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We made it, gang.
Oregon.
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She sure is purty, huh, boss?
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She sure is.
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And she's ours for the taking.
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Guys? Uh...
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Guys, wait up.
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I'm having trouble
steering my horse.
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- Okay, I...
- Turn left.
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No, mine's broken.
It's broken.
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No, the other left.
My left.
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Okay, I know he saved us
from certain death and all,
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but do we really have to
babysit this idiot?
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Okay, great.
Now I'm just going in reverse.
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Can I get a new one?
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Yeah, let's just go.
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Wow, Prudence!
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It's more majestic than I ever
could have imagined.
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Maybe if you untied me we could
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- enjoy the view together.
- Nice try.
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The last time I did that,
you tried
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to gouge my eyes out
with a spoon.
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Not very wifely of you.
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That's because
you betrayed our friends
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and left them to die,
you rat bastard!
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Hey! Language!
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And need I remind you
that I'm the victim here?
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If you hadn't betrayed me
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and slept with that
snake-in-the-grass reverend,
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none of this would've happened.
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But, despite your past misdeeds,
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I still think we can
make it work.
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We'll have a new,
fresh start in Oregon.
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Todd, how could you possibly
believe that?
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You're literally holding me
prisoner against my will.
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Ah, it's a funny story
we'll tell the kids one day.
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Now stop complaining.
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You're upsetting the horse.
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Crops are coming in nicely.
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We should have plenty this year.
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Greetings, travelers!
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Welcome to Oregon!
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- I'm Governor Lane.
- Happy to be here.
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Please, help yourself
to as much land as you want.
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There's lumber and cattle
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and basically anything you need.
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Also, if you're
running low on cash,
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there's plenty of gold
in the river.
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Gold?
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- In the river?
- Yes.
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It's quite a nuisance, actually.
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I'm always stubbing
my dang toe on gold!
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Oh, my God, I hate when
that happens to me!
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Oh, and my apologies.
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We don't have much by the way
of law and order out here.
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Mostly go by the honor system.
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I hope that's all right.
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Oh, that's more than all right.
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Gang, let's get to work.
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Gang, you say?
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Oh, my! Many horses.
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Well, I guess we didn't
make it to Oregon before winter.
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Looks like we're stuck here
until the storm passes.
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I just feel bad for the Rev
out there on his own.
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I don't feel bad
for that sinner.
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He can freeze
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his wicked willie off
for all I care.
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We can't go on like this.
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We ate the provisions,
we ate the oxen.
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We're all gonna starve to death!
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Okay, Martha, you're being
a tad dramatic,
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don't you think?
No one's gonna die.
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He's dead.
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Okay, you gotta admit,
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the timing on that one
was pretty funny.
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Poor William.
So young, strong.
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And juicy.
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Seems like a waste to bury him.
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All that meat and yummy blood.
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Okay, are you talking about what
I think you're talking about?
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We're talking about eating
him. Yeah, that's what I thought
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you were talking about.
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Guys, we're not eating people!
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Clearly I'm no moral authority,
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but if the Rev were here,
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he would say something cheesy
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yet ultimately uplifting
about doing the right thing!
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The Rev ain't here, is he?
And I'm getting hungry.
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Oh, so that's it.
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Now we're all just cool
with being cannibals?
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- Yep.
- Sure, yeah.
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- I'm good with it.
- Amen.
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I'll get the fire started!
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Wow.
All right, then.
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I'm gonna go see
what the Rev is up to.
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Hey, boss.
What's got you down?
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Oh, nothing.
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It's just, Oregon isn't what
I was expecting.
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Are you kidding?
This place is a paradise!
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Hell, I'm richer
than a Rockefeller.
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See, that's the problem.
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It's impossible to be bad here
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when everything
is so damn... good.
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I don't follow.
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Look.
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Hey, you.
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Give me all your money.
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Oh, my pleasure.
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You're actually
doing me a favor.
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My jacket was getting heavy.
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Do you need an extra watch?
I got plenty.
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- No, thank you! Bye.
- All right, you're welcome.
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See? How am I supposed to be
the most feared outlaw
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in the entire country
if there's plenty to go around?
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Re-elect Governor Lane!
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For four more years of health,
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wealth, and prosperity!
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That's it.
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If I became governor,
then I could make Oregon
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just as shitty
as the rest of America.
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Boss... you can't run
for governor!
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- You're a...
- Woman.
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And Black.
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And a convicted serial killer.
Yeah, that's a lot.
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If only we knew
a dumb, rich white guy
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who could run for me...
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Wait a minute!
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We do know
a dumb, rich white guy!
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Hey, sugar plum.
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Your devoted hubby made you
breakfast in bed!
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Well... breakfast in cage.
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Let me out of here, you psycho.
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You really think this is
gonna make me love you?
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What, you don't like this cage?
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No, I don't like you!
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Well, you like the swing.
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Yes, I like the swing.
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Hey, Todd.
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Oh, hey, nice cage.
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Piss off.
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Trig, why are you here?
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Just wanted to see how
you were settling in.
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Hmm. Pictured a man
of your station
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living somewhere nicer.
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Hmph!
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Somewhere like...
the governor's mansion?
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I'm listening.
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I want to help you become
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the next governor of Oregon.
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And in return, I may ask you
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to pass a bill or two
turning Oregon
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into a living hell on Earth.
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Yeah, right! Like anyone
would willingly jeopardize
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an entire state
just to stoke their ego.
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You're absolutely right.
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Now about
this governor's mansion.
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Does it come with a big desk?
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- The biggest.
- Okay, I'm in.
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All right.
What?
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Hey, Rev!
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You alive in there?
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Benny? Benny!
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Great to see you!
Come in, come in!
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Welcome to Chez Zeke.
Ha ha.
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Take a seat.
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Uh, nice place you got.
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Oh, thank you.
What a nice thing to say.
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Yes, it was a bit lonely
at first,
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being banished to
a frozen wilderness,
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it's given me loads of time to
explore my other interests.
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For instance, I learned
how to bake sourdough!
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Want some?
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It's mostly twigs and dirt,
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but you can hardly tell
the difference.
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Yeah, maybe later.
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Look, there's some bad stuff
going down at the cabin.
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I need you to come back with me
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and talk some sense
into everyone!
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You know,
do your preacher thing.
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No, I can't do that.
Why not?
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Because everything I preached
was a lie!
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I devoted my entire life
to God, and what for?
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Prudence is in mortal danger
and we are trapped,
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dying, on a mountainside.
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Ah, you're just in a bad mood.
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Probably due to
late-stage hypothermia.
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Come on, I need you
to come with me!
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Oh! And uh,
you might want to shave.
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You look like Davy Crockett
if he was a huge pervert.
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Guys! Oh.
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Look who I found.
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Ezekiel.
I'm disappointed to see
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you haven't frozen to death.
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Hi, Phaedra.
It's nice to see you, too.
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All right, go on, Rev.
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Tell them what
they're doing is wrong.
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We know it doesn't look great.
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I'm not gonna tell you that.
You're not?
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God doesn't care what you do.
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Nothing matters.
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In fact, may I?
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Bon appétit.
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Whoa!
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Leave some for the rest of us.
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Huh.
Did not see that one coming.
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Man.
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Rev, this shoulder's delicious.
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What'd you put in it?
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- Blood.
- Blood? Hmm.
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- Oh, now I taste it.
- Mm-hmm.
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Can someone please pass
the butt?
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Benny, did you want some light
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or dark meat, or penis?
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I'll pass, thanks.
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Rev, you gotta put
a stop to this.
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The Bible must say something
about not eating people.
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I mean, sure,
God says it's a sin, but,
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God and I are not speaking
at the moment.
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He abandoned me.
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Ezekiel, I'm so sorry.
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Really, who does that
to a person?
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I'm sure he's just
busy with work!
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You know, probably
creating a new planet
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or designing
a new kind of giraffe.
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It doesn't work like that.
And in the meantime,
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nothing's gonna stop me
from enjoying
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another serving of William.
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No! Where did William go?
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Looks like we ate him all up.
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But I'm still hungry.
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William
is just like Chinese food.
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You know? I get so full,
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and then five minutes later
I'm like, "I could do seconds."
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Well, too bad there aren't
any more bodies to eat.
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Not yet, at least.
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Don't you look at me, boy.
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Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm not.
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Let's eat him next.
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Todd! Todd! Todd! Todd!
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Make Oregon bad!
Make Oregon bad!
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Yes!
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The old governor wanted
peace and prosperity
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- for everyone...
- and
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I say we do the exact opposite,
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because...
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America!
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He is killing it out there!
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I can't believe people
are falling for this.
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Todd doesn't know the first
thing about politics.
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He's just loud and obnoxious.
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I know. He's a genius.
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I mean, an idiot, but a genius.
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If they found out he was
keeping his wife in a cage,
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they would never vote for him.
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And they never will
find out, will they?
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I want you to meet someone
very special to me,
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my adoring wife, Prudence.
What do you say?
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- You want to meet Prudence?
- Yeah!
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Let's get her out here!
259
00:09:54,705 --> 00:09:55,842
- That's a bad idea.
- No, this is a good idea.
260
00:09:55,866 --> 00:09:57,008
No, I say it's a bad idea.
261
00:09:57,107 --> 00:09:58,726
No, Trig, I swear to God,
get her out here.
262
00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:01,095
You know, actually, I'd love to.
263
00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:05,942
Todd's wife, Prudence!
Todd's wife, Prudence!
264
00:10:06,042 --> 00:10:07,985
There she is,
my loving wife, everyone.
265
00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:10,349
That's it, keep waving.
266
00:10:10,448 --> 00:10:12,631
Oh, this is good.
This is nice.
267
00:10:12,731 --> 00:10:15,035
Hey, Prudence, why don't you
tell the crowd
268
00:10:15,135 --> 00:10:16,518
what you love most about me?
269
00:10:16,618 --> 00:10:18,240
Uh, I'd have to think.
270
00:10:18,341 --> 00:10:19,639
Tell them he's a great
family man.
271
00:10:19,663 --> 00:10:21,666
- Do it.
- Uh...
272
00:10:22,506 --> 00:10:24,370
He's a great family man.
273
00:10:24,470 --> 00:10:26,653
Family!
274
00:10:26,754 --> 00:10:29,577
My grandmother
in particular loves him, yeah.
275
00:10:29,677 --> 00:10:33,224
Her name is Ima.
Ima Hostage.
276
00:10:33,323 --> 00:10:34,706
You never told me
about Ima before.
277
00:10:34,806 --> 00:10:35,947
She sounds lovely.
278
00:10:36,048 --> 00:10:37,269
So was her husband.
279
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,352
Yeah, his name was,
This Is An Emergency
280
00:10:39,452 --> 00:10:40,354
Call The Police, Someone,
281
00:10:40,453 --> 00:10:41,635
Anyone, Please.
282
00:10:41,735 --> 00:10:44,240
Okay, that's enough.
Let's go.
283
00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:46,003
Oh, whoa, whoa, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
284
00:10:46,102 --> 00:10:47,926
I think the people
would love to see
285
00:10:48,025 --> 00:10:50,168
the new governor
and his wife kiss.
286
00:10:50,269 --> 00:10:52,052
No, no, there's no way.
I'm not doing that.
287
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,336
Kiss him or you die.
288
00:11:03,328 --> 00:11:05,472
Oh, that's sweet.
They're in love.
289
00:11:12,222 --> 00:11:14,086
You don't want to eat me.
290
00:11:14,186 --> 00:11:15,443
You know, I wouldn't
even taste good.
291
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:18,091
All I eat is water and millet,
like a bird.
292
00:11:18,192 --> 00:11:19,231
What about the gunslinger?
293
00:11:19,313 --> 00:11:20,775
- Ooh.
- Yeah, right.
294
00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:23,299
Like you could handle
this spice?
295
00:11:23,399 --> 00:11:25,383
Ezekiel!
296
00:11:25,482 --> 00:11:26,904
Ezekiel!
297
00:11:27,004 --> 00:11:28,004
Who is that?
298
00:11:28,047 --> 00:11:30,149
It's me, God!
299
00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:32,232
God?
300
00:11:32,332 --> 00:11:34,998
That's right,
the big kahuna himself.
301
00:11:35,097 --> 00:11:37,161
I never should have
left you, baby.
302
00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:39,244
But I'm back for good, so,
303
00:11:39,344 --> 00:11:41,768
you should probably stop
eating people now.
304
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:42,970
I know it's you, Benny.
305
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,253
I wish I was Benny.
306
00:11:45,352 --> 00:11:46,774
That guy's cool.
307
00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:48,378
Hurry up and take me back,
will you?
308
00:11:48,477 --> 00:11:50,881
I'm freezing my balls off
up here in Heaven! Whoa!
309
00:11:55,207 --> 00:11:56,711
It's okay, it's not God.
310
00:12:00,176 --> 00:12:02,278
Why are you doing this, Benny?
311
00:12:02,379 --> 00:12:04,883
To stop you from doing
something you'll regret forever.
312
00:12:04,982 --> 00:12:07,407
You're only hurting yourself
with this good guy act.
313
00:12:07,506 --> 00:12:09,009
Once you realize
God doesn't care
314
00:12:09,109 --> 00:12:10,010
you'll be a lot happier.
315
00:12:10,110 --> 00:12:11,933
And a lot less hungry.
316
00:12:12,033 --> 00:12:14,037
Come on, everyone.
Dinner time.
317
00:12:15,239 --> 00:12:17,241
Little help? Oh.
318
00:12:21,769 --> 00:12:24,312
Benny, if this is another
trick... No more tricks.
319
00:12:24,413 --> 00:12:26,395
This good guy stuff
is not much fun,
320
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:28,077
and the truth is,
321
00:12:28,177 --> 00:12:30,181
I really could use
a bite to eat.
322
00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:32,846
You're in luck.
323
00:12:32,946 --> 00:12:34,288
We happen to have an extra seat
324
00:12:34,388 --> 00:12:35,529
at the table tonight.
325
00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,091
We are preparing
a beautiful broth
326
00:12:37,192 --> 00:12:39,195
for tonight's meal.
327
00:12:39,796 --> 00:12:41,818
Mm.
Needs more salt.
328
00:12:41,918 --> 00:12:44,182
- Yes, chef.
- And here we have
329
00:12:44,283 --> 00:12:46,286
the main course.
330
00:12:47,287 --> 00:12:48,349
Levi!
331
00:12:48,448 --> 00:12:49,350
Hi, Uncle Benny!
332
00:12:49,451 --> 00:12:50,511
I'm in my secret fort.
333
00:12:50,611 --> 00:12:52,195
You're eating the kid?!
334
00:12:52,294 --> 00:12:53,592
It's the most humane option,
really.
335
00:12:53,616 --> 00:12:54,999
The boy's on death's door
as it is.
336
00:12:55,099 --> 00:12:56,441
Plus he's so young and tender.
337
00:12:56,540 --> 00:12:58,323
Isn't that right,
my little veal chop?
338
00:12:58,423 --> 00:13:00,488
My belly's full of butter.
339
00:13:00,587 --> 00:13:02,791
Right!
Shall we get started?
340
00:13:06,395 --> 00:13:08,779
Everyone, we're about to begin.
341
00:13:08,879 --> 00:13:10,623
This will not just be a meal,
342
00:13:10,722 --> 00:13:12,466
it will be a culinary voyage
343
00:13:12,566 --> 00:13:14,708
and, dare I say, my masterpiece.
344
00:13:16,371 --> 00:13:20,158
Sorry, Rev.
No one's eating this kid today.
345
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,258
Gross!
346
00:13:21,298 --> 00:13:22,480
We don't want to eat you!
347
00:13:22,581 --> 00:13:24,683
You're old and nasty!
348
00:13:24,783 --> 00:13:26,005
I'll bet I taste delicious.
349
00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:27,688
Haven't you heard of
aged prime beef?
350
00:13:27,788 --> 00:13:29,572
Benny, this is pointless.
351
00:13:29,672 --> 00:13:32,056
You are not gonna convince
me that God is coming back. Fine!
352
00:13:32,155 --> 00:13:34,219
Maybe God did abandon you,
I don't know.
353
00:13:34,318 --> 00:13:36,743
But I do know you can still
do the right thing.
354
00:13:36,842 --> 00:13:38,504
No, I can't!
355
00:13:38,605 --> 00:13:39,868
All right, if there is no God,
356
00:13:39,967 --> 00:13:42,951
there is no hope.
We are just alone.
357
00:13:43,052 --> 00:13:44,073
That's not true.
358
00:13:44,173 --> 00:13:45,917
We still have each other!
359
00:13:46,017 --> 00:13:48,200
You taught me how to
take care of other people.
360
00:13:48,299 --> 00:13:50,403
Now it's my turn
to take care of you.
361
00:13:50,504 --> 00:13:52,986
Even if it means I have
to become a human dumpling.
362
00:13:54,068 --> 00:13:55,091
I don't believe you.
363
00:13:55,191 --> 00:13:55,951
You're not gonna
let yourself cook.
364
00:13:56,032 --> 00:13:57,213
Oh, I'm not, am I?
365
00:13:57,313 --> 00:13:59,317
Guess I'd better make
myself comfortable.
366
00:14:04,725 --> 00:14:06,908
Oh, you'd better decide
quick, Rev.
367
00:14:07,009 --> 00:14:09,412
I'm medium rare at this point,
borderline medium.
368
00:14:11,294 --> 00:14:12,712
Fine! I believe you!
Please, get out.
369
00:14:12,736 --> 00:14:14,740
Whoo!
370
00:14:18,426 --> 00:14:19,927
All right, Rev,
371
00:14:20,028 --> 00:14:21,770
I knew you'd do the right thing.
372
00:14:21,870 --> 00:14:23,052
Ow!
373
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,576
Hey! Levi,
374
00:14:24,676 --> 00:14:26,036
did you just
take a bite out of me?
375
00:14:26,118 --> 00:14:28,461
Ew! He tastes like
an old hamburger!
376
00:14:28,561 --> 00:14:30,865
Oh, Levi, you little scamp!
377
00:14:30,965 --> 00:14:32,967
I'm glad we didn't eat him.
378
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:39,357
Well, if the early numbers
are any indication,
379
00:14:39,457 --> 00:14:41,240
we're looking at
the next governor of Oregon.
380
00:14:44,105 --> 00:14:45,246
Prudence?
381
00:14:45,346 --> 00:14:47,169
I'm sure you'd love to celebrate
382
00:14:47,269 --> 00:14:50,174
your darling husband's success.
383
00:14:50,274 --> 00:14:52,177
- Champagne, dear?
- I'm not celebrating this.
384
00:14:52,278 --> 00:14:54,059
You handed Oregon
to the bad guys.
385
00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:55,302
You make me sick.
386
00:14:55,402 --> 00:14:57,345
You know what? Fine!
Be that way.
387
00:14:57,445 --> 00:14:59,469
I don't need your love anymore.
388
00:14:59,568 --> 00:15:01,772
I have the love
of the American people.
389
00:15:03,575 --> 00:15:05,577
Wait! Todd?
390
00:15:07,059 --> 00:15:08,442
I do love you.
391
00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:10,284
You do?
392
00:15:10,384 --> 00:15:13,450
I didn't realize
until now, but...
393
00:15:13,549 --> 00:15:15,533
watching your craven
rise to power
394
00:15:15,633 --> 00:15:18,136
through no effort
or ability of your own,
395
00:15:18,236 --> 00:15:21,062
well, it's kinda sexy.
396
00:15:21,162 --> 00:15:22,823
Rowr!
397
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,986
Now come in here
and give baby a kiss.
398
00:15:25,086 --> 00:15:26,750
Oh, Prudence.
399
00:15:26,850 --> 00:15:29,634
I knew that if I demanded
you to love me long enough
400
00:15:29,735 --> 00:15:31,857
that you'd eventually
come around.
401
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,644
Now say those three
magic words again.
402
00:15:36,745 --> 00:15:38,648
I...
403
00:15:38,748 --> 00:15:40,171
hate you!
404
00:15:40,270 --> 00:15:41,812
Aah! Oh!
405
00:15:41,913 --> 00:15:43,294
- Ow!
- Ha!
406
00:15:43,394 --> 00:15:45,018
She's escaping!
Get her!
407
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,620
Damn it!
408
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,722
Everybody stop!
409
00:15:50,165 --> 00:15:51,827
Todd is lying to you.
410
00:15:51,927 --> 00:15:53,311
We are not happily married.
411
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,594
The truth is,
he is a total psychopath
412
00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:57,476
who's been keeping me in a cage.
413
00:15:57,576 --> 00:16:00,721
Okay, well, it sounds bad
when you say it like that.
414
00:16:00,822 --> 00:16:02,605
This is an outrage.
415
00:16:02,705 --> 00:16:05,269
I am sickened to my core
by your actions.
416
00:16:06,429 --> 00:16:09,215
Which is why it kills me...
417
00:16:09,315 --> 00:16:10,777
that I'm still
gonna vote for you.
418
00:16:10,876 --> 00:16:12,419
- What?
- I know!
419
00:16:12,519 --> 00:16:14,101
I hate it as much as you do.
420
00:16:14,201 --> 00:16:16,306
I wish there was another way!
421
00:16:16,405 --> 00:16:18,408
There is. You could just
not vote for him.
422
00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:20,511
Yeah, but I'm going to anyway.
423
00:16:20,611 --> 00:16:21,793
Yes!
424
00:16:21,894 --> 00:16:23,395
Sorry, honey.
425
00:16:23,495 --> 00:16:24,999
Looks like you lose.
426
00:16:25,099 --> 00:16:28,443
But... this makes no sense.
Of course it does.
427
00:16:28,543 --> 00:16:30,126
They're a bunch of
big fat idiots.
428
00:16:30,226 --> 00:16:31,649
Damn it!
429
00:16:31,749 --> 00:16:33,290
I hate this!
430
00:16:35,434 --> 00:16:37,937
You've convinced us, Rev.
No more cannibalism.
431
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:40,042
But how will we
survive the storm now?
432
00:16:42,725 --> 00:16:43,988
By taking care of each other.
433
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,350
We will outlast this storm,
434
00:16:46,451 --> 00:16:48,794
no matter how long it takes.
Hey, guys!
435
00:16:48,894 --> 00:16:50,898
The storm is over.
Look.
436
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:54,903
Well, great.
Convenient timing.
437
00:16:58,789 --> 00:17:02,174
Wow!
It's beautiful!
438
00:17:02,274 --> 00:17:04,298
Say, you don't think
this was God, do you?
439
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,422
Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't.
440
00:17:06,521 --> 00:17:08,059
All I know is we are
getting off this mountain
441
00:17:08,084 --> 00:17:09,105
and rescuing Prudence.
442
00:17:09,205 --> 00:17:11,528
All right! Come on.
443
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,914
Oh, hey, hey, hold up, will you?
444
00:17:15,015 --> 00:17:17,618
That kid took a big chunk
out of my ass.
445
00:17:19,501 --> 00:17:20,923
Now this is a desk.
446
00:17:21,023 --> 00:17:23,123
I mean, you could park
a frickin' wagon on this thing.
447
00:17:23,146 --> 00:17:25,411
Prudence, you see how big
this desk is?
448
00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:27,894
Yes, Todd.
It's a very big desk.
449
00:17:27,993 --> 00:17:29,656
Hello, Mr. Governor!
450
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:33,302
Time to hold up
your end of the deal.
451
00:17:33,403 --> 00:17:35,665
Here are some new bills
for you to sign off on.
452
00:17:35,766 --> 00:17:37,709
Okay. This is such
a hard "yob."
453
00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:38,951
- It's "job."
- Hard J.
454
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,232
Uch.
455
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,836
Okay, here we go.
456
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,940
And...
457
00:17:45,822 --> 00:17:47,964
"Proposal to Strip
the Oregonians of Their Land."
458
00:17:48,065 --> 00:17:50,087
Okay.
459
00:17:50,188 --> 00:17:52,392
"Dump toxic sludge
in the river."
460
00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:55,135
Don't care.
461
00:17:55,236 --> 00:17:57,500
"All the gold goes...
462
00:17:57,599 --> 00:17:58,862
...to Trig."
463
00:17:58,961 --> 00:18:00,703
Oh, jeez.
464
00:18:00,804 --> 00:18:02,807
Okay, whatever.
465
00:18:03,488 --> 00:18:04,630
We're done.
466
00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:06,732
So nice doing business with you.
467
00:18:08,015 --> 00:18:09,037
Hey, little birdie.
468
00:18:09,136 --> 00:18:10,558
Here's a bird.
469
00:18:10,659 --> 00:18:12,362
Unladylike.
470
00:18:12,461 --> 00:18:14,325
- All right.
- Okay. I'm exhausted.
471
00:18:14,424 --> 00:18:16,428
I'm gonna go hit the links.
That cool? Don't care.
472
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:22,978
Oh, Zeke.
Where are you?
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