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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,002 --> 00:00:35,002 Traducerea �i adaptarea: LionKing09 Subtitr�ri-noi Team 2 00:00:36,003 --> 00:00:39,071 Al cui telefon e deschis? 3 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:41,507 Vei fi machiat. 4 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:42,908 - Bine, dle Dorchen? - Stai. 5 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:45,511 M� machia�i la sf�rcuri? 6 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:46,912 Putem s�... 7 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:49,014 M� machia�i la sf�rcuri? 8 00:00:49,016 --> 00:00:51,250 Da. La sf�rcuri, te rog. 9 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:54,686 Ce fel de perie e? E blan� de iepure? 10 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:59,623 Lou Dorchen, legendarul c�nt�re� al grupului metalic Motley Lue, 11 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:02,227 care a ap�rut pe scen� de nic�ieri, 12 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:04,830 pentru a deveni defini�ia unui zeu al rock-ului. 13 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:06,932 κi tr�ie�te visul cu o adolescent� de liceu. 14 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:13,370 Cum a g�sit inspira�ia pentru a �nfiin�a cea mai inovatoare 15 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,340 companie din lume? 16 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:18,208 Nu trebuie s� v� spun de unde m-am inspirat, �n primul r�nd. 17 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:22,680 Pentru c� e "proprietate intelectual�", �i pot cere drepturi de autor. 18 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,616 L-a fel cum am pus drepturi de autor pe cuv�ntul "ei bine", 19 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,819 ca s� nu-l po�i rosti f�r� s� m� pl�te�ti. 20 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:29,755 - Ei bine... - �mi datorezi bani. 21 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,924 Cel mai bun prieten al lui Lou Dorchen este, de asemenea, 22 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:34,693 un c�nt�re� american de succes, Nick Webber. 23 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:37,396 De c�nd am scris "S�-i d�m drumul", �n 86', 24 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:38,697 am fost pe val. 25 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:41,967 De trei ori medalia de platin�. 26 00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:44,803 Am f�cut multe pauze, dar am avut succes. 27 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:48,040 Trebuie s� �tii, am un spirit t�n�r. 28 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:50,275 S-ar putea spune c� m� inspir din mul�i arti�ti. 29 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,945 M� inspir din mul�i arti�ti. 30 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:54,213 Nu... 31 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:57,149 Nu le iau lucrurile. 32 00:01:57,151 --> 00:01:59,551 Cine-ar face asta? 33 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:02,221 - �ntreab�-m� orice. - Bine. 34 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:05,400 - Cum e rela�ia cu tat�l t�u? - Nu r�spund. 35 00:02:05,718 --> 00:02:09,061 �nc� se zbate s�-�i g�seasc� locul �n lume, Jacob Dorchen. 36 00:02:09,063 --> 00:02:12,064 Comentariile despre tat�l lui sunt inovatoare �i schimb� jocul. 37 00:02:12,066 --> 00:02:15,567 Nu el a inventat Goo... Lougle. 38 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:18,137 N-ar putea inventa nici o cale de ie�ire dintr-o pung� de h�rtie. 39 00:02:18,139 --> 00:02:22,372 Nu �ncerc s� schimb subiectul, e o anecdot� adev�rat�. 40 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:25,344 A fost prins �ntr-o pung� uria� de h�rtie acum dou� s�pt�m�ni. 41 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:29,613 Adam d� din cas�. El e al treilea Muschetar. 42 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:34,117 A ajuns celebru, cu romanul s�u: Jacuzzi Timelord. 43 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:38,190 Adam este plecat �ntr-o c�l�torie experimental�. 44 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:40,092 Dar presimt c� �l vom revedea. 45 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:43,529 Presimt. 46 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:45,264 Presimt... 47 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:48,534 C� disear� va fi o noapte bun�... 48 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,135 Tocmai mi-au venit... 49 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:52,137 O excursie norocoas� la schiuri din 1986 50 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:54,706 pare s� le fi �nceput vie�ile de succes. 51 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:57,609 Dar cum a fost s� cre�ti al�turi de ace�ti arti�ti? 52 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,978 Ne �ntoarcem la amicul lor din liceu, Gary Winkle. 53 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:02,648 Pun pariu c� nu �tia�i c� �i eu trebuia s� merg �n acea excursie? 54 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:04,983 Am stat afar� toat� ziua, 55 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:08,220 dar ei n-au mai ap�rut. M-au l�sat s� a�tept. 56 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:09,821 �ti�i ce am p��it �n acel weekend? 57 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:12,057 Chlamidia, c�nd eram la tenis. 58 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:14,493 Prietenii mei cei mai bun merg la munte ca oameni normali, 59 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:18,163 se �ntorc �napoi boga�i. Cum s-a �nt�mplat? 60 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:19,631 La finalul zilei, 61 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,833 sunt un om simplu ca voi, 62 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:26,769 care a avut dou� idei bune, care i-au adus mul�i bani. Asta e tot. 63 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:32,174 De unde era s� �tiu c� ne va schimba complet existen�a? N-am avut de unde. 64 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:36,081 N-am avut, doar dac� aveam... 65 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,245 Spui... 66 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,282 C� aud doar ce vreau s� aud. 67 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,956 �i spui... 68 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:21,059 C� aud doar ce vreau s� aud. 69 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:24,229 Ei bine, nu ascult�. Bine, nu ascult�? 70 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:27,466 Ascult�, str�lucind. �n soare, str�lucind. 71 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:29,901 C�nd stau �ntins la soare... 72 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:36,475 M� dau cu lo�iune, nu, nu... 73 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:40,045 Deschid radioul, m�resc volumul... 74 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:43,215 T�ia�i! S-o facem din nou. 75 00:04:43,217 --> 00:04:44,916 Un singur cuv�nt, Nick. Uimitor... 76 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:46,985 Nu te juca cu mine, Terry. 77 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:53,558 - Bun�, Nick. - Tinere. 78 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,894 Ai furat vreun star de pop recent? 79 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:58,664 Pentru informa�ia ta, azi am �nregistrat ceva original. 80 00:04:58,666 --> 00:04:59,898 Serios? 81 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,433 Bine, melodia lui Lisa Loeb. 82 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:03,235 Ei bine, din c�te �mi amintesc. 83 00:05:03,237 --> 00:05:04,936 Versurile erau originale. 84 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,271 Ascult�, Nick, �n�eleg. 85 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:07,939 Nu ai talent natural. 86 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,908 �tiu doar c� acel jacuzzi m-a f�cut bogat. 87 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,743 E datoria mea s� tr�iesc pe tron. 88 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:13,111 Nu pot s� te v�d acum, 89 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:15,814 dar presupun c� te referi la tron ca la o metafor�. 90 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:18,617 Ce vrei? 91 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:20,986 Nick, �mi cer scuze. Nu vreau s� fiu r�u. 92 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,621 Vii la petrecerea lui Lou? 93 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:25,924 Trebuie s� vorbesc cu Courtney. Nu �tiu ce s� zic. 94 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:27,526 - Ce mai face Courtney? - �tii tu... 95 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,428 Serios? V� mai certa�i? 96 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:31,296 De ce nu-i scrii un c�ntec de-al lui Josh Groban? 97 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,833 Alo? 98 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:38,136 La naiba! 99 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:40,138 Cocain�! 100 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,773 La dracu'! 101 00:05:42,775 --> 00:05:44,810 Doamne! 102 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:47,212 Nu te mai furi�a a�a! 103 00:05:47,214 --> 00:05:48,613 Bate �n ceva. 104 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:50,949 Ai scos majoritatea u�ilor, ca s� pui paturi, Lou! 105 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,617 �n ce naiba s� bat? 106 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:54,786 Ce vrei? Las-o jos! 107 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,455 Vrei un r�nd de aplauze? 108 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:02,060 "Mul�umesc, Jacob, c� te-ai asigurat c� nu murim de foame. 109 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:05,329 Chiar dac� e complet ridicol �i nepotrivit ce facem acum." 110 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:08,233 Cu pl�cere, mam� �i tat�. M� bucur c� sunte�i ferici�i. 111 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:10,335 Ce dracu' mai cau�i aici? 112 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:12,571 Azi e ziua mea de na�tere, apropo. 113 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:15,006 - La mul�i ani! - Mul�umesc, mam�. 114 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:17,042 Da, da, da. 115 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:20,345 �i-am cump�rat un cadou, dar va ajunge m�ine aici... 116 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:21,847 prin FedEx. 117 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:22,815 Sigur. 118 00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:25,183 B�iatul lui tata se transform� �n b�rbatul lui tata. 119 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:27,419 ��i dau un indiciu. Nu e ziua mea de na�tere. 120 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:28,854 �tii ce zi e azi? 121 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:36,695 Bine, distrac�ie pl�cut�. 122 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:39,598 Cu c�t va �neca�i mai repede, primesc toate astea mai repede. 123 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,440 Mai ai alte �ntreb�ri, sau e gata interviul? 124 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:47,806 Nu l�sa lipsa u�ilor s� te loveasc� spre ie�ire. 125 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:50,542 M� enerveaz� foarte tare. 126 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:53,378 - Cine e? - Majordomul meu. 127 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:55,113 �i fiul nostru, prin urmare. 128 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,315 Doamne! Da. 129 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:00,619 Lisa Loeb? 130 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:04,454 Doamne! Nu-mi vine s� cred c� Nick Webber �tie �ngrijitoarei de pisici. 131 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:06,124 Da. O nebunie, nu? 132 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:08,859 Trebuie s�-�i spun c� ador aceast� melodie. 133 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:11,029 Pare at�t de personal�... 134 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:13,432 Aproape m� violeaz�. 135 00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:17,436 �mi pare foarte r�u. 136 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:31,249 Da! 137 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:32,651 Am reu�it! 138 00:07:38,157 --> 00:07:39,891 Toat� lumea sus! 139 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,994 Instan�a Penis e �n sesiune! 140 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:47,999 Onorabilul Lou Dorchen e prezent. 141 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:50,168 Dle Dorchen, putem �ncepe aceast� �nt�lnire? 142 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:52,270 Da. Brad, f�-�i meseria. 143 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:53,805 Dnelor �i dnilor... 144 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,174 Lougle e la r�scruce. 145 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:59,945 Am reu�it, oameni buni! Am ajuns la r�scruce. 146 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:03,014 Concuren�ii no�tri de la Lycos �i GeoCities ne strivesc. 147 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:05,116 Sunt ni�te tocilari, Brad. 148 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:06,785 Dar cei de la Yahoo? Ei unde sunt? 149 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,286 Yahoo? Ce e Yahoo? 150 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:09,621 Exact. 151 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:14,090 Ca director al R&D, trebuie s�-�i spun c� Lougle nu poate continua a�a. 152 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,328 Da, de asta am mutat sediul �n New Orleans, Brad, 153 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:18,530 Silicon Valley, �n Sud. 154 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:19,965 Da? 155 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,134 La naiba, la naiba! Susan, prive�te. 156 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:24,703 �ntoarce-te, repede! Susan, repede, repede! 157 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,137 Nu m� voi uita, Lou. 158 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:28,039 Susan, promit ca de data asta nu e penis �i boa�e. 159 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:29,875 Jur! Prive�te. 160 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:33,311 Penis �i boa�e! Te-ai uitat la penis �i boa�e! 161 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:34,546 Te-am ars! 162 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,149 Nu-mi vine s� cred c� te-am l�sat s� m� convingi s� fac asta. 163 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:42,153 Am fost printre cei mai buni 30 de ingineri. 164 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:43,555 Serios? 165 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:45,524 Trebuia s� ajung pe locul 20 din 40 de persoane. 166 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:47,826 Dar acum, am ajuns sub zero! 167 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:49,227 M-ai distrus, Lou. 168 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,896 Mi-ai distrus toat� via�a. 169 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:53,999 Fratele meu lucreaz� la NSA, iar eu lucrez pentru Mad Men (om nebun). 170 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:55,567 Mad Men a un film bun. 171 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:57,302 Uneori, mi-a� dori s� pot... 172 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:03,742 Bine, bine. Se pare c� ai nevoie de o idee bun�. 173 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:06,478 Ce zici s� te ajute pu�in Unchiul Lou? 174 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:11,182 Dac� combini cantitatea potrivit� de nitrotrinadium, 175 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:15,584 cu ap� �nc�lzit� �n mod special, �ntr-un bazin special amenajat, 176 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:18,890 ob�ii elementele necesare pentru c�l�toria �n timp! 177 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:24,095 Lovitur� de shotgun sub centur�! 178 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:28,033 M� �ntorc �n laborator, s� �ncerc s� salvez compania. 179 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:29,434 Da! 180 00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:47,052 De ce s-a adunat toat� lumea aici? D�m o alt� petrecere? 181 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,219 Da. 182 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:52,123 �n fiecare zi e o petrecere nou�. 183 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,125 Te ur�sc foarte mult, Lou. 184 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,227 �i eu te ur�sc, drag�. 185 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:58,129 Courtney, nu e mare lucru. 186 00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:00,231 Poate nu e mare lucru pentru tine, 187 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:03,068 dar e singura mea sor�, �i n-o vizit�m niciodat�. 188 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:06,972 - Sunt Premiile Grammy. - �ntotdeauna sunt ele. 189 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:11,376 Nu sunt �ntotdeauna Premiile Grammy. Uneori sunt Premiile Grammy. 190 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:17,983 Uit�-te la tine. 191 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,584 �n fiecare an, Lou? 192 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:21,820 Destul cu func�ia de tat�. Spune-mi Lou. 193 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,588 De ce trebuie s� pretind c� sunt majordomul t�u? 194 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:24,823 E�ti majordomul meu. 195 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,825 Nu, Lou. Doar pentru c� camera mea e aproape de bar, 196 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,426 �i eu sunt bun primitor de oaspe�i... 197 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,328 Sfinte Sisoe, sunt majordomul t�u. 198 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:35,263 Stai. Lou, ce zici dac� anul acesta a� veni s� lucrez cu tine la Lougle? 199 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:36,835 Uite ce pot face pentru tine, bine? 200 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:39,137 Dac� deschidem o divizie acolo 201 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,940 �n care ai de stat pe canapea s� te masturbezi la jocuri video, 202 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,274 ��i voi face rost de un interviu. 203 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,944 Ai deschis o divizie porno interactiv�. 204 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:50,813 Avem asta. Chiar �i idioata diagram� Venn pe care ai men�ionat-o, exist�. 205 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:53,952 E�ti o parte esen�ial� din aceast� opera�iune, Jacob. 206 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,353 Serios? 207 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,022 E�ti �eful Mixologist! 208 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:58,623 Ura! 209 00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,691 �ine. 210 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:02,027 Te iubesc, amice. 211 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:05,530 Bun�, Courtney. S�nii t�i arat� fantastic. 212 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,265 Dispari, Lou. 213 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:13,672 E una dintre cele bune, omule. 214 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:15,440 Haide, s� bem ceva. 215 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:31,222 E ca o capcan� mortal�, nu? 216 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,458 Sunt neatent cu statuile... 217 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:37,896 Nu sunt multe haine, nu? 218 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,831 Pot s�-�i iau haina? 219 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:43,835 Nu, nu. Sunt "la munc�" ast�-sear�. 220 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,970 E petrecerea tat�lui meu, el conduce Lougle. 221 00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:48,039 Cu ce te ocupi? 222 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,241 Diverse schimburi �ntre paharele cu Jack. 223 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,976 - Deci, e�ti un majordom. - Nu! 224 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:57,082 Serios, ar�t ca un majordom? 225 00:11:57,084 --> 00:12:00,251 Ar��i exact ca un majordom. 226 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,020 M� bucur s� te v�d, omule. 227 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,354 �i eu. 228 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:06,691 Jacuzii naibii, nu? 229 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,193 Ne-a schimbat vie�ile. 230 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,095 E cel mai bun lucru care mi s-a �nt�mplat. 231 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:16,101 �i-ai dori s� ne putem �ntoarce �nc� o tur�? 232 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,036 S� schimb�m unele lucruri? 233 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:20,605 S� folosim c�l�toria �n timp pentru lucruri mai importante. 234 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,841 P�cat c� jacuzzi-ul s-a dus. 235 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,542 Da. 236 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:25,777 Mare p�cat. 237 00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:27,612 La dracu'! 238 00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:30,749 Scuze. 239 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,117 Ce naiba? Lou... 240 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,786 Nick-Nack-Paddywhack! Pe cine v�d eu aici? 241 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,788 Gary Winkle. 242 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:39,591 Uite. Lou �i-a v�rsat b�utura pe mine, 243 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:41,726 ca s� nu trebuiasc� s� vorbesc cu tine. 244 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,294 Ar��i bine. 245 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,063 Bine, s� vorbim direct. 246 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,565 Unde ne afl�m noi acum, pe o scar� gen: 247 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:50,802 de la "cin� �i film" la "vacan�� tropical�"? 248 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:54,139 Suntem la "nu se va �nt�mpla". 249 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,074 - Patru, cum ar veni. - Unu �i jum�tate. 250 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,209 Minus jum�tate. 251 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,278 Ce vinzi, Gary? 252 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,981 Poftim? Niciun pic de iubire pentru Gary Winkle? 253 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:06,084 Bine, dar e o investi�ie curat� de data asta. Serios, omule. 254 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,318 Nu, nu. Stai, stai. 255 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,087 E la doar 12 blocuri distan�� de r�u. 256 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:12,590 E un loc curat. Po�i construi birouri, 257 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,093 un club de noapte, apartamente, ce vrei tu. 258 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:18,496 Am �n�eles, omule. Bine, sunt un ratat. 259 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:19,597 �ntotdeauna voi fi. 260 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:23,768 Nu m-am transformat ca prin magie dup� o excursie la munte. 261 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:27,236 Am doar o bucat� de p�m�nt, �i �tiu c� e o bucat� de rahat, bine? 262 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,941 Dar poate fi bucata noastr�. 263 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,176 Nu m� intereseaz�. Zic pas. 264 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:38,683 Suntem �n direct! 265 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:41,686 Pentru voi, din inima junglei! 266 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,855 La apogeul carierei sale, 267 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:48,026 valor�nd 2.3 miliarde de dolari, 268 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:52,764 vi-l prezint pe Lou "Violatorul", 269 00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:54,866 Dorchen! 270 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:16,654 Ne-am �nmul�it de-a lungul anilor, nu-i a�a? 271 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:19,057 Unii ne-am �ndeplinit visele. 272 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,726 Al�ii, am g�sit alte vise de urm�rit. 273 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,328 �ti�i, pun pariu... 274 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,730 Pun pariu c� nu este nicio persoan� �n aceast� camer�, 275 00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,832 care dac� ar avea �ansa s-o ia de la cap�t, 276 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,734 ar schimba ceva. Am dreptate? 277 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,302 Am dreptate? 278 00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:37,075 �i dac� crede�i asta... 279 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:41,778 Dac� crede�i asta din toat� inima, ei bine, atunci... 280 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:46,084 Sunte�i ni�te rata�i! 281 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,418 Genial. 282 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:51,522 Via�a const� �n repet�ri, bine? 283 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:54,192 �i dac� primi�i o a doua �ans�, 284 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:57,428 dac� �i vede�i scula dup� col�, profita�i de ea! 285 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,764 Lua�i-o! Lua�i sfatul meu. 286 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,866 Uita�i-v� la cei pe care �i iubi�i cel mai mult pe lume, 287 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,369 �i apoi spune�i-le s� se duc� dracului. 288 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,604 Pentru c� �n via�� este vorba despre num�rul unu. 289 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,707 Num�rul Lou-unu! 290 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,611 E o petrecere, nu? 291 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:17,348 S� ne dezbr�c�m �i s� facem sex! 292 00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:32,664 La o parte! 293 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:37,368 Era cazul ca cineva s�-l fac� b�rbat. 294 00:15:39,571 --> 00:15:41,406 - Iisuse, a fost �mpu�cat! - �n penis! 295 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,608 La naiba, e grav! Chema�i o ambulan��! 296 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,742 - Nick. - Da, amice. 297 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,978 �i-ai pus m�na pe penisul meu. 298 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,146 Aplic presiune direct�! 299 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,247 Nu trebuie s� ape�i a�a tare. 300 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,748 M�na mea e ca un garou! 301 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:51,983 Apas�-l pe scul�, cum vrei. 302 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,785 Nu, nu, Lou! R�m�i cu mine. 303 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,320 R�m�i cu mine. Uit�-te la mine! 304 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,421 Cine te-a �mpu�cat? 305 00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,590 Chux... Zedo. 306 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,826 Chuck Zito? Nemernicul! 307 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,661 - Cred c� spune "tuxedo". - Tuxedo? 308 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:04,929 Doamne, doare r�u! 309 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,164 Cine dracu' poart� un tuxedo? 310 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,168 Ce? Ce e? 311 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,536 �n primul r�nd, nu e un tuxedo, ci un costum de diminea��. 312 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,240 Nu te ui�i la Downton Abbey? 313 00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,776 St�team fix l�ng� tine. Nu l-am �mpu�cat naibii! 314 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,678 �mi vreau scula �napoi! 315 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,280 Lou va muri naiba! Nu mai are mult timp. 316 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,681 Nu, nu va muri. 317 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,683 �i vom oferi timp. 318 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,852 - Poftim? - Ia-l de bra�e. 319 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:31,189 Retrag tot ce-am spus! 320 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,124 Nu vreau s� fiu �mpu�cat cu un shotgun �n scul�! 321 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,026 M� doare foarte r�u! 322 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:37,261 Doamne! Doamne! 323 00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:40,431 - Ce dracu' faci? - Rezist�. Ai �ncredere �n mine. 324 00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:58,449 Sfinte Sisoe! 325 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:01,486 - A�a e, nu? - Cum se poate? 326 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:02,720 A furat-o. 327 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,556 Am furat timpul! Am furat toat� cabana! 328 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:10,828 Ia te uit�. Nitrotrinadium pur. 329 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,231 Lou �l are de la ru�i. Le-a spus c� le va construi o bomb�. 330 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,399 Clasicul Lou. 331 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:15,733 Da. Nu au v�zut "�napoi �n Viitor". 332 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:16,901 �n regul�, intra�i. 333 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,337 Pu�in ajutor aici. 334 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,205 Haide, Lou, trebuie s� meri�i. 335 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,174 Bluza lui Adam? 336 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,076 Ce dracu' �nseamn� asta? E aici Adam? 337 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,313 R�m�i cu mine, violatorule. 338 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:34,252 Unde e p�rul meu? Acolo �mi e puterea. 339 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,853 Du-te dracului. 340 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,856 Trebuie s� ne �ntoarcem �n timp �i s�-l oprim pe uciga�ul lui Lou. 341 00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,360 Nu. 342 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,428 A�a func�ioneaz�. 343 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:47,196 Trebuie s� le�inam be�i, �i apoi ajungem �n timp. 344 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,766 Nu stric�m formula, bine? 345 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,334 Nu fi o p�s�ric�! 346 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:17,528 M� simt perfect! Cred c� a func�ionat. 347 00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:55,233 - Lou nu respir�. - Cred c� a murit. 348 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,488 Nick, Nick, Nick! Ajutor, ajutor! 349 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,556 La dracu'! 350 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,193 - Lou, Lou. - Lou. Lou! 351 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,595 La dracu', la dracu'! 352 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,934 Cred c� e prea t�rziu. 353 00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:33,538 Via�a e ciudat�, �tii? 354 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,541 Am petrecut foarte mult timp ur�ndu-l. 355 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,143 �i acum c� s-a dus, simt f�r� s� vreau... 356 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,211 Iubire. 357 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,113 Nu, nu iubire. Nu fi idiot. 358 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:43,648 Respect? 359 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,816 Nu, e gre�it. 360 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,385 Admira�ie? 361 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,387 Nu e nimic admirabil la el. 362 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,656 E tat�l t�u. Onoare, poate? 363 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:54,725 Nu onoare. Asta se �ncadreaz� la respect �i admira�ie. 364 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,994 Poate doar un sentiment general de... 365 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,129 De dor, ��i e dor de el. 366 00:19:58,131 --> 00:19:59,363 - Da, �mi e dor de el. - ��i e dor de el. 367 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,665 Mi-e dor de nemernic. 368 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,067 Ce faci? E�ti �n Rai? Violezi ni�te �ngeri? 369 00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:04,235 Bravo �ie, amice. 370 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:12,743 - Doamne! - Ce dracu'! 371 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,145 Am v�zut la CSI. 372 00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:18,182 Intestinele evacueaz� aerul dup� ce corpul decedeaz�. 373 00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:20,685 Miroase a ur�. 374 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,253 Va fi mai r�u, iar apoi mai bine. 375 00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,322 Scula mea! Scula mea! 376 00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:27,692 A func�ionat! La naiba! 377 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,360 Uita�i, uita�i! 378 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,529 Pare o scul� s�n�toas�! 379 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,999 Scula mea s-a �ntors! 380 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:37,768 C�t timp am c�l�torit �n trecut? 381 00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:43,107 Nu �tiu. 382 00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:57,288 Am pus un usc�tor mare cu noi, s� nu avem de umblat goi. 383 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,457 E diferit. 384 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:02,360 E ca un bar de gay scandinavian. 385 00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:04,962 Arat� ca un Ikea din Miami. 386 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,631 E uimitor. 387 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,866 Uite ce clasic e. La fel ca un muzeu. 388 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:19,910 Cine... 389 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,312 Cine e? 390 00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:23,981 Cred c� e Jacob. 391 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,416 De ce sunt chel? 392 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,318 Ce-ai f�cut? 393 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,919 N-am f�cut-o eu. 394 00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:30,655 Ar��i de parc� un pedofil te-a �mbr�cat. 395 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:33,257 Tu ar��i ca un Jason Statham evreu. 396 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:35,826 Tu ar��i ca un Michael Chiklis, violat de t�ticul lui, 397 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,161 care i-a tras-o �i lui Lex Luthor. 398 00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:39,430 Asta e. 399 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,831 Cine e acel c�ine? 400 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,167 De ce st� a�a? 401 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:45,102 De ce nu i-o tragi acelui c�ine nemernic? 402 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,671 De ce i-a� trage-o unui c�ine? 403 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:48,005 - Putere asupra naturii. - Putere asupra naturii. 404 00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:50,074 Bun�. 405 00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:53,744 E servitoarea? 406 00:21:56,948 --> 00:21:58,115 S�ni. 407 00:21:58,117 --> 00:21:59,517 Ce mai faci? 408 00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:03,954 N-am �tiut c� ai companie. 409 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:05,623 - Da. - Bun�, Nick. 410 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,024 Ce faci? 411 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,626 Ce face aici? 412 00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:10,194 E casa mea. 413 00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:13,831 Mai stai cu ei? 414 00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:15,966 Da, a�a cred. 415 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,968 - Pa, Nick. - Pa. 416 00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:19,370 - Ne vedem la club? - Sigur. 417 00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:25,376 Servitoarea e nepoliticoas�. 418 00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:26,711 �mi place. 419 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:29,113 Cred c� e clar ce se petrece aici. 420 00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:30,214 Ce? 421 00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:33,551 Un Univers alternativ, la fel ca �n Fringe. 422 00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:34,819 - Tocilar... - Tociar... 423 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:38,656 - E�ti un nenorocit de tocilar... - Tocilar... 424 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:41,058 E�ti un nenorocit de tocilar... 425 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:43,728 - Tocilar... - �i nimeni nu te place! 426 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:44,895 Retardat. 427 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:48,232 Preferin�e media, dle Dorchen? 428 00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:49,400 Alo? 429 00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:52,403 Preferin�e media, dle Dorchen? 430 00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:54,405 Dinastia ra�elor? 431 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:56,907 Preferin�e media, dle Dorchen? 432 00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:59,410 Dinastia ra�elor! 433 00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:01,345 �ncearc� "�tirile". 434 00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:03,581 �tirile au fost selectate Mul�umesc, dle Dorchen. 435 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:06,183 Veni�i m�ine �i accepta�i provocarea. 436 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:09,420 M�nca�i o cizm�? M�nca�i-v� m�ndria! La Alege-F�! 437 00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:11,355 Cred c� eu sunt dl Dorchen. 438 00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:13,023 - Poftim? Nu. - Cred c� e casa mea. 439 00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:14,925 - �n niciun caz. - Are dreptate, Lou. 440 00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:16,227 - E imposibil. - Ai auzit �i tu. 441 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:17,762 Mie mi-a r�spuns. 442 00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:19,597 26 Martie 2025. 443 00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:22,666 De la Comedy Central, cu sediul �n New York. 444 00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:25,102 �tirile zilnice, cu Jessica Williams. 445 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:27,004 2025. 446 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,875 Bun venit la �tirile zilnice! 447 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:32,276 Eu sunt Jessica Williams. 448 00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:34,712 Musafira din seara aceasta este Jennifer Lawrence, 449 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:37,948 �i ��i promoveaz� filmul ei biografic, Meryl Streep. 450 00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:40,885 Cum au adus oamenii la emisiunea asta? 451 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:44,722 P�n� acum, a�i v�zut cu to�ii filmarea din satelit a accidentului rutier, 452 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:48,225 �ntre dou� ma�ini smart cu pilot automat din Detroit. 453 00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:52,594 Pre�edintele Neil Patrick Harris a cerut un nou regulament industriei, 454 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:58,636 orice automobil are dreptul constitu�ionale de a trage �ntr-o ma�in� neagr�, 455 00:23:58,638 --> 00:23:59,804 dac� se comport� ciudat. 456 00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,240 Emisiunea asta merge �nc�. 457 00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:06,977 Iisuse! Am c�l�torit 10 ani �n viitor. 458 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:15,586 Sunt distins. 459 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:17,988 Ar trebui s� m� rad, nu? 460 00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:19,824 Da, nu ar��i bine. 461 00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:21,559 E foarte fin, nu cred c� am chelit. 462 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:25,162 Cred c� am ales, ca Andre Agassi, Bruce Willis, sau �tiu eu. 463 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:27,598 Nu ar��i ca niciunul dintre aceste dou� persoane. 464 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:31,166 �n primul r�nd, ei sunt solizi �i ar�to�i, iar tu niciuna dintre cele dou�. 465 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:33,103 Ar��i ca o broasc� ie�it� din carapace. 466 00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:34,839 Du-te dracului, pentru chelie. 467 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:37,608 Ar��i ca un dirijor de orchestr�, pentru pisicile vagaboande. 468 00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:40,110 Ar��i de parc� �ii prelegeri �n public. 469 00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:42,179 Ar��i ca un copil maturizat. 470 00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:44,782 Ar��i ca un ou care a dat na�tere unui alt ou. 471 00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:47,451 Ar��i ca un Gandalf s�rac. 472 00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:49,620 Ar��i de parc� �l sf�tuie�ti pe Lando Calrissian. 473 00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:51,288 E bun�. 474 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:53,290 Ar��i ca tipul care de�ine casa care stric� tot cartierul. 475 00:24:53,292 --> 00:24:55,192 Am bombardat ceva, crezi? 476 00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:57,194 Ar��i de parc� n-ai f�cut niciodat� o decizie corect�. 477 00:24:57,196 --> 00:24:58,462 Niciodat�. 478 00:24:58,464 --> 00:25:01,365 Am dat un blowjob dup� col�. 479 00:25:01,367 --> 00:25:02,800 Recunosc, �mi place a�a. 480 00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:04,702 Vreau s� te lovesc �n buzunarul de jos. 481 00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:07,671 �tiu de ce servitoarea nu m-a pl�cut. 482 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,440 Ar�t ca un ratat. 483 00:25:13,879 --> 00:25:16,480 P�n� acum e bine �n viitorul �sta nebun, nu? 484 00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:18,282 Da. �ti�i ceva? 485 00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:20,284 Nu simt c� se va �nt�mpla ceva r�u. 486 00:25:20,786 --> 00:25:24,655 Uita�i, am g�sit toate lucrurile din pictur�. 487 00:25:24,657 --> 00:25:25,956 Mi�to, nu? 488 00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:29,894 Ce s-a �nt�mplat cu partea de jos a pantalonilor? 489 00:25:29,896 --> 00:25:31,729 Micul c�ine i-a m�ncat? 490 00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:33,130 Se nume�te mod�, Lou. 491 00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:34,665 Ar��i de parc�... 492 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:35,833 Nu, nu mai facem jocul �sta. 493 00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:39,236 Am f�cut-o pe sc�ri. Am f�cut-o �n fa�a oglinzii. 494 00:25:39,238 --> 00:25:40,738 Ar fi de prost gust s-o mai facem o dat�. 495 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,706 �n fine, vre�i ni�te haine noi? 496 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,174 E un dulap plin. 497 00:25:44,176 --> 00:25:46,410 �mi place tricoul meu. Tricoul meu e confortabil. 498 00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:48,579 Nu ai ascultat ce am spus, amice? 499 00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:50,581 �ntotdeauna adu-�i bagajul. 500 00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,317 E cumva... 501 00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:55,920 - Nu, nu e. - De unde o ai? 502 00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:57,388 - Nu �n�eleg. - Nu �tiu... 503 00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:58,856 Am auzit ce-ai spus. 504 00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:00,090 N-am spus nimic. 505 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,358 A fost cutia Cincinnati? 506 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:05,362 - Nu spune cu voce tare. - Te-ar putea auzi. 507 00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:07,765 Nu-mi ve�i spune niciodat� ce e �n acea cutie? 508 00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:10,868 Bine, ��i vom spune. �i vom spune. 509 00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:12,770 - �i voi spune. - Lou. 510 00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:15,573 E declara�ia de independen��, cu o hart� pe spate. 511 00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:17,708 - Alegerea familiei noastre. - Da. 512 00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:19,543 E doar plot-ul filmului Na�ional Treassure. 513 00:26:19,545 --> 00:26:23,013 Acum Raiders of the Lost Ark. Nu v� da�i silin�a. 514 00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:24,882 Nu e ceva ce ar putea fi �n acea cutie. 515 00:26:24,884 --> 00:26:26,684 Bine, e suficient. 516 00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:27,785 Bine. 517 00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:31,787 E un inel care te face invizibil, �i duce cu el puterea r�ului. 518 00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:34,458 Am v�zut filme, oameni buni! Am v�zut filme! 519 00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:36,527 Stai, de ce e�ti �n via��? 520 00:26:36,529 --> 00:26:37,628 Poftim? 521 00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:39,563 De ce e�ti �n via��? Suntem �n viitor. 522 00:26:39,565 --> 00:26:41,231 Da, �tii ceva? Are dreptate. 523 00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:43,133 Dac� c�l�toream �n trecut, mai erai �n via��. 524 00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:44,935 Dar am c�l�torit 10 ani �n viitorul naibii. 525 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:46,236 Ar trebui s� fii mort. 526 00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:47,805 Da, ce dracu'? 527 00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:51,073 Ar trebui s� v� �ntreba�i, "c�nd naiba?" 528 00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:53,310 La naiba! 529 00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:55,980 - Acel tip din nou! - Po�i s� nu mai faci asta? 530 00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:57,815 Nu ne va spune nimic. 531 00:26:57,817 --> 00:27:00,317 Ce zici s� dispari de-aici? 532 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:04,553 Sta�i. Trebuie doar s� ne �ntoarcem �napoi, iar Lou va fi bine, nu? 533 00:27:04,657 --> 00:27:07,257 Nu e chiar a�a de simplu. 534 00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:09,493 Jacuzzi-ul nu v� duce unde vre�i. 535 00:27:09,495 --> 00:27:11,095 Va duce unde ave�i nevoie s� merge�i. 536 00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:12,262 Termin�! 537 00:27:12,264 --> 00:27:15,933 Sunt anumite calcule �i inova�ii, 538 00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:19,436 �i aplica�ii care n-au fost finalizate �nc�. 539 00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:21,338 Ce dracu' �nseamn� asta? 540 00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:24,640 �nseamn� c� �n prezent, jacuzzi-ul vostru e unul obi�nuit. 541 00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:27,344 Stai, vrei s� spui c� nu e posibil s� c�l�torim �n timp? 542 00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:30,180 Exact, Liz. S� primeasc� doamn� o floare. 543 00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:31,782 - La naiba. - Lizzie. 544 00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:33,851 E o prostie, bine? 545 00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:37,121 Avem un seif plin de nitro aici. 546 00:27:37,123 --> 00:27:39,256 Unde-a disp�rut? Unde-a disp�rut? 547 00:27:40,358 --> 00:27:42,292 Ce-ai f�cut cu el? 548 00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:45,129 Cum pot lua ceva ce nu exist� �nc�? 549 00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:47,531 Exist� �n trecut. Cum poate s� nu existe �n viitor? 550 00:27:47,533 --> 00:27:50,367 Trecutul, viitorul. Dr�gu�. 551 00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:55,303 Dar cine poate spune c� trecutul nu e dec�t viitorul acestui prezent? 552 00:27:55,307 --> 00:27:57,107 A�adar, nitro-ul e din viitor? 553 00:27:58,210 --> 00:27:59,643 Ca �n Terminator. 554 00:27:59,645 --> 00:28:01,045 - Da. - Doamne! 555 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,213 Tu crezi c� totul e ca �n Terminator. 556 00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:04,982 Pentru c� a�a este! 557 00:28:04,984 --> 00:28:07,184 Bra�ul lui Arnold e t�iat �n trecut, 558 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:10,320 cineva �l g�se�te �i aplic� energie inversa! 559 00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:12,790 �i Terminatorii apar ca dup� ploaie. 560 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,491 A�a am f�cut rost de nitro? 561 00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:16,994 Nu �tiu. N-am v�zut Terminator. 562 00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:19,063 La dracu' cu el �i ghicitorile lui! 563 00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:28,672 Mul�umesc c� l-a�i imobilizat! 564 00:28:28,674 --> 00:28:29,840 S�-l imobiliz�m? 565 00:28:29,842 --> 00:28:31,909 Ca s�-l po�i ucide pe baronul mistic al timpului, 566 00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:33,510 care de�ine cheia existen�ei noastre? 567 00:28:33,512 --> 00:28:35,079 �sta e planul t�u? 568 00:28:35,081 --> 00:28:36,413 Taci. 569 00:28:36,415 --> 00:28:37,881 Adun�-te, Lou. Avem nevoie de el. 570 00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:39,083 Amatorule. 571 00:28:39,851 --> 00:28:41,418 Chestia asta e tare. 572 00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:43,020 Probabil eu am inventat-o. 573 00:28:43,022 --> 00:28:45,355 "Lou suge... 574 00:28:45,357 --> 00:28:49,393 "Scule". �ntoarce. 575 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:51,361 �n regul�. 576 00:28:51,363 --> 00:28:52,763 Fi�i aten�i la mine. 577 00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:54,698 Va fi complicat. 578 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:57,201 Acesta e timpul. 579 00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:59,703 �i tu e�ti mort. 580 00:28:59,705 --> 00:29:01,538 Lou a fost ucis �n prezentul nostru, 581 00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:04,373 ceea ce �nseamn� c� �n viitor ar trebui s� fie tot mort. 582 00:29:04,443 --> 00:29:07,543 E clar c� nu e mort, pentru c� e aici, �nc� m� deranjeaz�. 583 00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:10,913 �nseamn� c� suntem �ntr-un viitor complet diferit, 584 00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:13,450 �ntr-o cronologie complet diferit�. 585 00:29:13,452 --> 00:29:16,553 Jacob, eu sunt sarlacc-ul. 586 00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:18,555 Bine. 587 00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:22,626 �n fine, reparatorul a spus c� trecutul este viitorul 588 00:29:22,628 --> 00:29:25,229 prezentului �n care suntem noi acum. 589 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:29,800 �nseamn� c� uciga�ul este din viitor. 590 00:29:29,802 --> 00:29:33,470 E clar, cineva din 2025 s-a �ntors �n trecut �i l-a �mpu�cat pe Lou. 591 00:29:33,472 --> 00:29:35,072 Ca �n Looper. 592 00:29:36,575 --> 00:29:38,475 Bine c� nu faci spoiler! 593 00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:40,711 "Lou, vrei s� mergem s� vedem Looper?" 594 00:29:40,713 --> 00:29:42,613 "Nu, am ceva de f�cut." 595 00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:44,481 �l am �n list�! Se pune. 596 00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:46,583 E primul film cu Bruce Willis pe care l-am ratat. 597 00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:48,152 - Bruce joac� �n el? - �n regul�. 598 00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:51,755 Prin faptul c� Lou e �n via�� aici, �n 2025, 599 00:29:51,757 --> 00:29:54,658 c�nd noi �tim c� a murit �n 2015, 600 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:56,160 �nseamn� c� suntem aici s�-l oprim pe criminal. 601 00:29:56,162 --> 00:29:59,129 - Care va ucide �n trecut. - Exact. 602 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,264 �n�eleg. 603 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:02,132 Eu sunt plictisit. 604 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,468 S� mergem s� vedem situa�ia cluburilor de striptis din viitor. 605 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:05,669 Palma! 606 00:30:05,671 --> 00:30:07,504 Tocmai ai spus "palma", �n loc de bate palma? 607 00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:09,106 - Palma! - Palma! 608 00:30:09,108 --> 00:30:10,908 E cel mai lene� lucru pe care l-am auzit vreodat�. 609 00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:11,975 Palma! 610 00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:14,011 Nu ave�i energia necesar�? 611 00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:16,346 Nu, nu v� pute�i juca. 612 00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:17,781 Trebuie s�-�i g�sim uciga�ul. 613 00:30:17,783 --> 00:30:21,750 Sau nu trebuie, �i putem merge la un club de striptis. 614 00:30:24,023 --> 00:30:26,290 - Ai p�lp�it. - Ai p�lp�it. 615 00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:28,025 Am p�lp�it... de ce? 616 00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:29,293 Pentru c� ��i amenin�i propria existen��. 617 00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:30,961 Ai ascultat ceva din tot ce am spus? 618 00:30:30,963 --> 00:30:32,596 N-am ascultat nimic. 619 00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:35,799 Doamne! Bine. 620 00:30:35,801 --> 00:30:39,102 Vom rezolva crima mea idioat�, care nu s-a �nt�mplat �nc�. 621 00:30:41,139 --> 00:30:43,040 Sau putem merge la un club de striptis. 622 00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:47,044 Bine! Crima naibii. 623 00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:14,905 Nu s-a schimbat nimic. 624 00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:17,427 Ne-am g�ndit c� va fi diferit peste 10 ani, nu? 625 00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:27,751 Sunt c�teva funduri sexi �n acest viitor. 626 00:31:27,753 --> 00:31:31,221 Tu sau cineva pe care iube�ti are o problem� cu heroina? 627 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,757 - Viteza? Ghea�a? Iarba? - Da, da. 628 00:31:33,759 --> 00:31:35,359 - Berea? Jack-ul? - Da, da. 629 00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:37,928 R�zbunarea lui Al Michaels? Sau cocain�? 630 00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:41,098 �n primul r�nd, s� ne lu�m ni�te r�zbunarea lui Al Michaels, nu? 631 00:31:45,004 --> 00:31:47,905 �nc� demoniza�i dependen�ele? Ca �i cum ar fi o boal�? 632 00:31:47,907 --> 00:31:51,541 - Abia a�tept s� ajungi la fund. - Da. 633 00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:53,543 Cine din viitor ar dori s� te ucid�, Lou? 634 00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:55,212 Nu �tiu. 635 00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:58,682 Singur� persoan� care a avut motiva�ie s� m� ucid�, am fost eu. 636 00:31:58,684 --> 00:32:01,385 �i tratez pe to�i cu respect �i bun�tate. 637 00:32:01,387 --> 00:32:03,687 Lou, ai �ncercat s� m� �mpingi de pe sc�ri s�pt�m�na trecut�. 638 00:32:03,689 --> 00:32:05,455 Din glum�! 639 00:32:07,558 --> 00:32:09,726 Doamne, tu e�ti! 640 00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:11,395 Jacob e criminalul. 641 00:32:11,397 --> 00:32:13,697 Nu sunt criminalul. Termin�. 642 00:32:13,699 --> 00:32:17,234 De ce? Pentru c� ai intrat direct �n via�a mea. 643 00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:20,203 �ntotdeauna ai vrut s� fii cel care i-o trage tigrului! 644 00:32:20,205 --> 00:32:23,539 Lou, dac� voiam s� te ucid, nu foloseam o arm�, bine? 645 00:32:23,575 --> 00:32:25,943 ��i otr�veam cocktail-ul de la micul dejun, 646 00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:28,045 cu un sedativ f�r� gust, dar puternic. 647 00:32:28,047 --> 00:32:30,580 �i c�t timp dormeai, a�teptam 9 ore, 648 00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:33,050 s�-�i ias� tot din sistem, s� nu r�m�n� urme. 649 00:32:33,052 --> 00:32:37,352 �i apoi te duceam �n Golf, �i te hr�neam unui tigru rechin. 650 00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:38,922 La naiba, cu s�nge rece. 651 00:32:38,924 --> 00:32:40,624 Dar nu foloseam o arm�. 652 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:44,061 �mi voi face singur cocktail-ul de acum �ncolo, mul�umesc. 653 00:32:44,063 --> 00:32:46,463 Mi-a� dori ca Adam s� fie aici. El ar �ti ce s� fac�. 654 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,598 Tocmai mi-ai descris toat� via�a. 655 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,168 Avem nevoie de Adam, iar el nu e aici. 656 00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:55,739 Unde dracu' e? 657 00:32:55,741 --> 00:32:57,407 Iisuse! 658 00:32:57,409 --> 00:32:59,109 C�nd te-am t�r�t dup� ce ai fost �mpu�cat, 659 00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:02,344 i-am v�zut bluza l�ng� jacuzzi. 660 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:08,218 Adam m-a ucis. 661 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,487 Da, Adam �l �mpu�c� pe Lou, 662 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:12,789 iar apoi folose�te jacuzzi-ul s� scape undeva �n timp. 663 00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:13,957 Ca la carte. 664 00:33:13,959 --> 00:33:15,959 Doar �n societatea noastr� distrus� poate fi ca la carte. 665 00:33:15,961 --> 00:33:17,794 De ce ar vrea Adam s� te �mpu�te? 666 00:33:17,796 --> 00:33:20,831 Nu �tiu. Am fost prieten cu el. 667 00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:23,667 - Ai �ncercat s� i-o tragi so�iei lui. - Ai �ncercat s� i-o tragi so�iei lui? 668 00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:26,536 Din glum�! Voi �ti�i asta. 669 00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:27,637 Nu. 670 00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:29,973 Tu �tii. 671 00:33:29,975 --> 00:33:32,209 �n �tirile financiare de azi, la Lougle nu sunt surprize. 672 00:33:32,211 --> 00:33:35,012 Lougle a crescut cu 10 puncte azi. 673 00:33:35,014 --> 00:33:37,714 Frumos. Se pare c� am �ntors compania. 674 00:33:38,316 --> 00:33:40,317 Te �ntorc eu pe tine. 675 00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:42,152 Cineva e moroc�nos, pentru c� a fost ucis. 676 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,057 Adam! Ie�i afar�! 677 00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:48,859 Sunt prietenii t�i cei mai buni din toat� lumea! 678 00:33:48,861 --> 00:33:50,394 Sigur e locul bun? 679 00:33:50,396 --> 00:33:53,196 C�ut�rile de la Lougle au g�sit loca�ia lui Adam �i ADN-ul lui. 680 00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:55,032 Trebuie s�-�i schimbe set�rile de confiden�ialitate. 681 00:33:55,034 --> 00:33:57,534 Dac� e aici, �l voi ucide �nainte s� m� ucid�. 682 00:33:57,536 --> 00:33:58,935 Bun�. V� pot ajuta? 683 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:03,507 Doamne! Jacob Dorchen �i Nick Webber? 684 00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:05,709 Vinovat. 685 00:34:05,711 --> 00:34:08,078 Sunt la emisiunea Subpoena? 686 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,348 Serios, sunt la emisiunea Subpoena? 687 00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:13,683 Bun�, dle. Tu cine e�ti? 688 00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:15,218 - La naiba, casa gre�it�. - Stai. 689 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:17,354 Adam Yates locuie�te aici? 690 00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:19,256 Eu sunt Adam Yates Stedmeyer. 691 00:34:20,691 --> 00:34:24,326 Deci, e�ti c�s�torit cu m�tu�a mea, iar asta te face unchiul meu. 692 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:29,566 �nseamn� c� noi doi suntem veri primari. 693 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,535 Doamne, e super. 694 00:34:31,537 --> 00:34:33,904 Arat� ca un Braveheart �ncep�tor. 695 00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:36,807 Am g�sit poza asta dup� ce a murit mama. 696 00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:41,745 Mare buffalo alb! 697 00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:43,046 Mare buffalo alb! 698 00:34:43,048 --> 00:34:45,882 - Mare buffalo alb! - Mare buffalo alb! 699 00:34:45,884 --> 00:34:47,584 Mare buffalo alb! Da. 700 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,086 Da, da, da. 701 00:34:49,088 --> 00:34:52,089 El este, nu? El e tat�l meu? 702 00:34:52,091 --> 00:34:53,223 Nu l-ai cunoscut niciodat�? 703 00:34:53,225 --> 00:34:55,058 Nu, s-au desp�r�it �nainte ca eu s� m� nasc. 704 00:34:56,095 --> 00:34:58,428 Dar ne pute�i face cuno�tin��. 705 00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:02,099 Da. Dar e mai complicat. 706 00:35:02,101 --> 00:35:06,501 A�i sim�it vreodat� c� totul se �nt�mpl� cu un motiv? 707 00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:07,938 - Da. - Da. 708 00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:10,607 Fie destin, sau predestin. 709 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,275 Cred c� se spune "predestinat". 710 00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:14,411 Nu, predestin. Am citit o carte. 711 00:35:14,413 --> 00:35:15,645 Era un dic�ionar? 712 00:35:15,647 --> 00:35:17,614 Nu, era o carte pe nume Predestin. 713 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:19,249 Bine, nu-mi pas�. 714 00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:23,918 Prin predestin, afl�m c� exist� o for�� care de�ine sforile, 715 00:35:23,956 --> 00:35:28,922 �i aranjeaz� totul, ca s� se potriveasc� perfect... 716 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,194 la... 717 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:37,300 un loc. 718 00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:39,769 Nu pot! Nu pot s-o fac! Trebuie s� plec. 719 00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:41,338 - Scuze. - Scuze, trebuie s� mergem. 720 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:42,772 Frumos tricou, apropo. 721 00:35:42,774 --> 00:35:45,475 - Mul�umesc. - Iau rochia. 722 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:46,810 Cine a spus ceva despre o rochie? 723 00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:49,212 N-am spus nimic despre nicio rochie. 724 00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:52,616 Scuze. N-am realizat c� Adam are musafiri. 725 00:35:52,618 --> 00:35:53,984 - Bun�, drag�. - Bun�. 726 00:35:53,986 --> 00:35:57,154 Ea e Jill. Jill, ei sunt prietenii mei. 727 00:35:57,156 --> 00:35:59,122 Ne c�s�torim s�pt�m�na viitoare. 728 00:35:59,124 --> 00:36:02,292 Eu �i Jill, nu eu �i b�ie�ii. 729 00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:04,494 �nceteaz�. Vei face s�-mi ias� lapte din nas. 730 00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:06,530 - Lapte? Ce lapte? - Am b�ut lapte mai devreme. 731 00:36:08,966 --> 00:36:10,200 Tu e�ti Nick Webber? 732 00:36:10,202 --> 00:36:11,668 Da. Eu sunt. 733 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,304 Vrei s� faci dansul Webber Strut? 734 00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:15,639 Webber... 735 00:36:15,641 --> 00:36:17,974 Haide, �l �tii doar. Vreau s�-l facem noi. 736 00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:19,142 A�a cred. 737 00:36:19,144 --> 00:36:21,678 - Toat� lumea, sus, sus, sus! - Toat� lumea, sus, sus, sus! 738 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,680 - Opri�i-v�. - Sus, sus, sus... 739 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:26,483 Se pricep bine la dansul t�u. 740 00:36:26,485 --> 00:36:29,986 Macarena ta de om s�rac, pentru care e�ti faimos. 741 00:36:29,988 --> 00:36:31,021 Toat� lumea s� fac�... 742 00:36:31,023 --> 00:36:32,889 Parc� ar culege scule din copaci. 743 00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:34,357 Parc� ar alege scule. 744 00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:37,327 �nc� �mi place muzica ta. 745 00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:39,396 �tiu c� ai avut vremuri grele. 746 00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:40,530 Vremuri grele? 747 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,399 E�ti foarte slab acum, dar mie �mi placi �nc�. 748 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:44,000 Cum adic� slab? 749 00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:45,902 - Doamne, a�a e bine. - E bine a�a? 750 00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:47,170 Asta aleg. 751 00:36:47,172 --> 00:36:49,839 Dragule, ne-am g�sit aroma pentru tort. 752 00:36:49,841 --> 00:36:51,007 B�ie�i! 753 00:36:51,009 --> 00:36:52,842 Ne-am g�sit aroma pentru tort. 754 00:36:52,844 --> 00:36:53,910 Poftim? 755 00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,045 Nu �i-am spus. 756 00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:57,013 - Jacob e v�rul meu. - Nu se poate. 757 00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:59,416 - �i unchiul Lou... - Nu-mi mai spune a�a. 758 00:36:59,418 --> 00:37:01,384 - E unchiul meu. - Poftim? 759 00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:04,854 �i au venit aici... cum? 760 00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:06,223 - Printr-un jacuzzi fierbinte. - Printr-un jacuzzi fierbinte. 761 00:37:06,225 --> 00:37:07,357 A�a e. 762 00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:08,692 Bine. 763 00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:11,428 Cred c� �i tu ai venit la fel. 764 00:37:14,332 --> 00:37:15,398 Ascult�. 765 00:37:17,702 --> 00:37:20,036 - �l caut� pe tat�l meu. - Poftim? 766 00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:22,205 Trebuie s� mergi cu ei. 767 00:37:22,207 --> 00:37:23,540 V� deranjeaz�? 768 00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:26,441 Ar fi foarte bine s� vin� �i tata la nunt�. 769 00:37:26,445 --> 00:37:27,577 La dracu'! 770 00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:29,446 Nu se poate. 771 00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:31,047 Trebuie s�-l l�sa�i s� vin�. 772 00:37:31,049 --> 00:37:33,049 Exact de asta are nevoie. 773 00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:34,618 Suntem �mpreun� de 10 ani. 774 00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:35,919 Nu prea iese afar�. 775 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:37,454 Nu a avut petrecere de burlac. 776 00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:38,955 M� faci s� par pu�in cam �n�epenit. 777 00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:40,257 Exact. 778 00:37:40,259 --> 00:37:43,226 Distrac�ie pl�cut�, �i s� faci alegeri bune. 779 00:37:43,228 --> 00:37:45,128 - Tu e�ti alegerea mea cea mai bun�. - Tu e�ti alegerea mea cea mai bun�. 780 00:37:45,130 --> 00:37:47,797 - Nu, tu e�ti alegerea mea cea mai bun�. - Tu e�ti alegerea mea cea mai bun�. 781 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:49,399 Nu, tu e�ti alegerea mea cea mai bun�. 782 00:37:49,401 --> 00:37:50,900 - Tu e�ti alegerea mea cea mai bun�. - Tu e�ti alegerea mea cea mai bun�. 783 00:37:50,902 --> 00:37:53,470 Tu e�ti... alegerea... mea... cea... mai... bun�. 784 00:37:53,472 --> 00:37:55,639 - Ce dracu'? - Da, serios. 785 00:37:55,641 --> 00:37:57,474 Vin imediat. 786 00:37:57,476 --> 00:38:00,644 Tu e�ti... alegerea... mea... cea... mai... bun�. 787 00:38:00,646 --> 00:38:04,214 Voi sunte�i ga�ca tat�lui meu? 788 00:38:04,216 --> 00:38:05,782 Mereu m-am �ntrebat cum arat� ga�ca lui, 789 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:08,785 dar acum am aflat. 790 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:10,854 Vom petrece mult timp �mpreun�. 791 00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:16,793 Simt c� vom avea o zi de neuitat.. 792 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:18,795 Unde dracu' mergem? 793 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,297 Mama a locuit �n apropiere, 794 00:38:20,299 --> 00:38:23,732 m-am g�ndit s� mergem la apartamentul ei s� vedem dac� g�sim vreun indiciu. 795 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:27,269 Exist� o �ans� de 50% s�-�i ucid tat�l, 796 00:38:27,306 --> 00:38:29,572 dac� ai un discurs de reuniune, s� nu dureze mult. 797 00:38:29,574 --> 00:38:31,207 La dracu'! 798 00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:33,310 Ce faci, omule? 799 00:38:33,312 --> 00:38:35,745 Nu, nu, nu. 800 00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:37,480 Nu conduce nimeni ma�ina. 801 00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:43,920 Da, e o ma�in� smart. 802 00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:46,489 - Da, mi-am dat seama. - Nu, e o ma�in� smart. 803 00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:48,792 - Se conduce singur�. - Poftim? 804 00:38:48,794 --> 00:38:49,993 E super! 805 00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:51,761 Acesta e viitorul despre care am vorbit. 806 00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:53,263 C�t te-a costat? 807 00:38:53,265 --> 00:38:55,265 Sunte�i amuzan�i. 808 00:38:55,267 --> 00:38:57,634 Nu e a mea. De fapt, nu e a nim�nui. 809 00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,035 Ai nevoie de o ma�in�, apare una. 810 00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:00,170 Serios? 811 00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:02,472 E�ti o ma�in� minunat� �i te apreciez. 812 00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:04,841 Termin�. 813 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:07,610 A�adar, ma�ina asta merge pe sentimente. 814 00:39:07,612 --> 00:39:09,679 Da, cred c� asta ar spune un copil de �ase ani. 815 00:39:10,548 --> 00:39:11,715 Arzi! 816 00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:13,783 Serios? Ar spune un copil de �ase ani asta? 817 00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:18,021 - Ce naiba a fost asta? - A turat motorul. 818 00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:20,123 - A turat motorul pentru mine? - Cu siguran��. 819 00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:22,792 Ce faci? Ai vreo problem� cu mine? 820 00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:26,796 �tii ceva? ��i dau prioritate. Haide, love�te-m�! 821 00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:29,299 Love�te-m�! 822 00:39:29,301 --> 00:39:30,533 Haide! 823 00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:31,668 Nu e�ti o ma�in� bun�. 824 00:39:31,670 --> 00:39:35,638 Nu e�ti o ma�in� smart! E�ti doar o ma�in�. 825 00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:38,975 Nu cred c� func�ioneaz� a�a. 826 00:39:38,977 --> 00:39:40,577 Nu-i po�i r�ni sentimentele. 827 00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:41,678 E�ti o ma�in� minunat� �i te apreciez. 828 00:39:42,748 --> 00:39:43,913 Ghici ceva? 829 00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:46,416 Mie �mi po�i r�ni sentimentele, da? 830 00:39:46,418 --> 00:39:48,351 - Poftim? - Merg pe jos. 831 00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:52,322 - �ntotdeauna e a�a? - �n mare parte. 832 00:39:52,324 --> 00:39:54,391 Are probleme emo�ionale? 833 00:39:54,393 --> 00:39:55,725 Are probleme grave legate de droguri. 834 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:57,160 A fost �mpu�cat asear�. 835 00:39:57,162 --> 00:39:59,229 - E chel. - Fiul lui �l ur��te. 836 00:39:59,231 --> 00:40:00,663 E corect de spus, nu? 837 00:40:00,665 --> 00:40:02,465 Da, e un monstru. 838 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,834 A� dori s�-l ajut. 839 00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:17,612 Sunt sigur c� e�ti s�tul de asta, dar �mi po�i semna tableta sculei? 840 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,917 ��i bagi scula acolo! 841 00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:22,352 E o inven�ie genial�. 842 00:40:22,354 --> 00:40:24,254 �tiu, bine? 843 00:40:24,256 --> 00:40:27,190 �i-ai b�gat gura �n dispozitivul de masturbat al fiului t�u! 844 00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:29,426 Ce gust are penisul fiului t�u? 845 00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:31,194 Du-te naibii! 846 00:40:31,196 --> 00:40:32,762 A fost delicios? 847 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:37,397 Un prieten de-al meu a ajuns mare la Lougle. Brad Syed? Vine la nunt�. 848 00:40:37,436 --> 00:40:39,102 - Brad? - Sta�i. 849 00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:42,205 �i voi ar trebui s� veni�i la nunta mea. 850 00:40:42,207 --> 00:40:46,276 Mi-a� dori s� putem, dar... 851 00:40:46,278 --> 00:40:48,178 Nemernicule! 852 00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:51,114 Gary Winkle. 853 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,393 Love�te-l �n fa��! Direct �n fa��! 854 00:41:03,395 --> 00:41:05,228 Nu e vorba despre bani, ci s� faci bani. 855 00:41:05,230 --> 00:41:06,796 Uite cine... 856 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:09,132 C�t de bogat e�ti? 857 00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:11,468 Cum naiba e�ti bogat? 858 00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:13,102 - Lou... - Tu m-ai ucis! 859 00:41:13,104 --> 00:41:15,271 Te voi ucide �nainte s� m� po�i ucide din nou! 860 00:41:15,273 --> 00:41:16,806 Stai a�a. 861 00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:21,377 E foarte amuzant. De ce te-a� ucide? Te iubesc. 862 00:41:21,612 --> 00:41:22,912 Poftim? 863 00:41:22,914 --> 00:41:25,815 Bine, bine. Sunt bine. 864 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:29,252 Refuzul t�u de a cump�ra acel p�m�nt a fost cel mai bun lucru din via�a mea. 865 00:41:29,254 --> 00:41:32,920 C�nd a lovit uraganul Beth, a distrus jum�tate din Waterfront, 866 00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:36,392 �i a transformat acea bucat� de rahat �ntr-o min� de aur. 867 00:41:36,627 --> 00:41:37,827 Poftim? 868 00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,429 Nu tu m-ai ucis? 869 00:41:39,431 --> 00:41:42,732 Despre ce vorbe�ti? Te iubesc, omule. 870 00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:46,102 Veni�i, sau ce? 871 00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:48,771 Nu e petrecere, dac� nu e petrecerea lui Gary Winkle. 872 00:41:48,773 --> 00:41:52,307 La Gary Winkle... tragem cu ochiul. 873 00:41:52,344 --> 00:41:54,677 - Ce faci? - Am tras cu ochiul de dou� ori. 874 00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:55,845 Teoretic, ai �nchis ochiul. 875 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:57,714 - Ai �nchis ochii. - Nu �tii trage cu ochiul, nu? 876 00:41:57,716 --> 00:41:59,349 Sigur c� �tiu. 877 00:41:59,351 --> 00:42:00,416 Dovede�te. 878 00:42:02,219 --> 00:42:03,686 Da. 879 00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:05,488 Stai s� te ajut. 880 00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:07,170 �l �in eu deschis. 881 00:42:08,025 --> 00:42:09,259 Acum. 882 00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:11,127 - Vede�i? - Vede�i? 883 00:42:11,129 --> 00:42:12,362 Putem merge la petrecere acum? 884 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,542 Bun venit! 885 00:42:25,544 --> 00:42:27,944 Barmani, orice doresc ei. 886 00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:30,480 De la acel raft �n jos. 887 00:42:30,482 --> 00:42:32,815 - Lou, ce facem aici? - Nu �tiu. 888 00:42:32,817 --> 00:42:34,651 Winkle nu e criminalul. Trebuie s� mergem. 889 00:42:34,653 --> 00:42:36,085 Nu-mi pas�, pentru c� este cocain� aici. 890 00:42:36,087 --> 00:42:37,487 N-ai v�zut cocaina? Uite, uite! 891 00:42:37,489 --> 00:42:38,888 V�d cocaina. �i ce dac�? 892 00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:40,657 O voi trage pe nas. Iar apoi... 893 00:42:40,659 --> 00:42:42,492 Nu p�lp�i. P�lp�i cumva? 894 00:42:42,494 --> 00:42:44,060 Nu po�i spune c� da. 895 00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:45,361 Suntem �n misiunea de a-�i salva via�a. 896 00:42:45,363 --> 00:42:47,163 Crezi c� eu nu vreau s�-mi frec scula de ni�te cocain�? 897 00:42:47,165 --> 00:42:48,364 - �i s� pleznesc ni�te s�ni? - Bine. 898 00:42:48,366 --> 00:42:50,733 S� sparg ni�te sticle? S� m� distrez �n viitor? 899 00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:52,035 �ncerc s� te ajut s� nu mai p�lp�i. 900 00:42:52,037 --> 00:42:53,202 - Ce dracu' faci? - Bine spus. 901 00:42:53,204 --> 00:42:55,905 Mul�umesc. S� spargi sticle, asta e din �coala veche. 902 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:57,240 O aduci �napoi? 903 00:42:57,242 --> 00:42:58,408 da. 904 00:42:58,410 --> 00:43:00,043 �mi placi. 905 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:02,579 Da, da. 906 00:43:02,581 --> 00:43:04,581 Ce sunt astea? Nu-mi pas�. 907 00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:08,049 Nick, �mi pare r�u s� aud despre tine �i Courtney. 908 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:10,520 Cum adic�? 909 00:43:10,522 --> 00:43:12,855 Am �n�eles. Scuze. 910 00:43:12,857 --> 00:43:14,524 Nu, serios, ce vrei s� spui? 911 00:43:14,526 --> 00:43:16,259 Am �n�eles din prima, omule. 912 00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:18,861 Nu cred c-ai �n�eles. 913 00:43:18,863 --> 00:43:20,263 Sophie! 914 00:43:20,265 --> 00:43:22,098 Aici erai. 915 00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:27,570 Am o surpriz� pentru tine. 916 00:43:28,873 --> 00:43:31,608 Sophie are o surpriz� pentru mine. 917 00:43:31,610 --> 00:43:32,809 Pa, amice! 918 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:37,280 Lapte de migdale, la temperatura camerei, te rog. 919 00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:40,617 Nu, de fapt, o margarita de mandarine. 920 00:43:40,619 --> 00:43:45,955 Nu, doar ni�te caise, t�iate �n patru. �i un kiwi. 921 00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:48,625 Ave�i kiwi? Kiwi, t�iat bine. 922 00:43:48,627 --> 00:43:50,293 �i o banan�. 923 00:43:50,295 --> 00:43:51,995 �ti�i ceva? Alege�i voi. 924 00:43:51,997 --> 00:43:53,196 Doar ni�te salat� de fructe. 925 00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:59,068 Mergem undeva �n privat? 926 00:44:00,472 --> 00:44:02,805 Jacob Dorchen vrea intimitate. 927 00:44:02,807 --> 00:44:04,674 Parc� am fi �n 2018. 928 00:44:04,676 --> 00:44:05,808 Da, da. 929 00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:08,144 Nu, fugi de-aici. 930 00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:10,813 Nu m-ar deranja. 931 00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:13,650 Mai �tii ce-am vorbit? 932 00:44:13,652 --> 00:44:17,487 Uit�-te la tat�l t�u. Nu mai mergi pe acel drum. 933 00:44:20,858 --> 00:44:23,459 Doamne, m� pricep la asta! 934 00:44:23,461 --> 00:44:25,261 Da! 935 00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:27,096 E Satan! 936 00:44:27,098 --> 00:44:28,531 I-a� da cu degetul c�inelui t�u, nu-mi pas�! 937 00:44:28,533 --> 00:44:30,333 Din glum�! Din glum�! 938 00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:31,668 Am un sfat pentru tine. 939 00:44:31,670 --> 00:44:33,936 Dac� nu vrei s� fii considerat infractor sexual, 940 00:44:33,938 --> 00:44:38,506 nu face treaba mare �n nisipul dintr-un parc pentru copii! 941 00:44:38,510 --> 00:44:40,510 Bine? N-o face. �tii de ce? 942 00:44:40,512 --> 00:44:43,613 Pentru c� ai dou� lucruri, cazierul �i numele. 943 00:44:43,615 --> 00:44:46,849 �tiu c� e o mi�care riscant�... 944 00:44:48,453 --> 00:44:49,686 Nu sunt nebun. 945 00:44:49,688 --> 00:44:52,188 Doamne! E�ti Nick Webber. 946 00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:55,291 S� facem o poz�. Nu-mi vine s� cred c� e�ti tu! 947 00:44:55,293 --> 00:44:56,392 O voi trimite tuturor. 948 00:44:56,394 --> 00:44:58,194 Voi avea un miliard de vizualiz�ri! 949 00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:00,496 �mi amintesc c�nd am auzit prima dat� acel c�ntec idiot. 950 00:45:00,498 --> 00:45:03,299 "C�ntecul �sta e idiot". 951 00:45:03,301 --> 00:45:04,701 F� dansul Strut. 952 00:45:04,703 --> 00:45:05,968 - F� dansul Strut. - Nu. 953 00:45:05,970 --> 00:45:07,036 De ce nu? 954 00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:08,171 Vrei s�-l vezi? 955 00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:11,474 Ia te uit�! 956 00:45:11,476 --> 00:45:16,143 Nick Webber e aici, fi�i gata pentru dansul Webber Strut original! 957 00:45:19,983 --> 00:45:21,851 �nainte de asta, s� ne �ntoarcem. 958 00:45:21,853 --> 00:45:24,721 Acum �ase ani, c�nd a �nceput totul. 959 00:45:24,723 --> 00:45:27,890 Am f�cut multe gre�eli, am profitat. 960 00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:30,560 Iar acum, sunt gata s� fiu original. 961 00:45:30,562 --> 00:45:33,229 E dedicat celor care n-au reu�it s� fie, 962 00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:34,630 din cauza mea. 963 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:39,402 Danseaz� �n ritmul ceasului. 964 00:45:39,404 --> 00:45:43,172 E miezul nop�ii, toat� lumea s� danseze. 965 00:45:43,174 --> 00:45:45,074 Nick Webber, Nick Webber. 966 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:46,909 Nu �tii, dar crezi c� �tii... 967 00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:49,245 Nick Webber, Nick Webber. 968 00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:50,747 Nu �tii, dar vei afla... 969 00:45:50,749 --> 00:45:52,582 Toat� lumea sus, sus, sus... 970 00:45:52,584 --> 00:45:54,884 Toat� lumea sus, sus, sus... 971 00:45:54,886 --> 00:45:57,019 Toat� lumea sus, sus, sus... 972 00:45:57,021 --> 00:45:59,088 Toat� lumea sus, sus, sus... 973 00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:00,356 Toat� lumea sus... 974 00:46:09,734 --> 00:46:13,636 Camera asta e mult mai bun� dec�t cealalt�. 975 00:46:17,107 --> 00:46:18,341 Ce e? 976 00:46:21,745 --> 00:46:23,646 Nu! 977 00:46:23,648 --> 00:46:25,381 Uit�-te la el. Cum se distreaz�. 978 00:46:27,752 --> 00:46:32,255 Fii bun, fii bun, fii bun! 979 00:46:32,257 --> 00:46:34,490 Fiule! 980 00:46:35,092 --> 00:46:38,394 Ce coinciden��. 981 00:46:38,396 --> 00:46:41,597 M� �ntrebam unde-ai fugit, dar v�d c� e�ti aici. 982 00:46:41,599 --> 00:46:44,333 Cine te-a l�sat s� intri? Nu mergi s�-�i cau�i criminalul? 983 00:46:44,335 --> 00:46:48,271 Crezi c� b�tr�nul t�u poate avea parte de ni�te ac�iune... 984 00:46:48,273 --> 00:46:51,808 - E o petrecere privat�. - Al meu e. 985 00:46:51,810 --> 00:46:54,944 - Ce? - Da! �nc� m� pricep. 986 00:46:54,946 --> 00:46:57,146 Care sunt regulile casei? 987 00:46:57,148 --> 00:47:00,283 Vreau s� �tiu ce s� fac. S� nu �ncalc vreo regul�, 988 00:47:00,285 --> 00:47:02,852 �i s� fiu dat afar�. Ar fi o prostie. 989 00:47:02,854 --> 00:47:04,387 Atinge-m�, perversule! 990 00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:10,927 Stai, ce-a fost asta? 991 00:47:10,929 --> 00:47:12,628 Nimic. Ce anume? N-a fost nimic. 992 00:47:12,630 --> 00:47:15,198 - Tocmai ai p�lp�it. - Nu-i adev�rat. 993 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,800 - Cum faci asta? - κi amenin�a propria existen��. 994 00:47:17,802 --> 00:47:21,003 Lou, nu ai voie s� fii aici, pentru c� ��i pui �n pericol viitorul. 995 00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:22,872 Vezi-�i de treaba ta. 996 00:47:22,874 --> 00:47:24,540 �n fine, nu mai vreau. 997 00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:27,210 Nu, nu! 998 00:47:27,212 --> 00:47:29,312 Nu, nu! 999 00:47:31,481 --> 00:47:35,282 Pe scurt, cei de la catering ne-au convins s� alegem Chateaubriand, 1000 00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:37,520 iar eu recunosc, e sexi. 1001 00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:38,688 A�a pare. 1002 00:47:38,690 --> 00:47:40,356 Cred c� �tii unde vreau s� ajung. 1003 00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:42,325 - Crezi prost. - La sta�ia de hrean. 1004 00:47:42,327 --> 00:47:44,327 A�a e. Vom alege albe �i ro�ii, 1005 00:47:44,329 --> 00:47:46,996 cu serviciu diferit �i intensitate diferit�. 1006 00:47:46,998 --> 00:47:48,698 Va fi minunat. 1007 00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:52,668 Stai pu�in. Nick? Ar trebui s� c�n�i la nunta noastr�. 1008 00:47:52,670 --> 00:47:55,037 Oamenilor le-ar pl�cea s� vad� dansul live. 1009 00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:56,505 Cu siguran��. 1010 00:47:56,507 --> 00:47:58,174 Ce vre�i de pe tava petrecerii? 1011 00:47:58,176 --> 00:47:59,508 Eu... 1012 00:47:59,510 --> 00:48:03,711 Nu �tiu, m� �nsor m�ine, vreau s-o iau u�urel. 1013 00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:05,381 Da, te �nsori pentru restul vie�ii tale, 1014 00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:08,417 de ce s� te distrezi �n seara asta? 1015 00:48:09,319 --> 00:48:10,720 Da. 1016 00:48:10,722 --> 00:48:12,855 - Unchiul Lou are dreptate. - Nu-mi spune a�a. 1017 00:48:12,857 --> 00:48:14,724 D�-mi cel mai nebun drog. 1018 00:48:14,726 --> 00:48:17,193 Se pare c� cineva dore�te buburuz� electric�. 1019 00:48:17,195 --> 00:48:18,527 Buburuza... 1020 00:48:18,529 --> 00:48:22,732 Scuze, ce e asta? 1021 00:48:22,734 --> 00:48:24,567 N-o da jos pentru urm�toarele 24 de ore. 1022 00:48:24,569 --> 00:48:27,270 De ce nu? 1023 00:48:31,041 --> 00:48:32,742 Da. Ce-i a�a amuzant? 1024 00:48:32,744 --> 00:48:35,211 Relaxeaz�-te. E ca o aspirin� pentru copii. 1025 00:48:35,213 --> 00:48:38,447 Doar c� are o intensitate mai puternic� �n droguri psihotrope. 1026 00:48:44,889 --> 00:48:49,122 ��i promit c� nu-�i va pl�cea. 1027 00:48:52,896 --> 00:48:54,016 Pa, pa. 1028 00:48:57,234 --> 00:48:58,567 Hrean. 1029 00:49:15,419 --> 00:49:17,253 Bun�. 1030 00:49:17,255 --> 00:49:19,121 Sunt un zeu! 1031 00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:21,190 Sunt un zeu nenorocit! 1032 00:50:19,816 --> 00:50:21,317 La naiba! 1033 00:50:21,319 --> 00:50:24,687 Nu e �n tomberon. ��i datorez 50 de dolari. 1034 00:50:24,689 --> 00:50:26,255 Linge-mi p�s�ric�. 1035 00:50:28,492 --> 00:50:31,027 Glumesc, ce face�i? 1036 00:50:31,029 --> 00:50:32,328 Ce cau�i acolo sus? 1037 00:50:32,330 --> 00:50:34,830 Dar tu acolo jos, ratatul dracului? 1038 00:50:34,832 --> 00:50:38,732 Noaptea trecut�, ochii mei... 1039 00:50:39,503 --> 00:50:40,669 s-au deschis. 1040 00:50:40,671 --> 00:50:43,304 - Bine. - Serios, trebuie s� veni�i aici. 1041 00:50:43,341 --> 00:50:45,841 Felul �n care soarele danseaz� printre aceste frunze... 1042 00:50:45,843 --> 00:50:47,376 Dle Webber. 1043 00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:49,912 Bun�. Sunt de la Alege-F�. Am venit s� v� duc la emisiune. 1044 00:50:50,347 --> 00:50:51,514 Emisiune? 1045 00:50:51,516 --> 00:50:52,681 Da. 1046 00:50:52,683 --> 00:50:54,050 Ce zici de asta? 1047 00:50:54,052 --> 00:50:58,354 Nick Webber merge la emisiune �n 2025. Da! 1048 00:50:58,356 --> 00:51:00,056 Da, dar nu putem merge, 1049 00:51:00,058 --> 00:51:01,724 pentru c� trebuie s�-i rezolv�m crima. 1050 00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:04,060 Prive�te! Nu p�lp�iesc. 1051 00:51:04,062 --> 00:51:06,028 Poate un indiciu. Un indiciu distractiv. 1052 00:51:06,030 --> 00:51:08,064 P�n� se �ntoarce cineva �n timp �i te ucide. 1053 00:51:08,066 --> 00:51:09,532 Nu pot pierde emisiunea. 1054 00:51:09,534 --> 00:51:12,068 Da, Alege-F� e emisiunea mea favorit�. 1055 00:51:12,070 --> 00:51:13,702 Cum ne-ai g�sit? 1056 00:51:13,704 --> 00:51:15,371 Merg unde m� duce ma�ina. 1057 00:51:15,373 --> 00:51:16,872 Bine, vin jos. 1058 00:51:16,874 --> 00:51:18,574 Crede�i c� pot ajunge la tomberon, b�ie�i? 1059 00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:20,042 - Nu. - Nu. 1060 00:51:20,044 --> 00:51:21,410 Da, cred c� voi reu�i. 1061 00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:23,212 Da, da, da! 1062 00:51:23,214 --> 00:51:24,747 Da, �i eu cred, Lou. Mul�umesc. 1063 00:51:24,749 --> 00:51:25,881 - Adam, r�m�i acolo. - Stai, Adam! 1064 00:51:25,883 --> 00:51:27,383 - Haide. - Copilul Adam! 1065 00:51:27,385 --> 00:51:29,418 - Po�i! - Opre�te-te, Lou! 1066 00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:30,719 Voi s�ri acum. 1067 00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:33,823 La naiba! 1068 00:51:34,724 --> 00:51:35,925 Te-am prins! 1069 00:51:37,394 --> 00:51:39,195 A fost uimitor! 1070 00:51:39,197 --> 00:51:41,397 - Doamne! - Cum po�i face asta? 1071 00:51:41,399 --> 00:51:43,899 Sunt tare ca un cal. 1072 00:51:43,901 --> 00:51:46,068 Preg�ti�i-v� s� �ncepem, 1073 00:51:46,070 --> 00:51:48,270 multe adev�ruri, �i mai multe provoc�ri. 1074 00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:52,074 Suntem la Alege-F�! 1075 00:51:52,076 --> 00:51:55,945 Bun venit gazdei emisiunii, Brett Mcshaussey! 1076 00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:03,419 Mul�umesc mult. 1077 00:52:03,421 --> 00:52:08,956 Bun venit la emisiune. Avem o emisiune incendiar� ast�-sear�. 1078 00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:13,262 S�-i ur�m bun venit pe scen�, c�nt�re�ului de succes, 1079 00:52:13,264 --> 00:52:15,331 Nick Webber! 1080 00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:24,440 Alo? 1081 00:52:24,442 --> 00:52:28,611 Drag�, ghici unde sunt. 1082 00:52:28,613 --> 00:52:30,813 Bine, taci. Sunt la Alege-F�. 1083 00:52:30,815 --> 00:52:32,448 Pe unde-ai umblat? 1084 00:52:32,450 --> 00:52:34,617 Am �ncercat s� te sun de 100 de ori. 1085 00:52:34,619 --> 00:52:36,986 Ce-a fost cu acel apel nebunesc de asear�? 1086 00:52:36,988 --> 00:52:38,954 Ce apel nebunesc? 1087 00:52:38,956 --> 00:52:42,589 Nu-�i aminte�ti c� m-ai sunat �i ai spus c� e�ti un zeu? 1088 00:52:42,627 --> 00:52:45,294 Nu. A�a vorbesc eu? 1089 00:52:45,296 --> 00:52:47,997 Am avut cea mai uimitoare noapte. 1090 00:52:47,999 --> 00:52:52,801 Am f�cut de toate. Am lovit un om �n fa��. 1091 00:52:52,803 --> 00:52:54,670 Am mers direct la el. 1092 00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:56,505 �i l-am lovit cu pumnul. 1093 00:52:56,507 --> 00:52:58,240 M-am sim�it c� o maimu��. 1094 00:52:58,808 --> 00:53:00,176 Ca o maimu��. 1095 00:53:00,178 --> 00:53:03,345 Am s�rutat �n stil eskimos o femeie frumoas�. 1096 00:53:03,347 --> 00:53:04,980 Despre ce vorbe�ti? 1097 00:53:04,982 --> 00:53:06,615 Drag�, ai sim�it vreodat� 1098 00:53:06,617 --> 00:53:11,451 ca tot ce ai f�cut �i ai sim�it p�n� acum e fals? 1099 00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:12,988 Pardon? 1100 00:53:12,990 --> 00:53:14,823 Nu. Bine, "fals" e un cuv�nt prea puternic. 1101 00:53:14,825 --> 00:53:18,058 Mai degrab� o minciun�. 1102 00:53:19,329 --> 00:53:21,964 De fapt, nu e bine nici a�a. 1103 00:53:21,966 --> 00:53:24,667 E un concept greu de... 1104 00:53:24,669 --> 00:53:27,503 Bine. Pa, drag�. 1105 00:53:27,505 --> 00:53:30,339 A fost bine. A fost foarte bine. 1106 00:53:30,341 --> 00:53:36,609 Audien�a noastr� va avea ocazia s� te provoace la anumite sarcini. 1107 00:53:36,681 --> 00:53:39,715 Cea mai bun� idee va c��tiga. 1108 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:42,017 Pentru c� suntem la... 1109 00:53:42,019 --> 00:53:45,187 Alege-F� cu vedetele! 1110 00:53:45,189 --> 00:53:46,822 Ce e asta, mai exact? 1111 00:53:46,824 --> 00:53:48,490 S� aud ni�te idei din public. 1112 00:53:48,492 --> 00:53:50,359 Vrem ni�te idei! 1113 00:53:50,361 --> 00:53:51,527 M�n�nc� o tav� de vafe! 1114 00:53:51,529 --> 00:53:53,562 S� m�n�nce o tav� de vafe. Da, nu-i o idee rea. 1115 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:54,863 Jongleaz� cu cu�ite! 1116 00:53:54,865 --> 00:53:56,232 Foarte �nfrico��tor! 1117 00:53:56,234 --> 00:53:58,034 �i-ar putea pierde un bra�! S-a �nt�mplat s�pt�m�na trecut�. 1118 00:53:58,501 --> 00:53:59,568 �nghite un ceas! 1119 00:54:00,203 --> 00:54:01,704 Po�i �nghi�i un ceas, Nick? 1120 00:54:01,706 --> 00:54:03,205 Sper c� nu. 1121 00:54:03,207 --> 00:54:05,341 F� sex cu un b�rbat! 1122 00:54:06,677 --> 00:54:07,743 Da! 1123 00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:12,548 Mai spune�i ceva! Ceva mai dr�gu�. 1124 00:54:12,550 --> 00:54:16,417 Nu uita�i, c�nd vede�i ceva ce v� place, alege�i, 1125 00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:19,421 �i va ap�rea aici pe tabel. 1126 00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:21,090 Nu vreau s� fac sex cu un b�rbat. 1127 00:54:21,092 --> 00:54:22,291 E�ti adorabil. 1128 00:54:25,528 --> 00:54:27,062 E cea mai bun� zi din via�a mea. 1129 00:54:27,064 --> 00:54:28,764 Care e problema voastr�? 1130 00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:32,501 Vafe, vafe. Egalitate... 1131 00:54:33,236 --> 00:54:35,738 Ei bine... 1132 00:54:37,108 --> 00:54:38,741 Ia te uit�. 1133 00:54:38,743 --> 00:54:40,075 Pe naiba! 1134 00:54:40,077 --> 00:54:41,744 Tocmai ai fost foarte norocos, 1135 00:54:41,746 --> 00:54:45,114 pentru c� erai pe cale s� m�n�nci o tav� de vafe, �i s� te �ngra�i! 1136 00:54:45,116 --> 00:54:46,248 Sunt dispus s� fac asta. 1137 00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:47,616 Sunt dispus s� m�n�nc vafe. 1138 00:54:47,618 --> 00:54:49,118 Bine, acum... 1139 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:53,422 Cine a avut ideea ca acest domn s� fac� sex cu un b�rbat? 1140 00:54:53,424 --> 00:54:55,591 Aici! Tipul �sta. 1141 00:54:55,593 --> 00:54:57,126 Cum te nume�ti, dle? 1142 00:54:57,128 --> 00:54:58,727 Lou Dorchen. 1143 00:54:58,729 --> 00:55:01,964 Lou, dup� cum �tii, la Alege-F�... 1144 00:55:01,966 --> 00:55:04,767 Tu alegi, tu te bagi! 1145 00:55:04,769 --> 00:55:06,835 Tu alegi, tu te bagi. 1146 00:55:12,275 --> 00:55:14,276 Poftim? M� bag unde? 1147 00:55:14,278 --> 00:55:15,611 La dracu'! 1148 00:55:15,613 --> 00:55:17,146 - Vino aici, Lou. - E o nebunie! 1149 00:55:17,148 --> 00:55:18,881 Nu mai z�mbi! 1150 00:55:21,651 --> 00:55:25,418 Ne-am �ntors la Alege-F�, pentru runda provoc�rii. 1151 00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:29,158 �l avem pe Nick Webber, �mpreun� cu amicul lui, Lou Dorchen! 1152 00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,460 Ce e aici, mai exact? 1153 00:55:31,462 --> 00:55:33,796 E cea mai vizionat� emisiune. 1154 00:55:33,798 --> 00:55:36,031 Bine, s�-i d�m drumul! 1155 00:55:40,136 --> 00:55:42,504 Ce dracu'? 1156 00:55:42,506 --> 00:55:44,006 Nu cred c� e real. 1157 00:55:46,643 --> 00:55:49,445 Da, ca �n Lawnmower Man. 1158 00:55:49,447 --> 00:55:51,180 Da, da, da. 1159 00:55:51,182 --> 00:55:54,181 La fel ca �n Lawnmower Man, doar c� trebuie s� facem sex. 1160 00:55:54,151 --> 00:55:56,685 Da, nu se va �nt�mpla. 1161 00:55:57,855 --> 00:55:59,321 Adu-mi dispozitivul! 1162 00:55:59,323 --> 00:56:00,656 Ei bine... 1163 00:56:00,658 --> 00:56:02,725 M� bucur c� suntem la acela�i nivel. 1164 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:05,928 Ce se petrece? Lou! 1165 00:56:15,505 --> 00:56:17,172 Nemernicule! 1166 00:56:17,174 --> 00:56:18,707 Se face �ntuneric. 1167 00:56:18,709 --> 00:56:20,342 �ntuneric? Cum adic�? 1168 00:56:20,344 --> 00:56:23,144 Dac� e cea mai popular� emisiune, care sunt celelalte emisiune? 1169 00:56:23,214 --> 00:56:24,880 Da, sunt destule. "Toddler �n S�lb�ticie", 1170 00:56:24,882 --> 00:56:26,148 "Mami, m� �nec". 1171 00:56:26,150 --> 00:56:27,683 "Tati, unde mergi?" 1172 00:56:27,685 --> 00:56:30,519 Mai e "Cum se face explozibilul". 1173 00:56:30,521 --> 00:56:31,887 - Cum se face explozibilul? - Da, da. 1174 00:56:31,889 --> 00:56:34,723 Arat� cl�diri uria�e pr�bu�indu-se... 1175 00:56:34,725 --> 00:56:37,192 Copii, prin�i �n beciuri �n timpul pr�bu�irilor, 1176 00:56:37,194 --> 00:56:39,027 iar ei strig� gen: "Mam�, scoate-m� de-aici!" 1177 00:56:39,029 --> 00:56:41,163 �i apoi ar�t� cum pot fi sco�i �n condi�ii de siguran��, 1178 00:56:41,165 --> 00:56:43,432 dar le spune �i c�nd s� cedeze. 1179 00:56:44,869 --> 00:56:47,236 Ce dureaz� at�t? 1180 00:56:47,238 --> 00:56:49,037 Stai. 1181 00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:53,409 Ceva �ncearc� s� ne ucid� aici. 1182 00:56:53,411 --> 00:56:56,712 10.000 de vol�i care trec prin costumele voastre, 1183 00:56:56,714 --> 00:56:59,248 pe care le purta�i aici �n studio! 1184 00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:02,217 �n fiecare s�pt�m�n�, acelea�i lucruri. 1185 00:57:02,219 --> 00:57:05,053 Tip pe tip, fat� pe fat�. 1186 00:57:05,055 --> 00:57:07,556 Uneori chiar �i b�iat pe fat�. 1187 00:57:08,893 --> 00:57:12,094 Care e problem� dac� doi b�ie�i fac sex �ntre ei? 1188 00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:15,264 V� purta�i de parc� am fi �n 2010, pentru numele lui Dumnezeu! 1189 00:57:15,266 --> 00:57:19,268 Avem o emisiune de f�cut. �ncepe�i s� face�i sex! 1190 00:57:19,270 --> 00:57:22,237 Exist� vreun manager? �i vor ucide! 1191 00:57:22,239 --> 00:57:24,807 �mi pare r�u, dar dac� stai l�ng� mine, 1192 00:57:24,809 --> 00:57:28,644 trebuie s� �tiu ceva urgent. Ai o problem� cu emisiunea asta? 1193 00:57:28,646 --> 00:57:30,479 Da, e clar c� am o problem�. 1194 00:57:30,481 --> 00:57:33,949 - Uite, e grotesc. - Jacob, e o emisiune tare. 1195 00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:38,086 E cea mai bun� din �ar�. Se uit� familiile la ea, bine? 1196 00:57:38,088 --> 00:57:40,122 - E o emisiune de familie? - Absolut. 1197 00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:43,258 - Se difuzeaz� la 20:00? - La 19:00, duminic�. 1198 00:57:43,260 --> 00:57:45,994 �i are cel mai mare rating. 1199 00:57:52,602 --> 00:57:54,336 Clasicul Lou. 1200 00:57:59,442 --> 00:58:00,576 Bine. 1201 00:58:05,315 --> 00:58:06,748 Bine. 1202 00:58:07,784 --> 00:58:09,284 �mi pare r�u, Lou. 1203 00:58:09,286 --> 00:58:12,120 �tiu, amice! 1204 00:58:12,122 --> 00:58:13,822 Te iubesc, omule! 1205 00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:16,857 Nu spune asta! Nu vreau s� am leg�turi emo�ionale de acest moment! 1206 00:58:16,961 --> 00:58:22,961 Doi prieteni nu-�i pot exprima iubirea fr��easc�? Te iubesc! 1207 00:58:22,967 --> 00:58:24,500 �i-am spus s� �ncetezi! 1208 00:58:24,502 --> 00:58:27,035 �mi pare r�u! 1209 00:58:27,037 --> 00:58:29,137 Nu mai exist� tabuuri sexuale? 1210 00:58:29,139 --> 00:58:32,574 Cred c� doar bestialitate, dar doar dintr-o perspectiv� anume. 1211 00:58:34,043 --> 00:58:35,978 Cum adic�? 1212 00:58:35,980 --> 00:58:37,846 Nu-�i aminte�ti de Lama contra Ferguson? 1213 00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:40,148 Un tip �ncearc� s� divor�eze de o lam�, iar terenul e �n disput�, 1214 00:58:40,150 --> 00:58:41,884 pentru c� lama are nevoie de el s�-l pasc�? 1215 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,721 Dar oamenii mai m�n�nc� animale, nu? 1216 00:58:45,723 --> 00:58:48,390 Da, absolut. Iar animalele oameni, e la fel. 1217 00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:53,896 Ai un tufi� de p�r aici. 1218 00:58:53,898 --> 00:58:55,531 Nu-l b�ga �n seam�, bine? 1219 00:58:55,533 --> 00:58:57,666 �mi dai sfaturi mai t�rziu. 1220 00:58:57,668 --> 00:58:59,134 - E�ti gata? - Da. 1221 00:58:59,136 --> 00:59:00,903 Bine. Te iubesc. 1222 00:59:00,905 --> 00:59:03,972 Bine, �nceti�or! 1223 00:59:04,407 --> 00:59:06,141 Foarte �nceti�or! 1224 00:59:06,509 --> 00:59:07,809 Unu... 1225 00:59:08,211 --> 00:59:09,578 Doi... 1226 00:59:09,580 --> 00:59:11,847 - Ia scula asta! - Ce dracu'? 1227 00:59:11,849 --> 00:59:13,181 Termin�! A�a spun eu. 1228 00:59:13,183 --> 00:59:14,316 "Ia scula asta"? 1229 00:59:15,251 --> 00:59:17,152 Sta�i, a�tepta�i! 1230 00:59:22,526 --> 00:59:25,027 Se pare c� cineva a ales un colac de salvare! 1231 00:59:25,029 --> 00:59:26,595 Eu! Eu l-am ales! 1232 00:59:26,597 --> 00:59:28,864 Cine va fi c��tig�torul? 1233 00:59:28,866 --> 00:59:30,198 Ce se �nt�mpl�? Primesc vafe? 1234 00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:31,567 - Ce s-a �nt�mplat? - Cu colacul de salvare, 1235 00:59:31,569 --> 00:59:33,268 aleg�torul poate alege un �nlocuitor. 1236 00:59:33,270 --> 00:59:35,103 Trebuie s� alegi pe cineva, Lou. 1237 00:59:35,105 --> 00:59:36,605 Alege vafe. 1238 00:59:37,942 --> 00:59:39,274 Bine, am �n�eles. 1239 00:59:39,276 --> 00:59:40,876 �n regul�. 1240 00:59:40,878 --> 00:59:44,446 Da, cunosc pe cineva. Ador� aceast� emisiune. 1241 00:59:48,118 --> 00:59:49,785 Nu, nu, eu... 1242 00:59:49,787 --> 00:59:52,521 Eu m� �nsor disear�, a�a c� nu pot. 1243 00:59:53,723 --> 00:59:55,457 E vorba de fidelitate. 1244 00:59:55,459 --> 00:59:56,792 Nu pot s-o fac. 1245 00:59:56,794 --> 00:59:58,293 E�ti un monstru, Lou. 1246 01:00:04,467 --> 01:00:05,801 Ce faci? 1247 01:00:05,803 --> 01:00:07,235 Fii gata, pentru c� vine. 1248 01:00:07,237 --> 01:00:08,537 Ce vine? 1249 01:00:12,308 --> 01:00:13,642 E fundul meu! 1250 01:00:15,646 --> 01:00:18,714 A fost bine. 1251 01:00:21,084 --> 01:00:22,818 �tii ceva, Adam. M-am tot g�ndit. 1252 01:00:22,820 --> 01:00:24,987 Po�i s�-mi spui unchi acum. 1253 01:00:24,989 --> 01:00:27,656 La naiba! A�i v�zut asta? 1254 01:00:27,658 --> 01:00:29,591 E�ti un lunatic nenorocit! 1255 01:00:29,593 --> 01:00:31,493 - A fost aceea�i ma�in�? - Nu putea fi. 1256 01:00:31,495 --> 01:00:34,429 Ma�ina a �ncercat s� m� calce inten�ionat. A�i v�zut �i voi? 1257 01:00:35,933 --> 01:00:37,766 Dac� ma�ina e criminalul meu? 1258 01:00:37,768 --> 01:00:39,501 Ai fost �mpu�cat �n scul� �n trecut, ��i aminte�ti? 1259 01:00:39,503 --> 01:00:43,570 De parc� ar fi cel mai nebunesc lucru care ni s-a �nt�mplat. Maina e o nemernic�. 1260 01:00:43,607 --> 01:00:46,842 Nu ma�ina e o nemernic�, ci tu e�ti. 1261 01:00:46,844 --> 01:00:48,944 De unde-a venit asta? 1262 01:00:48,946 --> 01:00:52,347 Mereu e vorba doar de Lou. Niciodat� despre ceilal�i. 1263 01:00:52,349 --> 01:00:54,783 Sunt sigur c� n-a fost niciodat� cazul. 1264 01:00:54,785 --> 01:00:56,985 Pentru c� din cauza ta, Adam a fost violat. 1265 01:00:56,987 --> 01:00:58,654 �l numim viol? 1266 01:00:58,656 --> 01:01:00,322 Nimeni n-a fost violat. 1267 01:01:00,324 --> 01:01:01,957 A�a m-am sim�it. 1268 01:01:01,959 --> 01:01:03,625 E�ti un virus, Lou. 1269 01:01:03,627 --> 01:01:08,260 G�se�ti o gazd� vulnerabil�, te ata�ezi de ea �i o distrugi. 1270 01:01:08,398 --> 01:01:09,631 Bine. 1271 01:01:09,633 --> 01:01:13,535 Cineva trebuie s� se calmeze. 1272 01:01:13,537 --> 01:01:15,303 S�-�i aducem canapeaua �i jocurile tale video. 1273 01:01:15,305 --> 01:01:18,774 Unde scrie �n Ghidul P�rin�ilor c� trebuie s�-�i tratezi copilul a�a? 1274 01:01:18,776 --> 01:01:23,243 Doar despre asta scrie �n Ghidul P�rin�ilor? 1275 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,280 Nu, are dreptate... 1276 01:01:25,282 --> 01:01:28,316 Nu, e un ghid pas cu pas despre cum s� fii un p�rinte prost. 1277 01:01:28,318 --> 01:01:30,519 - Exact. - Pentru �ncep�tori. 1278 01:01:30,521 --> 01:01:33,488 Ai dreptate. �mi cer scuze. 1279 01:01:33,490 --> 01:01:35,824 - Ai gre�it complet. - De ce ar scrie cineva a�a ceva? 1280 01:01:35,826 --> 01:01:40,228 De fapt, ideea lui Nick de a scrie o carte opus� Ghidului P�rin�ilor, 1281 01:01:40,230 --> 01:01:42,497 este o idee solid�, dac� o lu�m ca o metafor�. 1282 01:01:42,499 --> 01:01:44,166 - Va fi cump�rat�. - �ti�i ceva, nu conteaz�. 1283 01:01:44,168 --> 01:01:47,169 Ai dreptate, e corect. Am gre�it titlul, dar... 1284 01:01:47,171 --> 01:01:48,704 Du-te dracu'! 1285 01:01:48,706 --> 01:01:50,972 Dac� n-o spun ei, o spun eu. 1286 01:01:50,974 --> 01:01:54,342 M-am s�turat s�-�i rezolv problemele. 1287 01:01:54,344 --> 01:01:58,013 Dac� vrei s� opre�ti uciderea ta, descurc�-te. Eu merg la Winkle. 1288 01:01:58,015 --> 01:01:59,715 - Jacob, ce dracu'? - Tinere! 1289 01:01:59,717 --> 01:02:02,350 Nu. �ti�i de ce? C�t timp suntem aici. 1290 01:02:02,352 --> 01:02:06,188 sunt nemernicul de Jacob Dorchen! �i asta �nseamn� ceva. 1291 01:02:06,190 --> 01:02:08,056 Jacob, termin�! 1292 01:02:08,058 --> 01:02:09,691 Tinere. Trebuie s� rezolv�m cumva. 1293 01:02:09,693 --> 01:02:12,427 Tu e�ti cel care �ine toate datele importante! 1294 01:02:13,196 --> 01:02:14,529 Adic�... 1295 01:02:14,531 --> 01:02:15,697 �tii ceva? La dracu'! 1296 01:02:15,699 --> 01:02:17,733 Cui �i pas�? N-avem nevoie de el. Nu am nevoie de el. 1297 01:02:17,735 --> 01:02:19,701 M� �nsor azi, oameni buni. 1298 01:02:19,703 --> 01:02:24,536 Ce zice�i s� mergem direct la mine s� bem c�teva shot-uri? 1299 01:02:24,541 --> 01:02:26,241 Scuze. Pot sc�pa de chestia asta? 1300 01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:28,710 Nu! A spus s� nu fie luat� jos timp de 24 de ore. 1301 01:02:28,712 --> 01:02:30,879 - Sau ce? - Nu �tiu. 1302 01:02:30,881 --> 01:02:32,347 Da, exact. Dac� primeam c�te un ban 1303 01:02:32,349 --> 01:02:34,850 de fiecare dat� c�nd mi-a spus o osp�tar� s� nu fac ceva, 1304 01:02:34,852 --> 01:02:36,118 a� fi bogat acum. Prive�te. 1305 01:02:41,258 --> 01:02:43,725 Doamne, osp�tara s-a �n�elat! 1306 01:02:43,727 --> 01:02:46,228 Scuze, gre�eala mea. Ar trebui s� te ascult mai des, Lou. 1307 01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:47,395 �n regul�. 1308 01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:49,064 Ai �nv��at o lec�ie valoroas�. 1309 01:02:49,066 --> 01:02:50,132 Da. 1310 01:02:52,702 --> 01:02:53,769 B�ie�i? 1311 01:02:54,403 --> 01:02:55,637 Haide. 1312 01:03:01,277 --> 01:03:04,012 Doamne! 1313 01:03:06,916 --> 01:03:08,817 - 911, nu? - Da. 1314 01:03:19,596 --> 01:03:21,930 Desgust�tor, amice! 1315 01:03:21,932 --> 01:03:24,432 Bine, e�ti bolnav. Am �n�eles. 1316 01:03:24,434 --> 01:03:26,334 Termin�, Lou, �tii c� nu se poate ab�ine. 1317 01:03:26,769 --> 01:03:27,903 E�ti bine, amice? 1318 01:03:29,106 --> 01:03:31,473 Cred c� devine o problem� de igien�. 1319 01:03:31,475 --> 01:03:35,544 Bine, s� vedem ce-avem aici. 1320 01:03:37,113 --> 01:03:38,313 Kel. 1321 01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:39,948 Serios? 1322 01:03:39,950 --> 01:03:42,951 Divor�a�i? Despre ce vorbe�ti? 1323 01:03:42,953 --> 01:03:44,386 Kelly, suntem suflete pereche. 1324 01:03:45,488 --> 01:03:46,888 Nu mai suntem. 1325 01:03:48,124 --> 01:03:51,126 - Mami? - Nu sunt m�mica ta. 1326 01:03:51,128 --> 01:03:54,162 - Omule? - Da, sunt omul t�u. 1327 01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:56,498 Ai f�cut tu ceva? - Dac� da, nu-mi pas�. 1328 01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:57,966 Nu-mi pas�. Te iert. 1329 01:03:57,968 --> 01:03:59,501 Pune-i asta �n gur�. 1330 01:03:59,503 --> 01:04:02,003 Dac� nu vorbe�ti cu mine, nu pot repara situa�ia. 1331 01:04:02,005 --> 01:04:03,338 Tu nu po�i repara nimic. 1332 01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:06,474 Mu�c� de ea. A�a. 1333 01:04:06,476 --> 01:04:08,543 - Ce se petrece? - A�a. 1334 01:04:10,446 --> 01:04:11,546 Bine. 1335 01:04:12,315 --> 01:04:13,849 Nu are gust r�u. 1336 01:04:13,851 --> 01:04:15,251 E dulce. 1337 01:04:15,785 --> 01:04:17,319 Ce se �nt�mpl� cu el? 1338 01:04:17,321 --> 01:04:18,620 E ceva normal. 1339 01:04:18,622 --> 01:04:20,689 Nanobo�ii atac� narcoticele. 1340 01:04:20,691 --> 01:04:22,457 De c�t timp a luat heroin�? 1341 01:04:22,459 --> 01:04:23,825 A fost o buburuz�. 1342 01:04:23,827 --> 01:04:26,161 - Ce, sticker-ul? - Da, pe g�t. 1343 01:04:26,163 --> 01:04:28,830 Da, �n mod normal administr�m Tylenol pentru asta. 1344 01:04:28,832 --> 01:04:31,666 - L-am umplut de... - Nanobo�i �n c�utare de narcotice? 1345 01:04:31,668 --> 01:04:33,335 Da. 1346 01:04:33,337 --> 01:04:35,170 �tii foarte bine s� ascul�i. Trebuia s� m� m�rit cu tine. 1347 01:04:35,172 --> 01:04:36,771 Kel, �mi pare r�u, bine? 1348 01:04:38,341 --> 01:04:39,641 �mi pare r�u. 1349 01:04:40,711 --> 01:04:42,377 Putem trece peste? 1350 01:04:42,379 --> 01:04:44,846 Eu m� trecut, Lou. Sunt curat�. 1351 01:04:44,848 --> 01:04:47,048 Tu e�ti cel care nu are fund. 1352 01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:49,251 M� rog s� mai fie speran�e pentru Jacob. 1353 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:52,354 Nu e un circ! 1354 01:04:52,356 --> 01:04:54,890 Nu mai jongla�i, �i prepara�i ni�te b�uturi! 1355 01:04:54,892 --> 01:04:56,291 Preg�ti�i tava! 1356 01:04:57,026 --> 01:04:58,560 E ziu� �nc� afar�? 1357 01:04:58,562 --> 01:05:00,195 Cui �i pas�? Ce pot s�-�i ofer? 1358 01:05:00,197 --> 01:05:01,730 Vreau totul! 1359 01:05:03,399 --> 01:05:04,532 E�ti sigur? 1360 01:05:04,534 --> 01:05:06,201 ��i aminte�ti ce s-a �nt�mplat data trecut�? 1361 01:05:06,203 --> 01:05:07,636 Totul. 1362 01:05:08,204 --> 01:05:10,205 Bine. 1363 01:05:10,207 --> 01:05:12,407 Tava obi�nuit� pentru dl Dorchen. 1364 01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:15,377 �i, �ti�i, chema�i securitatea. 1365 01:05:15,379 --> 01:05:17,212 Nanobo�ii nu g�sesc drogurile, 1366 01:05:17,214 --> 01:05:18,914 a�a c� se duc �n partea inferioar� a corpului, 1367 01:05:18,916 --> 01:05:20,548 unde se �nt�resc �i s� se �nmul�esc. 1368 01:05:20,550 --> 01:05:22,884 - �n picioare? - �n testicule. 1369 01:05:22,886 --> 01:05:25,126 Nu pare a fi partea inferioar� a corpului s�u. 1370 01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:28,390 - La naiba! - Ce se �nt�mpl�? 1371 01:05:28,392 --> 01:05:29,758 Acum sau niciodat�. 1372 01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:31,059 Ce faci? 1373 01:05:32,863 --> 01:05:33,929 Ce-i asta? 1374 01:05:33,931 --> 01:05:35,096 Ce vei face cu ea? 1375 01:05:35,098 --> 01:05:36,231 �n�eap�! 1376 01:05:42,071 --> 01:05:43,571 La naiba! 1377 01:05:47,576 --> 01:05:48,743 E mult suc! 1378 01:05:48,745 --> 01:05:50,745 Bine, destul! 1379 01:05:50,747 --> 01:05:53,847 Acum voi scoate seringa afar�, �i ar putea exista ni�te scurgeri, bine? 1380 01:05:53,917 --> 01:05:55,917 N-o scoate. N-o scoate. 1381 01:05:55,919 --> 01:05:57,879 - �mi place cum e acum. - Unu, doi, trei... 1382 01:06:03,592 --> 01:06:05,260 - Bine. - La dracu' cu sucul t�u! 1383 01:06:06,430 --> 01:06:09,464 Mi-a s�rit direct �n fa��. 1384 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:12,100 M� simt mai bine. 1385 01:06:12,102 --> 01:06:14,102 E sperm� �n asta. 1386 01:06:14,104 --> 01:06:16,604 E sperm� nenorocit� �n asta. 1387 01:06:16,606 --> 01:06:19,507 Ai gustat nanobo�ii? Sunt delicio�i. 1388 01:06:23,279 --> 01:06:25,780 �i vreau la sticl�. 1389 01:06:25,782 --> 01:06:27,148 Stai! 1390 01:06:32,955 --> 01:06:34,823 �n fiecare weekend. 1391 01:06:34,825 --> 01:06:36,658 Bun�, drag�. 1392 01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:39,494 E�ti un ratat, Jacob. 1393 01:06:39,496 --> 01:06:41,296 La fel ca tat�l t�u. 1394 01:06:41,298 --> 01:06:43,698 Nu sunt ca tat�l meu! 1395 01:06:49,972 --> 01:06:51,473 Nu. A�teapt�. 1396 01:06:52,808 --> 01:06:54,142 A�teapt�. 1397 01:06:54,144 --> 01:06:55,210 A�teapt�. 1398 01:06:56,312 --> 01:06:58,713 �tiu cum pare. 1399 01:06:59,148 --> 01:07:01,383 Nu, nu �tii. 1400 01:07:06,655 --> 01:07:09,724 L-ai v�zut pe fiul meu? �l cuno�ti pe fiul meu? 1401 01:07:10,826 --> 01:07:12,360 Jacob! 1402 01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:15,430 A v�zut cineva un adult chel, cu fa�� de copil? 1403 01:07:17,333 --> 01:07:18,500 Uite-l pe Winkle. 1404 01:07:18,502 --> 01:07:21,169 V� pl�tesc s� m� place�i. 1405 01:07:21,171 --> 01:07:23,171 Stai! 1406 01:07:23,173 --> 01:07:25,373 Buburuza electric�, nu? 1407 01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:27,208 - Du-te dracu'! - Da. 1408 01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:28,510 Cum e�ti? 1409 01:07:28,512 --> 01:07:30,211 Foarte r�u, Gary. 1410 01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:33,348 �nc� nu mi-am g�sit criminalul, �i o ma�in� �ncearc� s� m� calce. 1411 01:07:33,350 --> 01:07:36,184 M-a urm�rit un pasat trei s�pt�m�ni o dat�. 1412 01:07:36,186 --> 01:07:37,886 A trebuit s�-i cump�r jante ca s� dispar�. 1413 01:07:37,888 --> 01:07:39,354 �tii despre ce vorbesc, nu? 1414 01:07:39,356 --> 01:07:40,422 Unde-i Jacob? 1415 01:07:40,424 --> 01:07:42,190 L-am dat afar�, cum o fac mereu. 1416 01:07:42,192 --> 01:07:43,491 �tii ce spun? 1417 01:07:43,493 --> 01:07:45,860 A spus c� merge la terapeutul de familie, 1418 01:07:45,862 --> 01:07:47,295 oriunde naiba ar fi asta. 1419 01:07:50,699 --> 01:07:52,300 �tiu unde e. 1420 01:08:04,213 --> 01:08:05,947 Nu sunt a�a puternic. 1421 01:08:12,054 --> 01:08:13,455 Bun�, fiule. 1422 01:08:14,723 --> 01:08:16,291 E tati. 1423 01:08:31,073 --> 01:08:33,741 E un loc frumos. 1424 01:08:33,743 --> 01:08:35,410 Da, da. 1425 01:08:35,412 --> 01:08:38,612 Asta e cea mai mare camer�. 1426 01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:39,881 O camer� mare e bun�. 1427 01:08:39,883 --> 01:08:41,783 M-a� putea relaxa aici. 1428 01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:44,619 Da, s� joc fotbal. 1429 01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:46,754 Chiar aici, �n mijlocul camerei. 1430 01:08:46,756 --> 01:08:49,757 Fotbal, baschet, toate sporturile. 1431 01:08:49,759 --> 01:08:51,793 M� simt foarte confortabil �i relaxat acum. 1432 01:08:51,795 --> 01:08:53,161 �i eu. 1433 01:08:54,263 --> 01:08:55,396 - Adam... - Da. 1434 01:08:55,398 --> 01:08:56,598 Ce s-a �nt�mplat la Alege-F�... 1435 01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:59,701 Nu, a fost virtual. 1436 01:09:00,102 --> 01:09:02,303 Da, virtual. 1437 01:09:02,305 --> 01:09:03,771 A fost... 1438 01:09:03,773 --> 01:09:04,939 �n trecut. 1439 01:09:04,941 --> 01:09:07,075 - Nu exist�. - Cui �i pas�? 1440 01:09:07,077 --> 01:09:08,276 S-a �nt�mplat. 1441 01:09:08,278 --> 01:09:09,811 Da, ar trebui s� anul�m acea emisiune. 1442 01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:11,479 Sau s� arest�m pe cineva. 1443 01:09:11,481 --> 01:09:13,948 A� fi m�ncat vafele nenorocite. 1444 01:09:13,950 --> 01:09:17,652 Parc� mi-ai �ndesat un obuz �n fund. 1445 01:09:17,654 --> 01:09:19,854 Am o scul� obuz. 1446 01:09:20,122 --> 01:09:21,523 Da. 1447 01:09:22,458 --> 01:09:24,792 E r�u, Lou. 1448 01:09:24,794 --> 01:09:27,295 La fel ca �n filmul Boogie Nights, 1449 01:09:27,297 --> 01:09:30,131 dup� ce Mark Wahlberg se masturbeaz� �n tir. 1450 01:09:30,133 --> 01:09:35,600 Avem la degetul mic cea mai mare putere pe care ne-o poate oferi Universul, 1451 01:09:35,639 --> 01:09:38,873 �i suntem ni�te rata�i. 1452 01:09:40,309 --> 01:09:43,511 Jacob, �tiu prin ce treci. 1453 01:09:43,513 --> 01:09:44,646 Da, �tiu c� �tii. 1454 01:09:44,648 --> 01:09:46,481 E�ti cel mai mare ratat pe care �l cunosc. 1455 01:09:46,483 --> 01:09:47,549 Uite... 1456 01:09:50,654 --> 01:09:54,656 To�i b�rba�ii din familia Dorchen au ajuns pe un acoperi� �n via�a lor. 1457 01:09:54,658 --> 01:09:57,825 Petrecem p�n� c�nd vrem s� ne sinucidem. Tata a f�cut-o. 1458 01:09:57,827 --> 01:09:59,661 �i fiul t�u o va face dup� tine. 1459 01:09:59,663 --> 01:10:01,829 Chiar �i bunicul Dorchen? 1460 01:10:01,831 --> 01:10:04,399 A s�rit de pe un acoperi� dar n-a murit. A murit de sifilis. 1461 01:10:07,170 --> 01:10:09,504 Jacob, cum ne putem a�tepta s� g�sim fericirea undeva �n timp, 1462 01:10:09,506 --> 01:10:12,240 dac� nu suntem oameni ferici�i? 1463 01:10:13,676 --> 01:10:15,743 Facem tot ce putem. 1464 01:10:21,318 --> 01:10:23,418 Vine monstrul cu �mbr��i�area. 1465 01:10:30,025 --> 01:10:32,994 Haide, s� mergem s� mai facem ni�te prostii. 1466 01:10:36,732 --> 01:10:38,066 Te-am prins! 1467 01:10:38,068 --> 01:10:39,867 - Lou, nu-mi da drumul! - Nu-�i dau drumul! 1468 01:10:39,869 --> 01:10:41,002 S� nu m� scapi! 1469 01:10:41,004 --> 01:10:42,203 Nu te las, promit! 1470 01:10:42,205 --> 01:10:43,705 - Am �ncredere �n tine. - Bine. 1471 01:10:43,707 --> 01:10:44,739 La naiba, te scap! 1472 01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:45,873 Nu m� sc�pa! 1473 01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:47,542 Te scap! Ai c�zut! 1474 01:10:47,544 --> 01:10:48,843 Du-te dracu'! 1475 01:10:48,845 --> 01:10:51,045 Nu! 1476 01:10:51,047 --> 01:10:53,915 Prevenire de la sinucidere activat�. 1477 01:10:53,917 --> 01:10:56,084 Ia te uit�, un c�mp de for��. 1478 01:10:56,086 --> 01:10:57,218 E super. 1479 01:10:57,220 --> 01:10:58,886 Eu cred c� l-am inventat. 1480 01:10:58,888 --> 01:11:01,556 Serios. Mul�umesc, tat�. 1481 01:11:01,558 --> 01:11:03,224 Cu pl�cere, fiule. 1482 01:11:03,226 --> 01:11:05,426 - E amuzant? - Da, foarte amuzant. 1483 01:11:05,428 --> 01:11:07,829 �tii ceva? Vin �i eu. 1484 01:11:10,267 --> 01:11:12,567 Haide�i! 1485 01:11:12,569 --> 01:11:14,569 Avem o crim� de rezolvat, nu? 1486 01:11:14,571 --> 01:11:16,571 S� ne g�ndim. Nu e Winkle. 1487 01:11:16,573 --> 01:11:17,772 Evident c� nu e Jacob. 1488 01:11:17,774 --> 01:11:18,906 - Da? - Da. 1489 01:11:18,908 --> 01:11:20,742 - Nu? Exact. - Da, da. 1490 01:11:20,744 --> 01:11:22,143 �n regul�. 1491 01:11:23,913 --> 01:11:26,581 Ve�ti interesante din sectorul tehnologiei ast�zi. 1492 01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:29,250 Un nou element sintetic a fost dezvoltat. 1493 01:11:29,252 --> 01:11:32,220 Noul element, inventat de c�tre Brad Syed, de la Lougle Labs, 1494 01:11:32,222 --> 01:11:35,623 se nume�te nitrotrinadium. 1495 01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:36,691 Asta e. 1496 01:11:37,593 --> 01:11:39,961 - Brad nu m-a pl�cut niciodat�. - Poftim? 1497 01:11:39,963 --> 01:11:41,796 �i Brad merge la nunta lui Adam. 1498 01:11:41,798 --> 01:11:44,766 Continui s� uit c� �l cunoa�te�i pe Brad. 1499 01:11:44,768 --> 01:11:48,002 Va fi amuzant la nunta mea, abia a�tept. 1500 01:11:49,605 --> 01:11:51,339 La dracu'! Nunta mea! 1501 01:12:00,482 --> 01:12:03,484 Jill m� va ucide. Trebuie s� m� schimb. 1502 01:12:03,486 --> 01:12:06,321 Doamne, nu-mi vine s� cred c� nemernicul mi-a furat ideea. 1503 01:12:06,323 --> 01:12:09,457 S� ne desp�r�im �i s�-l g�sim pe Brad. La trei. Unu, doi, trei. 1504 01:12:09,459 --> 01:12:12,427 Ne desp�r�im �i-l g�sim pe Brad �nainte s�-l ucid� pe Lou! 1505 01:12:12,429 --> 01:12:14,462 - Suntem pe aceea�i und�. - La aceea�i pagin�. 1506 01:12:14,464 --> 01:12:15,797 - Suntem pe aceea�i und�. - La aceea�i pagin�. 1507 01:12:15,799 --> 01:12:17,365 - E super. - Da. 1508 01:12:17,367 --> 01:12:20,668 E normal ca b�rba�ii s� se relaxeze pu�in �nainte de nunt�, nu? 1509 01:12:20,670 --> 01:12:24,305 Adam? Ce-a f�cut? A luat pr�nzul �i �i-a f�cut un masaj? 1510 01:12:24,307 --> 01:12:28,843 A luat droguri �i a f�cut sex cu un b�rbat str�in la televizor. 1511 01:12:28,845 --> 01:12:30,812 Nu pare a fi Adam. 1512 01:12:30,814 --> 01:12:34,148 Drag�, cum spuneai, se relaxeaz� pu�in. 1513 01:12:34,150 --> 01:12:37,018 Eu de ce nu m� relaxez? �i eu sunt �ncordat�. 1514 01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:38,486 Doar mi-am aranjat p�rul! 1515 01:12:38,488 --> 01:12:40,855 - Arat� bine. - Taci, t�rf� proast�. 1516 01:12:40,857 --> 01:12:43,157 Te-ai culcat cu jum�tate ora�ul Pittsburgh �nainte de petrecerea ta de burl�ci��! 1517 01:12:43,159 --> 01:12:44,392 Adu ni�te �ampanie. 1518 01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:54,168 Nu �tiu ce o re�ine pe Jill. 1519 01:12:54,170 --> 01:12:55,703 Crezi c� v�zut Alege-F�? 1520 01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:57,038 Se uit�? 1521 01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:59,574 - E emisiunea ei favorit�. - Probabil c� a v�zut. 1522 01:12:59,842 --> 01:13:01,242 La dracu'! 1523 01:13:01,510 --> 01:13:02,577 Scuze. 1524 01:13:05,682 --> 01:13:08,883 Nu e de bine. Nu �nt�rzie niciodat�. 1525 01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:10,852 Crezi c� suntem �n regul�? 1526 01:13:10,854 --> 01:13:13,554 Nu �tiu, nu sunt tipul potrivit s�-l �ntrebi despre c�snicie. 1527 01:13:13,556 --> 01:13:16,090 - E�ti c�s�torit? - Da. Ei bine... 1528 01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:18,626 Nu �tiu. 1529 01:13:19,194 --> 01:13:20,595 A�a sper. 1530 01:13:20,597 --> 01:13:23,030 Trebuie s-o g�sesc pe Jill. M� acoperi? 1531 01:13:23,032 --> 01:13:24,699 Nu, trebuie s�-l g�sim pe Brad. 1532 01:13:24,701 --> 01:13:27,034 F� sex cu un b�rbat. F� sex cu doi b�rba�i. 1533 01:13:27,036 --> 01:13:29,771 "Eu sunt Adam, �i fac sex cu b�rba�ii la televizor". 1534 01:13:31,374 --> 01:13:33,775 B�utur�! 1535 01:13:35,378 --> 01:13:36,811 Alege-F�. 1536 01:13:38,881 --> 01:13:40,481 Scuze, camera gre�it�. 1537 01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:47,121 La naiba! 1538 01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:52,560 �l cunoa�te cineva pe Brad Syed? 1539 01:13:52,562 --> 01:13:55,096 Nick Webber, danseaz�. 1540 01:13:55,098 --> 01:13:56,597 Vre�i s� dansez? 1541 01:13:56,599 --> 01:13:57,899 Da, danseaz�. 1542 01:13:57,901 --> 01:13:59,434 Vre�i s� dansez naibii? 1543 01:13:59,436 --> 01:14:00,501 Da! 1544 01:14:05,574 --> 01:14:07,642 Asta am devenit, nu? 1545 01:14:08,243 --> 01:14:09,944 Clovnul care danseaz�. 1546 01:14:09,946 --> 01:14:14,946 Omul care ar face orice s�-�i continue cariera de rahat. 1547 01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:18,517 �ntre timp, c�nd a fost ultima dat� c�nd am avut o cin� romantic� cu so�ia mea? 1548 01:14:18,588 --> 01:14:21,556 Sau s� facem ceva, doar noi doi? 1549 01:14:21,558 --> 01:14:22,824 A trecut ceva vreme. 1550 01:14:23,926 --> 01:14:28,394 Sunt sigur c� sunt multe persoane aici care au luat totul de-a gata. 1551 01:14:28,465 --> 01:14:30,131 Doamna de aici. 1552 01:14:30,133 --> 01:14:31,766 C�nd a fost ultima dat� c�nd omul t�u �i-a dat flori, 1553 01:14:31,768 --> 01:14:33,201 pur �i simplu? 1554 01:14:33,602 --> 01:14:34,936 Du-te dracu'. 1555 01:14:34,938 --> 01:14:41,039 Nu? Fi�i recunosc�tori pentru cei pe care �i ave�i. 1556 01:14:41,110 --> 01:14:43,344 Face�i s� conteze fiecare minut. 1557 01:14:43,979 --> 01:14:46,347 Nu uita�i de ce v-a�i �ndr�gostit. 1558 01:14:48,283 --> 01:14:49,650 Acum danseaz�! 1559 01:14:49,652 --> 01:14:50,818 Da! 1560 01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:52,487 F�-o! F�-o! 1561 01:14:53,121 --> 01:14:55,022 D�-i drumu', DJ! 1562 01:15:12,674 --> 01:15:13,975 - Brad. - Jacob... 1563 01:15:16,813 --> 01:15:18,446 D�-mi nitrotrinadium-ul, Brad! 1564 01:15:18,448 --> 01:15:19,981 D�-mi nenorocitul de nitro! 1565 01:15:19,983 --> 01:15:22,016 - Bine, bine. - U�urel. 1566 01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:23,184 U�urel. 1567 01:15:23,186 --> 01:15:24,652 Ai grij�, e singurul. 1568 01:15:24,654 --> 01:15:26,988 Doar �n tine am �ncredere. 1569 01:15:26,990 --> 01:15:29,123 Credeai c� ai pl�nuit totul, nu-i a�a? 1570 01:15:29,125 --> 01:15:31,192 C� te vei �ntoarce �n timp �i-l vei ucide pe tat�l meu. 1571 01:15:31,194 --> 01:15:32,827 - S�-l ucid pe tat�l t�u? - Da. 1572 01:15:32,829 --> 01:15:34,328 ��i �tiu planul, Brad. 1573 01:15:34,330 --> 01:15:35,830 Sigur, m-am g�ndit. 1574 01:15:35,832 --> 01:15:37,498 Mult, c�nd lucram pentru el. 1575 01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:38,733 �tiam eu. 1576 01:15:38,735 --> 01:15:40,668 Dar de ce a� vrea s�-l ucid pe omul par�ial responsabil 1577 01:15:40,670 --> 01:15:42,904 pentru cea mai mare realizare �tiin�ific� din toate timpurile? 1578 01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:47,141 Nu exista nitrotrinadium, 1579 01:15:47,143 --> 01:15:49,343 c�nd tat�l t�u mi-a dat ideea, acum 10 ani. 1580 01:15:49,345 --> 01:15:50,878 Pentru c�l�toriile �n timp! 1581 01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:54,180 E cunoscut pentru ideile sale geniale, venite din fundul s�u! 1582 01:15:54,183 --> 01:15:56,851 A f�cut-o din nou. 1583 01:15:56,853 --> 01:15:59,220 Eu m� �ntorc �n laborator, s� �ncerc s� salvez compania. 1584 01:15:59,222 --> 01:16:03,357 Mi-ai dedicat via�a f�c�nd visul lui Lou Dorchen s� devin� realitate. 1585 01:16:03,359 --> 01:16:06,227 Stai. Tu e�ti inventatorul c�l�toriilor �n timp. 1586 01:16:06,229 --> 01:16:08,696 A�a-i c� e tare? 1587 01:16:08,698 --> 01:16:11,331 Nu voiai s� te �ntorci �n 2015 �i s�-l �mpu�ti �n scul�. 1588 01:16:11,334 --> 01:16:14,035 S�-l �mpu�c? 1589 01:16:14,037 --> 01:16:17,071 Dac� voiam s�-l ucid pe tat�l t�u, nu foloseam o arm�. 1590 01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:20,207 �i otr�veam cocktail-ul de diminea��, 1591 01:16:20,209 --> 01:16:22,842 cu un sedativ puternic, iar apoi �l duceam �n Golf, �i... 1592 01:16:22,912 --> 01:16:24,545 - �l hr�neam la rechini. - �l hr�neai la rechini. 1593 01:16:24,547 --> 01:16:27,048 - Da. - E planul perfect. 1594 01:16:27,050 --> 01:16:29,550 Te simt la fel de bine ca mine? 1595 01:16:29,552 --> 01:16:31,519 Taci! Nu facem dragoste! 1596 01:16:31,521 --> 01:16:33,387 �i ar�t eu logodnicului meu! 1597 01:16:33,389 --> 01:16:34,922 Da, da, sigur! 1598 01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:37,725 - Tragemi-o, unchiule Lou! - Bine, stai pu�in! 1599 01:16:37,727 --> 01:16:40,595 Unchi prin c�s�torie, trebuie subliniat asta. 1600 01:16:40,597 --> 01:16:42,229 Tragemi-o, unchi Lou prin c�s�torie! 1601 01:16:42,231 --> 01:16:46,400 Nu-mi vine s� cred c� fac sex cu viitoarea so�ie a lui Adam! 1602 01:16:46,402 --> 01:16:50,135 Nu-mi vine s� cred c� fac sex cu so�ul surorii tat�lui lui Adam! 1603 01:16:51,239 --> 01:16:52,974 Adam! L-ai v�zut pe Lou? 1604 01:16:55,078 --> 01:16:58,079 C�l�toria �n timp cu cada de baie, e ceva real? 1605 01:16:58,081 --> 01:16:59,780 - E doar un jacuzzi. - �n fine! 1606 01:16:59,782 --> 01:17:01,716 Adam, �mi pare r�u s�-�i spun asta... 1607 01:17:01,718 --> 01:17:03,084 Se nume�te jacuzii, �i... 1608 01:17:03,086 --> 01:17:04,986 Taci! Cum func�ioneaz�? 1609 01:17:05,887 --> 01:17:08,155 - Cum func�ioneaz�? - Asta! 1610 01:17:09,925 --> 01:17:12,326 E singurul nitrotrinadium din toat� lumea! 1611 01:17:12,328 --> 01:17:16,831 Zece ani de zile a durat s�-l fac! 1612 01:17:16,833 --> 01:17:19,567 �tiu, Brad, n-am vrut s�-l pierd. 1613 01:17:19,569 --> 01:17:21,102 A s�rit pe mine. 1614 01:17:21,104 --> 01:17:23,504 Dar e mai mic dec�t tine. 1615 01:17:23,506 --> 01:17:24,739 A avut putere supra-omeneasc�. 1616 01:17:24,741 --> 01:17:26,674 Ca acel copil din Superman 1. 1617 01:17:26,676 --> 01:17:29,610 Te referi la copilul Superman? Era Superman �i atunci! 1618 01:17:29,612 --> 01:17:30,678 Da, adic�... 1619 01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:32,580 Copilul era Superman, Jacob! 1620 01:17:37,186 --> 01:17:38,619 Ceva noroc? 1621 01:17:38,621 --> 01:17:40,521 - Da. - L-ai g�sit? 1622 01:17:40,523 --> 01:17:43,424 La naiba! Nu. Brad. Tu? 1623 01:17:43,859 --> 01:17:45,259 Nu. 1624 01:17:45,694 --> 01:17:47,094 Amice. 1625 01:17:47,696 --> 01:17:49,697 Zece ani din via�a mea. 1626 01:17:49,699 --> 01:17:51,032 Descurc�-te. 1627 01:17:52,467 --> 01:17:54,969 �n loc s� fie liniar, g�nde�te-te c� timpul e fluid... 1628 01:17:54,971 --> 01:17:56,504 - Bun�. - Bun�, Lou. 1629 01:17:59,475 --> 01:18:00,875 - America! - America! 1630 01:18:00,877 --> 01:18:02,943 Brad ne ajuta. Nu el e criminalul. 1631 01:18:05,815 --> 01:18:07,448 Ce s-a �nt�mplat? 1632 01:18:07,450 --> 01:18:10,317 Adam a luat nitro-ul. S-a �ntors �n 2015 s� te ucid�. 1633 01:18:10,319 --> 01:18:13,154 Adam Junior e criminalul? De ce-ar face asta? 1634 01:18:14,891 --> 01:18:16,991 Cred c�... 1635 01:18:16,993 --> 01:18:25,127 Vi se va p�rea amuzant. I-am tras-o pu�in so�iei lui. Pu�in. 1636 01:18:25,168 --> 01:18:27,068 �n vaginul ei, oricum. 1637 01:18:27,070 --> 01:18:28,335 Du-te dracu', Lou! 1638 01:18:28,337 --> 01:18:29,904 Tocmai �i-ai creat propriul criminal. 1639 01:18:29,906 --> 01:18:31,972 - Eu sunt persoana rea acum? - Da! 1640 01:18:31,974 --> 01:18:33,040 Da. 1641 01:18:33,241 --> 01:18:34,742 Haide�i! 1642 01:18:34,744 --> 01:18:36,077 La dracu'! 1643 01:18:36,079 --> 01:18:37,678 La naiba'! 1644 01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:39,580 Copilul Adam a plecat. 1645 01:18:39,582 --> 01:18:41,982 La naiba! Privi�i! 1646 01:18:42,751 --> 01:18:44,018 Haide, haide, haide... 1647 01:18:44,020 --> 01:18:46,921 Nu, trebuie s�-i punem cap�t! 1648 01:18:46,923 --> 01:18:48,689 Lou... 1649 01:18:48,691 --> 01:18:50,391 - Lou, ce faci? - D�-te din drum! 1650 01:18:50,393 --> 01:18:51,926 - Lou! - �tiu ce fac! 1651 01:18:51,928 --> 01:18:53,227 D�-te naibii din drum! 1652 01:18:53,229 --> 01:18:55,396 Nu �tii ce faci! Vei muri! 1653 01:18:55,398 --> 01:18:56,530 Lou, ce naiba? 1654 01:18:56,532 --> 01:18:57,998 Pot s-o fac! 1655 01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,266 M� descurc! 1656 01:18:59,268 --> 01:19:00,468 Stai! 1657 01:19:05,540 --> 01:19:07,775 �mi pare r�u. 1658 01:19:09,611 --> 01:19:11,445 Bine, bine. Vorbesc serios. 1659 01:19:11,447 --> 01:19:13,748 Sunt un nemernic. �ntreab� prietenii. 1660 01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:15,216 - E un nemernic. - Un nemernic b�tr�n. 1661 01:19:15,218 --> 01:19:17,284 Am �n�eles. 1662 01:19:17,286 --> 01:19:22,420 �tiu cum e s� te sim�i neapreciat, doar un membru din hait�. 1663 01:19:22,458 --> 01:19:25,960 Vreau s� �tii c� �n ciuda a ceea ce am spus �nainte, 1664 01:19:25,962 --> 01:19:27,628 eu te apreciez. 1665 01:19:27,630 --> 01:19:30,464 Fac apel la sim�ul t�u de umanitate acum. 1666 01:19:30,466 --> 01:19:33,234 Un maniac �ncearc� s� m� ucid�. 1667 01:19:33,236 --> 01:19:36,871 Te rog s� fii ma�ina mai bun� �i s� m� aju�i. 1668 01:19:39,407 --> 01:19:43,142 Sunt doar un tip care se uit� la o ma�in�... 1669 01:19:44,479 --> 01:19:46,213 �i o roag� s� m� iubeasc�. 1670 01:20:04,599 --> 01:20:07,201 Nu po�i veni cu mine, bine? 1671 01:20:07,636 --> 01:20:08,936 Fugi! 1672 01:20:12,941 --> 01:20:16,577 M� voi �ntoarce, da? Promit c� m� voi �ntoarce. 1673 01:20:16,579 --> 01:20:19,079 Vom merge �n toate locurile �n care n-am apucat s� mergem. 1674 01:20:19,081 --> 01:20:20,915 Bine? Doar... 1675 01:20:22,184 --> 01:20:23,918 A�teapt�-m�. 1676 01:20:24,853 --> 01:20:26,353 R�m�i albastr�. 1677 01:20:35,197 --> 01:20:37,164 La naiba! La naiba! 1678 01:20:38,767 --> 01:20:41,502 Am ajuns prea t�rziu. Tocmai l-am ratat. 1679 01:20:41,504 --> 01:20:44,505 Cred c� asta e. Suntem bloca�i aici. 1680 01:20:44,507 --> 01:20:48,907 �nseamn� c� din minut �n minut, Lou poate disp�rea. 1681 01:20:51,112 --> 01:20:52,847 Nu, nu se poate. Nu-i a�a, Jacob? 1682 01:20:52,849 --> 01:20:55,516 Ai un plan sau ceva. 1683 01:20:55,518 --> 01:20:57,618 Nu, doar... 1684 01:20:57,620 --> 01:20:59,520 Ce ne facem? 1685 01:20:59,522 --> 01:21:01,021 La naiba, nu �tiu. 1686 01:21:01,356 --> 01:21:02,790 Nu �tiu. 1687 01:21:04,559 --> 01:21:05,960 La naiba, Lou. 1688 01:21:21,376 --> 01:21:23,944 - �mi va fi dor de tine, frate. - �i mie de tine. 1689 01:21:31,554 --> 01:21:34,622 �nainte s� uit, po�i avea grij� de el? 1690 01:21:36,558 --> 01:21:39,059 Are un viitor mare �n fa��. 1691 01:21:39,061 --> 01:21:40,594 - Evident. - Da. 1692 01:21:46,068 --> 01:21:47,835 �tiu. 1693 01:21:47,837 --> 01:21:49,236 Jacob, e �n regul�... 1694 01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:50,404 Nu, nu, nu. 1695 01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:53,841 Nitro-ul nostru lipsea, pentru c� nu exista. 1696 01:21:53,843 --> 01:21:56,710 Dar dac� Adam a luat nitro-ul cu el �n trecut, 1697 01:21:56,712 --> 01:21:58,479 �nseamn� c� exist� �i �n viitor. 1698 01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:03,150 Sfinte Sisoe! 1699 01:22:04,185 --> 01:22:05,419 Mai este timp. 1700 01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:07,087 - Jacob! - S� mergem! 1701 01:22:09,090 --> 01:22:11,225 Trebuie s� ne �ntoarcem �n trecut, ca salv�m viitorul. 1702 01:22:11,227 --> 01:22:12,426 De ce ��i reaminte�te asta? 1703 01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:14,929 - �ntotdeauna de Terminator. - De Terminator, �tiam! 1704 01:22:14,931 --> 01:22:16,263 S� mergem s�-i salv�m via�a lui Lou. 1705 01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:17,765 Palma! 1706 01:22:17,767 --> 01:22:19,133 - Palma! - Palma! 1707 01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:28,108 E partea mea favorit�! 1708 01:22:28,110 --> 01:22:29,543 Am pornit! 1709 01:22:44,125 --> 01:22:46,393 - Cred c-am reu�it! - S� mergem! 1710 01:22:46,395 --> 01:22:47,461 - S� mergem! - Bine. 1711 01:22:53,134 --> 01:22:55,069 Suntem la petrecere, �i �nc� mai e timp. 1712 01:22:55,071 --> 01:22:57,304 Trebuie s� fie pe-aici pe undeva. 1713 01:22:57,906 --> 01:23:00,307 Suntem �n direct! 1714 01:23:00,976 --> 01:23:03,644 De la vila Lougle. 1715 01:23:03,646 --> 01:23:08,382 �n valoare de 2.3 miliarde de dolari, vi-l prezint pe... 1716 01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:11,385 Lou "Violatorul". 1717 01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:14,855 Dorchen! 1718 01:23:25,266 --> 01:23:26,867 - Bun�, tuturor. - Lou! 1719 01:23:30,605 --> 01:23:31,939 Lou, l-am g�sit. 1720 01:23:31,941 --> 01:23:33,440 Te voi �mpu�ca �n scul�, 1721 01:23:33,442 --> 01:23:35,776 ca s� nu mai po�i face sex cu so�ia altcuiva! 1722 01:23:35,778 --> 01:23:37,111 Teoretic, nu sunte�i c�s�tori�i �nc�. 1723 01:23:37,113 --> 01:23:38,812 - Nu e so�ia ta. - Ba da! 1724 01:23:38,814 --> 01:23:41,115 Adam, ur�sc s�-�i spun asta, dar nu v-a�i cunoscut �nc�. 1725 01:23:41,117 --> 01:23:42,182 - Suntem �n 2015. - Taci dracului! 1726 01:23:42,184 --> 01:23:43,484 - Mazel Tov! - Felicit�ri! 1727 01:23:47,522 --> 01:23:50,190 Ce faci? Ce faci? 1728 01:23:50,192 --> 01:23:52,259 E greu s� �mpu�ti un om, nu? 1729 01:23:52,660 --> 01:23:53,861 N-o face. 1730 01:23:53,863 --> 01:23:56,096 E �n regul�. Prive�te. 1731 01:23:57,032 --> 01:23:59,867 Te voi ajuta pu�in. 1732 01:24:02,905 --> 01:24:05,739 - Shotgun la scul�. - Destinul lui. 1733 01:24:05,741 --> 01:24:08,409 Te-am transformat �ntr-un criminal. 1734 01:24:08,411 --> 01:24:09,877 Mi-am ruinat propria via��. 1735 01:24:09,879 --> 01:24:12,579 Am at�t de mult� otrav� �n mine, �nc�t am ruinat-o �i pe a voastr�. 1736 01:24:12,581 --> 01:24:14,248 Jacob avea dreptate. 1737 01:24:14,250 --> 01:24:15,816 Sunt un virus. 1738 01:24:16,751 --> 01:24:19,653 E r�zbunarea ta, bine? 1739 01:24:20,588 --> 01:24:21,922 Te rog. 1740 01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:26,927 Mi-am v�zut viitorul. 1741 01:24:26,929 --> 01:24:28,662 Ai v�zut �i tu. Sunt un dezastru. 1742 01:24:29,597 --> 01:24:30,931 E �n regul�. 1743 01:24:30,933 --> 01:24:33,500 Ucide-m� �i scap�-ne pe am�ndoi de suferin��, bine? 1744 01:24:34,102 --> 01:24:35,436 Te rog. 1745 01:24:35,438 --> 01:24:37,104 Nu pot. 1746 01:24:37,106 --> 01:24:38,372 Nu pot s-o fac. 1747 01:24:38,374 --> 01:24:41,542 Iisuse Hristoase, trebuie s� fac eu totul? 1748 01:24:41,544 --> 01:24:42,609 Lou... 1749 01:24:43,244 --> 01:24:44,378 Nu! 1750 01:24:48,950 --> 01:24:50,350 E�ti bine? 1751 01:24:52,954 --> 01:24:54,788 E�ti nebun dracului, Lou! 1752 01:25:02,897 --> 01:25:04,598 �mi pare r�u, cred c� am f�cut pe mine. 1753 01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:06,633 E �n regul�. E o situa�ie stresant�. 1754 01:25:06,635 --> 01:25:08,602 A fost foarte stresant�. Sunt fr�nt. 1755 01:25:09,805 --> 01:25:11,805 - �mi pare foarte r�u. - �mi pare r�u. 1756 01:25:11,807 --> 01:25:14,475 - Jill? - De unde �mi cuno�ti... 1757 01:25:14,477 --> 01:25:16,577 Da, de pe etichet�. 1758 01:25:16,579 --> 01:25:18,312 Nu, ci pentru c� e�ti... 1759 01:25:20,081 --> 01:25:23,317 �mi pare r�u. E foarte ciudat. 1760 01:25:23,319 --> 01:25:26,920 P�n� ieri, credeam c� am o via�� normal�. 1761 01:25:26,922 --> 01:25:28,889 �tiu ce vrei s� spui... 1762 01:25:28,891 --> 01:25:31,825 Ai sim�it vreodat� c� toat� via�a ta a fost o fraud�? 1763 01:25:31,827 --> 01:25:33,827 Scuze, fraud� e prea dur. O minciun�? 1764 01:25:37,465 --> 01:25:38,599 Eu sunt Adam. 1765 01:25:38,601 --> 01:25:41,401 - Eu sunt... - Jill. �tiu. 1766 01:25:41,403 --> 01:25:43,170 Por�i un tuxedo elegant. 1767 01:25:43,172 --> 01:25:45,405 Mul�umesc. E pentru... 1768 01:25:50,845 --> 01:25:52,579 Am uitat ce voiam s� spun. 1769 01:26:00,188 --> 01:26:02,289 A fost interesant. 1770 01:26:02,291 --> 01:26:04,691 Cred c� nu e o petrecere �n stil Lougle dac� nu e �mpu�cat cineva. 1771 01:26:04,793 --> 01:26:05,959 Nu vreau s� merg la Premiile Grammy. 1772 01:26:05,961 --> 01:26:07,094 Nu? 1773 01:26:07,096 --> 01:26:08,696 Nici la sora ta. 1774 01:26:08,697 --> 01:26:10,457 Vreau s� mergem undeva, doar noi doi. 1775 01:26:11,666 --> 01:26:13,167 S� �ndrept�m lucrurile. 1776 01:26:14,435 --> 01:26:16,770 �mi place asta. Da. 1777 01:26:16,772 --> 01:26:18,438 �i vreau s� scap de c�ma�a asta. 1778 01:26:18,440 --> 01:26:20,806 O port de vreo trei zile, miroase foarte tare. 1779 01:26:21,976 --> 01:26:23,777 Vino �ncoace. 1780 01:26:23,779 --> 01:26:26,013 �ine m�inile a�a. 1781 01:26:26,948 --> 01:26:29,850 E un dans sau ceva? 1782 01:26:29,852 --> 01:26:32,286 A�a ceva. 1783 01:26:32,288 --> 01:26:33,687 Intru �n joc. 1784 01:26:33,689 --> 01:26:35,622 Bine. 1785 01:26:35,624 --> 01:26:38,625 - Da. - E bine. 1786 01:26:38,627 --> 01:26:42,196 - E o idee idioat�. - Habar n-ai. 1787 01:26:43,531 --> 01:26:45,165 Am auzit artificii? 1788 01:26:45,167 --> 01:26:47,601 Pentru c� artificiile m� fac s� vomit, iar tu �tii asta. 1789 01:27:01,149 --> 01:27:02,616 De ce e�ti mai frumos? 1790 01:27:03,551 --> 01:27:05,419 Sunt o persoan� cheal�. 1791 01:27:06,655 --> 01:27:09,122 Ce zici s� urm�m am�ndoi un program din 12 pa�i? 1792 01:27:09,991 --> 01:27:12,759 S� mergem la reabilitare, 1793 01:27:12,761 --> 01:27:16,462 cu m�ncare bun� �i piscin�, cu oameni de treab�. 1794 01:27:18,666 --> 01:27:19,900 Ce p�rere ai? 1795 01:27:21,002 --> 01:27:22,569 - Bine. - Da? 1796 01:27:23,171 --> 01:27:24,905 Te ur�sc naibii, Lou. 1797 01:27:24,907 --> 01:27:26,406 �i eu te ur�sc naibii, Kelly. 1798 01:27:30,345 --> 01:27:32,579 Sophie! Unde mergi? 1799 01:27:32,581 --> 01:27:34,248 Oamenii se �mpu�c� �ntre ei. 1800 01:27:34,250 --> 01:27:35,716 Plec de-aici. 1801 01:27:35,718 --> 01:27:39,019 Am v�zut viitorul nostru �mpreun�, �i sunt primul 1802 01:27:39,021 --> 01:27:42,788 care recunoa�te c� e o nebunie. Drogurile, petrecerile constante. 1803 01:27:42,891 --> 01:27:45,292 E destul s� se �ntrebe orcine: "C�nd e destul?". 1804 01:27:45,294 --> 01:27:46,426 Despre ce vorbe�ti? 1805 01:27:46,428 --> 01:27:47,694 R�m�i aici cu mine. R�m�i cu mine. 1806 01:27:47,696 --> 01:27:49,263 Te-ai schimbat? 1807 01:27:49,265 --> 01:27:51,198 Da, �n foarte multe feluri. Ascult�-m�, 1808 01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:55,432 �n mijlocul acelui viitor, e o putere toxic� numita "noi". 1809 01:27:55,437 --> 01:27:59,571 �i se �ncheie �n tragedie lacrimi, �i o crim� misterioas�? Sigur c� da. 1810 01:27:59,642 --> 01:28:01,208 Dar nu-mi pas�. 1811 01:28:01,210 --> 01:28:04,111 Am o singur� �ntrebare, Sophie. 1812 01:28:04,113 --> 01:28:05,993 E�ti preg�tit� pentru cursa vie�ii tale? 1813 01:28:20,295 --> 01:28:21,461 Ce ai �n buzunar? 1814 01:28:21,896 --> 01:28:23,297 Penisul. 1815 01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:25,966 �n afar� de el. 1816 01:28:26,734 --> 01:28:29,303 Un miliard de dolari! 1817 01:28:31,639 --> 01:28:34,308 Tocmai mi-am �nt�lnit so�ia din viitor. 1818 01:28:34,310 --> 01:28:37,244 Da, stai lini�tit, se mai �nt�mpl�. 1819 01:28:37,246 --> 01:28:39,346 Da, sunt multe urcu�uri �i cobor��uri. 1820 01:28:39,348 --> 01:28:40,981 - Da. - Dac� stai s� te g�nde�ti, 1821 01:28:40,983 --> 01:28:43,250 Lou a trebuit s� fac� sex cu so�ia ta din viitor, 1822 01:28:43,252 --> 01:28:45,152 ca s-o po�i cunoa�te �n trecut. 1823 01:28:45,154 --> 01:28:47,821 - Ei bine... - Da, dar... 1824 01:28:47,823 --> 01:28:49,156 Asta fac unchii, nu? 1825 01:28:50,825 --> 01:28:52,326 Nu chiar. 1826 01:28:52,328 --> 01:28:53,694 G�nde�te-te din perspectiva asta. 1827 01:28:53,696 --> 01:28:57,395 Din moment ce s-a �nt�mplat �n viitor, �nseamn� c� nu s-a �nt�mplat �nc�. 1828 01:28:57,433 --> 01:28:59,333 E ceva ciclic. 1829 01:28:59,335 --> 01:29:03,170 Da, �i chiar dac� nu mi-am �nt�lnit tat�l, mi-am f�cut ni�te prieteni buni. 1830 01:29:03,172 --> 01:29:04,438 Da? Pe cine? 1831 01:29:04,440 --> 01:29:06,840 - Lou? - Unchiul Lou. 1832 01:29:07,775 --> 01:29:09,776 Unchiul Lou. 1833 01:29:09,778 --> 01:29:12,679 F�r� resentimente, dar �i-ai dat drumul �n ea? 1834 01:29:12,681 --> 01:29:15,115 Nu conteaz�. 1835 01:29:15,117 --> 01:29:17,351 Eu mi-am dat drumul �n tine. 1836 01:29:17,353 --> 01:29:18,719 �i nici asta nu conteaz�. 1837 01:29:18,721 --> 01:29:21,688 Pentru c� sunt doar scenarii ipotetice din viitor. 1838 01:29:21,690 --> 01:29:23,890 Nimeni nu �i-a dat drumul �n nimic �nc�. 1839 01:29:23,892 --> 01:29:25,292 Nimeni nu �i-a dat drumul. 1840 01:29:25,294 --> 01:29:27,627 - Eu mi-am dat. - �ti�i ceva? 1841 01:29:27,629 --> 01:29:29,262 Am avut o revela�ie mai devreme. 1842 01:29:31,132 --> 01:29:35,167 C�nd nepotul meu din viitor avea shotgun-ul l�ng� scula mea, 1843 01:29:35,204 --> 01:29:36,444 pe care eu l-am ajutat s�-l aduc� acolo. 1844 01:29:37,472 --> 01:29:39,139 Eu am fost. 1845 01:29:39,141 --> 01:29:43,310 �n acel moment, totul mi s-a adeverit. 1846 01:29:43,312 --> 01:29:45,379 Trebuie s� schimb�m vie�ile oamenilor. 1847 01:29:45,381 --> 01:29:47,280 S� facem o lume mai bun�. 1848 01:29:47,915 --> 01:29:50,317 Trebuie doar s�... 1849 01:29:55,023 --> 01:29:56,923 Lou! 1850 01:29:56,925 --> 01:29:58,992 Nu asculta�i nimic din ce spune. 1851 01:29:58,994 --> 01:30:01,795 - Adam? - Ce dracu'! L-ai �mpu�cat pe Lou! 1852 01:30:02,029 --> 01:30:03,230 Tat�? 1853 01:30:04,098 --> 01:30:05,532 Ce se petrece? 1854 01:30:05,534 --> 01:30:08,268 - N-avem timp. S� mergem! - Unde? 1855 01:30:09,771 --> 01:30:10,937 Cincinnati. 1856 01:30:10,939 --> 01:30:12,239 Nu, tat�, stai! 1857 01:30:13,541 --> 01:30:15,442 De ce l-a ucis tata pe Lou? 1858 01:30:18,746 --> 01:30:21,047 Probabil c� a avut un motiv �ntemeiat. 1859 01:30:21,049 --> 01:30:22,983 Stai! Nu merge cu Adam! 1860 01:30:27,055 --> 01:30:28,221 Lou Patriotul. 1861 01:30:28,223 --> 01:30:29,890 Sunt din�i de lemn? 1862 01:30:29,892 --> 01:30:32,526 Arat� de parc� c�pitanul Crunch a f�cut sex cu Paul Revere. 1863 01:30:32,528 --> 01:30:35,262 - P�rul lui e uimitor. - E frumos. 1864 01:30:36,431 --> 01:30:38,432 - Nu-l asculta�i. - De ce? 1865 01:30:38,434 --> 01:30:40,233 E o poveste lung�. 1866 01:30:40,235 --> 01:30:43,537 Crede�i-m�, ne-a f�cut o favoare. Acela era al naibii de r�u. 1867 01:30:43,539 --> 01:30:45,238 �ntrebarea mai mare e... 1868 01:30:45,240 --> 01:30:46,306 Nu sunt doar unul singur. 1869 01:30:46,308 --> 01:30:47,574 Crede�i c� sunte�i unici? 1870 01:30:47,576 --> 01:30:49,443 Sunt o mul�ime ca voi acolo. 1871 01:30:49,445 --> 01:30:51,645 V� va pl�cea mai mult acest eu. 1872 01:30:51,647 --> 01:30:53,380 Sunt minunat. Serios. 1873 01:30:53,382 --> 01:30:54,614 Sfinte Sosie! 1874 01:30:55,750 --> 01:30:57,984 �ti�i ce �nseamn�, nu? 1875 01:30:57,986 --> 01:31:00,487 Universuri multiple, ca �n Fringe. 1876 01:31:03,257 --> 01:31:07,093 - Tocilar... - E�ti un tocilar! 1877 01:31:07,095 --> 01:31:08,428 Retardat... 1878 01:31:08,430 --> 01:31:10,831 E�ti un tocilar! 1879 01:31:10,833 --> 01:31:12,065 �i nimeni nu te place... 1880 01:31:12,067 --> 01:31:13,600 E�ti un tocilar! 1881 01:31:13,602 --> 01:31:16,403 - �i nimeni nu te palce... - V� suge�i sculele unii altora... 1882 01:31:16,405 --> 01:31:17,971 Ce? 1883 01:31:19,074 --> 01:31:20,173 Scuze. 1884 01:31:20,175 --> 01:31:22,843 E evident c� nu �ntr-acolo se �ndreapt� c�ntecul, nu? 1885 01:31:22,845 --> 01:31:25,946 L-am �n�eles gre�it. Scuzele mele. 1886 01:31:25,948 --> 01:31:27,614 �i acum ce? 1887 01:31:27,616 --> 01:31:28,982 Da, haide�i cu mine. 1888 01:31:28,984 --> 01:31:30,050 Unde? 1889 01:31:31,919 --> 01:31:34,321 S� construim America, frate! 1890 01:31:37,091 --> 01:31:38,592 �nc� o scufundare? 1891 01:31:38,594 --> 01:31:40,026 Nu ve�i fi primi�i cu bine acolo, dar trebuie s� mergem. 1892 01:31:41,597 --> 01:31:42,896 - Mergem? - Da. 1893 01:31:59,480 --> 01:32:01,147 Adam l-a salvat pe Lincoln! 1894 01:32:01,149 --> 01:32:04,317 Parada aceea a fost cel mai bun moment din via�a mea! 1895 01:32:04,319 --> 01:32:05,819 Mai frumos dec�t s�-l salvezi pe Lincoln? 1896 01:32:05,821 --> 01:32:07,187 Nu, asta e pe locul trei. 1897 01:32:07,189 --> 01:32:08,321 Ce e pe locul doi? 1898 01:32:08,323 --> 01:32:09,923 Un spectacol pe care am �ncercat s�-l fac c�nd eram mic. 1899 01:32:14,695 --> 01:32:17,831 La naiba! Mi-am uitat telefonul �n anii 1800. 1900 01:32:17,833 --> 01:32:19,499 I-am dat gum� unui dinozaur. 1901 01:32:19,501 --> 01:32:21,501 Dac� tot suntem sinceri, am f�cut sex cu Marilyn Monroe. 1902 01:32:22,704 --> 01:32:24,604 Da. Sigur, amice. 1903 01:32:28,543 --> 01:32:30,677 Cine e tocilar acum, nemernicilor? 1904 01:32:30,679 --> 01:32:31,945 Sunt Arthur Miller. 1905 01:32:33,214 --> 01:32:34,447 Haide! 1906 01:32:40,688 --> 01:32:42,055 Ar��i ca... 1907 01:32:42,057 --> 01:32:43,557 - Haide, po�i s-o faci. - Las�-l pe el. 1908 01:32:43,559 --> 01:32:45,225 - Las�-l pe el. - Asta facem. 1909 01:32:45,227 --> 01:32:46,893 Trebuie s� zici ceva. 1910 01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:50,196 Te g�nde�ti la dou� lucruri, iar apoi le combini. 1911 01:32:50,198 --> 01:32:53,033 Ar��i ca Kevin Yardley! 1912 01:32:53,035 --> 01:32:54,601 Cine dracu' e Kevin Yardley? 1913 01:32:54,603 --> 01:32:55,869 Un coleg de liceu. 1914 01:32:55,871 --> 01:32:56,903 Da, seam�n� cu el. 1915 01:32:56,905 --> 01:32:59,639 Nu te pricepi! 1916 01:33:04,912 --> 01:33:07,047 M-am s�turat s�-i explic. 1917 01:33:07,049 --> 01:33:08,882 C�t de greu e de �n�eles c�l�toria �n timp? 1918 01:33:08,884 --> 01:33:11,551 Noi am �n�eles. E=MC p�trat. 1919 01:33:11,553 --> 01:33:12,953 Einstein e un idiot! 1920 01:33:12,955 --> 01:33:14,054 - Nu? - Da. 1921 01:33:17,558 --> 01:33:20,327 Dnelor �i dnilor, The Beatles! 1922 01:33:23,432 --> 01:33:25,231 E�ti nemernicul de Ringo! 1923 01:33:25,233 --> 01:33:26,299 La naiba! 1924 01:33:29,704 --> 01:33:33,106 Apple va reinventa telefonia mobil�. 1925 01:33:36,577 --> 01:33:39,980 - Explic�. - Nu. 1926 01:33:39,982 --> 01:33:41,982 - Sunt Nick Webber. - Eu sunt Jacob Dorchen. 1927 01:33:41,984 --> 01:33:43,717 Eu sunt Adam Yates Stedmeyer. 1928 01:33:43,719 --> 01:33:49,189 Toate astea ast�-sear�, la 59 de minute! 1929 01:33:55,062 --> 01:33:57,464 - Da! - Pe lun�! 1930 01:33:57,466 --> 01:33:59,733 Primul om care a salvat un pre�edinte �i ajuns pe lun�! 1931 01:33:59,735 --> 01:34:03,203 A fost doar o scen� din Mexic. A fost regizat. 1932 01:34:11,245 --> 01:34:12,679 �tiai c� se va �nt�mpla! 1933 01:34:12,681 --> 01:34:14,514 Ce �i-am tot spus? Protejeaz� urechile! 1934 01:34:14,516 --> 01:34:16,483 M� b�tea la foc automat! 1935 01:34:16,485 --> 01:34:18,818 Dorchen o face din nou! 1936 01:34:19,420 --> 01:34:21,554 De necrezut! 1937 01:34:22,323 --> 01:34:24,824 Direct �n co�. 1938 01:34:24,826 --> 01:34:26,993 - Vei continua s-o spui... - Direct �n co�. 1939 01:34:31,932 --> 01:34:34,934 E�ti un tocilar... 1940 01:34:34,936 --> 01:34:37,337 Nu se poate! Am f�cut sex cu Marilyn Monroe! 1941 01:34:37,339 --> 01:34:39,172 - E�ti un tocilar... - E�ti un tocilar! 1942 01:34:39,174 --> 01:34:40,507 Nu mai c�nta�i! 1943 01:34:40,509 --> 01:34:42,008 - Nimeni nu te place... - E�ti un ratat. 1944 01:34:42,010 --> 01:34:44,177 Nu-l mai ascult �nc� o dat�! 1945 01:34:44,512 --> 01:34:45,545 Nu, nu! 1946 01:34:46,546 --> 01:34:52,546 Traducerea �i adaptarea: LionKing09 Subtitr�ri-noi Team 1947 1:34:53,000 --> 1:34:58,000 Subtitrare downloadata de pe www.RegieLive.ro Portalul Studentesc Nr. 1 in Romania 144239