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[ Rumbling ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Indistinct talking, grunting ]
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He's trying to...
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run away!
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Super!
Run away!
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Aaaah!
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- I'm with you, kid!
- I heard that!
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All right,
you heard the man!
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This is an evacuation, people!
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Go, go, go, go, go!
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White! White!
Come on!
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Get the hell up!
We got to get out of here!
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Dad! Dad?
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If that really is you, stop!
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Listen to me!
You are not a building.
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BROCK: Doc! Doc!
Come in, Doc!
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What the hell's going on
down there?
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Uh, where do you
want me to start?
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Huh?
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Dude!
It's the Morphomobile!
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DR. MRS. THE MONARCH:
The Blue Morpho?
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How is that possible?
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Oh, who fucking cares?!
I'm out of the doghouse!
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PHANTOM LIMB:
Attention, Blue Morpho!
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Oh, shit!
They found me!
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You are surrounded.
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Come out at once
with your hands up
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and face Guild justice.
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[ Panting ]
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[ Grunts ]
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Hunter, I need backup!
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Ven-Tech's under siege
or something!
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No can do, sunshine.
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Had a major breach down
at Dummy Corp.
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All available agents are
currently assisting
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other customers.
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Damn it!
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[ Grunts ]
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No way.
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Uh...
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Who's that, now?
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Gasps ]
It's the Blue Morpho!
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He's come to rescue us!
Wait.
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Holy cats!
Is that...
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No.
It cannot be.
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[ Speaking robotically]
Jonas Venture, where are you?
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[ Electronic music
thumping in distance ]
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Hello? Galacticon?
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Are you in here?
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Gasp!
It is true!
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Ow!
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[ Electricity crackling ]
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Shore Leave, get ready.
We're going.
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Newark.
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My home is in Newark.
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Hello.
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Honey, I am home.
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Darling?
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Aren't you coming to bed?
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In a while, dearest.
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I've got some
work to do in my study.
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Hurry, Kano!
Killer Drone has struck again!
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It's up to the Blue Morpho
to stop him!
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Blue Morpho.
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Blue. Morpho.
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You are the Blue Morpho.
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I am the Blue Morpho.
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Please, Signore Morpho,
I work as-a fast as I can.
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Hurry, Enzo.
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Killer Drone is still
on the loose.
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Jonas Venture,
where are you?
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I see.
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Progressive Biological
Life Extension Module.
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Stand by.
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[ Rumbling stops ]
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Can someone tell me
what the fuck just happened?!
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- Shit!
- [ Thud ]
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Aaaah...
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♪ I still hang around ♪
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- ♪ Neither lost nor found ♪
- Welcome, old friend.
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I wasn't expecting you
to come to my rescue.
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Negative.
Have not come for rescue.
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Seek Jonas Venture
assistance.
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Memory fragmented.
I am confused.
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Hmm.
You look it.
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However did you find me?
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Looked Jonas Venture up
in phone book.
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Acquiring phone book
was most difficult part.
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[ Music stops ]
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Can't seem to get that darn song
out of my head.
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- "Street Life" by the Crusaders.
- I know.
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It's the last thing I remember
before the darkness.
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I've no idea
how long I was out.
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But one fateful day,
I awoke.
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I was unable to move or speak,
but I could see and hear.
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- It's on.
- It's off.
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- It's on.
- Off.
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I tried to communicate
with them.
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They mustn't teach the cadets
Morse code anymore.
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Soon the blackness
came for me again.
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But I knew I was on Gargantua-1.
I built her.
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I could communicate with her!
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We had a miscommunication.
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I was alone, disconnected,
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forced to forage for protein
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as my backup battery
slowly died.
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Until a savior brought me here.
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I know the perfect
place for it!
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Wouldn't think
an office building would have
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more complex hardware
than a space station,
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but it's taken over a year
to learn its systems.
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And then this blasted albino
came out of nowhere.
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I think they're talking
to each other.
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What is this, SCSI?
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I sense great confusion.
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Yeah, you're sensing that
from me.
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Anger. Betrayal.
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Also me.
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You people really need
to start explaining.
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You know this, uh, thing?
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Course.
That's the Blue Morpho.
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You told me
the Blue Morpho died.
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He did.
Plane crash took him in '76.
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Yeah, but your father was having
none of that.
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DR. JONAS VENTURE SR.:
I call him Venturion.
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I call him
an abomination.
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You've gone too far
this time, Jonas.
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I thought you'd all
be pleased.
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I saved our friend's life.
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Yeah, but what kind of life
is this?
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Nah.
This is just wrong.
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W-What part of
"I just performed
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the most amazing feat
of super science"
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are you people
not getting?
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COLONEL GENTLEMAN:
But you know Jonas.
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Within a few months,
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he'd lost interest
in his new toy.
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[ Birds chirping ]
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Then one day,
he just snapped.
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[ Electricity crackling ]
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Error.
Stand by.
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[ Screaming ]
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Memories...
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[ Thunder crashing ]
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No. No.
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- No.
- [ Dog barking ]
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- [ Strained ] Dad?!
- No. No.
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- Help!
- No. No.
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Error. Synapse.
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ACTION MAN: Poor ol' Kano
had to put him down.
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Hasn't spoken a word since.
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BROCK: Doc? Doc?!
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Everybody okay
in there?
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Door's blocked.
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Can't get in.
[ Grunts ]
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Can you open
the security gates?
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Uh, you'd have
to ask my dad.
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Your dad? Wh...
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Aw, shit.
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What do you people want?
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You two stay out of sight.
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I'll find out
what's going on.
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Oh, what,
are you kidding me?
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I want in on this too.
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Look what you're wearing,
you idiot.
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Good point.
We'll, uh, hang back.
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[ Mockingly] "Good point.
We'll hang back."
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We demand entry
this instant!
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You are harboring
a fugitive
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from Guild of
Calamitous Intent justice.
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Yeah, well,
you ain't gettin' in.
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Maybe check your own house
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before you come huffin'
and puffin' at mine.
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Turns out
he's one of yours.
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It's Vendata.
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Councilman 1?
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I thought he got killed
in the Sovereign's purge.
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RED DEATH:
Yep, it's him all right.
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Hey! Down!
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All the more reason
to let us in!
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We had an agreement
with you O.S.I.
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to collaborate
on this manhunt.
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Which you guys crapped all over
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when you hit
Dummy Corp tonight.
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Or you gonna tell me
that wasn't you?
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We did no such thing!
We've been yachting all day.
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Then this Morphomobile
came screaming over the bow...
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Hey, what's the haps?
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Dr. Orpheus held a séance
to unhaunt our house.
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And then Pop found Grandpa
in the PROBLEM Light.
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Whoa! Was his corpse
all rotten and stuff?
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- Or like mummy?
- No, he's still alive.
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What? W...
I want to go meet Grandpa.
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- It's only his head, though.
- Okay, that gives me pause.
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But still...
zombie Grandpa head!
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It ain't safe, Hank.
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Grandpa's head
thought he was your house,
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so he tried to up and run away
with all us inside him.
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And then Blue Robot came down
from the sky in his magic car
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and made Grandpa stop,
but these guys are
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all mad at Blue Robot,
so now Brock is trying...
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Okay, okay, stop.
That's kind of a lot.
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What on earth
would make Vendata
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dress up as the Blue Morpho?
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What do you think, Z?
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Y-You're the one who built him,
aren't you?
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To be completely honest,
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much of that summer of '77
is a blur.
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This was during
my "lost weekend" phase,
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when I teamed up with
Shrill Spector
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and Scary Nilsson
on a monthlong bender.
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We were sky high on
toot and Brandy Alexanders,
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and we were
looking for kicks.
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[ Laughs ]
Hey, guys!
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Let's go menace
Dr. Venture!
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But Jonas was not home.
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So we figured we'd just throw
garbage on his lawn
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and call it an arch.
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And that is
when I found him.
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Vendata?
You found Vendata?
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No, I found Venturion!
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Who the devil
is Venturion?
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A super-cool robot!
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Or so I thought.
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Till I got him back
to my lab
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and took a peek
under the hood
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and found parts
of a real, live guy in there.
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I should have just put
the poor bastard
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out of his misery.
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But then, I never could resist
an opportunity
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to turn one of Dr. Venture's
inventions against him.
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[ Laughs ]
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So I got to work.
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I erased his memory,
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reprogrammed him
for calamitous intent.
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And one sexy makeover later,
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Vendata, as we know him,
was born.
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I was ready
to take on Dr. Venture.
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But I never got the chance.
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Some bungler dropped dime,
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and I got pinched
on a narco rap!
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By the time I escaped
the Singapore supermax,
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Vendata was long gone.
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Well, that explains
exactly jack squat
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about what he's doing inside
dressed as the Blue Morpho.
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Don't you see?
He has come home.
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Vendata is not dressed
as the Blue Morpho.
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The people parts inside of him
were the Blue Morpho!
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Wait, if he used to be
Blue Morpho,
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that would make him
my husband's...
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[ Siren wails ]
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All right, you people,
clear this area.
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- Come on, disperse.
- You can stand down, Officer.
256
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I got this situation
under control.
257
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,354
- I'm with O.S.I.
- O-S-I don't give a shit.
258
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,175
In eight hours,
this circle's gonna be filled
259
00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,156
with people and Underdogs
and Santa and crap.
260
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:01,285
We got to lock it down.
261
00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:04,237
[ Gasps ] The Macy's
Thanksgiving Day Parade.
262
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,079
I forgot all about it!
263
00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,824
Your dad put me in charge
of the Ven-Tech float.
264
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:12,044
Oh, uh, is there
someplace we can go?
265
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,754
I know a diner
around the corner.
266
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:16,920
MONARCH: Ah, clever girl.
She's luring them away.
267
00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,051
Now's our chance.
268
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,714
For what?
To what?
269
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,088
Whoever this Blue Morpho
imposter is,
270
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,634
he's our ticket
out of this mess.
271
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,099
But he had our car.
That means he's seen the cave.
272
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,809
He knows our secret.
273
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:31,647
That's exactly why
we're gonna kill him.
274
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,975
- [ Gas hissing ]
- SGT. HATRED: Nah, nah.
275
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,881
It looks like he's flipping us
the dang bird now.
276
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,318
I need more air
up in those fingers.
277
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:40,530
Come on, people.
278
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,901
I don't know.
Something just comes over me.
279
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,780
In the moment,
it's like I am Enrico Matassa.
280
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:49,202
Or... Or the Bat.
Or Russian Guyovitch.
281
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:50,666
Does that make me crazy?
282
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,000
Am I like the guy
in "Split"?
283
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,586
Yeah, I don't think it's
dissociative identity disorder.
284
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,297
You just have an, um,
an overactive mind.
285
00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:58,836
So, like the guy
in "Split,"
286
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,551
but when he's the guy
in "X-Men."
287
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:02,990
Hey, is that the museum
where everything
288
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:04,014
comes to life at night?
289
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,760
Definitely have A.D.D.,
though.
290
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,053
[ Whirring ]
291
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:09,302
Hey, uh, uh, wait,
wait, wait, wait!
292
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,349
- T-That's my car.
- Sorry, pal.
293
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,762
You're gonna have to pick it up
at the impound. It's at...
294
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:14,919
Yeah, yeah.
I know where it is.
295
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,230
Can I get something
out of my trunk, please?
296
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,103
Fatty needs his insulin.
297
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:25,029
Groovy!
Our archenemies are here.
298
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,447
Blue Morpho,
299
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:30,163
it looks like some evildoers
have entered our lair.
300
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,451
Or we're in for it now,
Jonas.
301
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,034
And they appear to have
a growth ray.
302
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,536
Oh, God.
This is...
303
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,413
Why did I ever let you
talk me into...
304
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:38,629
What was I thinking?
305
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,125
Jill St. John
and Stella Stevens, man.
306
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,342
What's to think about?
307
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,427
But I... I love my wife.
308
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:47,263
We're... We're trying to have
a kid, for God's sake, and...
309
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:48,758
We're not having any luck,
310
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,725
and I [Sobbing]
I think it might be my fault.
311
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:54,938
Don't beat yourself up, B.M.
It's almost never the fella.
312
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,604
But science is doing
wonderful things
313
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,271
with fertility these days.
314
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,270
- Really?
- Oh, sure.
315
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,022
Say, you should have
the little woman
316
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:06,616
swing by my compound
for a thorough examination.
317
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,531
You...
You think you can help her?
318
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,074
Oh, I know I can.
319
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:13,324
My science is quite potent.
320
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,950
Bad friend.
321
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,372
I came through, didn't I?
322
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,370
You had a child
within the year.
323
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,817
[ Normal voice ] Sure,
but you took Kano
324
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,753
as payment
for your services.
325
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,671
And you hung that tape
over my head for years
326
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,544
to get me to do
your dirty work!
327
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,844
I need you to make
the Mirror Miser disappear.
328
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,762
I need you to seduce Dr. Z.
329
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,304
I'm fresh out of plutonium.
330
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:35,225
Well, look who's starting
to sound like his old self.
331
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,472
You remember!
332
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:39,975
See, old friend?
I'm still helping you.
333
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:43,070
PHANTOM LIMB: Hmm, what...
what's good here?
334
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,063
Try the Patti LuPone Melt.
335
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,862
The usual, with the Side by Side
Salad by Sondheim
336
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,235
instead of fries, please.
337
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:52,488
- Ah, come here often, do you?
- Used to.
338
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,114
Back in the dark ages,
339
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,492
when Sovereign took
the Guild underground.
340
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:59,210
Bunch of us'd meet up here
every week to talk shop.
341
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,171
There was me, Stab Girl,
342
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:04,508
Laugh Riot, Mr. Fahrenheit
the Supersonic Man.
343
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,752
Hate-Bit, and Vendata.
344
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,595
We were the new wave
of villains.
345
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,682
Young guns, champing at the bit
to make our own mark.
346
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:14,517
I don't remember who
first suggested the idea.
347
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,227
Probably started
as a joke.
348
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,349
We should just go up there
and arch the big man himself.
349
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,645
What's stopping us?
350
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,063
Oh, only the Sovereign
351
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,903
and a thousand crew,
and, you know, space.
352
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,774
[ Scoffs ] Now I know
why they call you Laugh Riot.
353
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,150
RED DEATH: [ Snorts ]
354
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,026
But Vendata wasn't laughing.
355
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:34,075
No, he suddenly got this
real serious look on his face.
356
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,869
RED MANTLE:
Did he have any other look?
357
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,038
The man was
a genuine "cy-bore."
358
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,957
He was a tactical genius.
359
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,547
He figured out a way
just six ragtag villains
360
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,291
could hijack
the ninth wonder of the world.
361
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,589
Because he calculated
the precise time
362
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:53,091
the entire Gargantua crew could
all be found in one place.
363
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,593
Extra! Extra!
It's movie night!
364
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,562
BROCK: Wait a minute!
I call bullshit.
365
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,306
You're talking about
the Movie Night Massacre,
366
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,149
the night
Jonas Venture died?
367
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,143
That wasn't part
of our plan.
368
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:08,147
The massacre...
That wasn't us.
369
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,614
Yeah, no kidding.
370
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,324
Because every O.S.I. grunt
371
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,819
knows it was SPHINX
killed Jonas Venture.
372
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,321
[ Laughs ] Yeah.
373
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,823
You guys'll believe anything.
374
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,370
Sovereign knew that.
375
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:22,165
So instead of executing us
when he found out
376
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:25,255
how our unsanctioned raid
went south,
377
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,591
he made lemonade.
378
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,877
That set off
the Pyramid Wars.
379
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,345
I got recruited
to fight in those.
380
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,216
[ Laughs ] Yes, and you did
one heck of a job.
381
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,684
Wiped our competition
right off the map.
382
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,895
[ Laughs ]
Look at that.
383
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,014
I have never
actually seen a man
384
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:45,268
realize his whole life
has been a lie.
385
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,770
So if it wasn't you, and it
wasn't SPHINX, who did it?
386
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,864
I have my theories.
387
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,449
[ Gasps ]
Venturion?
388
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:53,943
Negative. Vendata.
389
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,694
You will comply
with my demands
390
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:58,994
or will broadcast this,
video documentation,
391
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,367
Jonas Venture,
acts of sexual depravity
392
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,164
in company of one
Blue Morpho.
393
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,629
- [ Chuckles ]
- Fail to see humor.
394
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:08,999
[ Laughs ]
Oh, you poor deluded half-man.
395
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,593
You are the Blue Morpho.
396
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,008
Negative.
Am Vendata.
397
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,506
You're confused, old chum.
398
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,429
Someone's been monkeying
with your programming.
399
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:19,768
Let me help you.
400
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,934
Negative! Stay back!
Or will open bay doors.
401
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,022
Entire crew
will be terminated.
402
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,312
No, they won't.
403
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:29,937
Because my friend would
never do such a thing.
404
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:33,611
He was a good man, a hero,
and he's still in there.
405
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,985
Now I'm off
to the picture show.
406
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,077
You're welcome to join me,
old friend.
407
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,697
If not, well,
408
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,449
I trust you remember
the way out.
409
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:45,749
But I was wrong about you,
wasn't I?
410
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:46,961
You pulled that lever
411
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,796
and killed us all,
didn't you?
412
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:49,925
Didn't you?!
413
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,458
I... I...
414
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:54,052
ACTION MAN: Team Venture
missed the previews.
415
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,263
Hate missing
the beginning of a movie.
416
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:59,007
What kind of man takes an hour
to pick out an outfit?
417
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,011
You're worse than Jeanie,
Horace!
418
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:05,184
But we sure as hell caught
the main attraction.
419
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,023
DR. VENTURE: Yeah.
I'm a little confused.
420
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,268
There was nothing in the report
about an explosion.
421
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:12,692
And yet when you found him,
he was like this?
422
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,109
Just a head?
423
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,700
[ Grunts ]
He's frozen solid!
424
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:19,615
- We've lost him, Rodney.
- Don't you say that.
425
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,909
We just need to get him
into the PROBLEM.
426
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,898
- Yeah. Found him like that.
- Yeah.
427
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,504
KANO: Uh-huh.
428
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:33,626
H-Hey, those two overheating
there or something?
429
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,878
Something smells...
430
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,050
- Rodney?
- Toast!
431
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,389
Rodney!
What's wrong with you?
432
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,077
Oh, my God, is he having
a heart attack?
433
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,892
- A stroke.
- Oh, my God!
434
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,748
We have to get him
to the hospital right now.
435
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,139
How?
We're stuck in here.
436
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,892
Dad! Hello?!
Snap out of it.
437
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,984
We need you
to open the doors.
438
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,856
[ Sighs ] It was like this
when he was alive too.
439
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,232
No attention whatsoever.
440
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:57,647
Dude, will you get
over yourself?
441
00:17:57,702 --> 00:18:00,536
Count Chocula!
Use your voodoo to teleport him!
442
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,325
I am not a...
443
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,698
I-I can't.
I...
444
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,826
I know what to do.
445
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,702
QUIZBOY: What, run away?
Typical.
446
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,778
Yeah, I don't think
that's gonna help.
447
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,798
[ Grunts ]
448
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,588
Hey, looks like
something's wrong
449
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,961
with one of the old dudes.
450
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,176
- #21: What?
- I don't know.
451
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,463
Old people stuff.
452
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,807
- What's fake Blue Morpho doing?
- MONARCH: Nothing.
453
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,893
He's just standing there with
his hand in a refrigerator.
454
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:28,059
Dude! I... I think
he might be a robot.
455
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,807
Maybe your dad made
life model decoys of himself.
456
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,686
Like Nick Fury in
"Strange Tales" number 135.
457
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,357
Yeah, pretty sure
we would have noticed
458
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:36,849
one of those lying
around the cave.
459
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,986
Hey.
I think I'm stuck.
460
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,235
BROCK:
So we're all in agreement.
461
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,157
O.S.I. and the Guild
462
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,246
will take joint custody
of Vendata.
463
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:48,412
He'll be disassembled
for the murder of Jonas Venture
464
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,126
and the crimes of Blue Morpho.
465
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,836
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
466
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,125
Check, please.
467
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,374
[ Grunting ]
Watch his head.
468
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:58,047
Okay, we're clear!
469
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:01,422
All right.
Hold still.
470
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,552
Maggie's drawers, Whitey!
471
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:04,684
Sorry!
472
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,348
Sorry! All right, I got this.
Hang on.
473
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,014
Officer! Officer!
474
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,733
This man needs help!
We must get him to hospital!
475
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,399
Aaaaaah!
476
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,522
Holy crap!
Aw, they're gonna get eaten!
477
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,739
You suck, White!
478
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,154
No, no!
I can work with this.
479
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:26,030
O insect friend,
thou beast who scuttles,
480
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,909
avail us to lend your six legs
as shuttle.
481
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,171
[ Grunts ]
482
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,421
Hyah!
483
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,958
Wow.
They didn't even hesitate.
484
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,585
It's like
they've done that before.
485
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,337
DR. JONAS VENTURE SR.:
They were one heck of a team.
486
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,473
Dad?
487
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:44,760
Down here, Rust!
488
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,554
I'm using Venturion's antenna
489
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,348
to speak to your watch
wirelessly
490
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,266
via the 2.4 gigahertz
frequency.
491
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,856
Yeah, Wi-Fi, Dad.
We call that the Wi-Fi.
492
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,020
Fun! Now listen
very carefully, son.
493
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,360
I need you to do something
for me while he's distracted.
494
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:58,695
You, little boy...
495
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,940
I overhead you say you were
a neurogeneticist?
496
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,862
It's Billy.
And I'm not a little boy.
497
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,780
Super!
Billy, I'm going to need you
498
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,370
to transplant my brain
into Venturion...
499
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,581
temporarily, of course,
until Rusty and I can
500
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,541
get the ol' clone program
up and running.
501
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,251
Wait, no.
That'll kill him.
502
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,711
I took a Hippocratic oath.
503
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,832
I didn't!
[ Laughs maniacally]
504
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:18,967
Ah, geez.
505
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,215
Step away from the...
What did you call it?
506
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,258
- #21: Life model decoy!
- Right!
507
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,428
Step away from the...
Whoa. Is that your dad?
508
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,348
I'm telling you,
it couldn't have been me.
509
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,095
I'd remember that.
510
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,348
Wait.
What are you looking at?
511
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,483
N-Nothing.
512
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:36,609
Finish your thought.
513
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,444
What are you up to
out there?
514
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,150
- [ Crackling ]
- [ Screaming ]
515
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,948
M-Malcom?
516
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,366
- Uh, w-what?
- [ Scoffs ] Malcom?
517
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:52,457
[ Screaming ]
518
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,666
[ Indistinct shouting ]
519
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,786
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
520
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,207
What the fuck
did you call me?
521
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,797
Who the hell are you?
522
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,339
Blue bastard!
Don't ruin this for me!
523
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,178
Son of a...
524
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,969
[ Screaming ]
525
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,018
[ Screaming continues ]
526
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,065
Awesome!
527
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,989
Are you guys gonna do that
in the parade?
528
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,201
Get out of the way!
529
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,157
[ Grunts ]
530
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,660
Daddy? D-Daddy?
531
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,334
[ Crackling, hissing ]
532
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,874
You!
533
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,171
You got him!
534
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,762
I... Yeah, I, uh, got him.
535
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:51,179
Heh.
I killed the Blue Morpho. Heh.
536
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,310
[ Sirens wailing ]
537
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,179
Oh, and I kicked
Jonas Venture's ass too.
538
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,918
[ Marching band playing ]
539
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,386
DEAN: Huh.
Is it safe to be up here?
540
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:31,848
[ Scoffs ] Not according to
that know-it-all fire marshal.
541
00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:35,060
But there was no way in hell
I was giving up this view.
542
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:38,305
Dad, I wish you could see this,
but you're dead. Again.
543
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,601
Oh, hey, speaking of.
544
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,191
O.S.I. wants the head
for research and crap.
545
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,319
You cool with that?
546
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:46,397
Don't you fret now, Rose.
Old Rodney will pull through.
547
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:49,866
This ain't his first rodeo.
Or his first coma.
548
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:53,078
Come on, think about it, O.
It's perfect for us.
549
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,913
Three floors,
a garage for the Triadmobile.
550
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:56,958
Blood Vessel.
551
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,667
Plus, it's got
a Dr. Strange window.
552
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:00,795
Oh.
553
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:02,662
[ Gasps ]
Here he comes!
554
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,460
And don't look now.
555
00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,549
Here comes Rusty Venture,
556
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:08,794
star of
"The Rusty Venture Show."
557
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:10,740
ANNOUNCER #2: The newest
addition to the parade,
558
00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:12,801
Rusty is proudly
sponsored by...
559
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:15,220
Whoa!
Oh, my God! Look out!
560
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,719
ANNOUNCER #1: Ladies and
gentlemen, they've lost control.
561
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:19,471
Oh, this is...
This is terrible, folks.
562
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,501
ANNOUNCER #2: This is not what
the Pilgrims had in mind!
563
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,295
ANNOUNCER #1: If you have
young children in the room,
564
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,685
please turn the channel.
565
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,115
Toast!
566
00:23:29,165 --> 00:23:33,715
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