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What is the
fu... What is the fu...
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♪ What is the future... ♪
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♪ What is the fu...
What is the fu... ♪
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♪ What is the future? ♪
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♪ Theme song playing ♪
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♪ What is the future... ♪
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- News! Bad!
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We're bankrupt.
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Oh, I borrowed money
to invest in Bitcoin.
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Then the price crashed,
and I sold at a huge loss.
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We're ruined!
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Oh, sorry. I didn't realize
you were watching TV.
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- The tragic impact
destroyed the planet Klarg,
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along with its 50
billion inhabitants.
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- In other news, Morbo,
guess what's back?
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- The planet Klarg?
- Nope!
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The price of Bitcoin!
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- Uh, wha?!
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- The virtual "money"
is soaring once again,
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leading to a
high-tech gold rush.
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- Prospectors are heading
west, where cheap,
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filthy electricity
beckons the desperate.
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- This gives me
a desperate idea!
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- Haven't you
learned that Bitcoin
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is just a pyramid
scheme for rubes?
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- Yes, and my plan
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is to exploit those rubes!
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You see, the new mining chips
are made from element 81,
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thallium, a rare
element found out west.
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I plan to actually mine it,
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then sell it to the
Bitcoin "miners."
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It's a sure way to
repay my loan brokers.
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- Yo. We're also leg brokers.
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- Goodbye, Robot Mafia!
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- The Bitcoin mines are using
such colossal amounts of power
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that it's ionizing
the atmosphere.
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We'll need to land and
drive the rest of the way.
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- I'll set her down
on the Donner trail.
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It's a good thing we brought
the oxen. Usually, we don't.
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- I've never been
out west before,
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but I'm learning a lot from
these Borax Kid action books.
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I'm
robbing this vault
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and ain't no ionic
compound gonna stop me!
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Freeze, Maxwell's Demon.
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I'd advise you to drop
those gold molecules.
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The Borax Kid!
I'm gonna pump you full of lead.
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- You know, 'round these parts,
folks don't think things.
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They reckon them. And
instead of an idiot,
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I'll be known as a galoot!
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- Isn't this scenery spectacular, Dwight?
- Uh-huh.
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Your mother thought you'd
enjoy some fresh air for once.
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She sure was wrong.
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- Well, anyway, I'm
really looking forward
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to some quality father-son time.
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- With who?
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- Ah, crypto country.
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There's thallium
in them thar hills!
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Priceless, toxic thallium.
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- Um, is this thallium?
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- Oh my, yes! High-grade ore!
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- Um, Professor? Toxic.
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- Relax. They're my
prospecting teeth.
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Oh, quit your
chattering. We're almost there.
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- Welcome to Doge City!
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Looks like you got seven
hornswogglers and a galoot!
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- Woo-hoo! We made it!
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- It's pretty lawless out
here in crypto country,
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so put on your
protective headgear.
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Hiya!
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- Kind of old-fashioned for a town
built on high-speed computation.
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- Well, every watt
of electricity
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goes to the Bitcoin
mining computers.
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For everyone else,
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it's practically like
living in the Old West.
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- Old West. Got it.
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- Until we stake our
claim and strike it rich,
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keep in mind, we're bankrupt.
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So we'll all need to do
Old West stuff to get by.
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- Old West. Got it.
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- Welcome, friends.
What'll you have?
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- Your freest beverage.
We're very poor.
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- Gotcha. I'll just mix all the unfinished
drinks together and start a tab.
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- She seems nice.
- At times, yes.
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Though her mood fluctuates
like the price of Bitcoin.
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- And don't come back
till you settle your tab!
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Though, I do regret hurting
you. I tell you what.
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Go see the girls in the
back room. It's on me.
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- Girls?
- Yep.
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Delilah runs a house
of ill repute in back.
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- "Ill"? You mean a hospital?
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- I mean a cathouse.
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- A pet store?
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- A brothel.
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- A soup kitchen?!
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- Yeah. A soup kitchen.
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- Whoa! Who's that?
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- A psychotic killer,
that's who! Get down!
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- Hey, Roberto!
What's with the piece?
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I thought you were
more of a knife guy.
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- Out here in the West, I
need something shootier.
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Like this gun-knife
I invented-stole!
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Where's that beer I
ordered-didn't order?!
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You didn't order a...
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- Say, you're new in
town and low on cash.
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You interested in a job as a
barmaid and/or a prostitute?
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- Um, I'm not sure Leela has
the skills to be a barmaid.
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- Gimme the tray!
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- Alright, up next,
our final item.
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This burro is in
near-mint condition.
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Perfect for hauling Bitcoin,
light housework, or just abusing.
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Bidders? Bidders? Do
I have any bidders?
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- Twelve-millionths
of a Bitcoin!
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- Twelve micro-Bitcoin. Do
I hear 13? Thirteen, 13?
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- Not from me, you don't!
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- Fifteen! I always
wanted to own a racehorse.
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- That's a donkey, Bender.
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- Donkeys are just
ugly horses, Amy.
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Sold to the zoologist over there!
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- Oh! I'm gonna call him Rusty.
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- Good 'cause that's his name!
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- Ah! This looks like a
good place to make camp.
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Doesn't it look like a
good place to make camp?
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- It looks stupid. This
whole trip is stupid.
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You're stupid, Pops!
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- I appreciate your
constructive criticism, son.
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- I wish Roberto were my dad.
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He's cooler than a green snake
smoking a sugar cane vape.
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- No self-respecting
green snake would do that!
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Kind sir, could you assay this nugget?
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By my tooth test, I
estimate it's 0.3% thallium.
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- Tooth test?
- Balderweeds.
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Let's see what my
metallurgical analyzer says.
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0.3% thallium.
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- Hoo-hoo, boy!
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I'll give you 100
micro-Bitcoin for it.
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- But weed a million times that
amount or we're gonna get clamped!
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Robot
Mafia, huh? Eh.
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Well, maybe there's some thallium
in that there chassis of yours.
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- Assay my shiny metal ass!
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0.0000...
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- Tain't even
worth melting down.
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- Well then, perhaps my ass
might be of value to you
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in some other way?
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- Eh, it might make
a good frying pan,
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but fried food makes
me cackle.
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- We'll just sell
you the nugget.
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May I ask who turns the
thallium into microchips?
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- I'm an all-in-one operation.
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My motto is, "He who
smelts it, dealts it!"
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Pop one of those in a
high-end server, and blam!
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You're mining crypto.
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Ooh, lookie there!
Found another Bitcoin!
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Aw, dog dumplings.
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It's just a danged Ethereum.
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- Hello, I'm Zoidberg.
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Like you, I'm a doctor.
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So, uh, what's
your survival rate?
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- Pretty high. I'm
a psychiatrist.
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Got a patient coming 'round
for anger management about now.
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- Hiya, Doc. Boy, it's
been a stressful week.
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What's with the jumbo prawn?
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- A colleague.
Mind if he sits in?
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- Yes, I do mind!
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I value doctor-patient
confidentiality!
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Patang! DOCTOR: Ah!
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- So, how's business?
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- Disappointing. I only
got 30 cents in tips
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and one request to
visit the back room.
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I mean, I wouldn't go,
but it's nice to be asked.
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Can you think of anything
I can do to look sluttier?
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Nope.
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Look! The Borax Kid!
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And his sidekick Mumbles!
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- You know he's not actually a
hero like in his books, right?
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He's a poker cheat and
a low-down base mineral.
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- Wow. The Borax Kid.
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Excuse me, Mr. Kid.
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My name is Fry, and I'm a big fan
of your young adult adventures.
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- Oh, really? Uh,
do you play poker?
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- Yeah, but I was warned
not to play poker with you.
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- Well, then how about a
hand of Colorado Chump?
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- As long as it's not poker.
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So what are you doing here?
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Fighting evil or just
helping townspeople?
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- Not much money
in helping folks.
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Double chump. You lose.
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I heard the
Borax Kid's in town.
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Come on out here, Kid!
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- Mumbles, go see what
all that fuss is about.
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And wear my signature hat.
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Pa-pow-pow!
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- Mumbles is dead!
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Don't argue with me,
Mumbles. I'm the town doctor.
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- Well, shucks. My sidekicks
seem to be dying right regular.
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And in gruesome fashion.
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Care to be my new sidekick?
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- Really? Do I get to
die in your next book?
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- Page three.
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- Then you got
yourself a galoot.
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- Nice camp. Is this my tent?
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- No. You only
come in to tidy up.
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There's just enough room for me
and my private library there.
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- Can I sleep in the library?
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- I'd like to say yes, but
then it wouldn't be private.
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- This place has
too much outdoors!
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It's all bugs and no Wi-Fi.
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- Don't get your
dreads in a knot, son.
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Any more than they're
supposed to be.
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How about a father-son
limbo break?
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- I hate limbo, Dad!
Limbo is stupid.
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- Limbo stupid?
Where did I go wrong?
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- Probably when
you took up limbo.
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From what I'm
hearing, it's stupid.
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- Bender! Where are the
shovels I asked you to pack?
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- Oh, you said shovels?
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I thought you said take
a break and do nothing.
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- Hm. Then we'll just
have to find thallium
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the old-fashioned
way. By panning.
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- Panning? With what?
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Sometimes, I
think a detachable ass
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is more a curse than a
blessing. Come on, Rusty.
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♪ We're just a guy with no ass ♪
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♪ And his ass ♪
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♪ Assin' it up under
an asinine sky ♪
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♪ Assin' to the
tumbleweeds as we ass by ♪
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♪ Yodeling a cowboy tune ♪
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♪ But, not yet! ♪
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♪ People sass me on
my ass as we pass ♪
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♪ They say, wouldn't it be
better if my ass rode me? ♪
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♪ They tell me I
outweigh my ass ♪
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♪ By a factor of three ♪
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♪ So, I punch 'em
and I kick their ♪
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♪ Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo ♪
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♪ harmonizing braying ♪
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♪ Ass, butt, rear-end, ass ♪
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♪ Yodel-ay hee hoo... ♪
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- What the? Rusty!
- No!
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Oh, why didn't I
listen to my own song?!
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- Get yourself tuned or get outta
town, you overgrowed teletype machine.
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- Eh, shut your cackling trap!
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- Cram that racket!
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This is a nice, quiet saloon
with attached bordello.
243
00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:13,002
- You handle the
menfolk pretty well.
244
00:13:13,003 --> 00:13:14,712
But mess with my
customers again,
245
00:13:14,713 --> 00:13:16,714
and I'll kill you in your sleep!
246
00:13:16,715 --> 00:13:18,173
Lovin' the boots.
247
00:13:18,174 --> 00:13:20,676
- Um, have you
considered seeing someone
248
00:13:20,677 --> 00:13:23,053
about your mood swings?
- No!
249
00:13:23,054 --> 00:13:24,598
But it is a good idea.
250
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,060
Mr. Roberto?
251
00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:32,438
Folks call me Amarillo Dwight.
252
00:13:32,439 --> 00:13:35,441
On account of I wrote a
geography report on it.
253
00:13:35,442 --> 00:13:37,067
Done got me a "A."
254
00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:40,321
How's about you and me
team up and rob stuff?
255
00:13:40,322 --> 00:13:42,656
- What are you, like, 11?
- Twelve.
256
00:13:42,657 --> 00:13:45,659
- Close enough. I need a
kid for a job I'm planning.
257
00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:47,161
See that stagecoach?
258
00:13:48,246 --> 00:13:49,705
It's taking a USB stick
259
00:13:49,706 --> 00:13:52,333
with a company's weekly
haul of Bitcoin credentials
260
00:13:52,334 --> 00:13:54,501
to a bank in San Francisc-y.
261
00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:57,838
Only, they ain't never
gonna reach San Francisc-y.
262
00:13:57,839 --> 00:14:00,758
- Why not? They
using Apple Maps?
263
00:14:04,763 --> 00:14:07,389
Not one patient.
264
00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:10,810
Not even a case of splinters
to treat with my bone saw.
265
00:14:13,313 --> 00:14:16,315
Thanks, robot, but I couldn't
eat a thing right now.
266
00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:20,986
Can
you save him, Doc?
267
00:14:20,987 --> 00:14:24,115
- If it's something that
can be cured by a bone saw!
268
00:14:26,243 --> 00:14:27,785
I'll need anesthetic!
269
00:14:27,786 --> 00:14:30,037
Get me a bottle
of animal whiskey!
270
00:14:30,038 --> 00:14:31,039
Ha-ha!
271
00:14:31,665 --> 00:14:33,707
They see a cute kid
lying in the road,
272
00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:35,543
stagecoach gotta stop.
273
00:14:35,544 --> 00:14:37,628
Then I jump out and stab 'em!
274
00:14:37,629 --> 00:14:38,546
Bang!
275
00:14:38,547 --> 00:14:41,257
- But, won't that
be, like, murder?
276
00:14:41,258 --> 00:14:43,425
'Cause colleges look
at stuff like that.
277
00:14:43,426 --> 00:14:45,427
- Here they come!
Shut up and look cute.
278
00:14:54,521 --> 00:14:56,522
Guess you ain't as
cute as I thought.
279
00:15:04,781 --> 00:15:07,283
- The West can be
dangerous at night, Leela,
280
00:15:07,284 --> 00:15:09,201
so thanks for walking me home.
281
00:15:11,746 --> 00:15:14,791
Don't worry. The Kid will save
us, right? - Right.
282
00:15:17,085 --> 00:15:18,586
Better back off, puma.
283
00:15:18,587 --> 00:15:20,504
- I think it's
actually a cougar.
284
00:15:20,505 --> 00:15:23,382
- Puma, cougar,
whatever! Get him, Kid!
285
00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:25,593
- Or a mountain lion. You know,
they're really all the same animal.
286
00:15:32,893 --> 00:15:35,060
- It seems I bravely
shot that catamount
287
00:15:35,061 --> 00:15:37,187
just in time after Fry missed.
288
00:15:37,188 --> 00:15:39,940
- Thanks, Kid. Maybe
I was wrong about you.
289
00:15:39,941 --> 00:15:43,068
- Beautiful ladies are
wrong about lots of things.
290
00:15:44,988 --> 00:15:48,115
- Ah, it's nice to see you two
getting along so intimately.
291
00:15:49,868 --> 00:15:51,577
- It's hopeless!
292
00:15:51,578 --> 00:15:53,412
There's barely any thallium!
293
00:15:53,413 --> 00:15:55,789
Just worthless gold.
294
00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:58,042
- Well, Rusty's good as new!
295
00:15:58,043 --> 00:16:00,753
- I performed surgery
on Bender's ass!
296
00:16:00,754 --> 00:16:02,671
Zoidberg is the hero!
297
00:16:03,715 --> 00:16:06,050
- No! Bender's ass is!
298
00:16:07,802 --> 00:16:09,136
- I mean his butt ass.
299
00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:14,183
- It's so beautiful.
300
00:16:14,184 --> 00:16:15,976
Hey, what's that big rock on it?
301
00:16:15,977 --> 00:16:19,271
- It's enough thallium
to pay off all our debts!
302
00:16:19,272 --> 00:16:21,440
Eh, well, mine, anyway.
303
00:16:21,441 --> 00:16:24,151
- Only the assay shop's
closed for the night,
304
00:16:24,152 --> 00:16:25,819
and it's getting dark.
305
00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:28,030
- We'll have to take
turns guarding the nugget
306
00:16:28,031 --> 00:16:29,949
with our lives until morning.
307
00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:31,575
I'd take a shift myself,
308
00:16:31,576 --> 00:16:33,745
but I am already in my pajamas.
309
00:16:39,501 --> 00:16:43,087
- I steal it. I steal
it not. I steal it...
310
00:16:44,089 --> 00:16:45,464
- Gimme the nugget!
311
00:16:45,465 --> 00:16:48,342
And the daisy, too. I gotta
know how it comes out!
312
00:16:54,516 --> 00:16:56,183
- Ah, nature.
313
00:16:56,184 --> 00:17:00,104
I hate it. Let's sell that
thallium nugget and hit the trail.
314
00:17:00,105 --> 00:17:02,147
- Oh, no. The nugget is gone!
315
00:17:02,148 --> 00:17:04,024
And so is Bender.
316
00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:06,110
Eh, wha?
317
00:17:06,111 --> 00:17:08,487
Oh, my gosh! Rusty!
318
00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:10,739
Bray us what happened!
319
00:17:13,952 --> 00:17:16,662
Come on! He's picked
up Bender's scent!
320
00:17:16,663 --> 00:17:17,955
- His what now?
321
00:17:29,968 --> 00:17:32,387
- Back room don't open
till church lets out.
322
00:17:34,014 --> 00:17:35,473
It's empty!
323
00:17:36,182 --> 00:17:38,726
- This is the worst
brothel I've ever seen.
324
00:17:44,024 --> 00:17:46,984
- It's an immense Bitcoin mine!
325
00:17:46,985 --> 00:17:48,944
Or an even worse brothel.
326
00:17:48,945 --> 00:17:51,947
- These aren't servers.
They're robot heads!
327
00:17:51,948 --> 00:17:54,533
Someone's using them
to mine Bitcoin!
328
00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:57,745
- That's actually a pretty reasonable
use case for robot heads. But...
329
00:17:57,746 --> 00:17:59,622
- Hey! It's a guy I know.
330
00:18:00,707 --> 00:18:02,207
Are you okay, Bender?
331
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:05,211
- No, I'm not okay!
That's a stupid question!
332
00:18:05,212 --> 00:18:07,713
- I was peacefully
stealing your thallium,
333
00:18:07,714 --> 00:18:09,423
when, suddenly... Ha-ha!
334
00:18:09,424 --> 00:18:12,134
I was kidnapped by our
friend from the saloon.
335
00:18:12,135 --> 00:18:15,054
I'm not your friend.
336
00:18:17,224 --> 00:18:19,392
Though, I
do like you a lot.
337
00:18:23,647 --> 00:18:26,065
- Didn't you ever wonder
who was gettin' rich
338
00:18:26,066 --> 00:18:28,317
off all this Bitcoin nonsense?
339
00:18:28,318 --> 00:18:31,028
- Never!
- Computer servers are expensive,
340
00:18:31,029 --> 00:18:33,822
but robot heads are
cheap. Heck, free.
341
00:18:33,823 --> 00:18:37,034
- Mining Bitcoin with
kidnapped robot heads?
342
00:18:37,035 --> 00:18:39,078
It's pure evil!
343
00:18:39,079 --> 00:18:43,123
- Hardly. I donate all the
proceeds to a local orphanage.
344
00:18:43,124 --> 00:18:44,708
Aw...
345
00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:48,337
- But I can't let you tell
anyone about my generous scheme,
346
00:18:48,338 --> 00:18:49,838
so I'll have to seal you
347
00:18:49,839 --> 00:18:52,383
in this comfortably
air-conditioned warehouse.
348
00:18:52,384 --> 00:18:54,343
Forever!
349
00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:56,095
But I'll drop by
every day with snacks.
350
00:18:56,096 --> 00:18:58,265
Aw... ZOIDBERG:
Snacks are good.
351
00:19:09,859 --> 00:19:10,860
- Huh.
352
00:19:12,529 --> 00:19:14,613
- Crypto mining was total hell.
353
00:19:14,614 --> 00:19:16,198
Any number you can think of,
354
00:19:16,199 --> 00:19:18,742
there's a number bigger
than that!
355
00:19:18,743 --> 00:19:20,744
- So how do we get out of here?
356
00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:22,663
- Easy. We'll burrow out!
357
00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:26,501
Burrow! Burrow!
358
00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:30,129
I deserved that.
359
00:19:32,716 --> 00:19:34,967
- This tie pin?
Why, it was a gift
360
00:19:34,968 --> 00:19:37,511
from my good friend
Diamond Jim Diamond.
361
00:19:37,512 --> 00:19:40,556
- That guy who's just a
big diamond? You know him?
362
00:19:40,557 --> 00:19:42,725
- Step away from Leela, Kid.
363
00:19:43,727 --> 00:19:46,562
The jig is up! I
found your collection
364
00:19:46,563 --> 00:19:47,897
of Buffalo Bill Cobalt novels.
365
00:19:47,898 --> 00:19:50,816
You just copied those and
replaced his name with yours!
366
00:19:50,817 --> 00:19:52,234
- What?!
- Well, now,
367
00:19:52,235 --> 00:19:53,819
there's nothing
illegal about that.
368
00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:56,238
Those old stories
are public domain.
369
00:19:56,239 --> 00:19:59,408
I change up a few words and
claim the copyright for myself.
370
00:19:59,409 --> 00:20:02,536
Ya ever heard of Cinderella?
- That is so evil!
371
00:20:02,537 --> 00:20:04,747
- I'm calling you out, Kid.
372
00:20:11,671 --> 00:20:15,174
I told you, stop
that racket!
373
00:20:15,175 --> 00:20:17,843
- Not till you stop
that damn cackling!
374
00:20:17,844 --> 00:20:19,762
- Then I'm callin' you out.
375
00:20:32,859 --> 00:20:34,818
Delilah,
you head-napper!
376
00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:36,570
I'm calling you out!
377
00:20:36,571 --> 00:20:38,739
You're on.
378
00:20:45,121 --> 00:20:47,290
- Look out, Fry! He's
got the ace of spades!
379
00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:52,128
- That, sir, was
my cheatin' hand.
380
00:21:09,145 --> 00:21:11,230
- Pops! Get outta there!
381
00:21:11,231 --> 00:21:14,733
- I'm too scared! There's
bullets in every dimension!
382
00:21:15,819 --> 00:21:17,778
- Hang on! I'm limboing in!
383
00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:19,823
You. Play something Jamaican.
384
00:21:41,803 --> 00:21:43,220
- Your spine!
385
00:21:43,221 --> 00:21:44,972
It's magnificent!
386
00:21:44,973 --> 00:21:46,849
- I take after my dad.
387
00:21:46,850 --> 00:21:48,934
Also, I got run
over. Now, follow me!
388
00:22:00,572 --> 00:22:03,282
- This gun violence has to end!
389
00:22:03,283 --> 00:22:05,826
Can't we all just
agree to use knives?
390
00:22:05,827 --> 00:22:07,077
Ha-ha!
391
00:22:07,078 --> 00:22:09,080
- Well, shucks.
392
00:22:13,126 --> 00:22:14,251
- Ow!
393
00:22:14,252 --> 00:22:15,961
- Oops. Sorry, Leela.
394
00:22:15,962 --> 00:22:19,340
- Ma'am, I'd be right honored
to disinfect your wound
395
00:22:19,341 --> 00:22:21,760
with the kiss of borax.
396
00:22:22,802 --> 00:22:25,596
May I escort you to the
brothel, so as you can lie down?
397
00:22:25,597 --> 00:22:28,807
- I've never been so offended
yet slightly flattered!
398
00:22:28,808 --> 00:22:30,643
- Then, I reckon
I'll be moseying off
399
00:22:30,644 --> 00:22:33,146
to plagiarize another
adventure. Ma'am.
400
00:22:36,483 --> 00:22:39,652
- Perhaps I could
disinfect your wound.
401
00:22:39,653 --> 00:22:42,739
- I'd like that. Care to
escort me to the brothel?
402
00:22:44,908 --> 00:22:49,453
- It seems, Miss Delilah, you've
taken a shot to the bustle.
403
00:22:49,454 --> 00:22:53,082
- Fortunately, it bounced off
your damned thallium nugget.
404
00:22:53,083 --> 00:22:55,084
Here. It's rightfully yours.
405
00:22:55,085 --> 00:22:56,503
Oh!
406
00:22:57,003 --> 00:22:59,088
Well, I'd better
go exchange this
407
00:22:59,089 --> 00:23:00,714
for Bitcoin, so I can...
408
00:23:00,715 --> 00:23:02,633
Pay back the Robot Mafia?!
409
00:23:02,634 --> 00:23:05,637
- Exactly. I'll be
back in a moment.
410
00:23:08,932 --> 00:23:10,224
- And in the meantime,
411
00:23:10,225 --> 00:23:13,227
how would you gents fancy
a visit to the back room?
412
00:23:13,228 --> 00:23:15,854
That sounds like
something we would enjoy.
413
00:23:17,941 --> 00:23:19,567
- I love you, Pops.
414
00:23:19,568 --> 00:23:21,777
And limbo is not
entirely stupid.
415
00:23:21,778 --> 00:23:24,488
- Oh, son. Neither are you.
416
00:23:28,702 --> 00:23:30,494
- If we ever get outta here,
417
00:23:30,495 --> 00:23:34,039
I'm gonna give this brothel
a really bad Yelp review.
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