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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,185 --> 00:00:05,905 Previously on Heels... 2 00:00:05,947 --> 00:00:07,667 I told Ace about the Kleenex. 3 00:00:07,709 --> 00:00:09,246 - What'd he say? - The whole thing 4 00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:10,670 was a little bit of a blur. 5 00:00:10,712 --> 00:00:12,592 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 6 00:00:12,634 --> 00:00:15,034 I may not deserve it, but if you give me another chance 7 00:00:15,076 --> 00:00:17,557 I promise I'm never gonna let you down again. 8 00:00:17,599 --> 00:00:19,879 You wanna be seen? You cannot rely on others 9 00:00:19,921 --> 00:00:20,978 who want the focus on them. 10 00:00:21,002 --> 00:00:22,321 Hey, Ace! 11 00:00:22,363 --> 00:00:24,724 Your new DWL champion is 12 00:00:24,766 --> 00:00:26,486 the valet, 13 00:00:26,528 --> 00:00:29,609 Bunny Bombshell... according to Jack Spade's logic, 14 00:00:29,651 --> 00:00:32,371 I guess anybody can just grab the belt. 15 00:00:32,413 --> 00:00:34,413 Jack, you need my expertise. 16 00:00:34,455 --> 00:00:36,353 You don't know, really, what the fuck you're doing. 17 00:00:36,377 --> 00:00:38,417 You must introduce me to Wild Bill. 18 00:00:38,459 --> 00:00:40,718 Bill, this is Constance. She booked us for the fair. 19 00:00:40,742 --> 00:00:42,702 You are a wise woman, Constance. 20 00:00:42,744 --> 00:00:44,401 You got suspended? 21 00:00:44,425 --> 00:00:46,145 You can't hit people out of anger. 22 00:00:46,187 --> 00:00:48,107 Dad hit Uncle Ace at the hospital. 23 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:49,727 Jack, each action and each situation, 24 00:00:49,751 --> 00:00:50,848 you could've resisted. You embraced 'em. 25 00:00:50,872 --> 00:00:52,712 You fucking leaned in. 26 00:00:52,754 --> 00:00:54,291 You act like you're some kind of genius. 27 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:56,275 You ruined my fucking life. 28 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:57,757 Tomorrow's a new day. 29 00:00:57,799 --> 00:00:59,398 You could talk to him more. 30 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:01,000 This is Ace. Leave a message, 31 00:01:01,042 --> 00:01:02,139 and I'll hit you back. 32 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:03,483 Thatta boy, Ace. 33 00:01:03,525 --> 00:01:04,884 Thatta boy. 34 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:19,739 ? I'm not waiting for ? 35 00:01:19,781 --> 00:01:23,743 ? The answer ? 36 00:01:25,466 --> 00:01:28,267 ? I will ? 37 00:01:28,309 --> 00:01:30,990 ? Walk in the shore ? 38 00:01:31,032 --> 00:01:33,513 ? To find you ? 39 00:01:33,555 --> 00:01:36,796 ? To find ? 40 00:01:36,838 --> 00:01:39,959 ? The peace that's your own ? 41 00:01:40,001 --> 00:01:42,682 ? Where you come from ? 42 00:01:42,724 --> 00:01:46,365 ? All that you want ? 43 00:01:48,129 --> 00:01:50,930 ? One that's your own ? 44 00:01:50,972 --> 00:01:53,653 ? Place to call home ? 45 00:01:53,695 --> 00:01:56,576 ? Won't be ? 46 00:01:56,618 --> 00:01:59,338 ? Granted ? 47 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:03,062 ? What is fair in love ? 48 00:02:03,104 --> 00:02:08,948 ? Is fair in war ? 49 00:02:10,872 --> 00:02:14,353 ? What is fair in love ? 50 00:02:14,395 --> 00:02:19,158 ? Is fair in war ? 51 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,681 ? One ? 52 00:02:21,723 --> 00:02:24,564 ? To one ? 53 00:02:24,606 --> 00:02:27,326 ? What's love ? 54 00:02:27,368 --> 00:02:33,372 ? In war? ? 55 00:02:51,552 --> 00:02:55,875 ? Ooh The storm is threatenin' ? 56 00:02:55,917 --> 00:02:59,599 ? My very life today ? 57 00:02:59,641 --> 00:03:03,522 ? If I don't get some shelter ? 58 00:03:03,564 --> 00:03:07,486 ? Ooh, yeah I'm gonna fade away ? 59 00:03:07,528 --> 00:03:11,811 ? War, children ? 60 00:03:11,853 --> 00:03:16,616 ? It's just a shot away It's just a shot away, war ? 61 00:03:16,658 --> 00:03:18,595 Hey, Willie, it's Brian from Mayorca Beer. 62 00:03:18,619 --> 00:03:20,037 Uh, couldn't make the show, but heard the news. 63 00:03:20,061 --> 00:03:21,701 Congratulations. 64 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,182 Now let's square up, uh, accounts 65 00:03:23,224 --> 00:03:24,784 now that you're flush. 66 00:03:24,826 --> 00:03:26,425 I'm around all day. Give me a call. 67 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:27,604 Oops, must've missed your message, Brian, 68 00:03:27,628 --> 00:03:29,348 you perky fake fuck. 69 00:03:29,390 --> 00:03:31,350 Willie, Reggie from Connors Roofing. 70 00:03:31,392 --> 00:03:33,170 Tell Jack I gotta get paid. It's been eight months. 71 00:03:33,194 --> 00:03:34,411 Never a lid. Never a lid. 72 00:03:34,435 --> 00:03:36,756 Lids just vanish. 73 00:03:36,798 --> 00:03:38,597 See you guys tonight. No idea when. 74 00:03:38,639 --> 00:03:40,079 Hey, hug. 75 00:03:40,121 --> 00:03:41,641 In two years, I'll be off to college, 76 00:03:41,683 --> 00:03:43,442 - and you'll miss me. - Really? 77 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:44,541 Get your grades up, or you won't sniff a college 78 00:03:44,565 --> 00:03:45,725 you can go away to. 79 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,406 Have fun at work, hon. 80 00:03:47,448 --> 00:03:49,248 I thought she was quittin' the DWL. 81 00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:51,933 Me too, love. Me too. 82 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:07,546 - What's wrong? - Hey. 83 00:04:07,588 --> 00:04:09,348 Sorry, no one died. 84 00:04:09,390 --> 00:04:10,728 But I just got an alert about a county highway meetin' 85 00:04:10,752 --> 00:04:12,431 on the family calendar, so... 86 00:04:12,473 --> 00:04:14,073 Sorry, I keep clicking 87 00:04:14,115 --> 00:04:15,634 on the wrong calendar. 88 00:04:15,676 --> 00:04:17,596 No worries. We all do it. 89 00:04:17,638 --> 00:04:19,198 The county's taking bids, 90 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,121 but they moved that meetin' to the 11th. 91 00:04:22,163 --> 00:04:24,886 Jack, today's the 11th. 92 00:04:27,448 --> 00:04:28,447 Fuck! 93 00:04:28,489 --> 00:04:30,770 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 94 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,531 Shit! God damn it! 95 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:34,575 Just call and say you overslept. 96 00:04:36,257 --> 00:04:38,858 Jack, you're okay. 97 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:41,020 Jack, you there? 98 00:04:41,062 --> 00:04:43,582 Yeah, no, I'm here, in our home. 99 00:04:43,624 --> 00:04:45,282 I'm just not where I should be, which is selling 100 00:04:45,306 --> 00:04:47,266 industrial fucking lawnmowers, God damn it! 101 00:04:47,308 --> 00:04:48,908 I'm sorry. I love you. 102 00:04:48,950 --> 00:04:50,750 Shit! 103 00:04:50,792 --> 00:04:52,431 Jack, they love you there. 104 00:04:52,473 --> 00:04:54,313 So don't rush. Also, I wanna remind you 105 00:04:54,355 --> 00:04:55,933 we gotta meet with Thomas' principal tomorrow 106 00:04:55,957 --> 00:04:57,717 to discuss the punching incident. 107 00:04:57,759 --> 00:05:00,159 It's also on the shared family calendar... 108 00:05:00,201 --> 00:05:01,881 The purple one. 109 00:05:01,923 --> 00:05:03,220 Timmy's got me scheduled to open the shop tomorrow 110 00:05:03,244 --> 00:05:05,004 if I'm not fired today. 111 00:05:05,046 --> 00:05:07,086 Thomas is suspended until we meet with the school. 112 00:05:07,128 --> 00:05:08,808 Well, do we both have to be there? 113 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,770 Because I took off too much time for the fair, 114 00:05:10,812 --> 00:05:12,491 and my leverage has dwindled. 115 00:05:12,533 --> 00:05:13,991 Both parents need to be there. 116 00:05:14,015 --> 00:05:15,895 Well, then I'll be there. 117 00:05:15,937 --> 00:05:17,514 Jack, you sell more lawnmowers than anyone else 118 00:05:17,538 --> 00:05:18,858 at that company. 119 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:20,900 Chisel that onto my gravestone. 120 00:05:20,942 --> 00:05:22,701 Drive safely. Call me later. 121 00:05:22,743 --> 00:05:24,383 I will. 122 00:05:28,990 --> 00:05:30,549 So nice to go on a run with you. 123 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:34,794 Sorry, I just... I needed to run hard, think, 124 00:05:34,836 --> 00:05:36,635 then run and not think. 125 00:05:36,677 --> 00:05:38,998 You and Thomas can stay here as long as you need. 126 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,479 What's up? 127 00:05:40,521 --> 00:05:42,001 Oh, Jack just added a work meeting 128 00:05:42,043 --> 00:05:43,562 on the shared family calendar. 129 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:45,404 I was afraid he'd miss it, so I called him. 130 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:46,806 You're nicer than I would've been. 131 00:05:46,848 --> 00:05:48,447 Not really. 132 00:05:48,489 --> 00:05:50,409 Poor guy's always doing three things at once. 133 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:52,051 He's... I feel for the guy. 134 00:05:52,093 --> 00:05:53,692 He's... 135 00:05:53,734 --> 00:05:55,414 he's my guy still. 136 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:57,857 We just... 137 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:59,196 gotta find our way back to each other. 138 00:06:07,829 --> 00:06:09,228 Hey, you and I need to talk. 139 00:06:09,270 --> 00:06:11,390 Where are you? 140 00:06:11,432 --> 00:06:13,953 Why? You bringin' over croissants? 141 00:06:13,995 --> 00:06:16,836 - You wish. - That's why I suggested it. 142 00:06:16,878 --> 00:06:18,878 I just wanna make sure that last night, 143 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,800 when we were talking, you weren't blackout drunk 144 00:06:20,842 --> 00:06:23,482 or high as shit, because if you and I are gonna work together, 145 00:06:23,524 --> 00:06:25,364 we really need to be... you know. 146 00:06:25,406 --> 00:06:27,967 No, I wasn't high last night. 147 00:06:28,009 --> 00:06:29,648 You're whispering. 148 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,490 You've got some chippy in your bed, don't ya? 149 00:06:31,532 --> 00:06:34,573 A lady, not a chippy. Her name's Constance. 150 00:06:34,615 --> 00:06:36,295 I believe you've met. 151 00:06:36,337 --> 00:06:39,138 You banged Constance, the fair commissioner? 152 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:41,941 Perhaps I did. Perhaps I did not. 153 00:06:41,983 --> 00:06:43,782 Which would you prefer? 154 00:06:43,824 --> 00:06:47,746 Oh, my God! That dirty, dirty bird. 155 00:06:47,788 --> 00:06:51,030 She's quite nice... And the reason we got the fair. 156 00:06:51,072 --> 00:06:54,393 Correction... I'm the reason we got the fair. 157 00:06:54,435 --> 00:06:56,755 Yeah, okay, well, she still owes us our appearance fee. 158 00:06:56,797 --> 00:06:58,397 So you tell that dirty bird... 159 00:06:58,439 --> 00:07:01,400 Hey! Slut-shamer. Stop calling her that. 160 00:07:01,442 --> 00:07:04,163 I will call that trampy little knob-gobbler whatever I want. 161 00:07:04,205 --> 00:07:05,885 Get her to get me a check. 162 00:07:05,927 --> 00:07:08,007 I've got countless overdue bills I gotta pay today. 163 00:07:08,049 --> 00:07:09,808 Happy to be of service. 164 00:07:09,850 --> 00:07:12,251 You've serviced nothing but that dirty Tweety's twat. 165 00:07:12,293 --> 00:07:14,471 Get her up out of bed and get her flapping her wings my way. 166 00:07:14,495 --> 00:07:15,895 And if her check doesn't bounce, 167 00:07:15,937 --> 00:07:18,177 maybe you'll get some goddamn croissants. 168 00:07:18,219 --> 00:07:20,940 Chocolat, s'il vous plait. Merci. 169 00:07:24,305 --> 00:07:26,307 Oh, God damn it. 170 00:07:44,325 --> 00:07:46,805 Thank you. 171 00:07:46,847 --> 00:07:49,088 Oh, uh, I'd like the restroom key, please. 172 00:07:49,130 --> 00:07:50,729 You gotta buy something, thank you. 173 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:52,731 Um, I'll get just the key... Would be great. 174 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:55,014 Key's for people who buy something. 175 00:07:55,056 --> 00:07:57,416 I bought four Cokes at a Gas 'N' Break five hours back. 176 00:07:57,458 --> 00:07:58,898 I didn't sell you those Cokes. 177 00:07:58,940 --> 00:08:00,940 Each Gas 'N' Break's a franchise. 178 00:08:00,982 --> 00:08:02,702 Profits from those Cokes are in the register 179 00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:05,064 of the Gas 'N' Break five hours back, not mine. 180 00:08:05,106 --> 00:08:06,585 Well, yeah, but come on, man. 181 00:08:06,627 --> 00:08:08,187 You guys draft off each other, right? 182 00:08:08,229 --> 00:08:10,029 Makes sense that if I buy X amount of liquid 183 00:08:10,071 --> 00:08:12,671 at Gas Break A, I should be able to use the restroom 184 00:08:12,713 --> 00:08:13,712 at Gas Break B. 185 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:15,915 People lie all the time. 186 00:08:15,957 --> 00:08:17,516 I got the empty Cokes 187 00:08:17,558 --> 00:08:18,976 and the receipt in my Volvo to prove it. 188 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000 I'm just tryin' to piss it back out. 189 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,659 Y'all gotta come up with some sort of sales QR tracking code 190 00:08:22,683 --> 00:08:24,163 or some shit, so we're not debatin' 191 00:08:24,205 --> 00:08:25,724 a man's right to relieve himself. 192 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:28,287 Sir, I'm not in the restroom business. 193 00:08:28,329 --> 00:08:30,089 If you wanna piss out their Cokes, 194 00:08:30,131 --> 00:08:32,211 drive back, piss out their Cokes in their restroom, 195 00:08:32,253 --> 00:08:34,373 or you could buy a new Coke here. 196 00:08:34,415 --> 00:08:35,814 I'll loan you my key. 197 00:08:35,856 --> 00:08:38,697 I got Coke, Cherry Coke, Coke Zero. 198 00:08:38,739 --> 00:08:40,821 Stick 'em all up your ass, sir. 199 00:08:56,277 --> 00:08:58,959 You gon' wash that all away. 200 00:09:05,006 --> 00:09:07,008 This fucking... 201 00:09:15,016 --> 00:09:16,695 That's it. Now git. 202 00:09:16,737 --> 00:09:18,739 For good. 203 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:59,018 First time I kissed a man with a moustache. 204 00:09:59,060 --> 00:10:01,140 Ooh, so last night was your first time 205 00:10:01,182 --> 00:10:03,022 riding one too? 206 00:10:03,064 --> 00:10:04,543 You took to it pretty well. 207 00:10:04,585 --> 00:10:06,225 If you need me today, 208 00:10:06,267 --> 00:10:08,147 I'll be at my chiropractor. 209 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,110 Don't tell Willie I forgot the check 210 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,154 because you seduced me. 211 00:10:13,994 --> 00:10:16,915 How 'bout we go to my big, empty house next time? 212 00:10:16,957 --> 00:10:21,520 Gets cold there, maybe you can come by and warm me up. 213 00:10:21,562 --> 00:10:24,403 I'll use my entire body as a giant blanket. 214 00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:28,447 Mmm. Mm. 215 00:10:28,489 --> 00:10:31,009 Mmm. Mmm! 216 00:10:31,051 --> 00:10:33,150 Would you like to touch it one more time before you go? 217 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:35,054 Not in a parking lot. 218 00:10:35,096 --> 00:10:36,695 But definitely later. Call me. 219 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,417 Will do. 220 00:10:38,459 --> 00:10:40,419 Hey, guys, we've got Jim Freeman 221 00:10:40,461 --> 00:10:41,918 with us today, author of one of my favourite books, 222 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,462 The Journey is the Obstacle. 223 00:10:43,504 --> 00:10:45,504 Jim, please. 224 00:10:45,546 --> 00:10:47,364 Tell the folks about your inspiration for writing it. 225 00:10:47,388 --> 00:10:49,148 Thanks, Alex. 226 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,590 So there's many an adage that has led us astray. 227 00:10:51,632 --> 00:10:53,472 Top of the list... 228 00:10:53,514 --> 00:10:55,514 Life's about the journey, not the destination. 229 00:10:55,556 --> 00:10:57,436 - I say bullshit. - Right. 230 00:10:57,478 --> 00:10:59,438 Many of us are stuck on the wrong journey. 231 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,440 Yet we dawdle, because we've been taught 232 00:11:01,482 --> 00:11:04,243 that we don't deserve the astonishing now. 233 00:11:04,285 --> 00:11:07,806 You cannot create your own version of the astonishing now 234 00:11:07,848 --> 00:11:09,648 if you're mired in making a foolish journey 235 00:11:09,690 --> 00:11:11,490 seem meaningful. 236 00:11:11,532 --> 00:11:14,253 The journey you've chosen is your obstacle. 237 00:11:14,295 --> 00:11:16,255 Yeah, totally. I can see that. 238 00:11:16,297 --> 00:11:17,834 If the journey you're on is not astonishing 239 00:11:17,858 --> 00:11:19,698 in its spectacularity, 240 00:11:19,740 --> 00:11:21,940 you must abandon it and start anew. 241 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,662 - Mm. - Each of us are called 242 00:11:23,704 --> 00:11:25,584 to ignite journeys sparked 243 00:11:25,626 --> 00:11:28,667 with the transcendent power of the astonishing now. 244 00:11:28,709 --> 00:11:30,709 But so many of us don't answer. 245 00:11:30,751 --> 00:11:32,631 Wake up! 246 00:11:32,673 --> 00:11:34,675 Hey, Siri, define "transcendent." 247 00:11:43,524 --> 00:11:46,084 Whoo, there's the champ! 248 00:11:46,126 --> 00:11:47,366 Did you sleep 249 00:11:47,408 --> 00:11:48,407 with that thing on? 250 00:11:48,449 --> 00:11:50,969 Oh, I did not sleep. 251 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,011 I didn't want the feeling of that moment to end. 252 00:11:53,053 --> 00:11:55,174 Didn't end. It is just starting. 253 00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:56,455 Oh, thank you. 254 00:11:56,497 --> 00:11:58,937 Hey, um, 255 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:02,781 Bobby, I just wanted to say... 256 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:06,465 thank you for being in my corner. 257 00:12:06,507 --> 00:12:09,908 I've never had anyone in my corner. 258 00:12:09,950 --> 00:12:12,110 Not like you. 259 00:12:12,152 --> 00:12:14,553 It's dope. 260 00:12:14,595 --> 00:12:16,395 Well, your corner's a fun corner. 261 00:12:21,882 --> 00:12:23,081 - Hey! - Hey! 262 00:12:23,123 --> 00:12:24,403 Amazing job last night. 263 00:12:24,445 --> 00:12:25,884 Well, last night's over. 264 00:12:25,926 --> 00:12:27,486 Today, the wolves are at the door. 265 00:12:27,528 --> 00:12:29,127 People think we're flush with cash now. 266 00:12:29,169 --> 00:12:30,609 Money from the fair is spoken for... 267 00:12:30,651 --> 00:12:32,571 Still got a mountain of unpaid bills. 268 00:12:32,613 --> 00:12:34,933 We always knew the state fair was gonna be a loss leader. 269 00:12:34,975 --> 00:12:37,055 We did it to capitalise on the buzz that we'd get. 270 00:12:37,097 --> 00:12:38,955 Don't tell me why we did it. I know why we did it. 271 00:12:38,979 --> 00:12:41,340 I also know a lot of that buzz paints us as jabronis. 272 00:12:41,382 --> 00:12:44,183 Gully's already cut two promos, saying our finish was bogus. 273 00:12:44,225 --> 00:12:45,482 I already blew off all of Gully's heat. 274 00:12:45,506 --> 00:12:47,386 Get on Instagram, 275 00:12:47,428 --> 00:12:49,548 'cause half our comments are Dystopia marks mockin' us 276 00:12:49,590 --> 00:12:50,989 - on our own page. - Let 'em. 277 00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:52,511 Nobody ever gave a shit. Now they do. 278 00:12:52,553 --> 00:12:53,912 That's good. 279 00:12:53,954 --> 00:12:54,971 Not if we don't know 280 00:12:54,995 --> 00:12:56,675 what we are doing. 281 00:12:56,717 --> 00:13:00,038 Look, I got 50 texts... Media, fans, sponsors... 282 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,321 Possible momentum, but I got no-mentum with no plan 283 00:13:02,363 --> 00:13:03,940 because the fair's finish was not our plan. 284 00:13:03,964 --> 00:13:05,604 - We're back to square one. - No. 285 00:13:05,646 --> 00:13:07,726 Mystery plus confusion equals ticket sales. 286 00:13:07,768 --> 00:13:09,226 We're at, the very least, at square two. 287 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,410 Ticket sales? To what? 288 00:13:11,452 --> 00:13:13,131 Look, I don't know what I'm promotin'. 289 00:13:13,173 --> 00:13:14,933 Is Crystal really champ? Bunny? 290 00:13:14,975 --> 00:13:16,455 Is someone calling someone else out? 291 00:13:16,497 --> 00:13:17,896 Maybe there's an in-ring interview 292 00:13:17,938 --> 00:13:19,498 with Bill's shit-stained tights. 293 00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:21,179 I don't need a full script, just a gist, 294 00:13:21,221 --> 00:13:24,503 just a sliver of a gist, something to promote. 295 00:13:24,545 --> 00:13:26,483 We gotta pack the house, dude. We gotta pack it this week, 296 00:13:26,507 --> 00:13:27,906 next week, and the week after that. 297 00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:29,990 We gotta pack it over and over and over. 298 00:13:32,313 --> 00:13:33,712 What the fuck is up with Ace? 299 00:13:33,754 --> 00:13:35,634 'Cause he vanished last night. 300 00:13:35,676 --> 00:13:37,956 I'm gonna go see him this afternoon. 301 00:13:37,998 --> 00:13:39,456 And do what, just have a laugh about how y'all almost 302 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,280 killed each other in the ring? 303 00:13:41,322 --> 00:13:43,802 He heard the cheers. He knows what we achieved. 304 00:13:43,844 --> 00:13:45,684 - It was greatness. - Well, good. 305 00:13:45,726 --> 00:13:47,424 Maybe greatness can be achieved a second time 306 00:13:47,448 --> 00:13:49,225 by inspiring some words to come out of your mouth, 307 00:13:49,249 --> 00:13:51,009 about what the fuck happens next? 308 00:13:51,051 --> 00:13:53,053 Goin' to round everyone up. 309 00:13:58,419 --> 00:13:59,978 This is Ace. Leave a message, 310 00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:01,700 and I'll hit you back. 311 00:14:01,742 --> 00:14:03,462 Ace, look, I know we had an eventful endin' 312 00:14:03,504 --> 00:14:05,824 to last night's show, and we hadn't talked yet. 313 00:14:05,866 --> 00:14:07,306 I've been trying to reach out 314 00:14:07,348 --> 00:14:08,987 and I'm sure you're still sleepin'. 315 00:14:09,029 --> 00:14:10,949 Willie's been up my ass for next week's show. 316 00:14:10,991 --> 00:14:13,792 Look, just tell me what you wanna do. 317 00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:15,354 And we'll do it. Okay? 318 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,396 Let's build off of what we accomplished... 319 00:14:17,438 --> 00:14:19,478 Together. 320 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,409 I think these boys got something here. 321 00:14:30,451 --> 00:14:33,812 I'd cut back on the road dates, build the business with them. 322 00:14:33,854 --> 00:14:35,494 - You? - Only if you promise 323 00:14:35,536 --> 00:14:37,216 your possum drone will puke in Jack's face. 324 00:14:37,257 --> 00:14:39,217 I'll shake on that right now. 325 00:14:39,259 --> 00:14:42,140 Look, a lot of upside here, a lot of potential. 326 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,863 But they need a update... Announcers, big screens 327 00:14:44,905 --> 00:14:46,945 so the live house can watch promos, vignettes, 328 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,908 interviews, maybe a podcast... Gotta take it beyond the ring. 329 00:14:49,950 --> 00:14:52,431 Look at you, Bill, wakin' up with ideas. 330 00:14:52,473 --> 00:14:54,393 Twitchin' her cottontail ass, 331 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:56,515 so she got the belt. 332 00:14:56,557 --> 00:14:58,455 According to Jack Spade's logic, I guess anybody 333 00:14:58,479 --> 00:15:00,879 can just grab the belt. 334 00:15:00,921 --> 00:15:02,521 They don't even need to be in the back. 335 00:15:02,563 --> 00:15:04,323 They could be a bunny, a chipmunk, 336 00:15:04,365 --> 00:15:06,525 or a palomino pony with a braided tail. 337 00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:08,327 That boy's neck must be made of concrete. 338 00:15:08,369 --> 00:15:10,088 Billy, you clobbered him. 339 00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:12,050 Hurtin' him put a hop in my step. 340 00:15:12,092 --> 00:15:13,892 Gully's got a good point, though. 341 00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:16,174 It was a no-DQ match, but Crystal still wasn't in it. 342 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,056 Crystal won. They cheered. 343 00:15:18,098 --> 00:15:19,538 You didn't seem this concerned 344 00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,139 with Crystal winning last night. 345 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,639 Eh, I just shotgunned three beers, bro. 346 00:15:22,663 --> 00:15:24,423 I'm just saying. 347 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,122 In the light of day, we got some explainin' to do. 348 00:15:26,146 --> 00:15:28,266 Hardcore fans won't respect us if we don't. 349 00:15:28,308 --> 00:15:30,509 Now boys, it is what we make of it. 350 00:15:30,551 --> 00:15:32,631 Maybe since Crystal's Bill's valet, 351 00:15:32,673 --> 00:15:34,312 she won it for Bill. 352 00:15:34,354 --> 00:15:35,954 You fixed it even better, Ricky. 353 00:15:35,996 --> 00:15:37,876 Somebody bring big daddy my belt. 354 00:15:37,918 --> 00:15:40,158 How are the hangovers, y'all? 355 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,441 Round of applause for all of us! 356 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:45,406 Yeah right! 357 00:15:46,847 --> 00:15:49,488 Willie! Debbie. 358 00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:52,691 Everything that you did behind the scenes... bravo. 359 00:15:52,733 --> 00:15:54,573 You are seen. You are appreciated. 360 00:15:54,615 --> 00:15:56,495 Thank you. 361 00:15:56,537 --> 00:15:57,954 - Whoo. - Good job, ladies. 362 00:15:57,978 --> 00:15:59,738 - That's right. - Ricky! 363 00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:01,540 It's good to have you with us last night. 364 00:16:01,582 --> 00:16:03,221 You lent us your fans and your skillset. 365 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,983 - Thank you. - Amen! 366 00:16:05,025 --> 00:16:07,265 - Ricky! - Whoo. 367 00:16:07,307 --> 00:16:09,147 I hate that stupid heart thing, 368 00:16:09,189 --> 00:16:11,430 almost as much as when they bow with praying hands. 369 00:16:11,472 --> 00:16:13,392 The Dad! 370 00:16:13,434 --> 00:16:15,834 I-I didn't see your match, but Willie says you did good. 371 00:16:15,876 --> 00:16:17,796 Thank you and congrats. 372 00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:19,456 - Yeah. - All right, Dad. 373 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,359 Yo, he fucking killed it. 374 00:16:21,401 --> 00:16:23,179 - All right, Dad. - Big Jim. 375 00:16:23,203 --> 00:16:24,861 Okay, he's back. 376 00:16:24,885 --> 00:16:26,605 - Big Jim. - Talk to your wife. 377 00:16:26,647 --> 00:16:28,647 Make it official. We're better with you here. 378 00:16:28,689 --> 00:16:30,587 - Yes, sir. - Welcome back, Jim. 379 00:16:30,611 --> 00:16:32,429 Sure hope these guys like gettin' paid in compliments, 380 00:16:32,453 --> 00:16:34,030 'cause that's all we've got left to pay 'em with. 381 00:16:34,054 --> 00:16:35,614 Bill. 382 00:16:35,656 --> 00:16:37,255 You swallowed your embarrassment, 383 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,658 and you kept the show goin' last night. 384 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:43,101 That gesture, that means a lot, 385 00:16:43,143 --> 00:16:45,183 not just 'cause it benefitted us, 386 00:16:45,225 --> 00:16:49,868 but for what it says about you as a friend to the DWL. 387 00:16:49,910 --> 00:16:52,671 Says I shoulda took a enema. 388 00:16:52,713 --> 00:16:54,633 Crystal. 389 00:16:54,675 --> 00:16:57,275 You launched yourself into the chaos last night 390 00:16:57,317 --> 00:17:02,040 of some festering Spade family drama. 391 00:17:02,082 --> 00:17:05,003 And we only weathered it 'cause of you. 392 00:17:05,045 --> 00:17:07,566 It's 'cause of your guts. It's your instinct. 393 00:17:07,608 --> 00:17:10,609 It's your heart. 394 00:17:10,651 --> 00:17:12,330 I'm grateful for you. 395 00:17:12,372 --> 00:17:13,532 Thank you. 396 00:17:15,095 --> 00:17:16,935 That shit was amazing. 397 00:17:16,977 --> 00:17:18,376 Last but not least is Ace Spade, 398 00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:19,778 who's still sleeping apparently. 399 00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:23,560 When everything was gettin' crazy last night, 400 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,624 before Crystal saved the day, 401 00:17:25,666 --> 00:17:30,148 Ace coulda climbed the ladder, grab the belt, but he didn't. 402 00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:31,870 Okay? 403 00:17:31,912 --> 00:17:34,152 'Cause he cares about this here promotion. 404 00:17:34,194 --> 00:17:38,036 DWL was resuscitated, 405 00:17:38,078 --> 00:17:40,519 because Ace and I shook hands 406 00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,883 on a vow of loyalty. 407 00:17:45,285 --> 00:17:48,849 And for real bad reasons, I-I squandered that. 408 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:52,330 So if anyone here 409 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,695 has a problem with Ace Spade... 410 00:17:55,936 --> 00:17:57,936 it started with me. 411 00:17:57,978 --> 00:18:00,699 I deserve the blame, 412 00:18:00,741 --> 00:18:04,985 because I put y'all's hard work at risk. 413 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,466 I'm sorry. 414 00:18:17,237 --> 00:18:19,357 I gotta write this week's show. 415 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,120 Crystal, 416 00:18:22,162 --> 00:18:23,762 you're now a DWL wrestler. 417 00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:26,406 Welcome to the roster. 418 00:18:28,248 --> 00:18:31,089 Okay, for this week's card, 419 00:18:31,131 --> 00:18:34,653 I gotta rewind a few things just a little bit. 420 00:18:34,695 --> 00:18:36,633 We're gonna invalidate the results of the ladder match 421 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,777 due to technicalities, 422 00:18:38,819 --> 00:18:41,459 build some heat, promote the shit out of it, 423 00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:43,421 deliver killer stories. 424 00:18:43,463 --> 00:18:46,424 I want y'all to stay sharp, stay tuned. 425 00:18:46,466 --> 00:18:48,907 We survived. 426 00:18:48,949 --> 00:18:51,832 Now, let's build on it. Thank you. 427 00:18:57,838 --> 00:18:59,758 Jack, come on! 428 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,359 That shit's not fair! 429 00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,441 I think I deserve way more than scraps. 430 00:19:03,483 --> 00:19:05,564 It's bullshit that I have to give up the belt 431 00:19:05,606 --> 00:19:07,325 after holdin' it for one night. 432 00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:09,327 I'm confused. 433 00:19:09,369 --> 00:19:12,370 I should be able to defend my title in the ring, 434 00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:15,934 not relinquish it on some fuckin' technicality. 435 00:19:15,976 --> 00:19:17,696 You came to my house. 436 00:19:17,738 --> 00:19:20,378 You said you'd do whatever it takes for the DWL. 437 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:23,101 So there were conditions you didn't disclose then? 438 00:19:23,143 --> 00:19:26,384 Jack, I'm tryna talk about my future in the DWL 439 00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,146 in the present. 440 00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:29,766 We were together in the past, five seconds ago, 441 00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:33,031 when I pronounced you a DWL wrestler, 442 00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:34,432 which, 24 hours ago, you were not. 443 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,834 I'm not arguin' that. 444 00:19:35,876 --> 00:19:37,235 No? You were shoutin' after me 445 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,877 and calling bullshit. 446 00:19:38,919 --> 00:19:42,000 Jack, I-I followed you to talk to you. 447 00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:44,763 A week ago, you cried to me, saying that you would do 448 00:19:44,805 --> 00:19:46,805 anything for the DWL. 449 00:19:46,847 --> 00:19:48,687 I wasn't crying to you. 450 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,969 I was trying to take responsibility for my actions. 451 00:19:51,011 --> 00:19:53,732 But it would seem that "anything" meant 452 00:19:53,774 --> 00:19:55,614 before you got the belt. 453 00:19:55,656 --> 00:19:57,375 'Cause now you got the belt, 454 00:19:57,417 --> 00:19:59,537 and you're the one who's telling me what's next? 455 00:19:59,579 --> 00:20:03,822 That's what you left out when you were cryin' 456 00:20:03,864 --> 00:20:06,384 and apologisin'. 457 00:20:06,426 --> 00:20:09,107 You're real focused on that day. 458 00:20:09,149 --> 00:20:12,751 I gotta square that day with what's happening right now. 459 00:20:12,793 --> 00:20:15,353 And do not consider any part 460 00:20:15,395 --> 00:20:18,556 of any event scraps. 461 00:20:18,598 --> 00:20:22,122 So let me know if you wanna be part of this promotion. 462 00:20:29,249 --> 00:20:31,251 Follow me, fucko. 463 00:20:36,697 --> 00:20:39,257 - Ah. - You just got a gift. 464 00:20:39,299 --> 00:20:40,276 I was just trying to stick up for my... 465 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,740 Shut up! 466 00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,742 I thought you were smart. 467 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,122 Jack just gave you more praise than anyone in this buildin'. 468 00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:48,026 I got two sentences. You got a monologue. 469 00:20:48,068 --> 00:20:50,669 He actually used the words, "I am so grateful for you." 470 00:20:50,711 --> 00:20:52,608 And you go marchin' after him, stampin' and stompin' 471 00:20:52,632 --> 00:20:54,873 in your little Care Bear boots, whinin' "No fair"? 472 00:20:54,915 --> 00:20:56,354 Jesus. 473 00:20:56,396 --> 00:20:58,837 This promotion is in the dark ages 474 00:20:58,879 --> 00:21:00,398 when it comes to women wrestlers. 475 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,961 You ever wrestled a 30-minute match? 476 00:21:03,003 --> 00:21:05,101 'Cause that's what it takes to be at the top of the card 477 00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:07,285 in this business... 30 minutes. 478 00:21:07,327 --> 00:21:08,807 How's your cardio, hmm? 479 00:21:08,849 --> 00:21:10,328 And what's your gimmick? 480 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,810 'Cause as far as the audience knows, 481 00:21:11,852 --> 00:21:13,692 Bunny Bombshell now has the DWL belt... 482 00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:16,254 Or whoever Bunny was, before you tore your ears off. 483 00:21:16,296 --> 00:21:18,737 We don't know. 484 00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:21,099 So if you've got solutions, share 'em. 485 00:21:21,141 --> 00:21:25,103 Otherwise, quit runnin' your mouth. 486 00:21:25,145 --> 00:21:26,544 I wasn't tryin' to run my mouth. 487 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,306 Really? 'Cause you opened it, 488 00:21:28,348 --> 00:21:30,550 and you let words spew forth without thinkin'. 489 00:21:32,432 --> 00:21:34,032 - If you say so. - Oh, I say so. 490 00:21:34,074 --> 00:21:36,156 I fuckin' know so. 491 00:21:38,718 --> 00:21:41,199 I've lost my life to this business. 492 00:21:41,241 --> 00:21:43,844 So listen to what I say. 493 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,411 I'm sorry. 494 00:21:52,172 --> 00:21:54,733 I am listening. 495 00:21:54,775 --> 00:21:56,777 Really. 496 00:21:59,699 --> 00:22:01,579 Well, I have no idea who your Mr. Miyagi is, 497 00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,581 but clearly, you've been practicin'. 498 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,441 You didn't learn all that on the trampoline in your front yard. 499 00:22:05,465 --> 00:22:06,945 Regardless, 500 00:22:06,987 --> 00:22:08,867 there's a match this Saturday night, 501 00:22:08,909 --> 00:22:11,309 and before your hissy fit, Jack was writin' you into it. 502 00:22:11,351 --> 00:22:14,953 For all I know, now he's in his office writin' you out. 503 00:22:14,995 --> 00:22:16,755 Well, I will go apologise to him. 504 00:22:16,797 --> 00:22:19,037 You will sit in this room for ten minutes 505 00:22:19,079 --> 00:22:21,039 and do nothin' but reflect 506 00:22:21,081 --> 00:22:24,322 on how you can better speak to people about your aspirations. 507 00:22:24,364 --> 00:22:27,445 Nobody owes you shit. 508 00:22:27,487 --> 00:22:28,887 Today's Monday. 509 00:22:28,929 --> 00:22:30,368 Your road to fairness starts now. 510 00:22:30,410 --> 00:22:32,090 Go get one of the boys, who isn't tryin' 511 00:22:32,132 --> 00:22:34,332 to stick his dick in you to help and start workin'. 512 00:22:34,374 --> 00:22:35,974 Get in the ring. 513 00:22:36,016 --> 00:22:37,673 Get through five minutes of action nonstop, 514 00:22:37,697 --> 00:22:39,577 then ten minutes, then 15, then 20. 515 00:22:39,619 --> 00:22:41,878 And if you can't do that, well, that's the story Jack writes... 516 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:45,583 You sidelined before you even got started. 517 00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:47,627 And whose fault is that? 518 00:22:56,076 --> 00:22:58,158 - Hey, Ma. - Hi. 519 00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:01,199 What's with the rocks? 520 00:23:01,241 --> 00:23:03,681 I'm bombarded with junk mail. 521 00:23:03,723 --> 00:23:06,284 I discovered if I ship back a box of rocks 522 00:23:06,326 --> 00:23:08,646 using the postage-paid-by-addressee 523 00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:10,568 envelope, it'd cost them a lot of money, 524 00:23:10,610 --> 00:23:12,730 and it stops. 525 00:23:12,772 --> 00:23:14,774 - Respect. - Mm-hmm. 526 00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:18,776 I've been calling Ace since last night. 527 00:23:18,818 --> 00:23:20,738 Well, we... 528 00:23:20,780 --> 00:23:23,181 The show went well, but we had a little bit of a spat. 529 00:23:23,223 --> 00:23:25,183 He's gone, Jack. 530 00:23:25,225 --> 00:23:27,505 You make it sound ominous. 531 00:23:27,547 --> 00:23:29,747 He left with food and his sleeping bag. 532 00:23:29,789 --> 00:23:31,389 Then just say he went camping. 533 00:23:31,431 --> 00:23:33,511 He went camping, Jack. 534 00:23:33,553 --> 00:23:35,153 You don't think he went camping. 535 00:23:35,195 --> 00:23:37,317 Took his Xbox. 536 00:23:43,843 --> 00:23:45,763 Welcome. 537 00:23:45,805 --> 00:23:48,326 Please be made aware that this establishment is cash only. 538 00:23:48,368 --> 00:23:50,728 No credit card, no Venmo, no PayPal, no Apple Pay, 539 00:23:50,770 --> 00:23:53,571 no crypto... cash only. 540 00:23:53,613 --> 00:23:55,253 Seems pretty restrictive. 541 00:23:55,295 --> 00:23:57,575 I'll just have some, uh, white toast. 542 00:23:57,617 --> 00:24:00,458 Hmm, tryna lose weight? 543 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,502 Just tryna enjoy some toast. 544 00:24:08,028 --> 00:24:10,668 Let me buy you a meal, partner. 545 00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:12,993 Man with your frame needs protein. 546 00:24:14,915 --> 00:24:17,075 I'm not tryin' to offend. 547 00:24:17,117 --> 00:24:20,718 I've had days where all I ate was toast. 548 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,360 I like toast. 549 00:24:22,402 --> 00:24:24,802 Can't trust a man who doesn't. 550 00:24:24,844 --> 00:24:27,285 - I usually... - Buddy, I ain't lonely. 551 00:24:27,327 --> 00:24:29,847 Go find some other runaway to make s'mores with. 552 00:24:29,889 --> 00:24:31,891 Mm. 553 00:24:33,613 --> 00:24:36,536 Well, you seem kind of old to be a runaway. 554 00:24:54,955 --> 00:24:57,315 Hey! 555 00:24:57,357 --> 00:24:59,757 So you dining and dashing on me, you motherfucker? 556 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:00,919 What you mean? 557 00:25:00,961 --> 00:25:02,600 - What? - Pay. 558 00:25:02,642 --> 00:25:04,684 Get... pay yo' bill. 559 00:25:05,765 --> 00:25:07,847 Oh, God. 560 00:25:09,689 --> 00:25:11,449 - Keep the change. - Change? 561 00:25:11,491 --> 00:25:13,693 Keep the fuck away from here, you goddamn thief. 562 00:25:17,497 --> 00:25:19,499 Hey. 563 00:25:21,221 --> 00:25:23,261 Here. 564 00:25:23,303 --> 00:25:25,063 I don't know why I did that. 565 00:25:25,105 --> 00:25:27,025 I do. 566 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,347 You feel the world owes it to you. 567 00:25:29,389 --> 00:25:31,391 So you keep it. 568 00:26:01,021 --> 00:26:03,101 - Okay. - Come on. 569 00:26:03,143 --> 00:26:04,622 Come on, Dad. 570 00:26:07,547 --> 00:26:09,547 - Nice, nice, nice. - Attagirl. 571 00:26:09,589 --> 00:26:11,829 That was 12 minutes. 572 00:26:13,313 --> 00:26:14,952 That was not 12 minutes. 573 00:26:14,994 --> 00:26:16,554 That was 11 minutes, 46 seconds. 574 00:26:19,199 --> 00:26:21,601 Ah, that sucked. 575 00:26:22,362 --> 00:26:26,084 Diego, you think you can last 15 minutes with me? 576 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:27,485 Uh... 577 00:26:27,527 --> 00:26:29,367 Okay. All right. 578 00:26:29,409 --> 00:26:31,689 In a bygone era, I woulda had a great answer 579 00:26:31,731 --> 00:26:33,771 to that question, but I'll just say this. 580 00:26:33,813 --> 00:26:35,413 Let's lock up. 581 00:26:35,455 --> 00:26:37,457 Ah. 582 00:26:47,347 --> 00:26:48,866 Hey, man, you work here? 583 00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:50,468 Are you buying or complaining? 584 00:26:50,510 --> 00:26:52,710 Buyin'. Uh, is this, uh, jacket 585 00:26:52,752 --> 00:26:54,392 good for the rain? 586 00:26:54,434 --> 00:26:56,394 What do you mean "good for the rain?" 587 00:26:56,436 --> 00:26:58,076 If I'm in the rain, will I be good? 588 00:26:58,118 --> 00:26:59,797 Well, it is a raincoat. 589 00:26:59,839 --> 00:27:03,161 So I think the answer is yes. 590 00:27:03,203 --> 00:27:05,283 You ever gone camping in Dover Springs? 591 00:27:05,325 --> 00:27:06,884 Nah, I hate camping. 592 00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:08,206 You work at a camping store. 593 00:27:08,248 --> 00:27:10,128 Alimony. Don't ever get married. 594 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:12,290 So if you're hikin' and campin' in Dover Springs, 595 00:27:12,332 --> 00:27:14,029 I hope you're all geared up. You got bear spray? 596 00:27:14,053 --> 00:27:15,231 There's bears in Dover Springs? 597 00:27:15,255 --> 00:27:17,095 Oh, yeah, lots of 'em. 598 00:27:17,137 --> 00:27:18,897 They passed a law you can't kill 'em anymore, 599 00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:21,059 but bears don't seem to be thankful about that 600 00:27:21,101 --> 00:27:23,741 when you run into 'em, so watch out. 601 00:27:23,783 --> 00:27:25,543 You got hiking boots? 602 00:27:25,585 --> 00:27:27,563 Uh, naw, I was just... I was just gonna wear these. 603 00:27:27,587 --> 00:27:28,724 You're gonna hike in soccer shoes? 604 00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:30,148 It's pretty rough terrain. 605 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:32,192 They're broken in. I'll be good. 606 00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:34,792 Hey, I just wanna make sure 607 00:27:34,834 --> 00:27:36,794 you know what you're doin' up there. 608 00:27:36,836 --> 00:27:39,197 I mean, you're asking me about the efficacy of a raincoat. 609 00:27:39,239 --> 00:27:41,199 This... this particular raincoat. 610 00:27:41,241 --> 00:27:44,362 Raincoats always work, man. That's why they're raincoats. 611 00:27:44,404 --> 00:27:45,523 Do you sell tents? 612 00:27:45,565 --> 00:27:47,567 Oh, my God. 613 00:28:14,394 --> 00:28:16,091 Every time, just keeps making the bus. 614 00:28:16,115 --> 00:28:17,915 I don't understand... 615 00:28:17,957 --> 00:28:20,400 I don't think it's too bad. 616 00:28:21,801 --> 00:28:25,523 I'll smile more to offset it. 617 00:28:25,565 --> 00:28:27,365 Thank you for waking me up yesterday. 618 00:28:27,407 --> 00:28:29,927 Think we're gonna get that contract with the county... 619 00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:31,129 A lot of mowers. 620 00:28:31,171 --> 00:28:33,691 Jack, that's so great. 621 00:28:33,733 --> 00:28:36,374 Ace left town. 622 00:28:36,416 --> 00:28:38,536 I have no idea where. 623 00:28:38,578 --> 00:28:42,340 I think the idea is he don't want me havin' any idea, 624 00:28:42,382 --> 00:28:44,061 'cause he hates me. 625 00:28:44,103 --> 00:28:46,144 He doesn't. He's not gone far. 626 00:28:46,186 --> 00:28:48,188 He took his Xbox. 627 00:28:50,430 --> 00:28:52,150 I never shoulda told him the truth. 628 00:28:52,192 --> 00:28:53,671 Staci, we were cookin'. 629 00:28:53,713 --> 00:28:55,593 We had arrived. 630 00:28:55,635 --> 00:28:57,835 Let's just have this meeting, get Thomas back in school. 631 00:28:57,877 --> 00:28:59,317 Ace will be back. 632 00:28:59,359 --> 00:29:01,719 Hello there, Mr. Spade, Mrs. Spade. 633 00:29:01,761 --> 00:29:03,881 - Good to see you again. - Hey, good to see you. 634 00:29:03,923 --> 00:29:06,083 Despite the circumstances. Um... 635 00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:07,885 - This is Jennifer Stone. - Hi. 636 00:29:07,927 --> 00:29:09,527 Pleasure to meet you, Ms. Stone. 637 00:29:09,569 --> 00:29:11,106 - Hi. - She works with 638 00:29:11,130 --> 00:29:13,333 the district as a school psychologist. 639 00:29:14,694 --> 00:29:15,973 Uh, sorry we kept you waiting. 640 00:29:16,015 --> 00:29:17,895 Uh, no worries at all. 641 00:29:17,937 --> 00:29:21,779 The amount of time I spent in this here office as a boy 642 00:29:21,821 --> 00:29:24,061 makes me nostalgic to be back. 643 00:29:24,103 --> 00:29:25,601 Usually, the principal's office 644 00:29:25,625 --> 00:29:27,425 brings up scary memories. 645 00:29:27,467 --> 00:29:29,507 I hope you weren't a troublemaker, Mr. Spade. 646 00:29:29,549 --> 00:29:31,669 Well, I didn't necessarily make any trouble... 647 00:29:31,711 --> 00:29:34,272 Didn't shy away from it when it found me, 648 00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:36,314 certainly wasn't scared of it. 649 00:29:36,356 --> 00:29:39,317 Violence sometimes suggests a deeper issue going on 650 00:29:39,359 --> 00:29:43,281 with a child, and the proximity to professional wrestling 651 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:45,283 may even normalise it. 652 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:47,485 It's boys. We handled it at home. 653 00:29:47,527 --> 00:29:49,567 Tell us. We're concerned. 654 00:29:49,609 --> 00:29:51,809 No need for a concern. It's handled. 655 00:29:51,851 --> 00:29:54,572 Thomas understands he can't use his fists to express himself. 656 00:29:54,614 --> 00:29:56,053 Well, not at school, anyways. 657 00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:57,895 School, their rules. 658 00:29:57,937 --> 00:29:59,595 School rules say you can't defend yourself that way. 659 00:29:59,619 --> 00:30:01,138 Noted. 660 00:30:01,180 --> 00:30:03,261 There's no need for a deeper dive. 661 00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:06,063 Okay, well, the video evidence of the incident 662 00:30:06,105 --> 00:30:07,585 might amend your feelings about it. 663 00:30:07,627 --> 00:30:09,627 You got any audio evidence? 664 00:30:09,669 --> 00:30:13,030 Audio evidence would amend your feelings, 665 00:30:13,072 --> 00:30:14,952 because audio evidence would 666 00:30:14,994 --> 00:30:17,235 reveal what provoked Thomas that day. 667 00:30:17,277 --> 00:30:19,357 Thomas broke the boy's nose. 668 00:30:19,399 --> 00:30:23,321 We want to make every effort to de-escalate the situation. 669 00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:24,762 I-I-It's over. 670 00:30:24,804 --> 00:30:26,804 It's de-escalated. 671 00:30:26,846 --> 00:30:27,925 You think this is funny? 672 00:30:27,967 --> 00:30:29,647 No, I don't. 673 00:30:29,689 --> 00:30:32,970 But I was just recalling when I was in fifth grade here. 674 00:30:33,012 --> 00:30:35,012 A kid named Dave Curley 675 00:30:35,054 --> 00:30:38,296 pulled down Becky Colquit's pants at recess. 676 00:30:38,338 --> 00:30:40,378 Becky's brother, Todd, stepped up. 677 00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:42,059 He broke Dave's nose, 678 00:30:42,101 --> 00:30:44,141 and then he broke Dave's left arm. 679 00:30:44,183 --> 00:30:48,786 And Dave learned something that day about bullying. 680 00:30:48,828 --> 00:30:50,348 Now, guess what? 681 00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:52,310 Dave turned into a pretty good guy. 682 00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:54,592 He's working as a social worker now up in Raleigh. 683 00:30:54,634 --> 00:30:56,073 Thomas is a sensitive boy, 684 00:30:56,115 --> 00:30:58,276 who responded in a way we don't prefer. 685 00:30:58,318 --> 00:31:01,279 Thomas got told to go fuck himself. 686 00:31:01,321 --> 00:31:03,323 That's bullying. 687 00:31:04,444 --> 00:31:07,164 Thomas taught that bully a life lesson 688 00:31:07,206 --> 00:31:10,167 about using threats and fightin' words. 689 00:31:10,209 --> 00:31:11,529 There's no such thing 690 00:31:11,571 --> 00:31:13,170 as fighting words, Mr. Spade. 691 00:31:13,212 --> 00:31:15,813 Fighting words escalate into a school shooting, 692 00:31:15,855 --> 00:31:17,857 and you don't want that, do you? 693 00:31:19,058 --> 00:31:21,339 Did you just ask me if I wanted this to escalate 694 00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:22,580 to a school shootin'? 695 00:31:22,622 --> 00:31:24,624 I did. 696 00:31:25,304 --> 00:31:29,467 Until Congress legislates an approved list of fighting words 697 00:31:29,509 --> 00:31:33,871 that justifiably provoke physical retribution, 698 00:31:33,913 --> 00:31:36,714 we're just gonna draw the line at no punching, 699 00:31:36,756 --> 00:31:39,517 no kicking, no scratching, no pulling hair too, 700 00:31:39,559 --> 00:31:42,239 but top on the list is no punching. 701 00:31:42,281 --> 00:31:43,761 Make sense? 702 00:31:43,803 --> 00:31:45,805 Totally. Completely. 703 00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:53,411 Well, mission accomplished. 704 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,773 That was one of the worst routes ever taken 705 00:31:55,815 --> 00:31:57,815 to accomplish any mission ever. 706 00:31:57,857 --> 00:31:59,577 It's a miracle we got out of that meetin' 707 00:31:59,619 --> 00:32:01,659 with them agreein' to let Thomas back in school. 708 00:32:01,701 --> 00:32:04,221 Well, Staci, it's over and done with, and he's unsuspended, 709 00:32:04,263 --> 00:32:06,063 so what is the deal for tonight? 710 00:32:06,105 --> 00:32:07,785 You gon' drive to Alpharetta, grab Thomas, 711 00:32:07,827 --> 00:32:09,829 and just come on back, 'cause that's a... 712 00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:15,753 That's a lot of driving for one day. 713 00:32:15,795 --> 00:32:17,675 I don't even know what to s... 714 00:32:17,717 --> 00:32:20,157 Staci, I came to the meetin'. 715 00:32:20,199 --> 00:32:22,760 Me, it's Jack. It's my point of view. 716 00:32:22,802 --> 00:32:24,522 I figure since we were invited... 717 00:32:24,564 --> 00:32:26,283 Summoned. We were summoned. 718 00:32:26,325 --> 00:32:29,006 They had the district school psychologist there. 719 00:32:29,048 --> 00:32:31,088 This wasn't a meetin' about detention and writin' 720 00:32:31,130 --> 00:32:32,970 "I'm sorry for punching" 200 times. 721 00:32:33,012 --> 00:32:35,132 They think our son might have mental health issues. 722 00:32:35,174 --> 00:32:36,173 They... 723 00:32:36,215 --> 00:32:37,735 They're concerned 724 00:32:37,777 --> 00:32:39,354 that the school district's gonna get sued. 725 00:32:39,378 --> 00:32:41,138 They're just tryin' to cover their ass. 726 00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:42,518 They wanted us to acknowledge punching as wrong. 727 00:32:42,542 --> 00:32:44,061 How could you not read that? 728 00:32:44,103 --> 00:32:46,183 'Cause punchin' is not always wrong. 729 00:32:46,225 --> 00:32:48,283 Listen, are we supposed to live according to principle, 730 00:32:48,307 --> 00:32:49,987 or we just supposed to suck it up? 731 00:32:50,029 --> 00:32:51,447 We're supposed to live according to principle 732 00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:52,950 and common sense. 733 00:32:52,992 --> 00:32:55,595 Well, let me know when to use which. 734 00:32:56,596 --> 00:32:59,356 And hey, how-how is it that I'm here talkin' 'bout Thomas, 735 00:32:59,398 --> 00:33:01,118 and you're clearly tryin' to talk about me? 736 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,480 No, I'm talkin' about all of us. 737 00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:03,881 This is exactly my point. 738 00:33:03,923 --> 00:33:05,723 I think we're doin' this together, 739 00:33:05,765 --> 00:33:08,686 and then you go rogue, arguing about fighting words. 740 00:33:08,728 --> 00:33:10,648 No, goin' rogue's fightin' 741 00:33:10,690 --> 00:33:12,692 in the absence of fightin' words. 742 00:33:14,133 --> 00:33:15,853 Those people have master's degrees. 743 00:33:15,895 --> 00:33:17,473 If they think we should reframe our son's behaviour, 744 00:33:17,497 --> 00:33:19,336 maybe we should just listen. 745 00:33:19,378 --> 00:33:22,259 I listened, then I responded. 746 00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:24,822 You talked. You schooled the school people. 747 00:33:24,864 --> 00:33:26,383 What the hell, man? 748 00:33:26,425 --> 00:33:28,305 You have one gear lately... Confrontational. 749 00:33:28,347 --> 00:33:29,987 I was in there defendin' our son, 750 00:33:30,029 --> 00:33:31,286 who did not have mental health issues... 751 00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:33,312 I don't wanna argue. 752 00:33:39,238 --> 00:33:40,758 I just wanna hold your hand 753 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,921 and walk through this life together. 754 00:33:43,963 --> 00:33:45,523 But I... 755 00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,244 I sure can't imagine anyone observin' us 756 00:33:47,286 --> 00:33:49,448 and thinking, "Wow, what a great marriage." 757 00:33:51,531 --> 00:33:54,532 But it's what I want. 758 00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:57,254 It's what we deserve, and it's not this. 759 00:33:59,859 --> 00:34:01,459 And I'm not in a hurry to come home 760 00:34:01,501 --> 00:34:03,503 if this is the way we're gonna treat a... 761 00:34:05,705 --> 00:34:07,707 Go ahead. 762 00:34:08,267 --> 00:34:09,947 Say something else 763 00:34:09,989 --> 00:34:11,487 about how I'm no longer the man that you married. 764 00:34:11,511 --> 00:34:14,151 Stop provoking me. I wasn't going... 765 00:34:14,193 --> 00:34:16,674 I did what you asked. I told Ace the truth. 766 00:34:16,716 --> 00:34:18,796 I'm here at this meetin' listening to those two 767 00:34:18,838 --> 00:34:21,238 fucking idiots tell us that our son is a bully, 768 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,080 which is not true. 769 00:34:23,122 --> 00:34:25,643 I conceded the point. I did not think it true, 770 00:34:25,685 --> 00:34:29,406 but I did for you, for Thomas, for us. 771 00:34:29,448 --> 00:34:31,889 I can play by the rules, but you're here, 772 00:34:31,931 --> 00:34:33,410 and you're threatenin' me, Staci. 773 00:34:33,452 --> 00:34:34,510 You're threatenin' to stay separated! 774 00:34:34,534 --> 00:34:36,093 No, I am telling you 775 00:34:36,135 --> 00:34:39,737 I am so disoriented and... and... and unfamiliar 776 00:34:39,779 --> 00:34:44,183 by this way you now seem to express your unhappiness. 777 00:34:45,665 --> 00:34:47,304 And that it has to change, Jack, 778 00:34:47,346 --> 00:34:48,746 because I can't do it like this. 779 00:34:48,788 --> 00:34:50,347 Well, I don't know 780 00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:52,047 when you got so conditional, but there it is. 781 00:34:52,071 --> 00:34:53,529 - Don't say it's conditional. - That's fine. 782 00:34:53,553 --> 00:34:54,890 - No, it is! - Who the fuck are you? 783 00:34:54,914 --> 00:34:57,755 It is! 784 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,440 And look, may-maybe it should be. 785 00:35:03,482 --> 00:35:05,484 I get... I get it. 786 00:35:08,007 --> 00:35:11,569 I'm... I'm gonna stop asking you to come home, 787 00:35:11,611 --> 00:35:15,733 because clearly, I haven't earned it. 788 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:22,820 Who am I? 789 00:35:22,862 --> 00:35:25,102 I disappeared 790 00:35:25,144 --> 00:35:28,225 the day my dad shot himself in the head. 791 00:35:28,267 --> 00:35:30,067 And Daddy's final words to me were, 792 00:35:30,109 --> 00:35:34,672 "Jack, take care of Ace," and I thought that I was. 793 00:35:34,714 --> 00:35:36,754 I'm a man who's desperate to provide, 794 00:35:36,796 --> 00:35:39,436 who's tryin' to build a home for all of us. 795 00:35:39,478 --> 00:35:41,599 And, Staci, I'm failin' at all that. 796 00:35:41,641 --> 00:35:43,440 So n... so I'm... so I'm a man 797 00:35:43,482 --> 00:35:45,843 who doesn't know where his brother is, 798 00:35:45,885 --> 00:35:49,326 and... and whose wife and son have left him 799 00:35:49,368 --> 00:35:51,929 alone in our home. 800 00:35:51,971 --> 00:35:54,091 Now what's that make me? Who's that make me? 801 00:35:54,133 --> 00:35:56,974 I'm just a dude. 802 00:35:57,016 --> 00:35:58,215 I'm just... 803 00:35:58,257 --> 00:36:00,778 I'm just a dude who's tryin'. 804 00:36:02,742 --> 00:36:05,703 And all I'm doin' instead is I'm fuckin' everything up. 805 00:36:05,745 --> 00:36:08,706 I'm a disaster. 806 00:36:08,748 --> 00:36:11,388 I don't know 807 00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:14,031 what I have to do 808 00:36:14,073 --> 00:36:17,835 to find the guy that I was before. 809 00:36:17,877 --> 00:36:20,117 I don't know the first thing. 810 00:36:24,644 --> 00:36:26,123 I'ma figure it out. 811 00:36:55,955 --> 00:37:00,157 ? I already feel ? 812 00:37:00,199 --> 00:37:04,521 ? Like doing it again ? 813 00:37:04,563 --> 00:37:06,083 ? Honey ? 814 00:37:08,728 --> 00:37:11,088 ? 'Cause once you know Then you know ? 815 00:37:11,130 --> 00:37:14,171 ? And you don't wanna go ? 816 00:37:14,213 --> 00:37:17,254 ? Back to wherever it is That you come from, yeah ? 817 00:37:19,739 --> 00:37:24,621 ? I just want to stay high ? 818 00:37:24,663 --> 00:37:28,507 ? With you ? 819 00:37:31,711 --> 00:37:33,270 This is Ace. Leave a message, 820 00:37:33,312 --> 00:37:34,489 and I'll hit you back. 821 00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:36,073 Ace, hey, listen to me, man. 822 00:37:36,115 --> 00:37:37,715 I don't know how far you went or where, 823 00:37:37,757 --> 00:37:39,797 but I know that you took your Xbox with you. 824 00:37:39,839 --> 00:37:42,359 So just tell me what I gotta do to get you back here. 825 00:37:42,401 --> 00:37:44,401 You want me to run down Main Street naked 826 00:37:44,443 --> 00:37:45,683 with a pumpkin head? 827 00:37:45,725 --> 00:37:47,124 Done! All right? 828 00:37:47,166 --> 00:37:48,926 I messed up, but I need you with me, 829 00:37:48,968 --> 00:37:50,786 and I want you to know that I won't keep on working 830 00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:53,370 to build this thing until you decide to come back. 831 00:37:53,412 --> 00:37:54,669 You know that you gon' come back, 832 00:37:54,693 --> 00:37:56,413 because you were born to wrestle! 833 00:37:56,455 --> 00:37:59,098 So just reach out, and let's fix this! 834 00:38:03,142 --> 00:38:04,381 Okay, okay. 835 00:38:04,423 --> 00:38:06,343 Naked lady walks into a bar. 836 00:38:06,385 --> 00:38:08,225 Poodle under one hand. 837 00:38:08,267 --> 00:38:10,107 There's no way, dude. 838 00:38:10,149 --> 00:38:13,590 Ace has gone away, no idea where. 839 00:38:13,632 --> 00:38:15,592 New plan... Crystal, you're gon' be on the card. 840 00:38:15,634 --> 00:38:17,674 Where? I don't know. 841 00:38:17,716 --> 00:38:18,854 But we're gonna throw you in the deep end. 842 00:38:18,878 --> 00:38:20,397 That way, if you drown, 843 00:38:20,439 --> 00:38:22,279 we will not have wasted any time. 844 00:38:22,321 --> 00:38:24,379 Don't ask me how it ends. Don't ask me how it begins. 845 00:38:24,403 --> 00:38:26,724 I'm gonna write a promo. We're gonna shoot it tonight. 846 00:38:26,766 --> 00:38:28,768 Brew some coffee. 847 00:38:32,731 --> 00:38:35,212 Jesus, the minute we get some momentum... 848 00:38:35,254 --> 00:38:36,974 These fucking brothers, man. 849 00:38:37,016 --> 00:38:39,416 Now Ace quit? Rooster defected. 850 00:38:39,458 --> 00:38:41,578 Pock's gone AWOL. Bobby's leg's broke. 851 00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:43,140 It's fucking great. 852 00:38:43,182 --> 00:38:44,599 Actually, I'm healing really fast. 853 00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:45,680 Doctor said that I make more calcium 854 00:38:45,704 --> 00:38:47,144 than the average person. 855 00:38:47,186 --> 00:38:48,746 How's that work, exactly? 856 00:38:48,788 --> 00:38:50,125 You got, like, a milk titty in your leg? 857 00:38:55,835 --> 00:38:57,114 Hey, Jack. 858 00:38:57,156 --> 00:38:58,715 Want you to know I'm here 859 00:38:58,757 --> 00:39:00,517 to relieve some pressure, here to help. 860 00:39:00,559 --> 00:39:02,257 Bill, if you're gonna tell me that I don't know 861 00:39:02,281 --> 00:39:04,882 what the fuck I'm doing again, no, thank you. 862 00:39:04,924 --> 00:39:06,221 "You don't know what the fuck you're doin'" 863 00:39:06,245 --> 00:39:08,445 is not an insult. 864 00:39:08,487 --> 00:39:10,327 It isn't. 865 00:39:10,369 --> 00:39:14,491 Look, you can't be judged on your ability to do something 866 00:39:14,533 --> 00:39:17,254 if you haven't been properly taught how... 867 00:39:17,296 --> 00:39:19,937 No disrespect to your dad. 868 00:39:19,979 --> 00:39:23,901 Hey, you wanna go where he never went 869 00:39:23,943 --> 00:39:26,583 and where I've been. 870 00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:28,906 Sometimes my turns of phrase misfire. 871 00:39:28,948 --> 00:39:32,029 I own that. I offer an apology. 872 00:39:32,071 --> 00:39:34,193 And I am here to help. 873 00:39:35,394 --> 00:39:38,035 Not to disrupt. 874 00:39:38,077 --> 00:39:40,157 Now, look. 875 00:39:40,199 --> 00:39:44,121 We are, right now, what we call in the business, 876 00:39:44,163 --> 00:39:45,923 butt-fucked. 877 00:39:45,965 --> 00:39:49,086 The finish to the title match gave us a huge pop, 878 00:39:49,128 --> 00:39:50,848 but we booked ourselves into a corner. 879 00:39:50,890 --> 00:39:52,707 We gotta figure out how to make you whole again 880 00:39:52,731 --> 00:39:55,813 while still pushing Crystal without emasculatin' 881 00:39:55,855 --> 00:39:58,095 your sausage party of a talent roster. 882 00:39:58,137 --> 00:40:01,018 Look, you can write. 883 00:40:01,060 --> 00:40:03,100 Write. 884 00:40:03,142 --> 00:40:05,102 But I got some ideas... 885 00:40:05,144 --> 00:40:06,944 Some good ones. 886 00:40:06,986 --> 00:40:09,388 I'd like to share 'em with you. 887 00:40:10,829 --> 00:40:13,951 In this... 888 00:40:13,993 --> 00:40:17,394 battered notebook, one of about 100, 889 00:40:17,436 --> 00:40:21,999 there lies the scribbled wisdom born out of 7,000 nights 890 00:40:22,041 --> 00:40:24,243 in 6,000 motels. 891 00:40:28,607 --> 00:40:32,371 Let's put our heads together and get this shit goin'. 892 00:40:40,219 --> 00:40:42,940 As president of the Duffy Wrestling League 893 00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:45,542 board of directors, I called this press conference 894 00:40:45,584 --> 00:40:47,304 to address the recent controversy. 895 00:40:47,346 --> 00:40:49,907 Last week, in an overzealous moment, 896 00:40:49,949 --> 00:40:54,111 our referee erroneously awarded the title to Bunny Bombshell, 897 00:40:54,153 --> 00:40:57,234 who was not a legal competitor in the title match, 898 00:40:57,276 --> 00:40:59,836 and therefore, was ineligible to win. 899 00:40:59,878 --> 00:41:01,256 - Huh. - 'Scuse me. 900 00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:06,123 This referee 901 00:41:06,165 --> 00:41:08,966 is now suspended without pay, pending an investigation. 902 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,647 There's no need. There's no need. 903 00:41:10,689 --> 00:41:12,489 I'm retiring from reffing. 904 00:41:12,531 --> 00:41:14,091 Praise the Lord. 905 00:41:14,133 --> 00:41:16,053 Nice passing the heat to the ref. 906 00:41:16,095 --> 00:41:17,334 Time-tested good shit. 907 00:41:17,376 --> 00:41:18,976 Shut the fuck up, Kevin. 908 00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:21,498 Bill Hancock was incapacitated during the match 909 00:41:21,540 --> 00:41:23,300 and left unattended, 910 00:41:23,342 --> 00:41:25,662 a grievous oversight by our entire promotion. 911 00:41:25,704 --> 00:41:28,145 I want to apologise to Mr. Hancock 912 00:41:28,187 --> 00:41:32,269 for our mishandling of your gastrointestinal complication 913 00:41:32,311 --> 00:41:36,753 and offer you Jack Spade in a ladder match rematch 914 00:41:36,795 --> 00:41:38,395 for the DWL title. 915 00:41:38,437 --> 00:41:39,836 This is only happenin', 916 00:41:39,878 --> 00:41:41,336 'cause he's threatenin' to sue the DWL! 917 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,800 Eddie. 918 00:41:43,842 --> 00:41:48,525 I accept your completely unmotivated apology. 919 00:41:48,567 --> 00:41:50,807 But if you're looking for who to blame, 920 00:41:50,849 --> 00:41:55,212 look at who might gain through sabotage. 921 00:41:55,254 --> 00:41:57,374 Jack Spade. 922 00:41:57,416 --> 00:41:59,056 Ace Spade. 923 00:41:59,098 --> 00:42:01,100 I was poisoned! 924 00:42:02,821 --> 00:42:05,422 And who had better access 925 00:42:05,464 --> 00:42:09,987 than my so-called valet, Bunny freakin' Bombshell? 926 00:42:10,029 --> 00:42:14,271 A valet that had just come off workin' with Ace Spade. 927 00:42:14,313 --> 00:42:16,273 Maybe they never stopped working together. 928 00:42:16,315 --> 00:42:19,436 Keep on using them fightin' words, Bill, 929 00:42:19,478 --> 00:42:21,438 and you're gonna find yourself in a world of hurt. 930 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,481 You got your money, and you got your lawyers, 931 00:42:24,523 --> 00:42:27,644 but what you also have is a mouth writin' checks 932 00:42:27,686 --> 00:42:29,606 that your leaky ass can't cash! 933 00:42:29,648 --> 00:42:31,768 Let's go right now, big Jack! 934 00:42:31,810 --> 00:42:34,251 Please! Leave it for the ring, 935 00:42:34,293 --> 00:42:36,613 where we will all gladly pay 936 00:42:36,655 --> 00:42:38,575 to see you spill one another's blood. 937 00:42:38,617 --> 00:42:40,097 And now, Ms. Bombshell... 938 00:42:40,139 --> 00:42:42,139 Whoa, check yourself. 939 00:42:43,862 --> 00:42:48,185 My name is not Bunny Bombshell or Tits McGee 940 00:42:48,227 --> 00:42:50,907 or any other cartoon stage name 941 00:42:50,949 --> 00:42:54,671 this hairy, syphilitic sack of skin tried pinnin' on me. 942 00:42:54,713 --> 00:42:58,395 You will call me Crystal Tyler. 943 00:42:58,437 --> 00:43:02,039 I am a grown, damn woman. 944 00:43:02,081 --> 00:43:03,721 Oh, you think it's funny, Jack Spade, huh? 945 00:43:03,762 --> 00:43:05,242 I do. 946 00:43:05,284 --> 00:43:07,044 What's funny was that look on your face 947 00:43:07,086 --> 00:43:09,886 after I kicked your ass and took your title! 948 00:43:09,928 --> 00:43:11,346 - You wanna go right now? - I'll do whatever... 949 00:43:11,370 --> 00:43:13,290 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Ms. Tyler! 950 00:43:13,332 --> 00:43:16,133 I am impressed by your competitive fire, 951 00:43:16,175 --> 00:43:19,296 but this belt and the title are gonna be held in abeyance 952 00:43:19,338 --> 00:43:20,977 until Saturday's match 953 00:43:21,019 --> 00:43:23,940 between Jack Spade and Wild Bill Hancock. 954 00:43:23,982 --> 00:43:26,623 And Ace Spade, you're invited to return to Duffy 955 00:43:26,665 --> 00:43:28,625 and challenge for the belt again. 956 00:43:28,667 --> 00:43:31,628 If not, your spot'll be taken by another challenger. 957 00:43:31,670 --> 00:43:35,032 See you all Saturday, 7:30 p.m., 958 00:43:35,074 --> 00:43:37,514 live from the Duffy Dome. 959 00:43:37,556 --> 00:43:39,076 - Cut. - Good! 960 00:43:39,118 --> 00:43:41,118 Hey, good job. 961 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,977 - Nice job. - Very well done! 962 00:43:43,001 --> 00:43:44,579 Ain't nothin' without the words, Shakespeare. 963 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,161 Hey. Standing room only. 964 00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:25,842 Field of fucking Dreams out there. 965 00:44:25,884 --> 00:44:27,324 Promo worked so good. 966 00:44:27,366 --> 00:44:28,765 Merch is moving. Beer is flowing. 967 00:44:28,807 --> 00:44:30,647 We're gonna make some money tonight. 968 00:44:30,689 --> 00:44:32,307 Yeah, they still gotta buy what we're sellin' in the ring. 969 00:44:32,331 --> 00:44:33,930 Okay, one victory at a time. 970 00:44:33,972 --> 00:44:36,893 You sure about the finish? Just confirming. 971 00:44:41,740 --> 00:44:43,260 This is Ace. Leave a message, 972 00:44:43,302 --> 00:44:44,599 and I'll hit you back. 973 00:44:44,623 --> 00:44:46,703 Hey, if you show up here 974 00:44:46,745 --> 00:44:49,186 in the next ten minutes or so, just slide in the back, 975 00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:51,628 and I'll fill you in once we're in the ring. 976 00:44:51,670 --> 00:44:54,111 Otherwise, I'm gon' keep reachin' out, 977 00:44:54,153 --> 00:44:56,072 and I'm gon' keep leavin' these messages. 978 00:44:58,437 --> 00:45:00,277 I need you back here. 979 00:45:03,602 --> 00:45:05,682 Let's go. 980 00:45:28,146 --> 00:45:30,106 Ace! Ace! Ace! 981 00:45:30,148 --> 00:45:32,789 Ace! Ace! Ace! 982 00:45:32,831 --> 00:45:34,631 Folks, I'm sorry to say this, 983 00:45:34,673 --> 00:45:36,393 but Ace Spade is a no-show. 984 00:45:38,877 --> 00:45:41,478 But you were promised a triple threat ladder match 985 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,562 for the DWL strap, and that's exactly what you're gonna get. 986 00:45:47,406 --> 00:45:50,767 Ace Spade's sudden and mysterious absence 987 00:45:50,809 --> 00:45:54,291 has provided the opportunity of a lifetime. 988 00:45:54,333 --> 00:45:56,973 I am makin' an open challenge 989 00:45:57,015 --> 00:46:00,056 to any other man on the DWL roster. 990 00:46:00,098 --> 00:46:02,100 Now, who's it gonna be? 991 00:46:03,302 --> 00:46:04,541 How 'bout a woman? 992 00:46:10,829 --> 00:46:13,630 I got a DWL contract right here, 993 00:46:13,672 --> 00:46:15,752 which means I'm on the roster. 994 00:46:15,794 --> 00:46:17,194 No, no, no, no! 995 00:46:17,236 --> 00:46:20,477 And I came here for what's mine... 996 00:46:20,519 --> 00:46:22,599 To win back my belt! 997 00:46:25,163 --> 00:46:26,923 Oh, don't encourage her now, folks. 998 00:46:26,965 --> 00:46:30,166 She's a spectator just like yourselves tonight. 999 00:46:30,208 --> 00:46:33,730 Look at this typical male bull crap. 1000 00:46:33,772 --> 00:46:37,214 Woman comes in, beats three men 1001 00:46:37,256 --> 00:46:39,656 only to have a fourth man 1002 00:46:39,698 --> 00:46:43,300 manufacture some technicality 1003 00:46:43,342 --> 00:46:45,822 to dismiss her. 1004 00:46:45,864 --> 00:46:47,504 They're lookin' at me like, 1005 00:46:47,546 --> 00:46:50,066 "Who's this bitch think she is?" 1006 00:46:50,108 --> 00:46:52,229 Shut up! 1007 00:46:52,271 --> 00:46:54,671 You guys see that look on Jack Spade's face? 1008 00:46:54,713 --> 00:46:58,034 Yeah, he don't like a lady 1009 00:46:58,076 --> 00:47:02,639 using such language in the DWL, but you know what? 1010 00:47:02,681 --> 00:47:04,761 You're actually right about me, Jack. 1011 00:47:04,803 --> 00:47:07,644 My name is Crystal Tyler, 1012 00:47:07,686 --> 00:47:10,647 and I am the baddest bitch 1013 00:47:10,689 --> 00:47:12,729 the DWL has ever seen! 1014 00:47:17,576 --> 00:47:19,738 Nice. 1015 00:47:23,141 --> 00:47:26,863 I am the real goddamn champ 1016 00:47:26,905 --> 00:47:30,267 till one of you has got the balls to take it from me. 1017 00:47:33,191 --> 00:47:37,354 Your job is to hop around and fetch my robe. 1018 00:47:39,117 --> 00:47:40,695 So quit twitching your little bunny tail here 1019 00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:42,519 and hop on out! 1020 00:47:42,561 --> 00:47:44,641 This match is no place for a woman. 1021 00:47:50,008 --> 00:47:54,371 Crystal Tyler, you want in the match? 1022 00:47:54,413 --> 00:47:57,534 You got it! 1023 00:47:57,576 --> 00:48:00,897 But! But don't you come crying to me 1024 00:48:00,939 --> 00:48:04,541 'cause you got bit trying to play with the big dogs. 1025 00:48:06,545 --> 00:48:08,745 Ring that bell, Eddie! 1026 00:48:09,988 --> 00:48:12,230 I am officially protestin... 1027 00:48:14,713 --> 00:48:16,152 Shit! 1028 00:48:16,194 --> 00:48:18,114 That's a living legend right there! 1029 00:48:18,156 --> 00:48:20,158 How dare you! 1030 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,321 All right, folks. We are under way. 1031 00:48:24,363 --> 00:48:26,282 Oh, he's giving her a police escort 1032 00:48:26,324 --> 00:48:28,204 right into the turnbuckle there. 1033 00:48:28,246 --> 00:48:30,487 She don't belong in this ring! 1034 00:48:30,529 --> 00:48:33,129 Witchcraft! 1035 00:48:33,171 --> 00:48:35,091 Burn her! 1036 00:48:35,133 --> 00:48:36,871 There's just two left in the dance contest now. 1037 00:48:36,895 --> 00:48:38,615 Okay, here we go. 1038 00:48:38,657 --> 00:48:40,377 Now this is some great action here. 1039 00:48:40,419 --> 00:48:42,178 You don't turn your back on a girl 1040 00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:44,140 with that kind of agility, I'll tell ya. 1041 00:48:44,182 --> 00:48:45,760 Looks like she's tryin' to maybe choke him. 1042 00:48:45,784 --> 00:48:47,784 Whoa! 1043 00:48:47,826 --> 00:48:49,283 Crystal just lands on her feet like a housecat. 1044 00:48:49,307 --> 00:48:50,787 Stuck the dismount. 1045 00:48:50,829 --> 00:48:52,789 Uh-uh. She means business. 1046 00:48:54,433 --> 00:48:56,112 Oh! 1047 00:48:56,154 --> 00:48:57,914 Well, that done backfired on him, didn't it? 1048 00:48:57,956 --> 00:48:59,436 Ow! Come on! 1049 00:48:59,478 --> 00:49:00,775 - Did it hurt? - Yes! 1050 00:49:00,799 --> 00:49:02,959 Yeah? 1051 00:49:03,001 --> 00:49:04,659 She just keeps slappin' with her open hand. 1052 00:49:04,683 --> 00:49:06,322 I don't understand that. 1053 00:49:06,364 --> 00:49:08,445 I would use a rock or a closed fist. 1054 00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:09,824 Closed fist is illegal in professional wrestling, 1055 00:49:09,848 --> 00:49:11,850 Eddie Earl. 1056 00:49:12,411 --> 00:49:13,850 Oh! 1057 00:49:13,892 --> 00:49:15,251 He threw her for distance. 1058 00:49:15,293 --> 00:49:16,973 Oh, he's fixin' to end 1059 00:49:17,015 --> 00:49:18,735 this girl's career before it starts. 1060 00:49:18,777 --> 00:49:20,274 Oh, she's jumping up to the top pole. 1061 00:49:20,298 --> 00:49:22,218 Appliances. Here she goes. 1062 00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:24,220 Oh! That is some kind of superkick right there. 1063 00:49:24,262 --> 00:49:26,342 Every time Jack takes his eyes off the prize, 1064 00:49:26,384 --> 00:49:27,944 Crystal does something fantastic. 1065 00:49:29,067 --> 00:49:30,146 Oh! 1066 00:49:30,188 --> 00:49:31,708 - Good lord! - Oh! 1067 00:49:31,750 --> 00:49:33,309 Like a young Nadia Comaneci, 1068 00:49:33,351 --> 00:49:35,071 right with an elbow to the face. 1069 00:49:35,113 --> 00:49:36,571 For anybody under 75 right now, 1070 00:49:36,595 --> 00:49:38,194 he means Simone Biles. 1071 00:49:38,236 --> 00:49:39,814 He's working the outside of the ring here. 1072 00:49:39,838 --> 00:49:41,438 - Thanks very much. - Hey! 1073 00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,640 He's stealing a $7-beer. That's not all right. 1074 00:49:43,682 --> 00:49:46,202 Remember, this is a ladder match. 1075 00:49:46,244 --> 00:49:48,885 You need to use the ladder to climb and grab the belt. 1076 00:49:57,856 --> 00:49:59,554 You need the ladder to win the match, 1077 00:49:59,578 --> 00:50:02,699 but it can also be used against you. 1078 00:50:02,741 --> 00:50:04,100 Look at her. 1079 00:50:04,142 --> 00:50:07,223 She's been to a Home Depot before. 1080 00:50:07,265 --> 00:50:10,547 All right, well, he's back in the ring. 1081 00:50:10,589 --> 00:50:12,951 He's a little... oh. Little do-si-do there. 1082 00:50:18,116 --> 00:50:19,836 She didn't plan to land on that elbow. 1083 00:50:19,878 --> 00:50:22,439 Hot dog, kids these days call that a cutter. 1084 00:50:22,481 --> 00:50:24,601 It's a Crystal Cutter, Eddie Earl! 1085 00:50:24,643 --> 00:50:27,203 That's a rich country in the Middle East as well. 1086 00:50:29,808 --> 00:50:30,985 All right, that ladder's twice the size 1087 00:50:31,009 --> 00:50:32,929 of that little girl. 1088 00:50:32,971 --> 00:50:34,148 Well, she's gotta get up to the top floor 1089 00:50:34,172 --> 00:50:36,493 and get that belt. 1090 00:50:36,535 --> 00:50:37,934 Oh, Crystal's gonna win 1091 00:50:37,976 --> 00:50:38,993 this match right here, right now. 1092 00:50:39,017 --> 00:50:41,019 Hold up, Ricky. 1093 00:50:42,501 --> 00:50:44,100 Have you ever seen a ladder match 1094 00:50:44,142 --> 00:50:45,702 where someone climbed the ladder 1095 00:50:45,744 --> 00:50:47,864 with a sense of urgency or alacrity? 1096 00:50:47,906 --> 00:50:49,908 Oh! 1097 00:50:50,869 --> 00:50:54,070 He's got a hold of her... An impolite hold of her. 1098 00:50:54,112 --> 00:50:56,392 Could be prosecuted in some states. 1099 00:50:56,434 --> 00:50:59,435 He's gonna throw her into the second row. 1100 00:50:59,477 --> 00:51:00,677 Oh, wait! 1101 00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:02,318 She's reversed it on him. 1102 00:51:05,083 --> 00:51:06,803 Oh. Oh, she is... 1103 00:51:06,845 --> 00:51:08,725 Jade Spade might be in trouble here. 1104 00:51:08,767 --> 00:51:09,904 She is twisting the life out of his neck. 1105 00:51:09,928 --> 00:51:11,768 Like a boa constrictor. 1106 00:51:11,810 --> 00:51:13,107 - Use those thighs! - Choke him out! 1107 00:51:13,131 --> 00:51:14,010 You got it! 1108 00:51:16,094 --> 00:51:17,894 She's locked in a triangle choke. 1109 00:51:17,936 --> 00:51:19,976 He's very much in trouble. 1110 00:51:20,018 --> 00:51:21,257 I would think a lot of men 1111 00:51:21,299 --> 00:51:24,180 would want to be in his position. 1112 00:51:24,222 --> 00:51:25,840 He's tapping out. He can't breathe. 1113 00:51:25,864 --> 00:51:27,544 He don't wanna be there. 1114 00:51:30,388 --> 00:51:33,550 He's out. Jack's unconscious. 1115 00:51:33,592 --> 00:51:34,809 It's all over but the climbin' now. 1116 00:51:34,833 --> 00:51:36,272 Come on, Crystal! 1117 00:51:36,314 --> 00:51:38,194 When she grabs that belt, 1118 00:51:38,236 --> 00:51:39,774 no one can say that she won on a technicality. 1119 00:51:39,798 --> 00:51:41,518 She beat these men fair and square. 1120 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:44,200 We are all eyewitnesses. 1121 00:51:44,242 --> 00:51:46,603 She's this close to winning the belt again. 1122 00:51:46,645 --> 00:51:48,925 Wait a minute! He's comin' from the side! 1123 00:51:48,967 --> 00:51:51,528 Wild Bill is back. He has self-released himself. 1124 00:51:51,570 --> 00:51:55,692 Crystal! Crystal! Crystal! 1125 00:52:34,332 --> 00:52:35,531 She's made it! 1126 00:52:35,573 --> 00:52:38,575 She has won the belt again. 1127 00:52:38,617 --> 00:52:40,256 Yeah! Whoo! 1128 00:52:40,298 --> 00:52:42,659 Crystal! Crystal! Crystal! 1129 00:52:42,701 --> 00:52:45,662 Crystal! Crystal! Crystal! 1130 00:52:48,186 --> 00:52:49,786 It's CrystalMania, is what it is. 1131 00:52:49,828 --> 00:52:51,467 That's what's broken out here. 1132 00:52:51,509 --> 00:52:53,149 What a sport. Hey, look it... 1133 00:52:53,191 --> 00:52:54,551 Look at how dejected Jack Spade is. 1134 00:52:54,592 --> 00:52:55,792 He's upset. 1135 00:52:55,834 --> 00:52:57,033 Well, he should be. 1136 00:52:57,075 --> 00:52:58,795 Yeah, absolutely. 1137 00:52:58,837 --> 00:53:00,476 He just lost to a 101-pound girl. 1138 00:53:00,518 --> 00:53:02,799 Crystal! Crystal! Crystal! 1139 00:53:02,841 --> 00:53:04,963 Great piece of business, Jack. 1140 00:53:06,805 --> 00:53:09,005 One hell of a sacrifice for a top guy 1141 00:53:09,047 --> 00:53:10,807 to put over a five-foot-nothing female... 1142 00:53:10,849 --> 00:53:13,049 And clean, at that. 1143 00:53:13,091 --> 00:53:14,108 It was the right thing to do. 1144 00:53:15,894 --> 00:53:18,494 And judging by those cheers, 1145 00:53:18,536 --> 00:53:20,576 it was a good call. 1146 00:53:20,618 --> 00:53:22,619 Thank you. 1147 00:53:22,661 --> 00:53:25,662 You helped put her over too. 1148 00:53:25,704 --> 00:53:29,225 "Therefore, Saul took a sword and fell on it. 1149 00:53:29,267 --> 00:53:31,988 "And when his armourbearer saw that Saul was dead, 1150 00:53:32,030 --> 00:53:35,792 he also fell on his sword and died with him." 1151 00:53:35,834 --> 00:53:37,513 I'll be fine. 1152 00:53:37,555 --> 00:53:40,679 I once lost to Vanilla Ice and a Ninja Turtle. 1153 00:53:41,279 --> 00:53:44,162 There she is! 1154 00:53:49,728 --> 00:53:52,488 Way to go, Crystal Tyler. 1155 00:53:52,530 --> 00:53:54,130 Willie, I just... 1156 00:53:57,135 --> 00:53:58,254 All right. 1157 00:53:58,296 --> 00:53:59,896 Good job. 1158 00:53:59,938 --> 00:54:01,475 Go ahead and grab yourself a beer or a shot, 1159 00:54:01,499 --> 00:54:03,339 you know, to celebrate. 1160 00:54:07,986 --> 00:54:09,906 Oh. 1161 00:54:09,948 --> 00:54:11,307 Hey. 1162 00:54:11,349 --> 00:54:12,709 All righty then. 1163 00:54:12,751 --> 00:54:14,230 Hey, a few more shows like that, 1164 00:54:14,272 --> 00:54:15,489 and you might actually make some money. 1165 00:54:15,513 --> 00:54:17,473 I know. 1166 00:54:17,515 --> 00:54:19,035 This guy did it. He was... 1167 00:54:19,077 --> 00:54:20,534 - This guy. - Yeah. 1168 00:54:20,558 --> 00:54:22,318 This guy! This guy! 1169 00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:23,359 Hey. 1170 00:55:05,003 --> 00:55:06,803 Ace, hey, listen to me, man. 1171 00:55:06,845 --> 00:55:08,684 I don't know how far you went or where, 1172 00:55:08,726 --> 00:55:10,847 but I know that you took your Xbox with you. 1173 00:55:10,889 --> 00:55:13,329 So just tell me what I gotta do to get you back here. 1174 00:55:13,371 --> 00:55:15,411 Do you want me to run down Main Street naked 1175 00:55:15,453 --> 00:55:16,532 with a pumpkin head? 1176 00:55:16,574 --> 00:55:18,134 Done! All right? 1177 00:55:18,176 --> 00:55:19,033 I messed up, but I need you with me. 1178 00:55:21,019 --> 00:55:22,757 I want you to know that I'm gon' keep on working 1179 00:55:22,781 --> 00:55:24,381 to build this thing. 1180 00:55:24,422 --> 00:55:25,239 Until you decide to come back. 1181 00:55:26,785 --> 00:55:28,504 You were born to wrestle! 1182 00:55:28,546 --> 00:55:30,106 So just reach out, and let's fix this! 1183 00:55:34,913 --> 00:55:37,353 Jack, look. 1184 00:55:37,395 --> 00:55:39,876 Turns out the DWL didn't need Ace after all. 1185 00:55:39,918 --> 00:55:41,918 Now we got... 1186 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:44,160 CrystalMania! 1187 00:56:21,559 --> 00:56:24,080 Help? 1188 00:56:24,122 --> 00:56:26,803 Can anyone hear me? 1189 00:56:26,845 --> 00:56:29,565 Help! 1190 00:56:29,607 --> 00:56:31,968 Help! 1191 00:56:33,731 --> 00:56:37,613 ? Mad bull lost its way ? 1192 00:56:37,655 --> 00:56:41,818 ? War, children, yeah ? 1193 00:56:41,860 --> 00:56:45,982 ? It's just a shot away It's just a shot away ? 1194 00:56:46,024 --> 00:56:49,906 ? War, children, yeah ? 1195 00:56:49,948 --> 00:56:53,469 ? It's just a shot away It's just a shot away ? 1196 00:56:53,511 --> 00:56:55,111 ? Yeah ? 1197 00:57:12,050 --> 00:57:14,330 ? Yeah ? 1198 00:57:14,372 --> 00:57:18,254 ? War, children ? 1199 00:57:18,296 --> 00:57:22,178 ? It's just a shot away It's just a shot away ? 1200 00:57:22,220 --> 00:57:26,022 ? It's just a shot away It's just a shot away ? 1201 00:57:26,064 --> 00:57:29,305 ? It's just a shot away ? 1202 00:57:29,347 --> 00:57:34,150 ? I tell you love, sister ? 1203 00:57:34,192 --> 00:57:38,234 ? It's just a kiss away It's just a kiss away ? 1204 00:57:38,276 --> 00:57:40,116 ? It's just a kiss away ? 1205 00:57:40,158 --> 00:57:43,559 ? It's just a kiss away It's just a kiss away ? 1206 00:57:43,601 --> 00:57:45,603 ? Kiss away, kiss away ? 1207 00:57:45,653 --> 00:57:50,203 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 89163

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