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Hey, Doc.
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Found something you
might be interested in.
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All right, what's so important that...
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- That's my shirt.
- Is it? Found it in that box.
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- Take it off. You're stretching it out!
- What do you care?
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It's been in a box for 20 years.
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Are you throwing this stuff out?
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'Cause who can't use
another sweater vest?
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- Cool guys?
- It's way too tight. You look ridiculous.
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- Yeah, you look great.
- Insults.
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That's why you called me away
from my spring cleaning?
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No. Check this out.
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Well, it's old, but we could
probably get a few bucks for it.
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- Good find.
- Not the camera, what I found inside it.
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Hello, Rusty...
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- It's Grandpa! He's alive!
- And trapped in the phantom zone.
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I was just kidding.
Jezz, I'm not a 'tard.
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You were always
such a little video buff...
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Once! I told him once I wanted to
make videos. Next thing you know...
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every holiday
it's cameras, "How-to" books...
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See, Pop, I've been meaning to tell you,
I'm not really that into neckerchiefs.
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- You wear them well.
- Wait. What did he say? Go back.
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What I have to tell you is a matter
of the gravest importance, Rusty.
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It has to do with those mysterious,
deep space radio signals.
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You know, the ones I received back
when you were just a boy.
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But what does it mean?
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You can't walk on the red ones
'cause they're lava.
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Rusty, please!
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Well, after ten long years,
I finally translated the broadcasts.
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I found something extraordinary!
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A message from far across time and space,
addressed to me personally.
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It has to do with my latest invention,
the greatest of my career or anyone's,
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which I completed only a week ago!
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Turn it up. I smell money.
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They warned me that mankind was
still too immature to be trusted with it.
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They told me to dismantle it
before it got into the wrong hands.
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But they also told me
that the fate of the planet
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hinged upon my machine
being activated once.
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That's why I've scattered
the main components
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in secret locations across the globe,
so no one...
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Someone's coming!
They know!
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False alarm.
Okay. Get a pen.
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Once assembled,
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the device must be activated at
precisely midnight in New York City,
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on May 4 of your 44th year.
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- Doc, that's, like, tomorrow.
- Should I fail to live to see that day,
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it will be up to you, Rusty.
Good luck, Godspeed,
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and go, Team Venture!
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First base is on Spider Skull Island.
Damn it, my brother!
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- Big man.
- Yes, Dean, you're a big man now.
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Brock and I...
Ladysmith Black Mambazo!
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Step back! I have traveled
from an incredibly distant star
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to observe the ways of your planet.
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- I can feel it in my chewies.
- You have the honor
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of representing your entire race
as my sample subjects.
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There's a 12-foot man in our pool
pointing a beam at my head.
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- Do something?
- Whispering is futile!
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The Grand Galactic Inquisitor
hears all, sees all!
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Look, we don't have time for this, okay?
We're on a very tight...
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Do not speak to me!
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Do not alter your normal
human behavior in any way!
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You know not the elaborate criteria
by which you are to be judged.
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Ignore my presence
and go about your earthly business!
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Here are some hand turkeys
from Thanksgiving, 1968
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and a bunch
of your old homeworks.
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Neat! You wrote a fan letter
to the Herculoids when you were ten?!
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Hey, horses!
It's not a fan letter.
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He calls them hippies
for not fighting in Vietnam.
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Ignore me!
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Swing around back and have
the X-2 running. I'll only be a minute.
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He'll never even know we were here.
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�Qu� es eso?
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Ahoy!
Who goes there?
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Jeez, it's you people.
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- It's that ghost pirate again!
- Who isn't a ghost.
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- Or a pirate even really.
- What are you doing here?
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Yeah, well, you never
seem to use the boat,
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so I kinda started sleeping here,
only a couple of nights a week at first.
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You try finding a job with nothing
on your resume but fake ghost pirate.
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- Get to the point.
- Yeah, yeah, jeez.
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Anyhoo, I wakes up one day and there's
this little fella standing there
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and he tells me it's his boat now, 'cause
your pa 'et him up when he was wee.
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He hired me on as his ship's captain,
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so really it's kinda more
my boat than yours at this point.
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Met her last week in Ibiza.
At Fiesta Scientifico.
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- It's not serious.
- That was last week?
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Damn Post Office
must've lost my invitation.
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I'm sure.
Here we are.
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So, let's have a look
at this famous tape of yours.
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It will be up to you, Rusty.
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Good luck, Godspeed,
and go, Team Venture!
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That part always chokes me up.
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Well I did have a pitch
at the Pentagon tomorrow,
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but I guess I can move it.
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This seems pretty important.
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Who invited you?! Just lend us
the damn boat for a few hours!
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You can't do this alone, Rust.
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Three more pieces
scattered around the globe?
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- In 16 hours?
- What are you thinking? Two teams?
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- Brock!
- Three. You take the X-1.
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The captain and I'll take the X-2.
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The boys can pick up
the fourth piece in the X-X-1.
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- We'll rendezvous in New York.
- Hello! Who's running this show?!
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Everyone ready?
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Go, Team Venture!
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So much cooler than ours.
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We got to get uncle JJ
to make one of these for pop.
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Space Invaders!
He's got Space Invaders in the lounge!
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And he's got a lounge!
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Jesus Jones!
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Now there was a band...
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Yippers, back
in the summer of '91.
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We all thought they was
going to be the future of rock and roll.
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- They sound great.
- Were great.
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- They're not around anymore?
- No, sir, not so's anyone'd notice it.
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I'll throw up.
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Quest Bell One.
This is Jonas Venture Jr.
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Request permission to board.
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Come on, Rusty.
Keep it up.
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I can help, pop.
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No, Jonas! No!
I was doing fine! Let go!
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- I don't want your help!
- Wake up, Doc.
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Wake up! We're almost there.
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I thought I was done
with those crappy dreams.
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That was a weird one.
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- Great. You can read my mind.
- Ignore me!
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Yes, I can.
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Hello! Colonel Gentleman?
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- Where are you?
- Are you home?
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Maybe he's not here.
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Pop said he'd radio him
we were coming.
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Pop forgets my name half the time.
Come on. Let's look around.
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Maybe he left, like,
a note or something.
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Found him!
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Colonel Gentleman?
Hi. It's Hank and Dean Venture.
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We're here for...
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- Are you cops?
- Cops? Us?
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Are... you... cops?
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Let me handle this, chairman.
No, sir. We ain't Five-O.
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- You holding?
- No, we ain't captain.
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Holding?
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We're just looking
for an old gizmo about yay big.
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Few years back this fella's old man
left it with your old man.
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- My old man?
- Yes. Your father was...
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Don't you talk about my father!
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Don't touch him!
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You can't get cooties from a dead body,
Dean. That's a total myth.
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Not cooties, Hank.
Clueties.
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We need to preserve the crime scene
because I smell a mystery.
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Well, I smell dead guy. We don't have time
for mystery, Sherlock Homo.
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If we don't find that piece
of Grandpa's thing, then... then...
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Wait. What happens if we don't
find that piece of Grandpa's thing?
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I don't know.
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All right, all right.
Just put the gun down, will ya?
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You wouldn't want to hurt
the doctor, would ya?
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You're a doctor?
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Well, I... I'm not a medical doctor.
I just have a PhD.
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That's right. He's a doctor.
And he can write you a prescription for...
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anything you might need.
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Right.
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What seems to be
the trouble, Mr. Quest?
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I'm in real pain.
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Check this out.
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"Dear diary, another dreary party
at the Frost's flat,
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but, oh, the bitches
were in rare form tonight."
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Skip ahead. Maybe later
he talks about Grandpa's thing.
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00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:21,621
Wait. There's some kind of a list.
Could be a clue.
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"Toys Colonel Gentleman
wishes he had when he was a lad."
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But they weren't invented yet.
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Micronauts,
Scooby-Doo Monster Game...
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00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:35,668
Which Witch,
AT-AT Imperial Walker.
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00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,971
Stay Alive, The Survival Game.
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What is that, code?
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"Colonel Gentleman's good names
for an imaginary friend."
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"Colonel Gentleman's Hollywood actresses
who need a smack in the mouth."
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They go on and on.
This is a crazy person's diary.
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You found it!
Good eye, Hank.
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Venture 2 to Venture 1!
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We're coming in for a landing!
Do you copy?
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Roger, Venture 2.
You're clear for landing.
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Next stop, New York.
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Stop your sourpussing.
We got what you needed.
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One Impossible Plaza.
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Worldwide headquarters
of Impossible Industries
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and allegedly the most technologically
advanced skyscraper in the nation.
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Yeah, so?
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00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:27,787
But what stood in this very spot
20 years ago? Anyone?
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It was Venture Industries
World Headquarters, thank you.
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00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:36,095
Somewhere in that foundation is the last
piece of my father's little puzzle.
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And Professor Impossible's
just going to let you dig up his basement.
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How about you stick
to the heavy lifting
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and leave the heavy thinking
to the super scientist?
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Doc's got something
even my brother doesn't have.
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Someone on the inside.
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Going somewhere, Sally?
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I just have to pick
a few things up at the store, Richard.
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Stop that nonsense.
I'll send a man out.
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- Just type up a little list and...
- No, I want to go.
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I need some fresh air.
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Well, all right.
I'll allow it this one time.
201
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- Will you be taking the child?
- Ned's going to watch him.
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I'm not really... comfortable with that.
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Why not?
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He's retarded, Sally.
You've seen Of Mice and Men.
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You know what can happen. Please!
Can't you just leave the child with Huggy?
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Stop calling him the child, Richard!
His name is Rocket!
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And I'm not leaving him
with your crappy robot!
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Sally, why,
that's almost churlish.
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And you're visible.
What's this really about?
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You can't replace family
with a robot, Richard.
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We need real human affection.
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That's why Huggy's programmed
to simulate it, sweetness.
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Please, Richard.
Let me go.
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Yes, yes.
Perhaps the fresh air will...
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calm the... female...
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Don't strain yourself, Richard.
Goodbye.
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Real human affection.
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Perhaps a pill
or a burst of Gamma radiation or...
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Wait a minute. Sally, wait!
Would you like some company?
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Hello again... Sally.
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Dr. Venture!
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When you called me, I couldn't believe it.
You never answered any of my letters.
223
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I worried you'd forgotten me and moved on
but I never gave up hope.
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The only thing that made my life bearable,
was the hope that someday
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you'd come for me and Rocket.
226
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Where is your boy Ruck...
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- Rocky, was it?
- Rocket.
228
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I had his Uncle Ned take him
to the park just where you said.
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You're sure he didn't say
anything to your husband?
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No, no. I promised him a
great big ice cream cone
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if he could keep a secret.
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- Ice cream!
- No, dude. Wait.
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We're supposed to stay on the...
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Give it! Give me the ice cream!
235
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:12,752
Nap time.
236
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:17,357
Someone want to help me with the human
callous here? Anyone? A little help?
237
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:21,761
Sally, there is something
I need you to do for me
238
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:24,397
before we go off
and live happily ever after.
239
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:28,267
Dr. Venture, anything.
Just do one thing for me.
240
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:34,307
Pinch me, because I must be dreaming.
I can't believe you're really here!
241
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,944
It's okay, lady.
I see him, too!
242
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:42,649
This is just... wrong, man,
even for you.
243
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:43,883
Look at her.
244
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,918
I have watched you pull a
man's eyes from his head
245
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:48,855
and make him dance like a marionette
with his own optic nerves.
246
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,824
- At least I didn't break his heart.
- You don't know that.
247
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:54,894
- Access granted.
- We're in, lover.
248
00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:58,031
Welcome, Mrs. Impossible.
249
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:05,038
Funny face, this doesn't
look like the basement.
250
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,706
That's because it's not!
251
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,243
Hello.
252
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,246
Pick up everything
you needed at the store, honey?
253
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,249
What are you doing here?
You were supposed to be our rescue team.
254
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,952
What do you want from me? You had
super kill guy and you still got caught.
255
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,421
You see, Dr. Venture,
256
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:24,257
I found the piece your father
hid in the foundation years ago.
257
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,759
Then I thought about you
in physics class.
258
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:32,699
You were a daydreamer, a sass mouth, and
not infrequently, a bit of a giggle puss.
259
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,468
Somehow I doubt 20 years
of amphetamines and failure
260
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:39,138
have done anything to improve that.
And you see, this invention
261
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:42,308
is simply too important
to trust to someone like yourself.
262
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:45,244
Richard?
Where's Rocket?
263
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,281
- Whom?
- Rocket! Your son.
264
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,717
I can't believe you!
265
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,418
H.E.L.P.eR. Come in. H.E.L.P.eR.
266
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:55,254
Now he's bossing my robot around!
You see this?
267
00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:58,157
- You have a radio in your collar?
- Of course! What kind of an idiot
268
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:01,260
would strap his only means
of emergency communication to his wrist?
269
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:05,031
- They always tie you up.
- Well, fancy schmancy!
270
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:06,966
H.E.L.PeR, we need you to access
271
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,969
the Impossible security system
and get us free.
272
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:16,175
Hello! Anyone?
273
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:20,613
Okay, the Grand Galactic Inquisitor
is coming out!
274
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:24,050
But you are to continue
to ignore me!
275
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,185
Okay?
276
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,555
All right!
I'm taking that as a yes!
277
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,427
Hello?
278
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,931
Someone left a baby!
279
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,103
Ignore me!
280
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,640
Halt! Identify yourself.
281
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,310
How do you even know he's mine?!
The way you alley cat around
282
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:54,180
with every washed-up scientist
who blows through town.
283
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,015
Three.
284
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:57,583
Two.
285
00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:58,785
One.
286
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,920
Engage.
287
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:06,192
He's out there somewhere!
You have to do something!
288
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:10,696
- Stop working on that and do something!
- Sally, please! This is important.
289
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:14,433
What could be more important
than your family, Richard?!
290
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,704
Science?
291
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,374
Of all the intolerable bug-a-boos!
292
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:24,343
Gentlemen, this is a family discussion.
293
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:29,081
You have no idea
who you're dealing with, do you?!
294
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:32,285
I am Professor
Richard Impossible!
295
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,353
I can do this...
296
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:36,556
No, no, no!
297
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,091
Holy crap!
298
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,105
Man overboard!
299
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,585
Go! Go! Go!
300
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,392
Wait. Limited seating.
301
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,448
Good news, sample subjects of Earth!
302
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,618
The glorious moment
of judgment is upon you!
303
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:42,388
- Hey, it's 8.20 on the meter, Stretch!
- Ignore me!
304
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:45,258
- Who the hell is that?
- Long story. Just ignore him.
305
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,267
Papa?
306
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,546
Wait a minute.
Where are you going?
307
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,283
- Where you can't follow, Rusty.
- Don't go.
308
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:13,119
There's so much I want to ask you,
so many unanswered questions.
309
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,788
Like, what's that big
yellow thing in Pop's lab do?
310
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,658
And if you drop a penny
from the Empire State Building,
311
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,226
does it go through your body or...
312
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:23,095
Quiet. I'm trying to have
a family moment here.
313
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,131
Where have you been
for the past 20 years?!
314
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:30,369
Why haven't you contacted me?
How can you just leave me all alone?
315
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:35,508
Rusty. You were never alone.
Those stars...
316
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,644
Well, okay, you can't see them right now
because we're in the city,
317
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:42,748
but those stars,
they're always watching us.
318
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:46,352
- Wait! Stay with us!
- Yes, please, stay.
319
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:49,789
I'm your other son.
We've never met.
320
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:53,693
All right. Look,
I'm not really your father, okay?
321
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,562
I'm an alien sent here
at this appointed time to kill that guy
322
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:59,098
because he would have destroyed
all life as you know it.
323
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,200
- What?!
- I took the form of your dad
324
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,703
because I figured
it would be easier to accept.
325
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:08,341
I didn't want to stress you out.
End of the world, life on other planets...
326
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,877
Why... you... son of a bitch!
327
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,913
Do you know what you
just put me through?!
328
00:20:14,023 --> 00:20:15,514
What the [bleep] were you thinking?
329
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:17,516
What kind of [bleep]-ed up
planet are you from
330
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,319
where you think showing up
as my dead [bleep]-ing father
331
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:22,321
is supposed
to make me feel any better?!
332
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,390
- Okay, take it easy.
- You prick!
333
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,492
Look, I just saved
your entire planet.
334
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:29,362
- Prick!
- All right. Fine. You wanna see? Here!
335
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,801
There! That would've been better?
If I'd shown up like that out of nowhere?!
336
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,337
Look at you!
You practically crapped your pants.
337
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,172
Except him. He crapped his pants!
338
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:44,210
We know what we're doing up there, okay?
So don't second guess me.
339
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:47,546
Just get in your little plane,
go back to your little lives
340
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,349
and thank your lucky stars
someone in this universe
341
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,753
is looking out for you!
Ungrateful little half-monkeys!
342
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,589
- Bye.
- Whatever.
343
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:01,827
Great. So we haul ass all over the world,
almost got ourselves killed,
344
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,629
and now, nothing to show for it.
345
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:08,067
- Not even gas money.
- We did kinda, like, save the world.
346
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,970
- I guess.
- And that big guy finally shut up.
347
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,739
And we worked together,
like a family.
348
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,641
Go, Team Venture!
349
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,139
Life among the stars.
350
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:50,042
Pretty amazing stuff, eh, captain?
351
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:51,444
Yippers, boss.
352
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:55,081
I'm sorry. Rocket, no.
He likes you.
353
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:58,284
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Sally Impossible!
354
00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:00,820
- Have we met before?
- Not that you know of.
355
00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:04,156
I'm Jonas.
Jonas Venture Jr.
356
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:07,193
You can call me JJ...
if you like.
357
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:08,727
I like.
358
00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:12,932
You can almost hear
the old humpbacks a'callin'.
359
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:14,266
Yep.
360
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:15,835
We better get moving, Brock.
361
00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:18,437
You know how clingy
old skull face over there can get.
362
00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:22,241
- And I likes my independence.
- It's pretty f'd up, man.
363
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:26,078
Don't tell me you were sucked in
by all that "You're not alone" crap, too?
364
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:31,050
I've seen some weird
stuff in my life, but this...
365
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,551
Yeah.
366
00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:35,154
Should we help him?
367
00:22:35,204 --> 00:22:39,754
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