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GOOD MORNING, MR. FEENY.
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GOOD MORNING, MR. MATTHEWS.
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A CANDY BAR?
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DOESN'T YOUR MOTHER FEED
YOU A PROPER BREAKFAST?
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OH, YEAH, SHE DOES.
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AND I GOT TO GET THE TASTE
OF THIS SHREDDED WHEAT
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OUT OF MY MOUTH.
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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT
DOING YOUR BODY ANY FAVORS
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LOADING UP ON JUNK LIKE THAT.
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OH, THANKS, MR. FEENY.
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AND PLEASE ENJOY THAT
HIGH-VITAMIN ASTRONAUT DRINK
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YOU'RE SUCKING DOWN.
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THERE'S NO GRAVITY IN
SPACE, MR. MATTHEWS.
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THEREFORE, ASTRONAUTS SUCK UP.
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LEARN FROM THEM.
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HE'S A TEACHER, MAN.
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KEEP RAGGIN' ON HIM,
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HE'S GONNA MAKE YOUR WHOLE
SIXTH-GRADE YEAR MISERABLE.
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I'M GONNA BE MISERABLE ANYHOW.
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AT LEAST THIS WAY,
I'M TAKING HIM WITH ME.
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HEY, WHO'S THAT?
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I THINK SHE'S NEW.
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SHE MUST BE NEW.
SHE'S TALKING TO FEENY.
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OK, SO HOW LATE DID
YOU STAY UP LAST NIGHT?
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MONOLOGUE.
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MONOLOGUE, FIRST GUEST.
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MONOLOGUE, FIRST
GUEST, BAD SKETCH.
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MONOLOGUE, FIRST
GUEST, BAD SKETCH,
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FUNNY ZOO ANIMAL.
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MONOLOGUE, FIRST GUEST,
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BAD SKETCH, FUNNY ZOO ANIMAL,
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STEVE LAWRENCE.
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WHOA!
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STEVE LAWRENCE!
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AND THERE'S THE BELL.
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4 HOURS TILL LUNCH.
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SHE'S DEAD, MR. BORNIHAY.
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PICK UP THE KNIFE...
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AND KILL YOURSELF.
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COME ON, MR. FEENY,
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YOU AND I BOTH KNOW
SHE'S NOT REALLY DEAD.
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MAY I PLEASE STAB
HER A FEW TIMES
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JUST TO MAKE SURE?
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HEY, YOU TOUCH
ME WITH THAT KNIFE,
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YOU BETTER KILL
ME THE FIRST TIME.
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MR. FEENY...
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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CORY.
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HUH?
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WHAT'S THE SCORE?
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BOTTOM OF THE THIRD, 2 OUTS.
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DYKSTRA'S ON SECOND,
KRUK'S ON FIRST,
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3 AND 2 TO DAULTON.
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WHAT'S THIS, MR. MATTHEWS?
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HUH?
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W-WHAT DID YOU SAY, MR. FEENY?
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YOU TOOK MY HEARING AID.
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SMOLTZ DELIVERS, DAULTON SWINGS.
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OH, HE GOT A PIECE OF THAT ONE.
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IT'S A LONG DRIVE
DEEP TO CENTER.
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OTIS NIXON BACK, BACK
TO THE WARNING TRACK,
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CLIMBS UP THE WALL, AND...
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OHH!
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MR. MATTHEWS, ROMEO AND JULIET
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IS SHAKESPEARE'S
ULTIMATE TESTAMENT OF LOVE
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BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN.
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Boy: HELP! HELP,
MR. FEENY! HELP!
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HELP! HELP!
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MISS KINCAID, THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU...
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FOR THAT, UH,
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VIGOROUS INTERPRETATION.
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MR. MATTHEWS, YOU DO
NOT LISTEN TO THE BALLGAME
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IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CLASS.
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MR. FEENY, WHO
CARES ABOUT SOME GUY
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WHO KILLED HIMSELF
OVER SOME DUMB GIRL?
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THE TRAGEDY HERE, MR. MATTHEWS,
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IS NOT ABOUT A DUMB GIRL
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OR THE BOY WHO KILLS
HIMSELF BECAUSE OF HER.
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IT'S ABOUT THE
ALL-CONSUMING POWER OF LOVE
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AND THE INEVITABILITY
OF ITS INFLUENCE
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ON EACH OF OUR LIVES.
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ARE YOU AWARE THAT
I'M ONLY 11 YEARS OLD?
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ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU HAVE
DETENTION FRIDAY AFTERNOON?
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NO, ACTUALLY, I
DID NOT KNOW THAT.
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YOU WILL?
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OK, GREAT.
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YEAH, ME, TOO.
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ALL RIGHTY. OK.
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BYE.
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YES!
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YES!
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PHILLIES WON, 8-3.
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I'M GOING OUT WITH
HEATHER RALSTON!
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YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
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IT MEANS EVERY GUY IN THE
10th GRADE WANTS TO BE ME.
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IT MEANS IF THEY
WIN FRIDAY NIGHT,
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THEY'RE IN THE PLAYOFFS.
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LOOK, CORY, WE GOT TO
TALK ABOUT SOMETHING.
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THAT MAKES THE
GAME WE'RE GOING TO
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THE MOST IMPORTANT
GAME OF THE YEAR!
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LOOK, CORY, MY DATE
WITH HEATHER'S FRIDAY.
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NOW, LOOK, I GOT A SLIGHT CASE
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OF DETENTION FROM FEENY,
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BUT I'LL JUST MEET
YOU AT THE BUS. WHAT?!
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IT'S THE ONLY NIGHT
SHE WAS AVAILABLE.
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YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE GAME?
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THAT'S TERRIBLE.
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ACTUALLY, CORY, IT, UH...
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IT GETS WORSE.
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SHE'S GOING TO THE GAME WITH US.
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YOU'RE REALLY CLOSE.
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SHE AND I ARE GOING TO THE GAME?
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COME ON, CORY, IT'S
MY FIRST DATE WITH HER.
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IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME.
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BUT, ERIC, GOING TO
THE PHILLIES GAME'S
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LIKE OUR SPECIAL THING.
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CORY, I'M TRYING TO GET
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A SPECIAL THING
GOING WITH HEATHER.
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NOW, LOOK, YOU
COULD BE HAPPY FOR ME
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AND ACCEPT THIS
LIKE A MATURE GUY,
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OR YOU CAN... DAD!
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OVERREACT.
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DAD!
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JUST THE KID I WANT TO SEE.
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MOM, WE HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM.
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YOU HAVE DETENTION
WITH MR. FEENY.
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HOW COULD YOU
POSSIBLY KNOW THAT?
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HE STUCK HIS HEAD OVER
THE FENCE AND TOLD ME
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WHILE I WAS BRINGING
IN THE GROCERIES.
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I WANT TO MOVE.
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WHY DID YOU GET DETENTION?
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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MISSING
THE BIGGER ISSUE, DAD.
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YOU BOUGHT A HOUSE
NEXT TO MY TEACHER.
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I WANT TO MOVE.
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I WANT TO MOVE NOW.
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GET THE GUY WITH
THE GOLD JACKET.
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I'LL BE IN THE CAR.
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WHY DID YOU GET DETENTION?
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APPARENTLY, HE'D RATHER
LISTEN TO THE BASEBALL GAME
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ON THE RADIO
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THAN TRY TO UNDERSTAND
THE EMOTIONAL CONTENT
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OF ROMEO AND JULIET.
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MOM, I'M A KID.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND
THE EMOTIONAL CONTENT
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OF FULL HOUSE.
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I DO.
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Cory: BESIDES, I DON'T KNOW
WHY YOU'RE DUMPING ON ME.
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I'M NOT THE ONE WHO
SOLD OUT MY ONLY BROTHER
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FOR SOME GIRL.
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ERIC, SHE SAID YES!
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YUP. CONGRATULATIONS!
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YOU WERE IN ON THIS?
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COME ON, CORY, DON'T
YOU THINK YOU'RE MAKING
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A BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS GAME?
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I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GAME.
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I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TICKETS.
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I WOULDN'T TAKE THEM IF
YOU OFFERED THEM TO ME.
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I'LL JUST
TAKE HEATHER SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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HERE, YOU WANT THE TICKETS?
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YEAH! GET REAL!
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DAD!
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CORY, HE PAID FOR THOSE
TICKETS WITH HIS OWN MONEY.
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HE CAN TAKE WHOEVER HE LIKES.
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BUT I EARNED THOSE TICKETS.
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I SLEPT WITH HIM FOR 11 YEARS!
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LOOK, PAL, WHEN YOU'RE OLDER,
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YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
HOW YOUR BROTHER FEELS
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BECAUSE GIRLS WILL BE
IMPORTANT TO YOU, TOO.
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FINE. MY BROTHER BETRAYS ME,
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MY PARENTS TAKE HIS SIDE.
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FINE. I DON'T HAVE A
FRIEND IN THIS HOUSE.
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DO YOU WANT ME AND DEBBIE
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TO GO TO THE BASEBALL
GAME WITH YOU?
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HEY, GO TO THE GAME WITH
MY SISTER AND HER DOLL. GREAT.
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MAYBE DURING THE
SEVENTH-INNING STRETCH,
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I COULD RUN THROUGH THE STADIUM
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IN MY OLD SPIDER-MAN UNDERWEAR.
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WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DRESS UP FOR ME.
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WELL, MINE'S GOT FUZZ.
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MINE'S GOT LIPS.
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HEY, BAGMAN,
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ROUGH LIFE BEING
AN ONLY CHILD, HUH?
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YEAH. ROUGHER LIFE
BEING AN ORPHAN,
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WHICH IS WHAT I AM
AS OF LAST NIGHT.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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I DUMPED MY FAMILY,
AND MY FAMILY DUMPED ME.
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IT WAS MUTUAL.
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THEY'RE KEEPING THE HOUSE.
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WELL, WE'RE HERE FOR YOU, CORY.
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THANKS. YOU'RE MY NEW BROTHERS.
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HEY, HOW ABOUT WE GO
TO THE GAME FRIDAY NIGHT?
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I THOUGHT THE GAME WAS SOLD OUT.
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IT IS. SO WE GO DOWN EARLY.
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THERE'S ALWAYS GUYS
WITH EXTRA TICKETS.
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DON'T YOU HAVE DETENTION FRIDAY?
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AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT DETENTION.
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I CAN HANDLE FEENY.
FEENY LOVES ME.
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FEENY HATES YOU.
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WELL, IT'S ONE OF THE
TWO. WE'LL SEE WHO'S RIGHT.
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MR. FEENY, MAY I SIT DOWN?
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I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T.
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HATES ME.
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MR. MATTHEWS, I SPEND
35 TO 40 HOURS A WEEK
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DEALING WITH THE
PERCEIVED PROBLEMS
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OF WHINY LITTLE
PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELF.
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NOW, THIS IS MY LUNCH PERIOD,
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MY RESPITE FROM THE FRAY.
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I SPEND 4 HOURS WITH
YOU EVERY MORNING
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AND 3 HOURS WITH
YOU EVERY AFTERNOON.
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NOW, FOR GOD'S SAKE,
GET OUT OF MY FACE.
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EVELYN.
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GEORGE.
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I SAVED A PLACE FOR YOU.
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OH, AREN'T YOU SWEET?
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AND WHO IS THIS YOUNG MAN?
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UH, MY NAME'S CORY MATTHEWS.
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MR. FEENY'S MY TEACHER.
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HE HATES ME.
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NOW, CORY, I'M SURE THAT
MR. FEENY DOESN'T HATE YOU.
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OH, GOOD. CAUGHT YOU HOME.
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HOUSEWARMING GIFT.
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CHOCOLATE PIE
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WITH A SIDE OF BARBECUED
CHICKEN AND CORN ON THE COB.
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NOW, I WOULD'VE
BOUGHT YOU A PLANT,
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BUT, HEY, YOU'RE IN A TREE.
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THANKS, MOM.
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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OF COURSE I'M ALL RIGHT.
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I'VE BEEN IN THIS TREE
HOUSE A MILLION TIMES.
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NEVER AFTER DARK.
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WA HA HA HA!
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Morgan: CORY!
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I GOT TO PUT A MOAT
AROUND THIS PLACE.
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DO YOU WANT DEBBIE
TO KEEP YOU COMPANY?
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WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR
DOLL TO KEEP ME COMPANY?
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IN CASE YOU GET SCARED.
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MORGAN, I'M 11 YEARS
OLD. I DON'T GET SCARED.
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AND EVEN IF I DID GET SCARED
240
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,096
AND HAD TO DEFEND MYSELF,
MY WEAPON OF CHOICE
241
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WOULD NOT BE A CHICK
WITH A PLASTIC HEAD.
242
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,402
WELL, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO GET SO SNIPPY.
243
00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:46,911
HEY...
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00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,857
AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME TEACHER.
245
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,283
OK, MISTER, DROP
MY SON'S UNDERWEAR.
246
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,462
MOM, IT'S ME.
247
00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:01,886
HOW DO I KNOW IT'S YOU?
248
00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:03,932
WHO ELSE WOULD
WANT MY UNDERWEAR?
249
00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:06,324
GOOD POINT.
250
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,492
NOW, DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP.
251
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,005
I'M NOT MOVING
BACK IN OR ANYTHING.
252
00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:11,874
OH, HEY, I'M JUST HERE
STRAIGHTENING UP THE ROOM
253
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,031
FOR THE BOY WE RENTED IT OUT TO.
254
00:12:14,099 --> 00:12:16,178
WELL, I HOPE HE'S GOT
BETTER LUCK WITH BROTHERS
255
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:17,968
THAN I DID.
256
00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:20,538
YOU STILL FEELING A
LITTLE ABANDONED, CORE?
257
00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:22,451
YEAH, WELL, LIFE GOES ON.
258
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,408
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOUR DAD SAID
259
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:25,910
WHEN IT HAPPENED TO HIM.
260
00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:28,078
WHY? WHO ABANDONED DAD?
261
00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,313
YOU DID.
262
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,882
I NEVER DID ANYTHING
LIKE THIS TO DAD.
263
00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:33,083
OH, WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE,
264
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,963
YOU COULDN'T WAIT FOR YOUR
DAD TO GET HOME FROM WORK
265
00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:36,765
SO YOU COULD THROW THE
FOOTBALL AROUND WITH HIM.
266
00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:38,300
I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING...
HE LOOKED FORWARD TO IT
267
00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:39,357
AS MUCH AS YOU DID.
268
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,059
SO HOW COME WE DON'T
DO THAT SO MUCH ANYMORE?
269
00:12:42,127 --> 00:12:45,896
WELL... YOU GOT A LITTLE OLDER,
270
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,965
AND YOU HAD A BUNCH OF FRIENDS,
271
00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:49,200
AND YOU WERE MORE INTERESTED
272
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,909
IN THROWING THE FOOTBALL
AROUND WITH THEM.
273
00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,010
WAIT A MINUTE.
274
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:53,949
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE
SAYING I'M THE BAD GUY.
275
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,906
NO, HONEY, THERE'S NO BAD GUY.
276
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,508
ALL I'M SAYING IS
THAT IT'S NATURAL
277
00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:02,346
THAT PEOPLE GROW UP
AND PRIORITIES CHANGE. OK?
278
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:03,347
MOM.
279
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,548
HMM?
280
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,985
YOU WERE ALWAYS CORDIAL
TO ME WHEN I LIVED HERE.
281
00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:10,488
THANK YOU, CORY.
AND I GIVE YOU MY WORD
282
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,557
THAT THE NEW BOY
WILL NEVER REPLACE YOU
283
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,758
IN OUR HEARTS.
284
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:29,885
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
TALK TO ME AT ALL,
285
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,149
ARE YOU, MR. FEENY?
286
00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:35,980
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN SITTING
IN THIS SEAT FOR 38 MINUTES,
287
00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:37,493
AND I'VE BEEN VERY GOOD,
288
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,757
AND I THINK YOU
SHOULD LET ME GO.
289
00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:42,886
LOOK, AN 11-YEAR-OLD BOY
290
00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:45,222
CANNOT SIT STILL THIS LONG.
291
00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:47,591
I'M GOING TO GET UP.
292
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,704
I'M UP.
293
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,000
I'M DANCING.
294
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,938
I'M LEAVING.
295
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,813
MY HAND IS ON THE KNOB.
296
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:12,115
THE DOOR IS OPEN.
297
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,518
FINE.
298
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:19,089
I'M IN THE HALL!
299
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,142
MR. FEENY, THIS STINKS.
300
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,632
IT'S SUPPOSED TO
STINK, MR. MATTHEWS.
301
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,068
IT'S DETENTION.
YOU'RE BEING DETAINED
302
00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:34,037
FROM WHATEVER IT IS
YOU'D RATHER BE DOING.
303
00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:35,451
WELL, I THINK IT'S A CRUEL
304
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,708
AND UNUSUAL
LIFE-SUCKING TORTURE.
305
00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:42,480
YOU'VE CAPTURED THE ESSENCE.
306
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,460
WHY DO WE HAVE TO
STAY HERE? JUST BECAUSE
307
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,794
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT THIS LOVE STUFF?
308
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,963
BECAUSE I KNOW IT
ONLY LEADS TO NO GOOD,
309
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,320
AND I KNOW IN YOUR
HEART YOU AGREE WITH ME.
310
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,956
WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THAT
CONCLUSION, MR. MATTHEWS?
311
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:54,936
'CAUSE YOU AND I HAD
DINNER TOGETHER LAST NIGHT.
312
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,794
REALLY? I WASN'T AWARE.
313
00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:58,295
I HAD CHOCOLATE PIE,
314
00:14:58,363 --> 00:15:01,732
AND YOU HAD SALAD FOR
TWO ALL BY YOURSELF.
315
00:15:03,268 --> 00:15:05,268
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
316
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:07,771
'CAUSE I SLEPT IN MY
TREE HOUSE LAST NIGHT.
317
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,973
YOU KNOW WHY?
'CAUSE THIS LOVE STUFF
318
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,987
HAS TURNED MY WHOLE
FAMILY AGAINST ME.
319
00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:13,154
AND YOU'RE TEACHING US
320
00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:14,657
HOW IT'S WORTH
KILLING YOURSELF FOR
321
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,458
WHEN I KNOW YOU DON'T
REALLY BELIEVE THAT,
322
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,782
DO YOU?
323
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:19,851
WELL...
324
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:24,655
YOU SHREWD LITTLE OBSERVER
OF THE HUMAN CONDITION.
325
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,760
HOW BLISSFUL IT
MUST BE FOR YOU...
326
00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:33,096
TO HAVE LIVED SO LITTLE
327
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:36,166
AND YET ALREADY
REACHED YOUR CONCLUSIONS
328
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:39,102
ABOUT THE GREATEST
WONDER OF THE UNIVERSE.
329
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:40,415
Y-YOU KNOW WHAT, MR. FEENY?
330
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,206
KEEP THE RADIO.
331
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,576
SHAKESPEARE WROTE
PLAYS AND SONNETS.
332
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,011
THE GREEKS WROTE
TRAGEDIES AND COMEDIES.
333
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,413
ROBERT BURNS, EMILY DICKINSON,
334
00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:53,451
THE BROWNINGS EXAMINED
THE DEPTHS OF HUMAN EMOTIONS.
335
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,118
AND DO YOU KNOW
WHAT EACH ONE OF THESE
336
00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:57,287
POETS, PLAYWRIGHTS,
AND PHILOSOPHERS
337
00:15:57,357 --> 00:16:00,323
HAD IN COMMON, MR. MATTHEWS?
338
00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,960
THEY ALL TOOK YOUR CLASS?
339
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:08,732
EVERY ONE OF THEM
WAS OLDER THAN 11.
340
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,838
YOU COME INTO MY CLASSROOM
341
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,140
AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR,
342
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,142
AND AT THE END, YOU GO.
343
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,050
AND I REALLY DON'T KNOW
344
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,890
IF IN THE TIME WE SPENT TOGETHER
345
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:24,147
I HAVE TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING.
346
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,486
WELL, THIS AFTERNOON,
MR. MATTHEWS,
347
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:31,454
YOU ARE GOING TO LEARN
SOMETHING FROM ME.
348
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:34,091
DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
349
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,259
YES, SIR.
350
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:46,737
I LIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF
THE FENCE FROM YOU, CORY,
351
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,572
AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO FACE
352
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,474
IN YOUR DIRECTION
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
353
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:54,078
AND NOTICE THE
PEOPLE IN THE NEXT YARD.
354
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,914
AND THROUGH THE YEARS,
I'VE GOT TO KNOW THEM.
355
00:16:56,982 --> 00:17:00,784
IT IS APPARENT THAT
THEY ARE FINE INDIVIDUALS,
356
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,186
BUT...
357
00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:07,390
THEIR REAL STRENGTH
COMES FROM BEING A FAMILY.
358
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:12,830
AND DO YOU KNOW WHY
THEY'RE A FAMILY, CORY?
359
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,331
BECAUSE AT ONE TIME,
360
00:17:14,399 --> 00:17:18,602
A MAN AND A WOMAN REALIZED
THAT THEY LOVED EACH OTHER
361
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:22,372
AND PURSUED THE
UNLIMITED POTENTIAL
362
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,842
OF WHAT MAY COME FROM THAT LOVE.
363
00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:27,678
AND HERE YOU ARE.
364
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:34,051
THERE IS NO GREATER ASPIRATION
365
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:37,988
THAN TO HAVE LOVE IN
OUR LIVES, MR. MATTHEWS.
366
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,991
ROMEO KNEW IT AND DIED FOR IT.
367
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,426
OTHERS KNOW IT AND...
368
00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:44,928
PREPARE SALADS.
369
00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:49,166
AND THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW IT,
370
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,268
WILL SIT IN DETENTION
371
00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:53,704
FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.
372
00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:03,013
THIS PARTICULAR
DETENTION IS OVER.
373
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:17,194
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE TEA WITH ME?
374
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,796
NO. MORGAN,
375
00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:20,742
I DON'T WANT ANYBODY
TO KNOW I'M HERE, OK?
376
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,000
OH, OK. YOU'RE MOVING BACK IN?
377
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,645
YEAH. DON'T TELL ANYBODY.
378
00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:26,136
OH, OK.
379
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:27,304
CORY'S BACK!
380
00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:29,439
NO! SHH!
381
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,108
HI, HONEY. I'M HOME.
382
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:33,877
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME.
DINNER'S ON THE TABLE,
383
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,879
AND THE KIDS HAVE BEEN ANIMALS.
384
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,715
HA HA!
385
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,327
I KNOW THAT YOU AND
MOM WILL LOSE OUT
386
00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:40,829
ON ALL THAT RENTAL INCOME,
387
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,086
BUT I WANT MY OLD ROOM BACK.
388
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,588
WELL, THAT COMES AS
QUITE AN ECONOMIC BLOW,
389
00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:47,590
BUT WE'LL TRY TO GET BY.
390
00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:51,128
DAD, I'M SORRY I DUMPED
YOU FOR MY FRIENDS.
391
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,896
WHEN DID YOU DO THAT?
392
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,475
YOU KNOW. ALL THE TIME.
393
00:18:54,499 --> 00:18:57,467
WELL, CORY, I'M GLAD
THAT YOU HAVE FRIENDS,
394
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:58,969
AND I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
395
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,906
NO, DON'T HUG ME!
NO, DON'T HUG ME!
396
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:05,509
DIE!
397
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,878
DIE! DIE!
398
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,915
DIE! DIE! DIE!
399
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,652
YOU MISSED THE PUPPY-LOOKING
THING IN THE CORNER.
400
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,652
DIE!
401
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,155
THERE'S ONE WE
WON'T HAVE TO NEUTER.
402
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:21,825
5 TO 3. PHILLIES ARE
IN THE PLAYOFFS.
403
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,094
YEAH, I HEARD.
404
00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:25,062
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU
HEARD? YOU WERE THERE.
405
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:27,650
I REALLY WASN'T PAYING MUCH
ATTENTION TO THE GAME, CORY.
406
00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:29,466
WHY NOT? IT WAS A GREAT GAME.
407
00:19:29,534 --> 00:19:31,815
IT WAS NOT, HOWEVER,
A GREAT DATE.
408
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,503
YOU HAD A BAD DATE?
409
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:35,505
NO, I HAD A GREAT DATE.
410
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,007
HEATHER WAS BEAUTIFUL.
411
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,743
SHE KNEW WHAT TO SAY,
SHE KNEW WHAT TO DO.
412
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:43,046
UNFORTUNATELY, HER
DATE SPILLED FOOD,
413
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,593
TRIPPED OVER CHAIRS, AND
HAD NOTHING INTERESTING
414
00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:47,295
TO SAY FOR NINE INNINGS.
415
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:50,320
ERIC, YOU'RE MUCH TOO
COOL FOR SOME GIRL.
416
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,723
NEWS FLASH. I'M NOT COOL.
417
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,402
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
418
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,994
OK, YOU'RE NOT COOL.
AND NOW YOU KNOW BETTER
419
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:59,029
THAN TO GO TO A GAME
WITHOUT YOUR BROTHER.
420
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,430
YOU'RE RIGHT.
421
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,032
I AM?
422
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,211
YEAH. THAT'S MY FIRST
423
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:04,312
AND LAST DATE WITH HEATHER.
424
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:05,413
I NEVER WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN.
425
00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:07,137
GOOD.
426
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,342
YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.
427
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:13,777
YES, I DO.
428
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:16,713
HERE.
429
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,581
WHAT'S THIS?
430
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,583
CALL HER.
431
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,185
WHO? WHO?!
432
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,353
HEATHER, MY NEMESIS!
433
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,388
CALL HER. WHY?
434
00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:27,925
'CAUSE YOU'RE SITTING
THERE DROOLING AND PATHETIC,
435
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,794
AND I KNOW SOMEWHERE
INSIDE'S MY COOL BROTHER,
436
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,030
AND I'M NOT GONNA GET HIM
BACK UNLESS YOU CALL HER.
437
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,058
LOOK, I'M NOT CALLING HER.
438
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,544
I SAT THERE ALL NIGHT
AND DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
439
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:37,868
WHAT COULD I SAY NOW?
440
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,470
TAKE HER TO A MOVIE.
441
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:43,741
THERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO SIT AND NOT SAY ANYTHING.
442
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,676
A MOVIE'S PERFECT FOR
YOUR CURRENT SKILL LEVEL.
443
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:51,949
WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL HER?
444
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:54,251
I'M TOLD LOVE IS WORTH IT.
445
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:05,106
AREN'T YOU GOING TO INVITE ME
446
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:06,363
TO HAVE TEA WITH YOU?
447
00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:16,439
MORGAN, I WANT YOU
TO KNOW SOMETHING.
448
00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:18,086
NO MATTER HOW OLD I GET,
449
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,721
I'M ALWAYS GONNA
BE YOUR BIG BROTHER.
450
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:20,745
SUGAR?
451
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,757
AND EVEN IF I EVER...
WHICH I WON'T...
452
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:23,713
GET INTERESTED IN GIRLS...
453
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:24,814
MILK?
454
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:26,128
AND IT SEEMS LIKE I DON'T CARE
455
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,195
ABOUT YOU ANYMORE...
456
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:28,819
KETCHUP?
457
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,298
I STILL ALWAYS WANT YOU
458
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:31,933
TO INVITE ME TO
HAVE TEA WITH YOU.
459
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,036
MORGAN, HONEY, PUT
YOUR TEA SET AWAY
460
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,136
AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
461
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,000
IT'S TIME TO GO TO BED.
462
00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:39,963
DO I HAVE TO?
463
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,232
YOU'RE ASKING ME?
464
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,701
HOW ABOUT IF WE JUST STAY UP
465
00:21:44,769 --> 00:21:46,236
AND FINISH OUR TEA?
466
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,872
YOU VOLUNTEERING TO
PUT YOUR SISTER TO BED?
467
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,474
YEAH, I GUESS I AM.
468
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:51,709
WHY?
469
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,154
'CAUSE I DON'T
UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
470
00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:55,178
ABOUT MY ENTIRE LIFE.
471
00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:05,088
YEAH, THANKS.
472
00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,141
TWO DAYS IN A ROW.
473
00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:26,877
SHE JUST DOESN'T LEARN.
474
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,890
EVELYN, I HOPE I'M
NOT BEING FORWARD,
475
00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:30,881
BUT INSTEAD OF CAFETERIA LUNCH,
476
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:34,284
MAYBE ONE EVENING WE
COULD HAVE DINNER TOGETHER?
477
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,854
OF COURSE, GEORGE.
478
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I'D LOVE IT.
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GOOD.
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00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,039
I'M QUITE THE COOK, YOU KNOW?
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00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:44,995
REALLY?
482
00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:47,497
OH, YES. JUST THE OTHER NIGHT,
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I PREPARED A
LOVELY SALAD NICOISE
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00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:51,513
FOR MY SISTER, BUT SHE, UH,
485
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:54,638
HAD TO CANCEL AT
THE LAST MOMENT.
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CONFUSED, MR. MATTHEWS?
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YES, I AM, SIR.
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AS IT SHOULD BE.
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