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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,201 --> 00:00:02,579 PREVIOUSLY ON THE L WORD... 2 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:03,279 I'D HATE TO APPLY TO BE OUR ROOMMATE. 3 00:00:03,303 --> 00:00:04,347 AFTERNOON, LADIES. 4 00:00:04,371 --> 00:00:05,781 MARK WAYLAND HERE. 5 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:07,317 MY DIRECT-TO-VIDEO GIG PAYS. 6 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:10,119 I CAN GIVE YOU FIRST, LAST, SECURITY, AND SIX MONTHS' RENT 7 00:00:10,143 --> 00:00:11,387 UPFRONT, IN CASH. 8 00:00:11,411 --> 00:00:13,056 HAVE YOU EVER DONE T.O.E. BEFORE, KIT? 9 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,123 UH, NO. 10 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:15,792 WELCOME TO THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING. 11 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:18,161 BENJAMIN AND T.O.E. ARE GOING TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE. 12 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:19,696 LADY WITH THE FLASHING EYES. 13 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,497 HI. IT'S BETTE PORTER FOR HELENA PEABODY. 14 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:23,366 NICE TO MEET YOU. 15 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:24,300 OUR MUSEUM HAS A LONG-STANDING RELATIONSHIP 16 00:00:24,324 --> 00:00:25,735 WITH THE PEABODY FOUNDATION. 17 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,470 WE ALWAYS FUNDED THE ARTS VERY GENEROUSLY. 18 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:29,734 BUT I HOPE YOU'RE NOT SPEAKING IN THE PAST TENSE. 19 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:32,809 I'M ALWAYS INTERESTED IN PEOPLE WITH SPECIAL SKILLS. 20 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:34,310 I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO. 21 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:36,245 YOU'D BE MY NEW ASSISTANT. 22 00:00:36,269 --> 00:00:38,309 I DON'T GET IT. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 23 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:45,884 DO YOU WANT TO DANCE? 24 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:49,225 DON'T WORRY. 25 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:50,893 I'VE MADE LOVE TO A PREGNANT WOMAN BEFORE. 26 00:00:50,917 --> 00:00:52,195 NO! 27 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:53,563 THIS IS MY BUDDY, GOMEY. 28 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:56,332 YOU SO FUCKING SCORED. 29 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:57,534 WILL YOU CUT MY HAIR? 30 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:10,001 IT'S THE SECOND SET OF ELEVATORS TO THE RIGHT. 31 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:16,219 HOLY SHIT. 32 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,971 MARK, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT I'M LOOKING AT. 33 00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:58,054 I CAN'T LIVE 34 00:02:58,078 --> 00:03:00,123 IN A STRANGER'S GUEST HOUSE 35 00:03:00,147 --> 00:03:02,092 AND I'M NOT GOING BACK TO ALICE'S COUCH. 36 00:03:02,116 --> 00:03:03,927 I DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR THAT I'M BEING PUNISHED 37 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:06,029 FOR SOMETHING THAT I DIDN'T DO, 38 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:07,497 SO I'M GOING TO STAY IN THE GUEST ROOM 39 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:08,965 UNTIL I FIND A PLACE OF MY OWN. 40 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:11,434 WELCOME HOME. 41 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:13,791 I'M NOT HOME. 42 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,440 I'VE GAINED SOME WEIGHT. 43 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:19,042 I DON'T CARE. 44 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:20,443 YOU DON'T EVEN CARE? 45 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:21,477 THAT'S NICE. 46 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:22,779 NO, WHAT I MEANT TO SAY 47 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:25,248 IS THAT I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE LOOKING AT YOU... 48 00:03:25,272 --> 00:03:29,374 STANDING HERE IN OUR HOUSE. 49 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:33,189 WELL? 50 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,624 DEFINITELY AN AWARD WINNER. 51 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:35,825 FUCK YOU, MAN. 52 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:38,049 THIS IS A QUALITY FUCK TAPE. 53 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,496 MARK HERE. TESTING. TESTING. 54 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:41,664 WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 55 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:43,833 I'M STARTING A NEW PROJECT. 56 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,334 WELL, WHAT IS IT? 57 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:47,270 YOU'LL SEE. 58 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:48,939 MAN, I'M YOUR PARTNER. YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME. 59 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:50,139 LOOK, I'M NOT READY 60 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:51,274 TO TALK ABOUT IT YET, OKAY? 61 00:03:51,298 --> 00:03:53,843 IT'S STILL IN ITS CONCEPT STAGES, 62 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:56,734 BUT I WILL TELL YOU THAT IT IS GENIUS. 63 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:14,965 WHAT? 64 00:04:14,989 --> 00:04:17,300 YOU JUST GOT CRUISED. 65 00:04:17,324 --> 00:04:19,201 DO YOU THINK SHE WAS LOOKING AT ME? 66 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:21,270 OH, YEAH. IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, TOO. 67 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:23,061 I LOVE MY HAIRCUT. 68 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,547 I'M SORRY. 69 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:33,852 I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU SOME FRESH TOWELS. 70 00:04:35,009 --> 00:04:36,185 BETTE... 71 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:40,190 THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 72 00:04:40,214 --> 00:04:43,192 OKAY. 73 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:46,095 UM, MAYBE LATER? 74 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:49,165 WILL YOU BE HOME TONIGHT? 75 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:52,702 I WILL BE IF YOU WANT ME TO BE. 76 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:56,339 I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT THEN, OKAY? 77 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:58,096 OKAY. 78 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:09,218 HEY. 79 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:10,786 MY NAME IS MARK WAYLAND, 80 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:13,656 AND I LIVE IN A HOUSE WITH TWO LESBIANS. 81 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,325 NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING. 82 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:17,360 YOU'RE WONDERING IF I'VE HIT IT YET. 83 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:20,663 WELL, THE THING IS THEY'RE TWO REAL LESBIANS, 84 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:21,731 OR ELSE I WOULD HAVE, 85 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:22,732 BUT DON'T WORRY. 86 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:24,133 I'M STILL GOING TO TRY. 87 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:28,237 ANYWAY, THIS IS GOING TO BE A PROJECT 88 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:32,308 WHICH WILL OFFER INSIGHT... 89 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,399 THIS IS FUCKING LAME. 90 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:43,653 COME IN. 91 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:44,957 SHUT THE DOOR. 92 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:49,481 HERE. SIT. 93 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:52,862 SO? 94 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:55,064 DOES TINA HAVE AN APPOINTMENT TO SEE AN APARTMENT TODAY? 95 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:56,466 UH, NO, NOT TODAY. 96 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:57,566 THE OWNER WASN'T AVAILABLE, BUT... 97 00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:58,468 I WANT YOU TO TAKE YOUR TIME. 98 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:00,870 DON'T PUSH IT. 99 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:02,671 OKAY, BUT I THOUGHT TINA NEEDS A PLACE TO... 100 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:03,973 YOU CALL HER AT HOME 101 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:06,276 AND TELL HER THAT YOU'RE WORKING ON IT. 102 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,011 I DON'T WANT YOU TO LIE, 103 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,947 I JUST... WANT YOU TO TAKE YOUR TIME. 104 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,248 WHEN YOU SAY, "CALL HER AT HOME," 105 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:13,416 SHOULD I CALL HER AT THE... 106 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:14,216 AT OUR HOME. 107 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,285 SHE MOVED BACK IN THIS MORNING. 108 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:18,087 THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED, RIGHT? 109 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:22,959 SO WHY DON'T I JUST CANCEL IT? 110 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:25,361 SHE'S THINKING THAT IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY. 111 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,463 YOU KNOW, SHE'S STILL PLANNING ON FINDING A PLACE OF HER OWN, 112 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:30,099 AND I'M JUST HOPING THAT ONCE SHE'S ENSCONCED, 113 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:31,768 SHE'LL DECIDE TO STAY. 114 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,135 I SEE. 115 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:34,670 SO YOU WANT US TO TAKE OUR TIME LOOKING, 116 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:37,262 BUT STILL HELP TINA LOOK, BUT NOT REALLY LOOK TOO HARD. 117 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:39,331 EXACTLY. 118 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:50,019 AW, FUCK, MARK. NOT AGAIN. 119 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:51,320 PLEASE. TWO MINUTES. JUST HEAR ME OUT, OKAY? 120 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:52,722 I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY. 121 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,224 I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO LIKE IT. 122 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:57,660 WELL, I THINK THAT'S WILDLY PRESUMPTUOUS OF YOU, MARK. 123 00:06:57,684 --> 00:06:59,362 HEY, SHANE... 124 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:00,529 HELLO. 125 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:02,631 MARK HERE, ASKING THE GIRLS IF THEY'RE IN. 126 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:05,068 I'M ABOUT TO SHOW THEM THAT THIS IS MAINLY ABOUT ME, 127 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,437 THAT I WOULD NEVER ASK THEM TO EXPOSE THEMSELVES 128 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:11,407 IF I WASN'T WILLING TO EXPOSE MYSELF, LIKE, WAY MORE. 129 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,442 FOR EXAMPLE, I MAY TELL ABOUT THE TIME 130 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:17,279 MY BOY GOMEY USED TO HIDE IN THE CLOSET 131 00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:19,916 WHEN I BROUGHT GIRLS BACK TO OUR DORM ROOM. 132 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:23,786 THAT ISN'T EXACTLY A SELF-REVELATION, MARK. 133 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:24,787 OH, I'LL DIG. 134 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:27,924 I CAN GO WAY DEEPER. 135 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,392 AND WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH US? 136 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:31,895 RIGHT, OKAY, SO... 137 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:33,596 I'M STARTING A NEW PROJECT, ALL RIGHT? 138 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:34,597 THAT'S GREAT. 139 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,033 YES, IT IS GREAT. 140 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,035 IT'S GOING TO BE KIND OF LIKE THIS, UM, THIS JOURNAL 141 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:41,170 OF MY LIFE WITH THE TWO OF YOU GUYS. 142 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:45,074 BASICALLY, IT'S JUST GOING TO BE INTERVIEWS EVERY SO OFTEN, 143 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:48,044 YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW THE CAMERAS ARE AROUND. 144 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:50,346 THE BEST THING I'VE EVER DONE, REALLY, 145 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:51,547 AND IF I CAN JUST GET SOME FOOTAGE, 146 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:53,449 WHICH, I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, I THINK I CAN, 147 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,817 THEN I KNOW THAT I CAN GET THIS THING FINANCED, 148 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:56,852 AND WE CAN ALL GET PAID, 149 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:58,921 WHICH IS SOMETHING I KNOW YOU BOTH NEED. 150 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:02,191 MARK, I THINK THAT THERE'S A LOT OF "I"S 151 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:06,195 CONTRADICTING THE "WE" S IN YOUR RUN-ON SENTENCE. 152 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,164 HMM... 153 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,431 WELL, THAT IS BECAUSE 154 00:08:09,455 --> 00:08:11,133 I AM GOING TO HANDLE ALL OF THE DETAILS 155 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,868 WHILE YOU TWO JUST SIT BACK 156 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:15,438 AND BE YOUR GORGEOUS, SEXY SELVES 157 00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:16,506 AND GET PAID FOR THAT. 158 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:18,640 PLUS, I MEAN, HONESTLY THINK ABOUT 159 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:20,409 HOW EDUCATIONAL THIS IS GOING TO BE 160 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:23,446 FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU. 161 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,548 OH... 162 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:26,616 WHAT DO YOU THINK HE MEANS, 163 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,884 "PEOPLE LIKE US"? 164 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:28,918 OH, MY. AW... 165 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:29,952 WHAT DO YOU THINK HE MEANS? 166 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:32,054 OH, I THINK HE'S REFERRING TO... 167 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:33,078 BEAN-FIDDLERS. 168 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,425 OH, THE BOBBING- FOR-APPLE GIRLS. 169 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,594 SAUCINESS. OH, YES. 170 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:39,929 YES, THE GAY WOMEN. 171 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,665 BUT, HONESTLY, GUYS, JUST THINK. 172 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:43,699 I MEAN, THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU'RE GOING TO BE... 173 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:44,967 I KNOW. 174 00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:47,370 HELPING OUT SOME POOR LITTLE LONELY LEZ 175 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:48,871 IN THE CLOSET IN THE MIDWEST 176 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:50,639 WITHOUT A ROLE MODEL IN SIGHT. 177 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:51,741 VERY IMPORTANT. 178 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:52,541 THAT COULD BE YOU TOO. 179 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:53,576 MM-HMM. 180 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,011 OKAY. 181 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,679 JUST TO SHOW YOU HOW VERY CERTAIN I AM 182 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:58,981 THAT I WILL GET THIS FUNDED, 183 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:02,351 I'LL GIVE YOU BOTH 20 BUCKS APIECE, PER INTERVIEW, 184 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,552 OF MY OWN MONEY. 185 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:05,187 IS THIS GOING TO BE, LIKE, UH... 186 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,789 WHAT'S THE THING CALLED? UH... 187 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:07,857 OH! UH. 188 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:08,857 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 189 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:09,859 RIGHT, RIGHT? 190 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:10,860 "LESBIANS GONE WILD." 191 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,128 SURE. 192 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,496 OR IS THIS GOING TO BE, LIKE, YOU KNOW... 193 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:14,596 OR THE MAYSLES BROTHERS? 194 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:17,800 MEETS D.A. PENNEBAKER 195 00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:22,505 WITH A LITTLE BIT OF NICK BROOMFIELD THROWN IN THERE. 196 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:23,906 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 197 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:24,907 WELL? 198 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:25,908 OKAY. 199 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:27,043 YES? OKAY? 200 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,177 NO. 201 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:29,778 NO. WE'LL THINK ABOUT IT. MM-HMM. 202 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:31,502 OKAY. 203 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:33,883 HOW CUTE WOULD THESE BE 204 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,851 IN THE BACHELORETTE GIFT BAGS? 205 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,720 OH, MY GOD. 206 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,394 UM, GUYS, GUYS? 207 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,963 YEAH, UM, 208 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:48,197 I COULD PROBABLY TAKE CARE 209 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:50,065 OF THIS WHOLE GIFT-BAG SHOPPING THING MYSELF. 210 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,100 NO, NO. ARE YOU KIDDING? 211 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:52,284 THIS IS, LIKE, THE BEST PART. 212 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,904 OH, MY GOD. 213 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,172 LADIES, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE OF THIS? 214 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,076 TONYA, TONYA... 215 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,100 STOP! 216 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:03,646 BUT IT'S NICE. 217 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:06,304 STOP IT. 218 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:09,752 SHE'S NOT A FAN, 219 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,521 BUT I GUESS THIS IS A LITTLE MORE 220 00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:12,521 UP YOUR ALLEY, 221 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:13,523 ISN'T IT, ALICE? 222 00:10:13,547 --> 00:10:14,890 ACTUALLY, TONYA, 223 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:16,392 THIS MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT MORE UP MY ALLEY. 224 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,194 MORE THAN THIS? YEAH, MAYBE A LITTLE. 225 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,162 OH, REALLY? MM-HMM. 226 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:20,986 OKAY, STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU. 227 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:24,616 WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER PUT IN YOUR MOUTH, AL? 228 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,839 I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU BISEXUALS. 229 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:31,140 I MEAN, REALLY. 230 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:33,108 MAKE UP YOUR MINDS ALREADY, RIGHT, HONEY? 231 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,212 MAKE UP YOUR MINDS ALREADY. 232 00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:41,683 HEY, I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU. 233 00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:44,654 WHAT IS THE PRIMARY LESBIAN SEX ACT? 234 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,455 THE PRIMARY LESBIAN SEX ACT? 235 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,590 YEAH, WELL, FOR STRAIGHT PEOPLE, 236 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:48,591 IT'S FUCKING, RIGHT? 237 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:49,591 MM-HMM. 238 00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:50,359 AND EVERYTHING WE DO, 239 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:51,560 THE KISSING, THE FONDLING, 240 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,395 THE FOREPLAY, NYAH-NYAH, 241 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:54,497 ALL OF IT, IT LEADS UP 242 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:57,333 TO THAT ONE ULTIMATE FOREGONE CONCLUSION. 243 00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:01,270 AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT LESBIANS DON'T FUCK? 244 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,105 IT'S NOT POSSIBLE. 245 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:04,106 UNLESS WE'RE TALKING DILDOS, 246 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:06,275 WHICH IS COOL, BUT IT'S NOT... 247 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,510 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? 248 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,411 IT'S COMPLETELY POSSIBLE. 249 00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:10,580 WHOA, I'M JUST... 250 00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:13,082 I'M ASKING BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW. 251 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,450 I'M TRYING TO GAIN SOME UNDERSTANDING HERE, PLEASE. 252 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,619 WHERE DO YOU LIVE, MARK? 253 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:18,987 IT'S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE. 254 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,189 I'M SORRY. 255 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,390 IS THIS A JOKE? 256 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,659 MARK, I MEAN, DO YOU WANT US TO DEMONSTRATE? 257 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,027 BECAUSE THIS IS OBVIOUS 258 00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:28,196 WHAT THIS WHOLE THING IS LEADING UP TO, RIGHT? 259 00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:29,432 HEY, NO, LOOK. 260 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:32,201 IF YOU WERE WRITING A NOVEL 261 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:35,738 AND YOU HAD SOME QUESTIONS FOR ME, 262 00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:38,307 I'M JUST SIMPLY TRYING TO GAIN SOME INSIGHT HERE, ALL RIGHT? 263 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:41,276 JUST SIMPLY TRYING TO GAIN AN INSIGHT, 264 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,178 SOME UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE 265 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,047 FOR US GUYS WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND, 266 00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:46,282 SOMETHING WE HAVEN'T HEARD 267 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,383 FROM ANYWHERE ELSE BEFORE. 268 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,784 GOD... 269 00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,719 DON'T BE SO AGGRESSIVE... 270 00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:53,411 BECAUSE IT'S EMBARRASSING. 271 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:02,097 AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. 272 00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:04,901 A SEX TIP FOR ALL US HORNDOGS OUT THERE 273 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:10,906 FROM THE LESBIAN SEXUAL CONQUISTADOR HERSELF. 274 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:12,308 ALL RIGHT, 275 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,643 BOILERPLATE RELEASE FORM I NEED YOU TO SIGN. 276 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,012 WHERE'D THE OTHER ONE GO? 277 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,212 UM, I NEED SHANE TO... 278 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,081 SHANE? 279 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,406 WHAT, STILL TOO AGGRESSIVE? 280 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:37,533 HEY... 281 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,768 I MADE TOO MUCH. 282 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,370 DO YOU WANT ME TO FIX YOU A PLATE? 283 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,773 NO, STAY. I'LL GO GET IT. 284 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,407 YOU LOOK REALLY GREAT. 285 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,365 YOU'RE KIND OF... GLOWING. 286 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,403 THANKS. 287 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,552 BETTE, I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT... 288 00:12:56,576 --> 00:13:00,323 GOD, I HAD THE WORST FUCKING DAY TODAY. 289 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,058 THANKS TO PEGGY PEABODY'S CUNT DAUGHTER, 290 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,225 OUR GRANT IS IN JEOPARDY, 291 00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:06,162 AND FRANKLIN'S COMPLETELY FLIPPING OUT. 292 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,064 YOU CAN'T IMAGINE HOW FUCKED I'M GOING TO BE 293 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,799 IF THEY PULL IT. 294 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,501 I SPENT THE DAY RAISING MONEY, TOO. 295 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,070 IT'S INCREDIBLE, ISN'T IT? 296 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,938 IMAGINE IF THE WHOLE FUTURE OF THE MUSEUM 297 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,006 THAT YOU'VE DEDICATED 298 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,741 THE LAST FOUR YEARS OF YOUR LIFE TO 299 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:22,111 WERE DEPENDING ON IT. 300 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,445 ACTUALLY, THE FUTURE 301 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,248 OF A LOT OF CHILDREN'S EDUCATIONS DEPENDS 302 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,518 ON WHETHER I RAISE THIS MONEY. 303 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:29,685 I WASN'T SUGGESTING 304 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,086 THAT IT'S ANY LESS IMPORTANT, TINA. 305 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,254 I MEAN, IT BREAKS MY HEART. 306 00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:33,255 IT DOES, 307 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,423 BUT DO YOU WANT THOSE KIDS TO GROW UP 308 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,992 IN A WORLD WITHOUT ART? 309 00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:38,560 NO. 310 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:41,486 OF COURSE NOT. 311 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,239 YOU SAID YOU HAD SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT 312 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,239 THIS MORNING? 313 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:54,098 IT WAS NOTHING. 314 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,924 I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOOD NIGHT. 315 00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:10,815 GOOD NIGHT. 316 00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:15,331 UM, I'M SORRY ABOUT DINNER. 317 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,866 IT'S A HABIT. 318 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,267 I'M TRYING TO BREAK IT. 319 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:22,193 IT'S NOT ALL YOUR FAULT. 320 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,079 I HOPE YOU'LL FEEL LIKE TALKING TO ME TOMORROW. 321 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:33,037 I THINK MAYBE I WILL. 322 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,141 OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GREAT. 323 00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,749 ALICE, WE'RE NOT BACK TOGETHER. 324 00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:09,151 WELL, I'M JUST SAYING HI. 325 00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:10,519 HI. 326 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,488 SO, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE... 327 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,522 TOGETHER? 328 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:14,757 I'M STAYING AT THE HOUSE 329 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,192 UNTIL I GET A PLACE OF MY OWN. 330 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,192 NICE! 331 00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:18,394 NICE. 332 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,394 THIS IS GOOD! 333 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,429 THIS IS GOOD, THIS IS GOOD. 334 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,463 THIS IS GOOD! 335 00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:23,632 YEAH, I'M... 336 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,267 I'M JUST GOING TO GO SEE KIT. 337 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,668 YEAH, WELL, SHE'S IN THE BACK 338 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:27,536 WITH SOME HUNKA-HUNKA BURNIN' LOVE. 339 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,537 I DON'T KNOW. 340 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,406 BENJAMIN BRADSHAW. 341 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,674 OH, WHO IS HE? 342 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,042 HE'S THIS BUSINESS GURU. 343 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:35,978 AND NOW SHE'S GETTING A PRIVATE CONSULTATION. 344 00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:37,201 OH, OKAY. 345 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,184 OKAY. 346 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,086 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 347 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,222 I MEAN, UM... 348 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,456 ARE YOU GUYS NOT TOGETHER? 349 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,392 BECAUSE YOU... YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE. 350 00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:54,785 WELL, LET'S JUST SAY I'M NOT RULING IT OUT. 351 00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:00,202 OKAY, SO SHE WAS COOL WITH THE... 352 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,303 SHE DIDN'T FREAK? 353 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:02,304 WHAT... 354 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:03,705 I HAVEN'T TOLD HER YET. 355 00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,074 WHAT? 356 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,809 BUT SHE'S GOT TO KNOW. 357 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,244 SHE MUST KNOW. 358 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,045 I MEAN, SHE'S GOT TO KNOW. 359 00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:11,346 IS SHE FUCKING BLIND? 360 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,482 BETTE'S PRETTY WRAPPED UP IN HERSELF. 361 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,250 SHE DOESN'T ALWAYS SEE WHAT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. 362 00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,852 IT'S A PROBLEM. 363 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,422 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN ONE OF OUR PROBLEMS. 364 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:22,591 YEAH, TINA, THIS ISN'T REALLY JUST A BETTE PROBLEM. 365 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:23,947 YOU HAVE TO TELL HER. 366 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,653 COME IN! 367 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,067 HEY, BABY SIS. 368 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:34,203 BENJAMIN BRADSHAW, 369 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,704 THIS IS MY LITTLE SISTER, BETTE PORTER. 370 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,272 NICE TO MEET YOU. 371 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:38,274 WELL, KIT'S TOLD ME 372 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,742 SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. 373 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,310 I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH 374 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,845 SOME DIFFICULTY LATELY. 375 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,446 IF YOU FEEL YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO... 376 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,014 UH, UH, BENJAMIN, 377 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:47,998 SHE'S NOT READY FOR THAT RIGHT NOW. 378 00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:52,588 BENJAMIN AND I 379 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,456 HAVE BEEN GOING OVER LAST MONTH'S STATEMENTS, 380 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,859 AND YOU WOULD BE AMAZED 381 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,027 AT THE RESULTS OF MY WORK IN T.O.E. 382 00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:01,196 TOE? 383 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,465 UH, T-O-E. 384 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:04,566 THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING. 385 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,135 IT'S A PHYSICS PRINCIPLE 386 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,770 UNITING OUR UNDERSTANDING 387 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,973 OF THE FUNDAMENTAL FORCES OF NATURE 388 00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,341 INTO A SINGLE EQUATION 389 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,843 THAT'S APPLICABLE TO EVERY QUESTION 390 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,378 ABOUT LIFE ON EARTH. 391 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:20,916 IT'S THE BASIS OF MY SYSTEM OF PERSONAL TRANSFORMATION. 392 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,619 BETTE, SINCE MY WORK IN T.O.E., 393 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:24,820 THE PLANET 394 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,222 HAS GONE FROM BEING IN THE RED TO BLACK. 395 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,723 AND? 396 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:28,857 AND I'VE PREPAID THE MORTGAGE 397 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:29,892 THROUGH SEPTEMBER. 398 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,360 AND... 399 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:35,898 AND BENJAMIN IS THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 400 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,066 WELL, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS AFTER, 401 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,166 BUT THANK YOU. 402 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:40,335 I WAS GOING TO SAY... 403 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:41,804 AND YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN KIT 404 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:45,007 WHEN SHE ATTENDS THE ADVANCED SEMINAR NEXT MONTH. 405 00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:47,642 I'LL WAIVE THE INTRODUCTORY COURSE FOR YOU 406 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,145 BECAUSE KIT TELLS ME 407 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,313 YOU'RE VERY ACCOMPLISHED IN YOUR OWN RIGHT. 408 00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,115 THANK YOU. 409 00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:54,572 I GUESS. 410 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:56,908 WELL, UM... 411 00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:02,158 JUST, YOU KNOW, LET ME KNOW WHEN THE NEXT SEMINAR IS, 412 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,381 AND I WILL GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT. 413 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,069 YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALLY DON'T KNOW. 414 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,639 IS JENNY ALWAYS SO WEIRD? 415 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,374 SHE'S NOT WEIRD. 416 00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:21,944 SHE'S GREAT. 417 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:25,380 THAT'S, YOU KNOW, SHE'S CONSTANTLY IN HER HEAD. 418 00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:26,548 CARMEN, SHE'S A WRITER. 419 00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:29,284 SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT. 420 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,520 OKAY, SO WILL YOU 421 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,854 TAKE A LISTEN TO THIS, PLEASE, 422 00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:34,389 AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU THINK THEY'LL BE DOWN FOR IT? 423 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,724 I MEAN, I REALLY DON'T HAVE 424 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,327 THAT MUCH OF A SENSE OF DANA AND TONYA, SO... 425 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:43,331 THAT WOULD HELP. 426 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:46,057 YOU... YOU KISSED HER. 427 00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:48,537 WHAT? 428 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,571 YOU KISSED JENNY. 429 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:50,605 OH, OKAY. 430 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:51,674 RIGHT, YEAH. 431 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:52,908 RIGHT? YEAH. 432 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:56,378 YEAH, YEAH, I DID, BUT, UM... 433 00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:57,879 IT WAS JUST THE CIRCUMSTANCES. 434 00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,248 I MEAN... 435 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,816 I DIDN'T THINK THAT YOU WOULD MIND. 436 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,850 THEN, NO, AND I... 437 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:02,851 HEY, AND I DON'T. 438 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,853 OKAY, GOOD. 439 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,056 THANK GOD. 440 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,526 YOU SHOULD, UM... 441 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,584 YOU SHOULD GIVE HER A CHANCE. 442 00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:16,398 YEAH? 443 00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:17,621 YEAH. 444 00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,270 YOU KNOW WHAT? 445 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:26,274 WHAT? 446 00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:28,933 DON'T TRY TO HOOK ME UP. 447 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:31,817 BYE. 448 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,158 SO, LOOK, IF SHE WANTS HER STORY DONE 449 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,626 AND DONE RIGHT 450 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,228 SHE'S GOING TO DO A DEAL WITH VERONICA BLOOM. 451 00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:47,429 UH, VERONICA, YOU CALLED ME... 452 00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:48,430 MAYBE, BUT I NEED SOMEBODY 453 00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:49,465 TO PRIME HER FIRST 454 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,166 BEFORE I GO IN AND DO MY THING. 455 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,601 I'M RIGHT BESIDE YOU. 456 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,469 YEAH, AND SO IS YOUR FRED SEGAL HAIRCUT 457 00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:55,737 AND YOUR PRADA SUIT. 458 00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:56,939 LOOK, I NEED SOMEBODY 459 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,640 WHO LOOKS RELATIVELY HUMAN, 460 00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:01,409 OR AT LEAST IS A CREDIBLE SIMULATION, 461 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,311 AND THAT'S WHERE HAIR GIRL COMES IN. 462 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:04,613 FUCK YOU. 463 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:05,614 HEY, HEY. 464 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,881 PLEASE. IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 465 00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:08,483 JUST GET IN THE CAR. 466 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:09,685 SHANE... 467 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,119 SHANE... 468 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,956 SHANE, GET IN THE CAR! 469 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,090 SHANE... 470 00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,126 COME HERE, SHANE. COME ON, COME ON. 471 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,262 I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU, BABY. 472 00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:21,496 AFTER WE CLINCH THE DEAL, 473 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,798 WE CAN GO GET A MANI, PEDI! 474 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:23,898 COME ON! 475 00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:24,934 COME ON, SHANE! 476 00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,001 COME ON. 477 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,537 I TALKED TO TINA LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT. 478 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,537 WE'RE GOING TO LOOK AT APARTMENTS 479 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,639 NEXT WEEK. 480 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,140 THE FUCKING PEABODY FOUNDATION 481 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,043 HASN'T AWARDED US A SINGLE FUCKING PENNY. 482 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,610 THEY'VE PULLED OUR FUNDING. 483 00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:38,502 OH, THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER PAGE. 484 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,846 SHIT. 485 00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:54,463 WAIT A MINUTE. 486 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,665 TINA GOT A PEABODY? 487 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:59,835 OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS, THEY ARE AWARDING US $100,000! 488 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,603 YOU DID IT! 489 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:04,239 OH, MY GOD. 490 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,263 WAIT A MINUTE. 491 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,512 I DON'T THINK THEY'RE GIVING US ANOTHER ONE. 492 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,406 OSCAR IS GOING TO FLIP! 493 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,849 CAN YOU GUYS EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE? 494 00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:45,280 HELLO. 495 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,582 BETTE? 496 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,517 I'M HERE. 497 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,519 ARE YOU OKAY? 498 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:51,720 WHY DO YOU ASK? 499 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,978 I SAW THE PEABODY POSTING. 500 00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:58,248 CONGRATULATIONS. 501 00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:03,865 I'M SORRY, BETTE. 502 00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:07,969 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO? 503 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,071 WELL, MAYBE YOU COULD SUPPORT ME. 504 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:10,439 I'LL TAKE SOME TIME OFF FROM WORK 505 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:11,740 AND START LOOKING INTO A NEW CAREER. 506 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,575 THAT'S NOT FAIR, BETTE. 507 00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:14,977 WHY DID YOU EVEN GO AFTER THE PEABODY? 508 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,445 WAS IT SOME KIND OF VENDETTA AGAINST ME? 509 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,247 YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS. 510 00:22:18,271 --> 00:22:21,082 OH, I AGREE. IT'S RIDICULOUS TO THINK 511 00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:22,784 THAT JUST BECAUSE I SHARED MY LIFE WITH YOU 512 00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:23,919 AND SUPPORTED YOU 513 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,087 THAT YOU HAVE ANY COMPUNCTION AT ALL 514 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:26,991 ABOUT FUCKING WITH MY LIVELIHOOD. 515 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,625 YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST WARNED ME. 516 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:32,093 IT'S NOT SO EASY TO TELL YOU THINGS, BETTE. 517 00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:33,696 NOT EVERYTHING IS EASY, TINA. 518 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,930 BUT... 519 00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,365 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GETTING UPSET NOW, 520 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:39,189 SO I'M GOING TO HANG UP THE PHONE. 521 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,395 FUCK! 522 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:49,333 FUCK! 523 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,119 WE JUST GOT A PHONE CALL. 524 00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:59,154 HELENA PEABODY IS ON HER WAY OVER HERE. 525 00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:00,388 RIGHT NOW? 526 00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:01,623 YES. 527 00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:03,758 WE GOT THE BIGGEST GRANT THAT THEY GAVE. 528 00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:04,826 NOBODY ELSE GOT AS MUCH MONEY. 529 00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:07,228 SHE'S COMING WITH A CAMERA CREW. 530 00:23:07,252 --> 00:23:09,686 IT WAS YOUR PROPOSAL, TINA. 531 00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:15,737 OKAY, LET'S GET THIS PLACE LOOKING SHARP, 532 00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:17,573 WE DON'T WANT HER TO THINK THAT WE DON'T NEED THE MONEY. 533 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:19,096 OKAY. 534 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,212 SO THE WOMAN WE'RE ABOUT TO MEET 535 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,314 WAS A PROSTITUTE. 536 00:23:25,338 --> 00:23:26,848 SHE WAS RUN BY THE RUSSIAN MOB 537 00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:28,417 UNTIL THEY TRIED TO TAKE HER DAUGHTER AWAY. 538 00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:30,085 SHE GOES UP AGAINST THEM, WHICH NOBODY DOES, 539 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:31,719 AND GETS OUT ALIVE. 540 00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:33,188 THEY ALREADY FUCKED UP HER FACE, YOU'LL SEE. 541 00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:35,557 WE WANT TO MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF HER STORY. 542 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:38,527 WHAT WE'RE AFTER HERE IS HER LIFE RIGHTS. 543 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:40,262 PRISCILLA NABOCHENKO 544 00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:43,120 IS GOING TO SELL US THE RIGHTS TO HER LIFE. 545 00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:49,704 WOW. 546 00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:50,939 THE WOMAN SURE KNOWS 547 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:53,483 HOW TO CREATE A MEDIA EVENT. 548 00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,681 HOLY SHIT. 549 00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:02,606 WHERE'S TINA KENNARD? 550 00:24:09,415 --> 00:24:11,026 YOU WROTE THIS PROPOSAL? 551 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:12,649 YES. 552 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,164 IT BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES. 553 00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:19,634 THANK YOU. 554 00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:22,370 TINA, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME THE GRAND TOUR 555 00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:24,072 OF THE HEADQUARTERS FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE? 556 00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:25,395 UH... 557 00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:28,876 SURE. 558 00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:29,900 RIGHT THIS WAY. 559 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:36,051 OH, MY GOD, 560 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:38,187 IT'S GOING TO BE SUCH A GREAT BACHELORETTE PARTY. 561 00:24:38,211 --> 00:24:39,488 I KNOW. 562 00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:41,356 SO WHAT WERE YOU SAYING ABOUT ME? 563 00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:43,625 I THOUGHT YOU HAD GREAT TITS. 564 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,727 YOU NOTICED MY TITS? 565 00:24:45,751 --> 00:24:46,795 RIGHT AWAY. 566 00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:49,263 OH, COME ON. 567 00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:51,066 THEY WERE LIKE, "HELLO THERE." 568 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,267 THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU? 569 00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:53,267 I MEAN, THAT'S CRAZY. 570 00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:54,269 A WHOLE CONVERSATION. 571 00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:55,692 OKAY. 572 00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:01,777 SO HOW ABOUT YOU WITH ME? 573 00:25:01,801 --> 00:25:04,479 UM... 574 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,847 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A HOTTIE. 575 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:06,882 GET OUT. 576 00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:08,015 I DID. 577 00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:16,859 DID YOU REALLY? 578 00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:19,661 YEAH. 579 00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:21,730 REALLY. 580 00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:46,254 DANA? 581 00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:48,323 YEAH? 582 00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:51,748 YOU HAVE A REALLY NICE ASS. 583 00:26:10,536 --> 00:26:11,880 GOD... 584 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:12,880 OH, GOD. 585 00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:13,915 TAKE ME... 586 00:26:13,939 --> 00:26:15,283 JUST TAKE ME NOW. 587 00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:17,252 OKAY. 588 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:18,519 OKAY, HERE. 589 00:26:18,543 --> 00:26:19,710 HELP ME. 590 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,325 I JUST WANT TO... 591 00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:27,918 JUST KISS ME. 592 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:33,968 TAKE MY PANTS OFF. 593 00:26:33,992 --> 00:26:35,403 TAKE MY PANTS OFF. 594 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,105 OKAY. OKAY. 595 00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:37,872 THEY'RE TIGHT. 596 00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:38,928 YEAH. 597 00:26:42,501 --> 00:26:43,845 OKAY, PULL. 598 00:26:43,869 --> 00:26:46,848 OH, GOD, I JUST WANT TO FUCK YOU. 599 00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:48,438 PULL. 600 00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:50,685 OH... 601 00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:52,153 ARE YOU OKAY? 602 00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:53,054 YEAH. 603 00:26:53,078 --> 00:26:54,055 YOU OKAY? YEAH, YEAH. 604 00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:57,647 ARE YOU OKAY? YEAH. 605 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,197 GET IT OFF! 606 00:27:03,221 --> 00:27:04,299 I CAN'T. 607 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:06,168 IT'S TIGHT. 608 00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:07,472 DON'T RIP IT. 609 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:09,326 UGH! 610 00:27:29,715 --> 00:27:31,125 ARE YOU OKAY? 611 00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:32,728 I WANT MORE OF YOU. 612 00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:34,551 OH... 613 00:27:38,356 --> 00:27:39,534 NO, NO. 614 00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:41,469 FINGERS... 615 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:44,060 FINGERS. MORE FINGERS. 616 00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:25,880 YOU ARE MAKING THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE 617 00:28:25,904 --> 00:28:27,282 IF YOU SIGN WITH THE BRUCKHEIMERS. 618 00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:30,252 DO YOU KNOW WHO VERONICA BLOOM IS? 619 00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:32,287 AARON, THAT'S ENOUGH. 620 00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:35,212 WHY DON'T WE LET PRISCILLA HAVE A MINUTE TO BREATHE? 621 00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:38,626 WHAT? 622 00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:41,130 YOU STAY HERE. 623 00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:56,111 YOU WANT SOME FRUIT JUICE 624 00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:57,612 OR SOMETHING? 625 00:28:57,636 --> 00:28:59,347 OH, NO. 626 00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:02,305 NO, NO, NO, I'M OKAY, THANK YOU. 627 00:29:04,943 --> 00:29:06,187 SO WHAT DO YOU DO FOR THE MOVIES? 628 00:29:06,211 --> 00:29:08,656 ARE YOU, LIKE, A PRODUCER OR SOMETHING? 629 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:11,293 FUCK, NO. 630 00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:13,250 I'M A HAIRSTYLIST... 631 00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:19,133 AND I GUESS I'M VERONICA'S ASSISTANT, TOO. 632 00:29:19,157 --> 00:29:20,302 REALLY. 633 00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:21,335 HAIRSTYLIST. 634 00:29:21,359 --> 00:29:23,126 YUP. 635 00:29:24,663 --> 00:29:27,175 THAT'S SOMETHING I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO. 636 00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:29,366 YOU COULD DO IT. 637 00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:37,119 YOU KNOW, I, UH... 638 00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:39,353 I USED TO DO WHAT YOU DO, KIND OF. 639 00:29:39,377 --> 00:29:43,691 REALLY? 640 00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:48,330 YEAH, I USED TO TRICK AROUND SANTA MONICA BOULEVARD, 641 00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:51,833 AND, UH, THERE WAS THIS GUY. 642 00:29:51,857 --> 00:29:54,035 HE WAS, YOU KNOW, HE WAS WEIRD, 643 00:29:54,059 --> 00:29:55,704 BUT HE WAS OKAY. 644 00:29:55,728 --> 00:29:59,862 HE SENT ME TO HAIRDRESSING SCHOOL. 645 00:30:07,572 --> 00:30:09,305 IS SHE OKAY? 646 00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:17,258 WELL, I GUESS I CALLED IT, 647 00:30:17,282 --> 00:30:19,160 DIDN'T I, SHANE? 648 00:30:19,184 --> 00:30:20,249 YOU'RE THE CLOSER. 649 00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:23,565 YES, I KNOW. 650 00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:24,565 V, THAT IS AWESOME. 651 00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:25,667 CONGRATULATIONS. 652 00:30:25,691 --> 00:30:27,335 I HAD TO ADD A CAVEAT IN WRITING 653 00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:28,837 TO HER DEAL MEMO. 654 00:30:28,861 --> 00:30:31,439 PRISCILLA NOW HAS IT IN HER DEAL 655 00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:35,409 THAT SHE GETS TO WORK WITH YOU. 656 00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:37,078 OH, VERONICA, THAT'S NOT COOL. 657 00:30:37,102 --> 00:30:40,115 IT'S TOTALLY COOL, SHANE. 658 00:30:40,139 --> 00:30:41,616 WE DID IT. 659 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,017 WE DID IT. WE FUCKING DID IT. 660 00:30:43,041 --> 00:30:46,287 THIS IS GOING TO BE A PHENOMENAL PROJECT! 661 00:30:46,311 --> 00:30:48,556 TOTAL ACADEMY AWARDS TIME. 662 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:51,992 I AM THINKING ANGELINA JOLIE. 663 00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:53,928 MAYBE JULIA ROBERTS... 664 00:30:53,952 --> 00:30:55,029 MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL 665 00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:58,154 IF WE WANT TO DO SOMETHING REALLY QUIRKY. 666 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:02,771 YOU KNOW, THIS IS GREAT. 667 00:31:02,795 --> 00:31:06,774 AND YOU SHOULD ALL BE REALLY PROUD OF YOURSELVES. 668 00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:08,676 EXCUSE ME. I'M JUST GOING TO... 669 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:09,911 CUT. 670 00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:11,145 I'M JUST GOING TO... I'LL BE BACK. 671 00:31:11,169 --> 00:31:13,169 I'LL COME BACK AND TALK TO YOU, OKAY? 672 00:31:15,774 --> 00:31:17,173 WHEN'S YOUR BABY DUE? 673 00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:20,655 OH... 674 00:31:20,679 --> 00:31:21,956 I'M AT 14 WEEKS. 675 00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:23,880 ARE YOU HAVING TWINS? 676 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:29,797 HEY, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 677 00:31:29,821 --> 00:31:33,034 I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE. 678 00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:34,636 THAT'S OKAY. 679 00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:36,740 I-I'M JUST STARTING TO GET USED TO SHOWING. 680 00:31:38,863 --> 00:31:41,064 I FIND IT QUITE SEXY, ACTUALLY. 681 00:31:43,268 --> 00:31:46,047 MY KIDS ARE STILL IN NEW YORK. 682 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:49,050 CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I MISS THEM. 683 00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:50,285 YOU HAVE CHILDREN? 684 00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:51,285 MM... 685 00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:52,353 ONE ADOPTED, 686 00:31:52,377 --> 00:31:54,623 ONE MY PARTNER GAVE BIRTH TO. 687 00:31:54,647 --> 00:31:55,756 OH. 688 00:31:55,780 --> 00:31:57,825 WE'RE SEPARATED. 689 00:31:57,849 --> 00:32:01,195 JUST TO GET THAT OUT OF THE WAY. 690 00:32:01,219 --> 00:32:04,532 MY PARTNER AND I ARE, TOO. 691 00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:06,101 I'M DOING THIS ON MY OWN. 692 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:09,704 YOU KNOW, I HAVE A FEELING YOU AND I ARE GOING TO FIND OUT 693 00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:11,473 WE HAVE QUITE A LOT IN COMMON. 694 00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:15,731 HAVE DINNER WITH ME TONIGHT. 695 00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:21,849 MY FRIEND IS HAVING THIS BACHELORETTES PARTY, 696 00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:23,685 AND I HAVE TO... 697 00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:24,685 TINA... 698 00:32:24,709 --> 00:32:26,054 EXCUSE ME. 699 00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:27,221 UH, BETTE'S HERE. 700 00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:28,478 SHE'S GOT FLOWERS. 701 00:32:36,187 --> 00:32:37,798 THAT'S MY EX. 702 00:32:37,822 --> 00:32:40,802 I'VE BEEN THERE. 703 00:32:40,826 --> 00:32:42,370 GO AHEAD. 704 00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:44,962 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. EXCUSE ME. 705 00:32:50,835 --> 00:32:53,982 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 706 00:32:54,006 --> 00:32:55,616 I'M REALLY SORRY THAT WE FOUGHT. 707 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,485 I JUST... 708 00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:58,552 I WANT TO TRY TO MAKE IT UP. 709 00:32:58,576 --> 00:33:00,888 WELL, MAYBE, BUT NOT RIGHT NOW. 710 00:33:00,912 --> 00:33:03,091 RIGHT NOW I'M DOING SOMETHING. 711 00:33:03,115 --> 00:33:04,893 WELL, YOU KNOW, 712 00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:06,294 YOU SAID SOME PRETTY HURTFUL THINGS, TOO. 713 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,895 I'M JUST HERE TO SAY LET'S LEAVE IT BEHIND US, 714 00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:09,597 AND, YOU KNOW, WE WERE DOING WELL. 715 00:33:09,621 --> 00:33:10,732 YEAH, AND I'M SAYING 716 00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:12,099 YOU CAN'T JUST THROW FLOWERS AT IT 717 00:33:12,123 --> 00:33:13,701 AND EXPECT IT TO GO AWAY. 718 00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:16,171 NOT EVERYTHING CAN BE ON YOUR TIME, BETTE. 719 00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,774 HELLO, BETTE. 720 00:33:20,798 --> 00:33:23,411 I'LL BE JUST A MINUTE, HELENA. 721 00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:24,412 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 722 00:33:24,436 --> 00:33:27,415 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 723 00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:30,952 I'M HERE TO PUBLICIZE OUR GRANT ANNOUNCEMENTS. 724 00:33:30,976 --> 00:33:32,486 THE FOUNDATION WANTS TO SEND A MESSAGE 725 00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:33,554 ABOUT OUR NEW AGENDA. 726 00:33:33,578 --> 00:33:36,023 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 727 00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:38,927 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND? 728 00:33:38,951 --> 00:33:40,128 BETTE... 729 00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:41,295 IT'S REALLY NONE OF MY BUSINESS, 730 00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:42,597 BUT TINA DOESN'T SEEM TO THINK 731 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:43,798 SHE REALLY IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND 732 00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:44,799 ANY LONGER. 733 00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:46,034 WELL, THAT WOULD BE RIGHT. 734 00:33:46,058 --> 00:33:47,535 IT REALLY IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 735 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:49,437 STOP IT. 736 00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:51,572 TINA, I'M SORRY. 737 00:33:51,596 --> 00:33:52,974 YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T BE DEALING 738 00:33:52,998 --> 00:33:54,008 WITH THIS KIND OF NONSENSE, 739 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:56,633 ESPECIALLY NOT IN YOUR CONDITION. 740 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:00,618 WHAT CONDITION IS THAT? 741 00:34:28,934 --> 00:34:30,812 TONYA, HONEY. 742 00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:32,447 OH, CRAP! 743 00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:33,547 YOU DON'T WANT HER TO SEE IT. 744 00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:34,616 GOOD CALL, MOM. 745 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:35,850 IT'S NO SWEAT, PRINCESS. 746 00:34:35,874 --> 00:34:37,285 I'LL STOW IT IN THE CAR. 747 00:34:37,309 --> 00:34:38,941 OH, YOU CUTIE. 748 00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:41,723 YOO-HOO! 749 00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:43,827 HOW ARE THE BACHELORETTE GIFT BAGS COMING? 750 00:34:48,153 --> 00:34:50,164 LOOK AT THESE TWO... 751 00:34:50,188 --> 00:34:51,166 SO HARD WORKING 752 00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:53,550 WHEN WE WERE OUT HAVING FUN. 753 00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:57,838 POOKIE... OH, YOU HAVE TO... 754 00:34:57,862 --> 00:34:58,973 MOM, NOW, THIS IS ALICE. 755 00:34:58,997 --> 00:35:00,508 THIS IS DANA'S BEST FRIEND. 756 00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:03,177 THIS IS MY MOM, DOTTIE. 757 00:35:03,201 --> 00:35:04,867 HI! 758 00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:07,281 HI. 759 00:35:07,305 --> 00:35:08,283 HELLO. 760 00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:09,584 OH, AND, POOKIE, 761 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:10,785 WE HAVE TO SHOW YOU WHAT WE BOUGHT. 762 00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:11,853 OH, YOU WILL JUST DIE. 763 00:35:11,877 --> 00:35:13,157 COME ON. 764 00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:17,559 I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU... 765 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:20,717 COME ON. COME. COME SEE! 766 00:35:50,115 --> 00:35:52,527 MONSTROSITY. 767 00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:57,865 HI. 768 00:35:57,889 --> 00:36:00,001 CAN I HELP YOU, PLEASE? 769 00:36:00,025 --> 00:36:01,892 WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU? 770 00:36:07,265 --> 00:36:08,545 OKAY. 771 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,927 STOP STARING. 772 00:36:26,951 --> 00:36:27,962 STOP STARING. 773 00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:29,263 WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU? 774 00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:31,232 SHE'S FLESH AND BLOOD JUST LIKE WE ARE. 775 00:36:31,256 --> 00:36:33,868 NO. 776 00:36:33,892 --> 00:36:36,270 SHE CAN'T HELP IT. 777 00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:38,572 MONSTROSITY... 778 00:36:41,966 --> 00:36:42,944 HELLO? 779 00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:45,579 HELLO! 780 00:36:45,603 --> 00:36:46,581 WHO IS THAT? 781 00:36:46,605 --> 00:36:48,871 IT'S BETTE. 782 00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:51,619 HI. 783 00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:52,620 I'M SORRY TO BUST IN ON YOU. 784 00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:53,654 I JUST... 785 00:36:53,678 --> 00:36:54,688 IS SHANE HERE? 786 00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:55,790 NO, NOT RIGHT NOW. 787 00:36:55,814 --> 00:36:57,925 DID YOU KNOW THAT TINA WAS PREGNANT? 788 00:36:57,949 --> 00:36:59,649 YEAH. 789 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,697 BETTE, YOU DIDN'T KNOW? 790 00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:10,004 OH, MY, GOD, HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW? 791 00:37:10,028 --> 00:37:12,807 BECAUSE I'M JUST THE BIGGEST FUCKING ASSHOLE IN THE UNIVERSE. 792 00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:14,342 I GUESS THAT'S HOW! 793 00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:17,478 BECAUSE I'M JUST SOME KIND OF HUGE COSMOLOGICAL JOKE 794 00:37:17,502 --> 00:37:19,013 IS WHAT I AM. 795 00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:21,371 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 796 00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:25,620 OKAY? 797 00:37:25,644 --> 00:37:30,157 UM, TINA OBVIOUSLY MUST HAVE GONE OUT OF HER WAY 798 00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:33,083 TO KEEP THIS A SECRET FROM YOU. 799 00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:39,066 SHE MUST HATE ME. 800 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:42,503 SHE MUST ACTUALLY FUCKING HATE ME. 801 00:37:42,527 --> 00:37:45,306 NO. 802 00:37:45,330 --> 00:37:49,377 SHE DOESN'T HATE YOU. 803 00:37:49,401 --> 00:37:51,534 COME HERE. 804 00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:55,438 COME HERE. 805 00:38:02,213 --> 00:38:04,692 I THINK THAT THIS 806 00:38:04,716 --> 00:38:07,116 IS SO MUCH MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT... 807 00:38:14,892 --> 00:38:17,327 AND YOU CAN'T GIVE UP, OKAY? 808 00:38:27,939 --> 00:38:29,138 YOU CUT YOUR HAIR. 809 00:38:31,175 --> 00:38:33,788 IT LOOKS GREAT... 810 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:34,955 WOW. 811 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:36,357 YOU LOOK GREAT. 812 00:38:36,381 --> 00:38:38,893 OKAY, I TAKE YOUR POINT, MAN. 813 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:39,994 YEAH. HIDDEN CAMERAS, MAN. 814 00:38:40,018 --> 00:38:41,028 IT'S THE WAY TO DO THIS. 815 00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:43,698 OH, FUCK. 816 00:38:43,722 --> 00:38:45,666 ALL RIGHT, WE WILL DO A FEW MORE, 817 00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:47,235 BUT STRATEGICALLY 818 00:38:47,259 --> 00:38:49,036 AND RESPECTFULLY PLACED. 819 00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:51,705 FUCK RESPECTFULLY. 820 00:38:51,729 --> 00:38:52,762 DUDE... 821 00:39:09,281 --> 00:39:12,359 AREN'T YOU GIRLS BRAVE 822 00:39:12,383 --> 00:39:14,595 TO GET WAY UP THERE? 823 00:39:14,619 --> 00:39:16,363 DON'T YOU LIKE THEM? 824 00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:18,432 ISN'T IT GREAT? 825 00:39:18,456 --> 00:39:20,401 OH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 826 00:39:23,795 --> 00:39:25,773 OH, WHO'S GOING TO GET IT? 827 00:39:25,797 --> 00:39:27,041 OOH, THERE YOU GO. 828 00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:29,443 NOW, LOOKIT, YOU HAVE TO DO THIS. 829 00:39:29,467 --> 00:39:31,033 SHARON, WATCH. 830 00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:34,904 THERE YOU GO. 831 00:39:37,476 --> 00:39:41,088 I'VE BEEN TO VEGAS, AND I THINK... 832 00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:42,289 SHARON, IT'S TIME TO MAKE YOUR TOAST, HONEY. 833 00:39:42,313 --> 00:39:43,958 OH, IS IT TIME? 834 00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:45,993 OKAY. 835 00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:48,162 OH, THANK YOU, DEAR. 836 00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:50,587 CARMEN... 837 00:39:53,424 --> 00:39:55,068 THANK YOU. 838 00:39:55,092 --> 00:39:56,703 EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE... 839 00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:57,927 EVERYONE? 840 00:40:00,164 --> 00:40:02,009 HI. I'M SHARON FAIRBANKS. 841 00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:03,033 I'M DANA'S MOTHER. 842 00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:07,815 WHEN MY DAUGHTER, 843 00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:10,885 THE BRIDE, 844 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,820 FIRST CAME OUT TO ME, I... 845 00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:15,689 I DIDN'T TAKE IT VERY WELL. 846 00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:18,859 ACTUALLY, I TOOK IT PRETTY BADLY... 847 00:40:18,883 --> 00:40:22,296 VERY BADLY. 848 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,932 BUT SINCE I'VE COME TO KNOW TONYA, 849 00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:28,468 I THINK IT'S ABSOLUTELY THE RIGHT THING 850 00:40:28,492 --> 00:40:31,105 FOR MY DAUGHTER. 851 00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:32,339 ISN'T THAT SWEET? 852 00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:33,674 DANA... 853 00:40:33,698 --> 00:40:36,276 I CAN SEE THAT YOU'VE FOUND LOVE... 854 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:40,180 AND IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT FORM IT TAKES. 855 00:40:40,204 --> 00:40:44,552 ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU'RE HAPPY. 856 00:40:44,576 --> 00:40:46,687 I LOVE YOU, DANA, 857 00:40:46,711 --> 00:40:48,855 AND I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW 858 00:40:48,879 --> 00:40:53,483 THAT I GIVE TONYA AND YOU MY BLESSING. 859 00:41:15,607 --> 00:41:17,050 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 860 00:41:29,687 --> 00:41:31,498 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 861 00:41:31,522 --> 00:41:33,667 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 862 00:41:33,691 --> 00:41:34,735 NOWHERE. I WAS. I WAS... 863 00:41:34,759 --> 00:41:36,859 I FORGOT A GIFT. 864 00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:43,678 I WAS GOING TO GET A GIFT. 865 00:41:43,702 --> 00:41:47,348 YOU DID IT, DIDN'T YOU? 866 00:41:47,372 --> 00:41:50,184 YOU AND DANA. 867 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:51,185 WHAT? NO. 868 00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:52,708 NO, NO, NO. 869 00:41:59,383 --> 00:42:01,717 YEAH. 870 00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:14,508 ALL RIGHT. 871 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:15,931 HAND ME THOSE PLIERS. 872 00:42:50,468 --> 00:42:51,678 ARE YOU SURE 873 00:42:51,702 --> 00:42:52,713 THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE OKAY? 874 00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:54,448 YEAH. I'M JUST GOING TO GO FIND KIT. 875 00:42:54,472 --> 00:42:55,716 OKAY. 876 00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:56,984 BUT THANKS FOR COMING WITH ME. 877 00:42:57,008 --> 00:42:58,288 GOOD LUCK. 878 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,057 HOW ARE YOU? 879 00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:04,058 I'M GOOD. 880 00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,092 I'M GLAD YOU SHOWED UP. 881 00:43:05,116 --> 00:43:08,028 WELL, I GOT SOME WRITING DONE, 882 00:43:08,052 --> 00:43:10,163 AND I HAD A BURST OF CONFIDENCE. 883 00:43:10,187 --> 00:43:11,599 SO THERE. 884 00:43:11,623 --> 00:43:12,855 GOOD. 885 00:43:17,362 --> 00:43:19,473 YOU SHOULD TALK TO HER. 886 00:43:19,497 --> 00:43:21,275 I CAN'T, SHANE. SHE THINKS I'M SO WEIRD. 887 00:43:22,534 --> 00:43:24,778 SHE DOES. 888 00:43:24,802 --> 00:43:27,314 YEAH, SHE PROBABLY DOES, 889 00:43:27,338 --> 00:43:33,320 BUT IF SHE'S AS COOL AS I KNOW SHE IS, 890 00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:35,890 IT WON'T PUT HER OFF. 891 00:43:35,914 --> 00:43:37,824 OKAY. 892 00:43:37,848 --> 00:43:39,182 WHAT SHOULD I DO? 893 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:45,966 IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA TO BRING THE DJ A DRINK. 894 00:43:45,990 --> 00:43:47,000 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 895 00:43:47,024 --> 00:43:48,335 YEAH. 896 00:43:48,359 --> 00:43:49,703 OKAY. 897 00:43:49,727 --> 00:43:54,608 UM, MAY I... HAVE A BEER, PLEASE? 898 00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:56,132 THANK YOU. 899 00:44:00,905 --> 00:44:03,005 OH, FUCK. 900 00:44:06,344 --> 00:44:07,320 HOW DO YOU LIKE THE PARTY? 901 00:44:07,344 --> 00:44:08,322 OH, IT'S GREAT. 902 00:44:08,346 --> 00:44:10,212 HAVE YOU SEEN ALICE? 903 00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:20,234 IT'S TIME FOR YOUR BACHELORETTE LAP DANCE. 904 00:44:20,258 --> 00:44:22,003 NO, NOT IN FRONT OF MY MOTHER. 905 00:44:22,027 --> 00:44:23,237 WHAT ARE YOU, SILLY? 906 00:44:23,261 --> 00:44:24,793 LOOK. 907 00:44:32,103 --> 00:44:33,383 I THINK SHE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME. 908 00:44:39,410 --> 00:44:40,354 CHECK IT OUT. 909 00:44:40,378 --> 00:44:41,388 THERE'S NINE ALTOGETHER. 910 00:44:41,412 --> 00:44:44,891 OH, FUCKING AWESOME. 911 00:44:44,915 --> 00:44:47,094 UM, WHAT ABOUT THE REST? 912 00:44:47,118 --> 00:44:48,429 WHAT REST? 913 00:44:48,453 --> 00:44:49,697 BEDROOMS, BATHROOM... 914 00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:52,098 DUDE, HAVE A LITTLE FUCKING RESPECT. 915 00:44:52,122 --> 00:44:53,234 THEY'RE MY ROOMMATES. 916 00:44:53,258 --> 00:44:55,191 JESUS. 917 00:45:01,399 --> 00:45:02,676 LOOK, I DIDN'T DO BATHROOMS, MAN. 918 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,111 THAT CROSSES A PERSONAL LINE FOR ME, BUT, UH... 919 00:45:04,135 --> 00:45:07,014 WE'RE IN. 920 00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:08,204 SWEET, MAN. 921 00:45:18,816 --> 00:45:21,962 HOW LONG HAVE YOU ALL KNOWN? 922 00:45:21,986 --> 00:45:23,897 NOT LONG. 923 00:45:23,921 --> 00:45:24,899 I MEAN, SHE WAS HIDING IT FROM EVERYBODY. 924 00:45:24,923 --> 00:45:25,899 SHE PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW 925 00:45:25,923 --> 00:45:26,923 WHAT TO SAY, BETTE. 926 00:45:28,593 --> 00:45:31,338 DON'T KILL YOURSELF OVER IT. 927 00:45:31,362 --> 00:45:32,907 YOU KNOW, IRONICALLY, 928 00:45:32,931 --> 00:45:34,074 I WAS ACTUALLY PLEASED TO SEE THAT SHE HAD PUT ON WEIGHT, 929 00:45:34,098 --> 00:45:35,642 BECAUSE I THOUGHT, NUMBER ONE, 930 00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:37,210 IT MEANS THAT IF SHE'S EATING TO COVER HER PAIN, 931 00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:40,081 THAT MEANS SHE'S REALLY ACTUALLY STILL IN LOVE WITH ME, 932 00:45:40,105 --> 00:45:41,214 AND TWO, IF SHE'S OVERWEIGHT, 933 00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:42,315 THEN MAYBE SHE MIGHT HAVE TROUBLE 934 00:45:42,339 --> 00:45:44,117 FINDING SOMEONE ELSE, 935 00:45:44,141 --> 00:45:46,501 SO I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE, EVENTUALLY, IF SHE COULD LET... 936 00:45:52,984 --> 00:45:55,084 JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH, WHO'S THAT? 937 00:45:57,354 --> 00:45:59,666 MAKE ME ANOTHER. MAKE IT A DOUBLE, PLEASE. 938 00:45:59,690 --> 00:46:03,626 HEY, BABY SIS, WHAT'S UP? 939 00:46:07,832 --> 00:46:09,777 WHO THAT? 940 00:46:09,801 --> 00:46:12,113 THAT'S HELENA PEABODY. 941 00:46:12,137 --> 00:46:15,982 I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE BROUGHT HER HERE. 942 00:46:16,006 --> 00:46:19,575 YOU WANT ME TO ASK HER TO LEAVE? 943 00:46:24,549 --> 00:46:25,392 CONGRATULATIONS. 944 00:46:25,416 --> 00:46:27,928 HI! 945 00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:29,029 HOW ARE YOU? 946 00:46:29,053 --> 00:46:30,597 GOOD, GOOD. 947 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:31,598 HI. 948 00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:33,333 HI. HELENA PEABODY. 949 00:46:33,357 --> 00:46:34,467 HI. 950 00:46:34,491 --> 00:46:35,703 THANK YOU. NICE TO MEET YOU. 951 00:46:35,727 --> 00:46:38,639 DANA, TONYA, THIS IS HELENA PEABODY. 952 00:46:38,663 --> 00:46:40,540 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND MY CRASHING YOUR PARTY. 953 00:46:40,564 --> 00:46:43,944 AT LEAST I DIDN'T COME EMPTY HANDED. 954 00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:45,346 FROM ME AND TINA. 955 00:46:45,370 --> 00:46:47,647 PRESENTS! 956 00:46:47,671 --> 00:46:51,207 JUST A FEW THINGS WE SCROUNGED UP. 957 00:46:52,710 --> 00:46:54,721 MM-HMM, HERE WE GO. 958 00:46:54,745 --> 00:46:58,092 THE PHILLIPS SENSEO COFFEE POT SYSTEM! 959 00:46:58,116 --> 00:47:00,927 OH, AND A KETTLE... 960 00:47:00,951 --> 00:47:02,729 WOW, THAT'S VERY, VERY GENEROUS. 961 00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:04,798 OH, HELLO. 962 00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:06,032 HELLO. 963 00:47:06,056 --> 00:47:08,056 I'M AFRAID I MAY HAVE OVERCOMPENSATED. 964 00:47:10,227 --> 00:47:11,572 YOU KNOW HOW IT IS 965 00:47:11,596 --> 00:47:13,073 WHEN YOU'RE THE UNINVITED GUEST. 966 00:47:13,097 --> 00:47:15,108 ACTUALLY, I'VE NEVER BEEN THE UNINVITED GUEST. 967 00:47:15,132 --> 00:47:17,778 I ALWAYS PREFER NOT TO GO WHERE I'M NOT WANTED. 968 00:47:17,802 --> 00:47:22,138 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HELENA'S NOT WANTED? 969 00:47:33,284 --> 00:47:36,229 INITIAL OBSERVATIONS AND THEORIES. 970 00:47:37,888 --> 00:47:41,835 THESE GIRLS TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING. 971 00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:43,403 NOW, I DON'T KNOW 972 00:47:43,427 --> 00:47:45,739 IF THAT'S, LIKE, STRICTLY A LESBIAN THING OR WHAT, 973 00:47:45,763 --> 00:47:48,741 BUT MAN, THESE GIRLS ARE ALL UP IN ONE ANOTHER'S BUSINESS. 974 00:47:48,765 --> 00:47:49,843 NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG. 975 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:51,512 I MEAN, I THINK THE TALK'S GREAT. 976 00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:53,213 I'M LOVING THE TALK, BUT, UH, 977 00:47:53,237 --> 00:47:54,748 I'VE GOT TO ADMIT 978 00:47:54,772 --> 00:47:56,250 I'M HOPING SOON WE'RE GOING TO GET TO PARTAKE 979 00:47:56,274 --> 00:47:57,607 IN A LITTLE, UH, ACTION. 980 00:48:17,495 --> 00:48:20,574 ALICE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE IGNORING US. 981 00:48:20,598 --> 00:48:22,642 NO, I... YOU KNOW... 982 00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:24,678 EVERYBODY! 983 00:48:24,702 --> 00:48:25,679 HI! 984 00:48:25,703 --> 00:48:30,350 EVERYBODY, THIS IS... 985 00:48:30,374 --> 00:48:32,552 DANA'S BEST FRIEND, 986 00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:34,321 AND SHE WANTS TO GIVE A TOAST. 987 00:48:36,547 --> 00:48:38,247 UM... 988 00:48:42,153 --> 00:48:45,766 UH... 989 00:48:45,790 --> 00:48:48,702 UH... 990 00:48:48,726 --> 00:48:51,071 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU TWO. 991 00:48:51,095 --> 00:48:54,274 UM... 992 00:48:54,298 --> 00:48:55,609 SORRY, I'M A LITTLE... 993 00:48:55,633 --> 00:48:57,144 I'VE-I'VE KNOWN DANA A LONG TIME, 994 00:48:57,168 --> 00:49:00,313 AND, UM, 995 00:49:00,337 --> 00:49:03,216 I GUESS, LIKE MOST THINGS 996 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:05,285 THAT ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES, 997 00:49:05,309 --> 00:49:07,855 YOU DON'T SEE JUST HOW WONDERFUL THEY ARE 998 00:49:07,879 --> 00:49:10,590 UNTIL THEY'RE GONE. 999 00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:14,461 UM... 1000 00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:15,663 TONYA... 1001 00:49:15,687 --> 00:49:19,599 UM... 1002 00:49:19,623 --> 00:49:26,073 YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST WOMAN ON EARTH. 1003 00:49:26,097 --> 00:49:31,244 TO MY FRIEND... 1004 00:49:31,268 --> 00:49:33,113 WHAT CAN I SAY. 1005 00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,749 UM... 1006 00:49:35,773 --> 00:49:39,808 CONGRATULATIONS. 1007 00:49:44,782 --> 00:49:47,983 I LOVE YOU, SO... 1008 00:49:50,822 --> 00:49:52,499 OKAY. 1009 00:50:48,412 --> 00:50:49,923 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE LEAVE, 1010 00:50:49,947 --> 00:50:51,747 QUIT TORTURING OURSELVES? 1011 00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:57,739 JUST SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO. 1012 00:51:22,313 --> 00:51:26,359 DANA, TONYA... 1013 00:51:26,383 --> 00:51:29,095 I LIFT MY GLASS 1014 00:51:29,119 --> 00:51:34,267 TO CARING AND KINDNESS AND TRUST 1015 00:51:34,291 --> 00:51:38,372 AND LONGEVITY AND RESPECT, 1016 00:51:38,396 --> 00:51:39,706 TO ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU'LL NEED 1017 00:51:39,730 --> 00:51:43,643 TO KEEP YOUR LOVE ALIVE. 1018 00:51:43,667 --> 00:51:48,982 I WISH YOU... HAPPINESS, 1019 00:51:49,006 --> 00:51:53,308 AND I HOPE THAT YOU FOREVER SPARE EACH OTHER PAIN... 1020 00:51:59,850 --> 00:52:04,464 AND IF YOU FIND THAT ISN'T POSSIBLE, 1021 00:52:04,488 --> 00:52:09,157 THEN I WISH YOU FORGIVENESS. 61334

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