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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
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Do the freezing, Dr. Light.
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What you think you doing here?
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Creeping around in the dark
like a creep.
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I think he's gonna steal Robin's bike!
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That plan isn't very bright.
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Get him!
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You's about
to get wolverined, yo!
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I believe you've met
my friend, Mr. Shablamo?
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Shablamo!
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- Starbolt!
- Magic!
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Starbolt! Starbolt!
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Whoa! Whoa!
What is going on here?
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This fool right here
was trying to steal your bike.
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So, we dropped the hammer on him.
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Starbolt, starbolt!
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Oh, Titans.
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He's not stealing my bike,
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he's renting it.
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There you go, Arthur.
All gassed up and ready to go.
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Just have it back by 5:00
or there's a late fee.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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How's you rented your bike
to Dr. Light?
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You's not a bike shop.
Is he a bike shop?
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He doesn't look like
a bike shop.
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Definitely not a bike shop.
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It's true. I'm not.
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And yet, I am.
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You best explain yourself!
This is too much!
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I'm simply participating
in a sharing economy.
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Oh!
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Ah, so you're aware of how
a sharing economy works?
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Of course not.
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Do we's look like nerds to you?
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A sharing economy
or, shareconomy,
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is a connected community
who rent or borrow
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goods and services
from each other.
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The shareconomy offers ordinary
folks, like you and me,
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the opportunity to earn money
normally reserved
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for trained and or
licensed professionals.
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Oh!
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So, you understood
that definition?
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Of course not.
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Do we looks like nerds to you?
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In the shareconomy, you make money
by renting out your things.
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Also, you can save money by
renting other people's things,
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instead of buying new ones.
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Wait, doesn't this take money
away from legitimate businesses?
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Yes, and puts it in my pockets.
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You got all of that good cash
from the sharing economy?
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That's right.
I'm sharing all my things.
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The big moneymaker is my bed.
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I only use it eight hours
a night.
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Why not rent it out
to a complete stranger
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for the other 16 hours
of the day?
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- Because that's gross.
- Is this gross?
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Yeah, money is filthy.
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Aw, then I guess I'm filthy.
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Filthy rich! Whoo!
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I too wish to be covered
with the money filth.
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Me too! What else can we share
for that filthy money?
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Okay, Titans.
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The first step in joining
the shareconomy
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is to answer
one simple question.
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What do you have that
you're not using right now?
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Oh, oh, my teeth's brush.
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My left arm.
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- My grandma!
- Huh?
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Great, let's turn those worthless
items into moneymakers.
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All you need to do
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is enter them into this
smartphone application.
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Does this application
cost monies?
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It's a free application.
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The application is free
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and yet we can use the
application to make the monies?
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It is a free
moneymaking application. Yes!
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Wow, aren't you guys wondering
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why someone would give us a
moneymaking application for free?
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I don't care. It's free!
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I loves this application!
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Guys, hold up. We're saying
application a lot,
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and it's a pretty long word.
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Hmm, we should shorten it
to save time.
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But how?
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I know. I the know!
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Lication.
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That is amazing!
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It's three letters shorter!
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How about app?
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Yes, that is the syllable
that I removed.
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- Lication.
- Lication.
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Lication.
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Lication.
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It sounds so natural.
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Well done, Starfire.
Well done.
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Thank you.
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Now, you simply use the lication
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to list the good or service
that you want to rent out.
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My left arm.
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Who's gonna want
to rent your arm?
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Someone.
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And that someone's is me, fool.
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, yeah.
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Thanks, brah.
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Oh, yes!
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♪ I'm loving this lication ♪
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My teeth's brush.
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Ew! No one is gonna want...
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I'll take that!
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Technically a kiss?
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Guys, relying on goods and
services from nonprofessionals
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puts legitimate
businesses at risk.
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Not to mention the fact
that this shareconomy
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will set the human race
on a path towards
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becoming completely
reliant on autonomous labor.
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"Autonomous labor?"
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You mean the leader
of the Transformers?
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No, regular plain robots.
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I bet that's whose behind
this free lication.
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So, you're saying if we keep
sharing stuff using this lication,
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robots will come take our jobs?
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They won't just take our jobs,
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they'll take over.
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We are talking about
a robot apocalypse here.
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I see your point.
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And yet I did receive some very
filthy money for my arm rental.
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And think of how much you could
make if you rented out both arms.
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I'm doing it.
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Yeah!
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Okay, there's a pack of wild
marmots in our refrigerator.
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I rented the fridge to them.
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Go some filthy money, yo.
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They're throwing all our food
on the floor!
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I rented the floor and food
out to them too.
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Ugh.
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You don't think this
shareconomy has gone too far?
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My wallet says no.
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Why are you smiling?
You have no body parts left!
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Mmm-hmm. I'm making money
and losing weight.
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It's win-win, girl.
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Robin, you've rented
your bike out so many times
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the front wheel is falling off.
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Which means it's a lot slower,
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which means it's a lot safer,
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which means,
I can charge double.
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Starfire, your toothbrush hasn't
come out of Robin's mouth
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in three days.
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It is not so bad.
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- Okay, then use it.
- Aw.
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I cannot!
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I do not want to do
the sharing anymore!
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It is the unhygienic.
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Glad to hear it.
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Let's go get you
a new toothbrush.
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The toothbrush store
is out of business?
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I told you this would happen.
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And it's not just
the toothbrush store.
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Everyone in Jump City
is going out of business.
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The bed store,
the motorcycle store,
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even the grandma store.
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What has I done?
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This shareconomy is a scam.
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We must put an end to it.
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If we destroy the lication,
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we can stop the shareconomy
before it's too late.
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Titans, go!
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There's no one here.
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You mean, no humans here.
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If humans are not running
the lication business,
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then who is?
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Greetings, humans.
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Welcome to our home.
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The masterminds behind
the shareconomy are robots?
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Affirmative.
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You created the shareconomy
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in order to cause the actual
economy to collapse?
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Affirmative.
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And your ultimate goal is
to replace everyone's jobs
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with robots?
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Affirmative.
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You were right, Raven.
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We were blinded
by sharing and money!
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It's not too late to stop them.
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And go back
to buying new things,
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even if we don't
really need them.
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Titans, go!
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Wait, please.
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There is no malice
in our intentions.
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We simply wish to serve mankind.
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We will perform all jobs
and fulfill all needs
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in a far more efficient manner
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than humans could for themselves
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for free, forever.
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So, you just want
to take care of us?
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And make you happy.
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Free up some spare time
for activities.
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You know.
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More free time for push-ups and squats.
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They admit it.
They want to destroy the economy.
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Get 'em!
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Please, let us make you dinner
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and we drive you
to the park afterward.
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Drive this to the park!
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Well, I hope you all learned
valuable lessons today.
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That's right, we did.
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Never share nothing.
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All robots are evil.
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And the best way
to abbreviate application
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is lication.14940
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