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[theme song plays]
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♪ One, twoOne, two, three, four ♪
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[vocalizing]
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[chicken clucks]
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[OFFICER KEYS]
Citizens of Big City!
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There is a severe heat warningin effect!
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For your safety,please remain indoors.
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Unless, of course, you are required
to patrol the streets
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while your colleagues all go
on a group trip to the beach.
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Ha ha! How unlucky for me!
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[moans] I'm so sticky!
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Yeah, and I'm not feeling
any air from this fan.
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Heh-heh. Nancy, you'll have to pry
my breezy body off this thing.
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I certainly would, but...
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heat.
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Eh. Tilly, how come you're not dying
like the rest of us?
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It's quite simple, brother.
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I think of cold stuff.
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Just imagine some ice
on your head.
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And in your heart.
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And in your bones.
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Until your soul itself
becomes a frozen wasteland.
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[shudders] Brr!
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Bill, got an ETA on the new AC?
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Almost ready!
This top-of-the-line unit
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was on clearance
for some reason.
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How lucky for us!
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Hello, Green family! Remy's here!
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Oh, hey, Remy,
didn't hear you over the TV.
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Cricket, you ready
for a little game of HORSE?
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[neighs]
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Uh, I'm not sure if it's a good idea
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for you boys
to play out in the heat.
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But, Mr. Green!
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-We have a rivalry to uphold!
-Rivalry?
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We compete just like the two
famous basketball players,
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Ricky Stork and Wizard Williams.
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Their fierce on-court rivalrywas the stuff of legends.
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But no matter who won or lost,
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they were always the best of friends.
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[both laughing]
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Come on, little buddy.
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Actually, bud, I'm siding
with the big guy on this one.
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It's just too hot to play today.
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Well, with you forfeiting,
I guess that means...
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-I win!
-Huh?
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I said, if you forfeit...
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I... win. Hm.
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[chuckles]
Oh, Remy! Remy.
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I've beaten you
47 times in a row.
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And no amount of heat
will ever stop that streak.
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Besides, how hot can it really be?
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[chickens clucking]
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Oh, my gravy.
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Ah, the ol' Green family hoop.
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The "Rusted Lady" herself.
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[groans] It's so hot!
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Ha ha, yeah, well, it's a dry heat. Hup!
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You're up, Cricket!
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[grunts] Holy toot,
I'm getting broiled out here!
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[grunting]
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[CRICKET] How is Remygetting through this heat?
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I mean, he's wearinga cashmere sweater!
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Gotta be twice as hot as me.
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I just gotta outlast him.
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He'll wilt like a flower.
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He'll melt like an ice cube.He'll--
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Hey, you gonna keep wilting
like a flower,
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or are you
gonna step up and play HORSE?
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I wanna play HORSE!
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[grunting]
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OK. Ah, gol dang it...
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[weakly]
Sa-wish!
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Heh! Oh, that's an "H" for you.
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Go, Remy!
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I don't get it!
I'm over here dying
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and you're not even
breaking a sweat!
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-How?
-Who knows?
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Maybe it's not as hot
as you think it is!
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Huh?
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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OK, the manual suggests
starting this thing at "room temperature."
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No! Room temperature
is for airports and toilet water!
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Crank it!
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Yeesh, OK!
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Heh heh, touchscreen.
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[beeps]
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OK, that's as cold as she goes.
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[ALL] Ahh...
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Ah, that's the stuff.
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Very refreshin'.
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I hate to say this,
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but maybe
it's a little too cold?
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Yeah! Make it hotter!
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[sighs] Okie-doke. Um...
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Uh-oh, my finger's too cold.
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Hey, Tilly, could you maybe try--
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Ooh... that can't be good.
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-[groaning]
-Hup! Swish, baby!
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My win streak's goin' bust!
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This is the end of an era.
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Everything dies eventually, right?
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Hmm. Hey, Remy,
why is this ball so sticky?
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Sticky? Hee!
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Hey, pal,
come here for a second!
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Oh, uh,
maybe we should go back to--
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Sure, sure, in a minute.
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-Uh, Cricket-- [grunts]
-[grunts]
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It's OK, easy now,
I just wanna see somethin'!
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[grunts]
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I knew it! Popsicle vest!
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That's how you've been staying cool.
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All this time you've been a boy-sicle!
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Well, I, uh--
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A boy-sicle!
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No, I--
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A boy-sicle!
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It's just...
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Cricket, I've lost every game
of HORSE we've ever played!
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Heh-heh!
Yeah, you love losing!
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What? No! No one likes losing!
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I don't like losing so much that
I covered myself in popsicles!
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OK, OK,
just settle yourself.
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I'll tell you what, you take off
the ice cream and we'll play for real.
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Mm, what if I just wear the part around
my middle, like a cummerbund?
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Uh, now what,
may I ask, is a cummerbund?
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[REMY] It's like a sash
that you tie around your waist
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when you're wearing
a dinner jacket or a tuxedo.
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Its origins are Persian, actually!
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Oh, well, that is interesting,
but I will say--
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Oh, wow,
who turned up the oven?
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Ohh! Oh! Jeepers creepers!
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Oh, raspberries!
This complicates things!
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How 'bout it, Cricket?
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Forfeit now and we can
get out of this heat.
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No! Never! We'll adapt!
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We'll just have to play...
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Street HORSE.
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Son. Hey, son! Son!
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Aw, nuts.
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Brr!
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[all shivering]
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OK, bad news,
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I couldn't get the boys' attention,
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and all the windows
and doors are frozen shut.
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[blows] So, how's everyone doing
with this refreshing cool air?
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Yeah, not great, Bill.
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What's the plan here?
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Well, we used
all the blankets and coats.
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We could light a fire
in the fireplace, but we've got no wood.
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Uh, what about your carvings?
They're wood.
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What? I don't think
things are that desperate.
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Seriously?
We're freezing our faces off!
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Gotta stop the cold thoughts.
Only hot thoughts.
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I'm visualizing fire,
electric blankets, mercury a'risin'...
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Oh, no, what's that over there,
a snowman? On an ice floe?
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No, I don't want to join you!
No! No!
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You keep warm, sweetheart.
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Hey, Alice, you look...
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-[shivering]
-...cold.
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I gave all the coats to Tilly,
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but do you want to share
the bathrobe with me?
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[shivering] What's the catch?
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Since you're asking, I want you to
apologize for hoggin' the fan earlier.
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I'd rather freeze.
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Alice, that's macabre,
you're going to scare Tilly.
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[GRAMMA] She can't hear nothin',
she's lost in her brain.
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[zipper unzips]
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[TILLY] No, Mr. Penguin,
I'm too young for iced coffee!
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[uneasy groan]
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[panting]
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[grunts]
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That's like the eighth pigeon
I've seen faint.
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You nervous?
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No way, man, you were cheatin'!
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That's put the fire
of competition in my belly!
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Oh, gosh, don't say fire.
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Remy, the rules are simple.
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In Street HORSE,
the whole city is our basket!
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[LLOYD] Shut up!
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OK. Doin' a kick shot
off the hydrant...
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over the traffic light...
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into that open manhole!
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Ow! Come on, it's too hot!
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[grunts] OK.
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Kick shot over the, uh...
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Guys!
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Aah! Hot pavement,
hot pavement! Hyah!
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Uh, "Croblins 4." [grunts]
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Gonna, gonna throw it...
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gonna throw it
into the horseman's lap.
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Give me your little shoes, man,
my foot pads are broilin'.
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No.
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Why won't you give me your shoes!
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-No.
-[crying]
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OK! Backswopp the hoop
and in the hole. [grunts]
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[grunts]
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[sighs]
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You about ready to had enough?
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You better not believe it.
[incoherent babbling]
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[both groaning]
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Remy, this might be it for me.
I-- huh?
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Oh, my sweet flamin' banjo...
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[REMY] Ricky Stork and...
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[CRICKET] Wizard Williams!
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[BOTH]
What?
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Please, children, calm yourselves.
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We've come to share with you
an important lesson.
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Is it about
over-competitiveness?
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And the value of friendship?
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No. We just came to tell you
to get out of the sun.
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It's too hot!
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Remy, they're saying
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we got so caught up
in the heat of competing,
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we forgot that our competition
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was built on
a beautiful friendship.
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No, you're not listening.
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I forfeit the game!
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Here you go, buddy.
My win streak is over.
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[whispers]
This victory is yours.
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Thanks, Cricket.
But I refuse your forfeit!
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I can win this
on my own merit!
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Whoa.
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[grunting]
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Come on, you...
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[grunting]
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[screams]
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He's doin' it.
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[screams]
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Yes!
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[grunts]
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Yeah! That's my friend!
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-[cheering]
-Huh?
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[cheering continues]
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Thank you, Ricky Stork.
Thank you, Wizard Williams.
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You saved our friendship!
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Uh-oh!
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[tires screech]
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[shivering]
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Huh?
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Ahh...
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[shivering]
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Oh, good, you're back.
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Your dad's getting the fire going.
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Papa, your wood carvings!
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You're the only
little carving I need.
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[shivering]
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[sighs]
All right, I give in.
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Get in here, you lil ice block.
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Ahh. Sorry... for hoggin' the fan.
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Well, well, well.
I cannot believe that
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-Alice Green just apolog--
-Shh, shh. Snuggle time.
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[shivering] Doesn't look
like the fire is catchin'.
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00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:29,458
[NANCY]
Got any more carvings, Bill?
256
00:10:29,542 --> 00:10:30,458
Just one.
257
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,291
[kiss]
258
00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:38,125
[whispers]
Part of me dies with you.
259
00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:39,792
[all shivering]
260
00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,166
[tires screech]
261
00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:43,000
Hot, hot, hot!
No time for the doorknob!
262
00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:46,291
Officer Keys' secret technique,
Unwarranted Hero Kick!
263
00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:47,291
Whoa!
264
00:10:47,375 --> 00:10:50,000
[both]
Ahh...
265
00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:52,750
[all]
Ahh...
266
00:10:52,834 --> 00:10:55,125
Mr. Fish! [blowing]
267
00:10:55,208 --> 00:10:56,667
Oh! Thank goodness.
268
00:10:56,750 --> 00:11:01,166
Wowie! The temperature in here
is just perfect!
269
00:11:03,542 --> 00:11:05,458
OK, old garage, what wonders
270
00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:07,458
do you have for me
to discover today?
271
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:10,000
Hey, "Ralphie Rodent's
Birthday Bash"?
272
00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:12,625
But Dad and Tilly said this
got run over by the lawnmower!
273
00:11:12,709 --> 00:11:15,375
♪ Happy happy birthday birthday!Happy happy birthday birthday! ♪
274
00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:17,583
Ugh! OK, actually
that is pretty annoying.
275
00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:23,125
[gasps] Gramma's old-person
mobility scooter?
276
00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:26,333
Hoo-boy,
I could have some fun with this!
277
00:11:26,417 --> 00:11:27,834
Wait, what would Dad say about
278
00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:30,667
such a new, fun,
and exciting idea?
279
00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:32,083
Hmm...
280
00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:34,834
No! No fun ever! I hate fun!
281
00:11:34,917 --> 00:11:36,834
No!
282
00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:39,250
[gasps] That sounds just like him!
283
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:41,542
If I'm gonna ride that thing
without Dad knowin',
284
00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:44,041
I gotta be real careful.
285
00:11:44,125 --> 00:11:46,458
[humming]
286
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,375
[chuckles] That's what
I'm talkin' about.
287
00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:52,667
OK, now what's the button
that makes this thing go--
288
00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:54,667
[screams]
289
00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:55,667
[groans]
290
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:56,625
[laughs]
291
00:11:56,709 --> 00:11:59,959
I must've gotten like ten feet
of lift off that thi--
292
00:12:00,041 --> 00:12:01,834
Whoa! Oh, my gosh!
293
00:12:01,959 --> 00:12:03,125
Dad's garden!
294
00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:07,583
Oh, what have I done?
295
00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:12,291
Well, at least
everyone's asleep, right?
296
00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:13,458
[BILL]
What the heck was that?
297
00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:15,083
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
298
00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:17,750
I don't know what could've
made all that racket--
299
00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:18,875
[all gasp]
300
00:12:19,291 --> 00:12:23,166
No. No! No!
301
00:12:23,291 --> 00:12:26,375
All right, Cricket, if you wanna
survive the wrath of Dad's anger
302
00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:30,208
this is gonna have to be
your best performance ever.
303
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,333
My crops!
304
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,750
Who would do such a thing?
305
00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:34,333
[panting]
306
00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:36,750
Oh, my gosh! What happened?
307
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,667
Cricket! What did you do?
308
00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:41,875
Me? Oh, yeah,
it's always Cricket!
309
00:12:41,959 --> 00:12:43,834
You're givin' me a complex.
310
00:12:43,917 --> 00:12:45,709
Because it is always you!
311
00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:47,875
This time it isn't! I swear!
312
00:12:47,959 --> 00:12:50,208
This is far too big a mess
for a little guy like me!
313
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:53,792
No, no, no, no, no, no,
this was something much bigger!
314
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:58,041
There are mysteries in this world
our little minds just can't understand!
315
00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:00,333
Who knows what's out there?
316
00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:03,125
Like aliens?
317
00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:04,083
Yes.
318
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,000
It was aliens!
319
00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:07,667
-Aliens.
-Aliens.
320
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:09,000
Aliens?
321
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,000
This must be one of those...
[gasps]
322
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:13,458
...crop circle thingies.
323
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,041
[BOTH]
Crop circle thingies.
324
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:17,667
OK, that is enough!
Aliens aren't real.
325
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:20,208
You know how susceptible
these two are to suggestion.
326
00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:21,375
I believe the boy.
327
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:24,542
Aliens are literally the only
explanation that makes sense.
328
00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:26,458
Dad, Dad,
the truth is not down here.
329
00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:28,333
The truth is out there.
330
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:32,000
OK. Everyone back inside.
331
00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:34,750
Cricket, I don't know
how you ruined the garden.
332
00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:37,250
But I'm gonna figure it out.
333
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:38,500
[gulps]
334
00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:39,834
All right, Cricket.
335
00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:41,125
Tonight was a small victory,
336
00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:42,834
but a victory nonetheless.
337
00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:46,500
Just gotta stay the course
and double down on my lie.
338
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:48,667
[rooster crows]
339
00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,667
[TILLY] Hopefully these
will reach their spaceship.
340
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:52,375
I wanna be on their good side.
341
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:54,000
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
342
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,750
Guys! You do realize
it's Cricket, right?
343
00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:59,000
The aliens eat
the nonbelievers first.
344
00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,125
Ugh.
345
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:01,750
I know it was Cricket.
346
00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:03,125
I just gotta prove it.
347
00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:05,959
There must be something
I'm missing. Hmm...
348
00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:07,625
What you're missing is the truth.
349
00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:09,291
And it's aliens. [munching]
350
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,000
Who are you
and why are you here?
351
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,542
Dad, this is Andromeda!
352
00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:14,333
Oh, yeah, Tilly's friend.
353
00:14:14,417 --> 00:14:15,917
And alien expert!
354
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,917
Andromeda! Did you see that
aliens visited our house?
355
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,417
I did, and it's awesome!
356
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:22,625
OK, great.
357
00:14:22,709 --> 00:14:23,750
So, Andromeda,
358
00:14:23,834 --> 00:14:26,166
what's your read
on this whole situation?
359
00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:27,500
Hold my cheese poofs.
360
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:30,041
[robotic voice]
Alien scan initiating!
361
00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:31,667
Beep! Beep!
362
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:34,792
Zwoop! Zwoop! Zwibbity zwalien!
Show me the alien!
363
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,792
-Hmm...
-So, what does it say?
364
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:40,667
The aliens were here and they
want to lay their egg sacs in your garden.
365
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:43,709
[gasps]
We're gonna be daddies!
366
00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:47,542
Cricket, I am giving you to the count
of ten to come clean and confess!
367
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:50,291
OK! Thank you, Andromeda!
Time to go home!
368
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,250
OK, Dad's not believin' it.
369
00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:55,709
Don't worry.
The government will be here soon.
370
00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:58,792
Hmm... government, you say?
371
00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:00,959
[Billy groans]
Poor little ear of corn.
372
00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:02,375
You never had a chance.
373
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:03,667
You gonna cry?
374
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:06,875
Hmm...
375
00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:09,291
[nibbles]
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
376
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,792
-[whispering]
-Hmm?
377
00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:14,583
-[whispering]
-Uh, excuse me...
378
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:16,250
Excuse me. Hello?
379
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,333
Where were you at exactly
11:00 PM last night?
380
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,667
What?
What kind of a question is--
381
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:21,208
Did you see any suspicious activity?
382
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:23,250
Any lights?
Any bright, bright lights at night?
383
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,417
-I-- I--
-Any giant glassy eyeballs?
384
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,291
Perhaps compound, like a bug's?
385
00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:29,458
Well, it's possible
I missed something, but I...
386
00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:32,250
I mean, no! Of course I didn't
see anything like that!
387
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:34,250
That's right,
you didn't see anything.
388
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,417
What? Aah!
389
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,750
Now you can't just--
390
00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:37,917
What the?
391
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,291
-He just... disappeared.
-[panting]
392
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:42,667
Oh, man, great job!
393
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:45,041
Thank you, Master Cricket.
394
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:48,125
That was some pretty convincing acting,
Vasquez. How'd you do it?
395
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,917
I'm taking a class
in dramatic theater
396
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,250
at my community college.
397
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,834
-Ooh!
-Very nice!
398
00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:56,250
Well, let's see
if my big Billy fish is bitin'.
399
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:58,291
I'm tellin' ya
it was real strange!
400
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,250
The man was snoopin' around,
takin' photos,
401
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,000
and then he just
vanished into thin air!
402
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,792
This whole thing
is like somethin'...
403
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,166
Somethin'
from another world?
404
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:06,625
Yes, Papa, it's aliens.
405
00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:08,208
Yes! I mean, no!
406
00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:10,583
Look, I'm tryin' to say
I'm startin' to think
407
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:12,417
the damage wasn't caused
by Cricket!
408
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,500
[gasps] Oh, he's buyin' it!
409
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:15,959
[growling]
410
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,417
Oh, whatcha got there, girl?
411
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:18,667
Oh, no!
412
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:27,083
Oh. What a shame.
413
00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:29,542
Tilly, where is your brother?
414
00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:33,208
Oh, he said he was real tired
and just went runnin' and runnin' away.
415
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,542
He ran to bed!
416
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:35,959
[GRAMMA]
Must've been pretty tired.
417
00:16:36,041 --> 00:16:37,333
It's only 4:00 PM.
418
00:16:37,417 --> 00:16:38,375
Mm-hmm.
419
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:41,750
Hello, son.
420
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,500
Going to bed early, I see.
421
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:47,250
Nothing's more important
than a full eight hours.
422
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:48,333
[whimpering]
423
00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:51,500
Rest up. You're gonna need it
for tomorrow.
424
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:55,250
[whispers]
Good night, son.
425
00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:56,500
[kiss]
426
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,417
[exhales]
Oh, man, come mornin',
427
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,000
I'm gonna be in
a royal heap of trouble!
428
00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:05,875
If I'm gonna have
any chance of survival,
429
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:08,083
I need to get Dad
to believe in aliens.
430
00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:09,208
Tonight!
431
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:11,792
Huh?
432
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:12,792
What the...
433
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:16,667
Hello?
434
00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:20,083
Hello? Who's out there?
435
00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:22,417
Bill.
436
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,208
Oh, my gosh! It can't be!
437
00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:25,250
It is!
438
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:27,625
I'm a real live alien!
439
00:17:27,709 --> 00:17:29,333
Now that you see that I'm real,
440
00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:31,041
there's no needto punish your son!
441
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:32,709
I destroyed your garden!
442
00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:34,709
But-- But I thought
Cricket rode the scooter.
443
00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:35,750
I rode the scooter!
444
00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:38,000
Tell me this ain't real!
Tell me I'm dreamin'!
445
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:40,333
If I wasn't real, could I do this?
446
00:17:40,417 --> 00:17:43,583
Ah! It is real! Aliens are real!
447
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,417
Yes, but the important part
448
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,750
is that your sondid not do anything wrong!
449
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:51,083
Well, it's been nice chatting,but the mothership awaits!
450
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,250
Oh, my gosh!
451
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,709
We're not alone!
452
00:17:55,792 --> 00:17:58,458
[rooster crows]
453
00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:00,375
Now to see if my plan worked...
454
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:03,333
Ahh, what a wonderful night
of sleep!
455
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:06,125
And how's my fine family
doin' on this fine mornin'?
456
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:09,333
Hey, did anyone see
those crazy lights last night?
457
00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:10,583
Weird, huh?
458
00:18:11,542 --> 00:18:12,625
Hello, son.
459
00:18:12,709 --> 00:18:14,250
Come eat your mashed potatoes.
460
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:17,542
[slurps] Mashed potatoes
for breakfast? OK...
461
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,875
It's all become
so clear to me now.
462
00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:22,667
This is the alien
I saw last night.
463
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:27,041
And this is me having
every illusion I've ever held shattered.
464
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:29,709
Well, I'm glad all that
is resolved now.
465
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:32,166
And we can all
just go back to normal.
466
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,959
Yes. Normal.
467
00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:37,625
Huh. I like what you're sayin'.
468
00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:39,792
Not so much
how you're sayin' it...
469
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:42,792
Son, you've really opened my eyes.
470
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,959
If you say so.
471
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,625
-[gasps]
-Did ya hear the news?
472
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,834
Your dad believes
in aliens now!
473
00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:52,250
He had some kind of awakenin'
in his sleep!
474
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:53,917
He finally came to the light.
475
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,917
Yes. Yes, it's real good.
476
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,125
Uh, but let's go back
to talkin' about normal stuff.
477
00:18:58,208 --> 00:18:59,291
Just bein' real normal.
478
00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:01,375
Uh, Tilly,
what's ol' Saxon up to?
479
00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:04,500
Saxon is ready for the arrival,
Cricket. Are you?
480
00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:06,041
Now put your brain shield on.
481
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:07,667
-Uh...
-[panting]
482
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:08,625
Was that Dad?
483
00:19:08,709 --> 00:19:09,792
Oh, no!
484
00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:13,125
Everyone! We are not alone
in the universe!
485
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:14,917
Aliens are real!
486
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,000
Oh, no, I broke Dad's brain!
487
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:19,750
[gasps] Christmas!
488
00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:20,667
[screams]
489
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:21,875
Everyday is Christmas
when the aliens are here!
490
00:19:21,959 --> 00:19:23,041
You're not Santa!
491
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:24,375
Spread the good news!
492
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:26,125
-Ma'am! Aliens!
-[screams]
493
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,125
Come on, folks! Where ya goin'?
494
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,333
No one's listenin' to me.
495
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:31,333
I'll just have to scream louder!
496
00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:35,083
Uh, Dad, let's just keep the aliens
to ourselves for a little while.
497
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:36,125
Oh, no, not the roof!
498
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,709
[panting] Gramma, help!
499
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:39,542
Oh, why are you in your underwear?
500
00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:41,667
It's less resistance
for the tractor beam!
501
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:43,625
Hey, attaboy, Billy boy!
502
00:19:43,709 --> 00:19:44,792
Spread the good word!
503
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:45,875
You guys aren't helping!
504
00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:47,917
The aliens
are my overlords now.
505
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,917
And I am hereby revokingmy life of a humble farmer
506
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,625
to be a servantfor our alien masters!
507
00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:55,750
Who is with me?
508
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,125
-What?
-[people laughing]
509
00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:58,875
Look at this guy! What a fool!
510
00:19:58,959 --> 00:20:00,500
I gotta help him. [panting]
511
00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:01,667
[grunts]
512
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:02,667
Now I don't know what
513
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,959
the bathroom situation
is on Mars, so...
514
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,792
[inhales]
try to go before we leave!
515
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:10,542
Bill. You're freaking outeveryone that loves you!
516
00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:11,709
You came back!
517
00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:13,375
The others won't believe me!
518
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:14,917
You can eat them first.
519
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:15,917
Everyone!
520
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,417
The alien's returned!
521
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,709
I was tellin' the truth!
522
00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:20,417
This just keeps getting better!
523
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,125
[all laughing]
524
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:23,166
Uh...
525
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:26,667
Now if everyone could please
strip down for the tractor beam!
526
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:29,250
-Good-bye, Earth.
-Dad! Dad, listen!
527
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:30,917
Ah, he's too far gone!
528
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:33,834
[grunts] What the?
529
00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:36,375
Dad, there was no alien!
530
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:37,500
It was me!
531
00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:39,333
I lied about the whole thing!
532
00:20:39,417 --> 00:20:40,333
[all gasp]
533
00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:41,583
I rode the scooter!
534
00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:42,959
I destroyed your garden!
535
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,041
I put on stilts
and an alien costume
536
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:46,041
and I lied!
537
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,000
I lied, I lied, I lied!
538
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:50,792
I'm so sorry! I just didn't
wanna get in trouble!
539
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,333
Oh, please say something!
Anything!
540
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:57,834
I flip-flappin' knew it.
541
00:20:57,917 --> 00:20:59,083
W-- What?
542
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:02,625
Gotcha! Woo-hoo!
543
00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:05,083
You look so ridiculous right now!
544
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:06,750
Ma, catch our little alien.
545
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:08,917
I gotta say,
I did not see this comin'.
546
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,083
Son, isn't it so much easier
to tell the truth?
547
00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:15,333
It would've saved us both a whole lotta
trouble if you'd just admitted it.
548
00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:16,834
[stammering]
549
00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:19,166
Oh, you got me good, Dad.
550
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,333
You're such
a great actor, Papa!
551
00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:24,375
You knew aliens didn't exist
the whole time?
552
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:27,500
Heh, yep...
the whole time.
553
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,375
All right,
let's all just get inside.
554
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:30,458
Wow. That's it?
555
00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:32,291
Well, that was a weird ending.
556
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:36,291
♪ I've got sweat in my eyes ♪
557
00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:39,917
♪ Lost a bet and got bitBy a hundred flies ♪
558
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,750
♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪
559
00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:45,625
♪ Hit every branchAnd scraped up both my knees ♪
560
00:21:45,709 --> 00:21:48,458
♪ I got chased by a dog ♪
561
00:21:48,542 --> 00:21:49,709
♪ Bit by a frog ♪
562
00:21:49,792 --> 00:21:51,291
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
563
00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:54,125
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
564
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:56,959
♪ I got splintersIn seven and ten ♪
565
00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:59,792
♪ And tomorrowI'll do it all again ♪
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