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We got company.
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Attention, unidentified aircraft.
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This is Colonel Steve Conway
of the United States Air Force.
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- Hi!
- Hi!
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You're currently flying
in restricted air space.
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- Oh, damn it.
- What?
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You will follow us
to the nearest landing area.
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If you fail to comply,
we will not hesitate to shoot you down.
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What are you doing?
We don't have time for this.
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Let me handle this.
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Sir, your craft is unregistered,
and you failed to file a flight plan.
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Just what the hell
do you think you're doing?
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Don't you people have
anything better to do
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than harass innocent people
trying to get to Marrakesh?
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Zip it, Grandpa.
I'm speaking to the pilot.
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Grandpa?
Well, I'll have you know...
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Sir, I am not gonna tell you again.
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It's all right, soldier.
I got special clearance.
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I'm with a top-secret
branch of the government.
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So if you don't mind, we have
a mission to get back to.
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Sir.
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This I.D. expired six months ago.
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Great.
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When Marrakesh is overrun
by mutant lizard people,
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don't come crying to me.
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Grandpa! How dare they!
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I'm only 43.
Still a young man.
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Maybe a little frayed around the edges,
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but who wouldn't be between my work
and raising two boys?
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Crap. Who am I kidding?
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My looks are going down the toilet
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faster than an unwanted
pregnancy on prom night.
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I was Rusty Venture,
boy-friggin'-wonder.
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Now look at me.
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I can't go on denying the world
my extra-greatness.
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I should be out there mixing it up,
having fun.
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That's it! I just need a little "me" time
to put the spring back in my step.
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Oh, and a super-hot car!
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Don't worry, Brock.
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You'll be able to
kill guys again in no time!
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And fly jets and do secret agent stuff.
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Hank and I are on the case.
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With our help, you're sure to ace
the agent's exam, no prob.
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Whoa! Look at those wheels!
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Hey, Gloomy Gus. Hop in.
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I've got a top-secret mission
for you, buddy.
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I can't.
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I'm not a secret agent anymore.
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You don't need a license
for Operation "Get Me Some."
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What's got into you?
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Come on, Brock.
Two young studs like us,
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we're show ponies.
We need to strut our stuff.
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What say we make the scene?
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I gotta see this.
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Move over. I'm driving.
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Where are you guys going?
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And why are you dressed like
the clown on my lamp, Pop?
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Boys' night out.
Don't wait up for us.
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Dean, you're in charge.
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Ciao.
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You hear that? I'm in charge
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and I think it's just about
wittle Hanky's bedtime.
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Oh, take a bow.
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Yahtzee!
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Oh, hold on a sec.
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How do I look? Be brutal.
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You look like a big...
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doll.
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Rusty is back.
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Oh, pretty dead in here, huh?
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Not a whole lot of talent.
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Doesn't usually get jumpin' till 11:00.
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And, you know, on a Friday.
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Can I help you gentlemen?
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- Bud.
- You got it, ape-drape.
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A Bud for Captain Mullet-head.
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How 'bout you, professor?
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I'll have a Rob Roy.
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What?
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So, teach me, Brock.
I'm a quick study.
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How do you pick up the women?
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Just gotta throw the vibe out there.
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Well, the welcome mat's out.
Let's see who comes a-knocking.
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Oh, Brock, check out the main stage,
but don't make it obvious.
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Rusty like.
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She's looking at me.
What do I do?
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Give her, like, five bucks.
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Can you break this?
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That's a nice medallion
you got there, baby.
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Oh, this?
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Science prize, '79.
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The best paper I ever wrote.
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Turned the whole gravity thing
upside down.
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And that pun was intentional, honey.
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She's totally into me.
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This is too easy.
Where's the capture and kill?
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Bye!
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- Shall I follow her?
- Be right back.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Okay. Let me get this straight.
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$15, Grandpa's catcher's mitt,
and you'll be my slave for the night.
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- Give it.
- The whole thing.
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Dude, I spit in that.
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I can't do this!
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Oh, you're back.
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You didn't miss much.
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Oh, one of them was dressed
like a cheerleader
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and said she was nineteen,
but she had a Cesarean scar
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and her face had more lines on it
than a mirror at Studio 54.
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- I gotta go.
- Wait a minute!
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You're not allowed to ditch me!
You're my bodyguard!
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How can I be?
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Leaving us so soon, hockey hair?
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Compliments of the lady
at the end of the bar.
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He's coming over.
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He took the bait!
Excellent.
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It's all going according to plan.
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Proceed with phase two,
Dr. Girlfriend... ensnarement.
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Make it shine, Gunga Din.
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Yes, effendi.
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So I said, "Listen, my Dad
invented Univac,
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so I think I would know."
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Well, that uppity little T.A.
didn't give me any more trouble
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the rest of the semester.
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You dog, you.
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That's it, precious.
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Make him think you're interested.
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Now, twirl your hair. Good.
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Okay, run your finger
around the rim of your...
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Oh, excellent. Just like that.
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You're doing great, Pumpkin.
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So, I didn't catch your name.
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Oh, crap!
We never planned for this contingency.
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Quick! Make something up!
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No way, Jose!
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Drink it, slave!
Your master commands you.
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- Hey, Brock!
- Go to bed.
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Why would you dress like that?
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Dean lost a bet,
and now he's my slave,
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and he's refusing
a direct order to drink this.
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You never welch on a bet, Dean.
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Be a man. Drink it.
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You go to bed.
Your father's gonna be...
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Brock looks like hell.
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Drink it.
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So, uh... this is me.
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Okay, Charlene.
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How 'bout I give you my number
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to my private two-way
wrist communicator watch?
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How about I give you
a ride to your place?
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Yes, yes. More tongue.
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Stroke his ear.
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Like that, yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, you're good.
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You are good.
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That's my good girl.
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What are you doing?!
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I was getting juice.
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I'm thirsty.
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Do you have any condoms?
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- What?
- Just a mo.
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Wait a minute.
You're not supposed to sleep with him!
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Condoms.
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Rusty doesn't need gadgets
to please a woman.
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So you like it rou...
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No worries, Brock.
I'll walk you through the written portion.
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Question one.
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You're in Prague.
A sniper's in the window above you.
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There's an alligator behind you
and a grizzly bear in front of you.
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What do you do? Do you...
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Back somersault.
Pry off the alligator's jaw.
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Use it as a boomerang
to take out the sniper.
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When he falls out the window,
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the grizzly will go straight
for the easier meal.
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The answer's "C."
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Morning, all.
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Hey, Pop.
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Wow, I'm bushed.
Didn't get a lick of sleep.
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What happened to your neck?
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Oh, this?
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Love bite.
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You'll understand when you're older.
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Brock, I'm all out of condom.
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Could you pick me up one
if you go out?
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Okay, next question.
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You hear muffled whimpers
coming from the trunk of a limousine.
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Well, I'll see you fellas a little later.
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- However...
- Going back upstairs.
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The limousine has diplomatic plates.
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With my two coffees.
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Monarch's outside.
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Rise and shine, lovin' spoonful.
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Care for a little pick-me-up
before round two?
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Fun stuff?
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Tell him you're going out
with the girls tonight or something.
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- I don't care.
- He's not buying it.
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Oh, I know!
Tell him you think it's moving too fast.
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Let's cut right to the grate.
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How 'bout you swing by, I don't know,
I'm thinking like six-thirty-ish...
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and pick ol' Doc up?
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Oh, don't be foolish.
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You don't need to wash your hair
before our date.
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Okay, fine. I'll pick you up at six...
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- What?
- Thirty.
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I forbid it!
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He wouldn't take no for an answer.
I have to go.
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Not unless you're going to plant
a bomb in his car.
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It'll look suspicious if I don't.
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Poison his drink?
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I have to get ready.
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You're falling in love with him.
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You slept with him, didn't you?
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Well, I scored your sample test, Brock,
and, well, you did better than Hank did,
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but let's just say you're gonna have to do
awfully well on the physical portion.
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No problem.
Your training begins now.
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Drink up!
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Your ass is mine, Samson.
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When I get through with you,
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you're gonna eat lightning
and crap thunder!
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00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,750
Looks more like he's gonna
drink eggs and crap... eggs.
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Well, I'm off on my date.
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Brock, watch the boys
while I'm gone, will you?
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You're still allowed
to do that much, right?
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I'm a little worried
about that hickey, Doc.
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Oh, Brock, don't worry.
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I'm not falling in love.
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That's not what I...
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And what would be wrong
with that if I was?
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The boys need a new mommy.
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Rusty needs a new mommy.
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We don't even know
who our old mommy was.
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Oh. That's right.
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I've never really told you about her.
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Well, she was...
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That'll be Charlene.
Gotta run, boys.
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Don't stay up too late!
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Did you spit in this?
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Don't eyeball me, Samson.
Drink it!
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Come on, Brock!
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You need strong cardiovascular
and agility training.
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No.
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You're nothing! You're weak!
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Why do you even want to be
a secret agent, boy?
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You think you're good enough?
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Hank, seriously, when I get
my license back, I'm allowed to kill you.
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Sorry, Brock.
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I packed a lunch for you,
bologna and cheese,
249
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and I cut the crusts off the way I like.
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00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,823
And I downloaded a bunch of crib notes
into your communicator watch.
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00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:52,492
You get stuck on one
of the hard questions,
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just look it up.
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00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,107
- What's wrong, Pop?
- What's the matter?
254
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,243
I have something to show you all.
255
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,612
Those of you with weak stomachs
should leave now.
256
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:18,351
What you're about to see is a nightmare
inexplicably torn from the pages of Kafka.
257
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,987
Holy crap! What happened?
258
00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:25,491
Apparently, this is the reward I get
for years of screwing with super science.
259
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,961
In short, I pissed in God's eye,
and he blinked.
260
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,530
Golly. Does it hurt?
261
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,199
No, but the poking does.
Let's stop that now.
262
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:36,202
Sorry. Hey, what's
H.E.L.P.eR. gotten into?
263
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,705
That appears to be my dermis.
264
00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:41,174
Wow. I bet if you put that
under your pillow,
265
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,142
the tooth fairy will give you,
like, a grand!
266
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:46,045
Okay, Hank,
you are taking this way too well.
267
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:47,346
Well, gee, Dad,
268
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,816
we've seen a lot of
strange stuff over the years.
269
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,784
Last week we were fighting
a giant dinosaur.
270
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:54,020
Granted, but I wasn't the dinosaur.
271
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:55,955
Can't you see where
this is maybe different?
272
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:57,557
Where's Brock? Where's Dean?
273
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,760
I can't believe I'm hearing this!
274
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:04,063
He's turned you against me
with his oily sex...
275
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:06,499
That cunning Casanova.
276
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:07,934
I'm not against you.
277
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,036
I just feel bad about what I did.
278
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:13,406
You should!
Screwing him was never part of the plan!
279
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:17,543
Not that. I mean injecting him
with that horrible serum.
280
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,847
No, see, that part
you should feel good about.
281
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,582
That was the plan!
282
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,918
He's not such a bad guy
if you take the time to get to know him.
283
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,721
You two actually have a lot in common.
284
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,656
Yeah, we do now.
285
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,392
I didn't sleep with him.
286
00:16:34,784 --> 00:16:35,862
Prove it.
287
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:40,066
What the hell am I going to do?
H.E.L.P.eR!
288
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:44,036
I need you to be my hands
if I'm to find an antidote to this dilemma.
289
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:47,073
Okay, we'll start
with the chlorophosphate.
290
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,775
Maybe a little diasporous peptides.
291
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,576
A little...
292
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,712
The green one, the red one,
and the blue one!
293
00:16:56,616 --> 00:17:00,019
Yeah, I'm here to take my...
secret agent test.
294
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:03,022
Ah, Mr. Samson. Excellent. Okay.
295
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:04,490
Please empty your pockets
296
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,459
of any pieces of paper
you might have on your person
297
00:17:06,531 --> 00:17:08,100
and I'll escort you to the testing area.
298
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:12,298
Oh, and please remove
your two-way communicator watch.
299
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:13,432
Damn it.
300
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,068
No.
301
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,070
Bad robot.
Bad H.E.L.P.eR!
302
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,840
We don't do that!
We do not eat test tubes.
303
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,108
Come here.
304
00:17:23,712 --> 00:17:25,645
I'm not playing games here.
305
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,748
What? You don't feel well now?
306
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,249
Well, what did you expect?
307
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:32,051
You're mixing acids and bases there.
308
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:35,988
No! H.E.L.P.eR!
309
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:37,523
No!
310
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:46,833
This test will test your acumen
with firearms.
311
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:50,002
- You'll have two min...
- No guns. I don't use guns.
312
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:53,239
The nine millimeter Glock is
standard issue to all agents in the field.
313
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,074
- You're required to...
- Guns are for...
314
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,969
Oh, just do it, H.E.L.P.eR!
315
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:25,004
Use the special hand attachments
I gave you
316
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,939
and just pull the trigger!
317
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,646
Oh, you ungrateful metal pansy!
318
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,448
Some help you...
319
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,276
Well, let's see here, Mr. Samson.
320
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:06,812
On the driving portion, you totaled
every car but the one you were driving.
321
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,415
On the pistol range,
you refused to use a gun.
322
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:12,485
And oh, yeah, here's my favorite.
323
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,854
On the written, you drew
a little guy with wings
324
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,589
from the Led Zeppelin records.
325
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,124
Icarus.
326
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,927
So, uh, what are you
trying to tell me here, little man?
327
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,595
That you don't like Zepp?
328
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,468
My father is General Traceter.
329
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:30,970
You saved his life.
330
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,372
The man spoke of you as a god
331
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,675
and you did not disappoint.
332
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,343
Oh, yeah.
333
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,478
I used to baby-sit you.
334
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,785
Hey, Pop.
335
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,320
What are you doing?
336
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,355
I don't know.
I can't stop myself.
337
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,090
I'm compelled.
338
00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:52,558
Looks hard.
339
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,027
Not really. The little back legs
do most of the work.
340
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,697
- Can I try?
- Listen to me, Hank.
341
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,499
I don't know what's gonna happen to me
when I finish with this.
342
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:03,869
I could turn into something new
and hideous, monstrous.
343
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:07,073
Upon exiting this horrible thing,
I might try to kill one or all of you.
344
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:08,407
Golly!
345
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,309
Do you know how to
fire a shotgun, Hank?
346
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:11,510
Answer me!
347
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:16,082
Daddy, there's a lady
with a super-deep voice here to see you.
348
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:17,383
Charlene?
349
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,251
No! She can't see me this way.
350
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:22,321
Tell her I... Hi, sweetie.
351
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,590
So now you know why I haven't called.
352
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,993
That's our cue, wuss.
353
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,896
Are you really gonna kill Dad?
354
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:33,666
You're a worm, Rusty.
355
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,135
I would have called, but...
Oh, right. This.
356
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:39,038
I'm in the super science racket.
These things happen.
357
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,807
So, I guess this is goodbye.
358
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,443
I will remember these
last few days with you
359
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:46,512
as the happiest of my life,
360
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:48,614
well, except for the caterpillar part,
I mean.
361
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:53,019
Could I have one last kiss
before I leave?
362
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:55,988
Well, all right, but don't touch those
thick hairs on my back.
363
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,690
I think they're my new ears.
364
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,293
Wow, you're a dirty girl!
365
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:05,031
This is turning you on, isn't it,
you little slu...
366
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,737
Hey, if it isn't Franken-mullet.
367
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:13,706
What can I do you for?
368
00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:58,317
What the hell happened?
369
00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:00,786
Go, Team Venture!
370
00:22:00,836 --> 00:22:05,386
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