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DOC: I know you're still
settling in here and all,
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but I figure if you're gonna
be my new bodyguard,
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you might as well see what you're in for.
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Yes sir...
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when you're riding shotgun
with a Rusty Venture,
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the road can get a little bit bumpy.
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Pays to keep a few spares in the trunk.
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Oh, don't be so squeamish.
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Kinda takes a little of the pressure
off your job, doesn't it?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Don't talk much, do you? Well, good.
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Because mum's the word about
my little cabbage patch here.
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These tadpoles aren't exactly street legal,
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if you get my drift.
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You know, you really shouldn't
smoke when we're pregnant.
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[LAUGHS]
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Seriously... no smoking in the lab areas.
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Oooooh!
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Oh, what is this?!
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No no no, this won't do at all.
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Specimen D-19.
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Yeah, I had a feeling about this one.
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Autosomes always did look a bit sloppy,
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just between you and me.
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God!
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Is that a face only a
mother could love or what?
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Good thing she's not here then, huh?
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So... what are we gonna do for lunch?
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HATRED:
Dean? Dean?!
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What'd ya fall in?!
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Come on now, Lil Mister,
the head is for everyone!
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You've had your ten, now
give your brother his shift!
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[WHIMPERING]
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Wha--? Oh, come on!
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Hey! Hey! I'm in here!
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Well, you should be in your room, mister!
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You are grounded!
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I'm not even allowed to make a pee now?
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Not in here you aren't!
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It's our only bathroom!
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You should have thought of that
before you called your father
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"the President of the
United States of Boogers"
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in front of company.
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Now get out!
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You get out! I'm peeing!
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Oh, no you aren't-- Hank!
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[CHANTING]
Attica! Attica! Attica!
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[RASPY BREATHING]
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[YAWNS]
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Daddy? You're the--
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Dean. We need to talk.
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There is no hair fairy, is there?
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Not even close.
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The time has come for you to leave
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the magic and folly
of childhood behind, Dean.
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Because I'm losing all my baby hair,
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and my grown-up hair's
gonna start coming in soon?
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No, because you need to start taking
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your future career in science
more seriously, Dean.
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Your biological time bomb is ticking!
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But I have been practicing my science
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just like you told me, Pop.
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Look, I made these.
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Shrinky dinks don't count, son.
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I'm not even going to ask you
why you sleep with those things.
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'Cause I can't find Mr. Reachy.
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Don't blame yourself, Dean.
It's my fault.
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I should have given you this years ago.
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Ta-daaaaa!
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The... panic room?
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Your very own junior laboratory!
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No more working on the
kitchen table for you!
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In here, you'll be able to
really focus on your science
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with no distractions!
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How come Baby Einstein gets his own lab
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and I'm stuck pushing boxes around, huh?
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When do I get to train
for my future career?
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Who says you're not right now?
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Those go up in the attic, boy.
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Well, I'm sure your brain's already buzzing
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with a million ideas
you want to get cracking on.
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Can I get you anything else?
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A window?
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Like I said -- no distractions!
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Now go get into your speed suit.
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I have another surprise for you.
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"Get into your speed suit.
I have a surprise for you."
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Good gravy!
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Never gave me my own lab.
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Never gave me nothin'!
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Why do you they get to have everything?
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I'm as smart as they are!
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I'm smarter, even!
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They keep going to sleep with the angels,
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but I'm still here!
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DOC'S VOICE: Aren't you a
little old for stuffed animals?
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Don't you think you should
give that back to the real Dean?
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I am a real Dean!
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No, you were rejected.
You weren't good enough.
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You mean I wasn't pretty enough...
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My God, but you are hideous.
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I can't believe you even came from me.
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I try to be like the ones you love so much.
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I watch them.
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I learn from them...
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Yeah, but then there's still the whole...
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face issue.
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Not after tonight!
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Just you wait and see!
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It's almost finished!
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I just need one more and then...
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and then I'm gonna be
just like the rest of them...
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Oh, yessirree bob!
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[GRUNTS]
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Hard to...
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[GRUNTS]
leather...
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Great.
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On top of everything else,
you're getting fat now, too.
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- [CLANG!]
- Was that you?
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I'm not even here, crazy.
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[MUTTERING]
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It's all about Dean, isn't it?
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Tonight! Tonight!
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Whoa-hoooo Nelly!
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And that's just at "N scale!"
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It's a fresh new twist on
the classic decoy tactic.
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We place 'em in key locations
around the compound,
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and the next time your Monarch
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or your Baron What's-His-Bheit
comes a-knockin',
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he gets spanked in the face
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with 5'7" of screamin' hot stop it!
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I'm five ten.
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Yeah, maybe with them fancy
elevator beatle boots of yours.
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Got a delivery here
for a "Sergeant Hatred"?
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Are either of you...?
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Oh, take a guess.
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Sign here, please.
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Whoa! Easy!
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Let's just be real careful with those.
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Kid gloves.
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Sir, do these crates contain
any hazardous materials
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I should know about?
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I'm required by law to--
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Hey, Nosey McPeeks-A-Lot.
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You know what brown can do for me?
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He can mind his own business.
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Oh, sorry.
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Well, hey there, slugger!
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You look like you're buckin' for my job!
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Did my dad tell you to say that?
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Uh, no...
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Then... are you psychic?
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Hank, leave the man alone.
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Just because he's black
doesn't mean he has "the shining."
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[SIGHS]
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Save me, dude.
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Done.
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Now am I ungrounded?
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Why, have you finished
washing the car already?
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- What?
- It was on the list.
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What "list?"
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The "things Hank has to do for his father
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before I can even think
of un-grounding him" list.
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Oh, didn't I c.c. you on that?
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Aww! What--?!
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Aw, there's like 20--
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[GROANS]
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Hold on a sec, Hank.
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Number four.
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Like mirrors, Hank.
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I don't wanna tell ya how to
do your daddy duty or nothing,
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but don'tcha think maybe you're bein'
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just a little too hard
on the ol' Hankinator?
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"Hankinator?"
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You're sleeping with him, aren't you?!
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DERMOTT:
Hey.
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Hey. How'd you get in?
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Security's a joke in this dump.
So, what're you in for?
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12 counts of "sass in the first degree."
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Gay.
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And I peed in the tub?
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- S'pretty badass.
- Right?
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Yeah, I'm grounded, too.
I snuck out, though.
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Ninjutsu.
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Hey, where's your dorky brother?
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Probably busy getting his
heiney shined by my dad.
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He gets to do whatever he wants
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and I'm stuck with a list of
dumb chores. Look at that.
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Pfft. He's lucky he's not here.
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Still owe him a beatdown.
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Didn't he kinda... beat you up?
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What is that supposed to be, a joke?
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He cheap shotted me when I wasn't ready.
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Plus I had, like,
a massive stomach flu that day.
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Sor-ry.
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Check it -- number five,
you do that one yet?
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- No.
- Sweet.
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If your dad needs his car washed,
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let's give him a good reason to wash it.
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The egg.
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It is the symbol of creation.
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And since I was your age,
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it has hatched all my
greatest super-science ideas...
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- No windows...
- Pay attention, Dean.
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Now sit down.
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You're about to meet my muse.
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Mommy?
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Progressive rock!
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Now normally, I'd start you off with Asia
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or something more accessible.
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But I think you're ready
for the primo shit.
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Just take a gander at that cover art
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and try to pretend
you're not already inspired.
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It's like something out of a dream.
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Painted by our greatest living artist...
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Mr. Roger Dean.
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- Hey, that's my name!
- That's no accident, boy.
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Maybe now you have
some sense of the gravity--
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Nay, the destiny-- of this moment.
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This is your birthright.
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Golly, I don't know what to say...
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Just say... yes!
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Hey, what's this one with the face?
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That? Oh no no no no...
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you are not ready to step into
The Court of the Crimson King.
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At this stage in your training,
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album like that could turn
you into an evil scientist.
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Buckle your mind, Dean.
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Because it's about to get blown.
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- Agh!
- Sorry!
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??
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What?
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I said "What do you think?"
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I-I'm not sure, but...
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I think I'm starting to feel it.
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That's called inspiration, Dean.
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More. More!
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You got it, son!
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But no air drumming this time.
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Bruford can change the timing up so fast
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you could snap your wrist.
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Now can we do this?
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HANK:
Yeah!
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Time to make the donuts!
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Put that on your list, Rusty!
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You call that a donut?
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Dude, you drive like my grandfather pees.
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Give her some gas!
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Quit it! Why don't you drive, then?
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Um, 'cuz I don't have a vagina.
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I told you, I only drive stick.
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Now c'mon,
let's take this thing to the quarry
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for some off-road action.
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Umm... I don't think I should
take it off the compound.
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Yeah, well you didn't think
I should hot wire it either.
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'Cause I had the keys!
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Yes! Yes!
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Perfect-a-mundo!
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DERMOTT:
Whatever, whatever.
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Just admit that I coulda hot-wired it.
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- Yes, fine! I believe you!
- Super runaway!
262
00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:19,619
What was that?!?
263
00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:22,664
[GUYS WHOOPING]
264
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,390
Hello, sheriff?
265
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,601
I think something terrible
is about to go down
266
00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,562
at the Venture compound.
267
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,859
SHERIFF: Hell, looks like your basic
garden-variety advanced research
268
00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:53,736
super-scientific-industrial complex to me.
269
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:54,904
HOLLOWAY:
"The Compound."
270
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,239
That's what they call it.
271
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,242
I delivered a dozen army
surplus crates to that place today.
272
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,161
I think they're stocking up
for something big, man.
273
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,246
I got a real bad feeling...
274
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,789
All right, there, Holloway.
275
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:07,709
This wouldn't be the first time
one of your famous premonitions
276
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:10,295
sent me on a wild goose chase.
277
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,421
Their leader --
278
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,672
he's a real militia type.
279
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,507
'Got a big tattoo on his face.
280
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,092
And don't even get me started
281
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,386
on those weird-ass kids
they got up in there,
282
00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:20,513
all walkin' around talkin' crazy.
283
00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,098
I'm telling you...
284
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,642
something strange is going on
in that compound.
285
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,270
Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!
286
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,813
Dermott...
287
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,732
I killed Dean!
288
00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,692
We gotta tell my dad--
289
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,402
What're you, high?
290
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:35,862
We can't tell anybody about this!
291
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,405
What? But we gotta--
292
00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:38,615
Two words, dude --
293
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,325
Vehicular. Manslaughter.
294
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,826
You think being grounded is bad?
295
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,286
Try prison.
296
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,787
That's like being grounded for life.
297
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,164
Plus, instead of chores...
298
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,707
Butt sex!
299
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,334
Oh my God, Dermott!
300
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:50,960
What are we gonna do?!
301
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,337
Just don't panic, Hank!
302
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,922
I've handled this kind of mess before.
303
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,798
Why do you think they
used to call me "the wolf?"
304
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,091
Nobody calls you that.
305
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,635
They did back in my old neighborhood
306
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,011
when they weren't calling me "Psycho."
307
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,430
There was actually a war
between two rival gangs
308
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,515
over which nickname to call me--
309
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,809
What do we do?!!
310
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,937
All right, first we gotta
destroy all the evidence.
311
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,022
Wipe the car clean of all your DNA.
312
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,149
And while we're at it,
gimme your driver's license...
313
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,901
But it's only a learner's permit.
314
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,653
Dude, give!
315
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,529
Hey! What're you doing?
316
00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,031
You gotta go off the grid!
317
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:22,492
Gotta disappear and lay low
in Mexico for a few years
318
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,868
until this all blows over.
319
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,286
You're a shadow, Hank!
320
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,872
W-What about...
321
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,707
[CRYING]
D-Dean?
322
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:35,213
??
323
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,908
[GASPS FOR AIR]
Echh...
324
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:07,078
I've been buried alive five,
maybe six times in my life.
325
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,955
This was worse.
326
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,748
Oh my God! I forgot about Dean!
327
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,375
Dean!
328
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,876
No!
329
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,211
Oh, my God!
330
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,421
It's side two of Dark Side of the Moon!
331
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,172
He's in a Floyd hole!
332
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,913
Fill the tub with ice! Now!
333
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,511
It's all my fault, I pushed you too hard.
334
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,221
It was too much, too soon!
335
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,975
Damn you, boy! You weren't ready!
336
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,977
[BIG GASP]
337
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,186
Eureka!
338
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,939
No, Dean. Sit back. Breathe.
339
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,816
You've been through a lot,
you need to rest.
340
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,693
No, Dad...
341
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,446
I need to science!
342
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:45,199
??
343
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:05,178
Well, looks like my work here...
344
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,721
is done.
345
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,931
Nooooooo!
346
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,017
No no no no no!
347
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,394
Noo! I was so doggone close!
348
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:14,692
Darn it!
349
00:14:15,349 --> 00:14:17,348
DOC'S VOICE:
Is that a crybaby I hear?
350
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,733
It wasn't my fault!
351
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,526
Dumb old Hank ruined everything.
352
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:21,903
As usual.
353
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,654
"Dumb old Hank ruined everything!"
354
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,239
It takes more than a whiffle
and a sweater vest
355
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,657
to be Dean, boy.
356
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:27,784
He doesn't even wear those anymore.
357
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,660
What-- What else? Tell me!
358
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:30,787
I'll do anything!
359
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,246
It takes heart. It takes devotion.
360
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,414
You think you have what it takes?
361
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:34,791
Y-Yes! Yes, yes!
362
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,959
Well, a real Dean wouldn't give up so easy.
363
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,253
He'd pick himself up and
get right back on that horse.
364
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,839
But I can't finish my
super special project now.
365
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:43,049
There's no more left!
366
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,175
Really?
367
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,552
Pretty sure I left another
Dean around here somewhere.
368
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:50,098
No... that was the last one
with a good face.
369
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,975
You sure? Have you looked everywhere?
370
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,353
Like, say... in the panic room?
371
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,815
They never put them in the panic r-- Oh!
372
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,108
N-No! You don't mean--?
373
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,234
Don't I?
374
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,194
Do you really wanna be Dean
375
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,904
or just Dean's uglier,
unhygienic older brother?
376
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,531
D-Dean.
377
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,658
And I can only have one favorite son,
378
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,243
so it wouldn't very well do
379
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:13,579
to have two Deans walking around,
now, would it?
380
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:14,789
But I can't!
381
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,457
That would be... wrong.
382
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,709
What's wrong is that 14th stringer getting
383
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,962
everything you were always meant to have.
384
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,672
And Dean -- may I call you Dean?
385
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,340
Ohh... yes!
386
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:28,344
This one's even a little bigger
than the others were.
387
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,064
Dude, don't be a puss!
388
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:43,317
We gotta burn your fingerprints off
so Interpol can't track you.
389
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:44,527
[SCREAMING]
390
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,112
Own your pain, dude!
391
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,530
Go into your cave, like in Fight Club.
392
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,365
I didn't see Fight Club!
393
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,117
I saw it in the theater twice.
394
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,618
Totally snuck in, too.
395
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,203
My mom dropped me off at the mall to see
396
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,122
some Elmo in Grouchland bullcrap.
397
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,832
Ditched that noise.
398
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,041
What the f--?
399
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,043
This is like papier mache goo.
400
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,754
Doesn't your dad have any
hydrochloric acid lying around?
401
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,631
Who am I, Bill Nye the Science Guy?
402
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,133
I don't know what any of this stuff is--
403
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,260
That's Dean's bag...
404
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,803
was Dean's bag.
405
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,388
I wish Dean was here!
406
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,391
Oh, mother of mercy, what have I done?!
407
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,726
Keep it together!
408
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,687
All right, we're gonna have
to do this commando style.
409
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,694
You want me to...
take off my underwear?
410
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:23,941
Coolness.
411
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,568
It slipped!
412
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,777
Stupid hands are all sweaty.
413
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:30,144
[SIGHS]
414
00:16:32,522 --> 00:16:33,898
Oh, what is this?
415
00:16:33,988 --> 00:16:36,901
Aw, all over my nice floors.
Hank-- Oh!
416
00:16:37,145 --> 00:16:38,664
[DEAN HUMMING]
417
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,126
Ow!
418
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:46,172
[WATCH BEEPING]
419
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,090
[SNIFFS]
420
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,217
[TIMER BUZZING]
421
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,722
What the--? Wh-Who are you?
422
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,099
Deeeeeaannn!
423
00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,186
Oh no, I-I've created a monster!
424
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,312
Sergeant Hatred! Help!
425
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:03,731
Come quick! I-I--
426
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:07,193
[SCREAMING]
427
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,908
Weird.
428
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,910
Weird, weird, weird.
429
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,079
They're all just standing
there like the living dead.
430
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:21,415
All with shaved heads,
all wearin' the same outfits...
431
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,084
Brainwashed, probably.
432
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,752
Yeah, you were right.
433
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,880
This is definitely some strango
cult stuff goin' on right here.
434
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,007
Bodies... dozens of them.
435
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:32,093
In an open grave out back.
436
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,345
Most of 'em look like--
They look like kids, sir!
437
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,347
Those sick bastards.
438
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,140
Okay, hit 'em with the lights.
439
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,143
Attention, you inside the compound!
440
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,979
'The hell?
441
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,272
This is the police.
442
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,399
Dude, your dad called the cops!
443
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,984
We gotta bolt right now!
444
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,652
- H-How?
- Don't you guys have a plane?
445
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,362
I don't know how to fly it.
446
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:54,282
And my pilot's license is only
rated for single engine craft.
447
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,658
So we're gonna need wheels.
448
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,743
My dad's car! We just washed it!
449
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,662
That's the murder weapon, dingus!
450
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,455
Why don't we just hop
on your brother's corpse
451
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:04,041
and toboggan down to the
county jail while we're at it?
452
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,293
[MUFFLED BREATHING]
453
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,633
Dean.
454
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:13,801
Dean?
455
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,469
[SCREAMING]
456
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:18,097
I'm sorry I tried to play God!
457
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,766
Please go away!
458
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:26,647
Ah-ha!
459
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:29,025
Fire bad! You fear fire!
460
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,848
What are you talking about?
461
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,769
Whoa!
462
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,621
Fire!
463
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:42,830
MAN [ON RADIO]:
Fire!
464
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,415
We've got a fire inside the compound.
465
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,292
They're goin' full Waco on us.
466
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,501
This is it people!
467
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,170
We gotta save those kids in there!
468
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:52,298
Move in! Move in!
469
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:53,883
Freeze!
470
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,427
Down on the ground, baldy!
471
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,724
HATRED:
Doc! Doc!
472
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,060
Code orange! Fire in the compound!
473
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,227
Yeah, no duh.
474
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,314
You gotta get to--
Oh, hey! It's the police!
475
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,441
Man, you guys got here qui-
476
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,818
This is your last warning, Churchy.
477
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:16,113
If you do not drop down
and spread 'em in 3... 2...
478
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,323
[ENGINE STARTS]
479
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,367
Hey, c'mon now, fellas!
480
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,243
Don't you know who I work for?
481
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,162
Yeah. Me. They're not impressed.
482
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,872
That my hard drive?
483
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,083
Hey, listen, uh, any questionable images
484
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,043
you may or may not find on there
485
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,879
are 100% computer-generated.
486
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,673
MAN [ON RADIO]:
Uh, sheriff?
487
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,132
You'd better get out here...
488
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,009
HANK:
Freedom!!!
489
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,135
Ahhgh!
490
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,889
Not again!!!
491
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:43,379
- You think they saw us?
- Look, dude! Look out!
492
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,905
Hey, that's where that is.
493
00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:00,866
Dean!
494
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,327
All I wanted was to grow my hair back!
495
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:04,495
W-What do you want from me?!
496
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,205
I want your pretty little life!
497
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,582
And your smooth, pretty little face!
498
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:11,168
I don't even want to be a scientist!
499
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:14,922
I'm only doing this because
my dad made me do it!
500
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,383
Me too!
501
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,304
What in the hell is that?
502
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,557
Probably the comet these poor fools think
503
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,309
they're gonna fly away to heaven on.
504
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,354
DERMOTT:
Dude! Hold up!
505
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,939
- Stop here!
- Did we miss a turn?
506
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,566
This is my house. I gotta go.
507
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:34,734
DERMOTT'S MOM:
Dermott, sweety? Is that you?
508
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:35,860
Coming...
509
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,529
- W-What about Mexico?
- I got curfew.
510
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,699
Besides, someone has to stay here
and disseminate the cover story.
511
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,534
- Dermott...
- I'm coming! Jeez!
512
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,453
Take a chill pill, why don't ya?
513
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:46,912
Vaya con Dios, dude.
514
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,748
Take this. You're gonna need it.
515
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:51,417
Get me, like, fireworks and Spanish fly.
516
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,296
[SIRENS APPROACH]
517
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,969
Son?
518
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,220
That's enough.
519
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:04,430
D-Daddy?
520
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,307
You don't need to hurt
that other poor Dean
521
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,892
to get what you want.
522
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,186
- I don't?
- No, son.
523
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,773
Because all you ever really
wanted was a father's love.
524
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:16,442
And you don't need
to look like him to get it.
525
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:17,777
- I don't?
- Of course not.
526
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,570
Aside from some basic hygiene issues,
527
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,947
you're perfect just the way you are.
528
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,073
Now come here.
529
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:25,690
Give your old man a hug.
530
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,287
That's it.
531
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,206
Let it all out.
532
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,082
Don't be shy, now. Hug away!
533
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:35,085
Daddy!
534
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,587
Who the hell was that?
535
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,288
[SIGHS]
536
00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:12,414
Mexico.
537
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:15,334
Hank! What the hell
do you think you're doing?!
538
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,336
Are you kidding? Are you kidding?
539
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,463
You set fire to your brother's lab,
540
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,131
you try to run away in my people mover,
541
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:22,508
you call the police on me?
542
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:24,718
And you think that entitles
you to listen to records?
543
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,595
What world are you living in,
544
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,013
where you think there's even a chance
545
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:30,599
that you won't be grounded
for the rest of the year?
546
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,394
And you don't take a man's
Jimmy Buffet records
547
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,312
without askin' either!
548
00:22:35,362 --> 00:22:39,912
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