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♪♪
- Go!
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♪♪ Theme Song Playing...
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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
*TEEN TITANS GO *
Season 04 Episode 39
Title: "The Academy"
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All right!
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Titans!
Your attention, please.
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Move it.
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Hey, listen to me,
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none of you have done
any chores for weeks.
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The tower is disgusting.
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Didn't notice.
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You're getting crumbs
all over the floor right now.
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- If we all pitch in to clean up...
- Come on!
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We can't sees, fool.
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Move, get out of the way.
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We are trying to watch
the awards program.
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An awards program?
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Those are terrible.
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It's just hours of awkward
banter and boring retrospectives
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and the worst part is, the awards
themselves are meaningless.
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Meaningless?
Are you crazy, dude?
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Awards satisfy
our irrational need
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to be validated
by being given a statue
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based on completely
arbitrary metrics.
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Quiet! They're about
to give the award
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to the person who is
"Best in a Specific Category."
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Ooh! I hope
the person we wanna win
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wins the award for being best
in that specific category.
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Yo, if the person we wants
to win doesn't win,
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I'mma lose my mind!
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I am getting the mad.
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Just thinking about
how unfair it is
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that the person I want to win
in the "Specific Category"
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could do the losing to the someone
I believe to be less qualified.
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You're already
getting worked up
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- over this thing happening.
- Shush, shush, shush.
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Shush the mouth!
Shush the mouth hole!
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They're about
to indicate the winner.
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♪♪ Triumphant instrumental
music playing...
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- They gave that person?
- Seriously?
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He's not the best in that category.
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Yo, he just ain't.
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This is a bunch of poop.
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Wow, that is some
strong language, mama.
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But I agree, this is some poop.
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Straight up, stinking poo.
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How do you even know that?
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It's just your opinion.
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Don't you see that awards
are a pointless charade?
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Yous just mad 'cause you
never got no awards. Never!
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Even if, I got an award,
I wouldn't care
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because awards
are meaningless.
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Well you sound super bitter.
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Who even decides the winners?
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The Academy!
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And who is this, "Academy"?
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You know.
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The Acad...
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- Will you just
do your chores, please?
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Not until the show of awards
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has come to an end.
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There's only four more hours
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and we can't miss
a single moment.
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Nows quiet, I wants
to hear this gentleman
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thanks a bunch
of people I don't know.
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Hmm.
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Dude, if you gotta
go pee, just go.
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I don't have to pee.
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Didn't you hear?
It's happening!
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What's you talkin' about, bro?
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The first annual
Teen Titan Awards!
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♪♪ Trumpet playing...
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Never heard of
a Teen Titan Awards.
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They're awards that go
to the Titan
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who is the best
in a specific category.
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Whats you get if you win?
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Oh, just a little
golden statue.
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Wow, that is very classy.
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Ooh, I really,
really want one.
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Well, in order to get one,
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you'll need
to prove that you are
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the best in these
specific categories.
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"Dishwasher," "Trash Remover,"
"Laundry Doer".
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And "Person Who Kept
their Crumbs off the Floor."
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I will do anything
for an award!
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- Who's judging this?
- The Academy.
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Ah, of course.
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You'd better get to work.
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The Teen Titans Awards
are next week.
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And you'll need
to convince the Academy
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that you are the best in a
"Specific Category."
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♪♪ Valiant instrumental music
playing...
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Great Scott, it's filthy.
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1.21 gigawatts, 88 minutes.
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Okay, dishes, I am sending you
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to the future!
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♪♪ Adventurous music playing...
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Time to go home, fool.
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♪♪
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♪♪ Adventurous music playing...
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♪♪
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♪♪
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My papa always said, "Life
was like a floor of crumbs.
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"You never know
what you're gonna get."
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You got bread crumbs,
cracker crumbs,
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cookie crumbs, pizza crumbs,
potato chip crumbs
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cupcake crumbs,
cheesy crumbs, mystery crumbs.
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That's uh...
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That's 'bout all the crumbs.
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Great work, Titans.
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I think your irrational need
to be validated
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by being given
a statue based on
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completely arbitrary metrics
will be fulfilled.
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Now, let's get ready.
It's showtime!
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Live, from the
epicenter of entertainment,
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a night to honor the most
talented heroes on earth.
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It's the Teen Titan Awards!
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
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your host, Birdarang!
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What's up, everybody?
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Welcome to the first annual
Teen Titan Awards.
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So many
A-list Titans here tonight.
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And Robin came too. -
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Now, throw your hands in the
air for our first presenters
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Sticky Joe
and the Tooth Fairy.
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♪♪ Ceremonial music playing...
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♪♪
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We are here to present
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the award
for "Best Dishwasher".
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Da-da-ra-da-da.
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Hey!
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So, Sticky Joe, they say
dish washing happens
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- mostly in the kitchen.
- Hey!
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But tonight's nominees
have shown us
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that it really happens
in here.
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- Da-da-ra-da-da.
- Hey!
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And the title goes to,
Da-da-ra-da-da.
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- Please, please, please.
- Hope it's me, hope it's me.
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Hey!
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Robin.
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♪♪ Triumphant music playing...
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- Hey!
- Hey, get off me, man.
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♪♪
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Oh, thank you
so much for this.
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Ha, I've got
so many people to thank.
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Uh, Batman.
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I wouldn't be here
without you.
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Superman...
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Uh, okay,
also, uh, thank you to Alfred,
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at Wayne Manor and uh,
everyone who gave
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a circus boy the chance
of a lifetime. Thank you.
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- So happy for you.
- Yeah, congratulations.
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Who's a pretty,
sparkly statue?
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She's an octopus,
he's an ice unicycle.
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Give it up for our
next presenters,
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The Wonder Twins.
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Uh, and the award for "Best
Trash Remover" goes to...
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- Come on, I want this so bad.
- Please, please.
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Robin.
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This is poop.
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Agreed. The poop.
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Yeah! It's time
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we did something
about this injustices.
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Wow, uh, I never
expected this.
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Uh, yes, lightning
does strike twice.
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Ow!
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Gimme those. Let's see who
the winners are tonight.
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Robin, Robin.
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Robin, Robin, Robin!
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They all say Robin.
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You rigged the game, yo.
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I assure you, The Academy
made those decisions
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based on very specific
and fair judging criteria.
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We know there's no Academy.
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You just made
this whole thing up
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to get us to do chores.
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Of course
there's an Academy.
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♪♪ Triumphant instrumental
music playing...
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♪♪
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All: (gasp
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They's real?
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So, Robin really did
win all the awards?
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Yes, we judged him
to be the best.
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Though, honestly, the decision
was a bit arbitrary.
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We recognized his name
and assumed he was superior.
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Also, Bruce Wayne
sponsors the show
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but that did not influence us.
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You sure about that?
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Hmm, sounds like a really big
conflict of interest.
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You dare question
the integrity of the Academy?
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You shall be punished
for such impudence.
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Your award has been revoked.
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Wait. No, please,
not my sweet baby.
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Not my precious.
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You have been snubbed.
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Snubbed? No!
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We can still beat 'em, Robin.
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By summoning the power
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of one of the most
awarded movies in history.
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Titans.
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Fly, you fools!
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Hold up, yo. You all need
to chill for a hot minute
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so we can do the emotional
"In Memorium" montage,
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where we say, "Peace out"
to those we've lost.
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♪♪ Soft piano music playing...
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♪♪
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You will be missed.
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Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya!
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You shall not pass.
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It's over, Academy. We've won.
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Oh, snap.
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That was ridonculous.
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For the final award
of the night,
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the winner
of this battle is...
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Please be us,
please be us, please be us.
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The Academy.
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Oh, come on!
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Oh, the Teen Titans will never
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ever get an award.
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