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My wife has a very full life.
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She has an incredible career...
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Don't worry. Once the epidural kicks in,
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you're not gonna feel a thing.
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But this gonna feel like me
shooting fire into your spine.
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She has a gang of beautiful kids
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that she somehow keeps track of.
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Have a good day!
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And, Diane, don't steal!
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Wanna go to Costco
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and eat up all the free samples?
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Sure.
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But isn't that stealing?
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No.
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But Bow's busy life has no time
for one important thing...
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a social life.
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So, it caught me off guard
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when she came home and said this...
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Dre...
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I made a friend!
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I made a friend!
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Her name is Angela,
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and she's amazing!
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She just got transferred
into my hospital,
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and we met in the cutest way.
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It was so us.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Excuse me, nurse, could you help me?
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I'm sorry. She's actually not a nurse.
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She is a doctor.
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Yeah. You see her little badge there?
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It says M.D.
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Oh, well, then, uh,
could you help me, then, nurse?
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I, too, am a doctor.
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See? M.D.
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- Never mind. I'm just gonna leave.
- Okay.
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Sexist piece of garbage.
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I mean, thank you.
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I get mistaken for being a nurse
all the time.
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Time's up!
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But, like, literally,
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his time is up 'cause I saw his file.
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He did not look great.
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Yeah, we probably should've
helped him, but whatever.
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Well, I'm the new cardiac surgeon.
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- Are you?
- Dr. Angela Harris, M.D.
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Oh, my God. You like telling people
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that you're a doctor twice, too, huh?
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I have worked too hard not to.
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Okay, this is embarrassing,
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- but I can't find my office.
- Oh, yeah.
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It's 1139, but there's no 11th floor.
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- You are on the 9th floor.
- Uh-huh.
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We number our offices backwards
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so the psych patients can't find you.
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Oh, I get it.
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Well, thank God I found you, then.
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So, where you from?
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Chicago. I'm running from my husband.
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And tomorrow night, we are gonna hang.
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I am gonna have a martini
on a school night.
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We're supposed to watch
"Westworld" tomorrow night...
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- Oh...
- and play that game,
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guess who's a robot and guess who's not.
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She's texting me. Oh, my God.
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Dre, she's on a date,
and she's thinking of me.
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Oh, you know what, Bow?
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I think you have a girl crush.
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Pfft!
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No, I don't.
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You do, babe, a-and I think it's cute,
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but, hey, slow your roll.
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Dre, my roll is pretty slow, okay?
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Oh, my God. She's texting me
from the movie!
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She's so bad!
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I bet you she has her screen
on full bright.
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She don't care.
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Girl, you better care.
You're gonna get kicked out!
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When you don't have friends,
you don't know how to act.
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What did you do to our room?
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Oh.
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I am trying to give it
more of a collegiate vibe,
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you know what I mean?
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Even though I'm taking a gap year,
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that doesn't mean that
I can't live in a frat house.
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I think it does.
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Okay, my point is that we do not belong
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in a boys' room, okay?
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We belong in a men's room.
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Yes.
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We should put a urinal in here.
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I wonder what other stuff
would look cool.
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Let me look up "Men's room junk."
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Oh, don't do that!
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No! No.
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What is happening in here?
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And why does this look like a place
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where I can get
jalapeño poppers and Hep C?
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Um, Junior made us a frat house.
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Okay, cool.
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I'm into hazing.
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Oh, sorry, Diane.
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This is, you know...
it's more of a brother thing.
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And I don't mean Black guys,
and I do not mean siblings,
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even though we are both of those things.
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So...
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So... can you close the door
on your way out?
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You're joking, right?
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Okay.
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No problem.
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I don't need to hang out
at T.G.I. Losers anyway.
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Thanks for understanding.
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What? I get cold when I sleep here.
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Oh, good morning, Dre.
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Oh, don't start with me, Josh.
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Ooh, what's the matter, Dre?
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Did you find out that your mom
is claiming your kids
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- on her tax return?
- No.
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Bow kept me up all night
talking to her new "bestie."
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Angela?
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The sexy doctor
whose ex-husband stole her car
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when she was on a date
with her new boyfriend
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who's half-Black, half-Vietnamese,
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and all hunk Angela?
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Yes, Charlie.
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How do you know that?
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Oh... I follow Bow on social media.
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Closely.
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Very closely.
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Too close?
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Nah.
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You know what?
I don't know about this Angela.
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Bow just met her a minute ago,
and now it's 24/7.
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And she's a lot.
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Do not apologize for crying, sweetheart.
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You replaced a man's heart valve,
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and then he broke up with you.
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You know what?
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We are having your
birthday party at my house.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Of cour... No, it's fine.
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It's my pleasure. Are you kidding me?
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And now we're throwing this
"Roaring Twenties" theme party
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for a woman I don't even know.
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You know, why can't Bow
pick better friends,
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someone who's less of a mess?
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This Angela,
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she sounds like a broken bird.
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Broken bird?
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You know, a-a helpless creature
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who needs a caretaker.
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Does Bow take on a lot of those?
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Now that I think of it,
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- she does.
- Uh-huh.
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Any of them single with low self-esteem?
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Not that low.
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You know, I get it.
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Bow's a doctor, you know?
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And every time somebody's
choking in a restaurant,
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she has to do something.
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I mean, it ain't my fault
the dude can't eat small bites.
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Now I got to sit up here
and eat cold soup?
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Classic broken bird syndrome.
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You know what?
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These women keep bringing Bow down.
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I have to find a way
to nip this in the bud.
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I, too, suffer
from broken bird syndrome.
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Anytime I see a pigeon,
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I break him down mentally
by saying "Hey, sky-rat.
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You ain't [bleep].
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And you ain't never gonna be [bleep]."
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And then I'm exhausted
because there's just
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so many sky-rats in the city.
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Hey.
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Did you hear those two dum-dums
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are starting a fraternity
with only two members?
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Not that I care.
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I'm not a third wheel.
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- That's Mom's job.
- Ooh.
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When will she take the hint
and just move out?
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All right, listen.
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Don't you worry about those boys.
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Grandma's gonna take care of you, okay?
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And we're gonna have fun.
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I'm making casseroles for shut-ins.
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Peaches and tuna?
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Oh, my God, what is that smell?
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You two smell ripe.
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Oh, that's our new cologne.
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What's it called, "Asparagus Urine"?
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Ooh, nice burn, Grandma.
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Do they smell ripe to you?
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Oh.
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Smells like someone
threw a dog bed in a pizza oven.
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What's happening?
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Nothing. We think you're cool.
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People would kill
to have a body of a pool noodle.
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Was that a shot at you or me?
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I don't know. I mean,
we're both pretty noodle-y, so...
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Man, they are like
snipers shooting kill shots
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through our self-esteem.
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Oh, the Sniper Sisters.
I like the sound of that.
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Okay, I'm scared.
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I definitely picked the wrong day
to start wearing rings.
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Come on. It's not safe here.
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You fell off a cruise ship?
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- Yep.
- Ooh!
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- But I survived.
- Mm.
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And I get free
Carnival cruises for life.
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We should go on one.
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- Huh. Why not?
- Mm.
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I mean, what are the chances
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of you falling off a cruise ship twice?
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Yeah, that's higher than you think.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- Hey, babe. I got us... some snacks.
- Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hey. Thanks.
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Hey, Dre.
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Angela, nice to meet you.
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- Uh-huh.
- And your feet.
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- On my couch.
- Oh.
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Dre, why don't you join us?
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We were just talking
about going on a vacation.
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"We"?
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- Yeah.
- Including me?
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Ha! No.
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- Oh.
- Girl.
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A girls' trip!
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Okay.
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Oh.
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- Oh...
- These chips are good.
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- ...this is my ex.
- Oh, my God. No way.
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Do you have a place
where I can yell in private?
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Of course, yes.
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Go out on the patio right out there.
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That's where I always yell about Ruby.
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Ugh, Ruby.
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- I know, right?
- That woman.
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- Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.
- Excuse me?
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When is she gonna get the hint
and move out?
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Tell her, "Bye, girl."
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- Bye, girl!
- Bye!
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Isn't she fun?
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Bow, she was talking about my mama.
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And there's a lot to talk about.
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- Well, let's talk about this.
- Mm-hmm.
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Why were her nasty-ass feet on my couch?
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I don't need to know
that she has a bunion.
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She does not care,
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and that is what I love about her.
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No, what you love is that
she's a broken bird, hmm?
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And you collect them.
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What are you talking about?
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Bow!
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That's your thing.
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I... Remember Jade?
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Jade was fun!
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Thanks for letting me crash here.
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I hope you don't mind...
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I brought my emotional support rat.
262
00:09:45,731 --> 00:09:47,860
And let's not forget about Tiffany.
263
00:09:47,861 --> 00:09:50,230
I told them I know you,
so this nose job is free, right?
264
00:09:50,231 --> 00:09:51,570
And Doris.
265
00:09:51,571 --> 00:09:53,440
Thanks for bringing this package
back from Mexico for me.
266
00:09:53,441 --> 00:09:55,230
You didn't open it, did you?
267
00:09:55,231 --> 00:09:56,940
I get it. All of those women had issues,
268
00:09:56,941 --> 00:09:59,190
Dre, but Angela's different.
269
00:09:59,191 --> 00:10:00,360
She's accomplished.
270
00:10:00,361 --> 00:10:01,860
She's smart.
271
00:10:01,861 --> 00:10:02,861
She's a doctor.
272
00:10:02,862 --> 00:10:04,230
Those are my deck chairs.
273
00:10:04,231 --> 00:10:05,900
Don't you put it on eBay!
274
00:10:05,901 --> 00:10:07,570
We don't know the context, Dre.
275
00:10:07,571 --> 00:10:09,650
But do we need to know?
276
00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,900
Sorry.
277
00:10:11,901 --> 00:10:13,940
I got to go. My ex is up
to his old tricks again,
278
00:10:13,941 --> 00:10:15,650
- and now I got to kidnap a dog.
- What?
279
00:10:15,651 --> 00:10:17,070
You know, I would've
wore jeans if I knew
280
00:10:17,071 --> 00:10:18,940
I was gonna have to
crawl through a window.
281
00:10:18,941 --> 00:10:20,179
- Okay, you see that?
- Yeah, okay.
282
00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:21,343
Mm.
283
00:10:21,368 --> 00:10:23,570
Broken bird.
284
00:10:23,571 --> 00:10:25,570
Yeah, I see that now.
285
00:10:25,571 --> 00:10:27,812
My bad! I let your dog out!
286
00:10:33,231 --> 00:10:35,730
I can't believe it.
287
00:10:35,731 --> 00:10:37,650
- I really liked her.
- Mm.
288
00:10:37,651 --> 00:10:39,280
She got me.
289
00:10:39,281 --> 00:10:42,070
And she came to hating Ruby on her own.
290
00:10:42,071 --> 00:10:44,570
It is not every day that
you find a woman like that.
291
00:10:44,571 --> 00:10:47,280
The barefoot wine bandit?
292
00:10:47,281 --> 00:10:50,610
Why do I keep attracting broken birds?
293
00:10:50,611 --> 00:10:52,650
What's wrong with me?
294
00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:55,150
Babe, don't blame yourself.
295
00:10:55,151 --> 00:10:56,990
- I blame myself.
- No.
296
00:10:56,991 --> 00:11:00,150
People are drawn to you because you...
297
00:11:00,151 --> 00:11:01,990
are irresistible.
298
00:11:01,991 --> 00:11:04,360
- It's very kind, sweetie.
- That's the truth.
299
00:11:04,361 --> 00:11:05,652
You're like the princess
300
00:11:05,677 --> 00:11:07,691
in that fairy tale with all the birds.
301
00:11:09,537 --> 00:11:11,280
The thing about these birds,
302
00:11:11,281 --> 00:11:13,423
instead of helping you
with your ball gown,
303
00:11:13,448 --> 00:11:16,190
they want you to help them
get their cars out of impound.
304
00:11:16,191 --> 00:11:17,780
Thanks for the package.
305
00:11:17,781 --> 00:11:19,490
My tiny heart is gonna explode.
306
00:11:19,491 --> 00:11:21,820
Whoo! Whoo!
307
00:11:21,821 --> 00:11:24,780
I'll fix you, little birds.
308
00:11:24,781 --> 00:11:26,860
I'll fix you most of all.
309
00:11:26,861 --> 00:11:29,690
If you put wine in a Del Taco cup,
310
00:11:29,691 --> 00:11:31,320
you can go pretty much anywhere.
311
00:11:32,821 --> 00:11:35,150
I have to end this.
312
00:11:35,151 --> 00:11:36,530
Well, just ghost her, then.
313
00:11:36,531 --> 00:11:38,360
I can't ghost her, Dre.
314
00:11:38,361 --> 00:11:41,490
- I-I work with her.
- Yes, you can.
315
00:11:41,537 --> 00:11:43,645
You know how many people
I've ghosted that I work with?
316
00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:46,496
Did you get the baby gift?
317
00:11:49,991 --> 00:11:53,360
Hello?
318
00:11:54,991 --> 00:11:56,320
Can you please just tell me why?
319
00:11:56,321 --> 00:11:59,320
- I'm not ghosting her, Dre!
- Okay.
320
00:11:59,321 --> 00:12:02,030
She and I have drinks
planned for tomorrow night.
321
00:12:02,031 --> 00:12:04,320
So, I am just gonna...
I'm gonna sit her down
322
00:12:04,373 --> 00:12:06,779
and calmly explain
323
00:12:06,857 --> 00:12:08,373
that this is a love that cannot be.
324
00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:16,230
So, listen, we need to talk.
325
00:12:16,231 --> 00:12:17,860
Uh-oh.
326
00:12:17,861 --> 00:12:20,440
See, every time
a guy talks to me like that,
327
00:12:20,441 --> 00:12:22,665
it means he's gonna break up with me.
328
00:12:23,281 --> 00:12:25,360
Oh, God.
329
00:12:25,361 --> 00:12:26,530
You know, sometimes,
330
00:12:26,531 --> 00:12:28,400
breaking up is fine.
331
00:12:28,401 --> 00:12:32,030
It's like... like a growth opportunity.
332
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,498
That's true, because when I left
333
00:12:33,522 --> 00:12:34,940
my third ex-husband,
334
00:12:34,941 --> 00:12:36,860
see, he thought that
he was gonna get over me,
335
00:12:36,861 --> 00:12:38,730
but it turns out he's an idiot...
336
00:12:38,731 --> 00:12:40,110
Did you break up with her yet?
337
00:12:40,111 --> 00:12:42,400
I'm trying, but I can't get a word in.
338
00:12:42,401 --> 00:12:45,730
Just ditch her, bounce,
and get out of there.
339
00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:48,400
And bring me home some truffle fries.
340
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,951
Uh, am I boring you?
341
00:12:49,976 --> 00:12:51,280
What? Oh, God.
342
00:12:51,281 --> 00:12:53,170
Oh, no. No, I'm sorry.
343
00:12:53,195 --> 00:12:54,295
It's just it's... Blah.
344
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,940
It's so late.
345
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,150
You know what I mean?
346
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,542
What time is it?
It's, like... Oh, my God.
347
00:12:58,567 --> 00:13:00,715
It's 6:30.
348
00:13:01,111 --> 00:13:02,400
Wow.
349
00:13:02,401 --> 00:13:03,730
- Okay.
- How about that?
350
00:13:03,731 --> 00:13:05,490
White shirt behind you.
351
00:13:05,491 --> 00:13:07,110
Over your shoulder. Take a look.
352
00:13:07,111 --> 00:13:08,940
Okay.
353
00:13:08,941 --> 00:13:10,780
Oh, goodness. Yeah.
354
00:13:10,781 --> 00:13:12,570
I like the way he chews his food.
355
00:13:12,571 --> 00:13:14,070
Sexy chew.
356
00:13:14,071 --> 00:13:15,400
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
357
00:13:15,401 --> 00:13:16,900
You know what?
358
00:13:16,901 --> 00:13:20,820
You should go over there
and talk to him.
359
00:13:20,821 --> 00:13:22,280
- Yeah?
- Yes.
360
00:13:22,281 --> 00:13:24,730
- You think?
- Yes, go.
361
00:13:24,731 --> 00:13:26,610
- Okay. Yeah, go.
- Okay.
362
00:13:26,611 --> 00:13:27,730
All right, well, come on.
363
00:13:27,731 --> 00:13:28,900
- Be my wing-woman.
- Oh, yes.
364
00:13:28,901 --> 00:13:30,230
Absolutely. I'm right behind you.
365
00:13:30,231 --> 00:13:31,400
- Go, go, go.
- All right.
366
00:13:31,401 --> 00:13:33,361
Go. Okay.
367
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:37,280
Hey, what are you doing over there?
368
00:13:37,281 --> 00:13:38,440
What?
369
00:13:38,441 --> 00:13:40,110
Are you bailing on me?
370
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,150
What?
371
00:13:41,151 --> 00:13:42,490
No! No.
372
00:13:42,491 --> 00:13:43,650
Can you just stamp this?
373
00:13:43,651 --> 00:13:44,611
I've been here for less than an hour.
374
00:13:44,612 --> 00:13:47,151
Uh... sorry.
375
00:13:49,111 --> 00:13:50,820
- Bow.
- Huh? Yeah.
376
00:13:50,821 --> 00:13:51,691
What's going on with you?
377
00:13:51,692 --> 00:13:52,780
What are you talking about?
378
00:13:52,781 --> 00:13:54,320
Why are you being so weird?
379
00:13:54,321 --> 00:13:59,610
I'm... trying to...
380
00:13:59,611 --> 00:14:01,990
break up with you.
381
00:14:01,991 --> 00:14:04,940
By walking out of a bar
while my back is turned?
382
00:14:04,941 --> 00:14:07,940
To be fair,
383
00:14:07,941 --> 00:14:09,530
you were not supposed to see me.
384
00:14:11,941 --> 00:14:15,820
Last night with all the yelling
and the dog-napping,
385
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:19,230
it's, like, a lot of drama.
386
00:14:19,231 --> 00:14:22,150
You know, I don't know if I'm up
for being that kind of friend.
387
00:14:22,151 --> 00:14:23,320
You know what I mean?
388
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,690
A friend that... that fixes everything.
389
00:14:25,691 --> 00:14:27,650
Oh, my God.
390
00:14:27,651 --> 00:14:29,150
Bow, no.
391
00:14:29,151 --> 00:14:31,990
- I'm not asking you to come rescue me.
- Hmm?
392
00:14:31,991 --> 00:14:34,730
I was just telling you
what was going on in my life
393
00:14:34,731 --> 00:14:37,955
because, I mean, come on,
it's ridiculous.
394
00:14:38,401 --> 00:14:40,320
- Wait, really?
- Yeah.
395
00:14:40,321 --> 00:14:42,070
So you don't need me
to fix anything for you?
396
00:14:42,071 --> 00:14:44,230
I know how to handle my business.
397
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,990
I have three phones
and two passports for a reason.
398
00:14:46,991 --> 00:14:49,230
You have what?
399
00:14:49,231 --> 00:14:50,570
No! I just...
400
00:14:50,571 --> 00:14:53,057
I like you because you're fun, Bow.
401
00:14:53,082 --> 00:14:56,230
- Oh, you're fun, Angela.
- Yeah!
402
00:14:56,231 --> 00:15:00,280
Just the thought is so nice
to not be needed for a change.
403
00:15:00,281 --> 00:15:02,190
I just have so many kids and in-laws
404
00:15:02,191 --> 00:15:04,190
and, like, patients
I'm not trying to kill.
405
00:15:04,191 --> 00:15:05,860
I know. It's a lot of pressure.
406
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,280
This has been so great, though.
407
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,360
Hasn't it?
408
00:15:08,361 --> 00:15:09,440
Can we go for drinks once a week?
409
00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:10,730
Cheers to that.
410
00:15:10,731 --> 00:15:13,230
Oh! But hol... can we go at 4:00?
411
00:15:13,231 --> 00:15:14,530
Can we start at 4:00?
412
00:15:14,531 --> 00:15:16,610
- Yeah.
- 'Cause I get tired.
413
00:15:17,781 --> 00:15:19,530
Oh, God. Hold on a second.
414
00:15:19,531 --> 00:15:21,130
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
415
00:15:21,531 --> 00:15:23,360
Five missed calls.
416
00:15:23,361 --> 00:15:25,530
- I'm sorry. Give me one second.
- Sure.
417
00:15:27,191 --> 00:15:29,230
Hey. Dre, is everything okay?
418
00:15:29,231 --> 00:15:30,690
Where are you?
419
00:15:30,691 --> 00:15:32,860
Hey, I hope you ordered the fries
420
00:15:32,861 --> 00:15:34,570
after you dumped her, all right?
421
00:15:34,571 --> 00:15:35,895
Because they do not travel well.
422
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,860
- Dre...
- Come on home!
423
00:15:37,861 --> 00:15:39,280
Our show's on.
424
00:15:39,281 --> 00:15:40,865
And bring two orders of fries
425
00:15:40,901 --> 00:15:42,748
because I am not sharing.
426
00:15:45,231 --> 00:15:46,991
Hey! How did the dumping go?
427
00:15:50,281 --> 00:15:51,730
I did not dump her.
428
00:15:51,731 --> 00:15:53,730
Hm.
429
00:15:53,731 --> 00:15:56,469
Angela is as great as I thought she was.
430
00:15:56,494 --> 00:15:57,570
Hm?
431
00:15:57,571 --> 00:16:01,541
Turns out, she is not the broken bird.
432
00:16:02,731 --> 00:16:03,900
You are.
433
00:16:03,901 --> 00:16:05,280
- What?
- Mm.
434
00:16:05,281 --> 00:16:06,900
I am not.
435
00:16:06,901 --> 00:16:09,070
Dre, you're clingy. You're needy.
436
00:16:09,071 --> 00:16:12,230
And you don't let me
get a minute to myself.
437
00:16:12,231 --> 00:16:15,280
No! No! Get away from her!
438
00:16:15,281 --> 00:16:16,400
She's mine!
439
00:16:16,401 --> 00:16:18,280
"Westworld"! Truffle fries!
440
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:21,572
Me, me, me!!
441
00:16:21,619 --> 00:16:23,280
I don't see it.
442
00:16:23,281 --> 00:16:26,280
Just like I don't see my truffle fries.
443
00:16:26,281 --> 00:16:27,860
That's because I ate your truffle fries.
444
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:30,360
- What?
- Good night.
445
00:16:30,361 --> 00:16:32,110
And if I hear another word about this,
446
00:16:32,111 --> 00:16:34,780
I am going to buy a Tesla
and light it on fire.
447
00:16:34,781 --> 00:16:36,860
- Hey.
- Put that plate away.
448
00:16:36,861 --> 00:16:38,280
It's ridiculous.
449
00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:47,574
This is crazy!
450
00:16:47,599 --> 00:16:48,878
We're hungry.
451
00:16:48,903 --> 00:16:50,801
We shouldn't be afraid
to go to the kitchen.
452
00:16:50,826 --> 00:16:52,285
But it's their turf.
453
00:16:52,286 --> 00:16:54,915
I mean, with your bird chest
and my weird Shaq toe,
454
00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:56,285
we're walking target practice.
455
00:16:56,286 --> 00:16:58,075
You're right.
456
00:16:58,076 --> 00:16:59,456
We should see if the coast is clear.
457
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,688
Top shelf.
458
00:17:03,733 --> 00:17:06,232
That's where I keep my hall Taser.
459
00:17:06,257 --> 00:17:07,601
- Uh-huh.
- Okay.
460
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:09,205
Hey, look.
461
00:17:09,206 --> 00:17:11,455
It's the Not-So-Fresh Princes.
462
00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:13,955
Well, what's up, Kid 'n Played Out?
463
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,955
Now we're really trapped.
464
00:17:17,956 --> 00:17:19,205
Dude, what... what are we gonna eat?
465
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,125
What... What if we need to pee?
466
00:17:21,126 --> 00:17:22,995
We should've stuck to that urinal plan!
467
00:17:22,996 --> 00:17:24,995
Dude, we didn't have the piping!
468
00:17:24,996 --> 00:17:26,535
- What are we gonna do?
- I don't know.
469
00:17:26,536 --> 00:17:30,285
I mean, Diane on her own
is a landmine in a field,
470
00:17:30,286 --> 00:17:33,541
but paired with Grandma,
it's all mines and no field.
471
00:17:34,956 --> 00:17:36,455
We need to defuse Diane.
472
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,455
All right.
473
00:17:38,456 --> 00:17:40,865
- For the frat.
- Yeah.
474
00:17:40,866 --> 00:17:41,866
Gonna have to kill Diane.
475
00:17:41,867 --> 00:17:43,855
What? No, no.
476
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,495
Dude, we just need to get Diane
back on our side.
477
00:17:46,496 --> 00:17:49,201
Oh, okay. That's...
That's way better. Okay.
478
00:17:51,366 --> 00:17:52,665
♪ Doo, doo ♪
479
00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:53,915
Oh!
480
00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:56,733
- Hey, sunshine.
- Ooh, please stop screaming.
481
00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,495
Head full of wine.
482
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,535
Okay. Well, hey, look at this.
483
00:18:02,536 --> 00:18:05,705
I made you my little hangover remedy.
484
00:18:05,706 --> 00:18:07,745
It's coffee, eggs, and...
485
00:18:09,036 --> 00:18:10,075
...expired Advil.
486
00:18:10,076 --> 00:18:12,503
- You're a bad person.
- Yeah.
487
00:18:14,230 --> 00:18:15,866
- Baby.
- Yeah?
488
00:18:17,746 --> 00:18:19,165
I heard what you said last night.
489
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,825
- Did you?
- Mm-hmm.
490
00:18:20,826 --> 00:18:23,665
- Mm?
- And I have been selfish.
491
00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:25,781
Okay, I must still be drunk
492
00:18:25,866 --> 00:18:28,468
because I think you just
admitted to being selfish.
493
00:18:29,706 --> 00:18:31,624
I'm sorry.
494
00:18:32,342 --> 00:18:33,431
I'm a broken bird.
495
00:18:33,456 --> 00:18:36,535
I understand.
496
00:18:36,536 --> 00:18:37,745
You're a crazy person.
497
00:18:37,746 --> 00:18:39,368
Yeah, well...
498
00:18:39,415 --> 00:18:42,876
I think a lot of that
comes from my mama.
499
00:18:45,456 --> 00:18:47,575
I'm listening.
500
00:18:47,576 --> 00:18:50,365
Growing up, my mother
worked around the clock,
501
00:18:50,366 --> 00:18:53,205
and I had to fight to get
the time I wanted with her
502
00:18:53,206 --> 00:18:55,415
and grab onto all the love I could.
503
00:18:55,416 --> 00:18:57,865
Mm.
504
00:18:57,866 --> 00:18:59,035
I guess I'm doing that with you.
505
00:18:59,036 --> 00:19:01,035
Interesting.
506
00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:02,111
Never occurred to me that
507
00:19:02,136 --> 00:19:04,430
someone would want to
spend more time with Ruby.
508
00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:07,393
Touché.
509
00:19:07,901 --> 00:19:10,846
I am gonna give you
the space that you need.
510
00:19:11,353 --> 00:19:13,142
And I'm going to learn to share.
511
00:19:13,246 --> 00:19:14,738
But don't worry.
512
00:19:14,817 --> 00:19:16,906
It doesn't mean there's not
gonna be time for you.
513
00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:18,415
Okay.
514
00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:19,455
Do you want to watch "Westworld"?
515
00:19:19,456 --> 00:19:20,800
- Yes.
- Okay.
516
00:19:20,825 --> 00:19:22,925
- I tried watching it without you...
- Mm-hmm.
517
00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:25,283
...and I didn't know
what the hell was happening.
518
00:19:25,308 --> 00:19:26,625
I didn't.
519
00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:28,996
Oh, my little broken man.
520
00:19:29,996 --> 00:19:31,504
I will explain it to you.
521
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:35,504
Oh, my God!
522
00:19:35,576 --> 00:19:37,643
Dre, you are horrible.
523
00:19:41,511 --> 00:19:44,702
Oh! Matching outfits.
524
00:19:44,847 --> 00:19:47,846
Where you going, to a party
you weren't invited to?
525
00:19:48,011 --> 00:19:50,304
I didn't know the bus to
Dorktown ran this late.
526
00:19:50,409 --> 00:19:51,988
All right, now.
527
00:19:52,036 --> 00:19:53,437
We don't want any trouble.
528
00:19:53,488 --> 00:19:55,987
We just wanted to grab
a few snacks before we leave.
529
00:19:56,078 --> 00:19:58,421
- Mm-hmm.
- Jack, the thing
530
00:19:58,476 --> 00:20:01,062
that would really set our frat house off
531
00:20:01,106 --> 00:20:02,185
is a street sign.
532
00:20:02,186 --> 00:20:04,353
Oh, yeah. Maybe like a "stop."
533
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:05,726
Or a "yield."
534
00:20:05,766 --> 00:20:07,685
Or a "deer crossing" sign.
535
00:20:07,686 --> 00:20:10,064
'Cause who's that for? Deer can't read.
536
00:20:10,095 --> 00:20:14,745
Yeah, the thing is, they are
just so hard to get down.
537
00:20:14,817 --> 00:20:18,550
I mean, if only we knew
someone with a crowbar.
538
00:20:18,606 --> 00:20:19,815
Are you guys stealing?
539
00:20:22,227 --> 00:20:23,726
Guys, I have a crowbar.
540
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,537
That's right. You do!
541
00:20:26,562 --> 00:20:27,812
What?
542
00:20:27,842 --> 00:20:30,015
Our trap is working.
543
00:20:30,476 --> 00:20:31,975
Um, do you want to come with us
544
00:20:31,976 --> 00:20:34,090
and maybe bring your crowbar?
545
00:20:34,146 --> 00:20:36,731
Well, which one should I bring?
546
00:20:36,806 --> 00:20:38,395
You know what? I'll just grab all three.
547
00:20:38,396 --> 00:20:39,598
It's fine.
548
00:20:42,469 --> 00:20:44,098
They want me to hang with them again.
549
00:20:44,146 --> 00:20:47,722
I told you Grandma
was gonna take care of you.
550
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,395
Thank you.
551
00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:50,589
Hey.
552
00:20:50,614 --> 00:20:53,622
Sniper Sisters for life.
553
00:20:53,697 --> 00:20:56,452
Well, for your life.
554
00:20:56,531 --> 00:20:59,491
Oh. You're good.
555
00:21:00,690 --> 00:21:02,632
Get out of here.
556
00:21:02,702 --> 00:21:07,702
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