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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:26,778 --> 00:00:28,613 Oh, no! 3 00:00:38,289 --> 00:00:40,792 Ow, ow! Hot! 4 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:43,252 That was quite a crash, son. 5 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:47,298 Oh, look at that goose egg. 6 00:00:49,008 --> 00:00:51,094 Where are your parents, sweetie? 7 00:00:51,135 --> 00:00:54,180 - I don't know. - How old are you? 8 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:56,224 10, 11? 9 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,101 I-I don't know. 10 00:00:58,142 --> 00:01:00,269 The crash must have rung your bell. 11 00:01:00,311 --> 00:01:01,896 Well, let's start simple. You got a name? 12 00:01:01,938 --> 00:01:03,606 I don't know! 13 00:01:03,648 --> 00:01:04,690 - I don't know! - Shh, shh! 14 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,442 Hey, hey, it's okay. Let me help you. 15 00:01:06,484 --> 00:01:08,486 I can help get you home safe. 16 00:01:11,614 --> 00:01:12,740 Wait! 17 00:01:12,782 --> 00:01:14,492 Fat chance, kid! Watkin storm's a comin'. 18 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,454 Hey, that's my car! 19 00:01:44,981 --> 00:01:46,441 Who is this asshole? 20 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:55,283 Give me those glasses. The sun's bullying me. 21 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:56,909 I can't, I'm dyin'. 22 00:01:56,951 --> 00:01:59,162 Say nice things at my funeral. 23 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:01,873 Take the time to speak highly of my good deeds. 24 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:05,168 Man, dudes cannot handle hangovers for shit. 25 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:07,128 No hangovers in New San Francisco, 26 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:08,588 I'll tell you that. 27 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:11,340 Oh, I had this sexy pork tenderloin last time. 28 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:14,385 God, I can't wait. 29 00:02:14,427 --> 00:02:17,013 I can't wait for a dog. 30 00:02:17,055 --> 00:02:18,473 Nah, too gamey. 31 00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:20,725 What?! No! Not to eat. 32 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:22,143 Oh. 33 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:23,978 I always wanted a pet. 34 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:28,441 You know, like a wolfdog with three legs named Patrick. 35 00:02:28,483 --> 00:02:30,318 I'm not taking care of a dog. 36 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:31,652 Nobody asked you to! 37 00:02:31,694 --> 00:02:33,071 Well, we're living together. I mean... 38 00:02:33,112 --> 00:02:34,614 What?! Are we living together? 39 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:35,865 What?! No! 40 00:02:35,907 --> 00:02:38,201 What? No! Why? No! 41 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:40,620 I mean, like living together in the same city. 42 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,038 Oh. 43 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,164 You call me to walk your dog when you're not home, 44 00:02:43,164 --> 00:02:44,874 at your home, and I'm home at my home. 45 00:02:44,916 --> 00:02:48,378 See, two separate homes. 46 00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:50,088 So, that makes two homes. 47 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:52,131 Hmm. 48 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:53,883 Unless you want to live together. 49 00:02:53,925 --> 00:02:55,635 - Do you? - I don't know. 50 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,387 Do you? 51 00:02:57,428 --> 00:02:58,763 You seem like a shitty roommate. 52 00:02:58,805 --> 00:03:00,390 I mean, you can't even share your fuckin' sunglasses. 53 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:03,935 Yeah, I can share my shitty popcorn. 54 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:07,897 Wow, your aim is so good. 55 00:03:07,939 --> 00:03:10,316 Oh, shit! 56 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:12,527 Is this the infamous photo? 57 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:13,778 - Hey! - Dude, what the hell happened? 58 00:03:13,779 --> 00:03:14,779 You were so cute. 59 00:03:14,779 --> 00:03:16,864 - Take it easy with that. - Oh! 60 00:03:16,906 --> 00:03:19,659 This is the only photo you have of your past life 61 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:20,868 and you keep it in your visor. 62 00:03:20,910 --> 00:03:22,912 I think I can handle holding it for one... 63 00:03:22,954 --> 00:03:24,414 Shit! 64 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:26,249 I fuckin' told you to be careful. 65 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:28,042 Stupid! 66 00:03:31,838 --> 00:03:33,256 Hey, I said stay back with Evelyn 67 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:34,465 and watch the package. 68 00:03:34,507 --> 00:03:37,176 I can do two things. 69 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,555 How old were you in that photo anyway? 70 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:42,765 How does anyone keep track of that shit? 71 00:03:42,807 --> 00:03:45,810 I mean, birthdays, moon phases, 72 00:03:45,852 --> 00:03:47,603 cut your dick open and count the rings. 73 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:49,147 Can we just focus on finding the picture? 74 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:50,398 We're running out of day light. 75 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,775 Oh, found it! 76 00:03:55,445 --> 00:03:57,113 Ah-ah, what do you say? 77 00:03:57,155 --> 00:03:59,449 - Don't drop it again. - Hmm. 78 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:03,453 Come on, get in the car! 79 00:04:03,494 --> 00:04:05,079 No, no, no, no! 80 00:04:09,167 --> 00:04:11,461 Ugh! 81 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:15,339 Fucking holy men! 82 00:04:15,381 --> 00:04:17,633 Goddamn... 83 00:04:21,804 --> 00:04:23,681 I can't believe some fucking holy men stole our... 84 00:04:23,723 --> 00:04:26,142 What the fuck did you do? 85 00:04:26,184 --> 00:04:28,352 - John. - Fuck. 86 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,330 Okay, we've been walking for an hour 87 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:50,208 and you haven't said shit. 88 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:52,418 I don't know what else to say, John. 89 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:55,004 I fucked up. 90 00:04:55,046 --> 00:04:57,757 If you want to focus on being mad, then... go ahead. 91 00:04:57,799 --> 00:05:00,927 I guess we'll just walk until we die. 92 00:05:05,390 --> 00:05:07,934 This isn't the first time I lost Evelyn. 93 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:11,312 Vultures took her one time, Necros another time. 94 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:12,522 Oh, shit! 95 00:05:12,563 --> 00:05:14,190 One time I just forgot where I parked her. 96 00:05:14,232 --> 00:05:15,983 Okay, well, that's stupid. 97 00:05:16,025 --> 00:05:18,444 Yeah, it's stupid, but every time I've lost her, 98 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:20,446 she's come back to me. 99 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:24,325 Then let me help you find her this time. 100 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:26,452 Please. 101 00:05:27,912 --> 00:05:29,038 Fine. 102 00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:37,463 Wait, wait! Where you going? 103 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:39,215 I'm following the bells. That's where Evelyn is. 104 00:05:39,257 --> 00:05:41,259 We can't just waltz into a holy man murder-palooza. 105 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,469 You saw what those fuckers did to the convoy's milkman. 106 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:46,097 Evelyn is so close. We need to go get her back. 107 00:05:46,139 --> 00:05:48,099 And I can't do it by myself. 108 00:05:48,141 --> 00:05:50,601 So, what do you say, partner? 109 00:05:52,812 --> 00:05:54,480 Okay. 110 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:56,190 Let's go get your car. 111 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:58,776 - Great. - What? 112 00:05:58,818 --> 00:05:59,986 We've gotta go get those masks off 113 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:02,822 those holy men we killed so we can blend in. 114 00:06:02,864 --> 00:06:05,158 Isn't that like an hour that way? 115 00:06:07,452 --> 00:06:10,246 I'm just gonna wait here. 116 00:06:10,288 --> 00:06:12,540 Did you hear me? 117 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:14,625 He didn't hear me. 118 00:06:21,132 --> 00:06:22,132 Please, please. 119 00:06:24,844 --> 00:06:27,555 Ugh! 120 00:06:27,597 --> 00:06:30,475 Stomach, shut up! 121 00:07:05,051 --> 00:07:06,427 Oh... 122 00:07:32,912 --> 00:07:35,248 Oh. 123 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:38,459 Nasty! 124 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:41,045 Excuse me, sir. 125 00:07:47,969 --> 00:07:50,638 Too bad. 126 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,933 TP, beans... 127 00:07:53,975 --> 00:07:55,852 whoa! 128 00:07:58,187 --> 00:08:00,106 Jackpot! 129 00:08:21,419 --> 00:08:23,755 Sounds like this is it. 130 00:08:28,718 --> 00:08:31,345 I don't love how moist this mask is. 131 00:08:31,387 --> 00:08:33,181 At least your guy didn't have a beard. 132 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:35,516 I'm gonna be pullin' face pubes out of my mouth all night. 133 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:36,726 Ick! 134 00:08:36,768 --> 00:08:38,895 Also, we gotta work on your dude voice. 135 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:41,022 - Dude voice? - Yeah. 136 00:08:41,064 --> 00:08:44,025 Holy men. You gotta fit in. 137 00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:45,485 Go deep, let me hear it. 138 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:46,694 Um... 139 00:08:46,736 --> 00:08:48,988 I love killing and guns, I do. 140 00:08:50,907 --> 00:08:53,701 - Just try not to talk. - Right-o, governor! 141 00:09:02,043 --> 00:09:03,378 I'm gonna kill you. 142 00:09:03,419 --> 00:09:05,713 Well, I'm gonna kill you. Let's do it. 143 00:09:05,755 --> 00:09:07,924 Cool party, huh? 144 00:09:09,342 --> 00:09:13,221 Dinner for the sinner! 145 00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:14,847 Holy shit! 146 00:09:14,889 --> 00:09:16,474 How are these guys not dead already? 147 00:09:16,516 --> 00:09:18,351 Stop staring. Just blend in. 148 00:09:18,393 --> 00:09:20,520 My man! 149 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,939 - I want that! - Too fuckin' bad! 150 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:26,567 From one brother to another, I propose a clash. 151 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,486 Let it begin! 152 00:09:31,197 --> 00:09:33,241 At least they're having a good time. 153 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,118 Uh, he's not. 154 00:09:35,159 --> 00:09:36,411 Holy shit! 155 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:37,912 Maybe he deserved it. 156 00:09:37,954 --> 00:09:41,916 I didn't. 157 00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:44,127 Cool. I hate this place. 158 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:46,421 Kiss my leather! 159 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:50,091 - We worship you! - Bend down. 160 00:09:53,553 --> 00:09:54,887 Okay, Evelyn has to be here. 161 00:09:54,929 --> 00:09:56,305 So, just blend in with these freaks 162 00:09:56,347 --> 00:09:57,598 until we find her. 163 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,434 Damn, very flexible. 164 00:09:59,475 --> 00:10:01,728 Oh, shit! Uh, uh... 165 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,354 Oh, bullocks. 166 00:10:03,396 --> 00:10:05,273 Who told you to speak? 167 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:07,442 Agh! 168 00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:09,026 You like pain? 169 00:10:09,068 --> 00:10:12,613 I love it so much, me lady! 170 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,615 - Damn. - Good. 171 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,617 Ow. 172 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:18,953 The Goddess is pleased. 173 00:10:18,995 --> 00:10:20,747 - Cupbearer? - Yes, Goddess? 174 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,957 Bring forth libations. 175 00:10:25,168 --> 00:10:26,961 Here. 176 00:10:28,171 --> 00:10:29,922 It's chug-a-lug time! 177 00:10:29,964 --> 00:10:31,257 Chug-a-lug! 178 00:10:31,299 --> 00:10:35,261 Chug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug! 179 00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:43,644 Nothing like a Jack and coke. 180 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,104 So, wait, why is it crunchy? 181 00:10:45,146 --> 00:10:48,024 That'd be the coke. 182 00:10:48,066 --> 00:10:49,484 - It's Preacher. - It's Preacher. 183 00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:50,818 The preacher's here. 184 00:10:56,199 --> 00:10:58,034 I love you, preacher. 185 00:10:58,076 --> 00:11:00,620 Absolve my sins! 186 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:01,954 I think the coke is kicking in. 187 00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:03,414 I can't feel my throat. 188 00:11:03,456 --> 00:11:05,249 I'm gonna shit myself. 189 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:09,712 Night, night. 190 00:11:12,131 --> 00:11:14,759 Which one of you blessed fucks 191 00:11:14,801 --> 00:11:17,387 had seven days in the death pool? 192 00:11:19,472 --> 00:11:22,016 Blessings on you, Krevin! 193 00:11:22,058 --> 00:11:24,477 Victory runs in your veins. 194 00:11:24,519 --> 00:11:28,356 Go on, reward him! 195 00:11:28,398 --> 00:11:30,775 - Here you go. - Okay. 196 00:11:30,817 --> 00:11:32,193 Enjoy. 197 00:11:32,235 --> 00:11:34,362 Gods and Goddesses, 198 00:11:34,404 --> 00:11:37,907 it is my honor to be with you again 199 00:11:37,949 --> 00:11:42,078 here in Colorado for our annual pilgrimage, 200 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:44,956 The Rocky Mountain Fuck Fest! 201 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:52,880 Now, while we are indulging in the seven deadly delights, 202 00:11:52,922 --> 00:11:55,091 let us recall our past 203 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:58,010 and celebrate our futures! 204 00:11:58,052 --> 00:12:01,806 Me? I was a man of God. 205 00:12:01,848 --> 00:12:04,392 Shit, I was even celibate. 206 00:12:06,102 --> 00:12:07,562 Shut the fuck up, Krevin. 207 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:08,813 Oh, okay. 208 00:12:08,855 --> 00:12:11,399 But when the world ended, 209 00:12:11,441 --> 00:12:15,361 God was nowhere to be found. 210 00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:19,323 And I thought, huh! This fucker's forsaken us. 211 00:12:19,365 --> 00:12:23,369 Right? But then I realized, no! 212 00:12:25,371 --> 00:12:27,206 We are the gods! 213 00:12:27,248 --> 00:12:29,834 Always have been, always will be. 214 00:12:31,085 --> 00:12:35,339 And the roads will be forever our domain! 215 00:12:42,096 --> 00:12:43,389 Great crowd work. 216 00:12:43,431 --> 00:12:44,766 I can hear you grinding your teeth. 217 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,434 Dude, that's you! 218 00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:49,604 Now... 219 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:52,440 what gifts did you motherfuckers bring me? 220 00:12:52,482 --> 00:12:55,693 Ooh, is that a generator I see? 221 00:12:55,735 --> 00:12:58,946 Okay. Uh, gasoline, got it. 222 00:12:58,988 --> 00:13:01,783 Okay, guns. Guns, drugs. 223 00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:05,620 Okay, guys, you gotta get more creative than just drugs. 224 00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:06,871 Here you go, Preacher. 225 00:13:06,913 --> 00:13:09,540 Okay, that's just more drugs, Jeff. 226 00:13:09,582 --> 00:13:11,167 That's just more drugs. 227 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:17,507 Well, now everybody shut the fuck up! 228 00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:20,635 Hold on! Oh-ho-ho! 229 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:23,429 Holy shit! 230 00:13:25,056 --> 00:13:27,517 Hey, what are you doing? Where are you going? 231 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:30,812 - John! - A token for you, Preacher. 232 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:35,650 What a hot piece of ass! 233 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:38,778 Ooh-ooh-ooh. 234 00:13:41,739 --> 00:13:43,658 I should lube up with oil 235 00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:45,701 and dick your muffler. 236 00:13:45,743 --> 00:13:48,329 Dick her muff! Dick her muff! 237 00:13:48,371 --> 00:13:51,249 Dick her muff! Dick her muff! 238 00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,376 Don't touch her! 239 00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:56,337 Who spoke? 240 00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:12,061 Your tone sounded... envious. 241 00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:14,272 I like that. 242 00:14:16,649 --> 00:14:18,109 You want her, don't you? 243 00:14:18,151 --> 00:14:20,445 Say no. Say no. Say no. Say no. 244 00:14:20,486 --> 00:14:24,907 From one brother to another, 245 00:14:24,949 --> 00:14:26,868 I propose a clash. 246 00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:31,581 Oh, yeah. 247 00:14:45,303 --> 00:14:47,680 Are you ready, son? 248 00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:56,022 So, what's your plan here, stud? 249 00:14:56,064 --> 00:14:57,231 Have you seen this guy? 250 00:14:57,273 --> 00:14:58,816 A strong wind can blow him over. 251 00:14:58,858 --> 00:15:01,152 I'm gonna kick his ass so bad I'm gonna be their king. 252 00:15:01,194 --> 00:15:02,320 That's the blow talking! 253 00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:06,949 Oh, God! 254 00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:13,372 Oof, Coke Jesus has a right hook! 255 00:15:13,414 --> 00:15:16,042 - I heard something crack. I think it was my brain. 256 00:15:16,084 --> 00:15:18,503 Listen up, he's fast, so keep your distance. 257 00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:20,421 You'll never get a good hit in if you're too close. 258 00:15:20,463 --> 00:15:22,507 - Honestly... - I told you I got this. 259 00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:24,467 - Hit me. - What? John? 260 00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:26,677 Fine, you're on your own. 261 00:15:27,637 --> 00:15:28,737 Let's eat this guy! 262 00:15:28,763 --> 00:15:30,890 - Surprise! - Ah, my eyes! 263 00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:36,771 Ooh! 264 00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:38,981 Stay the fuck down, Preach! 265 00:15:42,735 --> 00:15:44,362 Whoo! 266 00:15:44,404 --> 00:15:46,364 You ever drink your own blood? 267 00:15:46,406 --> 00:15:48,533 It's intoxicating. 268 00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:52,412 What the f... Oh! 269 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:55,873 Are you possessed? 270 00:15:55,915 --> 00:15:59,377 I was once. By a little demon baby. 271 00:15:59,419 --> 00:16:02,296 Fucker made me kill a whole church of people. 272 00:16:02,338 --> 00:16:04,590 Here we go! 273 00:16:04,632 --> 00:16:07,093 I can still hear their screams. 274 00:16:07,135 --> 00:16:09,429 I can't wait to hear yours! 275 00:16:13,391 --> 00:16:15,059 I can't stop kicking! 276 00:16:15,101 --> 00:16:17,019 He's doing really well. 277 00:16:17,061 --> 00:16:19,605 Heh... 278 00:16:21,941 --> 00:16:24,861 The Holy Ghost lives through me. 279 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,406 What should I do? Should I eat this guy? 280 00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:30,324 Should I fuck this guy? 281 00:16:30,366 --> 00:16:32,535 Dirt nap! 282 00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:42,670 Get on your knees, you greasy little piglet 283 00:16:42,712 --> 00:16:46,090 and lick my soiled boots. 284 00:16:46,132 --> 00:16:49,093 Oh! Yes, goddess. 285 00:16:49,135 --> 00:16:51,095 Please, goddess. 286 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:59,270 Now, where are the keys to that car, vermin? 287 00:16:59,312 --> 00:17:01,689 I wanna take it for a ride. 288 00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:05,109 Wait! Goddesses only ride shotgun. 289 00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:07,612 That is our way. 290 00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:08,780 Not my way! 291 00:17:08,821 --> 00:17:11,991 Yes, please! 292 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,787 Oh, where are you going? 293 00:17:55,868 --> 00:18:00,456 Yes! Yes! 294 00:18:00,498 --> 00:18:02,333 Take him to the cross! 295 00:18:06,045 --> 00:18:09,465 Oh, come on, guys! 296 00:18:09,507 --> 00:18:10,675 I've got a guy here 297 00:18:10,717 --> 00:18:12,260 perfectly ready for the cross. 298 00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:15,513 Meanwhile, this dead fucker is still up there! 299 00:18:15,555 --> 00:18:18,641 Say it with me. 300 00:18:18,683 --> 00:18:22,770 When the heart stops, the body drops. 301 00:18:22,812 --> 00:18:25,523 See? It's not that hard. Okay? 302 00:18:25,565 --> 00:18:27,525 Now the whole vibe is ruined. 303 00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:29,777 I-I guess take the new guy to timeout 304 00:18:29,819 --> 00:18:33,489 and-and take that fucker down. 305 00:18:33,531 --> 00:18:34,574 Don't let it ruin your night! 306 00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:36,200 Too late, Janice! 307 00:18:49,255 --> 00:18:51,591 Huh? 308 00:18:54,302 --> 00:18:56,095 Come out! I heard you! 309 00:18:58,431 --> 00:18:59,974 Hey! 310 00:19:00,016 --> 00:19:02,101 Hey, whoa! Take it easy, okay? 311 00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:04,520 I-I'm just looking for some food. 312 00:19:04,562 --> 00:19:06,105 You haven't got any, do you? 313 00:19:06,147 --> 00:19:07,356 Go away, butthead! 314 00:19:07,398 --> 00:19:08,608 Whoa, I'm not gonna hurt you. 315 00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,401 I said go away! 316 00:19:10,443 --> 00:19:11,736 Fuck! 317 00:19:11,778 --> 00:19:14,572 Ugh, what the hell did you do that for? 318 00:19:14,614 --> 00:19:16,157 Got me right in the veneers. 319 00:19:16,199 --> 00:19:18,659 I'm sorry, I was aiming for your balls. 320 00:19:18,701 --> 00:19:20,745 Well, that would have hurt, too. 321 00:19:20,787 --> 00:19:23,581 But that's okay. You can make it up to me. 322 00:19:23,623 --> 00:19:26,584 - Huh? - 'Cause it's dinnertime. 323 00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:28,836 He's alone! Soo-ey! 324 00:19:28,878 --> 00:19:30,713 Dinner time! 325 00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:34,759 Child back on the menu, boys. 326 00:19:34,801 --> 00:19:36,803 I love veal! 327 00:19:38,638 --> 00:19:39,889 We're gonna getcha. 328 00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:41,682 Please, please, please, please! 329 00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:44,268 Come on! 330 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,310 Hey there! 331 00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,651 Fuck you! 332 00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:57,949 Krevin, you're a fucking dunce! 333 00:19:57,990 --> 00:20:00,493 This fuckin' idiot can't even get a hose 334 00:20:00,535 --> 00:20:02,745 long enough to fill up my new baby. 335 00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:04,956 Dented Evelyn's hood, you asshole. 336 00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:07,166 So, you lost, huh? 337 00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:08,459 You don't know that. 338 00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:09,961 This could be a winner's cage. 339 00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:11,838 Pssh. 340 00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,552 I got us some wheels. 341 00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:18,886 Piece of shit, 342 00:20:18,928 --> 00:20:20,471 but it'll get us out of this nightmare carnival. 343 00:20:20,513 --> 00:20:22,974 I'm not leaving her. 344 00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:24,809 What? John, are you kidding? 345 00:20:24,851 --> 00:20:26,102 You almost died! 346 00:20:26,144 --> 00:20:27,311 I can't believe I have to say this, 347 00:20:27,353 --> 00:20:28,813 but it's just a car, John. 348 00:20:28,855 --> 00:20:31,190 - You don't get it. - No, I don't! 349 00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:35,820 But I fought and bled. 350 00:20:35,862 --> 00:20:39,490 I got whipped, I drank coke for you. 351 00:20:39,532 --> 00:20:41,909 And your car. 352 00:20:41,951 --> 00:20:45,413 And now you say I don't get it? 353 00:20:45,455 --> 00:20:47,707 Fuck you! 354 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,002 What happened to us being partners, huh? 355 00:20:51,044 --> 00:20:53,671 I'm not leaving Evelyn. 356 00:20:53,713 --> 00:20:58,634 And I'm not dying for a fucking car. 357 00:20:58,676 --> 00:21:00,344 Preacher, Preacher! 358 00:21:00,386 --> 00:21:02,638 Someone attacked Fenchy and took a car! 359 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,058 What? Seal the camp! 360 00:21:05,099 --> 00:21:07,852 - Seal the camp! - Seal the camp! 361 00:21:11,522 --> 00:21:13,858 We have to leave. 362 00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:17,195 Now, John! 363 00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:19,030 Then go. 364 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:43,721 All right, where to next? 365 00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:45,765 We can go anywhere you want. 366 00:21:45,807 --> 00:21:47,100 Your choice. 367 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,023 Or not. 368 00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:10,957 I owe you for saving me back there. 369 00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:14,001 I'll fix you up, I promise. 370 00:22:14,043 --> 00:22:17,171 Just you, me, and the road. 371 00:22:17,213 --> 00:22:18,715 Sounds good? 372 00:22:29,726 --> 00:22:32,311 Oh, thank God. I'm here, Evelyn, baby. 373 00:22:32,353 --> 00:22:33,813 Let's get the hell out of here. 374 00:22:35,523 --> 00:22:37,275 I admire your thirst. 375 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:39,694 But if anybody's gonna fuck this car, 376 00:22:39,736 --> 00:22:40,903 it's gonna be me. 377 00:22:55,585 --> 00:22:58,671 You're not worthy of the mask. 378 00:22:58,713 --> 00:23:00,048 Good, it chafes. 379 00:23:02,717 --> 00:23:06,054 For I am the angel of death! 380 00:23:06,095 --> 00:23:09,348 And I release you! 381 00:23:13,227 --> 00:23:15,855 No. 382 00:23:15,897 --> 00:23:18,274 No, no, no. 383 00:23:20,026 --> 00:23:23,946 Fuck. Fuck! 384 00:23:58,606 --> 00:24:00,900 Hurry up! Watch the Preacher's head. 385 00:24:00,942 --> 00:24:03,194 Don't lose those! 386 00:24:03,236 --> 00:24:04,612 That's the last of us. 387 00:24:04,654 --> 00:24:06,781 - Drive, prick! - Yes, goddess. 388 00:24:16,874 --> 00:24:18,334 Oh! 389 00:24:18,376 --> 00:24:20,461 Oh, shit! 390 00:24:23,256 --> 00:24:25,550 Oh, oh, my head. 391 00:24:34,058 --> 00:24:35,309 No. 392 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:29,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 25517

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