All language subtitles for Geordie Shore Season 6 Episode 1 (1)

Geordie Shore is back.

Last time around,
Ricci and Vicky split up.

We just need to be on our own.

¶

Dan and Ricci are gone.

[Charlotte screams]

Me and Charlotte are done.

I'm sick of arguing,
I'm sick of shouting,

and this time I fucking mean it.

I love ya.

Me and Gary still
aren't speaking.

I want nothing
more to do with him.

[screaming and a crash]

Goodbye James.

See ya.

I do regret what happened
between me and Holly

'cause we did use to be
really good friends.

I don't want anything to
do with the boy anymore.

He's just not the
person that I used to know.

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New Castle, done.

Cancun, done.

Australia, guess what,
you're getting done.

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The Geordie's are
going down under.

To Australia.

I've met someone who
I really care about.

It's still quite new.

Throw another
shrimp on the barbie.

Hello?

Help!

The Geordie's are
going down under.

And deep into the bush.

[screaming and squealing tires]

[grunts]

So Heidi and Audrina have had a
face lift, and they are ready

to go on holiday.

You're a stupid little prick.

No one even likes ya.

They don't move.

[playful scream]

¶

It's fucking Jay?

I'll wash me face me self, man.

This one's gonna be
the best one yet.

Round yourselves,
this is a fucking war.

¶

And boom.

[yelling]

Here we go again.

A load of cock's
going down under.

What's changed?

[screams]

I should have a
degree in pulling women.

I am a Geordie Girl,
with a V.I.P. edge.

I've never kissed
anyone without a six-pack.

Get in this house, time
to tear a piece off.

I can talk the back
legs off a donkey.

I'm fit, I'm flirty,
and I've got double F's.

The hardest graft I've
ever done is doing me hair.

Geordie Shore, way ay!

I'm moving to Australia and like
the typical belland that I am,

I forgot me fucking passport.

What an absolute nightmare.

Gaz is gonna be in Sydney
fucking cleaning up and I'm

gonna be stuck having to tug in
the fucking hotel room waiting

for me passport to
get dropped off.

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Australia, the
Geordie's have landed.

Weee!

Why is it rainin'?

Oh my God.

I don't like it.

I could've looked out me fucking
window in New Castle

for fucking rain.

I'm gonna end up looking like
Diana Ross as well cause me hair

is gonna get fucking massive.

My hair is gonna run.

I'm gonna look like I
got paint on me face.

Charlotte has just
decided to not fucking turn up.

Is it because she's scared of
what might happen with her

and Gary?

Is it cause she's too busy
soaking up the new man

in her life?

Who fucking knows.

Can I borrow your umbrella?

No.

We're good.

Everyone's friendly as well.

We've all got a bed.

If we were shagging people,
we would still make the

effort to come.

I don't like it.

I don't like the way we
flew 24 hours for this.

I'm sure it's meant to be sunny.

If James is coming to Australia,
and he is still with Kate, and

he has got the same attitude,
I want nothing to do with him.

You go first.

Come on.

She's coming.

I'm coming.

Oh, I'm in the puddle, great.

Can you watch your feet?

Your feet are tan.

[laughter]

Me and Ricci are
no longer together.

I'm not engaged
anymore, and I'm single.

Back to the old Vicky.

Gary will shock those heels.

[laughter]

What the fuck is that?

We're gonna have
a lot of mystery.

It's a shaggin' wagon?

Mystery solved,
it's a shit hole.

All right, let's go girls.

Holly, set that down.

[cheering]

All the way to Australia,
and it's fucking raining.

[sighs]

A fucking 24 hour flight,
so me and Gaz are nackered.

This is gonna be so good man.

I just landed off a 24 hour
flight next to that boring

fucker and now it's raining.

Do you know how many fake
babes are in Sydney, man?

It's gonna be
fucking unbelievable.

I will miss Ricci and Dan.

Dan's like a little
brother, a little apprentice.

Australian birds alone are
some of the best birds ever.

Ricci, I won't miss the
arguments, but I do have a bond

with him and I will
miss him as well.

All right, let's go.

[cheering]

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[engine revving]

I do wanna be with Kate, but
that's not gonna stop us

from having fun out here.

I can't fucking wait, like,
there's gonna be so many girls.

And all the girls have got like
healthy looking and just like,

the love themselves don't they?

Ahh, I just wanna
like get out tonight.

Get to the house,
unpack, and start drinking.

[engine revs]

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[horn blows]

I can not wait to see our house.

I've got a feeling this
could be the best one yet.

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Wow.

And it's absolutely sick.

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To our new house.

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Now this is the shag pad.

Good God.

The shag pad is the best
shag pad we've ever had.

It's upstairs, out of
the way of everyone.

No one's gonna interfere.

Give em the old romantic shit.

Look at the view, do you want a
glass of wine, when really we're

gonna turn around,
get in bed and bang.

You looking at the moon,
it's up there, anyway,

enough of that babe.

Yeah, let's get into bed.

All I know, is once I'm finished
with these Australian girls,

bond-aye rescue's phone is
gonna ring off the hook.

For all mc views.

[horn honks]

[screams]

Here.

The boys aren't
in that are they?

[horn honks]

And then we hear horns going,
we think shit,

wait, this has gotta
be the girls.

[horn honks]

[girls scream]

And they all pull up in that
stupid fucking camper van.

You all right?

Did yous drive in that?

Yeah, fuck it, we're here.

[laughter]

Where's Charlotte?

She's not here yet.

She's not here?

She's arriving fashionably late.

Right.

Apparently
Charlotte's got a boyfriend.

As much as I love her as a
friend, and I care about her,

that is music to my ears.

I was sick of arguing with her,
I was sick of fighting with her,

I wanna have fun with her, and I
wanna enjoy myself in Australia.

I'm pullin birds, so for
me, that is fucking perfect.

Oh my God.

[screaming]

Oh my God, it's
absolutely unbelievable.

I'll show you my
room, my double bed.

Why the fuck do you get the...

[screaming]

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

How cool is it?

It is fucking incredible.

Oh my God.

Fuck off.

Shit, this is amazing.

I wanna have fun, let me hair
down, and fucking tash on with

loads of random, wicked, lads.

And probably Harold
Bishop just for the van.

To Australia.

[cheers]

¶

I just wanna
fuckin' get out, man.

I can't wait.

Man, I love this little thing.

We're all just chillin, having
a drink, enjoying our new house

and our new surroundings,
when I hear a rumble.

¶

It sounds like an Austintacious
motor bike, an owner of which

is guaranteed to be a
complete and utter wanker.

[musical bells]

Is that our doorbell?

Watch this.

Watch this.

Who's there?

And the owner of said
motorbike is our new boss.

Steve.

Steve Shearer?

Yeah.

Shearer.

He's looking like fucking
Crocodile Dundee gone wrong.

And he smells like the
horse he rode in on.

Today?

Today?

Yes.

Are you kiddin'?

We've just been
on a 24 hour flight.

Bad fucking luck.

You keep forgetting
that we're here to work,

when all I wanna do is bang.

[laughter]

Drinks?

Here you go.

Great.

This time last year, I was
getting proposed to in Cancun.

Now I'm in a fucking
bedroom with Scott and Gary.

Are we gonna lay
down some ground rules?

What kind of
fucking ground rules?

Well, cause I'm a girl and
you're a boy, and we're sharing.

Yeah, but you're a lad as well.

Bit of lad banter definitely.

I can not go there.

Can I?

Nah, nah, no.

Gaz, no.

I'm not gonna like
bang in front of you.

'Cause that was like
me number one rule.

Was it?

I thought, please don't....

Me and Char did it, so I'm not
gonna like leave you out,

do you know what I mean?

Thanks Gary, you're all heart.

It's so nice to feel like I
can just kind of sit and have a

conversation with Gary without
the pressures of Charlotte or

Ricci being there, and I
actually feel like in Australia,

we can get on and be friends.

I just hope he doesn't fall in
love with this 'cause let's

face it, it's fucking
inevitable, isn't it?

Come on roomie.

To Sydney!

¶

Our first big night out,
let's show Sydney exactly

what they've been missing.

¶

We get to the King's
Horse Hotel, get in there,

birds everywhere,
the tunes are mint.

This is what I
imagined Sydney being like.

¶

I'm just looking around at
everyone and I'm thinking,

we're back.

¶

It's my first night out,
back with single Vicky,

just having a laugh,
just having drinks.

We're necking drinks together.

It's mint.

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This is not flirting though.

Or is it?

¶

She's confident, she's got
banter, she's flirtatious, she's

in your face and it's just so
nice to actually have her back.

There's a huge
elephant in the room.

Charlotte, is going to
arrive at some point,

and where do her
and Gary pick up?

¶

I do wanna make it up with
Holly and I do want us all

to be back to a family.

I seriously think that James
just thought, oh yeah

I can apologize and
everything will be fine.

But no, she wants to
carry on the drama.

It's as if she wants
to carry on this shit.

No I'm sorry, it's gonna take
a lot more than one word

to be my friend again.

Fuck me, it's just all
been thrown back in my face.

I can't believe this is the
first night and it's all

kicking off already.

Charlotte and Gary
haven't even started yet.

¶

¶

The Aussie birds aren't
gonna know what's hit them,

especially when they get a bit
of Scott T's English pipe.

¶

In bounced Scotty fucking T,
the family is nearly complete.

¶

So now Scott's here, the
whole night's changed.

It's back to it's old ways.

¶

It's nice to have a bit
of healthy competition.

Scott's here, let's see
who can get down first.

Beware girls, 'cause
spunk is before you.

¶

Before Scott got there, Gary was
fun, he was family oriented,

and he was having a laugh.

Me and him were having heart
to hearts, and the minute Scott

turns up, he just becomes a
fucking giant walking

erection once again.

¶

Within two minutes we got two
girls, we're both necking on.

Scott, he hasn't even been
at the house and he's

already fucking pulling.

Get your priorities
sorted Scott Teal.

¶

I'm pissed off, I'm jet lagged,
I'm tired,

and I'm getting pissed.

And I'm worried cause I
don't want it to get back to

how it was.

¶

I said hello to everyone, got
me self a drink and within five

minutes I'm taking a bird home.

This is fucking mint.

¶

This is day one in Australia
and already it's kicking off.

For fuck sake.

Enough of all this shit, it's
time we get back to the house

and christen that shag pad.

I tried to make an effort with
Holly cause I do want everyone

to get on again, and she
chucks it back in my face.

With Gary and Scott pulling,
it's left up to me to look after

James and you can
tell he's really upset.

Basically, I just, I said,
look like, fucking hell,

I apologized for last time.

Like, I was in the wrong.

Yeah.

I says, I shouldn't of done it.

I didn't ever intend for the way
it was, do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

I don't want James to be lonely,
and I wanna be there for him any

way I can, but I'm not a boy.

I get so fucking
worked up about it.

I know well hey, James, you
know we're human, and Kate's

not talking to me and now
I'm getting worked up.

Ricci's not here, and I took
James' friend away and

because of that I feel
guilty, I feel like shit.

Lads don't give a fuck, like...

'Cause lads...

All they're bothered about is
pulling, like I can't bond with

them even if I was single.

I couldn't bond with them 'cause
it's not normal lad crack.

You don't have, yeah, yeah
you talk about funny right,

you wanna pull birds?

Like fucking, that's standard,
but it's not everything.

Vicky can understand why
I'm angry and why I'm upset.

Everyone can see what's going
on and they're all sick of it.

And I'm trying to make
it better but Holly's

not having any of it.

And just know
that you're trying.

And that's all it takes James.

No one's gonna let you
fucking be on your own

when you're trying.

And you know what?

See what speaks volumes is
Holly still cares about you.

Things aren't lost between
you, it's just she's super hurt.

¶

So we get back to the house
and fuck it, I'm going to bed.

I'm sick.

I wanted to have a good night
with everyone, have a laugh,

but now it's all fucked.

I do just want to be his friend
again, but the way that he made

me feel, and how horrible he was
about me, I just can't do it.

Vicky's gonna be his friend,
but it doesn't mean I have to.

¶

Fuck me, this house is mint.

Scotty T hasn't even
seen his own bed yet and

he's got a girl back.

How does he even
know what bed to go in?

¶

I couldn't give a fuck, I'm
taking this bird in the first

bed that I see and that's that.

¶

So I've got this bird in me bed
and I'm having to play a

wicked game of scrabble.

¶

I get back to the house,
get in the shag pad,

this amazing sea view...

And all she wants to do is talk.

The graft begins now.

Eventually the ground work
pays off and I'm down under.

Good day mate.

¶

As a fucking really good
housemate, I opt to take

the sofa, take one for the team.

I'm already on the fucking sofa
and it's only the first night.

Fuck's sake.

¶

¶

First night.

Bash!

¶

Fuck right off.

I'm not driving
that piece of shit.

Since I'm in Australia, I don't
understand, you can't get more

Australian than a fucking yute.

Get in!

[honks horn]

Gary, I can't.

It's, oh my God
it's hurting me arms.

It's like being at the gym.

Turn it that way.

I know.

Oh my God, this is pouring out.

What if Charlotte comes back?

I don't know how
she's gonna feel.

Yeah.

I feel like she's
just gonna come.

She's just gonna
probably bang you for a bit.

But like eventually...

Say the odd words, yeah.

Say the odd words, whatever.

I'm happy with that though.

I'm okay with being civil.

Eventually we'll get back to
having a laugh like we used to,

and I'll get and go pull
girls out of the house.

That is what I want.

¶

So me and Vicky walk
up to this party bus.

¶

The work is our
usual Geordie Tours.

Just tashing on
and getting fucked.

Brilliant.

Australia's party bus knocks
Anna's fuckin' piddly little bus

right out of the water.

It makes it look like your with
your fucking grandma,

and this is frat house week.

It's fucking amazing.

¶

Scott's running around
like a giant vibrator

in a fucking blond wig.

He's completely in his
element buzzing his tits off.

¶

This is what a
party bus should be.

Everyone's having a
fucking mint time,

the vodka's getting
thrown about.

¶

Job well done.

¶

It's my first Saturday night out
in Sydney so there's only

one place to go, Pasha.

Scott and Vicky still aren't
back from work, fuck this,

it's Saturday night,
I'm going out.

¶

All right, this is to not being
at work on a Saturday night.

Cheers.

Like unlucky Scott and Vicky.

Not being at work and
we're first cheers.

Cheers.

All I'm worried about now is
Charlotte coming and

ending up in my room.

Cheers.

Go.

Let's do these shots.

¶

[club music]

[club music]

I'm in Sydney, I'm newly single,
I'm on the fucking party bus.

Who needs more drinks?

I'm getting fucking marriage
proposals, I'm getting cocks

thrust in me
face, drinks handed.

It was, it's been a long
time since I've had a

night out like this.

If I'm going to tash on, this
is the fucking place to do it.

I spot a man and he's making eye
contact with me and I'm making

eye contact with him and
we started gravitating

towards each other.

And his tongue's in me fucking
mouth and it's kind of wicked.

I am fucking tashing on.

Single Vicky is
getting her first tash on.

¶

God, I don't know, I
can do anything I wanted.

This is just fucking amazing.

I've just got so much
excitement and nervous energy.

People better watch out, me
lips have got like a fucking

mind of their own.

It's gonna be like a
great big tashing on tornado.

Nobody's gonna
fucking know what hit it.

¶

So we're in the club and it's
like a massive circus show.

¶

I love Sydney.

¶

Tonight, for me, it's all
about just enjoying me self.

¶

Me and Sophie are on the way
to getting very very drunk.

¶

¶

The look away, me and Gary
are really good friends, and

Sophie's really good friends
with James, so we're kind of

just like keeping apart
and distracting each other.

¶

I don't love Ricci anymore,
and we're not together, and

I'm single, and I should be
able to do what I want.

But I'm a fucking girl, I'm a
real person, with real emotions,

and I loved him.

I loved him for fucking ages
and I can't just t urn that off.

I wish I fucking
could, but I can't.

And tashing on with this
random tonight just proved that.

Fuck!

The first time, pulling for
V was always gonna be hard,

especially when she's just got
out of a serious engagement,

but it will get easier.

¶

Scotty!

Scott's turned up,
there's no Vicky.

This might just be too soon
after she's just had a

massive break up with Ricci.

Why is that, all our girls do,
cry, neck on, cry, neck on,

cry, neck on.

Basic.

¶

It did upset me last night
seeing him crying and I didn't

realize that he
would get that upset.

So I feel like I do need to
go and clear the air with him.

And I'm thinking, oh shit,
I just don't want

another repeat of last night.

And it's just isn't
looking good at all.

He's patronizing
me, he's shushing me.

[Holly screams]

Oh my God, I'm just
absolutely fucking furious.

Boom, it's kicked off.

Holly's getting excited,
her hands are over here,

she's kicking off.

All she wants is attention and
people to feel sorry for her.

[Holly screams]

And then the next thing I know,
I'm getting escorted

out through the fire exit.

I mean, Sydney's best night
club, and 20 minutes later

I'm getting kicked out of it.

We're probably not gonna
be allowed back in there

again thanks to me.

[Holly screams]

¶

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To be honest, I don't give a
fuck what's happening

between James and Holly.

All I care about is me,
who I ride in Australia.

¶

For once, it's not me
involved in all the drama.

Fuck this fighting, I'm
a lover, not a fighter.

I'm gonna get a
bird and fuck her.

There's one.

What's your name darlin'?

Actually it doesn't fucking
matter, get in the taxi,

you're getting Gaz'd.

¶

Everyone's ready to leave the
club and I haven't even thought

about nesting a bird because
of all the kick offs and I've

literally got a power minute to
find someone to go home with.

¶

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I had the shag pad last
night, Scott's got the

shag pad tonight.

Vicky's already in bed so I
can't have my double bed.

I can't go in the girls room.

¶

I need a fucking bed.

James, I need your room.

Tonight's been absolutely
shit and now to top it all off,

I can't even sleep in me own
bed because fucking Gaz

has brought a bird back.

The shag pad's mine tonight, so
it's straight up the stairway to

heaven which just happens to
end at my fucking belland.

¶

In me head I'm thinking,
shit I'm banging a bird

in Charlotte's future bed.

Fuck.

Put the cuffs on this, guilty.

¶

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Me and Gary haven't spoken since
last time but I feel like I'm in

a much better place right now.

I've met someone who I really
care about, but it's still

really new, so I can't stand the
thought of anyone ruinin' it.

¶

I wake up, and Holly's
no where to be seen.

I know for a fact that sheep
shagging Steve is gonna

have something to say for
Holly's actions last night.

That means one thing, Holly's
lost her place in the house

for a while cause she's
getting a boligan.

Hello?

Hello!

I hear shoutin' and straight
away, I know exactly who it is.

[piano music]

[Charlotte screams]

Out of the blue, I just
hear that screeching,

screaming, stupid voice.

And it is, it's Charlotte.

She's back.

Seeing Gary again
is, it's not weird.

It doesn't really
feel like anything.

Like, it just
feels like nothing.

How are you?

Sophie's coming down as well.

I'm nervous but I'm
excited to see her.

Is she speaking with
us, are we not speaking?

And I was like, ugg, but still I
wanna go downstairs and

I wanna see the girl.

How are you doing?

Where's Sophie and Holly?

Is that my Charlotte?

[Charlotte screams]

Thank fuck she's here.

I am fucking buzzing.

How are you?

This is when my
time here starts.

Been going a little bit wild.

Weirdly the atmosphere between
Gaz and Charlotte is sound at

the moment, but let's see how
long that lasts before they rip

each others fucking heads off.

No one's slept in
their own beds yet.

Gary's had sex in your bed.

Has he?

Oh well that's great.

Sophie that was a really...

Welcome home.

Same shit, different day.

I'm not really off, just
change the fucking sheets.

What do you think about him.

I haven't.

It's just weird,
like it's weird.

It's always weird seeing him.

I don't really feel like any,
I don't really have

any time for him.

I think he's a bit ugly now.

Oh have you gone that way?

Like he makes me
sort of repulsed.

Nice.

Sometimes that can
happen can't it.

Yeah.

You can fall out of love
and there's no attraction.

This is a real, real
progression for Charlotte.

I feel like it's a sign that she
might finally be starting

to get over Gary.

I just, I just can't
believe he had sex in me bed.

Why not?

Why does anything bother you.

So did he know I was
gonna be sleeping in it now?

I am sick to death of
Charlotte and Gary

and that silly relationship.

For her sake I hope she walks
away from him in Australia and

never speak to him again.

Just tell him you want
him to clean the sheets.

Oh I'd just
rather not mention it.

I don't want any
excuses to talk to him.

¶

We've been in Oz a couple days
now and we haven't been

to the beach yet.

So, it's in the
cars and off to Manny.

¶

In Australia it's mad, you can
just walk up to 10 fit birds

playing volleyball
and get involved.

In New Castle, if you walked
up to a girl and were like,

can I play with you?

You get a backhand.

¶

Evidently all they're interested
in is half clad bikini babes.

Who would have thought it?

¶

I tried to kiss
someone the other night.

I was waiting for
this to happen.

I can't even
remember who kissed who.

I know he was leaning in and I
know I was leaning in, then all

the sudden we're like tashing
on and I couldn't tell you a

fucking thing other
than I felt guilty.

And I just felt like shit.

It's your first time.

Your first time's
gonna be like that.

'Cause I burst into
tears like a fucking...

Did the boy see you cry?

Yeah, I cried in front of him.

Oh my God, what
will he thought of ya?

Probably that he's a
lack shit of a kisser.

How embarrassing.

Thanks Charlotte, I'm really
pleased I can count on you.

[laughter]

And then I fucking told
Scott about it, he gave

me a fucking prick.

I thought I could just fucking
act like Donald Longshlong and

neck on with loads of people
but it turns out I'm just a

teeny tiny testes.

[laughter]

The tables have
definitely turned.

I find me self sitting on this
beach, enjoying a few,

getting relationship advice
from fucking Charlotte?

It's like the twilight zone.

Well we're going out tonight and
I'm gonna give it another go.

You're gonna give
another kiss a go?

I'm gonna give it a try.

Well what about
just a talk and flirt?

Let's just roll with
the punches.

Let's just see how it goes.

Oh shit.

Towel hug.

What the fuck, you creep.

¶

Well I'm gonna go to
sleep 'cause I've been

on a 24 hour flight.

I'm not gonna
come out tonight.

You're not gonna come out, yeah.

I'm not coming out.

I'm not.

I need me sleep.

Like I haven't had any
sleep for a day and a half.

I'm not gonna get drunk and kiss
loads of other lads, or jump

around like a tit like Scott,
cause I'm just not in the mood

because sometimes I can't always
be happy, just like every other

human being on this planet!

¶

Tonight we're off to a
backpacker bar and

I can't help but feel
a little bit jubious.

Something tells me we're
gonna stick out like

sore fucking thumbs.

[club music]

It's my first night out in
Australia without Holly

and I'm actually buzzin'.

I'm finally gonna
get to enjoy me self.

[club music]

Every night out we've had up
until now has revolved around

James and Holly, and ultimately
ends in confrontation.

In her absence, James'
flourishing is the old him,

he's dancing, he's having a
laugh, and he's having fun.

And it's so nice to see.

[club music]

It's backpacker night, so I've
gone out in my flat trainers,

and everyone knows
backpackers can't afford heals.

That's why they all wear flats.

So I'm mingling
with the backpackers.

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Me and Soph venture off into
the club like travel explorers

searching for the native animal,
the elusive Australian till.

They're all disgusting and
I can't even pull in here,

so I don't know how Vicky could.

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In the end, me and Soph actually
strike quite lucky and get

two reasonable looking lads.

Vicky wants to pull, but she
hasn't got the whole power

herself, so I'm like
right, I will wing-woman you.

Vicky's fucking
living the dream.

She's got a blond haired lad on
one side, a dark haired lad

on the other side.

I was thinking, is Vicky
gonna have her first threesome?

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Hello, hello, hello!

I'm asleep and all I hear
is someone kicking off.

Guess who's fucking back!

What the fuck?

Hello, is anyone
in like, or what?

Hello?

[Jay screams]

This is fucking Jay?

What the hell?

[Charlotte screams]

What are you doing?

Is this some kind of
fucked up nightmare.

Have a drink.

Come on Char, have a drink.

Jay is back.

Yay!

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It's so weird seeing
Vicky on the pull again.

And she was like Gaz which
guy do you think I should pick?

The dark one, the blonde one?

I was like, what the fuck?

I was like fuck it,
just have a threesome.

[club music]

Listen, I've only
just got to Oz.

I don't wanna go around
breaking hearts straight away.

So there's no chance I'm tashing
on with either one of them

in front of the other.

It's just not cool.

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Me and Jay have come up with a
plan and to be fucking honest,

I can't wait to
see the reaction.

James come on in, come this way.

I've been by me self and
I've been shitting me self.

I saw something from the window.

You guys please,
come look at this.

You're full of shit.

No I'm fucking
not, I swear to God.

I've been by me self no one's
fucking tried to help us at all.

Come on, everyone come look.

It was over there by the window!

Ha ha ha!

[yelling and cheering]

I'm back in the fucking
Geordie Shore house

and I'm fucking mortal.

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Charlotte pee'd a hat of lies.

It's fucking, Jay?

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I finally got a fucking
decent mate back in the house.

The silver back,
the grayest old man.

The daddy of all
Geordie Shores has came back.

[shouting and laughter]

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