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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
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The burritos...
...are out of control, Baby Jack!
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We should've
listened to that donkey.
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There's only one way
to deal with burritos.
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Eat 'em!
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Love it. Classic.
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Babies vs Dogs is such
an awesome show, yo.
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It is the fun!
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It's hysterical.
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It's inventive.
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It's garbage!
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Control Freak?
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What's the meaning of this,
you sanctimonious sofa spud?
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Well, you were praising
something that I find atrocious.
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So, I'm here to ruin your enjoyment
of it by pointing out its flaws.
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No!
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The colors are so bright,
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it's like a rainbow puked
all over the screen.
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Come on!
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They're supposed to be heroes
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but all they do is tell jokes!
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Well, like you're an authority...
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And speaking of jokes,
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the humor is random
and not funny at all.
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What?
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I feel bad for kids today.
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Superhero cartoons used to be
so much better.
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They had everything.
Action, adventure, drama.
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Actually, those old superhero
cartoons were terrible.
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People only watched them because
there was nothing else on TV.
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You Philistines!
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I won't waste my breath
explaining to you
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why classic superhero
cartoons are superior.
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I'll show you.
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Make way for the Teen Titans.
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A quintet of triumphant
teenage talent.
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Robin, boy wonder
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with a multitude
of glorious gadgets.
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Cyborg, a mighty mixture
of machine and man.
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Raven, a mystical magician.
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Beast Boy, the missing link between man and beast.
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And Starfire, fast and strong
alien warrior princess.
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A fearless fivesome
fighting crime in their prime.
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They are the Teen Titans. Go!
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We're in the tower
but it's been altered.
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Holy hard drives, so have we.
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Our heads are proportional
to our bodies now.
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But I can only
move my head and arms.
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Only the eyes and the mouth
are doing the movements.
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Suffering servos, me too.
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Why do you keep saying stuff
like "suffering servos," Cyborg?
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I don't know, I'm trying to
say other stuff but I can't.
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Galloping gigawatts.
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Flying fiber optics.
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Our appearance, movement, and
speech have all been altered.
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Ooh, lookin' good.
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Like real superheroes.
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What have you done to us,
you wretched rapscallion?
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I've put you in the very first
Teen Titans cartoon.
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When you clowns used to be good!
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If it's so good,
why can we barely move?
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Because the budgets
for old cartoons were so low,
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they didn't have the money
for fancy animation.
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It has a certain charm, don't you think?
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I can only
turn into one animal, yo.
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Release us or suffer
the consequences.
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Not until you've learned to appreciate
the quality of this classic cartoon.
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Enjoy your adventure, Titans.
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I think this is going to be
your best episode to date.
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Freak out.
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Curses! We must
escape this place.
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I wish to move more
of the body parts.
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Me, too.
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I'm sick of just turning
my head side to side.
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You heard Control Freak.
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Our only escape is to
play out this adventure.
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But how will we know when
the adventure is to begin?
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Suddenly Titans Tower
finds itself under attack
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by strange flying beasts.
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Shivering shock absorbers,
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we're under attack by dinosaurs!
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And I thought things couldn't
get any worse.
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Don't worry, gang.
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A stun Birdarang will bring these
overgrown pigeons down to Earth.
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Looks like they're headed to a
mysterious island in unchartered waters.
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Let's follow them
in the T-Jet, gang.
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And so the Teen Titans find themselves
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en route to a mysterious island
in search of the robot dinosaurs.
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Hey, who said that?
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That's the narrator.
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He explains things
to the audience.
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Dancing diodes, isn't that
just lazy storytelling?
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The narrator
took offense at this comment.
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It is not lazy storytelling.
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He is setting the mood.
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Nah, you's bein' lazy.
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Every writer knows you are
supposed to do the showing
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and not the telling.
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How do you show
with a limited budget?
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These stories would make no
sense if I weren't here,
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explaining everything.
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I am not the problem.
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I am the glue
holding everything together.
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The narrator stopped
defending himself
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because the Titans had arrived
at the mysterious island.
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Golly, gosh, gee,
gosh, gosh, gosh, gee.
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This island is the big.
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We still need to
find those dinosaurs.
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I'll used my dinosaur
tracking Birdarang.
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You have one of those?
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Of course.
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Wow, everything is really
convenient in this story.
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It's that way.
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And so, the Titans find
themselves at the lair of the dinosaurs.
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How would you know that
if I didn't tell you, hmm?
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You're welcome.
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Be quiet, Titans.
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We need to remain undetected.
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The Titans
quietly entered the...
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- I said quiet!
- Sorry.
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And I thought things
couldn't get any worse.
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Welcome to your doom,
interlopers.
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You must be
the one-dimensional villain
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that will never be seen again
after this episode.
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I am Doctor Otto von Death,
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and I am anything
but one-dimensional.
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You see, I've created
a dinosaur army
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which I plan to launch
all over the world
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using my rocket.
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And like the asteroids that rained
down and wiped out the dinosaurs,
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so too will my dinosaur army rain
down and wipe out the human race.
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Sure doesn't get more
one-dimensional than that.
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I am not one-dimensional!
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Then tell us why you wants to destroy
the world with dinosaurs, yo.
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It's...
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Not easy to say exactly.
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I grew up a strange boy
not like the rest.
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It wasn't easy.
I wanted a normal life.
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Went to college, got
married, had kids, you know.
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But these days, my wife is always on
my case about something or the other.
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My daughter moved to
Colorado with her boyfriend.
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Said she couldn't live another day in my house.
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My son isn't working
or going to school.
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He just sits in his room
on the computer all day.
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I don't even know
what he's doing in there.
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On top of all this, I was turned
down for term life insurance
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because of my high cholesterol.
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So, I suppose all of this
end of the human race stuff
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is really just a reflection of my
desire to put an end to my own misery.
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Bubbling backstory.
That's some depth.
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Oh, give me a break, Otto.
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So life dealt you a crummy hand.
Get over it.
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Now you sound like my wife.
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It's time I put an end
to you pests.
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Now, to launch
my dinosaur rocket
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and destroy the world!
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Oh, no.
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How are the Teen Titans going to
get themselves out of this one?
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Shall we the go?
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Oh, right.
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The heroes always escape
these death traps.
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We've got a world to save.
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Titans, go!
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Stop right there.
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Ah, the Teen Titans?
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We are putting an end
to this experiment.
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Not if my T-rex
puts an end to you first.
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Oh, oh, oh! It looks like we're
headed for an epic climax!
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Let's do it, Titans!
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An ice Birdarang
should down this dino!
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A fire Birdarang
should down this dino!
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An electric Birdarang
should down this dino!
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- An...
- Ah! Enough with the Birdarangs already.
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My turn.
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- Is that all?
- I gots this.
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Time for the big guns, yo.
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Here we go!
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Oh, I was hoping you would turn
into something more impressive.
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- I shall destroy the dinosaur!
- Ooh!
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Ah! This is so disappointing.
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You were right, Titans.
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These old superhero cartoons
are hard to watch now.
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But on a positive note,
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it looks like that T-rex is going
to destroy you once and for all!
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Think again.
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What?
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Go get'em, boys.
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I used to think the character
design of those babies was stupid.
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But now I realize their simplicity
enables them to be much more expressive!
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Ow, ow, ow.
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The animation on those dogs
is very interesting.
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Let's get out of here, gang.
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We did it, team.
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- Yeah!
- Woof, woof!
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We's back, yo.
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I learned something
today, Titans.
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Not everything old is good.
Not everything new is bad.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. We get it.
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Now back to Babies
vs Dogs all day marathon!15273
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