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Give us the serum,
Mr. Bannon.
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It belongs to our master,
Nat King Cobra.
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You suck!
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Sorry to have to leave
the party early, gentlemen,
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not that it hasn't been a...
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blast.
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Blast.
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Good one, Race.
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Hey. Check it out... skywriting.
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Where?
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Dude.
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Dude!
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Jeez.
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I never thought I'd see the day
I'd be working for Professor Impossible.
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Me neither.
This is a dream come true.
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No. I meant
'cause he flunked me in college.
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Hey, didn't he flunk you, too?
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Squeaked by with a sympathy "D."
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My dad died that semester.
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- Hey. What's my sosh?
- How should I know?
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He thinks he's so fantastic.
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All he does is go on and on
about himself and his inventions.
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Welcome to Impossible Industries,
gentlemen.
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I know the journey here was quite long,
but I trust you all had a pleasant one.
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How should we know?
We were blindfolded.
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Yes. I'm sorry about that,
but since this think tank is a joint effort
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of Impossible Industries
and the government,
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the strictest security measures
have to be followed at all times.
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I see you've already been issued
your required "I" suits.
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Yeah. I notice you're not wearing one.
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How silly of me.
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That's better.
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Had a lunch
with the National Security Council.
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So, how do they fit,
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impossibly great, right?
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It is the most comfortable thing
I've ever worn.
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It's like wearing nothing at all,
like a second skin.
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You've got a little something brown
on your nose.
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Speaking of skin,
you know, the "I" suits
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actually recycle dead skin cells
as you shed them,
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which then fuel
the in-suit air conditioning
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that keeps them a constant
comfortable seventy degrees.
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Yeah. Well, that's all well and good,
but mine fits for crap.
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My apologies.
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Here.
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There.
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How's that feel?
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Impossibly great.
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Thanks.
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They conform to your body's every contour
and every movement,
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even my impossible movements.
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They're hypoallergenic
and help keep the labs
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free from dander
and unwanted body hair.
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Oh, okay, already.
Great. Wow.
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You invented thermal underwear.
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Whoop-dee-freakin'-do.
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So, uh, professor,
with the "I" suits here,
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how does one, you know?
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Go to the bathroom?
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It takes some getting used to,
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but now's the perfect time
to start practicing.
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Um, what?
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Mandatory drug testing.
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Company policy.
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All you do is think
about going to the bathroom
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and the "I" suit does the rest.
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Hey, it works.
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Incredible.
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Hey! How about that?
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I'm not wearing any underwear.
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What are we looking for?
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Clues, anything out of the ordinary,
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besides,
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you know, a burnt-out plane
full of snake men.
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Brock, I think I figured out
why the plane crashed.
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There were skeletons driving it!
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That's, uh, nice work, Dean.
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Boys, we've got an agent M.I.A.
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Better come with me
while I search the area.
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No telling whether or not
more of these
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snake guys are gonna show up.
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You mean, go with you
on a bona fide spy mission?
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Proper!
Let's go change into spy clothes.
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He's gonna fire me.
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I had a cold last week,
and I took cough medicine.
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What if he finds codeine in my sample?
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He's gonna think I'm a junkie,
fire me.
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Relax, Billy. You'll be fine.
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It's Venture and his mother's little helpers
that should be worried.
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Thanks for your concern, White,
but I've got it covered.
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At least my sons finally proved themselves
useful for something.
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"Company policy, company policy."
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Anal retentive weird... Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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Uh, just... Okay.
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Nice spy clothes, douche.
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What? I didn't have any black.
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I figured, "cowboy."
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Next best thing to spies, right?
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Wow!
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What can I say?
I'm like a camel.
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Uh, Sally.
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Gentlemen, allow me to introduce
my lovely wife Sally.
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Whatever are you doing out of your room
during work hours, honey?
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I needed something from the kitchen.
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Well, all right.
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I'll allow it, but, please, next time,
just ask me to get it for you.
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- But you were busy.
- Sally.
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Okay, Richard.
I'm sorry, Richard.
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Oh. And here.
Could you be a lark
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and bring the gentlemen's samples
down to the lab for me?
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You make your wife stay in her room?
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I know how this looks,
but Sally has a...
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a medical condition.
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She's very sensitive to light
and shouldn't be out during the day.
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Hey, but there aren't
any windows in here.
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Okay. Tour's over.
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Let's get you fellows situated
at your work stations, shall we?
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D'oh! My Kuwahara!
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Oh, man.
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These are no good for you, kid.
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Beat it, junior.
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We're on official government business.
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Race Bannon.
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Those bastards killed him!
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Those kids?
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Damn it!
We let them go!
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You know him, Brock?
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Worked with him a few times.
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He was one of the best.
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Do you need a hug, Brock?
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No, Dean.
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Well, it's here if you need it.
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I know how it is in this line of work.
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See enough death,
and you start to get hard inside.
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Holy crap!
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Samson, is that you?
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Yes. I'm here, Race.
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Ah, you look nice.
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Listen,
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you... you have to...
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recover the canister.
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We have it, Race.
Tell me what it is.
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Goliath Serum.
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Here.
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Do me a favor, Brock.
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Anything, old friend.
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Tell... J...
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Jonny...
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I...
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love...
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I didn't know they...
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Yeah. They never show
that part on TV.
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Come on, Venture, think, think, damn it!
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You can come up with something.
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Burning the midnight oil, I see.
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Well, this looks interesting.
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What you working on?
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Oh, this?
It's nothing really.
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Come on.
Give us a peek.
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Actually, it's quite technical.
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I am a scientist.
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Oh! Hold on!
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Sorry, Professor Impossible.
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Listen. I can look at this later.
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I really just came by to remind you
that I need that sample from you A.S.A.P.
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Company policy.
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Hi.
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Oh. I brought you something.
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Oh. Is that your...?
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No.
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It's your...
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You might be able to fool Richard,
but not me.
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I have a prescription for those.
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I need them for my...
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You know what I need?
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The Goliath Serum developed
by Professor Richard Impossible,
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for use during the Vietnam Conflict,
but rejected for production.
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Injected into a living creature,
it alters the subject's metabolism,
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turning it into a living, breathing
time bomb within twenty-four hours.
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The magnitude of the blast
is directly proportionate
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to the subject's size.
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Why, if one drop,
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enough to turn this unsuspecting ant
into a six-legged miniature hand grenade,
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just imagine the devastation
that could be caused,
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if, say, an elephant was injected
with the Goliath Serum.
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Now imagine that elephant
was performing in the Moscow Circus.
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Watch out, Ivan!
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The serum can enter the bloodstream
through the skin,
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so direct contact should be avoided.
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Take care when handling it.
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If you suspect unintentional exposure,
watch for the early warning signs.
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Does the patient look flushed?
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Does the patient have
an abnormally large appetite?
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What?
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Is there popcorn on my face?
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Oh, this feels so good.
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I haven't laughed like this in years.
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Richard never lets me drink.
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Ah, well, he's probably worried
about your medical condition.
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Medical condition?
He's worried I'll embarrass him,
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Mr. Big Important Science Man,
so prim and proper,
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all clean-cut and always
so damn calm and composed.
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He's like a robot.
It drives me nuts, but you...
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You're nothing like Richard.
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You're alive.
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Well, uh...
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You curse, you sweat,
you twitch, you have passion.
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I'm dying in this place, Venture.
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I want to taste real life again.
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Kiss me, Dr. Venture!
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Kiss me!
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Please, please, Dr. Venture.
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Get away from... Oh, God! Help me.
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Billy, White, she's a succubus.
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Doctor, please.
Wait, don't.
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Dr. Venture.
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Dr. Venture.
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Oh, God! Oh, God!
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It burns! It burns!
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No! No! Oh, God!
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What, uh, doing here?
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Bad man make Cody cry hurt.
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I don't. I wasn't. I...
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Ned, don't. Dr. Venture is a friend.
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Bad man make Cody cry hurt.
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I know.
He didn't mean it, Ned.
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Ned hurt, too.
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Heart hurt. Body hurt.
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I know, Ned. I know.
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- But I don't want to be a bomb!
- Hank! Hank!
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Just calm down.
Don't jump around so much.
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The movie guy said
that doesn't matter, Brock.
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He's not volatile
until he reaches stage four.
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And then what happens?
Then I blow up, right?
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Well, not if we kill you first.
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That stops the metabolic
chain reaction lickety-split.
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What's this?
What's happening?
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Stage two, visible blemishes.
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Not a lot of time.
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Hank, listen to me.
I'm gonna get you out of this.
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That's easy for you to say.
You're not gonna blow up!
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Sure we would.
According to the movie,
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you can take out a whole city.
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Dude, what is with you?
Why are you so calm about this?
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Because, Hank, we're not
just any poor suckers,
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we're the Venture brothers.
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Our dad's a supergenius
with, like, chemistry stuff.
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He can fix this, no prob.
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Dean, we don't even know
where your dad is.
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He's sequestered in some
secret think tank, and this is, well,
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this is kind of out of his league,
honestly.
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We're all gonna die!
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Not necessarily.
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There's one man on the planet
who might be able to help us.
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And I know where he is.
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That's good, Ned.
Thank you.
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00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:02,909
Go back to your room now
before Richard sees you out.
259
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,584
No more of that, okay?
260
00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,653
I'm sorry.
I should have told you.
261
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:17,023
It takes all my concentration
to keep myself from turning invisible,
262
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,992
and, well, what with all the drinking...
263
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,960
You can turn invisible?
264
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,061
Just my skin.
265
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:24,097
There was an accident a few years ago.
266
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:27,467
Richard was messing around
with one of his God-awful machines,
267
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,670
trying to harness cosmic rays
with gamma radiation.
268
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,639
My brother Cody was in town.
269
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:35,575
I was giving him and my
mentally handicapped cousin Ned a tour
270
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,845
of the Impossible Building in New York,
and there was this explosion.
271
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,980
I remember when that happened!
272
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,950
But go on. I'm sorry.
You were saying.
273
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:47,553
It did this to me,
turned poor Ned into a walking callus.
274
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:50,423
Cody can't touch oxygen
without bursting into flames,
275
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:54,127
and Richard, as usual,
he was the lucky one.
276
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,997
Yeah. Superstretchy
isn't so bad by comparison.
277
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,535
He keeps us hidden away
from his government investors.
278
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,038
Ned's used to that kind of treatment,
being a retard,
279
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,906
and poor Cody's unconscious
most of the time,
280
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:09,509
but it's been so hard for me.
281
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:14,580
Peaches,
are you bothering Dr. Venture?
282
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:18,818
No, Richard.
I just came by for his sample.
283
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:21,554
Splendid. I'll take that.
284
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:25,291
Well, I guess you're
all done here then, hmm?
285
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:27,126
Yes, Richard.
286
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:28,961
Good night, Dr. Venture.
287
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:30,229
Mrs. Impossible.
288
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:35,902
Well, let's hope you do better on this test
than you did on your midterms, eh?
289
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:41,240
What say you and I take
a little ride, hmm?
290
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,677
I've been good to you,
haven't I, Dr. Venture?
291
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:45,745
What?
292
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:49,048
I selected you for my think tank,
despite the military's protests,
293
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,718
gave you a chance to do
some meaningful work
294
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:54,353
and make a little much-needed cash
at the same time.
295
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,322
What? I can't...
296
00:15:56,422 --> 00:16:00,293
I don't mean to be cross with you,
but my point is, I had a few simple rules
297
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:01,594
and you broke them.
298
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,996
Making a play for my wife is one thing,
299
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:09,702
but going into restricted areas,
that I can't abide on a project like this.
300
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:14,741
I'm glad we've had this little talk,
Dr. Venture.
301
00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:17,710
Believe you me, I understand how it is.
302
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:22,215
Being cooped up in a windowless building
at the North Pole for an entire month,
303
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:26,385
it can get to a man,
make him do crazy things.
304
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,621
No, really. I'm fine.
305
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,256
I mean, it's only been a couple of days.
306
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:34,961
No, no. That's what I'm going to tell them
when they ask what happened to you
307
00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:40,066
and I explain how you got cabin fever
and wandered off to die in the snow.
308
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:41,501
Goodbye, Dr. Venture.
309
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:45,505
What? Wait a minute. If this is
about what I saw, I won't tell anyone.
310
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,073
I know.
311
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:48,841
Oh, yeah?
312
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,878
I cheated on my midterms!
313
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,387
Oh, crap.
314
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,723
I don't see why I have to be here.
315
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,691
You guys can do this by yourselves.
316
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,660
Oh, crap! Stage three!
317
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,396
Brock, I've thought a lot about it,
318
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:12,532
and if we can't get the antidote in time,
319
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,667
and it comes down to it, I...
320
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,170
Well, I want you
to be the one to kill me.
321
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,305
Don't talk like that, Hank.
We're gonna fi...
322
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,873
- Promise me, Brock!
- Okay.
323
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,408
- Promise?
- Yes, I promise.
324
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,010
- Superswear?
- Yes, Hank.
325
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,576
- Hey, Brock?
- Yeah.
326
00:17:27,662 --> 00:17:28,790
How would you do it?
327
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,250
You're asleep.
Quick jerk of the neck, never feel a thing.
328
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,597
- You've thought about this.
- Yes, I have.
329
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:34,954
Hey, is that...
330
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:37,924
Keep moving.
Frostbite setting in.
331
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:40,426
Gonna die, gonna die, gonna die.
332
00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:43,196
No. Must press on.
333
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,398
Great, Venture!
334
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:48,601
Thousands of square miles
of empty Arctic wasteland
335
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:52,438
and you somehow manage
to step in the one spot of yellow snow.
336
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,143
I made you another sample.
337
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:59,679
I, uh, huh?
338
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,814
Come to me, Dr. Venture.
339
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,650
Take me, you magnificent beast!
340
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:07,787
I know how to keep you warm.
341
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:25,705
Here. Put this on. You okay?
342
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,907
I think my foreskin
might have just broken off.
343
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:29,675
Wait a minute.
Are you a hallucination?
344
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,010
Afraid not, Doc.
345
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,212
What? Did you miss me?
What the hell are you doing here?
346
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,882
Hank's a bomb.
Long story.
347
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:37,650
Richard, please.
348
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,218
I can't live like this anymore.
349
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:42,021
Sally, please be reasonable.
350
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:46,359
Halt. This area is restricted on the authority
of the United States Government.
351
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,960
I work for the government.
352
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:49,795
Uh, still, you're not coming in here.
353
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,631
Please, professor,
we need your help.
354
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:55,301
Horsewash! I know you.
You're Venture's bodyguard.
355
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,403
You just want to beat me up.
356
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,238
Well, just you try it, mister.
357
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:03,175
Try to beat up a man of living rubber!
358
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,779
Can't hit what you can't catch.
359
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,950
Stop wiggling around, you jackass!
360
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,452
It's the Goliath Serum.
361
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,321
The kid's full of it.
362
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:18,457
Good lord. Hiccups?
He's at stage four.
363
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:19,659
He could go at any minute.
364
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,494
Is there an antidote, professor?
365
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,896
Well, yes. You kill him.
366
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,366
Oh, what?
367
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:28,868
Like that would stop me from shooting?
368
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,569
What's going on out here?
369
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:32,038
He's trying to kill my brother!
370
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,173
The kid's all hopped up on serum.
371
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,943
He's gonna explode
and take all of us with him if I don't.
372
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,644
Well, isn't there an antidote?
373
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,780
Listen. You got here late, okay?
374
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,782
You're looking at the antidote!
375
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:46,018
Professor, no offense,
but that's just crazy.
376
00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,187
Violence isn't the answer.
377
00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:49,889
This is a think tank.
378
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:52,091
We're the most powerful minds
on the planet.
379
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:53,826
Let's act like it.
380
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,930
Billy's right. We can create an antidote
if we work together.
381
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,566
My way's safer.
382
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:03,536
Bad Richard.
No hurt boy.
383
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,171
Ned, what are you...
You son of a bitch!
384
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:06,305
Cody?
385
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,342
Let's stop this, boys.
Outrageous!
386
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:12,111
Who do you think... Hey!
387
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:15,081
That's it, guys.
Tie him up good and tight.
388
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:18,451
Well, are we ready, think tank?
389
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,618
It worked!
We're freakin' geniuses!
390
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:54,854
Yay, think tank!
391
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,689
You freaking idiots!
392
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,591
It didn't work.
393
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,326
You people invented...
394
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:02,695
Ranch dressing.
395
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:03,929
How did you get free?
396
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,066
There's a reason Ned's boots
have Velcro instead of laces, honey.
397
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:10,503
Clearly the Goliath Serum
just doesn't work on humans.
398
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,505
We certainly never tested it on any.
399
00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:15,107
I mean, that was the whole point.
400
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,543
You send a bug or a dog
or something to blow up.
401
00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:19,912
You just can't stand
seeing Dr. Venture succeed
402
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,747
where you failed, can you, Richard?
403
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,816
You've been on his case
since he got here!
404
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,852
Well, guess what, Richard.
You lose again!
405
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,988
I'm with Dr. Venture now!
406
00:21:29,087 --> 00:21:29,821
Excuse me?
407
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:34,193
Cool! I'm not gonna explode anymore,
and plus, free invisible Mom!
408
00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:36,495
Go, Team Venture!
409
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:40,666
Hang on.
I'm gonna get my things.
410
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,569
- You want to...
- Yeah. Go.
411
00:22:13,055 --> 00:22:14,700
You'll see, Sally.
412
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,469
This is just a rough spot.
413
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:21,240
In time, things will go back
to the way they... Hmm?
414
00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:23,008
That's odd.
415
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:27,546
Dr. Venture's... pregnant?
416
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:32,146
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