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PREVIOUSLY ON THE L WORD...
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I'D HATE TO APPLY
TO BE OUR ROOMMATE.
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AFTERNOON, LADIES.
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MARK WAYLAND HERE.
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MY DIRECT-TO-VIDEO GIG PAYS.
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I CAN GIVE YOU FIRST, LAST,
SECURITY, AND SIX MONTHS' RENT
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UPFRONT, IN CASH.
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HAVE YOU EVER DONE
T.O.E. BEFORE, KIT?
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UH, NO.
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WELCOME TO THE
THEORY OF EVERYTHING.
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BENJAMIN AND T.O.E. ARE
GOING TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
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LADY WITH THE FLASHING EYES.
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HI. IT'S BETTE PORTER
FOR HELENA PEABODY.
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NICE TO MEET YOU.
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OUR MUSEUM HAS A
LONG-STANDING RELATIONSHIP
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WITH THE PEABODY FOUNDATION.
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WE ALWAYS FUNDED THE
ARTS VERY GENEROUSLY.
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BUT I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
SPEAKING IN THE PAST TENSE.
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I'M ALWAYS INTERESTED IN
PEOPLE WITH SPECIAL SKILLS.
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I STILL DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO.
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YOU'D BE MY NEW ASSISTANT.
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I DON'T GET IT. WHAT
DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
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DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?
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DON'T WORRY.
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I'VE MADE LOVE TO A
PREGNANT WOMAN BEFORE.
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NO!
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THIS IS MY BUDDY, GOMEY.
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YOU SO FUCKING SCORED.
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WILL YOU CUT MY HAIR?
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IT'S THE SECOND SET OF
ELEVATORS TO THE RIGHT.
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HOLY SHIT.
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MARK, YOU WILL NOT
BELIEVE WHAT I'M LOOKING AT.
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I CAN'T LIVE
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IN A STRANGER'S GUEST HOUSE
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AND I'M NOT GOING
BACK TO ALICE'S COUCH.
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I DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR
THAT I'M BEING PUNISHED
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FOR SOMETHING THAT I DIDN'T DO,
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SO I'M GOING TO STAY
IN THE GUEST ROOM
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UNTIL I FIND A PLACE OF MY OWN.
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WELCOME HOME.
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I'M NOT HOME.
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I'VE GAINED SOME WEIGHT.
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I DON'T CARE.
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YOU DON'T EVEN CARE?
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THAT'S NICE.
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NO, WHAT I MEANT TO SAY
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IS THAT I'M JUST HAPPY
TO BE LOOKING AT YOU...
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STANDING HERE IN OUR HOUSE.
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WELL?
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DEFINITELY AN AWARD WINNER.
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FUCK YOU, MAN.
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THIS IS A QUALITY FUCK TAPE.
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MARK HERE. TESTING. TESTING.
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WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
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I'M STARTING A NEW PROJECT.
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WELL, WHAT IS IT?
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YOU'LL SEE.
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MAN, I'M YOUR PARTNER.
YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME.
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LOOK, I'M NOT READY
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TO TALK ABOUT IT YET, OKAY?
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IT'S STILL IN ITS
CONCEPT STAGES,
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BUT I WILL TELL YOU
THAT IT IS GENIUS.
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WHAT?
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YOU JUST GOT CRUISED.
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DO YOU THINK SHE
WAS LOOKING AT ME?
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OH, YEAH. IN BROAD
DAYLIGHT, TOO.
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I LOVE MY HAIRCUT.
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I'M SORRY.
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I JUST WANTED TO GIVE
YOU SOME FRESH TOWELS.
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BETTE...
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THERE'S SOMETHING I
NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
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OKAY.
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UM, MAYBE LATER?
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WILL YOU BE HOME TONIGHT?
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I WILL BE IF YOU WANT ME TO BE.
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I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT THEN, OKAY?
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OKAY.
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HEY.
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MY NAME IS MARK WAYLAND,
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AND I LIVE IN A HOUSE
WITH TWO LESBIANS.
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NOW, I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING.
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YOU'RE WONDERING
IF I'VE HIT IT YET.
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WELL, THE THING IS
THEY'RE TWO REAL LESBIANS,
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OR ELSE I WOULD HAVE,
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BUT DON'T WORRY.
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I'M STILL GOING TO TRY.
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ANYWAY, THIS IS
GOING TO BE A PROJECT
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WHICH WILL OFFER INSIGHT...
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THIS IS FUCKING LAME.
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COME IN.
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SHUT THE DOOR.
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HERE. SIT.
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SO?
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DOES TINA HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
TO SEE AN APARTMENT TODAY?
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UH, NO, NOT TODAY.
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THE OWNER WASN'T
AVAILABLE, BUT...
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I WANT YOU TO TAKE YOUR TIME.
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DON'T PUSH IT.
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OKAY, BUT I THOUGHT
TINA NEEDS A PLACE TO...
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YOU CALL HER AT HOME
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AND TELL HER THAT
YOU'RE WORKING ON IT.
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I DON'T WANT YOU TO LIE,
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I JUST... WANT YOU
TO TAKE YOUR TIME.
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WHEN YOU SAY,
"CALL HER AT HOME,"
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SHOULD I CALL HER AT THE...
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AT OUR HOME.
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SHE MOVED BACK IN THIS MORNING.
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THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S
WHAT YOU WANTED, RIGHT?
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SO WHY DON'T I JUST CANCEL IT?
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SHE'S THINKING THAT
IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY.
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YOU KNOW, SHE'S STILL PLANNING
ON FINDING A PLACE OF HER OWN,
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AND I'M JUST HOPING THAT
ONCE SHE'S ENSCONCED,
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SHE'LL DECIDE TO STAY.
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I SEE.
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SO YOU WANT US TO
TAKE OUR TIME LOOKING,
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BUT STILL HELP TINA LOOK,
BUT NOT REALLY LOOK TOO HARD.
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EXACTLY.
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AW, FUCK, MARK. NOT AGAIN.
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PLEASE. TWO MINUTES.
JUST HEAR ME OUT, OKAY?
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I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.
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I THINK YOU'RE REALLY
GOING TO LIKE IT.
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WELL, I THINK THAT'S WILDLY
PRESUMPTUOUS OF YOU, MARK.
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HEY, SHANE...
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HELLO.
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MARK HERE, ASKING
THE GIRLS IF THEY'RE IN.
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I'M ABOUT TO SHOW THEM
THAT THIS IS MAINLY ABOUT ME,
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THAT I WOULD NEVER ASK
THEM TO EXPOSE THEMSELVES
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IF I WASN'T WILLING TO EXPOSE
MYSELF, LIKE, WAY MORE.
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FOR EXAMPLE, I MAY
TELL ABOUT THE TIME
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MY BOY GOMEY USED
TO HIDE IN THE CLOSET
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WHEN I BROUGHT GIRLS
BACK TO OUR DORM ROOM.
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THAT ISN'T EXACTLY A
SELF-REVELATION, MARK.
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OH, I'LL DIG.
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I CAN GO WAY DEEPER.
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AND WHAT DOES THIS
HAVE TO DO WITH US?
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RIGHT, OKAY, SO...
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I'M STARTING A NEW
PROJECT, ALL RIGHT?
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THAT'S GREAT.
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YES, IT IS GREAT.
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IT'S GOING TO BE KIND OF
LIKE THIS, UM, THIS JOURNAL
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OF MY LIFE WITH THE
TWO OF YOU GUYS.
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BASICALLY, IT'S JUST GOING TO
BE INTERVIEWS EVERY SO OFTEN,
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YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW
THE CAMERAS ARE AROUND.
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THE BEST THING I'VE
EVER DONE, REALLY,
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AND IF I CAN JUST
GET SOME FOOTAGE,
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WHICH, I MEAN,
OBVIOUSLY, I THINK I CAN,
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THEN I KNOW THAT I CAN
GET THIS THING FINANCED,
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AND WE CAN ALL GET PAID,
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WHICH IS SOMETHING I
KNOW YOU BOTH NEED.
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MARK, I THINK THAT
THERE'S A LOT OF "I"S
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CONTRADICTING THE "WE" S
IN YOUR RUN-ON SENTENCE.
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HMM...
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WELL, THAT IS BECAUSE
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I AM GOING TO HANDLE
ALL OF THE DETAILS
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WHILE YOU TWO JUST SIT BACK
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AND BE YOUR
GORGEOUS, SEXY SELVES
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AND GET PAID FOR THAT.
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PLUS, I MEAN,
HONESTLY THINK ABOUT
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HOW EDUCATIONAL
THIS IS GOING TO BE
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FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
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OH...
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WHAT DO YOU THINK HE MEANS,
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"PEOPLE LIKE US"?
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OH, MY. AW...
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WHAT DO YOU THINK HE MEANS?
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OH, I THINK HE'S REFERRING TO...
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BEAN-FIDDLERS.
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OH, THE BOBBING-
FOR-APPLE GIRLS.
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SAUCINESS. OH, YES.
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YES, THE GAY WOMEN.
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BUT, HONESTLY, GUYS, JUST THINK.
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I MEAN, THINK ABOUT HOW
MUCH YOU'RE GOING TO BE...
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I KNOW.
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HELPING OUT SOME
POOR LITTLE LONELY LEZ
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IN THE CLOSET IN THE MIDWEST
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WITHOUT A ROLE MODEL IN SIGHT.
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VERY IMPORTANT.
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THAT COULD BE YOU TOO.
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MM-HMM.
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OKAY.
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JUST TO SHOW YOU
HOW VERY CERTAIN I AM
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THAT I WILL GET THIS FUNDED,
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I'LL GIVE YOU BOTH 20
BUCKS APIECE, PER INTERVIEW,
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OF MY OWN MONEY.
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IS THIS GOING TO BE, LIKE, UH...
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WHAT'S THE THING CALLED? UH...
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OH! UH.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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RIGHT, RIGHT?
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"LESBIANS GONE WILD."
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SURE.
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OR IS THIS GOING TO
BE, LIKE, YOU KNOW...
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OR THE MAYSLES BROTHERS?
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MEETS D.A. PENNEBAKER
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WITH A LITTLE BIT OF NICK
BROOMFIELD THROWN IN THERE.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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WELL?
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OKAY.
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YES? OKAY?
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NO.
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NO. WE'LL THINK
ABOUT IT. MM-HMM.
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OKAY.
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HOW CUTE WOULD THESE BE
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IN THE BACHELORETTE GIFT BAGS?
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OH, MY GOD.
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UM, GUYS, GUYS?
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YEAH, UM,
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I COULD PROBABLY TAKE CARE
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OF THIS WHOLE GIFT-BAG
SHOPPING THING MYSELF.
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NO, NO. ARE YOU KIDDING?
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THIS IS, LIKE, THE BEST PART.
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OH, MY GOD.
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LADIES, HOW ABOUT
A LITTLE OF THIS?
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TONYA, TONYA...
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STOP!
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BUT IT'S NICE.
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STOP IT.
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SHE'S NOT A FAN,
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BUT I GUESS THIS
IS A LITTLE MORE
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UP YOUR ALLEY,
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ISN'T IT, ALICE?
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ACTUALLY, TONYA,
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THIS MIGHT BE A LITTLE
BIT MORE UP MY ALLEY.
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MORE THAN THIS?
YEAH, MAYBE A LITTLE.
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OH, REALLY? MM-HMM.
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OKAY, STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU.
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WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER
PUT IN YOUR MOUTH, AL?
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND
YOU BISEXUALS.
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I MEAN, REALLY.
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MAKE UP YOUR MINDS
ALREADY, RIGHT, HONEY?
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MAKE UP YOUR MINDS ALREADY.
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HEY, I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU.
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WHAT IS THE PRIMARY
LESBIAN SEX ACT?
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THE PRIMARY LESBIAN SEX ACT?
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YEAH, WELL, FOR STRAIGHT PEOPLE,
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IT'S FUCKING, RIGHT?
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MM-HMM.
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AND EVERYTHING WE DO,
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THE KISSING, THE FONDLING,
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THE FOREPLAY, NYAH-NYAH,
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ALL OF IT, IT LEADS UP
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TO THAT ONE ULTIMATE
FOREGONE CONCLUSION.
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AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
THAT LESBIANS DON'T FUCK?
244
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,105
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
245
00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:04,106
UNLESS WE'RE TALKING DILDOS,
246
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:06,275
WHICH IS COOL, BUT IT'S NOT...
247
00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,510
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?
248
00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,411
IT'S COMPLETELY POSSIBLE.
249
00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:10,580
WHOA, I'M JUST...
250
00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:13,082
I'M ASKING BECAUSE
I WANT TO KNOW.
251
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,450
I'M TRYING TO GAIN SOME
UNDERSTANDING HERE, PLEASE.
252
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,619
WHERE DO YOU LIVE, MARK?
253
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:18,987
IT'S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE.
254
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,189
I'M SORRY.
255
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,390
IS THIS A JOKE?
256
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,659
MARK, I MEAN, DO YOU
WANT US TO DEMONSTRATE?
257
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,027
BECAUSE THIS IS OBVIOUS
258
00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:28,196
WHAT THIS WHOLE THING
IS LEADING UP TO, RIGHT?
259
00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:29,432
HEY, NO, LOOK.
260
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:32,201
IF YOU WERE WRITING A NOVEL
261
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:35,738
AND YOU HAD SOME
QUESTIONS FOR ME,
262
00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:38,307
I'M JUST SIMPLY TRYING TO GAIN
SOME INSIGHT HERE, ALL RIGHT?
263
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:41,276
JUST SIMPLY TRYING
TO GAIN AN INSIGHT,
264
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,178
SOME UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE
265
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,047
FOR US GUYS WHO
DON'T UNDERSTAND,
266
00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:46,282
SOMETHING WE HAVEN'T HEARD
267
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,383
FROM ANYWHERE ELSE BEFORE.
268
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,784
GOD...
269
00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,719
DON'T BE SO AGGRESSIVE...
270
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:53,411
BECAUSE IT'S EMBARRASSING.
271
00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:02,097
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT.
272
00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:04,901
A SEX TIP FOR ALL US
HORNDOGS OUT THERE
273
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:10,906
FROM THE LESBIAN SEXUAL
CONQUISTADOR HERSELF.
274
00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:12,308
ALL RIGHT,
275
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,643
BOILERPLATE RELEASE
FORM I NEED YOU TO SIGN.
276
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,012
WHERE'D THE OTHER ONE GO?
277
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,212
UM, I NEED SHANE TO...
278
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,081
SHANE?
279
00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,406
WHAT, STILL TOO AGGRESSIVE?
280
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:37,533
HEY...
281
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,768
I MADE TOO MUCH.
282
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,370
DO YOU WANT ME
TO FIX YOU A PLATE?
283
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,773
NO, STAY. I'LL GO GET IT.
284
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,407
YOU LOOK REALLY GREAT.
285
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,365
YOU'RE KIND OF... GLOWING.
286
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,403
THANKS.
287
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,552
BETTE, I WANT TO
TELL YOU THAT...
288
00:12:56,576 --> 00:13:00,323
GOD, I HAD THE WORST
FUCKING DAY TODAY.
289
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,058
THANKS TO PEGGY
PEABODY'S CUNT DAUGHTER,
290
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,225
OUR GRANT IS IN JEOPARDY,
291
00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:06,162
AND FRANKLIN'S
COMPLETELY FLIPPING OUT.
292
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,064
YOU CAN'T IMAGINE HOW
FUCKED I'M GOING TO BE
293
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,799
IF THEY PULL IT.
294
00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,501
I SPENT THE DAY
RAISING MONEY, TOO.
295
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,070
IT'S INCREDIBLE, ISN'T IT?
296
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,938
IMAGINE IF THE WHOLE
FUTURE OF THE MUSEUM
297
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,006
THAT YOU'VE DEDICATED
298
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,741
THE LAST FOUR
YEARS OF YOUR LIFE TO
299
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:22,111
WERE DEPENDING ON IT.
300
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,445
ACTUALLY, THE FUTURE
301
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,248
OF A LOT OF CHILDREN'S
EDUCATIONS DEPENDS
302
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,518
ON WHETHER I RAISE THIS MONEY.
303
00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:29,685
I WASN'T SUGGESTING
304
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,086
THAT IT'S ANY LESS
IMPORTANT, TINA.
305
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,254
I MEAN, IT BREAKS MY HEART.
306
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:33,255
IT DOES,
307
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,423
BUT DO YOU WANT
THOSE KIDS TO GROW UP
308
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,992
IN A WORLD WITHOUT ART?
309
00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:38,560
NO.
310
00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:41,486
OF COURSE NOT.
311
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,239
YOU SAID YOU HAD SOMETHING
YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT
312
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,239
THIS MORNING?
313
00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:54,098
IT WAS NOTHING.
314
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,924
I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOOD NIGHT.
315
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:10,815
GOOD NIGHT.
316
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:15,331
UM, I'M SORRY ABOUT DINNER.
317
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,866
IT'S A HABIT.
318
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,267
I'M TRYING TO BREAK IT.
319
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:22,193
IT'S NOT ALL YOUR FAULT.
320
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,079
I HOPE YOU'LL FEEL LIKE
TALKING TO ME TOMORROW.
321
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:33,037
I THINK MAYBE I WILL.
322
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,141
OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GREAT.
323
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,749
ALICE, WE'RE NOT BACK TOGETHER.
324
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:09,151
WELL, I'M JUST SAYING HI.
325
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:10,519
HI.
326
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,488
SO, WHAT ARE YOU
GUYS DOING HERE...
327
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,522
TOGETHER?
328
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:14,757
I'M STAYING AT THE HOUSE
329
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,192
UNTIL I GET A PLACE OF MY OWN.
330
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,192
NICE!
331
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:18,394
NICE.
332
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,394
THIS IS GOOD!
333
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,429
THIS IS GOOD, THIS IS GOOD.
334
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,463
THIS IS GOOD!
335
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:23,632
YEAH, I'M...
336
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,267
I'M JUST GOING TO GO SEE KIT.
337
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,668
YEAH, WELL, SHE'S IN THE BACK
338
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:27,536
WITH SOME HUNKA-HUNKA
BURNIN' LOVE.
339
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,537
I DON'T KNOW.
340
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,406
BENJAMIN BRADSHAW.
341
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,674
OH, WHO IS HE?
342
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,042
HE'S THIS BUSINESS GURU.
343
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:35,978
AND NOW SHE'S GETTING
A PRIVATE CONSULTATION.
344
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:37,201
OH, OKAY.
345
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,184
OKAY.
346
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,086
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
347
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,222
I MEAN, UM...
348
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,456
ARE YOU GUYS NOT TOGETHER?
349
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,392
BECAUSE YOU... YOU
LOOK LIKE YOU ARE.
350
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:54,785
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
I'M NOT RULING IT OUT.
351
00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:00,202
OKAY, SO SHE WAS
COOL WITH THE...
352
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,303
SHE DIDN'T FREAK?
353
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:02,304
WHAT...
354
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:03,705
I HAVEN'T TOLD HER YET.
355
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,074
WHAT?
356
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,809
BUT SHE'S GOT TO KNOW.
357
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,244
SHE MUST KNOW.
358
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,045
I MEAN, SHE'S GOT TO KNOW.
359
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:11,346
IS SHE FUCKING BLIND?
360
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,482
BETTE'S PRETTY
WRAPPED UP IN HERSELF.
361
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,250
SHE DOESN'T ALWAYS SEE
WHAT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER.
362
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,852
IT'S A PROBLEM.
363
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,422
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
ONE OF OUR PROBLEMS.
364
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:22,591
YEAH, TINA, THIS ISN'T
REALLY JUST A BETTE PROBLEM.
365
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:23,947
YOU HAVE TO TELL HER.
366
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,653
COME IN!
367
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,067
HEY, BABY SIS.
368
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:34,203
BENJAMIN BRADSHAW,
369
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,704
THIS IS MY LITTLE
SISTER, BETTE PORTER.
370
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,272
NICE TO MEET YOU.
371
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:38,274
WELL, KIT'S TOLD ME
372
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,742
SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
373
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,310
I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE
BEEN GOING THROUGH
374
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,845
SOME DIFFICULTY LATELY.
375
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,446
IF YOU FEEL YOU NEED
SOMEONE TO TALK TO...
376
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,014
UH, UH, BENJAMIN,
377
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:47,998
SHE'S NOT READY
FOR THAT RIGHT NOW.
378
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:52,588
BENJAMIN AND I
379
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,456
HAVE BEEN GOING OVER
LAST MONTH'S STATEMENTS,
380
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,859
AND YOU WOULD BE AMAZED
381
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,027
AT THE RESULTS
OF MY WORK IN T.O.E.
382
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:01,196
TOE?
383
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,465
UH, T-O-E.
384
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:04,566
THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING.
385
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,135
IT'S A PHYSICS PRINCIPLE
386
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,770
UNITING OUR UNDERSTANDING
387
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,973
OF THE FUNDAMENTAL
FORCES OF NATURE
388
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,341
INTO A SINGLE EQUATION
389
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,843
THAT'S APPLICABLE
TO EVERY QUESTION
390
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,378
ABOUT LIFE ON EARTH.
391
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:20,916
IT'S THE BASIS OF MY SYSTEM
OF PERSONAL TRANSFORMATION.
392
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,619
BETTE, SINCE MY WORK IN T.O.E.,
393
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:24,820
THE PLANET
394
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,222
HAS GONE FROM BEING
IN THE RED TO BLACK.
395
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,723
AND?
396
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:28,857
AND I'VE PREPAID THE MORTGAGE
397
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:29,892
THROUGH SEPTEMBER.
398
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,360
AND...
399
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:35,898
AND BENJAMIN IS THE BEST THING
THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
400
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,066
WELL, THAT'S NOT
WHAT I WAS AFTER,
401
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,166
BUT THANK YOU.
402
00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:40,335
I WAS GOING TO SAY...
403
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:41,804
AND YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN KIT
404
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:45,007
WHEN SHE ATTENDS THE
ADVANCED SEMINAR NEXT MONTH.
405
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:47,642
I'LL WAIVE THE INTRODUCTORY
COURSE FOR YOU
406
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,145
BECAUSE KIT TELLS ME
407
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,313
YOU'RE VERY ACCOMPLISHED
IN YOUR OWN RIGHT.
408
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,115
THANK YOU.
409
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:54,572
I GUESS.
410
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:56,908
WELL, UM...
411
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:02,158
JUST, YOU KNOW, LET ME KNOW
WHEN THE NEXT SEMINAR IS,
412
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,381
AND I WILL GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT.
413
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,069
YOU KNOW WHAT? I
REALLY DON'T KNOW.
414
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,639
IS JENNY ALWAYS SO WEIRD?
415
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,374
SHE'S NOT WEIRD.
416
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:21,944
SHE'S GREAT.
417
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:25,380
THAT'S, YOU KNOW, SHE'S
CONSTANTLY IN HER HEAD.
418
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:26,548
CARMEN, SHE'S A WRITER.
419
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:29,284
SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT.
420
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,520
OKAY, SO WILL YOU
421
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,854
TAKE A LISTEN TO THIS, PLEASE,
422
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:34,389
AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU
THINK THEY'LL BE DOWN FOR IT?
423
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,724
I MEAN, I REALLY DON'T HAVE
424
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,327
THAT MUCH OF A SENSE
OF DANA AND TONYA, SO...
425
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:43,331
THAT WOULD HELP.
426
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:46,057
YOU... YOU KISSED HER.
427
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:48,537
WHAT?
428
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,571
YOU KISSED JENNY.
429
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:50,605
OH, OKAY.
430
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:51,674
RIGHT, YEAH.
431
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:52,908
RIGHT? YEAH.
432
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:56,378
YEAH, YEAH, I DID, BUT, UM...
433
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:57,879
IT WAS JUST THE CIRCUMSTANCES.
434
00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,248
I MEAN...
435
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,816
I DIDN'T THINK THAT
YOU WOULD MIND.
436
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,850
THEN, NO, AND I...
437
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:02,851
HEY, AND I DON'T.
438
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,853
OKAY, GOOD.
439
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,056
THANK GOD.
440
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,526
YOU SHOULD, UM...
441
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,584
YOU SHOULD GIVE HER A CHANCE.
442
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:16,398
YEAH?
443
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:17,621
YEAH.
444
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,270
YOU KNOW WHAT?
445
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:26,274
WHAT?
446
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:28,933
DON'T TRY TO HOOK ME UP.
447
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:31,817
BYE.
448
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,158
SO, LOOK, IF SHE
WANTS HER STORY DONE
449
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,626
AND DONE RIGHT
450
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,228
SHE'S GOING TO DO A DEAL
WITH VERONICA BLOOM.
451
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:47,429
UH, VERONICA, YOU CALLED ME...
452
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:48,430
MAYBE, BUT I NEED SOMEBODY
453
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:49,465
TO PRIME HER FIRST
454
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,166
BEFORE I GO IN AND DO MY THING.
455
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,601
I'M RIGHT BESIDE YOU.
456
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,469
YEAH, AND SO IS YOUR
FRED SEGAL HAIRCUT
457
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:55,737
AND YOUR PRADA SUIT.
458
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:56,939
LOOK, I NEED SOMEBODY
459
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,640
WHO LOOKS RELATIVELY HUMAN,
460
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:01,409
OR AT LEAST IS A
CREDIBLE SIMULATION,
461
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,311
AND THAT'S WHERE
HAIR GIRL COMES IN.
462
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:04,613
FUCK YOU.
463
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:05,614
HEY, HEY.
464
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,881
PLEASE. IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
465
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:08,483
JUST GET IN THE CAR.
466
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:09,685
SHANE...
467
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,119
SHANE...
468
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,956
SHANE, GET IN THE CAR!
469
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,090
SHANE...
470
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,126
COME HERE, SHANE.
COME ON, COME ON.
471
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,262
I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU, BABY.
472
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:21,496
AFTER WE CLINCH THE DEAL,
473
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,798
WE CAN GO GET A MANI, PEDI!
474
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:23,898
COME ON!
475
00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:24,934
COME ON, SHANE!
476
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,001
COME ON.
477
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,537
I TALKED TO TINA LIKE
WE TALKED ABOUT.
478
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,537
WE'RE GOING TO
LOOK AT APARTMENTS
479
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,639
NEXT WEEK.
480
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,140
THE FUCKING PEABODY FOUNDATION
481
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,043
HASN'T AWARDED US A
SINGLE FUCKING PENNY.
482
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,610
THEY'VE PULLED OUR FUNDING.
483
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:38,502
OH, THERE'S GOT TO
BE ANOTHER PAGE.
484
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,846
SHIT.
485
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:54,463
WAIT A MINUTE.
486
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,665
TINA GOT A PEABODY?
487
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:59,835
OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS, THEY
ARE AWARDING US $100,000!
488
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,603
YOU DID IT!
489
00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:04,239
OH, MY GOD.
490
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,263
WAIT A MINUTE.
491
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,512
I DON'T THINK THEY'RE
GIVING US ANOTHER ONE.
492
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,406
OSCAR IS GOING TO FLIP!
493
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,849
CAN YOU GUYS EXCUSE
ME FOR A MINUTE?
494
00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:45,280
HELLO.
495
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,582
BETTE?
496
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,517
I'M HERE.
497
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,519
ARE YOU OKAY?
498
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:51,720
WHY DO YOU ASK?
499
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,978
I SAW THE PEABODY POSTING.
500
00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:58,248
CONGRATULATIONS.
501
00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:03,865
I'M SORRY, BETTE.
502
00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:07,969
IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO?
503
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,071
WELL, MAYBE YOU
COULD SUPPORT ME.
504
00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:10,439
I'LL TAKE SOME
TIME OFF FROM WORK
505
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:11,740
AND START LOOKING
INTO A NEW CAREER.
506
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,575
THAT'S NOT FAIR, BETTE.
507
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:14,977
WHY DID YOU EVEN GO
AFTER THE PEABODY?
508
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,445
WAS IT SOME KIND OF
VENDETTA AGAINST ME?
509
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,247
YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS.
510
00:22:18,271 --> 00:22:21,082
OH, I AGREE. IT'S
RIDICULOUS TO THINK
511
00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:22,784
THAT JUST BECAUSE I
SHARED MY LIFE WITH YOU
512
00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:23,919
AND SUPPORTED YOU
513
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,087
THAT YOU HAVE ANY
COMPUNCTION AT ALL
514
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:26,991
ABOUT FUCKING
WITH MY LIVELIHOOD.
515
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,625
YOU COULD HAVE
AT LEAST WARNED ME.
516
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:32,093
IT'S NOT SO EASY TO
TELL YOU THINGS, BETTE.
517
00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:33,696
NOT EVERYTHING IS EASY, TINA.
518
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,930
BUT...
519
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,365
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M
GETTING UPSET NOW,
520
00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:39,189
SO I'M GOING TO
HANG UP THE PHONE.
521
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,395
FUCK!
522
00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:49,333
FUCK!
523
00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,119
WE JUST GOT A PHONE CALL.
524
00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:59,154
HELENA PEABODY IS
ON HER WAY OVER HERE.
525
00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:00,388
RIGHT NOW?
526
00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:01,623
YES.
527
00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:03,758
WE GOT THE BIGGEST
GRANT THAT THEY GAVE.
528
00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:04,826
NOBODY ELSE GOT AS MUCH MONEY.
529
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:07,228
SHE'S COMING WITH A CAMERA CREW.
530
00:23:07,252 --> 00:23:09,686
IT WAS YOUR PROPOSAL, TINA.
531
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:15,737
OKAY, LET'S GET THIS
PLACE LOOKING SHARP,
532
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:17,573
WE DON'T WANT HER TO THINK
THAT WE DON'T NEED THE MONEY.
533
00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:19,096
OKAY.
534
00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,212
SO THE WOMAN WE'RE ABOUT TO MEET
535
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,314
WAS A PROSTITUTE.
536
00:23:25,338 --> 00:23:26,848
SHE WAS RUN BY THE RUSSIAN MOB
537
00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:28,417
UNTIL THEY TRIED TO
TAKE HER DAUGHTER AWAY.
538
00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:30,085
SHE GOES UP AGAINST
THEM, WHICH NOBODY DOES,
539
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:31,719
AND GETS OUT ALIVE.
540
00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:33,188
THEY ALREADY FUCKED
UP HER FACE, YOU'LL SEE.
541
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:35,557
WE WANT TO MAKE A
MOVIE OUT OF HER STORY.
542
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:38,527
WHAT WE'RE AFTER
HERE IS HER LIFE RIGHTS.
543
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:40,262
PRISCILLA NABOCHENKO
544
00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:43,120
IS GOING TO SELL US
THE RIGHTS TO HER LIFE.
545
00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:49,704
WOW.
546
00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:50,939
THE WOMAN SURE KNOWS
547
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:53,483
HOW TO CREATE A MEDIA EVENT.
548
00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,681
HOLY SHIT.
549
00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:02,606
WHERE'S TINA KENNARD?
550
00:24:09,415 --> 00:24:11,026
YOU WROTE THIS PROPOSAL?
551
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:12,649
YES.
552
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,164
IT BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES.
553
00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:19,634
THANK YOU.
554
00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:22,370
TINA, WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE ME THE GRAND TOUR
555
00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:24,072
OF THE HEADQUARTERS
FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE?
556
00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:25,395
UH...
557
00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:28,876
SURE.
558
00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:29,900
RIGHT THIS WAY.
559
00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:36,051
OH, MY GOD,
560
00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:38,187
IT'S GOING TO BE SUCH A
GREAT BACHELORETTE PARTY.
561
00:24:38,211 --> 00:24:39,488
I KNOW.
562
00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:41,356
SO WHAT WERE YOU
SAYING ABOUT ME?
563
00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:43,625
I THOUGHT YOU HAD GREAT TITS.
564
00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,727
YOU NOTICED MY TITS?
565
00:24:45,751 --> 00:24:46,795
RIGHT AWAY.
566
00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:49,263
OH, COME ON.
567
00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:51,066
THEY WERE LIKE, "HELLO THERE."
568
00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,267
THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU?
569
00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:53,267
I MEAN, THAT'S CRAZY.
570
00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:54,269
A WHOLE CONVERSATION.
571
00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:55,692
OKAY.
572
00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:01,777
SO HOW ABOUT YOU WITH ME?
573
00:25:01,801 --> 00:25:04,479
UM...
574
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,847
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A HOTTIE.
575
00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:06,882
GET OUT.
576
00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:08,015
I DID.
577
00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:16,859
DID YOU REALLY?
578
00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:19,661
YEAH.
579
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:21,730
REALLY.
580
00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:46,254
DANA?
581
00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:48,323
YEAH?
582
00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:51,748
YOU HAVE A REALLY NICE ASS.
583
00:26:10,536 --> 00:26:11,880
GOD...
584
00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:12,880
OH, GOD.
585
00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:13,915
TAKE ME...
586
00:26:13,939 --> 00:26:15,283
JUST TAKE ME NOW.
587
00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:17,252
OKAY.
588
00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:18,519
OKAY, HERE.
589
00:26:18,543 --> 00:26:19,710
HELP ME.
590
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,325
I JUST WANT TO...
591
00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:27,918
JUST KISS ME.
592
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:33,968
TAKE MY PANTS OFF.
593
00:26:33,992 --> 00:26:35,403
TAKE MY PANTS OFF.
594
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,105
OKAY. OKAY.
595
00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:37,872
THEY'RE TIGHT.
596
00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:38,928
YEAH.
597
00:26:42,501 --> 00:26:43,845
OKAY, PULL.
598
00:26:43,869 --> 00:26:46,848
OH, GOD, I JUST
WANT TO FUCK YOU.
599
00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:48,438
PULL.
600
00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:50,685
OH...
601
00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:52,153
ARE YOU OKAY?
602
00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:53,054
YEAH.
603
00:26:53,078 --> 00:26:54,055
YOU OKAY? YEAH, YEAH.
604
00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:57,647
ARE YOU OKAY? YEAH.
605
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,197
GET IT OFF!
606
00:27:03,221 --> 00:27:04,299
I CAN'T.
607
00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:06,168
IT'S TIGHT.
608
00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:07,472
DON'T RIP IT.
609
00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:09,326
UGH!
610
00:27:29,715 --> 00:27:31,125
ARE YOU OKAY?
611
00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:32,728
I WANT MORE OF YOU.
612
00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:34,551
OH...
613
00:27:38,356 --> 00:27:39,534
NO, NO.
614
00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:41,469
FINGERS...
615
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:44,060
FINGERS. MORE FINGERS.
616
00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:25,880
YOU ARE MAKING THE
BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE
617
00:28:25,904 --> 00:28:27,282
IF YOU SIGN WITH
THE BRUCKHEIMERS.
618
00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:30,252
DO YOU KNOW WHO
VERONICA BLOOM IS?
619
00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:32,287
AARON, THAT'S ENOUGH.
620
00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:35,212
WHY DON'T WE LET PRISCILLA
HAVE A MINUTE TO BREATHE?
621
00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:38,626
WHAT?
622
00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:41,130
YOU STAY HERE.
623
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:56,111
YOU WANT SOME FRUIT JUICE
624
00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:57,612
OR SOMETHING?
625
00:28:57,636 --> 00:28:59,347
OH, NO.
626
00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:02,305
NO, NO, NO, I'M OKAY, THANK YOU.
627
00:29:04,943 --> 00:29:06,187
SO WHAT DO YOU
DO FOR THE MOVIES?
628
00:29:06,211 --> 00:29:08,656
ARE YOU, LIKE, A
PRODUCER OR SOMETHING?
629
00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:11,293
FUCK, NO.
630
00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:13,250
I'M A HAIRSTYLIST...
631
00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:19,133
AND I GUESS I'M
VERONICA'S ASSISTANT, TOO.
632
00:29:19,157 --> 00:29:20,302
REALLY.
633
00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:21,335
HAIRSTYLIST.
634
00:29:21,359 --> 00:29:23,126
YUP.
635
00:29:24,663 --> 00:29:27,175
THAT'S SOMETHING I
ALWAYS WANTED TO DO.
636
00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:29,366
YOU COULD DO IT.
637
00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:37,119
YOU KNOW, I, UH...
638
00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:39,353
I USED TO DO WHAT
YOU DO, KIND OF.
639
00:29:39,377 --> 00:29:43,691
REALLY?
640
00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:48,330
YEAH, I USED TO TRICK AROUND
SANTA MONICA BOULEVARD,
641
00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:51,833
AND, UH, THERE WAS THIS GUY.
642
00:29:51,857 --> 00:29:54,035
HE WAS, YOU KNOW, HE WAS WEIRD,
643
00:29:54,059 --> 00:29:55,704
BUT HE WAS OKAY.
644
00:29:55,728 --> 00:29:59,862
HE SENT ME TO
HAIRDRESSING SCHOOL.
645
00:30:07,572 --> 00:30:09,305
IS SHE OKAY?
646
00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:17,258
WELL, I GUESS I CALLED IT,
647
00:30:17,282 --> 00:30:19,160
DIDN'T I, SHANE?
648
00:30:19,184 --> 00:30:20,249
YOU'RE THE CLOSER.
649
00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:23,565
YES, I KNOW.
650
00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:24,565
V, THAT IS AWESOME.
651
00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:25,667
CONGRATULATIONS.
652
00:30:25,691 --> 00:30:27,335
I HAD TO ADD A CAVEAT IN WRITING
653
00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:28,837
TO HER DEAL MEMO.
654
00:30:28,861 --> 00:30:31,439
PRISCILLA NOW HAS IT IN HER DEAL
655
00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:35,409
THAT SHE GETS TO WORK WITH YOU.
656
00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:37,078
OH, VERONICA, THAT'S NOT COOL.
657
00:30:37,102 --> 00:30:40,115
IT'S TOTALLY COOL, SHANE.
658
00:30:40,139 --> 00:30:41,616
WE DID IT.
659
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,017
WE DID IT. WE FUCKING DID IT.
660
00:30:43,041 --> 00:30:46,287
THIS IS GOING TO BE A
PHENOMENAL PROJECT!
661
00:30:46,311 --> 00:30:48,556
TOTAL ACADEMY AWARDS TIME.
662
00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:51,992
I AM THINKING ANGELINA JOLIE.
663
00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:53,928
MAYBE JULIA ROBERTS...
664
00:30:53,952 --> 00:30:55,029
MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL
665
00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:58,154
IF WE WANT TO DO
SOMETHING REALLY QUIRKY.
666
00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:02,771
YOU KNOW, THIS IS GREAT.
667
00:31:02,795 --> 00:31:06,774
AND YOU SHOULD ALL BE
REALLY PROUD OF YOURSELVES.
668
00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:08,676
EXCUSE ME. I'M JUST GOING TO...
669
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:09,911
CUT.
670
00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:11,145
I'M JUST GOING
TO... I'LL BE BACK.
671
00:31:11,169 --> 00:31:13,169
I'LL COME BACK AND
TALK TO YOU, OKAY?
672
00:31:15,774 --> 00:31:17,173
WHEN'S YOUR BABY DUE?
673
00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:20,655
OH...
674
00:31:20,679 --> 00:31:21,956
I'M AT 14 WEEKS.
675
00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:23,880
ARE YOU HAVING TWINS?
676
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:29,797
HEY, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
677
00:31:29,821 --> 00:31:33,034
I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE
YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.
678
00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:34,636
THAT'S OKAY.
679
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:36,740
I-I'M JUST STARTING TO
GET USED TO SHOWING.
680
00:31:38,863 --> 00:31:41,064
I FIND IT QUITE SEXY, ACTUALLY.
681
00:31:43,268 --> 00:31:46,047
MY KIDS ARE STILL IN NEW YORK.
682
00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:49,050
CAN'T TELL YOU HOW
MUCH I MISS THEM.
683
00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:50,285
YOU HAVE CHILDREN?
684
00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:51,285
MM...
685
00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:52,353
ONE ADOPTED,
686
00:31:52,377 --> 00:31:54,623
ONE MY PARTNER GAVE BIRTH TO.
687
00:31:54,647 --> 00:31:55,756
OH.
688
00:31:55,780 --> 00:31:57,825
WE'RE SEPARATED.
689
00:31:57,849 --> 00:32:01,195
JUST TO GET THAT OUT OF THE WAY.
690
00:32:01,219 --> 00:32:04,532
MY PARTNER AND I ARE, TOO.
691
00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:06,101
I'M DOING THIS ON MY OWN.
692
00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:09,704
YOU KNOW, I HAVE A FEELING
YOU AND I ARE GOING TO FIND OUT
693
00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:11,473
WE HAVE QUITE A LOT IN COMMON.
694
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:15,731
HAVE DINNER WITH ME TONIGHT.
695
00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:21,849
MY FRIEND IS HAVING THIS
BACHELORETTES PARTY,
696
00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:23,685
AND I HAVE TO...
697
00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:24,685
TINA...
698
00:32:24,709 --> 00:32:26,054
EXCUSE ME.
699
00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:27,221
UH, BETTE'S HERE.
700
00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:28,478
SHE'S GOT FLOWERS.
701
00:32:36,187 --> 00:32:37,798
THAT'S MY EX.
702
00:32:37,822 --> 00:32:40,802
I'VE BEEN THERE.
703
00:32:40,826 --> 00:32:42,370
GO AHEAD.
704
00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:44,962
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. EXCUSE ME.
705
00:32:50,835 --> 00:32:53,982
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
706
00:32:54,006 --> 00:32:55,616
I'M REALLY SORRY THAT WE FOUGHT.
707
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,485
I JUST...
708
00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:58,552
I WANT TO TRY TO MAKE IT UP.
709
00:32:58,576 --> 00:33:00,888
WELL, MAYBE, BUT NOT RIGHT NOW.
710
00:33:00,912 --> 00:33:03,091
RIGHT NOW I'M DOING SOMETHING.
711
00:33:03,115 --> 00:33:04,893
WELL, YOU KNOW,
712
00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:06,294
YOU SAID SOME PRETTY
HURTFUL THINGS, TOO.
713
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,895
I'M JUST HERE TO SAY
LET'S LEAVE IT BEHIND US,
714
00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:09,597
AND, YOU KNOW, WE
WERE DOING WELL.
715
00:33:09,621 --> 00:33:10,732
YEAH, AND I'M SAYING
716
00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:12,099
YOU CAN'T JUST
THROW FLOWERS AT IT
717
00:33:12,123 --> 00:33:13,701
AND EXPECT IT TO GO AWAY.
718
00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:16,171
NOT EVERYTHING CAN
BE ON YOUR TIME, BETTE.
719
00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,774
HELLO, BETTE.
720
00:33:20,798 --> 00:33:23,411
I'LL BE JUST A MINUTE, HELENA.
721
00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:24,412
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
722
00:33:24,436 --> 00:33:27,415
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
723
00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:30,952
I'M HERE TO PUBLICIZE OUR
GRANT ANNOUNCEMENTS.
724
00:33:30,976 --> 00:33:32,486
THE FOUNDATION WANTS
TO SEND A MESSAGE
725
00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:33,554
ABOUT OUR NEW AGENDA.
726
00:33:33,578 --> 00:33:36,023
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
727
00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:38,927
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND?
728
00:33:38,951 --> 00:33:40,128
BETTE...
729
00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:41,295
IT'S REALLY NONE OF MY BUSINESS,
730
00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:42,597
BUT TINA DOESN'T SEEM TO THINK
731
00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:43,798
SHE REALLY IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND
732
00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:44,799
ANY LONGER.
733
00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:46,034
WELL, THAT WOULD BE RIGHT.
734
00:33:46,058 --> 00:33:47,535
IT REALLY IS NONE
OF YOUR BUSINESS.
735
00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:49,437
STOP IT.
736
00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:51,572
TINA, I'M SORRY.
737
00:33:51,596 --> 00:33:52,974
YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T BE DEALING
738
00:33:52,998 --> 00:33:54,008
WITH THIS KIND OF NONSENSE,
739
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:56,633
ESPECIALLY NOT
IN YOUR CONDITION.
740
00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:00,618
WHAT CONDITION IS THAT?
741
00:34:28,934 --> 00:34:30,812
TONYA, HONEY.
742
00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:32,447
OH, CRAP!
743
00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:33,547
YOU DON'T WANT HER TO SEE IT.
744
00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:34,616
GOOD CALL, MOM.
745
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:35,850
IT'S NO SWEAT, PRINCESS.
746
00:34:35,874 --> 00:34:37,285
I'LL STOW IT IN THE CAR.
747
00:34:37,309 --> 00:34:38,941
OH, YOU CUTIE.
748
00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:41,723
YOO-HOO!
749
00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:43,827
HOW ARE THE BACHELORETTE
GIFT BAGS COMING?
750
00:34:48,153 --> 00:34:50,164
LOOK AT THESE TWO...
751
00:34:50,188 --> 00:34:51,166
SO HARD WORKING
752
00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:53,550
WHEN WE WERE OUT HAVING FUN.
753
00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:57,838
POOKIE... OH, YOU HAVE TO...
754
00:34:57,862 --> 00:34:58,973
MOM, NOW, THIS IS ALICE.
755
00:34:58,997 --> 00:35:00,508
THIS IS DANA'S BEST FRIEND.
756
00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:03,177
THIS IS MY MOM, DOTTIE.
757
00:35:03,201 --> 00:35:04,867
HI!
758
00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:07,281
HI.
759
00:35:07,305 --> 00:35:08,283
HELLO.
760
00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:09,584
OH, AND, POOKIE,
761
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:10,785
WE HAVE TO SHOW
YOU WHAT WE BOUGHT.
762
00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:11,853
OH, YOU WILL JUST DIE.
763
00:35:11,877 --> 00:35:13,157
COME ON.
764
00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:17,559
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU...
765
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:20,717
COME ON. COME. COME SEE!
766
00:35:50,115 --> 00:35:52,527
MONSTROSITY.
767
00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:57,865
HI.
768
00:35:57,889 --> 00:36:00,001
CAN I HELP YOU, PLEASE?
769
00:36:00,025 --> 00:36:01,892
WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU?
770
00:36:07,265 --> 00:36:08,545
OKAY.
771
00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,927
STOP STARING.
772
00:36:26,951 --> 00:36:27,962
STOP STARING.
773
00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:29,263
WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU?
774
00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:31,232
SHE'S FLESH AND
BLOOD JUST LIKE WE ARE.
775
00:36:31,256 --> 00:36:33,868
NO.
776
00:36:33,892 --> 00:36:36,270
SHE CAN'T HELP IT.
777
00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:38,572
MONSTROSITY...
778
00:36:41,966 --> 00:36:42,944
HELLO?
779
00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:45,579
HELLO!
780
00:36:45,603 --> 00:36:46,581
WHO IS THAT?
781
00:36:46,605 --> 00:36:48,871
IT'S BETTE.
782
00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:51,619
HI.
783
00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:52,620
I'M SORRY TO BUST IN ON YOU.
784
00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:53,654
I JUST...
785
00:36:53,678 --> 00:36:54,688
IS SHANE HERE?
786
00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:55,790
NO, NOT RIGHT NOW.
787
00:36:55,814 --> 00:36:57,925
DID YOU KNOW THAT
TINA WAS PREGNANT?
788
00:36:57,949 --> 00:36:59,649
YEAH.
789
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,697
BETTE, YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
790
00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:10,004
OH, MY, GOD, HOW
DID YOU NOT KNOW?
791
00:37:10,028 --> 00:37:12,807
BECAUSE I'M JUST THE BIGGEST
FUCKING ASSHOLE IN THE UNIVERSE.
792
00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:14,342
I GUESS THAT'S HOW!
793
00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:17,478
BECAUSE I'M JUST SOME KIND
OF HUGE COSMOLOGICAL JOKE
794
00:37:17,502 --> 00:37:19,013
IS WHAT I AM.
795
00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:21,371
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
796
00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:25,620
OKAY?
797
00:37:25,644 --> 00:37:30,157
UM, TINA OBVIOUSLY MUST
HAVE GONE OUT OF HER WAY
798
00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:33,083
TO KEEP THIS A SECRET FROM YOU.
799
00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:39,066
SHE MUST HATE ME.
800
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:42,503
SHE MUST ACTUALLY
FUCKING HATE ME.
801
00:37:42,527 --> 00:37:45,306
NO.
802
00:37:45,330 --> 00:37:49,377
SHE DOESN'T HATE YOU.
803
00:37:49,401 --> 00:37:51,534
COME HERE.
804
00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:55,438
COME HERE.
805
00:38:02,213 --> 00:38:04,692
I THINK THAT THIS
806
00:38:04,716 --> 00:38:07,116
IS SO MUCH MORE
COMPLICATED THAN THAT...
807
00:38:14,892 --> 00:38:17,327
AND YOU CAN'T GIVE UP, OKAY?
808
00:38:27,939 --> 00:38:29,138
YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
809
00:38:31,175 --> 00:38:33,788
IT LOOKS GREAT...
810
00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:34,955
WOW.
811
00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:36,357
YOU LOOK GREAT.
812
00:38:36,381 --> 00:38:38,893
OKAY, I TAKE YOUR POINT, MAN.
813
00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:39,994
YEAH. HIDDEN CAMERAS, MAN.
814
00:38:40,018 --> 00:38:41,028
IT'S THE WAY TO DO THIS.
815
00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:43,698
OH, FUCK.
816
00:38:43,722 --> 00:38:45,666
ALL RIGHT, WE WILL
DO A FEW MORE,
817
00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:47,235
BUT STRATEGICALLY
818
00:38:47,259 --> 00:38:49,036
AND RESPECTFULLY PLACED.
819
00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:51,705
FUCK RESPECTFULLY.
820
00:38:51,729 --> 00:38:52,762
DUDE...
821
00:39:09,281 --> 00:39:12,359
AREN'T YOU GIRLS BRAVE
822
00:39:12,383 --> 00:39:14,595
TO GET WAY UP THERE?
823
00:39:14,619 --> 00:39:16,363
DON'T YOU LIKE THEM?
824
00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:18,432
ISN'T IT GREAT?
825
00:39:18,456 --> 00:39:20,401
OH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
826
00:39:23,795 --> 00:39:25,773
OH, WHO'S GOING TO GET IT?
827
00:39:25,797 --> 00:39:27,041
OOH, THERE YOU GO.
828
00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:29,443
NOW, LOOKIT, YOU
HAVE TO DO THIS.
829
00:39:29,467 --> 00:39:31,033
SHARON, WATCH.
830
00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:34,904
THERE YOU GO.
831
00:39:37,476 --> 00:39:41,088
I'VE BEEN TO
VEGAS, AND I THINK...
832
00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:42,289
SHARON, IT'S TIME TO
MAKE YOUR TOAST, HONEY.
833
00:39:42,313 --> 00:39:43,958
OH, IS IT TIME?
834
00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:45,993
OKAY.
835
00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:48,162
OH, THANK YOU, DEAR.
836
00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:50,587
CARMEN...
837
00:39:53,424 --> 00:39:55,068
THANK YOU.
838
00:39:55,092 --> 00:39:56,703
EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE...
839
00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:57,927
EVERYONE?
840
00:40:00,164 --> 00:40:02,009
HI. I'M SHARON FAIRBANKS.
841
00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:03,033
I'M DANA'S MOTHER.
842
00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:07,815
WHEN MY DAUGHTER,
843
00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:10,885
THE BRIDE,
844
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,820
FIRST CAME OUT TO ME, I...
845
00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:15,689
I DIDN'T TAKE IT VERY WELL.
846
00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:18,859
ACTUALLY, I TOOK
IT PRETTY BADLY...
847
00:40:18,883 --> 00:40:22,296
VERY BADLY.
848
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,932
BUT SINCE I'VE COME
TO KNOW TONYA,
849
00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:28,468
I THINK IT'S ABSOLUTELY
THE RIGHT THING
850
00:40:28,492 --> 00:40:31,105
FOR MY DAUGHTER.
851
00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:32,339
ISN'T THAT SWEET?
852
00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:33,674
DANA...
853
00:40:33,698 --> 00:40:36,276
I CAN SEE THAT
YOU'VE FOUND LOVE...
854
00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:40,180
AND IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT FORM IT TAKES.
855
00:40:40,204 --> 00:40:44,552
ALL THAT MATTERS
IS THAT YOU'RE HAPPY.
856
00:40:44,576 --> 00:40:46,687
I LOVE YOU, DANA,
857
00:40:46,711 --> 00:40:48,855
AND I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW
858
00:40:48,879 --> 00:40:53,483
THAT I GIVE TONYA
AND YOU MY BLESSING.
859
00:41:15,607 --> 00:41:17,050
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
860
00:41:29,687 --> 00:41:31,498
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
861
00:41:31,522 --> 00:41:33,667
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
862
00:41:33,691 --> 00:41:34,735
NOWHERE. I WAS. I WAS...
863
00:41:34,759 --> 00:41:36,859
I FORGOT A GIFT.
864
00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:43,678
I WAS GOING TO GET A GIFT.
865
00:41:43,702 --> 00:41:47,348
YOU DID IT, DIDN'T YOU?
866
00:41:47,372 --> 00:41:50,184
YOU AND DANA.
867
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:51,185
WHAT? NO.
868
00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:52,708
NO, NO, NO.
869
00:41:59,383 --> 00:42:01,717
YEAH.
870
00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:14,508
ALL RIGHT.
871
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:15,931
HAND ME THOSE PLIERS.
872
00:42:50,468 --> 00:42:51,678
ARE YOU SURE
873
00:42:51,702 --> 00:42:52,713
THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE OKAY?
874
00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:54,448
YEAH. I'M JUST
GOING TO GO FIND KIT.
875
00:42:54,472 --> 00:42:55,716
OKAY.
876
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:56,984
BUT THANKS FOR COMING WITH ME.
877
00:42:57,008 --> 00:42:58,288
GOOD LUCK.
878
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,057
HOW ARE YOU?
879
00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:04,058
I'M GOOD.
880
00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,092
I'M GLAD YOU SHOWED UP.
881
00:43:05,116 --> 00:43:08,028
WELL, I GOT SOME WRITING DONE,
882
00:43:08,052 --> 00:43:10,163
AND I HAD A BURST OF CONFIDENCE.
883
00:43:10,187 --> 00:43:11,599
SO THERE.
884
00:43:11,623 --> 00:43:12,855
GOOD.
885
00:43:17,362 --> 00:43:19,473
YOU SHOULD TALK TO HER.
886
00:43:19,497 --> 00:43:21,275
I CAN'T, SHANE. SHE
THINKS I'M SO WEIRD.
887
00:43:22,534 --> 00:43:24,778
SHE DOES.
888
00:43:24,802 --> 00:43:27,314
YEAH, SHE PROBABLY DOES,
889
00:43:27,338 --> 00:43:33,320
BUT IF SHE'S AS COOL
AS I KNOW SHE IS,
890
00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:35,890
IT WON'T PUT HER OFF.
891
00:43:35,914 --> 00:43:37,824
OKAY.
892
00:43:37,848 --> 00:43:39,182
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
893
00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:45,966
IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA
TO BRING THE DJ A DRINK.
894
00:43:45,990 --> 00:43:47,000
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
895
00:43:47,024 --> 00:43:48,335
YEAH.
896
00:43:48,359 --> 00:43:49,703
OKAY.
897
00:43:49,727 --> 00:43:54,608
UM, MAY I... HAVE
A BEER, PLEASE?
898
00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:56,132
THANK YOU.
899
00:44:00,905 --> 00:44:03,005
OH, FUCK.
900
00:44:06,344 --> 00:44:07,320
HOW DO YOU LIKE THE PARTY?
901
00:44:07,344 --> 00:44:08,322
OH, IT'S GREAT.
902
00:44:08,346 --> 00:44:10,212
HAVE YOU SEEN ALICE?
903
00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:20,234
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR
BACHELORETTE LAP DANCE.
904
00:44:20,258 --> 00:44:22,003
NO, NOT IN FRONT OF MY MOTHER.
905
00:44:22,027 --> 00:44:23,237
WHAT ARE YOU, SILLY?
906
00:44:23,261 --> 00:44:24,793
LOOK.
907
00:44:32,103 --> 00:44:33,383
I THINK SHE'S
HAVING A GOOD TIME.
908
00:44:39,410 --> 00:44:40,354
CHECK IT OUT.
909
00:44:40,378 --> 00:44:41,388
THERE'S NINE ALTOGETHER.
910
00:44:41,412 --> 00:44:44,891
OH, FUCKING AWESOME.
911
00:44:44,915 --> 00:44:47,094
UM, WHAT ABOUT THE REST?
912
00:44:47,118 --> 00:44:48,429
WHAT REST?
913
00:44:48,453 --> 00:44:49,697
BEDROOMS, BATHROOM...
914
00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:52,098
DUDE, HAVE A LITTLE
FUCKING RESPECT.
915
00:44:52,122 --> 00:44:53,234
THEY'RE MY ROOMMATES.
916
00:44:53,258 --> 00:44:55,191
JESUS.
917
00:45:01,399 --> 00:45:02,676
LOOK, I DIDN'T DO
BATHROOMS, MAN.
918
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,111
THAT CROSSES A PERSONAL
LINE FOR ME, BUT, UH...
919
00:45:04,135 --> 00:45:07,014
WE'RE IN.
920
00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:08,204
SWEET, MAN.
921
00:45:18,816 --> 00:45:21,962
HOW LONG HAVE YOU ALL KNOWN?
922
00:45:21,986 --> 00:45:23,897
NOT LONG.
923
00:45:23,921 --> 00:45:24,899
I MEAN, SHE WAS HIDING
IT FROM EVERYBODY.
924
00:45:24,923 --> 00:45:25,899
SHE PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW
925
00:45:25,923 --> 00:45:26,923
WHAT TO SAY, BETTE.
926
00:45:28,593 --> 00:45:31,338
DON'T KILL YOURSELF OVER IT.
927
00:45:31,362 --> 00:45:32,907
YOU KNOW, IRONICALLY,
928
00:45:32,931 --> 00:45:34,074
I WAS ACTUALLY PLEASED TO
SEE THAT SHE HAD PUT ON WEIGHT,
929
00:45:34,098 --> 00:45:35,642
BECAUSE I THOUGHT, NUMBER ONE,
930
00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:37,210
IT MEANS THAT IF SHE'S
EATING TO COVER HER PAIN,
931
00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:40,081
THAT MEANS SHE'S REALLY
ACTUALLY STILL IN LOVE WITH ME,
932
00:45:40,105 --> 00:45:41,214
AND TWO, IF SHE'S OVERWEIGHT,
933
00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:42,315
THEN MAYBE SHE
MIGHT HAVE TROUBLE
934
00:45:42,339 --> 00:45:44,117
FINDING SOMEONE ELSE,
935
00:45:44,141 --> 00:45:46,501
SO I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE,
EVENTUALLY, IF SHE COULD LET...
936
00:45:52,984 --> 00:45:55,084
JESUS, MARY, AND
JOSEPH, WHO'S THAT?
937
00:45:57,354 --> 00:45:59,666
MAKE ME ANOTHER.
MAKE IT A DOUBLE, PLEASE.
938
00:45:59,690 --> 00:46:03,626
HEY, BABY SIS, WHAT'S UP?
939
00:46:07,832 --> 00:46:09,777
WHO THAT?
940
00:46:09,801 --> 00:46:12,113
THAT'S HELENA PEABODY.
941
00:46:12,137 --> 00:46:15,982
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE
BROUGHT HER HERE.
942
00:46:16,006 --> 00:46:19,575
YOU WANT ME TO ASK HER TO LEAVE?
943
00:46:24,549 --> 00:46:25,392
CONGRATULATIONS.
944
00:46:25,416 --> 00:46:27,928
HI!
945
00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:29,029
HOW ARE YOU?
946
00:46:29,053 --> 00:46:30,597
GOOD, GOOD.
947
00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:31,598
HI.
948
00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:33,333
HI. HELENA PEABODY.
949
00:46:33,357 --> 00:46:34,467
HI.
950
00:46:34,491 --> 00:46:35,703
THANK YOU. NICE TO MEET YOU.
951
00:46:35,727 --> 00:46:38,639
DANA, TONYA, THIS
IS HELENA PEABODY.
952
00:46:38,663 --> 00:46:40,540
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND
MY CRASHING YOUR PARTY.
953
00:46:40,564 --> 00:46:43,944
AT LEAST I DIDN'T
COME EMPTY HANDED.
954
00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:45,346
FROM ME AND TINA.
955
00:46:45,370 --> 00:46:47,647
PRESENTS!
956
00:46:47,671 --> 00:46:51,207
JUST A FEW THINGS
WE SCROUNGED UP.
957
00:46:52,710 --> 00:46:54,721
MM-HMM, HERE WE GO.
958
00:46:54,745 --> 00:46:58,092
THE PHILLIPS SENSEO
COFFEE POT SYSTEM!
959
00:46:58,116 --> 00:47:00,927
OH, AND A KETTLE...
960
00:47:00,951 --> 00:47:02,729
WOW, THAT'S VERY, VERY GENEROUS.
961
00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:04,798
OH, HELLO.
962
00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:06,032
HELLO.
963
00:47:06,056 --> 00:47:08,056
I'M AFRAID I MAY HAVE
OVERCOMPENSATED.
964
00:47:10,227 --> 00:47:11,572
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS
965
00:47:11,596 --> 00:47:13,073
WHEN YOU'RE THE UNINVITED GUEST.
966
00:47:13,097 --> 00:47:15,108
ACTUALLY, I'VE NEVER
BEEN THE UNINVITED GUEST.
967
00:47:15,132 --> 00:47:17,778
I ALWAYS PREFER NOT TO
GO WHERE I'M NOT WANTED.
968
00:47:17,802 --> 00:47:22,138
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
HELENA'S NOT WANTED?
969
00:47:33,284 --> 00:47:36,229
INITIAL OBSERVATIONS
AND THEORIES.
970
00:47:37,888 --> 00:47:41,835
THESE GIRLS TALK
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
971
00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:43,403
NOW, I DON'T KNOW
972
00:47:43,427 --> 00:47:45,739
IF THAT'S, LIKE, STRICTLY
A LESBIAN THING OR WHAT,
973
00:47:45,763 --> 00:47:48,741
BUT MAN, THESE GIRLS ARE ALL
UP IN ONE ANOTHER'S BUSINESS.
974
00:47:48,765 --> 00:47:49,843
NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG.
975
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:51,512
I MEAN, I THINK
THE TALK'S GREAT.
976
00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:53,213
I'M LOVING THE TALK, BUT, UH,
977
00:47:53,237 --> 00:47:54,748
I'VE GOT TO ADMIT
978
00:47:54,772 --> 00:47:56,250
I'M HOPING SOON WE'RE
GOING TO GET TO PARTAKE
979
00:47:56,274 --> 00:47:57,607
IN A LITTLE, UH, ACTION.
980
00:48:17,495 --> 00:48:20,574
ALICE, I THOUGHT YOU
WERE IGNORING US.
981
00:48:20,598 --> 00:48:22,642
NO, I... YOU KNOW...
982
00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:24,678
EVERYBODY!
983
00:48:24,702 --> 00:48:25,679
HI!
984
00:48:25,703 --> 00:48:30,350
EVERYBODY, THIS IS...
985
00:48:30,374 --> 00:48:32,552
DANA'S BEST FRIEND,
986
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:34,321
AND SHE WANTS TO GIVE A TOAST.
987
00:48:36,547 --> 00:48:38,247
UM...
988
00:48:42,153 --> 00:48:45,766
UH...
989
00:48:45,790 --> 00:48:48,702
UH...
990
00:48:48,726 --> 00:48:51,071
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU TWO.
991
00:48:51,095 --> 00:48:54,274
UM...
992
00:48:54,298 --> 00:48:55,609
SORRY, I'M A LITTLE...
993
00:48:55,633 --> 00:48:57,144
I'VE-I'VE KNOWN
DANA A LONG TIME,
994
00:48:57,168 --> 00:49:00,313
AND, UM,
995
00:49:00,337 --> 00:49:03,216
I GUESS, LIKE MOST THINGS
996
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:05,285
THAT ARE RIGHT IN
FRONT OF YOUR EYES,
997
00:49:05,309 --> 00:49:07,855
YOU DON'T SEE JUST
HOW WONDERFUL THEY ARE
998
00:49:07,879 --> 00:49:10,590
UNTIL THEY'RE GONE.
999
00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:14,461
UM...
1000
00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:15,663
TONYA...
1001
00:49:15,687 --> 00:49:19,599
UM...
1002
00:49:19,623 --> 00:49:26,073
YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST
WOMAN ON EARTH.
1003
00:49:26,097 --> 00:49:31,244
TO MY FRIEND...
1004
00:49:31,268 --> 00:49:33,113
WHAT CAN I SAY.
1005
00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,749
UM...
1006
00:49:35,773 --> 00:49:39,808
CONGRATULATIONS.
1007
00:49:44,782 --> 00:49:47,983
I LOVE YOU, SO...
1008
00:49:50,822 --> 00:49:52,499
OKAY.
1009
00:50:48,412 --> 00:50:49,923
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE LEAVE,
1010
00:50:49,947 --> 00:50:51,747
QUIT TORTURING OURSELVES?
1011
00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:57,739
JUST SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO.
1012
00:51:22,313 --> 00:51:26,359
DANA, TONYA...
1013
00:51:26,383 --> 00:51:29,095
I LIFT MY GLASS
1014
00:51:29,119 --> 00:51:34,267
TO CARING AND KINDNESS AND TRUST
1015
00:51:34,291 --> 00:51:38,372
AND LONGEVITY AND RESPECT,
1016
00:51:38,396 --> 00:51:39,706
TO ALL THE THINGS
THAT YOU'LL NEED
1017
00:51:39,730 --> 00:51:43,643
TO KEEP YOUR LOVE ALIVE.
1018
00:51:43,667 --> 00:51:48,982
I WISH YOU... HAPPINESS,
1019
00:51:49,006 --> 00:51:53,308
AND I HOPE THAT YOU FOREVER
SPARE EACH OTHER PAIN...
1020
00:51:59,850 --> 00:52:04,464
AND IF YOU FIND
THAT ISN'T POSSIBLE,
1021
00:52:04,488 --> 00:52:09,157
THEN I WISH YOU FORGIVENESS.
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