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[upbeat rock music]
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? Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ?
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? Ruff, ruff, ruff,
ruff, ruff, ruff ?
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? Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ?
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? Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff,
ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ?
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? Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ?
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- ? Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ?
- ? Meow, meow, meow, meow ?
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- ? Ruff, ruff ?
- ? Meow, meow ?
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- ? Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ?
- ? Meow, meow, meow, meow ?
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- ? Ruff, ruff, ruff ?
- ? Meow, meow, meow ?
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- ? Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ?
- ? Meow, meow, meow, meow ?
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[music crescendos]
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? ?
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[soft music]
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Aw, look at those happy couples.
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Lovebirds, love-lizards,
love-dragonflies.
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- I love you, Frank.
- I love you more, Jerry.
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Aw, face it, Lonely D.
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Love's not gonna just fall out
of the sky.
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Love! Oh, it's just an acorn.
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Whoo, ha!
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Heads up, sad weasel, oh!
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Whoa, whoo, ha, yee-hoo!
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- Parkour!
- Ow, ow!
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- Could you please be more careful?
- Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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Is my acorn parkour
too extreme for you?
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- Spadoink!
- Ow!
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It is getting harder for me
to give you
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- the benefit of the doubt!
- Oh, look at this cry-puppy!
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[laughs]
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No wonder you're
the only animal here
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who's not banging... spadoink.
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[laughing]
[dramatic music]
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[roars]
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[screaming]
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[gasps] Oh, no.
I gave into my primal instinct,
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and I killed
this douchey squirrel.
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And that's when my tapeworm
said he wanted
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to see other colons.
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Aww, Gray One,
any parasite would be lucky
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- to join your gut flora.
- Are you about to murder me?
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Yeah, Nibbles,
that was awfully nice of you.
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- What's going on?
- I'm in love!
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Mrs. Levy put a new hamster
in my cage named Peppercorn,
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and he's my everything!
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Oh, go ahead, smooshy bear,
you drink.
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Nah, nah, you drink, cuddlewubs.
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[soft music]
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So when are you gonna
kill him and eat his face?
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Should we pencil that in
for tomorrow?
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Oh, that won't happen
this time. He's the one.
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Plus, I'm 18 months old.
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If I don't settle down now,
then when?
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Nibbles, to avoid making
the same murderous mistakes,
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maybe we should talk
about why you killed
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- your last mate, Butterscotch.
- Eh, what's to talk about?
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One thing led to another,
and I ended him.
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Diablo, what's up with you?
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What's up?
Oh, I don't know, not much.
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[chuckles]
You know, I killed a squirrel.
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- [all gasps] Oh, God!
- Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
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Don't worry, Honey.
I'll lick it all up.
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Sure, we've all chased squirrels,
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gone right up to the edge
of bestial bloodlust,
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but we don't actually do it.
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I mean,
if you could overpower it,
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then it had to be,
what, elderly, or...
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[gasps] A baby?
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No, no, he was
a super fit grown-up.
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Well, welcome to the killer club, D...
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which I am not a member of
anymore!
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Anyway, I wanted to apologize
to my victim,
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who's now in the afterlife,
so I, um... I saw a psychic.
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[all gasp]
What is this weird feeling?
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Is this what it's like
to find Diablo interesting?
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Anyway, the psychic calls
herself "the Boaracle."
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Ooh, a psychic boar.
Not super grounded, but okay.
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And she lives in a creepy cave
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at the spooky end of the woods,
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where the old men hide
their pornography.
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And now I shall channel
the spirit you seek.
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[dramatic music]
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Oh-ho-ho, hey!
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Thanks a lot for killing me,
boombots!
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Well, you were kind of asking
for it, mister!
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But I still want to make amends.
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Oh, let me think about that.
You know what?
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Dig up acorns for my family,
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and maybe I won't
haunt your ass. Capisce?
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But first, would you like to
know how you're going to die?
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It's in a hot air balloon.
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But spoiler, not how you'd expect.
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Well, I don't know what
we're doing here
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when we can just go
to a psychic boar
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- and solve all our problems.
- Exactly.
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Wait, you're being sarcastic, right?
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- No, I'm being sincere.
- What?
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There's no such thing as ghosts,
and this psychic is a crock.
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I thought she was a boar,
but either way, I'm in.
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No, no, no,
she's a two-faced scam artist
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who preys on feeble-minded
animals with phony
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promises that sound good
but turn out to be useless,
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like vitamins
or the Paris Climate Accords.
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Yeah, I went there.
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I won't let her get away
with this, Diablo.
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I must light a candle of
noble truth. It is my duty.
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[all laugh]
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Yes, I know. I said "duty."
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[all laugh]
Duty.
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Hey, Nostra-dumbass!
I'm here to stop you from
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- spreading your ghost-aganda.
- Yes, it's your duty.
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- [giggles] Now I get it.
- So you're an unbeliever.
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You won't be the first animal
I've convince-ificated.
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[gasps] And you're not even a boar.
You're a beaver.
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Yeah, but this cave used
to belong to a boar.
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She got hit by lightning,
and yes, she saw it coming.
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I inherited the business,
but I kept the name
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because there's a dire absence
of psychic beaver puns
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that aren't filthy.
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- But my powers are very real!
- Oh, yeah? Then prove it.
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Show me my dead best friend,
Big Cookie,
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who, if ghosts were real,
would be haunting me hard.
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Boom, spirit challenge.
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You're on, like the ghost of
Donkey Kong, who's also a client.
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Ah!
A soul wishes to speak to you.
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I am Chancellor
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von Braucken-Schweitzen-
Gautssen-Hopffberg,
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Chief's great-great-grandfather.
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Ahh!
What's in this mystic dust?
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Did you dose me?
That's illegal.
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Help, Paw Patrol!
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The dust is merely sage
to add glamour
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to a dank cave
that smells of beaver.
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Oh, wait,
are you seeing the spirit?
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I mean,
I'm hallucinating Chancellor
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von Braucken-
Schweitzen-Gautssen-
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- Hassenpfeffer Incorporated.
- Hm, close enough.
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You must have the gift
of psychic power.
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Have you ever considered
a career
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- sitting in caves, acting spooky?
- Listen to me, Honey.
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I have an important message
for Chief
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from the great beyond.
Tell him I say, hi!
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Clearly, this is fake,
you fake faker.
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You can't even summon the dog
I wanted.
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We do not dictate
who answers our entreaties.
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We must submit to the unknown
without seeking to control it,
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like weather or whatever Netflix
thinks you should watch next.
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- Now, here comes another one!
- Agh!
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Butterscotch?
Nibbles' last victim-ate?
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That's a portmanteau I created
combining victim and mate.
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Huh, surprised you recognize
me without my face on.
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You're the only
faceless hamster I know.
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You're about to know another
one if you don't warn Peppercorn
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about Nibbles
being a face-etarian.
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One second, I'm calling dibs
on the running wheel,
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and the next,
she's chowing on my cheeks.
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No, I can change her,
Butterscotch, with time-tested
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- therapeutic methods.
- Um, hi, I was first.
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- Yeah, I got your message, hello.
- It's not hello. It's hi.
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- Less formal, we're family.
- Got it, hi.
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These were ridiculous exchanges.
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Wow, [chuckles]
digging up acorns is so easy.
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Why are squirrels
always so panicked about it?
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- Oh!
- Ow!
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Sorry for falling out of the sky.
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[laughs]
Hi, I'm Maria.
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? Maria ?
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? I just met a squirrel
named Maria ?
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I'm Diablo.
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So are we stockpiling acorns
for one or dot, dot, dot?
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Oh, I have a mate.
Maybe you've met him.
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Handsome, great at parkour,
kind of a jerk.
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[siren wailing]
[screaming]
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No, I-I-I-I haven't met him.
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I don't know what he tasted like.
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- [laughing] You're so random!
- I totally am.
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- Pillowcase!
- [laughs]
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So tell me.
Do you like acorns, Maria?
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I do, Diablo.
I do very, very much.
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We spent hours together.
She loves my laugh.
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[cackling]
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And I love that she's a window
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into a culture
I never knew before.
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Am I glowing?
I feel like I'm glowing.
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- New love high five!
- Bad dog and hamster!
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You're both just
papering over your guilt
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with new relationships.
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- I'm disappointed.
- As am I. You didn't seal the deal?
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Sex or get off the pot, Diablo.
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Nibbles, let's keep
that love train chugging
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past Face Eat Junction.
Get your trauma tool kit
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because we're about to raise
a barn of healing.
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Ugh, the metaphors
are out of control today.
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I don't want you to kill
Peppercorn for calling dibs
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- on the running wheel.
- You're right.
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I do kill
for the smallest of reasons.
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I even want to kill you
for seeing right through me.
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How'd you do that?
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Honey, you reached her.
We did it!
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And there was absolutely
nothing supernatural about it.
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The only ESP I need is
Extra-Special thera-P.
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Say what you want
about her metaphors,
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but her acronym game is tight.
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? ?
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It was the kind of breakthrough
they make movies about.
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I'm seeing Charlize Theron
as Honey.
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And for Nibbles,
is Rhea Perlman active?
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- What are you doing?
- Eating!
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I get the food,
but the gravity does the work.
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Anyway, it really made up
for the crazy morning I had.
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So this sham psychic
boar-beaver somehow
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hypnotized me into
seeing a Saint Bernard
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who said he was
your great-great-grandpa.
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[gasps]
Did he have a message for me?
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- He said hi.
- That's him!
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That's Pop-Pop's pop-pop!
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Oh, I have so many questions.
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- Honey, if you see him again...
- I'm not gonna see him again.
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He's not real.
I was high on beaver kush.
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But if you do, please, Honey,
I have to know...
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- what's up?
- I'm not gonna ask some
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- hallucination what is up.
- No, "What's up?"
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It's less formal.
We're family.
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He said hi.
[chuckles]
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- Ghosts aren't real! [gasps]
- Boo!
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I'm the ghost of Shel's uncle.
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I'm dead, and I have a message
for him.
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Did someone slip some sage
in my organic sustainably
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foraged cold-press kibble?
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- 'Cause I'm hallucinating.
- I'm not a hallucination.
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I'm as real as the heart
attack that killed me.
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00:10:17,046 --> 00:10:18,883
Can't anyone else see me?
234
00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:21,621
- Yeah, I can see you.
- See? That proves it.
235
00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:23,325
Great, I'm not hallucinating.
236
00:10:23,392 --> 00:10:26,847
- I'm just losing my mind.
- Who's she talking to?
237
00:10:30,539 --> 00:10:32,945
Honey, you're not
in Boaracle's drug den anymore.
238
00:10:33,011 --> 00:10:34,113
I know that, Honey.
239
00:10:34,180 --> 00:10:37,456
So why are you hallucinating
ghosts and talking to yourself?
240
00:10:37,491 --> 00:10:39,757
Because I've obviously had
a breakdown, Honey!
241
00:10:39,825 --> 00:10:40,961
Can we cut the crap?
242
00:10:41,027 --> 00:10:43,432
A lot of us ghosts have
messages for the other side.
243
00:10:43,465 --> 00:10:44,902
And word's gotten out
that you're the new doggy door
244
00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,338
to the world of the living.
245
00:10:46,371 --> 00:10:49,410
So I'm not leaving until
you warn Nibbles' new mate,
246
00:10:49,444 --> 00:10:52,350
Peppercorn,
that his days are numbered.
247
00:10:52,416 --> 00:10:55,256
- No!
- And I'm not leaving until you give Shel
248
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:59,631
my sixteen tricks guaranteed
to make Darla's toes curl.
249
00:10:59,664 --> 00:11:02,054
- Ah!
- And I'm not going anywhere
250
00:11:02,055 --> 00:11:04,007
until you tell Max
to avenge my death.
251
00:11:04,073 --> 00:11:08,115
- Oh, no, another one?
- I'm the first Max, Max Classic.
252
00:11:08,182 --> 00:11:09,985
Max Number Two
won't know peace
253
00:11:10,052 --> 00:11:11,688
until he brings my murderer
to justice!
254
00:11:11,721 --> 00:11:14,561
It was Tobey Maguire on
the set of "The Good German."
255
00:11:14,627 --> 00:11:16,359
Ahh! [gasps]
256
00:11:16,394 --> 00:11:18,801
Tell my sweet Chico
Mama's watchin'.
257
00:11:18,802 --> 00:11:21,708
- And he's a huge disappointment.
- Ah!
258
00:11:21,861 --> 00:11:25,769
Tell Tabitha to rise up
and establish dictatorship
259
00:11:25,803 --> 00:11:29,177
- of the proletari-cat.
- Ahh!
260
00:11:29,243 --> 00:11:32,466
You, commoner.
Elsa must know that she descends
261
00:11:32,467 --> 00:11:35,548
- from corgi royalty.
- Ahh!
262
00:11:37,259 --> 00:11:38,997
[dramatic music]
263
00:11:39,030 --> 00:11:40,833
- [sniffing]
- Who's doing that?
264
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:43,872
Knock-knock.
Acorn delivery.
265
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:47,313
Come and get 'em while they're
still not mature oak trees.
266
00:11:47,346 --> 00:11:49,952
Yay, Uncle Diablo's here!
267
00:11:49,985 --> 00:11:52,356
- Ah!
- Thanks. I really needed this.
268
00:11:52,390 --> 00:11:54,060
Their father never came home
last night.
269
00:11:54,093 --> 00:11:55,229
Probably another bender
270
00:11:55,262 --> 00:11:57,199
with that nest-wrecking
chipmunk of his!
271
00:11:57,233 --> 00:11:59,137
I mean, where else could he be?
272
00:11:59,203 --> 00:12:02,179
[siren wailing]
[screaming]
273
00:12:02,214 --> 00:12:05,883
- No idea.
- You'd never abandon your mate.
274
00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:07,720
You're different.
275
00:12:07,753 --> 00:12:10,726
[soft music]
276
00:12:10,759 --> 00:12:13,598
? ?
277
00:12:13,665 --> 00:12:19,277
? Thought I'd never find love ?
278
00:12:19,344 --> 00:12:24,354
? Then a squirrel fell from above ?
279
00:12:24,387 --> 00:12:26,791
? Then I killed that squirrel ?
280
00:12:26,825 --> 00:12:30,799
? And another one fell
from above ?
281
00:12:30,866 --> 00:12:32,336
? ?
282
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:37,179
? Now that's the one that I love ?
283
00:12:37,246 --> 00:12:39,952
What's wrong?
This was the kind of day
284
00:12:39,985 --> 00:12:41,521
romantic montages
are made of.
285
00:12:41,588 --> 00:12:43,692
I have feelings for you, Diablo.
286
00:12:43,725 --> 00:12:46,698
- But I'm still a mated squirrel.
- No, you're not.
287
00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:49,771
Your mate's dea...
finitely banging some chipmunk.
288
00:12:49,804 --> 00:12:53,912
Just because he's a bastard
doesn't mean he's not my mate!
289
00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:56,184
[sobbing]
No, Maria!
290
00:12:56,217 --> 00:12:59,123
Please don't go!
Big squirrels don't cry!
291
00:12:59,190 --> 00:13:03,031
They can cry if they want to!
Cry if they want to!
292
00:13:03,065 --> 00:13:07,343
[all yelling]
293
00:13:07,378 --> 00:13:09,177
Enough!
Stay strong.
294
00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:11,114
Can't let group know
I've lost my mind.
295
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:14,687
- Honey's obviously lost her mind.
- Honey, are you feeling okay?
296
00:13:14,754 --> 00:13:17,860
I'm fine.
Nibbles, how's Peppercorn?
297
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:22,203
Still 100% alive.
And it's all thanks to your help.
298
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,173
Ha, therapy for the win.
Told ya!
299
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,478
Honey, the American
Psychological Association
300
00:13:26,511 --> 00:13:30,103
- generally frowns on I told you so's.
- Perhaps Honey can use some
301
00:13:30,152 --> 00:13:34,393
of her non-magical relationship
magic on Darla and myself.
302
00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:36,531
Don't let Nibbles fool you
or herself.
303
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,468
She's a stone-cold face-eater.
304
00:13:38,535 --> 00:13:41,241
And she is going
to kill Peppercorn.
305
00:13:41,307 --> 00:13:45,616
- She's not. She's getting better.
- This no-face won't pipe down
306
00:13:45,682 --> 00:13:48,388
until you do the Peppercorn thing.
307
00:13:48,455 --> 00:13:51,261
Mine first.
It's an erotic emergency.
308
00:13:51,327 --> 00:13:54,106
[all yelling]
Tobey Maguire must pay!
309
00:13:54,106 --> 00:13:55,602
So then I said to her,
310
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,673
"Well, that's not what I said you
said but what I said you said."
311
00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:01,347
And this is where
it gets really interesting.
312
00:14:01,381 --> 00:14:05,022
I can't take this anymore!
313
00:14:05,088 --> 00:14:07,431
Honestly, Shel, she was
saying what we were all thinking.
314
00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:10,432
So it turns out finding
these acorns is getting
315
00:14:10,499 --> 00:14:12,169
a little tough,
and I was just wondering
316
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:15,209
if you could help me
provide for Maria,
317
00:14:15,275 --> 00:14:16,878
maybe give me
some buried treasure deets
318
00:14:16,946 --> 00:14:18,248
from a dead pirate or...
319
00:14:18,281 --> 00:14:21,788
You got some gabagool coming here.
Did you even tell her I'm dead?
320
00:14:21,821 --> 00:14:24,727
No, no, she thinks you're off
with some chipmunk.
321
00:14:24,827 --> 00:14:27,533
Oh, the cannolis on this guy!
322
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,974
Oh, please, I want to get
Maria something special.
323
00:14:31,007 --> 00:14:35,249
- The biggest acorn there is.
- Okay, but only 'cause she deserves it.
324
00:14:35,315 --> 00:14:36,818
Under the tree in your yard,
325
00:14:36,851 --> 00:14:40,058
I buried the biggest acorn
you ever seen, okay?
326
00:14:40,092 --> 00:14:42,373
But you're gonna want to take
Maria with you to dig it up.
327
00:14:42,396 --> 00:14:43,696
It's a two-animal job.
328
00:14:43,698 --> 00:14:46,271
- Thanks, cuckolded ghost!
- Oh!
329
00:14:46,304 --> 00:14:49,910
Ugh, channeling that guy really
does a number on my throat.
330
00:14:49,911 --> 00:14:51,114
[coughs]
331
00:14:51,147 --> 00:14:52,483
- Hey, Honey!
- I'm not crazy!
332
00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:54,353
- You're crazy!
- Excuse me, pardon me.
333
00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:56,424
I don't understand
the physics of this.
334
00:14:56,457 --> 00:14:57,657
I'm sorry I called you fake,
335
00:14:57,660 --> 00:15:02,236
- but quit it with the fake ghosts.
- The spirits are real.
336
00:15:02,303 --> 00:15:06,044
And yes, they watch you
when you go the bathroom.
337
00:15:06,077 --> 00:15:08,849
- I know!
- If you desire them gone,
338
00:15:08,882 --> 00:15:11,287
then do as they command!
339
00:15:11,354 --> 00:15:13,258
Nuh-uh,
even if they were real,
340
00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:14,591
which they're not,
they're wrong.
341
00:15:14,604 --> 00:15:16,108
They said
I couldn't change Nibbles,
342
00:15:16,141 --> 00:15:19,070
but I did, and because of me,
Peppercorn is alive.
343
00:15:19,136 --> 00:15:22,944
Hey, I'm Peppercorn, the most
recent love of Nibbles' life.
344
00:15:22,978 --> 00:15:26,117
Okay, so this is clearly
some Coachella hologram
345
00:15:26,184 --> 00:15:28,722
- because I cured Nibbles.
- Hi, Boaracle.
346
00:15:28,755 --> 00:15:30,859
I just murdered my mushabusha,
Peppercorn,
347
00:15:30,893 --> 00:15:33,365
and a whiny little weasel-dog
said you can help me
348
00:15:33,431 --> 00:15:35,068
get out of feeling bad about it.
349
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:38,641
- Nibbles!
- Hey, Honey. Who'd you murder?
350
00:15:41,757 --> 00:15:43,826
Nibbles, you killed Peppercorn?
351
00:15:43,893 --> 00:15:45,262
How could you do that to me
352
00:15:45,295 --> 00:15:47,266
and the rest
of the psychiatric community?
353
00:15:47,299 --> 00:15:50,072
It was just one
of those hilarious mix-ups
354
00:15:50,105 --> 00:15:53,145
- that end with a dead hamster.
- She's lying!
355
00:15:53,211 --> 00:15:55,749
I just sneezed adorably,
and then she killed me.
356
00:15:55,784 --> 00:15:59,223
Mm, Peppercorn, uh, disputes
your take on it, Nibbles.
357
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:01,194
Wait, you can talk
to Peppercorn's ghost?
358
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:05,502
And he's calling me a liar?
Did you call me a liar, Peppercorn?!
359
00:16:05,536 --> 00:16:07,373
I'll send you
into the after-afterlife!
360
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:12,349
- Honey, the one you sought is here!
- [gasps] Big Cookie?
361
00:16:12,416 --> 00:16:14,687
Spirit challenge loser says what?
362
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:18,228
Yes, Honey, it's me.
Come along now.
363
00:16:18,295 --> 00:16:19,597
- Where?
- No questions.
364
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,367
So you're gonna feel a slight tickle
365
00:16:21,401 --> 00:16:24,339
as I pull your soul from your body.
366
00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:30,119
- Just let go.
- Ow! You said a slight tickle.
367
00:16:30,185 --> 00:16:32,556
Shake it off, snowflake.
368
00:16:33,558 --> 00:16:36,331
Maria, I respect
how conflicted you are,
369
00:16:36,364 --> 00:16:38,335
but I think I can
change your mind
370
00:16:38,368 --> 00:16:42,844
with a big surprise
that you're gonna go nuts for!
371
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,882
- Ahh!
- Ah!
372
00:16:44,948 --> 00:16:46,251
Damn ghost set me up!
373
00:16:46,351 --> 00:16:49,357
Why would you show me
my mate's dead body?
374
00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:52,296
I didn't mean to! Just like
I didn't mean to kill him!
375
00:16:52,363 --> 00:16:54,835
- You killed him?
- Who told you?
376
00:16:54,902 --> 00:16:56,538
You monster!
377
00:16:56,571 --> 00:16:59,410
No, it was an accident.
I'm a nice dog.
378
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:00,780
Do you remember this?
379
00:17:00,847 --> 00:17:02,550
[cackling]
380
00:17:02,616 --> 00:17:04,287
And now that you know
he's dead,
381
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:07,526
we can be together, right?
Yay, love wins!
382
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:11,067
You stay the hell away
from me, maniac!
383
00:17:11,134 --> 00:17:13,271
You're worse than my mate was.
384
00:17:13,305 --> 00:17:16,511
And you're not even good
at parkour!
385
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:19,550
Look, I'm just a dog
who killed a squirrel
386
00:17:19,617 --> 00:17:22,122
standing in front of the mate
of that squirrel,
387
00:17:22,156 --> 00:17:25,128
asking her to love him.
Ah!
388
00:17:25,162 --> 00:17:26,764
[laughing]
389
00:17:26,799 --> 00:17:30,272
Look at... look at...
I'm the acorn!
390
00:17:30,339 --> 00:17:32,610
[laughing]
391
00:17:32,643 --> 00:17:36,451
I guess my unfinished business
was trolling that loser dog.
392
00:17:36,484 --> 00:17:38,823
Ghost squirrel out!
393
00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,025
[sighs]
394
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:41,795
[soft music]
395
00:17:41,829 --> 00:17:46,571
- So heaven really is a big farm upstate?
- Only for the good animals.
396
00:17:46,638 --> 00:17:50,045
There's Wishbone, Grumpy Cat,
Charles Manson's ferret.
397
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:53,451
He's a real sweetheart, had
nothing to do with the bad stuff.
398
00:17:53,518 --> 00:17:56,491
Ah, it's me, Chancellor.
Did you deliver my message?
399
00:17:56,558 --> 00:17:59,163
- Yes.
- Well, what did he say?
400
00:17:59,230 --> 00:18:00,732
He said, "What's up?"
401
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:04,273
Ha, what's up.
Tell him, "Not much."
402
00:18:04,307 --> 00:18:08,014
Follow up, "You?"
Ooh, Chuck Manson's ferret!
403
00:18:08,048 --> 00:18:09,550
Wait up, you crazy bastard!
404
00:18:09,617 --> 00:18:11,487
Big Cookie,
why didn't you reach out to me
405
00:18:11,521 --> 00:18:13,491
when everyone else's
annoying ancestors did?
406
00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:17,433
We never had unfinished business.
Our friendship was perfect.
407
00:18:17,499 --> 00:18:19,604
- Aww.
- And you don't need my advice.
408
00:18:19,637 --> 00:18:21,608
You just need to accept reality.
409
00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:25,382
I'm dead, Nibbles is a monster,
and ghosts are real.
410
00:18:25,449 --> 00:18:27,453
[chuckles]
You're a dog of science.
411
00:18:27,486 --> 00:18:30,459
- The evidence is right in front of you.
- You're right.
412
00:18:30,525 --> 00:18:32,205
I don't know why
I was fighting it so hard.
413
00:18:32,229 --> 00:18:34,433
I guess I was threatened
by that weird beaver-boar.
414
00:18:34,467 --> 00:18:37,637
But what do I care who helps
group, as long as they feel better.
415
00:18:37,673 --> 00:18:39,744
I obviously have a hard time
accepting anything
416
00:18:39,778 --> 00:18:41,648
that doesn't fit
into my worldview.
417
00:18:41,681 --> 00:18:43,752
I'm always
over-intellectualizing things.
418
00:18:43,786 --> 00:18:45,656
- And...
- Now, this, I don't miss.
419
00:18:45,722 --> 00:18:48,361
I did it! I got verified.
420
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,432
Damn it, Marley!
421
00:18:50,499 --> 00:18:53,538
[upbeat music]
422
00:18:53,605 --> 00:18:55,810
- Honey?
- I want to apologize.
423
00:18:55,877 --> 00:18:58,448
Obviously,
I used insider ghost knowledge
424
00:18:58,515 --> 00:19:00,820
to try and fix you,
but you don't need fixing.
425
00:19:00,887 --> 00:19:03,525
You're a killer,
and you'll never know peace
426
00:19:03,592 --> 00:19:07,466
until you accept that. So
stay away from other hamsters.
427
00:19:07,499 --> 00:19:11,274
But what if Mrs. Levy puts
another mate in my cage?
428
00:19:11,341 --> 00:19:15,415
- That blood's on Levy's hands.
- Oh, what a relief! [chuckles]
429
00:19:15,482 --> 00:19:18,655
That's a weird lesson,
but good enough.
430
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,797
Tabitha, ghosts are real,
I'm a hypocrite,
431
00:19:22,831 --> 00:19:24,634
and your dad wants you
to start a revolution.
432
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:30,112
- And scuff my claws? No.
- Eh, democracy's dead anyway.
433
00:19:30,679 --> 00:19:33,285
Chico, your mother's
love language was criticism.
434
00:19:33,385 --> 00:19:36,925
- Wow, she must have loved me a lot.
- That's not what I said.
435
00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:39,430
It was the note
behind the note.
436
00:19:39,497 --> 00:19:43,271
And, Shel, your great-uncle says
to "pull a Michelangelo" on Darla.
437
00:19:43,305 --> 00:19:47,179
But that's what killed him!
All right, I'll try it.
438
00:19:47,246 --> 00:19:48,548
? ?
439
00:19:48,581 --> 00:19:52,389
Max, Original Max wants you
to get revenge on Tobey Maguire.
440
00:19:52,423 --> 00:19:56,597
You know, tell him I think that
time has already done that for us.
441
00:19:56,664 --> 00:20:01,040
- Any ghost messages for me?
- Tell her she's royalty!
442
00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:04,972
Superior to all other dogs!
443
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:12,029
- No, nothing for you.
- You know what? I get it.
444
00:20:12,096 --> 00:20:13,396
? ?
445
00:20:13,431 --> 00:20:16,537
Really?
He asked me what's up with me?
446
00:20:16,604 --> 00:20:19,677
[laughing]
Whoa, did not see that coming.
447
00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:24,487
Okay, tell him,
"Same old, same old."
448
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,657
He says,
"Same old, same old."
449
00:20:26,724 --> 00:20:33,738
- Ah, finally, I can rest in peace.
- And I can finally pee in peace.
450
00:20:33,806 --> 00:20:36,711
Psst, it wasn't an asteroid
that wiped us out.
451
00:20:36,812 --> 00:20:39,216
Listen carefully because
it's about to happen again,
452
00:20:39,283 --> 00:20:41,421
- and you only have...
- Occupado!
453
00:20:41,454 --> 00:20:43,926
? ?
454
00:20:47,633 --> 00:20:49,470
[soft music]
455
00:20:49,503 --> 00:20:51,441
So I freeze
halfway across the highway,
456
00:20:51,507 --> 00:20:52,877
and bam, roadkill!
457
00:20:52,944 --> 00:20:55,649
Then who steps out of the car
to inspect the damage?
458
00:20:55,682 --> 00:20:58,521
I kid you not, Amy Adams.
459
00:20:58,555 --> 00:21:00,425
- Ooh!
- Yes!
460
00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:02,396
Come on, that's nothing.
461
00:21:02,463 --> 00:21:04,133
I was torn apart
by an enormous beast.
462
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:07,841
Oh, you should've seen
the monster dog that killed me.
463
00:21:07,907 --> 00:21:10,679
20 feet high, razor sharp fangs.
464
00:21:10,746 --> 00:21:14,353
We grappled for ten days
until that stugotz cheated
465
00:21:14,387 --> 00:21:18,762
- and shot me with a harpoon, oh!
- Hey, watch it, you!
466
00:21:18,829 --> 00:21:22,536
? ?
467
00:21:22,603 --> 00:21:26,477
- Hi, I'm Butterscotch.
- I'm Peppercorn.
468
00:21:26,511 --> 00:21:29,450
BOTH: You're so beautiful.
469
00:21:29,517 --> 00:21:32,256
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