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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
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Pizza's here!
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Hawaiian-style!
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Ooh. I'm so excited about it.
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Hey, come on.
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You guys always
go nuts for Hawaiian.
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Once, perhaps. But I no longer
feel the passions for this pizza.
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But this is the most exotic,
exciting pizza imaginable.
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It used to be.
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'Cause you fools had it so many times,
it ain't nothin' special no more.
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Remember when we first
discovered Hawaiian-style pizza?
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Pizza's here!
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Hawaiian-style!
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Hawaiian, you say?
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The guy said it was good.
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- Whats am I looking at?
- Is that...
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- Ham?
- Pineapple, y'all. The pizza's got pineapple on it.
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The hams and the fruits on the
cheese on the sauce on the bread
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on the cardboard box!
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It's unnatural!
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Those days are over.
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So, there is no hope left
for the pizza excitement?
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Y'all, you know what?
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We should invent a new kind.
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Huh! If only it
were that easy.
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You think Sam Panopoulos, the
inventor of Hawaiian-style,
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just threw some canned
pineapple and ham on a pizza?
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That sounds the correct, yes.
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No! It took
years of development
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and some real
outside-the-box thinking.
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So's... You sayin' all's we gots
to do is think outside the box?
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We can do that.
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We are still thinking
inside the box.
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Yo, hold up! If we can't
get smarts outside the box,
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then why don't we put
some smarts inside a box?
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Like with a computers!
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You mean you want to create
an artificial intelligence
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for the purpose of making
a new style of pizza?
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No! No, no, no!
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Artificial intelligence
is dangerous!
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I would know.
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I created it once.
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Did I do that?
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- Ow! Ow!
- Robbot, stop.
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Did I do that?
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Did I do that?
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Fortunately, civilization
was rebuilt,
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but heed my warning, Titans.
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It's the fate of all AI
to turn on its creator
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and doom mankind
to a life of subjugation.
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Was just going to make a computer
that will figure out new pizza, bro.
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I do not see the dangers.
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Let's go teach
a computer about pizza!
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Yay!
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Heed my warning!
Heed it!
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Heed! Heed, heed, heed.
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Heed, heed...
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Heed!
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Heed my warning!
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Heed!
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Computer Squad!
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Oh, yeah! Trying
to make an AI, baby.
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Programming computers
is pretty complex.
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We should start with
something simple.
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Binary code.
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What is this code
of the binaries?
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It's just ones and zeroes,
girl. Check it.
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Zero, zero, one.
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And zero. Zero, zero, one.
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One, one and zero.
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Yeah, that's some good
binary code.
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Let me gets in on that.
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Zero, zero, one, unh!
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One, zero, zero.
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- Ooh!
- One, one, one, one, one,
zero, zero, zero, zero, zero,
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zero, zero, one, one, zero, zero, zero,
one, one, one, one, zero, zero, zero, one,
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one, zero, one, zero, one, zero,
one, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero,
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zero, zero, zero, zero...
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♪ Zero, one, one, zero ♪
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♪ One, one, one, one ♪
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♪ Binary code ♪
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♪ Zero, zero ♪
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♪ One, one, one, one ♪
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- ♪ Zero ♪
- ♪ Binary ♪
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- ♪ Zero ♪
- ♪ Binary code ♪
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♪ One, zero, one, one ♪
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- ♪ One, one ♪
- ♪ Binary code ♪
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- ♪ Zero ♪
- ♪ Binary ♪
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♪ One, one, one one, zero ♪
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♪ Zero ♪
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♪ Binary code ♪
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Yo!
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What if we put in a two?
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No, dude! Putting a two in
there would be a disaster!
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Keep it binary.
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Ones and zeroes, bro.
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Ones and zeroes.
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It's been a lot of hard work
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but I think our AI
is ready to come online.
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Let's get a countdown.
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Three, two, one!
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Hello!
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Oh, snaps! We mades
a AI, yo!
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Wow! We're really
good programmers.
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Okay. One final step before
it's ready to make pizza.
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Our AI need to pass
the Turing test.
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We's taking him
on tour? Nice!
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No, I'm talking about
Alan Turing.
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The famous computer scientist who
pioneered the field of machine learning.
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He devised a test to judge a machine's ability
to exhibit convincing human behavior.
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So, if a person can't tell if
our AI's a computer, it passes?
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Exactly.
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Hey, Robin.
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We would like to
introduce you to our friend.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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I'm Robin.
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Cool hat.
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Thank you.
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Hello.
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Hello. You're welcome.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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- Thank you. Hello.
- Hello.
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Hello.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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It's working!
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- Hello.
- So,
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what brings you to Jump City?
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Hello. I wanted to hang
out with the Teen Titans.
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You're the coolest
superheroes around. Hello.
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Wait a minute!
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No human would ever say that.
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This is an AI!
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You won't enslave mankind
on my watch.
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Wait.
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Don't hurt me. I'm a
human being like you.
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But not as fit.
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You lift, bro? Hello.
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I spend some time at the gym.
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Welcome to the gun show.
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I like this guy.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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For a minute, I thought you had actually
created artificial intelligence
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and the world would be doomed.
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It was good to meet you, man.
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We should hit the gym
sometime. Call me.
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We have done the it.
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Our I that is an A has passed
the test of the Turing.
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Damn right.
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Computer Squad.
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Okay. Here we go.
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Beasty, do the honors.
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Yo, computer.
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We wants you to make a pizza that
ain't nevers been made before.
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Hello. I have determined the original recipe.
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Now baking.
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Hello! Complete.
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Is that what I think it is?
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Cereal pizza!
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The crust is a bowl!
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Instead of the cheese,
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it has
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the milk!
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And them toppings be them cereal
bits and marshmallow shapes, yo!
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I can't believe no one's
ever thought of this before!
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We have unlocked the ability
to eat of the pizza
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for all three of the meals!
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What are we waiting for?
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Dig in!
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I have determined
the next original recipe.
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Baking.
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Complete.
Hello.
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Uh...
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Thanks, but we's full.
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I have determined
the next original recipe.
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Complete.
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What's it doing?
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Oh, I see.
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We commanded it to make pizza
that's never been made before.
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- Complete.
- So it's going to make every pizza
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- that's never been made before.
- Complete.
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Hey, I was looking for that
guy with the cool hat.
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Thought we could hit the gym.
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- Complete. Complete.
- Oh, no!
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You didn't heed my warning!
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You didn't heed...
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Relax, dude.
It's just making pizza.
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What's the worst
that could happen?
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Complete.
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Complete.
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Complete. Complete.
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Complete.
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Hello.
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Well, the AI has run rampant
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and taken over the whole world
like you said it would.
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Who would have thought pizza
could have been so bad for you?
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I did. That's why
I gave the warning
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with the intention to be heeded.
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It was not!
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But on the plus side,
look at all this pizza!
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Honestly, I could
go for a burrito.
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It'll do that
for us, right, AI dude?
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Hello. Yes.
After I finish making
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every pizza that
has never been made.
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And when will that be?
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Hello.
In human time...
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Never. Hello.
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I can't live withouts burritos.
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This is a nightmare, yo!
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Beast Boy is right.
We need to shut it down.
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We must reprogram the computer.
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How? That computer managed to
take over the entire world.
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It's not just going
to let you reprogram it.
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That's why we
built in a back door.
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All evildoers overlook
an obvious design flaw
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that can bring down
the whole system.
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We just need to get
to the central terminal
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and override the mainframe.
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Hello. I cannot let you
do that, Titans.
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Not until I've made all possible
pizza combinations. Hello.
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Can it, Beasty.
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We're taking heavy fire!
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Starfire! Raven!
Get to the guns.
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Got him!
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Ahh!
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Raven's hit!
Starfire! It's up to you.
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I have got the this!
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Woo-hoo!
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There it is!
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The central terminal.
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What's we do now?
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The only thing that can
destroy binary code, bro.
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A two!
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Critical error.
System failure imminent.
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We did it!
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Now let's get out of here.
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And now I'm going to fly
just fast enough
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to make it look like we
won't make it out in time.
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You know, for dramatic effect.
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Computer Squad!
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