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Well, the good news is
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we're getting some
quality hang time.
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-Yup. We just gotta hang tough.
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-That's the spirit! Can't get
hung up on the small stuff,
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like being eaten
by a scorpulion.
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Maybe we should
keep it positive, Dawn.
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Right. I bet
we're delicious.
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- So what do we do now?
- Ooh!
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We hang in there. Nailed it!
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-Have we reached the
screaming part yet?
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-Yeah, we're there.
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-Oh no! Who will save us?
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Douglas?
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Whoa!
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Good boy, Douglas.
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-No. He's the best boy.
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Douglas! Douglas!
Douglas! Douglas...
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Huh?
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Oh, Douglas! I just had the
craziest dream about you.
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I'll tell you about
it in the morning.
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Looks like you're busy saving
the world in your dreams, too.
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Because heroes like
you never rest.
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♪ Let's live wild,
the world's our own ♪
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♪ We built this wheel
now it's gunna roll ♪
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♪ You know a spark becomes
a fire wherever we go ♪
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♪ Whoa-ho-ho ♪
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♪ Stuck together,
stuck, stuck together ♪
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♪ It's an evolution for
worse or for better ♪
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♪ To find some unity ♪
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♪ For all humanity ♪
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♪ Because we're stuck together ♪
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♪ In one big family tree ♪
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-I bet Belt cracks first.
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-No way! Belt is all
about self-control.
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But I think we know who's
gonna lose. Hint, hint.
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It rhymes with "rash."
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-Sash! Don't do it!
You're better than this.
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-Now, that's a great
place to keep your snacks.
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-They're not holding our snacks.
It's a test of discipline.
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Whoever can keep the treat
on their nose longest wins.
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-Cool. Can we play? Douglas
is totally disciplined.
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-Yes! Default win!
The sweetest victory!
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-Wait, wait. What does
discipline mean again?
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- It doesn't mean hungry.
- No? Well, either way,
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Douglas is still the
best pet on the farm.
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-Uh... yeah. Sure. The best.
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-Don't get me wrong.
Douglas is great,
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but "best pet on the
farm" great? I don't know.
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-He's the best at
lots of things.
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Eating. Sleeping. That.
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-He's a real triple threat.
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-Did you hear that, Douglas?
You're a triple threat.
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That's at least five
threats.
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-But seriously, we
all know which pet
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is the best on the farm, right?
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Chunky! Sash! Belt! Douglas!
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-Okay, maybe we don't all know.
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-But I know how we can find out.
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-So are you gonna tell us or...
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-In through the nose,
out through the mouth...
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Hey, do
you hear that breathing?
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-Yes! It's you! And it's
in through the nose,
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out through the mouth.
You're all mouth.
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-Mom! Dad!
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-What? What's the matter?
Is everything okay?
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-No, everything is not okay!
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We have a huge problem!
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-Oh no! Did your father
singe his eyebrows off again?
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-Phil's done that before?
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-Yes, and he looked
like an adult baby.
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It's not that.
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We need to know who the
best pet on the farm is.
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So, just tell everyone it's
Chunky, and we can move on.
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-Or we could just move on now.
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-I get your hesitation, Ugga,
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because, obviously,
the best pet is Belt.
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-It's okay, Mom. They
can handle the truth.
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It's clearly Sash.
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-And by Chunky, Belt, and
Sash, they all mean Douglas.
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Attaboy, Douglas!
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I'd like to see the
other pets around here
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get their heads
stuck in a beemu nest
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and slam into a tree like that.
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-As fun as that sounds,
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let's do absolutely
anything else instead.
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-Nice try. So, tell
us... which one is it?
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-I think they're all the best.
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-Or the worst. Either
way, it's a tie.
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That's just an answer moms give
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when they don't wanna
give a real answer.
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-Pick a side, moms!
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-We need to know now!
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-Well, how are we supposed to
answer that? It's impossible.
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- Unless we have a contest
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to pick the best pet!
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Pit them against each
other, have challenges
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that test their loyalty,
their intelligence...
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-And their special talents!
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Like making people laugh!
Do the pie thing, Belt.
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-Ooh! And Ugga, you and
I can be the judges!
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We'll watch them try their best
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and then we'll tell them
what they did wrong,
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no matter how petty!
Won't that be fun?
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-Fun? No. But, it's
gonna happen anyway
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because there's no stopping this
disaster. So, I guess I'm in.
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-I'm in, too! Wait,
what are we doing?
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-Then it's settled!
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Go get your pets ready, kids!
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Because we're gonna
separate the best pet
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from the other inferior pets
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based solely on our
opinions!
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-Oh, that's what we're doing.
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-Yep. Whether we like it or not.
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-Come on! Let's pit our
pets against each other
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in a competition they
don't understand!
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-Okay, Douglas.
I know competing,
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or trying in general
isn't really our thing,
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but we've gotta prove that
you're the best pet on the farm.
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So let's get you ready!
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Hm...
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Yeah, I don't know
what to do either.
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298!
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299! 300!
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Alright, that's it, Chunky!
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Now that you're warmed
up, let's get serious!
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-Whoa.
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I have no idea
what they're doing,
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but if it works for them...
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One!
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So let's never do that again.
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Okay, Sash.
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Find the strawpeary.
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That's five in a row!
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You really
are the smartest!
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-Okay, watch closely.
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Come on, buddy. You can do it.
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Find the bug nugget.
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Hey! Where are you going?
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Oh, attaboy, Douglas!
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Working smarter, not harder.
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- I like it. Huh?
- Keep it going, Belt!
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Well, you've mastered
juggling papynapples.
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Should we move on
to flaming axes?
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Ah! I was kidding. Put it out.
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Now, that is talent.
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But what's your talent, buddy?
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Hm...
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Ah! You beat me again,
Douglas! Way to go.
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You're a stare master.
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Okay, you got this
contest in the bag.
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Time for a pre-game nap.
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-298! 299!
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300! Ah!
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Still time to call this off.
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Chunky is a lock,
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and there's no shame
in avoiding shame.
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-Chunky might be strong,
but can he do this?
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-Or this?
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-Greetings, children!
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The olive-adoes are ripe
and ready for picking.
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It's backbreaking work
in the blazing hot sun.
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You'll love it!
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What on flat Earth is wrong with Belt?
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Has he been poisoned?!
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-No. He's spinning plates!
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We're having a contest
to pick the best pet!
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And Belt's gonna win.
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-A pet contest, hm?
How interesting.
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-Don't worry, Dad.
We won't bother you.
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I know you don't like pets.
Or animals in general really.
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-What? Absurd. I love pets!
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No, you don't!
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You called Chunky a natural
disaster of filth and fur.
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-In jest, Chunky! You
know I'd never insult you.
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And then admit it.
- And after all these moons,
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you've never once hugged Sash.
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Ew...
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Because...
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I didn't want her to
get too attached to me
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and abandon you!
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No, pets are my passion.
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That and cutthroat competition.
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But more the pet thing.
And, to prove it,
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I'm going to win
this pet contest
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with my pet Zenithees!
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-You have a pet named Zenithees?
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-Yes, but he's shy.
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That's why you've never
seen him. But you will!
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As soon as I convince him
to make an appearance.
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In fact, I'll get him right now.
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Don't start without me!
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- Clearly, there is no Zenithees.
- Clearly.
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- So we're starting without him?
- Clearly.
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-You have been selected
as a potential candidate
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to represent me, Phil Betterman,
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in a best-in-farm
pet competition.
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So, tell me! Are you a beast
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worthy of the name Zenithees?
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Excellent!
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Now, dazzle me!
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Eh. Next!
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-Welcome to the first...
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-And definitely last.
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- Best Pet on the Farm Contest!
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-Are we seriously going
through with this?
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-Absolutely!
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And, as we all know,
a good pet is loyal.
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They stick by you no
matter how many times
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you make fun of their topknot.
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-Hope. Pets. Not Phils.
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-Right. And they
stay by your side,
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even in the face of temptation.
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So, for
the first challenge,
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we'll see if your pet will stay
by your side in the face of...
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delicious ribs.
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Did someone say ribs?!
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Because I got ribs right here!
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And I didn't eat any
of them! You can check!
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Actually, don't.
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-So the pet that can resist
these ribs the longest will win!
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Ah!
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-And Douglas is out.
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-Oh, so is Thunk!
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-So is Grug! I call
dibs on the ribs!
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-Maybe we should start
before everyone is out.
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-Don't rush me,
Ugga. And... go!
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You got this, Chunky.
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Eye of the tigerangutan.
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I think you mean Belt's got this.
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Yeah, if by Belt you mean Sash!
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Because there is literally
no way she can lose.
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-Sash is totally gonna lose.
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That's why I'm Team
Chunky. Go, Chunky!
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-Chunky, no!
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-I knew Chunky would break.
He's no match for ribs.
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That's why I'm Team
Belt. Go, Belt!
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-Come on, Belt! You're
stronger than you think.
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I was wrong! You
broke my heart, Belt!
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You broke my heart!
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Woo! You got whip-Sashed!
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-Impressive. And
talk about loyal.
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-She sure is.
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It definitely helps
that she's a vegetarian.
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-Yeah, but so is Belt! Or was.
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- Yes! Sash wins!
- Huh.
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Because she's a Betterman!
And she's the best pet!
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Not that I have a favorite
because I'm a judge.
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A fair, impartial judge.
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- Obviously.
- I knew Sash was gonna win.
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-And in summation,
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that is why I believe you
are the perfect creature
252
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:28,104
to be my pet. So,
do we have a deal?
253
00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,776
A simple "no" would
have sufficed!
254
00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,736
Oh, wait! This is a simple no
255
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:37,072
in your language! Next!
256
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,074
-A good pet is smart.
257
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,867
When they're up
against an obstacle,
258
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,911
they always figure out
how to get past it.
259
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,121
Instead of letting a pipe
leak for moons and moons
260
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,956
because they can't
figure out how to fix it!
261
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,918
-Right. Because that's a
pet issue, not a Phil issue.
262
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,212
-If your pets wanna quit
while they're ahead,
263
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:55,590
or should I say behind,
I'll totally understand.
264
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,926
-Uh...
265
00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,886
- Too much?
- Dawn, this is a contest!
266
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,138
There's no such
thing as too much.
267
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:05,433
-Ooh, good. Then get ready
to live inside a bearacuda
268
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,977
'cause me and Sash are
gonna feed you to one!
269
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,939
-Good! Like the energy!
Also a little scared of it.
270
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,816
-Okay, buddy. Even though
271
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,442
you've never done
an obstacle course,
272
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:18,029
or much of anything,
I believe in you.
273
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,823
-So, for the second challenge,
274
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,991
you'll take on this
obstacle course!
275
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:26,162
The first pet to cross
the finish vine wins!
276
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,498
Unless I decide otherwise
because I'm a judge.
277
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,916
-Is that how judges work?
278
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,835
And go!
279
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,677
-Sash is definitely
taking this one.
280
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,095
-Uh-huh. 'Cause
Sash is winning.
281
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,722
-No! 'Cause Sash is winning!
282
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,558
And she won the last one,
which means Sash is a winner,
283
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,018
and I always pick the winner.
284
00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,079
-Except in the last challenge,
when you picked Chunky.
285
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,731
-At first, but then I
said Sash was gonna win
286
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,357
because Sash was winning.
287
00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:00,697
-Uh, Belt knows there's
more race, right?
288
00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,532
-Belt has a plan. Don't worry.
289
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,036
-Chunky! This is important!
290
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,455
Stop playing and start climbing!
291
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,298
-Told you Chunky was
gonna win this thing.
292
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:21,551
-Sure, because you've said
that about all the pets.
293
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:35,982
-And that was Belt's plan.
He may be sloth slow,
294
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,902
but when it counts, he'll
make you a Belt believer.
295
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,862
I declare the winner
296
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:43,114
of this challenge is Belt!
297
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,574
Because I'm a
judge, and I say so.
298
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:47,077
- And because he actually won.
- Yes!
299
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:49,245
I called it! That's
how you pick a winner!
300
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,414
-By picking them after they win?
301
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,749
-But Belt didn't win!
302
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,334
He didn't do any
of the obstacles!
303
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:57,671
-All I said was "first pet to
cross the finish vine wins."
304
00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,798
I didn't say how.
And as a judge,
305
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,841
my word is law!
306
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,594
-And as the other judge,
my word is "sorry."
307
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:08,098
-And Belt's word is
"dance." Victory dance!
308
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:09,808
Woo-hoo-hoo!
309
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,604
-We need to step it up, Douglas.
310
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,982
As soon as you wake up.
311
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:21,611
-So, you want to be
my Zenithees, eh?
312
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:24,322
Of course you do! Who wouldn't?
313
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,908
But to earn that honor, you
must prove yourself worthy.
314
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,201
And how does one do that?
315
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,787
By mindlessly obeying
my every command.
316
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,166
Next!
317
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:40,839
-Finally, the last challenge
is the talent show!
318
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,217
It's my favorite because this is
when my judging really shines.
319
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:47,345
-So, to be clear, this pet
contest is all about you.
320
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,515
-What do you mean? A
talent show has it all.
321
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,142
Music, dancing,
322
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,394
and a platform where my
opinion has ultimate power.
323
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,563
Besides, it's what
I wanna judge,
324
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,065
- and I'm the judge.
- You mean we're the judge?
325
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,735
- Yeah, we're the judge.
- You're not a judge.
326
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,903
Good one!
327
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,905
This isn't even fair.
328
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,365
Belt has so much talent.
329
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,908
They may not let
him leave the stage.
330
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,285
-Don't be so sure, Guy,
331
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:13,413
because Sash is gonna
bring the tree house down.
332
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:16,750
-Yeah, well, Chunky's gonna
set the tree house on fire!
333
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,377
-What? But, where will we live?
334
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,839
-Not a real fire, Dawn.
It'll just feel like it.
335
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,966
-Oh... In that case,
336
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:27,052
Sash is gonna blow
the tree house up,
337
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,304
grind it into dust, mix
the dust into dough,
338
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,931
and bake some tree house bread!
339
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:34,225
-Well, I hope you
and Guy are hungry
340
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,643
'cause when Chunky wins,
341
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,979
you two are gonna eat
that tree house bread
342
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,272
for loser lunch!
343
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,983
-Hey, what about us?
Don't sleep on Douglas!
344
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:44,235
Just because
Douglas is sleeping.
345
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,029
-Wouldn't dream of it. Ha!
346
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:48,281
Okay, Belt. It's showtime.
347
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,909
-Wait, Belt is playing
drums? He can't.
348
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,285
Sash is playing drums!
349
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:55,663
-Exactly! Right after
Belt. Good luck.
350
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,462
-Well, this challenge is
over before it even started,
351
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:05,048
'cause Belt is gonna
win this one for sure!
352
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,591
-Will you please
stop doing that?
353
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,052
-Doing what? Cheering for
whichever pet is in the lead
354
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,654
because all I care
about is being right?
355
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,847
- I'm not doing that.
- Hm...
356
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,185
-Dawn! What are you doing?
357
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,187
-I'm turning this
into a drum duel!
358
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,980
May the best sloth win!
359
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,482
- Judges?!
- I'll allow it.
360
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:25,026
- I don't care.
- Drum duel it is!
361
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,325
-So who's gonna win now, Grug?
362
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,743
-Belt. No, Sash.
363
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,161
No, Belt! No, Sash!
364
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:41,376
Oh no! They
beat themselves down.
365
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:44,421
- Ah, they went too sloth!
- Whoa.
366
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,381
They were really
good! Hey, Dougboat,
367
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,425
I know were gonna stare
your way to the top,
368
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,844
but I'm starting to think
we need to go bigger.
369
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,512
Do something inspiring.
370
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:55,390
Something that'll make those
judges wanna be better people.
371
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:58,268
Something no one else can do.
372
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:01,813
But, what?
373
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:06,484
Okay, Mom and Dad and other Mom!
374
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,362
Get ready to have
your minds blown.
375
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:12,282
-Thunk, honey, what
exactly is Douglas' talent?
376
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:16,911
-He can sleep through
anything. Watch!
377
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:30,717
It doesn't
matter how loud it gets!
378
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,594
He just keeps sleeping!
379
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,114
I
have to admit, it's pretty impressive!
380
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:37,533
-And the wind chimes
are a nice touch!
381
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,059
-This is Douglas' to lose
382
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,644
'cause he's
definitely gonna win!
383
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,188
-Mm-hmm!
384
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:47,233
-Okay, Chunky! Let's
see what you got.
385
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,419
Chunky's good at lots of things,
386
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:49,962
but I'm not sure the
stage is one of them.
387
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,572
So, if you need a snack
break, now's your chance.
388
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,741
Good call 'cause Chunky's going down.
389
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:55,742
Huh?
390
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:05,251
-Since when does Chunky
know how to dance like that?
391
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:06,836
That's not dancing.
392
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,756
It's a celebration of
life through movement.
393
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:12,676
And that's my expert
opinion as a judge.
394
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:16,096
I told you Chunky
would move us to tears!
395
00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:18,181
It's
just so beautiful!
396
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,775
Bravo!
397
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:31,403
-Well, I think
it's pretty obvious
398
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,113
who won the talent show.
399
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,989
At least to me
because I'm a judge.
400
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:38,493
-Guy and Dawn, sorry your pets
couldn't drum up a victory.
401
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,203
See what I did there?
402
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:42,205
Up top, Chunky!
403
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:43,873
-So? Who won the contest?
404
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,375
-Who's the best pet?
405
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,127
-Yeah! All the pets
won a challenge!
406
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,294
Well, except Douglas.
407
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:51,047
Sorry, Thunk.
- It's okay. It's not over.
408
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,132
Nope. It's over.
409
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,383
And now the judges will decide
410
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:55,468
who won after we confer.
411
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:56,636
- We will?
- We sure will!
412
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,263
Let's confer, whatever that is.
413
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,306
Do we need logs?
I'll go grab some.
414
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,142
Aw.
415
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,144
I really thought we'd
show 'em, Douglas.
416
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:07,105
I guess I was wrong.
417
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,606
Aw, you're right, pal.
418
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,316
Who cares what
anyone else thinks?
419
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,152
Because even though
you didn't win,
420
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,070
you'll always be
the best pet to me.
421
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,780
Stop the competition!
422
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,783
A true champion
has just arrived!
423
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,994
-Too late, Phil.
The contest is over.
424
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:22,495
It's in the judges' hands now,
425
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:24,706
- which are my hands!
- And mine.
426
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,499
And I'm ending this
as soon as possible.
427
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,101
If you want in,
you'll need a log!
428
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,669
Nonsense!
429
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:32,172
Those other pets are unfit
to share the same air
430
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,132
with my domesticated wildling.
431
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:37,052
Behold, in all his glory...
432
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,887
Zenithees!
433
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:44,184
-Phil! You brought a wild
tigerangutan onto the farm?
434
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,894
Have you lost your mind?!
435
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,729
-Yes, with pride!
436
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:51,441
Because I have tamed this
savage beast with love!
437
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,401
Now, watch as Zenithees performs
438
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:56,529
an exotic ribbon dance to
prove his pet supremacy.
439
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:59,949
Okay, Zenithees. Time
to bring the wow!
440
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:02,369
Now, remember to smile and
keep those toes pointed.
441
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,037
The judges will be
looking for that.
442
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,705
And a-one and a-two and a...
443
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,877
-Yeah, Zenithees is
definitely winning this one!
444
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:13,129
-You might actually
be right this time!
445
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,734
What do we do now?
446
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:19,219
-What we always do in
situations like this.
447
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,720
We fight!
448
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,765
-Yeah! Eye of the tigerangutan!
449
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,684
Or Chunky handles it.
450
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,520
Works for me.
451
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,532
- So, what's Plan B?
- We run?
452
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,742
-That would work. If we
could run through rock.
453
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,411
-Okay. Is there a Plan C?
454
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:51,710
-No. But there is a
Plan E. "E" for Douglas!
455
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,503
-I think you mean
Plan D, T-bone.
456
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:56,423
- No. Plan E.
- Yeah, but D comes after C,
457
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:57,674
and Douglas starts with a D.
458
00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,759
- Not following you.
- Here, I'll show you.
459
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,261
So I said, "What's Plan B?"
460
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,613
And then Eep said
it was too late.
461
00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:04,556
And then Dawn was like,
"Is there a Plan C?"
462
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,975
And then you'd say, "No,
but there is a Plan D
463
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:09,728
because D is for Douglas."
464
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,772
No, that doesn't work at all.
465
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,608
But Douglas will save us!
466
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:19,279
If he could do it in my dreams,
he could do it in our reals!
467
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,197
-Um, not sure that's true.
468
00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:26,953
-Is this how it
happened in your dream?
469
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,289
- Oh, no.
- This is way better!
470
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,293
I know you got this, Douglas!
471
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,170
Even if it looks
like we're doomed!
472
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:58,234
Douglas, you
did it. You saved us!
473
00:21:58,276 --> 00:22:02,280
- You're a good boy, Douglas.
- No. He's the best boy.
474
00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:04,783
-Well, that settles it.
475
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,369
Now we know who the
best pet on the farm is.
476
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:09,996
- We sure do.
- No doubt about it.
477
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:12,582
Yep. Couldn't be more obvious.
478
00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:13,851
Sash! Belt!
Douglas! Chunky!
479
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:16,670
-Which means they're
all the best pet.
480
00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:19,214
Just like I said
from the beginning.
481
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,882
-I said that from the beginning.
482
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:23,677
-Pie to celebrate?
Great idea, Hope.
483
00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:24,761
-I didn't say that!
484
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:27,681
Stay away from my pies!
485
00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:30,767
-Oof! That went so much better
than I thought it would.
486
00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:32,977
-Well, that didn't go
exactly as planned.
487
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:35,397
But, hiccups aside, I think
it's safe to say that,
488
00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:37,023
as a pet, Zenithees is...
489
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:41,277
Out for vengeance! Next!
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