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All right, I got 50 smackers
for each and every man...
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willing to work
an honest day at my compound.
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Who's up for it?
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I'm taking rocket engineers...
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radar-tracking operations managers...
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super fusion
fuel-rod insertion specialists...
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with venturilium-handling
experience...
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and I'm gonna need one or two guys...
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who can do
phased-plasma spectrum analysis.
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Any takers?
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Anybody?
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No?
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Geez.
They never learn.
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And they get lamer every week.
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Yeah, looks like Manosaurus.
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Better go check if he's got
any henchmen stuck further down.
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All right, all right...
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enough about
how great you're doing!
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It was a rhetorical question.
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What I'm really
calling about is just to, uh...
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give you a heads-up.
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I've got a meeting this morning
with a certain 4-star general...
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to discuss a certain
hot business deal with a certain me.
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You got a meeting with Manhowers, huh?
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- That's great, Rust.
- Yes, it is.
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Tell him I say hi, the choppers he ordered
will be ready a week ahead of schedule.
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So, anyway...
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next time you do a photo shoot
for one of the science rags...
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get ready to move over...
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because I'm lifting
my self-imposed media blackout.
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Hey, you saw the
super-scientific American piece, did you?
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That must have been
one of the gals in my P.R. Department.
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Hup. Hang on a sec.
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You have a Puerto Rican department?
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Hello? What? Rusty?
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Still here.
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- New phones. Hello?
- Hello, Dr. Venture?
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Still me.
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Hadji.
Give me good news, buddy.
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I wish that I could,
Dr. Venture, but this is not so!
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Hello.
I can hear you.
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We have had
some problems on the line.
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Come on, Raj,
are you snowballing me?
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You promised you'd put on
extra shifts to make the street date.
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A thousand pardons, Dr. Venture!
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Get off! Get off!
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We are trying to work for you!
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But I I have Jonny staying with me,
and he is in a bad, bad way!
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Car!
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He's early.
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Boys, inside.
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Doc! Doc! Code green!
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The eagle has landed!
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What am I to do?!
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My wife will leave me if I
bring him to the house again...
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but he is like my brother to me!
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Brother!
Hold on, Raj, I forgot.
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I got Rusty on the other line.
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Rusty?!
Has he asked you for money yet?
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Hold on, Hadji.
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Rust, you still there?
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Crap, did he hear us?!
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Places, everyone. Places!
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Turn on the juice!
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Uh, Dr. Venture, please.
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I got an appointment.
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And you are?
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General H.I. Manhowers,
United States Armed Forces.
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OK, now.
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Yes, yes, of course.
$1 0 million will be fine.
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And anytime
the European Space Agency needs more...
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you know where to find us.
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Grazie, signore Ventura.
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Ciao.
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Guten Tag.
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Oh, hello, you must be
General Manhowers?
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Oh.
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Well, shall I
give you the grand tour?
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But wait.
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Why walk
when you can ride in style?
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Moving walkway.
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Hmm.
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Hold all my calls!
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Venture Industries?
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Dean, they can't hear you.
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You don't have to pretend that hard.
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They can't?
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Oh, OK.
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I'm on.
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- Morning, dad.
- Hello, son!
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Say, is that where my top-secret...
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experimental hover boots have gotten to?
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Sorry, pop.
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I couldn't resist.
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They've got 1 ,001 uses
around the home, at work...
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or in combat situations.
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Boys will be boys.
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- Hmm.
- Morning, Dr. Venture.
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"Hey, pop!"
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"Hey, pop."
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All right, what's next?
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Ah, "Future man."
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Costume's on the rack,
wig's over here...
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makeup's in the bottom tray.
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Line?
Line!
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"Dr. Venture, quickly, the future is in peril."
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"She swoons.
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"Dr. Venture catches her,
and they kiss passionately."
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Ugh. Who writes this crap?
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Jeepers creepers!
What do you got there?
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Oh, you like that?
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It's just a little stealth bomber...
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I've been noodling around
with in my spare time.
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Now you're talking.
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What say we get
down there for a little looky-loo?
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Oh, uh, well,
it's not, uh, finished yet.
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Maybe next visit.
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Though I got to
wonder why you'd put a big logo...
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on a stealth plane.
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Um, so we can find it, of course.
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And now for the coup de grace--
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the most highly restricted area
of the Venture compound--
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our Rocket Research
Observation Command Center...
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or Rrocc!
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Uh, just-- just a sec.
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Uh, uh...
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uh, I...
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Looks like it's seen better--
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say, where is everyone?
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Yeah, I gave the staff the day off.
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The week.
Jewish holidays.
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What the...
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Not now,
not now, not now.
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Venture!
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Face me, Dr. Venture!
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Face me... if you dare!
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Uh, I'll take care of this.
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Hey. Hey!
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Uh, this kind of thing
happen a lot 'round here?
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Um, my archenemy quit...
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so lately I've got every
Tom, Dick, and Skeletor...
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out to make a name for himself
knocking on my door.
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Who's that other fella talking to him?
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Oh, he's another valued customer of mine.
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Aah! Aah!
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Uh, diplomat.
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Hell of a lot of
brand loyalty from the big Indian.
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- Stop it! Please!
- Come here, you little...
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- Aah! Aah!
- Come here!
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Hyah! Hyah!
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Aah!
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Well, since everything
seems to be under control out here...
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what say we head
back inside and talk business?
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Nah, I think I've seen enough.
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Wait. Wait!
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That's not all I've got.
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Look!
Zero-gravity pen!
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It writes in space.
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You keep it, son.
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Truth is, you got
a lot of impressive stuff here...
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- ...no two ways about it.
- Aah! Aah!
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A lot of it's the same impressive stuff...
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I saw back when
your dad was running the show...
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only it all still worked.
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Is this about your shoe?
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Because if you wait 20 minutes,
it'll come back around.
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Oh, I don't know how
gum got on the walkway.
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Yeah, yeah, thanks for
showing me around, Dr. Venture...
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and for the Fruitopia.
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Can't remember
the last time I had one of those.
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And speaking of shoes...
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you haven't seen these yet--
spy shoes!
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The soles flip around
so that the Russians...
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can't follow your footprints!
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I-I call them sneakies.
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Oh, stop it. It's over.
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We're not really gonna have to
sell the compound, are we, pa?
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I don't know, Dean.
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I don't know.
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Why don't you ask
Uncle J.J. for another loan?
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He's rolling in the dough.
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Perhaps I can be of assistance.
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I am Dr. Henry Killinger.
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And this is my r�sum�.
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"Freelance business consultant
and executive motivational coach."
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- I don't know if I can afford--
- I work pro bono.
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Great!
When can you start?
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I already have.
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Whoa!
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You cannot hope to reverse
your regrettable financial straits...
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without increasing
production und workflow.
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To do this,
you will need a highly skilled...
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full-time staff,
und here they are.
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Jesus!
How did the...
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Well, team building
is a specialty of mine.
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I can't--
they don't look Mexican!
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How am I supposed to
pay all these people?!
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You won't. The state will.
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These men are part of
a work furlough program.
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I call them the Venchmen.
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Do you get it? Venture?
Vench-men?
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No, no, I get it.
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I'm just imagining what
the super-science workers union...
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is gonna say when
they get a load of the scabs.
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They've been on strike for,
like, two years.
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Da-a-d!
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The manufacturing wing--
it's on fire!
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Aw, looks like
we're under attack again.
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Everybody in the panic room.
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I'll take care of this.
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Relax, my friend.
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There will be no more attacks.
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What you see is not fire
but industry breathing...
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new life into the corpse
of the Venture compound.
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I've never seen it do that before.
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Me neither.
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Wow!
You're some kind of magic man!
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No, you are the magic man.
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Wow!
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I suggest you put that
into a high-yield mutual fund.
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Now, if you will excuse me,
I have much work to do.
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Gentlemen.
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Esteemed representatives
of the machine workers...
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nuclear engineering
and custodial super-science unions...
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I have read your list of grievances...
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and am prepared to make you
a very generous offer...
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on behalf of Venture Industries.
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Who the hell are you?!
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Killinger--
Dr. Henry Killinger.
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And this is my magic murder bag.
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Well, gentlemen,
we have a deal on the table.
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What do you say? Any takers?
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"Notice of hostile takeover"?
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Who? Venture?
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What a dick!
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Wait, we're not even
a publicly traded company.
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Oh, uh, FYI--
I issued some shares back...
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when we needed cash
for the Nintendo Wii.
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What?!
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We're supposed to be partners!
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Why didn't--
is this supposed to be me?
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As a griffin, yeah.
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Well, we're partners, ain't we?
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- Why are you a Minotaur?
- Centaur.
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Eviction?!
But I'm not in arrears!
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The company is going back
into arachnid research.
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Your quarters have been rezoned.
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What?
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Why, Mr. Venture will hear of this!
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Dr. Venture has given me
power of attorney...
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in all business matters.
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Wait.
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There's something strange
about you, doughy mystery man.
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I sense-- hmm--
the presence of-- hmm...
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Hmm...
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Your powers
are useless on me, you silly Billy.
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Aah!
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You have until
noon tomorrow to vacate the premises.
260
00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:57,110
Good day.
261
00:10:57,530 --> 00:11:01,030
Yeah, I have just the thing
to snap him out of it back at my place.
262
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,240
I didn't know who else to call.
263
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,700
Thank you so much for doing this, Al.
264
00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:05,080
Before you thank me...
265
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,370
be warned--
I only have one bed.
266
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,460
It's a horsehair mattress,
so if you guys aren't allergic...
267
00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:12,420
- ...and you don't mind sharing...
- Ugh.
268
00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:14,130
I know, I know, sharing a bed...
269
00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:16,920
with this guy's like
sleeping with a 1 0-speed bike.
270
00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:18,050
You two?
271
00:11:18,170 --> 00:11:19,380
It's not what you think.
272
00:11:19,510 --> 00:11:21,970
We did a lot of road gigs in the old days.
273
00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:23,130
Yo, beefcake!
274
00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:25,510
Can we get a hand truck
over here, or what?
275
00:11:26,180 --> 00:11:27,140
You want me to what?!
276
00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:29,390
Now that we have repaired
your business structure...
277
00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:32,600
we must get to work
on repairing your soul.
278
00:11:32,730 --> 00:11:33,940
I'm not following you.
279
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,770
You will never be able to
reach your full potential until...
280
00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:39,230
you first confront
your deep-seated fear of success.
281
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:40,610
Now get into the bag.
282
00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:42,070
What's in it?
283
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,070
Only what you take with you.
284
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,740
OK.
285
00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:49,200
I'm standing in a bag.
286
00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:50,830
Are you?
287
00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:54,870
This is--
this is my old kitchen.
288
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,540
I remember this wallpaper.
289
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,500
Hey!
290
00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:01,920
"Remember."
Remember what?
291
00:12:02,050 --> 00:12:04,760
What does this have to do
with my super-science business?
292
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:05,800
Hello?!
293
00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:07,510
Hello, Rusty!
294
00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:09,560
You're up bright and early.
295
00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,270
I heard noises.
296
00:12:11,390 --> 00:12:15,900
Oh, um, daddy
had a little sleepover.
297
00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:18,570
Say, uh, what ya eating there?
298
00:12:18,690 --> 00:12:20,150
Alpha Dog!
299
00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,190
I like Apple Mummy better, though.
300
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,530
Apple Mummy.
301
00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:30,370
Either way, the thing is
you've got to get a good breakfast...
302
00:12:30,490 --> 00:12:33,540
because breakfast is
the most important meal of the day.
303
00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:35,250
King Nutri-man's my favorite...
304
00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:37,080
but you don't get a prize!
305
00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:39,210
Aw, what are you
trying to do to me?!
306
00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:44,260
This is the moment
your feelings of inadequacy...
307
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:47,510
first manifested themselves--
when your father...
308
00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,930
turned from role model
to tormentor/rival.
309
00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:53,140
What are you
going to do about it?!
310
00:12:57,730 --> 00:12:58,650
Pop?!
311
00:12:58,770 --> 00:13:00,190
Help me, pop!
312
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:01,520
Hold tight, Rusty!
313
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,650
I'll have you out of this in a jiff.
314
00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:05,780
No, do not call out
to your father to save you.
315
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,530
He is the one who tied you up...
316
00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:09,570
und buried your dreams in this tomb.
317
00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:11,910
He commands
these creatures of the dark--
318
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:16,250
fear, self-loathing,
stinkin' thinkin', und dillydallying.
319
00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:20,340
Free yourself
and destroy this temple of failure!
320
00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:22,670
Ugh!
321
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,420
Aah!
322
00:13:25,550 --> 00:13:26,510
Rusty?
323
00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:28,640
What's all that racket?
324
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,220
The goliath will not stop
crushing your soul...
325
00:13:31,350 --> 00:13:33,430
until you slay him once und forever.
326
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:34,810
Kill him!
327
00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:37,190
Take your rightful place
on the Venture throne...
328
00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:40,230
und become
the golden boy/king godhead.
329
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,650
Lights out, son.
330
00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:42,900
It's time for bed.
331
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:46,190
Do it-- slay him now
and forever be free!
332
00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:52,580
The son has become the father...
333
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:55,410
und the floodgates
of heaven have opened.
334
00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:57,660
Prosperity rains upon you.
335
00:13:57,790 --> 00:13:59,420
Mmm.
336
00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:02,880
Ah, but who is this tiny little man?
337
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,380
Why is he stealing your birthright?
338
00:14:07,170 --> 00:14:11,050
Careful-- the vision was
so traumatizing to your psyche...
339
00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:12,180
you had a seizure.
340
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:14,220
What?!
How did I get in here?!
341
00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:15,560
Why am I naked?
342
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,390
Did you slip me a roof-o?
343
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,600
You're naked
because you've been born again.
344
00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:23,060
Your old clothes,
your old life no longer fit you.
345
00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:26,070
But I have something that will.
346
00:14:26,190 --> 00:14:28,650
Und I'll be needing my wallet back also.
347
00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:31,240
Ah, Mr. Samson.
348
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,070
Uh, yeah.
349
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,950
Here, it's a little housewarming gift.
350
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,660
Give it here, big man.
351
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:39,910
Ah? Tch-tch-tch.
352
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:40,960
Pop a squat.
353
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,630
You're just in time to rescue us
from Mr. Goodtimes here.
354
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,800
Er, to what do
we owe this unannounced...
355
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:47,880
but welcome pleasure?
356
00:14:48,010 --> 00:14:50,130
I dunno, bored, I guess.
357
00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:52,720
Then you've vanquished
your demonic intruder?
358
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,800
Excellent!
359
00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:56,140
I presume you've come
to invite us back to home?
360
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,140
Uh, no, that new Killinger guy...
361
00:14:58,270 --> 00:15:00,390
got rid of all those costumed schmoes...
362
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,190
who kept bugging us,
so there's just...
363
00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:06,150
not a whole hell of a lot for me
to do at the compound.
364
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,740
What?!
Not a lot to do?!
365
00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:12,110
Mr. Samson, are you not
spiritually and morally outraged...
366
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,530
to find yourself the tenant
of the devil himself?!
367
00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:15,620
Huh?
368
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,160
Oh, well, sure,
you know, I was pissed...
369
00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:19,790
when he told me
I'd have to start paying rent.
370
00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:21,790
Even more when
he gave me a retroactive bill...
371
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,000
for the last two years.
372
00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:28,590
But he explained
how I could write it all off...
373
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:32,510
so now I'm getting
way more back from the I .R .S.
374
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,390
and I come out
ahead of the game.
375
00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:37,890
But what of your boys?
376
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:41,180
Surely you don't think them safe
in the hands of the beast!
377
00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:44,020
Gods, he's probably
shaking them as we speak!
378
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:46,650
Shaking them
like a nanny possessed!
379
00:15:46,770 --> 00:15:47,690
The boys?
380
00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:49,820
No, no, no, no,
he's crazy about them...
381
00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:51,780
and they're crazy about him.
382
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:54,450
Where's Hank?
383
00:15:56,910 --> 00:15:59,410
Dean's really excelling in his studies...
384
00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:02,830
getting great progress printouts
from his learning bed...
385
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,540
which I got to credit to Killinger's tutoring.
386
00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:07,710
Well, what did we learn?
387
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:10,420
I'm not sure about some
of the stuff he's teaching Hank.
388
00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:12,550
This man stole from your father.
389
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,550
Teach him the meaning of loyalty.
390
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,760
But he's got a PHD in child psychology...
391
00:16:17,890 --> 00:16:20,720
so, you know, whatever.
392
00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:24,230
Have you not
the eyes to see what he's doing?!
393
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:26,560
I have touched his mind!
394
00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:28,980
His is the way
of the serpent and the apple!
395
00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:31,610
He's seduced your employer
with the poison promises...
396
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,400
of a Faustian covenant...
397
00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:37,870
giving with one hand as he macerates
your souls with the other!
398
00:16:37,990 --> 00:16:40,160
We must stop him at once! !
399
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:42,660
Oh.
400
00:16:42,790 --> 00:16:44,660
I'm not sure about this.
401
00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:46,250
If you want to be a power player...
402
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,080
you need to look like one.
403
00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:49,790
How is the fit?
404
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,010
Snug, but there's room.
405
00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:54,340
You'll grow into it.
406
00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:55,970
Well, it's... different.
407
00:16:56,090 --> 00:16:59,430
Richard Nixon said the same thing
when I gave him his first power tie.
408
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,560
What do these things do?
409
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,930
This one is for your diet pills,
and this is for what have you.
410
00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:04,980
Hmm.
411
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,940
Hm.
412
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,360
- I like it.
- Ah.
413
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:10,860
I-I'm sorry...
414
00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:14,360
I've become the proud papa.
415
00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:15,860
Oh.
416
00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:18,240
I love mein job.
417
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,410
- Whew! Hey-o!
- Shh!
418
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,130
Ah, shit. That's new.
419
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,750
Intruders on the grounds.
420
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,340
Should we call it in to the doctor?
421
00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:37,090
Magic cloak of concealment!
422
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,970
Hurry, now.
423
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,310
Oh, please hurry.
424
00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:48,480
Can't... keep... it... up!
425
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,810
Oh!
426
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,030
The universe wants you to be happy...
427
00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:57,320
und have all the things you want in life.
428
00:17:57,450 --> 00:18:00,990
She is waiting to pour out
her bounty of blessings upon you.
429
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:04,830
Visualize the things you want
in your mind's eye.
430
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:07,500
If they belong to someone else, take them.
431
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,000
We will cover lethal force in the next--
432
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,380
Why are we putting on these getups,
again?
433
00:18:15,510 --> 00:18:18,340
Because he knows my face
and because he's magic.
434
00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:20,260
What are we, chopped liver?
435
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,430
We're somewhat less magic,
so we must resort to...
436
00:18:22,550 --> 00:18:24,850
Mr. Samson's plan
of subterfuge and attack.
437
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:25,970
Are you finished?
438
00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:30,350
I'm very excited about this plan.
439
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,400
Ow!
440
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,770
I thought I gave you power of attorney...
441
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,690
so I wouldn't have to
be bothered with this kind of crap!
442
00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:36,070
This is different.
443
00:18:36,190 --> 00:18:38,240
It must be in your own hand
und only in blood.
444
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:40,860
Well, you've got enough of it
to print a KISS comic book with.
445
00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:42,620
What the hell am I signing,
a Zeppelin?
446
00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:44,120
A most sacred pact--
447
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,200
membership in the most
elite brotherhood...
448
00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:48,410
mit exclusive arching rights.
449
00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:50,210
Didn't have to go through all...
450
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:53,000
this hooey to get my first archenemy,
but what the hey?
451
00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:54,090
Did you pick me a good one?
452
00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:56,050
No. You did.
453
00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:57,210
What?!
454
00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:58,380
My brother?!
455
00:18:58,510 --> 00:18:59,420
Bingo.
456
00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:01,300
Isn't it perfect?
457
00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:04,550
It's a classic Cain und Abel story.
458
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,890
Well-- but--
but he can't arch me.
459
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,060
He's not even a super--
460
00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:10,390
Oh, my god.
461
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,400
This is-- but I'm not a...
462
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:13,480
Aren't you?
463
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,770
Is this not what your heart
was trying to tell you...
464
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:16,860
in your visions?
465
00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:17,900
Sign it!
466
00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:20,150
Make your blood feud official!
467
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,360
Act now!
468
00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:24,410
Venchmen are standing by for your order!
469
00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:28,700
Ready, Dr. O?
470
00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:29,870
On 3.
471
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,120
1 ...2...
472
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,550
Uh, gee,
would you-- oh!
473
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,550
Would you...
Ugh!
474
00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:42,470
The fiend!
475
00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:45,090
It's as if he's cast
a spell of binding on the machine!
476
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,890
OK, OK, plan "B."
477
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,220
Al, take the door.
478
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:57,570
I swear, this has never
happened to me before.
479
00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:59,900
Oh, does nothing work in this place?!
480
00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:04,820
We're too late!
481
00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:07,030
Venchmen!
482
00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:09,660
Aah!
483
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,290
This is it.
484
00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:18,540
Excuse me.
485
00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:19,880
Excuse me, pardon me.
486
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,470
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me.
487
00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:24,760
Thanks for this opportunity.
488
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,300
- Thank you.
- Excuse me.
489
00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:30,100
Hey, nice working with you, man.
490
00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:31,140
Doc, you OK?
491
00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:32,980
I-I don't know.
492
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:38,730
I-- he-- he thinks I'm a--
Brock, am I a...
493
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:39,820
bad person?
494
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,030
What the hell just happened?
495
00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:42,490
Am I, Brock?!
496
00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:43,990
Uh...
497
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,990
Where is the one called Killinger?!
498
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,990
Uh, he-- he left.
499
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,330
Uncle Henry's gone?
500
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,370
No!
501
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,290
But we saw you sign...
502
00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:54,660
His severance agreement.
503
00:20:54,790 --> 00:20:57,000
I didn't sign the--
the other thing.
504
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:59,250
So he thanked me for my time...
505
00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:03,260
wished me luck,
and then just flew out the window.
506
00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:05,050
With your pants?
507
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,470
Is that the severance package?
508
00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:07,590
That sucks.
509
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,510
Well, did he at least leave a note?!
510
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,680
He's supposed to take me
rock climbing tomorrow!
511
00:21:11,810 --> 00:21:14,020
Oh, hell, I'll take you, Aqualad.
512
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,520
Hold me, Brock?
513
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:16,770
Uh, no.
514
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:17,940
Please?
515
00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:20,400
I feel so empty.
516
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,520
What?
517
00:21:21,650 --> 00:21:24,240
You guys said you wanted to help...
518
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,650
"Not with a stolen dick."
519
00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:29,820
"All the world's a stage...
520
00:21:29,950 --> 00:21:32,370
"und all the men
and women merely players.
521
00:21:32,490 --> 00:21:35,290
"They have their exits
and their entrances...
522
00:21:35,410 --> 00:21:38,790
"und one man
in his time plays many parts...
523
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,880
"his acts being seven ages."
524
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,170
Ha ha! You said it, killer!
525
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,760
And you can read
more about it in the Bible.
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Bill, bill, bill, final notice.
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Hmm.
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Ugh!
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Oh! June 6, 2003?!
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