All language subtitles for [Chinese (Hong Kong) - zh-HK] TVB 警匪劇 陀枪师姐 12_20 欧阳震华(小生)誓夺关咏荷(素娥)芳心 欧阳震华、关咏荷、魏骏杰、滕丽名、马德钟、李成昌 粤语中字 1998 [DownSub.com]
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先生, 不好意思, 我要下班了
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你开甚么玩笑
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你问都不问我一声就说不载
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你先问我去哪里
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说不定那条路你喜欢走呢
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我刚坐你就说下班了
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你有没有想过我的感受
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你知不知道你这样做伤我的自尊心
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老兄, 算我错了, 你要去哪里
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深水涉福华街
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你甚么意思？放这么难听的歌
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老兄, 你不喜欢可以换台
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发甚么火
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你是不是看我不顺眼
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捅了我一刀还要多踩两脚是不是
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换台…
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家乐
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你不要玩啦, 你是大孩子了
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看看有甚么要带的都拿过来给我吧
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你拿这么多玩具过去干甚么
拿去卖
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我是拿去玩的
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带不了啦, 别带了
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到了那边再买好不好
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不好
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为甚么
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这是叔叔买的
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这是叔叔拼的
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这是叔叔买的
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这是叔叔给的
叔叔…你叔完了没有
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以后不准再提叔叔两个字
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不准带, 全拿出去
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大哥, 保佑我平平安安, 越战越勇
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谁呀
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叔叔
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你怎么跑这儿找我
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楼上没人我就下来找你了
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离家出走是吧？你完了你, 你妈呢
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妈咪以为我去同学家玩了嘛
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是谁教你撒谎的
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你是不是想我啦？坐下
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我跟你说, 以后不准撒谎骗妈妈
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这是最后一次知道吗
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我明天就要飞了, 叔叔
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明天飞？这么快
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那…那就飞吧, 没办法了
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你想怎么样
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我们…我们出去玩好不好
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好
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追不到了
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你追我, 追到我给你钱买红枣
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我踩, 龟波气功
踩…
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我闪
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跟斗云, 我来了
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你怎么这么重
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你好胖
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臭小子
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你明天一走, 甚么时候回来
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不知道
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记不记得我教你的歌怎么唱
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记得
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撒雅人生这个地方…
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妈, 你连这个都要买过去
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这里便宜
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素娥, 请了假就过来
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知道了
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爸, 上车吧
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妈
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家乐…快上车
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麻烦你机场
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你这个臭孩子, 放暑假有得玩了
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别吃那么多薯片
别以为妈咪不知道
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妈咪在你肚子里放了一条虫子
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到了加拿大
记住要听外公外婆的话, 知不知道
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知不知道
知道
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小家乐, 来, 乖, 坐好
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妈, 别理他
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素娥, 你放心吧
很快就能一家团聚了
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来了…
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不好意思, 出钱还要出力
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有甚么关系, 今天你生日
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就是啊
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对啊, 今天你是寿星公, 来…
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蛋糕
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三块钱说包在她身上, 不会黄牛吧
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来了…
我才没那么坏呢, 来了…
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蛋糕到
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开
程SIR
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阿兵哥, 你看, 人家对你多有心
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买个冰淇淋蛋糕
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不是, 我是藉机会可以吃嘛
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生日快乐, 阿兵哥
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谢了…
生日快乐
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别说那么多了
一边吃一边聊好不好
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好…
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阿兵哥
你最喜欢吃的芝麻冰淇淋蛋糕
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真是不错
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三块钱真是有心
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就是啊
干吗？随便买的嘛
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不管怎么样, 我谢谢了
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不要这么客气
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过来…来…
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先许个愿
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还要许愿
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当然要了, 平平安安当然要了
要啊…一定要
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好了
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不要急…主角还没动呢
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老兄, 我跟包大人今天早上
早餐都没吃, 就是等这一顿
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来…你的, 不要心急, 喜欢哪一块
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来…
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这一块当然是你的
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阿兵哥, 生日快乐…
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谢谢你们, 真不好意思, 谢谢…
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程SIR, 明天有没有空
我买了两张演唱会的票
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程SIR, 尝尝这沙拉是我做的
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程SIR, 吃虾条, 虾条好好吃
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程SIR, 我有两张电影赠券
一起去看吧
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对了, 我们这个星期去烤肉
你也来吧
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是啊…一起来吧好不好…
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到底今天谁是主角
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我还以为阿兵哥走桃花运呢
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原来醉翁之意不在他
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不要说了, 吃东西
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程SIR
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最后一块蛋糕, 留给你的
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谢谢你
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程SIR…你今天晚上有没有空
程SIR
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程SIR你别理他…
我请你看黎明演唱会
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来, 亲一个
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亲你个头, 你们两个发骚
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程SIR, 你走桃花运了
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就趁这个机会找一个嘛
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刚刚真是群莺乱舞
每个人的身材都很正点, 程SIR
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不错, 程SIR, 哪一个好啊
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是啊
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是要薯片呢？还是要沙拉
还是电影票
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神经
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神甚么经？名草没有主
随便找一个谈谈心
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对啊
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程SIR, 我给点意见
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还是沙拉好, 进得了厨房
有前有后, 凑和凑和吧
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沙拉好
不行, 电影票好
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小鸟依人瘦瘦的, 瘦的看着舒服
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程SIR, 别听他们乱说
你喜欢斯文大方的嘛
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薯片比较适合你的胃口
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甚么薯片？你懂不懂呀你
当然沙拉会做吃的好
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瘦的好
我的好
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莲蓬强, 你不要再烦程SIR了
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男人说话你插甚么嘴
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程SIR, 还是趁早挑的好
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不然剩下那些人家不要的
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你哭都来不及了
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我有那么差吗
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程SIR, 你说
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是啊, 不要怕
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说啊…
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真的要我说
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当然…
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你要说真的才行
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说真的, 我呢会…先吃沙拉
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你看对不对
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然后拿包薯片去看演唱会
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看完之后, 再去看场电影
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然后回来再吃蛋糕
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程SIR, 你也真够贪心的, 大包围
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不过好, 我欣赏, 男儿本色
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回去检讨一下吧你
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你这么坏, 我砸死你
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好了…
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还要吃的啊, 三块钱
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就是啊
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你可真行
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我是
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爱丽丝
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爱丽丝？出去…
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今天晚上我…有点事情要做
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是不是想偷听？出去…
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明天晚上
走
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走啊
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有没有搞错？这样就出红牌
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那个球证是不是近视眼
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白人一定帮白人
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这就是种族歧视
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真是过分透了
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球还没踢完就赶人出场, 真是的
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就是啊, 才刚刚轻松一下
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人家怂恿两句
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利物浦也好、曼联也好
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都没想过自己要标甚么会
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就是啊, 给我一点点机会嘛, 老大
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你让我进场又不相信我
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我球还没碰就赶我出场
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说不定我真能踢进去呢, 对不对
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没内涵…凡事都要讲实力
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看表面没用的
沙拉薯片是没有营养的
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会营养不良的
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反正我这次, 真是死不瞑目
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没有龙门给你射
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没龙门射没关系
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你无缘无故吹我犯规干甚么
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还罚我十二码, 这实在太冤枉了
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老兄, 我们在看NBA篮球赛
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你以为在踢足球吗
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是啊…你胡扯甚么呀你
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对啊, NBA, 你说甚么
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你说甚么我就跟你说甚么
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你说甚么
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我们在这儿瞎掰也不是办法, 小生
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不这样能怎么办
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未曾酒醉已清醒
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未曾那个都已经无情了
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你有心事, 混球
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你说心事这玩意会不会传染
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我叔叔也一样, 心不在焉的
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今天天气不错
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这个月没话说, 太想小家乐了嘛
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小心
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这么大一块石头, 小心绊着你
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我被你吓死了
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小心
又怎么了
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搞甚么？没熄掉
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甚么人乱扔东西
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一定是二楼扔下来的
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开门
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你们干甚么
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村长, 我们怀疑你们里面
有人扔垃圾
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村长, 你好像是一个人住
你家里有朋友
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没有, 关…关你们甚么事
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地下这么多垃圾
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你凭甚么说是我楼上扔下来的
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我清清楚楚的看到它
是从二楼扔下来的
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我还看见是你扔的呢
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像你们这种女人我不欢迎你们
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请你们走路吧
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村长…
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你这么凶？还给你
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臭小子
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你还抽, 你这个臭小子
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干甚么？老爸, 你发甚么疯
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刚刚的烟头扔哪儿去啦
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扔到街上去了
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你真不怕死呀你
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你知不知道刚才扔到个警察
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现在他们要上来搜查你知不知道
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老爸, 他们有没有发现到我
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怎么？害怕啦
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放心
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老爸早就把那两个警察赶走了
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真是的
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老爸, 不行
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你有没有帮我跑路
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如果被他发现我就死定了
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你不会死的
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有你老爸在这儿, 一定会保护你
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可是你要乖乖的在这儿
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千万不要到处张扬
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臭小子
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这是买给我的
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你急个甚么劲, 慢慢吃
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记得帮我想办法
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是不是有点不对劲
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很不对
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林SIR, 我们有报告…
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程SIR
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林SIR, 甚么情况
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我已经派人在四周埋伏了
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有没有出来过
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NO SIR…
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甚么事
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警察, 我们怀疑这里有通缉犯
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这张是法庭的搜查令
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神经病
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李先生, 希望你跟我们警方合作
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你们弄错了
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这里只有我一个人而已
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哪里来的通缉犯
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那你让我们进去搜搜看
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不行…
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让开…
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警察了不起呀你
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你让一让…
警察打人…
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李先生, 你再这样的话
我们告你妨碍公务
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警察了不起呀？警察打人
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请你让开, 让开
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让开
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程SIR, 发现李超从后门逃走了
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林SIR, 看着他
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莲蓬、阿兵哥, 跟我来
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YES SIR
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所有人跟我来
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YES SIR…
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大家分头找
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阿兵哥, 你跟我来
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YES SIR…
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看来是村长的儿子干的
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阿兵哥, 照顾他, 叫救护车
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YES SIR
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再跑开枪, 双手放在头后面
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呼叫阿兵哥…
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警察
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里面的人出来
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再不出来就开枪了
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你们两个三八别开枪, 我也有枪的
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把枪放下, 你跑不掉的
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走啊, 三八
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再不走我真的会开枪
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冷静一点
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没用的
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你现在跑掉又怎么样
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到处躲？一辈子做逃犯
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当过街老鼠不好受
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看你顶多才二十岁
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让你活个六十岁好不好
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剩下的四十年, 到处流浪
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吃不好, 睡不稳
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一辈子都见不得光
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还有啊
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你有没有想过你父母
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他们会很伤心的
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我也有个儿子
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我很明白做父母的心情
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你是人家的儿女
不能够这么不孝顺的
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你给我闭嘴, 烦不烦
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好…我不说这些了
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我不想死
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你也不想死是不是
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我帮你算过了
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如果你现在自首的话
也不过是坐几年
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出来之后, 读书也好、做事也好
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怎么样都能堂堂正正做个人
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对不对？听我的话, 把枪放下
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我不坐牢, 我不会坐牢的
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大不了一起死
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好
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刚刚那些忘掉它, 我们从头再开始
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第一, 你一定跑不掉
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因为这里…
闭嘴, 三八
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你为甚么骂我三八
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我最恨人家骂我三八了
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你再噜苏我一枪打死你
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我枪法比你好
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放开我, 三八
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抓到你还吵
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早就叫你自首了
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放开我
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走…
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麻烦你, 帮他把扣子扣好
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轻点
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程SIR呢？没见到程SIR
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他叫我看着这个受伤的同事
自己去追那个臭小子了嘛
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00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,600
可是他应该收到我们的CALL
知道我们抓到人
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00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,480
我们找到把警枪
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00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,320
是程SIR的
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是程SIR的枪？他怎么会把枪丢掉
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对啊, 他会不会出事了
355
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,760
一定是你, 你知道程SIR在哪里吗
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00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:31,600
我不知道
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00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,440
说啊
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00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,160
他自己摔下去不关我的事
359
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,480
你把程SIR推下山
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不关我的事
你把他推到甚么地方
361
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:37,600
说啊
362
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:38,920
你快说
你快点说
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00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,960
那里那么大
我怎么知道摔到哪儿去了
364
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,160
你一点好事都做不出来
365
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,240
够了, 三八, 还打
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00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,560
我打…打你
367
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警察打人
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00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:47,840
臭小子
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程SIR
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程SIR
371
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程SIR…
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你说怎么办呢？这种天气又热又闷
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我们找了几个小时嘴巴都干了
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00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,040
如果熬十几二十个小时
才找到他的话
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00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,040
我怕他已经变成干蒸烧卖了
376
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,760
我们一定会找到他的
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00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,840
这个山这么大, 天也开始黑了
378
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,680
我怕没那么简单
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00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:19,120
各单位注意, 暂时停止搜索行动
380
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,720
所有人员立即回指挥车
领取夜间装备
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00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,120
三元, 有命令了
382
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,920
要回去拿夜间装备
383
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,840
不用了, 我自己有手电筒
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00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:31,760
我会继续找
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00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:32,840
你这支怎么行呢
386
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,160
你一个人去太危险了
387
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,440
你放心吧, 保持联络
388
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,800
我觉得程SIR一定在附近
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00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:39,640
我跟你去
390
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,680
不用了, 你记得帮我拿水
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小心点
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程SIR, 你在哪里？程SIR
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程SIR
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程SIR
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程峰, 你在哪里
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程SIR
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程峰
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00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:16,760
程峰, 你在哪里
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回答我
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00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,960
三元…
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00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:27,040
程SIR, 你在哪里？程SIR
402
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,160
三元, 我在这里
403
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,640
你在哪里？我看不到你
404
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,640
你在哪里
405
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,640
三元, 我在这里
406
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,560
你在哪里？我看不到你
407
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,080
三元
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00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,560
程SIR…你在哪里
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00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:46,960
三元
410
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,000
我在这里
411
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,960
程SIR…
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00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,520
程SIR, 你没事吧
413
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,600
我的腿断了, 不能动
414
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,200
来, 起来
415
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,440
程SIR
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00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,760
你没事吧？我们继续爬吧
417
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,160
你怎么样？你没事吧
418
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,640
下面好像有人, 下面有人
419
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,160
我找到程SIR了
420
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:49,920
真的有人
421
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,000
不要动, 我们来救你们…
422
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,920
喝了它, 全喝光
我已经很饱了
423
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
对身体好
我炖了很久了
424
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:58,880
谢谢妈, 谢谢
425
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,320
程SIR、伯父、伯母…
426
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,440
你们这些人来聚餐啊
427
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:04,560
早日出院, 送给你的鸡精
428
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,720
程SIR, 最高领导人都来了
何SIR
429
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,360
腿虽然断了, 精神不错
430
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,880
是啊, 不错, 别捣蛋
431
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,400
再睡两个礼拜, 我精神百倍了
432
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:19,640
这次算是命大
过两天我可要去还还神了
433
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,280
对啊…
434
00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,600
不过说真的, 这次真要谢谢三元
435
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,480
要不是她的话
我现在做了无敌铁探长了
436
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:26,280
对啊
437
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:28,280
我们是兄弟嘛, 客气甚么
438
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,800
三元, 你这么瘦能扛得动他
还真不错
439
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,240
伯父, 你有所不知
440
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,240
他们今时可不同往日了
441
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,560
我已经把证据都带来了, 大家看看
442
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,800
神勇双女警, 智擒杀人犯
443
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,920
登在头条, 何SIR, 老实说
444
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,120
你应该多开一个部门
445
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,320
专门派她们巡逻罪恶黑点
446
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,760
就算是不能打也能吓吓人
447
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,280
对啊…
有意思…
448
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,120
看你以后还敢不敢小看女人
449
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,240
第一个就吓你
450
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:58,320
不过老实说
这次能抓到犯人全靠三元
451
00:22:58,400 --> 00:22:59,960
她的偷袭好厉害
452
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:03,960
如果不是你的音波功扰乱他
我哪会那么容易偷袭成功
453
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,000
反正你们两个都有功
谁都别谦虚了
454
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:09,560
尤其是娥姐, 才几天没见
455
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:13,200
突飞猛进, 应该颁一个进步奖给你
456
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:17,720
何SIR, 你不要再夸我了
我会很嚣张
457
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,360
你以为我说假话
458
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,840
你现在已经出线了
459
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,440
很多男同事, 都跑不过你
460
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:24,080
那倒是
461
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,080
用点心, 我可是下大注了, 看好你
462
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,360
好, THANK YOU SIR
463
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,520
阿兵哥, 我警告你
464
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,760
再不拿点武当绝学出来的话
465
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,600
我看你的一指禅功也得靠边站了
466
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,080
死莲蓬你说甚么
你真无聊
467
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,520
说说都不行
程SIR, 不跟你开玩笑了
468
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,600
你说, 医生说你甚么时候能出院
真严肃
469
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,560
还这么认真, 两个礼拜
470
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,360
你这个天残脚倒杯水都不行
471
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,480
搬回家住, 养好了再说
472
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:49,560
不用了吧
473
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,640
就这么决定, 改变不了啦
474
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,200
说得也是, 难得放假
就当放暑假吧
475
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,680
女警加入机动部队
不过是近几年的事情
476
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:09,000
但是她们英勇出色的表现
真是巾帼不让须眉
477
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:12,640
本月十六号两名隶属机动部队
Ｙ连的女警员
478
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,280
非常成功的在边境附近捉擒悍匪
479
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,280
站在我身边的这两位
就是当天的女警员
480
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,840
陈三元以及朱素娥
481
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,880
请问当天的情形是怎么样的呢
482
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,120
当天我们是配合西九龙重案组
一起行动的
483
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,000
而在过程当中
我们有两位同事受了伤
484
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,800
二姊你看, 大姊好帅
是啊…
485
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,560
当然帅了, 我们陈家的长女
我生的
486
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,680
你知不知道？有一句话说
487
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,480
能干的女人能顶半边天
488
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,560
你说说, 如果不是三元
489
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,320
怎么能抓到那个贼
490
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,600
对啊…大姊好神勇
491
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,160
对啊
492
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:52,800
可是不知道是甚么人那时候
一天到晚不准人家当警察
493
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,360
你这个混球, 糗老妈
494
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,720
所以说, 你不懂
495
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:58,880
你大姊这么能干
496
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,000
当不当警察一样行
497
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,000
不过呢, 说到底
498
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,520
女人最后还是找个好老公
499
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,120
生几个好孩子
500
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,360
组织一个幸福美满的家庭
501
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,360
才是最终目标
502
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,640
不错, 挑战自己战胜别人
503
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,240
请加入女警行列
504
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,640
播完了, 傻瓜
505
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,640
你刚刚有没有听见妈咪的声音
506
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,280
好威风
507
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:29,240
妈咪也没想到抓贼可以抓得上电视
508
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,360
有甚么好怕的, 妈咪现在很能干
509
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:36,880
他有枪？妈咪也有枪呀对不对
510
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,600
妈咪亲手把他铐起来的
511
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,120
是啊…
512
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,520
过几天
我把剪下来的报纸和录影带
513
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:48,440
一起寄过来给你和外公外婆看
好不好
514
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,720
是吗
515
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,120
知道了
516
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,240
你又不记得
妈咪现在是神勇女警了嘛
517
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,000
妈咪会自己照顾自己的
518
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,880
你记住, 要听外公外婆的话
519
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:08,120
还有啊, 你去完迪士尼
要记得打电话给妈咪知不知道
520
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,200
真的？那么乖, 好了…
521
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,600
亲亲妈咪吧, 好了
522
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,640
好甜啊…
523
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,040
好了, 拜拜…
524
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,280
拜拜
525
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,200
好高兴
526
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,920
长这么大第一次这么能干
527
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,720
怎么会不高兴呢
528
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,680
好, 决定自己帮自己庆祝
529
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,320
小姐, 一位啊？这里吧
530
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,200
好
531
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,160
请问吃点甚么
532
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,400
烧鹅河粉, 谢谢
533
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,280
好的
534
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,320
这么巧
535
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,280
就是
536
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,480
吃东西
537
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:46,880
吃东西
538
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,840
是啊…不用了
539
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,880
烧鹅河粉
这里…
540
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,800
一人一碗, 不用抢
541
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:05,800
谢谢
542
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:06,600
河粉
543
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,040
老马, 我们是老朋友
好的当然留给你
544
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,360
房子虽然旧了一点
可是装修的很好, 像新的一样
545
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,120
第一次转手卖, 屋主移民了
546
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:20,000
随时可以都搬进去, 要买要趁早
547
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,120
我考虑考虑
548
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,360
你先说吧, 你到底喜不喜欢
549
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,200
很好, 我很喜欢
550
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:27,520
喜欢就行了
551
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,040
机会不是常常有的
552
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,960
你看房价一直在涨
553
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,880
如果现在不买, 晚了就买不着了
554
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,520
喜欢就付订金, 房子就属于你的了
555
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:40,160
你再犹疑, 被人家买了
你哭都没用了
556
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:46,040
小姐, 你的头快进碗里了
557
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,680
老板, 买单
558
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:53,680
我是
559
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,080
你现在想要都没有了
560
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,560
人家刚刚付了订金, 你机会溜了
561
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:02,680
怎么这么快
562
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:04,680
老板, 买单
563
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,240
娥姐…
564
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,040
前面穿蓝色衣服的女人站住
565
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,160
蓝色衣服的女人
566
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,880
前面穿紫色运动衫蓝色牛仔裤
黑色凉鞋的女人站住
567
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,120
你有本事继续脱
568
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,240
我再穿上
你没得脱了你, 我叫你不准穿
569
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,160
放手…
不准穿, 不放…
570
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,160
我现在没有空, 你走啊…
571
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,840
我两个钟头之内碰见你两次
572
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,880
就是说天都说我们有缘分
573
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,080
如果我现在放手
就是说好的机会都不要
574
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:40,960
我跟自己说过
575
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,640
我不会再让任何机会从我面前溜走
576
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,480
我都不知道你在说甚么
577
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,480
满路的人都在看着我们, 别闹了
578
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,840
谁爱看就看嘛
别闹了
579
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,920
就算全世界的人都看着我们
我也这样说
580
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,880
我好累
我陈小生一定要追到朱素娥
581
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,920
为我合法的女友
582
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:00,760
你神经病
583
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,560
你别这样子了
584
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,640
你大好前途一片光明
585
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,200
不要…不要喜欢我, 我结过婚了嘛
586
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,400
你老公都跑了
587
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,600
他瘦不拉叽的受得了你这一脚吗
588
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,560
你没看电视剧“再见也是老婆”吗
589
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:18,200
我老公刚刚才走, 也就是尸骨未寒
590
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:21,120
我儿子又去加拿大, 你不要搅和了
我知道, 不是啊
591
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,480
被人家知道, 以为我发骚守不了寡
592
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,320
要是以前, 我会被淹死的
593
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,720
你也知道说以前
594
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,480
多少歌星说退休不唱
595
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,200
后来为了观众, 还不是又出来唱
596
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:34,600
谁说他们不对
597
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,520
我要做山口百惠
598
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,600
山口百惠已经过时了
你不要这么老土
599
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,640
你老公不会回来了
600
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,480
就算他回来
你也把他丢到厕所冲走算了
601
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:45,760
这种人要他干甚么
602
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,560
反正一句话, 我不要你管
603
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,400
我不会嫁第二次的, 你省省吧你
604
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:57,280
你不用马上嫁给我
你肯做我女朋友就行了
605
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,760
我是不会放弃的
606
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,120
我要战胜你老公, 我要战胜自己
607
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,960
我一定会追到你为止的
608
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:05,600
谁在嘘我
609
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,480
娥姐, 怎么不说话？太热啦
610
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:10,640
过瘾
611
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,000
好过瘾
612
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,120
甚么事…开大会？我看看
怎回事
613
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:18,640
换厨师
614
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,520
不是, 你猜错了
615
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,840
刚刚有一个人拿着寿司进来
616
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,200
说要给娥姐做午餐的
617
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,520
娥姐, 快点说
是不是有人想追你
618
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,920
这么大手笔？快点说
619
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,720
你们吃吧
你等等
620
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:33,640
吃吧, 吃
621
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,120
娥姐, 电话找你的
622
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:40,200
我
623
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,120
东西好不好吃
624
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,280
今天天气这么热, 最好是吃生鱼片
625
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:46,320
新鲜的
626
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:50,160
你不要搞这么多事
我求求你好不好
627
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,080
我说过我要追你的
628
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,600
我还想给你一个惊喜
629
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,120
不要了, 我现在已经很惊
630
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,360
我很惊、我很怕, 不用了
631
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,720
你不要搅和了好不好
632
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,320
我已经来了
633
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,480
小生, 你干甚么
634
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:13,840
送给你的, 收下吧
635
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:14,760
我毙了你
636
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:15,480
收下吧
637
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:19,640
你不要闹了, 走啊, 走
638
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,800
站好, 你站好
639
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:25,800
你作弄我是不是
640
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,720
我在上班
641
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
你突如其来的跟我开这种玩笑
642
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,120
你想我被人家笑得脸都绿
643
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,400
有甚么关系, 我是认真的
644
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,880
还有啊, 我买好票看电影
我等你下班
645
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,520
你看…看你个屁
646
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,440
老兄, 我求求你好不好
647
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,080
你懂不懂
648
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,160
不可能的…
649
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,360
一百年前人说不可能上月球的
650
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,720
一百年后那些人
不是“唰”的就飞上去
651
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:51,800
“唰”的又飞回来了吗
652
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,800
你一百年以后再来找我吧, 笨
653
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,040
你属牛的
654
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,800
对啊, 这证明你有注意我
655
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,920
所以你强的像头死牛一样
656
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,120
走啊
657
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:02,360
别气…我走…
658
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,240
生太多气伤身体的, 我走…
659
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:07,600
走…
660
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:08,640
等等…
661
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,840
甚么
我警告你
662
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,360
我警告你
甚么
663
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,040
你不要逼我发神经
664
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,000
我发起疯来我甚都敢做的
665
00:34:17,199 --> 00:34:19,319
禁区纸, 禁区纸在哪里
666
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,800
别乱来, 我的禁区纸
是用合法途径拿回来的
667
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,600
你不要用不合法的手段来毁灭它
668
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:24,520
我警告你
669
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,599
你不要在这里让我再看见你
670
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:28,199
不然我甚么都做得出来
671
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,280
我甚么都做得出来
672
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,680
生甚么气？有人追有甚么奇怪的
673
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:33,560
我甚么都做得出来
674
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:34,800
怎么了
675
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,120
没事…
不认识
676
00:34:36,159 --> 00:34:37,439
没事, 认识的…
认识的…同事…
677
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:38,320
认识的…
678
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:39,800
不知道, 没事
认识的
679
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,680
你看看你, 被人看见了
680
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:43,359
你走啊
681
00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:44,799
走啊
682
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,800
这么晚
683
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,640
你干甚么？小生
684
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,120
穿成这个样子
685
00:34:56,199 --> 00:34:57,160
怎么？怎么了
686
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,680
买这么多东西？办嫁粧
687
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,920
我也想, 不过没这么快
688
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,400
看看
689
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:08,240
新买的, 有没有觉得我很帅
690
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,800
我差点自己都不认识自己了
691
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,160
真是没想到, 我只要稍微打扮一下
692
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,400
就完全发挥我成熟男人的魅力
693
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,920
真是无懈可击
694
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,600
你上来干吗？送外卖
695
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,320
没有
696
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,320
我只是上来问问你到底在搞甚么鬼
697
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,760
我搞甚么鬼？我已经都摆明了
698
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,720
你是真的还是假的
699
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,320
真的
700
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,040
我都三十好几了
701
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,360
也是时候找一个目标了吧
702
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,200
你真的追娥姐
703
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,840
是啊, 我敢做就敢当
704
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:51,040
笑甚么？臭丫头, 再笑把嘴黏起来
705
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,000
我呀, 为你开心
706
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,000
说真的, 娥姐蛮好的, 真的
707
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,720
你也觉得娥姐很好
708
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,080
怎么样
709
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,000
我老实说
710
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,160
你这样穿, 非常土
711
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,600
你到底多久没追过女孩子了
712
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,560
不记得了
713
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,120
你穿成这样
714
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,600
娥姐也不是十几二十
也不是小女孩
715
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,800
这样会笑死人的, 笨死了
716
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:27,800
怎么了？我追女孩子
你还包着尿布
717
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,080
你个男人头有没谈过恋爱
你懂甚么呀你
718
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,200
不管怎么说, 我是个女孩子
719
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,320
我比你更清楚女人的心理
720
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,360
信者得救
721
00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:41,600
你也希望我快点有个婶婶吧
722
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,800
来…你看看
723
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:51,160
要感动女人
一定要多看点浪漫的经典场面
724
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,240
就像电视剧“济公”那样
725
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,440
里面有一场很感人的戏
就是许愿树这一招
726
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,480
许愿树
727
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,720
这一招之外还有第二招
728
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:12,320
甚么
729
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:13,920
等一等
730
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,800
这一部更不得了、更加浪漫
731
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,280
就是说男主角怎么感动女主角
732
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:25,400
就是每天接接送送
还趁雨最大的晚上换轮胎
733
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:38,360
换轮胎？行不行
734
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,440
下了班我都累死人
735
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,160
抓人家到这里来干甚么
736
00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:45,200
跟你说有心事, 还是很重的那种
737
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,320
老朋友, 帮个忙
738
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,200
你有甚么心事
739
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,680
这一棵, 就是大名鼎鼎的许愿树了
740
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:54,720
很灵的
741
00:37:55,720 --> 00:38:00,160
许个愿, 就可以解决心事了
742
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:04,040
是感情问题？为了个男人
743
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,640
一起来试试
744
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,440
去你的, 我又没有心事
745
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,680
那个不是小生
746
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:23,680
恶心
747
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,400
就是啊, 他在搞甚么鬼
748
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:27,400
那你又搞甚么鬼
749
00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:34,440
我看看
750
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:39,480
保佑娥姐、家乐平安, 一生幸福
751
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,680
没想到我叔叔这次这么认真
这么诚恳
752
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,720
他疯你跟他一块疯啊
753
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,360
娥姐, 等等我
754
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,520
甚么人？好痛, 是谁呀
755
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,040
有没有事？阿婆, 没事…没流血
儿子…
756
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:56,640
甚么事
757
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,080
他砸我的头
758
00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,840
你敢砸我妈
我不是故意的, 我许愿
759
00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:01,720
管你是不是故意
你砸我妈妈, 我揍你
760
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,760
别走
别让他跑了
761
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:13,800
娥姐
762
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:09,520
你找谁
763
00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:12,160
对不起
请问朱素娥小姐是不是住在这里
764
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:13,240
我是
765
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,480
有个包裹要给你, 麻烦你签收一下
766
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:17,480
包裹
767
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,440
是啊
768
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,760
甚么东西
769
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,640
你别跟我说你躲在里面
770
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:49,680
神经病
771
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:01,040
清明节, 送把假花给我, 你神经病
772
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,680
你到底在搞甚么
773
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,800
刚刚才病完, 现在又来个大伤风
774
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,600
你怎么这么虚弱呀你
775
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,840
我站在路上淋了一个钟头了
776
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,320
铁人都敲扁了
777
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:19,480
敲甚么
778
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,280
敲扁了
779
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,920
把粥喝了, 我进去煮点茶给你喝
780
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,920
小鬼, 过来
781
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,680
坐过来, 我手不够长
782
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,240
躲？躲我也能打着你
783
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:42,360
你是不是陷害我？每招都行不通
784
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,520
我怎么知道编剧在骗人
785
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,040
你是不是找我开心
786
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,600
人家不行希望你行
787
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,680
甚么…甚么你不行
788
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,520
不是, 话说回来
789
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,480
这几招不行, 还有一条好的
790
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:00,480
真的？
791
00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:02,240
最近我看了一个日本电视剧
792
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,480
那个男主角为了感动那个女主角
793
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,800
就冲出马路说不怕被车撞
794
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,240
我这招还不错吧, 真的行
795
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,640
你要我过不了二十五岁
796
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:15,400
甚么人
797
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:16,800
让我来, SIT
798
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:22,400
娥姐
799
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,120
大驾光临, 请坐
800
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,400
二妹姐, 麻烦你倒杯茶
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