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(Lisping) You reckon
they got in through the back?
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Yeah. We reckon it was drug addicts.
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They took all the drugs. We had
Beechams, Night Nurse, all gone.
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Not surprising.
From where I'm standing,
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there are 145 points of entry
into this shop.
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� Are there?
� Try and keep me out.
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All right.
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You see? That's why you need this.
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Normally this is installed in zoos.
The glass is soundproof.
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Why do you need that in zoos?
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Otherwise the kids
start calling the lions pricks.
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Oh, right.
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It's a good system. You know the CIA?
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� Yeah.
� They don't use this system.
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� They use something better.
� Oh, right. Wow(!)
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I read something about the CIA.
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Apparently,
they've got this stationery.
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Looks normal, but when you
write on it, it dissolves.
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No, it's bollocks.
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OK, it's very simple. When you
go out, just press 05 to arm.
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And to disarm, just press
3369885421... (Fades)
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(Silent)
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..399. Are you listening
to me or what?
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What? Er, yeah.
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� Do you want me to do it again?
� No, it's fine.
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Hi, Bernard.
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The alarm system's on.
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It prevents the door
from being opened
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unless you put in the code.
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It makes it more secure.
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Er, the glass is soundproofed.
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The glass is soundproofed.
The thicker glass...
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You know what you are?
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A beard with an idiot hanging off it.
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(Klaxon)
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Well, here I am.
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Your friend's got all
the details, so I'll be off.
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But certainly remember the three S's.
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The three etheth?
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Yeah. Security, security, security.
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Oh! I didn't get what you were
saying because of your lisp.
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What did you tell them?
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� They got in through the back?
� Yes.
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Wouldn't do to let them know you
left the door open, would it?
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What sort of world is it where
you can't leave your door open?
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This sort of world, Gandalf!
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This is the main lock.
You arm it by pressing 05.
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� (Phone)
� Hang on.
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Hello? Yes. No, I am going
to pay that bill.
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I am.
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Yes, I know... Yes...
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No, I...
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Ye.. Excuse me, could you...
Hang on, sorry... Yes.
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You agree with everything
I'm saying? Terrific. Bye.
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How much for these?
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� �40.
� They're worth more than that.
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These are good hardbacks.
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� Tolstoy, Turgenev...
� I know, I know, I know.
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But I don't want them.
I'll have to price them
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and put them on the shelves
and people will ask about them
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and buy them and read them
and come back and sell them.
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The whole hideous cycle
will go on and on and on and on!
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Please, take them away.
It won't work.
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Here, look. Here, here...
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There's 40 quid,
just take them away. Please.
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� 1 got it!
� Aha.
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� Give. Give. Give it.
� Oh, my God!
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� What?
� It's Howell.
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Howell Granger.
I was at college with him.
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� Go and say hello.
� No! Don't! He...confuses me.
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What?
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He confuses me. He...
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He's a total arsehole.
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But he's got this voice
and it just does things to me.
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(Deep, husky voice) Fran?
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My God! What are you doing here?
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Howell! Hello.
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I...have a shop...
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Erm, I mean, I work next door.
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� Ah.
� Er, how are you?
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Oh, I'm great, you know.
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Still beavering away in Radio 4.
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Hey, you look Fran�tastic.
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- You sound well.
� Thank you.
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I hope so. I'm doing
the shipping forecast tonight.
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That's...good.
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Well, I'd better shuffle off
before I buy something.
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I'm voracious at the moment.
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I seem to be swallowing books whole,
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absolutely devouring them.
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I'm ravenous.
Anyway, here's my number
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should you wish to give me a tinkle.
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(Stuttering)
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Goodbye.
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Arrived�rci, Francesca.
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Hey, Genghis.
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Isn't it your cinema night tonight?
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Yeah. I'm gonna see Armapocalypse.
You wanna come?
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I don't think I will.
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Fran and I are meeting
for drinks, aren't we?
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Shipping.
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We're trying something new.
Absinthe, do you know it?
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"The drink that makes you want
to kill yourself instantly.�
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� I'm looking forward to that.
� Forecast.
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That's right.
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Do you think I should wash my beard?
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I think you should wash it, yeah.
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Then shave it off...
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nail it to a Frisbee...
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and fling it over a rainbow.
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OK, what was the last film
you went to see?
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Er, oh, that one!
You know, the astronauts.
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� What, Armageddon?
� No, before that.
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At the end he goes,
"You did it! You finally did it!"
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Then you see
the Statue of Liberty on the beach.
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That was it? Planet of the Apes?
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Yeah. Amazing effects.
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You really believed
monkeys could have meetings.
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And you've not been since then?
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No. It's all tossycock.
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It's better than
getting mashed every night
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with no company except the dead bees.
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I like the bees. They don't leave
the door open and get us robbed.
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Don't get judgey with me,
Ming the Merciless.
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Listen, show me, what's the
story with this alarm thing?
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How's it work? What do you do?
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� Right. Now...
� You press, what, 05 to arm it?
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Yes. You press 05...
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then you go out
and it'll lock automatically.
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� All right.
� When you come back in,
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you punch in the code
and the lock opens.
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� Sorry, when I come in?
� Yes.
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� After I come in?
� Yes.
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But how do I get in
through the locked door?
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� That's the clever thing.
� Right.
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� Could you repeat the question?
� I'm outside,
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the door is locked,
the key pad is inside.
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� How can I get in?
� Yeah, sorry, I see.
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I see. The thing... Er, the..
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� Er...
� Yeah?
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� The code!
� Thank you for that.
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Sorry to ask again, how do I get in?
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� The code opens the door.
� I know it does!
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But how do I get in to punch in
the code to open the door?
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OK, just tell me the code.
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There was a little man.
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That's the code?
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No, I didn't hear the code cos
he had a little man in his hair.
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Well, the little man in my hair
is getting very angry.
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What are you talking about?
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He had a Subbuteo player in his hair.
I got distracted.
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So we have a security system
that doesn't let anybody in or out?
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� Including us?
� Yes! We'll get used to it.
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� HOW?!
� What's the problem?
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Look! It's very simple.
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� Right.
- I'm outside.
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� Right.
� The door is locked.
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Now, what happens now is that you...
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Wait a minute! I see the problem!
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You have to get in
to punch in the code.
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Right!
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Is this locked now?
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I can't hear you.
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I'll punch in the code
and let you in.
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Have you locked me out?
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Just one sec.
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Yes! Yes!
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You have!
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Write something useful,
you stupid fu...
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I know, it's annoying.
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Fran!
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(Humming happily)
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'..on Radio 4 at 2:30.
And now, our weekly visit..."
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(Engaged tone)
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(Screams)
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Right, er, OK, just relax. Relax.
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I'm starving. Where...
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Ah! Ha�ha!
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No, no, no!
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Er... Ah!
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Ah!
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Right. "When you find yourself
in a desperate situation,
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"you can find edible grubs or roots.
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"Even insects can
provide ample nutrition.
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"It's vital to stay warm
and have adequate liquid.�
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Right, er...
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"Morale is just as important.
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"You may find it absurd,
but a sing�song
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"has seen many a lonely soldier
through a long night.�
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1'm in the mood for dancing
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Romancing
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I'm head over...
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Hmm, crunchy.
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Excuse me, there seems
to be some mistake.
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I bought a drink and some
popcorn and now I have no money.
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That's how much it costs.
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Why? Is it special popcorn?
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Does it produce some kind of
dizzying high or...?
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Cola, please.
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(Slurring)
Right, that's the traps set up.
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Now. "Wait for rabbit to approach.�
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Huh?! Rabbit?
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Where am I gonna get a rabbit?
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00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:10,794
"It is vital
to maintain radio contact.�
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Sorry, this might sound funny,
but could I have 10p?
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� Joking, aren't you?
� No, please. Please.
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Please don't be engaged, Fran.
Don't be engaged.
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Don't be engaged.
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� (Engaged tone)
� Who are you talking to?!
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*..after the news,
the shipping forecast,
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�read by Howell Granger."
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Yeep!
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� Nasty night.
� Yeah. Yeah. Freezing.
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Yeah. Wouldn't want
to be stuck out there.
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A lot of low air pressure
from Abernethy or somewhere and...
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Is that right?
What can I interest you in?
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Oh, yeah. Right...
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OK, I'd like some
hardcore pornography, please.
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Right.
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Here you are.
Set in a woman's prison. �25.
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Do you have one in a town hall?
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Women guess the weight
of the cake...
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No. Got one with nurses.
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What kind of nurses, though?
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The kind with big tits.
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What do they do?
Are they in administration?
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That's what I want.
Hospital paperwork...
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� That's very specific.
� Well, just keep looking.
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Can you turn the radiator up?
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Administrative Nurses. �40.
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Sorry, I meant to say
senior administrative.
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That's the only thing
I'm interested in.
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Can we watch it together?
Get a bottle of wine and...
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Out.
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(Engaged tone)
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What are you doing?!
What takes this long?!
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*..northwest Finisterre..."
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Oh! Oh! Ah!
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Oh! Oh! Ah!
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'..squally showers,
moderate, becoming good...
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Good!
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(Slurring) Very lonely,
I'm a lonely soldier.
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Come in. Come in!
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This is Lonely Soldier.
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My coordinates are...
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bookshop.
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"..Lundy, Fastnet, Irish Sea..."
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00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:14,830
Hello?
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Oh! Yes! Oh!
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"..southwest, veering west,
five to seven. Good."
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Good, good. Good!
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�That is the end
of the shipping forecast."
253
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,911
No! Wait! Please! No!
Howell, please come back.
254
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,956
Howell!
255
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,951
�And now, A Book At Bedtime.
256
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:36,920
�Joe Pasquale reads Heidi
by Johanna Spyri.
257
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,435
(High voice)
�The little town of Mayenfeld
258
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:42,114
�lies at the foot
of a mountain range...
259
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,640
� "..whose grim, ragged..."
� Ah!
260
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:50,554
�Behind the town, a footpath
winds up to the heights.�
261
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,835
Ah!
262
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,359
Er... Could...
263
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:14,435
Does the...Mamba Burger
come with tasty cheese?
264
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,113
No.
265
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:20,717
OK. Then, could I have some...
266
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,236
Hunky Dunkers with
barbecue Hunky Dunky dip?
267
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,915
Er, and a Mucky
chocolate milkshake.
268
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,674
What size?
Small, medium, goliath or God?
269
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:37,032
One Hunky Dunkers,
barbecue Hunky Dunky dip
270
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:39,191
and a medium Mucky.
271
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,429
�4.99.
272
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,319
Er, I'm a little light
at the moment.
273
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:48,156
Er, actually, er, this belt...
274
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,197
is made from real leather.
275
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,396
Feel it, go on.
276
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,198
Have a feel.
277
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:58,239
If you're not eating anything,
you have to leave the premises.
278
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,509
"I will do so immediately, sir.
279
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,477
"I will do so immediately.
280
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:36,994
"Sir.
281
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,037
"I will do so immediately, sir.�
282
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,440
(Phone)
283
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,234
Hello?
284
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,717
� (Heavy breathing)
� Hello?
285
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,393
Who is this?
286
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,835
� (Breathing continues)
� Hello?
287
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:55,070
Is this you, Mummy?
288
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:59,714
I can hear you breathing,
whoever you are.
289
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,110
You're beginning
to test my patience.
290
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,919
I know someone's there.
I'm hanging up.
291
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,719
(Fran) �Don't hang up, Howell!"
292
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:11,919
Fran? Is this you, Fran?
293
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,834
� (Fran panting)
� Are you OK? Are you in pain?
294
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,877
Do you want me to come over?
295
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,031
� I'L come over, Fran.
� (Fran gasping)
296
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:22,634
Do you want me to come?
I'L come, Fran.
297
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,234
� (Fran screaming)
- I'll come.
298
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,833
(Piercing scream)
299
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,317
Fran!
300
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,869
Fran, my God, what's happened?
301
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:34,916
Fran!
302
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,674
"Hello, Howell. Sorry about that.'
303
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,830
Fran, are you all right?
304
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,309
Yes, I'm...I'm fine, thank you.
305
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:50,156
I just...just caught my...
foot in the fridge.
306
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,992
Oh, erm...
307
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,957
Thanks, goodbye.
308
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,354
� Er...Erm...
� Is it still raining?
309
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,669
Er, yeah.
310
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:09,151
Welcome to the thing,
whatever this place is.
311
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:14,433
OK. Can I have...
312
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,909
Er...
313
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,877
What do you want?!
314
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,678
A Mamba Burger, please.
315
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:24,276
� What do they look like?
� Sort of two layers.
316
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,237
What does the wrapper look like?
317
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,995
Oh, it's the red...
Red and white, I think.
318
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,991
� There you go.
� No, no, no.
319
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,230
Just... Just, er...
320
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,197
� This...this one.
� Here.
321
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,873
No, no.
322
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,718
I think that's it.
323
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,155
With bacon or something
on the top?
324
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:46,153
� No, that's not it.
� That one is very nice.
325
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,516
� That's not it.
� Try it! Give it a shot.
326
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,193
� That's not it.
� Have it!
327
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,796
� Give me a quid.
� Can I get some chips as well?
328
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,191
� How many?
� What?
329
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,714
How many? Come on!
330
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,109
40?
331
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,912
Three, four...
332
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,189
Right, two quid.
333
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,793
And a Diet Coke.
334
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,431
� (Beeping)
� No, no, no!
335
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,159
Coke's off. Coke's off.
Have some extra chips.
336
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,629
� Mamba Chilli Dog...
� Is it still raining?
337
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:40,676
No.
338
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,352
What happened?
339
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,192
You were burgled again.
340
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,830
Huh?! There's nothing left
to take. What did they get?
341
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:10,436
As far as I can make out,
they took the security system.
342
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,718
Thank Christ for that.
343
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:19,235
� What's up with him?
� He drank all our absinthe.
344
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,470
I'm a lonely soldier.
345
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:22,834
What are you doing?
346
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,594
Putting a cold flannel on his head.
347
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,069
� Why?
� They do that in the films.
348
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,477
Where were you
when I needed you?
349
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:35,076
Oh, yeah, Bernard.
Something came...up.
350
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,998
I'm so, so sorry.
351
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,117
Erm, what did you do?
352
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,998
Oh, just my usual night out.
353
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,755
Went to see an experimental film
where nothing happened.
354
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:50,038
Met a pornographer, got a job
in a burger bar, the usual.
355
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,910
� Bernard.
� What?
356
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,957
� I'm sorry.
� Forget it.
357
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,509
� No, there's another thing.
� What?
358
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,514
(Mumbling)
359
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,954
What did you do?
360
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,792
� (Mumbling)
� What did you do?!
361
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,837
I ate all your bees!
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