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Whoa!
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[ humming continues ]
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[ grunting ]
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[ tires squeal ]
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Okay.
I didn't really plan for this.
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Freeze! This is SPHINX!
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Gary?
Come on, you idiot!
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I swear I'm gonna reach down
your throat
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and remove your heart
and eat it.
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Shore Leave? A-Are you part
of Long Division?
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Yeah, that's it.
Brilliant conclusion.
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Nice.
We're undercover, moron.
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We were undercover.
- We've been wearing
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these sweaty-ass, stinking,
spit-soaked masks
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for a week for nothing.
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Good one, chubs.
The kid's dead. So is Tom.
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You killed an 8-year-old kid
with the corpse of the only guy
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who knew where Long Division's
secret base was.
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Aah!
That's so Raven!
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Gary, you better
shoot me or something,
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'cause I'm about
to kill you.
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I was being a good guy!
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You left me SPHINX.
What did you expect me to do?
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Honestly? Use the hot tub
a couple of times.
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Not run around like a lone wolf
fighting crime --
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that we are already fighting.
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Is this my crossbow?
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Oh, come on!
It makes me feel like a wookiee.
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No.
This is my crossbow.
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DOC: [scoffs]
I get the mini-cereals for variety,
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then Hank eats
all the good ones,
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so now we have a pantry
full of Product 19
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and Special K.
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Where's Hatred?
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What is this,
the silent treatment?
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- Yes.
- Ha! Made you talk.
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[ distant rumbling ]
Oh, not again.
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I'm getting real sick
of that ex-henchman
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being a better bodyguard than
the ex-villain I hired.
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It's so depressing
when you say it out loud.
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Ah, look who's coming
to save me.
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It's the entire SPHINX team.
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I'm recruiting now, Grandpa,
so bite me.
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Whip the little guy out.
I'll got get Doc's microscope.
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Oh, I got a shai-hulud
down there.
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There's a damn Paul Muad'dib
riding this worm, my friend.
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You gonna help me blow up
your old boss or what?
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All right.
She's coming in low and slow.
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That's classic Monarch "look at
my cool new thing" approach.
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Should I ready
the extinguishers?
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[ Scoffs ]
Please.
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He only uses fire
and lasers at night.
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I got my money on acid
or a magnet kind of thing.
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Ready the acid
magnet!
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Bring her in nice and slow,
Dr. My Wife.
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I wanna give them
plenty of time
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to panic and soil
their pants!
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8th power
and holding steady.
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Creep in!
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Let them gather
their hampers
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in preparation
for a mighty wash load
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of fear-stained trousers.
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And just as they start
the pretreat --
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Zap! Sizzle!
Acid magnet!
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[ laughs maniacally ]
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GARY:
Just above the thrusters there --
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that's a power coupling
for the secondary externals.
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Unless they plan on spitting
at us through the windows,
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they're screwed.
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Squeeze it.
Don't yank it.
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You're the one that yanks it.
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Deploy the acid magnet!
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[alarm beeping]
Mm, not responding, sir.
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Secondary externals are down.
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Come on!
That's impossible.
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I, uh... think
it might be 21.
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21 is my most loyal man.
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How dare you!
- [sighs]
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Should we turn around maybe
and cut our losses?
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Never!
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GARY:
Okay. Now he's in a panic.
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He's gonna have to do something
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or he'll look like
a total douche.
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So, here's where he makes the
incredibly bad decision to...
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Jettison the lunch room!
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HATRED:
What is that, patio furniture?
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That is the lunch room.
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There's some metal cases.
Could be explosive.
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Chafing dishes.
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It's Wednesday, right?
- Yeah.
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Well, they're filled
with buffalo wings, then,
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and we should totally collect
the ones without dirt
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and lawn chunks on them,
because they are awesome.
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They're really tangy.
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"Ex 'B' guy ISO good guys.
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Tired of henching
for a bad guy
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that doesn't appreciate you?
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Then join me in SPHINX."
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No, it's says SPHINX.
Well, what else could it mean?
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Dude, you call him --
I think he still hates me
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for finger banging
Theresa.
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Well, what do you call it?
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Oh, that's worse.
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Oh, h-t-t-p, full colon --
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no, the letter then --
really?
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You just type the -- fine.
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Uh, Guildslist dot --
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Yeah, that's it. Right.
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"This is your chance..."
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"...to make a change
in the world."
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Yes, I'm reading it.
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You haven't had to type
that crap since the '90s.
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[baby babbling]
Hold on.
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Stephanie, Tyler's eating
chapstick again.
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It's not a tootsie roll.
It's chapstick.
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I've had the same chapstick
for five years.
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He's gonna get the diarrhea.
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Just take it away from him.
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[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, I know. This is perfect.
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Wow.
Listen to this guy's crap.
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"SPHINX is the premier..."
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"...intermediate
villainy deactivating service?"
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Way to make it completely
confusing, Gary.
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Viceroy?! You want me
to call you that for real?
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Okay, I'm gonna stop you
right there.
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First off, I'd just like to
congratulate you
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on your fine choice
of candidate.
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And I'd like to add --
this is so right!
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I'm so ready for destiny!
I can't wait to embrace her!
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[ chuckling ]
Whoa!
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It looks like Hank's got himself
a little filly.
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Isn't that sweet?
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[sighs]
I knew this day would come.
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But, come on, Destiny?
Destiny is a stripper's name.
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That's a loose woman.
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He's going to be having
dangerous sex with a trollop
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that has "pray for us sinners"
tattooed across her forehead.
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This is ridiculous.
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Dean, you have to pay
the toll --
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one great big hug.
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Hey. Gotta kill them
with kindness.
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Yeah, "kill him," not
disembowel him with kindness.
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HANK:
I told you I can handle it.
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I'm ready to be a man.
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Oh, listen to him.
He's like his old man.
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But he's too young for someone
named Destiny.
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He should be with a Pam
or a Pamela.
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Or a Pammy, maybe.
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Pammy?! The boy is not ready
for a damn Pammy!
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Hatred, you keep
an eye on him.
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Gary, my extra man,
I'm golden.
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Yes, I mean Viceroy.
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Look, I've been in SPHINX
before,
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and my record speaks
for itself.
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Yes, I'm ready to...
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MAN:
"...fight super villains
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before they become super villains"?
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Is that what SPHINX
has become?!
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Who the hell does this clown
think he is?!
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What the hell?!
Hold on.
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Who the hell is that guy?
He looks like Criss Angel.
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Is that what you like now --
tacky crap?
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[ Knock on window ]
- MAN: Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
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You're waking up the whole block
with that screaming.
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What are you doing?
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My girlfriend lives there.
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Why are you still screaming?
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[ Knock on window]
[scoffs] Hold on!
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Michael, what the hell are
you doing here?
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Oh, Theresa!
I'm... on the phone.
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There's really good
reception here.
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So, uh, hold on a second.
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Okay, I'm ready to join
SPHINX...
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"...and make
a change in the world.
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No attitudes.
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420 friendly, but only
in off time.
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Drama free.
Vicer0y@guildslist.org."
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MRS. MONARCH:
That doesn't sound remotely familiar?
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No, but it's
hilarious.
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Hey, you want me to read
"missed connections"
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or "casual encounters" next?
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Seriously, that didn't sound
like 21 wrote it?
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21 is on a vision quest.
You're paranoid.
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What is this made of?
It's so smooth.
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It even feels like skin.
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It tells me how it feels
to be new.
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MRS. MONARCH:
Bio-plastiche.
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Does yours have a weird
pee-pee smell?
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Yeah, like a --
like a gerbil cage.
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[toilet flushes]
Ready?
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Ta-da!
I'm a Brooklyn beardo.
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You look like
Zach Gala... finakius.
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I thought you were gonna
be a hot chick.
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It's gonna take more than
a hot chick to get
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into the Venture compound
and plant explosives.
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So, how are we doing this?
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With our
Scooby-Dooby-Doo magic masks.
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I don't care.
We'll wing it.
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[sighs]
Get your disguise on.
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Disguise.
I'm a super villain.
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All I have is
my sweet-ass costume.
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You have nothing that isn't a
spandex butterfly costume?
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I don't know.
I have a bathrobe,
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foul-weather gear,
and a winter coat.
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Oh, and some gag t-shirts from
my bachelor party, maybe.
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GATHERS:
Listen up, recruits.
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My name is
General Gathers.
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I'm mommy in this play school.
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Welcome to the new O.S.l.
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Now, how many of you are
familiar with the old SPHINX?
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Okay, wow. That's great.
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Well, we don't chase
the O.S.l. around
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once a week for the press
anymore.
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After The Pyramid Wars,
all this junk became new SPHINX,
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and what we do now is we fi--
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Dude, you can put
your hand down.
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- Uh, where's the bathroom?
- Do you need to push a mess?
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No. That's gross.
It's tinkles.
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Tinkles?
Well, if it's wicked-bad...
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There's the door.
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You're afraid of blood?
There's the door.
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You want to stay and fight?
Well, we know the enemy.
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We have their names, faces,
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turn-ons, turn-offs,
and dream dates.
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They've grown fat and lazy.
We are hungry dogs!
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That's why I think
snacking at the work stations
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is okay, but, seriously,
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nothing that gets goo or crumbs
on the panels.
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You know, think Slim Jims
and protein bars.
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Cream puffs!
They're not warriors.
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We'll be the ticks
on their dogs,
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the lint in their dryers,
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and the crust in the corner
of their eyes.
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The Guild is the enemy.
It's time to...
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Pick fun code names!
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Okay, let's get creative here.
How about...
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Wind Song -- master
of the fighting arts.
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Diamond Backdraft --
lord of the legless beasts
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and keeper of their
fire form.
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SPHINX Commander --
Mythic Mastermind --
245
00:09:14,219 --> 00:09:16,346
Whoa, whoa.
I'm SPHINX commander.
246
00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:19,433
But you said you're "The Viceroy."
Way to be confusing.
247
00:09:19,516 --> 00:09:21,935
Okay, I'm Mr. Daddy Warlord
248
00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:24,855
of The Children of the Corn
or whatever.
249
00:09:24,938 --> 00:09:26,857
Good. You're Daddy Warlord,
you big baby.
250
00:09:26,940 --> 00:09:27,858
What about you?
251
00:09:27,941 --> 00:09:29,693
Because this is my destiny,
252
00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:31,904
I shall take the name
Destiny.
253
00:09:31,987 --> 00:09:33,906
That's more of a girl
from "Rock of Love's" name,
254
00:09:33,989 --> 00:09:35,240
but whatever.
255
00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:37,743
You know, I'm pretty sure
Wind Song is a perfume, anyways.
256
00:09:37,826 --> 00:09:39,828
All right, SPHINX.
Let's get...
257
00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:42,372
BOTH:
...out there and fight the good fight!
258
00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,709
[ Intercom buzzes ]
259
00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:47,711
I'm boiling
in this costume.
260
00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:49,379
I'm dressed like an Eskimo.
- Inuit.
261
00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:51,840
I am totally into it,
just hot.
262
00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,842
No, they're called Inuits,
not Eskimos.
263
00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:57,054
Would you stop whining
and take off your parka?
264
00:09:57,137 --> 00:09:58,889
[ Parka unzips]
265
00:09:58,972 --> 00:10:00,933
"Beaver Inspectors"?
266
00:10:01,016 --> 00:10:02,976
- Uh, yeah.
- Nice move.
267
00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:05,145
- Is this a joke?
- Joke?
268
00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:07,272
Look, pal. Beavers
are destroying your home,
269
00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:09,650
so you just keep laughing
while they build a darn
270
00:10:09,733 --> 00:10:11,944
with what used to be
your basement.
271
00:10:12,027 --> 00:10:13,237
Beavers? Please.
272
00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,364
That shirt means you want
to inspect a...
273
00:10:15,447 --> 00:10:18,075
you know -- vagina.
274
00:10:18,158 --> 00:10:19,326
Whatever.
We could just leave, I guess.
275
00:10:19,409 --> 00:10:20,661
Did you just say vagina?
276
00:10:20,744 --> 00:10:23,080
You probably have a week before
this structure comes down.
277
00:10:23,163 --> 00:10:25,207
Yeah. Not our problem.
278
00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:28,210
I guess you can just sign here
to prove that we warned you --
279
00:10:28,293 --> 00:10:30,796
Fine.
This is all I need.
280
00:10:30,879 --> 00:10:32,714
Okay, meet me around back.
281
00:10:34,007 --> 00:10:36,385
Ow! What?
We kicked ass.
282
00:10:36,468 --> 00:10:39,388
HATRED: I am gonna spread
some mustard on this baloney.
283
00:10:39,471 --> 00:10:42,099
It's gonna stop now!
- I'm trying to run SPHINX.
284
00:10:42,182 --> 00:10:44,560
I am a good guy now.
Why can't you believe that?
285
00:10:44,643 --> 00:10:47,062
Once a bad guy,
always a bad guy.
286
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:49,356
You were a bad guy, too,
you idiot.
287
00:10:49,439 --> 00:10:51,233
Uhh... alright..
Touch�.
288
00:10:51,316 --> 00:10:54,111
Listen, I'm here to talk to Hank
about Destiny.
289
00:10:54,194 --> 00:10:56,613
I'm worried about him.
He's in over his head.
290
00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:58,782
Hank's an adult.
He's ready to enter destiny.
291
00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:01,785
And I'm gonna show him how.
I've done it already.
292
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,245
That is perverse!
293
00:11:03,328 --> 00:11:06,165
I insist on meeting
this Destiny character.
294
00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:10,460
All right, fine.
Destiny, front and center.
295
00:11:14,798 --> 00:11:17,843
Sweet Christmas!
She is a lively one.
296
00:11:17,926 --> 00:11:19,344
I can see the attraction.
297
00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:21,346
Whoa, since when did
we get strength suits
298
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,640
and ninja-guy outfits?
299
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:25,642
They -- they were in the back
in the command-gear hold.
300
00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:27,436
There's a command-gear
hold?
301
00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:29,438
Why doesn't anybody tell me
this stuff?
302
00:11:29,521 --> 00:11:32,816
I am a golden goddess.
Gary, check this out!
303
00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:35,444
[ whipping sound ]
[ crash ]
304
00:11:35,527 --> 00:11:37,821
Wow.
Well, that's Destiny.
305
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:42,159
Unless you have other business,
visiting time is over.
306
00:11:42,242 --> 00:11:43,869
Why don't you make me leave?
307
00:11:43,952 --> 00:11:46,413
[guns cock]
Uh... metaphorically.
308
00:11:46,496 --> 00:11:50,834
HANK: Aaaaaaah!
309
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:52,169
[ door opens ]
310
00:11:52,252 --> 00:11:55,005
Hmph. Just enjoying
your report on Long Division.
311
00:11:55,088 --> 00:11:57,841
Thinking of optioning it to
Robin Williams and Jim Carrey.
312
00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,843
All right. I'm gonna
pretend we can explain --
313
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,845
Don't bother.
You get your cover blown
314
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,680
by a "Gary"
that kills Short Division
315
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:05,307
with another guy he killed,
316
00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:07,851
and then you fill up Gary's
pillowcase with snicker bars
317
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:09,895
and send him home?!
318
00:12:09,978 --> 00:12:11,605
Come on. Short Division
was an 8-year-old
319
00:12:11,688 --> 00:12:13,023
that smoked two packs a day
320
00:12:13,106 --> 00:12:14,983
and shot his henchmen
when they cussed.
321
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,276
The kid was an a-hole.
322
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,903
Look, we didn't get
to the secret base,
323
00:12:17,986 --> 00:12:19,529
but Long Division is hobbled.
324
00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:21,031
All we need to do is --
325
00:12:21,114 --> 00:12:23,283
All you need to do is tell me
what the fuck a Gary is
326
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:25,452
and explain why he's not
in a body bag.
327
00:12:25,535 --> 00:12:27,287
You remember
that ex-Monarch henchman
328
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:28,789
that we gave SPHINX to?
329
00:12:28,872 --> 00:12:30,624
Well, he thinks he's a crime
fighter now,
330
00:12:30,707 --> 00:12:32,960
and, uh, he's good
enough at it to --
331
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:35,462
Burn my ass!
Clean this mess up.
332
00:12:35,545 --> 00:12:37,965
I don't want to hear the word
"SPHINX" again.
333
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:41,593
Go tell that deranged, giant
man-baby that playtime is over.
334
00:12:45,013 --> 00:12:45,973
What are you guys doing?
335
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,724
You need to be briefed
and trained.
336
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:50,894
Oh, and I'm gonna order personal
pan pizzas for everyone --
337
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,521
any two toppings.
338
00:12:52,604 --> 00:12:54,356
I'm watching my figure,
Gary. Salad?
339
00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:55,816
No offense, Viceroy,
340
00:12:55,899 --> 00:12:58,402
but we've been at this game
for a long time.
341
00:12:58,485 --> 00:13:00,904
We fought in the flippin'
Pyramid Wars.
342
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,906
Whoa, geez.
The Pyramid Wars.
343
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,616
I didn't know you guys were
ex-O.S.l.
344
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,118
All right.
We're just gonna jump in.
345
00:13:06,201 --> 00:13:09,037
I made some workbooks.
- Viceroy, no workbooks!
346
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,248
Sphinx, evil awaits!
347
00:13:11,331 --> 00:13:12,958
I�m calling forth
the Mighty Khafra --
348
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:15,085
the man-faced lion
that reigns over the heavens.
349
00:13:15,168 --> 00:13:16,962
How do you guys know
this stuff?
350
00:13:17,045 --> 00:13:19,089
Urn, push the big red button?
351
00:13:19,172 --> 00:13:21,133
DOC:
So, what are we looking for?
352
00:13:21,216 --> 00:13:23,760
- MONARCH: Aquatic rodents, Tad --
structural damage, feces,
353
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,846
crab-apple sized dung balls --
354
00:13:25,929 --> 00:13:27,931
brown mostly,
white if they're old.
355
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:30,017
Yeah, most of your homes are
infested with paper beaver,
356
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,769
but you have a red well beaver
at this station.
357
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:35,230
- How can you tell?
- MONARCH: Watch.
358
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,940
A-ow-wee-kee-kee-kee...
359
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:38,984
What my partner is doing is
360
00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:41,028
making the sound of a hungry
paper beaver pup.
361
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:43,780
If you had paper beavers,
they'd be here by now,
362
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,949
and you'd smell their lactations.
363
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,994
They have a pungent, syrupy
breast milk.
364
00:13:49,077 --> 00:13:51,580
I've never noticed anything
like that down here.
365
00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:53,957
- Of course you haven't, Tad.
- It's Thaddeus.
366
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,834
Yeah, Tad, once you
see them, it's too late.
367
00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:56,960
Here. Give me a hand here.
368
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:58,628
You got to get them at
the larval stage.
369
00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,047
Beaver larva?
370
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,424
Well, it's a baby -- like a
baby, but a baby beaver.
371
00:14:02,507 --> 00:14:03,842
A little baby beaver.
372
00:14:03,925 --> 00:14:06,178
Yeah, these are, uh,
beaver deterrents.
373
00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:08,972
They emit a high-frequency pulse
that beavers just hate.
374
00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,599
It drives them nuts.
375
00:14:10,682 --> 00:14:11,975
Dean! Hey, hey, Dean!
376
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:13,518
Don't you know how
to knock'?
377
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:16,104
I wasn't sure you were in here
with all these lights off.
378
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,856
It's like a damn mausoleum.
379
00:14:17,939 --> 00:14:20,609
- Well, what do you want?
- Your help.
380
00:14:20,692 --> 00:14:23,153
I suck at this bodyguard thing.
381
00:14:23,236 --> 00:14:25,822
Brock's watch keeps beeping
"explosives present,"
382
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,824
your brother's fornicating
with Destiny,
383
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:30,035
and Gary's got a militia,
384
00:14:30,118 --> 00:14:33,997
you're burning candles,
you got those cutting scars --
385
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,458
Huh? Oh, I got my arm
caught in a --
386
00:14:36,541 --> 00:14:38,543
Caught in a web of sadness.
387
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:41,171
I know that you cut to feel
something, Dean --
388
00:14:41,254 --> 00:14:42,839
to feel anything.
389
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,216
What are you talking about?
390
00:14:44,299 --> 00:14:45,926
I'm not legally allowed
to hold you,
391
00:14:46,009 --> 00:14:48,011
but I am sworn
to protect you, Dean.
392
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:48,845
[ mechanical whirring ]
393
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,514
What the -- ?!
394
00:14:57,104 --> 00:15:00,065
He's upped his game.
Let's go!
395
00:15:00,148 --> 00:15:02,109
WINDSONG:
SPHINX commander, target located,
396
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:03,360
course is plotted.
397
00:15:03,443 --> 00:15:05,362
One more time --
I'm SPHINX command--
398
00:15:05,445 --> 00:15:07,489
Wait. What target?
399
00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:10,659
No! I'm SPHINX commander!
400
00:15:10,742 --> 00:15:14,079
You're just a usurper
playing dress-up.
401
00:15:14,162 --> 00:15:16,373
Oh, fuck.
402
00:15:16,456 --> 00:15:19,501
You guys are old team SPHINX.
I knew it.
403
00:15:19,584 --> 00:15:21,378
I'm such a retard.
404
00:15:21,461 --> 00:15:22,796
WINDSONG:
Oh, you really are.
405
00:15:22,879 --> 00:15:24,881
It was embarrassingly easy
to do this.
406
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:27,217
Great. Right when everything
gets super cool --
407
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:30,137
Hush, my sweet countess.
Daddy's back.
408
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:34,099
Everything is just as it was.
409
00:15:34,182 --> 00:15:37,769
Listen, I'm old hat
at kicking addictions, Dean.
410
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,813
Little boys, obsessive
relationships,
411
00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:42,149
booze, and nail biting --
I kicked them all.
412
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,151
Mr. Hatred, l just have
some things to work out.
413
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,611
I'm not addicted to anything.
414
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,613
Denial is the first sign
of addiction.
415
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:51,616
[ Beeping ]
Ah, we have a winner.
416
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,994
Swing that light over here.
417
00:15:54,077 --> 00:15:55,704
Yep. Explosives.
418
00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:57,581
When Uncle Hatred was
a villain,
419
00:15:57,664 --> 00:15:59,416
he used this kind
but in green.
420
00:15:59,499 --> 00:16:01,418
Monarch crew used to steal
crap from us
421
00:16:01,501 --> 00:16:03,420
and paint 'em yellow,
422
00:16:03,503 --> 00:16:06,423
so looks like we discovered
Gary's little plan.
423
00:16:06,506 --> 00:16:08,675
GATHERS:
Dart-19, what is your position?
424
00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:10,093
SHORELEAVE:
Oh, hey, Hunter.
425
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,095
Yeah, we're in, uh, my room
listening to records.
426
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,847
Brook's gonna french braid
my hair.
427
00:16:13,930 --> 00:16:16,141
GATHERS: Well, then,
don't bother going to SPHINX H.Q.
428
00:16:16,224 --> 00:16:18,143
SPHINX H.Q. is heading
straight at us.
429
00:16:18,226 --> 00:16:20,103
Straight at Baby Girl!
430
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:21,730
Switch your radar
to Delta 4.
431
00:16:21,813 --> 00:16:24,399
- Rerouting for intercept.
- All right. You're on scene.
432
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,901
Now take her down.
433
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:27,903
And if you don't,
Baby Girl will.
434
00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:28,862
Over and out.
435
00:16:28,945 --> 00:16:30,447
This is unbelievable.
436
00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:32,324
Ugh, what is Gary's damage?
437
00:16:32,407 --> 00:16:34,117
He is destroying
my reputation
438
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:36,578
worse than that jock I dated
in high school.
439
00:16:36,661 --> 00:16:39,998
DOC: Of course the science
racket isn't always serious.
440
00:16:40,081 --> 00:16:42,042
Look -- it's a molecular
re-distributor,
441
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:43,919
and I'm sitting on it
like a horse.
442
00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:46,588
[ chuckles ]
Brock just had to get the camera.
443
00:16:46,671 --> 00:16:49,007
[ chuckles ]
So, who are the little girls?
444
00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:50,133
Oh, those are my boys --
445
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:52,594
Raggedy Ann and Andy for
Halloween that year.
446
00:16:52,677 --> 00:16:54,471
They grow up so fast.
447
00:16:54,554 --> 00:16:56,473
Well, when you let them,
I mean.
448
00:16:56,556 --> 00:16:58,183
[ door opens ]
Doc! Doc, I think --
449
00:16:58,266 --> 00:17:01,061
Oh. Hello.
Doc, I need to talk privately.
450
00:17:01,144 --> 00:17:03,063
We have some problems
that might be...
451
00:17:03,146 --> 00:17:04,606
explosive.
452
00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:05,649
[sighs]
453
00:17:05,732 --> 00:17:07,651
Gentlemen,
I'll be right back.
454
00:17:07,734 --> 00:17:10,654
My butler doesn't quite know
his place yet.
455
00:17:10,737 --> 00:17:13,657
There's a picture of Venture
dressed as Rambo.
456
00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:16,284
You gotta see this.
You will piss yourself.
457
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:18,453
Um, sweetie, Hatred found
the explosives.
458
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,038
Did you not catch that?
459
00:17:20,121 --> 00:17:21,957
What the fuck is this?!
460
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,667
DOC: [muffled]
He did What?!
461
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,335
Get your crap.
We can leave through the back.
462
00:17:25,418 --> 00:17:28,171
Why are you old guys
doing this? Revenge?
463
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:31,174
So, you wait 30 years for me
to put out a want ad?
464
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,176
You want the truth?
You're gonna hate it.
465
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,053
I don't even
like talking about it.
466
00:17:35,136 --> 00:17:37,514
Might as well.
I'm clearly not busy here.
467
00:17:37,597 --> 00:17:39,182
SPHINX was pretty serious.
468
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,476
Yeah, we got our asses kicked
by O.S.l. all the time,
469
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,186
but we were hard core.
470
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,063
When you join SPHINX,
we put a cyanide chip
471
00:17:45,146 --> 00:17:46,064
right in your brain.
472
00:17:46,147 --> 00:17:48,525
100% loyalty, or we flip
the switch.
473
00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:51,361
Whoa. And I thought
my old job was nuts.
474
00:17:51,444 --> 00:17:53,071
Well, you can't get
these things out.
475
00:17:53,154 --> 00:17:54,698
And they don't last forever.
476
00:17:54,781 --> 00:17:56,575
We all have maybe a year
left to live,
477
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,243
so when your ad came up,
we figured
478
00:17:58,326 --> 00:18:00,078
we could go out
like SPHINX.
479
00:18:00,161 --> 00:18:01,121
Flame it.
480
00:18:01,204 --> 00:18:04,249
Well, we have nothing to do with
your acid head... problem.
481
00:18:04,332 --> 00:18:06,084
Why can't you just let us go?
482
00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:08,336
It would ruin the commander.
483
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,338
You look just like the Countess
in that outfit.
484
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,382
After she left him,
he hasn't been the same.
485
00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:14,801
Yeah, that was
her strength suit.
486
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:20,640
Totally forgot it was
a strength suit.
487
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,267
All right.
Get to the bridge.
488
00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:24,686
I'm gonna try and find
the engine room.
489
00:18:24,769 --> 00:18:27,022
HATRED: You had a bad hit
of blotter and killed someone
490
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:29,274
'cause he learned
your terrible secret?
491
00:18:29,357 --> 00:18:31,276
Maybe you masturbated
with a Furby.
492
00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:32,902
What could be so bad?
493
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:35,030
I just know a little
too much.
494
00:18:35,113 --> 00:18:37,240
You wanna rap about it?
495
00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:39,534
You... want me to make up
a rhyme?
496
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,286
No, I was trying to be a --
497
00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:43,830
Dean, growing up is hard.
498
00:18:43,913 --> 00:18:46,541
It's supposed to be.
You're not like anyone.
499
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,251
You're -- you're Dean.
500
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:49,836
And you're the best Dean.
501
00:18:49,919 --> 00:18:53,256
Huh.
That almost helps.
502
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,759
So, what?
We leave them here?
503
00:18:55,842 --> 00:18:58,428
Yeah.
That'll send a message.
504
00:18:58,511 --> 00:18:59,804
Steady on course.
505
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:02,307
I-I-I don't remember
this at all.
506
00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:04,309
You are gonna have to get
over that damn photo.
507
00:19:04,392 --> 00:19:06,061
I can't run this alone.
508
00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:08,563
Look, look!
That is me in that picture.
509
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,607
I'm playing with Dr. Venture.
Playing!
510
00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:12,275
Wee! Fun! Yay!
511
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,277
And who's that
in the background?
512
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:15,945
Oh, nobody -- just my parents.
513
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:17,781
Yes, fine, that's nuts.
514
00:19:17,864 --> 00:19:19,282
Can we talk about this later?
515
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,826
I don't remember any
of this!
516
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,704
GATHERS: Blondie, Sailor Boy,
this is Smoke Stack.
517
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,289
Target is locked in.
518
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,083
We will open fire
if you do not respond.
519
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,459
Damn it, you two.
520
00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:31,378
BROCK:
Smoke Stack, this is Blondie.
521
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:33,296
Hold your fire.
I'm in position.
522
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,632
Repeat. Hold your fire.
Just give me 10.
523
00:19:35,715 --> 00:19:38,593
GATHERS:
Roger. Give 'em hell, son.
524
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,054
You heard 'em, kiddies.
Stay frosty.
525
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:43,431
[ mechanical whirring ]
526
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,433
All right, weirdo,
the game is over.
527
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:48,895
Knock this crap off, or I will
go karate bananas on you!
528
00:19:48,978 --> 00:19:50,772
Countess!
529
00:19:50,855 --> 00:19:52,857
Soon the O.S.l. will be
destroyed,
530
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:56,111
and we can finally be
together again.
531
00:19:56,194 --> 00:19:59,114
Look, seriously,
I will karate you.
532
00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:02,158
Ow. That is entirely
not necessary.
533
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,661
Ah, I remember kicking
your ass when I was a kid.
534
00:20:04,744 --> 00:20:06,496
[grunts]
- Still fun.
535
00:20:06,579 --> 00:20:08,456
Dude, the old SPHINX crew
536
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,208
is gonna attack the O.S.l.
any second.
537
00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:12,669
Communications are down
and we're using these.
538
00:20:12,752 --> 00:20:13,795
What is that?
539
00:20:13,878 --> 00:20:16,214
It's a shake weight, I think.
I can't find anything else.
540
00:20:16,297 --> 00:20:17,924
I can't even find fucking
Engineering.
541
00:20:18,007 --> 00:20:19,134
Have you seen Hank?
542
00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:21,136
Nice job, Gary.
543
00:20:21,219 --> 00:20:24,013
You are in so much trouble.
544
00:20:26,015 --> 00:20:28,101
SPHINX COMMANDER:
Brock Samson.
545
00:20:28,184 --> 00:20:29,811
It's just like old times.
546
00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:32,355
I thought you went
into the private sector.
547
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,815
Things change.
548
00:20:33,898 --> 00:20:35,817
So, you and The Countess figured
you'd take the jalopy out
549
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,360
for one last ride?
550
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,362
- Brock, it's me, Hank.
- Hank?
551
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:40,989
What are you doing here,
and why --
552
00:20:41,072 --> 00:20:42,532
why are you on his lap?
553
00:20:42,615 --> 00:20:44,451
He needs my bosom, Brock.
554
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:46,745
Plus, the suit is frozen.
I can't move.
555
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:49,080
My Countess forgot that
her suit is programmed
556
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:51,166
to never hurt her man,
557
00:20:51,249 --> 00:20:54,836
so put the crossbow down.
558
00:20:54,919 --> 00:20:57,005
Hank, uh, can you
close your eyes?
559
00:20:57,088 --> 00:20:59,466
- Of course.
- Then do it.
560
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:00,675
[Splat]
561
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,094
I can't open them yet,
can I?
562
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,971
- Nope.
563
00:21:05,054 --> 00:21:06,097
Come on, man.
564
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,557
Oh, who's gonna feed
my snakes?
565
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:10,435
Wow. It's so depressing.
Just look at him.
566
00:21:10,518 --> 00:21:11,936
I suddenly get why my dad
used to say,
567
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,521
"I'm not gonna punish you.
568
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,064
You've punished yourself enough."
569
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:18,443
My dad likes to punish us
while we punish ourselves.
570
00:21:18,526 --> 00:21:21,946
I am a complete loser.
[sighs]
571
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,323
You know, I was thinking
572
00:21:23,406 --> 00:21:26,785
that this kind of
looked better on you.
573
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:29,120
You work it like a wookiee.
574
00:21:29,537 --> 00:21:32,081
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
575
00:21:57,941 --> 00:22:00,235
GATHERS:
Oh, I've been waiting to do this for 30 years.
576
00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:01,778
Position artillery!
577
00:22:01,861 --> 00:22:03,112
Arm all explosives!
578
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:06,032
Wait for my mark!
I want them to see us.
579
00:22:06,115 --> 00:22:08,451
Monarch again.
It's exhausting.
580
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,078
You want me to go out there?
581
00:22:10,161 --> 00:22:11,621
[scoffs]
What are they gonna do?
582
00:22:11,704 --> 00:22:12,956
Drop a dinette set
on my lawn?
583
00:22:13,039 --> 00:22:14,916
Detonate the explosives!
584
00:22:14,999 --> 00:22:17,168
Fire all canons!
585
00:22:20,296 --> 00:22:22,131
What the hell
was that?
586
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:24,801
I don't get it.
It looks like we just blew up...
587
00:22:24,884 --> 00:22:28,638
...SPHINX for the last time.
588
00:22:29,305 --> 00:23:29,803
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