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Ah! It's a beautiful day.
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To swing an ax at a tree.
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-Another day of
fixing the failures
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of those less capable.
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A Phil's work is never done.
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-Woo! What a day.
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-Truly, it was a day indeed.
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-And I know what
I need right now.
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As do I.
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Pie!
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Huh?
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♪ Let's live wild,
the world's our own ♪
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♪ We built this wheel
now it's gunna roll ♪
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♪ You know a spark becomes
a fire wherever we go ♪
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♪ Whoa-ho-ho ♪
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♪ Stuck together,
stuck, stuck together ♪
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♪ It's an evolution for
worse or for better ♪
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♪ To find some unity ♪
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♪ For all humanity ♪
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♪ Because we're stuck together ♪
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♪ In one big family tree ♪
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It's mine!
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-It's my pie,
Phil. I deserve it.
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-And what makes you say that?
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Besides the sea foam
occupying your skull?
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-Well, first, I'm awesome,
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and, B, I've been
doing chores all day
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to keep things
going around here.
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-And what do you think
I was doing all day?!
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-Sharpening your
elbows and knees.
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No! I
was doing chores
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to keep this farm running
at peak efficiency!
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And since my chores are
infinitely more challenging
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than the grunt work you do,
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- that pie is mine!
- Wait.
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You think your chores
are harder than mine?
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-I don't think. I know!
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Gimme that pie!
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-Your burly bulk is no match
for my dynamic dexterity!
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Mine!
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-Very well!
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You leave me no choice!
Betterman Blitz!
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- Give! Me!
- My! Pie!
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- You flesh lump!
- Phil!
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What's going on here?
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-Yeah. Grug, why are
you wearing Phil?
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-What? I'm not wearing
Phil. I'd rather wear tar.
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-Understandable.
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Tar would be a vast improvement
to this putrid pelt.
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I'm simply helping this
blustering behemoth
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comprehend whose chores
are most challenging
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and thus more
deserving of this pie.
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-And while Phil's
pie hole is flapping,
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I'm gonna eat this pie!
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-You will do no such thing!
Unhand that pie at once!
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-You two have done
the impossible!
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You've reached a new low.
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-Exactly. And you don't
have to fight over a pie
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because I always have a backup
pie to keep the pie peace.
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-It's not about the pie.
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It's the
pie principle!
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I don't want this pie.
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I want that pie.
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-Don't be stubborn,
Phil. Pie is pie.
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-Sorry, but Phil's right.
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It's this pie or die.
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-Indeed. It's a simple
a matter of pie Q, dear.
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- Oh? Let's test your cry Q!
- Ah, ah, ah! Clearly,
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you two pie-babies
deserve each other.
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And for the record, your
chores are equally hard.
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But Grug can't do
what Phil does,
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and Phil can't do
what Grug does.
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So, it's pointless
to have a competition
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to decide whose
chores are harder!
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-Have a competition...
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-To decide whose
chores are harder!
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-Brilliant idea!
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-No! I said...
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-Grug can do what Phil does.
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-And I can do what you do.
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-That's what I just said.
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-No, you said Grug
can do what Phil does.
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-The point, you
biological dead end,
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is each of us will take
on the other's chores,
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and the last man, or
man-beast, standing wins!
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- Are you in.
- To stomp you?
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I'm all in!
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- Thanks for the idea, honey.
- Indeed, Ugga.
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You inspired this
glorious escapade,
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along with Hope's
delectable pie.
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-Nope. You're not
pinning this on me.
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- Or me.
- Too late!
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-Gotta be honest, Phil. I
didn't think you'd show up.
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You must really like losing.
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And you must really like...
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You must really like...
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You must really...
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You must...
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You...
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You must really like... eh...
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Oh! I forgot what
I was going to say.
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May the best man,
or almost-man, win.
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- Good luck doin' my chores!
- I don't need luck!
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- You do!
- No, you do!
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-Right! So, I can
give it to you!
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- Give what to me?
- Luck!
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-Huh? I can't hear you!
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-What did you say?
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-What?
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- What?
- What?
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- What?!
- What?!
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What?!
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- You're sure about this?
- That's what I heard.
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They're trading chores, and
whoever lasts longest wins.
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-Wow. This is exciting.
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Like a tornado that's on fire!
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-Yes! Scorchnado!
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And somebody just got a
new Thunder Sister name.
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Scorchnado!
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-You're right, Dawn.
It's gonna be a disaster.
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But with chores.
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-Exactly. Chorenado!
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Chorenado!
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-Are you done doing that?
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-Only time will tell.
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-Whatever happens,
it's gonna be good.
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Who do we think is gonna win?
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-Well, Grug's chores require
lots of heavy lifting,
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and that's not exactly
my dad's thing.
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-This soup smells divine!
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Ah! My back! Why is
this spoon so heavy?!
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-So, yeah. Pretty
sure Grug's gonna win.
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-I don't know, Dawn.
Your dad's chores require
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the one thing my
dad doesn't have.
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-A healthy way to deal
with his emotions?
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-No. Patience.
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Be careful. The soup is really...
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-Ah! Hot!
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-My back has stabbed
me in the back!
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Ah! Still hot!
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-That was a bad
night. For everyone.
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-Even the soup.
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-I still think Phil's gonna win.
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- Guy?
- Can they both lose?
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- No.
- Okay.
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I guess I'll go with
Phil winning then.
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But mainly because
science is on his side.
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-Yeah, but Grug never quits!
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-Neither does Phil.
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-Well, no matter who wins,
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there's only one thing
that really matters today.
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-Learning to respect each other?
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-What? No! Snacks!
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-Wanna make this interesting?
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Team Eep and Guy versus
Team Dawn and Thunk.
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The team that's
right gets to choose
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all the games we play
until the next moon?
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-Deal. It's on like Dawn!
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-And if there's snacks,
it's sunk like Thunk!
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Wait. I think I did that wrong.
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So, this is where
chickenseal eggs come from.
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Huh. Who knew?
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-Pfft! Collecting eggs is easy.
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- Grug's gonna crush this.
- Yep.
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He's gonna crush
every egg on the farm.
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This is
taking way too long.
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Huh?
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Stupid Phil invention that doesn't
work when you use it right!
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No wonder Phil
thinks this is hard.
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Because he made it hard.
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Time to make it easy.
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Mm...
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Why are you mad at me
for stealing your eggs?
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Yes! One left.
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-Hm...
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Ah!
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-Okay, I'm all snacked up.
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Let's erupt this volcano!
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-Hm...
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My dad and an ax?
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Not exactly a dream team. You
still think he's got this?
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-Phil built the tree house.
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He knows how to use an ax.
I mean, he has to, right?
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- Right?
- Okay.
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This ax is so heavy!
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It might even be heavier
than Hope's spoons.
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He's doing it!
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-I'm doing it!
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No, he's not.
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Ah! No, I'm not! Whoa...
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Oh. There has to
be a better way.
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Or a Betterman way.
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Okay, now I actually
have to do something.
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It took you countless moons
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to grow from small seed
to towering timber,
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and the Betterman Blade Bearer
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will undo that
extraordinary feat of nature
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in mere moments.
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Yes! One step closer to claiming
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victory pie!
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All thanks to you, triple B.
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Oh no! Betterman
Blade Bearer betrayal!
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Quadruple B.
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Hm.
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Hm...
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I may need to invent a Betterman
Blade Bearer Body Barrier.
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A quintuple B. Ooh!
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Ah! Ah!
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Quintuple B backlash!
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Six B's!
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Ah! Everything about
this moment is peaceful.
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Ah...
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-Beware Berserk Betterman
Blade Bearer Blade Breakdown!
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Seven B's!
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-Well, that happened.
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-Bug nuggets
successfully refilled.
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I didn't miss anything, did I?
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-Whoa.
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Phil needs to fix this leak.
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Oh, wait. Today, I'm Phil.
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-Stop a little leak? Okay,
Grug definitely has this.
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-You might be right.
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Nobody can bring things to
a screeching halt like Dad.
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-Right. Like every time
you and I are having fun.
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But stopping a leak?
That's Phil's domain.
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-Hm...
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Hey, I know how to fix this!
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'Cause it's like a game!
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Rock, leak, sharp rock!
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Ha!
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Sharp rock beats leak!
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Oof!
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Oh!
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Ooh!
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Huh. Leak beats sharp rock.
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But rock beats leak!
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Oh no.
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Leak beats rock, too?
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-Whoa! That leak got some air!
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-Grug! Stop falling
from the sky!
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-And rock beats Grug.
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-Spike nuts, lightly salted.
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Still nothing exciting to
see, huh?
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-And Grug thinks picking
screamfruit is difficult.
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Astonishing that humanity
survived his ilk.
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Loud, haunting, yet delicious.
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Move, you
bellowing berries!
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Yield, you shrieking sustenance!
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-The good news is this can't
get any worse for Phil.
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-Never underestimate my dad,
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especially when
it comes to worse.
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-Very well, basket. Let's
see how immobile you are
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when you feel the
full force of Phil!
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Ow...
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This is impossible!
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00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:24,119
Because I'm thinking
like a Grug,
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which means I'm not
thinking at all! Hm...
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Yes!
259
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:32,335
Get ready to
scream, screamfruit!
260
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:35,839
For mercy! But first, fawn
at Phil's fancy footwork!
261
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,800
Woohoo-hoohoo!
262
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,593
- Oh, no.
- Told you.
263
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,679
-Okay.
264
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:45,348
Phil's using liftberries to
carry a load of screamfruits.
265
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,349
Nice recovery.
266
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,351
Because science
is on Phil's side.
267
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,687
-Yep, and that's why
Phil is gonna win.
268
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,439
Science can carry the load.
269
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,869
-Is someone screaming?
270
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:12,417
-I guess science
can carry Phil, too.
271
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,377
-You know, from down
here, it's hard to tell
272
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,255
which is the screamfruit
and which is my dad.
273
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:22,552
-There. Screamfruit
without all the screaming.
274
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:24,846
Ah!
275
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,809
Yep. Saw that coming.
276
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:32,270
Ah! Oof!
277
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:34,731
That, too.
278
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,361
But that's a twist.
279
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,176
-I don't even mind if I
miss something this time
280
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,826
because I have mossmallows.
281
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,913
And this snack juice
is worth the squeeze.
282
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:53,249
Aah! No! Come back, mossmallows!
283
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,637
-Hey, Phil! Just doing
some jumping jacks
284
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,097
'cause your chores are so easy,
285
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,099
my body still has
energy to burn!
286
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,726
What happened to you?
Do you need a towel?
287
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:15,271
Or are you ready to throw
in the towel? Ha! Dry burn!
288
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,565
-What? Uh, no, of course not.
289
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,276
It's just that your chores
were so undemanding,
290
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:23,113
I decided to take a
leisurely dip in the lagoon!
291
00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:26,282
-Oh. Well, I still
have lots of energy.
292
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:27,617
-As do I.
293
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,621
-So we'll just keep doing
each other's chores?
294
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:32,956
-With glee!
295
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,417
Unless, of course, you concede!
296
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,544
-That all depends on
what that word means.
297
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,462
- It means give up.
- Oh.
298
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,173
Well, in that case, no.
'Cause I don't give up.
299
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,093
-Indeed. I've seen you eat.
300
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:47,470
But you can't. Eat. Chores.
301
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:50,682
So, it's only a matter
of time until you quit.
302
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,309
-Sure. It'll just take forever
303
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,645
'cause I'm. Not. Quitting!
304
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,440
- Yes, you are.
- Huh?
305
00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:01,401
-Your little competition is
ruining my painting time.
306
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:04,154
-And my yoga time. I'd
show you, but it's yoga.
307
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,114
-More importantly,
308
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,491
you've ruined the farm.
309
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,792
-Eh, it's not that bad.
310
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:22,505
-Actually, it is that
bad. But not to worry.
311
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:26,009
Grug will be happy to clean up
this mess just as soon as I win.
312
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,094
-No! Phil will clean it up
313
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,513
while I enjoy my victory pie!
314
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,932
-Wrong. You're both going
to stuff your stubbornness
315
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,517
and get over yourselves!
316
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,811
-Then, you're gonna clean
up the farm together
317
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,646
because this
competition is over.
318
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:39,606
- But...
- Grug.
319
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,066
- But...
- Phil!
320
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,275
-Ah. Very well.
321
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,943
Grug and I will
clean up the farm.
322
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,071
- Right, Grug?
- Ha! Never!
323
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,406
Okay, I-I'll do it right away.
324
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,493
- You made the right choice.
- What she said.
325
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,286
Don't cry, Grug.
326
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,330
Save your tears for when I win.
327
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:58,958
-First of all, I'm not
crying. B, win what?
328
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,086
Hope and Ugga said the
competition is over.
329
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,296
-True, but that
doesn't mean it's over.
330
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,256
-That's so Phil of you, Phil!
331
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,425
You talk talk words
that make no sense!
332
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,595
How can something be
over and not over?!
333
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,056
-Let me dumb it down for you.
334
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,225
We're going to keep
the competition going
335
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,560
without Hope and Ugga knowing!
336
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:18,728
Rhyme unintended.
337
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:24,526
I'm severing the farm in
half with this dividing vine.
338
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:27,112
First person to clean
their half wins the pie.
339
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,747
Hey! I didn't say go! No fair!
340
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,625
-Just when we
thought we were out,
341
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,918
they pulled us back in,
342
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,586
even though we never left.
343
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:46,965
-Yup. So, maybe we make
it even interestinger.
344
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,259
-Not a word, but
I'm still on board.
345
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,928
-Okay. Team Guy and I
versus Team Dawn and Thunk.
346
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,596
Losing team helps
the winner sleep
347
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:57,100
by making nightingwhale noises
all night until the next moon.
348
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,565
I don't know.
349
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:06,109
Nightingwhale noises never
really help me slee...
350
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,370
No leaning, all cleaning.
351
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,873
- That's my pie! Mine!
- Wrong!
352
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:23,209
-Because thanks to the
Betterman Garbage Go-and-Grab,
353
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:24,544
that pie is mine.
354
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,171
-Not according to my Crood Hands
355
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,173
That Move Trash to Your Side...
356
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,799
a-majiggers.
357
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:32,093
-Oh no, you didn't!
358
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,595
-Oh no, I did!
359
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:37,223
-Very well. You trash
talk the trash talk.
360
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,934
Let's see if you can
trash walk the trash walk!
361
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,978
Ha!
362
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,271
Oh, yeah?
363
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:46,107
Well, I see your trash,
and I raise you a...
364
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,735
-Racobra?!
365
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,403
Ah! That's not clean!
366
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,238
Ah! That's just mean!
367
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,909
-Grug scores! Grug scores!
368
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,411
-Yes! Scorenado!
369
00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:01,206
Scorenado!
370
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,916
-So you weren't done doing that?
371
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,793
-Nope. I left that door open.
372
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:08,254
- Are you done doing that?
- Only time will tell.
373
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,174
- Oh yeah. Forgot.
- Thunk scores!
374
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,467
-Ah, nice one!
375
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:15,553
The old racobra
play! A Dad classic.
376
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,098
-Yeah, but Phil has
the science to beat it.
377
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,432
- Probably.
- I don't know.
378
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,351
My dad doesn't
handle venom well.
379
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:22,519
Poison in general, really.
380
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,604
-Yeah. I've seen this
before on window.
381
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,774
- And my dad's gonna win by...
- No spoilers, T-Bone!
382
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,610
-Fun's over, pigators!
383
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,404
It's time for you
to head to your pen
384
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,281
and that pie to
head to my mouth.
385
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,658
-Just thought you should know
386
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,993
I took your racobra out of play.
387
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,753
And now, I'm going to
take you out of play!
388
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,297
By using cocobooms to
upheave your side of the farm
389
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,924
into a mess beyond repair. Ha!
390
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,843
-Cocobooms? Ha!
391
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,762
I'd like to see you try.
You throw like a Phil!
392
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:58,805
-Fair point.
393
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,807
Fortunately, I
don't need to throw,
394
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:04,394
thanks to my Garbage Go-and-Grab
slash Cocoboom Cannon!
395
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,063
Coco-no!
396
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,484
Caught every last one!
397
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,527
Huh?
398
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,696
There's more? No fair!
399
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,451
Huh?
400
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:23,079
-Game. Set. Pie.
401
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,331
Nothing can stop me now.
402
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:28,084
Except... Ah!
403
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,086
You opened the gate. How?
404
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,966
Gah! Racobras have
hands! I knew that!
405
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,268
-Do you think all that noise
is Phil and Grug cleaning up?
406
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,020
It better be.
407
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,688
Aah!
408
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,527
- Go away!
- Never!
409
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:56,613
- So, they ignored us.
- As usual.
410
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,448
-Which means we
have to fix this.
411
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,367
-As usual.
412
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:03,828
Ready... Ah! To quit... Ah! Grug?
413
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:07,499
Quit? Ah! Never! Ah!
414
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,376
-Well, then it appears you and I
415
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,145
will spend the rest of
our days dodging racobras
416
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,712
and cocobooms!
417
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,215
-Huh! That's a long time!
418
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,591
-Indeed! Too long!
419
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:19,219
So, perhaps there's another
way to end our standoff?
420
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,013
Death?
421
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:24,557
-Or something less
permanent! Like a tie!
422
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:28,061
A tie?! No way! I'm a winner!
423
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,605
Ah! A tie works, too!
424
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,774
A tie it is!
425
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:38,113
There. Now do something
about this racobra!
426
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,614
-You got it.
427
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:42,117
Help yourself to as much garbage
as you can carry, Dennis.
428
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:48,415
Problem solved.
429
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,917
- Is it?
- Whoa!
430
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,419
What happened?
431
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,087
What? We happened!
432
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,755
- You were here!
- Oh, yeah.
433
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:59,467
And all because we
couldn't share a pie.
434
00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:02,262
-Indeed. A delicious
golden brown pie
435
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:05,932
with a crust so flaky it
makes your troubles melt away.
436
00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:39,382
-Looking for this?
437
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,800
-Yes! How'd you know?
438
00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,802
-No. Not until you stop all this
439
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:45,388
and agree that both of your
chores are equally hard.
440
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,807
-Ugh, fine! They're the same.
441
00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:50,477
-Agreed. Our labors are equal.
442
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:51,728
Whether it's true or not.
443
00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:54,647
Uh, and it's true.
444
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:55,940
-Good. Glad that's settled.
445
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,193
And when you two finish
cleaning up the farm,
446
00:21:58,234 --> 00:21:59,194
you can share the pie.
447
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:01,613
-Very well. And
to think, Hope,
448
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,490
all of this could
have been avoided
449
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,241
if you had just made more pie.
450
00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:08,286
-Good point, Phil! Why didn't
you think of that, Ugga?
451
00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:09,829
Hm...
452
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:17,379
- W-w-why'd you do that?!
- Yes!
453
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:20,173
Uncalled for and, frankly, rude.
454
00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:22,342
-So, I guess we all lose?
455
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,469
-Sorta. But you
know what I learned?
456
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:27,514
-Not a real question because you're
not gonna wait for us to answer.
457
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:29,557
-I learned that
there's a snack limit.
458
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:32,894
Sometimes, you can have
too much of a good snack,
459
00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:35,772
and I'm snacked out.
460
00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:37,565
Ooh! Never mind!
461
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:41,277
Sky pie! Sky!
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