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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
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Ah, what a wonderful,
traditional Thanksgiving meal.
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The cranberry log.
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Yeah, cranberry.
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The yams with
marshmallows on top.
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The weird green bean dish
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that has almonds in it
for some reason.
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I have a condition.
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And most importantly,
this big beautiful bird.
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Man, oh, well.
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What's with you guys?
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Come on. It's Thanksgiving!
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Thanksgiving is the worst, bro.
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Thanksgiving, worst?
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Blasphemy!
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Literally, every other holiday
is better than Thanksgiving.
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It is true.
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Upon the Halloween one
don Johnson's the fun costumes.
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Upon the Easter, one searches
for the multi-colored ovoids.
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And on the Christmas,
you ain't be giving no thanks,
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you be getting them presents.
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Thanksgiving is just
the same food at the same table
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with the same people
getting into the same arguments
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about politics.
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And you should be
thankful for that.
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Those are all time-honored
Thanksgiving traditions.
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So we gots to do
all that nonsense
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just 'cause it's traditions?
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Yes, that's how traditions work!
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Are not the people
that you spend the holiday with
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more important
than the traditions?
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Nope. Now let's celebrate.
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I have a lot to be thankful for,
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so I'll go first.
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I am thankful for
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my tight butt
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and toned abs.
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Gross.
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Who would like to go next?
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Ahem. I's got something
to be thankful for, bro.
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That's wonderful, Beast Boy.
Please, go ahead.
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From the bottoms of my heart,
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I am thankful for poop.
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You can't be thankful for poop!
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But I am!
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I'm thankful for all
the good poop in the world.
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♪ All that awesome poop in France ♪
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♪ Makes me wanna sing and dance ♪
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♪ All that poop in Italy
makes me feel all wiggly ♪
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♪ Russia, Egypt, Bangladesh ♪
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♪ All their poop is super fresh ♪
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♪ Guatemala, Liechtenstein ♪
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♪ I'm about to lose my mind ♪
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Argh! Sit down!
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Raven, what is something
you're thankful for?
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And it better not be poop.
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I'm thankful for having
a friend like you, Robin.
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Why thank you, Raven.
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I, I... Wait, was that sarcasm?
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Yes.
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Starfire, be thankful,
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and it can't be sarcastic
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or about poop!
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I am thankful that the Christmas
is only one month away.
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Terrible.
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Moving on.
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Look at this big
beautiful turkey.
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I am just so thankful right now.
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- So...
- Bored.
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Ooh...
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This glistening bird
doesn't excite your senses?
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Ew.
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Eating of the turkey bird
gives me the sleepies.
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Because turkeys
are loaded with...
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Which is basically turkey juice
that makes you fall asleep.
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So disgusting and so boring.
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Or we could spice things up
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and make this bad boy
into a turkducken.
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It has to be turkey!
That's the tradition.
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Oh, it's turkey, all right.
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A turkducken is a turkey...
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...stuffed with a duck...
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...stuffed with a chicken.
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Three birds in one, dude.
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Three birds!
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That is not a turkey,
it's an abomination!
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But are not the three birds
superior to the singular bird?
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No, it's an affront
to the holiday!
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Now everybody eat.
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Argh. I'm full.
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No, you're not.
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It's tradition to eat
until you can't eat any more,
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and then go back for seconds.
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Ah, but the stomachs
are at the capacity.
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Ah, did-a-did-a-da,
I don't wanna hear it.
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It's Thanksgiving!
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Eat until you regret everything
you've put into your body.
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Are you sure
that's a good idea, bro?
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Yes.
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Cyborg, why don't you share
a political opinion?
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Fine. I think the government
should do everything it can
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to make sure its people
are well cared for.
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You are
out of your mind, Cyborg!
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Out of your mind!
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You'd sell us all out
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to them fat cats
up in Washington!
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The obese cats
are not to be shamed,
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and I will fisticuff
anyone who disagrees.
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Power trip!
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Thanksgiving is exhausting.
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Maybe it's time
for a new holiday!
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With the new traditions.
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On traditional traditions.
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A holiday where we can be
as ungrateful as we want.
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The opposite of Thanksgiving!
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Whoa, Titans, you can't change
Thanksgiving traditions.
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Watch us. Come on, guys,
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we got some Thanksgetting to do.
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Pink cactuses, blinking lights,
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cat balloons!
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Where are the earth tones?
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There's no autumnal theme!
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Thanksgiving don't need
no autumnal theme.
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That's right. It's whatever
you want it to be, baby.
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Now what...
What are you wearing?
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Oh, that'll just be our
Thanksgetting costumes, fool.
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Holidays are more fun
with costumes.
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Now let us create the new
holiday traditions.
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I'll go first.
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I ain't thankful for paper cuts.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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I am not thankful for bees.
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That's right, I said it.
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You heard me.
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I'm not thankful for sunburns.
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See ya.
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Argh, this is wrong. All wrong!
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You've doomed us!
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And I am not the thankful
for Robin's stinky attitude!
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Pee-yew!
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You know we can't survive
without the sun, right?
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Phew, doggie,
look at this spread.
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I showed you
the carving of the pizza.
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Imma gonna go
with the marshmallow cereal,
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but Imma eat only
all the marshmallows.
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These dishes are inappropriate!
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Can we have some cranberries
from a can?
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No!
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Oh, Cranberry.
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This is the best part
of Thanksgetting day.
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The getting!
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Now let's open these babies up.
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Woo-hoo!
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An electric comb!
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Sick!
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Whoa, electric kicks!
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Huh, the electric
scratching post.
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Meow.
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Ho-ho, kale chips.
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That's actually
really thoughtful.
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Who should I thank?
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You ain't thanking no one, fool!
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That's the reason
for the season.
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Thanksgetting is
the greatest holiday ever.
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What's happening?
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I think we're about
to pay the price
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for breaking tradition.
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It's the Thanksgiving turkey.
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What's that fool doing here?
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I'm here for vengeance.
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You disrespected my traditions.
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You barely said thanks.
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And you made up your own
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holiday.
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Please, Thanksgiving Turkey,
forgive my friends.
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They didn't understand
the importance
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of the traditions.
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Because they're boring, yo.
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Of course they're boring,
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but you follow them anyway.
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Now prepare to feel
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the wrath
of Thanksgiving justice!
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Gross! What is that?
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I don't know, but I'm feeling...
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Drowsy.
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It is the tryptophan.
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And now...
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Time to stuff these birds.
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- Wait.
- You can't save them now.
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I realize that.
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But before you stuff them,
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I just need to say
one last thing.
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I think the president
is doing a great job.
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You are out of your mind.
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Hey, Turkey, stuff this!
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I'm an abomination.
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You are turkduck done.
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Enjoy your watery gravy.
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Whoa, that's pretty dark.
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Ha, well, I hope we all learned
some valuable lessons today.
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We sure did, friend Robin.
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Every time we don't listen to
you, you have to save the day
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with your big strong muscles.
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That's right, Star.
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And what about you, Cyborg?
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I learned
how important traditional meals
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are to the holidays.
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Booyah!
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And I'm not thankful
for poop anymore.
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I'm glad we're finally
on the same page.
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Sorry for doubting you, Robin.
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From now on, I'm just gonna
keep my big mouth shut.
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Ah, it warms my heart
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to have such wonderful
obedient friends
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to share
this magical holiday with.
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Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.15240
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