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Mirror, mirror on the wall...
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Who's the fairest of them all?
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Age before beauty...
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Pearls before swine...
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Handsome Prince Charming...
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Will you be mine?
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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MUSIC: Let's Wade In The Water
by Marlena Shaw
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? Let's wade in the water... ?
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Hi! I'm Leanne. Creative
Director at MirrorBel Beauty
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filler queen, botox bitch, go-to
girl for full facial rejuvenation.
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Say something about our USP.
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- Our what?
- You know, what we do, what we offer.
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Oh...
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Youth, in a bottle, on a stick.
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Because, let me tell you,
in this day and age,
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getting old's not an option.
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? I mean, wade in the water... ?
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Heidi, lash queen. What can I say?
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New brows can take ten years off you!
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It's not about looks,
it's about self-esteem.
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It's a passport to selfie heaven.
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It's a face-lift for your life.
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? You know, baby, that you got me... ?
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Tina. Tats. End of.
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Ivy-Rae - tanning, waxing... dogging.
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Last one by appointment only.
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Mum, behave!
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Did I mention that I'm in charge?
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I'm Bel and I'm...
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Back and kicking ass!
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Back, and answerable to me!
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Don't point it at me!
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I'm 100% not going to be here
in six months' time.
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Do you hear that, Dad?
Do we believe her?
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? Let's wade im the water, daddy ?
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? Don't let me drown ?
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? I mean, wade... ?
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I'm absolutely fine!
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? Come on and wade... ?
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Oh, that looks lovely.
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All done!
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Little princess good to go!
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Breathe, Disney. Go inside.
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? Cos your love is so fine. ?
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Right, hop it.
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OK, we are done, guys.
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Wes, Teddy, can you bring
the cars round?
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Tina, supplies. Lex, keep shooting.
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Tyler, our Heidi's mascara?
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And, Mum, are you seeing to Dad?
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What am I? Mary Poppins?
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? If we sail together
we got nothin' to fear ?
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? You threw me your line, hey ?
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? And now I'm your bait... ?
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Are you kidding?
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Bloody hell.
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? Call me fin flappin' mama
who's learnin' to float... ?
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Stick it in there.
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- Give me that, give me that.
- Oh, ta, love.
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? I need your lovin' power ?
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? It's really outta sight ?
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? Come on, wade in the water... ?
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Right, Tyler, Lex, with us.
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Leanne, Heidi, Diz...
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- This way.
- Bloody hell. Where do I go?
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Who's got Dad?
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Don't look at me. I'm with Hector.
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I'll take him. Dad, come with me.
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All right, in the cars. I'll lock up.
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Get off.
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Phone! Left it on the desk!
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Oh!
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? I mean, wade in the water ?
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? Wade in the water ?
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? I wanna know that you're mine ?
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? Because your love is so fine ?
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? Hey, daddy, you really
got me uptight... ?
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MESSAGE ALERT
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? Because you're so right ?
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? You gotta admit it, hey now... ?
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MUSIC FADES OUT, LOUD RINGING
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CAR HORN AND ALARM BLARES
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- Goin' Crash first or Blitz?
- Rampage.
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Yeah, I just messaged Livvy,
she said nine.
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- Where do we get our wristbands?
- Wearing? Arsed?
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- Going to get wrecked whatever.
- Tell him Jaeger Bomb.
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- Cheeky Vimto!
- Voddy Red Bull.
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Woo Woo!
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THEY LAUGH
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Freshers Week!
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- No.
- Joking, aren't you?!
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See what we missed?
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I'm not going to sleep for a week.
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Cos what's the point in leaving home...
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VOICES FADE OUT
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Don't forget your money belts,
keep an eye on your phones,
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and make sure no-one spikes your drinks.
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Bel, it's Leeds, it's not Bogota.
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See you, Mum.
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Oh.
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Yeah, of course. Leave you to it.
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- See you, love.
- See you later, Dad.
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We'll be fine, Mum. Just go home
and forget we exist!
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Yeah, sure, I'll do that.
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End 'o the day, though, pat on the back.
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Aww, lovely kids.
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Yeah, turned out nice.
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I hope so. She gave up enough for them.
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- I couldn't do it.
- You didn't do it.
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Oh, it is Bel, though, innit?
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Full-on or not at all.
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Oh, snore! What's she done?
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Popped out two sprogs, sent 'em to uni,
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- that's an achievement?
- Yeah.
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Some of us got a life and a career.
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And kept our looks.
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Hello!
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It's an hour away. They'll be
back and forth all the time.
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Plus, we now get
an extra 12 hours in a day.
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What we going to do with that?
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- Should I call them?
- Don't call them.
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What's Ty like with keys? And Lex
has got no sense of direction.
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Bel, let's for once have
a conversation which is not about
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the kids.
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SHE SIGHS
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Hello! Sister act to the rescue!
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I know, sweetie, I know.
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End of an era, empty nest. Gutted.
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Moving on. Yeah? Let it go.
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Cheers, Lea.
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So, me, how am I doing?
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Well, since you ask - stressed.
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Oh, my God. They're doin' my head in.
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- Who, Mum, Tina, Heidi?
- All three.
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And me dad, especially me dad.
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Ted, I did say we should
leave 'em alone tonight.
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Erm, hello? Insensitive?
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Moral support fail?
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So, Dad latest - wheelchair's shit,
wants a new one, motorised. Why?
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Never goes anywhere! Oh, an' don't
get me started on the salon!
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We won't.
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Why am I still grafting
away at the coalface?
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Have I or have I not done my time?
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- You have done your time.
- I've done my time!
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Fillers? Botox? Up to here with lipo!
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I should not be doing lipo.
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I should not be the arse-end
of the business.
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- I should be the face.
- And how're you, Ted?
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Hello? Sweetie? Can we get some menus?
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You OK?
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Few things kicking off.
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Business stuff.
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It'll keep.
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This is your night, I'm not going to let
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anything spoil it.
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LEANNE LAUGHS AND CHATS LOUDLY
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OK. Where were we?
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Four hours getting ready
and you drag me away?
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Spray tan, glycolic peel,
lash extensions.
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None of which you need.
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It's not for me, Teddy Bear.
It's for her!
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To show her what she's missing.
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- Did you not see her roots?
- No.
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My God, she looks her age!
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No wonder Wes had nothing to say to her.
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They're in shock, Leanne.
Their kids just left home.
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Yeah, and without them all
he's got to look at is that.
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Baby Bear!
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There's no excuse.
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- In this day and age...
- "Getting old is not an option"?
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I rest my case.
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Did she take a fleece?
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No, cos Leeds is that bit further
up north and the wind is murder.
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Did Ty say anything to you about boots?
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Cos I said to him, "Tyler,
in all honesty, Converse is not
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"a winter shoe."
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What was up with Teddy?
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Last push! Keep those knees up.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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Well done.
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- I'll see you next time.
- See you!
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Pain!
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It's just weakness leaving
the body. You'll be all right.
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Hey, Baby Bear.
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I've had a thought...
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No, Leanne.
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Leanne!
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OK, yes, yes, I will be there.
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"So, Bel, now that you've got
all this time on your hands..."
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IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:
"Fancy helping out at the salon?"
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For no money and zero thanks,
in a place which used to be yours,
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but which your rent-a-gob sister
has driven into the ground by
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the sheer, breathtaking scale
of her incompetence.
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Take your body armour.
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IVY-RAE: Show us what you're made of!
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- Go on!
- I seriously wouldn't push your luck.
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Your problem?!
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The cheatin', lyin' whore I married.
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- Define "married."
- Define bollocks.
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- Lost yours!
- What happened?
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Your father's a prick!
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Your mother's a tramp!
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- Who is it this time?
- Hector.
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Hector El Xavier del Santos de Macarena.
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Bullfighter.
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Yes, right!
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So he starts training at the gym
and I'm lifting,
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he likes me, clean-and-jerk.
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We click.
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Trollope!
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Can't hack it? Because you've
retired and I'm still swinging!
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- Let's go, Dad.
- Bloody right, let's go.
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LIFT DINGS
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Predictable as ever.
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Show her a Brazilian with biceps,
her tongue's draggin' the floor.
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Hey! Hey!
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What's he doin' here?
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He's tagged!
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Get him home, you daft bladder!
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I thought as she got older,
she'd put it about a bit less.
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But no, there's life
in the old bitch yet.
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Can I get you anything, Wesley?
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Erm...
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Anything at all?
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I'm... I'm good, ta.
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Age is just a number, Wesley.
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Tell that to me arthritis!
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Cheers for this, Bel. It's high time.
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It was Ted's idea, help take
my mind off the kids leaving.
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Oh, Leanne's got no system.
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Half that stuff's way
past its sell-by date.
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Feel right at home.
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What?
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Tell me.
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You know I've always envied you?
The way you've done your own thing,
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stayed out of the dramas,
the fisticuffs.
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Yes?
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Well, obviously, I
don't have that luxury.
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As accountant, looking after the
family business, the building,
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the lease.
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You know, I love your sister.
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I should hope so. You married her.
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Between ourselves, Leanne...
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Is out of her depth?
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This place - the business -
it's been going downhill
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- ever since you left.
- What, 20 years ago?
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I accept when you walked away,
you washed your hands of it.
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But I thought...
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if you knew what was going on...
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Well, how bad is it?
257
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:06,640
About to go bust.
258
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:14,005
The thing is, they don't
really run it like a business.
259
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,685
It's more like their
own personal pamper-party.
260
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,285
I want to see the manager.
261
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,685
- And as for customer service...
- About?
262
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,645
Yesterday, I had a chemical peel.
Today I look like Freddy Kruger.
263
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,005
It's lovely that, yeah.
264
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,925
Heidi, Heidi, can you deal with this?
265
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,685
- You what? Me?
- Yeah. Thanks, Heidi.
266
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:31,845
That looks sore.
267
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,285
Tell me about it.
268
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,685
Um, Tina? Can you speak
to this gentleman?
269
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:37,765
- Are you the manager?
- Not really.
270
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,925
Are you sure we did that?
I don't remember you coming in.
271
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,965
- Are you the manager?
- Sack the attitude, pal!
272
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,480
Are you calling me a liar?
273
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,525
Dob him a tenner, tell him
to sling his sorry arse.
274
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:53,062
- Can I help at all?
- Manager?
275
00:14:53,098 --> 00:14:54,378
I used to be.
276
00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:58,232
And I can see that
you've had a bad reaction.
277
00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:01,165
Would you say
that your skin's hypersensitive?
278
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,435
It is now.
279
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,005
How about a complimentary course
of three treatments,
280
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:07,165
specifically tailored to your skin type?
281
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,085
So we can show you this was just
a really unfortunate one-off.
282
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:13,400
And I can personally guarantee
you'll be happy with the results.
283
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,765
OK.
284
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,234
- Tomorrow at two?
- Deal.
285
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,033
What?
286
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,645
Couldn't give 'em a crash course
in how to run a business?
287
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:31,533
Reagan rule number one - do it yourself.
288
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,081
Could you?
289
00:15:37,347 --> 00:15:40,107
No, Bel, you can't take this on.
290
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:44,480
No-one'll thank you for it.
Least of all Leanne.
291
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,040
So I just let them go under?
292
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,525
So Bel's going to be helping
us out from now on.
293
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:56,325
Dogsbody work. And obviously she'll
be answering to me, but since
294
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,206
I've got better things to
do than hold her hand...
295
00:15:58,242 --> 00:15:59,195
Like?
296
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,805
Visiting trade fairs.
297
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,725
- Oh, bloody hell.
- Testing out new products
298
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,925
and handling the people side
of the business.
299
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:10,845
Right, well, I'm more than happy
for Bel to do all the dirty work.
300
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,280
Great!
301
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,485
And y'can sack that, madam!
You know the rules.
302
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,205
- DISNEY: Mum, why?
- Don't get any big ideas.
303
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,480
I'm just here to help.
304
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,205
Hmm!
305
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,765
I give it three months, max.
306
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,365
It'll take more than that
to get it back on its feet.
307
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,645
Once it's paying its way...
308
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,165
- You can retire?
- Again.
309
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,085
Always said that was a mistake.
310
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:35,525
You, giving up the place.
311
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,685
When you had it, it was buzzing.
312
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,360
- Real life kicked in.
- A different life.
313
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:44,005
I'm not dissing it. Wife and mum,
best job in the world.
314
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,240
It's just, I always thought
you'd be that...
315
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:48,965
..and then some.
316
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,521
- I thought so, too.
- Well...
317
00:16:51,937 --> 00:16:53,177
now's your chance.
318
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:55,400
If only for a few weeks.
319
00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,405
Well, I best get some slap on.
320
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,920
- Not exactly a great advert, am I?
- Oh!
321
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,120
- And Wes is cool with it, yeah?
- Does he have a choice?
322
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:15,285
PHONE RINGS
323
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,005
Hello, Wesley Finch.
324
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,320
Yeah.
325
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,605
Recommended? That's always nice to hear.
326
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:24,920
What can I do for you?
327
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,685
So, I'll get you a quote by the end
of tomorrow.
328
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,925
In the meantime, I'll send you
a link to some websites
329
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,085
where you can look at
work-tops, colours, hardware...
330
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,320
That'd be great.
331
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:43,000
- Who's the fitness freak?
- Hey, not me! This place belongs to...
332
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:47,564
- Surprise!
- Hello?
333
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:51,205
This is Wesley. He's going
to be doing the new kitchen.
334
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,662
What new kitchen?
335
00:17:55,885 --> 00:17:57,525
Would you excuse us for a second?
336
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:04,965
You said you need a new kitchen.
337
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,685
You said I needed a new kitchen.
338
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,685
Lols, you've worked your little tush
off for the past two years!
339
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,927
This guy comes highly recommended.
340
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,280
I just want you to
have something for you.
341
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,697
Hello.
342
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,965
Can we start again? I'm Lorelei.
343
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,280
Wesley.
344
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,800
Deja vu?
345
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,660
You, stood there.
346
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,125
We're not all shit, you know.
347
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,440
- Least, I'm not.
- I know that.
348
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:11,432
When you left, all the oomph
went out of it.
349
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:15,005
Leanne's got the gob, but she knows
jack about running a business.
350
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:18,765
- Well, why did no-one ever say anything?
- Just want to do what I do.
351
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:22,085
I don't want to be in charge.
Just want to do me job
352
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,428
and take me wage home at end of t'week.
353
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,082
And Heidi and Mum,
they're not bad neither.
354
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,920
They just need pointing
in the right direction.
355
00:19:38,295 --> 00:19:39,851
I don't know.
356
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:44,565
I think Wes was hoping we'd have a
bit of space now the kids have gone.
357
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,685
Do more stuff together.
358
00:19:47,063 --> 00:19:48,703
And Wes is a guy, right?
359
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:53,438
Trust me, they don't even notice.
360
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,165
Did you always want to be a joiner?
361
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,805
No, I wanted to be a Jedi.
362
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,138
- You?
- Wookiee.
363
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,804
That's right.
364
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,725
What went wrong?
365
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:43,685
Oh, you know, lack of facial hair,
poor piloting skills.
366
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,245
So now you're a PT?
367
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,016
Living the dream!
368
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,994
Why the hell not? Life's too short.
Do what you love.
369
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,205
- So, do you love kitchens?
- I love creating things.
370
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,445
You know, making something
out of nothing.
371
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,645
Yeah, and me. When somebody comes to me
372
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:01,245
and they're so unfit
they can barely touch their toes.
373
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,444
That's me!
374
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,565
Well, I love helping them be better
than they ever dreamed they could be.
375
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,860
Some of us are too old
to learn new tricks.
376
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,920
- That's not true.
- Want to bet?
377
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,277
I would, actually.
378
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,325
What we need is a face-lift.
379
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:24,897
New fixtures, new fittings,
new colour scheme, new image.
380
00:21:24,933 --> 00:21:26,378
Good luck with that. We're skint.
381
00:21:26,414 --> 00:21:29,565
Well, Wesley's mate Josh'll do a
lick of paint in exchange for botox.
382
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,805
Yeah, right.
383
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,565
Mate Fred'll sort the plumbing
in exchange for a Wolverine tattoo.
384
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,845
- As if!
- Wes'll do new work-surfaces.
385
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:39,245
Oh, on the promotion front -
website? Facebook? Twitter?
386
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,325
- No.
- I'll ask Lexie.
387
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:44,325
She'll shoot us a promo.
Tyler'll style it.
388
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:47,885
We need to showcase all the
services that we offer.
389
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,075
And how exactly are we going to do that?
390
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:55,245
By giving Diz the ultimate makeover
for her beauty pageant!
391
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:56,525
Oh.
392
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,528
Breathe, Disney.
393
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,445
Concentrate!
394
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,285
OK, so, Mum, you'll do...
395
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,765
Spray-tan, shimmer.
396
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,085
- Heidi?
- Brows, lashes.
397
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,525
- Tina?
- Eyeliner.
398
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,805
- Permanent?
- Nah. Last time, school sent her home.
399
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,085
Unbelievable!
400
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:14,445
How is that the message?
"Don't look your best, girls."
401
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,205
- "Don't make the most of your assets."
- Yeah.
402
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,605
I know, but it's a fascinating way
to showcase the treatments, so...
403
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,525
- No judgment.
- No judgment.
404
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,365
Three, four, five, six.
405
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,725
Bend over. Big kiss right
to the back of the room.
406
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,565
You want everybody to feel that.
407
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,120
SHE AGGRESSIVELY BLOWS A KISS
408
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,120
You all right?
409
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,200
Oh, hello.
410
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,845
OK, we're going to take this
nice and slow.
411
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,559
How slow?
412
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,645
You won't even know it's happening.
413
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,440
- OK.
- Shall we stretch? - Yeah.
414
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:18,720
Hang on a minute.
415
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,445
All right, Leanne, move!
416
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:39,880
Leanne!
417
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,320
Do you want that six-pack?
418
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,600
Oh! Come on!
419
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,965
Come on! Get up! What you doing? Get up!
420
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,885
On the mat, on the mat, on the mat.
421
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,885
Three, two, one!
422
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,565
Oh!
423
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,754
Oh!
424
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:19,280
Christ!
425
00:24:20,331 --> 00:24:21,952
- How many?
- 42.
426
00:24:21,988 --> 00:24:23,154
You're kidding!
427
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:26,335
- Two weeks ago, I barely managed eight!
- Yep!
428
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,325
Wow. That's...
429
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:29,605
Geez, I've not done...
430
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,836
I've not done sit-ups since I was 20.
431
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,518
I rest my case.
432
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,418
What's got into you?
433
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,365
42 sit-ups, 28 press-ups.
434
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,085
You what? How?
435
00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:00,645
Client I'm doing a kitchen for,
she's a PT.
436
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,285
I bet her she couldn't get me fit.
437
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,845
Think I'm going to lose.
438
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,445
- What's Bel say?
- I've not told her.
439
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,251
Thought I'd wait and see
if she spots the difference.
440
00:25:08,287 --> 00:25:09,501
And has she?
441
00:25:10,488 --> 00:25:11,920
I never see her.
442
00:25:11,956 --> 00:25:16,907
So what's she like, Miss PT?
Built like a tank?
443
00:25:16,943 --> 00:25:20,303
Nah, she's cool, knows her stuff,
knows how far to push it.
444
00:25:20,831 --> 00:25:21,851
Age?
445
00:25:21,887 --> 00:25:24,285
- Late 20s?
- Fit?
446
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,325
As you'd expect!
447
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:28,120
Might ask Bel if she fancies a sesh.
448
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:30,761
What?
449
00:25:30,797 --> 00:25:34,354
Basic rule of a happy marriage - never
suggest the wife needs to get fit.
450
00:25:34,390 --> 00:25:36,980
Well, unless your PT does
two for the price of one.
451
00:25:37,016 --> 00:25:38,805
Not mentioned Bel to her actually.
452
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,045
That's fair enough.
Could sound a bit crass.
453
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,365
"Oh, by the way, I'm married -
454
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,645
- "in case you're thinking of pouncing."
- Who does that?
455
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,000
Half your clients.
456
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,605
Guess what I did today?
457
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,365
You're awake.
458
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,165
42 sit-ups, 28 press-ups.
459
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,885
Someone been at the wacky backy?
460
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,040
No, in the park with a PT.
461
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,765
Client in town, we're doing a deal.
She gets discount
462
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,165
off her kitchen,
I get discount off my sessions.
463
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,645
Like you don't get enough exercise?
464
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,485
This is different.
465
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:27,359
This is about toning, building muscle.
466
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,960
Feels great.
467
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,160
I could book you a taster.
468
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,040
I think I'll pass, thanks.
469
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:42,506
Since I'm now back at the salon
with barely time to even breathe.
470
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,216
And loving every minute
of it, by the way!
471
00:26:57,605 --> 00:26:59,090
Have you seen that?
472
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,125
- Queues.
- Yeah, since when do we have queues?
473
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,525
Since Bel came back.
474
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,325
And you're happy with that?
475
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,125
You want to be grafting dawn till dusk?
476
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,405
We had a cushy little gig
until she gegged in.
477
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:10,725
State of that column?
478
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,765
Miss Popularity!
479
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,885
You want more clients
or you want less clients?
480
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,805
Look at me, Miss Queen Bee,
let's make Leanne
481
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,725
- look all sad and clueless.
- What?
482
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,045
Is it me or is she always
trying to put me down?
483
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,885
It's you.
484
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,939
Seriously? Bel just does her thing.
485
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,931
Most of the time, I doubt
she even knows you're there.
486
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,845
- Hey, Sam, I haven't seen you for ages.
- I know.
487
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,085
- Have you been on holiday?
- Yeah, I have actually.
488
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,720
What are you booked in for?
489
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,965
Kitchen finito.
490
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,405
Wowzer!
491
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,245
Old guy don't hang about.
492
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,120
He's not old.
493
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,200
- Are you going to miss him?
- He's still doing PT sessions.
494
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,965
- Crazy man!
- I'm glad. I really like him.
495
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,845
You know, I like his work ethic.
496
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,925
He pushes himself, but he's not
trying to prove anything.
497
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:02,485
You know, committed but not obsessive.
498
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,178
- Hello, Mr Perfect!
- Yeah, he is.
499
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,685
- Not like that.
- Uh-huh?
500
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,882
We're mates. I like being single!
501
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,366
Besides, do I really need
another relationship fail?
502
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,000
Who says it'd be a fail?
503
00:28:23,216 --> 00:28:25,381
Hey, don't give me too much.
Goes straight to my head!
504
00:28:25,417 --> 00:28:27,862
That's because you live
on kale and chia seeds.
505
00:28:27,954 --> 00:28:29,359
So, do you like it?
506
00:28:29,395 --> 00:28:30,405
Love it!
507
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,765
Seriously. Didn't know I
needed it till I got it.
508
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,085
Same here. Forgot how good it felt
to be fit till someone reminded me.
509
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,765
- So, cheers.
- You did it! - We did it.
510
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,165
We're a team.
511
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,812
What do we call ourselves?
512
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,050
Team Lor-A-Wes?
513
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,667
Team Wes-A-Lei?
514
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,605
Here's to us!
515
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,085
GLASSES CLINK
516
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,445
Hey, stranger, it's your wife!
517
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,685
I'm sorry. I know it's been weeks
since we even saw daylight together,
518
00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:02,440
so I'm doing curry
and I've got some wine.
519
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,520
What are you doing?
520
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,840
I can see what you're doing. Oi!
521
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,965
SHE LAUGHS
522
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,605
Ready! Burpee.
523
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:16,885
Press up.
524
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,022
- Sit up!
- Sit up.
525
00:29:18,058 --> 00:29:19,663
- Come on!
- Yeah, all right, all right!
526
00:29:19,699 --> 00:29:22,499
Are you ready?
A one, two, a one, two, three.
527
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,725
Oh, hang on!
528
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:46,965
Oh!
529
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,160
SHE LAUGHS
530
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:18,680
Christ, Bel, where'd you go?
531
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,605
Oh, Christ!
532
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,125
I should go.
533
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,965
- Really?
- Sorry. That sounded rude.
534
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,445
I have to be somewhere.
535
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,005
Oh. That's a shame.
536
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,360
Yeah, I should've said.
537
00:31:03,615 --> 00:31:05,740
Is something wrong? Did I do something?
538
00:31:05,923 --> 00:31:07,643
No! It's just... No, it's my fault.
539
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,365
I should never have...
540
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,645
I'm sorry.
541
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,423
Is it because I'm a client?
542
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:14,920
No.
543
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,520
It's because I'm married.
544
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:24,800
Ted...
545
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:27,720
..I've fucked up.
546
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,525
Fuck!
547
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,200
What was I thinking?!
548
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:00,365
Bel can't know. Bel can never know.
549
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,725
Because it is not the
remotest threat to our marriage
550
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,885
and it's never going to happen again.
551
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,160
Obviously not.
552
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,920
What's my excuse? Why am I back late?
553
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:16,765
You were out with me. I wasn't
drinking, but you were rat-arsed
554
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,693
so I brought you home.
555
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,525
You would say that for me?
556
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,668
Do I want to see Bel hurt?
557
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,605
Jaeger Bombs? What are you, 17?
558
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,445
- I'm sorry.
- I'll take him up.
559
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,519
- Sorry.
- Sorry.
560
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:52,565
Hi! I'm Leanne. Creative Director
at MirrorBel Beauty -
561
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:57,205
filler queen, botox bitch, go-to
girl for full facial rejuvenation.
562
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,285
- Say something about our USP.
- Our what?
563
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:00,845
You know, what we do, what we offer?
564
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,645
Oh. Youth!
565
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,925
- In a bottle, on a stick.
- Playin' a blinder, our Bel.
566
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,600
- Back where she belongs, eh?
- Aye.
567
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,040
Heidi...
568
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,886
OK, guys, well done!
I'll see you all next week.
569
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,497
Oh, my God. Swoon!
570
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,525
Not swoon.
571
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,925
Over.
572
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,645
But why? You really like him.
573
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,365
Is he bobbins in bed?
574
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,080
No, he's amazing.
575
00:33:51,879 --> 00:33:54,924
He's also kind, funny, sensitive, smart.
576
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,480
But he don't want to see you again?
Is he cray?
577
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,405
No, he's married.
578
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,301
Holy shit!
579
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,147
Seriously?
580
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,255
Just when I thought I'd met a grown-up.
581
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,885
This isn't right.
He thinks he can screw you
582
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,365
- and walk away and that's the end of it?
- That is the end of it.
583
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:17,005
No, no, no, you've invested.
You've put yourself on the line.
584
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,845
This is not what you deserve!
585
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,346
What do I deserve?
586
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,788
Respect... dignity.
587
00:34:23,905 --> 00:34:26,455
You need to be able
to meet him face-to-face
588
00:34:26,491 --> 00:34:28,169
and say what you need to say.
589
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,160
Otherwise, how will you ever move on?
590
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,085
- I'll find a way.
- But... - Dante...
591
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,445
..it's over.
592
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,960
- Lorelei?
- Oh, hang on.
593
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,840
Yep?
594
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,240
Is everything all right?
Something happened?
595
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,565
- HEIDI: All done! Ta-dah!
- PHONE RINGS
596
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,280
Little princess good to go!
597
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,360
Breathe, Disney. Go inside.
598
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,064
- Yep?
- Problem.
599
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,645
- She's bailed.
- Explain?
600
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,551
She don't do married men.
What shall I do?
601
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,725
- Sort it.
- How?
602
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,561
How do I sort it?
603
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,360
Find a way.
604
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,885
OK, we are done, guys.
605
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,925
Wes, Teddy, can you bring
the cars round? Tina, supplies.
606
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,181
Lex, keep shooting.
607
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:37,045
OK. Well, not to worry.
Just make sure you rest it.
608
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:40,525
Keep it elevated, ice it if you want to.
609
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:46,165
When it starts to feel a bit better,
you can stretch it out.
610
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,560
If you've got any problems,
just give me a text.
611
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,600
MESSAGE ALERT
612
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,600
LOUD RINGING
613
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,720
CAR HORN AND ALARM BLARES
614
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:17,616
Bel, will you tell her?
Tell Diz she needs to run it!
615
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:18,421
Yeah.
616
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:23,165
- Bestie, you with me?
- I've done it four times already.
617
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:26,205
And this is number five,
and then there'll be number six.
618
00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:28,885
Because what do we say?
"Practice, practice, practice."
619
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,365
You say "practice, practice, practice."
620
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,725
Disney, is this for my benefit?
621
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:38,045
This is BF - helping BF
be the best she can be!
622
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:42,245
I don't want a BF. I've got BFs.
Lauren Carter and Tinsel Hayes.
623
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,228
Sweetheart, they live on an estate.
624
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:48,419
Is that the kind of friends you want?
625
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,485
What do their parents do?
626
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,685
Do they even know both their parents?
627
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,685
Do I even know mine?
628
00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:57,805
BELL RINGS
629
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,285
OVER TANNOY: This is your two
minute call. That's two minutes
630
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,685
to the final.
631
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:04,285
If you could spare a few minutes
from your empire-building,
632
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,485
perhaps you'd be good enough
to read Mum the Riot Act.
633
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,101
What's she done now?
634
00:38:08,137 --> 00:38:10,285
Only gone and ditched me
dad and moved out, again.
635
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:14,067
Shh! Do you mind? It's upsetting Disney.
636
00:38:14,103 --> 00:38:16,081
Disney needs to get into the zone!
637
00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:17,925
When Disney gets stressed,
it goes to her face
638
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,365
and her make-up melts.
639
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,765
- Ooh!
- Can you sort it, Bel?
640
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,725
LEANNE MIMICS HER:
"Can you sort it, Bel?"
641
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:24,283
- Love it.
- Sorry?
642
00:38:24,319 --> 00:38:25,645
You think you're so amazing.
643
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,925
You think this is all about you.
644
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:30,605
Well, I made the business
what it is today...
645
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,085
- Sure did.
- ..and you can't stand it.
646
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,645
Any more than you could
stand losing Teddy!
647
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:35,391
What?
648
00:38:35,427 --> 00:38:37,525
You wanted him. It was
between you and me,
649
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:40,325
and he chose me! You had
to settle for second best.
650
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,880
And everybody knows it.
651
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,515
Hey, Ma, smile!
652
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:51,160
Dad don't look too happy.
What have you done to upset him?
653
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,005
BELL RINGS
654
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,405
OVER TANNOY: Can all parents now
leave the backstage area
655
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,000
and take their seats.
656
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:22,125
Right, here we go. You know
what to do, darling. Come on, Diz.
657
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,325
I love you. You look beautiful.
658
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,454
- All right, OK.
- OK. All right.
659
00:39:26,490 --> 00:39:27,435
APPLAUSE
660
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,205
You were the best, baby girl.
661
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:34,445
But they have to give other
little girls a chance.
662
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:35,965
You can't win everything.
663
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,805
But I haven't won anything!
664
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:41,205
Yeah, and that's because they
know what a brave girl you are.
665
00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:42,760
You won't make a fuss.
666
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,285
- Disney...
- I should have to be doing this.
667
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,325
She's your child.
668
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,725
And where's her father?
669
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,485
Who's the father?
670
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,085
Perm any one from 12.
671
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,965
Least they all play for the same team.
672
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,125
THEY LAUGH
673
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,085
Why is that funny?
674
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,925
- Oh, come on, Bel.
- What, because she's a bit flaky?
675
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,525
Because her life's all over
the place? Is yours so sorted?
676
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:10,410
Me?
677
00:40:10,446 --> 00:40:13,708
Yeah, are you so pristine
and pure and perfect?
678
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:16,725
Dad, we're leaving.
679
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:20,205
Bloody hell! Are we entering
the Paralympics or what?!
680
00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:21,520
Bel? Bel?
681
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,640
- Where you going?
- I'm taking Dad home.
682
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,885
What's brought this on?
683
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,969
Mum's dumped him. He
can't be on his own.
684
00:40:31,005 --> 00:40:32,154
Shall I come?
685
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,120
Bel, what's going on?
686
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:43,502
He needs peace and quiet and time
to get his head straight...
687
00:40:45,157 --> 00:40:46,517
..and to see where to go with it.
688
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,320
Everything OK?
689
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,440
Right, then, what's goin' on?
690
00:41:14,592 --> 00:41:15,992
She just sent me this.
691
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:21,280
Jesus.
692
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,165
- Is it real?
- That's what I thought.
693
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,245
Is it something Leanne's
done to wind me up?
694
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,765
You know, like Photoshopped?
695
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,293
I think it's real.
696
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,205
I'll murder him.
697
00:41:33,537 --> 00:41:36,577
- Trust me, I could not feel more guilty.
- I should hope so.
698
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,085
But also just a little bit chuffed.
699
00:41:43,439 --> 00:41:45,124
She's fit as, right?
700
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,230
Part of you is thinking, "How
the hell did I pull that?"
701
00:41:47,266 --> 00:41:48,318
No!
702
00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:55,045
- Yeah, kind of.
- Hmm.
703
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,085
Let's just hope you've got away with it.
704
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,085
I would give anything
to get away with it.
705
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,885
- And you wouldn't go back there again?
- Absolutely not.
706
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:05,005
I feel bad because
I didn't discourage her.
707
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:08,365
You know, I didn't make clear
I was married from the start.
708
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,606
And I am married
and I want to stay married.
709
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,309
If I can walk away now...
710
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,565
Can you?
711
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,285
You know what? I've had
enough of this salon shit.
712
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,245
I've barely seen Bel in weeks.
I'm going to book
713
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,885
us a trip away somewhere special,
put the whole thing behind us.
714
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,285
I've got a mate with a hotel
on Windermere. Let me call him.
715
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,873
- No, I'll, I'll...
- Leave it with me.
716
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,000
Yeah, Raymond? How you doing, mate?
717
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,120
PHONE RINGS
718
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,880
Wesley Finch?
719
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:49,400
No, sorry, this week's not great.
720
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:53,300
Yeah, I know, I'm looking to be
away for the next fortnight so...
721
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,045
- Can you just hang on a sec?
- Week after next for two weeks?
722
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,420
Own veranda, overlooking the lake?
723
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,885
Yeah, all right.
724
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:04,845
Actually, I could come round now.
725
00:43:05,294 --> 00:43:07,094
- Is five OK?
- Yeah.
726
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:10,685
Just act normal.
727
00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:13,925
- Uh-huh.
- Business as usual.
728
00:43:14,548 --> 00:43:16,400
Business as usual. OK.
729
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,588
Hi!
730
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,245
Thanks for coming.
731
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:24,720
It's just through here.
732
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,632
What?
733
00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:34,360
Why...?
734
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,285
I don't understand.
735
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,080
I'm just nipping out for some milk.
736
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,225
What's happening?
737
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,648
- I have no idea.
- Me neither.
738
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:50,960
Christ.
739
00:43:52,635 --> 00:43:53,995
Are you OK?
740
00:43:55,671 --> 00:43:57,231
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm...
741
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,895
No, I'm not.
742
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:07,520
I'm confused and appalled
and really pissed off.
743
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,045
How could you not tell me you
were married?
744
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,805
I would never have gone there.
This is not what I do!
745
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,405
It wasn't you, it was my fault.
746
00:44:16,673 --> 00:44:18,481
It was all... It was all my fault.
747
00:44:19,483 --> 00:44:21,003
I just need to get home.
748
00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:35,285
Hi, it's Dante, leave a message.
749
00:44:35,837 --> 00:44:39,725
Dante? What the hell? You better
get your arse round here now
750
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,480
or I will never speak to you again.
751
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:49,502
How long's it been?
752
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,389
30 years.
753
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,051
- Classic.
- Is it?
754
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:59,365
Reach a certain age,
take it all for granted.
755
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,285
One day - splat!
756
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:04,119
Head first through a third-floor window.
757
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,117
End of the day...
758
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,240
..you survive.
759
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,193
I just don't get why
this happened to us.
760
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:22,013
He's at that age, pushin' 50.
761
00:45:23,111 --> 00:45:27,271
Fellas start looking around,
asking questions.
762
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:30,885
"Who am I?"
763
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,583
"Is this it?"
764
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,405
"What else is out there?"
765
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,925
Kids leave home, gap opens up,
you hope the missus'll fill it.
766
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,885
But if she don't, if she's
off doin' her own thing...
767
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,080
Is that what I've done?
768
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:46,521
If I see him now,
I'll say things I can't take back.
769
00:45:47,289 --> 00:45:49,169
And if it's just a one-off...
770
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,403
Is it?
771
00:45:51,439 --> 00:45:53,778
Well, if you'd seen his
face when he got that text.
772
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,085
These things happen.
773
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,053
Perhaps he was lonely?
774
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,431
- And got caught.
- With his kecks down.
775
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,885
You think I should go home?
776
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,236
I think you should go home.
777
00:46:44,519 --> 00:46:46,653
_
778
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,840
KNOCK ON DOOR
779
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,680
Dante, you absolute arsehole!
780
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,440
I'm sorry, I don't know how to do this.
781
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:35,160
I presume there's some etiquette.
782
00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:39,165
Which I've never learnt
because I've never done this before.
783
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,165
You've never cheated on your wife?
784
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:42,405
Not in 30 years.
785
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:43,880
So, why now?
786
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,020
Because you make me feel 18 again.
787
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,485
- I don't know how it happened!
- You do know how it happened.
788
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,685
- I don't know how it happened.
- You do know how it happened.
789
00:48:19,721 --> 00:48:22,485
Yeah! She's young, fit, funny, smart.
790
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,805
We have this connection, you know?
791
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,040
When I'm with her,
she makes me feel like...
792
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,840
..what have I been missing
all these years?
793
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,045
So not to be crude, but the sex is...
794
00:48:38,345 --> 00:48:40,105
Out of this world!
795
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,485
At the end of the day...
796
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,885
you and I both know
what it's like waking up
797
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,622
beside the same faces for decades.
798
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,659
Hey, look, pal.
799
00:48:56,480 --> 00:49:00,296
You know I think the world of Bel,
but you and I, we go way back.
800
00:49:01,065 --> 00:49:02,845
- I know.
- I'm always going see it from your side.
801
00:49:02,881 --> 00:49:04,172
I know that, mate.
802
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,480
Can I let you into a secret?
803
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,520
There's part of me...
804
00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:20,660
..thinks - should I just go with it?
805
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:26,565
- As in, get it out of your system?
- See if the grass really is greener.
806
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:29,394
- Which we both know it's not.
- Right.
807
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:35,565
But if you feel you need to test
the waters, prove to yourself
808
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,692
there's no place like home.
809
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,320
And Bel never finds out.
810
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:46,080
No harm done.
811
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:04,040
I just wanted what's best for you.
812
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,725
How do you know what's best for me?
813
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,925
I know you really like the guy.
814
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,685
I know you've had a string of
losers. I know you deserve better.
815
00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:14,528
He is better.
816
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,364
He ticks all the boxes, he's Mr Ideal!
817
00:50:19,739 --> 00:50:22,348
- But he's married.
- But he came back.
818
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,645
And, somehow, we fell into bed again.
819
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:29,085
So he can't keep away.
820
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:30,885
He's seriously hot.
821
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,182
And you're really into him?
822
00:50:33,218 --> 00:50:34,130
Yeah.
823
00:50:34,166 --> 00:50:36,946
And his marriage is over,
or he wouldn't be with you.
824
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:40,680
How old is his wife?
825
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:43,805
Late 40s?
826
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:45,725
Oh, you're doing him a favour.
827
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,000
Seriously!
828
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:51,017
She'll be saggy, shrivelled, total dog.
829
00:50:51,053 --> 00:50:52,285
You're awful!
830
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:54,560
Trust me, at that age,
all they are is a habit.
831
00:51:29,235 --> 00:51:30,475
Dad?
832
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,240
HE SNORES
833
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:19,845
I hope you're proud of yourselves,
letting that go up.
834
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:21,885
It's a marketing ploy. We all agreed...
835
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,565
It's a personal affront to me!
836
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:27,205
It suggests that I was
useless and she's better.
837
00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:29,005
You...
838
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:30,485
You don't even look the part.
839
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:33,045
You could at least respect my
legacy and get yourself botoxed,
840
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,325
filled and polished
into something presentable.
841
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:38,125
But no, you're just going
to sit back and do nothing.
842
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,560
- Where do you get that idea from?
- Loser!
843
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:46,045
Come on in and give us a try.
844
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:48,365
New salon, new era!
845
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,445
We've had a face-lift,
see what we can do for you.
846
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:54,725
Transform your appearance,
transform your life.
847
00:52:54,760 --> 00:53:01,805
Ladies and gentlemen, I now declare
the new MirrorBel Beauty salon open!
848
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:03,965
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
849
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,520
Come on!
850
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:09,405
Happy?
851
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:10,560
So far.
852
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:16,285
- And the cookie...
- Lorelei?
853
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:17,885
..has no idea?
854
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,320
Not a clue.
855
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:23,560
Keep it up.
856
00:53:27,193 --> 00:53:28,393
I still don't get it.
857
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,485
What don't you get?
858
00:53:31,636 --> 00:53:34,896
Why you want your best mate
to cheat on your other best mate.
859
00:53:39,580 --> 00:53:41,140
She's not my best mate.
860
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:48,000
She's the woman I would've married
if he hadn't got there first.
861
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:50,200
Wow.
862
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:54,280
Long game.
863
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,160
Timing is everything.
864
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:11,485
Well done, guys! Great start, eh?
865
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:13,120
See how long that lasts.
866
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,605
That's fantastic.
867
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:17,685
Speech!
868
00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:19,245
THEY LAUGH AND CHAT EXCITEDLY
869
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,160
Get a picture of that, get a picture.
870
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:46,285
Hello?
871
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:47,720
Hi.
872
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:54,485
Yeah. I've never done this before,
so I don't exactly know what
873
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:57,720
I'm letting myself in for, but
I'd like to book a taster session.
874
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,645
? Don't want this to be over ?
875
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,325
? Don't want this to be over ?
876
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:20,005
? Please, time, go slow-mo ?
877
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,045
? Don't want this to be over ?
878
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:25,560
? Don't want this to be over. ?
879
00:55:25,610 --> 00:55:30,160
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