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[LASZLO LAUGHS]
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Extraordinary.
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You will want to get this on camera. Ha!
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Quickly. Gizmo!
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Gizmo? Gizmo, get up.
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- Yeah? Yeah?
- Where's Nandor?
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Um, I think he's, uh, indisposed
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at the moment, um, in his bedroom.
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Ha, shaking hands with Rosie
Palmer and her five milkmaids.
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- What?
- What? Follow me.
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[GUILLERMO] Laszlo's still
the only one who knows
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I'm half-vampire and he's
been doing experiments to help.
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Happy to report that
there's been some progress.
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My telekinesis has gotten better.
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[GRUNTS]
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Pretty cool, huh?
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I have discovered something
wonderful with the frogs
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- that I injected with your blood.
- Wait,
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you-you did what with my blood?
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Why are they so hairy?
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Well, why are you so hairy? Who cares?
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- Now, bon voyage.
- What? No!
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Those poor frogs!
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[CROAKING]
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[LASZLO] Shit.
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- Come on, little guy, come on, you can do it.
- Shh!
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- Your turn.
- To do what?
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I want you to leap off that balcony.
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What? No, I'll break my legs.
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- Bullshit. You saw those frogs.
- Yeah.
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They were transformed
by your blood, they flew.
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Ipso facto, shithead...
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so can you.
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- But what if I can't?
- Yeah, but what if you can?
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What if you can?
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[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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- That would be pretty cool.
- It would be
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very cool. Now, I calculate
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we have exactly two minutes before
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Nandor finishes making pearl jam.
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- Right.
- So I'll see you at the bottom.
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As the actress said
to the bishop. [LAUGHS]
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Come on, Guillermo.
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I believe in you and
I love you, Guillermo.
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Come on, Gizmo, let her rip.
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Launch yourself forward,
see what happens.
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- We should practice closer to the floor first.
- No.
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No, no, no. You will
never fly unless you need to.
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Panic is the secret ingredient.
Now, come on.
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[BREATHING SHAKILY]
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Aah...
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- [GASPS]
- [CHUCKLES]
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I'm doing it! [LAUGHS]
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- [NANDOR] Guillermo?
- Yes, Master...
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- [SCREAMING]
- [LASZLO LAUGHING]
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- That's how we all learned.
- [GUILLERMO WHIMPERING]
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["YOU'RE DEAD" BY NORMA TANEGA PLAYING]
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♪ Don't sing if you want to live long ♪
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♪ They have no use for your song ♪
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♪ You're dead, you're
dead, you're dead ♪
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♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪
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♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone ♪
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♪ You sold out your dream to the world ♪
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♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead ♪
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♪ You're dead and out of this world. ♪
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♪ ♪
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- [NANDOR] Oh, shit.
- [GUILLERMO WHIMPERING]
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What is this screaming? Is
someone squeezing a snake?
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- Oh. Fucking hell.
- [NANDOR] What happened?
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Well, I don't know. I was in
the library. Don't look at me.
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Does it hurt?
Because it looks like it really hurts.
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- Hey, boners.
- [LASZLO] What?
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Nice shiner, Colin Robinson.
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Hey, look at this dude.
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[NADJA] Someone's had
an interesting evening.
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- Please help me.
- [COLIN] Wow.
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What happened to dingus' foot?
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[LASZLO] Who gives a fuck? Tell us
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what happened to your blackened eye.
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Yes, was it fisticuffs?
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[GASPS] Did you get kicked by a donkey?
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Stop guessing and stop grabbing me.
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This is the problem.
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Take it easy, summer breezy.
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[COLIN] Every time I
go to drain someone,
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they see my black eye and
want to know what happened.
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All of a sudden, I'm too...
G-damn interesting to drain anyone.
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- What the fuck?
- [NANDOR] Really?
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You think you are too interesting?
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I know I am. I mean,
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this exact same thing happened
when I came back from Vietnam.
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[NANDOR] Whoa.
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- You were in 'Nam?
- [LASZLO] Well, thank you for your service.
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Colin Robinson, I had no
idea you were in the Army.
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Oh, I-I wasn't in the Army.
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About six years ago,
I took a cycling trip with Backroads.
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- [GROANS]
- On the third day, we found
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a dead body. In a tree.
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- [NANDOR] No kidding?
- With an ox's asshole
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around its neck like a necklace.
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- What?
- How did that happen?
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Some poor farmer and
his ox must've stepped
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on a decommissioned land mine and...
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blew him up into the tree and the ox's
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asshole must've landed on his head.
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- [LASZLO] Good grief.
- Fascinating.
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I wasn't expecting that ending.
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[COLIN] See? It's the black eye... makes
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- my stories too interesting.
- Do you think
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that your black eye also
has a very interesting story?
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Unfortunately, yes,
it's fucking remarkable.
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[LASZLO] But this is Colin Robinson.
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I mean, he can't have any more
fascinating stories in him.
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Gee, you tell me. A
five-pound frozen block
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of shit and piss fall
off a plane, landing
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- on a 308 Ferrari...
- [NADJA] No way.
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... and blowing the sideview
mirror right into my kisser.
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Well, fuck my old boots. Son of a bitch!
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- Frozen blocks of pisses and shits?
- [COLIN] Yes.
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- What will they think of next?
- [GUILLERMO MOANING]
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Guillermo, oi...
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No, fuck this, I want to stay here
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and listen to his wonderful stories.
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- Yes, me too.
- Guillermo is your familiar.
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I just went to get him new
trousers a year ago. It is your turn.
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Fine. Fuck it. Whatever.
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Okay, Guillermo, stop lying around.
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Let's get that (SPEAKS
GREEK) of yours looked at.
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[LASZLO] Come on, boys, to the lab.
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- Tell me more about this ox's anus.
- [GUILLERMO] It really hurts.
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Okay already, I said we're going.
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Oh! Laszlo, my love,
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did you just see a hairy frog?
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The only hairy frog I'm interested in,
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my darling, is the
one between your legs.
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It's not just a frog.
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- It's the whole swamp.
- True.
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[LAUGHS] Come on.
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Off you go, my love.
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[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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[WHISTLES]
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Where are you? Come on, boy. [WHISTLES]
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Come on, boy. Where the fuck
are you, you fucking frog?
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Are either of you
allergic to penicillin?
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- No.
- What is that?
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Just ragweed
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- and chewing gum.
- Chewing gum?
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How unusual.
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- That is unusual.
- Guys, guys.
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You're literally killing me.
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Right, let's crack on.
When I flick this switch,
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the lights will flash, there'll be a
horrible noise and a terrible odor
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as I transfer the
life energy from Nandor
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into Colin Robinson.
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Sorry, Laszlo, I do have one question.
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- [LASZLO] Which is?
- Will it hurt?
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Pain like you've never known.
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And furthermore, if you're
overdrained, you could die.
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Fuck this, I'm out.
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- What?
- W-Wait a minute.
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- I'm starving.
- And you will be fed, Colin Robinson.
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But I think we should
revert to our original plan.
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- The original plan? Are you mad?
- [NANDOR] I think it's a pretty good plan.
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We cover your black eye with makeup
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and make you boring again.
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It does seem a lot simpler.
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- Let's do that.
- [LASZLO] All right.
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- Cowards.
- [COLIN] Makes sense.
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Turn your back on
science at your own peril.
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- We'll take our chances. Thank you, Laszlo.
- Yeah.
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[GUILLERMO] [GRUNTS] Seriously, Nadja,
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I don't need urgent care.
I can just sleep it off.
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Do you really think
I want to doing this?
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If it was up to me, I would
have just packed your ankle
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in some mud made from fish piss
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and fed you some pickled pig's ears.
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But, no, my husband
thinks a doctor is better.
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[IMITATES LASZLO] "Trust
the science, my darling."
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- [SPITS]
- [GUILLERMO] I don't know what's going on
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with my body right now,
but if a doctor finds out
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that I'm almost a
vampire, I'm a dead man.
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And if Nadja finds out,
it'll be worse, so...
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- [SHRIEKS]
- Stop squirming, Guillermo, we're very close now.
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No, you know what? I feel a lot better.
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The vampire doctor is going
to fix your mangled foot.
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What? You said we were
going to urgent care.
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- Yes, Familiar Urgent Care, silly.
- No. No, Nadja, no!
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Oh, just look at all
these people to feed from.
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I don't know, I kind of
feel like I want go home
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- and take the train to sleepy town.
- No!
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It would be a sleep of death.
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Just take a look at
all these losers, hmm?
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[COLIN] Outdoor diners.
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- They do deserve it.
- [NANDOR] Yes.
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- Great start.
- Uh, excuse me.
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Hello.
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I notice you have a d... Oh. Ooh.
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- You got this.
- [COLIN] Doggie bag.
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Interesting story about how the...
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origin of the doggie bag started.
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It was actually a... Ow!
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- [MAN] Oh, shit!
- [COLIN] Son of a bitch!
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World War II, they would
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- take food home for their dog...
- [WOMAN] Did you see that?
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- ... instead of wasting it.
- [PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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Don't look at me! This isn't interesting.
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What have you done?
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Someone ran over my
foot, shithead. It hurt.
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- Tell them to go away.
- Nothing interesting here. Keep moving, please.
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Stop filming me!
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- Are you okay?
- No, I'm not okay.
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Shoo! He needs privacy.
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- It is fine.
- [COLIN] Nandor, take me home.
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I'm taking you home.
We're gonna go home.
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Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
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- No!
- [MAN] What the fuck? That's the dude from Mad Men.
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- Oh, for fuck's sake.
- [MAN 2] Oh, where's your martini, bud?
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- Hi.
- [COLIN] You got to be kidding me.
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[MAN 2] Damn, you just
got hit by John Slattery.
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- That is crazy.
- What the heck happened?
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You stepped off the curb
without even looking.
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What happened is you ran over my foot!
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We really need to go.
My friend is not well.
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Let me drive you to
the hospital. I-I just
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played a-a doctor on a
season of The Good Fight.
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- They love me over there.
- That was a really good episode.
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It doesn't even really hurt that much
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- anymore.
- Well, I'll-I'll drive you home, please?
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- It's the least I can do.
- You know what?
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We will accept your generous offer.
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- Yes, yes.
- What the fuck are you doing?
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- [MAN] Hey, John, over here.
- We will be in that car alone
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with this gentleman
that owes you a debt.
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Which you will collect by feeding.
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- Hmm?
- Yeah.
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John Slattery coming to the
aid of the guy he just ran over.
238
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- Shotgun left.
- Fuck!
239
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- John Slattery, please.
- [MAN] You're a hero, John.
240
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- [MAN 2] One of the greats.
- [COLIN] He's not one of the greats.
241
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- He's a reckless driver.
- [MAN] You're a reckless
242
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- walker.
- Peasants, disperse!
243
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- Begone!
- [MAN] He call us peasants?
244
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- [CROWD GROANS]
- [MAN] Oh, rude.
245
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[GUILLERMO] Animal hospital?
Why are we-why are we going here?
246
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Ow! [GRUNTING]
247
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- [WHISPERING] This is for pets. I'm not a dog.
- Shh! Potato, "potahto."
248
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[NORMAL VOLUME] Um, yes, hello,
um, I've got a broken familiar.
249
00:09:31,931 --> 00:09:34,784
- So, you're gonna want to go around that corner...
- Yeah, I've been here before.
250
00:09:34,795 --> 00:09:36,920
There is nothing to see here.
251
00:09:36,953 --> 00:09:40,794
It is just a Doberman
with a floppy tail.
252
00:09:41,510 --> 00:09:43,013
- Hold on tight.
- Wait, where are we going?
253
00:09:43,024 --> 00:09:44,357
- Uh, through the wall.
- No, no stop!
254
00:09:44,368 --> 00:09:45,772
- That's a solid wall.
- No, it's not.
255
00:09:45,783 --> 00:09:49,722
No. No! No! [GASPING] Okay.
256
00:09:49,733 --> 00:09:51,937
- That was kind of cool.
- It's just a common cold, so there's gonna be sneezing
257
00:09:51,983 --> 00:09:54,884
and coughing and that is
gonna be a burden on you,
258
00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:58,266
so I have a recommendation.
And that is put her down.
259
00:09:58,277 --> 00:10:01,918
- Oh, gosh, you really think so?
- [DOCTOR] Even if she recovers
260
00:10:01,929 --> 00:10:04,074
from this cold, she's...
261
00:10:04,085 --> 00:10:05,905
good God, she's, like, almost 40.
262
00:10:05,916 --> 00:10:07,804
She might squeeze out
a few more good years,
263
00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,686
but we're talking quality of life.
264
00:10:09,697 --> 00:10:11,233
Okay, let's do it.
265
00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,879
No, fuck this. I'm out of here.
266
00:10:12,890 --> 00:10:14,911
Oh, calm, down, it'll be okay.
267
00:10:14,922 --> 00:10:16,258
No!
268
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[NADJA] Got a live one.
[LAUGHS] Thanks, guys.
269
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- [DOCTOR] Sedate him, Jack.
- No.
270
00:10:21,019 --> 00:10:22,723
- [NADJA] Fantastic.
- [DOCTOR] That's it.
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[NADJA] Aw.
272
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Sweet dreams, Guillermo.
273
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- [LAUGHS]
- [DOCTOR] Yeah, perfect.
274
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[JOHN] You, uh, you okay back there?
275
00:10:30,126 --> 00:10:31,763
You look like shit.
276
00:10:31,774 --> 00:10:34,718
Well, yeah, I mean,
you ran over my foot.
277
00:10:34,729 --> 00:10:37,016
Sorry about all the cell
phone pictures and stuff.
278
00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:38,436
You know, you would
that people in New York
279
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would have seen a famous actor before.
280
00:10:40,408 --> 00:10:42,866
It is quite all right, John Slattery.
281
00:10:42,877 --> 00:10:44,607
You have our gratitude.
282
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[WHISPERS] Drain him.
283
00:10:46,665 --> 00:10:49,628
[NORMAL VOLUME] Do you
find it, uh, difficult?
284
00:10:50,228 --> 00:10:53,106
- What?
- Do you find it difficult
285
00:10:53,139 --> 00:10:55,110
being an older actor?
286
00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:57,125
Having to memorize lines?
287
00:10:57,136 --> 00:10:59,074
Especially when you've been drinking.
288
00:10:59,085 --> 00:11:01,725
Slattery... that's an Irish name, right?
289
00:11:01,736 --> 00:11:03,253
Wait, s-say that last part again.
290
00:11:03,264 --> 00:11:05,787
What, "Slattery's an Irish name"?
291
00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:09,303
I mean, I personally
don't mind the Irish.
292
00:11:09,314 --> 00:11:12,510
But I just don't like it when
they try to sound intelligent.
293
00:11:12,521 --> 00:11:14,470
Huh, wow.
294
00:11:15,002 --> 00:11:18,104
- I could listen to you talk for hours.
- Exsqueeze me?
295
00:11:18,115 --> 00:11:20,230
I mean, not to what you're
saying, but to that accent.
296
00:11:20,241 --> 00:11:22,607
It's just so specific.
Where are you from?
297
00:11:22,618 --> 00:11:24,787
- Well...
- Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me. Upper Midwest.
298
00:11:24,798 --> 00:11:27,040
For sure. Uh, Wisconsin?
299
00:11:27,073 --> 00:11:29,044
But not eastern Wisconsin,
that would have more of
300
00:11:29,077 --> 00:11:31,148
a Germanic influence to it, am I right?
301
00:11:31,181 --> 00:11:33,821
Are you, like, prepping
for a role or something?
302
00:11:33,854 --> 00:11:36,292
No, this isn't for a
role. I just love accents.
303
00:11:36,325 --> 00:11:38,229
People are just walking
stories, you know?
304
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:41,102
In all their fascination
and specificity.
305
00:11:41,113 --> 00:11:42,326
You ever see the movie Spotlight?
306
00:11:42,337 --> 00:11:45,076
About the Boston Globe reporters
307
00:11:45,087 --> 00:11:48,895
who uncovered the sexual abuse
coverup in the Catholic church?
308
00:11:48,906 --> 00:11:50,434
- Yeah, exactly.
- No.
309
00:11:50,445 --> 00:11:52,920
Oh. Well, in that I
played Ben Bradlee, Jr.
310
00:11:52,931 --> 00:11:55,218
And that character
begins with the accent,
311
00:11:55,229 --> 00:11:57,590
because the real Bradlee is from Boston.
312
00:11:57,601 --> 00:11:59,347
But he's an upper-crust guy.
313
00:11:59,358 --> 00:12:03,038
[BOSTON ACCENT] Not like some
jamoke standing around Kelly's Tavern
314
00:12:03,049 --> 00:12:05,111
in, uh, Revere Beach,
you know what I mean?
315
00:12:05,122 --> 00:12:07,465
- Very good, John Slattery.
- [REGULAR ACCENT] Not bad, right?
316
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:08,743
- But I was talking to him.
- Oh.
317
00:12:08,754 --> 00:12:11,251
[JOHN] You know, it's funny, I had
this babysitter when I was a kid.
318
00:12:11,262 --> 00:12:13,043
She was Irish. Her name was Vivian.
319
00:12:13,054 --> 00:12:15,359
But again, sorry for your loss.
320
00:12:15,370 --> 00:12:17,893
She was just a familiar, but thank you.
321
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,813
It is kind of nice to think of Cathy
322
00:12:19,846 --> 00:12:21,482
on that rainbow bridge,
323
00:12:21,516 --> 00:12:23,319
doing stuff with her familiar friends.
324
00:12:23,330 --> 00:12:26,036
Having spaghetti or whatever
it is they dream of doing.
325
00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:28,306
Well, they're in a better place now.
326
00:12:28,317 --> 00:12:30,303
- Yes.
- [MUTTERS] I wish I was.
327
00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:32,894
- I'm looking for a Nadja.
- [NORMAL VOLUME] Oh, yes.
328
00:12:32,905 --> 00:12:34,626
- Please, can we go?
- Well,
329
00:12:34,637 --> 00:12:36,962
Guillermo's ankle is healing up nicely,
330
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:39,078
which is very unusual, so...
331
00:12:39,089 --> 00:12:42,095
just to be safe...
I say we put him down.
332
00:12:42,209 --> 00:12:43,479
He could break that ankle again,
333
00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:45,441
he could break the other ankle or
334
00:12:45,452 --> 00:12:47,473
- he could just bitch a lot.
- Hmm.
335
00:12:47,484 --> 00:12:49,160
Think we're just gonna take him home.
336
00:12:49,171 --> 00:12:50,997
All right. Well, that is your choice.
337
00:12:51,008 --> 00:12:52,689
- Yes.
- Oh, there's one more thing.
338
00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:55,206
The results of that blood work
came back and they're very odd,
339
00:12:55,217 --> 00:12:57,824
so I'm just gonna have it
retested, will not take long.
340
00:12:57,835 --> 00:13:00,708
I promise I'm gonna get you
out of here well before sunrise.
341
00:13:00,719 --> 00:13:01,922
[WOMAN SCREAMING IN DISTANCE]
342
00:13:02,688 --> 00:13:05,548
[NADJA] Now I'm thinking,
"They're going to test him again?"
343
00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:08,577
What if they find that Van
Helsing muck in his blood? [SPITS]
344
00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:10,820
I'm going to have to
get him out of here.
345
00:13:11,281 --> 00:13:13,019
[COLIN] Why are we heading towards
346
00:13:13,052 --> 00:13:14,556
the Verrazzano Bridge?
347
00:13:14,589 --> 00:13:17,042
Uh, are you-are you
taking us to Brooklyn?
348
00:13:17,053 --> 00:13:18,862
[IMITATING COLIN] Are you
taking us to Brooklyn? Are you...
349
00:13:18,873 --> 00:13:20,224
[REGULAR VOICE] That... It's
really... That's a tough one.
350
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:22,304
It's got kind of a twang
to it. Say something else.
351
00:13:22,337 --> 00:13:23,960
I don't want to go to Brooklyn.
352
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,675
[JOHN IMITATES COLIN] I
don't want to go to Brooklyn?
353
00:13:25,686 --> 00:13:27,089
[REGULAR VOICE] There's a
little bit of an uptalk there.
354
00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:28,710
[IMITATES COLIN] I don't
want to go to Brooklyn?
355
00:13:28,721 --> 00:13:30,275
- Can you let us out right h...
- [IMITATING COLIN] Can you
356
00:13:30,286 --> 00:13:31,730
let us out right here, please?
357
00:13:31,741 --> 00:13:33,047
[REGULAR VOICE] You also
have these interesting
358
00:13:33,058 --> 00:13:34,380
pauses in your speech, but
359
00:13:34,391 --> 00:13:37,222
I can't tell if they're
regional or uniquely you or...
360
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,904
It's just the most interesting accent
361
00:13:38,937 --> 00:13:40,140
- I've ever heard.
- Okay, fuck this.
362
00:13:40,151 --> 00:13:42,768
[JOHN] I mean, where are you from?
I'm sorry, guys. That's kind of
363
00:13:42,779 --> 00:13:44,348
mean, right? I'm not
trying to make fun of you,
364
00:13:44,359 --> 00:13:45,640
I'm just trying to get
it in my head, you know,
365
00:13:45,651 --> 00:13:47,187
it's all about muscle memory.
366
00:13:47,198 --> 00:13:48,602
Guillermo?
367
00:13:49,110 --> 00:13:50,195
Guillermo!
368
00:13:50,882 --> 00:13:53,199
Guillermo, why the hell
are you wearing a dress?
369
00:13:53,210 --> 00:13:55,700
Hey, Nandor, you made it. Hey, girl.
370
00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:57,113
Get your shit together, we got to go.
371
00:13:57,124 --> 00:13:59,300
No, I want to lie down.
You know they gave me
372
00:13:59,311 --> 00:14:01,950
some relax and it's making
me feel very medicine.
373
00:14:01,983 --> 00:14:03,868
[SPEAKS GREEK] They
are testing your blood
374
00:14:03,879 --> 00:14:05,899
and they're going to find
your Van Helsing germs
375
00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:07,645
and whatever else you've got
going on in there and then
376
00:14:07,656 --> 00:14:10,693
- they're going to kill you, so let's go!
- That sounds serious.
377
00:14:10,704 --> 00:14:12,179
Can I say something?
378
00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:13,317
- Nadja?
- What?
379
00:14:13,328 --> 00:14:16,168
I think you're wonderful
and I love... Ow!
380
00:14:16,179 --> 00:14:20,208
You're a crazy bitch. But I love you.
381
00:14:20,219 --> 00:14:22,361
You know who else I love is Laszlo.
382
00:14:22,372 --> 00:14:23,682
But he's a horny little bitch.
383
00:14:23,693 --> 00:14:25,727
I also love Colin Robinson.
384
00:14:25,738 --> 00:14:27,590
He's, like, a little boring bitch.
385
00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:29,404
Like, he's like an LBB.
386
00:14:29,415 --> 00:14:32,254
But, you know, the one I love
the most is actually Nandor.
387
00:14:32,265 --> 00:14:34,766
- Because he's, like, the queen bitch.
- [TAPPING ON GLASS]
388
00:14:34,777 --> 00:14:36,097
- [NADJA EXCLAIMS]
- Is that crazy?
389
00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:37,950
Hey. Who's that bitch?
390
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:40,493
Wow, you are such a miracle worker.
391
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:42,575
He is back to a red, shiny,
392
00:14:42,586 --> 00:14:44,591
fresh apple, so, think we're gonna get
393
00:14:44,602 --> 00:14:46,282
- the ol' dog home now. [CHUCKLES]
- Yeah.
394
00:14:46,293 --> 00:14:47,530
I don't think that's gonna happen.
395
00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:48,771
I have a question for you.
396
00:14:48,782 --> 00:14:50,402
Who turned him?
397
00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:53,761
- Who what?
- According to his blood,
398
00:14:53,772 --> 00:14:55,811
this familiar has been
turned into a vampire.
399
00:14:55,822 --> 00:14:58,396
Yes, it's early stages,
but he is well on his way.
400
00:14:58,429 --> 00:15:00,387
No, I'm sorry, there's
been a huge mistake.
401
00:15:00,398 --> 00:15:02,969
Are you regretting turning
him? Because if you are,
402
00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:05,630
you should have thought
of that before you did it.
403
00:15:05,641 --> 00:15:07,035
- Guillermo?
- Yeah.
404
00:15:07,046 --> 00:15:08,382
- A vampire?
- Yes.
405
00:15:08,415 --> 00:15:09,485
That thing?
406
00:15:09,519 --> 00:15:11,388
That loser is a vampire?
407
00:15:11,421 --> 00:15:14,394
Absolutely not.
Have you seen how lame he is?
408
00:15:14,427 --> 00:15:15,850
Science does not lie.
409
00:15:15,861 --> 00:15:19,180
Now, it must be recent
because he's still transforming.
410
00:15:19,191 --> 00:15:21,242
No one in our house
would do such a thing.
411
00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:23,874
Well, then we have a
very big problem, 'cause
412
00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:25,549
I'm gonna put him down.
413
00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,744
Well, you can't do that because...
414
00:15:27,914 --> 00:15:29,107
He is our familiar!
415
00:15:29,118 --> 00:15:31,790
- You need to let him go.
- Get your hands off of me!
416
00:15:33,910 --> 00:15:35,002
[EXHALES]
417
00:15:35,013 --> 00:15:37,107
Guillermo? Guillermo?
418
00:15:38,461 --> 00:15:39,953
Guillermo!
419
00:15:39,964 --> 00:15:42,587
Guillermo! Guillermo!
420
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:49,846
Guillermo! Guillermo, snap out of it.
421
00:15:49,857 --> 00:15:52,792
They think you are a bastard
vampire and they're going to kill you.
422
00:15:52,803 --> 00:15:54,585
- Guillermo?
- [DOCTOR] Come on, girl.
423
00:15:54,596 --> 00:15:55,744
Get out!
424
00:15:56,139 --> 00:15:57,447
Guillermo.
425
00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,719
Guillermo? Hello?
426
00:16:00,023 --> 00:16:02,357
Sorry. [CHUCKLES] Guillermo?
427
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,596
Guillermo?
428
00:16:04,793 --> 00:16:06,555
Nadja, hi.
429
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,236
What? You work here?
430
00:16:08,269 --> 00:16:10,315
Volunteer, actually.
431
00:16:10,326 --> 00:16:12,177
It's a way of giving back.
432
00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:14,897
I mean, who rescued who, right?
433
00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:17,053
- Have you seen Guillermo?
- Guillermo?
434
00:16:17,064 --> 00:16:18,702
Oh, no, no, not here.
435
00:16:18,779 --> 00:16:20,683
This place is just for strays.
436
00:16:20,694 --> 00:16:23,232
- I have a family.
- Hey! Eat your chicken!
437
00:16:23,265 --> 00:16:25,470
- [WHISPERS] He's not gonna make it.
- I can hear you.
438
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,608
Guillermo! Open!
439
00:16:27,734 --> 00:16:29,021
Guillermo.
440
00:16:29,876 --> 00:16:32,138
[COLIN] Uh, I don't...
think I can make it.
441
00:16:32,149 --> 00:16:34,354
[NANDOR] Of course you're gonna
make it. I know this is difficult,
442
00:16:34,387 --> 00:16:36,526
but you've got to be strong, okay?
443
00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:40,260
I want you to go in here
and ask to use the toilet.
444
00:16:40,271 --> 00:16:43,488
Then I want you to ask
for a sanitary wipe.
445
00:16:43,499 --> 00:16:44,798
Then I want you to ask
446
00:16:44,831 --> 00:16:46,768
when the last time
they cleaned the toilet.
447
00:16:46,779 --> 00:16:48,349
Then I want you to tell them
448
00:16:48,366 --> 00:16:50,290
you're gonna take a nice big shit, okay?
449
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,051
It's gonna buy you a
few more hours of energy.
450
00:16:52,062 --> 00:16:54,818
- Whoa! Get the fuck out!
- [COLIN] Oh, fuck.
451
00:16:54,829 --> 00:16:57,500
- May I use your toilet?
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
452
00:16:58,381 --> 00:16:59,639
Yo!
453
00:16:59,672 --> 00:17:01,643
It's my guy from TikTok.
454
00:17:01,676 --> 00:17:02,994
What?
455
00:17:03,331 --> 00:17:05,693
Whoa! Nobody fucking move.
456
00:17:08,605 --> 00:17:11,259
- ♪ Jump around... ♪
- [NANDOR] Colin Robinson, that's you.
457
00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:12,779
- [COLIN] Oh, for crying out loud.
- Yeah.
458
00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:15,353
[NANDOR] How did they make
this so quick? And the music?
459
00:17:15,364 --> 00:17:16,735
Aah!
460
00:17:16,772 --> 00:17:17,981
[NANDOR] Nice shot.
461
00:17:18,094 --> 00:17:20,533
Thank you so much! You saved my store!
462
00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:23,174
- He did?
- How clean's your toi...
463
00:17:23,185 --> 00:17:25,390
- It's...
- No!
464
00:17:25,401 --> 00:17:26,733
Colin Robinson!
465
00:17:26,985 --> 00:17:29,420
- Guillermo!
- You can't be back here.
466
00:17:29,431 --> 00:17:30,705
Move!
467
00:17:31,282 --> 00:17:33,253
- Fuck off!
- [SCREAMS]
468
00:17:33,264 --> 00:17:35,369
- Guillermo!
- Hey, girl.
469
00:17:35,577 --> 00:17:37,317
Get off him! Get away!
470
00:17:37,328 --> 00:17:40,327
- He's mine!
- [GRUNTING]
471
00:17:40,984 --> 00:17:42,191
[SCREAMING]
472
00:17:42,202 --> 00:17:44,761
Get off him! Get off!
473
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,943
Shoo! Scram!
474
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,471
[WHIMPERING]
475
00:17:49,688 --> 00:17:50,794
Now, what the fuck, man?
476
00:17:50,805 --> 00:17:52,834
This doctor tells me
you're almost a vampire?
477
00:17:52,845 --> 00:17:54,882
Oops, I have a little secret.
478
00:17:54,915 --> 00:17:57,755
- Focus, Guillermo. The truth now.
- [GROANS]
479
00:17:57,788 --> 00:17:59,826
Fine! Okay?
480
00:18:00,056 --> 00:18:03,092
I took my fate into my own
destiny and I had Derek do it.
481
00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:06,268
- [GASPS]
- I paid him to do it. He turned me into a vampire!
482
00:18:06,279 --> 00:18:07,394
Derek?
483
00:18:07,405 --> 00:18:11,276
You could have been turned
by a legendary vampire,
484
00:18:11,287 --> 00:18:14,423
and you gave it away to Derek?
485
00:18:14,434 --> 00:18:17,267
Nandor is going to rip your
face into a new asshole.
486
00:18:17,278 --> 00:18:18,482
Well, it doesn't matter,
does, it, 'cause these guys
487
00:18:18,493 --> 00:18:20,689
- are gonna kill me anyways.
- Oh shut up, you dumb dick.
488
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,733
I'm not gonna let them kill
you. That is Nandor's privilege.
489
00:18:23,744 --> 00:18:25,715
- Now, come on, let's go.
- [DOOR OPENS]
490
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,337
I told you, we need to put him down.
491
00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:29,903
That's not going to happen.
492
00:18:29,914 --> 00:18:31,377
He is coming with me,
493
00:18:31,388 --> 00:18:34,189
and his master will
decide how to kill him.
494
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,289
If we release an abomination
like that onto the street,
495
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,116
I'm gonna lose my medical license.
496
00:18:39,127 --> 00:18:41,077
[SNARLING]
497
00:18:41,088 --> 00:18:42,625
[GUILLERMO] Nadja! Watch out.
498
00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:45,382
- [GROANING]
- [GRUNTING]
499
00:18:48,650 --> 00:18:50,152
[NADJA] Help me, you load.
500
00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:53,800
- Oh, whoa.
- [GASPS] Good one, Guillermo!
501
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,128
- Ow.
- Yes!
502
00:18:55,608 --> 00:18:56,673
Nice one.
503
00:18:56,888 --> 00:18:58,658
- Ha!
- Watch out!
504
00:18:58,676 --> 00:19:00,011
[GRUNTING]
505
00:19:01,844 --> 00:19:03,348
[HISSES]
506
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,063
[GRUNTING]
507
00:19:05,074 --> 00:19:06,276
[GUILLERMO] Don't touch her!
508
00:19:07,206 --> 00:19:10,246
- No!
- [GRUNTING]
509
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,437
[NADJA] You're just a glorified vet.
510
00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:14,408
[GRUNTS] Guillermo!
511
00:19:14,441 --> 00:19:16,982
- Nadja!
- [GRUNTING]
512
00:19:16,993 --> 00:19:19,607
Get away from her, you bitch!
513
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:23,239
Oh! [GROANS, GRUNTS]
514
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:26,206
[EXHALES] [SLURRING] Thank you, Girerro.
515
00:19:26,217 --> 00:19:29,850
Oh. I think I might've got a
little bit of poison in my face.
516
00:19:29,861 --> 00:19:31,531
Do I look okay?
517
00:19:31,849 --> 00:19:34,649
- Yeah. You look... you look fine.
- Good.
518
00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:36,569
Now go and find your clothes and I'll...
519
00:19:36,580 --> 00:19:38,117
[SPEAKING UNINTELLIGIBLY]
520
00:19:38,128 --> 00:19:39,798
Let's go.
521
00:19:41,608 --> 00:19:43,733
Laszlo! Laszlo!
522
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,571
- What is it, man?
- Help!
523
00:19:45,604 --> 00:19:47,674
Quick, to the laboratory.
524
00:19:49,758 --> 00:19:51,738
- Laszlo, hurry. Please hurry.
- All right.
525
00:19:51,749 --> 00:19:53,553
Now, brace yourself, fellas.
526
00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:54,822
Turning the machine
527
00:19:54,855 --> 00:19:56,792
- on.
- [GROANING]
528
00:19:59,227 --> 00:20:01,480
- [COUGHING]
- Is it working? Do you feel good?
529
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:02,620
[COUGHING]
530
00:20:02,631 --> 00:20:06,697
- It hurt at first, but now I kind of like it.
- Yeah.
531
00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:09,685
- [GROANING SOFTLY]
- What exactly is the purpose of this machine?
532
00:20:09,718 --> 00:20:12,490
It's just a simple energy
transference device.
533
00:20:12,501 --> 00:20:15,473
I originally built it to
combat situational impotence,
534
00:20:15,484 --> 00:20:18,091
or whiskey dick, as you might call it.
535
00:20:18,102 --> 00:20:21,375
Oh, that makes sense,
'cause I'm getting a little
536
00:20:21,408 --> 00:20:23,045
tickle in my pickle.
537
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,078
Well, that's an accident,
'cause I removed that aspect.
538
00:20:25,089 --> 00:20:26,908
- Must be the vibrations.
- Could be.
539
00:20:26,919 --> 00:20:28,576
Or could be the smell.
540
00:20:28,587 --> 00:20:30,972
I really like the smell of burning hair.
541
00:20:30,983 --> 00:20:32,018
What about you, Nandor?
542
00:20:32,029 --> 00:20:33,934
How are you finding it?
543
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,057
Oh, fuck.
544
00:20:40,768 --> 00:20:42,739
- [MACHINE BUZZING]
- Shit. Turning the machine off.
545
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:43,753
[MACHINE POWERS DOWN]
546
00:20:44,228 --> 00:20:45,983
Reverse the process, Laszlo.
547
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:47,628
Well, I can't. It's too late, isn't it?
548
00:20:47,684 --> 00:20:49,521
- Look at him. Shit.
- [NADJA] [IN DISTANCE] Laszlo!
549
00:20:49,532 --> 00:20:50,934
- Get fucking downstairs!
- Shit.
550
00:20:50,967 --> 00:20:54,120
- Go ahead. I'll reenergize Nandor myself.
- How?
551
00:20:54,131 --> 00:20:56,244
- [NADJA] Laszlo!
- Well, if I can drain the energy from people,
552
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,737
I sure as hell can put it back in them.
553
00:20:57,748 --> 00:20:58,894
- Just go. Trust me.
- [NADJA] Get downstairs!
554
00:20:58,905 --> 00:21:00,843
- Coming, my darling.
- [NADJA] Don't you "darling" me.
555
00:21:00,854 --> 00:21:02,725
[LASZLO] Would I be
wrong in sensing some...
556
00:21:02,736 --> 00:21:04,874
- [SINGSONGY] Nandor? Hello.
- [NADJA SHOUTING IN DISTANCE]
557
00:21:04,929 --> 00:21:07,768
It's your boy, Colin Robinson.
558
00:21:07,801 --> 00:21:12,303
But I'm going to tell
you my real name. It's...
559
00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:13,630
Arthur...
560
00:21:14,688 --> 00:21:16,057
Simon...
561
00:21:16,117 --> 00:21:17,487
Santino.
562
00:21:17,521 --> 00:21:19,926
But I-I had to change it
563
00:21:19,937 --> 00:21:22,609
because people would
laugh when they realized
564
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:25,994
that the initials spelled out "ass."
565
00:21:26,071 --> 00:21:27,440
[GASPS]
566
00:21:27,451 --> 00:21:28,955
[WEAKLY] Ass.
567
00:21:28,966 --> 00:21:31,404
Do you know who it was
that pointed that out to me?
568
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:34,623
- [WEAKLY] No.
- It was my ex-boyfriend,
569
00:21:34,634 --> 00:21:36,447
- Davy Crockett.
- [EXHALES]
570
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:37,928
At the Alamo.
571
00:21:38,863 --> 00:21:40,500
- Really?
- Yeah.
572
00:21:40,511 --> 00:21:42,381
If-if you don't believe me,
573
00:21:42,392 --> 00:21:46,366
maybe this knife that Jim
Bowie gave me will convince you.
574
00:21:46,425 --> 00:21:47,894
[NANDOR] Ass.
575
00:21:50,318 --> 00:21:52,713
- [LASZLO] My darling, you need to calm down.
- I mean, what the hell?
576
00:21:52,724 --> 00:21:54,189
- [SHUSHING]
- We have a little two-faced bitch,
577
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,966
lying-behind-the-back vampire in the
house and my husband doesn't think
578
00:21:56,977 --> 00:21:58,763
- I need to know about it?
- Cool it, my darling.
579
00:21:58,774 --> 00:22:00,439
I'm just trying to find a cure.
580
00:22:00,472 --> 00:22:02,745
All right? Now,
if I can stop the transformation,
581
00:22:02,778 --> 00:22:04,640
maybe Nandor can turn Gizmo.
582
00:22:04,651 --> 00:22:07,503
You are a worthless piece of
big, wet skatá, Guillermo.
583
00:22:07,514 --> 00:22:10,114
- Yeah.
- When Nandor finds out, he's going to kill you.
584
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:11,367
And then he's going to kill all of us.
585
00:22:11,378 --> 00:22:12,474
- Mm.
- And then he's going to kill himself.
586
00:22:12,485 --> 00:22:13,681
- Then don't tell him.
- I'm not going
587
00:22:13,692 --> 00:22:15,028
to lie to my housemate to cover up
588
00:22:15,039 --> 00:22:16,434
- your treachery. [SPITS]
- [GUILLERMO] Just give me
589
00:22:16,445 --> 00:22:17,547
a chance to make this up.
When I did this, I didn't...
590
00:22:17,558 --> 00:22:20,169
Finally. Well, well, well.
591
00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:22,651
You've been gone all night.
What, you can't even call?
592
00:22:22,662 --> 00:22:23,965
Sorry.
593
00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:26,593
- They tried to put me down.
- What? Why?
594
00:22:26,626 --> 00:22:27,995
What did the doctor say?
595
00:22:28,028 --> 00:22:29,497
[LASZLO] Uh, uh, uh...
596
00:22:29,508 --> 00:22:30,811
[SIGHS]
597
00:22:30,886 --> 00:22:31,955
Yes?
598
00:22:33,236 --> 00:22:34,642
Guillermo is fine.
599
00:22:34,675 --> 00:22:36,444
Just your average weak-boned,
600
00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:38,426
- broken-foot familiar.
- [NANDOR GROANS]
601
00:22:38,437 --> 00:22:41,429
I guess someone won't be
cutting a rug anytime soon.
602
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,810
[NANDOR] Wait.
603
00:22:43,799 --> 00:22:45,502
Don't move.
604
00:22:46,632 --> 00:22:48,636
[SHUDDERING SOFTLY]
605
00:22:50,705 --> 00:22:52,376
- [GRUNTS]
- [CROAKING SOFTLY]
606
00:22:52,563 --> 00:22:53,799
What...
607
00:22:53,813 --> 00:22:55,584
the hell...
608
00:22:56,077 --> 00:22:58,081
is this?
609
00:23:00,405 --> 00:23:01,475
Hmm?
610
00:23:02,657 --> 00:23:03,826
Frog?
611
00:23:03,837 --> 00:23:05,641
[NANDOR] Really? A frog?
612
00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:08,390
A frog that flies and has hair
613
00:23:08,575 --> 00:23:10,783
and looks kind of like you?
614
00:23:12,203 --> 00:23:14,308
Guillermo, do you think I am an idiot?
615
00:23:14,319 --> 00:23:15,823
[WHISPERS] Say no.
616
00:23:15,834 --> 00:23:18,017
- [NORMAL VOLUME] No.
- [NANDOR] That's right.
617
00:23:18,370 --> 00:23:21,156
Because this is precisely what happens
618
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,974
when a little birdy
sneaks into this house,
619
00:23:24,007 --> 00:23:26,679
fucks a mouse, they have
a child that grows up
620
00:23:26,690 --> 00:23:29,095
that then fucks a frog
that looks like you.
621
00:23:29,172 --> 00:23:32,645
[SIGHS] This is a direct
result of your slacking.
622
00:23:32,656 --> 00:23:35,379
We are not running a
fucking circus here.
623
00:23:35,390 --> 00:23:37,126
- [CROAKING SOFTLY]
- Yeesh.
624
00:23:38,101 --> 00:23:39,666
Give him to me.
625
00:23:39,677 --> 00:23:41,491
You may have fooled him,
626
00:23:41,502 --> 00:23:44,683
'cause he has the IQ
of a Russian toilet,
627
00:23:44,694 --> 00:23:46,841
but I know you're up to
something, aren't you,
628
00:23:46,852 --> 00:23:48,656
you little sneaky Pete?
629
00:23:52,456 --> 00:23:53,825
Okay, Colin,
630
00:23:53,955 --> 00:23:55,410
- if I tell you something...
- [COLIN] Psych.
631
00:23:55,421 --> 00:23:57,260
I couldn't give two squirts.
632
00:24:00,933 --> 00:24:03,070
♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
633
00:24:05,590 --> 00:24:07,794
♪ It's in the blood ♪
634
00:24:09,938 --> 00:24:12,110
♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
635
00:24:12,408 --> 00:24:14,882
- ♪ It's in the blood... ♪
- [FROG] Gui...
636
00:24:14,915 --> 00:24:18,389
- ller... mo.
- Surely not.
637
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,607
Gui...
638
00:24:19,618 --> 00:24:22,056
ller... mo.
639
00:24:22,089 --> 00:24:23,633
- [CROAKS]
- [LAUGHS]
640
00:24:23,644 --> 00:24:25,585
Yeah. Carry on.
641
00:24:25,596 --> 00:24:27,202
♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
642
00:24:27,887 --> 00:24:29,825
♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
643
00:24:29,918 --> 00:24:31,764
♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
644
00:24:31,775 --> 00:24:33,779
♪ Get it or not ♪
645
00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:36,345
♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
646
00:24:36,619 --> 00:24:39,186
♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
647
00:24:39,290 --> 00:24:40,716
♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
648
00:24:40,727 --> 00:24:43,031
♪ Tell him or not ♪
649
00:24:52,851 --> 00:24:55,278
- ♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
- ♪ If you catch the cure ♪
650
00:24:55,289 --> 00:24:57,737
- ♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
- ♪ If you catch the cure... ♪
651
00:24:57,748 --> 00:25:01,690
- ♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
- ♪ You can tell without knowing ♪
652
00:25:01,929 --> 00:25:04,262
- ♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
- ♪ If you catch the cure ♪
653
00:25:04,273 --> 00:25:06,577
- ♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
- ♪ If you catch the cure... ♪
654
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,559
♪ It's in the blood, man. ♪
655
00:25:09,180 --> 00:25:14,180
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