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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Arthur, will you come away
from the window already?
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The new neighbours are moving in.
Just wanna get a look at them.
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Oh, yeah. There they are.
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Gay couple.
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Big, strapping fellows.
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Those are the movers.
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Gay movers, huh?
Everybody's got a gimmick these days.
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You reading that?
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Yes, that's why I'm holding it up
to my face.
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Sorry. Carry on.
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Not gonna work.
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Okay, here you go.
Just take this, all right?
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Funnies, huh?
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Haven't read these in 40 years.
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Well, let's just see what
the "Katzenjammer Kids" are up to.
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"Family Circus."
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Hey, Doug, can I read this to you?
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Not again, thanks.
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- That's odd.
- What?
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This "Peanuts" thing
by Charles Schulz.
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I grew up with a Charlie Schulz.
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Wonder if it's the same fella.
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Wait a second.
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- This Charlie Brown character...
- Yeah, what about him?
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He is me.
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The bulbous head, the zigzag shirt,
and, hey, look, he's bald.
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I was bald until I was 12 years old.
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I'm gonna get
to the bottom of this, Douglas.
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Okay, I'll wait here.
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Hey. Hey, guys.
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Honey,
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which of these cartoon characters
reminds you of me?
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Don't say anything.
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Ziggy?
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What?
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Oh, my God!
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What the hell's happening here?
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Did you give him sugar?
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Excuse me, but I can't control
what he brings home.
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All right.
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Have you gotten a look
at our new neighbours?
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Honey, can we have them
come over here
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and move something for us?
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Relax, they're gay.
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So these new people,
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what do you think
we're dealing with here?
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I don't know.
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They'll never match up
to Mrs. Fryman.
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Oh, I know.
She was the perfect neighbour.
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Old, bedridden,
no visitors ever came to see her.
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Well, that party's over.
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So, what does society
demand we do?
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Should we go over there
at some point and say hello?
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That could send
the wrong message.
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Yeah, we don't wanna
come off too friendly.
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Next thing you know,
they'll be coming over:
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"Hi, can we borrow some butter?"
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"Oh, can we borrow your phone?
Our house is being robbed."
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Don't worry,
I'll set the right tone early on.
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I'll start them off
with a nice friendly wave,
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and then I'll slowly
wean them down to a nod.
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Not a big friendly nod either.
Just like an up nod, like, "Hey."
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That's good. Oh, here comes
the couch, that'll tell us something.
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White leather.
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Yeah, it's nice.
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A ship's steering wheel.
All right, don't know what that's about.
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Oh, look. Look at the little tiny bed.
They must have a kid.
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That's a dog bed.
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Oh, they have a dog.
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He's still barking.
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Doug. He's still barking.
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I know, that's why I had
large fluffy things over my head.
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Yes, we hear you.
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God, this has been going on
every night since they moved in.
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Shut up.
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Shut up.
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Shut up. Shut up.
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- Quiet.
- Shut up.
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- Quiet.
- Shut up.
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Shut up!
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Doug, what is their last name?
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I saw their front door.
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I think it said "Sacksky" or "Sackman."
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I know it had "sack" in it
because I remember laughing.
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Damn it, we've got
some of their mail too.
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I wish I would have paid attention
to the name
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instead of just throwing it away.
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Why do you wanna know?
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Because I was gonna call them,
but you know what?
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I'm just gonna go over there.
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What? Carrie, you can't.
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It's 1 in the morning.
You're gonna wake them up.
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Oh, gee, Doug, well, I wouldn't
wanna wake the neighbours.
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Carrie, please don't go
over there now.
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- Why not?
- Because when you get mad like this,
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you charge at people
like a crazed rhino.
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- I do not.
- Trust me, you do.
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You don't realise it,
because you're all in there,
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but we're all out here
and, believe me, we sense danger.
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It's not my fault. I swear, sometimes
I feel like I'm the only one on Earth
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who's not an idiot.
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And you sometimes.
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We're not talking about a waiter
who brought you the wrong order.
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These are our neighbours.
We have to see them every day.
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I can't make it up to them
by over tipping.
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Okay, so how would you
like to handle it?
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You wanna just nod at them
furiously?
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No.
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Tomorrow morning, we'll go over there
and we'll bring it up nicely, okay?
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Okay, fine.
We'll do your nice thing.
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All right. There you go.
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You know, as long as we can't sleep,
you wanna take advantage of this
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and go to a diner?
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Okay, Douglas, here we go.
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I got proof positive
that Charlie Brown is based on my life.
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Yeah, what about Ziggy?
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No, that checked out.
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But look at this.
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Schulz actually had the gall
to give Charlie Brown's dog my name.
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- Snoopy?
- Right.
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My last name is Spooner.
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Switch the P and the N
in Spooner, what do you get?
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Snooper.
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Yeah, but take the ER and change it
to a Y, then tell me what you get.
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Spoony.
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The N and the P are still switched.
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All right, you get Snoopy.
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So I'm not crazy, huh?
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Let's do this.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Now, I'm handling this, remember?
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Yes, I remember.
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- But handle it.
- I will.
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Don't be too friendly,
just get right on to the dog thing.
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Don't diddle around
with these people.
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I'm not gonna diddle. Now, back.
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Okay, next time we knock.
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Oh, so you guys
deliver women now, huh?
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No, no, no. We're the Heffernans,
we live next door.
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I'm kidding you, I know who you are.
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Our bedrooms are right across.
Come on in.
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Hey, Dorothy!
Honey, come on in here.
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Stop unpacking for a couple
seconds, meet the neighbours.
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Our neighbours. How wonderful.
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- I'm Doug, and this is-
- Carrie. Hi.
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- Hi, Carrie. Hi.
- Hi, Doug.
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- Tim and Dorothy Sacksky.
- Okay.
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So sit, sit.
We'll talk, get to know each other.
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Actually, we both have to get to...
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Sure.
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Oh, it's nice
having friendly neighbours.
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Our last neighbours
were so standoffish.
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Well, don't worry about us,
we're stand-onish.
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You're Amish?
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No, no, it was a joke.
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Because you just said, "Standoffish",
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so I threw it around the back
with a stand-onish.
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- Okay.
- Oh, good, yeah.
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- So...
- So.
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- Neighbours.
- Next-door neighbours.
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- You said it.
- Yes, I did.
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- This is nice. Isn't this nice?
- It's nice, yeah.
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Doug?
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Didn't you wanna ask
Tim and Dorothy something?
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Oh, right, right, right.
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- What was that?
- Wasn't it something about their dog?
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Yes. Yes, Yes.
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Yes.
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What about our little Stanley?
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Stanley, I love it when dogs
get people names, don't you?
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Not so much.
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- So, what do you wanna know?
- Actually, I just wanted to mention,
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and it's so not a big deal,
but his barking,
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although faint,
occasionally wakes us up.
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A little, not even fully up.
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- I'm so- We're so sorry.
- So sorry.
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I feel horrible about this.
How long has this been going on?
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Oh, that? I don't even know.
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Hon, didn't you mention to me
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that it's been every single night
since they moved in?
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I may have, yeah.
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- Since we moved in?
- How could we not have heard it?
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- How could we not have heard?
- I don't know.
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You know what?
He's in the backyard, and the alley,
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it acts like a funnel and just scoops
the sound up to our bedroom.
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No one's to blame. No one.
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Yup, it's obviously the alley's fault.
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Well, whoever's at fault,
consider this problem solved.
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He just needs a good long walk
every night.
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- We'll take care of it.
- Yeah.
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Well, great. Thanks.
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Forget it, we're neighbours. This is
what it's about, friendly communication.
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I couldn't agree with you more.
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- Hey, it's so nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Don't be strangers.
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Oh, we won't.
We'll see you by the garbage cans.
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Because they're down the thing, the-
I have cans and--
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Oh, yeah. Okay, okay. Good one.
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Hey, Dad. What's cooking?
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This "Peanuts" thing
goes deeper than I thought.
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Look at this.
Books, videos, merchandise.
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Schulz has probably raked in
thousands off of this stuff.
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My stuff.
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Dad, is this gonna be like the time
you swore they used your image
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as the Gorton's Fisherman?
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Should I go put on my raincoat
and boots?
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Do we need to go
through that again?
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No, no. No, no.
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I still remember it vividly
from my sweet-sixteen party.
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- Hey, babe.
- Look what I found on the front porch.
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Who sent us a basket?
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A couple of folks
I like to call the Sackskys.
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That name is still fun.
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Really? They sent us this?
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See? We take two minutes
out of our life to be nice,
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and not only will they control
their dog, but I know a certain couple
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who are now stupid
with water crackers.
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Here, read the card.
Look at that.
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"What is a neighbour?
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N is for the nearby friends
who care."
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That's us.
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"E is for each of us
caring, sharing, giving."
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Jump to R.
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"R is for the rays of light
that are Doug and Carrie Heffernan."
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Oh, look at that.
We're mentioned by name.
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We're also in the phone book.
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Check that out.
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Call 911, tell them
there are two murder victims next door.
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I'll handle the rest.
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Carrie, you can't go over there.
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I'm going.
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For God's sakes,
they sent us a basket.
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I ate all the garlic olives.
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- Just get out of my way.
- No, Carrie. No.
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All right? I'm not letting you go.
I will deal with this myself.
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Okay, fine.
You go ahead and deal with it.
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- Go ahead.
- Okay. Let me just get my jacket.
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- Carrie, no! No!
- Doug, please,
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five minutes!
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- Two minutes!
- No.
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Okay, how about this?
How about this?
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I go over there, punch them
in the head, and come right back.
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Carrie, no.
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- Look, I will take care of this.
- But you're gonna be nice.
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No, I'm not. I'm angry.
245
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Okay, good. Okay, good. Go now.
246
00:13:46,972 --> 00:13:48,222
- Go now, come on.
- All right.
247
00:13:48,347 --> 00:13:49,973
- Can I get my jacket?
- No, no. Go now.
248
00:13:50,098 --> 00:13:51,888
- All right. All right.
- Go, go, go.
249
00:14:04,102 --> 00:14:06,473
- Yeah?
- It's Doug Heffernan.
250
00:14:07,728 --> 00:14:09,435
Who?
251
00:14:09,646 --> 00:14:14,139
- Doug Heffernan from next door.
- Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, just come on in.
252
00:14:14,439 --> 00:14:16,264
- Hi, Doug.
- Hey, Tim.
253
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:17,898
I'm sorry to bother you this late,
254
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,899
but we got a problem
we need to deal with now.
255
00:14:20,066 --> 00:14:22,637
Just- Let me- I just need to...
256
00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:26,600
This stupid...
257
00:14:31,027 --> 00:14:32,307
What's up, Doug?
258
00:14:33,487 --> 00:14:35,821
Tim, when we came over here
this morning, you promised us
259
00:14:36,029 --> 00:14:38,067
you'd get your dog
to stop barking at night.
260
00:14:38,321 --> 00:14:39,649
Yeah. And...?
261
00:14:41,697 --> 00:14:44,068
And he's doing it right now.
262
00:14:45,157 --> 00:14:47,693
Oh, the- Doug, I'm sorry--
263
00:14:47,949 --> 00:14:49,656
Stanley!
264
00:14:50,242 --> 00:14:51,652
I'm so sorry, Doug.
265
00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:54,535
I just can't find a minute
to walk the poor guy.
266
00:14:54,743 --> 00:14:56,948
My division laid off
two people this week.
267
00:14:57,161 --> 00:14:59,318
Now I am
the Marketing Department.
268
00:14:59,578 --> 00:15:01,329
You know what,
I'm sorry to hear that, Tim,
269
00:15:01,454 --> 00:15:05,449
but we have jobs too,
and we need a decent night's sleep.
270
00:15:05,663 --> 00:15:07,904
I'm drowning here, Doug.
271
00:15:08,164 --> 00:15:09,408
I'm 46 years old.
272
00:15:09,623 --> 00:15:12,990
I mean, how do you screw up
a life without even knowing it?
273
00:15:13,999 --> 00:15:16,571
It's just, if I don't get eight hours...
274
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,081
Tim, who is it so late?
275
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,996
It's just Doug.
Go back to bed, honey.
276
00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:23,454
Did he get our basket?
277
00:15:23,669 --> 00:15:25,909
I don't know.
He didn't say anything about it.
278
00:15:26,170 --> 00:15:27,497
Yes, I did. It was lovely.
279
00:15:27,754 --> 00:15:29,544
- And the card?
- Dorothy, honey, please.
280
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:32,457
You heard what the doctor said,
you shouldn't be yelling.
281
00:15:32,672 --> 00:15:34,580
- It's too soon.
- I'm sorry!
282
00:15:34,839 --> 00:15:38,087
Yeah, see, you just yelled that!
Stop it!
283
00:15:38,549 --> 00:15:40,623
Stanley!
284
00:15:42,383 --> 00:15:44,789
I think that one got him.
That was good.
285
00:15:45,343 --> 00:15:46,373
Oh, it's not his fault.
286
00:15:46,593 --> 00:15:49,082
There's no one to play with him,
no one to walk him.
287
00:15:49,302 --> 00:15:50,712
He's just barking for love.
288
00:15:51,511 --> 00:15:54,001
And what do I do? I yell at him.
289
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,425
Oh, that's real good, Tim.
290
00:15:57,013 --> 00:15:59,383
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
291
00:16:14,143 --> 00:16:16,051
Point number seven,
I frequently fell down
292
00:16:16,269 --> 00:16:18,556
while attempting to kick field goals.
293
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:24,105
Point number eight, I lost
my virginity to a Peppermint Patty.
294
00:16:24,813 --> 00:16:29,057
No, not the candy, Mr. Funnyman.
295
00:16:29,982 --> 00:16:32,222
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll hold.
296
00:16:32,441 --> 00:16:35,226
Dad, who are you talking to?
297
00:16:35,483 --> 00:16:37,309
One of the partners
from your law firm.
298
00:16:38,276 --> 00:16:40,018
My law firm?
299
00:16:40,277 --> 00:16:43,229
These bozos wouldn't know
a good case if they stepped in it.
300
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:46,693
Oh, well.
301
00:16:51,447 --> 00:16:53,403
Oh, got cut off.
302
00:16:53,614 --> 00:16:56,150
Right in the middle of "Rocket Man."
303
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,564
Hey, baby. Where you going?
304
00:17:02,659 --> 00:17:04,034
Just out to the car for a second.
305
00:17:04,201 --> 00:17:05,742
What for?
306
00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:12,495
Just gonna check the tyre pressure.
I think she's been pulling left.
307
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,953
Didn't you do that last night?
308
00:17:14,621 --> 00:17:16,493
The fronts.
309
00:17:16,705 --> 00:17:19,276
Tonight I do the backs.
310
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,905
Come here for a second.
311
00:17:22,206 --> 00:17:23,581
Do you hear that?
312
00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:26,031
- What?
- Silence.
313
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:28,531
No dog barking.
314
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:33,750
You know, whatever.
I mean, I laid down the law.
315
00:17:35,127 --> 00:17:38,494
It was pretty tough, but, you know
what, I think they respected me for it.
316
00:17:38,962 --> 00:17:41,665
My big tough guy.
317
00:17:41,879 --> 00:17:43,159
- I have an idea.
- Yeah?
318
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:45,418
Why don't you forget about the car
319
00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:48,380
and come upstairs
and check my tyre pressure?
320
00:17:51,091 --> 00:17:53,331
I don't know what that means.
321
00:17:54,425 --> 00:17:57,340
Okay, I was going for an image there,
didn't quite land though.
322
00:17:57,551 --> 00:18:01,214
Oh, I know what you mean.
Oh, I wanna do it too.
323
00:18:01,427 --> 00:18:02,422
In about ten minutes.
324
00:18:06,762 --> 00:18:09,430
Come on, Stan. Come on.
325
00:18:09,596 --> 00:18:11,837
Come on, there you go.
326
00:18:12,472 --> 00:18:15,140
Let's go, that's a perfectly good spot.
327
00:18:15,432 --> 00:18:17,589
I would go there.
328
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:22,051
Let's try our luck over here.
Come on, come on.
329
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:25,183
Come on, we've been
walking for a mile, I'm cold.
330
00:18:26,602 --> 00:18:27,764
What you doing?
331
00:18:28,853 --> 00:18:32,848
This? I- I-
I ran into him out here.
332
00:18:33,062 --> 00:18:36,511
Alrighty. Take it easy now.
Good seeing you again.
333
00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:37,974
All right, let's go.
334
00:18:38,689 --> 00:18:42,056
You've been walking that dog
every night, haven't you?
335
00:18:42,607 --> 00:18:46,020
All right, I have, but not for him,
for me, for the exercise.
336
00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:49,232
Let's face it, I'm getting pretty cut.
337
00:18:49,901 --> 00:18:50,896
Where are you going?
338
00:18:51,151 --> 00:18:53,107
To deal with the Sacksky people.
339
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,688
Come on. Would you-?
340
00:18:54,902 --> 00:18:56,312
Give me one more chance.
341
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:58,027
Really, Doug?
What's your plan now?
342
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:00,607
You gonna paint their house
or service them sexually?
343
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:02,767
You don't understand!
344
00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:07,523
Dorothy's sick
and Tim's under a lot of pressure!
345
00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:11,106
He is the Marketing Department!
346
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,661
Carrie, so nice of you to stop by--
347
00:19:25,912 --> 00:19:27,785
Yeah, save it. Here's the deal.
348
00:19:28,038 --> 00:19:29,745
- Hey, Carrie.
- Oh, hello, dear.
349
00:19:29,955 --> 00:19:31,247
Now, listen to me, both of you.
350
00:19:31,372 --> 00:19:33,778
My husband's a sweet,
caring, easygoing person.
351
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:37,332
Luckily, I'm none of those things, so
I'm just gonna give it to you straight.
352
00:19:37,369 --> 00:19:40,000
- Hey, how's it going?
- At night, we like to sleep.
353
00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:41,577
We're kind of kooky that way.
354
00:19:41,792 --> 00:19:44,542
So if your dog needs to go out
for a walk, how about from now on,
355
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:47,537
oh, I don't know,
one of you take him, okay?
356
00:19:47,752 --> 00:19:49,836
Because if he barks again,
I'm gonna be back, yeah,
357
00:19:49,961 --> 00:19:52,285
and I won't be in such a good mood.
358
00:19:53,671 --> 00:19:56,338
I told you not to let him walk the dog.
359
00:19:56,547 --> 00:19:57,921
He's your dog.
360
00:19:58,172 --> 00:19:59,666
You needed something to love.
361
00:19:59,881 --> 00:20:03,378
Oh, well, the only thing you love
is upstairs in the medicine cabinet.
362
00:20:03,591 --> 00:20:06,127
Dorothy, you're not supposed to yell.
363
00:20:06,342 --> 00:20:08,467
All right, you know what?
This dog is history, okay?
364
00:20:08,676 --> 00:20:10,385
- I'm getting rid of it.
- Fine, go ahead.
365
00:20:10,551 --> 00:20:13,344
I'm not bluffing. Tomorrow,
I'm gonna set it loose on Staten Island.
366
00:20:13,469 --> 00:20:15,294
Please do!
367
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:25,844
So the tough little lady
decides to bring the dog home.
368
00:20:27,098 --> 00:20:28,924
Well, he is cute.
369
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,464
And they are insane.
370
00:20:31,683 --> 00:20:33,306
So I think we made the right move.
371
00:20:33,559 --> 00:20:35,851
Congratulations, Stan,
you no longer have to walk around
372
00:20:36,059 --> 00:20:39,011
with that embarrassing
Sacksky name anymore.
373
00:20:39,227 --> 00:20:41,514
Now you're a Heffernan.
374
00:20:43,478 --> 00:20:45,055
It's late. We should go to bed.
375
00:20:45,271 --> 00:20:48,435
Actually, we are overdue
for a little thump-thump time.
376
00:20:51,939 --> 00:20:55,279
You think we should?
In front of the dog?
377
00:20:55,315 --> 00:20:58,149
I had to watch him with a poodle.
He can deal with it.
378
00:21:09,778 --> 00:21:12,065
What is he looking at?
379
00:21:14,155 --> 00:21:16,691
Oh, his former owners.
380
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:27,146
All right, Dougie,
381
00:21:27,367 --> 00:21:29,785
Charlie Schulz is about to get
a taste of his own medicine.
382
00:21:29,910 --> 00:21:30,905
Oh, yeah?
383
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:34,076
I'm working on my own
comic strip based on his life.
384
00:21:34,286 --> 00:21:36,526
It's called "Beer Nuts."
385
00:21:36,745 --> 00:21:40,822
It's about a gang of 6-year-olds
who hang out at a bar.
386
00:21:41,872 --> 00:21:43,413
I like it.
387
00:21:43,622 --> 00:21:46,456
Which one of the stick figures
is supposed to be Schulz?
388
00:21:46,998 --> 00:21:49,452
The one with the zigzag shirt.
389
00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:51,583
I thought you wore the zigzag shirt.
390
00:21:51,792 --> 00:21:54,744
We all did.
It was our school uniform.
391
00:21:56,293 --> 00:21:59,043
That's gonna hurt my case, isn't it?
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