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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:06,273 Mayday! Mayday! 2 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:07,608 We have broken orbit! 3 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:10,043 Repeat: Gargantua-1 has broken orbit! 4 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:12,913 We've lost stabilizers! Retrorockets are offline 5 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:15,983 and all failsafes have... failed! 6 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:18,118 Houston, do you copy?! 7 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:23,257 We're done for, Anna. Make peace with your higher power. 8 00:00:23,323 --> 00:00:25,425 There is one thing we could try. 9 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:28,295 Anna! What are you doing?! 10 00:00:28,495 --> 00:00:29,963 Restrain yourself! 11 00:00:56,957 --> 00:00:59,459 Look at that! Clamoring for a piece of that big phony. 12 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:01,228 - That should be me up there. - Really? 13 00:01:01,328 --> 00:01:04,565 - Why is that exactly? - Is that supposed to be a joke? 14 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:06,633 Whose space station just saved the world? 15 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,237 Manstrong's? No, mine. He was just along for the ride. 16 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:12,072 They might as well give a medal to the seats 17 00:01:12,139 --> 00:01:14,074 while they're pinning one on Luck Rogers. 18 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:15,576 Luck Rogers? 19 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:18,512 Do you like that? I almost said Flash-In-the-Pan Gordon. 20 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,514 - Glad you didn't. - No pictures, son. 21 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:23,717 Aw, gyp! 22 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:24,985 Hey, Hey! 23 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,723 Yeah! Join the bush club. 24 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,327 - Samson. - Houser. 25 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:36,629 - Samson. - Houser. 26 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:40,300 Sam... 27 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,936 What's the matter? Couldn't hack field work anymore... 28 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:45,239 so they made you White House hall monitor? 29 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,608 You listen to me, and you listen to me great, Samson. 30 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,810 You may be a O.S.I., but here, at the White House... 31 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:53,981 you're just another civilian. And I got my eyes on you. 32 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,984 Both of you. 33 00:01:57,818 --> 00:02:00,053 - Friend of yours? - We were in 'Nam together. 34 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:02,623 Wait! You were, like, ten during Vietnam. 35 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:04,825 I didn't say during the war. 36 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,317 There I was, 37 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:32,519 grappling with the controls 38 00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:36,023 of the proud and mighty grande dame of the stars 39 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:38,859 as she burned up on re-entry. 40 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:40,627 Let him have his moment. 41 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:42,663 I'll have my turn, as soon as the president 42 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:45,065 gets a load of a certain little something something 43 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:46,733 I just happened to bring along. 44 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:49,136 Tell me you didn't bring that thing with you. 45 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,838 Do you hate these things as much as I do? 46 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:53,974 Bunch of back-patting phonies! 47 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:57,511 At least the wine is decent. Keep it coming, honey! 48 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,147 And the next thing I knew, 49 00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:04,451 I was waking up in an army hospital in Iranistan. 50 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:08,555 Really? And that's all you remember about the whole darned thing? 51 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,857 Unfortunately, yes. 52 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:15,095 I suppose it was that nasty bump on the head I took in the crash. 53 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:17,197 Manstrong? 54 00:03:17,264 --> 00:03:19,566 Colonel Bud Manstrong, can you hear me? 55 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:23,270 He's coming out of it. The procedure was a success. 56 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,906 - What about the chip? - It's not going anywhere. 57 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:29,376 - Who's your friend over here? - That's Brock Samson. 58 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:32,946 - But he is no friend of mine. - Too bad. 59 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:36,817 Remember when I called to tell you I'd been accosted on Gargantua-1? 60 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,418 Of course I do! 61 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:41,355 Oh, the tears! The sniffling! 62 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:42,990 Yes, well... 63 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:45,325 - He's the fellow who did it. - Him?! 64 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:48,895 So, why'd you beat my little boy up and steal his girlfriend, blondie? 65 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:51,765 - Oh, mother. - Don't say too much, do you? 66 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:55,836 Well, that's okay. I like the strong and silent type. 67 00:03:56,036 --> 00:04:00,474 Ladies and gentlemen, a toast to Colonel Bud Manstrong. 68 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:04,411 A man of bravery, integrity, and indomitable spirit... 69 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:07,481 Oh, quit blowing smoke up the boy's ass, Breyer. 70 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,916 We all know the real reason Bud's here. 71 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:12,986 Your administration's in the crapper, and you need 72 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:17,991 Mrs. Manstrong's little boyscout on the team to polish that turd. 73 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,394 To Bud! 74 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:22,763 Whoopsie. 75 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:25,465 Mother! You can't talk to the president like that. 76 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:27,467 Well, I didn't vote for him! 77 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:31,638 Listen, you just keep smiling, and let your mother deal with the politics. 78 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:33,607 He's embarrassed by his mother. 79 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,976 I breast-fed this one till he lost his baby teeth 80 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:37,644 and he's embarrassed by me? 81 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:38,812 Oh, mother! 82 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:42,682 Prudish! Takes after his father, the late senator, God rest his soul. 83 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:46,253 Man couldn't find a G-spot without a senate subcommittee. 84 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,488 - Oh, mother! - Say, Bud! 85 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:50,891 Or is it Budly? Budward? What's Bud short for? 86 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,926 Nothing. It's just Bud. 87 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:56,963 Yeah? Seeing as how you're all tight with the big guy 88 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,899 because you broke my space station, 89 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:02,736 I was wondering, if maybe, you might put in a good word for me. 90 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:06,373 Why don't you stop bothering my son, you awful little nobody! 91 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:09,409 Vultures, Buddy! Everyone's gonna want a piece of you now, 92 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:11,278 but you don't give 'em a thing. 93 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:13,713 - Are you listening to me?! - Yes, Mother. 94 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:15,572 Colonel Bud Manstrong, 95 00:05:15,767 --> 00:05:17,317 listen to your mother! 96 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:18,952 Yes, Mother. 97 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:29,129 So, then the teacher said, "Johnny Deeper!"... 98 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,099 and so he stuck it in deeper! What?! 99 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:36,436 Seriously, lady! 100 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:38,872 Knock it off! I'm not into it! 101 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,009 Smooth. 102 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:46,246 Well, perhaps we should call it a night, eh, folks? 103 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,682 Thank y'all for coming, and please, let's... 104 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:52,285 let's have another round of applause for the good colonel. 105 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:55,255 Come on. Hands together. You, too. 106 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:59,926 Bud, why don't you come see me privately in the Oval Office? 107 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:03,797 You boys better come with me. 108 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:05,866 But... Johnny Deeper! 109 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,435 I'm terribly sorry, sir. 110 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:11,004 Mother is... headstrong. 111 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:12,806 She speaks her mind 112 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:15,408 and one has no choice but to listen. 113 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:18,612 Now don't you sweat it, Colonel Hangdog. Your mother's right. 114 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,281 My administration's up to its ass in scandal. 115 00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:23,383 Hell, my VP is under indictment. 116 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:25,685 Anyways, I'm up for re-election in November. 117 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:27,220 And I don't have a Chinaman's chance 118 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,856 unless I find me a squeaky-clean running mate. 119 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,292 Good luck in this town, though. Cigar? 120 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:36,596 Well, I don't usually partake, but... Shucks! 121 00:06:36,696 --> 00:06:39,966 I'm not in an oxygen-rich environment anymore! 122 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,868 And how can one decline an offer 123 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:45,405 from the president of these United States? 124 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:47,174 Wait. Not that one. 125 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,943 I'm glad you feel that way, Bud, 126 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,012 'cause I've got a proposition for you. 127 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:54,181 How'd you like to be vice president? 128 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,682 Me?! 129 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:57,984 Hell, yeah, you! Who'd you think I'm talking about? 130 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,786 You're a genuine hero, boy. 131 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,755 The bureau can't find a damn thing on you, 132 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:04,891 and, plus, you're a little bit of the eye candy for the ladies. 133 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:07,494 Speaking of which... Take your pick. 134 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:10,096 I'm not sure I follow you, sir. 135 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,265 Any of my secretarial staff. 136 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:14,601 Except the one in the blue dress that smells like this. 137 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:15,835 Dear Lord! 138 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:19,206 That Phyllis' got my name written all over her! 139 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:20,774 Literally! 140 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,376 I once wrote my name on the front of her dress with the tip of my... 141 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:27,047 Oh, no! I'm not hearing this! I'm not hearing this! 142 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:29,015 Good evening, sir! 143 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:34,921 Cass? 144 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:37,190 I'll take that blowjob now. 145 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:39,893 Now, you boys get yourselves some sleep 146 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,728 and don't you worry about a thing. 147 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:45,532 I'm just gonna get some club soda on these here stains before they set. 148 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:47,100 All your troubles be over. 149 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,569 I don't think club soda can fix my problem. 150 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:51,304 Child. 151 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,707 Little club soda get out most anything. 152 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,710 - Wait! Don't leave! - Dude, what is your damage? 153 00:07:56,876 --> 00:08:01,281 I saw something. I think this place is... haunted. 154 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:03,383 You're just being superstitious. 155 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,952 I am not! Just extra-stitious. 156 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,955 There's something wiggy going on. I can feel it. 157 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:11,324 It's like... like we're being watched. 158 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:12,993 Yeah, well... 159 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:14,828 Lincoln bedroom is secure. Over. 160 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:19,466 Whoa! Whoa! Slow down, Buddy. 161 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:22,135 - Tell mama what happened. - He was horrible, mother! 162 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:25,705 That drooling, foul-mouthed, pervert of a man... 163 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:27,240 And crude! 164 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:31,678 He said the most disgraceful, ribaldrous things. 165 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:34,014 Yeah, yeah. Did he offer you vice president? 166 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,815 He did! And I told him 167 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:38,018 he could just take that job and he could... 168 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:40,153 he could stick... he could take it... 169 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,088 and he could stick the job in... 170 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:44,291 I ran away! 171 00:08:44,491 --> 00:08:47,560 Then get back in there and tell him you changed your mind. 172 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:50,063 You want me to come with you and show you how? 173 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,865 Like when mama held your pee-pee 174 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,767 and taught you how to make your sisses? 175 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:56,770 But, mother, you said not to give anyone anything. 176 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,205 Without getting something in return, Buddy. 177 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:00,974 You gotta make him pay, Buddy! 178 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,142 But I don't want... 179 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:06,579 Colonel Bud Manstrong, listen to your mother. 180 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:09,449 You will go back in there and take this job 181 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:13,019 because it will put you next to the most powerful man in the world. 182 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:16,423 Now, be a man and do what has to be done! 183 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:18,992 Oh, come on, Brock. 184 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,861 Just buy me five minutes. I've been practicing my pitch all week. 185 00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:24,664 You just have no clue, do you? 186 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:28,168 These aren't a bunch of fake pirates or dinks in rubber butterfly suits, Doc. 187 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:31,871 We're talking about the United States Secret Service. 188 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:35,842 Please. We'll both be off the hook when he feasts his eyes on what I have to offer. 189 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:39,179 This thing sells itself. If it doesn't, I can't afford to pay you this month. 190 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,915 - You don't pay me. - Why do you keep looking around? 191 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,284 You're really afraid of that Houser guy, aren't you? 192 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:48,455 No. Manstrong's mom. She's got a few drinks in her 193 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:52,258 and she tried to free Nelson Mandela under the table. 194 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:55,662 Say... Okay, plan B. 195 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:57,731 You throw the old broad a mercy lay 196 00:09:57,797 --> 00:10:01,501 and in exchange she sweet-talks the president for me. 197 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:06,005 Nice scene you made at dinner, Samson. 198 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:09,376 Don't ever embarrass the president like that again. 199 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,845 I don't think the agency could possibly demote you 200 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,913 any lower than they already have. 201 00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:17,617 But I hear there's an opening in the mail room. 202 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:20,453 Helsinki branch. 203 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:25,725 I gotta take... I got a call. I gotta take this. 204 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,193 You know what, Doc? 205 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,395 - You're on. - Really? 206 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:29,629 Plan A or plan B? 207 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:01,561 Venture brothers! 208 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:02,962 You must help me! 209 00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:07,434 Colonel Manstrong is going to assassinate the president! 210 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:11,938 Hank, wake up! It's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln! 211 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,073 Who? 212 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:18,645 Mr. President, 213 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:22,182 my boy had a little crisis of conscience earlier. 214 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:25,185 But... Well... 215 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,986 Just do it, Buddy. 216 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:30,790 Mr. President... 217 00:11:33,199 --> 00:11:34,227 Oh, my God! 218 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,130 Hello, Dr. Venture. 219 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:41,034 If I could have a moment of your time, I have something amazing to show you! 220 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:44,537 Security breach! Security breach! Damn it! Houser, where are you?! 221 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,639 Thank God! 222 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,842 Arrest this ma... Hey, you're not my guy. 223 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,543 Got about a minute, Doc. Make it count. 224 00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:53,646 Hear me out, your Excellency! If you're anything like me, 225 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:56,282 then you're super concerned about security. 226 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:59,385 Because in these uncertain times, what could be more important 227 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,721 than the safety of your family, your home, 228 00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:04,357 your country, and your troops on the battlefield? 229 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,327 Down in front, stick! We were talking here! 230 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,162 Allow me to formally make your acquaintance 231 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,898 with the Venture Dome, the world's first fully portable, 232 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:14,033 battery-powered, invisible force field. 233 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,134 Gun! 234 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:19,339 A microchip! Microchip! It's in the back of his head. 235 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,140 His mother is using it to control him 236 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,344 and she's going to make him assassinate the president! 237 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,447 It just sounds a little far-fetched. 238 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,682 Yeah. Thank you. I'm glad you said it. 239 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:33,086 What? Didn't either of you see The Manchurian Candidate? 240 00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:35,655 Not even the remake with Denzel? Come on! 241 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:38,024 I've been dead for seven score years and even... 242 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:40,326 - Who is this guy? - Abraham Lincoln! 243 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:44,030 16th President of the United States! Come on! You're kidding me! 244 00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,299 Yeah, didn't you learn anything in bed? 245 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:49,002 All right. All right, how about this? 246 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:50,970 I'm the $5.00 bill guy. 247 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,872 You invented the $5.00 bill? 248 00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:54,908 Yes, Hank. Yes, I did. 249 00:12:54,995 --> 00:12:57,944 Dean, you seem a little more on the ball here. 250 00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:00,914 - Help me stop Manstrong. - Why do you need us? 251 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,717 Because I'm immaterial. Look at this. It's a no-go. 252 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:08,054 I need to possess one of your bodies just for a little while 253 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:11,624 till I can stop him. Will one of you do that for me? 254 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:13,927 - For the Union? - Not it! 255 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:17,263 One, two, three... nine, ten. Jinx! You owe me a coke! 256 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:21,267 You are in for a world of suck, mister. 257 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,003 Why are you men lollygagging?! 258 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:25,705 - Lock this jackass up! - They can't hear you. 259 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,140 Sound-proof. 260 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:30,043 - What the Sam-crazy... - It's a force field. 261 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:33,046 - Of my own design. - All right, turn it off, smart face. 262 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:36,716 - You smashed the remote. - Well, unplug it then. Whatever. 263 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,252 What am I, an amateur? It's battery-powered. 264 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,155 - Excellent for armies in the field. - All in a package this small? 265 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,390 - Stand back, sir. - I wouldn't do that. 266 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,926 - They're... nuclear batteries. - Nucular? 267 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,695 That's not actually a word, but, yes! 268 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:51,197 All right, people, we got a situation here. I'm gonna need troops... 269 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:54,467 Not gonna work either. Jams radios, phones, intercoms... 270 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,135 Only on the deluxe model, of course. 271 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,638 So, how the hell are we supposed to get out of here? 272 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:01,674 Well, it'll run out of juice on it's own in about... 273 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,610 What's the half-life on cobalt again? 274 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,879 - 5.24 years. - 5.24 years. 275 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,414 Give or take. 276 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:17,724 Yes, yes. Of course, general. You can count on me. 277 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,593 Sorry, hon. Gotta work tonight. National emergency. 278 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,295 Little man need Ned help? 279 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,664 - Ned protect little man. - No, no, Ned. Thank you. 280 00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:27,433 - I won't be in any danger. - Ned love little man! 281 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,803 Okay! A little too tight, Ned! 282 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,673 Ned give little man the brain vein. 283 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:36,009 It's okay, Ned. You ready, captain? 284 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,977 Gassed up and on the runway, chairman. 285 00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,646 Don't wait up, hon. 286 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,589 Dude! What the dilly?! 287 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,157 Did it work? What happened? 288 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,992 Honest Abe's a mo, that's what happened! 289 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:55,528 Sorry! Sorry! What came over me? 290 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,564 I was just a bit overwhelming having a body again. 291 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:02,035 All those hormones! All right. 292 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:06,506 Just let me try this again. I'm ready for it this time. 293 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,642 - Who's Triana, by the way? - Just get in. 294 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,378 - And no funny business. - Yes, already. 295 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,580 Like you boys never experimented. 296 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:15,882 Dean! 297 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,518 There. You're safe now, sir. 298 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:21,654 - I've secured a perimeter. - That's great, Houser. 299 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,323 You hear that, people? Nobody crosses this line. 300 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:27,026 You think you could maybe not smoke in here? 301 00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:30,029 - Fine. - Thank you. 302 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,498 It's still going. 303 00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:36,035 Now the other one's caught. Nice one. 304 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,238 Everything you touch turns to suck. It's official. 305 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:41,507 Oh, no! They called my brother? 306 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,209 Could this be any more embarrassing? 307 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:46,846 Yeah, all right, hi. I see you. Go to hell. 308 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,348 Well, Doc, can you break it down or what? 309 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:53,352 Well, I could try to generate an artificial Einstein-Rosen bridge, 310 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:57,724 but I can't guarantee we wouldn't be sucked into another dimension. 311 00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:01,227 Well! Hey, there, nephew! What are you doing? 312 00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:03,763 That little bastard! 313 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:05,898 How'd he do that? 314 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,703 - Gotta go. - What are you trying to do, Dean? 315 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,371 We're helping our new ghost pal. 316 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,840 Ain't that something! 317 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,576 I wish my boy had that kind of creativity. 318 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,078 Colonel Manstrong's going to assassinate the president! 319 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,647 It's not really his fault though. His mom's controlling him. 320 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,584 Don't give me that psycho-babble, son. After a certain age... 321 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:27,754 a man needs to take responsibility for his own actions. 322 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,322 - Okay. - Sure! 323 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,390 Maybe if I had hugged my thick-headed son more, 324 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:35,294 he wouldn't have started them fires or stolen all that lacrosse equipment, 325 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,797 but, damn it, sometimes they're just bad apples. 326 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,665 Damnation! 327 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:43,035 Force field! I didn't see that one coming. Sorry, Dean. 328 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,737 Okay, okay. New plan. 329 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,606 Well, you just KO'ed Uncle Sam. 330 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,908 Why can't you just do that to an astronaut and his mom? 331 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,810 That's not Uncle Sam, it's me! 332 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,912 Couldn't lay a glove on it if it weren't. 333 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:56,816 I can only move things in the material world that bear my image. 334 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,185 Wait! That penny in your pocket, Dean. 335 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,587 I was able to get that through the force field. That's it! 336 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,056 We build a gun made out of pennies! 337 00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,359 Exactly! Wait, no! That's insane. 338 00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:07,727 But I have another idea. 339 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:12,231 Boys, I need $5.00 bills. Scores of them! Ten score at least. 340 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:13,666 How are we gonna find that many? 341 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,702 How, how? What are you, an owl? He can make them with his magic. 342 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:20,072 For the last time, Hank, I'm a ghost, not a genie. 343 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:22,375 You two must find a way! 344 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:26,045 Wait! Does it matter if it's the new fives or the old ones? 345 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:29,715 I prefer the new ones. But whatever! Go, go! 346 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:56,776 Score! Thank you, Ambassador Mumbattu. 347 00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:02,615 Well, I promised my wife and Jesus I wouldn't anymore. 348 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,551 But things being as they are, well... 349 00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:08,154 Thank you, no, sir. I'm on duty. 350 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,456 - Hey! Hey! Perimeter! - Do something. 351 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,058 Am I the only one that cares about... 352 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,727 Am I the only one that cares about perimeters? 353 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,063 'Cause I'm starting to think I am. 354 00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:19,332 And I don't... and I don't like it. 355 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,768 Mother's had a bit too much already. 356 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,971 - How about you? - I don't drink. 357 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:29,141 - I'm sorry. - For what? 358 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:32,278 Lieutenant Baldavich. I didn't know she was... 359 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,413 your girlfriend. That wasn't cool. 360 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,315 Mr. Samson, 361 00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:39,986 Gargantua-1 was an orbiting metal Eden 362 00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:44,290 until you sullied it with your Brando-esque sensuality 363 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,260 and your non-regulation apparel. 364 00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:51,030 Sorry doesn't quite make up for deflowering my Eve. 365 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:54,333 Come on. Enough with the boyscout act. 366 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:57,603 You two were alone on that thing for years. 367 00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:00,072 Now, don't tell me you never hit that. 368 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,875 What?! I never struck her! 369 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:06,178 How dare you even imply that I did! 370 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,447 I loved her! 371 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,487 This ain't good. 372 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:18,925 FDR. Now, he was a real president. 373 00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:20,726 I loved to watch him sleep. 374 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,596 Weight of the world on his little polio shoulders. 375 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,631 The Depression, World War II. 376 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:29,635 He slept like a baby. Now, that is a clear conscience. 377 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:33,439 This Breyer guy, though, he's the worst president I've ever seen. 378 00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,608 Then why am I wasting my time with this? 379 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,911 Honestly? I'm kind of hoping to earn my wings on this deal. 380 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,981 So, we're not just saving the president, 381 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:43,816 we're saving you, too! 382 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,319 My Lincoln sense is tingling! 383 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,955 Manstrong's making his move! Hurry, boys! 384 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,323 Svengali! 385 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,959 No, no! Look, this is not what it looks like. 386 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,462 First Anna, now my mother?! 387 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,764 Have you no shame, you... 388 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,167 You mandingo! 389 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,736 Okay, get up! We're doing this! 390 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,639 You and me, Samson, right now! Let's go! 391 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:09,542 Come on, man. You know I'm just gonna beat you stupid. 392 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,978 - I've done it before. - With a sucker punch. 393 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,648 This time, school-yard rules. No cheap shots. 394 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,817 This is ridiculous. Your mother just... 395 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,652 No mothers! 396 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,223 What?! 397 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,359 Here comes the Rail Splitter! 398 00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:28,794 What the hell's going on now?! 399 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,463 What? Did my brother make that? 400 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:34,133 Mr. President, this man's an assassin programmed to kill you! 401 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,802 There's a microchip in his brain. Look! 402 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,971 Perimeter, sir! Perimeter! 403 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:40,873 Damn it! Not again! 404 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:47,013 Stop bothering my son! 405 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,715 Did I graze you, Niblets? 406 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:53,019 You did it, boys. You saved the president. 407 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,820 Go, Team Venture! 408 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:58,391 You're supposed to be a doctor. Is my Buddy gonna be okay? 409 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,292 Wait a minute. I recognize this. 410 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:03,029 It's a Venture Industries microchip. Hang on a sec. 411 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:08,234 It's the mother board from Gargantua-1. 412 00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:10,970 Anna! What are you doing?! 413 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:12,972 Restrain yourself! 414 00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:15,207 If we are going to die, 415 00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:18,344 I want to go out with a bang, as they say. 416 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:26,285 I knew it! Told you this clown was no hero! 417 00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:29,488 He just blacked out in the middle of a hand-job. 418 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,458 Someone's playing with his Lincoln logs. 419 00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:37,530 Oh, my God! It's full of stars! 420 00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:40,566 Penny for his thoughts. 421 00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:11,797 You're... still here. Shouldn't you have crossed over? 422 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:15,401 Apparently, stopping my bodyguard from beating up a repressed masturbator 423 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,970 isn't enough to get you into heaven these days. Go figure. 424 00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:20,873 You're one to judge, Rusty. 425 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:24,443 I seem to remember a certain fast-handed little redhead 426 00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:28,180 sleeping in the Lincoln bedroom a score and a half years back. 427 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,016 - All right. - Not that you did much sleeping. 428 00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:32,284 Okay. 429 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,587 I... never would have thought that. 430 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:37,823 Don't know why you people gotta complicate everything. 431 00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:41,393 I told y'all, a little club soda fix most everything. 432 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:45,993 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34146

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