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and may contain
mat(fighting grunts)r.
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(groans)
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(grunts)
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- You look better cooked, Elsa.
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My compliments to the chef.
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Oh, wait. That was me.
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(groans)
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- You know, we could sneak
into a crypt
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and fool around if you're
in the mood.
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- Only you could think about sex
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while being surrounded
by dead people.
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(chuckles)
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Oh, well, plow me
to Poughkeepsie.
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It's Ply-me. Plow me.
Wood. It's Plywood!
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Shut up, Bill.
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- Haven't said a word.
(groans)
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(groans)
- Huh?
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(fighting grunts)
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(gasps)
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Red! Maybe don't fight at
a funeral?
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It's disrespectful.
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(grunts)
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Uh-oh.
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(groans)
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(pained grunt)
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(Red screams)
(Plywood yelps)
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(groans)
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- Headstone to the head,
compliments of Red.
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(squeaking)
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(sighs)
- Remind me not to ask you
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to speak at
my celebration of life.
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- Notice anything
about his jacket?
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- Hmm... It's a knockoff.
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Polyacrylic blend.
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(groans)
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(gulps)
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Which usually gives me hives,
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but this is high quality.
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If I were to guess,
I'd say it's a genuine,
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"Becky Nguyen: Tailor
to the Stars' Fans" knockoff.
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She operates out of
Ho Chi Minh City.
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- Becky Nguyen's
working for Dr. K?
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Then, I guess we're going back
to Vietnam.
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- Back?
I've never actually been.
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(theme song)
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Um, question.
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Did you not fight a war
in this country
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just a few years ago
that partly led
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to your transformation into...
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"a psychotic, practically
indestructible human-ish
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killing machine
with a pill problem
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thanks to your nemesis, Dr. K"?
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(groans)
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(tense music)
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(muffled evil laughter)
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(groans)
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(grunts)
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(gulps)
(sniffling)
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You okay?
- I'm fine.
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Only thing I couldn't handle
in that war
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was all the hippy-dippy drugs
going around.
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- Better living through
pharmaceuticals,
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but not psychedelics. Got it.
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(gasps)
(dramatic music)
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There's a sweatshop store
for factory priced deals!
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(giggles)
- Hmm?
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What are you talking about?
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- Oh! How much dong
are you carrying?
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- A lot.
My chiropractor's worried.
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- Huh. Ugh, guh...
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Okay, wow. But I meant
Vietnamese currency.
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I could score
a lot of club wear here.
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- In that case, I have no dong!
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- That's not what
your chiropractor said.
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Huh?
- Mmm?
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(revealing music)
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Becky Nguyen?
- Like, um...
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who else would I be? Never mind!
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You're like totally late.
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Dr. K said you'd be here
like yesterday.
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Whatever.
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- Did she have a stroke
or something?
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- She's like, a valley girl.
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That's how they talk.
And bonus,
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she thinks you're a clone.
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Ugh, her look is so 1983.
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All right, let's get to work.
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- Please, everyone.
Let's give them a hand.
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(Sally): Oh, yippy-do-da-day.
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(clapping sarcastically)
You did your job, Captain!
Way to do your job!
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God, I can't believe we missed
a direct flight to Vietnam
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because you don't have
a clue how to hail a cab!
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- So? The horse-and-buggy ride
to the airport was romantic.
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If a little stinky.
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(scoffs)
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- Did you see
those RCMP guys get on?
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Their big dumb hats
better not obstruct my view of
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Porky's Revenge when
the in-flight movie starts,
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I'll tell you that.
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- Why's the RCMP
on this flight anyway?
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- Because my Dad, Prime Minister
Phillipe Duface is
on this flight.
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(patriotic music)
- Wow. He's magnificent.
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If we could only see his face.
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(record scratch)
- Hah! "Duface."
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Sounds like "Doofus."
(mocking laugh)
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Then again, he is
a Canuck politician.
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Hang on, hang on,
they make you fly economy?
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What, they make you guys take
the bus to the airport, too?
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- Yeah, the taxpayers won't
spring for first class.
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(scoffs)
- Holy shit!
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It's Red! And he's super close
to Canada Man.
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- I was about to have, like,
a hairy canary
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thinking Dr. K was gonna
rip me off
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after I made and shipped
all these rad rags.
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I call it the "Rad Karchup"
collection.
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- How many did you ship?
And where?
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- Okay, like, where'd I ship
the suits
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for Dr. K's gnarly kaboom plot
he's gonna teach the world,
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like, a total lesson with?
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Well, Paris for one...
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So, Dr. K's clones are
committing acts of terrorism.
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Figures.
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- Hey! Let me hang up
your blazer,
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or should I say, my blazer?
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After all, I'm Becky Nguyen,
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tailor to the stars' fans.
I like made it!
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(laughs)
Like... like...
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(laughs)
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- Mm-mm.
- Ooh!
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My feet stay on the floor
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and my blazer stays on my back.
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- "FBI standard issue."
I knew it!
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(Plywood groans)
Suit yourself and excuse
the pun, FBI man.
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(gasps)
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Huh?!
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(disorienting music)
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Ugh!
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(panting)
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(splashing)
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- Oh, and a word of,
like, advice?
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Never wear a good suit
to a knock off shop...
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(echoing): Red. Ketchup.
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(plane whooshing)
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- Look, we don't know whether
that's a clone
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or if the Red on
the other flight was a clone.
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Or maybe he was a clone
the whole time!
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- Only one way to find out.
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Hey, fancy seeing you here,
little bro.
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(groans)
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- Actually, I'd fancy
seeing you right here.
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(groans)
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(gags)
- Oh...
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Oh, my God. Did you see that?
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Oh, I can taste the bile.
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Ugh!
- I got it all on camera, too.
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- That's one of Dr. K's clones!
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I bet he's gonna try
to assassinate the Optimus
Prime Minister!
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- Hmm!
- Ah, damn it, we're missing
Porky's Revenge!
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(laughing on airplane TV screen)
It's the shower scene.
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- This is how we, like, make
polyester and rubber and junk.
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(groaning)
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- You slipped me LSD.
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- I, like, totally did!
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And as soon as that hits
260 degrees,
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I'm going to add some Ketchup.
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(powering up)
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(Red grunting angrily)
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(metal music playing)
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Oh, sad. You're talking,
like, really weird.
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Did you have
like a stroke or something?
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Total callback, dickwad.
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(boiling)
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I'm boiling you
into a pair of jelly bean shoes
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that I'm so gonna give
to Dr. K
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as like the best Christmas
present ever!
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So, suck it, Pandora.
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(buzzes)
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(groans)
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He's gonna wear you on his feet.
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(Plywood): Red!
(Becky squeals)
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- Gag me with a spoon, who is
this guy? Nice tie by the way.
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- Thanks! Agh!
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(screams)
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(buzzes)
Oh! Oh!
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- Like, oh, my God!
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(shrieks in pain)
- No, no, no!
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(screams)
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(groans)
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Gosh darn it, I did not mean
to do that.
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Ah. Is she gonna shoot up,
reaching for me,
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all gross and melty?
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(groans)
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Ah! What have I done?!
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(sobbing)
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(sighs)
Just try to accept this is
part of the job, Plywood.
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She was bad.
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(buzzes)
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(whirring)
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(groans)
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Red, I found a list of shipping
locations in Becky's office.
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Now, we know where
the suits went.
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(groans)
- Hey, a rainbow!
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- Huh?
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Where?
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Listen! I also found a fax
from Dr. K.
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One of the clones is on
a flight to Vietnam
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with the Canadian
Prime Minister!
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Dr. K sent the manifest
and your sister's on that plane!
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(groans indistinctly)
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You're speechless.
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I've never seen you
this emotional.
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We will save her, Red.
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(groans)
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Are you... are you hugging me?
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Oh, cacadoodle, Becky slipped
you drugs, didn't she?!
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Hippy drugs?
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Okay, think. You're incoherent,
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I need you coherent.
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(as Red): Give the turd
a polish,
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he's got it right so far.
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(as himself): Ah, thanks, Red.
(Red groaning)
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Role-play always
helps me, right?
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I have to procure you
hardcore street drugs
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to counteract the effects of
whatever psychedelic you're on.
(groans)
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(as Red): And maybe not say
"procure" when doing so,
dumbass.
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(as himself): Right, eh? I won't
let you down, partner!
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(groans)
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- Listen, if we don't do
something,
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that clone will attack
the Prime Minister,
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which granted might make
Albertans happy,
but nobody else.
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- I'll warn the cabin staff.
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- And I'll give the PM's
security hats the heads up.
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- Without alerting
your horny clone brother.
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Or...
- What?
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- You could keep him busy
'til we land,
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then he won't get a chance to do
whatever he's gonna do.
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- And how exactly
would you want me--
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Oh, ew! Oh, you gotta be
kidding me!
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You want me to join the mile
high club with my own brother?!
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- Your own brother's clone,
so technically not your brother.
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- Ah! Agh! Yeah,
still technically disgusting!
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- Just flirt with him a little.
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He'll be so dazzled,
he'll forget to go through
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with his terror plot.
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- Well, wait. You....
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you think I'm dazzling?
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As dazzling as Michael Jackson's
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single glittery glove.
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- Okay, you know what?
Still haven't forgiven you,
asshole.
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00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:30,800
- That's fair.
253
00:11:30,934 --> 00:11:32,533
- Your breath is terrible.
254
00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:33,967
- So is yours.
255
00:11:34,734 --> 00:11:39,400
(moans)
256
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,133
(exhales)
257
00:11:41,266 --> 00:11:42,934
- Okay, let's do the first plan.
258
00:11:45,066 --> 00:11:47,600
(mysterious music)
259
00:11:47,734 --> 00:11:48,600
- Huh.
260
00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:51,967
(Kiki): What?!
261
00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:54,166
- Um, hello.
262
00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:58,033
I, uh, I'm looking to buy, um...
263
00:11:58,166 --> 00:11:59,867
(clears throat)
Drugs.
264
00:12:00,066 --> 00:12:01,200
- You want rugs?
265
00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:04,300
- No, drugs!
- Bugs?
266
00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:05,633
(yells): Drugs!
267
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,867
(mocking laugh)
- I'm just screwing with you!
268
00:12:09,767 --> 00:12:11,734
- Hey, do you have a sister?
269
00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:14,233
- Yeah, she's in the knockoff
fashion racket.
270
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,233
Chick thinks she's so big.
271
00:12:16,367 --> 00:12:18,633
- Uh, she's kind of
shoe-sized now.
272
00:12:18,767 --> 00:12:20,667
- Whatever. What do you want?
273
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,033
- Do you have drugs?
274
00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:26,700
- Yeah. How much dong
do you have?
275
00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:29,333
(sighs)
- I'm all out of dong.
276
00:12:29,467 --> 00:12:31,200
- Then, you're all
out of luck, pal.
277
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,367
- Ah, I hate today!
278
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:38,100
- But you can earn the money
by being a willing participant
279
00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:41,567
in... the ultimate game.
280
00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:43,834
- Excuse me, what?
281
00:12:43,967 --> 00:12:45,767
You play the ultimate game?
282
00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:48,066
'Cause I do. And not to brag,
283
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,533
but my granny taught me
and I slay.
284
00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:56,567
Wait a second,
this isn't Mah Jong!
285
00:12:56,700 --> 00:13:00,266
- Nope. Russian roulette:
the ultimate game.
286
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,533
Not to brag,
but my granny taught me.
287
00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:04,266
Smile!
288
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,934
Gamblers, the world over are
watching you
289
00:13:07,066 --> 00:13:08,967
on closed-circuit TV.
290
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,500
- Could I get a... a little,
a little powder?
291
00:13:11,633 --> 00:13:14,967
Um, my forehead tends to glare
under the lights.
292
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,033
(gasps)
Oh, God.
293
00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:19,834
(suspenseful music)
294
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:20,633
(clicks)
295
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,166
(panicked breaths)
296
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,400
(click)
297
00:13:27,233 --> 00:13:29,300
(Plywood panting)
298
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:33,900
Uh, for the record,
this is a very unsafe game.
299
00:13:34,033 --> 00:13:36,600
- No shit. Now, make with
the click-click-bang-bang
300
00:13:36,734 --> 00:13:38,133
or I'll do it for you.
301
00:13:38,266 --> 00:13:40,233
(plane whooshing)
302
00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:45,166
- They believe you?
- No! They didn't!
303
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:47,233
And the RCMP are making
a bigger mistake
304
00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:49,300
than their whack-as-crack hats!
305
00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:52,400
- Yeah. Flight staff didn't
believe me either.
306
00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:54,600
They threatened to
duct tape me to my seat.
307
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:59,700
Uh, hey, did I see you hug
one of the RCMP guys?
308
00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:02,667
- Uh...
- That was weird, Sally.
309
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,033
- No, this is weird, Bill.
310
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:09,734
- No, that's a felony, Sally.
What are you doing?!
311
00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:13,266
- Well, buh-duh! I'm
fake-hijacking the plane, moron.
312
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,900
What do you think I'm doing?
313
00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:17,333
- This is too far.
I could get hurt
314
00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:19,166
and you're acting like
a hysterical woman
315
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,200
in desperate need of
a maximum pad.
316
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:25,166
- Don't ever call me hysterical,
okay! Don't ever me hysterical
317
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:27,000
or a woman hysterical anymore!
318
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:30,400
- And just why not?
- Because it's freaking 1986,
all right?
319
00:14:30,533 --> 00:14:31,500
(Bill groaning)
320
00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:33,066
(yelling): All right,
nobody moves
321
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:37,166
or the cradle robbing limp dick
dinosaur gets it!
322
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:38,133
(click)
323
00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:41,967
(tense music)
(panicked breaths)
324
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:42,967
(click)
325
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:43,867
- Ah!
326
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,200
(maniacal laugh)
327
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,500
I'm alive!
No bullet for breakf--
328
00:14:48,633 --> 00:14:50,533
(shouting): I'm so scared!
329
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,667
(relieved sigh)
330
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:54,967
I won?! Ah!
331
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:57,000
Is that enough dong for drugs?
332
00:14:57,133 --> 00:14:58,033
- And then some.
333
00:14:58,166 --> 00:14:59,900
- Oh, great!
(sighs)
334
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,767
Then, I'm done here.
I'll just, uh--
335
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,600
- Not so fast, you mook!
336
00:15:04,734 --> 00:15:06,166
You gotta finish the game.
337
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,133
Otherwise, we make you play with
an automatic.
338
00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:10,000
No empty chambers in a clip.
339
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:11,433
(sighs)
340
00:15:11,567 --> 00:15:14,233
- And the game ends when...
one of us...
341
00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:15,734
- Blows your head off.
- Uh...
342
00:15:15,867 --> 00:15:17,400
- Yeah, it's fun like that.
343
00:15:17,533 --> 00:15:22,300
(tense music)
344
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:24,133
(Plywood hesitating)
345
00:15:25,567 --> 00:15:26,533
(click)
(screams)
346
00:15:28,367 --> 00:15:31,433
- Ah! Your grandmother was
very irresponsible
347
00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:32,567
to teach you this game!
348
00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:34,633
- Ah, that was a lie.
349
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:39,700
I learned it from that bullshit
American movie about the war.
350
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:41,900
Seemed like a good way
to make money.
351
00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:45,033
(groaning and slurring)
352
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:46,233
(thud)
353
00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:47,900
(groans)
354
00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:57,834
(squeaking)
355
00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:03,033
- Huh? Hey... Rat Keshup...
356
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:05,333
(slurring): My other partner.
357
00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:09,000
Are... you actually here?
358
00:16:09,133 --> 00:16:12,367
In pocket whole time?
(squeaks)
359
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:16,800
(slurring): Gimme drugs,
gimme all drugs I like now.
360
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:21,800
(squeaks)
- No, not weed, dipshit.
361
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:27,800
(investigative music)
362
00:16:29,433 --> 00:16:30,867
(Plywood): No way!
363
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,734
(panicked breaths)
364
00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:38,133
(squeaking)
365
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,433
(slurring)
366
00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:46,433
(gulps)
367
00:16:49,066 --> 00:16:50,934
(powering up)
(shouting)
368
00:16:51,066 --> 00:16:56,533
- I... feel... everything!
369
00:16:56,667 --> 00:17:02,100
(chuckling)
370
00:17:02,233 --> 00:17:03,667
- Can I just forfeit?
371
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:07,300
This guy wins, my head wins,
you all win money.
372
00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:08,500
- Play!
373
00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:13,533
(trembling breaths)
374
00:17:20,467 --> 00:17:23,800
- If this goes off, please use
my winnings for drugs
375
00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:26,734
and deliver them to a man
in your sister's factory.
376
00:17:26,867 --> 00:17:29,266
You can't miss him.
He's super-pale.
377
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,667
Uh, but don't look
in the big vat. Okay?
378
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,433
That's key here. Avoid the vat.
379
00:17:35,567 --> 00:17:38,266
- All right, but only 'cause
I like your face.
380
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,500
Which won't be attached to you
if you aim just right.
381
00:17:40,633 --> 00:17:43,133
- That won't be necessary.
382
00:17:43,266 --> 00:17:44,867
- Red!
- My turn.
383
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,066
(Plywood chuckles)
384
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:54,066
(tense electronic music)
385
00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:55,467
(bang!)
386
00:17:56,266 --> 00:17:57,500
- Wait for it...
387
00:17:57,633 --> 00:17:58,867
Wait for it...
388
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,100
(Red groaning)
(Kiki gasping)
389
00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:01,266
(frustrated groan)
390
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,700
(groaning)
391
00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:05,900
Yes! My partner, folks!
392
00:18:06,033 --> 00:18:06,900
(gasps)
393
00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:08,467
- That's not how you play
394
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,233
Mah Jong by the way.
395
00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:12,367
(Plywood giggling)
396
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,734
(Sally): I demand that they land
397
00:18:13,867 --> 00:18:16,633
this plane immediately
and arrest that guy!
398
00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:19,200
- Do what she says, she's crazy!
399
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,734
She likes capers,
she pees standing up,
400
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:24,767
she thinks
Donny Osmond is "average."
401
00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:29,300
(groans)
- Time to die in
the friendly skies.
402
00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:30,633
- What's that?
403
00:18:30,767 --> 00:18:33,633
(helicopter buzzing)
404
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:36,400
- Take the controls.
I'm going to the plane.
405
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,000
- You're "going to the plane"?
406
00:18:38,133 --> 00:18:39,433
At 10,000 feet?!
407
00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:40,533
(groans)
408
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:42,934
(action music)
409
00:18:43,066 --> 00:18:44,400
(thud)
(screams)
410
00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:45,433
(Sally): Oh, my God, Steve!
411
00:18:45,567 --> 00:18:46,567
(gunshot)
412
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,266
(winds howling)
- Thanks, hot ass.
413
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,433
(slurping)
414
00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:51,734
- Ew!
(dramatic music)
415
00:18:51,867 --> 00:18:52,867
(grunting effort)
416
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:54,333
(yelling)
417
00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:57,834
(fighting grunts)
418
00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:01,967
- You're about to find out
419
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,333
I don't have a good relationship
with myself.
420
00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:05,834
(grunting in pain)
421
00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:08,166
- What am I supposed
to do now, Red?!
422
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:10,000
I can't fly this thing!
423
00:19:10,133 --> 00:19:11,467
- Oh, Peter!
424
00:19:13,467 --> 00:19:14,533
- Quick, someone throw
a parachute
425
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,166
to that handsome guy!
426
00:19:17,633 --> 00:19:20,600
Oh, no! Not the kid,
the handsome guy in the chopper!
427
00:19:20,734 --> 00:19:23,767
(tense music)
428
00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:24,834
(grunts)
429
00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:26,934
(screams)
430
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:31,333
- Oh, real nice throw, kid!
Honestly.
431
00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:35,066
- Sorry, I'm not a sports guy.
I like drama.
432
00:19:36,233 --> 00:19:37,767
(squeaks)
433
00:19:38,633 --> 00:19:42,967
(Red clone): Ah-ha!
Time for the main course!
434
00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:46,333
- Down! I wanna go down!
435
00:19:46,467 --> 00:19:47,867
(grunts)
436
00:19:49,867 --> 00:19:51,600
(sighs)
That's better.
437
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:54,900
Huh? Ah!
438
00:19:57,633 --> 00:19:59,000
(loud grunt)
439
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:00,133
- Where did you...?!
440
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,467
(fighting grunts)
441
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,266
(victorious laugh)
442
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,734
(fighting grunts)
443
00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:09,800
(helicopter approaching)
444
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,100
(dramatic music)
445
00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:14,166
(screaming in terror)
446
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:16,967
(screams)
447
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:20,767
(shredding)
448
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,333
(gags)
449
00:20:24,467 --> 00:20:26,300
- Why do I always look?
450
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:28,767
- We did it! We did it! We--
451
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:31,133
Oof!
- Took you long enough.
452
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:33,834
(plane whooshing)
453
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,867
(retrowave music)
454
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,800
- Why did they arrest me?
455
00:20:37,934 --> 00:20:39,600
I was the hostage!
456
00:20:39,734 --> 00:20:42,233
- Because your performance was
less than convincing.
457
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,266
Am I right, Drama Boy? Huh?
458
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,000
- Couple of idiots.
459
00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:49,834
(panting): Red! Red!
460
00:20:49,967 --> 00:20:53,233
Cities around the world are
reporting terrorist attacks
461
00:20:53,367 --> 00:20:55,133
perpetrated by none other than--
462
00:20:55,266 --> 00:20:58,967
- Let me guess,
the "Rad Karchup collection"?
463
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:02,567
- We know that, but judging by
the international warrant
464
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,834
issued for one Red Ketchup,
465
00:21:04,967 --> 00:21:06,734
the world has no idea.
466
00:21:06,867 --> 00:21:08,567
We've gotta go into hiding.
467
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:11,333
- Negative! We gotta go
on the hunt.
468
00:21:11,467 --> 00:21:13,233
Can you handle that?
469
00:21:13,367 --> 00:21:15,533
(sighs)
- For sure.
470
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:18,400
Actually, the Prime Minister
recognized me because
471
00:21:18,533 --> 00:21:21,900
my dad was head of
the Canadian Secret Service.
472
00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:24,600
(Red groans)
He shook my hand and said...
473
00:21:24,734 --> 00:21:26,333
(patriotic music)
"The apple didn't fall far
474
00:21:26,467 --> 00:21:27,834
from the tree, young man."
475
00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:29,767
(chuckles)
Can you believe that?
476
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:32,400
Approbation from
Prime Minister Doofus.
477
00:21:32,533 --> 00:21:35,367
Uh, I mean Duface.
478
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,433
(sighs)
479
00:21:37,567 --> 00:21:39,500
Well, I thought it was cool.
480
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,333
(action music)
481
00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:11,700
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