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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:38,937 NOW YOU CAN OWN THIS BIG HIT. 2 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:43,207 FROM WALT DISNEY HOME VIDEO. 3 00:00:43,276 --> 00:00:46,978 I'M GONNA MISS YOU SO MUCH. LEFT BEHIND WITH FAMILY FRIENDS, 4 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,581 [ Woman ] HAVE A NICE VACATION ! 5 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:54,218 AND FAR FROM THEIR HOME, THREE BELOVED PETS TAKE MATTERS INTO THEIR OWN PAWS. 6 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:57,422 HE'S SHADOW. SOMETHING DOESN'T SMELL RIGHT. 7 00:00:57,490 --> 00:01:01,192 SHE'S SASSY. CATS RULE AND DOGS DROOL. 8 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:04,062 HE'S CHANCE. GET A LIFE. GET NINE OF 'EM. 9 00:01:04,130 --> 00:01:07,599 NOW, THEY'RE DETERMINED TO FIND THEIR WAY BACK. 10 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:10,368 - I'M GOING HOME. - WAIT ! - WAAAH ! 11 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:12,871 THEY'RE OFF ON AN ADVENTURE THEY'LL NEVER FORGET. 12 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:15,607 OH ! THIS GROUND ISN'T NEARLY SOFT ENOUGH. 13 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:17,442 DON'T BE SUCH A SISSY, SASSY. 14 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:20,211 IT'S AN UNTAMED WORLD FULL OF SURPRISES... 15 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:24,049 WHAT'S THAT SMELL ? WHOA-HO-HO-HO ! I NEVER THOUGHT ANYTHING COULD SMELL TOO MUCH ! 16 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:26,618 P-YEW ! WHERE NOTHING COMES EASY. 17 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:29,153 - HEY, HEY, SCRAM. GET YOUR OWN FISH. - CAREFUL, PUP. 18 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:32,123 [ Growling ] HELP ! 19 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:35,359 AND DANGER WAITS AT EVERY TURN. 20 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:39,263 I GOTTA TELL YA, DOMESTICATED ANIMALS WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE OUT HERE. 21 00:01:39,332 --> 00:01:42,734 WHERE THE FORCES OF NATURE WILL TEST THEIR ABILITY TO SURVIVE. 22 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,335 [ Snarling ] RUN ! 23 00:01:44,404 --> 00:01:46,705 IT WILL BE AN INCREDIBLE JOURNEY HOME. 24 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:48,339 - HEY, GUYS, WAIT UP. - COME ON ! 25 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:51,476 [ Shadow ] HOME IS JUST OVER THAT MOUNTAIN. CRITICS AGREE: 26 00:01:57,183 --> 00:02:01,219 IN THE CLASSIC TRADITION OF WALT DISNEY ENTERTAINMENT COMES... 27 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:13,498 NOW YOU CAN RENT THIS NEW RELEASE FROM WALT DISNEY HOME VIDEO. 28 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:19,137 [ Screaming ] 29 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:21,640 NOW, ALAN THICKE HAS CREATED A SON. 30 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:25,176 - HI, DAD ! - HI... SON ? 31 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:28,813 THE CARSON FAMILY HAS A STRANGE NEW ADDITION. WHO'S HE ? 32 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:33,417 AND EVEN THOUGH HE'S NOT QUITE HUMAN, HE'S READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD. 33 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:37,122 HEAVILY AWESOMELY, RADICAL, DUDE ! STARTING WITH HIGH SCHOOL. 34 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:40,091 HEY, IF HE CAN SURVIVE HIGH SCHOOL, HE CAN SURVIVE ANYTHING. 35 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,828 WE ARE GOING TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE, MISTER. NOW, MARCH ! 36 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,964 OH, HE'S SO COOL ! 37 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:49,768 [ Cheering ] 38 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:53,304 YOU ARE AMAZING. YOU REALLY AR 39 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:57,942 BUT WHEN HIS SECRET FALLS INTO THE WRONG HANDS, LET'S STEAL THE ANDROID. 40 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,345 HE'LL NEED ALL THE SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH HE CAN MUSTER. 41 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:04,515 IF THE WRONG PEOPLE EVER GOT AHOLD OF 'IM, THEY COULD TURN HIM INTO SOMETHING DANGEROUS. 42 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:07,351 I PLAN TO BUILD A WHOLE ARMY OF FIGHTING MEN. 43 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:12,323 JOE BOLOGNA, JAY UNDERWOOD AND ALAN THICKE STAR IN THE HIGH-TECH HIGH JINKS OF... 44 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:15,359 FROM WALT DISNEY HOME VIDEO. 45 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:19,764 AND NOW FOR OU FEATURE PRESENTATATA 46 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:30,108 ¶ HI-HO, HI-HO ¶ 47 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:32,143 ¶ IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO ¶ 48 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,079 ¶ [WHISTLING] 49 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:35,479 [NARRATOR] AH, OH. 50 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,481 ALAS, ALACK. 51 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:40,418 MY HOME TOWN-- HOHMAN, INDIANA. 52 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:42,187 ¶ [WHISTLING] 53 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:44,655 ¶¶ 54 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:47,225 HOHMAN-- WHERE THE WORK ETHIC 55 00:03:47,293 --> 00:03:50,228 IS EMBEDDED LIKE IRON IN THE MARROW OF ONE'S BONES 56 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:51,696 FROM BIRTH. 57 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:54,699 LIFE IN A MILL TOWN 58 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:58,603 IS GETTING OUT OF SCHOOL AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE 59 00:03:58,671 --> 00:04:00,538 AND GETTING A JOB-- 60 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:03,441 JOINING ALL THE OTHER SUCKERS ON LIFE'S TREADMILL. 61 00:04:03,509 --> 00:04:06,611 ¶ HI-HO, HI-HO ¶ 62 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:37,642 OUR LITTLE CAST OF CHARACTERS WAS ASSEMBLED. 63 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:40,145 MY MOM-- MY SAINTED MOTHER. 64 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:44,115 SHE FOUGHT COCKROACHES AND PLANT APHIDS ALL HER LIFE. 65 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:47,685 MY OLD MAN-- HE HAD STRONG BELIEFS. 66 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:51,722 HE BELIEVED IN CHEVYS, BLATZ BEER, AND "LUCKY'S." 67 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,724 OH, YES, AND VACATIONS. 68 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,726 MY KID BROTHER RANDY-- 69 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,729 A KID WHO KNEW THE VALUE 70 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,666 OF A GOOD WHINE AND SNIFFLE 71 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:03,467 TO GET WHAT HE WANTED. 72 00:05:03,536 --> 00:05:04,969 FUZZHEAD-- 73 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,906 LOYAL COMPANION THROUGH THICK AND THIN. 74 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,274 SURE. 75 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:12,243 FLICK--ALREADY FLICK WAS SKATING OUT 76 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:16,380 ON THE THIN ICE OF LEGALITY. 77 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:18,817 SCHWARTZ-- A BORN STRAIGHT MAN. 78 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:21,786 A TRUE VICTIM. 79 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:24,222 MR. SCOTT-- MY FIRST BOSS. 80 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:28,726 EVEN TODAY, I WAKE UP WITH SWEATS DREAMING ABOUT HIM. 81 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:31,762 I LEARNED ABOUT WORK FROM HIM. 82 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:35,099 AT 14, I WAS A CRAZED FISHING NUT. 83 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:38,602 I READ FIELD & STREAM OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 84 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:40,104 IN NORTHERN INDIANA, 85 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:43,674 NOT MANY LAKES HAVE FISH IN THEM. 86 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:46,677 THE OLD MAN'S TWO-WEEK VACATION 87 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:50,348 AT THE LAKE IN MICHIGAN WAS HEAVEN. 88 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:55,820 [SNORING] 89 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,028 4 A.M. 90 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,630 [DOG HOWLS] 91 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,968 F. SCOTT FITZGERALD SA, 92 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:13,471 "IN THE DARK NIGHT OF THE SOUL, 93 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:16,407 IT'S ALWAYS 4:00 IN THE MORNING." 94 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:17,876 [RING] 95 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:22,546 TURN THAT OFF. 96 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:27,385 [RING] 97 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:42,633 VACATION TIME! 98 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,668 TIME TO GET UP. 99 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:46,504 RISE AND SHINE. 100 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:50,508 IT'S THE EARLY BIRD THAT GETS THE WORM. 101 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:52,510 COME ON, SLEEPY HEAD. 102 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:55,513 WE WANT TO MISS THE TRAFFIC. 103 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:57,348 VACATION. HOORAY. 104 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:01,685 50 WEEKS OF DRUDGERY. THE OLD MAN WAS READY TO BREAK THE CHAINS. 105 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:06,624 EVERY YEAR HE ALWAYS SWORE HE'D BE ON THE ROAD BEFORE DAWN 106 00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:08,659 TO MISS THE TRAFFIC. 107 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:11,162 EVERY YEAR HE LOST THE BATTLE. 108 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:14,165 TURN OFF THAT CRUMMY LIGHT. 109 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:17,701 HOW ABOUT SOME BACON AND EGGS? THAT'LL BE NICE. 110 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,703 AND SOME PUMPERNICKEL TOAST? 111 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:23,274 RANDY! RALPH! IT'S TIME TO GET UP! 112 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:43,127 THE ONLY ROOM IN THE HOUSE 113 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:47,432 EVEN REMOTELY CIVILIZED AT 4 A.M. IS THE KITCHEN. 114 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:51,235 MY MOTHER'S CHINESE RED CHENILLE BATHROBE 115 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,838 HAD A LITTLE BIT OF PETRIFIEDGG ON IT. IT WAS HER MOTHER UNIFORM. 116 00:07:53,906 --> 00:07:57,108 MOM CONSTANTLY GOT SHOCKS FROM THE RADIO. 117 00:07:57,177 --> 00:08:00,611 THE OLD MAN SAID THAT WAS BECAUSE 118 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:04,582 IT WAS SUCH A POWERFUL SEARS, ROEBUCK RADIO. 119 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,817 [RADIO] IT'S 4:17 A.M. 120 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:10,321 IT'S GOING TO BE A SCORCHER TODAY. 121 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:12,756 IT COULD REACH 92 DEGREES. 122 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:16,327 GOOD DAY TO HEAD FOR THE BEACH, 123 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,796 AND HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING TO GET YOU GOING ON THIS BEAUTIFUL SUMMER MORNING. 124 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:20,831 [MUSIC PLAYS] 125 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:28,006 BOY, IS IT EARLY. 126 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:30,208 IT REALLY IS EARLY. 127 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:34,612 YOUR FATHER'S TRYING TO BEAT THE TRAFFIC THIS YEAR. 128 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:35,846 YEAH. 129 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:39,217 YOU'RE CHEERFUL THIS MORNING. 130 00:08:39,285 --> 00:08:41,552 HOW ABOUT SOME EGGS? 131 00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:43,521 BACON OR SAUSAGE? WHAT? 132 00:08:43,589 --> 00:08:48,926 YOUR EGGS. YOU WANT BACON OR SAUSAGE WITH THEM? 133 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:50,495 UH...YEAH. 134 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:53,964 I INHERITED IT FROM THE OLD MAN. 135 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,467 GETTING UP BEFORE DAWN WAS NEVER MY STRONG SUIT. 136 00:08:56,536 --> 00:09:00,438 MOM, I CAN'T UNDO MY KNOT. 137 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:02,340 I GOT TO GO. 138 00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:05,143 RALPH, WOULD YOU HELP HIM? 139 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,045 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 140 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:09,147 I GOT TO GO. 141 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,648 YOU HEARD ME. 142 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:12,750 GEE. 143 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:16,820 OK, RUNT. LET'S GO. 144 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:18,022 MOM... 145 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,524 WOOF! WOOF! 146 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:23,027 NOTHING GOT FUZZHEAD MORE READY FOR ACTION 147 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,696 THAN THE AROMA OF BACON. 148 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,698 OLD RADAR-NOSE! SHE HAD AN APPETITE 149 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,767 LIKE YOUR AVERAGE CROCODILE. 150 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:31,402 GOOD GIRL. 151 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:35,639 BOYS, COME ON! BREAKFAST IS READY! 152 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:37,575 ON THIS FIRST MOMENT 153 00:09:37,643 --> 00:09:40,478 OF THE BELOVED TWO-WEEK VACATION, 154 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:44,148 OUR LITTLE BAND WAS READY FOR ACTION. 155 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:46,650 ARE YOU UP? YOUR EGGS ARE DONE. 156 00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:49,320 EXCEPT FOR THE OLD MAN. 157 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:51,589 RISE AND SHINE! 158 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:54,092 STOP THAT. 159 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,593 I HATE IT. 160 00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:59,029 I'M JUST RESTING MY EYES. 161 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,799 THIS VACATION ALMOST DIDN'T HAPPEN. 162 00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:05,035 IT WAS A NEAR THING. 163 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:08,506 THE SAGA BEGAN A COUPLE WEEKS BEFORE 164 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:11,442 WITH, OF ALL PEOPLE, FUZZHEAD. 165 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,049 THE SPRING ITCH HAD GOTTEN FUZZHEAD. 166 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:22,953 SHE TOOK LONG, MYSTERIOUS WALKS BY HERSELF. 167 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,556 WE LATER FOUND OUT WHY. 168 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,727 THE SPRING ITCH 169 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:33,697 HAD GOTTEN TO ME, SCHWARTZ, AND FLICK, TOO. 170 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:36,100 LET'S TURN BACK THE CLOCK. 171 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,169 WHAT A PAIN. 172 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:42,173 IF I'D KNOWN HOW LONG THIS WOULD TAKE, 173 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,742 I WOULD'VE SAID FORGET IT. 174 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,144 YEAH. 175 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:52,350 MAYBE THEY FORGOT WE'RE HERE. 176 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:58,989 TERMINAL OFFICIAL BOREDOM. 177 00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:03,894 OH, WE LEARNED ALL ABOUT IT THAT SUMMER. 178 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,140 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SMOKE. 179 00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:19,510 NO KIDDING. 180 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:25,483 SOMEBODY WAS SMOKING IN HERE. 181 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:26,984 I CAN SMELL IT. 182 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:29,187 NOT ME. 183 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:29,753 NOBODY SMOKING HERE. 184 00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:30,655 NOT US. 185 00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:31,855 NO, OFFICER. 186 00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:34,058 NOT US. 187 00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:37,595 YOU LOOK LIKE THE ONE. 188 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:40,764 HAPPENS AGAIN, I'LL RUN YOU IN. 189 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:44,001 POOR SCHWARTZ-- A VICTIM FROM BIRTH. 190 00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:46,604 YOU CRUMB. 191 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:50,040 YOU'LL GET US ALL IN THE CAN. 192 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:52,076 CHICKEN. 193 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:52,810 JOHNSON. 194 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:55,213 JOHNSON. 195 00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:58,683 WHAT? WE WERE HERE BEFORE THAT GUY. 196 00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:00,784 SCHWARTZ. 197 00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:01,719 PARKER. 198 00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:02,653 FLICK. 199 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,922 THAT'S US. 200 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:09,727 COME ON, RALPH. 201 00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:12,296 IT WAS OUR 14th SUMMER. 202 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:16,434 WE WERE NOW LEGAL TO GET WORKING PAPERS. 203 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,035 WAS IT EXCITING! 204 00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:23,574 OH, BOY! 205 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,075 WORKING PAPERS! WOW! 206 00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:27,511 HOT DOG! NOW WE CAN GET RICH. 207 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,679 ANDERSON. 208 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,014 WE'D TAKEN THAT FIRST STEP 209 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:34,252 ON THE ENDLESS TREADMILL OF TOIL. 210 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,853 HEY, HERE'S ONE. 211 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,222 "HOG SLAUGHTERER." 212 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,757 THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 213 00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:40,858 HERE. 214 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,593 "PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER." 215 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:45,929 THAT CAN'T BE THAT HARD. 216 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,898 HERE. TURKEY HERDER. 217 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,533 OH, WOW! 218 00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:53,671 AH, THE BLUEBIRD-- 219 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,206 THE OLD MAN'S EXCLUSIVE CLUB, 220 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,176 EXCLUSIVE TO HIM AND HIS BUDDIES 221 00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:03,681 AND OTHER BLATZ BEER FANS FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 222 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,983 YOU LIKED THAT ONE? 223 00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:08,886 HERE'S ONE OF BERNICE'S FAVORITES. 224 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:12,456 THIS JESUIT PRIEST WENT INTO THIS BAR 225 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,392 LEADING A POLICE DOG, 226 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:18,396 AND HE HAD A TURTLE ON A LEASH. 227 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,464 YOU GUYS HEAR THIS ONE? 228 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:21,965 THIS PRIEST SAYS, 229 00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:24,902 "WE'LL HAVE TWO BOTTLES OF BEER 230 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,471 AND A GLASS OF MILK." 231 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:31,742 OH, NO. YOU'RE NOT TELLING THAT STORY IN HERE. 232 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,977 THIS IS A FAMILY PLACE. 233 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:36,847 WANT TO TELL THAT STORY, GERTZ? 234 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,783 TAKE YOUR BUDDIES OUTSIDE. 235 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:41,819 IT'S TOUGH KEEPING THE ELEGANT TONE 236 00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:44,822 OF THE BLUEBIRD WITH YOU GUYS HERE. 237 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:47,591 I WON'T BE AROUND MUCH LONGER. 238 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,960 VACATION? 239 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:51,228 YEAH. BYE-BYE, SALT MINES. 240 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:53,397 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 241 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:56,767 TWO WEEKS AT THE MOTHER-IN-LAW'S? 242 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,569 YEAH. BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN INDIANAPOLIS. 243 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:02,105 AT LEAST YOU'LL GET SOME SLEEP ANYWAYS. 244 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,308 OH, YEAH. BETWEEN ARGUMENTS. 245 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:07,778 BERNICE WANTS TO GO TO LAS VEGAS. 246 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,681 WANTS TO HEAR MORE STORIES, HUH? 247 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,617 I'M TAKING THE FIRST TWO WEEKS IN AUGUST. 248 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,887 GOING UP TO THE LAKE IN MICHIGAN AGAIN? 249 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,288 I GOT MARIE THIS YEAR. 250 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,624 MARIE. MARIE WHO? 251 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,193 NOT THAT BLONDE IN ACCOUNTING 252 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:25,128 WITH THE VOO VOO... 253 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,630 CUT THE CLOWNING. 254 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,633 MARIE'S THE NAME OF THE COTTAGE. 255 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,603 IT'S NAMED AFTER THE DIONNE QUINTUPLETS. 256 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:35,573 WE GOT YVONNE LAST YEAR, BUT THE ROOF LEAKED. 257 00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:38,576 EVERY YEAR, OUR FAMILY TREKKED NORTHWARD 258 00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:42,513 TO THE WILDS OF MICHIGAN TO CLEAR LAKE 259 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:45,048 AND OLLIE'S FIVE RUSTIC CABINS. 260 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:46,584 YEAR AFTER YEAR. 261 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:50,554 THE OLD MAN LOVED IT. SO DID I. 262 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,357 OLLIE SAYS THEY'RE REALLY BITING THIS YEAR. 263 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,959 THEY'RE JUMPING OUT OF THE LAKE RIGHT INTO THE BOAT. 264 00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:58,429 JUST ONCE BEFORE I DIE, 265 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,399 I'D LIKE TO GO FISHING ON MY VACATION. 266 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,837 WELL, HERE'S TO MY MOTHER-IN-LAW. 267 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:11,341 HERE'S TO OLLIE HOPNOODLE'S HAVEN OF BLISS. 268 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,812 HERE'S TO THE BLACKJACK DEALER. 269 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:18,716 OF COURSE WE'RE GOING TO THE LAKE AGAIN. 270 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:21,118 I WISH WE'D DO THAT. 271 00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:24,187 THEY'VE GOT SLOT MACHINES AND EVERYTHING. 272 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:27,958 OH, IT'S LATE. 273 00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:32,029 I GOT TO PUT THE MEAT LOAF IN. 274 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,532 BERNICE, THEY'RE GONNA CUT YOUR PHONE OFF 275 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,134 FOR SAYING STUFF LIKE THAT. 276 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:41,505 DOESN'T HE WISH? 277 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:44,141 I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW. BYE-BYE. 278 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:52,249 CAN'T YOU JUST SMELL THAT MEAT LOAF? 279 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,184 SHE SET THE STANDARD. 280 00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:56,754 SHE WAS TO MEAT LOAF 281 00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:59,857 WHAT TED WILLIAMS WAS TO LONG BALL HITTING. 282 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,892 MOM WAS A SLUGGER. 283 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,929 WHOO, IS IT A HOT ONE. MY SHIRT IS SOAKED THROUGH. 284 00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:06,997 HOW WAS WORK TODAY? 285 00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:09,700 HOW'S IT EVER GO AT WORK? 286 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,169 BUT IT'S NOT LONG NOW. 287 00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:13,737 WHAT'S NOT LONG? 288 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,706 I CAN HARDLY WAIT. 289 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:16,874 RANDY! 290 00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:19,477 ARE YOU THROUGH UP THERE? 291 00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,278 RANDY? 292 00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,648 AW, THE SOX LOST AGAIN. 293 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:28,452 THEY WON ABOUT TWO GAMES SINCE MAY. 294 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:32,389 [NARRATOR] BEING A WHITE SOX FAN WAS HIS MAJOR CROSS. 295 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,457 RANDY? 296 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,325 WELL, COME ON DOWN, HONEY. 297 00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:37,728 YOUR DAD'S HOME. 298 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,229 WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 299 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,999 MEAT LOAF AND PEAS WITH ONIONS. 300 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,567 AH. SMELLS GOOD. 301 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,603 SMELLS LIKE BEEF PUNKELS. 302 00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:50,140 I, UH, TALKED TO BERNICE TODAY. 303 00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:52,843 BERNICE...GERTZ? 304 00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:55,412 MM-HMM. 305 00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:56,547 THEY'RE GOING TO LAS VEGAS THIS YEAR. 306 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,649 I KNOW. HE'LL PROBABLY LOSE HIS SHIRT. 307 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,018 HOW CAN THEY AFFORD THAT? 308 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:04,622 FOR STARTERS, THEY DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS. 309 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,323 STILL. LAS VEGAS... 310 00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:09,459 MY DUCK'S STUCK IN THE DRAIN. 311 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,095 AND THE WATER WON'T GO OUT. 312 00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:14,598 YOUR DUCK'S IN THE DRAIN? 313 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,001 THAT'S SERIOUS. 314 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:19,236 AND I CAN'T BUTTON MY SHIRT. 315 00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:21,672 COME HERE. I'LL DO THAT. 316 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,174 FUZZHEAD, DIN-DIN! DIN-DIN! 317 00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:26,343 DIN-DIN? 318 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,346 HI, DAD. 319 00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:30,848 LOOK WHO'S HERE. 320 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,349 JUST IN TIME FOR DINNER. 321 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,084 LOOK WHAT I HAVE. 322 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,619 LET ME GUESS. 323 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,022 A NEW PAIR OF SNOWSHOES? 324 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,691 COME ON, DAD. BE SERIOUS. 325 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,226 FUZZHEAD! 326 00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:44,428 FUZZHEAD! 327 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:47,297 WHERE'S FUZZHEAD? 328 00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:49,299 SEE WHAT THIS IS? 329 00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:51,301 MY WORKING PAPERS. TA-DA! 330 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:53,037 ъWELL, CONGRATULATIONS, FOOL. 331 00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:56,540 WELCOME TO THE CLUB OF GALLEY SLAVES. 332 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,776 WORKING PAPERS? 333 00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,878 YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH. 334 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:03,080 MOM, I'M 14. 335 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:06,884 THAT'S TOO YOUNG FOR A REGULAR JOB. 336 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,819 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 337 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,354 WHEN I WAS 14, 338 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,858 I HAD 2 JOBS FOR 10 YEARS. 339 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,393 ALL FATHERS BELIEVE 340 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:20,363 THAT KIDS HAVE IT EASIER THAN THEY DID 341 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,399 WHEN THEY WERE KIDS. 342 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:26,236 MY OLD MAN WAS IN THE GREAT TRADITION. 343 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:30,240 I WALKED 5 MILES THROUGH SNOW TO SCHOOL. 344 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,776 THEN WHEN YOU GOT HOME, 345 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,712 YOU CHOPPED THE WOOD-- 346 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,580 [RING] 347 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,181 PHONE IS RINGING. 348 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,117 YES. WE KNOW. 349 00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:42,920 [RING] 350 00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:45,623 HELLO. 351 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,691 RALPH, WHERE'S FUZZHEAD? 352 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,159 RALPH, IT'S FOR YOU. 353 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:56,199 WINSTON CHURCHILL. 354 00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:58,102 YEAH, SCHWARTZ. WHAT? 355 00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:02,106 HONEY, WOULD YOU CHECK OUTSIDE FOR FUZZHEAD? 356 00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,511 HERE, FUZZHEAD! 357 00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:08,712 YEAH. 7:30. 358 00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,313 ALL RIGHT. 359 00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:11,314 FUZZHEAD! 360 00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:12,783 TOMORROW MORNING. 361 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:16,120 I DIDN'T SEE A THING. 362 00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:20,157 THAT WAS SCHWARTZ. 363 00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:21,525 WHAT DID HE WANT? 364 00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:25,829 WE GOT A JOB INTERVIEW AT 7:30. 365 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,831 7:30 IN THE MORNING? 366 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:31,101 AT SCOTT'S USED FURNITURE PALACE. 367 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,870 IF YOU GET A JOB, 368 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:35,773 YOU CAN'T COME TO THE LAKE. 369 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,341 I REALLY WANT A JOB. 370 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:41,111 SCHWARTZ AND FLICK WILL HAVE JOBS. 371 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,547 CAN I SAY SOMETHING? 372 00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:45,849 I'VE GOT THIS FUNNY FEELING. 373 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,350 ABOUT WHAT? 374 00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:49,352 I'M WORRIED ABOUT FUZZHEAD. 375 00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:51,454 FUZZHEAD? SHE-- 376 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,557 SHE NEVER MISSES SUPPER. 377 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,626 I JUST HAVE A FUNNY FEELING. 378 00:19:58,263 --> 00:20:00,831 FUZZHEAD! 379 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,033 FUZZHEAD! 380 00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:06,636 FUZZHEAD! 381 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:10,207 [NARRATOR] THUS BEGAN THE SCARY FUZZHEAD SAGA, 382 00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:13,243 WHICH TRAUMATIZED OUR FAMILY FOR YEARS. 383 00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:15,545 WE NEVER FORGOT IT. 384 00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:26,924 MR. SCOTT LOOKED LIKE A CROSS 385 00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:29,993 BETWEEN RASPUTIN AND THE WOLFMAN. 386 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,596 IT MUST BE MY IMAGINATION. 387 00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:36,533 HE PROBABLY WAS JUST AN ORDINARY-LOOKING GUY. 388 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:39,469 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 389 00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,106 WELL... UH... 390 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,108 YOU'RE HERE FOR WORK? 391 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,642 YES, SIR. 392 00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:48,145 YOU HAVE WORKING PAPERS? 393 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,215 AH, THANK YOU. 394 00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:55,753 WHICH ONE IS SCHWARTZ? 395 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:57,320 THAT'S ME, SIR. 396 00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:58,521 UH-HUH. 397 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,892 FLICK? 398 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:02,659 ME, SIR. 399 00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:03,861 AND YOU'RE RALPH. 400 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:04,962 YEAH. 401 00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:10,134 YOU GENTLEMEN READY TO WORK? 402 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:14,772 READY TO THROW YOUR SHOULDERS AGAINST THAT WHEEL? 403 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,206 WE'LL FIND OUT. 404 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,977 I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU BOYS. 405 00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:22,112 YOU'RE HIRED. 406 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:26,083 A TRULY HISTORIC MOMENT. 407 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,185 MY FIRST REAL JOB. 408 00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:31,655 YOU CAN HAVE ONLY ONE FIRST JOB. 409 00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:34,158 I LEARNED ABOUT THE TREADMILL 410 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:36,026 FROM MR. SCOTT. 411 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:38,762 ¶ I SAY BLUE MOON OF KENTUCKY ¶ 412 00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:40,497 ¶ KEEP ON SHININ' ¶ 413 00:21:40,565 --> 00:21:41,832 ¶ SHINE LIKE THE STARS UP ABOVE ¶ 414 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:44,601 BRACE YOURSELF. THEY'RE HERE. 415 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:47,771 WHAT BETTER PLACE TO CELEBRATE OUR NEW JOB 416 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,339 THAN JOHN'S, 417 00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:53,811 THE SEEDY GREASY SPOON NEAR THE HIGH SCHOOL? 418 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:55,745 THE FOOD WAS TERRIBLE. 419 00:21:55,815 --> 00:22:00,184 JOHN WAS MEAN AS A BEAR WITH A BAD MOLAR, 420 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:02,719 BUT ALL THE KIDS HUNG OUT THERE. 421 00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:04,221 CHEESEBURGERS ALL AROUND? 422 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:06,356 YEAH. 423 00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:06,957 COLAS AS USUAL? 424 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,158 ROOT BEER. 425 00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:10,093 THREE CHEESEBURGERS, ACE. 426 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,095 IT FEELS FUNNY HAVING A REAL JOB. 427 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,564 THINK OF ALL THAT MONEY. 428 00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:18,068 I'M GOING DOWN TO SEARS TO LOOK AT RACING BIKES. 429 00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:20,603 I'M GETTING A SPORTS COAT 430 00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,072 WITH PADDED SHOULDERS. 431 00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:24,574 LOOK GREAT DRIVING MY CHEVY. 432 00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:27,077 MAYBE A BAMBOO FLY ROD. 433 00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:31,448 I'LL SURPRISE CLARA MAE WITH A WATCH AND CHOCOLATES. 434 00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:33,951 HIRED LESS THAN AN HOUR, 435 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:37,321 WE WERE SPENDING DOUGH WE DIDN'T HAVE 436 00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:39,122 LIKE DRUNKEN SAILORS. 437 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:43,360 LIKE MILLIONS OF AMERICANS, SPEND IT EVEN IF YOU DON'T GOT IT. 438 00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:45,795 HEY, JOHN, MORE COFFEE. 439 00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:51,634 JOHN, WERE WE EVER THAT YOUNG? 440 00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:55,105 WHEN I WAS BORN, I WAS 40. 441 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,606 YOU, TOO? 442 00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:59,442 HERE'S A TOAST TO MR. SCOTT. 443 00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:01,211 HEAR, HEAR! 444 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,347 OUR BOSS. 445 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:07,417 ¶ HI-HO, HI-HO ¶ 446 00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:13,257 OUR FIRST DAY AT WORK. 447 00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:17,327 I WAS SO EXCITED, I COULDN'T EAT BREAKFAST. 448 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,728 I COULDN'T WAIT. 449 00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:20,230 WELL, GENTLEMEN. 450 00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:23,300 YOU'RE NOW MEMBERS OF THE FAMILY. 451 00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:26,236 GO DOWN AND ASK FOR HEINEY. 452 00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:29,106 HE'LL PUT YOU TO WORK. 453 00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:30,507 GOOD LUCK, BOYS. 454 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:35,312 REMEMBER WHOSE NAME IS ON THE WATER TOWER--SCOTT. 455 00:23:35,381 --> 00:23:36,679 SCOTT. 456 00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:37,680 ME. 457 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,449 SCOTT. 458 00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:42,652 HEINEY... 459 00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:45,255 I'M SENDING THREE MORE DOWN. 460 00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:52,662 HELLO. IS THIS THE POLICE? 461 00:23:52,731 --> 00:23:54,664 MY NAME IS PARKER. 462 00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:58,735 I'D LIKE TO REPORT A LITTLE DOG LOST. 463 00:23:58,804 --> 00:24:02,739 SHE DIDN'T COME HOME FOR DIN-DIN LAST NIGHT. 464 00:24:02,808 --> 00:24:05,275 SHE'S NOT HERE THIS MORNING. 465 00:24:05,344 --> 00:24:09,212 WHAT? SHE WOULDN'T DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 466 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,248 SHE'S A GIRL DOG. 467 00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:13,750 BLACK AND WHITE, LITTLE, CUTE. 468 00:24:13,819 --> 00:24:17,254 SHE'S GOT THIS TUFT OF WHITE FUR. 469 00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:19,356 FUZZHEAD. HER NAME'S FUZZHEAD. 470 00:24:19,425 --> 00:24:22,426 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? THAT'S HER NAME. 471 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:23,994 FUZZHEAD. 472 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:27,064 OH! 473 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,132 WHAT DID THEY WANT? 474 00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:30,367 FUZZHEAD! 475 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:37,474 SHOOT. IT WAS JUST TIMMY, THAT DUMB AIREDALE. 476 00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:40,043 WHAT DID THE COPS WANT? 477 00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:42,545 NOTHING. I CALLED THEM ABOUT FUZZHEAD. 478 00:24:42,614 --> 00:24:44,714 YOU CALLED THE COPS ABOUT THE STUPID DOG? 479 00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:48,518 I'M WORRIED. I'M GOING TO LOOK FOR HER. 480 00:24:48,587 --> 00:24:50,087 UH, BUT, LOOK-- 481 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,090 I GOT TO ROLL. 482 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:56,126 SHE'LL COME BACK WHEN SHE'S HUNGRY. 483 00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:58,161 DON'T CALL THE COPS. 484 00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:00,097 SHE'S NEVER DONE THIS. 485 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:03,533 DON'T WORRY. SHE'S NOT FAR. 486 00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:05,902 IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 487 00:25:05,971 --> 00:25:08,838 I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, I CAN'T GO ON ANY VACATION 488 00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:11,008 UNTIL WE FIND FUZZHEAD. 489 00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:14,411 [HORN HONKS] 490 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:17,847 I'M COMING, ZUDOC! 491 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:19,549 WATCH FOR HER. 492 00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:20,550 YEAH. 493 00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:22,052 AND REMEMBER. 494 00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:24,988 I'M NOT GOING ON ANY VACATION 495 00:25:25,090 --> 00:25:26,456 UNTIL FUZZHEAD'S FOUND. 496 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,326 OH, FOR-- CRYING OUT LOUD. 497 00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:34,597 I'M NOT KIDDING. 498 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:39,569 WHAT A NIGHTMARE. 499 00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:42,639 MY BACK ACHED, MY STOMACH HURT. 500 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:45,042 PUSH, SCHWARTZ, PUSH! 501 00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:46,109 PUSH! 502 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:52,382 IF THIS WAS WORK, FORGET IT, FORGET IT! 503 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,454 ¶ HI-HO, HI-HO ¶ 504 00:25:57,523 --> 00:26:00,057 ¶ IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO ¶ 505 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:02,125 PUSH YOUR SIDE UP. 506 00:26:02,194 --> 00:26:04,361 ANOTHER FLOOR. 507 00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:08,131 CAN'T YOU SEE I'M DYING? 508 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:12,802 ¶ HI-HO, HI-HO, HI-HO, HI-HO, HI-HO ¶ 509 00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:14,871 ¶ IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO ¶ 510 00:26:22,814 --> 00:26:25,115 I'M SO UPSET. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO FUZZHEAD? 511 00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:26,849 OH, SHE'LL BE BACK. 512 00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:29,586 SHE'S NOT GONE FOR GOOD. 513 00:26:29,654 --> 00:26:31,955 SHE'S NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. 514 00:26:32,023 --> 00:26:34,391 MAYBE SOMEBODY KIDNAPED HER. 515 00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:38,395 I READ IN RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT 516 00:26:38,464 --> 00:26:42,365 ABOUT THIS DOG COMING HOME AFTER 12 YEARS. 517 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,367 HE WALKED FROM CALIFORNIA. 518 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,870 AND ONE DAY HE WALKED IN AND LAY BY THE STOVE. 519 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:50,006 HIS NAME WAS LEONARD. 520 00:26:50,075 --> 00:26:52,142 YOU NEVER KNOW. 521 00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:54,711 EVEN THE MILKMAN HASN'T SEEN HER. 522 00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:56,646 MAYBE SHE'S VISITING. 523 00:26:56,715 --> 00:26:57,880 VISITING? WHO WOULD SHE VISIT? 524 00:26:57,949 --> 00:27:00,617 WELL, WHEN TODD AND I LIVED IN PEORIA, 525 00:27:00,685 --> 00:27:02,852 OUR NEIGHBOR HAD A HORSE NAMED HAROLD. 526 00:27:02,921 --> 00:27:08,325 EVERY YEAR HE'D VISIT HIS COUSIN IN MICHIGAN. 527 00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:11,294 YOUR NEIGHBOR HAD A COUSIN IN MICHIGAN? 528 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:14,331 NO, THE HORSE HAD A COUSIN IN MICHIGAN. HE'D VISIT HIM EVERY YEAR. 529 00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:16,366 PASS THE SUGAR, PLEASE. 530 00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:19,269 FUZZHEAD DOESN'T HAVE RELATIVES AROUND HERE. 531 00:27:19,338 --> 00:27:21,804 YOU NEVER KNOW WITH DOGS. 532 00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:24,107 THIS IS GOOD COFFEE CAKE. 533 00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:25,542 I MADE THESE POSTERS WITH RANDY'S CRAYONS. 534 00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:28,845 I'LL STICK TM UP AROUND TOWN. 535 00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:30,347 THEY LOOK NICE. 536 00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:33,383 I PUT AN AD IN THE PAPER. 537 00:27:33,452 --> 00:27:35,985 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO PUT AN AD IN THE PAPER. 538 00:27:36,054 --> 00:27:38,921 I HAD TO DESCRIBE FUZZHEAD. 539 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:42,459 I SAID SHE'S CUTE, SWEET, AND LITTLE. 540 00:27:42,528 --> 00:27:44,127 I OFFERED A REWARD. 541 00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,229 A REWARD. WHAT KIND? 542 00:27:46,298 --> 00:27:47,797 I HAVEN'T DECIDED. 543 00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:51,401 I BET THEY'D LOVE A JAR OF YOUR RHUBARB JELLY. 544 00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:53,069 THAT'S AN IDEA. 545 00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:56,806 EMILY, I GOT TO PUT UP POSTERS. 546 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,308 CAN I GO WITH YOU? 547 00:27:58,377 --> 00:28:02,412 BUD'S AT THE BLUEBIRD AND WON'T MISS ME. 548 00:28:02,481 --> 00:28:05,048 I'M GOING TO FIND FUZZHEAD. 549 00:28:05,116 --> 00:28:08,017 I STILL THINK SHE'S VISITING A RELATIVE. 550 00:28:08,086 --> 00:28:09,819 I READ THIS ARTICLE... 551 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,567 LET'S TRY OVER HERE. 552 00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:44,020 I...MAY NOT MAKE IT 553 00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:46,623 TO THE LAKE THIS YEAR. 554 00:28:46,692 --> 00:28:50,026 NOT GOING TO THE LAKE? HOW COME? 555 00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:52,128 OUR DOG FUZZHEAD DISAPPEARED. 556 00:28:52,197 --> 00:28:56,533 THE OLD LADY WON'T GO TILL SHE FINDS HER. 557 00:28:56,602 --> 00:28:58,668 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 558 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:01,137 I WISH MINE ANNOUNCED 559 00:29:01,206 --> 00:29:04,441 SHE'S NOT GOING TO INDIANAPOLIS THIS SUMMER. 560 00:29:04,509 --> 00:29:07,644 I DON'T GET THAT KIND OF LUCK. 561 00:29:07,713 --> 00:29:12,048 NOTHING LIKE A COLD BLATZ AFTER WORK. OR TWO. 562 00:29:12,117 --> 00:29:14,951 I WONDER HOW THE KID'S DOING 563 00:29:15,019 --> 00:29:18,988 ON HIS FIRST DAY AT WORK. 564 00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:25,328 SCHWARTZ! 565 00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:27,564 COME ON! 566 00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:28,898 COULDN'T EVEN LIFT IT. 567 00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:31,434 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, SCHWARTZ. 568 00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:35,238 GO! COME ON, GO! 569 00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:37,106 COME ON! 570 00:29:37,175 --> 00:29:40,243 COME ON, SCHWARTZ. 571 00:29:42,814 --> 00:29:46,716 MY EDUCATION IN LIFE HAD TRULY BEGUN. 572 00:29:58,930 --> 00:30:01,831 THAT NIGHT, I HURT ALL OVER, 573 00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:05,868 LIKE EVERY INCH WAS POUNDED BY SLEDGEHAMMERS. 574 00:30:05,937 --> 00:30:08,338 ONE DAY ON THE JOB, 575 00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:13,376 AND I HATED IT MORE THAN GOING TO THE DENTIST. 576 00:30:13,445 --> 00:30:16,780 HOW DID IT GO, WATERMELON? 577 00:30:16,848 --> 00:30:18,348 OK, I GUESS. 578 00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:20,350 WELCOME TO THE CLUB. 579 00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:23,420 LET'S GO. MOM'S GOT SUPPER ON. 580 00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:30,360 I THOUGHT MY BRAINS WOULD COOK 581 00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:32,362 IN THAT OFFICE TODAY. 582 00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:34,364 I RAN ALL OVER TOWN 583 00:30:34,433 --> 00:30:36,899 PUTTING UP POSTERS ABOUT FUZZHEAD. 584 00:30:36,968 --> 00:30:39,869 I PUT ONE IN THE BLUEBIRD. 585 00:30:39,938 --> 00:30:41,805 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 586 00:30:41,873 --> 00:30:43,873 DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING? 587 00:30:43,942 --> 00:30:46,409 NO. EMILY WENT WITH ME. 588 00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:49,111 SHE THINKS FUZZHEAD'S VISITING A RELATIVE. 589 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:51,180 SHE'S VISITING YOUR SISTER? 590 00:30:51,249 --> 00:30:53,783 FUZZHEAD'S VISITING YOUR SISTER? 591 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,118 NO. VISITING ONE OF FUZZHEAD'S RELATIVES. 592 00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:57,420 THAT'S A THEORY. 593 00:30:57,489 --> 00:31:01,958 EMILY SAYS YOU NEVER CAN TELL ABOUT DOGS. 594 00:31:04,262 --> 00:31:05,294 [CRACK] 595 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,930 HEY, HOW WAS IT, OK? 596 00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:11,868 OK. 597 00:31:11,936 --> 00:31:13,370 JUST OK, HUH? 598 00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:17,707 MA, WHEN'S FUZZHEAD COMING HOME? 599 00:31:17,776 --> 00:31:20,176 DON'T YOU WORRY, SWEETHEART. 600 00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:22,211 FUZZHEAD WILL BE HOME REALLY SOON. 601 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,749 LOOK AT THIS PFLEUGLE SUPREME BASS REEL 602 00:31:25,817 --> 00:31:29,218 ISN'T THAT THE PRETTIEST THING YOU EVER SAW? 603 00:31:29,287 --> 00:31:32,255 [NARRATOR] NOTHING IN THE WORLD OF LITERATURE 604 00:31:32,323 --> 00:31:34,724 SENDS THE BLOOD RACING QUICKER 605 00:31:34,793 --> 00:31:37,260 THAN A FISHING TACKLE CATALOGUE. 606 00:31:37,328 --> 00:31:40,162 I'VE SEEN MEN WEEP 607 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:43,266 OVER PICTURES OF FLY RODS AND SALMON STREAMERS. 608 00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:46,870 THIS YEAR'S FISHING DREAMS TURNED TO ASHES. 609 00:31:46,938 --> 00:31:49,839 I'D SPEND THE SUMMER LIKE SISYPHUS 610 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,107 PUSHING ROCKS UP MOUNTAINS. 611 00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:54,176 I WONDER WHAT FUZZHEAD IS DOING 612 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:56,212 RIGHT THIS MINUTE. 613 00:31:56,281 --> 00:31:58,782 SHE'S PROBABLY SITTING WITH COUSINS 614 00:31:58,850 --> 00:32:01,484 TALKING ABOUT THE OLD DAYS. 615 00:32:01,553 --> 00:32:04,287 MAYBE THEY'LL CATCH LASSIE COME HOME. 616 00:32:04,355 --> 00:32:07,724 AFTERWARDS THEY DROP BY THE BOWLING ALLEY 617 00:32:07,793 --> 00:32:09,793 FOR A LITTLE BILLIARDS 618 00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:13,296 AND MAYBE A COUPLE OF HOT DOGS. 619 00:32:13,364 --> 00:32:14,864 HOT DOGS. 620 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,935 I DON'T THINK THAT'S VERY FUNNY. 621 00:32:19,003 --> 00:32:21,438 WET BLANKET. 622 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,210 PUSH! 623 00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:29,913 PUSH! 624 00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:33,583 [NARRATOR] AT THE CRACK OF DAWN WE WERE BACK IN HELL. 625 00:32:33,652 --> 00:32:37,854 I'D SLEPT 14 HOURS AND WAS STILL TIRED. 626 00:32:37,923 --> 00:32:42,391 I COULD FEEL MYSELF GETTING OLDER BY THE MINUTE. 627 00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:46,963 PUSH, MAN. PUSH. 628 00:32:47,031 --> 00:32:47,964 PUSH! 629 00:32:48,032 --> 00:32:49,031 OH! 630 00:32:50,401 --> 00:32:52,301 ONLY SIX MORE FLOORS. 631 00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:54,337 OH, SHUT UP. 632 00:32:59,744 --> 00:33:02,178 GO! GO! 633 00:33:02,246 --> 00:33:06,349 SCHWARTZ, WHAT TIME IS IT? 634 00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:09,486 7:20. 635 00:33:09,554 --> 00:33:12,989 THE WHOLE DAY STRETCHED AHEAD OF US 636 00:33:13,057 --> 00:33:14,991 LIKE THE SAHARA DESERT, 637 00:33:15,059 --> 00:33:18,260 SLAVING UNDER THE BURNING SUN. 638 00:33:24,769 --> 00:33:28,137 I HARDLY REMEMBER THE NEXT TWO WEEKS. 639 00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:30,940 I TOILED CEASELESSLY 640 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:32,208 AT SCOTT'S USED FURNITURE PALACE. 641 00:33:32,276 --> 00:33:34,644 MOM RELENTLESSLY SEARCHED FOR FUZZHEAD. 642 00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:37,213 LIKE AHAB, SHE WAS DRIVEN. 643 00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:43,285 HI. I'VE LOST MY LITTLE DOG. 644 00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:46,455 DOES THIS LOOK FAMILIAR TO YOU? 645 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:47,857 NO? OH, SHOOT. 646 00:33:47,926 --> 00:33:51,360 COULD YOU PUT THIS INSIDE YOUR WINDOW? 647 00:33:51,429 --> 00:33:52,929 THANKS A LOT. 648 00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:18,655 INNOCENTLY, WITH PURE HEARTS, 649 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:20,189 WE HAD JOINED 650 00:34:20,258 --> 00:34:24,193 THAT LONG, ENDLESS LINE OF THE WORLD'S SLAVES, 651 00:34:24,262 --> 00:34:27,129 GOING BACK IN TIME BEYOND IMAGINING. 652 00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:31,701 WE HAD JOINED THE GREAT, SUFFERING MASSES OF MANKIND. 653 00:34:33,672 --> 00:34:35,004 "FASTER, FASTER!" 654 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:39,141 THAT'S ALL THEY EVER SAY TO SLAVES. "FASTER." 655 00:34:41,512 --> 00:34:44,881 WE SLAVES HAD JOINED THE AGE-OLD WAR 656 00:34:44,950 --> 00:34:47,416 AGAINST THE ROTTEN BOSSES. 657 00:34:47,485 --> 00:34:49,552 SPARTACUS LIVES. 658 00:34:57,629 --> 00:34:59,528 OHH! 659 00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:18,715 LET ME LEAVE YOU ONE OF MY POSTERS. 660 00:35:24,089 --> 00:35:26,489 THAT DOG'S RUINED MY LIFE. 661 00:35:26,557 --> 00:35:28,524 YOU GOT OUR SYMPATHY. 662 00:35:28,593 --> 00:35:31,193 IN SPITE OF EVERYTHING, 663 00:35:31,262 --> 00:35:33,462 THE RICH LIFE OF THE BLUEBIRD WENT ON. 664 00:35:33,531 --> 00:35:36,599 TWO WEEKS LOOKING FOR A DOG? 665 00:35:36,668 --> 00:35:37,734 FUZZHEAD! 666 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,770 ON OCCASION, HE WAS DRAGGED OUT 667 00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:43,873 TO LOOK FOR THE CRUMMY DOG. 668 00:35:43,942 --> 00:35:45,808 FUZZHEAD! 669 00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:02,224 YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR WORKING PAPERS. 670 00:36:02,293 --> 00:36:04,761 MOM, I'M 14. 671 00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:06,729 IF YOU GET A JOB, SHOESTRING, 672 00:36:06,798 --> 00:36:09,799 YOU CAN'T COME TO THE LAKE. 673 00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:12,835 YOU GENTLEMEN READY TO WORK? 674 00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:16,438 YOU GENTLEMEN READY TO WORK? 675 00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:19,976 READY TO THROW YOUR SHOULDERS AGAINST THAT WHEEL? 676 00:36:20,045 --> 00:36:21,978 I WANT A JOB. 677 00:36:22,047 --> 00:36:23,479 YOUR OBLIGATION'S HERE! 678 00:36:23,548 --> 00:36:26,182 THE CLUB COUNTS THESE THINGS. 679 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:28,350 YOU GENTLEMEN READY TO WORK? 680 00:36:28,419 --> 00:36:30,019 SURE. 681 00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:32,588 READY TO THROW YOUR SHOULDERS 682 00:36:32,657 --> 00:36:34,323 AGAINST THAT WHEEL? 683 00:36:34,392 --> 00:36:36,325 HA HA HA! 684 00:36:36,394 --> 00:36:37,226 HA HA HA! 685 00:36:37,295 --> 00:36:38,561 PULL! 686 00:36:38,629 --> 00:36:41,097 IF YOU GET A JOB... 687 00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:45,735 HA HA HA! 688 00:36:47,672 --> 00:36:49,538 HA HA HA! 689 00:36:51,642 --> 00:36:52,742 HA HA HA! 690 00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:53,776 PULL! 691 00:36:53,845 --> 00:36:55,311 HA HA HA! 692 00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:12,628 [CRICKETS CHIRP] 693 00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:38,454 @ FUZZHEAD! 694 00:37:38,522 --> 00:37:41,891 OH, STOP! I THINK I SEE HER! 695 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,527 HONEY, I THINK I SEE HER! FUZZHEAD! 696 00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:49,431 THAT'S NOT FUZZHEAD. 697 00:37:50,534 --> 00:37:53,369 ABOUT THIS TIME, 698 00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:56,105 HE WAS BEGINNING TO ENTERTAIN THOUGHTS OF MURDER. 699 00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:17,126 OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKES. 700 00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:19,862 MOM'S NEWSPAPER AD HAD WORKED! 701 00:38:19,931 --> 00:38:21,497 THE POWER OF ADVERTISING. 702 00:38:21,565 --> 00:38:24,433 THIS EVENT ROCKED THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 703 00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:31,274 PEOPLE FROM THREE COUNTIES ARRIVED WITH MUTTS 704 00:38:31,342 --> 00:38:33,442 TRYING FOR THE BIG REWARD. 705 00:38:51,963 --> 00:38:53,896 TWO WEEKS HAD PASSED. 706 00:38:53,965 --> 00:38:56,365 I WAS 3 INCHES SHORTER. 707 00:38:56,434 --> 00:38:58,935 I WAS 36 YEARS OLD. 708 00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:02,438 I'D WORN OUT SEVEPAIRS OF LEVIS. 709 00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:05,074 HEY, FELLAS. 710 00:39:05,143 --> 00:39:08,110 MR. SCOTT WANTS TO SEE YOU. 711 00:39:14,886 --> 00:39:16,785 MEN. 712 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:19,088 HEINEY JUST CALLED ME. 713 00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:21,623 YOU KNOW WHAT HEINEY SAID? 714 00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:25,294 HE SAID IT JUST HASN'T WORKED OUT. 715 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:26,863 BUT WHY? 716 00:39:26,931 --> 00:39:29,365 YOU HAVEN'T WORKED HARD ENOUGH, 717 00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:32,801 HAVEN'T PUT YOUR SHOULDERS TO THE WHEEL. 718 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:35,004 I'M SORRY. PICK UP YOUR SALARY FROM MRS. WHIPPLE. 719 00:39:35,073 --> 00:39:37,039 BUT-- 720 00:39:37,108 --> 00:39:40,542 WE'RE DEDUCTING $2.00 FOR THEM WORK GLOVES. 721 00:39:40,611 --> 00:39:41,543 TURN THEM IN. 722 00:39:41,612 --> 00:39:43,645 THAT'S ALL. 723 00:39:43,714 --> 00:39:45,514 ¶¶ [ " WALLY" ] 724 00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:48,184 FIRED! THE AX HAD FALLEN. 725 00:39:48,253 --> 00:39:49,685 GOOD LUCK, MEN. 726 00:39:49,754 --> 00:39:51,687 GOOD LUCK? GOOD LUCK? 727 00:39:51,756 --> 00:39:54,023 THE GREAT FRONT OFFICE CHOPPER 728 00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:58,427 HAD LOPPED OFF OUR HEADS JUST LIKE THAT. 729 00:40:01,632 --> 00:40:04,533 WHAT WILL I TELL MY FATHER? 730 00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:07,436 HOW MANY MILLIONS OF TIMES 731 00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:10,039 HAS THIS HAPPENED TO INNOCENT WORKERS 732 00:40:10,108 --> 00:40:13,042 ALL OVER THE WORLD? 733 00:40:13,111 --> 00:40:15,111 BAM! AND YOU'RE DEAD. 734 00:40:18,149 --> 00:40:22,618 JUST AS ME AND SCHWARTZ AND FLICK WERE REELING 735 00:40:22,686 --> 00:40:25,054 UNDER OUR TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE DISGRACE, 736 00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:26,622 A MIRACLE HAPPENED. 737 00:40:36,801 --> 00:40:39,268 IT CAN'T BE. 738 00:40:39,337 --> 00:40:40,903 IT CAN'T BE. 739 00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:45,741 IT IS! 740 00:40:45,810 --> 00:40:47,009 WHAT? 741 00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:51,780 LOOK AT THAT REAR WINDOW OF THAT ROLLS. 742 00:40:53,551 --> 00:40:55,551 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 743 00:40:58,089 --> 00:40:59,688 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 744 00:40:59,757 --> 00:41:02,724 HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY? 745 00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:05,894 GET OUT OF MY WAY, YOU JERK! 746 00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:10,433 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? ARE YOU CRAZY? 747 00:41:27,852 --> 00:41:29,551 FUZZHEAD! 748 00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:31,787 IT'S FUZZHEAD! 749 00:41:38,729 --> 00:41:40,196 FUZZHEAD! IT'S FUZZHEAD! 750 00:41:40,264 --> 00:41:41,830 YEA, FUZZHEAD! 751 00:41:43,868 --> 00:41:45,401 [HONK] 752 00:41:45,470 --> 00:41:47,103 MOVE IT! GET OUT OF THE WAY, YOU JERK! 753 00:42:13,898 --> 00:42:15,964 [HONK] 754 00:43:10,955 --> 00:43:12,521 THANK YOU, MADAM. 755 00:43:13,558 --> 00:43:16,392 HOLY SMOKES. 756 00:43:16,461 --> 00:43:18,026 SHOULD SHE BE WALKED, MADAM? 757 00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:19,695 SHORTLY. 758 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,568 MY PETITE FOO-FOO, MY CHERIE FOO-FOO. 759 00:43:25,636 --> 00:43:27,836 KISS. KISS. KISS. KISS. 760 00:43:27,905 --> 00:43:31,974 SHALL I ASCERTAIN WHAT THESE PEOPLE WANT, MADAM? 761 00:43:32,042 --> 00:43:35,844 WELL, WHO ARE THEY? 762 00:43:35,913 --> 00:43:37,746 EXCUSE ME, LADY, BUT-- 763 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:40,516 THIS IS A PRIVATE DRIVE. 764 00:43:40,585 --> 00:43:42,884 THE PUBLIC BEACH, SIR, IS THAT WAY. 765 00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:44,520 FUZZHEAD! 766 00:43:44,589 --> 00:43:46,455 OH, SWEETHEART, IT'S FUZZHEAD! 767 00:43:46,524 --> 00:43:47,823 IT'S FUZZHEAD. 768 00:43:47,891 --> 00:43:49,758 NO. THIS IS FOO-FOO. 769 00:43:49,827 --> 00:43:51,327 MY CHERIE, FOO-FOO. 770 00:43:51,395 --> 00:43:53,762 SHE LEFT US ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO. 771 00:43:53,831 --> 00:43:55,297 TWO WEEKS AGO, 772 00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:58,267 MY DARLING FOO-FOO SCRATCHES UPON THE DOOR, 773 00:43:58,336 --> 00:44:00,436 AND I-- 774 00:44:00,505 --> 00:44:01,737 I OPENED THE DOOR, 775 00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:03,772 AND THERE SHE WAS. 776 00:44:03,841 --> 00:44:06,808 WELL, THIS IS WHERE SHE COMES, SO I KNOW THIS IS WHERE SHE WANTS TO STAY. 777 00:44:06,877 --> 00:44:09,077 SHE DOES SO ENJOY THE CAVIAR. 778 00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:13,782 AND SHE DRINKS ONLY EVIAN WATER. 779 00:44:13,851 --> 00:44:16,252 OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 780 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,622 HEY, SHE'S GOT DIAMONDS ON HER COLLAR! 781 00:44:19,690 --> 00:44:20,789 SHH! 782 00:44:20,858 --> 00:44:23,259 BUT IF SHE IS, 783 00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:26,295 AS YOU SAY, FUZZHEAD, 784 00:44:26,364 --> 00:44:28,364 THEN SHE SHOULD BE 785 00:44:28,432 --> 00:44:30,566 WITH HER RIGHTFUL PEOPLE, YES? 786 00:44:30,635 --> 00:44:32,034 INDEED, MADAM. 787 00:44:32,102 --> 00:44:35,037 UH, AND THERE'S A REWARD, TOO. 788 00:44:35,105 --> 00:44:37,540 A GREAT BIG FAT 5 SPOT. 789 00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:40,543 THE RICH NEVER MISS A CHANCE 790 00:44:40,611 --> 00:44:42,978 TO ADD TO THE PILE. 791 00:44:43,047 --> 00:44:46,982 I MAKE FOO-FOO A PRESENT OF THE COLLAR. 792 00:44:47,051 --> 00:44:49,051 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 793 00:44:49,119 --> 00:44:51,053 COME ALONG, FUZZHEAD. 794 00:44:51,121 --> 00:44:53,055 BYE-BYE, FOO-FOO. 795 00:44:53,123 --> 00:44:55,624 DON'T FORGET YOUR COLETTE. 796 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:59,027 YOU KNOW, WE COULD BRING HER TO VISIT YOU. 797 00:44:59,096 --> 00:45:01,630 THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY. 798 00:45:05,570 --> 00:45:07,769 RANDY, GET THE DOOR. 799 00:45:07,838 --> 00:45:10,772 FUZZHEAD HAD TASTED THE RICH WINE 800 00:45:10,841 --> 00:45:13,509 OF THE GOOD LIFE. 801 00:45:13,578 --> 00:45:15,844 SHE WAS NEVER QUITE THE SAME AFTERWARDS. 802 00:45:22,086 --> 00:45:24,920 YOU'RE BACK AMONG THE POOR, FUZZHEAD. 803 00:45:24,988 --> 00:45:28,056 THE GOOD LIFE AIN'T FOR EVERYBODY. 804 00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:30,459 I'M SO GLAD FUZZHEAD'S BACK. 805 00:45:30,528 --> 00:45:32,461 I HATE SAYING THIS, 806 00:45:32,530 --> 00:45:35,331 BUT I THINK FUZZHEAD DELIBERATELY LOOKED 807 00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:37,399 FOR A BETTER SPOT. 808 00:45:37,468 --> 00:45:39,568 FUZZHEAD WOULDN'T DO THAT. 809 00:45:39,637 --> 00:45:41,470 NOT MY FUZZHEAD. 810 00:45:42,773 --> 00:45:46,308 FUZZHEAD WAS LEFT WITH ONLY HER MEMORIES. 811 00:46:11,335 --> 00:46:16,272 OH, IT'S GREAT TO SEE THAT PILE OF VACATION STUFF. 812 00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:20,676 I DIDN'T THINK WE WOULD MAKE IT THIS YEAR. 813 00:46:21,679 --> 00:46:24,713 MOM, CAN I BRING MY RACCOON? 814 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:27,816 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, THAT'S 3 FEET TALL. 815 00:46:27,885 --> 00:46:30,018 WE'RE OVERLOADED AS IT IS. 816 00:46:30,087 --> 00:46:32,488 YOU MAY BRING HIM. 817 00:46:33,691 --> 00:46:37,125 I'M GOING TO MISS RALPH THIS YEAR, 818 00:46:37,194 --> 00:46:40,195 BUT THEN HE'S GOT A JOB. 819 00:46:40,264 --> 00:46:43,699 HERE HE IS, RALPH, THE SLAVE KID. 820 00:46:43,768 --> 00:46:44,700 FUZZHEAD! 821 00:46:44,769 --> 00:46:46,201 IT'S FUZZHEAD. 822 00:46:46,270 --> 00:46:47,636 WHERE WAS SHE? 823 00:46:47,705 --> 00:46:49,705 IT'S A LONG STORY. 824 00:46:49,774 --> 00:46:52,207 I'LL TELL YOU AFTER SUPPER. 825 00:46:52,276 --> 00:46:55,511 GET WASHED UP. 826 00:46:55,579 --> 00:46:59,515 I SEE YOU GOT OUT THE CAMPING STUFF. 827 00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:02,351 SORRY YOU CAN'T GO THIS YEAR. 828 00:47:03,921 --> 00:47:07,189 WELL, I HAVE SOME BIG NEWS. 829 00:47:07,257 --> 00:47:09,891 I QUIT MY JOB. 830 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,861 QUIT YOUR JOB? QUIT YOUR JOB? 831 00:47:12,930 --> 00:47:16,865 QUITTING A JOB ISN'T IN THE WORK ETHIC. 832 00:47:16,934 --> 00:47:18,434 I GOT TO THINKING, 833 00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:21,470 ALTHOUGH I WANTED A RACING BIKE, 834 00:47:21,539 --> 00:47:23,939 I COULDN'T DESERT MY FAMILY. 835 00:47:24,007 --> 00:47:28,444 A FAT LIE THAT TURNS A BUM INTO A HERO 836 00:47:28,512 --> 00:47:30,278 IS THE BEST KIND. 837 00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:32,981 THEY NEVER KNEW I WAS CANNED. 838 00:47:33,050 --> 00:47:36,752 SO EARLY TO BED AND UP AT 4 A.M. 839 00:47:36,821 --> 00:47:38,721 TO BEAT THE TRAFFIC. 840 00:47:38,789 --> 00:47:42,224 FOR YEARS WE HEARD THAT SAME TUNE-- 841 00:47:42,292 --> 00:47:46,261 "WE'RE GETTING UP EARLY AND BEAT THE TRAFFIC." 842 00:47:46,330 --> 00:47:49,865 OLLIE HOPNOODLE'S HAVEN OF BLISS, HERE WE COME! 843 00:47:49,933 --> 00:47:52,768 RISE AND SHINE! 844 00:47:56,139 --> 00:47:57,573 ARE YOU UP? 845 00:47:57,641 --> 00:48:00,208 WILL YOU SHUT UP? 846 00:48:02,847 --> 00:48:06,815 RALPH, DON'T FEED THE DOG AT THE TABLE. 847 00:48:07,985 --> 00:48:10,819 MOTHER THOUGHT GOING TO THE LAKE 848 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:13,321 WAS LIKE GOING TO ANTARCTICA. 849 00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:15,391 A PLATOON OF INFANTRYMEN 850 00:48:15,459 --> 00:48:17,893 COULD'VE SURVIVED FOR A MONTH 851 00:48:17,961 --> 00:48:20,662 ON WHAT SHE DRAGGED ALONG. 852 00:48:38,883 --> 00:48:41,283 I'M OUT OF CIGARETTES. 853 00:48:41,351 --> 00:48:44,319 OH, I FORGOT TO BUY THEM. 854 00:48:59,403 --> 00:49:03,572 EVERYONE KNEW HOW DANGEROUS IT WAS TO GOAD HIM 855 00:49:03,641 --> 00:49:06,074 AT AN HOUR LIKE THIS. 856 00:49:06,143 --> 00:49:10,312 I'M SMOKING OLD BUTTS FROM THE ASHTRAY. 857 00:49:12,583 --> 00:49:14,683 COFFEE! 858 00:49:14,752 --> 00:49:16,752 THE FIRST GOLDEN MOMENTS 859 00:49:16,821 --> 00:49:20,288 OF THE OLD MAN'S VACATION HAD BEGUN. 860 00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:22,257 WE GOT THE THERMOS. 861 00:49:22,326 --> 00:49:23,325 CHECK. 862 00:49:23,393 --> 00:49:24,760 TOILET PAPER. 863 00:49:24,829 --> 00:49:25,761 CHECK. 864 00:49:25,830 --> 00:49:28,129 RANDY'S CANTEEN. 865 00:49:28,198 --> 00:49:30,098 CAMERA, KLEENEX, AND BASEBALL. 866 00:49:30,167 --> 00:49:31,399 CHECK. 867 00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:33,335 THERE'S THE COFFEEPOT. 868 00:49:33,403 --> 00:49:35,471 AH, CHECK. 869 00:49:35,539 --> 00:49:36,638 EXTRA BLANKETS. 870 00:49:36,707 --> 00:49:37,940 CHECK. 871 00:49:38,008 --> 00:49:40,375 OK. WE HAVE THE ELECTRO-LUX 872 00:49:40,444 --> 00:49:43,011 AND THE BANANAS. 873 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:44,312 CHECK. 874 00:49:44,381 --> 00:49:46,214 YOUR BOWLING BALL. 875 00:49:46,283 --> 00:49:47,816 AND THE RACOON. 876 00:49:47,885 --> 00:49:49,685 CHECK. 877 00:49:49,753 --> 00:49:51,820 ALL THREE TENNIS RACKETS. 878 00:49:51,889 --> 00:49:53,121 CHECK. 879 00:49:53,190 --> 00:49:55,123 BOX OF CANNED GOODS. 880 00:49:55,192 --> 00:49:56,358 CHECK. 881 00:49:56,426 --> 00:49:57,993 SPARE TIRE. 882 00:49:59,196 --> 00:50:01,196 LOADING UP TOOK HOURS. 883 00:50:01,264 --> 00:50:04,165 IT'S PART OF THE VACATION RITUAL. 884 00:50:04,234 --> 00:50:07,168 WITH ONLY TWO WEEKS A YEAR, 885 00:50:07,237 --> 00:50:10,171 YOU MAKE IT A BIG DEAL. 886 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:13,174 WINDOWS AND FRONT DOOR ARE LOCKED. 887 00:50:13,243 --> 00:50:15,243 GOT THE BATH MAT? 888 00:50:15,312 --> 00:50:16,745 THE WHAT? 889 00:50:16,814 --> 00:50:18,246 THE BATH MAT. 890 00:50:18,315 --> 00:50:20,348 FOR WHAT? 891 00:50:20,417 --> 00:50:23,485 WELL, IT MIGHT BE NICE. 892 00:50:25,088 --> 00:50:26,955 I'LL GET IT. 893 00:50:28,258 --> 00:50:30,792 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 894 00:50:30,861 --> 00:50:32,794 THIS ROPE'S GOOD, DAD. 895 00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:34,029 OK. 896 00:50:37,768 --> 00:50:39,601 HERE IT IS. 897 00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:45,707 WHAT'S THAT FOR? 898 00:50:45,776 --> 00:50:48,076 IN CASE SOMEBODY GETS SICK. RANDY. 899 00:50:48,145 --> 00:50:50,546 ARE YOU IN THERE, RANDY? 900 00:50:50,614 --> 00:50:53,081 GOOD. DON'T PLAY WITH THAT. 901 00:50:53,150 --> 00:50:54,583 I WANT WATER. 902 00:50:54,652 --> 00:50:57,586 NOT NOW. PLAY WITH YOUR VIEWMASTER. 903 00:50:57,655 --> 00:51:00,455 LIE DOWN. PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN. 904 00:51:00,524 --> 00:51:04,426 BE A GOOD DOGGY AND GO TO SLEEP. 905 00:51:04,494 --> 00:51:07,462 RALPH, KEEP AN EYE ON FUZZHEAD. 906 00:51:07,531 --> 00:51:10,065 OK. 907 00:51:10,133 --> 00:51:13,401 I'M LOCKING UP. DOES ANYONE HAVE TO GO? 908 00:51:13,470 --> 00:51:14,670 RANDY? 909 00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:16,471 NO. NOT ME. 910 00:51:16,540 --> 00:51:19,575 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE. 911 00:51:19,643 --> 00:51:22,010 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 912 00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:25,246 EVERYBODY PILE IN. 913 00:51:25,315 --> 00:51:27,883 LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD. 914 00:51:27,952 --> 00:51:30,485 [NARRATOR] AT LAST, WE WERE READY FOR BLAST-OFF. 915 00:51:30,554 --> 00:51:32,955 I CAN HARDLY WAIT. 916 00:51:35,492 --> 00:51:37,492 [ENGINE SPUTTERING] 917 00:51:39,329 --> 00:51:43,198 OH! THAT STARTER SPRING IS STUCK AGAIN! 918 00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:52,507 YOU TURN THE KEY WHEN I JUMP UP AND DOWN ON THE BUMPER. 919 00:51:52,576 --> 00:51:54,676 DO I HAVE TO DEPRESS THE CLUTCH? 920 00:51:54,745 --> 00:51:59,180 NO! JUST TURN THE KEY! 921 00:52:05,555 --> 00:52:08,256 [SPUTTERING] 922 00:52:08,325 --> 00:52:10,926 DON'T SAY A WORD. 923 00:52:14,064 --> 00:52:16,999 EVERYBODY SIT REAL STILL. 924 00:52:21,505 --> 00:52:24,205 DON'T EVEN BREATHE. 925 00:52:28,345 --> 00:52:32,080 [ENGINE SPUTTERING, REVVING ] 926 00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:34,983 YEAH! 927 00:52:35,052 --> 00:52:37,919 WE'RE OFF! 928 00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,221 LET'S GO! 929 00:52:45,729 --> 00:52:48,664 BYE-BYE! HAVE A GOOD TIME. DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR PLANTS! 930 00:52:48,732 --> 00:52:50,899 BYE! THANKS A LOT! 931 00:52:50,968 --> 00:52:53,935 BYE! 932 00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:55,804 OH, RALPH, THERE'S THAT NICE WANDA HICKY. WAVE GOOD-BYE TO HER. 933 00:52:55,873 --> 00:52:59,507 COME ON, MOM. DO IT! 934 00:53:03,413 --> 00:53:05,213 THERE, THAT DIDN'T HURT, DID IT? 935 00:53:05,282 --> 00:53:08,483 I GOTTA GO! WHAT IS IT, RANDY? 936 00:53:08,552 --> 00:53:13,188 I GOTTA GO! I KNEW IT! 937 00:53:13,256 --> 00:53:16,257 YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO HOLD IT! 938 00:53:22,432 --> 00:53:26,367 [NARRATOR] THE ROAD, THE NATURAL STATE OF BEING FOR EVERY AMERICAN! 939 00:53:26,436 --> 00:53:29,571 AH, THE WIND IN OUR HAIR, THE HUM OF TIRES! 940 00:53:29,639 --> 00:53:32,440 THE YELLOW LINE COMING AT YOU FOREVER. 941 00:53:32,509 --> 00:53:35,744 LET ME GET THAT MICHIGAN MAP IN THERE. 942 00:53:39,016 --> 00:53:44,019 HOLY COW! WHO STUCK THE CHOCOLATE BAR IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT? 943 00:53:44,088 --> 00:53:49,024 WHAT DUMB SUCKER-- IT'S GOT NUTS IN IT. 944 00:53:49,093 --> 00:53:54,029 THIS BECAME ONE OF THE FAMILY'S GREAT UNSOLVED MYSTERIES. NOBODY ADMITTED IT. 945 00:53:54,098 --> 00:53:57,632 IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN RANDY. HE WOULD HAVE INSTANTLY EATEN THE CHOCOLATE BAR. 946 00:53:57,701 --> 00:54:00,468 MY MOTHER DID NOT APPROVE OF CANDY IN ANY FORM. CANDY IS NOT ALLOWED. 947 00:54:00,537 --> 00:54:02,503 I KNOW I DIDN'T DO IT. WHO DID? 948 00:54:02,572 --> 00:54:05,373 WAS IT THE OLD MAN HIMSELF? THE STORY NEVER CAME OUT. 949 00:54:05,442 --> 00:54:08,476 AND NEITHER DID THE CHOCOLATE. FROM THAT DAY ON, 950 00:54:08,545 --> 00:54:11,780 WE HAD A CHOCOLATE-LINED GLOVE COMPARTMENT... WITH NUTS. 951 00:54:18,588 --> 00:54:20,989 WE ARE A NOMADIC PEOPLE. 952 00:54:21,058 --> 00:54:23,125 IT WAS AMERICANS WHO CREATED THE MOBILE HOME, 953 00:54:23,193 --> 00:54:25,160 NOT YUGOSLAVIANS OR BELGIANS. 954 00:54:25,229 --> 00:54:27,796 AMERICANS! TRAVEL TO AN AMERICAN 955 00:54:27,865 --> 00:54:30,531 IS WHAT EATING STRUDEL IS TO A GERMAN. 956 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:35,203 WE ARE SIMPLY REAFFIRMING OUR NATIONAL HERITAGE. 957 00:54:38,642 --> 00:54:41,109 OKAY, EVERYONE, WHAT AM I THINKING OF? 958 00:54:41,178 --> 00:54:44,880 IT'S A FIVE-LETTER WORD. 959 00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:47,482 IS IT AN ANIMAL? NO. 960 00:54:47,550 --> 00:54:50,285 IS IT A VEGETABLE? NO. 961 00:54:50,353 --> 00:54:55,090 THEN IT HAS TO BE A MINERAL. NO. 962 00:54:57,027 --> 00:55:00,228 MOM, IT'S GOT TO BE EITHER ANIMAL, VEGETABLE OR MINERAL. 963 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:02,264 WHY? 964 00:55:02,332 --> 00:55:06,234 [GROANING] RANDY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 965 00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:08,536 I THINK I'M SICK. 966 00:55:08,605 --> 00:55:11,339 UH-OH. STOP THE CAR. FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD! 967 00:55:11,408 --> 00:55:13,508 MY KID BROTHER WAS AFFLICTED WITH A VIRULENT DISEASE 968 00:55:13,576 --> 00:55:16,945 WHICH THEY CALLED, IN THOSE DAYS, CAR SICKNESS. 969 00:55:17,014 --> 00:55:21,416 LIKE THE BUBONIC PLAGUE AND SCURVY, IT SEEMS TO HAVE DISAPPEARED IN RECENT YEARS. 970 00:55:21,484 --> 00:55:24,552 ALL RIGHT, RANDY. HURRY UP. 971 00:55:24,621 --> 00:55:28,890 EVERY 30 MILES OR SO HE UNLEASHED ANOTHER BARRAGE. 972 00:55:28,959 --> 00:55:32,560 CONSIDERING THAT HE RARELY ATE ANYTHING, WE ALWAYS WONDERED WHERE IT CAME FROM. 973 00:55:32,629 --> 00:55:35,496 HE HAD AN ENDLESS SUPPLY! 974 00:55:35,565 --> 00:55:38,666 [CHUCKLING] 975 00:55:41,438 --> 00:55:46,507 MOM, CAN I HAVE A TOOTSIE ROLL? 976 00:55:46,576 --> 00:55:49,577 OH, NO! 977 00:55:55,685 --> 00:55:58,920 [ENGINE SPUTTERING] 978 00:55:58,989 --> 00:56:03,091 FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD! 979 00:56:19,176 --> 00:56:22,010 DON'T SAY A WORD. 980 00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:25,613 ARE WE ALMOST THERE? 981 00:56:25,682 --> 00:56:28,449 DON'T ANYBODY JIGGLE. 982 00:56:36,693 --> 00:56:40,929 [ENGINE REVVING] 983 00:56:50,941 --> 00:56:53,909 [NARRATOR] ON THE LONG TRIP, AS IN TIMES OF YORE, 984 00:56:53,977 --> 00:56:59,214 TRAVELERS WILED AWAY THE TIME BY TELLING STORIES AND PLAYING GAMES. 985 00:56:59,283 --> 00:57:01,182 THEY DID IT ON THE WAY TO CANTERBURY 986 00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:04,185 AND ON DANTE'S VACATION TRIP TO HELL. 987 00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:06,988 LET'S PLAY 20 QUESTIONS. RALPH, YOU START. 988 00:57:07,057 --> 00:57:10,025 ALL RIGHT. 989 00:57:10,093 --> 00:57:12,327 I'M THINKING OF A WORD 990 00:57:12,396 --> 00:57:16,264 BEGINNING WITH..."B." 991 00:57:16,333 --> 00:57:19,000 YOU'VE GOT 20 QUESTIONS. 992 00:57:19,069 --> 00:57:22,404 - IS IT A PURPLE FROG? - NO, STUPID. I SAID "B." 993 00:57:22,472 --> 00:57:25,440 OH, I THOUGHT YOU SAID "P." 994 00:57:25,508 --> 00:57:29,010 [MOM] BASEBALL GAME? NOPE. TWO DOWN. 995 00:57:29,079 --> 00:57:32,113 I KNOW WHAT IT IS. WHAT? 996 00:57:32,182 --> 00:57:34,649 BOLOGNA. 997 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,453 HOW'YOU GUESS? 998 00:57:38,521 --> 00:57:41,990 I KNOW HOW YOU THINK, RADISH TOP. 999 00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:47,362 LOOK AT THE SIGN. STOP! WHAT SIGN? 1000 00:57:47,431 --> 00:57:49,464 RIGHT HERE. WHY? 1001 00:57:49,532 --> 00:57:53,568 OH, LOOK. OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 1002 00:58:04,181 --> 00:58:07,648 I'LL JUST BE A SECOND. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1003 00:58:07,717 --> 00:58:10,918 WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO STOP FOR ANY DUMB HOOKED RUGS! 1004 00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:13,388 WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT TO OLLIE'S BEFORE DARK. 1005 00:58:13,457 --> 00:58:15,457 JUST A MINUTE. 1006 00:58:16,893 --> 00:58:19,560 I'M THIRSTY. 1007 00:58:19,629 --> 00:58:23,365 HERE. SHUT UP FOR ONCE, WILL YA? YOU SHUT UP. 1008 00:58:23,433 --> 00:58:25,533 YOU BOTH SHUT UP. WHAT IS YOUR MOTHER DOING? 1009 00:58:25,602 --> 00:58:29,037 OW! RALPH'S HITTING ME. 1010 00:58:29,106 --> 00:58:31,006 [NARRATOR] JUST A FEW YEARS AGO, HALF THE COUNTRY 1011 00:58:31,074 --> 00:58:34,409 SEEMED TO BE ENGAGED IN MAKING HOOKED RUGS, 1012 00:58:34,478 --> 00:58:38,746 [RANDY] MY FOOT'S ASLEEP. THE OTHER HALF IN BUYING THEM. 1013 00:58:38,815 --> 00:58:41,749 WHAT DO I DO? 1014 00:58:45,155 --> 00:58:50,158 JUST ONCE... I'D LIKE TO GET TO OLLIE'S BEFORE DARK. 1015 00:58:50,227 --> 00:58:53,328 JUST ONCE! 1016 00:58:53,397 --> 00:58:55,430 [WHISTLES] COME HERE, GOAT. 1017 00:58:55,499 --> 00:58:57,899 LOOK AT THE GOAT, DAD. HEY, MR. GOAT. 1018 00:59:16,986 --> 00:59:20,188 I TOLD YOU IT'D JUST TAKE A MINUTE. 1019 00:59:24,294 --> 00:59:27,662 WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 1020 00:59:27,730 --> 00:59:30,565 THAT WAS HER FAVORITE RUG. 1021 00:59:30,633 --> 00:59:33,368 SHE COULDN'T BEAR TO PART WITH IT. ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? 1022 00:59:33,437 --> 00:59:38,306 SHE SAYS SHE HASN'T SOLD ANYTHING IN YEARS. SHE EVEN GAVE ME THESE EGGS. 1023 00:59:38,375 --> 00:59:43,044 SHE SAYS SELLING ONE OF THEM WOULD BE LIKE SELLING ONE OF HER OWN CHILDREN. 1024 00:59:43,113 --> 00:59:48,116 - SHE'S A NUT CAKE. - YEAH, A REAL WEIRDO. 1025 00:59:48,185 --> 00:59:51,586 [MOM] NO, SHE ISN'T, RALPH. SHE IS A VERY NICE LADY. 1026 00:59:51,654 --> 00:59:55,923 SHE'S JUST AN ARTIST. IF SHE'S AN ARTIST, 1027 00:59:55,992 --> 00:59:57,992 I AM MARIO ANDRETTI. 1028 01:00:02,399 --> 01:00:04,365 ¶ THE FARMER'S IN THE DELL ¶ 1029 01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:06,534 ¶ THE FARMER'S IN THE DELL ¶ 1030 01:00:06,603 --> 01:00:12,107 ¶ HEIGH HO THE DAIRY-O THE FARMER'S IN THE DELL ¶¶ 1031 01:00:12,175 --> 01:00:14,909 OH, THIS IS SO WONDERFUL! 1032 01:00:14,978 --> 01:00:17,878 IT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN LAST YEAR, ISN'T IT? 1033 01:00:17,947 --> 01:00:20,381 EVERYTHING'S GOIN' SO WELL. DON'T YOU THINK SO? [BANG] 1034 01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:24,752 AH! A FLAT! A FLAT! 1035 01:00:24,821 --> 01:00:27,054 WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT? 1036 01:00:27,124 --> 01:00:30,758 NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. I'M SORRY. 1037 01:00:41,070 --> 01:00:43,505 FLAT. 1038 01:00:44,174 --> 01:00:47,074 CAN I HELP? 1039 01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:49,944 ARE YOU KIDDING? 1040 01:00:50,013 --> 01:00:53,848 FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD! 1041 01:01:01,824 --> 01:01:04,159 [MOM] DON'T YOU THINK WE'D BETTER GET GAS? 1042 01:01:04,227 --> 01:01:06,294 THE GAUGE IS POINTING AT THE "E." 1043 01:01:06,363 --> 01:01:10,898 DON'T WORRY. I'M WAITING FOR A TEXAS ROYAL SUPREME BLUE STATION. 1044 01:01:10,967 --> 01:01:14,536 WHAT FOR? THEY SPONSOR THE WHITE SOX GAMES. 1045 01:01:14,604 --> 01:01:18,072 OH. 1046 01:01:25,948 --> 01:01:29,184 GEE WHIZ, DAD! AH, SHUT UP! 1047 01:01:32,255 --> 01:01:34,656 NO ONE ASKED YOU TO COME. 1048 01:01:37,661 --> 01:01:40,895 I DON'T WANNA HEAR NO MORE TALKIN'. 1049 01:01:45,502 --> 01:01:47,768 [MOM] WOULD ANYONE LIKE AN APPLE? 1050 01:01:47,837 --> 01:01:51,772 OKAY, LET ME GET THEM. 1051 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:55,276 ONE FOR YOU, RALPH. THANKS. YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE? 1052 01:01:55,345 --> 01:01:58,213 ONE FOR YOU, RANDY. 1053 01:01:58,281 --> 01:02:03,484 [GROANING] 1054 01:02:08,291 --> 01:02:12,694 [NARRATOR] SO IT WENT, HOUR AFTER BORING HOUR. 1055 01:02:12,762 --> 01:02:15,396 [ENGINE SPUTTERING, BANGING] 1056 01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:26,874 OH. 1057 01:02:26,943 --> 01:02:29,544 YOU WANNA FILL 'ER UP, BUB? 1058 01:02:29,613 --> 01:02:32,146 KIDS GOTTA USE THE TOILET. OKAY. 1059 01:02:32,215 --> 01:02:34,249 'ROUND THE SIDE PAST THEM TIRES. 1060 01:02:34,317 --> 01:02:36,917 IT'S AROUND THE SIDE PAST THEM TIRES. 1061 01:02:44,060 --> 01:02:46,060 THANK YOU. 1062 01:02:54,738 --> 01:02:57,505 BY GEORGE, THAT'S DRY AS A BONE. 1063 01:02:57,574 --> 01:02:59,974 NEED ABOUT TWO AND A HALF QUARTS, I'D SAY. 1064 01:03:00,042 --> 01:03:02,577 YOU WANT THE GOOD STUFF OR THE CHEAP STUFF? 1065 01:03:02,646 --> 01:03:06,080 THE CHEAP STUFF, HEAVIEST YOU'VE GOT. ALL RIGHT. 1066 01:03:06,149 --> 01:03:10,718 QUITE AN ANTIQUE YOU'VE GOT. A REAL COLLECTOR'S ITEM, AIN'T IT? 1067 01:03:14,424 --> 01:03:16,991 [GROWLING] [SCREAMING] 1068 01:03:17,059 --> 01:03:20,194 [SCREAMING] 1069 01:03:20,263 --> 01:03:24,499 WHAT? THERE'S A HUGE, FEROCIOUS BEAST BACK THERE. 1070 01:03:24,567 --> 01:03:26,467 YOU MUST BE TALKIN' ABOUT LUKE. 1071 01:03:26,536 --> 01:03:28,836 - CAN I GO TAKE A LOOK? - IT'S YOUR LIFE. 1072 01:03:28,905 --> 01:03:31,606 I WANNA GO TOO. CERTAINLY NOT, YOUNG MAN! 1073 01:03:31,675 --> 01:03:34,342 YOU ARE GETTING RIGHT BACK IN THAT CAR! 1074 01:03:34,411 --> 01:03:36,678 LET'S GO SEE THIS FEROCIOUS BEAST. 1075 01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:41,749 [CHUCKLING] 1076 01:03:49,759 --> 01:03:53,060 [GROWLING] 1077 01:03:53,129 --> 01:03:55,630 [YELLING] 1078 01:03:55,699 --> 01:03:57,665 GET OUTTA HERE! 1079 01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:02,870 HOLY COW! WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THAT? 1080 01:04:02,939 --> 01:04:06,441 THAT WASN'T A DOG. LUKE'S NOT YOUR ORDINARY DOG. 1081 01:04:06,509 --> 01:04:08,476 WHAT KIND IS HE? HE'S MERESHOUND. 1082 01:04:08,545 --> 01:04:11,278 NEVER HEARD OF MERESHOUND. THEY'RE BRED IN MASSACHUSETTS. 1083 01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:14,281 THEY GO 300, 400 POUNDS FULL-GROWN. 1084 01:04:14,351 --> 01:04:17,184 OF COURSE, LUKE'S JUST A PUP. PUP? 1085 01:04:17,253 --> 01:04:20,521 YEAH. THAT'D BE A DOLLAR, PLEASE. HOLY SMOKES! A PUP! 1086 01:04:20,590 --> 01:04:22,724 THERE AIN'T MANY OF 'EM AROUND NO MORE. 1087 01:04:22,792 --> 01:04:27,528 THEY'RE ILLEGAL IN MOST STATES. [FEROCIOUS GROWLING] 1088 01:04:29,833 --> 01:04:34,802 LUKE! SHUT UP, YOU STUPID DOG! SHUT YOUR MOUTH! 1089 01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:38,105 SHUT UP! SHUT UP! 1090 01:04:38,174 --> 01:04:41,876 Y'ALL COME BACK NOW. HE'S A PLAYFUL-- 1091 01:04:41,944 --> 01:04:44,512 [FEROCIOUS GROWLING] SHUT UP, LUKE! 1092 01:04:44,581 --> 01:04:47,515 STOP IT! SHUT UP! 1093 01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:55,656 I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR MY TWO, GOOD BOYS. 1094 01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:58,793 POPCORN! YES. THERE'S ONE FOR YOU, RALPH. 1095 01:04:58,862 --> 01:05:01,629 HERE'S YOURS, RANDY. DARLING, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? 1096 01:05:01,698 --> 01:05:04,799 A BITE, YES. ALL RIGHT. 1097 01:05:04,868 --> 01:05:07,368 HERE, I'LL HOLD IT FOR YOU. 1098 01:05:07,437 --> 01:05:12,273 RALPH HAS MORE THAN ME! NO, HE DOESN'T. IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME. 1099 01:05:12,341 --> 01:05:14,409 OH, RALPH, PLEASE! NO, NO! 1100 01:05:14,477 --> 01:05:16,944 RALPH! RANDY! 1101 01:05:17,013 --> 01:05:20,047 [RALPH YELLING] CUT IT OUT! 1102 01:05:20,116 --> 01:05:22,850 [SCREECHING] 1103 01:05:27,056 --> 01:05:28,956 HA, HA! I HAVE YOUR MAGAZINE. 1104 01:05:29,025 --> 01:05:31,258 SAYS WHO? SAYS ME! 1105 01:05:31,327 --> 01:05:34,194 THAT CRUMMY THERMOSTAT! 1106 01:05:34,263 --> 01:05:37,698 IT'S STEAMING! NO. 1107 01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:40,802 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT? I CAN SEE IT, HONEY. 1108 01:05:40,870 --> 01:05:44,238 LOOK, THERE IT IS. 1109 01:05:44,307 --> 01:05:47,374 [NARRATOR] AT LEAST ONCE EVERY TRIP THE RADIATOR BOILED OVER. 1110 01:05:47,444 --> 01:05:49,410 IF IT WASN'T THE THERMOSTAT, 1111 01:05:49,479 --> 01:05:52,346 IT WAS THAT THE OLD MAN HAD FORGOTTEN TO GET THE RADIATOR FLUSHED OUT. 1112 01:05:52,415 --> 01:05:56,216 EITHER WAY, IT WAS GOOD FOR A HALF HOUR OF EXCITEMENT. 1113 01:05:58,220 --> 01:05:59,620 [HISSING] 1114 01:05:59,689 --> 01:06:01,989 [COUGHS] 1115 01:06:02,058 --> 01:06:04,224 OOH! AAH! 1116 01:06:04,293 --> 01:06:08,863 OH, GOODY! WE CAN HAVE A PICNIC. YEAH! 1117 01:06:08,932 --> 01:06:12,132 ISN'T THAT A GOOD IDEA, BOYS? 1118 01:06:12,201 --> 01:06:16,103 RALPH, TAKE FUZZHEAD OUT OF THE CAR. 1119 01:06:16,172 --> 01:06:18,205 RANDY, HELP ME SPREAD THE BLANKET. 1120 01:06:29,051 --> 01:06:31,051 OOH. 1121 01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:34,154 THAT CRUMMY FAN BELT'S GONNA GIVE ANY MINUTE. 1122 01:06:34,223 --> 01:06:36,958 THESE SANDWICHES ARE STILL FRESH. 1123 01:06:40,897 --> 01:06:45,099 RALPH, TAKE FUZZHEAD AND TIE HER IN THE SHADE BY THE CAR. 1124 01:06:45,167 --> 01:06:49,103 GIVE HER A BOWL OF WATER. CRYIN' OUT LOUD! 1125 01:06:49,171 --> 01:06:52,740 THE FUEL LINE IS LEAKING! 1126 01:06:52,809 --> 01:06:56,343 HONEY, JUST LET IT COOL DOWN FOR A MINUTE. 1127 01:06:56,412 --> 01:07:00,815 COME AND HAVE A PICNIC WITH US. 1128 01:07:10,527 --> 01:07:12,927 AH, I TELL YOU. 1129 01:07:12,996 --> 01:07:16,330 THAT BABY IS ON ITS LAST LEGS. 1130 01:07:20,737 --> 01:07:22,670 WHAT'S IN THIS SANDWICH? 1131 01:07:22,739 --> 01:07:25,873 SALMON SALAD SURPRISE. 1132 01:07:25,942 --> 01:07:29,577 SALMON SURPRISE? 1133 01:07:29,646 --> 01:07:32,847 PASS ME THE PICKLES. 1134 01:07:37,921 --> 01:07:40,287 MMM. 1135 01:07:40,356 --> 01:07:43,457 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN DO THAT. MMM. 1136 01:07:43,526 --> 01:07:46,293 I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' PICKLE JUICE SINCE I WAS A KID. 1137 01:07:46,362 --> 01:07:48,328 IT PREVENTS YOU CATCHING COLDS. 1138 01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:55,102 I WANT A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH. 1139 01:07:55,171 --> 01:07:58,873 RANDY, THIS IS SALMON SALAD SURPRISE. 1140 01:07:58,942 --> 01:08:02,677 THEY'RE VERY NICE. I MADE THEM JUST THE WAY AUNT GLENN MAKES THEM. 1141 01:08:02,745 --> 01:08:05,079 YOU ALWAYS EAT THEM WHEN WE'RE AT AUNT GLENN'S. 1142 01:08:05,147 --> 01:08:09,617 I WANT A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH. NOW, RANDY! 1143 01:08:09,686 --> 01:08:12,820 I WANT A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH. 1144 01:08:12,889 --> 01:08:16,624 AND HE HAS THE LAST TOMATO. 1145 01:08:16,693 --> 01:08:20,094 FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD! HERE, HAVE THE REST OF IT! 1146 01:08:20,162 --> 01:08:23,330 I DON'T WANT YOUR DUMB TOMATO. LOOK WHAT YOU DID. 1147 01:08:23,399 --> 01:08:25,933 YOU KNOCKED IT INTO THE WEEDS. CUT IT OUT, YOU TWO. 1148 01:08:26,002 --> 01:08:27,935 I'VE GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS WITH THAT CHEVY. 1149 01:08:28,004 --> 01:08:30,170 I DON'T WANNA HEAR YOU YAPPIN' ALL AFTERNOON. 1150 01:08:30,239 --> 01:08:32,974 [NARRATOR] HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT ON EVERY FAMILY TRIP 1151 01:08:33,042 --> 01:08:35,542 THERE'S ALMOST INVARIABLY ONE CRANKY KID? 1152 01:08:35,612 --> 01:08:37,878 RANDY WAS A FABLED CRANKY KID. 1153 01:08:37,947 --> 01:08:42,016 WHENEVER WE TOOK ANY KIND OF TRIP OVER A MILE AND A HALF IN LENGTH, 1154 01:08:42,085 --> 01:08:47,287 IF HE WASN'T CAR SICK, HE WAS PLAIN, UNADULTERATED CRANKY. 1155 01:08:47,356 --> 01:08:50,224 I WANT A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH. 1156 01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:52,627 RANDY, PLEASE STOP COMPLAINING! 1157 01:08:52,695 --> 01:08:55,663 I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES. 1158 01:08:55,732 --> 01:08:58,332 YOU ATE THE LAST ONE HALF AN HOUR AGO! 1159 01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:01,568 I WANT A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH. 1160 01:09:01,638 --> 01:09:04,571 C'MON, RUNT! YOU'RE A PAIN IN THE NECK! 1161 01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:09,043 - WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU AREN'T THE BOSS! - HEY! HEY! 1162 01:09:09,112 --> 01:09:13,014 RANDY, CUT THAT OUT. EAT YOUR NICE SANDWICH. 1163 01:09:13,082 --> 01:09:15,783 I DON'T WANT THIS DUMB SANDWICH. 1164 01:09:15,852 --> 01:09:18,552 I WANT A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH. 1165 01:09:18,621 --> 01:09:21,856 I DON'T LIKE THIS DUMB SANDWICH. 1166 01:09:56,726 --> 01:10:00,661 MY GOODNESS! RALPH, YOU'RE GONNA CAUSE AN ACCIDENT! 1167 01:10:00,730 --> 01:10:03,164 GET ON YOUR OWN SIDE! 1168 01:10:03,232 --> 01:10:06,633 [INDISTINCT ARGUING] 1169 01:10:33,963 --> 01:10:37,164 [SIGHS] HOLY COW. 1170 01:10:45,775 --> 01:10:47,875 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LOOK ON THE MAP? NO, NO. 1171 01:10:47,944 --> 01:10:50,344 I KNOW WHERE I AM. IT'S JUST A DETOUR. 1172 01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:20,340 UH-- 1173 01:11:32,021 --> 01:11:35,656 THIS IS A VERY POORLY MARKED DETOUR. 1174 01:11:35,724 --> 01:11:39,226 I DON'T EVEN THINK THIS IS A ROAD. 1175 01:11:42,464 --> 01:11:44,899 [NARRATOR] ANCIENT LEGENDS OF THE SEA, 1176 01:11:44,967 --> 01:11:46,801 AS EVERY OLD SALT WILL TELL YOU, 1177 01:11:46,869 --> 01:11:49,736 SAY THAT WHEN LOST ON THE DEEP, 1178 01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:53,240 THE VICTIM IS DOOMED TO SAIL IN CIRCLES FOREVER, 1179 01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:57,878 FOREVER AND FOREVER, SEARCHING FOR A LANDMARK. 1180 01:12:04,020 --> 01:12:05,986 OH, FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD! 1181 01:12:06,055 --> 01:12:09,857 FOR PETE'S SAKE! 1182 01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:21,168 BESET ON THE SIDES BY STRANGE CREATURES, EVIL MONSTERS, 1183 01:12:21,237 --> 01:12:24,738 THE LOST MARINER SEARCHES AND SEARCHES 1184 01:12:24,807 --> 01:12:28,209 IN THE SARGASSO SEA OF LIFE. 1185 01:12:33,216 --> 01:12:36,717 WHAT A LOVELY FIELD! 1186 01:12:36,785 --> 01:12:40,120 HEY, THERE'S A ROAD. THERE'S A ROAD! 1187 01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:43,557 [WHISTLING, CHEERING] 1188 01:13:05,314 --> 01:13:09,449 LOOK AT THAT CUTE PLACE. WHAT PLACE? 1189 01:13:09,518 --> 01:13:12,419 "GRANNIE'S OLDE LOG CABIN." LET'S STOP. 1190 01:13:12,488 --> 01:13:15,756 FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD. 1191 01:13:15,824 --> 01:13:18,425 [NARRATOR] HOOK RUGS, ASHTRAYS FROM NIAGARA FALLS, 1192 01:13:18,494 --> 01:13:21,362 PLASTIC BIRDS, ORNAMENTS, 1193 01:13:21,430 --> 01:13:24,431 GLASS BALLS ON CONCRETE STANDS! 1194 01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:29,403 EVERY YEAR THERE MUST BE 70 MILLION TONS OF ROADSIDE JUNK 1195 01:13:29,471 --> 01:13:33,340 BOUGHT BY MIGRATING AMERICANS. 1196 01:13:39,115 --> 01:13:41,448 OH, LOOK! 1197 01:13:41,517 --> 01:13:46,220 THIS IS ALMOST A DREAM COME TRUE. 1198 01:13:46,255 --> 01:13:49,023 LOOK AT EVERYTHING THEY HAVE HERE! 1199 01:13:49,091 --> 01:13:53,527 AND THE PELICAN! RANDY, LOOK AT THAT. 1200 01:13:55,965 --> 01:14:01,802 LOOK AT THESE TWO FROGS SITTING UNDER THE UMBRELLA ON THE LOVE SEAT! 1201 01:14:01,870 --> 01:14:04,104 THAT IS SO ADORABLE! 1202 01:14:04,173 --> 01:14:09,543 NO ONE HAS AS YET FULLY EXPLAINED THE URGE THAT LARGE NUMBERS OF PEOPLE HAVE 1203 01:14:09,611 --> 01:14:12,346 TO DOT THEIR LAWN WITH PLASTIC FLAMINGOES 1204 01:14:12,415 --> 01:14:16,150 OR ELVES SQUATTING UNDER TOADSTOOLS. 1205 01:14:16,218 --> 01:14:19,686 WHEN HE'S AT HOME AND IN HIS RIGHT MIND, 1206 01:14:19,755 --> 01:14:22,189 HE WOULD NEVER THINK OF BUYING A PINK, PLASTIC DUCK. 1207 01:14:22,258 --> 01:14:27,194 BUT WHEN HE'S ON THE ROAD, SOMEHOW IT MAKES SENSE. 1208 01:14:28,730 --> 01:14:32,299 ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU? NO, THANKS. WE'RE JUST LOOKING. 1209 01:14:32,368 --> 01:14:34,801 I LOVE THESE WINDMILLS. 1210 01:14:34,870 --> 01:14:38,672 AH, THEY SPIN! YEAH, WIND DOES IT. 1211 01:14:38,740 --> 01:14:42,009 HONEY, ISN'T THAT CLEVER? THE WIND DOES THAT! 1212 01:14:42,078 --> 01:14:44,411 THEM DUCKS TOO. UH-HUH. 1213 01:14:45,681 --> 01:14:48,915 LOOK AT THOSE BLUE MIRROR BALLS! 1214 01:14:48,985 --> 01:14:51,285 [CLANGING] 1215 01:14:51,354 --> 01:14:53,387 RANDY! 1216 01:14:53,456 --> 01:14:55,622 PLEASE CUT THAT OUT! 1217 01:14:56,692 --> 01:14:59,126 RUNT! RUNT! 1218 01:14:59,195 --> 01:15:01,661 HI, DEAR. JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES. 1219 01:15:01,730 --> 01:15:06,133 [NARRATOR] THE CRUCIAL MOMENT THAT A FAN OF SLOB ART 1220 01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:10,004 MAKES A DECISION TO BUY AND ACTUALLY PAY FOR 1221 01:15:10,072 --> 01:15:13,773 A CONCRETE TOAD OR A GOLD MIRROR BALL-- 1222 01:15:13,842 --> 01:15:16,576 HA, HA. AND THEY DON'T COME CHEAP, EITHER. 1223 01:15:16,645 --> 01:15:19,646 ...IS A MOMENT WHEN HE IS MAKING AN IMPORTANT ARTISTIC DECISION. 1224 01:15:22,985 --> 01:15:24,518 I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SIT IN THE CAR, RALPH, IF YOU HIT YOUR BROTHER ONE MORE TIME. 1225 01:15:24,586 --> 01:15:28,688 THAT GOLD MIRROR BALL, THAT TOAD, 1226 01:15:28,757 --> 01:15:30,690 COULD BECOME A FAMILY HEIRLOOM, 1227 01:15:30,759 --> 01:15:34,228 PASSED DOWN FROM ONE SUFFERING GENERATION TO THE NEXT. 1228 01:15:34,296 --> 01:15:37,697 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THESE. WE GOT AN AUTOMATIC MODEL. 1229 01:15:37,766 --> 01:15:40,800 IT COMES WITH A MOTOR AND BATTERIES, IF YOU LIVE WHERE THEY AIN'T NO WIND. 1230 01:15:40,869 --> 01:15:44,638 THAT IS SO NICE. I LOVE THIS BLUE ONE WITH THE YELLOW VANES. 1231 01:15:44,706 --> 01:15:47,707 THAT'S A POPULAR MODEL, THAT AND THIS RED ONE. 1232 01:15:47,776 --> 01:15:49,743 SELL A LOT OF 'EM. 1233 01:15:49,811 --> 01:15:53,547 IT IS MY BELIEF THAT MOST PURCHASES OF THIS SORT OF LAWN-SLOB ART 1234 01:15:53,615 --> 01:15:56,950 ARE INSTIGATED BY WOMEN. 1235 01:15:57,019 --> 01:16:01,821 I'VE RARELY MET A MAN WHO HAS AN UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO BUY A DUTCH WINDMILL. 1236 01:16:01,890 --> 01:16:05,526 WHERE ARE WE GONNA PUT IT? HOW MUCH IS IT? 1237 01:16:05,594 --> 01:16:08,228 SINCE IT'S THE END OF THE SHIPMENT, I CAN LET YOU HAVE IT 1238 01:16:08,297 --> 01:16:10,364 FOR $28.95. 1239 01:16:10,433 --> 01:16:12,799 OH, FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD. HEY, MOM. 1240 01:16:12,868 --> 01:16:15,635 - HOW 'BOUT ONE OF THESE? - NO, HONEY. 1241 01:16:15,704 --> 01:16:18,372 I REALLY LIKE THE WINDMILL. THAT'S A GOOD CHOICE. 1242 01:16:18,441 --> 01:16:20,607 THIS COMES WITH A MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE. 1243 01:16:20,676 --> 01:16:24,311 IF YOU'RE NOT FULLY SATISFIED, YOU GET YOUR MONEY BACK IN TEN DAYS. 1244 01:16:24,380 --> 01:16:26,346 I REALLY WANT IT, HONEY. 1245 01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:29,983 - WHERE'S GRANNIE? - YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT HIM. 1246 01:16:30,052 --> 01:16:32,319 YOU'RE GRANNIE? 1247 01:16:32,388 --> 01:16:35,822 USED TO BE CALLED "ELMER'S OLDE LOG CABIN", 1248 01:16:35,891 --> 01:16:37,824 BUT BUSINESS WASN'T SO GOOD. 1249 01:16:37,893 --> 01:16:40,461 SO I CHANGED IT TO "GRANNIE'S LOG CABIN" 1250 01:16:40,529 --> 01:16:43,497 AND TRIPLED MY BUSINESS. 1251 01:16:43,566 --> 01:16:46,567 I STARTED OUT WITH THAT OL' BIG MEXICAN OUT THERE. 1252 01:16:46,635 --> 01:16:49,936 EVERYBODY THINKS HE'S CONCRETE BUT HE'S REALLY MADE OF BREAD DOUGH. 1253 01:16:50,005 --> 01:16:53,373 THE ONLY PROBLEM I'VE HAD IS BIRDS PECKIN' AWAY AT HIM. 1254 01:16:53,442 --> 01:16:56,710 BUT HE'S AN ANTIQUE, MADE IN 1915. 1255 01:16:56,778 --> 01:16:59,546 THAT'S A GOOD BUY. I COULD MAKE A GOOD BUY ON THAT THING. 1256 01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:03,016 I COULD GET YOU A TRAILER AND YOU COULD TAKE IT WITH YOU. 1257 01:17:03,085 --> 01:17:04,985 I HAVE TO GET TIRES FOR THE TRAILER. 1258 01:17:05,053 --> 01:17:08,888 BEEN SITTIN' OUT THERE SINCE 19--, UH-- ANYWAY, A LONG TIME. 1259 01:17:08,957 --> 01:17:11,791 BUT THIS ONE HERE IS $28.95. 1260 01:17:11,860 --> 01:17:15,095 I WANT IT, DEAR. 1261 01:17:15,164 --> 01:17:17,364 IT'S THE BEST WINDMILL IN THE INDUSTRY. 1262 01:17:17,433 --> 01:17:20,267 GIVE YOU YEARS AND YEARS OF DEPENDABLE ACTION. 1263 01:17:20,336 --> 01:17:24,771 IT WOULD LOOK SO GREAT OUT BEHIND THE GARAGE! NO! 1264 01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:28,575 COULD I INTEREST YOU FOLKS IN MAYBE A CONCRETE MUSHROOM 1265 01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:30,611 OR A LITTLE CONCRETE ELF? 1266 01:17:30,679 --> 01:17:34,214 - I GOT A SALE ON DISCONTINUED ELVES. - LET'S GO. IT'S GETTING LATE. 1267 01:17:34,283 --> 01:17:36,650 WE AREN'T GONNA BUY ANY JUNK TODAY. 1268 01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:41,955 [NARRATOR] AND SO, IN THE GREAT TRADITION OF THE TOURIST, 1269 01:17:42,024 --> 01:17:45,325 OUR FAMILY ACQUIRED A DUTCH WINDMILL FOR THE LAWN. 1270 01:17:45,394 --> 01:17:48,795 THE YEAR AFTER, WE GOT TWO FLAMINGOES. 1271 01:17:48,864 --> 01:17:50,797 THEN THE YEAR THE OLD MAN GOT HIS RAISE, 1272 01:17:50,866 --> 01:17:54,168 WE FINALLY GOT THAT BEAUTIFUL, WHITE PLASTIC DONKEY. 1273 01:17:54,236 --> 01:17:59,206 OH, THE URGE TO ADD BEAUTY TO ONE'S LIFE IS IRRESISTIBLE. 1274 01:18:04,846 --> 01:18:08,081 FOR ABOUT AN HOUR, SOMETHING HAD BEEN NAGGING AT MY MIND, 1275 01:18:08,150 --> 01:18:10,116 SOMETHING BAD. 1276 01:18:10,186 --> 01:18:12,252 NOW I REALIZED WHAT IT WAS. 1277 01:18:12,321 --> 01:18:17,624 DAD? I HAD TO TELL HIM. THERE WAS NO WAY OUT. 1278 01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:22,796 DAD? YEAH. 1279 01:18:22,864 --> 01:18:25,799 - UH, DAD-- - YEAH. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1280 01:18:25,867 --> 01:18:29,469 I FORGOT ALL THE FISHING TACKLE. I LEFT IT IN THE GARAGE. 1281 01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:31,371 YOU DID WHAT? 1282 01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:33,373 I LEFT IT IN THE GARAGE WHEN RANDY WENT BACK-- 1283 01:18:33,442 --> 01:18:37,411 WHAT NEXT? 1284 01:18:37,479 --> 01:18:40,280 HE WAS SOON TO GET THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE. 1285 01:18:40,349 --> 01:18:43,517 [CLUCKING] 1286 01:18:47,956 --> 01:18:50,557 HONEY, CAN YOU PASS THIS TRUCK? YEAH, SURE. 1287 01:18:50,626 --> 01:18:54,894 THIS CLUNKER COULDN'T PASS A TURTLE WITH BAD FEET. LOOK AT-- 1288 01:18:54,963 --> 01:18:59,065 [RANDY] YIPPEE. WE SAW THE CHICKIE. 1289 01:18:59,134 --> 01:19:01,735 YIPPEE! 1290 01:19:06,074 --> 01:19:09,008 A GIANT TRUCK FILLED WITH 20 MILLION CHICKENS 1291 01:19:09,077 --> 01:19:11,978 HAD PULLED AHEAD OF US, BLOCKING THE VISION FOR MILES AROUND. 1292 01:19:12,047 --> 01:19:14,914 [HONKING] 1293 01:19:14,983 --> 01:19:17,517 THERE WAS NO WAY THE CHEVY COULD GET AROUND HIM. 1294 01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:19,720 HE STAYED THERE, MILE AFTER MILE, 1295 01:19:19,788 --> 01:19:22,222 SPRAYING US WITH EVERYTHING THAT CHICKENS COULD DO. 1296 01:19:24,059 --> 01:19:26,260 FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD! 1297 01:19:27,329 --> 01:19:30,397 THIS IS TERRIBLE! 1298 01:19:34,470 --> 01:19:36,870 , GOODNESS! WATCH! 1299 01:19:38,807 --> 01:19:41,608 DISGUSTING! 1300 01:19:42,210 --> 01:19:46,747 [HONKING] 1301 01:19:47,949 --> 01:19:50,884 YOU KNOW, I LATER REALIZED THAT THE OLD MAN 1302 01:19:50,952 --> 01:19:54,020 SAW MUCH OF LIFE AS AN EXTENSION OF THIS CURIOUS INSULT. 1303 01:19:54,089 --> 01:19:57,056 HE OFTEN DESCRIBED IT IN THOSE EXACT TERMS. 1304 01:19:57,125 --> 01:20:00,894 HE EVEN USED THE WORD "CHICKEN." [CHUCKLING] 1305 01:20:14,443 --> 01:20:17,944 [BUZZING] AHH! 1306 01:20:18,013 --> 01:20:20,914 WHAT'S THE MATTER? STOP SCREAMING. THERE'S A BEE IN HERE. 1307 01:20:20,982 --> 01:20:23,784 YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL HURT. UH-OH. 1308 01:20:23,852 --> 01:20:27,754 ANOTHER BEE TRAUMA. PERIODICALLY, BEES MAGICALLY APPEARED IN THE CHEVY. 1309 01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:31,224 MOTHER WAS DEATHLY AFRAID OF INSECTS OF ALL VARIETY, 1310 01:20:31,293 --> 01:20:33,293 ESPECIALLY BEES. 1311 01:20:33,362 --> 01:20:35,929 STOP THE CAR! GET OUT! 1312 01:20:35,997 --> 01:20:39,533 [SCREAMING] 1313 01:20:42,070 --> 01:20:44,338 OH, RANDY. QUICK. GET OUT! 1314 01:20:44,406 --> 01:20:47,674 GET OUT! HURRY UP. 1315 01:20:56,017 --> 01:20:58,218 AGH! 1316 01:21:09,898 --> 01:21:13,166 [NARRATOR] WE ROLLED BRAVELY ONWARD... UPWARD AND ONWARD. 1317 01:21:13,235 --> 01:21:16,102 THE COURAGEOUS PIONEER BLOOD IS NOT YET LOST 1318 01:21:16,171 --> 01:21:18,271 IN THE AMERICAN SOUL. 1319 01:21:18,340 --> 01:21:21,040 HOW MUCH FURTHER? 1320 01:21:46,134 --> 01:21:50,470 [BOYS] ONE MORE MILE! WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT! 1321 01:21:50,539 --> 01:21:54,508 [NARRATOR] AT LONG LAST WE WERE NEARING VALHALLA. 1322 01:21:54,576 --> 01:21:57,110 IT WOULDN'T BE LONG NOW. 1323 01:21:57,178 --> 01:22:00,146 THERE IT IS! 1324 01:22:00,215 --> 01:22:03,650 [WHISTLING, CHEERING] YOU DID IT! 1325 01:22:03,719 --> 01:22:07,387 YOU DID IT! I THOUGHT WE'D NEVER GET HERE! 1326 01:22:28,209 --> 01:22:31,144 [DOG BARKING] 1327 01:22:35,851 --> 01:22:37,951 OLLIE! 1328 01:22:38,754 --> 01:22:40,687 HEY, OLLIE! 1329 01:22:40,756 --> 01:22:43,590 HOLD YOUR HORSES! I'M COMIN'. 1330 01:22:43,659 --> 01:22:46,392 YOU MADE IT! 1331 01:22:46,462 --> 01:22:49,362 OLLIE, WE'RE HERE. WE'RE HERE! HOW WAS THE TRIP? 1332 01:22:49,431 --> 01:22:52,432 WELL, IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. 1333 01:22:52,501 --> 01:22:54,434 GOT A BEE IN THE CAR, THOUGH. 1334 01:22:54,503 --> 01:22:59,739 BACK JUST BEFORE YOU HIT CRYSTAL LAKE? YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! 1335 01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:04,678 - JUST BEFORE YOU COME BY HENSHOE'S BARN? - YES. 1336 01:23:04,746 --> 01:23:08,081 GOLDERN ! THAT SON OF A GUN'S BEEN DOIN' THAT ALL SUMMER. 1337 01:23:08,149 --> 01:23:10,917 - GOT ME TWICE! - [DOG BARKING] 1338 01:23:10,986 --> 01:23:13,453 COME HERE, ANDY. GET OUT! GET OUT! 1339 01:23:13,522 --> 01:23:16,656 GET OUT! 1340 01:23:16,725 --> 01:23:19,125 YOU GOT MARIE THIS YEAR. MARIE. THAT'S RIGHT. 1341 01:23:19,194 --> 01:23:21,595 RIGHT. 1342 01:23:24,566 --> 01:23:28,234 OLLIE, HOW ARE THEY BITIN'? 1343 01:23:28,303 --> 01:23:30,269 THEY WAS HEADIN' REAL GOOD LAST WEEK. 1344 01:23:30,338 --> 01:23:33,607 THEY WAS BITIN' ANYTHING YOU THREW AT 'EM. THEN YESTERDAY AFTERNOON 1345 01:23:33,675 --> 01:23:37,611 THEY STOPPED... NEVER SEEN IT SO SLOW. 1346 01:23:39,314 --> 01:23:42,415 YEAH, WELL... 1347 01:23:42,484 --> 01:23:45,251 I GUESS THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES. 1348 01:23:45,320 --> 01:23:47,687 THANKS, OLLIE. [DOG BARKING] 1349 01:23:47,756 --> 01:23:50,390 GET AWAY FROM THERE, ANDY! 1350 01:23:50,458 --> 01:23:52,893 [NARRATOR] EVERY FISHERMAN IN THE WORLD KNOWS 1351 01:23:52,961 --> 01:23:57,430 HOW THEY WERE BITING LAST WEEK, WHEN THOSE OTHER MYSTERIOUS FISHERMEN WERE AROUND. 1352 01:23:57,499 --> 01:24:01,167 YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS. THEY'RE ALWAYS THERE WHEN THE ACTION IS HOT AND HEAVY. 1353 01:24:01,236 --> 01:24:04,037 THEY KNOW WHEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 1354 01:24:04,105 --> 01:24:08,041 OH, WELL. WE WERE AT THE LAKE, AND WHO KNOWS. 1355 01:24:08,109 --> 01:24:12,913 THEY MIGHT START BITING AGAIN, JUST MIGHT. 1356 01:24:14,950 --> 01:24:18,785 OLLIE OWNED SIX CABINS ON THE SHORE OF CLEAR LAKE... 1357 01:24:18,854 --> 01:24:23,389 WHICH WAS RIMMED SOLIDLY WITH A THICK INCRUSTATION OF SUMMER SHACKS, 1358 01:24:23,458 --> 01:24:25,425 EXCEPT AT THE NORTH END WHERE WE WERE, 1359 01:24:25,493 --> 01:24:29,462 WHERE THE SWAMP BEGAN AND THE MOSQUITOES SWARMED. 1360 01:24:29,531 --> 01:24:31,998 BOY, WAS THAT SOME TRIP! I GOTTA GO! 1361 01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:34,034 I GOTTA GO! 1362 01:24:34,102 --> 01:24:37,170 RANDY, WATCH OUT FOR SPIDERS! 1363 01:24:37,238 --> 01:24:40,339 I GOTTA GO! 1364 01:24:42,778 --> 01:24:45,879 "MARIE." I'M SO GLAD WE HAVE MARIE AGAIN THIS YEAR. 1365 01:24:45,948 --> 01:24:47,881 DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE HAD HER THREE YEARS AGO? 1366 01:24:47,950 --> 01:24:51,918 IT'S THE ONE THAT HAS THE SNAKE UNDER THE PORCH, ISN'T IT? I WONDER IF IT'S STILL HERE. 1367 01:24:51,987 --> 01:24:54,654 AHH! SPIDERS! 1368 01:24:54,723 --> 01:24:57,791 PLACE IS PRETTY CLEAN EXCEPT FOR THE ANTS. 1369 01:24:57,859 --> 01:25:02,729 [NARRATOR] AH, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE BEGINNING OF A VACATION. 1370 01:25:02,798 --> 01:25:05,331 NOTHING IN THE WORLD. GO GET YOUR OTHER TOYS. 1371 01:25:09,605 --> 01:25:12,973 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? COME ON, CARRY THE BOWLING BALL. 1372 01:25:19,081 --> 01:25:22,181 [GRUNTING] 1373 01:25:23,752 --> 01:25:25,719 @ HEY, KIECUTTER. MM-HMM. 1374 01:25:25,787 --> 01:25:29,255 EMPTY THE TRUNK OF THE CAR. OKAY. 1375 01:25:47,542 --> 01:25:51,811 [SIGHING] 1376 01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:55,048 I'M NO DUMMY. I SAW THAT PILED UP IN THE GARAGE. 1377 01:25:55,117 --> 01:25:57,050 I THOUGHT I'D TEACH YOU A LESSON. 1378 01:25:57,119 --> 01:26:00,053 THE OLD MASTER NEVER MISSES A TRICK. 1379 01:26:04,492 --> 01:26:08,028 [NARRATOR] IT WAS LIKE A MOLTEN BALL OF FEAR HAD LEFT MY SOUL! 1380 01:26:08,096 --> 01:26:10,964 SUDDENLY AND WITHOUT WARNING, I FELT GREAT! 1381 01:26:11,033 --> 01:26:13,833 HERE WAS MY BAMBOO CASTING ROD, 1382 01:26:13,902 --> 01:26:16,335 MY TACKLE BOX WITH ITS "BASSERINOS." 1383 01:26:16,404 --> 01:26:18,304 OH, I FELT GREAT! 1384 01:26:18,373 --> 01:26:21,708 I REALLY THOUGHT I BLEW IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "THOUGHT"? 1385 01:26:21,777 --> 01:26:24,844 YOU BLEW IT! I SAVED YOUR BEHIND. 1386 01:26:24,913 --> 01:26:28,314 COME ON, HACKSAW. LET'S GO DOWN TO THE LAKE. 1387 01:26:54,109 --> 01:26:57,376 [SIGHS] 1388 01:26:57,445 --> 01:27:00,379 IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE, YOU KNOW THAT. 1389 01:27:00,448 --> 01:27:03,016 YEAH. 1390 01:27:03,085 --> 01:27:07,386 YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS TO ME? 1391 01:27:10,092 --> 01:27:13,059 [NARRATOR] HE WAS A MILLION MILES AWAY FROM WORK, 1392 01:27:13,128 --> 01:27:16,395 FROM THE MEMOS AND THE PHONE CALLS, 1393 01:27:16,464 --> 01:27:20,333 AND THE GARAGE, EVEN OUR KITCHEN BACK AT HOME. 1394 01:27:20,401 --> 01:27:24,904 THE OLD MAN, FOR TWO WEEKS, WAS FREE. 1395 01:27:24,973 --> 01:27:27,607 FREEDOM! AND HE LOVED IT. 1396 01:27:27,675 --> 01:27:32,212 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1397 01:27:44,059 --> 01:27:47,627 [RUMBLING CONTINUES] 1398 01:28:32,740 --> 01:28:35,175 IT WAS THE BEGINNING OF A TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR, 1399 01:28:35,243 --> 01:28:37,743 WHICH WAS TO CONTINUE TWENTY-FOUR HOURS A DAY 1400 01:28:37,813 --> 01:28:40,746 DURING OUR STAY AT CLEAR LAKE. 1401 01:28:40,816 --> 01:28:43,549 IT DIDN'T MATTER. 1402 01:28:43,618 --> 01:28:46,485 WE WERE ON VACATION. 1403 01:28:46,554 --> 01:28:48,454 VACATION! 1404 01:28:48,523 --> 01:28:52,458 THE MOST GLORIOUS WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. 1405 01:29:07,408 --> 01:29:11,010 OH, HONEY. WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1406 01:29:11,079 --> 01:29:14,613 CAN'T YOU SLEEP? 1407 01:29:14,682 --> 01:29:17,583 MOM, 1408 01:29:17,652 --> 01:29:22,021 WHY DOESN'T DAD EVER CALL ME BY MY REAL NAME 1409 01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:25,591 JUST ONCE? 1410 01:29:27,795 --> 01:29:30,363 DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT. 1411 01:29:30,431 --> 01:29:33,299 THAT'S JUST HIS WAY. 1412 01:29:33,368 --> 01:29:35,401 HE LOVES YOU, RALPH. 1413 01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:39,805 NOW, YOU GET SOME SLEEP. 1414 01:29:39,875 --> 01:29:42,808 WE'VE ALL HAD A LONG DAY. 1415 01:29:42,878 --> 01:29:47,180 BUT TOMORROW YOU'RE GONNA CATCH A BIG FISH. 1416 01:29:51,719 --> 01:29:54,453 GOOD NIGHT, FUZZHEAD. 1417 01:29:54,522 --> 01:29:57,190 SWEET DREAMS. 1418 01:30:23,018 --> 01:30:26,786 [NARRATOR] THERE ARE NO VACATIONS LIKE THE ONES OF YOUR YOUTH, 1419 01:30:28,223 --> 01:30:33,126 WHEN EVERYTHING WAS NEW... THE SMELL OF THE CABIN, 1420 01:30:33,194 --> 01:30:36,662 THE SOUND OF THE RAIN ON THE ROOF, 1421 01:30:36,731 --> 01:30:40,967 THE FAMILY ASLEEP ALL AROUND YOU. 1422 01:30:41,036 --> 01:30:44,904 THANK GOD FOR OLLIE HOPNOODLE'S HAVEN OF BLISS. 120016