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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:55,516 --> 00:01:00,632 (Court bell) 4 00:01:05,657 --> 00:01:07,970 (Court bell) 5 00:01:08,157 --> 00:01:09,665 Order. 6 00:01:14,523 --> 00:01:15,867 JUDGE: Silence in the court 7 00:01:18,297 --> 00:01:21,137 In view of the witnesses and the testimony... 8 00:01:21,217 --> 00:01:23,496 ...the court has reached the conclusion that... 9 00:01:23,921 --> 00:01:26,067 ...Jayantilal is a professional criminal. 10 00:01:26,731 --> 00:01:29,902 This court therefore holds the accused, Ratan alias Jayantilal... 11 00:01:30,209 --> 00:01:33,889 ...guilty of murder and under sections... 12 00:01:33,958 --> 00:01:37,678 ...302, 304 and 306 of the Indian Penal code... 13 00:01:37,976 --> 00:01:39,954 ...awards him death by hanging. 14 00:01:40,341 --> 00:01:41,581 To be hanged till death. 15 00:01:41,805 --> 00:01:44,375 (Background music) 16 00:01:54,091 --> 00:01:58,367 (Photo capture sound) 17 00:02:03,343 --> 00:02:06,726 (Photo capture sound) 18 00:02:20,987 --> 00:02:21,988 Move away. 19 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:23,585 (Gunshot) 20 00:02:24,496 --> 00:02:26,192 - Hurry up! - Mother. 21 00:02:26,262 --> 00:02:27,889 Hurry up, nurse. Please! 22 00:02:29,989 --> 00:02:32,371 - O God! - Don't worry, you'll be fine. 23 00:02:32,412 --> 00:02:33,427 (Gasps) 24 00:02:33,918 --> 00:02:35,827 Come on. Hurry up. 25 00:02:36,414 --> 00:02:37,429 (Gasps) 26 00:02:37,470 --> 00:02:38,766 Please wait here. 27 00:02:39,562 --> 00:02:42,578 (Gasps) 28 00:02:45,648 --> 00:02:50,328 (Baby's crying) 29 00:02:50,757 --> 00:02:53,056 What happened, nurse? Is everything okay? 30 00:02:53,176 --> 00:02:55,735 Congratulations, sir. Your wife has just delivered twins. 31 00:02:55,767 --> 00:02:58,304 - What? Congratulations! - Congratulations! 32 00:02:58,681 --> 00:02:59,923 - Thank you. - Double congratulations. 33 00:02:59,967 --> 00:03:01,488 Congratulations to you too! 34 00:03:01,579 --> 00:03:03,520 - Nurse, can I go inside? - Yes sir. 35 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,720 Thank you. 36 00:03:05,403 --> 00:03:07,457 - Don't' worry, everything's fine. - Geeta. 37 00:03:07,637 --> 00:03:08,960 Are you okay, Geeta? 38 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,403 - Yes. - Congratulations! 39 00:03:10,428 --> 00:03:11,473 To you, too. 40 00:03:11,498 --> 00:03:13,276 - Come. - One moment. 41 00:03:20,253 --> 00:03:23,160 Doctor, what are those bandages for? 42 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,433 The babies were born hugging each other. 43 00:03:25,513 --> 00:03:27,680 We had to do an operation to physically separate them. 44 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,331 Operation? There no danger then, is there? 45 00:03:30,373 --> 00:03:32,680 No. There's nothing to worry about. 46 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,960 But both the children will share a reflex action. 47 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,120 - I don't understand. - Let me explain. 48 00:03:38,447 --> 00:03:39,920 Now look at this. 49 00:03:40,508 --> 00:03:45,508 (Baby's crying) 50 00:03:47,198 --> 00:03:49,049 Which means that if one of them is hurt... 51 00:03:49,074 --> 00:03:51,729 ...the other will feel the pain, too? 52 00:03:51,754 --> 00:03:54,443 Exactly. When one laughs, the other will also laugh. 53 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:57,582 And when one of them is hungry, the other will experience hunger too. 54 00:03:59,437 --> 00:04:00,985 - Sir! - Yes? 55 00:04:01,065 --> 00:04:02,723 The operation on Ratan is over, sir. 56 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:05,707 - Okay. Take him away to the central jail. - Okay sir. 57 00:04:05,891 --> 00:04:08,258 (Background music) 58 00:04:27,404 --> 00:04:29,986 - They're very cute, aren't they? - Of course, they are. 59 00:04:30,111 --> 00:04:31,962 - They've taken after their mom. - No. 60 00:04:31,996 --> 00:04:34,076 - They look like you. - No way. 61 00:04:34,117 --> 00:04:35,797 They've taken after you! 62 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:38,949 Malhotra! Hands up! (Gun fire) 63 00:04:38,990 --> 00:04:40,187 (Baby's crying) 64 00:04:40,426 --> 00:04:42,563 No. Don't! Leave them. 65 00:04:42,711 --> 00:04:43,672 (Gun fire) 66 00:04:45,043 --> 00:04:47,738 - Leave my baby alone, Ratan! - Freeze, Malhotra! 67 00:04:48,512 --> 00:04:50,434 Or I'll strangle this baby! Stop! 68 00:04:50,475 --> 00:04:53,537 You can't escape, Ratan! Leave my kid alone, Ratan! 69 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:57,187 Let me have my baby! Don't do something crazy, Ratan! 70 00:04:58,905 --> 00:05:00,202 (Baby crying) 71 00:05:00,826 --> 00:05:02,746 Take care of the baby, nurse. 72 00:05:02,773 --> 00:05:04,133 Look after Geeta. 73 00:05:04,174 --> 00:05:05,294 Come on. Let's go. 74 00:05:05,366 --> 00:05:08,179 (Background music) 75 00:05:17,242 --> 00:05:19,477 (Foot steps) 76 00:05:20,109 --> 00:05:23,039 (Train honking horn) 77 00:05:27,499 --> 00:05:29,062 (Baby crying) 78 00:05:32,648 --> 00:05:35,250 (Foot steps) 79 00:05:41,506 --> 00:05:42,945 (Foot steps) 80 00:05:43,001 --> 00:05:44,344 (Gasps) 81 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:45,887 - Ratan! - Dad! 82 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:46,943 - My son... - Dad! 83 00:05:46,968 --> 00:05:49,317 Ratan, my brother! How did you get here? 84 00:05:49,363 --> 00:05:52,754 There's no time to waste! Cop Malhotra is following me! 85 00:05:52,901 --> 00:05:55,178 We must escape, before he gets here! 86 00:05:55,219 --> 00:05:56,921 Ratan... (Police siren) 87 00:05:56,962 --> 00:05:59,071 ...you are surrounded from all the sides. 88 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:01,842 Return my baby to me! 89 00:06:02,608 --> 00:06:04,370 Give yourself up! 90 00:06:08,321 --> 00:06:12,082 (Police siren) 91 00:06:23,755 --> 00:06:30,090 - Father, father. - Ratan. 92 00:06:39,201 --> 00:06:40,270 Father! 93 00:06:40,302 --> 00:06:42,262 - Don't cry son. - Father. 94 00:06:42,287 --> 00:06:44,767 You're brave son of a brave father. 95 00:06:45,278 --> 00:06:48,318 Get out of this place, as quickly as possible. 96 00:06:48,343 --> 00:06:50,823 No, father... I can't leave you alone in this state! 97 00:06:50,871 --> 00:06:54,311 Don't be stubborn, my boy. You must live a long life... 98 00:06:55,106 --> 00:06:58,906 - To avenge your father's death. - Yes... 99 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:01,426 You must perform the last rites on my remains only when... 100 00:07:01,824 --> 00:07:08,098 ...you have killed Malhotra to avenge my death. 101 00:07:09,618 --> 00:07:13,099 Give me your word, son... You will kill him, won't you? 102 00:07:13,226 --> 00:07:17,226 That's my promise to you, father... I won't let him live! - Bravo! 103 00:07:18,826 --> 00:07:19,901 Father! 104 00:07:19,942 --> 00:07:22,666 (Crying) Come, you have to go. 105 00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:23,986 No, no. 106 00:07:24,066 --> 00:07:27,762 No! Father! - Then how will you avenge your father's death? 107 00:07:27,894 --> 00:07:29,941 (Gun fire) 108 00:07:30,926 --> 00:07:35,684 (Bomb explored) 109 00:07:37,546 --> 00:07:39,317 Let's go, son! Son, come on, hurry up. 110 00:07:42,809 --> 00:07:44,269 No. 111 00:07:44,763 --> 00:07:47,483 - No. - Stop, sir! Wait. 112 00:07:47,626 --> 00:07:50,026 Let me go! Leave me alone. 113 00:07:50,106 --> 00:07:53,666 My son! 114 00:07:54,621 --> 00:07:57,199 (Baby crying) 115 00:08:02,778 --> 00:08:04,582 (Train honking horn) 116 00:08:04,637 --> 00:08:06,895 (Background music) 117 00:08:19,997 --> 00:08:22,536 (Birds chirping) 118 00:08:22,749 --> 00:08:24,635 The doctor has given up hope, Sharma. 119 00:08:26,195 --> 00:08:30,046 According to him, this is how she will always be. 120 00:08:30,075 --> 00:08:31,355 That just can't be. 121 00:08:31,630 --> 00:08:34,075 There's no ailment in the world which cannot be cured. 122 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:37,319 I have a friend in America who's a doctor. Let me talk to him. 123 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:38,999 Take your wife there. 124 00:08:39,246 --> 00:08:41,929 As for the business, I'll handle it. Don't worry about that. 125 00:08:43,187 --> 00:08:44,755 Go on. 126 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:57,793 (Background music) 127 00:09:05,691 --> 00:09:06,971 Oh my! 128 00:09:07,675 --> 00:09:09,475 How about the late-night show today? 129 00:09:09,527 --> 00:09:10,526 The little fool! 130 00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:12,075 (Laughs) 131 00:09:12,115 --> 00:09:14,714 (Baby crying) 132 00:09:17,877 --> 00:09:21,019 My God! This temple's turning into an orphanage! 133 00:09:21,044 --> 00:09:23,288 They dump their children here after they are born. 134 00:09:24,156 --> 00:09:27,756 Say what, priest? You can watch the baby crying. 135 00:09:27,836 --> 00:09:29,676 Can't you cajole it into keeping quiet? 136 00:09:29,716 --> 00:09:32,585 Why don't you do it, if that's how concerned you are? 137 00:09:32,610 --> 00:09:33,632 Oh, sure! 138 00:09:36,963 --> 00:09:38,083 Oh, baby! 139 00:09:38,341 --> 00:09:42,381 Now look. Both of us have no one in this world. 140 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:46,156 This makes you my sister. Come along. 141 00:09:46,181 --> 00:09:47,186 I'll bring you up. 142 00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:49,851 Take care of yourself first, Raja! Think of others later. 143 00:09:49,876 --> 00:09:52,476 I haven't been begging from you, have I? 144 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:55,396 You're hungry, aren't you? Come. 145 00:09:55,421 --> 00:09:57,140 Let me get you some milk. 146 00:10:00,616 --> 00:10:01,715 Milk, please. 147 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:03,827 - How about the money? - I'll pay you later. 148 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:05,791 Take the milk later, too. Scram! 149 00:10:06,034 --> 00:10:07,674 - Two cold drinks. - Yes. 150 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:10,634 Here. 151 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:17,681 I've got milk for you! 152 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:23,392 My little sister will have milk. 153 00:10:24,556 --> 00:10:26,796 The thief! Catch him! 154 00:10:26,954 --> 00:10:30,074 Nab him. He's running with the purse! 155 00:10:30,154 --> 00:10:32,234 Catch him! Thief! 156 00:10:33,234 --> 00:10:34,314 Who are you? 157 00:10:34,714 --> 00:10:36,514 - My name is Rangeela. - What? 158 00:10:37,064 --> 00:10:38,129 Rangeela! 159 00:10:38,154 --> 00:10:39,569 Why are you hiding? Come here. 160 00:10:39,594 --> 00:10:41,234 How can I? They'll bash me up! 161 00:10:42,132 --> 00:10:44,689 What a shame! A grown-up boy getting scared of a beating! 162 00:10:45,107 --> 00:10:47,593 Watch it, ok? She's my sister. 163 00:10:47,618 --> 00:10:49,969 Your sister is my sister. Don't worry. 164 00:10:49,994 --> 00:10:51,118 Hit them. 165 00:10:51,266 --> 00:10:52,267 Wait. 166 00:10:58,947 --> 00:11:00,107 Hammer him. 167 00:11:00,525 --> 00:11:04,845 More. 168 00:11:11,041 --> 00:11:13,736 You silly idiot! You dare tease my sister? 169 00:11:19,904 --> 00:11:23,055 Why, you fool? You were teasing Raja's sister. 170 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,141 - Let me go, for god's sake! - Let you go? 171 00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:27,267 How can I let you go? 172 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,686 Look here. 173 00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:31,712 What's all this about? 174 00:11:31,738 --> 00:11:33,430 - Come on! - Come on. 175 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:37,227 Hit me! 176 00:11:37,817 --> 00:11:38,868 You! 177 00:11:40,453 --> 00:11:41,937 It's fun. 178 00:11:43,507 --> 00:11:46,246 - Hit him in the face! - Where? The teeth? 179 00:11:46,287 --> 00:11:48,407 Hit his teeth. 180 00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:52,422 Very good! 181 00:11:55,321 --> 00:11:57,029 Hi. (Cycle bell) 182 00:11:57,070 --> 00:11:57,837 - One. - Two! 183 00:11:57,862 --> 00:11:59,376 1, 2. - 1, 2. 184 00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:06,590 Get lost. 185 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,317 How about it? Have a cold drink. 186 00:12:20,815 --> 00:12:22,604 Nothing official about it. 187 00:12:34,394 --> 00:12:35,443 Hit him! 188 00:12:41,831 --> 00:12:43,043 Hit him more! 189 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:47,347 That's not a fight you're enjoying on television! 190 00:12:47,372 --> 00:12:48,699 Go there and stop my brother! 191 00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,298 Why are you spoiling all the fun? 192 00:12:50,323 --> 00:12:52,003 What a thrashing he's giving them! 193 00:12:52,028 --> 00:12:54,800 Hit him! Go on! 194 00:12:57,123 --> 00:12:59,203 This is a college, okay? I study here. 195 00:12:59,267 --> 00:13:01,900 - All this will spoil my reputation! - No way! 196 00:13:01,925 --> 00:13:03,604 It'll only improve your reputation! 197 00:13:03,629 --> 00:13:05,597 Let alone these thugs, even the principal... 198 00:13:05,629 --> 00:13:07,456 ...of the college will be scared of you! 199 00:13:14,278 --> 00:13:15,684 (Foot steps) 200 00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,163 - Is he your brother? - Yes sir. 201 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,803 You get your brother to the college to bully around. 202 00:13:20,180 --> 00:13:21,700 I can rusticate you for that. 203 00:13:21,725 --> 00:13:24,163 Whom are you trying to threaten, fatso? 204 00:13:24,269 --> 00:13:27,431 My sister's not going job-hunting after finishing her studies. 205 00:13:27,503 --> 00:13:29,563 She's going to do business, like me. 206 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,534 Let's go home. You've studied enough. 207 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:32,793 - Brother. - Come on! 208 00:13:32,844 --> 00:13:34,254 I want to study in the college! 209 00:13:34,457 --> 00:13:35,963 But I don't want it closed down! 210 00:13:37,739 --> 00:13:38,996 (Car engine) 211 00:13:40,199 --> 00:13:41,203 Move aside. 212 00:13:41,283 --> 00:13:42,643 Where are you going? 213 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,339 - Have you read the scriptures? - He means the religious one. 214 00:13:45,403 --> 00:13:47,283 Younger brother goes with the elder one. 215 00:13:47,363 --> 00:13:49,403 - But you can't go there! - Why not? 216 00:13:49,483 --> 00:13:51,643 Because he got into violence. Not you. 217 00:13:51,723 --> 00:13:53,957 But I stood there clapping. How about that? 218 00:13:53,996 --> 00:13:54,996 Shut up! 219 00:13:55,031 --> 00:13:56,483 I get it now! You take away only those... 220 00:13:56,508 --> 00:13:59,277 ...who get into fights, right? - Yes. 221 00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:01,626 Come here. 222 00:14:01,651 --> 00:14:03,491 - What? - Come. 223 00:14:06,809 --> 00:14:08,074 "Life rocks." 224 00:14:10,121 --> 00:14:11,403 How about taking me too? 225 00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:13,923 Get in, you fool! 226 00:14:13,948 --> 00:14:15,508 Just sing the song. 227 00:14:16,796 --> 00:14:17,963 Hello! 228 00:14:17,988 --> 00:14:19,828 - Hi, guys! - How are you? 229 00:14:19,963 --> 00:14:21,043 You're back. 230 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:23,148 They are back! 231 00:14:24,867 --> 00:14:27,123 Uncle. - Hello. - Hello. 232 00:14:27,629 --> 00:14:28,643 Hello! 233 00:14:28,723 --> 00:14:31,549 "Life's good." - Here's your cell. 234 00:14:31,590 --> 00:14:32,770 (Gasps) 235 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,635 Is that where we are going to stay? 236 00:14:34,714 --> 00:14:37,314 It's terrible! The cell's neither painted. 237 00:14:37,363 --> 00:14:39,443 No air conditioner. No bathroom. 238 00:14:39,529 --> 00:14:41,603 I'd die in the heat! 239 00:14:41,683 --> 00:14:43,523 - He says he'd suffocate to death. - Yes. 240 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:46,832 I know about your standards. 241 00:14:47,523 --> 00:14:49,163 Manage with this room today. 242 00:14:49,386 --> 00:14:50,803 I'll find another one tomorrow. 243 00:14:50,828 --> 00:14:52,028 - All right. - All right. 244 00:14:52,163 --> 00:14:53,283 - Listen. - What? 245 00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:55,001 Tomorrow's the Republic day. 246 00:14:55,026 --> 00:14:57,168 - So? - We'll have sports tomorrow. 247 00:14:57,402 --> 00:15:00,338 - Would you guys be interested? - No, thanks. I'd rather sleep. 248 00:15:00,363 --> 00:15:02,123 No, I'll play. 249 00:15:02,203 --> 00:15:04,871 I love sports! I'm all game! What competitions do you have? 250 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,260 We're having a 400-metre running competition - Yes. 251 00:15:07,691 --> 00:15:11,918 We'll have high-jump, long-jump and the pole-jump (vault), too. 252 00:15:11,948 --> 00:15:14,558 Pole-jump? You mean we'd have to break the poles apart? 253 00:15:14,692 --> 00:15:15,941 That's great! 254 00:15:15,966 --> 00:15:19,082 The pole is actually a long stick which is held like this. 255 00:15:19,107 --> 00:15:21,800 As you run towards the target, dig it into the ground and... 256 00:15:21,825 --> 00:15:26,035 ...jump across to the other end! 257 00:15:29,989 --> 00:15:30,863 (Car break) 258 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,151 (Car engine) 259 00:15:32,176 --> 00:15:35,207 (Background music) 260 00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:44,550 Very good! 261 00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:45,902 Very bad! 262 00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:49,872 - Who are these guys? - Jack. 263 00:15:49,902 --> 00:15:51,342 - Catch! - Catch! 264 00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:52,455 - Catch! - Come. 265 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,800 - Come along! - What are you doing? 266 00:15:54,825 --> 00:15:56,832 - He's roughing me up! - Got you. 267 00:15:56,857 --> 00:15:58,757 I'm sure to get another promotion now! 268 00:15:58,782 --> 00:16:00,222 I'll get a double-promotion! 269 00:16:00,271 --> 00:16:02,557 How's that? - The chap you've got is the assistant. 270 00:16:02,582 --> 00:16:04,662 - I've got his boss here! - Get lost! 271 00:16:04,687 --> 00:16:06,666 - Hand him to me. - No! I've caught him! 272 00:16:06,691 --> 00:16:07,715 Do you know me? 273 00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:09,729 - Sure! The rustic from Jaunpur! - I'm your boss. 274 00:16:09,754 --> 00:16:10,988 Senior inspector! 275 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,707 He became my boss by cheating. 276 00:16:12,761 --> 00:16:13,713 - Betrayal? - Yes! 277 00:16:13,738 --> 00:16:16,109 He betrayed me and won a promotion! 278 00:16:16,317 --> 00:16:20,517 I can't understand this thing about one cop conning another! 279 00:16:20,558 --> 00:16:21,758 - Did you hear that? - See? 280 00:16:21,877 --> 00:16:23,917 We'll decide about the truth now. 281 00:16:23,997 --> 00:16:26,560 To begin with, leave Raja. 282 00:16:26,601 --> 00:16:28,513 - Leave Raja alone, he says. - Yes. 283 00:16:28,597 --> 00:16:30,425 State your case now. 284 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,158 And let Mr. Raja decide the case. 285 00:16:32,183 --> 00:16:34,394 - He'll decide. - He'll decide, the chap says! 286 00:16:34,496 --> 00:16:35,902 - Okay. - What happened... 287 00:16:35,966 --> 00:16:38,636 ...recently, was that I walked 5 kilometers to nab... 288 00:16:38,677 --> 00:16:40,437 ...the dreaded criminal, Charles Sobhraj. 289 00:16:40,590 --> 00:16:43,355 This chap arrived there and said have a soft-drink while... 290 00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:44,815 ...I keep an eye on the criminal. 291 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,502 The commissioner came there and asked... 292 00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,180 ...who'd caught the crook and he said he'd caught him! 293 00:16:48,205 --> 00:16:50,705 I wasn't lying, was I? I was actually holding him. 294 00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:51,986 I told that to the commissioner. 295 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,315 But I who caught him! 296 00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:54,595 And I'd turned him in! 297 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:56,780 - You're a cheat! - Don't you be insolent! 298 00:16:56,805 --> 00:16:58,785 You'll lose your job, if I report to the commissioner! 299 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,566 I'll lose my job, when I will. 300 00:17:00,591 --> 00:17:02,395 - But you've already lost yours! - How's that? 301 00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:05,043 - There goes the job with your jeep! - Catch them. Please. 302 00:17:05,068 --> 00:17:06,121 No. I'm not well. 303 00:17:06,146 --> 00:17:07,590 That's an order. Catch them! 304 00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:08,755 Not catch. Chase. 305 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:10,246 - Let's go! - This way! 306 00:17:11,012 --> 00:17:13,619 - I've got a brilliant idea. - Idea? (Car stopped) 307 00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:14,311 (Car engine) 308 00:17:14,352 --> 00:17:18,574 Let's take advantage till we have this jeep with us! - What? 309 00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:20,727 - Let's steal all day! - What? 310 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,043 Steal. 311 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,230 - Steal? - Yes. 312 00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:26,496 And people will blame the cops! 313 00:17:26,783 --> 00:17:28,105 Look! There's a bank there! 314 00:17:30,204 --> 00:17:31,993 (Car passing sound) 315 00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:35,121 Why are you clutching the bag to your heart? 316 00:17:35,317 --> 00:17:36,940 Any crook would know you've... 317 00:17:36,965 --> 00:17:39,025 ...withdrawn lots of money from the bank! 318 00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:41,418 - So then? - Walk casually. 319 00:17:41,824 --> 00:17:43,730 - You know what? - What? 320 00:17:43,755 --> 00:17:46,733 You've said something sensible for the first time in your life! 321 00:17:46,879 --> 00:17:47,894 Shut up. 322 00:17:48,021 --> 00:17:49,480 Such wisdom does not befit you! 323 00:17:49,699 --> 00:17:50,715 Let's go. 324 00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:52,308 Look at him inviting the thieves! 325 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,306 The lousy idiot! 326 00:17:55,331 --> 00:17:56,571 They repent that... 327 00:17:56,706 --> 00:17:58,946 ...they've been robbed and plundered! 328 00:18:05,035 --> 00:18:06,043 Stop there! 329 00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:08,785 The thief has made away with our stuff! What do we do now? 330 00:18:08,871 --> 00:18:10,074 Turn the jeep around! 331 00:18:10,194 --> 00:18:11,474 Start it. 332 00:18:20,129 --> 00:18:23,480 My God! What a calamity! I hope you aren't hurt, sir. 333 00:18:23,629 --> 00:18:26,712 What a shame! Having taken birth in the holy land of India, this chap... 334 00:18:26,792 --> 00:18:29,645 ...instead of slogging like a mule and living like a dog... 335 00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:30,776 ...is into thievery! 336 00:18:30,801 --> 00:18:31,996 Who the hell are you? 337 00:18:32,129 --> 00:18:35,019 - What's wrong with his voice? - Who is he? 338 00:18:35,184 --> 00:18:37,512 (Background music) 339 00:18:39,049 --> 00:18:41,808 It's a tramp in the garb of the thief! 340 00:18:41,848 --> 00:18:43,848 Where are you from? 341 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,988 - From the central jail, no less! - What? 342 00:18:46,074 --> 00:18:47,691 Who are you to be questioning us? 343 00:18:47,722 --> 00:18:49,583 We're going to do all the asking now, okay? 344 00:18:49,608 --> 00:18:50,808 Where are you coming from? 345 00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:51,854 Why? 346 00:18:51,879 --> 00:18:54,608 - Because we're cops! - Cops? 347 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,808 But you look like crooks! 348 00:18:57,124 --> 00:18:58,496 But that's the idea! 349 00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:01,528 All the crooks of the world think we're one of them. 350 00:19:01,553 --> 00:19:04,222 Oh really? - And that's exactly how we catch them! 351 00:19:04,288 --> 00:19:06,288 For instance, you're a thief. 352 00:19:06,368 --> 00:19:10,128 - But you look beautiful! - She's very good-looking. 353 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,263 Isn't she? 354 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,644 Just step back and give that bag to me. 355 00:19:21,098 --> 00:19:24,261 Walk straight to the police station and give yourself up to the law! 356 00:19:24,512 --> 00:19:26,808 Why? Won't you come? 357 00:19:26,855 --> 00:19:27,857 Yes! Let's go. 358 00:19:27,910 --> 00:19:29,088 - Let's take her! - Yes. 359 00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:30,288 Go and sit in the jeep! 360 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,857 - Okay. - She's good. 361 00:19:32,973 --> 00:19:35,038 - Woo her. - What is it? 362 00:19:35,118 --> 00:19:36,438 Look there! 363 00:19:38,012 --> 00:19:39,572 Where are you off to? 364 00:19:40,035 --> 00:19:41,726 We'd have to push it. The battery's down! 365 00:19:43,572 --> 00:19:45,332 - Let's go! - There she goes! 366 00:19:45,357 --> 00:19:47,197 Meet me later, sister-in-law. 367 00:19:47,261 --> 00:19:49,152 - Where are you going? - There's my loyal jeep... 368 00:19:49,349 --> 00:19:50,907 ...out in search of me! 369 00:19:50,932 --> 00:19:53,212 - Come! - Stop this jeep! 370 00:19:53,237 --> 00:19:55,637 It isn't looking for you. It's hurtling towards us! - Stop it. 371 00:19:55,772 --> 00:19:57,012 Save yourself! 372 00:19:57,101 --> 00:20:00,621 Go inside. Jam the gears! 373 00:20:02,683 --> 00:20:03,785 God! 374 00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:06,547 Where are the crooks who had escaped away with my jeep? - What? 375 00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:07,412 They were crooks? 376 00:20:07,437 --> 00:20:09,660 Never mind that. Where are they? 377 00:20:10,052 --> 00:20:11,852 They've even stolen my bag! 378 00:20:11,932 --> 00:20:13,452 - How much was there? - Vidyarthi! 379 00:20:13,532 --> 00:20:16,027 - How much money? - Only my father knows. 380 00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:20,052 You mischief-maker! 381 00:20:20,181 --> 00:20:22,637 After making me lose my dough with your silly advice... 382 00:20:22,662 --> 00:20:24,227 ...you're having a feast in here! 383 00:20:24,252 --> 00:20:25,892 No lunch for one year for you. 384 00:20:25,941 --> 00:20:27,652 - A year? But, brother-in-law? - Yes. 385 00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:29,426 You get no toilet-soaps for 2 years! 386 00:20:29,470 --> 00:20:31,704 - I'll spread the stink around! - That's all right! 387 00:20:31,729 --> 00:20:33,642 You will get no hair-oil for 3 years. 388 00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:35,700 And razors for a shave are out for 4 years! 389 00:20:35,772 --> 00:20:38,348 You haven't lost a treasure that... 390 00:20:38,888 --> 00:20:42,021 ...you're punishing as if I'm a dreaded criminal. 391 00:20:42,251 --> 00:20:43,918 How much money was the bag carrying? 392 00:20:43,972 --> 00:20:45,692 Don't ask! You'd faint out of shock! 393 00:20:46,337 --> 00:20:48,620 - It had 110 rupees. - God! 394 00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,933 You've lost a fortune, haven't you? 395 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:54,894 Your father's a tough man who didn't suffer a stroke... 396 00:20:54,972 --> 00:20:56,172 ...fearing the expenses. 397 00:20:56,244 --> 00:20:59,404 Whoever has stolen my money, will never be happy in life! 398 00:20:59,652 --> 00:21:00,852 He'll rot to death. 399 00:21:00,932 --> 00:21:04,207 The family will become beggars one day. 400 00:21:04,232 --> 00:21:06,672 It's not fair to curse his whole family, daddy! 401 00:21:06,955 --> 00:21:08,957 Curse the thief, if you must! 402 00:21:09,109 --> 00:21:10,492 What? A female? 403 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,572 I'm dead. 404 00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:15,572 How do you find your daughter? 405 00:21:16,176 --> 00:21:18,353 Like my daughter, naturally. How else would she be? 406 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,852 Have you seen her clothes? 407 00:21:20,507 --> 00:21:21,840 I think she's the thief. 408 00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:22,932 Shut up! 409 00:21:22,957 --> 00:21:24,652 My daughter hasn't reached a stage... 410 00:21:24,677 --> 00:21:25,917 ...that she would've to steal to live! 411 00:21:26,141 --> 00:21:28,221 She's destined to rule the world! 412 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,220 The astrologer who predicted... 413 00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:33,075 ...had also said that she'd marry a thief! (Gasps) 414 00:21:33,614 --> 00:21:35,903 (Background music) 415 00:22:12,725 --> 00:22:16,805 "Come and settle in my heart." 416 00:22:17,228 --> 00:22:21,573 "Come and settle in my heart. Woo me or get wooed." 417 00:22:25,999 --> 00:22:30,159 "Come and settle in my heart. Woo me or get wooed." 418 00:22:30,399 --> 00:22:34,679 "Come and settle in my heart. Woo me or get wooed." 419 00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:40,952 "This is a monsoon story." 420 00:22:41,030 --> 00:22:43,399 "Drench me in your love. My youths' ever so thirsty." 421 00:22:43,465 --> 00:22:45,399 "Why are you thinking, rain on me." 422 00:22:45,512 --> 00:22:47,599 "My youths' ever so thirsty." 423 00:22:49,927 --> 00:22:51,931 "What are you thinking, pour on." 424 00:22:52,031 --> 00:22:54,111 "Woo me, or get wooed." 425 00:22:54,387 --> 00:22:58,755 "What are you thinking, pour on. Woo me, or get wooed." 426 00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:03,125 "Come and settle in my heart. Woo me or get wooed." 427 00:23:03,170 --> 00:23:07,621 "Come, settle in my heart. Woo me, or get wooed." 428 00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:27,082 "Slippery is the path of love." 429 00:23:27,107 --> 00:23:29,503 "And your seducing gaze." 430 00:23:33,526 --> 00:23:35,603 "The paths of love are slippery." 431 00:23:35,636 --> 00:23:37,635 "And so are your eyes." 432 00:23:37,729 --> 00:23:39,971 "The paths of love are slippery." 433 00:23:40,090 --> 00:23:42,346 "And so are your eyes." 434 00:23:44,489 --> 00:23:46,649 "What are you thinking, slip on." 435 00:23:46,730 --> 00:23:48,847 "Woo me, or get wooed." 436 00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:50,992 "What are you thinking, slip on." 437 00:23:51,052 --> 00:23:53,251 "Woo me, or get wooed." 438 00:23:53,288 --> 00:23:55,366 "Come, settle in my heart." 439 00:23:55,426 --> 00:23:57,650 "Woo me, or get wooed." 440 00:24:15,551 --> 00:24:17,599 "The eyes shall meet the eyes." 441 00:24:17,629 --> 00:24:20,163 "And pass such cutting gaze." 442 00:24:24,260 --> 00:24:26,323 "Our eyes will meet." 443 00:24:26,348 --> 00:24:28,548 "And pass such cutting gaze." 444 00:24:28,683 --> 00:24:30,844 "Our eyes will meet." 445 00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:32,968 "And pass such cutting gaze." 446 00:24:35,105 --> 00:24:37,218 "Either save me or be gone." 447 00:24:37,255 --> 00:24:39,498 "Woo me, or get wooed." 448 00:24:39,499 --> 00:24:41,603 "Either save me or be gone." 449 00:24:41,628 --> 00:24:43,948 "Woo me, or get wooed." 450 00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:46,019 "Come, settle in my heart." 451 00:24:46,125 --> 00:24:48,339 "Woo me, or get wooed." 452 00:24:57,457 --> 00:24:59,537 "You're salty, let me taste you." 453 00:24:59,617 --> 00:25:01,777 "On my lips let me put you." 454 00:25:05,857 --> 00:25:08,377 "You're salty, let me taste you." 455 00:25:08,457 --> 00:25:10,482 "On my lips let me put you." 456 00:25:10,542 --> 00:25:12,617 "You're salty, let me taste you." 457 00:25:12,826 --> 00:25:14,906 "On my lips let me put you." 458 00:25:17,217 --> 00:25:19,370 "You'll be in trouble, go and hide." 459 00:25:19,395 --> 00:25:21,531 "Woo me, or get wooed." 460 00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:23,695 "You'll be in trouble, go and hide." 461 00:25:23,742 --> 00:25:26,014 "Woo me, or get wooed." 462 00:25:26,097 --> 00:25:30,349 "Come and settle in my heart. Woo me or get wooed." 463 00:25:30,374 --> 00:25:32,335 "Reside into my heart." 464 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:35,000 "Hook me or get hooked." 465 00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:49,403 (singing) My darling brother. 466 00:25:49,483 --> 00:25:50,763 What is it, darling-sister? 467 00:25:50,811 --> 00:25:54,131 Do you know how many girls are getting married nowadays? 468 00:25:54,243 --> 00:25:55,957 There are so many weddings around. 469 00:25:56,083 --> 00:25:57,643 We're not part of a band, okay? 470 00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,996 Nor are we labourers working at the celebrations... 471 00:26:00,021 --> 00:26:01,293 ...to keep track of that! 472 00:26:01,318 --> 00:26:05,198 I'm bored of life. I need a companion. 473 00:26:05,363 --> 00:26:08,003 Don't worry about that! I'll bring home a wife who will... 474 00:26:08,028 --> 00:26:10,778 ...wash your hair. - Apply shampoo to it! 475 00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:13,643 - When you want your hair done. - She'll do it for you! 476 00:26:13,723 --> 00:26:16,723 - When your brother goes out. - She'll spend time with you! 477 00:26:16,803 --> 00:26:19,643 - And when you go out. - She'll spend time with me! 478 00:26:19,691 --> 00:26:22,251 Shame on you! You have an unmarried sister at home... 479 00:26:22,316 --> 00:26:24,218 ...and you're thinking of your own wedding! 480 00:26:24,243 --> 00:26:27,163 We thought you were talking about your brother's marriage. 481 00:26:27,196 --> 00:26:29,496 If this is how you guys will be, you'd better watch out! 482 00:26:29,603 --> 00:26:31,483 I'll bring home a guy one fine day... 483 00:26:31,563 --> 00:26:33,723 ...and ask you to accept him as your brother-in-law! 484 00:26:34,723 --> 00:26:35,988 - Neelam? - Yes. 485 00:26:36,013 --> 00:26:37,731 You've brought me to my senses today! 486 00:26:37,883 --> 00:26:39,323 I'll find you a good husband! 487 00:26:39,356 --> 00:26:41,938 We'll have to work day and night, collecting money for your dowry! 488 00:26:41,963 --> 00:26:42,963 - Really? - Got it? 489 00:26:43,043 --> 00:26:44,883 - I do! Do you understand too? - No. 490 00:26:44,963 --> 00:26:46,409 No, she doesn't! 491 00:26:46,434 --> 00:26:51,083 "My darling sister will soon be a bride." 492 00:26:52,707 --> 00:26:53,723 Greetings, sir. 493 00:26:53,803 --> 00:26:56,323 Greetings. Do come in and sit down. 494 00:26:56,603 --> 00:26:57,613 What can I do for you? 495 00:26:58,574 --> 00:27:00,363 I don't keep knives as mortgage. 496 00:27:00,766 --> 00:27:02,733 Ornaments will do. 497 00:27:04,152 --> 00:27:06,300 This is not meant to be pawned! 498 00:27:06,443 --> 00:27:09,123 It's meant to stab you! Now quietly hand us all the ornaments! 499 00:27:09,203 --> 00:27:12,035 How can I? It belongs to other people? 500 00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:14,323 Hurry up. This chap has already killed thrice. 501 00:27:14,348 --> 00:27:15,363 Pardon me? 502 00:27:15,443 --> 00:27:16,603 I've murdered thrice. 503 00:27:16,628 --> 00:27:19,410 - Let me have the jewels or I'll stab you. - Yes. 504 00:27:19,443 --> 00:27:21,402 Hurry up! We don't have time to waste! 505 00:27:21,427 --> 00:27:22,627 This is good. 506 00:27:22,852 --> 00:27:23,963 Take this! 507 00:27:25,179 --> 00:27:27,129 - It's good! - Look at this necklace! 508 00:27:27,154 --> 00:27:28,794 It'd look great on my sister! 509 00:27:28,852 --> 00:27:31,692 - Look at these heavy bangles! - It's fantastic! 510 00:27:31,843 --> 00:27:34,883 They're better than the jewels that the film stars wear. 511 00:27:37,449 --> 00:27:38,643 What are you laughing for? 512 00:27:39,003 --> 00:27:40,203 Look down. 513 00:27:40,643 --> 00:27:42,883 - There's nothing there. - At the knife, I say! 514 00:27:44,843 --> 00:27:47,523 So, my boys. Acting smart with me, are you? 515 00:27:48,643 --> 00:27:51,443 Now look! Quietly hand over the ornaments to me! 516 00:27:51,723 --> 00:27:54,683 Or this knife will stab and kill both of you. 517 00:27:54,763 --> 00:27:55,843 - My mother's! - What? 518 00:27:55,923 --> 00:27:58,523 These ornaments are mementos of my late mother! 519 00:27:58,803 --> 00:28:00,603 How can I give them away to him? 520 00:28:00,628 --> 00:28:02,410 He's a thief. 521 00:28:02,435 --> 00:28:06,275 We don't want to pawn our ornaments with him... 522 00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:08,746 ...but he's forcing us into parting with them! 523 00:28:08,963 --> 00:28:11,643 - Is anyone there to help us? - Help! 524 00:28:11,668 --> 00:28:16,468 - They're lying! - Help! 525 00:28:16,603 --> 00:28:18,910 Born in the holy land in India... 526 00:28:19,474 --> 00:28:20,980 ...instead of slogging like a mule... 527 00:28:21,452 --> 00:28:23,449 ...and living the life of a miserable dog... 528 00:28:23,643 --> 00:28:26,443 ...you're into thievery now? So, what's going on? 529 00:28:26,468 --> 00:28:29,548 That's a line from the block buster. 530 00:28:29,683 --> 00:28:31,443 Not the film, you idiot. 531 00:28:31,523 --> 00:28:33,098 They are actually my words! She's that thief! 532 00:28:33,123 --> 00:28:35,754 And you, you impostor! Out with the ornaments! 533 00:28:36,483 --> 00:28:38,643 - You seem to be my hero! - Oh really? 534 00:28:39,163 --> 00:28:40,923 Come on. Quick! 535 00:28:40,948 --> 00:28:42,293 - Out with the ornaments! - But that's mine. 536 00:28:42,318 --> 00:28:43,378 Shut up! 537 00:28:43,403 --> 00:28:44,643 When two thieves... 538 00:28:44,668 --> 00:28:48,776 I mean, when a cop is talking to a thief, never interfere. 539 00:28:48,801 --> 00:28:49,893 - Okay? - Excuse me! 540 00:28:50,083 --> 00:28:51,403 - What is it? - Take a look. 541 00:28:51,629 --> 00:28:53,218 - It's the cops! Let's flee! - Police! 542 00:28:53,243 --> 00:28:55,323 - Run. - My jewels. 543 00:28:55,403 --> 00:28:56,723 Where are they? What's wrong? 544 00:28:56,803 --> 00:28:59,923 - What happened? - Robbers? 545 00:29:00,003 --> 00:29:03,323 I've seen a cop flee at the sight of another cop for the first time! 546 00:29:03,387 --> 00:29:05,067 - They're not cops but thieves. - Thieves? 547 00:29:05,092 --> 00:29:06,355 Let us grace them. 548 00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:07,900 Not grace, but chase them. 549 00:29:08,003 --> 00:29:09,083 - Okay please! - Let's go! 550 00:29:09,108 --> 00:29:10,268 Catch him! 551 00:29:10,605 --> 00:29:14,730 (Foot steps) God. I'm so tired. 552 00:29:18,218 --> 00:29:20,458 Looks like there's no one around in this house either! 553 00:29:20,523 --> 00:29:23,019 So, let's make away with whatever we can find! 554 00:29:26,883 --> 00:29:28,403 This is a police station! 555 00:29:29,178 --> 00:29:31,243 Rangeela? You? 556 00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:32,767 Why are you following me? 557 00:29:32,803 --> 00:29:35,643 Why? I'd even lay down my life for you. 558 00:29:35,723 --> 00:29:38,643 - I only need your consent. - Lay off! 559 00:29:39,323 --> 00:29:41,563 Have you ever seen yourself - I have. 560 00:29:41,899 --> 00:29:43,563 I certainly look like a heroine! 561 00:29:43,963 --> 00:29:45,561 What do you think, my hero? 562 00:29:45,602 --> 00:29:47,859 (Car engine sound) Get lost. 563 00:29:48,363 --> 00:29:49,483 Look! 564 00:29:49,843 --> 00:29:52,323 They've slipped out of my hands again. 565 00:29:52,394 --> 00:29:54,298 Had you listened to me, it wouldn't have happened! 566 00:29:54,323 --> 00:29:56,323 Listen to you? First speak to me properly! 567 00:29:56,403 --> 00:29:59,643 Had you extended any bit of operation today... - Co-operation. 568 00:29:59,723 --> 00:30:02,563 Had you extended co-operation I'd have been promoted! 569 00:30:02,643 --> 00:30:03,763 Promotion! 570 00:30:03,873 --> 00:30:04,923 Seen yourself? 571 00:30:06,403 --> 00:30:07,443 Shall I rap it? 572 00:30:07,523 --> 00:30:09,563 - Touch me, if you can! - The lousy mosquito! 573 00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:10,930 (Gasps) 574 00:30:12,563 --> 00:30:13,996 Where are you, Raja? 575 00:30:14,067 --> 00:30:16,787 My Raja's lost. 576 00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:18,918 This is a police station? 577 00:30:18,963 --> 00:30:20,096 No. It's a railway station. 578 00:30:20,121 --> 00:30:22,563 And we're both express trains. Hop in! 579 00:30:22,621 --> 00:30:23,723 I haven't come to hop in! 580 00:30:23,794 --> 00:30:26,194 My Raja's asleep. 581 00:30:26,220 --> 00:30:28,641 So what can we do, if he's asleep? 582 00:30:28,723 --> 00:30:29,723 He's asleep. 583 00:30:29,803 --> 00:30:31,338 - He's lost, you mean? - Yes! 584 00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:33,018 This chap is Rangeela. His side-kick. 585 00:30:33,043 --> 00:30:35,590 - You're Rangeela? - I'm Nandu! I'm everyone's, friend. 586 00:30:35,643 --> 00:30:37,123 Are you? Then prove it. 587 00:30:37,148 --> 00:30:40,394 "Don't break my heart." 588 00:30:40,419 --> 00:30:42,179 This is Nandu from the blockbuster film Raja Babu. 589 00:30:42,283 --> 00:30:43,883 I've seen it 8 times. He's Nandu. 590 00:30:43,963 --> 00:30:45,043 My friend is lost. 591 00:30:45,123 --> 00:30:46,243 Now don't cry! 592 00:30:46,268 --> 00:30:48,426 Just sit down, while I note down your complaint. 593 00:30:48,643 --> 00:30:50,563 - Sit down. - Yes. 594 00:30:50,643 --> 00:30:51,723 Raja. 595 00:31:02,203 --> 00:31:04,843 Okay, Vidyarthi. Sit here and give him company 596 00:31:05,483 --> 00:31:08,523 - while I go and find them. - You are not going anywhere. I am. 597 00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:10,578 You want to catch them and ruin my promotion! 598 00:31:10,603 --> 00:31:11,683 No, not done. 599 00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:13,090 You are not going. I am going. 600 00:31:13,123 --> 00:31:14,283 - But... - No! 601 00:31:14,363 --> 00:31:15,387 Well, okay. Go ahead. 602 00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:20,306 (Gasps) 603 00:31:21,283 --> 00:31:24,051 Now wait a minute! Why is he so considerate towards me today? 604 00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:28,596 Something is certainly fishy! But I'm smarter. 605 00:31:29,329 --> 00:31:31,267 (Singnig) 606 00:31:31,403 --> 00:31:32,763 I've got both of you! 607 00:31:32,788 --> 00:31:34,137 - Let me go! - I'll get my promotion! 608 00:31:34,162 --> 00:31:36,042 Let them go! I've got a... 609 00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:38,498 ...loaded gun and I have your back to me! 610 00:31:38,523 --> 00:31:40,348 - I have a gun, too! - Who's that? 611 00:31:40,443 --> 00:31:41,843 Police commissioner. 612 00:31:42,276 --> 00:31:43,566 - Good night sir. - Okay. 613 00:31:44,643 --> 00:31:46,123 - What a commissioner!? - Turn. 614 00:31:46,203 --> 00:31:49,012 - Nandu? - Everyone's pal. 615 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,262 Catch them! 616 00:31:50,323 --> 00:31:51,691 - Why? You catch them! - Catch! 617 00:31:51,723 --> 00:31:53,363 - I won't. - I beg of you. 618 00:31:53,443 --> 00:31:55,283 - No, you catch. - Please! 619 00:31:55,736 --> 00:31:56,915 (Foot steps) 620 00:31:56,940 --> 00:31:58,384 (Telephone ringing) 621 00:31:58,707 --> 00:31:59,723 Hello! 622 00:31:59,755 --> 00:32:01,835 Hello! This is Malhotra calling from America. 623 00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:03,938 Just a moment! I'll call my brother-in-law. 624 00:32:03,963 --> 00:32:06,629 There's a call from America, brother-in-law! 625 00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:10,018 How often have I told you not to touch those phones from America? 626 00:32:10,058 --> 00:32:12,658 I've only picked up the Indian phone. 627 00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:14,996 - He's handling the phone there in America - Quiet! 628 00:32:15,169 --> 00:32:17,043 Hello? Sharma here! 629 00:32:17,123 --> 00:32:21,283 Sharma? This is Malhotra calling from America. 630 00:32:21,563 --> 00:32:22,723 How are you out there? 631 00:32:22,923 --> 00:32:24,803 How did you find the pickles I'd sent? 632 00:32:24,821 --> 00:32:25,985 (Laugh) 633 00:32:26,163 --> 00:32:27,683 They were excellent. 634 00:32:27,763 --> 00:32:30,083 I'll send you some more, when I find someone going abroad. 635 00:32:30,163 --> 00:32:34,163 Actually, my son is landing in India by tomorrow morning's flight. 636 00:32:34,283 --> 00:32:35,563 For the pickles? 637 00:32:35,883 --> 00:32:38,163 What a colossal waste of money! 638 00:32:38,243 --> 00:32:38,923 I'll send them to you. 639 00:32:39,003 --> 00:32:40,523 It's not for the pickles. 640 00:32:40,548 --> 00:32:42,508 He has a musical program in India. 641 00:32:42,564 --> 00:32:43,538 What? 642 00:32:43,563 --> 00:32:44,883 Your son is a singer then? 643 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,563 You could say that. Actually, 644 00:32:48,013 --> 00:32:50,746 I wonder if you could show him a girl he can marry. 645 00:32:50,771 --> 00:32:52,978 Why another girl? My daughter's here. 646 00:32:53,003 --> 00:32:56,283 You wouldn't find a girl like her anywhere else in the world! 647 00:32:56,443 --> 00:32:59,527 Your daughter, did you say. Fantastic. 648 00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:03,203 I have no objections, if my son approves of your daughter! 649 00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:04,746 But just remember this. 650 00:33:05,059 --> 00:33:07,416 In spite of staying in America, he has... 651 00:33:07,441 --> 00:33:09,934 ...not forgotten his Indian roots and culture. 652 00:33:10,043 --> 00:33:12,123 My daughter is also... 653 00:33:12,148 --> 00:33:13,723 ...a hardcore Indian. 654 00:33:13,803 --> 00:33:17,123 I'll have your son put up at my place, okay? Don't worry! 655 00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:18,603 Okay bye! 656 00:33:19,340 --> 00:33:21,723 My luck! I've found a son-in-law without any efforts! 657 00:33:22,349 --> 00:33:25,168 Roopa! 658 00:33:25,263 --> 00:33:26,613 Are you ready? 659 00:33:26,831 --> 00:33:29,523 It's time for the flight to land. Hurry up! 660 00:33:36,683 --> 00:33:41,763 Now look at my baby! You still have no dress-sense, do you? 661 00:33:41,963 --> 00:33:43,746 What's wrong with this dress? 662 00:33:43,843 --> 00:33:45,003 It's typically Indian, isn't it? 663 00:33:45,035 --> 00:33:47,395 The dress is undoubtedly Indian. 664 00:33:47,444 --> 00:33:50,044 But the person arriving is an American, isn't he? 665 00:33:50,283 --> 00:33:52,563 How is he going to approve of you, dressed like this? 666 00:33:52,763 --> 00:33:55,283 You've covered yourself from head to toe! 667 00:33:55,339 --> 00:33:59,035 The charms of my beautiful girl are just not on show! 668 00:33:59,087 --> 00:34:03,980 You haven't even let your neck be bare so he could put the holy thread. 669 00:34:04,005 --> 00:34:06,793 I'm going to the airport only to receive him. 670 00:34:06,963 --> 00:34:08,323 And not marry him, okay? 671 00:34:08,403 --> 00:34:12,403 May the lord save my innocent little girl from the evil eye! 672 00:34:12,483 --> 00:34:15,087 Why have I spent so much of money... 673 00:34:15,112 --> 00:34:18,418 ...and called him over from America to perform in India? 674 00:34:18,483 --> 00:34:22,551 So that he approves of you and becomes my son-in-law! Understand? 675 00:34:22,676 --> 00:34:26,613 Now wear the dress I ask you to and come with me! 676 00:34:26,883 --> 00:34:28,683 - Okay mom. - You're a good daughter. 677 00:34:33,872 --> 00:34:35,465 Hurry up, dear! 678 00:34:36,123 --> 00:34:37,203 Come! 679 00:34:37,548 --> 00:34:39,338 Hurry up, brother-in-law. 680 00:34:39,363 --> 00:34:41,603 The aircraft must have landed. Come. 681 00:34:41,628 --> 00:34:43,879 - But, dad, I don't want to come with you! - Come. 682 00:34:46,283 --> 00:34:49,698 - Is he returning from the airport, dad? - He's going to stay with us! 683 00:34:49,723 --> 00:34:51,269 I could have met him at home. 684 00:34:51,294 --> 00:34:52,807 Why did you have to drag me here? 685 00:34:52,832 --> 00:34:54,363 The moment he lands in India, 686 00:34:54,388 --> 00:34:56,104 I want you to be the first girl he sets his eyes on. 687 00:34:56,129 --> 00:34:57,203 - And fall in love with you, too. - Let me go! 688 00:34:57,264 --> 00:34:59,229 Whom will he marry, if he loves her? 689 00:34:59,254 --> 00:35:01,123 - Why? He'll marry me! - You? 690 00:35:01,203 --> 00:35:04,283 What would people think, if you continue dragging me like this? 691 00:35:04,308 --> 00:35:05,708 - What is this? - Daughter and father... 692 00:35:05,733 --> 00:35:07,013 ...love each other deeply! - Oh really! 693 00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:09,098 So the father is dragging the daughter away. 694 00:35:09,123 --> 00:35:10,883 That's not right, brother-in-law. They'd think... 695 00:35:10,908 --> 00:35:13,098 ...that your daughter's in love with a hooligan. 696 00:35:13,123 --> 00:35:14,658 - So you're sending her away abroad! - Got it? 697 00:35:14,683 --> 00:35:16,963 Your mouth stinks! Use some adhesive to shut it! 698 00:35:16,988 --> 00:35:18,377 - Greetings, Mr. Sharma. - What? 699 00:35:18,402 --> 00:35:20,432 - How are you? - Fine. 700 00:35:20,457 --> 00:35:22,523 - What brings you here? - To play cricket. 701 00:35:22,603 --> 00:35:24,858 I'm here to receive my friend's son. 702 00:35:24,883 --> 00:35:26,883 Can't you see that much? 703 00:35:28,157 --> 00:35:30,362 Watch it, brother-in-law. The garland will snap! 704 00:35:30,387 --> 00:35:32,184 This girl isn't made of flowers to... 705 00:35:34,418 --> 00:35:36,153 - Where's Mala (garland)? - It's in your hands. 706 00:35:36,178 --> 00:35:38,504 Not this, you idiot! Where's Mala, my daughter? 707 00:35:38,529 --> 00:35:40,098 That's right. Where is she? 708 00:35:41,036 --> 00:35:43,996 Here you are! I've been looking for you all over. 709 00:35:45,356 --> 00:35:46,965 - Come closer, will you? - Why? 710 00:35:47,316 --> 00:35:49,211 Because my father wants to be a grandpa. 711 00:35:49,236 --> 00:35:51,571 - And my uncle wants... - Keep your distance! 712 00:35:51,596 --> 00:35:52,983 - I'm worried, anyway. - Do you know? 713 00:35:53,008 --> 00:35:56,559 My father has imported a brand new hero for me from America! 714 00:35:57,019 --> 00:35:58,479 - That deserves applause! - What? 715 00:35:58,504 --> 00:36:00,176 To welcome the new hero! 716 00:36:07,868 --> 00:36:10,814 (Background music) 717 00:36:14,684 --> 00:36:17,324 That American is supposed to marry me, you know? 718 00:36:17,549 --> 00:36:19,764 I see! But, that's wonderful! 719 00:36:19,789 --> 00:36:20,804 What? 720 00:36:25,566 --> 00:36:27,238 - I am very sorry. - It's all right. 721 00:36:27,263 --> 00:36:29,152 It seemed as if someone had pushed me. 722 00:36:29,204 --> 00:36:30,284 Okay, it's all right. 723 00:36:30,309 --> 00:36:31,709 I am very sorry. 724 00:36:32,124 --> 00:36:34,204 I said it's okay. Sir! 725 00:36:35,524 --> 00:36:38,604 Put the matrimonial necklace around my neck, my love! 726 00:36:38,629 --> 00:36:40,549 And let this Mala adorn your neck! 727 00:36:40,590 --> 00:36:41,676 Move aside! 728 00:36:41,848 --> 00:36:44,410 - I'm not interested in such things, okay? - Is that so? 729 00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:52,789 I've apologized to you thrice, for falling on you just once. 730 00:36:52,814 --> 00:36:54,152 But you still pushed me! 731 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,105 I haven't pushed you, sir. 732 00:36:59,109 --> 00:37:00,469 I wonder what's happening! 733 00:37:00,669 --> 00:37:04,082 This chap falls over girls, even as he walks around! 734 00:37:04,504 --> 00:37:06,568 Let's make some love, before you go! 735 00:37:06,829 --> 00:37:08,791 Now look! I can't waste time on these things! 736 00:37:08,816 --> 00:37:10,809 Can I have a dozen kisses? 737 00:37:10,834 --> 00:37:13,394 Why are you being a bore? Just get lost! 738 00:37:14,781 --> 00:37:15,861 Get lost. 739 00:37:15,894 --> 00:37:17,090 - One sip, please! - No. 740 00:37:17,154 --> 00:37:18,887 One sip to me and one for you. 741 00:37:18,988 --> 00:37:20,089 Oh inspector! 742 00:37:20,114 --> 00:37:21,079 What was that? 743 00:37:21,104 --> 00:37:22,304 Nothing. It's your ears! 744 00:37:22,354 --> 00:37:23,354 Hi, there! 745 00:37:23,434 --> 00:37:24,994 - What are you doing? - Come here. 746 00:37:29,802 --> 00:37:30,922 - Sorry! - Sorry. 747 00:37:30,994 --> 00:37:33,355 Hello! Welcome to India! 748 00:37:33,674 --> 00:37:34,754 You? 749 00:37:34,834 --> 00:37:37,754 I'm Sundari Motwani, from the women's organization. 750 00:37:37,794 --> 00:37:40,474 I'm the one who has organized this program for you. 751 00:37:40,594 --> 00:37:41,994 This is my daughter, Roopa. 752 00:37:42,074 --> 00:37:43,994 Looks like my sister, doesn't she? 753 00:37:44,474 --> 00:37:45,754 That's Prem (love), Roopa. 754 00:37:45,834 --> 00:37:48,777 You may love him! I mean, say hello. 755 00:37:48,831 --> 00:37:50,449 - Hello. - Why are you calling them? 756 00:37:51,129 --> 00:37:53,329 To get a kiss from you. 757 00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:55,834 But if they come over, I'll be in trouble! 758 00:37:56,184 --> 00:37:58,849 - Then quietly give me a kiss. - Won't you behave yourself? 759 00:37:58,874 --> 00:37:59,969 Inspector! 760 00:38:06,598 --> 00:38:07,758 Mummy! 761 00:38:11,019 --> 00:38:14,379 Good boy! That's a fast boy, isn't he? 762 00:38:14,483 --> 00:38:17,403 - You've answered my prayers at last, lord - Mummy? 763 00:38:17,428 --> 00:38:19,988 - That chap's kissing her! - Get lost. 764 00:38:20,290 --> 00:38:21,938 - What am I supposed to do? - Stop him! 765 00:38:21,963 --> 00:38:25,523 Relax, son, this isn't America! You're in India. 766 00:38:25,603 --> 00:38:27,923 - That could land you in trouble! - Say, sir. 767 00:38:28,003 --> 00:38:31,723 They're kissing out of love. Why do you interfere? 768 00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:33,443 Are you nuts? 769 00:38:33,523 --> 00:38:34,963 You've barged in without reason. 770 00:38:35,043 --> 00:38:36,723 Brother-in-law! He's still at it. 771 00:38:37,243 --> 00:38:38,763 That's my tough luck! 772 00:38:38,843 --> 00:38:41,843 Had my daughter been here, he'd have been kissing her! 773 00:38:41,923 --> 00:38:43,523 That chap seems to be in such a hurry... 774 00:38:43,548 --> 00:38:46,074 ...that had you arrived first, he'd have grabbed you and... - Shut up! 775 00:38:46,174 --> 00:38:47,418 What would they say, if they heard you? 776 00:38:47,443 --> 00:38:48,902 - She's listening! - What is it? 777 00:38:49,488 --> 00:38:50,965 - Baby! - Baby. 778 00:38:53,228 --> 00:38:55,683 (Crying) I am sorry! I am very sorry! 779 00:38:57,083 --> 00:38:58,283 Please understand! 780 00:38:58,548 --> 00:38:59,735 (Crying) Here. 781 00:39:02,801 --> 00:39:04,121 I am very sorry! 782 00:39:04,364 --> 00:39:05,684 She must've felt bad. 783 00:39:05,778 --> 00:39:07,484 But I haven't taken any offense! 784 00:39:07,564 --> 00:39:10,084 Why must you anyway? You're not the one he has kissed! 785 00:39:10,164 --> 00:39:11,604 Do you recognise me, son? 786 00:39:11,699 --> 00:39:13,019 Yes - I'm your uncle! 787 00:39:13,043 --> 00:39:14,316 - Uncle! - Yes. 788 00:39:14,889 --> 00:39:16,844 - Come son. - Let's go home. 789 00:39:16,924 --> 00:39:18,764 - Come along. - Prem? 790 00:39:18,899 --> 00:39:21,419 The fool has taken him away! 791 00:39:21,444 --> 00:39:22,996 Rupa. 792 00:39:23,793 --> 00:39:25,305 Did you see what your daughter has done? 793 00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:27,472 She's ruined all the efforts I had put in. 794 00:39:27,671 --> 00:39:29,488 I'd taken her to the airport... 795 00:39:29,616 --> 00:39:31,754 ...so that he'd see her there and approve of her. 796 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,519 I wonder where she's disappeared! 797 00:39:33,777 --> 00:39:36,537 She is your daughter, after all. I spoke. 798 00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:39,737 "O stranger, don't go away." 799 00:39:41,281 --> 00:39:44,824 What's this daddy? Where did you disappear? 800 00:39:45,559 --> 00:39:47,114 Dad? Do you know how worried I was? 801 00:39:47,197 --> 00:39:49,807 That's wonderful! Now she's accusing me! 802 00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:52,407 Was it we who disappeared or was it you? You decide this! 803 00:39:52,487 --> 00:39:54,230 - What? - It's your mistake. 804 00:39:54,570 --> 00:39:56,407 You've spoilt her with your pampering. 805 00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:58,434 - She's taken after you. - Get lost. 806 00:39:59,140 --> 00:40:00,582 What are you standing here for? 807 00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:03,441 The American is upstairs. Go and keep him company! 808 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,793 Sure! After I've kept him company, 809 00:40:05,872 --> 00:40:08,738 he'll run away from India and head straight for the U. S! 810 00:40:08,808 --> 00:40:12,595 - See you dad! - Don't do something funny. 811 00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:13,736 What's that now? 812 00:40:15,075 --> 00:40:16,098 Everything is fine! 813 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:22,582 Just because the Americans didn't let you sing and dance... 814 00:40:22,993 --> 00:40:24,692 ...you came to India, right? 815 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,512 But you won't achieve anything here! You'd better return. 816 00:40:37,195 --> 00:40:38,275 It's you? 817 00:40:38,955 --> 00:40:41,098 You're fantastic, my love! 818 00:40:41,212 --> 00:40:44,812 You've even packed off the Yankee and landed in my bedroom! 819 00:40:45,363 --> 00:40:47,996 Oh my Lover! You are so clever! 820 00:40:50,035 --> 00:40:52,426 - Raja? - I'm not your lover. 821 00:40:52,451 --> 00:40:53,611 Leave me alone! 822 00:40:54,795 --> 00:40:56,230 What's up? What happened! 823 00:40:56,255 --> 00:40:57,331 - Why did you scream? - Why? 824 00:40:57,356 --> 00:40:59,171 - Who's she? - She's my sister's daughter. 825 00:40:59,196 --> 00:41:00,276 How's she related to you? 826 00:41:00,356 --> 00:41:01,436 - She... - This man's my sister's husband. 827 00:41:01,516 --> 00:41:03,925 Let me speak! That's my daughter, Mala. 828 00:41:03,999 --> 00:41:05,730 Forgive me, my lord! 829 00:41:05,941 --> 00:41:07,035 Sorry. 830 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:11,769 - My benefactor, my dear father! - Who? - My father! 831 00:41:12,506 --> 00:41:18,360 I've taken him for my husband, with all my heart and soul! 832 00:41:18,894 --> 00:41:19,699 Oh God! 833 00:41:20,032 --> 00:41:21,149 (Gasps) 834 00:41:21,443 --> 00:41:24,698 How did the Indian traditional spring from western? 835 00:41:24,824 --> 00:41:28,335 What did you do to her? She has changed completely. 836 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:31,785 I'm no son-in-law! My name is Prem Malhotra. 837 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,160 This chap can't be your son-in-law. 838 00:41:36,095 --> 00:41:38,035 Did I ask you for your opinion? 839 00:41:38,504 --> 00:41:39,512 I won't speak anymore. 840 00:41:39,943 --> 00:41:41,554 I get a scolding on speaking. 841 00:41:41,595 --> 00:41:42,876 (Telephone ringing) 842 00:41:43,767 --> 00:41:45,120 - Hello? - Hello. 843 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:49,080 Sundari speaking. 844 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,520 Oh hello! How are you? 845 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:51,760 Prem here. 846 00:41:52,481 --> 00:41:54,101 When is the program? 847 00:41:54,126 --> 00:41:55,345 It's scheduled for 6 p.m. 848 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,135 But you must be there at 7 p.m. sharp. 849 00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,680 At 7 p.m? Why is that? 850 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,746 That's Indian punctuality! 851 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,082 Nobody pays attention to those who are punctual in this country! 852 00:42:05,366 --> 00:42:08,560 The latecomers are considered to be stars! 853 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,120 No, thank you. I'll be there at 5... 854 00:42:11,373 --> 00:42:12,941 ...and begin the show at 6 p.m. 855 00:42:18,492 --> 00:42:20,240 "Maiden from London, no way." 856 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,320 "American beauty, no way." 857 00:42:26,068 --> 00:42:28,320 "The girl from Hong Kong, no way." 858 00:42:29,952 --> 00:42:31,960 "Mademoiselle from Paris, no way." 859 00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,200 "India." 860 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,777 "Nothing official about it!" 861 00:42:50,479 --> 00:42:52,346 "The girl from here is just great." 862 00:42:52,466 --> 00:42:53,840 "Saree on her body is just great." 863 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,840 "Dot on her forehead is great." 864 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:57,739 "Earrings are great." 865 00:42:57,949 --> 00:42:59,600 "Anklets on her feet are great." 866 00:42:59,808 --> 00:43:01,488 "Lipstick on her lips is just." 867 00:43:01,568 --> 00:43:03,408 "Her innocence is just great." 868 00:43:03,488 --> 00:43:05,128 "Her coyness is just great." 869 00:43:05,180 --> 00:43:08,648 "The best in the world is our India!" 870 00:43:08,773 --> 00:43:12,128 "We are the little birdies of this utopia!" 871 00:43:12,153 --> 00:43:13,166 "It's ours." 872 00:43:13,191 --> 00:43:16,408 "East or West! India is the best!" 873 00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:19,699 "East or west, India's the best." 874 00:44:05,742 --> 00:44:07,488 "The weather here is just great." 875 00:44:07,568 --> 00:44:09,328 "The monsoon here is just great." 876 00:44:09,408 --> 00:44:11,128 "The garden here is just great." 877 00:44:11,208 --> 00:44:13,048 "The life here is just great." 878 00:44:13,128 --> 00:44:14,808 "Industrialists are just great." 879 00:44:14,888 --> 00:44:16,497 "The flour here is just great." 880 00:44:16,564 --> 00:44:18,267 "Brands of shoes are great." 881 00:44:18,297 --> 00:44:20,195 "Pretty girl's slap is just." 882 00:44:20,202 --> 00:44:21,964 "Cricketer's batting is just great." 883 00:44:22,048 --> 00:44:23,937 "Superstar's acting is just great." 884 00:44:23,989 --> 00:44:25,782 "The batsman is just great." 885 00:44:25,827 --> 00:44:27,423 "The bowler is just great." 886 00:44:27,476 --> 00:44:29,239 "The singer is just great." 887 00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:31,129 "The percussionist is just great." 888 00:44:31,181 --> 00:44:32,968 "The dance form is just great." 889 00:44:33,048 --> 00:44:34,796 "The Punjabi dance is just great." 890 00:44:34,864 --> 00:44:36,596 "The Marathi dance here is just great." 891 00:44:36,686 --> 00:44:38,367 "The Gujarati dance here is just great." 892 00:44:38,435 --> 00:44:42,065 "Our India is best in the world..." 893 00:44:42,141 --> 00:44:46,190 "We are the buds and it is our garden." - "It is ours..." 894 00:44:46,287 --> 00:44:49,647 "East or west, India is the best..." 895 00:44:49,827 --> 00:44:53,208 "East or west, India is the best..." 896 00:45:24,543 --> 00:45:28,151 "Everyone here lives their lives in absolute ecstasy." 897 00:45:28,176 --> 00:45:31,798 "The fun that you will find here is rare." 898 00:45:31,841 --> 00:45:33,806 "The Eid here is just great." 899 00:45:33,886 --> 00:45:35,546 "The Diwali here is just great." 900 00:45:35,659 --> 00:45:37,406 "The Holi here is just great." 901 00:45:37,486 --> 00:45:39,161 "The bride's palanquin is great." 902 00:45:39,296 --> 00:45:41,029 "The traditional dress is great." 903 00:45:41,096 --> 00:45:43,046 "The sweet talk is just great." 904 00:45:43,126 --> 00:45:44,824 "North, south, east or west!" 905 00:45:44,921 --> 00:45:46,579 "India is the best!" 906 00:45:46,654 --> 00:45:48,491 "The land of culture, the land of green." 907 00:45:48,521 --> 00:45:50,194 "This is the land of you and me!" 908 00:45:50,231 --> 00:45:52,069 "The leader is just great." 909 00:45:52,129 --> 00:45:53,771 "The Mughal emperor is just great." 910 00:45:53,794 --> 00:45:55,654 "Mahatma Gandhi is just great." 911 00:45:55,729 --> 00:45:57,484 "Mr. Nehru is just great." 912 00:45:57,567 --> 00:45:59,285 "Baba Ambedkar is just great." 913 00:45:59,307 --> 00:46:01,009 "Mother Teresa is just great." 914 00:46:01,062 --> 00:46:03,148 "We are taking it up. We are taking it down." 915 00:46:03,208 --> 00:46:04,835 "This is the Indian town." 916 00:46:04,836 --> 00:46:06,725 "Together we are strong. In god we trust." 917 00:46:06,799 --> 00:46:08,531 "Yes, you cannot beat us." 918 00:46:08,614 --> 00:46:10,406 "Taj Mahal is just great." 919 00:46:10,486 --> 00:46:12,126 "Charminar is just great." 920 00:46:12,184 --> 00:46:13,908 "Mango pickle is just great." 921 00:46:13,961 --> 00:46:15,529 "The love here is just great." 922 00:46:15,559 --> 00:46:17,446 "The superstar is just great." 923 00:46:17,526 --> 00:46:19,287 "The model is just great." 924 00:46:19,332 --> 00:46:21,154 "All India Radio is just great." 925 00:46:21,237 --> 00:46:23,105 "DD Metro is just great." 926 00:46:23,179 --> 00:46:24,950 "National television is just great." 927 00:46:25,048 --> 00:46:26,688 "The army here is just great." 928 00:46:26,768 --> 00:46:28,453 "The navy here is just great." 929 00:46:28,490 --> 00:46:30,528 "So, come on. Everybody in India." 930 00:46:30,608 --> 00:46:32,248 "Come on. You know I'm telling you." 931 00:46:32,328 --> 00:46:34,048 "Come on. Everybody in India." 932 00:46:34,128 --> 00:46:35,848 "Welcome to India." 933 00:46:35,928 --> 00:46:39,254 "The best in the world is our India!" 934 00:46:39,485 --> 00:46:42,848 "The best in the world is our India!" 935 00:46:43,056 --> 00:46:46,257 "We are the little birdies of this utopia!" 936 00:46:46,282 --> 00:46:47,385 "It's ours!" 937 00:46:47,410 --> 00:46:53,871 "East or West! India is the best!" 938 00:46:54,588 --> 00:46:57,761 "East or west, India is the best." 939 00:46:57,848 --> 00:46:59,568 "Come on! Let me hear you say." 940 00:46:59,728 --> 00:47:01,448 "India." 941 00:47:01,528 --> 00:47:04,928 C'mon, c'mon, everybody say!" - "India!" 942 00:47:05,208 --> 00:47:06,888 "India, we love you!" 943 00:47:06,968 --> 00:47:08,916 "India, for me and you!" 944 00:47:08,941 --> 00:47:10,568 "India from the bottom to the top." 945 00:47:10,648 --> 00:47:12,328 "India is here, you cannot stop." 946 00:47:12,408 --> 00:47:14,168 "India, let me see your smile." 947 00:47:14,193 --> 00:47:16,063 "India, I love that style." 948 00:47:16,088 --> 00:47:17,848 "India, is happening now." 949 00:47:17,928 --> 00:47:19,973 "India is here, we are so proud!" 950 00:47:52,886 --> 00:47:54,408 Speak up! 951 00:47:55,767 --> 00:47:58,928 Go on! I'll get the truth out of you, no matter how long it takes! 952 00:47:59,119 --> 00:48:00,248 Tell me. 953 00:48:00,328 --> 00:48:02,551 Speak up! Whom do those trucks belong to? 954 00:48:02,735 --> 00:48:05,215 - Who owns them? Tell me! - I don't know. 955 00:48:05,345 --> 00:48:07,512 Tell me! Speak up! 956 00:48:07,637 --> 00:48:09,300 - I don't know. - They belong to us. 957 00:48:09,415 --> 00:48:11,618 (Grunts) 958 00:48:11,931 --> 00:48:14,087 (Foot steps) 959 00:48:16,700 --> 00:48:18,637 They call me uncle. 960 00:48:18,867 --> 00:48:20,816 I'm Tiger's mentor. 961 00:48:25,590 --> 00:48:27,371 What brings you here? 962 00:48:27,747 --> 00:48:29,387 It's nothing much, inspector. 963 00:48:30,013 --> 00:48:32,066 I have about a 100 trucks plying in the country... 964 00:48:32,427 --> 00:48:36,012 ...which transport cocaine, marijuana and other narcotics. 965 00:48:36,133 --> 00:48:37,340 You don't have to be surprised. 966 00:48:37,813 --> 00:48:39,566 Every cop here knows about it. 967 00:48:40,461 --> 00:48:41,801 But they keep their lips sealed. 968 00:48:42,123 --> 00:48:43,265 Sit down. 969 00:48:44,072 --> 00:48:46,840 Inspector, the government pays you about... 970 00:48:47,252 --> 00:48:49,381 ...5000 rupees a month for your job. 971 00:48:50,695 --> 00:48:53,432 But I will pay you 50,000 rupees a month. 972 00:48:54,609 --> 00:48:57,734 Besides which, for esteemed guests, such as you... 973 00:48:57,775 --> 00:49:00,004 ...I keep the doors of my guest-house always open! 974 00:49:01,372 --> 00:49:02,652 Thank you very much. 975 00:49:03,270 --> 00:49:05,590 - I'm your type of man, too. - I see. 976 00:49:06,587 --> 00:49:09,412 That's right. I only accept a salary that pays for my efforts. 977 00:49:09,453 --> 00:49:11,573 By the way, for guests like you I have... 978 00:49:11,685 --> 00:49:13,613 ...a little guest-house in there, too. 979 00:49:15,489 --> 00:49:17,598 I've already been transferred nine times. 980 00:49:18,053 --> 00:49:19,606 I'm prepared for the 10th time. 981 00:49:19,693 --> 00:49:20,973 Now look, my boy. 982 00:49:21,453 --> 00:49:25,453 I have more experience in years than your age. 983 00:49:25,845 --> 00:49:29,614 Listen to me carefully and try to understand it. 984 00:49:29,814 --> 00:49:32,848 Release all the trucks that you've confiscated. 985 00:49:32,873 --> 00:49:34,377 That would be in your own interests. 986 00:49:34,402 --> 00:49:35,933 And what if I don't? 987 00:49:38,302 --> 00:49:40,994 Think of your wife and kids, inspector. 988 00:49:41,067 --> 00:49:43,667 Because I didn't want the threats of crooks like you to affect me, 989 00:49:44,187 --> 00:49:46,343 I haven't even got married. 990 00:49:46,427 --> 00:49:49,004 What a pity! Aren't you married then? 991 00:49:49,404 --> 00:49:52,207 You mean, you have no one to cry over your dead body? 992 00:49:52,801 --> 00:49:55,715 Tiger. May the Lord bless him. 993 00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:03,779 Here. 994 00:50:03,832 --> 00:50:05,817 - Hi baby! - What can I bring for you, sir? 995 00:50:05,907 --> 00:50:08,575 - Get me delicacies. - Yes. 996 00:50:08,991 --> 00:50:10,151 How's it going, ma'am? 997 00:50:10,982 --> 00:50:13,175 This is a nice wrist-watch. How much is it worth? 998 00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:14,626 It costs 4,500 rupees. 999 00:50:14,811 --> 00:50:17,020 I ask you for delicacies and you got me this? 1000 00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:21,622 You said it's nice! And flung it away! 1001 00:50:21,693 --> 00:50:23,254 I don't know what's wrong! 1002 00:50:28,620 --> 00:50:30,661 - Rupa! - Hi! 1003 00:50:34,535 --> 00:50:35,926 How about it? 1004 00:50:40,262 --> 00:50:41,445 Rupa! 1005 00:50:44,747 --> 00:50:45,775 Rupa! 1006 00:50:55,895 --> 00:50:57,042 What's up with you? 1007 00:51:01,102 --> 00:51:02,445 Please save me! 1008 00:51:06,605 --> 00:51:08,245 - Let me go! - Let her go. 1009 00:51:08,324 --> 00:51:09,685 How is she related to you? 1010 00:51:09,765 --> 00:51:11,512 I can't say that. 1011 00:51:11,617 --> 00:51:15,043 But she does seem to be your sister! 1012 00:51:16,221 --> 00:51:17,497 Move! 1013 00:51:18,810 --> 00:51:20,364 Get up, idiot. 1014 00:51:34,599 --> 00:51:37,061 That was a nice punch. Let me go now. 1015 00:51:47,540 --> 00:51:48,809 - No way! - No. 1016 00:51:49,044 --> 00:51:50,124 Did you say something? 1017 00:51:50,436 --> 00:51:51,895 - Did you? - No. 1018 00:51:52,005 --> 00:51:53,528 I didn't say anything either. 1019 00:51:55,044 --> 00:51:57,895 - Go outside and get betel leaf. - But... 1020 00:51:58,190 --> 00:52:00,790 Okay! I'll go and get it. 1021 00:52:01,088 --> 00:52:02,524 But you have the tea upstairs. 1022 00:52:02,668 --> 00:52:04,284 - That's where I'm headed! - Yes. 1023 00:52:04,372 --> 00:52:06,044 - Okay bye. - Yes. 1024 00:52:14,524 --> 00:52:15,844 Got you. Got you. 1025 00:52:16,086 --> 00:52:17,284 Got you. 1026 00:52:17,512 --> 00:52:19,597 Who is it? - You? - Constable! - Got you. 1027 00:52:19,622 --> 00:52:21,662 But why catch hold of me? Get him. He's the ruffian! 1028 00:52:21,742 --> 00:52:22,982 You're the worst. 1029 00:52:23,059 --> 00:52:25,302 And it's your arrest that will get me a promotion! 1030 00:52:25,389 --> 00:52:26,886 Oh yes? Take this! 1031 00:52:28,626 --> 00:52:30,219 - Hit me. - Hey, what are you doing? 1032 00:52:31,235 --> 00:52:32,280 Hit. 1033 00:52:37,048 --> 00:52:39,555 Oh my god! How did I hit a cop? 1034 00:52:39,678 --> 00:52:41,102 I'm in a mess. 1035 00:52:43,068 --> 00:52:44,196 Got him! I won't let go! 1036 00:52:44,221 --> 00:52:46,414 You can't escape my clutches. 1037 00:52:46,517 --> 00:52:48,117 - Got him! - You. 1038 00:52:48,868 --> 00:52:51,388 - Catch him! - Catch me if you can. 1039 00:52:51,468 --> 00:52:52,668 Get him. 1040 00:52:54,620 --> 00:52:55,668 Rupa! 1041 00:52:58,181 --> 00:53:00,032 (Birds chirping) 1042 00:53:00,086 --> 00:53:04,946 Oh my god! Trust the Americans to be so fast! 1043 00:53:04,985 --> 00:53:07,593 You kissed her at the airport the other day. 1044 00:53:07,673 --> 00:53:09,582 I wonder what you've done today, 1045 00:53:09,633 --> 00:53:11,607 that you've had to carry her! 1046 00:53:11,713 --> 00:53:14,793 You're home, my boy! You may set her down. 1047 00:53:15,282 --> 00:53:17,913 - She's in no state to be set down. - Naughty boy! 1048 00:53:18,353 --> 00:53:20,753 And what did you do that she can't be set down? 1049 00:53:20,944 --> 00:53:22,073 She has passed out. 1050 00:53:22,732 --> 00:53:24,672 Passed out? 1051 00:53:24,953 --> 00:53:27,164 - That's where he must have gone. - That side. 1052 00:53:27,399 --> 00:53:28,633 Okay. Look for him, I'll go home. 1053 00:53:28,713 --> 00:53:30,766 No way. You look for him! 1054 00:53:36,153 --> 00:53:37,593 - Who's that? - What? 1055 00:53:38,051 --> 00:53:39,873 Son-in-law! 1056 00:53:40,264 --> 00:53:42,113 Father-in-law! 1057 00:53:43,153 --> 00:53:44,953 - My respects, sir! - Bless you, son! 1058 00:53:45,376 --> 00:53:47,305 But there's something I can't understand. 1059 00:53:47,334 --> 00:53:49,977 Why did you have to jump the gate? 1060 00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:51,892 It's a habit. Ever since I was a kid! 1061 00:53:51,917 --> 00:53:54,909 As a kid? But his father said he was a singer who... 1062 00:53:54,934 --> 00:53:56,342 - See. - They have a huge lawn. 1063 00:53:56,367 --> 00:53:57,967 Never take a load! 1064 00:53:57,992 --> 00:54:00,774 - I'll be confused? - Yes. - I've a headache. 1065 00:54:00,899 --> 00:54:02,985 - Let's go inside and talk about it. - Inside? 1066 00:54:03,562 --> 00:54:06,625 Instead of getting locked up, it's better to follow him. 1067 00:54:06,653 --> 00:54:08,172 Dear... 1068 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:13,070 ...this chap is feeling terribly shy to tell me what's happened. 1069 00:54:13,345 --> 00:54:17,510 You tell me now, what he did to you that you even passed out? 1070 00:54:17,590 --> 00:54:18,630 Mom! The thug! 1071 00:54:18,767 --> 00:54:20,030 - Am I a thug? - Not you! 1072 00:54:20,055 --> 00:54:22,245 - The one you bashed up! - Did I bash up someone? 1073 00:54:22,270 --> 00:54:25,203 There was this deadly ruffian who caught hold of me. 1074 00:54:25,265 --> 00:54:27,550 And this gentleman beat him up... 1075 00:54:27,616 --> 00:54:29,414 ...and made mincemeat of him! 1076 00:54:29,439 --> 00:54:32,150 You must be exhausted after the fight, son. 1077 00:54:32,230 --> 00:54:35,430 How about some chilled-beer and crisps, then? 1078 00:54:35,510 --> 00:54:37,670 No, thank you. I drink only milk. 1079 00:54:37,695 --> 00:54:39,695 Here you are. Have a glass of milk. 1080 00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:43,536 Pour the milk in a dairy, fatso! 1081 00:54:43,561 --> 00:54:45,097 - Why give it to me? - No. 1082 00:54:45,122 --> 00:54:46,750 But you must have the milk! 1083 00:54:46,775 --> 00:54:48,085 - Are you crazy? - Why? 1084 00:54:48,110 --> 00:54:50,510 What he says is right. Where's the glass? 1085 00:54:50,535 --> 00:54:52,925 Lousy idiot! - Give it. - Here you are. 1086 00:54:52,950 --> 00:54:55,350 But I just can't digest milk. 1087 00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:57,725 - Then what can you digest? - I always find my food! 1088 00:54:57,750 --> 00:54:59,227 - Like? - See. 1089 00:54:59,516 --> 00:55:01,477 (Sniff) 1090 00:55:01,518 --> 00:55:02,510 It's over there! 1091 00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:04,590 Brother-in-law. 1092 00:55:04,950 --> 00:55:05,950 Here I am! 1093 00:55:07,110 --> 00:55:09,723 - I think he's the wrong guy. - I'll smash your ugly face! 1094 00:55:09,748 --> 00:55:10,948 And I? 1095 00:55:13,469 --> 00:55:14,860 What a throw! 1096 00:55:15,282 --> 00:55:16,519 He can't be our guy! 1097 00:55:17,634 --> 00:55:21,235 He's only thrown the cork at you. I'll smash a bottle on your head! 1098 00:55:22,636 --> 00:55:23,907 - Here you are. - Thank you. 1099 00:55:27,540 --> 00:55:28,820 Great stuff! 1100 00:55:30,868 --> 00:55:32,470 (Cough) 1101 00:55:34,923 --> 00:55:36,203 Have you mixed something? 1102 00:55:36,259 --> 00:55:38,252 Sugar, apart from the water by the milkman. 1103 00:55:38,524 --> 00:55:41,130 I see. But why is it so strong? 1104 00:55:41,290 --> 00:55:43,250 I feel as if I had liquor. 1105 00:55:43,330 --> 00:55:45,370 - It's giving me a kick! - There you are! 1106 00:55:45,570 --> 00:55:49,305 You're bound be intoxicated, when Rupa serves... 1107 00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,766 ...you a drink! Go ahead and have. 1108 00:56:03,922 --> 00:56:05,860 How about it? 1109 00:56:07,930 --> 00:56:09,760 - Rupa! - What's wrong, mom? 1110 00:56:11,028 --> 00:56:13,560 The milk really seems to have given him a great kick! 1111 00:56:13,713 --> 00:56:15,415 The way he winked at me. 1112 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,600 - Mom. - Take him away. Go on! Hurry up! 1113 00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:21,297 Why did you hit her on her bottom, son-in-law? 1114 00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:22,800 She's not your wife, is she? 1115 00:56:23,161 --> 00:56:25,500 Not at all! She's the maid-servant of our house. 1116 00:56:25,539 --> 00:56:26,855 So, what's he jealous about? 1117 00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:28,835 - Are they going around? - Brother-in-law. 1118 00:56:28,860 --> 00:56:31,020 You're thinking of marrying your daughter to him and... 1119 00:56:31,100 --> 00:56:32,380 ...he's flirting with the maid! 1120 00:56:32,405 --> 00:56:33,726 Look at him having a ball! 1121 00:56:33,837 --> 00:56:36,260 (Gasps) Get lost. 1122 00:56:36,845 --> 00:56:38,719 What are you doing? She's a maid-servant! 1123 00:56:38,744 --> 00:56:40,589 My daughter's up there, in the bedroom. 1124 00:56:40,614 --> 00:56:43,460 - Your daughter's in the bedroom. - Yes. 1125 00:56:43,485 --> 00:56:44,685 For me. 1126 00:56:44,726 --> 00:56:47,695 (Laughs) 1127 00:56:48,266 --> 00:56:49,531 Hi hero! 1128 00:56:49,572 --> 00:56:51,172 Oh heroine! 1129 00:56:53,388 --> 00:56:55,411 Your dad's a fantastic guy. 1130 00:56:55,639 --> 00:56:57,891 I must say! But he's not as good as I! 1131 00:56:58,076 --> 00:56:59,571 - Let's go! - What? 1132 00:56:59,651 --> 00:57:01,399 - Yes, let's go! - Brother-in-law. 1133 00:57:01,451 --> 00:57:04,867 Another word from you and I'll shove my foot in your mouth! 1134 00:57:04,961 --> 00:57:05,539 (Sighs) 1135 00:57:05,580 --> 00:57:06,274 Go dear! 1136 00:57:24,281 --> 00:57:27,731 "The building is tall and the lift's not working." 1137 00:57:28,668 --> 00:57:30,051 "How do I ever come?" 1138 00:57:30,874 --> 00:57:32,051 "My heart is so willing." 1139 00:57:37,607 --> 00:57:41,343 "The building's tall and the lift is not working." 1140 00:57:41,651 --> 00:57:43,651 "How do I ever come?" 1141 00:57:44,089 --> 00:57:45,411 "My heart is so willing." 1142 00:57:45,972 --> 00:57:50,571 "Come with the music and the band." 1143 00:57:50,688 --> 00:57:52,571 "I miss you oh so very much." 1144 00:57:52,676 --> 00:57:54,971 "My groom, come take my hand." 1145 00:57:55,012 --> 00:57:59,452 "Come with the music and the band." 1146 00:57:59,537 --> 00:58:01,651 "I miss you oh so very much." 1147 00:58:01,704 --> 00:58:04,483 "My groom, come take my hand. - But how?" 1148 00:58:04,508 --> 00:58:07,908 "The building is tall. And the lift is closed." 1149 00:58:08,411 --> 00:58:10,411 "How shall I come?" 1150 00:58:11,169 --> 00:58:12,571 "The door is closed." 1151 00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:56,291 "I'll come running for you." 1152 00:58:58,021 --> 00:59:00,571 "I'll even climb 100 stairs for you." 1153 00:59:02,567 --> 00:59:05,359 "You are my sweetheart, you have to come." 1154 00:59:06,875 --> 00:59:09,571 "You'll have to bear with my airs." 1155 00:59:15,940 --> 00:59:19,547 "A storm has risen, my life's in danger." 1156 00:59:20,387 --> 00:59:24,027 "Though I wish to come my heart's turned a betrayer." 1157 00:59:24,914 --> 00:59:28,811 "The building's tall and the lift is not working." 1158 00:59:29,311 --> 00:59:31,051 "How do I ever come?" 1159 00:59:31,629 --> 00:59:32,971 "My heart is so willing." 1160 00:59:33,293 --> 00:59:37,890 "Come with the music and the band." 1161 00:59:37,971 --> 00:59:40,051 "I miss you oh so very much." 1162 00:59:40,131 --> 00:59:42,131 "My groom, come take my hand." 1163 00:59:42,285 --> 00:59:46,811 "Come with the music and the band." 1164 00:59:46,928 --> 00:59:48,971 "I miss you oh so very much." 1165 00:59:49,118 --> 00:59:51,651 "My groom, come take my hand." 1166 00:59:51,781 --> 00:59:55,971 "The building is tall. And the lift is closed." 1167 00:59:56,229 --> 00:59:58,131 "How shall I come?" 1168 00:59:58,351 --> 00:59:59,811 "My heart doesn't listen." 1169 01:00:10,217 --> 01:00:12,811 "You go ahead, I'll follow you." 1170 01:00:14,124 --> 01:00:17,131 "Like a magnet you pull me." 1171 01:00:19,006 --> 01:00:21,729 "Where are you going with eyes shut tight?" 1172 01:00:23,559 --> 01:00:26,203 "You'll be run down by Michael's cycle in broad day light." 1173 01:00:32,571 --> 01:00:36,077 "You are far as much as you seem close." 1174 01:00:36,900 --> 01:00:40,491 "You wink at me. You're a girl so weird." 1175 01:00:41,485 --> 01:00:45,070 "Mumbai is shut. The train's not working." 1176 01:00:45,733 --> 01:00:47,309 "How shall I come?" 1177 01:00:48,174 --> 01:00:49,491 "My heart doesn't listen." 1178 01:00:50,371 --> 01:00:51,731 "The power too is out." 1179 01:00:52,464 --> 01:00:54,291 "The lights too fused out." 1180 01:00:54,718 --> 01:00:56,030 "How shall I come?" 1181 01:00:57,291 --> 01:01:01,731 "My heart doesn't listen. My heart doesn't listen." 1182 01:01:05,348 --> 01:01:09,971 "Come with the music and the band." 1183 01:01:10,005 --> 01:01:12,045 "'I miss you oh so very much." 1184 01:01:12,070 --> 01:01:14,110 "My groom, come take my hand." 1185 01:01:14,173 --> 01:01:18,733 "Come with the music and the band." 1186 01:01:18,891 --> 01:01:21,051 "I miss you oh so very much." 1187 01:01:21,059 --> 01:01:23,731 "My groom, come take my hand." 1188 01:01:29,930 --> 01:01:33,289 (Bike engine sound) 1189 01:02:03,443 --> 01:02:05,211 What do you mean by blocking my path? 1190 01:02:05,249 --> 01:02:10,004 Tiger has decided when you will die, my boy. 1191 01:02:11,354 --> 01:02:13,547 Only the ceremonial coconut needs to be broken! 1192 01:02:15,630 --> 01:02:20,451 What was it that Mr. Gandhi had said, uncle? - See no evil, he said. 1193 01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:24,211 - What else did he say? - Speak no evil. 1194 01:02:24,971 --> 01:02:27,651 There was something more he preached, uncle. - Hear no evil. 1195 01:02:29,242 --> 01:02:30,411 Heard that? 1196 01:02:31,139 --> 01:02:33,438 Neither will the people here see anything now... 1197 01:02:34,590 --> 01:02:36,305 ...nor will they speak of anything. 1198 01:02:37,230 --> 01:02:41,180 And neither will they squeal. 1199 01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:00,062 Why did you scream like that? 1200 01:03:00,371 --> 01:03:02,891 - Have you seen something? - Yes, I did. 1201 01:03:03,585 --> 01:03:05,234 Did you hear the dead man scream? 1202 01:03:06,805 --> 01:03:07,997 Yes, I did. 1203 01:03:08,587 --> 01:03:11,427 Will you tell anyone of what you've heard and seen here? 1204 01:03:13,852 --> 01:03:15,258 I'll tell the court about it. 1205 01:03:15,322 --> 01:03:16,328 Really? 1206 01:03:33,683 --> 01:03:34,690 Brother. 1207 01:03:38,488 --> 01:03:39,548 Brother. 1208 01:03:39,740 --> 01:03:40,948 What's happened? 1209 01:03:44,447 --> 01:03:46,287 Who was it? Who did this? 1210 01:03:47,030 --> 01:03:49,018 Brother. 1211 01:03:50,125 --> 01:03:51,285 That man, Tiger. 1212 01:03:53,714 --> 01:03:54,728 What? 1213 01:03:59,011 --> 01:04:01,445 Sir, ever since your father passed away, 1214 01:04:01,861 --> 01:04:04,711 you always feed thousands on his death-anniversary. 1215 01:04:05,057 --> 01:04:06,085 But it will not pacify your... 1216 01:04:06,110 --> 01:04:08,405 ...father's soul unless you perform the last rites. 1217 01:04:08,755 --> 01:04:11,405 So why don't you perform the last rites today? 1218 01:04:16,075 --> 01:04:17,245 No, priest. 1219 01:04:18,511 --> 01:04:24,005 Till the time I don't kill my father's assassin... 1220 01:04:24,913 --> 01:04:27,645 ...I will not perform the last rites! 1221 01:04:35,996 --> 01:04:37,801 You get down to beating up women now. 1222 01:04:38,011 --> 01:04:40,405 You call yourself Tiger and behave like a lousy fool! 1223 01:04:40,831 --> 01:04:42,045 Okay, get up idiot. 1224 01:05:17,938 --> 01:05:19,802 (Shouts) Run. 1225 01:05:20,098 --> 01:05:21,130 Wait! 1226 01:05:25,363 --> 01:05:27,405 Uncle! 1227 01:05:28,435 --> 01:05:29,885 What is it, son? 1228 01:05:29,965 --> 01:05:31,805 What had Mr. Gandhi preached? 1229 01:05:31,945 --> 01:05:33,565 See no evil, he said. 1230 01:05:33,769 --> 01:05:37,057 But it's not at all evil to see this fool getting beaten up. 1231 01:05:37,081 --> 01:05:38,965 So, you'd better watch! 1232 01:05:43,759 --> 01:05:45,973 What else had Mr. Gandhi preached, uncle? 1233 01:05:46,027 --> 01:05:47,045 Hear no evil, he said. 1234 01:05:48,535 --> 01:05:51,645 But there's nothing wrong with hearing his cries of agony. 1235 01:05:51,859 --> 01:05:54,405 So, I'd say you can enjoy his cries! 1236 01:06:00,739 --> 01:06:03,645 - Uncle. - He also said not to speak evil. 1237 01:06:03,748 --> 01:06:04,771 C'mon! 1238 01:06:33,645 --> 01:06:35,045 Wait. Don't move! 1239 01:07:02,790 --> 01:07:05,670 Aunt! Oh my sweet aunt! 1240 01:07:05,695 --> 01:07:06,855 Hi aunt! 1241 01:07:06,930 --> 01:07:08,172 (Birds Chirping) 1242 01:07:08,219 --> 01:07:12,045 Who's this young chap who openly goes about calling me aunt? 1243 01:07:12,091 --> 01:07:14,405 Don't you recognize me? I'm Tony! 1244 01:07:14,492 --> 01:07:15,652 The small kid. 1245 01:07:16,313 --> 01:07:17,317 Tony! 1246 01:07:17,342 --> 01:07:18,758 Where were you all these years? 1247 01:07:18,814 --> 01:07:21,822 I was in Singapore, the beautiful country. 1248 01:07:22,118 --> 01:07:24,127 Singapore? What profession were you into? 1249 01:07:24,152 --> 01:07:26,112 I was into many things, aunt. 1250 01:07:26,137 --> 01:07:27,218 Do you know, aunt... 1251 01:07:27,243 --> 01:07:30,285 ...that the toilets in Singapore are famous for their cleanliness? 1252 01:07:30,310 --> 01:07:33,090 And who's responsible for that? For me. 1253 01:07:33,115 --> 01:07:35,780 Were you a sweeper in Singapore then? How disgusting! 1254 01:07:35,812 --> 01:07:39,235 Good God! The Indians are really filthy! 1255 01:07:39,260 --> 01:07:41,212 They spit anywhere they please! 1256 01:07:41,299 --> 01:07:44,629 But I always carry my broom, which is famous for hygiene! 1257 01:07:44,659 --> 01:07:47,899 By the way, aunt, where is my future wife? 1258 01:07:47,925 --> 01:07:49,405 Your future wife? 1259 01:07:49,573 --> 01:07:51,485 I mean, Rupa. 1260 01:07:51,627 --> 01:07:55,380 How could you ever imagine that I'd get Rupa married to you? 1261 01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:57,485 Aunt, you are mistaken. 1262 01:07:57,553 --> 01:08:01,325 Your husband had said get married while dying. 1263 01:08:01,615 --> 01:08:05,401 You idiot! He had told me to get married again! 1264 01:08:05,473 --> 01:08:08,765 When I haven't married again, how can you get married? 1265 01:08:08,977 --> 01:08:12,969 Besides, it's Prem I'll get Rupa married to. 1266 01:08:12,994 --> 01:08:16,415 Do they have no mirrors in Singapore? Do you know how you look? 1267 01:08:16,657 --> 01:08:17,735 Wants to marry me? 1268 01:08:18,253 --> 01:08:20,349 Rupa? Are you rejecting me, too? (Birds Chirping) 1269 01:08:20,390 --> 01:08:22,778 I'm very good at keeping things clean. (Birds Chirping) 1270 01:08:22,819 --> 01:08:27,735 Besides, you must remember I will kill the man you intend to marry! 1271 01:08:27,895 --> 01:08:30,485 Who's he anyway? - He's Michael Jackson, when he dances. 1272 01:08:30,548 --> 01:08:32,668 And as handsome as the super star. 1273 01:08:33,151 --> 01:08:35,540 And when it comes to stunts, he's no less. 1274 01:09:21,079 --> 01:09:24,505 "Your arrival and departure and the way you dwell in my heart." 1275 01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:27,708 "My heart now belongs to you." 1276 01:09:28,148 --> 01:09:31,381 "You saw me and kept seeing. I saw you and kept looking." 1277 01:09:31,468 --> 01:09:34,708 "My heart has become yours." 1278 01:09:35,229 --> 01:09:38,269 "Your arrival and departure and the way you dwell in my heart." 1279 01:09:38,548 --> 01:09:41,708 "My heart now belongs to you." 1280 01:09:42,283 --> 01:09:45,853 "You saw me and kept seeing. I saw you and kept looking." 1281 01:09:45,883 --> 01:09:48,988 "And my heart became yours." 1282 01:09:49,348 --> 01:09:52,820 "Your arrival and departure and the way you dwell in my heart." 1283 01:09:52,872 --> 01:09:56,527 "My heart has become yours." 1284 01:10:06,958 --> 01:10:10,619 "Do tell me when you fell in love with me?" 1285 01:10:10,644 --> 01:10:14,072 "That first time when I set my eyes on you." 1286 01:10:14,189 --> 01:10:17,628 "Why not from my face, can you take away your gaze?" 1287 01:10:17,708 --> 01:10:21,068 "No matter how much I see I yearn for you like crazy." 1288 01:10:21,792 --> 01:10:24,708 "You are my first sweetheart." 1289 01:10:25,294 --> 01:10:28,460 "How uneasy is this heart." 1290 01:10:28,804 --> 01:10:32,712 "I wait for you, dear." 1291 01:10:32,972 --> 01:10:35,304 "Dear." 1292 01:10:35,457 --> 01:10:38,844 "Your arrival and departure and the way you dwell in my heart." 1293 01:10:38,975 --> 01:10:42,462 "My heart has become yours." 1294 01:10:42,588 --> 01:10:45,828 "You saw me and kept seeing. I saw you and kept looking." 1295 01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:49,428 "My heart has become yours." 1296 01:10:49,684 --> 01:10:53,096 "Your arrival and departure and the way you dwell in my heart." 1297 01:10:53,148 --> 01:10:56,708 "My heart has become yours." 1298 01:11:32,147 --> 01:11:35,641 "Give me your wishes in writing." 1299 01:11:35,741 --> 01:11:39,265 "All that I've asked in the note is what you wish from me?" 1300 01:11:39,266 --> 01:11:42,806 "I wish to stay in your heart." 1301 01:11:42,807 --> 01:11:46,907 "If that is all, there's nothing more to say." 1302 01:11:46,908 --> 01:11:50,448 "You are my first sweetheart." 1303 01:11:50,449 --> 01:11:53,629 "How uneasy is this heart." 1304 01:11:54,072 --> 01:11:58,086 "I wait for you, o dear." 1305 01:11:58,087 --> 01:12:00,588 "Dear." 1306 01:12:00,647 --> 01:12:04,126 "Your arrival and departure and the way you dwell in my heart." 1307 01:12:04,127 --> 01:12:07,676 "My heart now belongs to you." 1308 01:12:07,699 --> 01:12:11,207 "You saw me and kept seeing. I saw you and kept looking." 1309 01:12:11,208 --> 01:12:14,647 "My heart now belongs to you." 1310 01:12:14,838 --> 01:12:18,166 "Your arrival and departure and the way you dwell in my heart." 1311 01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:21,647 "My heart now belongs to you." 1312 01:12:36,774 --> 01:12:38,827 Prem, Tony has arrived from Singapore. 1313 01:12:39,144 --> 01:12:41,111 - He's forcing me to marry him. - I see. 1314 01:12:41,136 --> 01:12:42,167 What? 1315 01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:45,031 Won't you do anything, if he forces me to marry him? 1316 01:12:45,686 --> 01:12:46,885 What can I do? 1317 01:12:47,175 --> 01:12:49,596 You'll have to fight him! Bash him up! 1318 01:12:50,350 --> 01:12:52,584 I haven't hurt a mosquito in my life. 1319 01:12:52,725 --> 01:12:54,147 How will I bash him up? 1320 01:12:54,205 --> 01:12:55,285 Come. 1321 01:12:57,066 --> 01:12:58,605 - Now that we're here,let's eat something. - Yes. 1322 01:12:58,805 --> 01:13:00,045 - Waiter! - Yes sir! 1323 01:13:00,834 --> 01:13:01,845 Yes sir! 1324 01:13:01,932 --> 01:13:04,710 I can't read English. Read it for me. 1325 01:13:05,553 --> 01:13:06,803 - Chicken delicacy. - Prem? 1326 01:13:06,828 --> 01:13:09,397 Chicken fry. Mutton fry, chicken rice, mutton rice... 1327 01:13:09,456 --> 01:13:11,717 Do you have fritters? 1328 01:13:11,844 --> 01:13:14,155 We do sir. - Hurry up and get us two plates - Prem? 1329 01:13:14,244 --> 01:13:15,965 - Right away sir. - Listen. 1330 01:13:16,058 --> 01:13:18,206 - Get me lemonade. - And half a cup of tea! 1331 01:13:18,231 --> 01:13:19,232 Yes sir! 1332 01:13:22,663 --> 01:13:24,655 What are you looking at me like that? 1333 01:13:25,034 --> 01:13:26,819 I can't do without you anymore. 1334 01:13:27,116 --> 01:13:29,356 - When will you marry me? - Marry you? 1335 01:13:29,925 --> 01:13:31,596 Let my sister get married first. 1336 01:13:32,229 --> 01:13:33,956 - After that. - What? 1337 01:13:34,149 --> 01:13:36,131 - Do you even have a sister? - Neelam? 1338 01:13:36,285 --> 01:13:39,356 She means the world to me! 1339 01:13:39,436 --> 01:13:41,767 - Really? - I've even found a suitor for her. 1340 01:13:41,823 --> 01:13:47,241 Once she gets married, we can have all the fun. 1341 01:13:49,803 --> 01:13:51,100 Here's the plate of fritters. 1342 01:13:51,765 --> 01:13:53,782 - We had asked for sandwiches. - Fritters? 1343 01:13:53,901 --> 01:13:55,022 What is this? 1344 01:13:55,241 --> 01:13:56,262 Here's Tony. 1345 01:13:56,413 --> 01:13:57,912 Hi. Hello, Tony! 1346 01:14:02,781 --> 01:14:04,131 Is this how they serve it? 1347 01:14:04,632 --> 01:14:06,060 Don't we pay for what we have? 1348 01:14:06,085 --> 01:14:07,842 Wait till I set him right. Stay here! 1349 01:14:07,890 --> 01:14:10,294 - Raja, where are you going? - So, you're the guy? 1350 01:14:10,319 --> 01:14:12,192 - Leave him alone! - But, what's wrong? 1351 01:14:12,217 --> 01:14:14,566 Because you are the obstacle between me and Rupa. 1352 01:14:14,591 --> 01:14:17,728 As long as you are alive, Rupa and I can never be married, get it? 1353 01:14:17,753 --> 01:14:19,204 - You want to hit me? - Yes! 1354 01:14:19,229 --> 01:14:21,208 - Do you want to kill me? - Of course! 1355 01:14:21,458 --> 01:14:22,981 - Will you really hit me? - Yes! 1356 01:14:23,006 --> 01:14:24,262 - Watch out. - What? Where? 1357 01:14:24,287 --> 01:14:26,648 - Toilet. - You! 1358 01:14:26,705 --> 01:14:29,226 You take me for an idiot, do you? 1359 01:14:29,251 --> 01:14:30,754 You were throwing fritters at us? 1360 01:14:30,779 --> 01:14:34,169 Get me another plate. Quick! 1361 01:14:41,607 --> 01:14:42,767 Where were you going? 1362 01:14:42,910 --> 01:14:44,661 Have you gone nuts? 1363 01:14:44,794 --> 01:14:45,927 You called me a nut? 1364 01:14:48,121 --> 01:14:49,167 I am sorry! 1365 01:14:49,192 --> 01:14:50,669 Have you just walked out of the asylum? 1366 01:14:50,694 --> 01:14:52,317 No! 1367 01:14:52,458 --> 01:14:54,600 I'm from Singapore! 1368 01:14:54,651 --> 01:14:56,491 But why did you push me? 1369 01:14:56,532 --> 01:14:58,491 I'll hit you. 1370 01:15:00,236 --> 01:15:01,981 That hurts, you hippo! 1371 01:15:02,006 --> 01:15:03,247 Hurts? 1372 01:15:14,950 --> 01:15:17,030 Sorry! - I am sorry! - I am sorry! 1373 01:15:17,323 --> 01:15:19,669 - Sorry! - Thank you! 1374 01:15:20,229 --> 01:15:21,424 Thank you sir! 1375 01:15:24,673 --> 01:15:25,790 - What man? - Yes. 1376 01:15:50,693 --> 01:15:53,068 (Screaming) 1377 01:16:08,740 --> 01:16:10,997 Sorry sir! 1378 01:16:11,075 --> 01:16:12,620 Did that hurt? 1379 01:16:13,969 --> 01:16:20,067 - I hope? - I am so sorry sir! 1380 01:16:29,228 --> 01:16:31,493 I know you're fond of fighting! 1381 01:16:31,518 --> 01:16:33,692 - But let him go! Let's go! - But why did he start the fight? 1382 01:16:33,717 --> 01:16:35,927 - Let's go! - Just a minute! One last kick! 1383 01:16:35,966 --> 01:16:38,412 - Idiot. - Sorry! (Foot steps) 1384 01:16:45,630 --> 01:16:46,966 Let's shake hands, Prem! 1385 01:16:47,026 --> 01:16:48,368 - You're fantastic! - What? 1386 01:16:48,393 --> 01:16:49,458 You packed him off to... 1387 01:16:49,483 --> 01:16:51,122 - ...Singapore without a passport! - But I've done nothing! 1388 01:16:51,233 --> 01:16:52,692 Now don't pretend! 1389 01:16:53,069 --> 01:16:54,073 Let's go! 1390 01:16:58,713 --> 01:17:03,216 Son, that girl has decided to testify against you in the court. 1391 01:17:03,726 --> 01:17:05,934 - If she makes it to the court. - Hold it, uncle! 1392 01:17:06,953 --> 01:17:11,353 That girl and her brother must not make it to the courts! 1393 01:17:12,591 --> 01:17:15,770 Give it a thought. Think of a way out, uncle! 1394 01:17:17,203 --> 01:17:19,103 Sister-in-law, we believe your sister. (Birds Chirping) 1395 01:17:19,153 --> 01:17:21,073 Give way! I want to get ready. 1396 01:17:21,153 --> 01:17:23,047 Move! The boy must be on his way. Let me get ready. 1397 01:17:23,091 --> 01:17:24,337 Tell me how I look? 1398 01:17:24,393 --> 01:17:25,473 You look cheap. 1399 01:17:26,430 --> 01:17:29,827 You guys are dressing up as if you're the ones getting married. 1400 01:17:29,852 --> 01:17:31,137 The suitor must have arrived. 1401 01:17:31,162 --> 01:17:33,397 Look after them while I go and get Neelam ready. 1402 01:17:33,473 --> 01:17:34,707 Go on! Hurry up! 1403 01:17:34,732 --> 01:17:36,113 - Okay! - And remember... 1404 01:17:36,138 --> 01:17:37,992 ...to speak of good things about Neelam. 1405 01:17:38,017 --> 01:17:39,833 But, of course! She's my sister. 1406 01:17:39,858 --> 01:17:42,098 My sister is one in billions, really! 1407 01:17:42,233 --> 01:17:45,473 That's not all! When there's a queue at the ration shop... 1408 01:17:45,498 --> 01:17:48,048 ...she pushes and jostles to make it to the top of the queue! 1409 01:17:48,073 --> 01:17:50,462 She brings the provisions in no time at all! 1410 01:17:50,487 --> 01:17:53,217 She must be given an award in the art of catching running buses! 1411 01:17:53,242 --> 01:17:56,181 Whether the bus stops or not, she manages to board it! 1412 01:17:56,206 --> 01:17:59,528 She returns home all alone, after a late-night movie! 1413 01:17:59,553 --> 01:18:02,711 Because nobody would dare mess with her! She's very strong! Very strong. 1414 01:18:02,736 --> 01:18:04,901 What a lucky man you are! What a girl you got! 1415 01:18:04,926 --> 01:18:07,462 - What was that? - What a fine girl you've got! 1416 01:18:07,487 --> 01:18:10,658 You've praised her so much. Call her. 1417 01:18:10,746 --> 01:18:11,984 Let's see her. 1418 01:18:12,064 --> 01:18:15,304 Here's the special person for the special occasion. Neelam! 1419 01:18:15,523 --> 01:18:17,784 Look at her and choose her. 1420 01:18:18,763 --> 01:18:20,196 He's ogling at her! 1421 01:18:20,413 --> 01:18:23,947 - People will say she's an amazing girl. - Pardon me? 1422 01:18:23,972 --> 01:18:25,034 Daughter-in-law. 1423 01:18:25,059 --> 01:18:27,507 - Daughter-in-law! - She's very pretty, really. 1424 01:18:27,542 --> 01:18:30,470 So now tell me something. There's no dowry involved, I hope? 1425 01:18:30,495 --> 01:18:33,095 No, there's nothing we want as dowry. 1426 01:18:33,258 --> 01:18:36,494 We'd be content with just 50 kilos of gold. - 50 kilos of gold? 1427 01:18:36,823 --> 01:18:39,822 My wife weighs at least 50 kilos, doesn't she? 1428 01:18:41,082 --> 01:18:44,226 I'd already began to calculate that for 50 kilos of gold... 1429 01:18:44,251 --> 01:18:47,119 ...how many jewellery shops we'd have to break into! - What? 1430 01:18:47,763 --> 01:18:50,170 - We'd have to buy it, he means! - Buy! 1431 01:18:50,264 --> 01:18:51,864 We approve of your sister. 1432 01:18:51,889 --> 01:18:54,559 Neelam approves of your son, too. Isn't that right, Neelam? 1433 01:18:54,584 --> 01:18:58,144 Speak up! - Here's what we'll do. Let's set the wedding-date. 1434 01:18:58,224 --> 01:18:59,504 - Tell them! - What? 1435 01:18:59,529 --> 01:19:01,453 He's only saying that we must finalize 1436 01:19:01,478 --> 01:19:03,238 - the date of the wedding. - Yes. 1437 01:19:03,525 --> 01:19:04,605 That's okay, isn't it? 1438 01:19:04,685 --> 01:19:07,064 So, let's get cracking then. All right. 1439 01:19:09,111 --> 01:19:10,431 It's okay! 1440 01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:14,773 - Bless them! - Bride. 1441 01:19:14,964 --> 01:19:17,013 Rangeela, you too. 1442 01:19:18,681 --> 01:19:20,883 - God! There's a power failure! - Power failure? 1443 01:19:20,908 --> 01:19:22,755 What about my nuptial-night? 1444 01:19:22,838 --> 01:19:25,040 - Let the power be restored. - It won't. 1445 01:19:25,065 --> 01:19:26,681 The transistor blew up. 1446 01:19:26,706 --> 01:19:27,595 Transistor? 1447 01:19:27,621 --> 01:19:28,777 - Transformer! - Yes. 1448 01:19:28,837 --> 01:19:31,056 Never mind. Just send the bride inside quickly. 1449 01:19:32,039 --> 01:19:34,395 The groom seems to be in a tearing hurry! 1450 01:19:34,680 --> 01:19:38,235 Come along, darling. Let me embrace you! 1451 01:19:48,473 --> 01:19:51,626 Stop blowing in the bamboo-shoot so early in the morning. 1452 01:19:51,961 --> 01:19:53,155 Here. 1453 01:19:53,677 --> 01:19:57,423 Tiger hasn't come to your doorstep to beg for alms. 1454 01:19:58,353 --> 01:20:02,087 His favorite little dog is lying in your house whom he has come to see. 1455 01:20:02,733 --> 01:20:04,075 Tommy! 1456 01:20:04,886 --> 01:20:06,155 Tommy! 1457 01:20:11,816 --> 01:20:13,155 It's you, master? 1458 01:20:13,211 --> 01:20:14,635 Come over. 1459 01:20:15,346 --> 01:20:16,680 My master. 1460 01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:18,120 - Tommy! - Yes. 1461 01:20:18,799 --> 01:20:21,063 - Look at my feet, Tommy. - Dirty? 1462 01:20:21,109 --> 01:20:22,394 Let me clean them up! 1463 01:20:25,017 --> 01:20:26,563 - Tommy! - Yes, master? 1464 01:20:26,660 --> 01:20:30,335 Your wife, his sister, has robbed me of my peace of mind. 1465 01:20:30,433 --> 01:20:33,353 That's okay, sir. I'll rob his sister of her peace of mind then! 1466 01:20:34,062 --> 01:20:38,572 It's because of your wife that her brother humiliated me in public! 1467 01:20:38,971 --> 01:20:40,764 What are you going to do about that? 1468 01:20:40,844 --> 01:20:43,244 I'll humiliate his sister then! 1469 01:20:44,469 --> 01:20:48,444 Will you still send your sister to the court... 1470 01:20:48,730 --> 01:20:50,445 ...and have her testify against me? 1471 01:20:50,470 --> 01:20:51,743 Who's he anyway? 1472 01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:54,654 His sister is now my wife. I'll talk to her right now! 1473 01:20:54,703 --> 01:20:56,728 Are you listening? Come outside for a moment. 1474 01:21:01,293 --> 01:21:02,845 Is that you, Sushila? 1475 01:21:03,911 --> 01:21:05,576 - Who's this girl? - She's... 1476 01:21:05,599 --> 01:21:08,101 - She's your sidekick's lady-love! - What nonsense? 1477 01:21:08,334 --> 01:21:09,955 Lost your composure, haven't you? 1478 01:21:10,075 --> 01:21:13,142 We got into the act, when they were about to take the vows. 1479 01:21:13,253 --> 01:21:16,260 We covered her face in a veil and sent her to the wedding altar. 1480 01:21:16,285 --> 01:21:19,275 And we blew the lights out, when they were to have their nuptials! 1481 01:21:19,300 --> 01:21:20,907 We sent this guy where he belonged! 1482 01:21:20,932 --> 01:21:23,048 He's made a mistake, hasn't he? 1483 01:21:23,073 --> 01:21:25,194 - Doesn't he deserve a slap? - Go ahead! 1484 01:21:25,682 --> 01:21:28,689 Our sister and brother-in-law are over there! 1485 01:21:32,138 --> 01:21:33,415 Master. 1486 01:21:35,440 --> 01:21:39,534 We got them married, even before this fool could wed. 1487 01:21:39,968 --> 01:21:45,067 Your game is up, Tiger. We'll now meet in the court. 1488 01:21:45,108 --> 01:21:47,794 (Background music) 1489 01:21:54,056 --> 01:21:56,843 Keeping in view the testimony and evidence at hand... 1490 01:21:57,573 --> 01:21:59,854 ...this court has reached the conclusion that... 1491 01:21:59,934 --> 01:22:03,825 ...Tiger, alias Ratanlal has murdered inspector Sharma. 1492 01:22:03,905 --> 01:22:07,945 This Court, therefore, under section 302 of the I.P.C awards... 1493 01:22:08,025 --> 01:22:10,119 ...the accused a death sentence. 1494 01:22:10,199 --> 01:22:12,105 To be hanged till death! 1495 01:22:16,045 --> 01:22:17,825 - Sharma! - Hi. 1496 01:22:17,957 --> 01:22:19,960 - How are you, my friend? - How are you? 1497 01:22:19,961 --> 01:22:22,280 - It's so good to see you! - It's been ages, right? 1498 01:22:22,305 --> 01:22:24,185 How true! I am just fine. 1499 01:22:24,414 --> 01:22:26,822 The joy one experiences in returning to one's motherland... 1500 01:22:26,847 --> 01:22:29,007 ...is always unique. - That's true. 1501 01:22:29,403 --> 01:22:31,293 - It's been ages since we last met. - Yes. 1502 01:22:32,448 --> 01:22:33,705 And how's your wife? 1503 01:22:34,121 --> 01:22:35,545 What do I say? 1504 01:22:35,712 --> 01:22:37,687 She's been a living corpse ever since that... 1505 01:22:37,712 --> 01:22:39,308 ...incident that took place years ago. 1506 01:22:39,865 --> 01:22:42,422 We've made a vegetable out of her, feeding her medicines everyday. 1507 01:22:42,444 --> 01:22:43,816 Don't worry. 1508 01:22:43,839 --> 01:22:47,424 - The almighty takes care. She'll be alright. - Who's this old man? 1509 01:22:47,680 --> 01:22:49,572 He's pretending to be your father? 1510 01:22:49,644 --> 01:22:51,185 He's really my father. 1511 01:22:51,557 --> 01:22:53,105 Stop pretending now, okay? 1512 01:22:53,545 --> 01:22:57,070 And look at your perfectly trained mother. 1513 01:22:57,465 --> 01:23:00,545 She's putting up such a natural act! Too good! 1514 01:23:00,611 --> 01:23:01,665 Mala. 1515 01:23:01,690 --> 01:23:03,501 - Take her away to the bedroom, my dear. - Sure. 1516 01:23:03,526 --> 01:23:04,696 - Let's go. - Go. 1517 01:23:08,108 --> 01:23:09,218 - So, Malhotra? - Yes. 1518 01:23:09,243 --> 01:23:11,689 - We're not friends anymore. - Why? 1519 01:23:11,986 --> 01:23:13,603 - You want to fight with me? - Yes. 1520 01:23:13,628 --> 01:23:16,439 We're relatives now. You're the father of my son-in-law! 1521 01:23:16,557 --> 01:23:20,276 But that's great news! - Great news, my foot! I should be mourning! 1522 01:23:20,301 --> 01:23:21,360 Won't you expect dowry from me? 1523 01:23:21,385 --> 01:23:24,314 - Come on! I can't do that, Sharma! - Won't you? Really? 1524 01:23:24,821 --> 01:23:26,251 - But tell me something. - What? 1525 01:23:26,361 --> 01:23:28,741 - Has my son consented too? - Consented? 1526 01:23:29,105 --> 01:23:31,741 He's even sung a couple of love-songs! 1527 01:23:31,962 --> 01:23:33,936 He sings well, really. And here he is! 1528 01:23:34,564 --> 01:23:36,964 Do you love Mala, Prem? 1529 01:23:37,097 --> 01:23:39,433 Love? She isn't even worthy of being hated, dad! 1530 01:23:39,458 --> 01:23:42,412 - What? - Come on! I know you're a good actor. 1531 01:23:42,528 --> 01:23:44,120 Now give your consent. 1532 01:23:44,186 --> 01:23:46,448 Marry her? No thanks, dad! 1533 01:23:46,473 --> 01:23:49,011 I've had enough of your play-acting, okay? 1534 01:23:49,085 --> 01:23:51,767 Stop acting as an American-returned and tell them the truth! 1535 01:23:51,874 --> 01:23:54,050 But we have really come in from America, dear! 1536 01:23:54,761 --> 01:23:58,251 I see! Was it America, or was it Andheri? 1537 01:23:58,276 --> 01:23:59,283 Smart. 1538 01:23:59,308 --> 01:24:00,696 - Sharma? - Never pull them by the tie. 1539 01:24:00,721 --> 01:24:01,561 - No matter who it is! - Why? 1540 01:24:01,641 --> 01:24:03,441 Mr. Malhotra is Prem's father. 1541 01:24:03,521 --> 01:24:05,578 - They're really from America! - Yes. 1542 01:24:06,321 --> 01:24:09,485 My naive father! Have you been taken in by this fraud, too? 1543 01:24:09,510 --> 01:24:11,035 - Fraud? - Now wait a minute. 1544 01:24:11,066 --> 01:24:13,922 Yes. - This chap is a known criminal from the slums of Dharavi... 1545 01:24:13,994 --> 01:24:16,197 ...and this chap is a crook from the same area! 1546 01:24:16,407 --> 01:24:19,481 Had you known the truth, you would not have agreed to the marriage. 1547 01:24:19,506 --> 01:24:21,450 That's why he's dragged these fake parents. 1548 01:24:21,521 --> 01:24:23,256 - Fake? - Will you wait another minute? 1549 01:24:23,281 --> 01:24:25,367 How long will I wait now? - Do you want me to present his sister, 1550 01:24:25,392 --> 01:24:26,521 if you don't believe me? 1551 01:24:26,546 --> 01:24:28,856 I don't think you're sane anymore. 1552 01:24:28,881 --> 01:24:31,188 - Now listen to me. - Believe me, dad! It's true! 1553 01:24:31,248 --> 01:24:32,896 If we hang around any longer, dad... 1554 01:24:32,921 --> 01:24:34,841 ...we're going to lose our mind. - Right! 1555 01:24:35,252 --> 01:24:36,405 - What? - Sharma. 1556 01:24:36,441 --> 01:24:38,523 Your daughter has reached the last stages of insanity. 1557 01:24:38,619 --> 01:24:40,001 You must immediately rush her to a mental hospital! 1558 01:24:40,026 --> 01:24:42,346 But such a thing has never happened! Malhotra. - Listen. 1559 01:24:42,371 --> 01:24:44,197 Now listen. - Dad! - Brother-in-law. 1560 01:24:53,205 --> 01:24:55,994 Let me fix the American today! 1561 01:24:56,307 --> 01:24:59,237 It's going to be the last day of his life! 1562 01:25:01,037 --> 01:25:03,068 (Honking horn) 1563 01:25:05,162 --> 01:25:07,744 (Vehicle's passing sound) Had a son? 1564 01:25:08,822 --> 01:25:10,595 Take a look, my friend! 1565 01:25:10,620 --> 01:25:12,290 Someone's forgotten his bag. 1566 01:25:12,376 --> 01:25:14,856 It's because of guys like this that we survive! 1567 01:25:14,984 --> 01:25:17,304 Must be an idiot! Go and get it. Go on! 1568 01:25:35,228 --> 01:25:36,833 I've got the bag! 1569 01:25:37,339 --> 01:25:40,447 - But, who are you? - This is no time for jokes! 1570 01:25:40,572 --> 01:25:42,486 I've got the loot. Let's scoot! 1571 01:25:42,498 --> 01:25:44,186 I'll summon the police! 1572 01:25:44,211 --> 01:25:45,509 You've gone mad? 1573 01:25:45,581 --> 01:25:47,601 You asked me to grab the bag and I did. 1574 01:25:47,657 --> 01:25:48,864 - So, let's go! - Well, okay. 1575 01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:51,642 Keep the bag in the place you picked it from. 1576 01:25:51,667 --> 01:25:52,737 Back? 1577 01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:55,470 But I'll get mad, if you ask me to bring it back! 1578 01:25:55,580 --> 01:25:58,158 Go and keep it, he says! He's gone crazy! 1579 01:25:59,885 --> 01:26:00,949 Move aside! 1580 01:26:13,103 --> 01:26:14,298 Where's the bag? 1581 01:26:15,043 --> 01:26:16,669 Are you out of your mind? 1582 01:26:16,749 --> 01:26:18,182 Where's the bag, I say! 1583 01:26:18,207 --> 01:26:20,975 You asked me to steal the bag from the car, which I did! 1584 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:22,863 And you say, keep it back there. And I did! 1585 01:26:22,921 --> 01:26:24,509 And now you want it back? 1586 01:26:24,589 --> 01:26:27,349 Why don't you admit you've chickened out? That you have no guts! 1587 01:26:27,429 --> 01:26:30,134 - Sure. Why don't you get it then? - Here goes. Just watch! 1588 01:26:33,376 --> 01:26:34,476 The idiot! 1589 01:26:48,622 --> 01:26:54,789 There's Raja! Let's hide. 1590 01:27:00,068 --> 01:27:01,193 (Indistinct) 1591 01:27:07,005 --> 01:27:08,909 Who are you? - Vidyarthi? - Teacher? 1592 01:27:09,441 --> 01:27:11,069 Thank god you're alive! 1593 01:27:18,007 --> 01:27:19,540 Oh my God! Tony! 1594 01:27:26,565 --> 01:27:27,829 Okay! 1595 01:27:36,030 --> 01:27:39,749 This is the right place! Let me relieve myself. 1596 01:27:52,650 --> 01:27:54,270 From where did you steal my looks? 1597 01:27:54,300 --> 01:27:56,406 You fought at the restaurant, right? 1598 01:27:56,431 --> 01:27:57,511 Yes, I'm Raja. 1599 01:27:57,555 --> 01:27:58,986 - But who are you? - Prem. 1600 01:27:59,011 --> 01:28:00,947 I'm Prem Malhotra. From America. 1601 01:28:01,004 --> 01:28:03,740 I see! So you're the one from America, are you? 1602 01:28:03,765 --> 01:28:06,360 Mala's father mistook me for you and welcomed... 1603 01:28:06,385 --> 01:28:09,305 ...me as his son-in-law. 1604 01:28:09,562 --> 01:28:13,170 What's brewing between you and that guy from Singapore? - Nothing. 1605 01:28:13,269 --> 01:28:15,614 He's already attacked me twice! 1606 01:28:15,636 --> 01:28:16,914 I faced a bomb-attack today. 1607 01:28:16,939 --> 01:28:18,172 A bomb-attack! 1608 01:28:19,092 --> 01:28:21,452 Mr. Raja, he wants to kill me... 1609 01:28:21,532 --> 01:28:24,379 ...because I'm in love with Rupa. And he wants to marry her. 1610 01:28:24,431 --> 01:28:26,921 Don't involve me in this, okay? 1611 01:28:26,922 --> 01:28:29,314 Go and tell him right now that we're two different guys! 1612 01:28:29,339 --> 01:28:30,934 If I were to tell him the truth... 1613 01:28:30,959 --> 01:28:33,292 - ...your wedding would be endangered. - How's that? 1614 01:28:33,372 --> 01:28:35,472 That's because Mr. Sharma is getting... 1615 01:28:35,532 --> 01:28:38,572 ...Mala married to you because he thinks you're no one but me. 1616 01:28:38,652 --> 01:28:41,853 But if I tell him the truth, it will only... 1617 01:28:45,732 --> 01:28:47,212 Well, I agree you're right. 1618 01:28:47,292 --> 01:28:49,652 But we won't hide the truth from our girls. Okay? 1619 01:28:49,732 --> 01:28:51,892 Okay. I'll go and fetch Mala... 1620 01:28:51,917 --> 01:28:53,087 ...and you bring Rupa. 1621 01:28:53,167 --> 01:28:55,677 But why will you fetch my girl? 1622 01:28:55,851 --> 01:28:58,150 Because the Singapore guy is shadowing my girl. 1623 01:28:58,466 --> 01:29:00,798 Well, all right. I'll go and bring your girl. 1624 01:29:00,849 --> 01:29:02,422 But stay away from my girl! 1625 01:29:02,452 --> 01:29:03,790 She has a habit of clinging. 1626 01:29:03,921 --> 01:29:05,222 - I'll leave? - Go. 1627 01:29:05,561 --> 01:29:07,783 - Can I go and get your girl? - Go on! 1628 01:29:07,926 --> 01:29:09,038 I won't, if you say so. 1629 01:29:09,110 --> 01:29:11,986 - Go on, or you'll get a slap! - Okay, I'll go. 1630 01:29:12,829 --> 01:29:14,549 Strange chap! He's a nut. 1631 01:29:14,693 --> 01:29:17,680 (Birds Chirping) Who is it? 1632 01:29:19,126 --> 01:29:20,272 Prem! 1633 01:29:21,199 --> 01:29:22,479 Rupa! 1634 01:29:23,013 --> 01:29:25,076 - Prem. - Rupa. 1635 01:29:25,159 --> 01:29:27,119 - Prem. - Rupa. 1636 01:29:27,199 --> 01:29:29,519 - Prem. - Rupa. 1637 01:29:29,719 --> 01:29:31,559 - Prem. - Rupa. 1638 01:29:31,639 --> 01:29:32,759 Prem. 1639 01:29:32,839 --> 01:29:34,519 - Rupa, my child! - Rupa... 1640 01:29:34,822 --> 01:29:35,839 Yes, mom? 1641 01:29:35,880 --> 01:29:38,440 Come here quick! Let me go! 1642 01:29:39,319 --> 01:29:41,486 Now, that's something. 1643 01:29:41,514 --> 01:29:43,054 And who are you? 1644 01:29:43,500 --> 01:29:45,277 - Prem! - Rupa! 1645 01:29:45,367 --> 01:29:47,239 - Prem. - Rupa. 1646 01:29:47,839 --> 01:29:49,999 You? 1647 01:29:50,428 --> 01:29:54,783 - Rupa. How are you, my raspberry? - Raspberry? 1648 01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:56,439 Why are you talking like this? 1649 01:29:56,698 --> 01:29:59,611 But that's how I talk, don't I? Come on. 1650 01:29:59,650 --> 01:30:00,751 Let's go to the garden! 1651 01:30:00,883 --> 01:30:02,799 Prem! You're fine, aren't you? 1652 01:30:02,879 --> 01:30:04,679 Yes aunt, very fine! 1653 01:30:04,759 --> 01:30:07,479 100 rupees caught fine. 1 month in central jail! 1654 01:30:07,872 --> 01:30:09,319 Why are you tensed? 1655 01:30:09,463 --> 01:30:11,161 Let's go for a walk. Come on! 1656 01:30:13,751 --> 01:30:15,039 Central jail! 1657 01:30:15,768 --> 01:30:17,359 My God! 1658 01:30:19,434 --> 01:30:20,671 No food from now. 1659 01:30:20,696 --> 01:30:21,859 No breakfast henceforth. 1660 01:30:21,884 --> 01:30:23,126 No food from now. 1661 01:30:23,158 --> 01:30:24,173 Listen. 1662 01:30:24,336 --> 01:30:25,673 Hello! Is Mala there? 1663 01:30:25,964 --> 01:30:27,127 He's asking for Mala. 1664 01:30:28,124 --> 01:30:29,367 What is it with Mala now? 1665 01:30:29,533 --> 01:30:30,930 To rush her to the mental hospital? 1666 01:30:30,955 --> 01:30:32,121 To the garden, actually. 1667 01:30:32,201 --> 01:30:33,719 He called her. - What? - By whom? 1668 01:30:34,161 --> 01:30:35,561 By that I meant... 1669 01:30:38,772 --> 01:30:40,615 His heart beckons, I suppose. 1670 01:30:40,641 --> 01:30:42,369 He's in love with her! 1671 01:30:42,502 --> 01:30:44,501 Love? But wait a moment. 1672 01:30:45,022 --> 01:30:47,542 He refused the match in front of his father the other day. - Yes! 1673 01:30:47,622 --> 01:30:49,382 You don't know my dad. 1674 01:30:49,702 --> 01:30:50,917 Had I told him then, that I'm in love... 1675 01:30:50,942 --> 01:30:52,845 ...with Mala he'd have been furious. 1676 01:30:53,010 --> 01:30:54,259 Old thinking. 1677 01:30:54,702 --> 01:30:57,542 He's come up with a plausible explanation at last! 1678 01:30:57,567 --> 01:30:58,915 But you scared me. 1679 01:30:58,941 --> 01:31:01,134 - But let's celebrate. Come on! - What's this? 1680 01:31:01,266 --> 01:31:03,182 - It's liquor! - But I don't drink. 1681 01:31:03,262 --> 01:31:04,582 There you go again! 1682 01:31:04,681 --> 01:31:06,957 You knocked off a whole bottle, the other day. - I? 1683 01:31:06,982 --> 01:31:11,062 Now, brother-in-law. This chap seems to be a cheat. 1684 01:31:11,206 --> 01:31:12,686 Why do you think he's a cheat? 1685 01:31:12,727 --> 01:31:13,877 Could you call Miss Mala? 1686 01:31:13,902 --> 01:31:15,103 Have a sip. 1687 01:31:15,128 --> 01:31:16,663 - Please call her... - Let's celebrate. 1688 01:31:16,718 --> 01:31:20,078 - Mala! - Mala! 1689 01:31:20,263 --> 01:31:22,183 Why have you come? 1690 01:31:22,263 --> 01:31:23,983 To take you to the garden, Miss Mala. 1691 01:31:24,849 --> 01:31:25,976 Such formality? 1692 01:31:26,446 --> 01:31:27,759 What's all this nonsense? 1693 01:31:27,784 --> 01:31:29,175 He's a cheat. He's so formal. 1694 01:31:29,200 --> 01:31:32,997 It just doesn't seem right. 1695 01:31:33,419 --> 01:31:34,751 You love me, right? 1696 01:31:34,831 --> 01:31:36,739 Those in love will always love. 1697 01:31:37,083 --> 01:31:38,099 You'll marry me? 1698 01:31:38,253 --> 01:31:40,282 Those who love will also marry. 1699 01:31:41,019 --> 01:31:44,299 Oh my hero! Let's go! 1700 01:31:44,379 --> 01:31:47,779 I'm sure, he's a cheat! Positive! 100 per cent! 1701 01:31:47,951 --> 01:31:49,831 How can you be so sure? 1702 01:31:49,856 --> 01:31:51,366 I'll prove it to you! Just come along. 1703 01:31:51,391 --> 01:31:53,911 Let's go! - Where? - Let's go! 1704 01:31:57,671 --> 01:31:59,551 What have you brought me here for, Prem? 1705 01:31:59,631 --> 01:32:01,231 Let me light a cigarette first. 1706 01:32:01,287 --> 01:32:03,448 Cigarette! Do you smoke? 1707 01:32:03,569 --> 01:32:05,849 I smoke and also drink. So what? 1708 01:32:05,944 --> 01:32:07,896 - You're a liar! - Yes! 1709 01:32:09,326 --> 01:32:11,481 Move away, Rupa or there'll be trouble! 1710 01:32:11,506 --> 01:32:13,661 I'm already in trouble, for being in love with you. 1711 01:32:13,817 --> 01:32:17,013 I've brought you here, only because there should be no further trouble. 1712 01:32:17,306 --> 01:32:18,811 - Saw the film about the twins? - No. 1713 01:32:18,836 --> 01:32:20,043 You can see it today. 1714 01:32:21,364 --> 01:32:22,397 Fool. 1715 01:32:25,119 --> 01:32:27,039 The idiots are here. 1716 01:32:31,841 --> 01:32:33,970 What an idiot! He's carted the father along. 1717 01:32:33,995 --> 01:32:35,013 - Let's start! - Yes. 1718 01:32:35,038 --> 01:32:36,082 What? 1719 01:32:36,107 --> 01:32:39,027 You said it was something important. So, what is it? 1720 01:32:39,107 --> 01:32:40,403 Right. But let them come. 1721 01:32:41,136 --> 01:32:42,200 Who? 1722 01:32:42,466 --> 01:32:45,151 I mean... 1723 01:32:45,226 --> 01:32:47,754 - You're Raja, aren't you? - Yes, I'm Raja, of course. 1724 01:32:48,067 --> 01:32:49,513 It's a fraud. 1725 01:32:49,726 --> 01:32:50,945 Just wait, okay? 1726 01:32:51,061 --> 01:32:52,785 I know he's a cheat. 1727 01:32:53,566 --> 01:32:55,943 Your eyes are rotten, like your mind! Shut up! 1728 01:32:56,025 --> 01:32:57,425 You're suspicious. 1729 01:32:57,698 --> 01:32:59,145 I'm really Raja. 1730 01:32:59,631 --> 01:33:01,649 But my Raja never keeps this distance. 1731 01:33:01,739 --> 01:33:04,050 He holds my hand and then speaks! 1732 01:33:04,132 --> 01:33:05,465 I'll know that in a minute. 1733 01:33:07,762 --> 01:33:08,945 Whack her. 1734 01:33:09,029 --> 01:33:10,185 Yes! 1735 01:33:14,408 --> 01:33:15,745 You're Raja! 1736 01:33:16,707 --> 01:33:19,400 Raja, I love you! 1737 01:33:19,482 --> 01:33:22,222 - Lay off! - I'll bash you up! 1738 01:33:24,019 --> 01:33:25,147 Please, lay off! 1739 01:33:25,225 --> 01:33:27,725 (Background music) 1740 01:33:28,228 --> 01:33:31,102 Do you agree now, that this is no fraud? 1741 01:33:31,252 --> 01:33:32,939 I will not agree, till I die. 1742 01:33:33,026 --> 01:33:35,199 Till you die? I'll kill you. 1743 01:33:49,134 --> 01:33:50,894 "Sometimes Uh! Sometimes Hi!" 1744 01:33:50,974 --> 01:33:52,494 "Sometimes Hi! Sometimes Bye!" 1745 01:33:52,574 --> 01:33:54,214 "Sometimes comes! Sometimes goes!" 1746 01:33:54,294 --> 01:33:56,094 "Sometimes why so? Sometimes why?" 1747 01:33:56,174 --> 01:33:59,374 "Sometimes yes! Sometimes no!" 1748 01:33:59,454 --> 01:34:01,753 "There's something about my love." 1749 01:34:01,843 --> 01:34:03,486 "This brightness is short-lived." 1750 01:34:03,584 --> 01:34:05,294 "And then there's gloom again." 1751 01:34:05,374 --> 01:34:06,944 "This youth is ephemeral." 1752 01:34:06,981 --> 01:34:08,934 "This is something to think about." 1753 01:34:15,374 --> 01:34:23,054 "If you are born, love." 1754 01:34:23,134 --> 01:34:26,294 "Live your life somewhat and then be gone." 1755 01:34:26,512 --> 01:34:33,574 "If you're born, love." 1756 01:34:33,654 --> 01:34:36,934 "Live your life somewhat and then be gone." 1757 01:35:11,894 --> 01:35:15,774 "Pair of ear rings adorn the ears of my darling." 1758 01:35:15,854 --> 01:35:19,854 "Silver anklets tinkle in the feet of my darling." 1759 01:35:22,934 --> 01:35:26,414 "Silver anklet is worth a million." 1760 01:35:26,494 --> 01:35:30,414 "Have accumulated this treasure of beauty in eons." 1761 01:35:33,435 --> 01:35:36,886 "A teeny weeny heart throbs within my chest." 1762 01:35:36,969 --> 01:35:40,463 "Have completed sweet sixteen just last month." 1763 01:35:40,530 --> 01:35:44,003 "I'll target your heart with my eyes." 1764 01:35:44,077 --> 01:35:47,901 "And then you'll truly enjoy your life." 1765 01:35:54,705 --> 01:36:01,618 "Fill your heart with the colours of love." 1766 01:36:01,894 --> 01:36:05,174 "Live your life somewhat and then be gone." 1767 01:36:05,411 --> 01:36:12,399 "If you are born, love." 1768 01:36:12,567 --> 01:36:15,374 "Live your life somewhat and then be gone." 1769 01:36:15,455 --> 01:36:19,734 "Live your life somewhat and then be gone." 1770 01:37:01,993 --> 01:37:05,582 "You just put on an airs, you are arrogant." 1771 01:37:05,654 --> 01:37:09,614 "You're like a cool path in the sweltering month of June." 1772 01:37:12,014 --> 01:37:16,174 "She is so precious to me she's my sweetheart." 1773 01:37:16,266 --> 01:37:19,927 "You are the effect of my first love." 1774 01:37:22,956 --> 01:37:26,676 "You are sweet and bitter at times." 1775 01:37:26,894 --> 01:37:30,372 "We may be apart but our hearts are together." 1776 01:37:30,454 --> 01:37:33,934 "You are the first miracle of my first love." 1777 01:37:34,014 --> 01:37:37,694 "I'll tell everyone you are my love." 1778 01:37:44,673 --> 01:37:51,517 "Live your life to the fullest and make merry." 1779 01:37:51,837 --> 01:37:55,157 "Live your life somewhat and then be gone." 1780 01:37:55,362 --> 01:38:02,274 "If you are born, love." 1781 01:38:02,492 --> 01:38:05,372 "Live your life somewhat and then be gone." 1782 01:38:05,437 --> 01:38:09,637 "Live your life somewhat and then be gone." 1783 01:38:23,873 --> 01:38:28,517 (Birds Chirping) (Gasps) Raja! 1784 01:38:28,558 --> 01:38:29,904 (Birds Chirping) 1785 01:38:29,929 --> 01:38:30,951 (Gasps) 1786 01:38:30,992 --> 01:38:31,744 Where has he gone? 1787 01:38:39,811 --> 01:38:42,037 I'd sent you to fetch Mala, hadn't I? 1788 01:38:42,477 --> 01:38:44,037 Why did you get her father? 1789 01:38:44,475 --> 01:38:46,077 And her uncle too? 1790 01:38:46,157 --> 01:38:49,397 No. You're mistaken. 1791 01:38:49,422 --> 01:38:50,797 Why would I bring them along? 1792 01:38:50,911 --> 01:38:53,677 They came hidden in the boot of your car, fool. 1793 01:38:53,731 --> 01:38:55,359 Why did they sit there? 1794 01:38:55,437 --> 01:38:58,397 I'd have brought them seated, had they only told me. 1795 01:39:00,489 --> 01:39:02,409 - You are a nut. - What are you doing? 1796 01:39:02,434 --> 01:39:04,154 - Open the door. - Who's' that? 1797 01:39:04,874 --> 01:39:07,554 Who else? It's Mala. Open the door. 1798 01:39:07,634 --> 01:39:09,154 I can't open the door for her. 1799 01:39:09,234 --> 01:39:10,474 Go ahead and open it. 1800 01:39:10,634 --> 01:39:12,674 Open up! Quick! What are you up to? 1801 01:39:12,754 --> 01:39:14,554 Will you do it or do I box you? 1802 01:39:14,634 --> 01:39:15,834 Okay, I am opening. 1803 01:39:16,914 --> 01:39:18,114 Don't push me. 1804 01:39:19,314 --> 01:39:22,554 - Where were two voices coming from? - Raja and I. 1805 01:39:22,834 --> 01:39:24,462 - Raja and you? What? - I mean. 1806 01:39:24,542 --> 01:39:28,034 I'm Raja. This is how I talk, when I'm excited. 1807 01:39:28,289 --> 01:39:30,813 But why did you leave me behind and rush here? 1808 01:39:31,975 --> 01:39:35,321 The song-and-dance really wore me out. 1809 01:39:35,626 --> 01:39:36,687 I came here for a bath. 1810 01:39:36,712 --> 01:39:38,392 A bath? Great! 1811 01:39:38,632 --> 01:39:42,154 It's going to be fun! Just the two of us! 1812 01:39:42,232 --> 01:39:43,552 Let's bathe together! 1813 01:39:46,108 --> 01:39:48,352 - But we can't bathe together! - Why not? 1814 01:39:48,860 --> 01:39:50,367 Before marriage, it's a sin. 1815 01:39:50,392 --> 01:39:52,072 Come on now! 1816 01:39:52,097 --> 01:39:53,462 But I won't take off my pants! 1817 01:39:54,268 --> 01:39:56,872 Take off your trousers, while I go and change. - Okay. 1818 01:40:00,130 --> 01:40:02,118 - What are you looking at? - Brother-in-law. 1819 01:40:02,356 --> 01:40:04,552 There's a lot of hanky-panky in the bathroom! 1820 01:40:04,702 --> 01:40:08,632 Shameless creature! It must be my daughter and son-in-law. 1821 01:40:08,698 --> 01:40:11,512 Do you want to watch them? Get down. 1822 01:40:12,286 --> 01:40:14,672 Well now, my boy. Tell me. 1823 01:40:14,845 --> 01:40:16,712 Why have you stripped? 1824 01:40:17,002 --> 01:40:20,878 Your girl has forcibly stripped me and has asked me to bathe with her. 1825 01:40:20,908 --> 01:40:22,359 - I see! - May I bathe with her? 1826 01:40:22,384 --> 01:40:25,864 If she asks you jump in deep waters... 1827 01:40:25,889 --> 01:40:27,209 ...will you jump? - Yes. 1828 01:40:27,464 --> 01:40:30,497 Just get lost, you bum! Making use of his face. 1829 01:40:31,438 --> 01:40:32,584 There's soap in my nose. 1830 01:40:32,656 --> 01:40:34,782 - Stay in the water! - Listen. 1831 01:40:35,321 --> 01:40:36,802 I could hear two voices again! 1832 01:40:36,827 --> 01:40:39,024 Must say, darling. You have amazing ears! 1833 01:40:39,180 --> 01:40:41,610 People are hard of hearing and you actually hear more! 1834 01:40:41,849 --> 01:40:43,408 But why haven't you stripped? 1835 01:40:43,664 --> 01:40:45,626 I'll strip, if you so wish, darling! 1836 01:40:45,651 --> 01:40:47,171 - Go and quickly change. - Go on! 1837 01:40:56,368 --> 01:40:57,876 What happened? 1838 01:40:57,924 --> 01:41:01,204 You were out just now. How did you take off your clothes? 1839 01:41:01,306 --> 01:41:03,186 I was dying to bathe with you, you know. 1840 01:41:03,431 --> 01:41:04,852 That's how. Quickly. 1841 01:41:05,236 --> 01:41:08,587 I don't know why but I'm getting confused. 1842 01:41:10,845 --> 01:41:12,491 What's wrong with you? 1843 01:41:12,585 --> 01:41:14,665 You were fine just now. Have you gone senile? 1844 01:41:14,841 --> 01:41:16,232 Here I am in one piece! 1845 01:41:16,453 --> 01:41:20,905 I can't see anything, thanks to the lather you have on you. 1846 01:41:21,093 --> 01:41:22,653 But you're seeing double-images. 1847 01:41:22,733 --> 01:41:25,373 Come to me. 1848 01:41:26,013 --> 01:41:28,133 - All right! - Get going, you idiot. 1849 01:41:28,381 --> 01:41:31,110 Or you'll get a whack from me! Go on. 1850 01:41:41,351 --> 01:41:43,221 We've bathed enough. Let's get out. 1851 01:41:45,124 --> 01:41:46,366 Where are you going? 1852 01:41:47,585 --> 01:41:48,902 It was great fun. 1853 01:41:49,422 --> 01:41:52,462 When you bathe after a month it's bound to be fun! 1854 01:41:52,648 --> 01:41:54,007 I'll go and change. 1855 01:41:54,330 --> 01:41:55,433 Bye. 1856 01:41:58,610 --> 01:42:00,726 You? How have you got here? 1857 01:42:00,958 --> 01:42:02,089 I walked. 1858 01:42:02,155 --> 01:42:04,050 I wiped your head just now! 1859 01:42:04,210 --> 01:42:05,905 How did you get lather on your head? 1860 01:42:06,407 --> 01:42:08,282 To got myself wiped again... 1861 01:42:08,339 --> 01:42:10,779 I applied some lather on my head and shoulder. 1862 01:42:10,943 --> 01:42:12,282 - I see! - Prem! 1863 01:42:13,358 --> 01:42:14,962 - Hi! - What are you doing here? 1864 01:42:15,219 --> 01:42:16,973 Prem? Who's Prem? 1865 01:42:17,071 --> 01:42:18,762 Raja? Who's that? 1866 01:42:20,163 --> 01:42:21,168 Who are you? 1867 01:42:21,210 --> 01:42:22,748 Rupa. Who are you? 1868 01:42:22,808 --> 01:42:25,171 - The name is Mala. - What are you doing with her? 1869 01:42:25,253 --> 01:42:26,991 - He was having a bath with me. - What? 1870 01:42:27,045 --> 01:42:28,697 You love me, but you bathe with her? 1871 01:42:28,722 --> 01:42:29,912 I'll bathe with you, too. 1872 01:42:29,937 --> 01:42:32,017 He's in love with me. Stop clinging to him. 1873 01:42:32,097 --> 01:42:33,857 That's not true! He loves me! 1874 01:42:34,327 --> 01:42:36,188 You bashed the jeep into me... 1875 01:42:36,189 --> 01:42:37,741 ...and even slapped my bottom! 1876 01:42:37,793 --> 01:42:40,718 Didn't you meet me at the airport and kiss me publicly? 1877 01:42:41,468 --> 01:42:43,328 You conned my father... 1878 01:42:43,358 --> 01:42:45,272 ...got into my house and got me to dance with you? 1879 01:42:45,297 --> 01:42:46,550 You got into a brawl for me... 1880 01:42:46,575 --> 01:42:49,462 ...carried me home and sang a love-song with me, too! 1881 01:42:49,522 --> 01:42:50,546 What? 1882 01:42:51,161 --> 01:42:52,792 - You lousy cheat! Two timer! - Raja? 1883 01:42:52,817 --> 01:42:54,432 - What do you think? - Please save me! 1884 01:42:54,457 --> 01:42:56,077 Hello brother! 1885 01:42:58,028 --> 01:42:59,141 Hey girl! 1886 01:43:03,562 --> 01:43:04,577 What? 1887 01:43:04,823 --> 01:43:08,297 - No! - Don't faint! 1888 01:43:09,038 --> 01:43:10,257 Already fainted! 1889 01:43:11,071 --> 01:43:16,183 "The girl stole my heart and ran away." 1890 01:43:18,692 --> 01:43:20,496 - The thief! Catch him! - My purse. 1891 01:43:22,949 --> 01:43:25,368 You've stolen the wagon and I've pinched this bag! 1892 01:43:25,829 --> 01:43:26,947 You stole again? 1893 01:43:26,984 --> 01:43:28,604 Cut the comedy, okay? 1894 01:43:28,629 --> 01:43:30,668 - There he is. - Raja. 1895 01:43:30,832 --> 01:43:32,629 - Save me now. - I see. 1896 01:43:34,754 --> 01:43:37,429 You're looking for the bag-lifter, right? He's in. Here. 1897 01:43:37,828 --> 01:43:40,589 - Come out. - Leave me. 1898 01:43:40,669 --> 01:43:42,149 Don't hit me please! 1899 01:43:42,229 --> 01:43:43,829 It really hurts! 1900 01:43:43,949 --> 01:43:45,612 Just hand him over to the police. 1901 01:43:45,637 --> 01:43:48,077 Hey, relax. What's wrong with you, Raja? 1902 01:43:48,157 --> 01:43:52,059 Come... I won't spare you. I'll get even with you, you fool! 1903 01:43:53,700 --> 01:43:55,399 (Growling) 1904 01:43:55,449 --> 01:43:56,762 Is he scared or is he scaring us? 1905 01:43:56,803 --> 01:43:58,170 (Laugh) 1906 01:43:58,211 --> 01:43:59,408 I don't need to scare you! 1907 01:43:59,449 --> 01:44:00,849 You're already scared stiff! 1908 01:44:00,890 --> 01:44:04,113 Shut up! Just tell me where your boss, Raja, is! 1909 01:44:04,585 --> 01:44:07,625 You can't make him tell you that, even if you're born again! 1910 01:44:07,698 --> 01:44:09,498 He's right. 1911 01:44:09,547 --> 01:44:12,472 Your sidekick is really wiser than you are! 1912 01:44:13,338 --> 01:44:15,386 He's called you my sidekick! 1913 01:44:16,597 --> 01:44:19,801 I've seen it in the movies that during a fracture... - Torture! 1914 01:44:19,867 --> 01:44:22,929 During a torture, they have the big light switched on! 1915 01:44:22,954 --> 01:44:24,954 And, no sooner is the light is switched on... 1916 01:44:24,979 --> 01:44:27,972 ...than the culprit confesses. Light. 1917 01:44:27,997 --> 01:44:29,009 Lights! 1918 01:44:29,065 --> 01:44:33,025 I know nothing! I swear. Train it on the convict! - Keep it down. 1919 01:44:33,369 --> 01:44:34,489 Is it okay? 1920 01:44:34,946 --> 01:44:36,706 Tell me now where is Raja? 1921 01:44:38,954 --> 01:44:40,194 He's not scared. 1922 01:44:40,365 --> 01:44:40,850 (Sighs) 1923 01:44:41,265 --> 01:44:43,185 - Move the light. - Do it yourself. 1924 01:44:43,457 --> 01:44:44,784 Who'll hit him, if I move it? 1925 01:44:44,809 --> 01:44:46,597 He'll bash you up! Just move the light! 1926 01:44:46,701 --> 01:44:48,153 I'll deal with you later. 1927 01:44:49,683 --> 01:44:52,597 - Let go. - Leave it alone! 1928 01:44:52,638 --> 01:44:53,906 (Sighs) 1929 01:44:54,058 --> 01:44:54,840 What was that? 1930 01:44:54,881 --> 01:44:57,127 (Telephone ringing) - Special effect! - Then why didn't you tell me? 1931 01:44:57,152 --> 01:44:58,232 Wanted to hurt you. 1932 01:44:58,284 --> 01:44:59,894 Sir, there's a call for you. 1933 01:45:00,215 --> 01:45:02,348 (Laugh) 1934 01:45:02,428 --> 01:45:03,855 - Fool. - What? 1935 01:45:04,098 --> 01:45:05,498 Fool. 1936 01:45:05,640 --> 01:45:07,425 - Fool, right? - You. 1937 01:45:08,738 --> 01:45:11,378 Why do you keep calling me up, wife? 1938 01:45:11,578 --> 01:45:13,738 I'll get all the cosmetics. 1939 01:45:13,884 --> 01:45:16,010 Is that a police-station or a cosmetics-store? 1940 01:45:16,035 --> 01:45:17,515 Who are you? 1941 01:45:17,540 --> 01:45:19,683 Don't you know how to talk to the commissioner? 1942 01:45:19,988 --> 01:45:23,308 Sir. I'm sorry. 1943 01:45:23,488 --> 01:45:24,595 Couldn't get your voice. 1944 01:45:24,675 --> 01:45:26,351 No problem, my boy. 1945 01:45:26,431 --> 01:45:29,115 You've achieved a lot, by arresting Raja's assistant! 1946 01:45:29,140 --> 01:45:30,090 Thank you sir! 1947 01:45:30,115 --> 01:45:33,355 - The police department is proud of you! - Thank you sir! 1948 01:45:33,435 --> 01:45:35,635 - I'm very happy with you, too. - Thank you sir! 1949 01:45:35,676 --> 01:45:37,089 Set Rangeela free immediately. 1950 01:45:37,159 --> 01:45:38,879 Set him free? Why is that, sir? 1951 01:45:39,149 --> 01:45:40,767 A wise inspector like you... 1952 01:45:40,792 --> 01:45:42,378 ...shouldn't ask such a question. 1953 01:45:42,403 --> 01:45:43,822 When you set him free... 1954 01:45:43,847 --> 01:45:45,511 ...he'll go straight to his master. 1955 01:45:45,651 --> 01:45:49,528 With you hot on his heels you can arrest Raja, too! 1956 01:45:49,693 --> 01:45:52,247 You will be made S.P, from the D.S.P that you are! 1957 01:45:53,135 --> 01:45:56,767 Brilliant idea, sir! But I've been made the DSP, haven't I? 1958 01:45:57,185 --> 01:46:00,007 Am I now empowered to suspend a constable, sir? 1959 01:46:00,087 --> 01:46:02,127 Sure! You have all the power now, buddy! 1960 01:46:02,224 --> 01:46:03,535 Let Rangeela go. 1961 01:46:03,560 --> 01:46:05,714 Yes sir! I'll set him free right now. 1962 01:46:05,824 --> 01:46:07,047 Thank you sir! 1963 01:46:07,976 --> 01:46:09,087 - Guru! - What is it? 1964 01:46:09,304 --> 01:46:10,687 Let Rangeela go! 1965 01:46:12,072 --> 01:46:15,488 Go on. I'm going to follow you! And I'll arrest Raja, too! 1966 01:46:15,596 --> 01:46:16,873 - Are you sure? - Absolutely! 1967 01:46:16,953 --> 01:46:18,847 - That's great. - He asks me if I'm sure! 1968 01:46:19,175 --> 01:46:20,971 - What foolishness is that? - Shut up! 1969 01:46:20,996 --> 01:46:22,812 The commissioner had called. I'm promoted! 1970 01:46:22,837 --> 01:46:24,040 He asked me to let the guy off. 1971 01:46:24,065 --> 01:46:25,166 - The commissioner? - Yes. 1972 01:46:25,191 --> 01:46:26,711 He's in Delhi for a conference. 1973 01:46:29,065 --> 01:46:30,240 Whose call was it then? 1974 01:46:30,320 --> 01:46:32,880 It was Raja. He called you from outside. 1975 01:46:32,960 --> 01:46:33,960 Arrest him! 1976 01:46:33,985 --> 01:46:35,104 No way. You do it. 1977 01:46:35,129 --> 01:46:38,649 - Please get him or he'll escape! - You go. 1978 01:46:41,910 --> 01:46:43,630 Welcome! 1979 01:46:44,402 --> 01:46:47,374 You Americans could teach people a lesson or two in punctuality! 1980 01:46:47,415 --> 01:46:49,129 Amazing punctuality! 1981 01:46:49,174 --> 01:46:51,894 You've driven here, at the stroke of seven! 1982 01:46:51,919 --> 01:46:54,699 Go and get ready. The minister will be here shortly. 1983 01:46:54,734 --> 01:46:56,734 - The minister is here! Go ahead. - Okay. 1984 01:46:56,759 --> 01:46:58,441 I'll go and welcome him. 1985 01:46:58,534 --> 01:47:01,988 - It's good that I've found you! - I am sorry! 1986 01:47:02,503 --> 01:47:03,654 Listen! 1987 01:47:07,324 --> 01:47:08,768 Good thing I found you people. 1988 01:47:08,848 --> 01:47:10,654 It's good that we've found you! 1989 01:47:10,836 --> 01:47:12,894 That Singapore guy wants to kill me. 1990 01:47:12,974 --> 01:47:14,207 He wants to kill you? 1991 01:47:14,472 --> 01:47:15,714 Hands up! 1992 01:47:15,863 --> 01:47:17,014 Hands up! 1993 01:47:17,464 --> 01:47:19,054 I've got him at last! 1994 01:47:19,134 --> 01:47:21,528 Looks like a wedding. Let's have some free-food! 1995 01:47:22,182 --> 01:47:25,573 What are you doing here? And this dress is so typical of our culture. 1996 01:47:25,654 --> 01:47:27,567 Nothing nasty about my clothes, okay? 1997 01:47:27,592 --> 01:47:29,502 The super star gets is stitched from the same tailor. 1998 01:47:29,527 --> 01:47:33,035 That's great! But it's time for the show. Take him inside. 1999 01:47:33,115 --> 01:47:35,322 - This way, please. - Leave me alone! 2000 01:47:35,402 --> 01:47:36,767 God! The idiot's photo? 2001 01:47:36,935 --> 01:47:38,037 Let's go. 2002 01:47:38,743 --> 01:47:41,437 - Let's go. - Protect my honour, lord! 2003 01:48:22,770 --> 01:48:24,991 "Set me on fire and killed me." 2004 01:48:26,631 --> 01:48:28,751 "My heart is wounded." 2005 01:48:30,271 --> 01:48:32,431 "Heard you got many lovers." 2006 01:48:33,991 --> 01:48:36,111 "You are surrounded by dozens." 2007 01:48:37,831 --> 01:48:39,951 "Make me your moon." 2008 01:48:41,591 --> 01:48:43,911 "Brighten up your lucky star." 2009 01:48:45,231 --> 01:48:49,511 "Just once is not enough for me. Turn around and see me once more." 2010 01:48:54,634 --> 01:48:56,991 "Want to come for a late show?" 2011 01:49:02,135 --> 01:49:04,551 "Want to come for a late show?" 2012 01:49:05,803 --> 01:49:07,662 "What are you thinking?" 2013 01:49:07,715 --> 01:49:10,111 "Let's beat it from here." 2014 01:49:15,133 --> 01:49:18,591 "Want to come for a late show?" - "Want to come?" 2015 01:50:07,735 --> 01:50:09,894 "Got two tickets for the late night show." 2016 01:50:11,379 --> 01:50:13,661 "Shall I open my purse?" 2017 01:50:15,119 --> 01:50:17,541 "I'll stick to you." 2018 01:50:18,814 --> 01:50:20,871 "I'll hire a cab and take you." 2019 01:50:22,682 --> 01:50:28,793 "Don't think I'm a nobody. I'm loaded." 2020 01:50:30,090 --> 01:50:32,621 "I'll feed you a lot." 2021 01:50:33,780 --> 01:50:36,308 "We'll have hot snacks." 2022 01:50:37,536 --> 01:50:41,901 "You are my soft drink and I'm yours." 2023 01:50:43,093 --> 01:50:46,980 "During the interval we'll enjoy a chilled mango drink." 2024 01:50:46,994 --> 01:50:51,300 "Hope the heat doesn't rise up too soon." 2025 01:50:52,530 --> 01:50:56,981 "Just once is not enough for me. Turn around and see me once more." 2026 01:51:01,822 --> 01:51:04,381 "Want to come for a late show?" 2027 01:51:09,434 --> 01:51:11,346 "Want to come for a late show?" 2028 01:51:11,369 --> 01:51:12,781 "Want to come..." 2029 01:51:58,035 --> 01:52:00,670 "Seeing you dancing to the melody." 2030 01:52:01,792 --> 01:52:03,862 "I'll whistle everyday." 2031 01:52:05,591 --> 01:52:08,221 "Been thinking for many days." 2032 01:52:09,097 --> 01:52:11,424 "How about I show you a movie." 2033 01:52:13,051 --> 01:52:15,564 "Friday night is good." 2034 01:52:16,924 --> 01:52:19,394 "We'll watch a new movie." 2035 01:52:20,590 --> 01:52:23,152 "No need to bother about the heat." 2036 01:52:24,504 --> 01:52:26,925 "Theatre's air-conditioned." 2037 01:52:28,285 --> 01:52:32,121 "The movie is way too good. The movie's good." 2038 01:52:33,863 --> 01:52:37,621 "The star cast is superb." 2039 01:52:37,725 --> 01:52:39,413 "Two tickets for the back rows." 2040 01:52:39,458 --> 01:52:41,608 "We'll love each other on sly." 2041 01:52:43,169 --> 01:52:47,566 "Just once is not enough for me. Turn around and see me once more." 2042 01:52:52,546 --> 01:52:54,966 "Want to come for a late show?" 2043 01:52:56,266 --> 01:53:00,474 "What are you thinking of? Let's run away from here?" 2044 01:53:05,601 --> 01:53:08,286 "Want to come for a late show?" 2045 01:53:09,359 --> 01:53:11,427 "You killed me with your eyes." 2046 01:53:13,289 --> 01:53:14,985 "My heart is wounded." 2047 01:53:15,007 --> 01:53:17,183 "Want to come for a late show?" 2048 01:53:18,819 --> 01:53:21,213 "Heard you got many lovers." 2049 01:53:22,505 --> 01:53:24,381 "You are surrounded by dozens." 2050 01:53:24,411 --> 01:53:26,669 "Want to come for a late show?" 2051 01:53:28,123 --> 01:53:30,462 "Make me you moon." 2052 01:53:31,775 --> 01:53:33,688 "Brighten up your lucky star." 2053 01:53:33,756 --> 01:53:35,549 "Want to come for a late show?" 2054 01:53:35,609 --> 01:53:37,528 "Want to come for a late show?" 2055 01:53:37,608 --> 01:53:39,403 "Want to come for a late show?" 2056 01:53:39,455 --> 01:53:43,177 "Want to come for a late show?" 2057 01:53:43,218 --> 01:53:45,116 (Screaming) 2058 01:53:46,063 --> 01:53:49,172 Yes, show of the late hour. (Cheering) 2059 01:53:49,243 --> 01:53:50,795 Why is commissioner here? 2060 01:53:51,232 --> 01:53:53,284 To arrest me for catching Raja, I suppose! 2061 01:53:53,419 --> 01:53:56,982 He's here to give me a promotion for arresting Raja! - Attention! 2062 01:53:57,974 --> 01:54:00,273 Which one of you has arrested Mr. Prem? 2063 01:54:00,353 --> 01:54:02,124 That's not Prem, sir. He's Raja! 2064 01:54:02,149 --> 01:54:04,095 The notorious criminal of Dharavi! 2065 01:54:04,120 --> 01:54:05,764 I had a tough time arresting him, sir! 2066 01:54:05,789 --> 01:54:07,994 You must promote me and make me the S.P. 2067 01:54:08,019 --> 01:54:10,216 I've come to give you demotion. 2068 01:54:10,241 --> 01:54:11,886 That's wrong English, sir. 2069 01:54:11,911 --> 01:54:14,130 - It's promotion, actually! - Shut up! 2070 01:54:14,326 --> 01:54:16,006 Set him free, constable. 2071 01:54:16,045 --> 01:54:18,325 Please wait, sir. That's not Prem. He's Raja. 2072 01:54:18,405 --> 01:54:21,067 He's not Raja. He's Prem, sir. The famous singer. 2073 01:54:21,119 --> 01:54:23,845 And this chap has dared to arrest such a famous personality! 2074 01:54:23,925 --> 01:54:25,165 - See. - He's lying, sir. 2075 01:54:25,190 --> 01:54:27,620 He's lying. And you're speaking the truth, I suppose? 2076 01:54:27,645 --> 01:54:28,747 Of course sir! 2077 01:54:28,795 --> 01:54:31,066 Which is why I'll promote him and give you a demotion instead! 2078 01:54:31,067 --> 01:54:32,435 No sir. How can you say that? 2079 01:54:32,515 --> 01:54:34,955 Thank you sir. I'll bring him here right now! 2080 01:54:35,255 --> 01:54:38,036 I beg of you, sir. Please don't do this to me! 2081 01:54:38,304 --> 01:54:39,555 (Lockup unlocking) 2082 01:54:40,370 --> 01:54:43,341 - Can I come in sir? - Yes, come in! 2083 01:54:51,638 --> 01:54:53,520 Constable Vidyarthi reporting sir. 2084 01:54:53,545 --> 01:54:54,958 Where were you earlier? 2085 01:54:55,060 --> 01:54:56,490 Shaitan Chowki, sir. 2086 01:54:56,717 --> 01:54:58,615 And you had such a poor record that... 2087 01:54:58,640 --> 01:55:00,935 ...they demoted you from an inspector to a constable! 2088 01:55:02,630 --> 01:55:04,670 I've always had an impeccable record, sir. 2089 01:55:05,428 --> 01:55:07,902 But it's because of that lousy constable... 2090 01:55:08,429 --> 01:55:10,838 ...who tarnished my unblemished reputation! 2091 01:55:11,693 --> 01:55:13,404 But I'll not spare him. 2092 01:55:13,864 --> 01:55:18,802 So what if I'm not wearing the inspector's uniform anymore. 2093 01:55:19,435 --> 01:55:21,685 But I'll teach him such a lesson that... 2094 01:55:21,912 --> 01:55:24,060 ...he won't even be a constable anymore. 2095 01:55:25,039 --> 01:55:26,544 - You? - Mind your language! 2096 01:55:26,709 --> 01:55:29,583 But, you were always formal with me. 2097 01:55:29,677 --> 01:55:32,700 That's only because you never did deserve any better! 2098 01:55:32,893 --> 01:55:34,758 You've tortured me, haven't you? 2099 01:55:36,281 --> 01:55:39,574 I'll make you account for every atrocity you've committed! 2100 01:55:39,599 --> 01:55:42,838 You will not serve the government but be my personal servant now! 2101 01:55:42,920 --> 01:55:44,078 No! 2102 01:55:44,158 --> 01:55:46,423 - You will get milk for my house! - No! 2103 01:55:46,490 --> 01:55:48,237 - Drop my children at school! - No! 2104 01:55:48,290 --> 01:55:50,575 - You will get my lunch everyday. - No! 2105 01:55:50,600 --> 01:55:53,467 Not only will you help my wife with her cooking every evening... 2106 01:55:53,492 --> 01:55:55,115 ...but wash our clothes too. 2107 01:55:55,140 --> 01:55:57,193 You will bring my children back from school! 2108 01:55:58,029 --> 01:56:00,332 It's time for me to take the rounds of the prison. 2109 01:56:00,357 --> 01:56:01,380 Go and get my lunch. 2110 01:56:01,482 --> 01:56:02,482 - No. - Shut up! 2111 01:56:02,507 --> 01:56:04,867 - Ok. - Go on. 2112 01:56:07,576 --> 01:56:08,770 Get back. 2113 01:56:14,117 --> 01:56:15,844 (Background music) 2114 01:57:11,122 --> 01:57:12,482 Why isn't he getting up? 2115 01:57:16,700 --> 01:57:17,846 Make him stand. 2116 01:57:18,896 --> 01:57:21,347 Oh, yes. I get it now. He's angry with me. 2117 01:57:22,185 --> 01:57:24,271 Well, all right. I'll call you sir. 2118 01:57:25,626 --> 01:57:27,597 I'll do as you say! 2119 01:57:31,365 --> 01:57:34,125 I'll drop your kids at school and fetch them back, too. 2120 01:57:35,468 --> 01:57:37,642 I'll serve you well. Get up. 2121 01:57:37,667 --> 01:57:39,506 What's wrong? If he doesn't get up... 2122 01:57:40,021 --> 01:57:41,739 ...who will I fight with? 2123 01:57:43,131 --> 01:57:45,206 Who will argue with me? 2124 01:57:45,286 --> 01:57:47,353 Okay! I won't even talk about a promotion... 2125 01:57:47,391 --> 01:57:49,555 ...but who will help me improve my English? 2126 01:57:50,548 --> 01:57:52,068 Calm down, Vidyarthi. 2127 01:58:03,000 --> 01:58:04,193 Courage? 2128 01:58:05,487 --> 01:58:07,236 But you were my courage. 2129 01:58:08,548 --> 01:58:11,921 But you've deserted me now leaving me all alone! 2130 01:58:13,890 --> 01:58:15,725 You have always kept me company. 2131 01:58:17,356 --> 01:58:22,805 What right do you have to desert me like this? 2132 01:58:22,885 --> 01:58:25,608 Guru, Guru. 2133 01:58:26,156 --> 01:58:27,851 (Crying) 2134 01:58:27,866 --> 01:58:30,488 Watch out! Everything will be all right! 2135 01:58:30,568 --> 01:58:33,001 I think you're going to have twins, too! 2136 01:58:33,215 --> 01:58:34,975 Send Raja over to the hospital. 2137 01:58:35,055 --> 01:58:38,318 - All right. - Go. 2138 01:58:38,382 --> 01:58:41,093 (Van engine sound) 2139 01:58:43,475 --> 01:58:45,322 - Who's in the house? - There's no one. 2140 01:58:45,402 --> 01:58:46,841 They're all in the hospital. 2141 01:58:54,888 --> 01:58:56,008 How's Neelam, doctor? 2142 01:58:56,222 --> 01:58:57,408 - Are you Raja? - Yes. 2143 01:58:57,560 --> 01:59:00,528 She has to be operated. Get these medicines quickly. - Okay. 2144 01:59:04,863 --> 01:59:05,928 Move. 2145 01:59:09,773 --> 01:59:12,452 - Wait here, while I go and meet the doctor. - Okay. 2146 01:59:25,639 --> 01:59:27,609 (Gun fire) 2147 01:59:28,492 --> 01:59:31,984 (Police siren) (Gun fire) 2148 01:59:32,042 --> 01:59:33,421 Malhotra! 2149 01:59:57,710 --> 01:59:58,710 Prem. 2150 01:59:58,828 --> 02:00:00,468 Thank God! You arrived just in time. 2151 02:00:00,525 --> 02:00:02,085 - Brother! - Shut up! 2152 02:00:07,381 --> 02:00:08,524 Help me, brother. 2153 02:00:21,484 --> 02:00:23,233 If my sister gets harmed in any way... 2154 02:00:23,448 --> 02:00:24,804 ...I'll kill you, Tiger. 2155 02:00:24,884 --> 02:00:27,530 If you want to save your sister... 2156 02:00:27,829 --> 02:00:32,772 ...just bring Malhotra to us, whom you saved at the hospital. 2157 02:00:33,082 --> 02:00:36,044 We'll have your sister treated well... 2158 02:00:36,069 --> 02:00:38,460 ...and return her to you, with the baby! 2159 02:00:38,703 --> 02:00:41,178 No way! There's no way I will do that! 2160 02:00:42,088 --> 02:00:43,753 Don't be silly, Raja. 2161 02:00:44,554 --> 02:00:46,935 This chap whom you want to protect and... 2162 02:00:46,960 --> 02:00:49,655 ...risk your sister's life, isn't related to you, right? 2163 02:00:49,734 --> 02:00:51,254 There's no time to waste! 2164 02:00:51,334 --> 02:00:52,685 Make up your mind, Raja! 2165 02:00:52,768 --> 02:00:55,851 If your sister is not operated on, in an hour... 2166 02:00:55,934 --> 02:00:58,280 ...it'll be impossible to save her! 2167 02:00:58,422 --> 02:01:00,898 (Screaming) 2168 02:01:01,208 --> 02:01:02,327 Brother! 2169 02:01:07,021 --> 02:01:08,147 Malhotra! 2170 02:01:10,934 --> 02:01:12,014 Malhotra! 2171 02:01:17,718 --> 02:01:18,717 Where's Malhotra? 2172 02:01:18,758 --> 02:01:20,578 (Background music) 2173 02:01:20,988 --> 02:01:22,071 Are you deaf? 2174 02:01:22,601 --> 02:01:24,592 I'm asking you where's Malhotra? 2175 02:01:32,265 --> 02:01:33,553 Why aren't you telling me? 2176 02:01:35,860 --> 02:01:36,952 Where's Malhotra? 2177 02:01:39,096 --> 02:01:40,252 Why aren't you speaking? 2178 02:01:51,912 --> 02:01:56,352 Have you returned then? 2179 02:01:56,499 --> 02:01:57,600 Geeta. 2180 02:01:58,707 --> 02:02:00,911 - You. - Listen. 2181 02:02:01,130 --> 02:02:04,029 - This is our son. - That's right. This is our son, Prem. 2182 02:02:04,054 --> 02:02:07,233 Cut the act with the old lady and just come with me! 2183 02:02:07,359 --> 02:02:08,942 What are you saying? 2184 02:02:08,967 --> 02:02:11,178 I'm not Prem, okay? I'm Raja! 2185 02:02:11,214 --> 02:02:13,639 - What sort of a joke is this? - Leave him alone, son. 2186 02:02:13,951 --> 02:02:16,225 I'm nobody's son, okay? Just get lost! 2187 02:02:16,250 --> 02:02:17,327 Mother! 2188 02:02:21,352 --> 02:02:22,391 That's my father. 2189 02:02:22,644 --> 02:02:25,364 I don't care how he's related to you, idiot. 2190 02:02:25,436 --> 02:02:26,676 I must take him to Tiger. 2191 02:02:26,709 --> 02:02:29,389 - Don't do that, Raja. - Don't stop him. 2192 02:02:30,305 --> 02:02:33,039 Perhaps he doesn't know that he's taking not only your dad... 2193 02:02:33,501 --> 02:02:34,817 ...but his own too. 2194 02:02:34,842 --> 02:02:37,179 Let's not have a father-son drama now, okay? 2195 02:02:37,204 --> 02:02:39,527 It's only a co-incidence that we look alike. 2196 02:02:39,616 --> 02:02:40,736 - Now come. - Son. 2197 02:02:42,029 --> 02:02:43,176 This is the truth. 2198 02:02:44,159 --> 02:02:45,649 You're twins. 2199 02:02:47,977 --> 02:02:51,099 For 25 years after losing you, your mother was... 2200 02:02:51,124 --> 02:02:54,352 ...nothing but a living corpse! 2201 02:02:54,696 --> 02:02:55,914 Tell me. 2202 02:02:56,119 --> 02:02:58,039 No medicine has ever worked on your... 2203 02:02:58,064 --> 02:02:59,836 ...mother in all these years! But today. 2204 02:03:00,359 --> 02:03:03,907 But a mere touch from you has revived a corpse! How? 2205 02:03:05,071 --> 02:03:07,266 Because, the blood that flows in your veins... 2206 02:03:08,157 --> 02:03:10,336 ...is your mother's blood. 2207 02:03:15,546 --> 02:03:17,792 What's wrong? 2208 02:03:19,072 --> 02:03:20,821 Tiger has kidnapped Neelam. 2209 02:03:21,319 --> 02:03:23,110 He promises to return her... 2210 02:03:23,641 --> 02:03:27,180 - ...when I hand you to him. - Hand me over to him then. 2211 02:03:28,650 --> 02:03:31,657 Raja is here with Malhotra. 2212 02:03:46,041 --> 02:03:47,161 What do you want? 2213 02:03:47,442 --> 02:03:48,481 Revenge! 2214 02:03:48,778 --> 02:03:49,882 Revenge? 2215 02:03:50,172 --> 02:03:51,554 Revenge for what? 2216 02:03:52,824 --> 02:03:54,180 Ask my dad! 2217 02:03:59,294 --> 02:04:02,500 Take a good look! Those are the last remains of my father! 2218 02:04:04,431 --> 02:04:07,125 I've preserved them with great care for the last 25 years! 2219 02:04:07,866 --> 02:04:09,015 Do you know why? 2220 02:04:09,876 --> 02:04:13,399 Only to kill you before setting them afloat. 2221 02:04:14,169 --> 02:04:17,504 Now look! I've brought him here, as you wished. 2222 02:04:17,529 --> 02:04:20,375 Now you must keep your promise and let my sister go. 2223 02:04:22,155 --> 02:04:27,352 You made a mistake by trusting us, my boy! 2224 02:04:28,060 --> 02:04:30,272 A hero is one who keeps his promise. 2225 02:04:31,066 --> 02:04:33,422 And the villain is known by the promises he breaks! 2226 02:04:35,742 --> 02:04:36,752 Daddy! 2227 02:04:37,805 --> 02:04:38,984 Daddy! 2228 02:04:40,985 --> 02:04:44,985 Which makes them the father, the son and the daughter! 2229 02:04:46,345 --> 02:04:48,105 They're all here, uncle! 2230 02:04:48,964 --> 02:04:50,025 No. 2231 02:05:02,805 --> 02:05:06,852 We'll tie them up in knots, dad! 2232 02:05:07,930 --> 02:05:09,130 Get them! 2233 02:06:17,509 --> 02:06:19,094 Everything will be okay, my child. 2234 02:06:24,102 --> 02:06:26,332 - What's up? - They've given me a thrashing! 2235 02:06:26,357 --> 02:06:29,317 But the villain always gets beaten up by the hero! 2236 02:06:34,970 --> 02:06:37,469 It's my stammering-problem. Which explains the pauses! 2237 02:06:45,972 --> 02:06:50,317 What are you staring at, idiot? We're twins! 2238 02:06:51,406 --> 02:06:53,117 - Hello brother? - Hello! 2239 02:06:53,197 --> 02:06:54,757 - How are you? - Fine. 2240 02:06:54,837 --> 02:06:59,317 Wait! Let me give him a few good punches! Enjoy. 2241 02:07:39,071 --> 02:07:41,637 Flautist. Play your flute! 2242 02:07:41,717 --> 02:07:45,877 Hope your flute breaks! May you rot in hell! 2243 02:07:48,391 --> 02:07:50,630 Why are you walking towards me? 2244 02:07:51,134 --> 02:07:52,669 You can fight my brother Raja. 2245 02:07:52,718 --> 02:07:54,829 - Save me, Raja! - Don't be a coward, Prem! 2246 02:07:54,909 --> 02:07:56,069 - Clobber him! - I can't do it. 2247 02:07:56,102 --> 02:08:00,589 - Thrash him, I say! - I know my capacity. I can't do. 2248 02:08:05,063 --> 02:08:06,430 What's going on? 2249 02:08:11,583 --> 02:08:14,664 What's going on? 2250 02:08:14,744 --> 02:08:16,899 Why is it hurting him? My friend. 2251 02:08:33,587 --> 02:08:35,250 Get up! 2252 02:08:45,860 --> 02:08:47,077 What's going on. 2253 02:08:52,245 --> 02:08:53,464 You're okay, aren't you? 2254 02:09:13,557 --> 02:09:14,704 Do you get that now? 2255 02:09:15,189 --> 02:09:17,749 Just watch what your brother does? 2256 02:09:18,257 --> 02:09:20,737 I get it, too! Hurry up and hit me. 2257 02:09:20,817 --> 02:09:22,417 If you hit me, he'll hit him. 2258 02:09:22,497 --> 02:09:24,817 And that will save that brother of mine. 2259 02:09:24,897 --> 02:09:30,220 It's going to hurt me, all right. But do hit me! 2260 02:09:47,821 --> 02:09:51,352 It's fun hitting someone. What do I do now? 2261 02:09:51,452 --> 02:09:52,639 Watch out! 2262 02:09:55,508 --> 02:09:58,478 Raja, I am enjoying! What a catch! 2263 02:09:58,484 --> 02:10:00,174 More power! 2264 02:10:07,267 --> 02:10:08,449 Mind blowing. 2265 02:10:08,882 --> 02:10:11,682 Rangeela, I've beaten you up very badly. 2266 02:10:11,707 --> 02:10:13,603 - Are you hurt? - Not at all! 2267 02:10:13,729 --> 02:10:17,031 Can a true friend ever hurt? 2268 02:10:18,275 --> 02:10:20,727 Go and check out how your brother is. 2269 02:10:21,260 --> 02:10:23,089 Embrace me please! 2270 02:10:23,169 --> 02:10:24,740 The beating hurts! 2271 02:10:25,015 --> 02:10:26,500 Brother! (Rod sound) 2272 02:10:26,719 --> 02:10:29,458 You were wonderful, little fellow! 2273 02:10:29,499 --> 02:10:31,334 You're fine, aren't you? Watch me... 2274 02:10:31,359 --> 02:10:33,617 ...blow the pipe at him now! 2275 02:10:56,058 --> 02:10:57,449 Catch him! 2276 02:10:59,565 --> 02:11:03,695 This is your death, Tiger. 2277 02:11:04,008 --> 02:11:05,639 You are under my breast! 2278 02:11:05,680 --> 02:11:08,840 That's wrong! You're supposed to say that he's under arrest. 2279 02:11:08,849 --> 02:11:10,249 - What was that? - Under arrest! 2280 02:11:10,327 --> 02:11:11,400 - Oh arrest! - Yes. 2281 02:11:11,441 --> 02:11:13,079 Would you like to be a cop? 2282 02:11:13,120 --> 02:11:15,500 It was my mother's dream that I become a cop. - What? 2283 02:11:15,605 --> 02:11:17,695 His mother always dreamt of this guy being a cop! 2284 02:11:17,720 --> 02:11:19,679 Her dream will now be fulfilled! 2285 02:11:19,704 --> 02:11:21,824 Thank you! I'll be a cop! 2286 02:11:21,849 --> 02:11:23,186 I'll catch all the thieves! 2287 02:11:23,211 --> 02:11:25,105 - I'll beat them up and be a good man. - Really? 2288 02:11:25,130 --> 02:11:27,693 - Will you beat me up, too? - How can I beat you up? 2289 02:11:27,718 --> 02:11:29,476 You're my brother, after all! 2290 02:11:29,513 --> 02:11:33,914 - Let's go. - Yes. 2291 02:11:48,276 --> 02:11:50,605 Hit. 157265