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What is the fu-- What is the fu--
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♪ What is the future... ♪
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♪ What is the fu-- What is the fu-- ♪
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♪ What is the future? ♪
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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪ What is the future... ♪
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News! Bad!
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We're bankrupt.
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Oh, I borrowed money to invest in Bitcoin.
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Then the price crashed,
and I sold at a huge loss.
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We're ruined!
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Oh, sorry. I didn't realize
you were watching TV.
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The tragic impact
destroyed the planet Klarg,
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along with its 50 billion inhabitants.
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In other news, Morbo, guess what's back?
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- The planet Klarg?
- Nope!
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The price of Bitcoin!
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Uh, wha?!
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The virtual "money "
is soaring once again,
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leading to a high-tech gold rush.
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Prospectors are heading west,
where cheap,
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filthy electricity beckons the desperate.
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This gives me a desperate idea!
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Haven't you learned that Bitcoin
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is just a pyramid scheme for rubes?
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Yes, and my plan
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is to exploit those rubes!
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You see, the new mining chips
are made from element 81,
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thallium,
a rare element found out west.
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I plan to actually mine it,
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then sell it to the Bitcoin "miners."
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It's a sure way to repay my loan brokers.
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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Yo. We're also leg brokers.
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Goodbye, Robot Mafia!
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The Bitcoin mines are using
such colossal amounts of power
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that it's ionizing the atmosphere.
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We'll need to land
and drive the rest of the way.
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I'll set her down on the Donner trail.
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♪ Wild West-esque music ♪
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It's a good thing we brought the oxen.
Usually, we don't.
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I've never been out west before,
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but I'm learning a lot from these
Borax Kid action books.
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I'm robbing this vault
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and ain't no ionic compound gonna stop me!
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Freeze, Maxwell's Demon.
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I'd advise you to drop
those gold molecules.
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The Borax Kid!
I'm gonna pump you full of lead.
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You know, 'round these parts,
folks don't think things.
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They reckon them.
And instead of an idiot,
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I'll be known as a galoot!
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- Isn't this scenery spectacular, Dwight?
- Uh-huh.
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Your mother thought you'd enjoy
some fresh air for once.
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- She sure was wrong.
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Well, anyway, I'm really looking forward
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to some quality father-son time.
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With who?
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♪ grandiose music ♪
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Ah, crypto country.
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There's thallium in them thar hills!
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Priceless, toxic thallium.
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Um, is this thallium?
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Oh my, yes! High-grade ore!
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Um, Professor? Toxic.
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Relax. They're my prospecting teeth.
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Oh, quit your chattering.
We're almost there.
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♪ Western-style music ♪
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Welcome to Doge City!
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Looks like you got
seven hornswogglers and a galoot!
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Woo-hoo! We made it!
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It's pretty lawless out here
in crypto country,
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so put on your protective headgear.
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Hiya!
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Kind of old-fashioned for a town
built on high-speed computation.
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Well, every watt of electricity
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goes to the Bitcoin mining computers.
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For everyone else,
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it's practically like living
in the Old West.
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Old West. Got it.
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Until we stake our claim
and strike it rich,
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keep in mind, we're bankrupt.
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So we'll all need to do
Old West stuff to get by.
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Old West. Got it.
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♪ saloon tack piano playing ♪
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Welcome, friends. What'll you have?
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Your freest beverage. We're very poor.
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Gotcha. I'll just mix all the unfinished
drinks together and start a tab.
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- She seems nice.
- At times, yes.
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Though her mood fluctuates
like the price of Bitcoin.
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And don't come back
till you settle your tab!
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Though, I do regret hurting you.
I tell you what.
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Go see the girls in the back room.
It's on me.
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- Girls?
- Yep.
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Delilah runs a house
of ill repute in back.
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"Ill"? You mean a hospital?
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I mean a cathouse.
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A pet store?
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A brothel.
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A soup kitchen?!
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Yeah. A soup kitchen.
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♪ intimidating Western music ♪
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Whoa! Who's that?
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A psychotic killer, that's who!
Get down!
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Hey, Roberto! What's with the piece?
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I thought you were more of a knife guy.
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Out here in the West,
I need something shootier.
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Like this gun-knife I invented-stole!
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Where's that beer I ordered-didn't order?!
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You didn't order a--
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Say, you're new in town and low on cash.
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You interested in a job as a barmaid
and/or a prostitute?
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Um, I'm not sure Leela
has the skills to be a barmaid.
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Gimme the tray!
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Alright, up next, our final item.
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This burro is in near-mint condition.
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Perfect for hauling Bitcoin,
light housework, or just abusing.
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Bidders? Bidders? Do I have any bidders?
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Twelve-millionths of a Bitcoin!
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Twelve micro-Bitcoin.
Do I hear 13? Thirteen, 13?
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Not from me, you don't!
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Fifteen!
I always wanted to own a racehorse.
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That's a donkey, Bender.
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Donkeys are just ugly horses, Amy.
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- Sold to the zoologist over there!
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Oh! I'm gonna call him Rusty.
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Good 'cause that's his name!
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Ah! This looks like
a good place to make camp.
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Doesn't it look like
a good place to make camp?
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It looks stupid.
This whole trip is stupid.
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You're stupid, Pops!
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I appreciate
your constructive criticism, son.
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I wish Roberto were my dad.
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He's cooler than a green snake
smoking a sugar cane vape.
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No self-respecting green snake
would do that!
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♪ triumphant Western music ♪
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- Kind sir, could you assay this nugget?
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By my tooth test,
I estimate it's 0.3% thallium.
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Tooth test?
Balderweeds.
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Let's see what
my metallurgical analyzer says.
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0.3% thallium.
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Hoo-hoo, boy!
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I'll give you 100 micro-Bitcoin for it.
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But weed a million times that amount
or we're gonna get clamped!
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Robot Mafia, huh? Eh.
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Well, maybe there's some thallium
in that there chassis of yours.
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Assay my shiny metal ass!
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0.0000...
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Tain't even worth melting down.
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Well then,
perhaps my ass might be of value to you
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in some other way?
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Eh, it might make a good frying pan,
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but fried food makes me cackle.
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We'll just sell you the nugget.
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May I ask who turns
the thallium into microchips?
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I'm an all-in-one operation.
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My motto is,
"He who smelts it, dealts it!"
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Pop one of those in a high-end server,
and blam!
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You're mining crypto.
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Ooh, lookie there! Found another Bitcoin!
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Aw, dog dumplings.
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It's just a danged Ethereum.
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Hello, I'm Zoidberg.
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Like you, I'm a doctor.
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So, uh, what's your survival rate?
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Pretty high. I'm a psychiatrist.
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Got a patient coming 'round
for anger management about now.
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Hiya, Doc.
Boy, it's been a stressful week.
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What's with the jumbo prawn?
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A colleague. Mind if he sits in?
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Yes, I do mind!
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I value doctor-patient confidentiality!
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Patang!
Ah!
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♪ saloon tack piano playing ♪
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So, how's business?
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Disappointing.
I only got 30 cents in tips
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and one request to visit the back room.
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I mean, I wouldn't go,
but it's nice to be asked.
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Can you think of anything
I can do to look sluttier?
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Nope.
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Look! The Borax Kid!
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And his sidekick Mumbles!
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You know he's not actually a hero
like in his books, right?
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He's a poker cheat
and a low-down base mineral.
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Wow. The Borax Kid.
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Excuse me, Mr. Kid.
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My name is Fry, and I'm a big fan
of your young adult adventures.
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Oh, really? Uh, do you play poker?
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Yeah, but I was warned
not to play poker with you.
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Well, then how about a hand
of Colorado Chump?
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As long as it's not poker.
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So what are you doing here?
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Fighting evil or just helping townspeople?
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Not much money in helping folks.
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Double chump. You lose.
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I heard the Borax Kid's in town.
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Come on out here, Kid!
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Mumbles, go see
what all that fuss is about.
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And wear my signature hat.
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Pa-pow-pow!
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Mumbles is dead!
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Don't argue with me, Mumbles.
I'm the town doctor.
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Well, shucks. My sidekicks
seem to be dying right regular.
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And in gruesome fashion.
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Care to be my new sidekick?
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Really?
Do I get to die in your next book?
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Page three.
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Then you got yourself a galoot.
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Nice camp. Is this my tent?
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No. You only come in to tidy up.
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There's just enough room for me
and my private library there.
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Can I sleep in the library?
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I'd like to say yes,
but then it wouldn't be private.
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This place has too much outdoors!
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It's all bugs and no Wi-Fi.
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Don't get your dreads in a knot, son.
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Any more than they're supposed to be.
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How about a father-son limbo break?
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I hate limbo, Dad! Limbo is stupid.
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Limbo stupid? Where did I go wrong?
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Probably when you took up limbo.
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From what I'm hearing, it's stupid.
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Bender! Where are the shovels
I asked you to pack?
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Oh, you said shovels?
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I thought you said
take a break and do nothing.
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Hm.
Then we'll just have to find thallium
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the old-fashioned way. By panning.
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Panning? With what?
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Sometimes,
I think a detachable ass
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is more a curse than a blessing.
Come on, Rusty.
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♪ We're just a guy with no ass ♪
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♪ And his ass ♪
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♪ Assin' it up under an asinine sky ♪
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♪ Assin' to the tumbleweeds
as we ass by ♪
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♪ Yodeling a cowboy tune ♪
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♪ But, not yet! ♪
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♪ People sass me
on my ass as we pass ♪
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♪ They say, wouldn't it be better
if my ass rode me? ♪
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♪ They tell me I outweigh my ass ♪
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♪ By a factor of three ♪
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♪ So, I punch 'em and I kick their ♪
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♪ Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo ♪
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♪ harmonizing braying ♪
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♪ Ass, butt, rear-end, ass ♪
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♪ Yodel-ay hee hoo-- ♪
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What the? Rusty! No!
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Oh, why didn't I listen to my own song?!
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Get yourself tuned or get outta town,
you overgrowed teletype machine.
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Eh, shut your cackling trap!
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Cram that racket!
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This is a nice, quiet saloon
with attached bordello.
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00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,960
You handle the menfolk pretty well.
252
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,670
But mess with my customers again,
253
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:16,672
and I'll kill you in your sleep!
254
00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:18,131
Lovin' the boots.
255
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,634
Um, have you considered seeing someone
256
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:23,011
about your mood swings?
- No!
257
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,555
But it is a good idea.
258
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,018
Mr. Roberto?
259
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,396
Folks call me Amarillo Dwight.
260
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:35,399
On account of I wrote
a geography report on it.
261
00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:37,025
Done got me a "A."
262
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:40,279
How's about you and me
team up and rob stuff?
263
00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:42,614
- What are you, like, 11?
- Twelve.
264
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:45,617
Close enough.
I need a kid for a job I'm planning.
265
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,119
See that stagecoach?
266
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,663
It's taking a USB stick
267
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:52,291
with a company's weekly haul
of Bitcoin credentials
268
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,459
to a bank in San Francisc-y.
269
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,796
Only, they ain't never gonna
reach San Francisc-y.
270
00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,716
Why not? They using Apple Maps?
271
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,347
Not one patient.
272
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,767
Not even a case of splinters
to treat with my bone saw.
273
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:16,273
Thanks, robot, but I couldn't
eat a thing right now.
274
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,944
Can you save him, Doc?
275
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:24,072
If it's something that
can be cured by a bone saw!
276
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,743
I'll need anesthetic!
277
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,995
Get me a bottle of animal whiskey!
278
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:30,996
Ha-ha!
279
00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,665
They see a cute kid lying in the road,
280
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,501
stagecoach gotta stop.
281
00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:37,586
Then I jump out and stab 'em!
282
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:38,504
Bang!
283
00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:41,215
But, won't that be, like, murder?
284
00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:43,383
'Cause colleges look at stuff like that.
285
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,385
Here they come!
Shut up and look cute.
286
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:56,480
Guess you ain't as cute as I thought.
287
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,241
The West can be dangerous
at night, Leela,
288
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:09,159
so thanks for walking me home.
289
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,748
Don't worry. The Kid will save us, right?
Right.
290
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,544
Better back off, puma.
291
00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:20,462
I think it's actually a cougar.
292
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:23,340
Puma, cougar, whatever! Get him, Kid!
293
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,551
Or a mountain lion. You know,
they're really all the same animal.
294
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:35,018
It seems I bravely shot that catamount
295
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,145
just in time after Fry missed.
296
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,898
Thanks, Kid.
Maybe I was wrong about you.
297
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:43,026
Beautiful ladies are wrong
about lots of things.
298
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:48,073
Ah, it's nice to see you two
getting along so intimately.
299
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:51,535
It's hopeless!
300
00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:53,370
There's barely any thallium!
301
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,747
Just worthless gold.
302
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:58,000
Well, Rusty's good as new!
303
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,711
I performed surgery on Bender's ass!
304
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:02,629
Zoidberg is the hero!
305
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:06,008
No! Bender's ass is!
306
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,094
I mean his butt ass.
307
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,141
It's so beautiful.
308
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,934
Hey, what's that big rock on it?
309
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:19,229
It's enough thallium
to pay off all our debts!
310
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,398
Eh, well, mine, anyway.
311
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:24,109
Only the assay shop's
closed for the night,
312
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,777
and it's getting dark.
313
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,988
We'll have to take turns
guarding the nugget
314
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,907
with our lives until morning.
315
00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:31,533
I'd take a shift myself,
316
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,702
but I am already in my pajamas.
317
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:43,045
I steal it. I steal it not.
I steal it...
318
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,422
Gimme the nugget!
319
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:48,300
And the daisy, too.
I gotta know how it comes out!
320
00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:56,141
Ah, nature.
321
00:16:56,141 --> 00:17:00,062
I hate it. Let's sell that thallium nugget
and hit the trail.
322
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,105
Oh, no. The nugget is gone!
323
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,982
And so is Bender.
324
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:06,068
- Eh, wha?
325
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,445
Oh, my gosh! Rusty!
326
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,697
Bray us what happened!
327
00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:16,620
Come on! He's picked up Bender's scent!
328
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:17,913
His what now?
329
00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:20,832
♪ saloon tack piano playing ♪
330
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:22,668
♪ music stops ♪
331
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:27,756
♪ tense music ♪
332
00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:32,344
Back room don't open
till church lets out.
333
00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:35,430
It's empty!
334
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,684
This is the worst brothel
I've ever seen.
335
00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:41,103
♪ music builds ♪
336
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:46,942
It's an immense Bitcoin mine!
337
00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:48,902
Or an even worse brothel.
338
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,905
These aren't servers.
They're robot heads!
339
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,491
Someone's using them to mine Bitcoin!
340
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:57,703
That's actually a pretty reasonable
use case for robot heads. But--
341
00:17:57,703 --> 00:17:59,580
Hey! It's a guy I know.
342
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:02,165
Are you okay, Bender?
343
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:05,169
No, I'm not okay!
That's a stupid question!
344
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:07,671
I was peacefully stealing your thallium,
345
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:09,381
when, suddenly-- Ha-ha!
346
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,092
I was kidnapped
by our friend from the saloon.
347
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:15,012
- I'm not your friend.
348
00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:17,181
♪ dramatic sting ♪
349
00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:19,349
Though, I do like you a lot.
350
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:23,604
♪ dramatic music ♪
351
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:26,023
Didn't you ever wonder
who was gettin' rich
352
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:28,275
off all this Bitcoin nonsense?
353
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:30,986
- Never!
- Computer servers are expensive,
354
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:33,780
but robot heads are cheap. Heck, free.
355
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,992
Mining Bitcoin
with kidnapped robot heads?
356
00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:39,036
It's pure evil!
357
00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:43,081
Hardly. I donate all the proceeds
to a local orphanage.
358
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,666
Aw...
359
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:48,295
But I can't let you tell anyone
about my generous scheme,
360
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,796
so I'll have to seal you
361
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,341
in this comfortably
air-conditioned warehouse.
362
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:54,301
Forever!
363
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,053
But I'll drop by every day with snacks.
364
00:18:56,053 --> 00:18:58,222
Aw...
Snacks are good.
365
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,816
♪ dramatic sting ♪
366
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:10,817
Huh.
367
00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:14,571
Crypto mining was total hell.
368
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,156
Any number you can think of,
369
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,700
there's a number bigger than that!
370
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,702
So how do we get out of here?
371
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:22,621
Easy. We'll burrow out!
372
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,458
Burrow! Burrow!
373
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,087
I deserved that.
374
00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:34,925
This tie pin? Why, it was a gift
375
00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:37,469
from my good friend Diamond Jim Diamond.
376
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:40,514
That guy who's just a big diamond?
You know him?
377
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,683
Step away from Leela, Kid.
378
00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:46,520
The jig is up! I found your collection
379
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,855
of Buffalo Bill Cobalt novels.
380
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:50,774
You just copied those
and replaced his name with yours!
381
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,192
- What?!
- Well, now,
382
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,777
there's nothing illegal about that.
383
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:56,196
Those old stories are public domain.
384
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:59,366
I change up a few words
and claim the copyright for myself.
385
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,494
Ya ever heard of Cinderella?
- That is so evil!
386
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:04,705
I'm calling you out, Kid.
387
00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:08,292
♪ dramatic music ♪
388
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,628
♪ dramatic tack piano ♪
389
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:15,132
I told you, stop that racket!
390
00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:17,801
Not till you stop that damn cackling!
391
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,720
Then I'm callin' you out.
392
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,776
Delilah, you head-napper!
393
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,528
I'm calling you out!
394
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:38,697
You're on.
395
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,247
Look out, Fry!
He's got the ace of spades!
396
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:52,085
That, sir, was my cheatin' hand.
397
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:05,390
♪ faster tack piano ♪
398
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,188
Pops! Get outta there!
399
00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:14,691
I'm too scared!
There's bullets in every dimension!
400
00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:17,736
Hang on! I'm limboing in!
401
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,780
You. Play something Jamaican.
402
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,784
♪ Jamaican music ♪
403
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,178
Your spine!
404
00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:44,930
It's magnificent!
405
00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:46,807
I take after my dad.
406
00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:48,892
Also, I got run over. Now, follow me!
407
00:22:00,529 --> 00:22:03,240
This gun violence has to end!
408
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,784
Can't we all just agree to use knives?
409
00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:07,035
Ha-ha!
410
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:09,037
Well, shucks.
411
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,209
Ow!
412
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,919
Oops. Sorry, Leela.
413
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:19,298
Ma'am, I'd be right honored
to disinfect your wound
414
00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:21,717
with the kiss of borax.
415
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:25,554
May I escort you to the brothel,
so as you can lie down?
416
00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:28,765
I've never been so offended
yet slightly flattered!
417
00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:30,601
Then, I reckon I'll be moseying off
418
00:22:30,601 --> 00:22:33,103
to plagiarize another adventure. Ma'am.
419
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,610
Perhaps I could disinfect your wound.
420
00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:42,696
I'd like that.
Care to escort me to the brothel?
421
00:22:44,865 --> 00:22:49,411
It seems, Miss Delilah,
you've taken a shot to the bustle.
422
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:53,040
Fortunately, it bounced off
your damned thallium nugget.
423
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,042
Here. It's rightfully yours.
424
00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:56,460
Oh!
425
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,046
Well, I'd better go exchange this
426
00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:00,672
for Bitcoin, so I can--
427
00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:02,591
Pay back the Robot Mafia?!
428
00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:05,594
Exactly. I'll be back in a moment.
429
00:23:08,889 --> 00:23:10,182
And in the meantime,
430
00:23:10,182 --> 00:23:13,185
how would you gents fancy
a visit to the back room?
431
00:23:13,185 --> 00:23:15,812
That sounds like something
we would enjoy.
432
00:23:17,898 --> 00:23:19,525
I love you, Pops.
433
00:23:19,525 --> 00:23:21,735
And limbo is not entirely stupid.
434
00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:24,446
Oh, son. Neither are you.
435
00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:26,448
♪ heartwarming music ♪
436
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:28,659
♪ dramatic crescendo ♪
437
00:23:28,659 --> 00:23:30,452
If we ever get outta here,
438
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:33,997
I'm gonna give this brothel
a really bad Yelp review.
439
00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:35,499
♪ dramatic sting ♪
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