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I don't know how much longer
I can go on, Benny.
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If I don't make it,
you tell Prudence I love her.
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You tell her yourself.
You're not quitting on me.
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You gotta have hope.
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If my navigation is correct,
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Oregon is just past those trees!
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Yes! It's so close
I can actually smell it!
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Yes, come on!
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Oregon, ho!
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Oh, I see. You were probably smelling
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all the death and destruction.
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That's funny.
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I mean, not funny. Tragic.
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My God.
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Looks like a bomb went off.
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Where is everybody?
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Greetings, travelers.
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Welcome to Oregon.
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Sorry about my appearance.
Times have been tough.
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No, no, it's... It's very nice.
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Very storage chic.
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Thank you. It breathes.
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What happened here?
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Trig happened.
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She destroyed our land,
poisoned our water,
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and turned Oregon into this nightmare.
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This is the worst thing I've ever seen.
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Way worse than anything
you've ever done.
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All right, it's not a competition.
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Sure, sure, yeah. No, I know that.
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But if it were, though?
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Trig would be winning by a lot.
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Like, a lot!
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By any chance, have you heard of
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a woman named Prudence Aberdeen?
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- You mean the governor's wife?
- Wait.
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Todd is the governor?
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Oh! So you know Todd. Yeah, he's great.
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Yeah, really cool. Really down to earth.
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We think he's an evil psychopath.
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Oh, okay, yeah, no, that guy sucks.
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Yeah, they're in the governor's mansion.
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But you'll never get in it.
He's using Trig's gang
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as his own personal security force.
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I missed my chance
to fight for Prudence once.
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Nothing's gonna stop me this time.
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All right, Rev.
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As long as you're gonna go
all cowboy on me, take this.
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It's my lucky gun. Killed
my first Irishman with it.
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- Though certainly not my last.
- No, no. I get it.
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You killed a lot of Irishmen.
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Damn skippy.
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Ezekiel, if you don't make it back,
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I hope that you go
to the good part of Hell
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where they still roast you over a spit,
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but they don't pull your intestines
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out through your butt.
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Thank you, Phaedra.
I really appreciate that.
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You go save Prudence.
I'll take care of Trig.
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All right, good luck to all of you.
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I'll be here if you need me.
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Huh?
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Oh, it's really nice in there.
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He's got a kitchenette and everything.
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Okay, God, I don't know
what's behind this door,
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but I am prepared to do
anything to get Prudence back,
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so, basically...
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Sorry, not sorry.
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Whoa! Not what I was expecting!
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Welcome to the orgy.
May I offer you some lube?
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What is this den of sin?
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Oregon is burning outside
and you're in here
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having some sort of
debaucherous sex party?
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Yes. Governor Aberdeen has become
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decadent in his tastes.
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The court has spared no expense
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to satisfy his ever-depraved whims.
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- Prudence.
- Uhp!
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I can't let you in like that.
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There's a strict dress code.
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We may have something
for you in the back.
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What size nipple clamp are you?
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Well, how should I know...
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Well, now, small, I suppose.
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Well, it's just straight
guy-on-girl sex?
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Again? Boring!
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Hey, babe.
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What do you want to watch next?
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We could try irreverent sex,
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uh, critically acclaimed sex.
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People keep telling me
to watch foreign sex,
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but I don't know,
it sounds kind of artsy.
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Ugh! Would you just
pick something already?
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All you do is scroll through
the options.
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Nothing's changed
since you last checked.
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What has gotten into you lately?
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You haven't showered.
You haven't taken off that robe.
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You haven't even tried
to kill me recently.
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It's not like you.
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What's the point? The bad guys won,
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I'm in a cage.
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The love of my life rejected me
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and is probably dead, so excuse me
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if I want to get daytime "schwasted."
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Oh, shit.
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Eh. Whatever.
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How can you still care
about that preacher
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when you're married to me, a living god?
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Uch...
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Bring me more sex content!
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Yes, sir. Right away.
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I'm coming for you, Prudence.
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Whoo! Strike!
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That's three in a row! I am hot!
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Gorgeous Pete. You're up.
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No thanks, boss.
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I've had enough.
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There's no such thing as enough!
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But boss, you already won.
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It's not fun no more.
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Not fun, huh?
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Oh! Is this fun enough for you? Huh?
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- Boss, please.
- Hey!
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Careful where you're aiming that thing.
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You're gonna poke someone's eye out.
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Dad?
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You just can't seem to die, can you?
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Trig, you gotta end this.
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I taught you to be bad,
but this is crazy.
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You're out of control.
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Not me. I am in control
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for the first time in my life!
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You all are here... and I'm here!
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No...
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I'm everywhere.
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Finally, I'm getting
the respect I deserve!
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I am the worst bandit of all time.
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I am Trig the Terrible!
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That's it. You're grounded!
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- What?
- Two weeks.
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No guns, no knives,
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and I'm taking the telegraph
out of your room!
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You are not my father anymore!
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The only way you can stop me
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is a fight to the death.
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No thanks.
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Hey. Where you going?
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She sounded pretty clear
she's not budging.
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Ah, who needs Oregon, anyway?
I thought Idaho was nice.
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We sacrificed everything to get here.
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You can't just leave us now.
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Well, what am I supposed to do?
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She's like a freakin' supervillain now!
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I can't take her alone!
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You're not alone.
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- You got me.
- And me!
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I, too, shall fight beside you.
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So will my friends, Mr. Bang Bang
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- and Mrs. Killsalot.
- Mm!
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All right, fine.
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It's not like I have
anything else going on today.
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- We could take on a few measly bandits!
- Yeah!
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Actually, the gang's gotten a bit bigger
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since the last time you saw us.
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And are we allowed to do trades?
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- Hey!
- Ooh. Sorry. Very sorry.
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- Ow! Careful!
- Pardon me. Ooh, aah!
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Sorry.
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Wow, I did not know
the human body could do that.
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That is good to know.
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Oh, I actually... I just need to
get past you if that's okay.
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Oh, no, I don't want to join in.
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Thank you so much. I'm sure it'd be fun.
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- Psst! Prudence!
- No.
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No sexual servicing for me, thanks.
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Maybe another vino for Mama.
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Pru, it's me, Zeke.
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Zeke? You're alive? And you're sexy.
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I feel very uncomfortable
in this situation.
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I'd like to get out of here
before my eyeballs start bleeding.
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I'm surprised you even came.
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I thought I was a "wicked harlot"
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who tempted you off the righteous path.
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Pru, I was wrong
when I said all that stuff.
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I don't care about any of that anymore.
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All I care about is you.
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- I don't know.
- Please, Pru.
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You have to believe me.
Honestly, I have changed.
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Well, well, well.
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Lookee who we have here.
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Haven't seen you before.
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I'd remember such an exotic figure.
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Small and slender,
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yet chiseled like stone.
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Are you a man or woman?
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Shh! Don't tell me.
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I want it to be a surprise.
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Uh, Todd, I don't think
this one's up your alley.
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But I did see the most
beautiful half woman, half goat.
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Can you please not tell me what
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my sick and twisted pleasures are?
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Can you please not do that right now?
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Okay? I'm in the middle of this.
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Oh, yeah.
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This'll do quite nicely.
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Give up, old man.
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- You ain't got nothing on me!
- Oh, yeah?
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All right, how about
we make this interesting?
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Behind my back,
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off that lamp to the guy on the balcony.
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Not bad.
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Straight up, ride the horsey,
guy in the brown hat.
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Ha. You missed.
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- Bam! Nothing but brain, baby!
- Damn!
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Nice shot.
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Aah!
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We are getting slaughtered out there.
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And Martha is driving me nuts.
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She's like, "Oh, look!
I got one of them."
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I'm like, yeah, uh-huh, Martha!
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That is literally
your only job right now!
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You're right.
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We can't beat Trig fair and square.
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Luckily, I like to play dirty.
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All right, let's huddle up,
team! Come on!
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- Is this gonna take all day?
- All right.
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It's time for some of
my classic trick plays.
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Ooh!
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- Hey there, handsome.
- Who?
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- Me?
- Yes. I feel...
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physical passion towards you
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and would like to fornicate,
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for non-reproductive purposes.
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You sure do talk pretty.
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Yah!
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Ha ha!
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Checkers?
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Don't mind if I do.
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Oh, f...
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Now you're gonna die in 10 to 12 years.
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Oh, man.
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Don't be shy, sweet flower.
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Show me pleasures
I've never tasted before.
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Well, not really sure what to do, here.
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You heard my husband.
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Perhaps you can start with a sexy dance.
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- Mmm.
- Do I have to do that?
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I said dance, slut.
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Okay, yeah, no, sure, sure.
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I'm dancing, yeah.
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Hmm, yeah, you like that?
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It's a bit rigid,
but I can work with this.
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Hmm... yeah...
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Try something else. You... just...
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It's so much shoulder work.
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- Damn it!
- You like that?
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I'm at the general store, buying beans,
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and hard tack.
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No, I don't like it. Um...
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00:10:54,601 --> 00:10:56,139
You know what?
I'm actually done with this.
262
00:10:56,163 --> 00:10:57,807
This is not sinful enough.
263
00:10:58,078 --> 00:10:59,585
No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
264
00:10:59,609 --> 00:11:01,611
Oh, you want... You want sinful?
265
00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:04,863
I'll give you every damn sin
in the book.
266
00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:07,649
Well, that's too much wine.
267
00:11:07,673 --> 00:11:09,732
So gluttonous.
268
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:12,081
I'm so greedy.
269
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,964
I care about money more than people.
270
00:11:13,988 --> 00:11:15,807
Such bad priorities.
271
00:11:15,831 --> 00:11:17,889
Oh, I'm getting tired now.
I'll just stop dancing
272
00:11:17,913 --> 00:11:19,532
and lie down, take a nap.
273
00:11:19,556 --> 00:11:21,719
Take that nap.
You take it, take it good.
274
00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,700
- Envy.
- Envy...
275
00:11:25,724 --> 00:11:28,104
I am envious of you?
276
00:11:28,128 --> 00:11:30,066
No... okay, I'll let that slide.
277
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,530
- And last but not least...
- Yes.
278
00:11:32,587 --> 00:11:34,231
...wrath.
279
00:11:34,255 --> 00:11:36,073
- Yeow!
- Ohh! Yes!
280
00:11:36,097 --> 00:11:38,100
Yes!
281
00:11:38,534 --> 00:11:39,753
Reverend?
282
00:11:39,778 --> 00:11:40,995
What? Zeke.
283
00:11:41,192 --> 00:11:42,971
Where... how did you get here?
284
00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:44,533
This is so random.
285
00:11:44,558 --> 00:11:46,778
Guards!
286
00:11:55,484 --> 00:11:58,144
Tough luck, kiddo.
I can do this all day.
287
00:11:58,168 --> 00:12:00,331
All right, enough of this shit!
288
00:12:04,937 --> 00:12:06,315
Uh-oh!
289
00:12:09,182 --> 00:12:11,186
Aah! Aah!
290
00:12:13,601 --> 00:12:15,605
Come on, son!
291
00:12:16,832 --> 00:12:19,091
Aah!
292
00:12:19,115 --> 00:12:21,119
Come on, get over here!
293
00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,178
Where are your tricks now?
294
00:12:24,363 --> 00:12:26,687
It's over! You lose!
295
00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:29,186
I don't know what to do anymore.
296
00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:31,028
She's... she's too strong.
297
00:12:31,052 --> 00:12:32,774
It's okay, Benny.
298
00:12:32,798 --> 00:12:33,934
We know you did your best.
299
00:12:33,959 --> 00:12:36,365
At least we're gonna die
in Oregon. Right, Ma?
300
00:12:36,393 --> 00:12:38,448
That's right, Levi.
301
00:12:42,693 --> 00:12:44,432
All right, I'll give up.
302
00:12:44,457 --> 00:12:46,836
Just don't hurt the farmers.
They don't deserve it.
303
00:12:46,861 --> 00:12:48,480
Yes, they do.
304
00:12:48,504 --> 00:12:49,933
Because you care more about them
305
00:12:49,957 --> 00:12:52,520
than you ever cared
about your own daughter!
306
00:12:54,717 --> 00:12:56,216
She's right.
307
00:12:58,883 --> 00:13:00,741
Whoa, whoa, Get down!
What are you doing?
308
00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:03,306
Something I should have done
a long time ago.
309
00:13:03,331 --> 00:13:05,333
I'm responsible for this mess.
310
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:08,168
It's my job to clean it up.
311
00:13:08,809 --> 00:13:10,315
Benny?
312
00:13:12,075 --> 00:13:14,094
All right, let's settle this
the right way.
313
00:13:14,431 --> 00:13:16,953
With a good old-fashioned duel.
314
00:13:19,149 --> 00:13:20,527
- Oh, yeah, right.
- What?
315
00:13:20,552 --> 00:13:22,650
You afraid the old man's
gonna wipe the floor with you?
316
00:13:22,721 --> 00:13:26,647
I brought you into this world.
I can take you out.
317
00:13:28,222 --> 00:13:29,667
All right.
318
00:13:29,692 --> 00:13:32,735
You want to dance? Let's dance.
319
00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:36,383
You got this, buddy!
320
00:13:36,821 --> 00:13:38,509
He's going to die.
321
00:13:40,306 --> 00:13:42,445
Just couldn't get over
322
00:13:42,469 --> 00:13:44,659
your big fat ego, huh?
323
00:13:44,692 --> 00:13:47,351
Had to be Benny the Teen
all the way to the end.
324
00:13:47,376 --> 00:13:49,379
Let's just get this over with.
325
00:13:52,027 --> 00:13:54,020
One... two...
326
00:13:54,052 --> 00:13:55,582
This is suicide.
327
00:13:55,606 --> 00:13:57,014
- He can't beat her.
- Don't worry.
328
00:13:57,038 --> 00:13:59,197
If I know Benny,
he's got an ace up his sleeve.
329
00:13:59,222 --> 00:14:03,297
Six... seven... eight... nine...
330
00:14:03,789 --> 00:14:05,793
Ten!
331
00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:08,440
What are you doing?
332
00:14:08,464 --> 00:14:09,839
I can't win this duel.
333
00:14:09,865 --> 00:14:11,437
You're obviously gonna beat me.
334
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,573
Okay, now I would start worrying.
335
00:14:13,597 --> 00:14:15,466
- Pick up your gun.
- Well, what's the point?
336
00:14:15,490 --> 00:14:16,870
You're quicker than me.
337
00:14:16,929 --> 00:14:18,312
You're a better shot than me.
338
00:14:18,336 --> 00:14:19,495
You're basically just
339
00:14:19,519 --> 00:14:21,601
better than me in every way.
340
00:14:22,423 --> 00:14:24,501
I don't know what
you're trying to do, Benny,
341
00:14:24,525 --> 00:14:25,856
but it isn't funny!
342
00:14:25,881 --> 00:14:27,620
I wish I'd told you this sooner.
343
00:14:27,644 --> 00:14:30,424
I should've said it
every day of my life.
344
00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:32,307
You're the best, kid,
345
00:14:32,332 --> 00:14:33,815
and I love you.
346
00:14:36,447 --> 00:14:39,107
Now go ahead. Blow my brains out.
347
00:14:42,623 --> 00:14:44,000
Did you do it?
348
00:14:44,532 --> 00:14:46,284
Am I in Hell yet?
349
00:14:52,763 --> 00:14:54,466
Daddy! Oh...
350
00:14:54,491 --> 00:14:56,461
Oh, pumpkin!
351
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,187
- Oh ho!
- Aww!
352
00:14:59,211 --> 00:15:01,215
Oh! This is nice.
353
00:15:02,216 --> 00:15:03,748
Oh, don't cry, 'cause if you cry,
354
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,118
it's gonna make me cry.
355
00:15:05,147 --> 00:15:06,759
Your crying is making me cry!
356
00:15:06,783 --> 00:15:08,878
- Oh, Daddy.
- Now it's a little much.
357
00:15:08,902 --> 00:15:10,350
Trig?
358
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,418
What's going on here?
359
00:15:12,443 --> 00:15:14,182
- Ezekiel? Is that you?
- Yep.
360
00:15:14,207 --> 00:15:16,307
I'd rather not talk about it
now. It's been a whole thing.
361
00:15:16,331 --> 00:15:17,831
Why is he so ripped?
362
00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:20,674
Trig, do me a favor...
Kill these traitors.
363
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:22,118
No thanks.
364
00:15:22,143 --> 00:15:23,921
What? We have a deal!
365
00:15:23,946 --> 00:15:25,884
You do my dirty work for me,
366
00:15:25,909 --> 00:15:28,489
and I let you destroy Oregon.
367
00:15:28,514 --> 00:15:31,374
Yeah, see, I'm not really
about that anymore.
368
00:15:31,399 --> 00:15:33,682
I got what I wanted.
369
00:15:34,606 --> 00:15:36,745
Todd, face it.
370
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,709
- It's over.
- No.
371
00:15:38,734 --> 00:15:40,793
No, no, no, no, no!
372
00:15:40,817 --> 00:15:44,239
No! It's not over until I say it's over!
373
00:15:44,634 --> 00:15:46,846
If I'm going down,
you're going down with me.
374
00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:48,769
So tell your best friend God
375
00:15:48,794 --> 00:15:50,812
that he can eat my ass.
376
00:15:50,837 --> 00:15:52,817
I'm not gonna tell Him that.
377
00:15:53,096 --> 00:15:54,274
Hey, Todd.
378
00:15:54,447 --> 00:15:56,450
I want a divorce.
379
00:16:02,892 --> 00:16:05,335
Oh, snap! She blew his weenie off!
380
00:16:06,870 --> 00:16:11,235
I've never tasted this pleasure before.
381
00:16:15,149 --> 00:16:16,206
Is it over?
382
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:18,599
I was in my multimedia room.
383
00:16:25,908 --> 00:16:28,386
It's fine. He tried to kill us first.
384
00:16:28,913 --> 00:16:30,532
I know it's not a great
excuse for murder, but...
385
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:31,890
It's not that.
386
00:16:32,390 --> 00:16:34,649
I'm just disappointed
you had to save me.
387
00:16:34,907 --> 00:16:37,105
I really wanted to prove
to you that I'd changed.
388
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:39,206
Hey, you committed every cardinal sin
389
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:40,811
in the book for me.
390
00:16:40,836 --> 00:16:43,479
If that's not love,
then I don't know what is.
391
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:46,005
I did get pretty freaky.
392
00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:47,769
You really can't unsee
that sort of thing.
393
00:16:47,802 --> 00:16:50,197
- Yeah.
- Speaking of...
394
00:16:51,912 --> 00:16:53,913
Don't look, God.
395
00:16:57,068 --> 00:16:59,411
All right, Rev! Ha ha!
396
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,995
There's nothing like a reunion kiss
397
00:17:01,037 --> 00:17:02,390
after you've killed a spouse.
398
00:17:02,414 --> 00:17:03,993
Well, that's not how
I prefer to think of it.
399
00:17:04,017 --> 00:17:07,221
But that's the way it is.
The body's still warm.
400
00:17:08,289 --> 00:17:09,988
Yeah. Should we just put a pin in this?
401
00:17:10,012 --> 00:17:11,041
Yeah, we can just hit it later.
402
00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:13,068
- That's fine.
- Yeah.
403
00:17:14,578 --> 00:17:16,935
Well, I guess this is it.
404
00:17:18,836 --> 00:17:21,096
You've come a long way from the uptight,
405
00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:22,698
goody-two-shoes I met in Missouri.
406
00:17:22,721 --> 00:17:24,941
Well, it turns out, the infamous bandit
407
00:17:24,964 --> 00:17:26,143
might have a heart of gold
408
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,464
Oh, shh.
409
00:17:27,489 --> 00:17:28,987
Let's just keep that between you and me.
410
00:17:30,769 --> 00:17:32,351
And I see you've got
your gang back together.
411
00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:34,433
Not my gang. It's Trig's.
412
00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:36,998
She's keeping me on as her number two.
413
00:17:37,021 --> 00:17:39,480
And you wouldn't believe
the great plan she has.
414
00:17:39,505 --> 00:17:41,523
Dad, stop. You're embarrassing me.
415
00:17:41,548 --> 00:17:43,807
What? Can I not be proud of my daughter?
416
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,008
Tell him!
417
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,971
I'm gonna run a train
into the White House.
418
00:17:46,994 --> 00:17:48,894
Huh? How about that?
419
00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:51,297
No, that's really bad.
You shouldn't do that.
420
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,181
Oh, I'm just glad
the family's back together.
421
00:17:54,204 --> 00:17:56,263
I hate you guys so much.
422
00:17:56,288 --> 00:17:58,306
- We hate you too, Dingus.
- Aww!
423
00:17:58,329 --> 00:18:00,028
Now go on, get out of here,
424
00:18:00,053 --> 00:18:02,055
before I pump you full of lead.
425
00:18:06,515 --> 00:18:09,213
Well, I'll see you, Zeke.
426
00:18:09,239 --> 00:18:10,530
Take care, Benny.
427
00:18:15,953 --> 00:18:18,837
Yee-haw! Come on!
428
00:18:26,248 --> 00:18:28,426
We owe that man everything.
429
00:18:28,451 --> 00:18:30,390
We'd never have gotten here without him.
430
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:31,719
Yeah.
431
00:18:32,336 --> 00:18:34,338
We did kind of trash the place, though.
432
00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:36,999
Yeah, it's not exactly
433
00:18:37,022 --> 00:18:39,025
a paradise on Earth anymore, is it?
434
00:18:40,507 --> 00:18:41,684
Some of the farmers and I
435
00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:43,728
are going to take
our chances in Florida.
436
00:18:43,751 --> 00:18:45,289
It is supposed to be a perfect land
437
00:18:45,314 --> 00:18:47,011
of citruses and sandy beaches.
438
00:18:47,276 --> 00:18:49,936
Isn't Florida on the opposite
side of the country?
439
00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:52,378
Yes. We shall take the Miami Trail.
440
00:18:52,403 --> 00:18:54,075
It should be a piece of cake.
441
00:18:54,685 --> 00:18:56,689
Would you like to come?
442
00:19:00,374 --> 00:19:02,232
No. Thank you.
443
00:19:02,257 --> 00:19:05,676
I don't know if I believe
in a perfect America anymore.
444
00:19:05,701 --> 00:19:06,759
I think we're all just better off
445
00:19:06,782 --> 00:19:08,560
appreciating what we've got
446
00:19:08,585 --> 00:19:10,827
and working to make it
just a little bit better.
447
00:19:11,756 --> 00:19:13,219
Very well.
448
00:19:14,712 --> 00:19:17,292
My pruny ass is getting a tan.
449
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:29,169
Well, where should we start?
450
00:19:29,193 --> 00:19:30,332
Suppose we can start by getting rid
451
00:19:30,356 --> 00:19:31,775
of some of these dead bodies.
452
00:19:31,799 --> 00:19:33,657
Yeah, they're probably gonna
start stinking pretty soon.
453
00:19:33,682 --> 00:19:34,906
Hmm.
454
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,326
Let's get to work.
455
00:19:39,507 --> 00:19:41,244
How about him? He seems light.
456
00:19:41,269 --> 00:19:42,707
Mm-hmm.
457
00:19:43,551 --> 00:19:45,411
Three, two, one.
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