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Previously on "Stargate SG-1":
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I wanna know
who this man is.
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OK, Martin, what's this about?
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- Who's he?
- Murray.
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You stopped taking yourmedication.
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I'm not crazy,
and you're not a psychiatrist.
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I'm running out of patience
and I really need to know.
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- What's that?
- A mobile computing device.
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I snuck it outta Tanner's bag.
It has multiple functions.
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So you gonna drug me again?
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It triggered what I laterrealised
was a suppressed memory.
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I'm not just interested in outer space.
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I'm from outer space.
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Early this morning, approximately 0230,
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the Kepler space probe captured
this image as it passed by Mars.
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- What is it?
- At first JPL thought it was an asteroid,
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but then they picked up
some strange energy readings.
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They tracked the object and realised
it was changing course and accelerating.
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Asteroids don't normally do that?
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No, sir. The only logical
conclusion is that it's a ship.
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- Do we have any way of identifying it?
- We do.
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The energy signature is consistent with
a technology we've encountered before.
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A year ago we found this pod
buried in a field near Billings, Montana.
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Martin.
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You mean the little guy with the pills
and the glasses and...
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- I thought his ship was destroyed.
- No, he said they came down in a pod.
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After abandoning the ship. He never
said what happened to it after that.
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If it is his ship, we better talk to him.
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Because it's on a course for Earth
and it'll be here in three days.
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Then we must locate
Martin Lloyd immediately.
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Hurry up, Major,
we need that force shield!
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I'm trying, but something's nullifying
the electrolyte on the generator!
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Try reversing the polarity!
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- It's not working!
- What do you mean?
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- I mean it's not working.
- God help us.
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Fire!
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And... cut!
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That was awful. We have to do it again.
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Check the gate. We are moving on.
Print everything! Nice job, people.
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- Good moves, Shawn.
- Um...
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Uh... yeah! Yeah, uh...
great... great job, everybody!
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Uh... yeah!
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Prepare foran x- treme adventure.
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Fourx- cellent heroes in
an x- traordinary new sci- fi series.
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Starring Nick Marlowe
as the wry Colonel Danning.
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As a matter offact,
it does say Colonel on my uniform.
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Hey, it's what I do.
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Yolanda Reese as the brilliant
Major Stacey Monroe.
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The field emitters are offline
but I can generate a feedback loop.
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Raymond Gunne as DrLevant.
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Dammit, just because
theirskulls are transparent,
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doesn't mean that they don't have rights!
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And introducing Douglas Anders
as Grell the robot.
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Wormhole X- treme.
Coming this fall, only on...
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Well, that looked... familiar.
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- I don't see it.
- Martin's involved in this?
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He sold the idea to the studio. He's on
the production as a creative consultant.
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- Then Martin has breached your security.
- Not necessarily.
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He got the whole thing from his
knowledge of the Stargate programme.
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If the air force disapproved
it wouldn't have got this far.
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Plausible deniability. In the event
of a future breach of security,
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we will be able to point
to this TV programme.
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If it stays on the air.
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Doesn't change the fact
that Marty sold us out.
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His motivations are of little concern.
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Our first priority is to find out
all he knows about that ship.
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Colonel, you're Wormhole X- treme's
new air- force consultant.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
Bigger, much bigger.
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- Copy that.
- OK, so tomorrow we got 46 extras.
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Make sure everybody's ready. Hair,
make- up, wardrobe, costumes and props.
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Has the props show- and- tell
happened yet? Man, he's gonna freak.
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Excuse me. Do you know
where I can find a Martin Lloyd?
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- He's one of the bigwigs around here.
- Copy that. Sorry?
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- Martin Lloyd.
- Oh, yeah, over there, by the trailers.
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- Thank you.
- Who's that guy?
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Oh, they went with green?
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OK, it looks good. Great.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! What is that?
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It's fruit. Scene 23.
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OK, scene 23 takes place on another
planet. So you think aliens eat apples?
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Why not? They speak English.
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Get some kiwis and spray- paint them red.
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OK. So, now it'll go, uh...
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"Nick walks into the garden of kiwi trees,
says'How like Eden this world is',
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and bites into a painted kiwi. "
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OK, um, you're the prop master, right?
So, you're a master of props.
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So, figure it out.
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That's what you're wearing? OK.
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- Looks good.
- Martin?
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Yeah, yeah. Can I help you?
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Jack.
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Colonel Jack O'Neill?
United States Air Force?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're
the new military technical adviser. Right.
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Listen, uh, don't speak to the actors.
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Martin, it's Jack.
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- Remember Billings, Montana?
- I've never been.
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- But I am going to Sundance this year.
- What about the name Tanner?
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Dr Tanner?
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Hammond? Carter?
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- Murray?
- Sorry.
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I've got a concept meeting in ten minutes,
and if I'm not there on time, well...
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well, they start without me. But come
back tomorrow and I'll show you around.
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No. Look at my lips. Big- ger.
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- What have you got forus?
- Well, here's news.
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I think Martin's had
his memory erased again.
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Claims he doesn't rememberme
oranything about last year.
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- Tanner must have gotten to him first.
- Yeah, well, I checked out his trailer.
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I didn't find any medication,
but there are a lot of vitamins.
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Send in a sample for analysis.
In the meantime, keep an eye on Martin.
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Yes, sir.
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Sir, if Tanner is involved,
Colonel O'Neill could use some backup.
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I agree with you, Major.
You leave in one hour.
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I cannot thank you enough, Colonel.
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It's been many bleems
since my people were enslaved
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by the minions of Lord Varlock.
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Hey, it's what I do... do.
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- Aw, this isn't working!
- Cut!
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- Nick, what's up?
- It's meant to be a love scene.
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We're walking through dead aliens!
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Right. It's continuity.
You just killed them all.
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Yeah, yeah. Well, can't...
can't we walk somewhere else?
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Well, Nick, there is no somewhere else.
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This is the planet we have,
between here and here. That's the set.
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The reality of the scene dictates that there
be dead aliens, cos you just killed them.
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- We can always go back to the script.
- No, we can't.
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We've established that
one shot stuns, two shots kills.
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- Nick just shot everybody twice.
- So three shots disintegrates them.
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OK, you know what?
I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that
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because that is quite possibly the
stupidest thing I've ever heard you say.
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Why are you looking at me like
I'm an idiot? Why are you on set?
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Go write something.
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Ooh! What colour is the beam
from the ray gun?
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We can't afford a beam. Sound effects.
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- It'll be great. You'll see. Reset!
- Back to ones.
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Look, Nick, Nick, Nick. It'll be in close- up.
The dead aliens'll be below frame.
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The audience is
gonna know they're there.
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OK. Kill the dead aliens.
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- Aliens off the set!
- Aliens off the set!
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I said "Aliens off the set. "
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Hey... it's what I do.
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It's what I do. It's what I do.
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- You're the new military adviser?
- Yes.
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You're the real deal, huh?
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- You seen action?
- That would be classified.
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Oh, I like that.
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Sorta like a "yes", but really a "no".
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This is realistic, right?
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The uniform.
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Camouflage.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. You don't want to be
a target out there in... space.
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That's exactly what I said. So why
aren't the aliens ever in camouflage?
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Oh, I... I fought for that, uh, Nick.
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But the studio wants the aliens seen.
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An alien wouldn't want
to be seen, Martin. Think.
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Maybe that's why they're dead.
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That helps me. Thanks.
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- Can we do this?
- Doing this!
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The X. I know what you're thinkin'.
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Um, it's a marketing thing.
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You see, I wanted to call the show
Going to OtherPlanets,
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but research says that shows with
X in the name get higher ratings.
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Ah.
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Aaaa- aaaa- aaaaand action!
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The ship's on schedule. Preparations
for departure are almost complete.
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There's only one problem.
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This is gonna complicate matters.
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Very well. You have my authorisation
to begin surveillance.
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Keep a low profile, Major.
We don't want to show our hand.
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- Dr Fraiser.
- Surveillance on Martin Lloyd, I assume?
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His house, actually, to help determine
if Martin's old friends have returned.
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- Tanner.
- Tanner may have been watching Martin.
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Carter and Jackson will try to intercept
frequencies broadcast from his house.
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Oh, so like a surveillance surveillance?
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In a way. Are those the test results from
the vitamins found in Martin's trailer?
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Yes. They contained
a significant amount of the chemical
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that Tanner used to block
Martin's memory before.
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Which confirms
what we already suspected.
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The question is,
what do they want Martin to forget?
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- Excuse me.
- No, because it undermines my authority.
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- Guys...
- Ah, Miss Reese.
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Uh, I'm having trouble with scene 27.
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It says I'm "out of phase", so I can
pass my hand through solid matter
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- or walk through walls.
- Yeah, yeah, cos you're "out of phase".
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Um, exactly.
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So, how come I don't fall
through the floor?
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- We'll have to get back to you on that.
- All right.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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No takers?
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This crew does not appear to enjoy
the traditional dishes of Chulak.
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- Show biz, huh?
- What happened to all the doughnuts?
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They were consumed by the drivers
before they retired to sleep.
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We wish to converse privately.
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Leave us!
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- Carter and Daniel?
- The investigation is ongoing.
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Sure the signal's coming
from inside Martin's house?
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I've gone over the triangulation three
times. I just have to match the frequency.
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Hold it. I've got somethin'.
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- Hidden cameras.
- Just like last time.
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Huh, look, I know it says
he's weightless in the script,
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but look what happens when
I scratch out the word "weightless".
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You see? He no longer
becomes "weightless".
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- He just "becomes".
- OK. Fine. Good.
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But how else does Colonel Danning
get past the giant alien guard?
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Why doesn't he just shoot him?
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- Who is this?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill.
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He's the new adviser. He doesn't know
he's not supposed to say anything yet.
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And you're telling me an officer can shoot
an alien without having to be weightless?
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- Sure. Why not?
- I'd like to hear "Why not?" more often.
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Now, the spaceship in scene 53.
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We have to see the ship.
It's crucial to the episode.
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We're gonna see it in their reactions.
It's like, my God, look at that ship! It's...
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indescribable.
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All right, you can do it. For $5, 000 less,
you can keep it in. Are we done?
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Uh, Marty has a problem
with a scene in act three.
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Oh, is that a fact, Marty?
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You have two- way travel
through a wormhole.
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- So?
- That's impossible.
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Matter can only move one way
through an open wormhole.
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The scene is scientifically unsound.
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OK, show of hands. Who here
has won a Cable Ace Award? Hm?
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Thank you.
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Oh, nice save with the
shooting- the- giant- alien beat. Clever!
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- Billy, make it go!
- Making it go. Back to ones, folks!
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I am the creative consultant on this show,
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which means that nothing should happen
creatively without me being consulted.
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He consulted you. He just didn't listen.
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You know what he did before? A show
about a talking dog who solves crimes.
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So what if they had 100 episodes?
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- Poochinsky?
- Yes, Poochinsky.
230
00:16:59,128 --> 00:17:01,880
Great show. Hey, Marty!
231
00:17:03,726 --> 00:17:05,770
Um...
232
00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:12,296
what makes you so sure matter can
only travel one way through a wormhole?
233
00:17:12,207 --> 00:17:14,209
I must've read it somewhere.
234
00:17:14,404 --> 00:17:17,659
And this secret government team
that goes to other planets.
235
00:17:17,605 --> 00:17:22,236
- Where'd that come from?
- It's based on a story I wrote last year.
236
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:26,796
I couldn't get it published. I was about to
give up, and I got a call from the studio.
237
00:17:26,724 --> 00:17:30,060
To tell you the truth, I'm not even sure
how they got hold of it.
238
00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:32,712
So, you just made it up?
239
00:17:33,923 --> 00:17:37,468
Never ask a writer
where he gets his ideas.
240
00:17:38,482 --> 00:17:40,652
In truth, we don't know.
241
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,077
- O'Neill.
- Colonel, we were right.
242
00:17:50,121 --> 00:17:53,124
Tanner and the others
have Martin under surveillance.
243
00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:56,999
It can't be a coincidence. It has to be
to do with the arrival of that ship.
244
00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,422
They may have tried to infiltrate
the studio. I'll see what I can dig up.
245
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,359
Fire in the hole!
246
00:18:04,638 --> 00:18:09,019
Bigger! What is it about the word
"bigger" that you don't understand?
247
00:18:16,157 --> 00:18:19,494
The auditions are
in that building over there.
248
00:18:19,436 --> 00:18:22,856
I'm not auditioning. I'm with the air force.
249
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,520
Colonel Jack O'Neill.
250
00:18:28,796 --> 00:18:30,423
Really.
251
00:18:32,075 --> 00:18:34,743
Do you keep a record
of everyone who comes and goes?
252
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,924
It's for a security check.
253
00:18:36,954 --> 00:18:43,044
One of our generals is doing a guest spot
on the show. It's a small but pivotal role.
254
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:46,084
I've got the licence plates
of every vehicle on file.
255
00:18:46,074 --> 00:18:49,618
Great. Would you mind
emailing them to that address?
256
00:18:49,593 --> 00:18:52,096
- OK. Sure.
- Thank you.
257
00:18:52,712 --> 00:18:54,756
I like the uniform.
258
00:19:01,232 --> 00:19:04,903
Why would somebody
with two PhDs become a teamster?
259
00:19:04,872 --> 00:19:06,915
The money, I guess.
260
00:19:07,871 --> 00:19:11,250
Wait a minute. This guy looks familiar.
261
00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:15,166
You're right. That's one of Tanner's men.
262
00:19:15,191 --> 00:19:20,195
Oh, according to this, he's a production
assistant named Steve Austin.
263
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,499
I think we better pay Steve a little visit.
264
00:19:47,744 --> 00:19:50,999
- He's on his way up.
- Copy.
265
00:20:18,821 --> 00:20:20,865
Hello?
266
00:20:54,218 --> 00:20:56,552
So, where the hell did he go?
267
00:20:59,017 --> 00:21:02,854
Princess, I've seen a lot over the years:
the crystal rivers of Aradale,
268
00:21:02,816 --> 00:21:05,652
the blue volcanoes of Kash- tol- remi,
269
00:21:05,654 --> 00:21:09,491
even the starfires of Grablek 6,
270
00:21:11,815 --> 00:21:14,359
but none of it compares to you.
271
00:21:15,253 --> 00:21:17,298
What the...?
272
00:21:17,894 --> 00:21:20,563
- Cut!
- What was that? Who was that?
273
00:21:20,534 --> 00:21:22,952
- Tail slate.
- I want a name.
274
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,876
It's me. Sorry, Nick.
275
00:21:26,892 --> 00:21:29,311
No problem. I'm sure it's important.
276
00:21:30,173 --> 00:21:33,675
- OK, that's lunch.
- Let me show you somethin' in my trailer.
277
00:21:36,852 --> 00:21:39,770
- O'Neill.
- Sir, we lost him.
278
00:21:39,730 --> 00:21:42,066
One minute he was here,
the next he was gone.
279
00:21:42,090 --> 00:21:45,635
- Yeah, they have a habit of doing that.
- We do have one lead, though.
280
00:21:45,651 --> 00:21:49,613
He made a quick phone call. We traced it
to a warehouse on the East Side.
281
00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:50,820
Bring backup this time.
282
00:21:50,890 --> 00:21:55,519
We don't have long before the ship enters
orbit. You'll have to confront Martin.
283
00:21:55,449 --> 00:21:57,492
I will.
284
00:22:12,727 --> 00:22:14,854
Let's go. You know what I was thinkin'?
285
00:22:14,886 --> 00:22:18,141
You know what this show needs?
A sexy female alien.
286
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:20,337
- Trust me.
- Marty! Marty, you got a second?
287
00:22:20,366 --> 00:22:24,412
Oh, well, now's not really a good time.
I'm supposed to have...
288
00:22:26,085 --> 00:22:28,170
OK, now's good.
289
00:22:28,204 --> 00:22:31,459
"The colonel stood before
the pool of shimmering light,
290
00:22:31,403 --> 00:22:35,450
fascinated by the dancing ripples
in the event horizon. "
291
00:22:35,364 --> 00:22:38,200
"What mysteries lay beyond
this mystical portal?"
292
00:22:38,163 --> 00:22:42,835
"What wonders awaited him
and his band of stalwart cohorts?"
293
00:22:43,722 --> 00:22:45,767
- Pretty good, huh?
- Damn good.
294
00:22:45,802 --> 00:22:50,016
The only difference from the original is
that there was a fifth member of the team.
295
00:22:50,041 --> 00:22:52,545
He was a handsome, smooth- talkin' alien
296
00:22:52,561 --> 00:22:56,523
who was stranded on Earth
when his crew deserted him.
297
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,942
The, uh, producers
made me cut that part out.
298
00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:02,087
You have no clue
where you got this idea?
299
00:23:02,121 --> 00:23:04,205
Well, like I said...
300
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:07,076
Martin, it's all true.
301
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:13,204
- What are you talking about?
- Wormholes, travelling to other planets:
302
00:23:13,358 --> 00:23:15,903
it's all real.
303
00:23:17,278 --> 00:23:20,198
I command a unit called SG-1.
304
00:23:20,718 --> 00:23:23,805
It's the advance team
of a secret military operation.
305
00:23:23,876 --> 00:23:27,714
We explore the universe
through a device called the Stargate.
306
00:23:28,557 --> 00:23:32,144
- The crew put you up to this, didn't they?
- Here's the kicker, Marty.
307
00:23:32,116 --> 00:23:36,329
You know all about it.
You've been through the Stargate.
308
00:23:36,276 --> 00:23:39,278
Unfortunately, you've had
your memory erased.
309
00:23:39,234 --> 00:23:43,448
So, what? Um...
I'm a member of this SG-1?
310
00:23:43,394 --> 00:23:46,147
- No.
- Then, how do I know about it?
311
00:23:49,075 --> 00:23:52,411
Because you're not
just interested in outer space.
312
00:23:52,394 --> 00:23:55,396
You're from outer space.
313
00:23:56,993 --> 00:24:02,750
Is this a pitch? Alien crash- lands.
We have to find him before it's too late.
314
00:24:02,592 --> 00:24:05,010
- Only, his memory's been erased.
- Martin.
315
00:24:05,031 --> 00:24:07,951
No, no, no. It's not bad.
If we just add a twist...
316
00:24:13,030 --> 00:24:15,450
I'm needed on the set.
317
00:24:15,471 --> 00:24:20,518
Why don't you type up what you have?
I'll take a look at the coverage on it.
318
00:24:21,470 --> 00:24:23,096
Oh, uh...
319
00:24:23,150 --> 00:24:24,859
No promises.
320
00:24:34,709 --> 00:24:37,545
- Perimeter's secure. Awaiting orders.
- Let's move in.
321
00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:39,551
Move in! Move in!
322
00:24:49,506 --> 00:24:51,465
Nobody move!
323
00:24:52,465 --> 00:24:55,302
Drop your weapons! Drop them!
324
00:25:00,224 --> 00:25:05,145
- Lower your weapons!
- You drop your weapons. Now.
325
00:25:05,065 --> 00:25:07,483
I'm Major Carter, United States Air Force.
326
00:25:07,503 --> 00:25:10,048
And I'm Agent Malcolm Barrett, NID.
327
00:25:14,982 --> 00:25:19,363
- NID? What the hell's going on here?
- We've been set up.
328
00:25:25,661 --> 00:25:29,957
Hello? Someone paged me to stage six!
329
00:25:31,580 --> 00:25:33,625
Hello?
330
00:25:44,019 --> 00:25:46,063
Hello?
331
00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:57,501
- Hey!
- Ah!
332
00:25:58,778 --> 00:26:00,946
Marty, relax.
333
00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:04,625
What's goin' on?
334
00:26:04,696 --> 00:26:07,450
I guess the crew's just playing a prank
335
00:26:07,415 --> 00:26:10,919
by paging me to a stage
we're not shooting on.
336
00:26:11,256 --> 00:26:13,592
It... it happens all the time. It's, uh...
337
00:26:13,976 --> 00:26:16,019
out of respect, really.
338
00:26:16,895 --> 00:26:19,397
Huh! Hey, n- nice one, guys!
339
00:26:21,455 --> 00:26:23,499
All right, stay with me.
340
00:26:35,772 --> 00:26:38,276
Hello, Colonel.
341
00:26:44,892 --> 00:26:47,353
Tanner, I presume.
342
00:26:49,852 --> 00:26:52,688
- Is he with you?
- Don't worry, Martin.
343
00:26:52,770 --> 00:26:55,356
Everything will become clear in time.
344
00:26:58,289 --> 00:27:00,792
Gentlemen, the colonel's weapon.
345
00:27:23,646 --> 00:27:26,567
- This is really bad.
- Relax.
346
00:27:26,567 --> 00:27:29,653
They're shooting the big finale.
I have to be there.
347
00:27:29,605 --> 00:27:32,983
I can see how that's high on
your list of priorities right now.
348
00:27:32,964 --> 00:27:35,968
Couldn't you have dealt with them?
Why drag me into it?
349
00:27:35,964 --> 00:27:39,927
Marty! You are the reason we're here.
350
00:27:39,884 --> 00:27:43,387
Oh, don't start with
that outer- space stuff again.
351
00:27:43,644 --> 00:27:46,314
Martin, the vitamins you've been taking
352
00:27:46,284 --> 00:27:50,163
are laced with a chemical that suppresses
your memory. I had'em analysed.
353
00:27:50,124 --> 00:27:52,375
OK, fine. I'm an alien.
354
00:27:52,403 --> 00:27:55,906
- Whatever.
- They are aliens too.
355
00:27:55,883 --> 00:28:00,887
- They're from your planet.
- That is the stupidest act- four opening.
356
00:28:00,801 --> 00:28:03,888
You should stick with the air force.
A writer, you're not.
357
00:28:09,361 --> 00:28:12,530
Hey, how go the travel plans?
358
00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:15,512
Spaceship on time and all?
359
00:28:20,519 --> 00:28:22,688
I only ask cos I care.
360
00:28:22,718 --> 00:28:25,471
Uh, guys, I'm kinda out of the loop here.
361
00:28:25,478 --> 00:28:30,107
But, um, since I work in the TV business
and I don't really know anything,
362
00:28:29,998 --> 00:28:34,211
I was wondering if you would consider,
uh, letting me go, bec...
363
00:28:35,718 --> 00:28:37,760
Oh.
364
00:28:40,276 --> 00:28:43,113
I'm hoping that's your insulin shot.
365
00:28:50,555 --> 00:28:53,557
Honestly, needles make me kinda queasy.
366
00:28:53,515 --> 00:28:56,852
Don't worry. Just a little something
to help you remember.
367
00:28:56,874 --> 00:29:01,002
Oh, just tell me what you want me
to remember and I'll remember it.
368
00:29:09,032 --> 00:29:12,118
Yeah, yeah, we'll rewrite it. It'll be great.
369
00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:19,258
- Let's go over this again.
- You want a diagram?
370
00:29:19,271 --> 00:29:22,608
- They led us straight to you.
- The aliens?
371
00:29:22,590 --> 00:29:27,220
Yes, the aliens. Please, Mr Man in Black,
don't pretend you don't know about them.
372
00:29:27,111 --> 00:29:29,279
Now we can't get ahold of Colonel O'Neill.
373
00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:31,813
We have to go to the set,
find out what's going on.
374
00:29:31,829 --> 00:29:37,419
You're going nowhere. The NID's been
given full authority over this investigation.
375
00:29:42,429 --> 00:29:45,348
- O'Neill.
- Teal'c.
376
00:29:47,189 --> 00:29:50,942
- How'd you find us?
- I witnessed your abduction.
377
00:29:50,988 --> 00:29:54,700
- Where's Tanner?
- He and his men have again disappeared.
378
00:29:55,346 --> 00:29:57,932
The real money's in syndication.
379
00:29:57,947 --> 00:30:00,782
Martin. Martin, come on.
380
00:30:01,307 --> 00:30:03,767
If you wanna have lunch,
call my assistant.
381
00:30:03,785 --> 00:30:05,828
Marty!
382
00:30:08,904 --> 00:30:10,949
Colonel O'Neill?
383
00:30:11,903 --> 00:30:13,948
Murray.
384
00:30:14,305 --> 00:30:17,223
- You remember?
- Yeah.
385
00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:20,103
The antidote worked.
I remember everything now.
386
00:30:20,183 --> 00:30:23,436
Marty, what happened?
Why'd they drug you again?
387
00:30:23,423 --> 00:30:25,424
They didn't.
388
00:30:27,423 --> 00:30:29,884
- I did it to myself.
- For what reason?
389
00:30:29,902 --> 00:30:36,866
When we went back to my planet and we
saw that it was gone, I couldn't handle it.
390
00:30:36,741 --> 00:30:42,163
And the real- estate job was driving me
crazy. I just wanted to forget everything.
391
00:30:42,260 --> 00:30:44,637
You were gonna
keep takin' pills all your life?
392
00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:49,207
Another month and the long- term
memory loss would've been permanent.
393
00:30:49,619 --> 00:30:51,663
Oh... oh, no!
394
00:30:51,859 --> 00:30:57,365
- What is the matter, Martin Lloyd?
- The show is based on your programme.
395
00:30:57,259 --> 00:30:59,929
Don't worry. It's on cable.
396
00:30:59,939 --> 00:31:02,191
So, why'd they bring you
out of it? Why now?
397
00:31:02,218 --> 00:31:05,387
The ship's coming. We put it on a timer.
398
00:31:05,338 --> 00:31:08,258
A backup plan in case
things didn't go right here.
399
00:31:08,218 --> 00:31:11,136
- Why do they need you?
- I have the mobile computing device
400
00:31:11,097 --> 00:31:14,684
I stole from Tanner.
They need it to access the ship.
401
00:31:15,135 --> 00:31:19,015
- Where is it?
- Don't worry. It's in a safe place.
402
00:31:19,296 --> 00:31:21,506
- And rolling!
- Sound, speed.
403
00:31:22,654 --> 00:31:25,200
- Scanning with the Quatroscanner.
- I don't have it.
404
00:31:25,214 --> 00:31:26,924
- Cut!
- Don't stop rolling!
405
00:31:26,974 --> 00:31:29,019
Still speeding.
406
00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:32,307
Kenny, run, you underpaid,
below- the- line freak!
407
00:31:32,294 --> 00:31:35,047
- Billy, roll right now!
- Roll.
408
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:39,314
Kenny, I love you,
but you're not in this scene! Out!
409
00:31:39,294 --> 00:31:40,753
- Billy!
- Roll!
410
00:31:40,772 --> 00:31:42,817
Speed! Speed! Speeding!
411
00:31:43,932 --> 00:31:45,058
Action!
412
00:31:50,572 --> 00:31:53,407
It has to be here somewhere.
413
00:31:53,371 --> 00:31:57,125
You used a real alien device
as a prop on the show.
414
00:31:57,090 --> 00:31:59,469
Well, I'd forgotten what it was at the time.
415
00:31:59,491 --> 00:32:02,327
Do you have any idea
what it costs to make one of these?
416
00:32:02,330 --> 00:32:05,500
- Can I help you?
- We're looking for the Quatroscanner.
417
00:32:05,450 --> 00:32:08,202
- Ah. It's at the location.
- What?
418
00:32:08,210 --> 00:32:09,752
Why?
419
00:32:09,809 --> 00:32:13,145
- Somebody put it in the scene.
- How come?
420
00:32:13,089 --> 00:32:14,967
I don't know. I just do my job, man.
421
00:32:15,009 --> 00:32:17,051
- Let's go.
- Murray.
422
00:32:24,527 --> 00:32:26,403
Yeah, get me Agent Barrett.
423
00:32:26,886 --> 00:32:30,807
All right, good work. Let's go, guys.
We got'em. You two stay here.
424
00:32:30,768 --> 00:32:34,145
- What?
- We want this ship. It's too important.
425
00:32:34,125 --> 00:32:36,002
Frankly, I don't trust you.
426
00:32:36,007 --> 00:32:39,634
Agent Smith, watch over these two
and make sure they don't move.
427
00:32:39,605 --> 00:32:41,648
Let's go, guys.
428
00:32:54,844 --> 00:32:58,306
Murray, look around.
Marty, you're with me.
429
00:33:03,962 --> 00:33:07,842
I'm picking up the same gamma radiation
we came across in the photon belt.
430
00:33:07,803 --> 00:33:12,348
That doesn't make sense. Those
aliens couldn't have just disappeared,
431
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,450
could they... have?
432
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,150
And turn, turn... Doug!
433
00:33:17,921 --> 00:33:21,090
Cut! Perfect! And tail slate.
434
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,917
Good. Doug, you were supposed to
turn to me. OK, print everything!
435
00:33:24,878 --> 00:33:26,923
Moving on!
436
00:33:27,598 --> 00:33:28,892
- Good scene.
- Thanks.
437
00:33:28,959 --> 00:33:32,462
You really nailed it.
Let me take this stuff for you.
438
00:33:32,439 --> 00:33:34,732
Here you go.
439
00:33:34,758 --> 00:33:36,801
Yellow!
440
00:33:40,038 --> 00:33:44,500
- Let's go.
- No, they're about to shoot the big finish.
441
00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:47,776
- Too bad.
- I'm not leaving, Colonel.
442
00:33:49,317 --> 00:33:51,361
OK, maybe I am.
443
00:34:00,355 --> 00:34:02,857
You can control the ship
from here with this?
444
00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:05,544
Uh, maybe, but do I have to?
445
00:34:05,555 --> 00:34:07,597
Yes, Marty, you...
446
00:34:09,114 --> 00:34:11,615
You can hand me the device, Colonel.
447
00:34:13,034 --> 00:34:16,286
- Well, this is gettin' old.
- Lower your weapons.
448
00:34:20,353 --> 00:34:25,358
- Looks like we have a situation.
- No, guys, you can walk away from this.
449
00:34:25,273 --> 00:34:29,318
- We're not gonna come after you.
- What about your friends at the NID?
450
00:34:29,271 --> 00:34:31,315
No more hiding. Where's the device?
451
00:34:31,510 --> 00:34:33,472
What device?
452
00:34:33,630 --> 00:34:39,387
Colonel, we let you escape because we
knew Martin would lead you right to it.
453
00:34:41,269 --> 00:34:44,106
That's me. Mind if I...?
454
00:34:49,829 --> 00:34:51,289
- O'Neill.
- Sir, it's me.
455
00:34:51,349 --> 00:34:54,268
- Hey, how you doin'?
- The NID have made your position.
456
00:34:54,228 --> 00:34:56,731
They'll be there any minute.
457
00:34:59,307 --> 00:35:01,976
- Everything all right?
- It is now.
458
00:35:04,867 --> 00:35:06,911
I'll be in touch.
459
00:35:09,385 --> 00:35:11,889
Time's up, guys. The NID's on its way.
460
00:35:13,226 --> 00:35:15,186
Look!
461
00:35:15,704 --> 00:35:18,541
They're too late! I'm OK, Murray.
462
00:35:31,543 --> 00:35:34,463
We should return to the portal
before the aliens return.
463
00:35:34,422 --> 00:35:38,092
What? What? I haven't finished
translating the alien text.
464
00:35:38,061 --> 00:35:40,313
Grell, what do you think?
465
00:35:41,143 --> 00:35:43,894
What the hell is that?
466
00:35:43,862 --> 00:35:47,197
- Is that ours?
- Keep rolling! Keep rolling!
467
00:35:48,019 --> 00:35:51,481
Yeah, keep rolling!
Pan around, you monkeys!
468
00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:57,137
Hey, what's this about? I'm supposed
to be in all the cool scenes!
469
00:35:57,139 --> 00:35:59,184
Tilt up! Tilt up!
470
00:36:20,536 --> 00:36:25,250
Colonel, please. You know as well as I do
they're never gonna leave us alone.
471
00:36:29,255 --> 00:36:32,592
There's nothing for us here.
It's time for us to go.
472
00:36:47,094 --> 00:36:49,762
You officially owe me one.
473
00:36:51,494 --> 00:36:55,706
- What about Martin?
- I believe Martin has chosen a new path.
474
00:37:04,010 --> 00:37:06,054
We're gonna win an Emmy for this!
475
00:37:06,851 --> 00:37:09,103
Visual Effects category.
476
00:37:10,210 --> 00:37:12,880
Thank you, Colonel. We won't forget this.
477
00:37:33,007 --> 00:37:35,844
Cut it! Print it! That's a wrap!
478
00:37:36,246 --> 00:37:38,291
Yeah, cut!
479
00:37:39,327 --> 00:37:41,371
Cool special effect.
480
00:37:41,407 --> 00:37:44,076
- I've seen better.
- Ah, we'll fix it in post.
481
00:37:44,085 --> 00:37:47,338
Yeah. So, you think we can get 18 in?
482
00:37:47,764 --> 00:37:51,728
Yeah, if we cut back on the mulligans.
You think that's funny?
483
00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:54,271
Yeah, it's good enough for a walkaway.
484
00:37:54,804 --> 00:37:56,889
When's a good time to fade out?
485
00:37:56,925 --> 00:37:58,967
Uh, right about...
486
00:37:59,764 --> 00:38:01,641
now.
487
00:38:03,963 --> 00:38:09,552
Stay tuned fora behind- the- scenes
look at Wormhole X- treme!
488
00:38:15,641 --> 00:38:18,811
I'm Christian Bocher.
I'm portraying Raymond Gunne,
489
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,052
who portrays the character of Dr Levant,
490
00:38:21,081 --> 00:38:24,251
which is based on the character,
uh, Daniel Jackson,
491
00:38:24,201 --> 00:38:29,039
portrayed by the actor, Michael Shanks,
originally portrayed by James Spader -
492
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,003
in the feature film.
493
00:38:32,039 --> 00:38:33,416
Are you OK?
494
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,483
- Action!
- Look out!
495
00:38:36,039 --> 00:38:38,083
Agh!
496
00:38:38,518 --> 00:38:41,606
Agh! Ow! Argh!
497
00:38:45,559 --> 00:38:47,603
And... cut!
498
00:38:48,478 --> 00:38:51,063
- No, no, no!
- Are you OK?
499
00:38:51,077 --> 00:38:54,081
No, I'm not OK! You... you go!
500
00:38:54,237 --> 00:38:57,697
- Ice. Can I get some ice?
- All right, let's get some ice in here.
501
00:38:57,876 --> 00:39:00,711
- And this is the eye line.
- Wormhole X- treme.
502
00:39:00,675 --> 00:39:03,679
Enjoy the space. You can do
anything with space. You know...
503
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:07,219
You got the space between your teeth,
the space... personal space...
504
00:39:07,195 --> 00:39:09,614
Right. OK. So... you're standing here.
505
00:39:11,914 --> 00:39:15,293
As a matter of fact, it does say
Colonel on my uniform.
506
00:39:18,153 --> 00:39:20,572
You know, it doesn't say Colonel.
507
00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:24,972
- Did anyone ever think of that?
- Um, it's just a figure of speech.
508
00:39:26,432 --> 00:39:31,521
It's a figure of speech I can't figure out.
I'm not seeing Colonel on my uniform.
509
00:39:32,231 --> 00:39:36,610
Uh, OK, somebody get me the word
"Colonel". Uh, gimme a Sharpie pen.
510
00:39:36,550 --> 00:39:38,677
Could it be here? Could it be here?
511
00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:45,817
- You realise this is not a real show.
- You saying Wormhole X- treme isn't real?
512
00:39:45,710 --> 00:39:49,047
- All this is...?
- It's not a real show. It's a fake show.
513
00:39:49,110 --> 00:39:51,152
Did my agent know about this?
514
00:39:51,269 --> 00:39:53,938
You're heroic. Just look
over at this eye line.
515
00:39:53,909 --> 00:39:56,661
- This isn't a real show?
- No, it's not a real show.
516
00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:59,465
If it's not a real show,
why are you telling me what to do?
517
00:39:59,469 --> 00:40:03,764
How could this not be a real show,
if we're doing it right now?
518
00:40:03,827 --> 00:40:07,164
- Am I getting paid real money?
- Yeah, real money.
519
00:40:07,148 --> 00:40:11,527
Well... Whoa. So what
plane of reality are we on right now?
520
00:40:15,306 --> 00:40:17,976
Hey, it's what I do.
521
00:40:22,226 --> 00:40:26,856
Are you sure you can't see the difference
in our height? Can I get a half apple?
522
00:40:26,744 --> 00:40:29,831
I'm looking up her nose.
You don't have to hit me that hard.
523
00:40:29,784 --> 00:40:32,538
You can really see
the difference in height.
524
00:40:32,545 --> 00:40:37,465
- You... No, I don't, uh... It's not obvious.
- Look, look, I'm gonna measure it.
525
00:40:37,384 --> 00:40:40,844
- I'm like, I'm like...
- No, but on this lens, it looks right.
526
00:40:40,822 --> 00:40:43,492
From this angle,
we look the same height?
527
00:40:43,503 --> 00:40:46,672
- I swear to God.
- You wouldn't lie to me?
528
00:40:46,822 --> 00:40:50,242
- How come I never get to kiss anybody?
- Well, it's, uh...
529
00:40:50,222 --> 00:40:53,851
- Episodes are being written for you soon.
- Sure.
530
00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:56,195
Just one eyebrow.
531
00:40:56,221 --> 00:40:58,431
No, just the one.
532
00:40:59,059 --> 00:41:01,730
And turn your back to me.
533
00:41:01,699 --> 00:41:05,746
Turn all the way around to me and do
that annoying thing and then look away.
534
00:41:05,659 --> 00:41:07,661
And... action.
535
00:41:07,699 --> 00:41:12,161
- How could this not be a real show?
- Oh, forget it. Just turn.
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