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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,923 --> 00:00:04,967 [woman] it all started as a way to save memory on computers 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:05,009 --> 00:00:07,053 [woman 2] Everyone is waiting to see what will happen 4 00:00:07,094 --> 00:00:08,971 when the clock strikes midnight. 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 6 00:00:09,013 --> 00:00:11,557 [Man] Before Y2K sets in, companies big and small 7 00:00:11,599 --> 00:00:13,643 are getting Y2K compliance. 8 00:00:13,684 --> 00:00:15,645 [Man 2] Snow fall continuing... 9 00:00:15,686 --> 00:00:17,813 [Man 3] Brought on by federal regulations, banks and ATMs... 10 00:00:17,855 --> 00:00:19,315 [Woman 3] Line of computer code... 11 00:00:19,357 --> 00:00:20,983 [Man 4] This will be the nerve center... 12 00:00:21,025 --> 00:00:22,527 [AD] Refreshing taste under every cap... 13 00:00:22,568 --> 00:00:24,403 [AD 2] They say it called out... 14 00:00:24,445 --> 00:00:26,322 [Man 5] What that means, Lisa, you better bundle up... 15 00:00:26,364 --> 00:00:28,157 [Man 6] Panic itself could cause problems-- 16 00:00:28,199 --> 00:00:30,576 - Stockpile food-- - Bank radios, survival meals. 17 00:00:30,618 --> 00:00:33,538 [Man 5] We are candles, we are canned goods out here. 18 00:00:33,579 --> 00:00:36,374 It's for certain Dave, no one knows what will happen... 19 00:00:36,415 --> 00:00:38,834 when the clock strikes midnight, live from... 20 00:00:38,876 --> 00:00:40,670 GMC and Chris Taylor... 21 00:00:42,547 --> 00:00:46,175 No one knows what to expect when the date reaches 00. 22 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:51,847 [suspenseful music] 23 00:00:59,063 --> 00:01:00,856 [wheels screeching] 24 00:01:18,082 --> 00:01:20,626 [Swearsky] it must have been like seeing the face of God. 25 00:01:22,753 --> 00:01:23,963 Yeah, man. 26 00:01:27,425 --> 00:01:30,052 No like, alarm going off or anything? 27 00:01:30,094 --> 00:01:31,971 No, no. 28 00:01:32,013 --> 00:01:33,973 The ATM is old enough to be from the Eisenhower administration. 29 00:01:34,015 --> 00:01:36,225 They must have installed it when they were building the fridge. 30 00:01:39,812 --> 00:01:42,898 Once a week, the temperature drops in the fridge, 31 00:01:42,940 --> 00:01:44,734 causing the alarm to go off, 32 00:01:44,775 --> 00:01:46,319 and I got to go in in the middle of the night and reset it. 33 00:01:49,155 --> 00:01:52,116 Eisenhower and Washington with the only presidents 34 00:01:52,158 --> 00:01:55,411 that went back to military service after being president. 35 00:01:57,288 --> 00:01:58,789 [metal clinks] 36 00:02:03,502 --> 00:02:05,338 [suspicious tune] 37 00:02:13,346 --> 00:02:15,181 The guy who loads the money is a complete wash up. 38 00:02:15,723 --> 00:02:17,141 He shows up with his girlfriend 39 00:02:17,183 --> 00:02:18,601 sometimes and gets high in the truck. 40 00:02:18,643 --> 00:02:20,353 [sighs] Nice. 41 00:02:20,394 --> 00:02:22,021 [Austin] And whatever he did to it... 42 00:02:22,855 --> 00:02:24,440 [bottles clinking] 43 00:02:27,985 --> 00:02:29,320 You can reach right in it now. 44 00:02:32,573 --> 00:02:34,700 [Man 2] You can actually see the cash? 45 00:02:34,742 --> 00:02:36,452 - [Austin] Yeah. - [Swearsky] Like you saw it? 46 00:02:36,494 --> 00:02:38,204 - Yes. - [Swearsky] With your eyes. 47 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:39,455 Yeah. 48 00:02:47,546 --> 00:02:50,966 Things are complex man like sensors 49 00:02:51,008 --> 00:02:52,802 and other blinky lights. 50 00:02:53,219 --> 00:02:54,720 Yeah but not from the back. 51 00:02:55,262 --> 00:02:56,555 Right... 52 00:02:56,597 --> 00:02:58,140 And they load the money from the front. 53 00:02:58,182 --> 00:03:00,184 I've seen him do it a thousand times. 54 00:03:00,226 --> 00:03:02,687 - The thing weighs like a ton. - Totally. 55 00:03:02,728 --> 00:03:04,313 And it's bolted to the floor. 56 00:03:05,898 --> 00:03:07,483 There's a hole in the back of it, 57 00:03:08,442 --> 00:03:09,694 it's a golden opportunity. 58 00:03:10,444 --> 00:03:12,488 You're gonna go to jail dude. 59 00:03:13,447 --> 00:03:16,200 You're gonna go to jail just like your dad. 60 00:03:16,867 --> 00:03:18,244 [music stops] 61 00:03:18,869 --> 00:03:20,663 That's a good one Swearsky, never heard that before. 62 00:03:21,706 --> 00:03:23,332 [sighs] Sorry. So... 63 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:26,669 Theoretically, how much is even in there? 64 00:03:28,879 --> 00:03:30,256 Probably like 100,000. 65 00:03:32,967 --> 00:03:34,093 [whistles] 66 00:03:35,052 --> 00:03:36,887 [Austin] Even just a piece of that... 67 00:03:36,929 --> 00:03:38,848 Just a little slice of the pie. 68 00:03:38,889 --> 00:03:40,224 We can go wherever we want. 69 00:03:40,725 --> 00:03:41,851 [Swearsky] I like pie. 70 00:03:42,393 --> 00:03:44,061 I feel kind of bad for Rick though. 71 00:03:44,103 --> 00:03:46,272 [Austin] It's not his money, it's all insured, 72 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:48,399 plus ownership changes on New Year's Day. 73 00:03:48,441 --> 00:03:50,025 Yeah, I heard. 74 00:03:50,067 --> 00:03:51,068 How? 75 00:03:51,569 --> 00:03:53,195 Your mom talks in her sleep. 76 00:03:53,237 --> 00:03:54,613 We have to hit it before New Year's. 77 00:03:54,655 --> 00:03:57,366 I'd hit that literally anytime, dude. 78 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,369 Shut up! 79 00:04:01,162 --> 00:04:03,706 [Swearsky] OK, so we get the money out then what? 80 00:04:03,748 --> 00:04:05,875 - We? - All great heist movies 81 00:04:05,916 --> 00:04:08,377 have two people in on it, dude. 82 00:04:08,419 --> 00:04:09,628 Take it to the back. 83 00:04:09,670 --> 00:04:10,921 That's too suspicious. 84 00:04:11,589 --> 00:04:13,215 What? 85 00:04:13,257 --> 00:04:14,800 Taking it straight to the back, it's too suspicious. 86 00:04:17,845 --> 00:04:19,138 [dogs barking] 87 00:04:19,180 --> 00:04:20,890 [sirens] 88 00:04:20,931 --> 00:04:22,057 [door locks] 89 00:04:25,770 --> 00:04:27,396 Told you it was too suspicious. 90 00:04:28,439 --> 00:04:29,899 OK, then we take it to the bathroom. 91 00:04:29,940 --> 00:04:31,400 [sighs] Amateur hour. 92 00:04:31,442 --> 00:04:32,777 Just hear me out. 93 00:04:33,611 --> 00:04:34,987 [suspenseful tune] 94 00:04:37,448 --> 00:04:40,409 12 trips to the bathroom in one night? Dude, really? 95 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:42,161 [plastic rustling] 96 00:04:43,329 --> 00:04:44,914 [dogs barking] 97 00:04:44,955 --> 00:04:46,499 - [Austin] Hi. - [Cop] Freeze! 98 00:04:46,540 --> 00:04:48,751 - Hand where I can see them! - [Austin] OK! OK! 99 00:04:50,127 --> 00:04:51,837 [sirens] 100 00:04:54,465 --> 00:04:55,674 God damn it! 101 00:04:55,716 --> 00:04:56,967 You're right. 102 00:04:57,009 --> 00:04:58,260 This is kind of fun. 103 00:04:58,969 --> 00:05:00,638 What? Do you have the answers, Swearsky? 104 00:05:02,807 --> 00:05:04,809 You know that Turbo Cola contest? 105 00:05:05,726 --> 00:05:07,603 - [Austin] Yeah. - You've got to do it right 106 00:05:07,645 --> 00:05:09,855 in front of their damn faces. 107 00:05:10,815 --> 00:05:12,691 [Swearsky] You ever see the Great Escape? 108 00:05:13,484 --> 00:05:16,654 Remember how they hid the tunnel sand in their pants? 109 00:05:17,988 --> 00:05:19,448 Right in plain view. 110 00:05:19,490 --> 00:05:21,450 On camera, all night. 111 00:05:21,992 --> 00:05:23,369 An alibi. 112 00:05:25,871 --> 00:05:27,122 [grunts] 113 00:05:47,685 --> 00:05:48,978 [rustling] 114 00:05:50,855 --> 00:05:52,147 [gasps] 115 00:06:06,871 --> 00:06:08,163 Wait. How do we get the pockets? 116 00:06:09,415 --> 00:06:11,083 I took sewing back in Home Ec. 117 00:06:11,542 --> 00:06:12,835 Oh, I took cooking. 118 00:06:12,877 --> 00:06:14,336 [sighs] Burnt the pizza. 119 00:06:14,795 --> 00:06:16,505 Nice. I made curtains. 120 00:06:16,547 --> 00:06:18,173 - Oh, that's cool. - No, 121 00:06:18,215 --> 00:06:19,925 I'd rather make burnt pizza. 122 00:06:19,967 --> 00:06:21,010 [laughing] 123 00:06:22,261 --> 00:06:24,013 [suspenseful tune] 124 00:06:27,558 --> 00:06:28,934 [sighs] 125 00:06:41,739 --> 00:06:43,532 [liquid splattering] 126 00:06:46,619 --> 00:06:48,913 [Swearsky] So with what, four cameras? 127 00:06:48,954 --> 00:06:50,539 They've got it all covered. 128 00:06:51,165 --> 00:06:54,752 When they review the tapes, they will review those tapes, 129 00:06:55,294 --> 00:06:59,757 there's going to be plenty to see but nothing to see. 130 00:07:00,633 --> 00:07:02,426 [urine splattering] 131 00:07:04,345 --> 00:07:06,889 Yeah, but I can't just drop all the money all at once. 132 00:07:07,306 --> 00:07:08,557 Now you're thinking. 133 00:07:10,267 --> 00:07:11,268 I could... 134 00:07:12,603 --> 00:07:14,063 take out the trash? 135 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:17,274 - Yeah. - Could mop the floors... 136 00:07:17,650 --> 00:07:20,569 - [Swearsky] Yeah. - I could restock the shelves. 137 00:07:20,611 --> 00:07:22,738 There it is. Get dramatic. 138 00:07:22,780 --> 00:07:24,949 And every time at perfect moment, 139 00:07:26,116 --> 00:07:27,159 I make the drop 140 00:07:28,661 --> 00:07:30,746 [yawns] 141 00:07:42,132 --> 00:07:43,759 That's what I'm talking about. 142 00:07:43,801 --> 00:07:45,469 And Rick said I needed to take the display out 143 00:07:45,511 --> 00:07:47,262 on New Year's Eve, no questions asked. 144 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:50,849 - God bless corporate America! - I know. 145 00:07:51,475 --> 00:07:52,768 So at the end of the night... 146 00:07:52,810 --> 00:07:54,520 We walk out the God damn front door. 147 00:07:54,853 --> 00:07:58,357 With $70-80,000 cold hard cash and a pop display. 148 00:08:00,067 --> 00:08:01,443 What about the outside cameras? 149 00:08:06,532 --> 00:08:07,658 Fuck. 150 00:08:10,244 --> 00:08:11,453 I don't know. 151 00:08:13,664 --> 00:08:15,207 [snaps] I got it. 152 00:08:27,011 --> 00:08:28,512 [lid screeching] 153 00:08:33,517 --> 00:08:34,685 [clank] 154 00:08:35,352 --> 00:08:36,687 [pounding] 155 00:08:45,029 --> 00:08:46,488 [Swearsky] Then all you have to do-- 156 00:08:46,530 --> 00:08:47,698 Wait. Why are you wearing a ski mask 157 00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:48,907 if the cameras can't see it? 158 00:08:48,949 --> 00:08:51,160 It's cold as tits, man. 159 00:08:52,703 --> 00:08:53,662 Tits. 160 00:08:54,872 --> 00:08:57,916 Concentrate! This is the finishing move. 161 00:09:06,425 --> 00:09:07,509 [metal screeching] 162 00:09:07,551 --> 00:09:09,386 On camera, all night. 163 00:09:09,428 --> 00:09:10,679 All night. 164 00:09:19,438 --> 00:09:21,899 - We're good. - Scary, good. 165 00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:24,234 Butch Cassidy and Sundance shit. 166 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,196 And we thought of this when we're high. 167 00:09:27,613 --> 00:09:28,781 It's impressive. 168 00:09:29,073 --> 00:09:31,700 - [scoffs] - We're smart as hell. 169 00:09:31,992 --> 00:09:34,119 [whistling] 170 00:09:42,419 --> 00:09:43,879 Smart as hell. 171 00:09:45,589 --> 00:09:48,550 ['Kickflip' by Arlen GunClub playing] 172 00:09:59,645 --> 00:10:01,480 [airplane whooshing] 173 00:10:43,856 --> 00:10:45,440 [blenders whirring] 174 00:10:48,819 --> 00:10:49,862 Swearsky! 175 00:10:50,696 --> 00:10:52,114 - Hey. - You can't smoke in here. 176 00:10:52,156 --> 00:10:53,866 Who's going to know? 177 00:10:53,907 --> 00:10:55,534 Literally anyone who walked in right now would know. 178 00:10:55,576 --> 00:10:57,286 I think it gives me an edge, man. 179 00:10:57,327 --> 00:10:58,453 Yeah, well put it out. 180 00:10:58,495 --> 00:10:59,454 In a minute. 181 00:11:00,247 --> 00:11:01,456 It's all about the attitude. 182 00:11:01,999 --> 00:11:04,793 The attitude is going to arouse suspicion, 183 00:11:04,835 --> 00:11:06,837 which is the last thing we need right now. 184 00:11:06,879 --> 00:11:08,005 [sighs] 185 00:11:09,673 --> 00:11:11,133 Only if you're suspicious. 186 00:11:14,178 --> 00:11:15,971 Stop stealing shit! 187 00:11:16,013 --> 00:11:17,347 I have to stock up... 188 00:11:18,682 --> 00:11:20,309 for the end of the world. 189 00:11:20,350 --> 00:11:21,685 You and everyone else in this town needs to stock up, 190 00:11:21,727 --> 00:11:22,728 but at least they pay. 191 00:11:23,604 --> 00:11:25,564 You're early, I'm impressed. 192 00:11:26,857 --> 00:11:29,026 Well, I've got to head over to the fallout shelter later 193 00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:30,819 for Dean's big New Year's Eve rager. 194 00:11:30,861 --> 00:11:32,487 - Wha-- - I might have to stock up 195 00:11:32,529 --> 00:11:34,072 on some Turbo Colas. 196 00:11:34,114 --> 00:11:36,325 Try to win the big ten thousand dollars prize-- 197 00:11:36,366 --> 00:11:38,368 The cameras don't record audio only movement. 198 00:11:38,410 --> 00:11:40,537 - You know Mary Jane-- - They can't hear you! 199 00:11:40,579 --> 00:11:42,372 - Really? - Yes? 200 00:11:45,876 --> 00:11:47,836 - The drug or the person. - What? 201 00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:50,672 I say Mary Jane might be there and you're supposed to say 202 00:11:50,714 --> 00:11:53,508 - the drug or the person. - [Austin scoffs] 203 00:11:53,550 --> 00:11:54,885 What's with the sign? 204 00:11:55,385 --> 00:11:57,179 Uh, slush machine's broken. 205 00:11:57,554 --> 00:11:59,681 Oh shit, does that affect anything? 206 00:12:00,224 --> 00:12:01,183 What? 207 00:12:01,975 --> 00:12:03,894 I don't-- Does it affect anything? 208 00:12:04,311 --> 00:12:06,063 How would it possibly affect anything? 209 00:12:06,104 --> 00:12:07,773 I don't know! if they were on the same system or something. 210 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:10,234 - What system would they both be? - Like a circuit. 211 00:12:10,275 --> 00:12:11,777 I don't know how this stuff works. 212 00:12:14,238 --> 00:12:15,572 Fuck I need tape, tape. 213 00:12:15,614 --> 00:12:17,074 You can't hang up a sign without tape. 214 00:12:17,115 --> 00:12:18,867 I do have a little bit of bad news, 215 00:12:19,243 --> 00:12:21,370 but not like bad-bad, like only kind of bad. 216 00:12:21,411 --> 00:12:23,038 OK just spit it out. 217 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,456 Eric's going to be there. 218 00:12:24,498 --> 00:12:26,124 - Where? - The fallout shelter. 219 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,085 The party. 220 00:12:28,585 --> 00:12:29,711 Dean's party. 221 00:12:31,755 --> 00:12:33,757 You know he's going to be all over MJ 222 00:12:33,799 --> 00:12:35,259 - if you're not there. - The drug or the person? 223 00:12:35,926 --> 00:12:37,719 It's not funny when you say it like that. 224 00:12:37,761 --> 00:12:39,263 Yeah, well, it's not like I have a choice. 225 00:12:39,304 --> 00:12:41,723 -I have to be here. So -What if they bone man. 226 00:12:41,765 --> 00:12:43,392 - Bone? Really? - Yeah. 227 00:12:43,767 --> 00:12:45,894 Well Jimmy's going to be there, so I doubt either one of us 228 00:12:45,936 --> 00:12:48,230 -will be all over her but -It's still possible. 229 00:12:51,483 --> 00:12:52,776 The fuck is the tape? 230 00:12:53,527 --> 00:12:55,112 [MJ] I'm surprised this place keeps working. 231 00:12:55,779 --> 00:12:56,780 Ah! 232 00:12:57,781 --> 00:12:58,949 MJ. 233 00:13:00,784 --> 00:13:03,120 Called your house. You working here all night? 234 00:13:03,161 --> 00:13:04,246 Yeah? 235 00:13:05,622 --> 00:13:06,957 Rhonda's kid is sick. 236 00:13:07,499 --> 00:13:09,626 That's why he's working, it's so sad. 237 00:13:10,335 --> 00:13:13,338 So the world's about to end and you're working at Quality Mart. 238 00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:14,840 Yeah well, I don't really have a choice. 239 00:13:15,299 --> 00:13:18,010 -Also it pays double, so -Mm, right. 240 00:13:18,051 --> 00:13:20,637 The biggest party in the history of the shitty town versus 241 00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:22,014 an extra two dollars an hour. 242 00:13:22,055 --> 00:13:23,640 Hey, two dollars adds up over time. 243 00:13:23,682 --> 00:13:25,142 Why does she have a duffel bag? 244 00:13:25,809 --> 00:13:27,019 Think I'll wear this to the party. 245 00:13:27,352 --> 00:13:28,437 I need to change and then Jimmy's 246 00:13:28,478 --> 00:13:29,646 going to come pick me up. 247 00:13:29,688 --> 00:13:31,189 Wait, Jimmy's coming here? 248 00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:32,691 Yeah. 249 00:13:34,026 --> 00:13:36,111 - What's wrong with you guys? - Nothing. Nothing. 250 00:13:36,153 --> 00:13:38,947 It's just we haven't seen him since he got kicked out. 251 00:13:38,989 --> 00:13:40,198 - So it might be-- - Right 252 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,616 My parents really freaked 253 00:13:41,658 --> 00:13:43,160 when he actually didn't come home. 254 00:13:43,201 --> 00:13:44,494 I doubt it'll last. 255 00:13:45,162 --> 00:13:46,538 What slushie flavors do you have? 256 00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:48,623 - Orange and cherry. - Woah, slow down, 257 00:13:48,665 --> 00:13:50,042 there's so many choices. 258 00:13:52,002 --> 00:13:53,795 -Jimmy can't be here -I know. 259 00:13:53,837 --> 00:13:55,505 And that's why you need to make sure he goes to the party 260 00:13:55,547 --> 00:13:56,715 and stays there. 261 00:13:56,757 --> 00:13:59,384 He hates Dean, he hates me. 262 00:13:59,426 --> 00:14:00,969 He doesn't hate you. 263 00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:02,471 - He hates everybody-- - He only hates people 264 00:14:02,512 --> 00:14:03,638 in a meta sense, it's not really. 265 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:04,973 [MJ] it won't turn off! 266 00:14:09,394 --> 00:14:10,729 Watch out for Jimmy. 267 00:14:14,566 --> 00:14:15,734 Jesus! 268 00:14:17,194 --> 00:14:19,154 - Come on, come on! - [machine dies] 269 00:14:21,239 --> 00:14:22,699 - Yeah it's broken. - Mmhmm. 270 00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:25,202 I meant to put up a sign but I couldn't find the tape. 271 00:14:25,243 --> 00:14:27,704 So many assignments already, it's not even nine p.m. 272 00:14:28,038 --> 00:14:29,581 - How do you do it? - Um... 273 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,375 -Bravery -Hmm. 274 00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:33,001 - Street smarts. - Right. 275 00:14:33,043 --> 00:14:35,712 Uh the right training can definitely help. 276 00:14:35,754 --> 00:14:36,755 Am I in the way? 277 00:14:37,923 --> 00:14:39,841 I need to get a mop bucket-- 278 00:14:42,135 --> 00:14:45,013 How long does it take to fix a slushie machine? 279 00:14:45,055 --> 00:14:46,765 -I uh -Mmhmm 280 00:14:46,807 --> 00:14:48,892 I still need to get the-- I'll be, yeah. 281 00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:51,269 [water bubbling] 282 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,949 [thuds] 283 00:15:10,288 --> 00:15:11,623 - Whoops. - Nice shot. 284 00:15:11,665 --> 00:15:13,750 - My bad I tried. - [all laughing] 285 00:15:14,584 --> 00:15:16,044 You need to pay for that stuff. 286 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,880 - Put it on my tab. - Since when you guys keep tabs? 287 00:15:18,922 --> 00:15:20,549 - We don't. - Do you? 288 00:15:20,590 --> 00:15:22,968 So this will be your first and last. 289 00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:25,637 That's funny. That'll be $2.75. 290 00:15:26,596 --> 00:15:27,639 Rest in peace. 291 00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:29,891 Quit acting like it's gonna get bulldozed. 292 00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:30,976 It'll still be here tomorrow. 293 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,477 Oh shit, is it? 294 00:15:32,519 --> 00:15:33,812 I mean Jimmy said something, but it's Jimmy, 295 00:15:33,854 --> 00:15:35,230 so I didn't really think anything of it. 296 00:15:35,272 --> 00:15:36,982 Yeah. New Year... 297 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,275 - Mmhmm. - New owner. 298 00:15:38,316 --> 00:15:40,569 New logo, same shitty coffee. 299 00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:42,404 --[giggling] -Huh, really? 300 00:15:43,613 --> 00:15:44,614 I like the coffee. 301 00:15:47,117 --> 00:15:50,454 Some bigwig from Detroit buying up all the little guys 302 00:15:51,872 --> 00:15:53,415 and fucking your mom, shit. 303 00:15:53,457 --> 00:15:55,125 [laughs] Something like that. 304 00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:56,960 Can I use the bathroom? 305 00:15:57,961 --> 00:15:59,671 - No. - I just have to change. 306 00:15:59,713 --> 00:16:01,173 - No, I can't. - But-- 307 00:16:01,214 --> 00:16:02,924 If I let you go, then I have to let Swearsky. 308 00:16:02,966 --> 00:16:05,093 And then total anarchy ensues, I can't let it happen. 309 00:16:05,802 --> 00:16:08,638 He makes me piss outside like an animal. 310 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,640 Are you asking me to change right here in front of you? 311 00:16:10,682 --> 00:16:11,933 - Whatever. - That's disgusting. 312 00:16:11,975 --> 00:16:13,435 Why are you friends with him? 313 00:16:13,894 --> 00:16:15,812 Okay I'll go to the Exxon, fine. 314 00:16:15,854 --> 00:16:17,772 - I'm sorry. - No, no, it's fine. 315 00:16:18,315 --> 00:16:20,275 Was expecting more from the 316 00:16:20,317 --> 00:16:21,776 Quality Mart employee of the month. 317 00:16:22,527 --> 00:16:24,196 I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. 318 00:16:24,529 --> 00:16:26,281 You know how much I suck at this job. 319 00:16:26,323 --> 00:16:27,782 [MJ] Uh-huh. I have one announcement. 320 00:16:27,824 --> 00:16:31,036 - The floor is yours. - [MJ] Chivalry is dead. 321 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,787 Watch out for needles. 322 00:16:34,873 --> 00:16:36,124 I think she likes me. 323 00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:41,630 Let's get to work. 324 00:17:01,233 --> 00:17:02,817 So you two aren't dating? 325 00:17:03,777 --> 00:17:04,819 No. 326 00:17:05,779 --> 00:17:07,322 Not like officially...? 327 00:17:07,364 --> 00:17:08,823 You're making this weird. 328 00:17:08,865 --> 00:17:10,492 Please stop making this weird. 329 00:17:12,536 --> 00:17:15,830 You have her lipstick like all over your mouth. 330 00:17:16,873 --> 00:17:19,000 OK, still not gonna tell you, Swearsky. 331 00:17:19,042 --> 00:17:20,752 Why not man? 332 00:17:20,794 --> 00:17:22,212 Because you have a bigger mouth than my mom and I really don't 333 00:17:22,254 --> 00:17:24,089 need this to get back to Jimmy, okay? 334 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,340 I don't talk to Jimmy. 335 00:17:26,841 --> 00:17:27,884 Yeah, but you're the one who's responsible for getting 336 00:17:27,926 --> 00:17:29,010 him to the party tonight. Remember? 337 00:17:29,052 --> 00:17:30,512 - So what? - So I know you, 338 00:17:30,971 --> 00:17:33,181 and I know your drunk ass is gonna start going on and on 339 00:17:33,223 --> 00:17:35,058 about how Austin and Mary Jane hooked up. 340 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:37,185 Next thing you know, Jimmy is here, fucking up the shop 341 00:17:37,227 --> 00:17:38,687 and we both end up in jail because of you. 342 00:17:38,728 --> 00:17:40,438 - Is that what you want? - Hey? 343 00:17:45,402 --> 00:17:46,861 [Swearsky] Hooked up? 344 00:17:46,903 --> 00:17:49,197 I never said anything about hooked up. 345 00:17:49,573 --> 00:17:50,699 [Austin] Neither did I. 346 00:17:51,449 --> 00:17:53,952 Oh no, you did. 347 00:17:56,913 --> 00:17:58,206 Okay, fine. 348 00:17:58,248 --> 00:18:00,709 Yes, we hooked up last night. 349 00:18:01,418 --> 00:18:03,378 - Last night? - [Austin] Yes. 350 00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:04,421 Dude. 351 00:18:06,631 --> 00:18:07,966 So what's that mean? 352 00:18:08,008 --> 00:18:09,884 Did you like, make out or do anal? 353 00:18:12,095 --> 00:18:13,722 We just did it. [scoffs] 354 00:18:14,848 --> 00:18:15,974 Damn. 355 00:18:16,683 --> 00:18:18,310 - How was it? - Good. 356 00:18:19,644 --> 00:18:20,770 Flexible. 357 00:18:21,104 --> 00:18:23,773 [gasps] Jimmy is going to kill you man. 358 00:18:23,815 --> 00:18:26,067 Jimmy's not going to find out, is he Swearsky? 359 00:18:26,109 --> 00:18:27,444 If Jimmy kills you, 360 00:18:27,485 --> 00:18:29,070 I won't have to split the money. 361 00:18:29,112 --> 00:18:30,739 Don't you have somewhere you need to be going? 362 00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:32,657 Also what'd you do with all the Turbo Colas? 363 00:18:32,699 --> 00:18:35,577 The party doesn't start for like a while 364 00:18:37,787 --> 00:18:40,332 - Oh and I won a hat. - Good for you. 365 00:18:41,124 --> 00:18:43,126 I'd like to receive my hat now, please. 366 00:18:43,168 --> 00:18:44,419 I think I have a box of them in the back, 367 00:18:44,461 --> 00:18:45,754 I'll go find him later. 368 00:18:45,795 --> 00:18:47,505 - I'll wait. - Seriously? 369 00:18:48,131 --> 00:18:50,258 Yeah dude! It's good luck. 370 00:18:51,134 --> 00:18:52,802 The next one's going to be the grand prize, 371 00:18:52,844 --> 00:18:54,846 I can feel it in my chakras. 372 00:18:54,888 --> 00:18:55,972 [phone ringing] 373 00:18:56,014 --> 00:18:57,015 [Austin] Get that. 374 00:18:57,891 --> 00:18:59,100 I want my hat. 375 00:19:07,025 --> 00:19:08,443 Quality Mart, this is Austin. 376 00:19:09,736 --> 00:19:11,488 Oh hey, Mrs. Morris. 377 00:19:12,906 --> 00:19:13,990 Yeah, she's good. 378 00:19:14,824 --> 00:19:16,034 He's good. Mhmm. 379 00:19:17,661 --> 00:19:19,454 You know, I'm not sure. 380 00:19:19,829 --> 00:19:21,456 Ah let me let me ask him. 381 00:19:31,091 --> 00:19:32,300 Yeah, he's here to close. 382 00:19:33,843 --> 00:19:36,012 I know, it totally sucks. 383 00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:38,807 Yeah, Rhonda's kid is sick. 384 00:19:39,683 --> 00:19:41,142 Sure, yeah. No, I'll tell him. 385 00:19:41,726 --> 00:19:42,894 Mhmm. 386 00:19:43,603 --> 00:19:45,313 Alright, you take care of too, Mrs. Morris. 387 00:19:47,232 --> 00:19:48,650 Okay. Okay. 388 00:19:49,192 --> 00:19:50,235 Mindy. 389 00:19:51,861 --> 00:19:53,154 All right, bye. 390 00:19:55,699 --> 00:19:57,075 [exhales] 391 00:19:57,701 --> 00:20:00,829 Dude, even your mom's voice is hot. 392 00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:02,831 Please don't say that about my mom. 393 00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:06,334 It's not my fault she's got the best ass in town man, 394 00:20:06,376 --> 00:20:08,837 - and she's not even that much-- - She's married! 395 00:20:09,546 --> 00:20:10,505 Barely. 396 00:20:12,048 --> 00:20:13,925 She's going to the Pioneer, so I think we're good tonight. 397 00:20:14,968 --> 00:20:16,428 What? 398 00:20:16,469 --> 00:20:18,388 I think it's cool your mom parties man, 399 00:20:18,430 --> 00:20:20,014 my parents are boring. 400 00:20:20,056 --> 00:20:21,516 She's known these ladies since 401 00:20:21,558 --> 00:20:22,851 she was in elementary school, Swearsky. 402 00:20:22,892 --> 00:20:24,728 You've known me since elementary school? 403 00:20:24,769 --> 00:20:26,521 Yeah, well, that's different we're not staying here. 404 00:20:26,896 --> 00:20:28,273 Hells yeah. 405 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,066 The second I get the money, I'm out. 406 00:20:30,942 --> 00:20:33,236 Dude, if you leave, Jimmy is like, 407 00:20:33,278 --> 00:20:36,239 - actually going to explode. - What? 408 00:20:36,281 --> 00:20:38,032 Jimmy is going to kill you. 409 00:20:38,408 --> 00:20:40,034 Yeah, well, Jimmy has his own shit to figure out. 410 00:20:40,076 --> 00:20:41,119 That's not my problem. 411 00:20:42,287 --> 00:20:43,955 I'm hungry. Are you? 412 00:20:43,997 --> 00:20:45,582 Stop stealing the merchandise! 413 00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:48,585 Five star it is then. 414 00:20:48,626 --> 00:20:49,878 Can I have one for the road? 415 00:20:53,298 --> 00:20:54,591 And give me my hat. 416 00:21:09,439 --> 00:21:10,607 [shovel scraping] 417 00:21:27,457 --> 00:21:28,750 [thud] 418 00:21:53,983 --> 00:21:56,986 [upbeat rock music playing] 419 00:22:28,184 --> 00:22:29,394 [thuds] 420 00:22:34,774 --> 00:22:37,360 Jimmy, What the fuck are you doing? 421 00:22:38,361 --> 00:22:39,737 I'm saving your life man. 422 00:22:40,530 --> 00:22:41,906 A little bird told me you couldn't make it 423 00:22:41,948 --> 00:22:43,908 to the fallout shelter, which is fine. 424 00:22:43,950 --> 00:22:45,702 The Quality Mart is a good alternative. 425 00:22:45,743 --> 00:22:48,079 Hey, just hide in the back and then when the planes start-- 426 00:22:48,121 --> 00:22:50,498 Do you hear yourself? You sound insane. 427 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,210 All I know is while all of us are partying 428 00:22:54,252 --> 00:22:56,004 into the end of the world, you're at work. 429 00:22:56,045 --> 00:22:57,755 Yes. Rhonda's kid's sick. 430 00:22:57,797 --> 00:23:00,049 Fuck Rhonda and her child, okay? 431 00:23:00,091 --> 00:23:01,759 Listen to me, when the blackouts start, 432 00:23:01,801 --> 00:23:03,720 I want you to hide out, and I'm going to come get you. 433 00:23:03,761 --> 00:23:05,513 We had compliance testing last week, Jimmy. 434 00:23:05,555 --> 00:23:06,890 Everything's fine. 435 00:23:06,931 --> 00:23:09,267 Everything is not fine Austin, okay? 436 00:23:09,309 --> 00:23:12,020 Your dinkey ass Gateway maybe Y2K compliant, 437 00:23:12,061 --> 00:23:13,771 but what about the airlines? 438 00:23:13,813 --> 00:23:15,106 You ever think about that? There's going to be planes 439 00:23:15,148 --> 00:23:16,691 falling out of the fucking sky 440 00:23:16,733 --> 00:23:18,192 and there's an airport three miles from here. 441 00:23:18,234 --> 00:23:19,360 Kalamazoo has got a goddamn flight path 442 00:23:19,402 --> 00:23:20,862 right across this goddamn store. 443 00:23:20,904 --> 00:23:23,197 Jimmy Listen to me. 444 00:23:23,239 --> 00:23:25,450 There's tinfoil in aisle three, go make yourself a hat. 445 00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:27,368 Swearsky's going to be here in five minutes with pizza. 446 00:23:27,410 --> 00:23:30,413 Oh man, I saw him on the way over here, yo. 447 00:23:31,414 --> 00:23:33,416 I said if there's one olive on that pizza, 448 00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:35,627 I'm gonna chop his balls off and feed them to his dog. 449 00:23:35,668 --> 00:23:37,211 [laughs] 450 00:23:37,253 --> 00:23:38,713 I like the olives. 451 00:23:38,755 --> 00:23:39,923 Yo, where is MJ? 452 00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:42,216 Uh, she's at the Exxon getting changed. 453 00:23:42,258 --> 00:23:45,261 That princess better be here in five minutes or I'm gone. 454 00:23:45,303 --> 00:23:47,221 I swear to God, ever since she got into NYU, 455 00:23:47,263 --> 00:23:49,390 it's been take MJ here, do this for MJ, 456 00:23:49,432 --> 00:23:50,725 MJ needs new shoes. 457 00:23:50,767 --> 00:23:52,393 Yeah, she seems pretty excited about it. 458 00:23:56,606 --> 00:23:57,565 What? 459 00:23:59,150 --> 00:24:00,985 I mean, she must be excited. 460 00:24:04,113 --> 00:24:05,281 We're friends. 461 00:24:10,870 --> 00:24:11,913 No, you're not. 462 00:24:13,164 --> 00:24:14,791 I can be friends with your sister Jimmy. 463 00:24:14,832 --> 00:24:17,251 Welp, I wouldn't suggest it. 464 00:24:17,293 --> 00:24:18,795 She is one person away 465 00:24:18,836 --> 00:24:20,922 from fucking everybody in this entire town. 466 00:24:21,339 --> 00:24:22,966 Isn't that how you get your drugs Jim 467 00:24:23,967 --> 00:24:25,927 Oh, princess. 468 00:24:25,969 --> 00:24:27,762 So good of you to join us. 469 00:24:28,388 --> 00:24:31,099 Hey, don't worry in about two hours and 17 minutes, 470 00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:32,350 I won't be here any longer. 471 00:24:33,351 --> 00:24:34,936 - None of us will. - Right. 472 00:24:38,815 --> 00:24:40,024 Okay, let's go. 473 00:24:40,483 --> 00:24:42,026 I'm talking to my friend. 474 00:24:43,486 --> 00:24:45,989 - Jimmy, Dad said-- - Jesus fucking Christ. 475 00:24:46,030 --> 00:24:47,115 I know what Dad said. 476 00:24:53,329 --> 00:24:55,123 [keys jingle] 477 00:24:55,540 --> 00:24:56,666 Drive yourself. 478 00:24:58,251 --> 00:24:59,293 Hi, Austin. 479 00:25:00,378 --> 00:25:01,462 Bye. 480 00:25:06,384 --> 00:25:07,552 I'm going to miss that. 481 00:25:09,554 --> 00:25:11,723 Come on, you need a cigarette. 482 00:25:26,404 --> 00:25:27,989 You know, it's fucking cold out. 483 00:25:30,116 --> 00:25:31,367 Should wear a coat. 484 00:25:34,203 --> 00:25:35,204 This is a coat. 485 00:25:36,039 --> 00:25:37,040 A real coat. 486 00:25:39,959 --> 00:25:41,669 You want me to take advice from a guy wearing that? 487 00:25:42,420 --> 00:25:44,380 What's wrong with this? It's warm. 488 00:25:44,422 --> 00:25:45,715 Yeah, looks like it. 489 00:25:49,886 --> 00:25:51,345 Should I get a different coat? 490 00:25:52,764 --> 00:25:53,890 No but ah... 491 00:25:55,391 --> 00:25:56,601 It fits you... 492 00:25:57,977 --> 00:25:59,270 - in a good way. - Yeah? 493 00:25:59,312 --> 00:26:00,772 [both chuckle] 494 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,359 Man I'm sorry I missed Taco Tuesday. 495 00:26:05,401 --> 00:26:07,070 It's okay. Mindy was stressed, though. 496 00:26:07,111 --> 00:26:08,613 Oh Mindy. 497 00:26:08,988 --> 00:26:10,948 I hope Jim Jams not getting mixed up with the wrong crowd. 498 00:26:11,407 --> 00:26:13,451 - Man I was in Detroit. - Really? 499 00:26:14,410 --> 00:26:15,369 - Yeah. - How was it? 500 00:26:16,329 --> 00:26:17,413 Sure as hell never going back. 501 00:26:20,583 --> 00:26:22,710 Yo, check this out. 502 00:26:25,088 --> 00:26:26,380 Jimmy, put that away. 503 00:26:26,422 --> 00:26:27,548 Where the fuck did you get a gun? 504 00:26:27,590 --> 00:26:29,383 Jimmy, put it away. 505 00:26:29,425 --> 00:26:31,052 - Their customers all around. - It's end of the fucking world. 506 00:26:31,094 --> 00:26:32,553 - They can show up any time. - Gotta have protection! 507 00:26:32,595 --> 00:26:34,388 I don't need protection at the gas station. 508 00:26:38,142 --> 00:26:42,063 - I got your back. - Thanks. I appreciate it. 509 00:26:42,355 --> 00:26:45,108 [groans] In other exciting news... 510 00:26:45,149 --> 00:26:48,820 [tapping] I found an apartment. 511 00:26:48,861 --> 00:26:50,655 - Really? - Yep. Growing up. 512 00:26:50,696 --> 00:26:52,573 It's in the complex next to the high school 513 00:26:53,616 --> 00:26:54,617 Wow. 514 00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:57,912 Be next to nothing if... 515 00:26:59,872 --> 00:27:01,290 you know, we moved in together. 516 00:27:02,291 --> 00:27:04,252 Moved in together, really? 517 00:27:04,293 --> 00:27:05,962 Yeah. 518 00:27:06,003 --> 00:27:08,131 - Why not make it official. - It's by the high school. 519 00:27:08,172 --> 00:27:09,507 - It's cheap. - It's by the high school. 520 00:27:09,549 --> 00:27:10,675 - It's weird. - And we could sell 521 00:27:10,716 --> 00:27:12,176 to all the kids, make a killing. 522 00:27:12,218 --> 00:27:14,929 - Quit this fucking place. - Jimmy. No way. 523 00:27:14,971 --> 00:27:16,430 It would be awesome, come on. 524 00:27:16,472 --> 00:27:17,682 A drug den by the high school sounds awesome? 525 00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:19,183 Yes! [giggling] 526 00:27:19,559 --> 00:27:20,643 No. 527 00:27:23,146 --> 00:27:24,814 Fine, I'll keep looking. 528 00:27:27,817 --> 00:27:28,985 But it would be cool. 529 00:27:44,917 --> 00:27:46,544 You ever thought about college, Jimmy? 530 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,299 No, it's biggest scam in history. 531 00:27:52,383 --> 00:27:53,801 It's not the point, it's a way to get out 532 00:27:53,843 --> 00:27:54,886 of this town. 533 00:27:57,346 --> 00:27:58,973 [inhales] This town... 534 00:28:01,017 --> 00:28:03,060 Man, here is just like everywhere else. 535 00:28:03,853 --> 00:28:05,146 Take it from me. 536 00:28:07,106 --> 00:28:09,192 [chuckles] You've never been anywhere else 537 00:28:09,233 --> 00:28:12,153 in your entire life. What?! [laughs] 538 00:28:12,737 --> 00:28:14,655 - Hey, I've been Detroit. - Detroit. Yeah. 539 00:28:14,697 --> 00:28:16,657 [laughing] 540 00:28:18,034 --> 00:28:19,160 Barely. 541 00:28:21,704 --> 00:28:24,207 This gas station clerk look isn't doing it for me anymore. 542 00:28:24,540 --> 00:28:25,583 Close your eyes. 543 00:28:25,625 --> 00:28:27,168 - No. - Close your eyes. 544 00:28:27,210 --> 00:28:29,170 - Jimmy. Stop! - Do it for me. 545 00:28:36,594 --> 00:28:38,221 [chain rattling] 546 00:28:39,722 --> 00:28:42,016 - I don't like that sound. - Shhhh. 547 00:28:44,977 --> 00:28:47,021 Yeah. Right there. 548 00:28:51,567 --> 00:28:53,027 - Is that a lock? - Yep. 549 00:28:53,069 --> 00:28:54,362 What the fuck is this Jimmy? 550 00:28:54,403 --> 00:28:56,030 That Sid Vicious man. 551 00:28:56,072 --> 00:28:57,406 The guy who killed his girlfriend? That's my new look? 552 00:28:57,448 --> 00:28:59,033 It's more like a suicide pact, okay? 553 00:28:59,075 --> 00:29:00,534 My God. 554 00:29:03,287 --> 00:29:05,373 [car approaching] 555 00:29:07,291 --> 00:29:08,417 I'm gonna go. 556 00:29:11,128 --> 00:29:12,296 Thanks for the goodbye. 557 00:29:19,637 --> 00:29:21,264 [beeping] 558 00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:25,226 Anything else? 559 00:29:25,268 --> 00:29:27,103 Ask him about the, you know... 560 00:29:27,144 --> 00:29:28,229 I didn't see any. 561 00:29:28,771 --> 00:29:29,897 Come on... 562 00:29:30,523 --> 00:29:31,732 [sighs] 563 00:29:32,316 --> 00:29:35,444 Do you having of those New Year's Eve glasses? 564 00:29:35,486 --> 00:29:37,071 I don't know what you're talking about. 565 00:29:37,113 --> 00:29:39,407 You know, the ones with the two thousand for eyes? 566 00:29:40,157 --> 00:29:41,909 - No. - Told you. 567 00:29:41,951 --> 00:29:43,244 Are you really gonna do this? 568 00:29:43,286 --> 00:29:45,079 It's fine. It's fine. 569 00:29:45,121 --> 00:29:47,123 We're going to go to the ball drop and we just thought 570 00:29:47,164 --> 00:29:48,624 - it'd be cool to have-- - What is this? 571 00:29:50,501 --> 00:29:53,087 That's our town mascot, Wrenchy the Wrench. 572 00:29:53,963 --> 00:29:56,590 We spent half our budget on it one year so, 573 00:29:56,632 --> 00:29:57,675 never sold one. 574 00:29:58,301 --> 00:30:00,344 This town has a mascot? 575 00:30:00,386 --> 00:30:02,096 Mechanicsville, Michigan. 576 00:30:02,847 --> 00:30:05,182 Yup, we throw a wrench in it. 577 00:30:05,224 --> 00:30:07,268 That's a terrible motto. 578 00:30:08,561 --> 00:30:10,146 It's not the motto. [scoffs] 579 00:30:10,187 --> 00:30:12,606 - Was trying to make a joke. - Okay. 580 00:30:13,482 --> 00:30:15,943 We should go. Yeah. Goodnight. 581 00:30:15,985 --> 00:30:17,445 Nice get up. 582 00:30:19,822 --> 00:30:20,990 Goodnight. 583 00:30:21,991 --> 00:30:23,117 [door closes] 584 00:30:27,413 --> 00:30:29,206 [upbeat music playing] 585 00:31:41,070 --> 00:31:42,530 [rattling] 586 00:32:13,769 --> 00:32:14,895 What you got there? 587 00:32:19,275 --> 00:32:20,443 What? 588 00:32:24,989 --> 00:32:26,073 This? 589 00:32:26,949 --> 00:32:28,742 This was a--This was a gift. 590 00:32:28,784 --> 00:32:30,578 I actually just got a couple of minutes ago. 591 00:32:30,619 --> 00:32:32,496 - My friend got it for me. - Hmm. 592 00:32:33,539 --> 00:32:34,748 Coffee's cold. 593 00:32:35,791 --> 00:32:37,626 Really? That's not good. 594 00:32:39,795 --> 00:32:41,630 You know what, I'll make more. 595 00:32:41,672 --> 00:32:43,757 - Thanks. - Sorry, yeah. 596 00:32:54,143 --> 00:32:55,352 [beeping] 597 00:33:01,150 --> 00:33:03,152 So did you hear that Kalamazoo has got a flight path 598 00:33:03,194 --> 00:33:04,528 right over this God damn store? 599 00:33:05,196 --> 00:33:06,197 What? 600 00:33:06,822 --> 00:33:07,781 Y2K. 601 00:33:08,657 --> 00:33:10,117 Do you think there's going to be planes 602 00:33:10,159 --> 00:33:11,035 falling on this guy or anything like that? 603 00:33:11,535 --> 00:33:13,162 - You know? - You compliance tested? 604 00:33:13,913 --> 00:33:16,540 Yes but that's just a dinkey little gateway, right? 605 00:33:16,582 --> 00:33:19,668 - You should be fine. - You're right. You're right. 606 00:33:21,378 --> 00:33:22,546 [coffee pouring] 607 00:33:24,924 --> 00:33:27,134 You like your coffee with cream or just black? 608 00:33:27,593 --> 00:33:28,636 Black. 609 00:33:30,012 --> 00:33:31,305 So how much cream? 610 00:33:32,890 --> 00:33:36,810 - Black. - Sorry. 611 00:33:42,274 --> 00:33:44,818 - The money. - What? 612 00:33:46,612 --> 00:33:50,157 Does this store take money in exchange for coffee. 613 00:33:50,199 --> 00:33:51,575 Yes. 614 00:33:51,617 --> 00:33:52,826 Yes, we do. 615 00:33:56,038 --> 00:33:57,331 [clattering] 616 00:33:57,873 --> 00:33:59,500 Thank you so much. 617 00:34:00,084 --> 00:34:01,919 - Keep the coffee fresh. - I will. 618 00:34:02,962 --> 00:34:04,547 It'll be boiling hot next time. 619 00:34:05,422 --> 00:34:06,590 Thank you. 620 00:34:08,884 --> 00:34:12,680 Just act natural. Just-just act natural. 621 00:34:12,721 --> 00:34:14,348 - Everything's fine. - Did he see anything? 622 00:34:14,390 --> 00:34:15,516 No. 623 00:34:16,392 --> 00:34:18,686 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm positive. 624 00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:20,396 But I'm feeling thirsty. 625 00:34:20,938 --> 00:34:22,106 Me too. 626 00:34:24,233 --> 00:34:26,110 No, Swearsky, I'm feeling thirsty. 627 00:34:27,152 --> 00:34:29,363 Oh! Now? 628 00:34:29,405 --> 00:34:30,781 Yes. Now. 629 00:34:30,823 --> 00:34:32,283 Jimmy could come back any second. 630 00:34:32,324 --> 00:34:34,034 - Oh shit. - Yeah... 631 00:34:34,076 --> 00:34:35,703 And grab some cash while you're there. 632 00:34:36,453 --> 00:34:38,247 Donkey fuck your mom. 633 00:34:38,289 --> 00:34:40,040 Dude I'm not in the right head space for this right now. 634 00:34:40,082 --> 00:34:41,750 OK. Well, we don't really have a choice. 635 00:34:41,792 --> 00:34:43,752 If Jimmy comes back and hangs out here, we're fucked. 636 00:34:44,169 --> 00:34:47,548 Calm down and pull it together and go grab some cash. 637 00:34:48,591 --> 00:34:50,217 - OK. - You've got this. 638 00:34:50,926 --> 00:34:52,094 Just stick to the plan. 639 00:34:55,431 --> 00:34:56,932 [dubious tune] 640 00:35:15,951 --> 00:35:17,411 [grunts] 641 00:35:26,170 --> 00:35:27,630 [groans] 642 00:35:52,404 --> 00:35:53,614 [rustling] 643 00:35:58,327 --> 00:35:59,453 [bell dings] 644 00:36:01,664 --> 00:36:05,042 Swearsky! Swearsky. 645 00:36:07,211 --> 00:36:08,379 [cash rustling] 646 00:36:12,049 --> 00:36:13,342 Hey! 647 00:36:13,384 --> 00:36:15,636 - Hey, whoa! Jesus. - I'm so sorry. 648 00:36:15,678 --> 00:36:17,054 [Austin] I'm sorry. 649 00:36:17,096 --> 00:36:18,389 Don't sneak up on an officer like that, 650 00:36:18,430 --> 00:36:19,390 you're going to get shot. 651 00:36:20,849 --> 00:36:22,351 The stop-n-go is not nearly exciting enough for that. 652 00:36:23,268 --> 00:36:24,645 How's the coffee? 653 00:36:24,687 --> 00:36:27,314 Shitty but hot. 654 00:36:28,023 --> 00:36:29,650 It's the way I like it. 655 00:36:30,526 --> 00:36:33,487 My change? - Oh I'm so sorry. 656 00:36:34,071 --> 00:36:35,406 I'll go grab that. 657 00:36:40,035 --> 00:36:41,578 I'm sorry about that. 658 00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:43,163 [register whirring] 659 00:36:48,752 --> 00:36:50,671 Here you are. Thank you. 660 00:36:52,047 --> 00:36:53,173 Hey, do you know my mom? 661 00:36:55,551 --> 00:36:58,095 - Excuse me. - She's five-five, blonde woman. 662 00:36:58,762 --> 00:37:00,097 Uh, supposedly hot 663 00:37:00,889 --> 00:37:02,599 - Ah I don't know. - That was weird. 664 00:37:02,641 --> 00:37:04,852 My friends would say that, her name's Mindy. 665 00:37:06,228 --> 00:37:07,855 Clearball? 666 00:37:07,896 --> 00:37:09,523 Morris, but yeah, yeah. 667 00:37:09,565 --> 00:37:11,358 [giggles] Of course. 668 00:37:12,109 --> 00:37:13,444 I know, Mindy. How is she? 669 00:37:13,485 --> 00:37:15,195 - She's good. - Good. 670 00:37:15,237 --> 00:37:16,572 She going to the Pioneer tonight? 671 00:37:16,613 --> 00:37:17,865 Yeah, Yes, she is. 672 00:37:18,657 --> 00:37:20,909 Hey, maybe I'll stop by. 673 00:37:20,951 --> 00:37:21,952 Olah! 674 00:37:25,998 --> 00:37:27,541 Going to win big there? 675 00:37:28,751 --> 00:37:29,793 What? 676 00:37:31,837 --> 00:37:35,048 Under the bottle cap, I won a hat last week. 677 00:37:35,591 --> 00:37:38,552 Yeah, me too! I just haven't received it yet. 678 00:37:39,428 --> 00:37:41,930 Well your odds look pretty good, that's... 679 00:37:42,431 --> 00:37:43,891 That's a lot of pop. 680 00:37:43,932 --> 00:37:45,601 Yeah, it's for the party at the fallout shelter. 681 00:37:49,938 --> 00:37:52,399 I mean, um, really small. 682 00:37:52,441 --> 00:37:53,901 Just a few friends. 683 00:37:54,276 --> 00:37:55,486 Only sodas. 684 00:37:55,944 --> 00:37:57,154 You should come by. 685 00:37:58,489 --> 00:38:01,325 Yeah. I'm not gonna do that. 686 00:38:01,825 --> 00:38:03,285 Say hi to your mom for me. 687 00:38:03,702 --> 00:38:04,787 [Austin] Will do. 688 00:38:06,622 --> 00:38:07,790 Stay safe. 689 00:38:07,831 --> 00:38:08,916 [bells jingle] 690 00:38:19,301 --> 00:38:20,511 Well, I'm starving. 691 00:38:20,552 --> 00:38:21,929 How come he gets to see your Mom? 692 00:38:21,970 --> 00:38:23,430 How do I get this off my neck Jimmy? 693 00:38:23,472 --> 00:38:26,099 - You need the key. - So give me the key. 694 00:38:26,141 --> 00:38:28,852 Oh I don't have it. I swear to God, Teddy, 695 00:38:28,894 --> 00:38:30,687 if there was one olive on this pizza... 696 00:38:30,729 --> 00:38:32,272 - Don't call me that man. - I'll rip your balls off. 697 00:38:33,398 --> 00:38:35,859 - Bet you'd like that. - What was that? 698 00:38:36,819 --> 00:38:38,028 Just don't call me Teddy. 699 00:38:42,366 --> 00:38:44,952 No olives, that's a good boy. 700 00:38:53,335 --> 00:38:55,003 You guys excited about the party? 701 00:38:55,879 --> 00:38:58,799 Yeah, we should probably head out pretty soon, right? 702 00:38:58,841 --> 00:39:00,968 Speaking of I saw Eric 703 00:39:01,009 --> 00:39:02,678 driving on the way back, he was with Jennifer Colley. 704 00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:04,137 - Jennifer? - Do you think? 705 00:39:04,179 --> 00:39:05,806 - No way. - Nice. 706 00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:07,808 If Eric is going to be at the party, 707 00:39:07,850 --> 00:39:08,976 he gets some good shit. 708 00:39:09,017 --> 00:39:10,310 I can get good shit. 709 00:39:10,352 --> 00:39:11,979 Yeah, but you don't. 710 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:13,856 And I could kill Eric if I wanted to. 711 00:39:15,107 --> 00:39:17,150 Maybe I will now, he's banging your girl. 712 00:39:17,192 --> 00:39:20,320 - It's not my girl. - Yeah, trust me man. 713 00:39:20,362 --> 00:39:21,822 Austin and Jennifer are old news. 714 00:39:22,281 --> 00:39:25,534 Yeah I think that Eric can get good shit, so. 715 00:39:30,205 --> 00:39:33,166 - How's this for good shit huh? - Come on man. 716 00:39:33,208 --> 00:39:34,877 - Jimmy can't get good shit. - Give me that man. 717 00:39:34,918 --> 00:39:37,212 - Jimmy's scared, huh Swearsky? - Come on man, give it. 718 00:39:37,629 --> 00:39:39,673 - Get that out of here. - Give it to me. 719 00:39:41,550 --> 00:39:43,176 [upbeat music] 720 00:39:48,891 --> 00:39:51,184 [screaming] 721 00:39:51,727 --> 00:39:54,021 [muffled overlap] 722 00:39:55,272 --> 00:39:57,065 Get your skinny ass off of me. 723 00:39:59,818 --> 00:40:01,278 Have a little fun. 724 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,780 [gasping] 725 00:40:04,990 --> 00:40:07,200 - [groans] - That's right. 726 00:40:07,784 --> 00:40:08,952 Swearsky! 727 00:40:09,286 --> 00:40:10,871 That was literally all on camera. 728 00:40:11,163 --> 00:40:13,957 Jesus Christ, it was a fucking joke. 729 00:40:14,917 --> 00:40:16,585 Is this baking soda? 730 00:40:16,627 --> 00:40:18,086 [blows kiss] 731 00:40:19,421 --> 00:40:21,214 Baking soda? 732 00:40:25,093 --> 00:40:26,762 Jimmy can't get good shit. 733 00:40:31,433 --> 00:40:33,268 I'm thirsty. [sighs] 734 00:40:36,605 --> 00:40:37,981 You need to get him out of here. 735 00:40:38,023 --> 00:40:39,816 - I know. - So take him to the party. 736 00:40:40,442 --> 00:40:41,818 The dude attacked me. 737 00:40:41,860 --> 00:40:43,654 You literally attacked him, Swearsky. 738 00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:46,281 [Jimmy] Woah! How do you turn this shit off? 739 00:40:46,323 --> 00:40:48,158 God damn it. 740 00:40:49,284 --> 00:40:50,744 [kart rolling] 741 00:41:19,982 --> 00:41:21,608 Thought Jennifer went to college. 742 00:41:23,235 --> 00:41:26,113 No way man, she's only going MAC. 743 00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:30,534 Oh staying home to be near the boy toy. 744 00:41:32,995 --> 00:41:35,956 I've been trying to tell you, Austin's moved on. 745 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,334 Yeah, but not before corrupting the valedictorian. 746 00:41:41,211 --> 00:41:42,504 It was mutual. 747 00:41:42,546 --> 00:41:44,297 Yeah, I bet it was. She's lucky. 748 00:41:45,215 --> 00:41:47,634 I appreciate that Jimmy, but it was a year ago. 749 00:41:47,676 --> 00:41:49,011 Drop it. 750 00:41:49,344 --> 00:41:51,680 Drop what man? It's my only excuse to kill Eric. 751 00:41:51,722 --> 00:41:53,348 You know, maybe I'll do it tonight. 752 00:41:53,724 --> 00:41:54,975 Right at midnight. 753 00:41:55,726 --> 00:41:57,227 Like a sacrifice. 754 00:41:57,686 --> 00:41:59,354 Changing that subject, 755 00:41:59,896 --> 00:42:01,314 you want to go ahead and get to the party? 756 00:42:01,356 --> 00:42:02,357 Wait, hold on. 757 00:42:07,029 --> 00:42:08,488 Something smells. 758 00:42:10,574 --> 00:42:13,326 Something smells like Austin not being a little bitch 759 00:42:13,368 --> 00:42:14,661 and coming with us. 760 00:42:14,703 --> 00:42:16,163 How many times do I have to say no? 761 00:42:16,204 --> 00:42:17,664 Dude, just close the store for an hour. 762 00:42:17,706 --> 00:42:19,166 Do you want me to get fired tonight? 763 00:42:19,708 --> 00:42:21,334 It's our last night on Earth. 764 00:42:21,376 --> 00:42:22,669 And what if it isn't? 765 00:42:22,711 --> 00:42:24,337 Then I lose my job because of you 766 00:42:24,379 --> 00:42:26,048 and you're the one who wants to move in together. 767 00:42:26,089 --> 00:42:27,674 - So it really doesn't-- - Ya'll are moving in together. 768 00:42:27,716 --> 00:42:29,426 - No, we're not. - We just haven't found a spot. 769 00:42:29,468 --> 00:42:31,178 - Stop saying we! - Why? 770 00:42:32,387 --> 00:42:33,555 Because... 771 00:42:35,057 --> 00:42:36,016 I don't know where I'm going to be this time next year. 772 00:42:36,058 --> 00:42:37,100 I do. 773 00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:40,020 Man you'll be right here selling cigarillos to the farmers 774 00:42:40,062 --> 00:42:41,688 - of southwest Michigan. - Fuck you Jimmy. 775 00:42:41,730 --> 00:42:43,356 And you'll be living with Mom doing taco nights, 776 00:42:43,398 --> 00:42:45,067 which that part is fine, I have nothing against 777 00:42:45,108 --> 00:42:46,902 taco nights but meanwhile, we could be getting loaded 778 00:42:46,943 --> 00:42:48,779 and make a killing selling to all the kids 779 00:42:48,820 --> 00:42:50,280 at the high school right across the street man. 780 00:42:50,322 --> 00:42:51,782 You would not even have to drive to work. 781 00:42:51,823 --> 00:42:54,868 I'm not living by the high school. 782 00:42:54,910 --> 00:42:56,870 How come he gets invited to Taco Night? 783 00:42:57,412 --> 00:42:59,039 We have to stick together, okay? 784 00:42:59,581 --> 00:43:02,209 Look, society is going to fall apart tonight, 785 00:43:02,250 --> 00:43:03,877 and I am the only one taking it seriously. 786 00:43:03,919 --> 00:43:05,378 You really wants it to go down, it's hilarious. 787 00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:07,380 Hell, yes I do, man! 788 00:43:07,422 --> 00:43:10,759 It's going to be total anarchy, it's gonna be fucking awesome! 789 00:43:10,801 --> 00:43:12,719 Dude Justin has always said 790 00:43:12,761 --> 00:43:15,138 those conspiracy theories are for morons. 791 00:43:16,139 --> 00:43:18,892 - Yeah well, your brother's dead. - Jimmy! 792 00:43:19,976 --> 00:43:21,561 [Austin] Are you fucking kidding me? 793 00:43:23,772 --> 00:43:24,898 Say that again. 794 00:43:27,150 --> 00:43:28,443 Say what, Theodore? 795 00:43:29,945 --> 00:43:31,154 That your brother went and got himself killed? 796 00:43:31,196 --> 00:43:32,572 I'm not moving in with you. 797 00:43:39,287 --> 00:43:41,164 That's not what you said when we... 798 00:43:44,459 --> 00:43:45,919 You know, when we were growing up man. 799 00:43:46,795 --> 00:43:47,963 [Austin] We were 15 800 00:43:49,297 --> 00:43:50,423 I grew up. 801 00:44:05,730 --> 00:44:08,775 Well, you got him to leave. 802 00:44:14,823 --> 00:44:16,783 I'm using the money to move to New York Swearsky. 803 00:44:17,534 --> 00:44:18,702 I'm going with MJ. 804 00:44:20,162 --> 00:44:22,372 And I'm going to buy an ice cream shop on the beach. 805 00:44:23,748 --> 00:44:25,500 [upbeat rock music] 806 00:45:41,743 --> 00:45:43,411 [phone rings] 807 00:45:45,455 --> 00:45:47,749 - Quality Mart, this is a-- - [Swearsky screams] 808 00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:51,586 - Hello? - Dude this party's insane! 809 00:45:51,628 --> 00:45:53,964 - Swearsky? - Everyone is here! 810 00:45:54,589 --> 00:45:56,424 - Are you drunk? - No! 811 00:45:56,466 --> 00:45:58,718 - I'm just blending in. - Just blending in, really? 812 00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:00,720 [Swearsky] Dude, stop worrying. 813 00:46:00,762 --> 00:46:02,639 No one knows about the money. 814 00:46:03,431 --> 00:46:06,226 - Is MJ there? - Ah Yeah. 815 00:46:06,268 --> 00:46:08,103 Oh and Jimmy brought cocaine. 816 00:46:08,144 --> 00:46:10,230 - Don't do drugs, Swearsky. - Real cocaine! 817 00:46:10,272 --> 00:46:13,400 Do you hear me? Don't do any drugs! 818 00:46:13,441 --> 00:46:15,986 [muffled screaming] 819 00:46:16,444 --> 00:46:18,405 You should see the dude that's here. 820 00:46:18,446 --> 00:46:20,115 -He's in a -[Muffled yelling] 821 00:46:20,156 --> 00:46:21,741 - Oh shit! - What's going on? 822 00:46:22,367 --> 00:46:25,578 - Oh shit. - Swearsky, what's going on? 823 00:46:25,996 --> 00:46:28,415 - Swearsky! - Wa-wa-wa-get my money out. 824 00:46:28,456 --> 00:46:30,000 [dial tone] 825 00:46:31,668 --> 00:46:32,794 [gasps] 826 00:46:48,810 --> 00:46:51,146 [upbeat music] 827 00:47:57,045 --> 00:47:58,922 [whirring] 828 00:48:05,762 --> 00:48:07,514 [suspenseful tune] 829 00:48:42,424 --> 00:48:44,259 [machine whirring] 830 00:48:47,429 --> 00:48:48,721 [gasps] 831 00:48:51,933 --> 00:48:53,893 - MJ. - Austin. 832 00:48:56,104 --> 00:48:57,480 Shouldn't you be at the party? 833 00:48:57,939 --> 00:48:59,232 No, I needed some air. 834 00:49:00,775 --> 00:49:02,569 We have great air here. 835 00:49:08,032 --> 00:49:09,659 So Swearsky says it's a great party. 836 00:49:09,701 --> 00:49:11,911 [MJ] No, the party's here are overrated. 837 00:49:11,953 --> 00:49:13,580 They're all the same, college parties 838 00:49:13,621 --> 00:49:15,415 are going to be way classier. 839 00:49:17,167 --> 00:49:18,626 [Austin] How would you possibly know that? 840 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,254 [MJ] Just guess. I like a good guess. 841 00:49:23,298 --> 00:49:25,091 - You're trouble. - You like trouble. 842 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:30,430 - Nice collar. - Thank you. 843 00:49:30,472 --> 00:49:31,764 - Mhmm. - Jimmy gave it to me. 844 00:49:31,806 --> 00:49:33,766 - It doesn't work for you. - I know. 845 00:49:33,808 --> 00:49:34,934 I also can't get it off my neck. 846 00:49:34,976 --> 00:49:36,102 Oh no. [laughs] 847 00:49:39,314 --> 00:49:40,982 So about last night. 848 00:49:41,983 --> 00:49:42,984 I liked it. 849 00:49:44,319 --> 00:49:46,613 Well yeah but Austin it wasn't exactly what I-- 850 00:49:46,654 --> 00:49:48,323 Was it bad? 851 00:49:48,364 --> 00:49:49,824 - No. - You can tell me. 852 00:49:49,866 --> 00:49:51,618 No, no, no. It's just... 853 00:49:51,659 --> 00:49:53,369 I just thought I should say that I don't 854 00:49:53,411 --> 00:49:55,455 normally do things like that. 855 00:49:56,164 --> 00:49:57,165 Me either. 856 00:49:57,499 --> 00:49:58,708 - I never want to again. - Shut up. 857 00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:00,335 [both giggling] 858 00:50:00,668 --> 00:50:04,172 I just didn't want you to think I was like some type of 859 00:50:04,923 --> 00:50:05,965 Slut? 860 00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:08,968 I didn't mean that like I think you're a slut. 861 00:50:09,010 --> 00:50:10,553 I meant it like you may be thinking-- 862 00:50:10,595 --> 00:50:12,347 It's just, it's NYU. 863 00:50:13,223 --> 00:50:16,226 You know? And I love this, whatever... 864 00:50:17,227 --> 00:50:18,311 this is but 865 00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:20,563 I can't make any promises. 866 00:50:22,023 --> 00:50:23,483 We have until September. 867 00:50:23,858 --> 00:50:25,652 We can hang out a bunch until then. 868 00:50:26,027 --> 00:50:28,154 We actually have a lot longer than September. 869 00:50:28,696 --> 00:50:30,907 - Hmm? - I'm moving to New York. 870 00:50:33,535 --> 00:50:35,578 - What? - I'm moving to New York. 871 00:50:38,748 --> 00:50:42,502 Austin, it's New York. It's expensive. 872 00:50:42,919 --> 00:50:44,587 I have a scholarship. 873 00:50:44,629 --> 00:50:46,422 - Yeah, I have money coming in. - From the Quality Mart? 874 00:50:46,464 --> 00:50:48,007 - Yes. - Hmm. 875 00:50:48,049 --> 00:50:50,260 Not like from-- It's complicated. 876 00:50:50,301 --> 00:50:52,679 - Sounds very complicated. - You'll see. Okay? 877 00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:54,347 You just have to trust me. 878 00:50:54,389 --> 00:50:56,683 I'm gonna get us a place, it will be beautiful. 879 00:50:58,893 --> 00:51:01,187 - You're actually being serious? - Yes. 880 00:51:03,314 --> 00:51:04,566 I'm gonna take care of you. 881 00:51:06,901 --> 00:51:08,570 Austin, if you're trying to get me to hook up 882 00:51:08,611 --> 00:51:10,238 with you in a Quality Mart bathroom... 883 00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:11,864 it's not working. 884 00:51:14,117 --> 00:51:16,035 [upbeat music playing] 885 00:51:27,338 --> 00:51:31,217 [muffled overlap] 886 00:51:34,304 --> 00:51:35,722 [water running] 887 00:51:36,264 --> 00:51:38,224 [both laughing] 888 00:51:52,822 --> 00:51:55,158 That's the problem with the Quality Mart, 889 00:51:55,199 --> 00:51:57,660 they totally suck in the teamwork department. 890 00:51:58,202 --> 00:52:00,330 No wonder why they're getting bought out! 891 00:52:01,122 --> 00:52:02,415 Look at that Exxon over there. 892 00:52:02,957 --> 00:52:04,417 That's a tightly run squad. 893 00:52:04,459 --> 00:52:05,752 Nobody fucks with those guys, 894 00:52:05,793 --> 00:52:07,295 you know why, Jennifer? 895 00:52:07,337 --> 00:52:09,339 Because they're a team, that's why. 896 00:52:10,298 --> 00:52:11,299 Hmm... 897 00:52:12,467 --> 00:52:14,469 There's a lot of stuff stuck up there. 898 00:52:23,311 --> 00:52:26,356 I swear to God, if someone doesn't show up in five seconds, 899 00:52:26,397 --> 00:52:28,524 I'm just going to take the beer myself. 900 00:52:29,025 --> 00:52:32,528 One... two five. 901 00:52:32,570 --> 00:52:33,780 [bell dings] 902 00:52:38,576 --> 00:52:40,203 - Jennifer. - Austin. 903 00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:41,454 What are you doing? 904 00:52:41,496 --> 00:52:43,373 Happy New Year to you too. 905 00:52:43,414 --> 00:52:45,625 Sorry we're just a little busy right now. 906 00:52:45,667 --> 00:52:47,043 Looks like it. 907 00:52:47,502 --> 00:52:48,670 What? You need something? 908 00:52:49,170 --> 00:52:51,172 Oh shit, you're here. 909 00:52:51,839 --> 00:52:53,132 Yeah, I'm here. 910 00:52:54,008 --> 00:52:57,720 Sorry, sorry, it's just-- so you're working tonight, 911 00:52:57,762 --> 00:53:00,181 so you're not coming to the party? 912 00:53:00,223 --> 00:53:01,557 That would be sound logic, yeah. 913 00:53:03,184 --> 00:53:05,687 I tried to send you an IM earlier. 914 00:53:05,728 --> 00:53:07,230 You weren't around but 915 00:53:07,271 --> 00:53:08,815 I really liked your away message, though. 916 00:53:08,856 --> 00:53:10,316 Blink 182's like my favorite band right now. 917 00:53:10,358 --> 00:53:11,984 Me too. Thank you. 918 00:53:12,026 --> 00:53:13,861 - Anyway, I need to talk to you. - This place sucks. 919 00:53:15,196 --> 00:53:16,572 They've got like two options. 920 00:53:16,614 --> 00:53:18,199 Should be easy to pick one then. 921 00:53:18,616 --> 00:53:20,576 You'd think so but like... 922 00:53:22,578 --> 00:53:24,997 - It's not. - He's amazing by the way. 923 00:53:25,039 --> 00:53:26,499 What a catch. 924 00:53:26,541 --> 00:53:27,667 I really need to talk to you about something. 925 00:53:27,709 --> 00:53:28,334 - It's real important. - Babe. 926 00:53:29,335 --> 00:53:32,255 I forgot my wallet. Cover me? 927 00:53:35,216 --> 00:53:37,009 - What's up fuckwad? - Hmm. 928 00:53:37,051 --> 00:53:38,720 - I only have my card. - He takes cards. 929 00:53:38,761 --> 00:53:41,681 - We do not take cards. - Then make me a tab Austin. 930 00:53:41,723 --> 00:53:43,891 Make you-- This is a gas station Eric. 931 00:53:43,933 --> 00:53:45,226 Okay. You know, I'm good for it. 932 00:53:45,268 --> 00:53:46,728 I know you're not good for it. 933 00:53:46,769 --> 00:53:47,854 Also, I shouldn't be selling to you guys. 934 00:53:47,895 --> 00:53:49,522 What's that supposed to mean? 935 00:53:49,564 --> 00:53:51,441 It means you're not 21, Eric. 936 00:53:51,482 --> 00:53:53,401 I'm not--I'm not 21. 937 00:53:53,443 --> 00:53:54,694 Do you know who you're talking to? 938 00:53:54,736 --> 00:53:56,195 Can you just go get your wallet? 939 00:53:56,487 --> 00:53:58,865 - It's cold and it's in the car. - Go to the car. 940 00:54:01,159 --> 00:54:03,369 Just give me your card and I'll use the ATM here, OK? 941 00:54:03,411 --> 00:54:05,455 No you can't, it's broken. 942 00:54:06,664 --> 00:54:08,082 So... 943 00:54:10,001 --> 00:54:12,044 - What? - It's shredding cards right now. 944 00:54:12,086 --> 00:54:13,588 So you can't use it. 945 00:54:13,629 --> 00:54:15,089 A lady put a card in it earlier 946 00:54:15,131 --> 00:54:16,591 and it shredded the entire thing. 947 00:54:16,632 --> 00:54:18,426 So you probably want to do that? 948 00:54:18,468 --> 00:54:20,720 - It's a bad idea. - No way. 949 00:54:20,762 --> 00:54:22,305 Okay, be my guest. Go test it out. 950 00:54:22,346 --> 00:54:23,765 Look at you, you're bluffing. 951 00:54:23,806 --> 00:54:25,475 Okay, you know what? 952 00:54:25,516 --> 00:54:26,893 Let me just write down your car number first, Eric. 953 00:54:26,934 --> 00:54:28,311 - Why? - So you can put it back together 954 00:54:32,523 --> 00:54:33,983 You're such a little bitch Austin. 955 00:54:35,860 --> 00:54:37,987 Oh whoops, whoops. 956 00:54:40,448 --> 00:54:41,741 You should clean that up. 957 00:54:43,534 --> 00:54:46,621 Real great guy, love him. You two together is perfect. 958 00:54:46,662 --> 00:54:48,247 - It's fantastic. - Yeah, shut up. 959 00:54:49,665 --> 00:54:51,751 By the way, I got a new number. 960 00:54:54,295 --> 00:54:55,588 It's OK. Everybody needs a rebound. 961 00:54:55,630 --> 00:54:56,923 Don't have nothing to ashamed of. 962 00:54:56,964 --> 00:54:58,424 Rebound? Fuck you. 963 00:54:58,466 --> 00:55:00,760 - Fuck you. - Yeah, fuck everyone, right. 964 00:55:02,970 --> 00:55:04,847 Oh, her Mary Jane. 965 00:55:04,889 --> 00:55:05,932 Jenny. 966 00:55:06,474 --> 00:55:09,268 It's Jennifer now so many Jenny's at MAC, 967 00:55:09,310 --> 00:55:11,103 I have no clue why. 968 00:55:11,145 --> 00:55:13,272 I mean, it's a popular name, but it's not that popular? 969 00:55:13,314 --> 00:55:14,941 - How are things? - Things are good? 970 00:55:14,982 --> 00:55:16,359 - Good. - Yeah. 971 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,110 - How are things with you? - In college, 972 00:55:18,152 --> 00:55:19,862 so much different than high school, 973 00:55:19,904 --> 00:55:22,323 I mean It's fun. It's just a lot of work. 974 00:55:22,365 --> 00:55:23,991 Plus, I have a job at the students center-- 975 00:55:24,033 --> 00:55:25,993 Still though, just community college, right? 976 00:55:29,038 --> 00:55:30,706 There's a great party going on tonight. 977 00:55:30,748 --> 00:55:33,125 - So you got a scholarship. - Yes. NYU. 978 00:55:33,167 --> 00:55:35,962 - Wow. - Fuck this snow. 979 00:55:36,754 --> 00:55:38,381 - It's not in there. - [groans] 980 00:55:40,174 --> 00:55:41,843 Oh shit! 981 00:55:42,718 --> 00:55:46,514 Mary Jane, you look hot. 982 00:55:47,849 --> 00:55:49,016 Thanks. 983 00:55:50,101 --> 00:55:51,811 - Yeah. - Okay, well, 984 00:55:51,853 --> 00:55:53,312 I'm sorry that I couldn't help you guys this evening. 985 00:55:53,354 --> 00:55:55,648 - I hope you-- - Just give me the beer, 986 00:55:55,690 --> 00:55:57,817 - you nerd. - No. 987 00:55:59,527 --> 00:56:01,153 Come on, dickbag. 988 00:56:01,696 --> 00:56:03,739 Or did you forget that I won the championship 989 00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:06,576 three years in a row. 990 00:56:07,577 --> 00:56:11,163 Austin, police officers in this town buy me beer. 991 00:56:11,205 --> 00:56:12,665 Which is true, by the way. 992 00:56:12,707 --> 00:56:14,166 So you're not going to get in trouble. 993 00:56:14,208 --> 00:56:15,668 That's not the point Eric. It's a sale-- 994 00:56:15,710 --> 00:56:17,587 Austin, I'm team captain of the football team! 995 00:56:17,628 --> 00:56:19,171 You were team captain, that was two years ago. 996 00:56:19,213 --> 00:56:20,715 [MJ] You played football? 997 00:56:20,756 --> 00:56:23,676 Yeah, I played football. Quarterback every year. 998 00:56:24,093 --> 00:56:25,720 Multiple titles. You like uniforms? 999 00:56:25,761 --> 00:56:27,263 - Love them. Oh God. - Yeah? 1000 00:56:27,305 --> 00:56:29,098 Three championships, should have been four. 1001 00:56:29,140 --> 00:56:31,017 Were you in the stands? What'd you say? 1002 00:56:31,058 --> 00:56:32,226 Take the beer. 1003 00:56:35,146 --> 00:56:36,355 Hah! 1004 00:56:38,441 --> 00:56:40,234 So if you could just come for a little bit, 1005 00:56:40,276 --> 00:56:42,528 - then I think that we could-- - Babe, we got to go. 1006 00:56:42,570 --> 00:56:44,196 I'm in the middle of a conversation. 1007 00:56:44,238 --> 00:56:45,948 No, no, we've got to get the beer to the boys now. 1008 00:56:47,408 --> 00:56:48,868 Please just come for a little bit. 1009 00:56:48,910 --> 00:56:50,578 There is so much I need to tell you. 1010 00:56:50,620 --> 00:56:53,122 - OK? OK. OK cool. - Jennifer please. 1011 00:56:53,164 --> 00:56:55,374 - This is important to me. - Let's go. 1012 00:57:01,923 --> 00:57:03,215 Please just come for a little bit, 1013 00:57:03,257 --> 00:57:04,717 there's so much I need to tell you. 1014 00:57:04,759 --> 00:57:07,094 - MJ, please. - Just come to the party with me 1015 00:57:07,136 --> 00:57:09,055 - and talk all night. - Yeah, that's nothing. 1016 00:57:09,096 --> 00:57:10,306 - Okay? - It's fine. 1017 00:57:11,474 --> 00:57:13,142 - What? - I said that's fine. 1018 00:57:14,685 --> 00:57:15,978 Okay, fine. 1019 00:57:16,020 --> 00:57:17,563 I just thought you guys broke up. 1020 00:57:17,605 --> 00:57:19,398 We were never together to begin with. 1021 00:57:19,941 --> 00:57:22,568 - What? - So nothing's going on? 1022 00:57:22,610 --> 00:57:24,737 - No, not at all. - Nothing is going on? 1023 00:57:24,779 --> 00:57:26,489 Give me a break, we're friends, she has a new number. 1024 00:57:26,530 --> 00:57:28,282 - You think I'm stupid? - No! I don't think 1025 00:57:28,324 --> 00:57:29,909 - you're stupid. - You know, 1026 00:57:29,951 --> 00:57:31,786 - all of you guys are the same. - What is that? 1027 00:57:31,827 --> 00:57:36,582 [overlapping arguing] 1028 00:57:36,624 --> 00:57:38,751 Will you stop for just a second and listen. 1029 00:57:43,839 --> 00:57:45,424 MJ! MJ stop! 1030 00:57:45,466 --> 00:57:47,802 - I am doing all of this-- - Doing what Austin? 1031 00:57:47,843 --> 00:57:50,262 Working at a Quality Mart? Oh you're such a man. 1032 00:57:50,304 --> 00:57:51,597 - You'll see tomorrow, watch! - Tomorrow?! 1033 00:57:51,639 --> 00:57:53,099 Good. Yeah. Let's hang out tomorrow. 1034 00:57:53,140 --> 00:57:54,600 It's a great idea. 1035 00:57:54,642 --> 00:57:56,268 - You idiot. - You'll see. I promise. 1036 00:57:56,310 --> 00:57:57,770 - You just have to trust me. - No Austin, 1037 00:57:57,812 --> 00:57:59,355 you promised that we'd go to that party. 1038 00:57:59,397 --> 00:58:00,940 And I'm sorry that we didn't go to the party, 1039 00:58:00,982 --> 00:58:03,275 But who gives a fuck? I have a plan, okay? 1040 00:58:03,317 --> 00:58:05,695 Just go and cool off, you're being crazy right now. 1041 00:58:05,736 --> 00:58:07,029 - Crazy? - Yes. 1042 00:58:07,905 --> 00:58:09,365 No, that came out wrong. 1043 00:58:09,407 --> 00:58:10,950 - That's not what I-- - Yeah it did Austin. 1044 00:58:10,992 --> 00:58:12,618 You want me to go, fine. 1045 00:58:14,370 --> 00:58:15,955 Only until tomorrow. 1046 00:58:22,003 --> 00:58:23,796 [sighs] 1047 00:58:39,937 --> 00:58:41,647 - Long night? - I'm fine. 1048 00:58:43,941 --> 00:58:45,901 - Golds, please. - Coming right up. 1049 00:58:47,737 --> 00:58:48,904 It's going to be four twenty five. 1050 00:58:48,946 --> 00:58:50,156 I got exact. 1051 00:58:50,948 --> 00:58:52,992 I'm impressed. Experience right there. 1052 00:58:55,119 --> 00:58:56,704 Looks like your little girlfriend's mad. 1053 00:58:57,246 --> 00:58:58,497 Not my girlfriend. 1054 00:58:59,707 --> 00:59:01,667 Maybe she was and now she's not 1055 00:59:01,709 --> 00:59:03,419 or maybe we still are, couldn't tell ya. 1056 00:59:05,463 --> 00:59:07,381 - I just think that you should-- - Mom. 1057 00:59:08,424 --> 00:59:10,509 - Please stop. - Okay. 1058 00:59:12,762 --> 00:59:14,013 So just the cigarettes? 1059 00:59:14,305 --> 00:59:15,598 Yeah, just these things. 1060 00:59:16,432 --> 00:59:18,267 I'll be at the Pioneer if you need me. I 1061 00:59:18,309 --> 00:59:19,518 Sounds good. 1062 00:59:26,567 --> 00:59:27,526 What? 1063 00:59:29,904 --> 00:59:31,197 I'm leaving your father. 1064 00:59:32,615 --> 00:59:33,616 Wow. 1065 00:59:34,617 --> 00:59:36,952 - Tomorrow, first thing. - What? 1066 00:59:37,912 --> 00:59:39,538 What kind of 'what', like I don't know what-- 1067 00:59:39,580 --> 00:59:42,374 No, that's cool, but really? 1068 00:59:43,793 --> 00:59:46,045 - I want you to be there. - Where? 1069 00:59:47,254 --> 00:59:48,547 At the prison, if you want. 1070 00:59:50,007 --> 00:59:51,967 - Why? - Just if you want. 1071 00:59:52,009 --> 00:59:53,719 Mom, I don't want to spend the first day of the new millennium 1072 00:59:53,761 --> 00:59:55,221 - in prison with my-- - Well I just thought that-- 1073 00:59:55,262 --> 00:59:56,222 It's a no. 1074 00:59:57,306 --> 00:59:58,724 I'm not going to do that. 1075 01:00:00,267 --> 01:00:01,560 You got to do what you gotta do, 1076 01:00:01,602 --> 01:00:02,895 and you gotta do it by yourself, kid. 1077 01:00:04,146 --> 01:00:05,397 I raised a smart kid, 1078 01:00:05,439 --> 01:00:07,441 smart ass, but still smart. 1079 01:00:08,150 --> 01:00:09,485 That'll get you in trouble someday. 1080 01:00:09,527 --> 01:00:10,736 Thanks. 1081 01:00:11,195 --> 01:00:14,240 Don't you need to get a drink with your friends? 1082 01:00:16,617 --> 01:00:18,994 Yeah, I should grab a drink. 1083 01:00:19,495 --> 01:00:20,746 You should grab a Turbo Cola. 1084 01:00:27,461 --> 01:00:29,171 [low beat music] 1085 01:01:43,871 --> 01:01:45,915 [shovel scraping] 1086 01:02:00,638 --> 01:02:04,266 -This place -Right. 1087 01:02:07,436 --> 01:02:08,854 It's like a magic spell. 1088 01:02:09,730 --> 01:02:10,856 It's beautiful. 1089 01:02:12,066 --> 01:02:14,860 It's not exactly what I would say but okay. 1090 01:02:14,902 --> 01:02:16,111 No, it is. 1091 01:02:17,905 --> 01:02:20,407 Man it sucks here, it's bad, 1092 01:02:20,449 --> 01:02:22,409 and that's why people like you and me 1093 01:02:22,451 --> 01:02:27,915 we stick around working, drinking, fucking, dying. 1094 01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:32,211 What's wrong with you? 1095 01:02:32,962 --> 01:02:35,214 - I'm happy. - You seem drunk. 1096 01:02:35,256 --> 01:02:36,548 - [scoffs] No. - Are you drunk? 1097 01:02:37,633 --> 01:02:39,385 It's New Year's Eve man. 1098 01:02:40,010 --> 01:02:41,553 You haven't tried ecstasy? It's awesome. 1099 01:02:41,595 --> 01:02:43,889 - And I feel amazing. - You're on ecstasy? 1100 01:02:43,931 --> 01:02:45,766 - Oh I'd say so. - Right now at the store? 1101 01:02:45,808 --> 01:02:47,893 - You want one? - No. 1102 01:02:49,603 --> 01:02:51,563 I'm going back inside, don't follow me. 1103 01:02:55,943 --> 01:02:57,945 You remember that time when we drove down Eight Mile Road 1104 01:02:57,987 --> 01:02:59,446 and took out those mailboxes? 1105 01:03:00,531 --> 01:03:01,740 Yeah. 1106 01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:05,786 With the dad's golf putter. 1107 01:03:05,828 --> 01:03:08,330 Yeah, right, right. 1108 01:03:10,457 --> 01:03:11,834 Swearsky wasn't paying attention, 1109 01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:13,294 he knocked over that stop sign. 1110 01:03:16,338 --> 01:03:18,007 We could have killed someone, Jimmy. 1111 01:03:18,632 --> 01:03:20,259 We propped it back up. 1112 01:03:21,051 --> 01:03:23,762 Yeah and we totaled Swearsky's parent's car in the process. 1113 01:03:23,804 --> 01:03:25,180 They got a new one. 1114 01:03:29,727 --> 01:03:31,645 You know, you've been a horrible influence. 1115 01:03:31,687 --> 01:03:32,771 You like it. 1116 01:03:35,357 --> 01:03:36,817 It's been a good time. 1117 01:03:39,486 --> 01:03:41,613 Why the fuck do you talk like? 1118 01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:44,616 Hmm? 1119 01:03:44,658 --> 01:03:46,118 Like it's all over. 1120 01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:47,453 Like you just done with everything, man. 1121 01:03:47,494 --> 01:03:48,537 Maybe this is just the beginning. 1122 01:03:48,579 --> 01:03:49,663 What's this about? 1123 01:03:52,333 --> 01:03:53,959 Life is unpredictable. 1124 01:03:58,672 --> 01:04:00,132 I'm thinking about moving. 1125 01:04:01,383 --> 01:04:03,177 What are you too good for this place? 1126 01:04:03,218 --> 01:04:04,636 - That's not what I'm saying. - You're going to abandon me. 1127 01:04:04,678 --> 01:04:06,388 No. 1128 01:04:06,430 --> 01:04:08,057 You are my friend Jimmy. You will always be my friend. 1129 01:04:08,098 --> 01:04:09,683 Things cannot be like how they used to be. 1130 01:04:09,725 --> 01:04:11,810 - Because you're giving up. - Because I'm growing up. 1131 01:04:14,438 --> 01:04:15,647 I'm sorry. 1132 01:04:18,859 --> 01:04:20,986 [upbeat rock music] 1133 01:04:30,621 --> 01:04:31,872 Jimmy. 1134 01:04:31,914 --> 01:04:33,332 Jimmy, you can't use the bathroom. 1135 01:04:33,374 --> 01:04:34,541 - You're not better than me. - Stop. 1136 01:04:34,583 --> 01:04:36,335 Jimmy, Jimmy. 1137 01:04:36,377 --> 01:04:38,045 - I swear to God. - You're not moving. 1138 01:04:38,087 --> 01:04:39,338 Yes, I am. 1139 01:04:39,380 --> 01:04:41,173 - No, you're not. - Yes, I am. 1140 01:04:41,215 --> 01:04:42,841 I'm making something of myself, you should-- 1141 01:04:42,883 --> 01:04:44,760 Like what man? A poet. 1142 01:04:46,095 --> 01:04:47,679 I've seen your fucking notebook. 1143 01:04:48,430 --> 01:04:50,432 - Open the door. - Man you're not good. 1144 01:04:53,644 --> 01:04:55,020 [pounding] 1145 01:04:58,816 --> 01:05:01,610 Just come out of the bathroom and talk to me. 1146 01:05:04,238 --> 01:05:05,364 [sniffs] 1147 01:05:10,119 --> 01:05:12,121 [pounding] 1148 01:05:12,162 --> 01:05:13,789 Did you just snort something? 1149 01:05:14,081 --> 01:05:15,374 What is your problem? 1150 01:05:15,416 --> 01:05:16,708 [spits and sniffs] 1151 01:05:18,502 --> 01:05:20,379 Jimmy, let me in! 1152 01:05:21,422 --> 01:05:24,091 Jimmy, open the door! 1153 01:05:25,509 --> 01:05:26,718 What is your problem? 1154 01:05:27,094 --> 01:05:28,971 - You. - [pounding] 1155 01:05:30,764 --> 01:05:32,599 [dryer whirring] 1156 01:05:32,641 --> 01:05:34,726 [pounding] Jimmy! 1157 01:05:36,812 --> 01:05:37,896 [yelps] 1158 01:06:06,633 --> 01:06:09,511 Crack one open today, your chance to win a prize. 1159 01:06:09,553 --> 01:06:12,264 [TV ad commentary] 1160 01:06:13,807 --> 01:06:16,268 [Reporter] Thank you Chris, it's a beautiful night. 1161 01:06:16,310 --> 01:06:18,770 Let me tell you what, from the end of the world, 1162 01:06:18,812 --> 01:06:20,772 spirits sure are bright. 1163 01:06:20,814 --> 01:06:22,649 If you look behind me, 1164 01:06:23,066 --> 01:06:26,195 Wrenchy is lit up, he is ready to drop. 1165 01:06:26,236 --> 01:06:28,655 I wish you could be down here, 1166 01:06:28,697 --> 01:06:31,033 just amidst the atmosphere, Chris. 1167 01:06:31,074 --> 01:06:32,993 I mean, it's really something. 1168 01:06:33,035 --> 01:06:34,495 It's-it's magic... 1169 01:06:35,996 --> 01:06:39,833 [TV commercial] 1170 01:06:40,834 --> 01:06:43,378 Austin's too good for this fucking town, huh? 1171 01:06:43,420 --> 01:06:44,963 - Jimmy! Jimmy! - Whoo! 1172 01:06:45,005 --> 01:06:46,465 You think you're going to fucking take off? 1173 01:06:46,507 --> 01:06:48,467 - Jimmy, there's cameras. - You think I give a shit 1174 01:06:48,509 --> 01:06:49,635 about those fucking cameras? 1175 01:06:50,219 --> 01:06:51,637 Are you fucking kidding me. 1176 01:06:51,678 --> 01:06:53,222 - This is my store! - You know what, man? 1177 01:06:53,263 --> 01:06:54,806 I don't like being lied to like that. 1178 01:06:54,848 --> 01:06:56,642 Yes, I think you'd be used to it by now-- 1179 01:06:56,683 --> 01:06:58,644 You've got no fucking money, where you think you're going? 1180 01:06:58,685 --> 01:07:00,562 - You wouldn't know that! - I would know that! 1181 01:07:01,772 --> 01:07:03,857 Not anymore Jimmy. 1182 01:07:10,864 --> 01:07:14,409 Man fuck you and your western ideological bullshit. 1183 01:07:17,412 --> 01:07:18,664 [gasps] 1184 01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:25,420 [phone ringing] 1185 01:07:39,643 --> 01:07:41,436 - Quality Mart. - [Mindy] Wait. Wait. 1186 01:07:41,478 --> 01:07:42,896 No, thanks. 1187 01:07:42,938 --> 01:07:44,356 - Hello? - I'm on the phone, one second. 1188 01:07:44,398 --> 01:07:45,941 Austin, Can you hear me? 1189 01:07:49,152 --> 01:07:52,030 - I'm at Pioneer. - Yeah, I know. 1190 01:07:52,447 --> 01:07:54,616 No. The pioneer. 1191 01:07:54,658 --> 01:07:56,034 Wow. Really? 1192 01:07:56,493 --> 01:07:57,869 You having a good New Year's baby? 1193 01:07:58,412 --> 01:08:00,581 - Yeah, it's good. - Just leave! 1194 01:08:00,622 --> 01:08:02,541 Go to that party and the fallout shelter. 1195 01:08:02,583 --> 01:08:04,209 How do you know about that? 1196 01:08:04,251 --> 01:08:06,086 - [laughs] I'm still cool. - ls Swearsky by you? 1197 01:08:07,504 --> 01:08:08,922 I'm bringing you dinner. 1198 01:08:08,964 --> 01:08:10,424 Okay. Thank you 1199 01:08:12,134 --> 01:08:14,720 Do you mind if I get a lunch with the girls tomorrow? 1200 01:08:15,846 --> 01:08:17,222 - The girls? - Yeah. 1201 01:08:17,264 --> 01:08:18,890 Yeah, that's fine. 1202 01:08:18,932 --> 01:08:21,268 Listen, I wanted to talk to you and let you know-- 1203 01:08:21,310 --> 01:08:23,145 Hold on sec shit. 1204 01:08:24,271 --> 01:08:27,983 I can be there for moral support and whatnot, drive you. 1205 01:08:28,025 --> 01:08:30,736 - I just can't go anywhere. - I'm on the phone, one second. 1206 01:08:31,445 --> 01:08:33,071 Wait what? 1207 01:08:33,113 --> 01:08:35,407 Dad, you're divorcing dad tomorrow. 1208 01:08:35,449 --> 01:08:38,160 Oh sweetheart, we have to talk about that. 1209 01:08:38,201 --> 01:08:40,120 What is there to talk about? He's a piece of shit. 1210 01:08:40,162 --> 01:08:41,997 You're finally cutting ties with him. 1211 01:08:42,039 --> 01:08:44,958 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, honey, I'm just not sure 1212 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:46,960 tomorrow is a good day. 1213 01:08:47,794 --> 01:08:48,795 Did you talk to him? 1214 01:08:48,837 --> 01:08:50,130 He's doing really well. 1215 01:08:50,172 --> 01:08:51,757 He sounds much different. 1216 01:08:53,300 --> 01:08:55,093 Yeah. What, baby? Hello? 1217 01:08:55,135 --> 01:08:56,762 I gotta customer, I gotta go. 1218 01:08:56,803 --> 01:08:59,264 I love you. Bringing you dinner-- 1219 01:09:05,354 --> 01:09:06,605 [thud] 1220 01:09:07,314 --> 01:09:08,273 Fuck! 1221 01:09:08,732 --> 01:09:09,816 [groans] 1222 01:09:12,402 --> 01:09:13,779 Fucking damn it! 1223 01:09:17,324 --> 01:09:18,617 [upbeat music] 1224 01:09:36,843 --> 01:09:38,178 Where the medical supplies? 1225 01:09:38,220 --> 01:09:39,513 Aisle three. 1226 01:09:39,930 --> 01:09:41,348 What happened? 1227 01:09:41,390 --> 01:09:42,724 Mary Jane hit him with a beer bottle dude! 1228 01:09:42,766 --> 01:09:44,309 Look at how big this gash is. 1229 01:09:44,351 --> 01:09:46,478 - Fuck that bitch! - That bitch fucked you up. 1230 01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:48,814 - I don't hit girls. - You tried. 1231 01:09:48,855 --> 01:09:50,399 - Screw you. - Austin, 1232 01:09:50,440 --> 01:09:51,817 All you have are band-aids and rubbing alcohol. 1233 01:09:51,858 --> 01:09:53,318 - There's gauze in the back. - Where? 1234 01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:55,320 - By the Spam. - What? 1235 01:09:55,362 --> 01:09:57,906 - I'm calling him an ambulance. - No, no, no you can't! 1236 01:09:57,948 --> 01:09:59,908 I'm not going to let him die in a Quality Mart. 1237 01:09:59,950 --> 01:10:01,368 - What? - He's fine, look! 1238 01:10:01,410 --> 01:10:02,994 - No. I'm going to-- - Stop talking! 1239 01:10:03,036 --> 01:10:06,039 Coach, it's one bad play in four years, 1240 01:10:06,081 --> 01:10:07,708 and I am Eric Sampson. 1241 01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:10,502 I got my ex-girlfriend and my next girlfriend 1242 01:10:10,544 --> 01:10:12,087 in the stands. 1243 01:10:12,129 --> 01:10:15,048 Put me in! It's one bad play, coach. 1244 01:10:15,090 --> 01:10:16,717 - He's just confused. - Yeah, I'm gonna call-- 1245 01:10:16,758 --> 01:10:18,552 - You've got to stop it. - Austin! 1246 01:10:18,593 --> 01:10:20,846 He's full of odd drugs and stuff. 1247 01:10:20,887 --> 01:10:22,848 I mean, look at him. I don't even know what he's on. 1248 01:10:22,889 --> 01:10:24,683 Yeah exactly. If they catch him right now, 1249 01:10:24,725 --> 01:10:26,268 they won't even patch you up, they'll just arrest him. 1250 01:10:26,309 --> 01:10:27,686 - He could end up dead. - I don't think 1251 01:10:27,728 --> 01:10:29,354 - that's how it works. - Yes, it is. 1252 01:10:29,396 --> 01:10:31,398 Completely how it works, always after the little guy. 1253 01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:33,358 He could do 10-20 because of this, that what you want? 1254 01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:34,860 - No, no. - [vomits] 1255 01:10:35,610 --> 01:10:37,404 Okay, he needs water. 1256 01:10:37,446 --> 01:10:39,531 - I'll get him a Turbo Cola. - That's a really good idea. 1257 01:10:39,573 --> 01:10:41,032 What are you talking about? 1258 01:10:41,324 --> 01:10:45,078 Oh! All right! Finally, some excitement. 1259 01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:46,747 - What happened? - Mary Jane hit him with 1260 01:10:46,788 --> 01:10:48,206 a beer bar battle and now he's gonna die. 1261 01:10:48,248 --> 01:10:50,292 - Your pupils are massive. - Thank you. 1262 01:10:50,751 --> 01:10:53,295 - Thank you. - What? Water! 1263 01:10:53,336 --> 01:10:55,547 Swearsky, water! 1264 01:11:00,927 --> 01:11:02,053 Damn... 1265 01:11:02,846 --> 01:11:04,556 - This is bad. - I know. 1266 01:11:04,598 --> 01:11:06,057 This is really bad, 1267 01:11:06,099 --> 01:11:07,392 you guys shouldn't have brought him here. 1268 01:11:07,934 --> 01:11:10,896 Hey, Swearsky! 1269 01:11:13,607 --> 01:11:15,108 We have to take him to a hospital. 1270 01:11:15,150 --> 01:11:16,943 You can't call 911, they will arrest him. 1271 01:11:17,277 --> 01:11:19,279 Hmm. That's not how this works. 1272 01:11:19,863 --> 01:11:20,989 Hey baby, 1273 01:11:21,782 --> 01:11:23,408 you want to take a ride in the Stang? 1274 01:11:24,201 --> 01:11:25,243 Huh? 1275 01:11:26,620 --> 01:11:28,622 Yeah, bet you do too. 1276 01:11:30,665 --> 01:11:32,459 No, he's still talking. I think he's going to be okay. 1277 01:11:32,501 --> 01:11:33,585 He'll be fine. 1278 01:11:34,127 --> 01:11:35,420 - I didn't mean to-- - Save it. 1279 01:11:35,462 --> 01:11:37,005 He's had it coming for a long time. 1280 01:11:38,381 --> 01:11:40,675 Austin, we've got to get him outta here. 1281 01:11:40,717 --> 01:11:42,761 - I know! - Dude, if that cop comes back-- 1282 01:11:42,803 --> 01:11:45,305 I know! You take care of him. 1283 01:11:45,347 --> 01:11:47,432 And I'm going to take care of him. It's that simple. 1284 01:11:49,684 --> 01:11:50,811 Hey, Jim. 1285 01:11:52,896 --> 01:11:54,272 Yeah? 1286 01:11:54,314 --> 01:11:55,774 I wasn't supposed to bring him here. 1287 01:11:55,816 --> 01:11:57,442 How am I supposed to care of him now? 1288 01:11:57,484 --> 01:11:58,944 No kidding, Swearsky! Shouldn't have brought him here. 1289 01:11:59,653 --> 01:12:02,280 You know you can try and be nicer to them in here. 1290 01:12:02,322 --> 01:12:03,782 What do you mean? 1291 01:12:03,824 --> 01:12:05,158 I just want to leave a good memory is all. 1292 01:12:05,992 --> 01:12:08,119 Oh, I don't know. 1293 01:12:08,495 --> 01:12:10,497 - But now you've gotta-- - We shouldn't be doing this. 1294 01:12:10,539 --> 01:12:12,374 I know! Take care of it. 1295 01:12:12,415 --> 01:12:15,126 [indistinct chatter] 1296 01:12:15,585 --> 01:12:17,337 Why did Thompson transfer to another school? 1297 01:12:17,379 --> 01:12:19,130 You know what, fuck you Jimmy! 1298 01:12:19,172 --> 01:12:21,174 - Who am I supposed to believe? - You're supposed to believe me! 1299 01:12:24,219 --> 01:12:26,555 So what, I'm some whore because Eric grabbed my ass. 1300 01:12:26,596 --> 01:12:28,306 - No. - I'm not a toy. 1301 01:12:29,099 --> 01:12:30,350 You know... 1302 01:12:30,851 --> 01:12:33,144 You need to stop hanging out with Austin, Swearsky. 1303 01:12:33,186 --> 01:12:34,813 I can get you girls. 1304 01:12:38,358 --> 01:12:41,403 You could be a king in this town. 1305 01:12:41,444 --> 01:12:42,696 Both of you guys need to calm down-- 1306 01:12:42,737 --> 01:12:44,364 - Can you just stand up for me?! - Okay! 1307 01:12:44,406 --> 01:12:46,032 Don't just say OK when I tell you to! 1308 01:12:46,074 --> 01:12:47,242 Wait a minute, who treats you like that? 1309 01:12:47,284 --> 01:12:48,410 All of you! 1310 01:12:49,786 --> 01:12:51,162 You don't think I hear what you guys say about me? 1311 01:12:51,204 --> 01:12:53,415 What all of you say about me! I'm not fucking four! 1312 01:12:53,456 --> 01:12:54,833 MJ, please don't throw shit. 1313 01:12:54,875 --> 01:12:56,835 Yeah MJ, don't throw shit! 1314 01:12:56,877 --> 01:12:58,503 I thought you liked it when I was trouble? 1315 01:13:03,633 --> 01:13:04,926 What? 1316 01:13:07,387 --> 01:13:09,014 I don't I don't tell you everything, Jim-Jam. 1317 01:13:10,932 --> 01:13:12,267 The fuck is that supposed to mean? 1318 01:13:12,309 --> 01:13:13,685 Who knows? But we need to get Eric 1319 01:13:13,727 --> 01:13:14,936 - to the hospital-- - Shut the fuck up. 1320 01:13:17,898 --> 01:13:19,274 You and Austin? 1321 01:13:24,321 --> 01:13:26,239 Okay, well, that makes sense why you're so set on 1322 01:13:26,281 --> 01:13:27,699 being friendly all of a sudden. 1323 01:13:27,741 --> 01:13:29,367 Why Austin's been such a dick to you. 1324 01:13:29,409 --> 01:13:30,201 He's getting back together with Jennifer anyway. 1325 01:13:30,785 --> 01:13:32,537 No, I don't-I don't think so. 1326 01:13:32,579 --> 01:13:34,706 Well, we're less than two minutes to midnight... 1327 01:13:34,748 --> 01:13:36,207 You're supposed to be my friend. 1328 01:13:36,249 --> 01:13:37,375 Sorry you had to break it to you, Jim. 1329 01:13:37,417 --> 01:13:39,294 But not everything is about you. 1330 01:13:39,336 --> 01:13:41,212 - Oh but it is. - It's not! 1331 01:13:41,254 --> 01:13:42,881 You want to know why I hate you so much MJ? 1332 01:13:42,923 --> 01:13:44,716 - Why? - Because I constantly have 1333 01:13:44,758 --> 01:13:46,551 to listen to Mom and Dad talk about how great you are. 1334 01:13:46,593 --> 01:13:48,553 Everything comes so easily for you! 1335 01:13:48,595 --> 01:13:50,055 - You always get what you want! - And I'm getting out! 1336 01:13:50,096 --> 01:13:51,431 And now you're trying to steal 1337 01:13:51,473 --> 01:13:52,641 the one thing I fucking care about. 1338 01:13:52,682 --> 01:13:54,434 It's not stealing, Jimmy. 1339 01:13:55,477 --> 01:13:56,603 You're such a loser. 1340 01:13:58,271 --> 01:14:00,148 You want to say that so the rest of the class can hear you. 1341 01:14:00,190 --> 01:14:01,566 Yeah, Jim, you're a loser. 1342 01:14:02,150 --> 01:14:03,902 You want to know why people like hanging out with me? 1343 01:14:03,944 --> 01:14:05,612 Because I actually tried. 1344 01:14:05,654 --> 01:14:07,489 I'm actually making something out of myself. 1345 01:14:07,530 --> 01:14:09,324 I don't make people feel obligated to hang out with me 1346 01:14:09,366 --> 01:14:11,159 because I sell them drugs. 1347 01:14:11,660 --> 01:14:14,996 You're nothing but a desperate punk wannabe poser. 1348 01:14:18,458 --> 01:14:19,751 Does everyone feel that way? 1349 01:14:21,044 --> 01:14:22,754 You're kind of a dick sometimes, man. 1350 01:14:22,796 --> 01:14:24,172 Jimmy, look, 1351 01:14:24,214 --> 01:14:25,298 me and her has nothing to do with us. 1352 01:14:25,340 --> 01:14:26,633 It's fine. 1353 01:14:27,384 --> 01:14:28,635 You guys have a happy New Year. 1354 01:14:28,677 --> 01:14:30,428 Jimmy. Look 1355 01:14:30,470 --> 01:14:32,597 You're not mad Austin and I hooked up, you're jealous. 1356 01:14:32,639 --> 01:14:34,516 Am I a loser now MJ, huh? 1357 01:14:35,725 --> 01:14:37,769 Stop fucking talking. 1358 01:14:37,811 --> 01:14:39,354 Come on man, put the gun down. 1359 01:14:39,396 --> 01:14:41,356 - You're scaring-- - I swear to Christ Swearsky. 1360 01:14:45,819 --> 01:14:47,028 Whoa. 1361 01:14:50,407 --> 01:14:51,783 Jimmy, put the gun down. 1362 01:14:51,825 --> 01:14:52,826 Stop. 1363 01:14:54,369 --> 01:14:55,537 Jimmy put... 1364 01:14:58,206 --> 01:14:59,624 - put the gun down. - Stop! 1365 01:15:01,501 --> 01:15:03,503 -Jimmy -Stop fucking moving! 1366 01:15:15,265 --> 01:15:18,351 [TV countdown] 1367 01:15:25,692 --> 01:15:28,236 [screaming and cheering] 1368 01:15:29,029 --> 01:15:31,531 [gunshot and screaming] 1369 01:15:35,201 --> 01:15:36,578 Fucking Christ! 1370 01:15:37,537 --> 01:15:39,706 [TV cheers] 1371 01:15:42,459 --> 01:15:43,835 [screams] 1372 01:15:50,133 --> 01:15:51,509 Holy freak! 1373 01:15:51,551 --> 01:15:52,844 - Oh my God! - What the fuck! 1374 01:15:52,886 --> 01:15:54,179 Oh my gosh Jimmy! 1375 01:15:54,220 --> 01:15:55,680 Why do you have a gun? 1376 01:15:55,722 --> 01:15:57,515 Stop. Stop. Stop. 1377 01:15:57,557 --> 01:15:59,184 - Shut-- - What the fuck! 1378 01:15:59,225 --> 01:16:04,522 [muffled overlap screaming] 1379 01:16:04,564 --> 01:16:05,690 Shut up! 1380 01:16:21,081 --> 01:16:25,210 Look... look at me! 1381 01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:34,636 I've only got about 10 minutes before I pass out. 1382 01:16:35,428 --> 01:16:36,888 - Oh my God. - No, no, no, no, no. 1383 01:16:36,930 --> 01:16:38,556 No God. [groans] 1384 01:16:39,641 --> 01:16:40,725 Here's the game plan. 1385 01:16:43,103 --> 01:16:45,105 Jennifer, Jimmy, 1386 01:16:45,980 --> 01:16:46,981 take me to the car. 1387 01:16:48,274 --> 01:16:49,317 Jennifer. 1388 01:16:50,693 --> 01:16:52,070 Since you're not high on God knows what, you drive. 1389 01:16:52,987 --> 01:16:54,656 - Jimmy, bring the gun. - What? 1390 01:16:55,281 --> 01:16:56,741 He didn't shoot me. 1391 01:16:58,451 --> 01:16:59,577 Did you? 1392 01:17:01,287 --> 01:17:02,455 I... 1393 01:17:02,497 --> 01:17:03,832 Say it with me, Jimmy! 1394 01:17:05,625 --> 01:17:06,751 I didn't shoot him. 1395 01:17:08,878 --> 01:17:10,964 - I didn't mean to-- - Jimmy. 1396 01:17:11,381 --> 01:17:13,675 Hey, look at me, 1397 01:17:14,634 --> 01:17:16,094 I don't have time for this. 1398 01:17:17,303 --> 01:17:19,264 Say it with me, Jimmy. 1399 01:17:19,305 --> 01:17:21,641 I didn't shoot him! 1400 01:17:24,144 --> 01:17:25,353 Someone came in 1401 01:17:25,854 --> 01:17:27,939 to rob the old Quality Mart. 1402 01:17:29,399 --> 01:17:31,609 Naturally, I stood up to that person. 1403 01:17:32,861 --> 01:17:34,320 They shot me and ran off. 1404 01:17:35,822 --> 01:17:37,699 Jimmy over here picked up the gun, 1405 01:17:39,492 --> 01:17:41,286 right, Jimmy? 1406 01:17:42,078 --> 01:17:43,454 You picked up the gun? 1407 01:17:43,872 --> 01:17:45,623 - Yeah. - Austin? 1408 01:17:48,501 --> 01:17:49,502 You... 1409 01:17:51,421 --> 01:17:53,798 I need you to get all this money off the ground. 1410 01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:55,049 We don't know where the money came from. 1411 01:17:55,091 --> 01:17:56,718 Swearsky. Yes, we do. 1412 01:17:56,759 --> 01:17:58,469 A bullet hit the ATM, 1413 01:17:59,846 --> 01:18:01,639 - and short circuited it. - He's right. 1414 01:18:02,223 --> 01:18:03,641 - I saw it. - Of course I'm right. 1415 01:18:04,601 --> 01:18:06,311 So you need to get the money back inside. 1416 01:18:06,352 --> 01:18:07,478 How are we supposed to do that? 1417 01:18:08,021 --> 01:18:10,648 There's probably a way, I'm sure. 1418 01:18:10,690 --> 01:18:12,025 And then erase the tapes. 1419 01:18:12,525 --> 01:18:16,196 - I don't think there's-- - No, if there's nothing missing, 1420 01:18:16,237 --> 01:18:17,697 - then it doesn't matter. - But-- 1421 01:18:17,739 --> 01:18:20,825 - No, no, he's right. - Thank you. 1422 01:18:21,367 --> 01:18:22,493 So say it back to me. 1423 01:18:23,203 --> 01:18:24,829 Now! Come on! 1424 01:18:24,871 --> 01:18:27,832 Uh, Jimmy and I put you in the car and I drive. 1425 01:18:28,208 --> 01:18:29,417 Good Jennifer. 1426 01:18:31,252 --> 01:18:33,588 Burglar came in and... 1427 01:18:35,381 --> 01:18:37,717 Nope. Nope. Nope. Come on, Jimmy. You could do this. 1428 01:18:37,759 --> 01:18:38,843 A burglar came in... 1429 01:18:40,261 --> 01:18:41,846 He came in and shot you. 1430 01:18:41,888 --> 01:18:44,265 I grabbed the gun and he ran. 1431 01:18:44,307 --> 01:18:45,683 There he is. 1432 01:18:46,142 --> 01:18:48,228 We clean up the blood, the vomit, the money 1433 01:18:48,269 --> 01:18:49,437 and wiped the tapes. 1434 01:18:50,063 --> 01:18:52,941 Woohoo Swearsky! Talk dirty to me, baby. 1435 01:18:52,982 --> 01:18:54,442 I knew you had it in you. 1436 01:18:57,403 --> 01:18:58,529 Austin. 1437 01:18:59,656 --> 01:19:02,617 - Nothing can be missing. - I know. 1438 01:19:02,659 --> 01:19:03,910 Yes, I get it. 1439 01:19:03,952 --> 01:19:06,287 Okay, great, and last. 1440 01:19:06,329 --> 01:19:07,914 - MJ? - Yeah. 1441 01:19:10,458 --> 01:19:11,960 I'm sorry I grabbed your ass. 1442 01:19:13,086 --> 01:19:16,047 - Thanks. - But you've got a great ass. 1443 01:19:16,089 --> 01:19:17,715 - Okay. - Let's go! Break! 1444 01:19:17,757 --> 01:19:19,300 Come on, get me up. 1445 01:19:19,342 --> 01:19:23,388 [TV] They are in a party mood. [laughing] 1446 01:19:24,180 --> 01:19:27,433 I'll tell you, I would not want to be the man 1447 01:19:27,475 --> 01:19:28,726 cleaning this mess up. 1448 01:19:29,686 --> 01:19:31,896 You won't find a happier group of people 1449 01:19:32,313 --> 01:19:34,232 anywhere in the world, back to... 1450 01:19:48,329 --> 01:19:50,415 [door alarm] 1451 01:19:51,624 --> 01:19:53,293 Ah, fuck. 1452 01:19:53,334 --> 01:19:55,253 - You in? - I'm in. 1453 01:19:55,295 --> 01:19:57,505 OK. OK. OK. 1454 01:19:58,965 --> 01:20:02,427 OK Jimmy? 1455 01:20:06,389 --> 01:20:07,432 Come on. 1456 01:20:10,810 --> 01:20:11,811 Jimmy. 1457 01:20:13,187 --> 01:20:14,439 Just close the door. 1458 01:20:19,152 --> 01:20:20,278 What? 1459 01:20:21,154 --> 01:20:23,448 - Cut by the high school. - What? 1460 01:20:23,906 --> 01:20:25,450 It'll be quicker. 1461 01:20:25,491 --> 01:20:28,453 Where are you going? Jimmy? 1462 01:20:31,331 --> 01:20:32,540 Jimmy! 1463 01:20:33,333 --> 01:20:34,625 [groans] 1464 01:20:46,888 --> 01:20:48,306 - MJ. - What? 1465 01:20:48,348 --> 01:20:50,558 - Where's your duffel bag? - Over there. 1466 01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:51,976 Okay, okay. 1467 01:21:09,410 --> 01:21:11,662 - What are you doing? - This is it. 1468 01:21:12,038 --> 01:21:14,082 - What? - New York. 1469 01:21:14,123 --> 01:21:15,875 This wasn't exactly how I expected things to go, 1470 01:21:15,917 --> 01:21:17,668 but it's fine, we just have to keep moving. 1471 01:21:17,710 --> 01:21:19,545 Give me that, thank you. 1472 01:21:22,715 --> 01:21:24,175 Austin, there's no bullet hole in the ATM. 1473 01:21:24,217 --> 01:21:25,218 Exactly. 1474 01:21:26,803 --> 01:21:28,513 It's what I was talking about, why I had to miss the party. 1475 01:21:30,932 --> 01:21:31,933 Oh my God. 1476 01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:34,352 - What? - Your stealing it? 1477 01:21:34,727 --> 01:21:37,271 No, no. Well, yeah, 1478 01:21:37,313 --> 01:21:39,190 but I don't have time to explain right now. 1479 01:21:39,232 --> 01:21:40,775 - Just keep going, please. - What do you mean? 1480 01:21:40,817 --> 01:21:42,276 This is it! 1481 01:21:42,318 --> 01:21:43,778 This is how we get our place in New York. 1482 01:21:43,820 --> 01:21:44,862 This is how we go there and live our dreams. 1483 01:21:44,904 --> 01:21:46,280 It's what we've worked for. 1484 01:21:46,322 --> 01:21:47,865 This is what you were talking about? 1485 01:21:47,907 --> 01:21:49,742 - Yeah. - This is crazy. 1486 01:21:49,784 --> 01:21:51,411 Austin, you're crazy. 1487 01:21:53,246 --> 01:21:54,872 Listen, I didn't think somebody was going to get shot. 1488 01:21:54,914 --> 01:21:56,416 That's not my fault. When we planned this, 1489 01:21:56,457 --> 01:21:57,875 we thought we were going to be 1490 01:21:57,917 --> 01:21:59,127 the two people here the entire night. 1491 01:21:59,168 --> 01:22:00,420 - Who's we? - Me and Swearsky. 1492 01:22:00,795 --> 01:22:02,713 We were planning it all last week. 1493 01:22:02,755 --> 01:22:04,882 - Someone got shot Austin. - That wasn't my fault. 1494 01:22:04,924 --> 01:22:06,217 I had nothing to do with it. 1495 01:22:06,634 --> 01:22:08,219 Oh my God, you're a fucking idiot. 1496 01:22:09,262 --> 01:22:10,721 You just have to trust me. 1497 01:22:10,763 --> 01:22:12,890 I worked really hard on this for you. For us. 1498 01:22:12,932 --> 01:22:14,267 You worked hard for what, a week? 1499 01:22:14,308 --> 01:22:16,060 Austin, I've worked hard my whole life. 1500 01:22:16,102 --> 01:22:18,229 I got a scholarship. You're robbing a gas station. 1501 01:22:19,856 --> 01:22:23,401 The money is insured, we're not doing anything bad. 1502 01:22:23,443 --> 01:22:24,902 Listen, you don't need the scholarship anymore. 1503 01:22:24,944 --> 01:22:26,446 We can be in Canada by the end of the night. 1504 01:22:26,487 --> 01:22:28,072 - You just have to trust me. - I don't 1505 01:22:28,114 --> 01:22:29,449 I don't want to be a fugitive in Canada. 1506 01:22:30,283 --> 01:22:31,576 And how long do you think 1507 01:22:31,617 --> 01:22:32,493 this money is really going to last? 1508 01:22:33,870 --> 01:22:34,912 A long time. 1509 01:22:37,290 --> 01:22:38,249 I need air. 1510 01:22:40,877 --> 01:22:41,961 MJ. 1511 01:22:42,003 --> 01:22:43,421 [beeping] 1512 01:22:46,507 --> 01:22:47,758 I'm sure she'll come around. 1513 01:22:51,637 --> 01:22:53,848 I never signed up for Canada, man. 1514 01:22:53,890 --> 01:22:55,850 Swearsky, the plan, stick to it. 1515 01:22:56,476 --> 01:22:58,603 I wanted to buy an ice cream shop on the beach. 1516 01:22:58,644 --> 01:23:01,939 Not sell snow cones at hockey games. 1517 01:23:01,981 --> 01:23:04,358 We don't have time for this. Please help me. 1518 01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:06,611 This was never the plan dude. 1519 01:23:08,529 --> 01:23:11,491 I just wanted to have another good time together before... 1520 01:23:15,828 --> 01:23:16,871 I enlisted. 1521 01:23:19,916 --> 01:23:23,878 I mean I didn't think we're actually going to do this, dude. 1522 01:23:25,505 --> 01:23:26,964 We pulled off the perfect crime, 1523 01:23:27,006 --> 01:23:28,674 that was only going to be like a bonus. 1524 01:23:30,426 --> 01:23:34,514 I'm not a felon. 1525 01:23:34,555 --> 01:23:36,307 You don't belong in the military, Swearsky. 1526 01:23:37,892 --> 01:23:39,727 The structure might do me some good. 1527 01:23:39,769 --> 01:23:41,562 Worked for Justin. 1528 01:23:42,772 --> 01:23:46,651 Now thanks to Eric, I have experience at gunpoint. 1529 01:23:48,945 --> 01:23:51,072 It's a new millennium, right? 1530 01:23:51,113 --> 01:23:53,574 Military only does peacekeeping shit now anyways. 1531 01:23:55,368 --> 01:23:56,577 Could be fun. 1532 01:24:08,756 --> 01:24:09,924 Jesus Christ. 1533 01:24:15,221 --> 01:24:16,889 [light music playing] 1534 01:25:37,511 --> 01:25:38,804 [music fades] 1535 01:25:45,978 --> 01:25:47,438 Okay, that should be good. 1536 01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:49,273 I'm just gonna erase all of it. 1537 01:25:58,658 --> 01:25:59,784 Well, that's that. 1538 01:26:00,534 --> 01:26:01,702 Yeah. 1539 01:26:04,163 --> 01:26:06,791 Um, guess I'm in the army now. 1540 01:26:09,835 --> 01:26:11,003 Tell your mom I love her. 1541 01:26:30,898 --> 01:26:32,650 [register whirring] 1542 01:27:00,553 --> 01:27:01,846 So you think Eric's gonna be okay? 1543 01:27:01,887 --> 01:27:02,888 For sure. 1544 01:27:03,264 --> 01:27:05,015 Can't kill jock rich that easily. 1545 01:27:10,438 --> 01:27:12,898 It's all played out so much differently in my head. 1546 01:27:16,819 --> 01:27:18,112 How were you going to tell me? 1547 01:27:22,408 --> 01:27:23,909 I think I was just... 1548 01:27:23,951 --> 01:27:25,244 Can I tell you the truth? 1549 01:27:27,496 --> 01:27:29,039 How was I going to respond? 1550 01:27:31,834 --> 01:27:33,043 You make me happy. 1551 01:27:39,508 --> 01:27:41,218 -So are we -For sure. 1552 01:27:41,260 --> 01:27:42,762 I don't date criminals. 1553 01:27:44,764 --> 01:27:46,474 What about almost criminals? 1554 01:27:46,515 --> 01:27:48,434 Austin, look, it's sweet 1555 01:27:48,476 --> 01:27:50,311 that you want to come to New York with me, 1556 01:27:50,352 --> 01:27:52,813 but I'm not bringing you along to sleep on my floor like a pup. 1557 01:27:55,608 --> 01:27:57,067 It almost worked. 1558 01:27:57,109 --> 01:27:58,402 Yeah. Better luck on your next phase. 1559 01:28:02,698 --> 01:28:04,241 I'm still going to move to New York. 1560 01:28:06,994 --> 01:28:08,746 They have to have Quality Marts there, right? 1561 01:28:11,290 --> 01:28:15,169 I'll get a shitty apartment in a shitty neighborhood. 1562 01:28:15,961 --> 01:28:17,463 - Have a shitty job. - Mhmm. 1563 01:28:18,464 --> 01:28:20,090 And for the most part it will be... 1564 01:28:20,132 --> 01:28:21,759 -Shitty -Shitty. Yeah. 1565 01:28:23,469 --> 01:28:24,845 But I think it's what I need. 1566 01:28:26,722 --> 01:28:28,516 I think you should give that a try. 1567 01:28:43,030 --> 01:28:44,198 I really liked you. 1568 01:28:46,742 --> 01:28:47,785 I like you too. 1569 01:28:51,330 --> 01:28:53,666 I would've been happy if you just took me to that party. 1570 01:29:18,440 --> 01:29:20,192 [paper rustling] 1571 01:29:55,728 --> 01:29:57,062 [gasps] 1572 01:30:04,403 --> 01:30:06,447 How was your shift? 1573 01:30:07,656 --> 01:30:08,782 Not great. 1574 01:30:09,491 --> 01:30:11,243 That was so nice, sweetheart. 1575 01:30:13,454 --> 01:30:15,414 - Happy New Year's. - Thanks. 1576 01:30:15,748 --> 01:30:16,790 What is that? 1577 01:30:17,958 --> 01:30:19,043 I said I love you. 1578 01:30:20,127 --> 01:30:21,545 I know that, sweetheart. 1579 01:30:22,630 --> 01:30:24,214 Get in, let's go home. 1580 01:30:24,256 --> 01:30:25,424 Think I need to walk tonight. 1581 01:30:26,008 --> 01:30:28,052 - It's freezing. - I know. 1582 01:30:28,761 --> 01:30:31,055 - Austin! - I'll be fine, Mom. 1583 01:30:36,268 --> 01:30:37,895 It's your smile, you know. 1584 01:30:39,939 --> 01:30:41,398 You've got your father's smile. 1585 01:30:43,359 --> 01:30:45,402 I have always said that. 1586 01:30:48,781 --> 01:30:49,907 You did a good job, Mom. 1587 01:30:52,284 --> 01:30:54,411 [upbeat rock music] 1588 01:31:36,829 --> 01:31:38,539 [hisses] 1589 01:32:00,019 --> 01:32:03,147 ['Kickflip' by Arlen GunClub playing] 104857