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Morning, honey.
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Hardly. Must be nice
getting to sleep in.
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You know, some of us have
to work around here.
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What? I work around here!
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Who do you think supervises this?!
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All day long, it's "Se�or Monarch,
where do I put this?
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Se�or Monarch,
eggshell or semi-gloss?"
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This is work!
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Uh, I wasn't doing you, Manolo.
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DR. MRS. THE MONARCH:
I'm talking about your real work.
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You haven't arched in weeks.
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Yeah, 'cause you won't let me!
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It's not me!
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Venture's a level 10
Protagonist now.
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You are only at a level 4.
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And you promised to bump me up!
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How am I supposed to
do that when all you do
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is lie around in your robe all day
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and party all night long
with your henchman?
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- Well, at least he's loyal.
- [GROANS]
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You got to meet me halfway here.
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Hire more henchmen,
build a new cocoon,
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and go arch someone else
for just a little while!
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That worked out great last time.
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Then rob a bank,
ransom an heiress or something.
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Show the council-- No, show me
you're better than a 4.
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Hey, when you married me, it was
for better or worse,
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not better than 4.
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I married the Monarch.
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I don't even know
who this person is.
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D-Do you need a hug?
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To the Morpho cave!
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[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
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Mm.
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[SNIFFS]
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Huh?
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Ohh! The fuck?
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[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
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WARRIANA:
Hey, there's coffee.
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Ah. Thanks.
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Hey, I wasn't trying to
sneak out or anything.
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Uh, you looked busy, and I, uh,
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didn't want to scuff
your nice floor.
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Okay, look, about last night...
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What? Oh, you're still here?
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Let's make that coffee to go, huh,
Heracles?
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[GEARS GRINDING]
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HANK:
[SNIFFS] Whoa!
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He smells awful!
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And this is coming from someone
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who's smelled a lot
of dead archenemies.
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Ohh! Whew!
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You know, I've had dreams about
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you in an outfit like this, Fraulein.
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[GROANS]
Knock it off, Venture!
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You're in a lot of trouble.
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This wasn't just some
anonymous henchman
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that you could bury
in your flower bed.
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Haranguetan was
a top-level nemesis.
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Well, what?
I had nothing to do with this.
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- Ask Billy. He saw the whole thing.
- Oh, please.
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This had "Death by Samson"
written all over it.
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Oh, speak of the devil.
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- Samson.
- Huh?
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- [DRAMATIC NOTE PLAYS]
- Oh, shit!
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[SIGHS]
Damn it.
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At ease.
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We're just here for the body.
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Your handiwork I take it.
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Huh? No.
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I, uh, smacked him up
a bit, sure,
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but his head was still screwed on
straight when I left.
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Well, then you won't mind
if I take a look
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at your surveillance tapes
to confirm that.
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You touch our tapes,
and they'll be
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pulling you out
of that hole next.
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[INHALES DEEPLY]
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Bag him up and
move him out, people.
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- We're done here.
- [BOTH GRUNT]
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What? You too? Ick!
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Like father, like son.
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I'm not interested, junior.
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But those were for Uncle Hatred.
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HENCHMAN: If we could just get
your Dr. Hancock on these,
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we'll be out of your hair.
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Oh, no, please, keep it --
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courtesy of the new
Guild of Calamitous Intent.
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And should you ever have
any issues with our service,
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please feel free to call
our helpful hate-line.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Brock, why are you
walking like that?
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Is it a side effect
of the God Gas?
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Are you experiencing anal leakage?
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- I don't need another olestra on my hands.
- No, Doc, I-- Maybe, actually.
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Chairman! Oh, there you are.
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The good ship Ven-Tech's
hit a bit of a P.R. iceberg.
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Ye got to see this.
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[MOANS]
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Whoa! Is this real life?
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PETE: Y-You're okay, pally.
It's just from the God Gas.
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[SCREAMING]
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I feel funny.
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- Why is this happening to me?
- [LAUGHTER]
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This one can't hold his God Gas!
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- Look at him.
- [SCOTTISH ACCENT] Oh, horrible.
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- [LAUGHTER]
- Keep it down! Oh, my head.
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- Oh, man!
- What's so funny?
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What are you looking at?
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Oh, my God!
Is that from last night?
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Take that down!
Take it down immediately!
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No way! We got like
80,000 hits already.
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- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- Wrong -- 80,001!
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Well, I think you
look just adorable.
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- [RINGING CONTINUES]
- Hey-- Hey, Billy, are you hungry?
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- [LAUGHTER]
- Mom!
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They're picking on me!
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William, there's a Nazi
here to see you.
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[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
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[WHIRRING]
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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[WHIRRING STOPS]
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Uh, m-mayor's office?
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What the "F"?
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Hey, what's this one do?
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Uh, Blue Morpho backscratcher?
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Mm. Oh, sweet.
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All right, check it out.
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I spent all morning
putting together a handy chart
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for everyone currently
in line to arch Venture.
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So, Wide Wale's
Venture's primary, right?
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But he's ceded sub-arching rights to
these other level 10's
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through the Guild's
"Fiends & Family Plan."
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- Now, they, in turn, each have to--
- Blah-blah-blah!
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Why aren't you using
the big computer?
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Because this Nixon-era fossil's
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got less memory
than a Speak & Spell!
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And there's no internet
because there was no internet.
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Hmm, might need to upgrade,
then -- get some new Morpho, eh?
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How long do you plan on doing this?
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Till every one of them is dead.
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Aw, dude, come on.
There's got to be another way.
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I am not a murderer.
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You were last night.
All right, that was an accident.
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Dead men can't arch -- or rat on us.
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Hey, should we kill Manolo?
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What? Dude!
Wh-why?
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'Cause he's seen
the secret cave.
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I'm pretty sure he's
padding his invoices.
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He does quality work!
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- You're paying for the quality!
- All right, all right, fine!
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We can't do anything until we get
the Morpho-mobile
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out of the impound, anyway.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
So, Kano,
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my ample accomplice,
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- to the Morpho-scooters!
- [DRAMATIC NOTE PLAYS]
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Oh, yeah, that's brilliant.
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Then we have to go
back for those tomorrow.
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They're not gonna fit
in the trunk, you know?
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- All right, to the Morpho-copter!
- [DRAMATIC NOTE PLAYS]
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Nope, don't have one.
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Eh, damn it!
What do we got for this?
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Metro cards.
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DR. MRS. THE MONARCH:
The Quizboy claims
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Venture and Brock weren't present
when Haranguetan was murdered,
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but he was really
foggy on the details.
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Not surprising, considering
the boy was hippy-flipping
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on Doc Venture's
Good Time Goof Gas.
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He said the killer was
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a "handsome masked avenger,
resplendent in blue."
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The blue something --
"Blue Morpho."
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Name ring a bell?
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Only funeral bells.
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The Blue Morpho's
been dead for decades.
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There can only be
one explanation!
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- Ghost ninja!
- Time tunnel!
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There is a new Blue Morpho.
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That, or the lad
could've been hallucinatin'.
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Yeah, or just straight up lyin'!
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Well, yes, those could also work.
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Well, if I could just get a hold of
Venture's surveillance tapes,
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we'd know for sure,
but he won't budge.
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Think I might can help you
out there, Councilwoman.
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What? You're gonna
change his mind?
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Let's just say I left a few bugs
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in his place last time
I paid a visit.
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The Ventures can't hide nothin'
from old Wide Wale.
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All right, e-mail me if you
find anything, Councilman.
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In the meantime,
I have to break the news
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to the widow Haranguetan.
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Why didn't anyone tell me
we could just hologram in?
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[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
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[SIGHS]
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Sigh.
Yeah, these are never easy.
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The bereaved can often
become volatile --
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lots of "blame the messenger."
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Ohh, remember
Man Grenade's widow?
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Yes, oh, I still can't
go through metal detectors.
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Maybe you two
should wait in the car.
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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Ugh.
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[SCOTTISH ACCENT]
We're all paid up.
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- Pardon?
- Our dues -- we're paid up.
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You're from the Guild, ain't ya?
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Y-yes, but I'm-- I'm not here
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about your dues,
Mrs. Haranguetan.
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Battleaxe.
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- S-Sorry.
- It's me name.
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Take enough shit from that
no-account husband --
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I'll not take his name, as well.
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Oh, uh, okay, um,
about your husband--
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Whatever he's done,
I don't know nothin' 'bout it.
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Ain't seen hide nor hair
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of the worthless bastard
since Tuesday last.
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[INHALES DEEPLY]
Mrs. Haranguetan--
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B-Battleaxe, your husband is dead.
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[CRYING]
Oh, no, oh, no!
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Not me Ronnie!
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Ooh, not me sweetheart!
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- Say it ain't so.
- A drink on the house!
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To Haranguetan!
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ALL: [SLURRING]
Haranguetan!
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Fuck off, the lot of yous.
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The, um, Council would like
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- to express its sincerest... apologies.
- Who done him in?
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We don't know yet, but I assure
you the Council is d--
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I have no use for your bloody
assurances,
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so kindly leave us the keys
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to the Haranguetank
and be on your way.
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His what?
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Haranguetank! His battle van,
what'd ya think?
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Never arches without it.
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There wasn't any--
We didn't even find--
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Well, you'd better
bloody well find it, then.
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What do I pay
me bloody dues for?
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[SOBBING]
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It's all I've left of him.
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Sure, his breath was crap,
and he beat me
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when he was in his cups,
but I loved him!
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And he loved that Haranguetank.
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[SIGHS]
I'I-- I'll see what I can do.
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"All great things
must first wear
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terrifying and monstrous
masks in order
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to inscribe themselves
on the hearts of humanity."
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Who said that? Anyone?
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Think, my children.
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No need to answer at once.
[CHUCKLES]
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No matter.
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Philosophy is not about the
rote memorization
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and regurgitation of facts.
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- It is about--
- [DEVICE BEEPS]
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[CHUCKLES EVILLY]
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Well, that will be all for today,
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my eager, young small brains.
254
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Please leave your papers on my desk
255
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as you wander off to your
unexamined lives
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of gravity bongs, ceaseless tweets,
257
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and date rapery.
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Mr. Venture, a moment, please.
259
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[CLEARS THROAT]
Um, yes, sir? Professor Nidaba?
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I've read your paper.
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- Wh-When? I just put it on the--
- Just now.
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In addition to the multiple
doctorates I hold
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from Stanford, Cambridge,
the Sorbonne, et alia,
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I am in possession
of a certificate of completion
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from the Evelyn Wood Program.
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The point is your paper
is truly terrible.
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Oh, uh, but--
268
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Mr. Venture, you are one
of my brightest pupils this semester,
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but you seem... distracted.
270
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Is there trouble at home?
271
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Well, a-a guy broke in
272
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with a metal whale monster
the other day,
273
00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,216
and then some "yelly" guy
broke in last night.
274
00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,342
But, well, he died.
275
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,803
As I suspected, the soot
on your right shoe --
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industrial concrete of a grade
used in skyscrapers
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with trace amounts
of Carrara marble --
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Indisputable evidence
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00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,812
of a whale-sized hole in your lobby.
280
00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,301
Wow, good eye.
281
00:10:05,468 --> 00:10:07,649
Furthermore, your clothing
bears a faint odor of antiseptic.
282
00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,442
You visited a hospital this morning.
283
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,569
A thin residue of pollen
on your left cuff
284
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tells me you brought flowers.
285
00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,948
Whoa, that's amazing!
286
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:17,867
I merely interpret the data,
and the data tells me
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00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:21,287
that your chaotic home life is
a distraction from your studies.
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I suggest you avoid
your domicile altogether
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this evening,
say, between the hours
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of 9:00 and 10:30 p.m. --
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that you might better focus,
eh, for tomorrow's exam.
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O-oh, w-well, okay, Dr. Nidaba.
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Thank you.
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I'll sure take all your advice.
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Mm, excellent.
296
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[LAUGHS EVILLY]
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"All great things must first wear
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terrifying and monstrous masks."
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[CHUCKLES]
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Nietzsche.
It was Friedrich Nietzsche.
301
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,487
How did they not know that?
302
00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,365
DR. MRS. THE MONARCH:
Well, the good news is
303
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,284
- I've located your, um, Haranguetank.
- [KEYBOARD CLACKING]
304
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,411
You've had about 50 unpaid
tickets on the thing,
305
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,037
so the NYPD towed it.
306
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,914
- So that's it, then?
- Yeah, that's it.
307
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,250
You just go down to the impound,
pay the fine, drive it home.
308
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,168
[SOBBING]
309
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:12,422
Once again, the Guild wishes
to express its most sincere c--
310
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,215
Are-- Are you okay?
311
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:17,218
I just don't know if I should
be driving
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in me state of emotions.
313
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:23,391
Oh, uh, do you need me
to go with you?
314
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:24,726
Ooh, would you?
315
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,060
Oh, you're a star.
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00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,062
Let me just go put me face on.
[LAUGHS]
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- [SIGHS]
- [BAR DOOR SWINGS OPEN]
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00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:33,109
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
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00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,904
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
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00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:36,863
Mm.
321
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,865
[BEEPS]
322
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,575
[TOILET FLUSHES]
323
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,077
BATTLEAXE:
All right, Poshna, I'm ready.
324
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:46,789
Let's go get us a Haranguetank!
325
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,085
Can I help you?
326
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,630
Yes, you have my car.
327
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,298
License and registration.
328
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,300
But of course.
Here's my license!
329
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,093
- Oh!
- And here's my registration!
330
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:02,305
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
331
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:05,475
- [BUZZER]
- Oh.
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00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,477
Attack!
333
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,646
PIRATE CAPTAIN:
Nah, nah, nah, Ms. Warrington.
334
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,481
Uh, this whole God Gas business
335
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,983
has been blown way out of proportion.
336
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,654
But, Pirate Captain,
the video is clear proof
337
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:21,157
that Venture Techno-Industries
is engaging in illegal
338
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,827
and unethical mind-control
experiments on human subjects.
339
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,288
No, no, no, twas a private
joke video made
340
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:30,500
by a couple of extremely low-level
employees
341
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,502
in one of our wee subdivisions.
342
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:37,131
For the record, Ven-Tech is not
working on no God Gas.
343
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,925
DR. VENTURE:
Well, I hope you enjoyed
344
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:41,844
your $200 million cheeseburger,
345
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:45,139
because our stock dropped
50 points today!
346
00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,558
My fault? How is it my fault?
347
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,352
What? Who's that? White?
348
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,187
Tell him no,
we are not taking God Gas
349
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,522
to the Science Now conference.
350
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,190
[POWERING UP]
351
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,483
Billy, I'll call ya back.
352
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:56,985
- Pirate Captain, the--
- What? Let me finish!
353
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,362
- [EXPLOSION]
- Now, no, I've been taken out of context.
354
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:00,655
- [ALARM BLARING]
- But Pirate Captain--
355
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,031
Well, you have to
give me a chance to...
356
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,492
[SIGHS]
Where the hell is it?
357
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,411
- He said it'd be here.
- I don't know. Hang on!
358
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:07,996
I'm gonna check the next aisle.
359
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,872
- I think I see something blue.
- Hurry up!
360
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,041
The poison in those darts
is from the '70s.
361
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,211
If it didn't kill him, the guard might
wake up any minute feeling groovy!
362
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,963
[GROANS]
363
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,256
Ah!
364
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:19,507
What the...
365
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,092
- Oh, oh, lady!
- [WAR CRIES]
366
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,385
What is wrong with you?!
367
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,053
All you had to do
is pay the ticket!
368
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,681
I hate fuckin' coppers.
369
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,057
[GAGGING, COUGHING]
370
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,685
Greetings, Dr. Venture.
371
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:33,062
I am Think Tank,
372
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,398
and I will be your
nemesis this evening.
373
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:38,192
Uh.. Brock?
374
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:39,819
I know, Doc, I'm on it.
375
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,738
Just get to the panic room, stat.
376
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,699
Uh, not really an option.
377
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,035
Sit, Dr. Venture. Please.
378
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:50,246
I do apologize for the rather
theatrical entrance,
379
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:54,042
but I find a bold opening always
makes for a more spirited game.
380
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:57,920
And I intend to enjoy ours
to the fullest.
381
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,423
The Guild has of late
seen fit to mismatch me
382
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:03,092
against a procession
of muscle-bound subhumans
383
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,763
and caped half-wits,
but in you, my good doctor,
384
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:10,058
I finally have an adversary worthy
385
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:13,269
of my prodigious intellect.
386
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,563
So, shall we match wits?
387
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:16,606
What?
Oh.
388
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,066
[CHUCKLES]
I don't really play.
389
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,400
Oh, you-- You don't?
390
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,777
More of a Parcheesi man.
391
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,904
Got one of those
in your little glove box?
392
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,280
Oh. Oh, dear.
393
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,741
I can't say
this isn't a disappointment.
394
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:27,950
I had this whole thing planned.
395
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,118
Look, could we move this along?
396
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,912
I've already been arched
twice this week,
397
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,330
and, frankly, it's getting old.
398
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,123
- What do you want?
- Ah.
399
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,626
What does any man want,
Dr. Venture?
400
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,295
Nietzsche once wrote,
"The true man wants dan--"
401
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,255
Oh, Jesus, all right!
That's it.
402
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,590
[DIALING]
403
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,258
Who-- Who are you calling?
404
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,760
Guild of Calamitous Intent.
405
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,638
Uh, yes, hi.
This is Dr. Thaddeus S. Venture.
406
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,515
I'd like to register a complaint.
407
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,308
Ah, you want customer service.
408
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,394
Please hold while I connect you.
409
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,771
Customer service. Debbie speaking.
410
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,398
Wha-- Oh, hi, Debbie?
411
00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,650
- This is Dr. Thaddeus S. Venture.
- [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
412
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,152
- I have an issue with a new arch you sent me.
- Ah, here comes your knight.
413
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,530
So it's to be the King's
Indian defense, is it?
414
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,490
And you said you didn't play.
415
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,453
Hmm?
416
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,830
[WAR CRIES]
417
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,456
Hmm.
418
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,542
- [GRUNTING]
- This is getting ridiculous.
419
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,502
How am I supposed to get
any work done around here
420
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,003
when these clowns
keeps showing up?
421
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,172
And this new one, he's a talker.
422
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,508
Well, we're very sorry to hear
you're dissatisfied
423
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,343
with your service, Dr. Venture.
424
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,678
Would you mind holding while
425
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,430
I pull up the details of your account?
426
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,390
- Uh--
- [ELECTRONIC LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYS]
427
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,558
[SIGHS]
428
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,017
[CLINKING]
429
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:38,146
- Oh! Oh. Oh, God.
- No, still smells of him.
430
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:41,190
[CHUCKLES]
Whiskey, cheap Chinese cigarettes,
431
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,859
and the sweat of a man
432
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,111
who may or may not
have been part ape.
433
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,988
This is the Haranguetank?
434
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,115
Aye, home sweet home.
435
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,908
Can I get you something?
Whiskey?
436
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,535
No, I think we should just go.
437
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,662
- Wait, you live in this thing?
- Aah! Ow!
438
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:55,872
[RUSTLING]
What was that?
439
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,373
[GASPS]
Parkies on patrol!
440
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,542
[GROANS]
Owie.
441
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,586
Psst! Quit screwing around!
442
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:02,879
Found it.
443
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,047
[GLUG! GLUG! GLUG!]
444
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,215
DR. MRS. THE MONARCH:
You?!
445
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,217
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
446
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,969
[WHIMPERS]
447
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,888
Wait here.
448
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,057
Ha! Too slow that time, Stink Tank.
449
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,895
Looks like we got ourselves
a good old-fashioned stalemate.
450
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,062
No, we do not.
451
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,898
Your position is untenable,
Mr. Samson.
452
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,317
I need only to increase
my force field's power
453
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,235
to sever your brachial artery.
454
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,571
Yeah? Then you'd be drowning
in my blood.
455
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,406
Ha! Now who's untenable?
456
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,159
I have a high-velocity cannon
pointed at your chest.
457
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:35,161
I could dodge it.
458
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,163
[ELECTRONIC LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYS]
459
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,956
Come on, come on.
460
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,541
HENCHMAN:
Sorry to keep you waiting.
461
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,876
Oh, thank God.
Look, I've been--
462
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,420
Did you now you can now pay
your Guild dues online?
463
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,796
- Damn it to hell!
- Simply log in...
464
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,717
- So what?
- [GASPS]
465
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,345
- You're stalking me now?
- Wha-- What? No.
466
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,721
- Dude, I'm just--
- Relax.
467
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,556
I'm just messing with you.
468
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,935
Hey, so, [SIGHS] sorry
if I was weird this morning.
469
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,062
It's cool. I think this
makes us even.
470
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,105
I'm just not one
for pillow talk, you know?
471
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,775
I-I've got a lot
going on right now, what,
472
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:09,028
with my career, my alter ego,
my alter ego's career--
473
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,489
Yeah, I kind of got a lot
going on myself right now.
474
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,991
- That Think Tank guy just--
- Whoa, whoa, Think Tank?
475
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,618
Oh, do not even tell me
476
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:19,622
that pompous son of a Gorgon
is messing with my man.
477
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,086
I know who you are, Blue Morpho!
478
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,213
Come on out, coward!
479
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,631
Show yourself!
480
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,967
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
481
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,762
BATTLEAXE: Ohh, flamin' Nora,
what's keepin' the woman?
482
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:37,056
[GULPS]
483
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:42,645
Well, Posh Pattie won't mind
if we just check our e-mails.
484
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,981
What's this, then?
[GASPS]
485
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:49,610
[CRYING] Oh, there you are,
me big strappin' husband.
486
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,488
[NORMAL VOICE] Ooh, look at how
handsome you are in your leathers.
487
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,865
DR. MRS. THE MONARCH:
I am going to fucking kill you.
488
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:55,992
Do you hear me?
489
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,493
- What is your wife doing here?
- Hello?
490
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,954
I do not know.
491
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,706
I know you're in there.
492
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,457
If you're trying to hide,
you shouldn't have picked
493
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,835
a place with your
big fuckin' face on it.
494
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,003
She kind of has a point.
495
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,629
Shut up and get us out of here.
496
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,006
[ENGINE STARTS]
497
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,716
Nice try, but you're not gonna get
498
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,551
very far with that boot on your car.
499
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:17,346
Now come out of there
with your hands up.
500
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,473
BATTLEAXE: Ooh!
[GASPS]
501
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,809
Oh, I can't watch!
[CRYING]
502
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:24,145
Do you hear me?
I'm not fucking with you!
503
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,980
You have three seconds.
504
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:29,358
Hold on a tick.
505
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,359
One...
506
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,527
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
507
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,280
BATTLEAXE:
Oh, you...
508
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,240
...two...
509
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:39,535
Ooh, you're a sly one.
510
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,537
- ...three.
- [BULLET RICOCHETS]
511
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,622
- Aah!
- Oh! Oh!
512
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,208
Oh, my God, oh, my God!
What's happening?
513
00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:49,962
- What? Oh, oh! Hey!
- Aah!
514
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,010
[ENGINE STARTS]
515
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,970
- BATTLEAXE: Venture!
- [TIRES SCREECH]
516
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,893
HENCHMAN:
Okay, Dr. Venture,
517
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,062
now I'm going to give you
your case number.
518
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,065
You will need to keep it handy
in case we get disconnected.
519
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,566
Do you have a pen?
520
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,567
Uh, yeah, hang on.
521
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,402
- G-O-F-6-2-2.
- Hang--hang on.
522
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,029
Oh, come on.
523
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,072
- [CHUCKLES]
- Sucker.
524
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,907
Follow that
Blue... Morpho Mobile.
525
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,369
[ENGINE STARTS, TIRES SQUEAL]
526
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:22,411
Uh, hello?
527
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,871
[GROANS]
528
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,665
All right, think guy.
529
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,917
If you're such a super genius,
can you think of a way
530
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,503
to get cheap pen
out of expensive speedsuit?
531
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,587
[METAL CLANGS]
532
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,756
Ah, didn't see that move
coming, did you?
533
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,425
We call that an
"in your face checkmate."
534
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,095
Well, I call it an "unsanctioned
team-up."
535
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,222
[GRUNTS]
The Guild will hear of this.
536
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,890
Yeah, good luck with that.
537
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,183
[GRUNTS]
538
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,936
What do you say we take this
unsanctioned team-up
539
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,063
back to my place
and make it official?
540
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:52,942
All right, but, uh, no butt stuff
this time, okay?
541
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,111
I liked it!
542
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,738
May I go?
543
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,115
HENCHMAN:
Oh, my God, that was so fucking close!
544
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,116
MONARCH:
Ah! Yes! God!
545
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,118
Amazing!
546
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,246
[LAUGHS]
I love you, Daddy! Mwah!
547
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,748
Hey, we should totally swing over the
Venture Building!
548
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,834
What? No!
We're not gonna swing anywhere!
549
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,085
We're gonna bring this thing home!
550
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,962
Come on! Just a quick fly-by!
551
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,755
I want to take a dump in his pool.
552
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,590
Be like old times.
553
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:19,135
That skeevy little bastard!
554
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,095
Stay on him.
It's a straightaway.
555
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,847
He's turning!
556
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,181
Oh, my God.
557
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,850
It looks like he's headed for...
558
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,561
[MONARCH LAUGHS CRAZILY]
559
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,770
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
560
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:34,150
BATTLEAXE:
Ohh, don't you worry, Ronnie.
561
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,819
Your old Battleaxe will
avenge ya, darlin'.
562
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:42,992
Prepare for battle, Venture,
'cause here comes the Axe!
563
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:46,328
Whoa, what's that up
in the road -- a head?
564
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,998
- Taxi?
- Dr. Nidaba?
565
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,374
What's he doing at our house?
566
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,877
Waiting for all the king's
horses and all the king's men?
567
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,754
- [HORN BLARING]
- Whoa!
568
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,046
[ALL SCREAMING]
569
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,757
DR. MRS. THE MONARCH:
Watch where you're going!
570
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,759
- Watch!
- Ahh, what the hell is that?!
571
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,051
Curse o' the blue Jesus!
572
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:03,220
[ALL SCREAMING]
573
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,892
Whoa!
574
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,269
- Huh? [GROANS]
- [SCREAMING]
575
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,857
Oh, for-- Now what?
576
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,193
[METAL CLANGS]
577
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,278
[FILM NOIR MUSIC PLAYS]
578
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,202
[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
579
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,357
[SIGHS]
580
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,734
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS]
581
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,736
[FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS]
582
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,614
DR. MRS. THE MONARCH:
Someone had a very busy day.
583
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,866
Ah, the vestibule
looks great, honey.
584
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,701
Yeah, it's, uh, starting to look
585
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:10,204
like a real home now,
huh, honey?
586
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,498
Aw, I'm s-- I'm sorry
about this morning.
587
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:15,626
I guess it's the stress of the
job and the home and all this--
588
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:18,254
- Oh, no, it's--
- You are not the enemy, sweetie.
589
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,214
- [SMOOCHES]
- [SIGHS]
590
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:23,884
I know who my enemy is.
591
00:22:23,934 --> 00:22:28,484
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