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[ Wind whistling ]

DR. VENTURE:
Huh.

There's got to be
like three feet out there.

And it isn't letting up.
Billy!

Let's go with that thermal
regulation suppository.

This is perfect testing weather.

BILLY:
Why am I doing this?

Because White is home with mono,

and I'm not shoving
that huge thing up my ass.

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

[ Squishing ]

[ Sighs ]
Crap.

[ Groans ]
This is so weird.

Push it, Billy.
Push it real good.

Aah!
What is wrong with you?!

- BILLY: [ Groans ]
- There he is!

The rectal Neil Armstrong.

- How did it go?
- It's in.

It was slow going at first.
Then suddenly it disappeared.

My ass was like,
"I'll take that."

And then... frrt!
right up in.

- Sucked it up.
- Uh, TMI, Billy.

No. That's just the right amount
of "I."

You're supposed to be
writing this down.

That's science. That's how it...
What is that noise?

- There's, like, a beeping.
- [ Beeping in distance ]

- You hear that?
- Is it your heat regulator?

Did you make it beep?

Why would I make a suppository
that beeps?

Huh.

This can't be good.

[ Beeping continues ]

Come on!
There is zero reception in here!

You're behind
a foot of titanium.

- Use the landline.
- You can't text on a landline!

Brock's securing
the building's perimeter.

We have a full evacuation
of the plaza.

Shouldn't we get out
of the building?

Relax.
We're all safe where we are.

The real danger
is in the hallway.

Hold on.

I'm in the hallway.

I've pinpointed the beeping
to the closet.

Send in the bomb-defusing drone.

- I'm trying!
- [ Beeping rapidly]

Just get in there.

You're acting like
baby's first laptop.

Come on!

[ Wind whistling ]

Street's blocked off.

Not like there's anyone
out there anyway.

Got your helmet.
You'd better put it on.

Why?
You scared?

No.
But... it's helmet.

Not wearing it.
It's dorky.

I just wear it
'cause I look good in helmets.

I'm not scared of,
you know, debris.

Sure.
Sure, you're not.

All right.
H.E.L.P.eR.'s out of the closet.

- [ Beeping ]
- DR. VENTURE: Is it defused?

No! Because it's not a bomb!
It's a huge old phone.

It's still ringing.
Should I answer it?

No.

I'm pretty sure it's for me.

[ Dramatic music plays ]

Yes.
Y... Of course, sir.

Um... I'm not exactly up
and ready in that capacity.

It's so cool.

That's a direct call
from big brass.

He's so important,
he has a hotline.

Yeah.
Well, he never reads his e-mail.

And I'm flattered,

but can't you send
Captain Whoever to deal with it?

Take the job. Take the job.
Take the job. Take the job.

Think of the press!
Take the job!

Well, you can count
on Team Venture.

Rusty Venture is in the house!

GROUP:
Kiai! Kiai! Kiai!

Goju Ryu, Shotokan, and White
Crane make it the perfect space

for training and recruitment
of new henchmen.

So, does the floor open up

and reveal grown-ups
actually training?

No. This is... it.
The pre-teen class.

Get 'em young, right?

Noah, let's get that leg up!
Not fighting a corgi dog.

It's a good start, and I'll
mention it at your review,

but I'm... I'm actually here

because we need you two
for an important secret mission.

[ Gasps ]
Secret mission.

If you succeed, you go up
a full EMA level, guaranteed.

They need the dream team.
About damn time.

Well, "dream team"
is a bit much.

Dream team.

Pretty obvious
we're a dream team.

All right.
Fine.

If the dream team accepts
the mission,

we have to get going now.

We accept.

But first...
it's Madison's time.

[ Gong sounds ]

Kick me.

- Kick me.
- [ Soft thud ]

That's it.
How did it feel to you?

Hmm.
Let me think a...

- [ Gasps ]
- Don't think! Feel.

It is like a finger
pointing a way to the moon.

Don't concentrate on the finger
or you will...

- Gary! Gary! No! No!
- Oh, my God! What?!

- No, no, no!
- [ Crying ]

- You don't hit the kids.
- What? It's karate!

The mothers, they go bananas.
And look. She's crying.

You made her cry.

It's karate!

BILLY: The blizzard
is a perfect semisphere.

It's definitely man-made.
Just as we suspected!

There's something
in the center of it.

Old-school weather machine.

Hank, get geared up
in your flight suit.

You're gonna help your old man
save the day.

As much as I'd love to pretend

I'm that lady
from "Jurassic Park"

and go chase storms with you,

I can't get in touch
with Sirena!

I'm not going anywhere.

If Hank won't go, I'll go.

Oh, be real, Billy.
This is Team Venture stuff.

- Old times?
- No way!

My girlfriend's been kidnapped
or replaced by an android

or has amnesia or is trapped
under something or...

or there's a remote
outside chance

that her phone was stolen
by phone pirates!

- I'll go!
- Uh...

Brock, you want to go
Team Venture with me?

I got to hold down the fort.
Ask Hatred.

- Good idea.
- Hatred?

Hatred?!
I'm a trained scientist!

I'm here during a blizzard

with an untested heat generator
up my crack!

What do I need to do here?
Do you need me to bleed for you?

Because I'm like 90% sure
my ass is bleeding.

Now, I'm gonna suit up
and meet you in the X-12.

I suggest you do the same, sir.

Go, Team Venture.

[ Sighs ]
All right.

I said, "Go, Team Venture," sir!

[ Wind whistling ]

DR. Z:
As every villainous child knows,

the Peril Partnership
is Canada's version

of the Guild
of Calamitous Intent.

We have worked with them
in peace for 60 years.

Recently, a rogue version
of the Peril Partnership

has been muscling in
on Guild Territory.

They use fear, intimidation,
theft,

and secrecy as their weapons.

Seems pretty badass to me.
What's the problem?

Jealous much?

The Guild has had no luck
with diplomacy,

and for whatever reason,
the O.S.I. won't engage them.

This morning, we received
a top-secret communiqué

from O.S.I. command, reading,
"We will handle the symptoms.

You handle the disease.

There will be no interference,
no aid,

and no inquiries
with your methods."

The disease is a villain
known as The Creep.

This is a rough model of him
made of chicken tenders.

Which we'll eat with either
ketchup or barbecue sauce,

for there can be no record
of this meeting.

He commands
his Peril Partnership

from a secret river island
upstate.

We'll be there soon.

What do you expect us to do?

That is up to you.

But, completely off topic,
here is a riddle for you.

What eight can hold two asses?

"Eight Crazy Nights" with
Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider.

Boom! Solved!
Dream team.

No.

The eight that can hold
two asses is "assassinate."

Isn't that neat?
I made that up.

I was gonna say that, seriously.

Yeah. It's adorable.

So, what did this Creep guy do?

Believe it or not,
he made this blizzard.

He built a weather machine?

Worse.
He stole o ur weather machine.

Oh, crap.

After we eat the chicken statue,
we need to eat this paper.

[ Dramatic music plays ]

DR. VENTURE: Avionics off.
Electrical off.

Beacon on.
Fuel is...

What?
What's all this?

Brock!
Ugh.

- Brock. Come in, Brock.
- BROCK: Yeah. What?

There's, like, a rat's nest
of wires under the fuel gauge.

BROCK: Yeah. I just put in
a tape deck for some tunes.

It's cool. Just got to tuck
all that pasghetti in.

[ Snorts ]
Oh. My. God.

- Tuck... Tuck what in?
- BROCK: The wires.

C-Can you describe them,
please?

Like a... Yeah.

It's like a big pile
of pasghetti.

Brock, is it like a caterpillar?

Can you say that?
Can you say "library"?

[ Laughing ]
Say "espresso."

- BROCK: What are you doing?
- Brock?

Say "manipulate."

Oh [bleep] you guys.

- That was awesome.
- That was amazing.

I feel six feet tall.

[ Music continues ]

BILLY:
Pasghetti!

Hank, you are not going out
in that storm.

I can't get ahold of Sirena,

so I'm gonna go out
and find her.

You're not going outside.
Leave her a message.

I've left her 43 messages
and over 60 texts!

Clearly, she's been replaced
by a doppelganger...

an exact copy of Sirena,

perfect in every detail
save one.

This Sirena won't answer
my messages.

Aw, geez.
Hank, you're getting obsessive.

Nobody wants to be smothered.

Even my ex-wife
didn't like being smothered.

But she did like being choked...
which isn't my point.

I know what your point is,
Hatred.

You almost fooled me.

Almost.
Such a clever copy.

They even got
your terrible breath right.

But the real Sergeant Hatred

would never stop a man
on a mission of love!

Wish me luck!

I never know
when you're messing with me.

[ Wind whistling ]

[ Exhales, sniffs ]
Oh.

[ Dramatic music plays ]

Trade snorkels with me.
Yours matches my fins.

I don't want your snorkel!

You already got spit
in your snorkel!

Knock it off!
You cannot mix and match.

This isn't Build-A-Bear.

In your pouch,
you'll find global positioners

fitted with H.D. recon imagers
and two-way communication,

waterproof up to three fathoms.

Tech swag.
Sweet!

What are these,
TracFones in a ziplock?

Prepaid.
Do not lose them.

Mine doesn't have any weapons.

If you show up armed,
your cover will be blown.

You got to convince The Creep

that you want to defect
to his Peril Partnership.

Then we kill him?

The Guild does not condone it,
but...

All right.
So we don't kill him.

As an independent agent,
you... could.

So you want us to kill him?

As a representative of the
Guild, I would not advise it.

But if you have other ideas...

All right.
So you mean we s h o ul d kill him?

Oh, my God. Yes.
Obviously.

Kill him.
Phone us when you're done.

[ Wind whistling ]

Venture takes the snap
from Pouncey.

Fades back and looks for a hole.

Looking for Brown.
Good old number 84.

- Where's he at? No openings!
- [ Crowd cheering ]

Oh, they're rushing in
like a great wave of bodies.

He's swattin' 'em down
with the patented Hank Spank.

Venture's all alone out there.

What is this?!
He's gonna take it home himself!

- [ Breathing heavily]
- [ Crowd cheering ]

[ Metal clangs ]

[ Wind whistling ]

[ Wind whistling,
thunder crashes ]

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Wind stops ]

All right.
This looks like the epicenter.

I'm gonna bring her around
for a scanning.

Check.
Scanner's online.

What... What are you doing?
What happened to your clothes?

Boiling in here.

This thermal regulator works
way too well.

Do you shave your chest?

No.
That's stupid.

I wax.

There it is!

Propulsion matrix of eight
contra-rotating turbines.

I'm reading diethylene glycol,
monomethyl ether exhaust.

Seems to be surrounded
by a silver nitrate cloud.

That's the purple haze.

Is "The Wind Cries Mary"
on the other side?

No, the other side is...
I'm reading nickel microlattice.

That was a Jimi Hendrix joke,
Billy.

White would've got it.

Well, I'm sorry I'm not White.

Crap!
Back up! back up!

That thing just launched
something at us!

Back up?
This is a jet.

BILLY: I don't know!
Then turn around or something!

[ Wind whistling ]

[ Both breathing heavily]

[ Exhales deeply]
Secret island lair.

Sweet!

Uh, should we go look for him
or something?

Dude, he'll find u s.
Look at us.

We look like we're in
the "Cult of Personality" video.

We're gonna get spotted.

[ Wind whistling ]

MAN: You are trespassers
on private property!

Identify yourselves!

I-I'm The Monarch.

Do not move, interloper!

I-I was just getting my wallet!
See?

What?
That's your wallet?

What a... What about the one
I got you for your birthday?

Dude, can we talk about this
later, please?

That was a $200
Paul Smith wallet.

- It was teal.
- You loved it.

You said you loved it.

It's a lady's wallet.
You got me a lady's wallet.

What is your business?

We're Guild villains.

We want to defect
to your Peril Partnership.

Then I must test your skills.

Prepare to survive
the most dangerous game!

[ Laughs ]

[ Exhales deeply]
Great.

Now we're gonna be hunted
like animals.

Dude, tell me that guy
wasn't on my old Butter Glider.

[ Wind whistling ]

[ Exhales sharply, coughs ]

[ Footsteps approaching,
suspenseful music plays ]

[ Sniffs ]
Help me.

I... have to save
my girlfriend.

[ Music continues ]

[ Whirring ]

DR. VENTURE: What about
taking out the engines?

No. We need to focus
on stopping the blizzard.

Not dropping it on 23rd Street.

Don't need that hot disk
just blazing down on...

That's it!
Hot disk.

We stop cold air
going into the intake port.

Get my thermos out of my bag.

I don't want any coffee.
I'm hot as hell!

And coffee gives me
the squirts.

Oh, I know it does.

Get the thermos.

[ Both breathing heavily]

Wha...
Tell me you see that.

Is it a mirage or...
or is that only a desert thing?

[ Groans ]

Whoa.
It's, like, warm in there.

It's like I'm putting my hand
up a cow's ass.

The single worst analogy
I have ever heard.

[ Breathing heavily]

[ Whirring ]

I'm almost over the intake port.

DR. VENTURE:
Get going.

You don't want to be
in that silver nitrate too long.

[ Dramatic music plays ]

I couldn't even do this
at summer camp.

How do you expect me to do this
20,000 feet in the air?

Billy, you got to get that
thermal regulation suppository

into that weather machine.

This is the only way.

Fine.

Just don't tell anyone
I did this.

And don't look!

I'm not looking!
Just do it.

Fine. Fine.

[ Exhales deeply]

I should've brought a magazine
or something.

I-I need to read when I do this.

21:
All of this is Guild technology.

That's Maybe Man's
Indifference Engine.

That's Nat King Cobra's
Venomator.

I think that's Mr. Monday's
calendar of magic Mondays.

All of this crap is Guild.

Even this force field is from
Jungle Jim's Greenhouse Ray.

Very observant.

Yes, and that's
Grover Cleveland's

presidential time machine,

and this is
PoseiDonJuan's Sexy Trident.

And I've got Gerock The
Demolisher's fur underpants.

All stolen from the Guild...
all of it!

And now I steal yo u
from the Guild...

if you survive
the most dangerous game.

I thought we already did.

Choose your color.

What are those, lawn darts?

Yep.
Banned throughout the world.

It took me years to procure
these last remaining examples

of plastic doom.

Really?
That's... That's it?

We shall play Dive Bomb,

the sinister version
of that traditional game,

where we throw up a dart
as high as we can

and then run away from it
at the last minute.

If you da-a-a-a-a-re!

Pshh.

I played this and G.I. Joes
every day when I was 8.

Let's do it.

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

It worked!

But silver nitrate does this
to your skin.

- [ Shutter clicks ]
- Cheese!

Thanks, dickhead.

That's for the Ven-Tech
Christmas card. You're welcome.

When I was outside the X-12,

I found what that machine
launched at us.

It's a soda can.
You know what that means.

[ Scoffs ] So much for a complex
automatic defense system.

No.
Someone's piloting that thing.

Yeah.
He's standing on the roof.

BILLY:
Look at this guy.

What an asshole.

21: Why didn't you
just join the Guild?

Because the Guild
is all "safety caps"

and "choking warnings."

Aah!

[ Grunts ] My Peril Partnership
has no rules or treaties.

After we hobble the Guild,
we shall destroy the O.S.I.

- Two.
- They will pay

- for what they did to me!
- Three! Dive bomb!

What did the O.S.I. do to you?

They threw me out.

I was once Mission Creep,
their most valuable agent.

Oh. So close.
My turn.

After completing a successful
siege of a mountain fortress...

Dive bomb!

...I remained
to secure the area.

That got you kicked out
of the O.S.I.?

There were complications,
casualties.

Boy Scouts should never camp
near a mountain fortress.

I'm a soldier, damn you!

I soldiered!

Boy Scouts?

You... You slaughtered
Boy Scouts?

Wow.

They were wearing
paramilitary clothing!

Anyone could have made
that mistake.

Dive bomb!

- Rup!
- [ Bell chimes ]

- Thank you.
- [ Coins jingling ]

You sure you don't want
anything?

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

Okay.

You're not getting
any of mine.

[ Bells chime ]

BILLY: I'm not sure
that was the best way

to get a woman's attention.

She's O.S.I., and they can't
stand the Peril Partnership,

so I defected and took
this weather-machine mission.

She would hear about it.
She'd hurt. Hurt like I do.

Dude, stalker much?

Where's your copy of "Catcher
in the Rye" and your handgun?

That is idiotic!

I tried to date
a known black widow.

Killed all her husbands.

Not only did I not get any,

I was slapped
with a restraining order.

What did I do?

I got back on that horse

and started Facebooking her
from a fake account.

Was that supposed to be
inspirational?

You're just as bad!

Actually, that may be worse.

I just gave the kids a snow day.

You are a cyberstalker.

You messed with
crazy Guild technology!

I'd never do that.

I do not play fast and loose
with super science, sir.

[ Sighs ]

How many times...
Are we done yet?

The most dangerous game!

The last one!
The big launch!

This one is gonna sail, baby!

[ Breathing heavily]

Dive bomb super duper!

[ Electricity crackles ]

Get your finger.
Don't touch anything else.

Crap!
A caveman!

And... Malcolm?

What are you doing
in 70 million years ago?

[ Gasps ]

[ Weakly]
You win.

We killed the caveman!

All right.
Get back in the time machine.

We need to go back farther
and fix this, too.

[ Electricity crackles ]

Huh.

Did that asshole just call me
Malcolm?

Th a t is for BSA Troop 486!

Hey, let's n o t mention this part
to the Guild, okay?

Yeah.
Not a word.

[ Sighs ]
Dream team.

[ Footsteps squishing ]

[ Groans ]

Hey, isn't this
my brother's dorm?

Dorm.

Dormi... Dormitor...
Dormitorium.

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

DEAN:
Jared! Don't you see the tie?

What?

[ Gasps ] Hank!
I-It's not what you think.

Mnh.
What is...

No.
It is what you think.

Wait.
What do you think it is?

I think you were freezing to
death and did this to survive?

It is what you think?

No.
It's n o t what you think.

W-What...
What were you thinking?

We we re n 't thinking.

You weren't thinking
about me.

That's for sure.

We didn't think
this would happen!

- I don't know what to think.
- [ Down-tempo music plays ]

Holy shit!

Uh, there's a bear behind you.

Oh, good.

You guys see him, too.

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

McMANUS: Thank you
for letting me do this.

DR. MRS. THE MONARCH:
I had to pull a lot of strings,

but under these circumstances,
i-it's the least I can do.

I'm sure our prisoner exchange
sweetened the deal for you.

We will enjoy having Black Strap
back with us.

- Did you torture him?
- Daily.

Got to love those treaties.
[ Sighs ]

I have to warn you...

We adjusted the traitor's...
temperament.

Well, I'll leave you two alone
for a bit.

[ Monitor beeping ]

S-464, are you awake?

I am.

I'm here.

I don't care what you did.
I love you.

Do I know you?

No. No. No.
No.

Your brain!
They screwed with your brain!

- This is Stranger 464.
- Why?

- Why? No. No.
- We have an O.S.I. incursion.

- No.
- Med Unit 3.

No-o-o-o-!

Yep.

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