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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,478 --> 00:00:03,514 [bright music playing] 2 00:00:03,614 --> 00:00:04,881 [ding] 3 00:00:09,553 --> 00:00:12,489 ♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh ♪ 4 00:00:12,589 --> 00:00:14,758 ["No More 'I Love You's'" by Annie Lennox plays] 5 00:00:14,858 --> 00:00:18,495 ♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh ♪ 6 00:00:20,164 --> 00:00:23,900 ♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh ♪ 7 00:00:25,469 --> 00:00:28,239 ♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh ♪ 8 00:00:28,339 --> 00:00:31,642 [man] Zoey, I've loved you since the moment I saw you. 9 00:00:32,309 --> 00:00:34,645 You knocked me off my feet, remember? 10 00:00:35,346 --> 00:00:37,914 I knew even then, and I think you did too, 11 00:00:38,014 --> 00:00:40,851 that what we've got is something special, 12 00:00:40,951 --> 00:00:42,219 something powerful, 13 00:00:42,319 --> 00:00:43,254 something real. 14 00:00:44,188 --> 00:00:48,125 When I look into your eyes, I see our whole lives. 15 00:00:48,225 --> 00:00:50,026 The good days, the bad days, 16 00:00:50,127 --> 00:00:51,695 the birthdays, the old age. 17 00:00:51,795 --> 00:00:54,898 I... I want to do it all, Zoey! 18 00:00:55,632 --> 00:00:57,601 As long as I can do it with you. 19 00:00:58,502 --> 00:00:59,903 And sure, it won't be perfect, 20 00:01:00,003 --> 00:01:02,839 but nothing in this world is perfect, 21 00:01:02,939 --> 00:01:04,141 except for you. 22 00:01:05,108 --> 00:01:07,110 I'm ready to build a life, 23 00:01:07,211 --> 00:01:09,480 a family, a future, together, 24 00:01:09,580 --> 00:01:12,749 but that all starts with one question. 25 00:01:13,917 --> 00:01:15,018 Zoey... 26 00:01:17,354 --> 00:01:18,689 Zoey... 27 00:01:19,390 --> 00:01:21,625 Uh, what's your last name again? 28 00:01:23,294 --> 00:01:24,528 Brooks. 29 00:01:25,695 --> 00:01:28,564 Zoey Brooks, will you marry me? 30 00:01:28,665 --> 00:01:31,101 [people gasping and exclaiming] 31 00:01:32,603 --> 00:01:33,570 What are you doing? 32 00:01:33,670 --> 00:01:35,872 I'm asking for your hand. 33 00:01:35,972 --> 00:01:37,040 We've been on two dates. 34 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,975 Two perfect dates that I would like to turn 35 00:01:39,075 --> 00:01:42,213 into forever, so, will you make me the happiest... 36 00:01:42,313 --> 00:01:44,080 No, no, definitely not, absolutely not. 37 00:01:44,181 --> 00:01:45,682 Not in a million years, no! 38 00:01:45,782 --> 00:01:47,384 Well, maybe if you said "yes" now, 39 00:01:47,484 --> 00:01:49,119 and then we could talk about it later. 40 00:01:49,219 --> 00:01:50,421 Byron, stand up. 41 00:01:50,521 --> 00:01:51,855 Yeah. Hi. 42 00:01:53,123 --> 00:01:55,259 You know this is weird, right? 43 00:01:55,359 --> 00:01:56,793 Yeah, I know it's weird. 44 00:01:56,893 --> 00:02:00,163 Just, I'm 30 and a half and I live with my mom, 45 00:02:00,264 --> 00:02:02,599 and I'm the lead singer of a Maroon 5 cover band. 46 00:02:02,699 --> 00:02:05,269 I don't really get a lot of second dates. 47 00:02:05,369 --> 00:02:08,305 Thank you for your honesty, Byron. 48 00:02:08,405 --> 00:02:10,441 I'm sure there's someone out there for you, 49 00:02:10,540 --> 00:02:12,476 it just isn't me. 50 00:02:13,244 --> 00:02:15,078 So I need to leave. 51 00:02:15,846 --> 00:02:17,581 Yeah, that, uh, that makes sense. 52 00:02:17,681 --> 00:02:18,915 You gonna be all right? 53 00:02:19,015 --> 00:02:21,151 Oh yeah, I'm, uh, yeah, I'll be fine. 54 00:02:21,252 --> 00:02:22,253 All right. 55 00:02:22,353 --> 00:02:23,254 So I'll call you? 56 00:02:23,354 --> 00:02:24,721 Please don't. 57 00:02:24,821 --> 00:02:25,756 Okay. 58 00:02:25,856 --> 00:02:27,391 - Congratulations! - Congratulations! 59 00:02:27,491 --> 00:02:29,159 ["Celebrity Skin" by Hole plays] 60 00:02:29,259 --> 00:02:31,962 ♪ Oh, make me over ♪ 61 00:02:32,596 --> 00:02:35,198 ♪ I'm all I wanna be ♪ 62 00:02:36,166 --> 00:02:37,934 ♪ A walking study ♪ 63 00:02:39,770 --> 00:02:41,405 ♪ In demonology ♪ 64 00:02:41,505 --> 00:02:44,808 ♪ Hey, so glad you could make it ♪ 65 00:02:44,908 --> 00:02:48,412 ♪ Yeah, now you've really made it ♪ 66 00:02:48,512 --> 00:02:55,419 ♪ Hey, so glad you could make it now ♪ 67 00:02:55,519 --> 00:02:58,088 [hard rock music ends] 68 00:02:58,188 --> 00:02:59,823 [screaming] 69 00:03:00,357 --> 00:03:01,658 [electricity buzzing] 70 00:03:01,758 --> 00:03:03,594 [bright music playing] 71 00:03:03,694 --> 00:03:06,029 [host] You're watching LOVE: Fully Charged. 72 00:03:07,498 --> 00:03:09,933 Welcome to sunny Malibou Lake, California, 73 00:03:10,033 --> 00:03:12,536 where 12 sexy singles will spend the summer 74 00:03:12,636 --> 00:03:14,538 searching for their perfect match, 75 00:03:14,638 --> 00:03:17,308 with the grand prize of either true love 76 00:03:17,408 --> 00:03:18,442 or a car. 77 00:03:18,542 --> 00:03:19,610 This season, we've taken 78 00:03:19,710 --> 00:03:21,345 a stupid old Pontiac Solstice Coupe 79 00:03:21,445 --> 00:03:22,679 and we've converted it 80 00:03:22,779 --> 00:03:24,815 into the electric vehicle of your dreams. 81 00:03:24,915 --> 00:03:28,619 With a range of 300 miles and self-driving capabilities, 82 00:03:28,719 --> 00:03:31,755 this is the fully charged LUV-6. 83 00:03:31,855 --> 00:03:33,657 Now buckle up because this week, 84 00:03:33,757 --> 00:03:35,459 Jordan B. and Jordyn J. 85 00:03:35,559 --> 00:03:37,060 Go on their first date. 86 00:03:37,794 --> 00:03:39,330 [mellow music playing] 87 00:03:39,430 --> 00:03:40,331 What's up? 88 00:03:41,131 --> 00:03:44,401 I currently drive a 2009 Ford Fiesta, 89 00:03:44,501 --> 00:03:46,002 no A/C, no rearview mirror, 90 00:03:46,102 --> 00:03:47,971 so you know I'm gunnin' for that Pontiac. 91 00:03:48,071 --> 00:03:50,073 But Jordyn J. is lookin' super hot today, 92 00:03:50,173 --> 00:03:52,409 so, yeah, I guess my head is starting to turn! 93 00:03:52,509 --> 00:03:53,509 [giggling] 94 00:03:53,610 --> 00:03:54,978 You're lookin' super hot today. 95 00:03:55,078 --> 00:03:57,448 - You want some wine? - Yeah, thanks. 96 00:03:57,548 --> 00:03:59,115 [laughter] 97 00:03:59,215 --> 00:04:01,318 So look, why'd you pick me to go on a date? 98 00:04:03,554 --> 00:04:05,322 Uh... [chuckles nervously] 99 00:04:05,422 --> 00:04:07,257 [music stops] 100 00:04:08,258 --> 00:04:09,526 Uh... 101 00:04:09,626 --> 00:04:11,362 [chuckles] Um... 102 00:04:11,462 --> 00:04:12,729 Tell her to go. Go, go! 103 00:04:12,829 --> 00:04:14,365 [chuckles nervously] 104 00:04:14,465 --> 00:04:17,000 [Jordan B.] Well, um... 105 00:04:17,100 --> 00:04:18,634 Uh... 106 00:04:19,202 --> 00:04:20,671 Uh... 107 00:04:21,771 --> 00:04:22,773 Oh, thank God. 108 00:04:22,873 --> 00:04:24,107 [whispering] Mysterious... 109 00:04:24,207 --> 00:04:25,976 [Jordan B.] 'Cause you're mysterious 110 00:04:26,076 --> 00:04:27,611 and beautiful, 111 00:04:27,711 --> 00:04:30,113 and you caught my eye the second you walked in. 112 00:04:30,213 --> 00:04:31,682 I haven't felt a connection like this 113 00:04:31,782 --> 00:04:32,982 with anyone else in the villa, 114 00:04:33,049 --> 00:04:34,851 and I'm excited to see where this goes. 115 00:04:34,951 --> 00:04:38,489 I'm also excited to see where this goes too. 116 00:04:38,589 --> 00:04:40,190 - To us. - To us. 117 00:04:40,290 --> 00:04:41,358 [glasses clink] 118 00:04:41,858 --> 00:04:43,059 [director] And cut! 119 00:04:43,159 --> 00:04:44,961 - All right, that's a cut. - Moving on. 120 00:04:45,061 --> 00:04:47,330 That was great, you guys! Really fun stuff. 121 00:04:47,431 --> 00:04:49,299 Jordyn J., to confessionals. 122 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:50,534 Hey, how'd I do? 123 00:04:50,634 --> 00:04:52,469 Oh, nailed it, just like we practiced. 124 00:04:52,569 --> 00:04:54,538 America is going to love you. 125 00:04:54,638 --> 00:04:56,607 I don't think I could do this without you. 126 00:04:56,707 --> 00:04:58,642 How do you always know what to, like, say? 127 00:04:58,742 --> 00:05:00,744 Oh, it's just a part of the job, Jordan B. 128 00:05:00,844 --> 00:05:03,547 Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a promotion to go get. 129 00:05:03,647 --> 00:05:04,881 Get 'em, Zo! 130 00:05:07,451 --> 00:05:09,653 [laughing] 131 00:05:10,186 --> 00:05:12,489 [man] So the question that I propose to you, 132 00:05:12,589 --> 00:05:15,158 my brilliant production team, is this. 133 00:05:15,258 --> 00:05:17,260 [light music playing] 134 00:05:18,228 --> 00:05:20,731 Has everybody seen what they're doing at Dog Cops? 135 00:05:20,831 --> 00:05:21,865 [all grumbling] 136 00:05:21,965 --> 00:05:24,267 Yeah, it's some freaky shit. 137 00:05:24,701 --> 00:05:27,103 Freaky, new... 138 00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:32,643 shit, and that's what I want from you for our show. 139 00:05:32,743 --> 00:05:36,146 I want freaky new ideas 140 00:05:36,246 --> 00:05:37,280 or... 141 00:05:37,881 --> 00:05:38,915 you're fired. 142 00:05:39,015 --> 00:05:40,817 - [man] Make everyone get naked? - No! 143 00:05:40,917 --> 00:05:42,837 [man 2] What if we paired someone with an animal? 144 00:05:42,886 --> 00:05:44,287 We did that last season! 145 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:46,757 What if we replaced all the girls with their moms? 146 00:05:46,857 --> 00:05:49,059 That's an amazing idea because if there's one thing 147 00:05:49,159 --> 00:05:51,462 Middle America loves, it's old women. 148 00:05:51,562 --> 00:05:52,963 No, doesn't test well. 149 00:05:53,063 --> 00:05:54,865 What if Jordan B. proposed? 150 00:05:54,965 --> 00:05:56,700 What if Jordan B. proposed? 151 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,101 [light music playing] 152 00:05:58,201 --> 00:06:00,270 Everyone shut up. Greg, you had an idea? 153 00:06:00,370 --> 00:06:02,238 [Greg stammers] 154 00:06:02,338 --> 00:06:05,141 What if Jordan B. 155 00:06:05,241 --> 00:06:07,444 Proposed to Jordyn J.? 156 00:06:10,146 --> 00:06:13,450 A proposal... on the second date? 157 00:06:13,550 --> 00:06:15,786 [dramatic rumbling] 158 00:06:17,353 --> 00:06:18,722 That is some freaky shiznit, 159 00:06:18,822 --> 00:06:21,391 and it is so genius, it just could work. 160 00:06:21,492 --> 00:06:22,726 How do you come up with this? 161 00:06:22,826 --> 00:06:23,760 I don't know! 162 00:06:23,860 --> 00:06:25,328 - [laughs awkwardly] - I know. 163 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:27,864 - 'Cause you're related to me. - Actually, that was my idea! 164 00:06:27,964 --> 00:06:30,000 Okay, so the reason I called this meeting, 165 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:32,101 every year, for the finale, 166 00:06:32,202 --> 00:06:35,772 I put together a team of our brightest and our best. 167 00:06:35,872 --> 00:06:38,041 The team that will be live with me 168 00:06:38,141 --> 00:06:41,111 on site for our finale is... 169 00:06:41,978 --> 00:06:44,981 [mimicking prolonged drum roll] 170 00:06:50,754 --> 00:06:52,255 [continues mimicking drum roll] 171 00:06:52,689 --> 00:06:54,491 This is how you do TV. 172 00:06:56,226 --> 00:06:57,327 - Taylor! - Yes! 173 00:06:58,261 --> 00:06:59,129 - Brian! - [cheers] 174 00:06:59,229 --> 00:07:01,264 - Aiden. - Yes! 175 00:07:01,364 --> 00:07:03,266 - Rafi! - Yeah! 176 00:07:03,366 --> 00:07:05,368 - And of course, Greg. - [exhales excitedly] 177 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:08,772 Gotta have Greg. Everybody else... be better. 178 00:07:08,872 --> 00:07:10,206 [paper crinkling] 179 00:07:10,306 --> 00:07:12,475 See you on the ice. Meeting adjourned. 180 00:07:12,576 --> 00:07:14,811 [men cheering] 181 00:07:14,911 --> 00:07:17,614 [spirited music playing] 182 00:07:17,714 --> 00:07:20,651 - Siri, start my treadmill. - Kelley, I need to talk to you. 183 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:22,786 Okay, I'm super busy, so make it quick please. 184 00:07:22,886 --> 00:07:24,621 It's about your selections for live finale. 185 00:07:24,721 --> 00:07:26,222 I think you're making a big mistake. 186 00:07:26,322 --> 00:07:28,258 Pink or hot pink for the new girl? 187 00:07:29,125 --> 00:07:30,627 - Nude. - She can't be naked. 188 00:07:30,727 --> 00:07:32,996 No, no, it's a color. The color nude. 189 00:07:33,096 --> 00:07:36,432 Do I have to do everyone's job around here?! 190 00:07:37,267 --> 00:07:38,334 [Zoey sighs] 191 00:07:38,434 --> 00:07:40,270 I would be such a valuable member of the team 192 00:07:40,370 --> 00:07:42,573 because I've worked on the show longer than anyone. 193 00:07:42,673 --> 00:07:45,508 - All the contestants trust me. - Mr. Kevyn, question from Legal. 194 00:07:45,609 --> 00:07:48,111 Did we ever get permission to use Pontiac for the car? 195 00:07:48,211 --> 00:07:50,313 We are the number one show on the network. 196 00:07:50,413 --> 00:07:53,049 We don't ask Pontiac, we tell them. 197 00:07:53,149 --> 00:07:55,250 In fact, tell Pontiac, if they don't like it, 198 00:07:55,351 --> 00:07:58,388 they can kiss my tiny little nuts. 199 00:07:58,488 --> 00:07:59,756 You done or you still need me? 200 00:07:59,856 --> 00:08:02,058 I have better ideas than any of the guys! 201 00:08:02,158 --> 00:08:04,227 The proposal was my idea! 202 00:08:04,861 --> 00:08:06,196 Look, Debbie, 203 00:08:06,296 --> 00:08:08,932 if you don't like your job, I can get you a new one. 204 00:08:09,833 --> 00:08:10,934 Submission tape duty. 205 00:08:11,034 --> 00:08:12,535 Wait, no, no, that is not... 206 00:08:12,636 --> 00:08:15,606 Submission tape duty! 207 00:08:15,706 --> 00:08:18,609 [elegant music playing] 208 00:08:18,709 --> 00:08:21,477 Woo! LOVE: Fully Charged! 209 00:08:23,513 --> 00:08:24,380 [sighs] 210 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,049 [Zoey] Not today, please. 211 00:08:26,149 --> 00:08:29,586 - [ignition failing to start] - Please. 212 00:08:29,686 --> 00:08:30,654 [sighs] 213 00:08:30,754 --> 00:08:32,087 [fans yelling excitedly] 214 00:08:32,188 --> 00:08:34,323 This is a closed set, I want to let you guys know. 215 00:08:34,424 --> 00:08:37,060 I don't love that photo, to be honest. I'll sign this. 216 00:08:37,159 --> 00:08:38,962 I do have to leave in about two seconds. 217 00:08:39,062 --> 00:08:41,297 - But it's like the best picture! - All right. 218 00:08:43,198 --> 00:08:44,333 [sighs] 219 00:08:44,701 --> 00:08:45,878 [car beeps to mimic a wolf whistle] 220 00:08:45,902 --> 00:08:47,337 Oh my God. 221 00:08:47,437 --> 00:08:48,538 Need a ride? 222 00:08:48,639 --> 00:08:51,274 [whimsical music playing] 223 00:08:52,075 --> 00:08:53,810 Oh, come on, cheer up. 224 00:08:53,910 --> 00:08:55,746 This is what happens when you still drive 225 00:08:55,846 --> 00:08:58,414 your dad's PT Cruiser, from high school. 226 00:08:59,115 --> 00:09:01,084 You're gonna need a new car, babe. 227 00:09:01,852 --> 00:09:03,419 I'm fine. I like my car. 228 00:09:03,519 --> 00:09:06,422 Isn't it crazy that I started as your intern, 229 00:09:06,522 --> 00:09:09,159 and now like, we're... like, I'm like... 230 00:09:09,259 --> 00:09:11,461 like a little above... like it's crazy. 231 00:09:11,561 --> 00:09:14,631 What's crazy is that Kelley lets you take home the show car 232 00:09:14,731 --> 00:09:16,208 but I can't even get him to look at me. 233 00:09:16,232 --> 00:09:18,669 That's because Kelley is obsessed with me. 234 00:09:18,769 --> 00:09:19,870 It would be like gross 235 00:09:19,970 --> 00:09:21,604 if it didn't come with some perks. 236 00:09:21,705 --> 00:09:23,039 I just think about all the things 237 00:09:23,139 --> 00:09:24,741 I dreamed about in high school, 238 00:09:24,841 --> 00:09:26,509 and now I'm here, and it's like, 239 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,111 is this it, is this the dream? 240 00:09:28,645 --> 00:09:31,381 It's really gross how often you talk about high school. 241 00:09:31,481 --> 00:09:33,717 [soft music playing] 242 00:09:33,817 --> 00:09:36,352 No, but seriously, just break the rules. 243 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:38,454 There are two types of people, right? 244 00:09:38,554 --> 00:09:40,190 Sharks and minnows. 245 00:09:41,591 --> 00:09:43,226 I'm obviously a shark, 246 00:09:43,326 --> 00:09:44,895 and you're-you're a minnow. 247 00:09:44,995 --> 00:09:45,929 I'm not a minnow. 248 00:09:46,029 --> 00:09:48,031 Okay, then prove it. 249 00:09:48,131 --> 00:09:50,934 If you want Kelley's attention, just do what I did. 250 00:09:51,034 --> 00:09:52,435 What did you do? 251 00:09:52,535 --> 00:09:55,338 I solicited him for nudes and then I blackmailed him. 252 00:09:57,340 --> 00:09:59,475 [laughing] 253 00:09:59,575 --> 00:10:00,811 I'm joking! 254 00:10:00,911 --> 00:10:02,713 You're crazy! 255 00:10:02,813 --> 00:10:06,917 Um, no, I applied for the job. 256 00:10:09,886 --> 00:10:11,087 If it makes you feel better, 257 00:10:11,187 --> 00:10:13,589 I really thought the promotion was yours. 258 00:10:13,690 --> 00:10:15,491 You deserve it more than anyone, 259 00:10:15,591 --> 00:10:17,160 including me. 260 00:10:17,260 --> 00:10:19,162 I make way too much money. 261 00:10:19,262 --> 00:10:21,164 - You wanna go to sushi? - [ding] 262 00:10:21,264 --> 00:10:22,999 Take me to SUGARFISH. 263 00:10:23,099 --> 00:10:25,001 [male voice] Taking you to SUGARFISH. 264 00:10:25,101 --> 00:10:26,602 - [Zoey] Archer! - [cars honking] 265 00:10:26,703 --> 00:10:28,071 It's totally fine. 266 00:10:28,171 --> 00:10:29,973 This drives itself, we can just relax. 267 00:10:30,073 --> 00:10:31,274 Sit back, relax. 268 00:10:31,374 --> 00:10:33,009 [male voice] Door closing. 269 00:10:33,109 --> 00:10:35,111 [soft music playing] 270 00:10:35,211 --> 00:10:37,714 [car beeps to mimic a wolf whistle] 271 00:10:46,556 --> 00:10:47,657 [keys jingling] 272 00:10:53,096 --> 00:10:54,998 [phone ringing] 273 00:11:02,005 --> 00:11:03,439 - Hey! - Hi! 274 00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:06,042 - Did you get it? - The promotion? No. 275 00:11:06,142 --> 00:11:09,445 Sexism is still alive and well in Hollywood, baby! 276 00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:10,781 What?! 277 00:11:10,881 --> 00:11:12,048 Those idiots. 278 00:11:12,148 --> 00:11:14,450 But no, the package, I meant the package, 279 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:16,219 Oh, uh, yeah. 280 00:11:16,319 --> 00:11:18,288 - Five minutes, Ms. Pensky. - Thank you. 281 00:11:18,388 --> 00:11:20,699 You in London? I thought your keynote wasn't 'til next week. 282 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,368 We're pre-taping it for the product launch. 283 00:11:22,392 --> 00:11:24,060 Open it. I only have a few minutes. 284 00:11:25,528 --> 00:11:28,298 The new TekMate?! These aren't even out yet! 285 00:11:28,398 --> 00:11:30,333 I guess it pays to know the inventor! 286 00:11:30,433 --> 00:11:32,468 Don't you want to turn it on? 287 00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:33,536 [whirring] 288 00:11:33,636 --> 00:11:35,638 Wow, the unbreakable see-through phone. 289 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,908 It's even better in person! 290 00:11:38,008 --> 00:11:39,442 [laughs] Oh my God. 291 00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:42,012 Did I tell you that I got proposed to the other night 292 00:11:42,112 --> 00:11:44,080 on a second date? 293 00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:45,548 It's like the second we turn 30, 294 00:11:45,648 --> 00:11:48,318 everybody just becomes obsessed with... 295 00:11:49,352 --> 00:11:51,387 "Will you be my maid..." 296 00:11:51,487 --> 00:11:52,555 Wait, what is... 297 00:11:52,655 --> 00:11:53,790 No. 298 00:11:53,890 --> 00:11:54,958 Shut up! 299 00:11:55,058 --> 00:11:56,726 Quinn and Logan are getting married! 300 00:11:56,827 --> 00:11:58,228 - [shushing] - Sorry. 301 00:11:59,462 --> 00:12:01,397 He met me in London and surprised me with a trip 302 00:12:01,497 --> 00:12:03,499 to the Netherlands. He even chartered a plane, 303 00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:05,936 which is so environmentally irresponsible, but... 304 00:12:06,036 --> 00:12:07,737 - Of course he did! - Of course he did! 305 00:12:07,838 --> 00:12:09,072 So, I just called Michael, 306 00:12:09,172 --> 00:12:10,941 and he is obsessed with being the officiant. 307 00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:14,544 And I got off the phone with Chase, and he is freaking out! 308 00:12:14,644 --> 00:12:17,047 Oh. Hi-hi, Zoey! 309 00:12:17,147 --> 00:12:18,214 So you heard. 310 00:12:18,314 --> 00:12:20,516 - She finally said yes! - Hey, Logan! 311 00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:23,419 And it only took you 50 times. Congrats! 312 00:12:23,519 --> 00:12:25,922 Okay, so I know it's almost like too soon, 313 00:12:26,022 --> 00:12:27,858 but the wedding has to be August 26th. 314 00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:29,625 Long story short, product launch, 315 00:12:29,725 --> 00:12:31,962 it's the only time I'm free for the next two years. 316 00:12:32,062 --> 00:12:34,898 And I don't know what I'd do without my best friend there. 317 00:12:34,998 --> 00:12:36,332 So what do you say? 318 00:12:39,435 --> 00:12:41,437 You know, I thought I was gonna have to work, 319 00:12:41,537 --> 00:12:43,306 but looks like I'm totally free! 320 00:12:43,739 --> 00:12:46,742 Thank you. Hey, you wanna get me a water before I go on? 321 00:12:46,843 --> 00:12:48,611 Anything for my fiancee. 322 00:12:50,146 --> 00:12:52,048 Zo, you know it's gonna be fine, right? 323 00:12:52,148 --> 00:12:54,284 Chase is gonna be there. It's gonna be fine. 324 00:12:54,384 --> 00:12:56,386 More than fine, it's gonna be fun. 325 00:12:56,486 --> 00:12:58,321 No one gets to see you anymore except me. 326 00:12:58,421 --> 00:12:59,956 It'll be the reunion we all need. 327 00:13:00,056 --> 00:13:01,224 I gotta go, love you. 328 00:13:01,324 --> 00:13:02,893 [announcer] Please welcome inventor 329 00:13:02,993 --> 00:13:04,794 Quinn Pensky. 330 00:13:04,895 --> 00:13:07,597 [applause] 331 00:13:08,198 --> 00:13:09,165 [phone beeps] 332 00:13:12,768 --> 00:13:13,970 I need another drink. 333 00:13:14,070 --> 00:13:15,171 ♪ You used to know me... ♪ 334 00:13:15,271 --> 00:13:17,373 "No one sees you anymore." 335 00:13:17,473 --> 00:13:19,009 [sighs] I see people. 336 00:13:19,109 --> 00:13:20,719 Just because I haven't seen them in a while 337 00:13:20,743 --> 00:13:22,278 doesn't mean we aren't friends, right? 338 00:13:22,378 --> 00:13:24,280 I have a lot of friends, see a lot of people. 339 00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:26,349 Even if I had the option, I'm too busy. 340 00:13:26,449 --> 00:13:28,018 I'm really busy all the time. 341 00:13:28,118 --> 00:13:32,188 ♪ I used to be your angel, now I'm walking out your door ♪ 342 00:13:32,288 --> 00:13:34,090 ♪ You say I'm turnin' evil ♪ 343 00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:36,126 ♪ I'll say I'm finally pure ♪ 344 00:13:36,226 --> 00:13:38,228 ♪ Shine bright in my reflection ♪ 345 00:13:38,328 --> 00:13:40,396 ♪ Think I lost myself before ♪ 346 00:13:40,496 --> 00:13:43,299 ♪ Held me back, tied me up inside a cage ♪ 347 00:13:43,399 --> 00:13:45,535 ♪ Had to change my life ♪ 348 00:13:45,635 --> 00:13:48,171 ♪ 'Cause I knew you'd stay the same ♪ 349 00:13:48,271 --> 00:13:51,807 ♪ Couldn't see you were standing in my way ♪ 350 00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:54,510 ♪ I can see clearly now, now, now ♪ 351 00:13:54,610 --> 00:13:57,147 ♪ You used to know me, now you don't ♪ 352 00:13:58,514 --> 00:14:02,285 ♪ You used to hypnotize me, did it so easy ♪ 353 00:14:02,685 --> 00:14:05,088 ♪ You used to know me, now you don't ♪ 354 00:14:05,188 --> 00:14:07,023 Of course I had questions. 355 00:14:07,490 --> 00:14:09,259 Who snuck into Sunday school? 356 00:14:09,359 --> 00:14:11,094 Who stole the Subaru? 357 00:14:11,494 --> 00:14:14,064 And who stabbed Sarabella Samson? 358 00:14:14,797 --> 00:14:19,369 I'm Stacey Dillsen, and this is My Favorite Slaughters. 359 00:14:21,037 --> 00:14:25,141 ♪ I'm like a flower blooming since I left you behind ♪ 360 00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:27,077 ♪ Don't know what I was doing ♪ 361 00:14:27,177 --> 00:14:29,479 - Woo! - Make a wish! 362 00:14:29,579 --> 00:14:33,616 ♪ Knew you were turning evil, you said I lost my mind ♪ 363 00:14:33,716 --> 00:14:37,187 ♪ No, you ain't gonna do me like that ♪ 364 00:14:37,287 --> 00:14:40,856 ♪ Held me back, tied me up inside a cage ♪ 365 00:14:40,957 --> 00:14:42,658 ♪ Had to change my life ♪ 366 00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:45,561 ♪ 'Cause I knew you'd stay the same... ♪ 367 00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:47,930 [laughter] 368 00:14:48,031 --> 00:14:49,665 Is there shellfish in this? 369 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:50,967 [all shouting] 370 00:14:51,968 --> 00:14:52,969 No shellfish! 371 00:14:53,069 --> 00:14:54,437 ♪ Now you don't ♪ 372 00:14:55,805 --> 00:14:59,342 ♪ You used to hypnotize me, did it so easy ♪ 373 00:14:59,842 --> 00:15:02,545 ♪ You used to know me, now you don't ♪ 374 00:15:03,013 --> 00:15:04,347 [yawns] 375 00:15:15,525 --> 00:15:19,162 ♪ Don't go through your camera roll ♪ 376 00:15:19,695 --> 00:15:22,098 ♪ So much you don't know ♪ 377 00:15:22,565 --> 00:15:25,868 ♪ That you've forgotten ♪ 378 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,237 ♪ What a trip ♪ 379 00:15:27,670 --> 00:15:29,672 ♪ The way you can flip ♪ 380 00:15:29,772 --> 00:15:32,508 ♪ Through all the good parts of it ♪ 381 00:15:32,608 --> 00:15:36,346 ♪ I shouldn't have done it ♪ 382 00:15:36,446 --> 00:15:39,082 ♪ Chronological order ♪ 383 00:15:39,182 --> 00:15:41,451 ♪ And nothing but torture ♪ 384 00:15:41,551 --> 00:15:43,486 ♪ Scroll too far back... ♪ 385 00:15:43,586 --> 00:15:45,488 [Zoey] 386 00:15:47,057 --> 00:15:49,525 ♪ I don't want to see 'em ♪ 387 00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:52,128 ♪ But I can't delete 'em... ♪ 388 00:15:52,228 --> 00:15:54,930 What's goin' on? Yeah, give it to me. 389 00:15:55,398 --> 00:15:58,268 Psh! Nice work. Yeah? Okay, here we go. 390 00:15:59,669 --> 00:16:01,271 Oh, yeah. You're good at that. 391 00:16:01,371 --> 00:16:03,839 Oh, yeah, you wanna fistbump? Let's go. All right. 392 00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:09,512 ♪ All the best ♪ 393 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,815 [Zoey] 394 00:16:18,221 --> 00:16:20,656 Chase, I'm really sorry about Hawaii. 395 00:16:20,756 --> 00:16:23,626 But we were kids. Can we talk? 396 00:16:26,296 --> 00:16:28,098 [Zoey] 397 00:16:28,564 --> 00:16:30,600 Oh, no, no, no, no. 398 00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:35,971 Oh, no. Oh... 399 00:16:43,713 --> 00:16:44,814 [dings] 400 00:16:48,918 --> 00:16:50,653 [electricity buzzing] 401 00:16:50,753 --> 00:16:53,123 [Archer] You're watching LOVE: Fully Charged. 402 00:16:53,223 --> 00:16:55,358 No peeking. No peeking. No peeking. 403 00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:57,026 Okay, hang on. Hang on. 404 00:16:57,127 --> 00:17:00,230 You ready? Three, two, one. 405 00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:02,432 - Ta-da! - [all cheer] 406 00:17:02,532 --> 00:17:06,236 Jordan B., what's going on? Did you do all this? 407 00:17:06,335 --> 00:17:07,603 No. 408 00:17:09,037 --> 00:17:10,506 I mean, yes. 409 00:17:10,606 --> 00:17:13,609 Jordyn J., I know it's only our second date, 410 00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:15,910 but there's something I want to ask you. 411 00:17:16,011 --> 00:17:17,380 Oh, my God. 412 00:17:17,479 --> 00:17:18,948 Oh my God! 413 00:17:20,315 --> 00:17:21,751 Yeah? 414 00:17:22,552 --> 00:17:24,019 - [music ends] - [nearby chatter] 415 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,588 Um... 416 00:17:26,021 --> 00:17:27,357 Yes? 417 00:17:27,989 --> 00:17:29,125 Um... 418 00:17:29,825 --> 00:17:30,626 Um... 419 00:17:30,726 --> 00:17:32,094 [Kelley] What is wrong with him? 420 00:17:32,195 --> 00:17:33,296 [Jordan B.] Um... 421 00:17:33,396 --> 00:17:34,556 Greg, what is wrong with him? 422 00:17:34,630 --> 00:17:36,166 I don't know. He's never like this. 423 00:17:36,266 --> 00:17:40,035 Yo, I'm so sorry, but before I do this, can I talk to Zoey? 424 00:17:40,136 --> 00:17:41,837 Who the hell is Zoey? 425 00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:43,206 Ah! 426 00:17:43,706 --> 00:17:47,009 [inhales and exhales slowly] 427 00:17:48,444 --> 00:17:50,480 Zoey, you embarrassed me. 428 00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:52,848 The network loved Greg's idea of the proposal, 429 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:54,984 and then Jordan B. goes on one knee and is like, 430 00:17:55,084 --> 00:17:58,788 "Uh, I need Zoey. Where's Zoey? Zoey, where's Zoey?" 431 00:18:00,556 --> 00:18:02,725 Well, where were you, Zoey? 432 00:18:03,393 --> 00:18:05,261 You put me on submission tape duty. 433 00:18:05,828 --> 00:18:07,930 You are not here to answer. 434 00:18:08,030 --> 00:18:09,999 You are here to listen. 435 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:13,436 I do not like Jordan B. 436 00:18:13,536 --> 00:18:15,471 He acts like a baby. 437 00:18:15,571 --> 00:18:17,840 But America disagrees. 438 00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:19,242 It's probably the hair. 439 00:18:19,342 --> 00:18:21,010 And if my prediction is right, 440 00:18:21,611 --> 00:18:23,112 he's gonna go to the finals. 441 00:18:23,779 --> 00:18:26,682 And when he does, I need you... 442 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:28,684 to be... 443 00:18:29,285 --> 00:18:30,520 his mommy. 444 00:18:31,221 --> 00:18:32,255 Mommy? 445 00:18:32,688 --> 00:18:33,923 - Yes. - [joints creak] 446 00:18:34,424 --> 00:18:35,858 [yelps] 447 00:18:38,594 --> 00:18:41,331 When he is "hungy," you will feed him. 448 00:18:41,431 --> 00:18:44,934 When he is crabby, you will check his diapey. 449 00:18:45,034 --> 00:18:46,602 And when we go live, 450 00:18:46,702 --> 00:18:50,740 you will be in his ears telling him exactly what to say, 451 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:55,411 because I will not be embarrassed again. 452 00:18:55,911 --> 00:18:57,413 Does this mean I'm on the live team? 453 00:18:57,513 --> 00:18:59,482 - Yeah, fine, on the live team. - Yes! 454 00:19:00,316 --> 00:19:01,884 Oh, God. 455 00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:07,390 No, uh, wait, I cannot tell you how long I waited to do this, 456 00:19:07,490 --> 00:19:08,991 but I don't know if I can accept 457 00:19:09,091 --> 00:19:11,337 because it is the same weekend as my best friend's wedding... 458 00:19:11,361 --> 00:19:12,895 I was not asking, okay? 459 00:19:12,995 --> 00:19:15,765 Whatever your plans are, cancel, okay? 460 00:19:15,865 --> 00:19:16,966 You're busy. 461 00:19:18,768 --> 00:19:20,936 - Thank you. - Thank you so much. 462 00:19:23,005 --> 00:19:23,973 [exhales] 463 00:19:24,073 --> 00:19:25,074 One more. 464 00:19:25,174 --> 00:19:27,543 [sighs] One for the one. Just a little one. 465 00:19:29,412 --> 00:19:30,380 [groans] 466 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,615 [gentle music playing] 467 00:19:38,688 --> 00:19:41,924 Quinn, it's me, your maid of honor. 468 00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,560 I can't come to your wedding. 469 00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:46,472 I know it's the most important day of your life, 470 00:19:46,496 --> 00:19:47,863 but I have to work. 471 00:19:48,464 --> 00:19:50,065 Oh, I hate this. 472 00:19:50,165 --> 00:19:51,501 - Zoey! - [gasps] 473 00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:53,235 - Hi! Oh! - Hi! 474 00:19:53,736 --> 00:19:55,705 Oh, my God, I'm so glad you're here. 475 00:19:55,805 --> 00:19:57,473 My family's already driving me nuts. 476 00:19:57,573 --> 00:19:58,841 Bubbe says I'm too pale. 477 00:19:58,941 --> 00:20:00,586 My mom thinks I should add a belt to the dress. 478 00:20:00,610 --> 00:20:02,278 - And Logan's sister Lyric is... - Quinn. 479 00:20:02,378 --> 00:20:03,778 - Lyric. Hi. - I need to talk to you 480 00:20:03,846 --> 00:20:05,257 - about your wedding present. - Right now? 481 00:20:05,281 --> 00:20:06,282 Yes. 482 00:20:06,382 --> 00:20:07,393 My gift is an original song. 483 00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:08,518 That is so thoughtful. 484 00:20:08,618 --> 00:20:10,286 That I will be performing 485 00:20:10,653 --> 00:20:12,154 as you walk down the aisle. 486 00:20:13,956 --> 00:20:16,392 Lyric is an up-and-coming singer/songwriter. 487 00:20:16,492 --> 00:20:18,628 I specialize in EDM/deep house/country-folk. 488 00:20:18,728 --> 00:20:21,063 - It's like a whole thing. - Lyric, about the gift... 489 00:20:21,163 --> 00:20:22,832 Shh. 490 00:20:23,699 --> 00:20:25,835 [vocalizing individual notes] 491 00:20:28,671 --> 00:20:30,306 Ooh, that's really good. 492 00:20:30,906 --> 00:20:32,875 Uh, sorry, the melody just came to me. 493 00:20:33,809 --> 00:20:38,581 I need to lay this down. Siri, open voice memos. 494 00:20:39,148 --> 00:20:40,616 What I would give for the confidence 495 00:20:40,716 --> 00:20:42,318 of a trust fund kid. 496 00:20:43,586 --> 00:20:45,220 [sighs] Um, Quinn, 497 00:20:45,321 --> 00:20:47,757 there is something I really need to talk to you about. 498 00:20:47,857 --> 00:20:49,425 Ready, Miss Pensky? 499 00:20:49,525 --> 00:20:50,760 Oh. 500 00:20:51,394 --> 00:20:52,862 I'm sorry, I... I gotta go. 501 00:20:52,962 --> 00:20:55,064 - Talk later? Okay. - Yeah, okay. 502 00:20:55,598 --> 00:20:56,866 Thank you. 503 00:21:00,202 --> 00:21:02,204 - [sighs] - [Stacey] I hope she shows up. 504 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,344 [Camille] Zoey? The maid of honor? Why wouldn't she? 505 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,717 [Stacey] Because she never shows up. 506 00:21:05,741 --> 00:21:07,185 And it's not like we don't invite her. 507 00:21:07,209 --> 00:21:09,254 Now that you mention it, I worked with Quinn five years 508 00:21:09,278 --> 00:21:11,514 - and I still haven't met her. - [Stacey] My theory is 509 00:21:11,614 --> 00:21:13,315 I think she's still stuck on her ex, Chase. 510 00:21:13,416 --> 00:21:15,918 - [Camille] The best man? - [Stacey] From high school. 511 00:21:16,018 --> 00:21:17,920 It's sad. They were supposed to spend the summer 512 00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:20,856 after senior year together in Hawaii, 513 00:21:20,956 --> 00:21:22,233 but something must have happened, 514 00:21:22,257 --> 00:21:23,926 because they broke up, and I don't think 515 00:21:24,026 --> 00:21:25,495 she's had a relationship since. 516 00:21:25,595 --> 00:21:26,962 [Camille] Oh, no. Poor thing. 517 00:21:27,062 --> 00:21:29,142 And if she does show, it's going to be uncomfortable, 518 00:21:29,198 --> 00:21:31,701 because I don't think she knows Chase has a girlfriend. 519 00:21:31,801 --> 00:21:34,336 A serious one. We had dinner with them in Baltimore 520 00:21:34,437 --> 00:21:36,138 when I was touring for my pod. 521 00:21:36,238 --> 00:21:37,272 She's a teacher too. 522 00:21:37,373 --> 00:21:38,608 They're so cute together. 523 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:40,242 [exclaiming] 524 00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:42,478 - Oh, my goodness. - Zoey? 525 00:21:42,578 --> 00:21:45,214 - Are you okay? - I'm good. I'm so good. 526 00:21:46,982 --> 00:21:49,151 Your maid of honor has arrived! 527 00:21:49,251 --> 00:21:51,020 - Hey! - Hi! 528 00:21:51,654 --> 00:21:53,456 It looks like you could use a little drink. 529 00:21:53,556 --> 00:21:55,024 Thank you. 530 00:21:56,091 --> 00:21:57,893 [gulping loudly] 531 00:22:00,095 --> 00:22:01,296 [sighs] 532 00:22:01,397 --> 00:22:02,665 [laughs] 533 00:22:02,765 --> 00:22:05,234 Miss Pensky, you look beautiful! 534 00:22:05,334 --> 00:22:07,102 It is so good to see you, Zoey. 535 00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:09,905 Oh, this is my mom, Quinn's grandma. 536 00:22:10,005 --> 00:22:12,174 Not grandma. Never grandma. 537 00:22:12,274 --> 00:22:13,275 Bubbe. 538 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,376 Nice to meet you. 539 00:22:14,477 --> 00:22:15,811 Well, how's your family? 540 00:22:15,911 --> 00:22:17,589 What is that little brother of yours up to? 541 00:22:17,613 --> 00:22:19,449 Not so little anymore. 542 00:22:19,549 --> 00:22:21,951 He has two kids and twins on the way, if you can believe it. 543 00:22:22,051 --> 00:22:24,286 You all need to stop growing up. 544 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,155 - Mm-hmm. - Zoey! 545 00:22:26,556 --> 00:22:29,358 - It's been so long! - Hi, Stacey! 546 00:22:29,459 --> 00:22:31,126 [Zoey laughs] 547 00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:32,928 And you must be Camille. 548 00:22:33,028 --> 00:22:35,097 Yes, it's so nice to finally meet you. 549 00:22:35,197 --> 00:22:37,967 We were just wondering whether or not you were gonna make it. 550 00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:40,803 I know. I'm late, but I was at my boyfriend's house. 551 00:22:40,903 --> 00:22:42,438 Lost track of time. 552 00:22:42,538 --> 00:22:44,440 Boyfriend? Since when? 553 00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:45,820 It's recent, but enough about me. 554 00:22:45,908 --> 00:22:48,343 Now, don't make us wait until the wedding, Zoey. 555 00:22:48,444 --> 00:22:49,745 Come on, give us the deets. 556 00:22:49,845 --> 00:22:51,046 Yeah, yeah. What's his name? 557 00:22:51,146 --> 00:22:54,784 Uh, his... his name is, um... 558 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:56,418 um... 559 00:22:56,519 --> 00:22:57,520 Hemsworth. 560 00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:59,254 Hugo Hemsworth. 561 00:22:59,354 --> 00:23:01,557 Hemsworth? Is he Australian? 562 00:23:01,657 --> 00:23:02,858 Yeah. 563 00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:05,928 Like Liam and Chris Hemsworth? 564 00:23:06,028 --> 00:23:07,997 They're distant cousins. 565 00:23:08,097 --> 00:23:09,765 - Oh! What does he do? - What? 566 00:23:09,865 --> 00:23:12,468 He is a doctor. 567 00:23:12,568 --> 00:23:13,936 Surgeon, actually. 568 00:23:14,036 --> 00:23:16,138 - [Stacey] Wow! - [Camille] Dr. Hemsworth. 569 00:23:16,238 --> 00:23:17,206 She's ready. 570 00:23:17,306 --> 00:23:18,474 Oh, thank God. 571 00:23:20,643 --> 00:23:22,144 [tender music playing] 572 00:23:22,244 --> 00:23:23,779 [all gasp] 573 00:23:26,682 --> 00:23:28,083 She looks great. 574 00:23:31,654 --> 00:23:33,155 You look amazing. 575 00:23:37,927 --> 00:23:39,461 How do you feel? 576 00:23:40,129 --> 00:23:42,264 Like I'd rather be getting married in a lab coat. 577 00:23:42,732 --> 00:23:44,900 It's perfect. You're perfect. 578 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,536 You're a little pale. 579 00:23:46,936 --> 00:23:48,303 Could use a belt. 580 00:23:48,403 --> 00:23:50,005 [excited chatter] 581 00:23:51,941 --> 00:23:54,209 - I'll see you soon. - All right. Bye! 582 00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:56,349 - Uh, hey, where's your car? - Oh, it's in the shop. 583 00:23:56,445 --> 00:23:58,781 - Oh. Do you need a ride? - That's so sweet, 584 00:23:58,881 --> 00:24:00,182 but my boyfriend's picking me up. 585 00:24:00,282 --> 00:24:03,185 - Wha-what? - Actually, his car is. 586 00:24:03,853 --> 00:24:05,120 It drives itself. 587 00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:06,822 Self-driving? 588 00:24:06,922 --> 00:24:08,457 - Fancy! - Yes. 589 00:24:08,558 --> 00:24:09,725 [laughs] 590 00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:13,028 Uh, excuse me? Boyfriend? What did I miss? 591 00:24:13,128 --> 00:24:14,506 Is this what you wanted to talk about? 592 00:24:14,530 --> 00:24:16,498 Oh my God, are you bringing him to the wedding? 593 00:24:16,599 --> 00:24:17,719 - This is huge! - No, no, no. 594 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,234 It's way too late to add a plus-one. 595 00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:22,371 No, it's not. I'm literally texting our wedding planner. 596 00:24:22,471 --> 00:24:25,374 Which reminds me, would you mind going to Santa Barbara? 597 00:24:25,474 --> 00:24:27,810 Logan is getting the rings resized at some fancy place, 598 00:24:27,910 --> 00:24:30,212 and there is no one I trust more than you. 599 00:24:30,312 --> 00:24:31,714 Do you mind? 600 00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:34,817 - I don't mind. I'll do it. - Thank you. 601 00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:36,586 Oh! I love you. 602 00:24:36,686 --> 00:24:38,554 - Mwah. - Love you. Bye! 603 00:24:41,023 --> 00:24:43,525 [Zoey] And that's when I knew I had to do both: 604 00:24:43,626 --> 00:24:45,327 the wedding and the finale. 605 00:24:45,995 --> 00:24:48,163 ♪ Used to be a baby, used to be a lady ♪ 606 00:24:48,263 --> 00:24:51,266 ♪ Thought you were the perfect lover... ♪ 607 00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,569 [Zoey] If I was going to pull this off, 608 00:24:53,669 --> 00:24:55,037 I needed three things: 609 00:24:55,137 --> 00:24:57,740 A boyfriend, a car, and a plan. 610 00:24:58,340 --> 00:24:59,975 The wedding is happening at 4:00 p.m. 611 00:25:00,075 --> 00:25:01,911 at Logan's family estate in Malibu. 612 00:25:02,011 --> 00:25:04,146 The live finale is happening at 5:00 p.m. 613 00:25:04,246 --> 00:25:05,648 at the LOVE: Fully Charged stage, 614 00:25:05,748 --> 00:25:07,717 just 2.3 miles up the road. 615 00:25:07,817 --> 00:25:09,118 By the time I'm needed on set, 616 00:25:09,218 --> 00:25:11,086 the wedding reception will be in full swing. 617 00:25:11,186 --> 00:25:12,497 I'll slip away to work the finale, 618 00:25:12,521 --> 00:25:14,489 and be back before anyone notices I'm gone. 619 00:25:14,590 --> 00:25:15,825 It's foolproof. 620 00:25:15,925 --> 00:25:17,760 Next, I needed a car. 621 00:25:17,860 --> 00:25:19,061 A self-driving car. 622 00:25:19,161 --> 00:25:20,562 Securing the keys was easy. 623 00:25:20,663 --> 00:25:23,165 Kelley lets Archer take the LUV-6 whenever he wants, 624 00:25:23,265 --> 00:25:24,934 and he was happy to hand them over. 625 00:25:25,034 --> 00:25:26,602 [Archer] Wait, you're taking the car? 626 00:25:26,702 --> 00:25:28,270 Zoey, get back here! 627 00:25:28,370 --> 00:25:30,239 What? Ugh! 628 00:25:30,973 --> 00:25:32,274 ♪ Time to walk ♪ 629 00:25:32,374 --> 00:25:33,709 Ugh, thank God. 630 00:25:33,809 --> 00:25:35,310 [slurps] 631 00:25:35,811 --> 00:25:38,413 The student has become the master. 632 00:25:39,014 --> 00:25:41,050 [Zoey] Now, all I needed was a date. 633 00:25:41,150 --> 00:25:43,518 But where I was supposed to find a hotshot 634 00:25:43,619 --> 00:25:46,656 Australian ER surgeon whose name was Hugo Hemsworth? 635 00:25:46,756 --> 00:25:48,557 Yo, what's up? My name is Dragon. 636 00:25:48,658 --> 00:25:50,025 My real name is Vantarius, 637 00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:51,861 but I'm a really big Game of Thrones fan, 638 00:25:51,961 --> 00:25:54,329 so I legally changed my name when I turned 18. 639 00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:56,699 [grunts] 640 00:25:56,799 --> 00:25:59,034 Come on, who can say no to this? 641 00:25:59,468 --> 00:26:02,638 My name's Spencer, and I know what women want. 642 00:26:04,039 --> 00:26:05,741 [Zoey] He probably didn't exist. 643 00:26:05,841 --> 00:26:08,110 What I needed was an actor. 644 00:26:08,210 --> 00:26:10,913 Hello, my name is Todd E. Schupert. 645 00:26:11,013 --> 00:26:12,214 I'm 28 years old. 646 00:26:12,314 --> 00:26:13,659 I'm an actor from Burbank, California. 647 00:26:13,683 --> 00:26:16,752 I can also do accents. I can do Australian. 648 00:26:16,852 --> 00:26:19,554 [in Australian accent] I just came out from Bondi Beach. 649 00:26:19,655 --> 00:26:21,256 G'day, how are ya? 650 00:26:21,356 --> 00:26:23,325 [Zoey] And that's where you come in. 651 00:26:24,059 --> 00:26:25,094 Looking at your résumé, 652 00:26:25,194 --> 00:26:27,196 I can see that you have years of training, 653 00:26:27,296 --> 00:26:29,364 dozens of student films under your belt. 654 00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:30,800 BFA in Acting. 655 00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:34,737 Oh, and a minor in Early Childhood Development. 656 00:26:34,837 --> 00:26:36,305 - Cool. - No, no, no. 657 00:26:36,405 --> 00:26:39,541 I manny for family on the side. 658 00:26:40,109 --> 00:26:42,244 Okay, I can quit if you need. 659 00:26:42,344 --> 00:26:45,647 No major TV shows or movies. That's great. 660 00:26:46,181 --> 00:26:48,050 Okay, so, sorry, what does this have to do 661 00:26:48,150 --> 00:26:51,020 with me getting on LOVE: Fully Charged? 662 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:53,355 Todd, I'm not here to talk to you 663 00:26:53,455 --> 00:26:55,290 about being on LOVE: Fully Charged. 664 00:26:57,059 --> 00:26:59,328 I saw your submission tape, 665 00:26:59,428 --> 00:27:01,931 and I used my position of power to get you here. 666 00:27:02,031 --> 00:27:04,599 That was wrong, and I'm sorry about that. 667 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,602 Okay, so why am I here? 668 00:27:07,703 --> 00:27:09,004 I need a favor. 669 00:27:09,538 --> 00:27:12,574 I need someone to play my boyfriend 670 00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:14,609 at my best friend's wedding next weekend. 671 00:27:15,177 --> 00:27:16,846 I need them to fully commit 672 00:27:16,946 --> 00:27:19,548 the way only a real actor can. 673 00:27:22,885 --> 00:27:25,955 Okay. So, like, method. 674 00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:29,591 Sure. Yeah. 675 00:27:32,762 --> 00:27:34,396 - [sighs] - I... 676 00:27:34,496 --> 00:27:36,307 I don't know why I thought this was a good idea. 677 00:27:36,331 --> 00:27:38,033 Forget I asked. I am sorry. 678 00:27:38,133 --> 00:27:40,569 No, no, no. Okay, if I do this, 679 00:27:40,669 --> 00:27:42,171 can you get me on the show? 680 00:27:42,271 --> 00:27:45,607 I mean, I can certainly try. 681 00:27:47,910 --> 00:27:49,211 That's good enough for me. 682 00:27:49,311 --> 00:27:50,746 ♪ You and me are through, though ♪ 683 00:27:50,846 --> 00:27:52,114 ♪ Watch me hit it solo ♪ 684 00:27:52,214 --> 00:27:54,817 ♪ I'm gonna do it a cappella, yeah ♪ 685 00:27:54,917 --> 00:27:56,451 [Zoey] Is this completely insane? 686 00:27:56,551 --> 00:27:59,588 Which part, hiring a super-hot actor to play your boyfriend 687 00:27:59,688 --> 00:28:01,632 at your best friend's wedding, or agreeing to be at work 688 00:28:01,656 --> 00:28:03,725 the same weekend as your best friend's wedding? 689 00:28:03,826 --> 00:28:05,127 The boyfriend part. 690 00:28:05,227 --> 00:28:06,872 Convincing your friends you have a hot boyfriend 691 00:28:06,896 --> 00:28:09,765 is the least of your concerns if he doesn't watch the road. 692 00:28:09,865 --> 00:28:11,033 Does he know what he's doing? 693 00:28:11,133 --> 00:28:12,567 [Zoey] The car drives itself, 694 00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:15,137 and it performed very well during the safety testing phase. 695 00:28:15,237 --> 00:28:17,472 It ran over six crash dummies. 696 00:28:18,607 --> 00:28:20,375 Um, hello? Arch? 697 00:28:20,475 --> 00:28:23,445 I'm losing you driving through the canyon. 698 00:28:23,545 --> 00:28:24,646 Bad service. 699 00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:26,916 The car will be back before the show goes live. 700 00:28:27,016 --> 00:28:28,250 Okay, bye! 701 00:28:29,684 --> 00:28:31,153 It's the red button, Zoey. 702 00:28:31,253 --> 00:28:33,722 Big red button. Center. Yeah, right there. End... 703 00:28:37,059 --> 00:28:38,527 Uh, what are you reading? 704 00:28:38,627 --> 00:28:42,031 Oh, there are five steps to creating the perfect character. 705 00:28:42,131 --> 00:28:45,267 The who, the what, the when, the where, and the why. 706 00:28:45,367 --> 00:28:47,769 I have the first four, right? So who: 707 00:28:47,870 --> 00:28:49,905 Hugo Boss Hemsworth. 708 00:28:50,005 --> 00:28:53,242 What: he is a celebrated ER surgeon 709 00:28:53,342 --> 00:28:55,744 who is madly in love with Zoey Brooks. 710 00:28:55,845 --> 00:28:57,212 When: present day. 711 00:28:57,312 --> 00:28:59,815 Where: born in Melbourne. 712 00:28:59,915 --> 00:29:01,750 Raised in West Philly. 713 00:29:02,952 --> 00:29:04,686 You really took some liberties there. 714 00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:06,388 I just can't crack the why. 715 00:29:06,488 --> 00:29:09,558 You know, my interpretation is that he's being used 716 00:29:09,658 --> 00:29:12,294 as a tool to make your ex-boyfriend jealous. 717 00:29:12,394 --> 00:29:13,728 - Is that right? - Jealous? 718 00:29:13,829 --> 00:29:15,797 No, no, no, absolutely not. 719 00:29:16,198 --> 00:29:17,532 That would be immature. 720 00:29:17,632 --> 00:29:20,502 I just want to show him and everyone 721 00:29:20,602 --> 00:29:24,006 that I am a very successful, well-rounded adult 722 00:29:24,106 --> 00:29:28,310 who's moved on and is doing better than him. 723 00:29:28,410 --> 00:29:29,544 Copy. 724 00:29:31,914 --> 00:29:35,384 J-E-A-lous. 725 00:29:38,220 --> 00:29:40,722 [classical music playing] 726 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:54,003 Hi. Oh, thank you so much for coming. Great tie. 727 00:29:54,103 --> 00:29:55,404 - Thanks. - See you out there. 728 00:29:55,504 --> 00:29:57,024 I don't know what to tell you, Chauncy, 729 00:29:57,106 --> 00:29:58,573 he's just not shucking fast enough. 730 00:29:58,673 --> 00:30:01,110 Get me another shucker. No, no, no, get me two. 731 00:30:01,210 --> 00:30:03,312 The people need oysters. 732 00:30:03,712 --> 00:30:05,214 I got eyes on the bride. 733 00:30:08,217 --> 00:30:09,784 Hi. There you are. 734 00:30:10,252 --> 00:30:12,154 - I've been looking for you. - I'm sorry, babe. 735 00:30:12,254 --> 00:30:13,631 I've been putting out fires left and right. 736 00:30:13,655 --> 00:30:15,166 Isn't that what the wedding planner's for? 737 00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:17,492 - Yeah, I fired her. - You what? 738 00:30:17,592 --> 00:30:19,594 Look, she just... She wasn't executing the vision. 739 00:30:19,694 --> 00:30:21,072 I thought this weekend was supposed to be 740 00:30:21,096 --> 00:30:22,131 relaxed and intimate. 741 00:30:22,231 --> 00:30:24,499 250 people is intimate, babe. 742 00:30:24,599 --> 00:30:26,319 Do you know how many people I didn't invite? 743 00:30:26,835 --> 00:30:28,904 - It's just all a little much. - A little much? 744 00:30:29,004 --> 00:30:30,305 We got two life-sized cakes 745 00:30:30,405 --> 00:30:31,941 of the bride and groom to drop off. 746 00:30:32,041 --> 00:30:33,775 Yeah. Right there is fine. 747 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,044 - Wow. - Look, Quinn, 748 00:30:35,144 --> 00:30:37,679 this is our wedding weekend, all right? 749 00:30:37,779 --> 00:30:39,248 You work so hard, 750 00:30:39,348 --> 00:30:41,350 you deserve more than a little much. 751 00:30:41,450 --> 00:30:43,418 You deserve the most much. 752 00:30:43,518 --> 00:30:44,987 I just want to give that to you. 753 00:30:45,087 --> 00:30:46,588 I know you do. 754 00:30:47,222 --> 00:30:49,224 - Quinn! Logan! - Michael. 755 00:30:49,324 --> 00:30:50,325 You look amazing! 756 00:30:50,425 --> 00:30:52,194 - No, no, no! - These are cakes! 757 00:30:52,294 --> 00:30:54,129 Oh, wait, what? This is a cake? 758 00:30:54,229 --> 00:30:55,530 - Yes. - Damn! 759 00:30:55,630 --> 00:30:57,799 Could somebody get these human cakes out of here, 760 00:30:57,899 --> 00:30:59,101 before I melt? 761 00:30:59,201 --> 00:31:01,103 - Oh! - So good to see you. 762 00:31:01,203 --> 00:31:02,871 - I'm so happy you're here. - Buddy. 763 00:31:02,972 --> 00:31:04,539 [grunting] 764 00:31:04,639 --> 00:31:07,509 Oh, man, I'm so excited that this is finally happening. 765 00:31:07,609 --> 00:31:09,169 My two best friends are getting married? 766 00:31:09,244 --> 00:31:11,080 Taking the plunge, and I get to plunge them? 767 00:31:11,180 --> 00:31:13,782 [sighs] This is truly an honor. Honestly. 768 00:31:13,882 --> 00:31:15,317 Oh, speaking of the ceremony, 769 00:31:15,417 --> 00:31:17,352 I want to go over what I have so far. 770 00:31:17,452 --> 00:31:18,787 I got, like, five drafts. 771 00:31:18,887 --> 00:31:20,689 I've been writing, all right? [clears throat] 772 00:31:20,789 --> 00:31:22,257 "Dearly beloved..." 773 00:31:25,427 --> 00:31:26,795 [Zoey] Here we go, Todd. 774 00:31:26,895 --> 00:31:28,615 [in Australian accent] Mind calling me Hugo? 775 00:31:28,663 --> 00:31:30,465 It just helps me stay in character. 776 00:31:30,565 --> 00:31:32,934 Now please, let me take my moment before. 777 00:31:33,035 --> 00:31:35,437 [sighs] 778 00:31:37,106 --> 00:31:38,340 Todd. 779 00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:42,253 "We're gathered here to get through this thing called life." 780 00:31:42,277 --> 00:31:43,578 What's up with that car? 781 00:31:44,446 --> 00:31:46,948 - Todd. - I don't know anyone named Todd. 782 00:31:47,049 --> 00:31:48,783 - That car. The car! - Oh, my God. 783 00:31:49,818 --> 00:31:50,919 Look out! 784 00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:52,521 [screams] 785 00:31:53,355 --> 00:31:55,157 [tires squeal] 786 00:31:55,257 --> 00:31:56,658 - [screaming] - Oh! 787 00:31:58,627 --> 00:32:00,762 - Oh, my God! - [male voice] Doors opening. 788 00:32:00,862 --> 00:32:02,897 - I thought that was... - You good? Everybody good? 789 00:32:02,998 --> 00:32:04,833 [heavy rock music playing] 790 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,474 What's up? 791 00:32:13,842 --> 00:32:14,709 What's up? 792 00:32:14,809 --> 00:32:16,678 You almost hit us with your car! 793 00:32:16,778 --> 00:32:19,414 It's called making an entrance, Logan. 794 00:32:20,649 --> 00:32:22,884 All right. I'll accept that. 795 00:32:23,318 --> 00:32:25,320 That's a pretty good entrance. I mean, damn! 796 00:32:25,420 --> 00:32:28,157 - What's up, Zoey? - Michael, it's been too long. 797 00:32:28,257 --> 00:32:30,892 Yeah, no shit, we live in the same city and we barely see you. 798 00:32:30,992 --> 00:32:33,162 - What's up with that? - 'Cause she's too busy 799 00:32:33,262 --> 00:32:34,596 putting up with my ass. 800 00:32:34,696 --> 00:32:36,065 Apologies for my appearance. 801 00:32:36,165 --> 00:32:38,500 I had to come straight from surgery. 802 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,135 - Surgery? - This is Hugo. 803 00:32:40,235 --> 00:32:42,437 - Hugo, this is... - Quinn and Logan! 804 00:32:42,537 --> 00:32:44,106 The bride and the groom. 805 00:32:44,206 --> 00:32:45,407 Of course I know who you are. 806 00:32:45,507 --> 00:32:47,209 Zoey's told me so much about you. 807 00:32:47,309 --> 00:32:48,553 - [Logan] Love your car. - Thank you. 808 00:32:48,577 --> 00:32:49,978 And you must be Michael? 809 00:32:50,079 --> 00:32:52,547 Yes. The officiant, Michael. 810 00:32:52,647 --> 00:32:54,116 - Pardon? - The officiant. 811 00:32:54,216 --> 00:32:57,519 You know, you said their titles, you know, bride and groom, 812 00:32:57,619 --> 00:32:59,888 but I'm Michael, the officiant. 813 00:32:59,988 --> 00:33:01,790 - Okay. - Yeah. 814 00:33:01,890 --> 00:33:04,226 - That's awesome. - Yeah, it is awesome. 815 00:33:04,626 --> 00:33:06,027 It's an honor, actually. 816 00:33:06,128 --> 00:33:07,662 Yeah. Yeah. 817 00:33:07,762 --> 00:33:11,300 Um, hon, I'm gonna go put the bags in our room. 818 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,211 Quinn, could you point me in the right direction? 819 00:33:13,235 --> 00:33:15,513 The wedding party is staying in the guest quarters upstairs. 820 00:33:15,537 --> 00:33:17,539 Yeah, I'll show them up. Come on, Michael. 821 00:33:17,639 --> 00:33:18,573 Thanks. 822 00:33:18,673 --> 00:33:20,275 [Logan] Somebody clean up that glass. 823 00:33:20,775 --> 00:33:23,212 Okay, where did you find him? 824 00:33:23,312 --> 00:33:24,546 He's perfect. 825 00:33:24,646 --> 00:33:26,448 Tell me about it. [laughs] 826 00:33:26,548 --> 00:33:27,582 So how are things going? 827 00:33:27,682 --> 00:33:30,085 Oh, uh... well, you'll see. 828 00:33:30,185 --> 00:33:32,020 [band playing swinging jazz] 829 00:33:33,522 --> 00:33:35,890 Welcome. Welcome, everyone. 830 00:33:36,325 --> 00:33:38,360 Cheers to Logan and Quinn. 831 00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:39,728 [all] Cheers! 832 00:33:39,828 --> 00:33:41,763 I got that second shucker on site. 833 00:33:43,398 --> 00:33:45,033 All right, I'm taking him to you now. 834 00:33:45,967 --> 00:33:47,202 I said two trays. 835 00:33:47,802 --> 00:33:49,671 So then I'm thinking of closing with a joke. 836 00:33:49,771 --> 00:33:52,207 You know, since everyone will be sobbing at that point. 837 00:33:52,307 --> 00:33:54,008 - [snoring] - You gotta wake up. 838 00:33:54,109 --> 00:33:55,377 I'm trying to rehearse here. 839 00:33:55,477 --> 00:33:57,579 What a disgusting display of wealth. 840 00:33:57,679 --> 00:33:59,448 God, I hate rich people. 841 00:33:59,548 --> 00:34:01,683 Uh, don't you live here? 842 00:34:02,217 --> 00:34:03,818 [mumbling] 843 00:34:04,953 --> 00:34:07,088 It's journalism. The case I'm working on now 844 00:34:07,189 --> 00:34:08,423 is a real stumper. 845 00:34:08,523 --> 00:34:11,393 They call him the Malibu Murderer. 846 00:34:11,492 --> 00:34:12,727 He's still at large. 847 00:34:12,827 --> 00:34:15,730 - So you're a detective? - Podcast host. 848 00:34:15,829 --> 00:34:17,865 Logan! Quinn! 849 00:34:17,965 --> 00:34:21,470 Oh, look, I'm so glad you wore makeup 850 00:34:21,570 --> 00:34:23,637 Bubbe, that's a cake. 851 00:34:24,273 --> 00:34:26,708 - That's a cake? - Yeah. Come on. Come on. 852 00:34:27,476 --> 00:34:29,911 - Don't talk to that. - [exclaims] 853 00:34:31,579 --> 00:34:33,847 I see. This is big, even for Logan. 854 00:34:33,948 --> 00:34:36,117 Yeah, I don't even know half these people here. 855 00:34:36,218 --> 00:34:37,452 Well, you know me, 856 00:34:37,552 --> 00:34:39,421 and I'm here for anything at all that you need, 857 00:34:39,521 --> 00:34:41,590 whether it's a refill or a rescue. 858 00:34:41,690 --> 00:34:43,358 Hey, babe? I really need you right now. 859 00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:44,968 Aunt Carol and her bridge club want a photo. 860 00:34:44,992 --> 00:34:47,162 - Okay, I'll rescue you. - Like, now. 861 00:34:47,262 --> 00:34:48,997 - [sighs] - Save you in a bit. 862 00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:54,269 Sleeping arrangements aren't gonna be a problem. 863 00:34:54,369 --> 00:34:56,805 The rooms are huge. 864 00:34:56,905 --> 00:34:57,972 [laughs] 865 00:34:58,507 --> 00:35:01,142 I situated myself on the couch like a gentleman. 866 00:35:01,243 --> 00:35:03,111 And didn't think to change. 867 00:35:03,712 --> 00:35:08,550 Zoey, I'm creating a character, okay? 868 00:35:08,650 --> 00:35:09,784 - Mm-hmm. - I just... 869 00:35:09,884 --> 00:35:12,020 I need you to trust the work. 870 00:35:13,422 --> 00:35:16,024 Now, which one is the ex? 871 00:35:16,124 --> 00:35:17,926 I don't think he's here yet. 872 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,062 Okay, good, I'm gonna go get us some drinks. 873 00:35:21,162 --> 00:35:23,598 [jazz music continues] 874 00:35:28,570 --> 00:35:29,704 [music ends] 875 00:35:29,804 --> 00:35:32,774 [tender, poignant music playing] 876 00:35:50,792 --> 00:35:51,760 Oh! 877 00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:52,861 [gasps] 878 00:35:52,961 --> 00:35:54,229 Chase. 879 00:35:54,329 --> 00:35:55,564 Here. 880 00:35:56,097 --> 00:35:57,232 [sighs] 881 00:35:59,268 --> 00:36:00,635 [Chase] Uh... 882 00:36:01,336 --> 00:36:02,571 Hi. 883 00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:04,506 Hi. 884 00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:06,040 Hi! 885 00:36:06,140 --> 00:36:07,576 [Chase] Oh, um... 886 00:36:08,343 --> 00:36:10,579 this is my girlfriend, Danielle. 887 00:36:10,679 --> 00:36:12,647 - Hi. - So excited to be here. 888 00:36:12,747 --> 00:36:14,148 It's like a dream, meeting everyone 889 00:36:14,249 --> 00:36:16,184 Chase keeps talking about from high school. 890 00:36:16,285 --> 00:36:17,386 Nice to meet you. I'm... 891 00:36:17,486 --> 00:36:19,254 Ah. Let me guess. 892 00:36:19,354 --> 00:36:20,789 Dana. 893 00:36:20,889 --> 00:36:22,090 Lola? 894 00:36:22,190 --> 00:36:23,925 - Coco? - Zoey. I'm Zoey. 895 00:36:24,025 --> 00:36:26,628 Chase, I don't remember you mentioning a Zoey. 896 00:36:26,728 --> 00:36:29,197 Yeah, well, must have slipped my mind. 897 00:36:29,298 --> 00:36:30,765 [Danielle] Ah, sorry. 898 00:36:30,865 --> 00:36:33,768 Vodka martini, slightly dirty. 899 00:36:33,868 --> 00:36:36,004 Mm, just like you, cowgirl. 900 00:36:36,104 --> 00:36:37,372 [Zoey giggles] 901 00:36:37,472 --> 00:36:40,041 Hi, I'm Hugo Hemsworth, Zoey's boyf. 902 00:36:40,141 --> 00:36:43,211 Oh! Boyf. Wow, that's a strong grip. 903 00:36:43,312 --> 00:36:44,979 - And jawline. - Thank you. 904 00:36:45,079 --> 00:36:48,082 I... [splutters] am Chase. Chase. 905 00:36:48,783 --> 00:36:49,851 [Danielle] Danielle. 906 00:36:49,951 --> 00:36:51,529 - Hi, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 907 00:36:51,553 --> 00:36:52,687 [cell phone chimes] 908 00:36:52,787 --> 00:36:54,623 - Hang on one second. - Yes, babe, sure. 909 00:36:57,726 --> 00:36:59,528 Um, I have to take this. 910 00:36:59,628 --> 00:37:01,863 - So nice to meet you, Danielle. - Likewise. 911 00:37:01,963 --> 00:37:03,683 Chase, I had something I wanted to tell you, 912 00:37:03,765 --> 00:37:06,134 but must have slipped my mind. See you. 913 00:37:07,135 --> 00:37:08,269 [Todd] See you, sexy. 914 00:37:08,803 --> 00:37:10,047 You'll have to excuse the scrubs. 915 00:37:10,071 --> 00:37:11,940 I had to come straight from surgery. 916 00:37:12,374 --> 00:37:13,675 - Surgery? - Wow. 917 00:37:13,775 --> 00:37:14,876 We pulled a double. 918 00:37:14,976 --> 00:37:16,945 Heart and brain at the same time. 919 00:37:17,379 --> 00:37:18,480 That's amazing. 920 00:37:18,580 --> 00:37:20,715 ["good 4 u" by Olivia Rodrigo plays] 921 00:37:20,815 --> 00:37:22,517 [vocalizes] ♪ Well, good for you ♪ 922 00:37:22,617 --> 00:37:24,252 ♪ I guess you moved on really easily ♪ 923 00:37:24,353 --> 00:37:26,988 ♪ Found a new girl, and it only took a couple weeks ♪ 924 00:37:27,088 --> 00:37:31,159 ♪ Remember when you said you wanted to give me the world? ♪ 925 00:37:31,259 --> 00:37:32,861 ♪ World ♪ 926 00:37:32,961 --> 00:37:34,329 ♪ And good for you ♪ 927 00:37:34,429 --> 00:37:36,106 ♪ I guess that you've been working on yourself ♪ 928 00:37:36,130 --> 00:37:37,675 ♪ I guess that therapist I found for you ♪ 929 00:37:37,699 --> 00:37:38,667 ♪ She really helped ♪ 930 00:37:38,767 --> 00:37:40,502 ♪ Now you can be a better man ♪ 931 00:37:40,602 --> 00:37:42,771 ♪ For your brand-new girl ♪ 932 00:37:42,871 --> 00:37:44,582 [Zoey] Sorry, I was getting the car detailed. 933 00:37:44,606 --> 00:37:46,007 - Please! - Oh, the shoes. 934 00:37:46,107 --> 00:37:47,809 Then take them off. Take them off. 935 00:37:47,909 --> 00:37:49,010 - Greg. - Okay, here. 936 00:37:49,110 --> 00:37:50,545 Leave her shoes... Leave them there! 937 00:37:50,645 --> 00:37:51,680 Okay. 938 00:37:51,780 --> 00:37:53,348 Oh, sorry. Okay, okay. 939 00:37:54,048 --> 00:37:55,984 Perhaps you'd care to explain... 940 00:37:57,386 --> 00:37:58,653 - this. - [Zoey gasps] 941 00:37:58,753 --> 00:38:00,822 The thing I love most about Jordyn J. 942 00:38:00,922 --> 00:38:04,158 Is probably her boobs. 943 00:38:04,258 --> 00:38:07,228 Oh, my God. The hair... 944 00:38:08,397 --> 00:38:11,065 looks so... 945 00:38:12,501 --> 00:38:13,435 good. 946 00:38:13,535 --> 00:38:15,504 So you knew about this 947 00:38:15,604 --> 00:38:16,771 and you let it happen? 948 00:38:16,871 --> 00:38:19,808 Because the hair? That was it. 949 00:38:19,908 --> 00:38:21,376 That was all that he had. 950 00:38:21,476 --> 00:38:22,744 That's exactly why. 951 00:38:22,844 --> 00:38:25,780 He wanted to show Jordyn J. And America 952 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,417 that he's more than just his hair. 953 00:38:28,517 --> 00:38:30,184 Uh, he's a trendsetter. 954 00:38:30,284 --> 00:38:31,986 It's called strategy. 955 00:38:32,086 --> 00:38:33,221 Is it? 956 00:38:33,321 --> 00:38:37,659 Kelley, being your first and only female producer, 957 00:38:37,759 --> 00:38:39,394 you just got to trust me on this. 958 00:38:39,494 --> 00:38:42,631 I know what our audience wants because I am our audience. 959 00:38:42,731 --> 00:38:47,035 And I love the hair. 960 00:38:49,370 --> 00:38:50,539 For your own sake, 961 00:38:50,639 --> 00:38:53,642 I hope that you are right. 962 00:38:54,643 --> 00:38:55,910 [Zoey] Okay. 963 00:38:56,678 --> 00:38:57,912 [Kelley] Zoey? 964 00:38:58,447 --> 00:38:59,714 Seriously. 965 00:39:00,348 --> 00:39:01,315 Hot dress. 966 00:39:01,416 --> 00:39:02,784 - Oh. - [Kelley] Yeah. 967 00:39:03,585 --> 00:39:04,686 Now I take you seriously. 968 00:39:04,786 --> 00:39:06,888 Okay. Thanks. 969 00:39:06,988 --> 00:39:08,222 Greg! 970 00:39:09,290 --> 00:39:10,625 Punch you in the face. 971 00:39:11,359 --> 00:39:14,262 [Todd] Just pumping away, trying to get a pulse. 972 00:39:14,362 --> 00:39:16,865 Seven-year-old kid swallowed a ping-pong ball. 973 00:39:16,965 --> 00:39:18,132 [gasps] 974 00:39:18,633 --> 00:39:20,535 - So sad. - Oh, my God. 975 00:39:20,635 --> 00:39:21,703 No, no, no. Don't worry. 976 00:39:21,803 --> 00:39:23,104 He is fine. 977 00:39:23,204 --> 00:39:24,873 [all laugh] 978 00:39:24,973 --> 00:39:27,341 Nobody has ever died on my table. 979 00:39:27,442 --> 00:39:28,376 Aw! 980 00:39:28,477 --> 00:39:30,244 Except maybe a couple times. 981 00:39:30,344 --> 00:39:32,246 [laughter] 982 00:39:32,346 --> 00:39:33,582 Who even is this guy? 983 00:39:33,682 --> 00:39:35,817 Shh. He's so sweet. 984 00:39:35,917 --> 00:39:37,686 You know what? Enough about me. 985 00:39:37,786 --> 00:39:40,589 Stacey, I'm a huge fan of the pod. 986 00:39:40,689 --> 00:39:41,856 Total Slaughter-head. 987 00:39:41,956 --> 00:39:43,458 - Oh! - [Todd] Yeah. 988 00:39:43,558 --> 00:39:45,494 Any updates on the Malibu Murderer? 989 00:39:45,594 --> 00:39:48,463 Oh. Um... you listen? 990 00:39:48,563 --> 00:39:49,798 Ahem. I'm back. 991 00:39:49,898 --> 00:39:52,734 This is Mark, my field producer. 992 00:39:52,834 --> 00:39:54,002 - Husband. - Uh-huh. 993 00:39:54,102 --> 00:39:55,870 But, yes, also field producer. 994 00:39:55,970 --> 00:39:57,305 Didn't you and Quinn used to...? 995 00:39:57,405 --> 00:39:58,840 Date. Yes. 996 00:39:58,940 --> 00:40:00,642 Yeah, it was just a fling. 997 00:40:00,742 --> 00:40:02,143 But this, uh... 998 00:40:02,911 --> 00:40:04,613 - This is the real deal. - Excuse me. 999 00:40:04,713 --> 00:40:06,047 How was it with the witness? 1000 00:40:06,147 --> 00:40:08,449 - I got a description... - Yes, Mark. Great work. 1001 00:40:08,550 --> 00:40:09,584 Of his hands. 1002 00:40:09,684 --> 00:40:11,052 Damn it, Mark, that's not enough. 1003 00:40:11,152 --> 00:40:11,986 But go on. 1004 00:40:12,086 --> 00:40:14,789 She said the hands were large. 1005 00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:17,592 That's it? 1006 00:40:17,692 --> 00:40:19,093 [Todd] Not guilty! 1007 00:40:19,193 --> 00:40:20,529 [all laugh] 1008 00:40:21,195 --> 00:40:23,307 - [woman] They're enormous. - [Danielle] Oh, so funny! 1009 00:40:23,331 --> 00:40:26,300 [Zoey] Jordan B., why is your hair orange? 1010 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,469 I thought I could fix it without anyone noticing. 1011 00:40:28,570 --> 00:40:30,171 Fix what? 1012 00:40:32,006 --> 00:40:34,142 I found a gray hair, okay? 1013 00:40:34,242 --> 00:40:35,443 You happy? 1014 00:40:35,544 --> 00:40:37,879 I can't have gray hair at 23. I'm supposed to be hot. 1015 00:40:37,979 --> 00:40:40,148 You bleached your whole head because of one gray hair? 1016 00:40:40,248 --> 00:40:42,292 Then it kind of started falling out, so I had to cut it. 1017 00:40:42,316 --> 00:40:44,553 I tried to find you first, but you weren't here. 1018 00:40:44,653 --> 00:40:45,987 I'm sorry. I know. 1019 00:40:46,087 --> 00:40:47,989 - It's just... - [cell phone chimes] 1020 00:40:48,757 --> 00:40:50,525 Hang on. One second. 1021 00:40:52,794 --> 00:40:54,128 Um... 1022 00:40:55,163 --> 00:40:56,831 - I'm gonna have to leave again. - What? 1023 00:40:56,931 --> 00:40:59,534 If you need anything at all, you call me. 1024 00:40:59,634 --> 00:41:01,803 Not Kelley, okay? Me. 1025 00:41:01,903 --> 00:41:03,437 You're gonna be fine. 1026 00:41:07,475 --> 00:41:08,977 What was I saying? 1027 00:41:09,077 --> 00:41:10,511 Oh, yeah. Jordyn's boobs. 1028 00:41:11,379 --> 00:41:14,048 [funky, upbeat music playing] 1029 00:41:15,383 --> 00:41:17,451 [breathing heavily] 1030 00:41:18,252 --> 00:41:21,289 Om... 1031 00:41:21,389 --> 00:41:22,523 ♪ Cha cha ♪ 1032 00:41:23,992 --> 00:41:26,227 ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪ 1033 00:41:27,495 --> 00:41:28,563 [sighs] 1034 00:41:28,663 --> 00:41:29,898 ♪ If you wanna have some fun ♪ 1035 00:41:29,998 --> 00:41:31,900 ♪ Come with me I'll give you some ♪ 1036 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,802 ♪ Get back, get back ♪ 1037 00:41:33,902 --> 00:41:36,905 [Todd] So, in a way, I credit Zoey 1038 00:41:37,005 --> 00:41:38,673 for saving that little boy's life. 1039 00:41:38,773 --> 00:41:40,441 - [all] Aw! - [Todd] Yeah, she... 1040 00:41:41,175 --> 00:41:42,744 - [woman] So sweet. - [Todd] Oh, my God. 1041 00:41:42,844 --> 00:41:44,613 She inspires me to be a better surgeon. 1042 00:41:44,713 --> 00:41:47,181 - [all] Aw! - Wow. 1043 00:41:47,281 --> 00:41:49,618 Can you take a look at my feet? Because... 1044 00:41:49,718 --> 00:41:50,785 [all yell] 1045 00:41:50,885 --> 00:41:52,520 - Whoa! - What is that?! 1046 00:41:52,621 --> 00:41:53,922 [Mark] I'm sorry, it stinks. 1047 00:41:54,022 --> 00:41:55,690 [Michael] Don't smell it. Just fix it. 1048 00:41:55,790 --> 00:41:57,191 Quinn? 1049 00:41:57,826 --> 00:41:59,527 Quinn? 1050 00:41:59,628 --> 00:42:01,429 [cell phone vibrates] 1051 00:42:03,397 --> 00:42:05,967 - Jordan B., what do you want? - [Jordan B.] Zoey. [cries] 1052 00:42:06,067 --> 00:42:08,870 Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't cry. Don't cry. 1053 00:42:09,838 --> 00:42:11,205 It's gonna... It's gonna be okay. 1054 00:42:11,740 --> 00:42:14,909 No! A neck tattoo will not fix what you did to your hair. 1055 00:42:15,009 --> 00:42:16,978 [Quinn] Who's getting a neck tattoo? 1056 00:42:18,346 --> 00:42:19,948 I-I have to go. 1057 00:42:20,815 --> 00:42:23,084 Quinn, I've been looking all over for you. 1058 00:42:23,184 --> 00:42:25,419 What are you doing in the bathtub? 1059 00:42:25,519 --> 00:42:27,021 I'm unclogging the drain. 1060 00:42:27,121 --> 00:42:29,601 Did you know clogged drains can lead to corrosion and flooding? 1061 00:42:29,858 --> 00:42:30,959 Oh no. 1062 00:42:31,726 --> 00:42:33,895 Okay, what's wrong? 1063 00:42:35,229 --> 00:42:38,733 I never dreamed of having a wedding. 1064 00:42:39,634 --> 00:42:41,870 But then I fell in love with someone who did. 1065 00:42:42,436 --> 00:42:46,107 And I want to do this for him, but it's all a lot. 1066 00:42:46,675 --> 00:42:48,342 Does Logan know that? 1067 00:42:48,442 --> 00:42:50,912 We've been together over a decade. You'd think so. 1068 00:42:51,612 --> 00:42:52,814 But he's so totally absorbed, 1069 00:42:52,914 --> 00:42:54,282 it's like he's a different person. 1070 00:42:54,382 --> 00:42:56,685 I know he's dreamed of having an extravagant wedding, 1071 00:42:56,785 --> 00:42:58,452 and I'm trying to be sensitive to that. 1072 00:42:58,552 --> 00:43:01,790 But I'm not a rational function. My limits are not infinite. 1073 00:43:01,890 --> 00:43:03,690 If only humans could have vertical asymptotes, 1074 00:43:03,725 --> 00:43:04,959 you know what I'm saying? 1075 00:43:06,294 --> 00:43:08,162 Not at all. 1076 00:43:08,697 --> 00:43:10,631 But I think I get the gist of it. 1077 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,467 So why don't we just get out of here. 1078 00:43:13,567 --> 00:43:15,469 Leave my own party? 1079 00:43:15,569 --> 00:43:17,238 I don't think I'm allowed to do that. 1080 00:43:17,338 --> 00:43:19,607 You're the bride. You can do whatever you want. 1081 00:43:20,709 --> 00:43:22,076 Party's almost over. 1082 00:43:22,176 --> 00:43:23,320 Plus, there's a cake down there 1083 00:43:23,344 --> 00:43:25,079 that everyone thinks is you anyway. 1084 00:43:25,613 --> 00:43:26,647 [laughs] 1085 00:43:27,448 --> 00:43:30,184 - Where would we even go? - I have ideas. 1086 00:43:30,284 --> 00:43:32,453 - [muted club music playing] - Seriously? 1087 00:43:32,553 --> 00:43:33,788 A karaoke bar? 1088 00:43:33,888 --> 00:43:35,990 No, no, no, no. It's late. 1089 00:43:36,090 --> 00:43:37,792 The rehearsal's tomorrow. 1090 00:43:37,892 --> 00:43:40,228 - We gotta be rested. - [Quinn] Hey! 1091 00:43:40,795 --> 00:43:41,963 Look at me. 1092 00:43:42,063 --> 00:43:43,431 I love you. 1093 00:43:44,432 --> 00:43:45,934 I love you too. 1094 00:43:46,034 --> 00:43:48,036 So stop thinking about the wedding for one second 1095 00:43:48,136 --> 00:43:50,471 and have some fun with me, okay? 1096 00:43:51,806 --> 00:43:52,673 [sighs] 1097 00:43:52,774 --> 00:43:53,842 Fine. 1098 00:43:53,942 --> 00:43:55,343 - Okay. All right. - [all] Yeah! 1099 00:43:55,443 --> 00:43:57,611 But if Michael doesn't sing Limp Bizkit, I'm leaving. 1100 00:43:57,712 --> 00:44:00,381 Cool. Everyone's drinks are on Logan. Let's go inside. 1101 00:44:00,481 --> 00:44:02,650 - [all cheer] - Let's go. Come on, babe. 1102 00:44:02,751 --> 00:44:04,911 - [Michael] That's it, Logan. - [Stacey] Let's do this. 1103 00:44:04,953 --> 00:44:06,230 - You good? - I'm good. You good? 1104 00:44:06,254 --> 00:44:07,621 - Yeah. Great. - Good. 1105 00:44:07,722 --> 00:44:09,190 [Michael yelling] 1106 00:44:10,992 --> 00:44:12,660 [rock music playing] 1107 00:44:13,795 --> 00:44:15,529 ♪ Chocolate stardust ♪ 1108 00:44:17,431 --> 00:44:19,667 ♪ Keep on rolling, baby ♪ 1109 00:44:20,534 --> 00:44:21,970 ♪ Throw your hands up ♪ 1110 00:44:22,070 --> 00:44:24,472 ♪ Now move in, now move out, hands up, now hands down ♪ 1111 00:44:24,572 --> 00:44:27,308 ♪ Back up, back up, tell me what you gonna do now ♪ 1112 00:44:27,408 --> 00:44:29,710 ♪ Breathe in, now breathe out, hands up, now hands down ♪ 1113 00:44:29,811 --> 00:44:32,246 ♪ Back up, back up, tell me what you gonna do now ♪ 1114 00:44:32,346 --> 00:44:34,515 ♪ Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 1115 00:44:34,615 --> 00:44:37,118 ♪ Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 1116 00:44:37,218 --> 00:44:39,653 ♪ Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 1117 00:44:39,754 --> 00:44:40,922 ♪ Keep rollin'... ♪ 1118 00:44:41,022 --> 00:44:43,324 Yeah! This is my favorite! Rollin', rollin'! 1119 00:44:43,424 --> 00:44:44,935 ♪ I know y'all be lovin this ish right here ♪ 1120 00:44:44,959 --> 00:44:47,528 ♪ L-I-M-P Bizkit is right here ♪ 1121 00:44:47,628 --> 00:44:49,663 ♪ Gonna F you up, shut the F up ♪ 1122 00:44:49,764 --> 00:44:53,434 ♪ And back the F up while we F this track up ♪ 1123 00:44:53,534 --> 00:44:55,403 [inaudible] 1124 00:44:57,438 --> 00:44:59,173 ♪ You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit? ♪ 1125 00:44:59,273 --> 00:45:00,708 ♪ You can't mess with Limp Bizkit ♪ 1126 00:45:00,809 --> 00:45:02,977 ♪ 'Cause we get it on every day and every night ♪ 1127 00:45:03,077 --> 00:45:04,678 Was he always that talented? 1128 00:45:04,779 --> 00:45:08,582 Yeah, but in school it was mostly sad flute music. 1129 00:45:08,682 --> 00:45:09,984 Oh, yes! 1130 00:45:10,084 --> 00:45:12,821 So you all went to high school together? 1131 00:45:12,921 --> 00:45:14,522 Yeah! PCA, baby! 1132 00:45:14,622 --> 00:45:16,524 So sad what happened. 1133 00:45:17,358 --> 00:45:20,895 We were the last class to attend Pacific Coast Academy. 1134 00:45:20,995 --> 00:45:23,898 The school closed down in 2009 1135 00:45:23,998 --> 00:45:27,568 when multiple parents complained about poor education standards, 1136 00:45:27,668 --> 00:45:30,338 leading the state to launch a formal investigation, 1137 00:45:30,438 --> 00:45:33,241 only to discover the school wasn't even accredited 1138 00:45:33,341 --> 00:45:35,676 and Dean Rivers was stealing students' tuition 1139 00:45:35,776 --> 00:45:38,279 and blowing it at Morongo Casino and Resort. 1140 00:45:38,379 --> 00:45:40,648 Yeah, it wasn't even a real school. 1141 00:45:40,748 --> 00:45:43,217 The student loans were real! Ha! 1142 00:45:43,317 --> 00:45:45,753 [laughing] I have so much debt! 1143 00:45:47,788 --> 00:45:49,958 ♪ Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 1144 00:45:50,058 --> 00:45:51,625 ♪ Rollin' ♪ 1145 00:45:51,725 --> 00:45:53,494 - [all cheer] - Woo! 1146 00:45:54,595 --> 00:45:57,365 - Let's go! - Great job, buddy. Great job. 1147 00:45:57,465 --> 00:45:59,700 - Let's do it. - [Logan] That was awesome! 1148 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,735 [indistinct shouting] 1149 00:46:01,836 --> 00:46:04,873 I'm gonna hit the head. Does anybody need anything? 1150 00:46:04,973 --> 00:46:07,275 Chase? Maybe a water? 1151 00:46:07,375 --> 00:46:08,943 Yes. 1152 00:46:09,043 --> 00:46:10,644 All right, I'll be right back. 1153 00:46:11,212 --> 00:46:13,547 - Consent to a kiss? - Granted. 1154 00:46:21,622 --> 00:46:24,959 All right, next up, we have Hugo Hemsworth 1155 00:46:25,059 --> 00:46:27,661 and Chase Matthews 1156 00:46:27,761 --> 00:46:28,829 singing a duet. 1157 00:46:28,930 --> 00:46:30,498 No, I'm all set. 1158 00:46:31,532 --> 00:46:33,968 Babe, you love karaoke. Go! 1159 00:46:34,068 --> 00:46:35,769 [cheers and applause] 1160 00:46:37,405 --> 00:46:40,341 [all chanting] Chase! Chase! Chase! Chase! 1161 00:46:40,975 --> 00:46:42,110 - Yes! - Woo! 1162 00:46:42,210 --> 00:46:43,611 [Stacey] Yes, Chase! 1163 00:46:43,711 --> 00:46:44,612 Go, Chase, go! 1164 00:46:44,712 --> 00:46:45,990 Hope you're cool with the high part. 1165 00:46:46,014 --> 00:46:47,057 Uh, what song are we even... 1166 00:46:47,081 --> 00:46:50,718 ♪ Now I've had ♪ 1167 00:46:50,818 --> 00:46:53,287 ♪ The time of my life ♪ 1168 00:46:53,387 --> 00:46:56,390 ♪ No, I never felt like this before ♪ 1169 00:46:56,490 --> 00:46:58,259 Damn it, I love this song. 1170 00:46:58,359 --> 00:47:00,028 ♪ Yes, I swear ♪ 1171 00:47:00,128 --> 00:47:02,130 ♪ It's the truth ♪ 1172 00:47:02,230 --> 00:47:04,999 ♪ And I owe it all to you ♪ 1173 00:47:05,099 --> 00:47:08,502 ♪ 'Cause I've had ♪ 1174 00:47:08,602 --> 00:47:11,139 ♪ The time of my life ♪ 1175 00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:14,976 ♪ And I owe it all to you ♪ 1176 00:47:15,409 --> 00:47:17,345 - Yo, they're both... - Pretty good! 1177 00:47:17,445 --> 00:47:19,080 - Yeah. - Let's go, Chase! 1178 00:47:19,180 --> 00:47:20,514 Not bad. 1179 00:47:20,614 --> 00:47:22,516 Bet you didn't know I was a high tenor, did you? 1180 00:47:22,616 --> 00:47:24,485 ♪ I've been waiting for so long ♪ 1181 00:47:24,585 --> 00:47:27,121 ♪ Now I finally found someone ♪ 1182 00:47:27,221 --> 00:47:29,590 ♪ To stand by me ♪ 1183 00:47:31,159 --> 00:47:33,661 ♪ We saw the writing on the wall ♪ 1184 00:47:33,761 --> 00:47:37,932 ♪ As we felt this magical fantasy ♪ 1185 00:47:39,833 --> 00:47:42,436 ♪ Now with passion in our eyes ♪ 1186 00:47:42,536 --> 00:47:46,674 ♪ There's no way we could disguise it secretly ♪ 1187 00:47:49,310 --> 00:47:50,945 ♪ So we take each others' hand ♪ 1188 00:47:51,045 --> 00:47:56,517 ♪ 'Cause we seem to understand the urgency ♪ 1189 00:47:57,451 --> 00:47:59,753 [tender, upbeat music playing] 1190 00:48:04,158 --> 00:48:05,859 - Are they...? - Wasted? 1191 00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:07,561 One of them is. 1192 00:48:08,029 --> 00:48:10,431 ♪ I've had ♪ 1193 00:48:10,531 --> 00:48:12,733 ♪ The time of my life ♪ 1194 00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:17,205 ♪ No, I never felt this way before ♪ 1195 00:48:17,305 --> 00:48:19,407 ♪ Yes, I swear ♪ 1196 00:48:19,507 --> 00:48:22,243 ♪ It's the truth ♪ 1197 00:48:22,343 --> 00:48:26,480 ♪ And I owe it all to you ♪ 1198 00:48:26,580 --> 00:48:27,881 [cheering] 1199 00:48:27,982 --> 00:48:29,417 [Michael] See that bod? 1200 00:48:33,854 --> 00:48:35,156 Yes! 1201 00:48:35,256 --> 00:48:36,524 [Mark] Calm down. 1202 00:48:47,335 --> 00:48:49,237 [cheering] 1203 00:48:49,903 --> 00:48:51,239 Yes! 1204 00:48:53,474 --> 00:48:55,809 I can't dance like that. I can't dance like that. 1205 00:48:55,909 --> 00:48:57,978 No, come on! Come on! 1206 00:48:58,079 --> 00:48:59,747 Oh, whoa, whoa. Are you okay? 1207 00:48:59,847 --> 00:49:01,215 I am so sorry, dude. 1208 00:49:01,315 --> 00:49:02,550 What is this? 1209 00:49:02,650 --> 00:49:04,218 What? I thought we were just having fun. 1210 00:49:04,318 --> 00:49:05,753 This is about Zoey, isn't it? 1211 00:49:05,853 --> 00:49:07,998 You're mad we dated so you're trying to make me jealous. 1212 00:49:08,022 --> 00:49:10,291 Well, that's not gonna work, Mr. Sexy Doctor Man, 1213 00:49:10,391 --> 00:49:12,293 because I don't care about Zoey anymore. 1214 00:49:12,393 --> 00:49:14,628 - What's happening? - Looks like they're fighting. 1215 00:49:14,728 --> 00:49:16,297 [inaudible] 1216 00:49:17,431 --> 00:49:18,599 Let's just chill out. 1217 00:49:18,699 --> 00:49:21,001 That's it. I'm over it! I'm over her! 1218 00:49:22,436 --> 00:49:24,838 - Well, doesn't sound like it. - What'd you say? 1219 00:49:24,938 --> 00:49:26,474 I just get the feeling 1220 00:49:26,574 --> 00:49:29,277 that maybe you're not actually over her. 1221 00:49:32,180 --> 00:49:33,614 - [screams] - [all gasp] 1222 00:49:34,748 --> 00:49:36,317 [all cheer] 1223 00:49:38,919 --> 00:49:40,488 [laughing] 1224 00:49:41,455 --> 00:49:43,324 You're getting a bit heavy. 1225 00:49:44,592 --> 00:49:46,527 - Ah! - [all gasp] 1226 00:49:48,962 --> 00:49:50,931 - [Mark] What? - Up! Up! 1227 00:49:51,031 --> 00:49:52,233 What is your problem? 1228 00:49:52,333 --> 00:49:55,336 Oh, boo-hoo! Time for rehearsal! 1229 00:49:55,436 --> 00:49:56,804 Out of bed! 1230 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:01,075 Everybody outside in ten! 1231 00:50:01,175 --> 00:50:03,277 [Stacey] What is the matter with you? 1232 00:50:03,377 --> 00:50:05,846 [both continue shouting indistinctly] 1233 00:50:10,351 --> 00:50:12,653 Can't he leave me alone for one minute? 1234 00:50:12,753 --> 00:50:14,355 I'm so sick of babysitting this guy. 1235 00:50:14,455 --> 00:50:15,889 I cannot do this today. 1236 00:50:15,989 --> 00:50:17,024 [sighs] 1237 00:50:21,262 --> 00:50:23,097 - Todd. - Hmm? 1238 00:50:23,197 --> 00:50:24,565 Aren't you a manny? 1239 00:50:25,366 --> 00:50:27,501 It's a side gig, but yeah. 1240 00:50:28,902 --> 00:50:30,804 - Hmm? - No! 1241 00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,441 - [whimpers] - [sighs] 1242 00:50:33,541 --> 00:50:36,510 No. I'm your fake boyfriend. 1243 00:50:37,911 --> 00:50:39,213 Fake hungover boyfriend. 1244 00:50:39,313 --> 00:50:40,914 I'm not your babysitter. 1245 00:50:41,515 --> 00:50:42,483 Please. Please. 1246 00:50:42,583 --> 00:50:44,084 [Logan] Meet me in the chapel in ten! 1247 00:50:44,185 --> 00:50:46,887 I have to go be with my friends. I really need your help on this. 1248 00:50:46,987 --> 00:50:47,955 Please. 1249 00:50:48,055 --> 00:50:49,557 The villa is just right up the street. 1250 00:50:49,657 --> 00:50:51,925 You can go up there, distract him, have fun. 1251 00:50:52,025 --> 00:50:55,062 - Please, please, please? - Wait, so I get to go to set? 1252 00:50:55,163 --> 00:50:56,897 Yes. Thank you. 1253 00:50:59,333 --> 00:51:01,669 Oh, my God. Finally. 1254 00:51:02,436 --> 00:51:04,438 [Logan] Places! Okay. 1255 00:51:04,538 --> 00:51:06,374 So we're gonna start with Michael 1256 00:51:06,474 --> 00:51:09,410 making an announcement to ask all the guests 1257 00:51:09,510 --> 00:51:11,812 to silence their phones. 1258 00:51:12,380 --> 00:51:13,647 Cue Michael. 1259 00:51:14,815 --> 00:51:16,049 [wheezes] 1260 00:51:16,550 --> 00:51:17,951 [Michael gasps weakly] 1261 00:51:20,221 --> 00:51:21,622 Cue Michael. 1262 00:51:22,556 --> 00:51:24,225 [wheezing] Silence your phone. 1263 00:51:24,325 --> 00:51:25,493 Bro, what is going on? 1264 00:51:25,593 --> 00:51:27,795 [Lyric] "I think I lost my voice." 1265 00:51:28,496 --> 00:51:30,130 How do you know what he's saying? 1266 00:51:30,231 --> 00:51:31,965 I'm really good at lip-reading. 1267 00:51:32,065 --> 00:51:33,267 From over there? 1268 00:51:33,367 --> 00:51:34,911 - Plus, I have 20/20 vision. - [Logan] Great. 1269 00:51:34,935 --> 00:51:37,538 So my officiant has lost his voice 1270 00:51:37,638 --> 00:51:39,540 the day before the wedding! 1271 00:51:40,474 --> 00:51:42,376 This is why we can't have fun. 1272 00:51:42,976 --> 00:51:44,878 [Lyric] "Let me show you. Ready?" 1273 00:51:44,978 --> 00:51:47,581 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today 1274 00:51:47,681 --> 00:51:50,150 to celebrate this thing called patriarchy. 1275 00:51:51,285 --> 00:51:52,620 Heard of it? 1276 00:51:52,986 --> 00:51:55,356 Which has been used for centuries to oppress women 1277 00:51:55,456 --> 00:51:56,924 by buying and selling them. 1278 00:51:57,024 --> 00:51:59,460 It's also kept the majority of wealth in the male minority. 1279 00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:00,894 [Logan] Okay, thank you, Lyric. 1280 00:52:00,994 --> 00:52:03,831 Look, I'm sorry, buddy, but I gotta replace you. 1281 00:52:03,931 --> 00:52:05,899 - [Lyric] "Son of a..." - Fine. 1282 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:07,968 - I'll do it. - What? 1283 00:52:08,068 --> 00:52:11,605 I have the number one murder podcast in the U.S. 1284 00:52:11,705 --> 00:52:13,441 People would literally kill 1285 00:52:13,541 --> 00:52:15,008 to have me officiate their wedding. 1286 00:52:15,108 --> 00:52:16,644 Yeah, you make a fair point. 1287 00:52:16,744 --> 00:52:18,121 But who's gonna walk me down the aisle? 1288 00:52:18,145 --> 00:52:21,282 - It's a straight line, babe. - Michael, obviously. 1289 00:52:21,715 --> 00:52:23,351 [Lyric] "Okay, sounds good." 1290 00:52:23,451 --> 00:52:24,785 [Logan] Let's try this again. 1291 00:52:24,885 --> 00:52:28,556 Stacey will ask everyone to silence their phones. 1292 00:52:28,656 --> 00:52:30,358 Get out of here, buddy. 1293 00:52:30,458 --> 00:52:32,726 - [clears throat] - Cue Stacey. 1294 00:52:33,961 --> 00:52:37,765 [in deep, booming voice] Silence your phones! 1295 00:52:38,899 --> 00:52:40,834 Just a little less creepy next time, okay? 1296 00:52:40,934 --> 00:52:43,504 Yeah, okay. Lyric's gonna sing us in. 1297 00:52:45,339 --> 00:52:47,007 Lyric! 1298 00:52:49,377 --> 00:52:50,578 [device chimes] 1299 00:52:50,678 --> 00:52:52,580 [vocalizes notes, stops] 1300 00:52:53,514 --> 00:52:55,483 [vocalizes notes, stops] 1301 00:52:55,949 --> 00:52:58,218 My AI gloves weren't programmed to deal with that reverb. 1302 00:52:58,319 --> 00:52:59,653 Did you hear the echo? 1303 00:52:59,753 --> 00:53:01,689 - [vocalizing] - [distorted audio] 1304 00:53:01,789 --> 00:53:03,557 All right, guys, get in places. 1305 00:53:03,657 --> 00:53:05,859 Michael, Mark, Camille and Jared, come on. 1306 00:53:05,959 --> 00:53:07,528 - Tighten up. - How's your nose? 1307 00:53:07,628 --> 00:53:08,929 How do you think? 1308 00:53:09,029 --> 00:53:11,399 Your boyfriend dropped me on my face on purpose. 1309 00:53:11,499 --> 00:53:13,401 He did not do it on purpose. 1310 00:53:13,501 --> 00:53:16,236 Zoey, he's very strong. His muscles are huge. 1311 00:53:16,337 --> 00:53:17,617 He definitely could have held me. 1312 00:53:17,671 --> 00:53:20,140 Classic Chase. Taking everything so personally. 1313 00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:21,875 He said he was sorry. 1314 00:53:23,444 --> 00:53:25,212 [Logan] All right, cue Camille and Jared. 1315 00:53:25,313 --> 00:53:27,781 Chase, I know it's awkward, but for the sake of our friends, 1316 00:53:27,881 --> 00:53:29,950 can't we at least just try to be friends? 1317 00:53:30,050 --> 00:53:31,151 [sighs] 1318 00:53:31,251 --> 00:53:32,862 I'm sorry, but after everything that happened, 1319 00:53:32,886 --> 00:53:34,526 did you really think we were gonna be able 1320 00:53:34,588 --> 00:53:36,199 to just link arms and stroll off into the sunset? 1321 00:53:36,223 --> 00:53:39,259 All right, now Zoey and Chase will link arms and stroll. 1322 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,128 Okay, the timing of that was unfair. 1323 00:53:41,228 --> 00:53:44,164 [Logan] They're linking. They're strolling. 1324 00:53:46,233 --> 00:53:47,801 You could look happy. 1325 00:53:48,702 --> 00:53:50,137 Okay, cue the bride. 1326 00:53:51,305 --> 00:53:53,874 [Chase] And, frankly, there is no amount of philanthropy 1327 00:53:53,974 --> 00:53:55,614 that will ever make up for those mistakes. 1328 00:53:55,676 --> 00:53:57,445 - [laughter] - Lastly, 1329 00:53:57,545 --> 00:53:58,979 Quinn, you have come up 1330 00:53:59,079 --> 00:54:01,615 with so many wonderful inventions over the years, 1331 00:54:01,715 --> 00:54:03,651 but I think that your most impressive yet 1332 00:54:03,751 --> 00:54:05,919 is actually the reinvention 1333 00:54:06,019 --> 00:54:08,155 of this guy right here, my best friend. 1334 00:54:08,255 --> 00:54:10,558 He's become an amazing man because of you. 1335 00:54:10,658 --> 00:54:12,926 And so I think I speak for all of us 1336 00:54:13,026 --> 00:54:15,563 when I say thank you very much, Quinn. 1337 00:54:15,663 --> 00:54:17,831 - [all laugh] - To Quinn and Logan. Everyone. 1338 00:54:17,931 --> 00:54:19,900 [all] To Quinn and Logan! 1339 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,201 [glasses clink] 1340 00:54:23,504 --> 00:54:25,639 This is nice. Stace, isn't this nice? 1341 00:54:25,739 --> 00:54:27,240 Everyone together, celebrating? 1342 00:54:27,341 --> 00:54:31,011 Mm-hmm. Mark, tell me something. You're my field producer, right? 1343 00:54:31,111 --> 00:54:32,312 And husband. 1344 00:54:32,413 --> 00:54:34,548 Then why aren't you in the field? 1345 00:54:34,648 --> 00:54:36,650 I thought we'd take the night off. 1346 00:54:36,750 --> 00:54:38,552 Can the women who are being murdered 1347 00:54:38,652 --> 00:54:40,020 take the night off, Mark? 1348 00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:41,154 But... 1349 00:54:42,289 --> 00:54:43,323 couldn't he be here? 1350 00:54:44,157 --> 00:54:45,192 - What? - I'm just saying, 1351 00:54:45,292 --> 00:54:47,428 technically couldn't the Malibu Murderer 1352 00:54:47,795 --> 00:54:49,296 be at this wedding 1353 00:54:49,397 --> 00:54:50,798 in Malibu? 1354 00:54:52,299 --> 00:54:53,501 How dare you, Mark? 1355 00:54:53,601 --> 00:54:55,335 These are our closest and dearest friends. 1356 00:54:55,436 --> 00:54:57,805 - You're so right. - Why would there be a murderer 1357 00:54:57,905 --> 00:54:59,640 - at this wedding? - Just forget I said it. 1358 00:54:59,740 --> 00:55:01,041 Enjoy your fish. 1359 00:55:04,712 --> 00:55:06,346 - Where's Hugo? - Oh. 1360 00:55:06,447 --> 00:55:07,748 Um, uh... 1361 00:55:08,716 --> 00:55:10,250 he got called in for an emergency. 1362 00:55:10,350 --> 00:55:12,430 If only there were more people like him in the world. 1363 00:55:13,053 --> 00:55:15,856 Hey, Zoe, your turn. Like yesterday. 1364 00:55:15,956 --> 00:55:17,691 Oh, right. Yeah, okay. 1365 00:55:18,291 --> 00:55:19,393 [glass clinking] 1366 00:55:19,493 --> 00:55:23,296 I would like to make a toast. 1367 00:55:24,131 --> 00:55:28,669 I've known Quinn and Logan for more than half my life. 1368 00:55:29,236 --> 00:55:32,005 During that time, I've watched Quinn grow, 1369 00:55:32,105 --> 00:55:36,544 evolve, and accomplish almost all of her dreams. 1370 00:55:37,077 --> 00:55:39,146 And I've watched Logan watch her do that. 1371 00:55:39,246 --> 00:55:40,648 [all laugh] 1372 00:55:41,048 --> 00:55:45,152 Everyone says that high school love doesn't last, 1373 00:55:45,252 --> 00:55:47,020 and they're right. 1374 00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:49,890 Most of the time, it doesn't. 1375 00:55:50,624 --> 00:55:52,760 Against all odds, 1376 00:55:52,860 --> 00:55:55,295 Quinn and Logan have proved them wrong. 1377 00:55:57,431 --> 00:55:59,332 Uh... um... 1378 00:55:59,433 --> 00:56:03,136 uh, that's why it's so real 1379 00:56:03,236 --> 00:56:05,506 and inspiring. 1380 00:56:05,606 --> 00:56:07,841 Just really makes me, 1381 00:56:07,941 --> 00:56:11,479 you know, just dance a little and, um... 1382 00:56:12,145 --> 00:56:14,715 [bangs on table] just really gets me 1383 00:56:14,815 --> 00:56:18,251 so excited, I just want to sing and drink a lot. 1384 00:56:18,351 --> 00:56:19,887 - [all cheer] - Yeah! 1385 00:56:19,987 --> 00:56:22,055 To Quinn and Logan! 1386 00:56:22,155 --> 00:56:24,458 - [excited chatter] - [glasses clink] 1387 00:56:25,526 --> 00:56:26,794 [all gasp] 1388 00:56:26,894 --> 00:56:29,697 I'm such a klutz. I'm gonna have to go change. 1389 00:56:29,797 --> 00:56:31,231 You missed your mouth by a lot. 1390 00:56:31,331 --> 00:56:33,233 I know. I'm sorry. I'll be right back, okay? 1391 00:56:36,403 --> 00:56:37,671 What is going on? 1392 00:56:37,771 --> 00:56:39,807 Why is he here? And what is on his face? 1393 00:56:39,907 --> 00:56:42,810 I'm an ice tiger. Grr! 1394 00:56:43,511 --> 00:56:44,778 Todd, what happened? 1395 00:56:44,878 --> 00:56:46,547 [in normal voice] You told me to babysit. 1396 00:56:46,647 --> 00:56:47,981 So I took him to the pier. 1397 00:56:48,081 --> 00:56:50,484 He wanted to ride the kiddy coaster, right? 1398 00:56:50,584 --> 00:56:53,453 But he's too big, so he hit his head on the support beam. 1399 00:56:55,422 --> 00:56:58,191 Now he can't remember the last six months of his life. 1400 00:56:58,291 --> 00:57:01,629 Including the show, or Jordyn J. 1401 00:57:01,729 --> 00:57:03,463 - What? - [roars loudly] 1402 00:57:03,564 --> 00:57:05,432 - [roaring] - My God. 1403 00:57:05,533 --> 00:57:06,834 Did I just hear a lion? 1404 00:57:06,934 --> 00:57:10,103 No. My dad made me get rid of all my exotic pets. 1405 00:57:10,203 --> 00:57:12,305 [Todd] It's not that big of a deal. 1406 00:57:12,405 --> 00:57:13,741 Right? It's okay. 1407 00:57:13,841 --> 00:57:16,944 I mean, wasn't Jordan B. Pretty stupid already? 1408 00:57:17,410 --> 00:57:19,146 [roars] 1409 00:57:20,313 --> 00:57:21,991 You're right, maybe nobody will even notice. 1410 00:57:22,015 --> 00:57:24,351 I mean, I'm gonna be telling him exactly what to say. 1411 00:57:24,785 --> 00:57:26,687 Okay, I need to get back down there. 1412 00:57:26,787 --> 00:57:28,297 So you're gonna sneak him into the villa, 1413 00:57:28,321 --> 00:57:29,841 put him to sleep, he'll sleep this off, 1414 00:57:29,890 --> 00:57:32,025 - and everything will be... - [cell phone chimes] 1415 00:57:32,125 --> 00:57:33,360 Oh. 1416 00:57:36,764 --> 00:57:38,065 [screams] 1417 00:57:38,165 --> 00:57:40,467 [bright, upbeat music playing] 1418 00:57:42,469 --> 00:57:44,104 [panting] 1419 00:57:56,884 --> 00:57:58,786 [male voice] Door opening. 1420 00:58:04,592 --> 00:58:05,993 Door closing. 1421 00:58:08,962 --> 00:58:10,363 Zoey, it is show day. 1422 00:58:10,463 --> 00:58:12,432 You said you were gonna have the car back in time, 1423 00:58:12,532 --> 00:58:14,001 so where's the car, babe? 1424 00:58:14,101 --> 00:58:15,168 Archer, I promise you, 1425 00:58:15,268 --> 00:58:17,104 the car is the least of your worries. 1426 00:58:17,204 --> 00:58:20,908 Have you seen Jordan B. today? Is he acting a little, 1427 00:58:21,008 --> 00:58:23,043 um, I don't know, different? 1428 00:58:24,211 --> 00:58:25,813 Oh, hey! 1429 00:58:26,413 --> 00:58:28,148 - Hi. - Hey! 1430 00:58:28,248 --> 00:58:29,382 Whoa! 1431 00:58:31,451 --> 00:58:33,120 [panicked chatter] 1432 00:58:33,754 --> 00:58:35,723 Just as dumb as usual. Why? 1433 00:58:35,823 --> 00:58:38,391 No reason! Look, I'm on my way with the car. 1434 00:58:38,491 --> 00:58:41,394 I just have to make a little pit stop in Santa Barbara. 1435 00:58:41,494 --> 00:58:44,297 Santa Barbara? That is not on the way. 1436 00:58:44,865 --> 00:58:46,233 Okay, um... 1437 00:58:47,668 --> 00:58:49,302 What do I do? 1438 00:58:50,137 --> 00:58:51,872 [heavy metal music blares] 1439 00:58:51,972 --> 00:58:53,607 - [music turned off] - No. 1440 00:58:53,707 --> 00:58:55,308 [male voice] Door opening. 1441 00:58:55,408 --> 00:58:57,544 [gasps] Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! I did not mean to! 1442 00:58:57,645 --> 00:58:59,246 - [groans] - Oh, Chase. 1443 00:58:59,346 --> 00:59:00,614 It's you. 1444 00:59:00,714 --> 00:59:02,115 Zoey! 1445 00:59:02,983 --> 00:59:05,223 If my nose wasn't broken before, I think it might be now. 1446 00:59:05,318 --> 00:59:06,987 Why are you even up this early? 1447 00:59:07,087 --> 00:59:08,898 I went on a run. Why are you even up right now? 1448 00:59:08,922 --> 00:59:10,457 Is your nose bleeding? 1449 00:59:10,557 --> 00:59:11,825 Oh, here, I have some tissues. 1450 00:59:11,925 --> 00:59:13,160 [male voice] Door closing. 1451 00:59:13,260 --> 00:59:14,695 - Uh, no... - Wait, no, no, no! 1452 00:59:14,795 --> 00:59:16,630 Wait, wait! 1453 00:59:16,730 --> 00:59:18,331 [male voice] Navigation calculated. 1454 00:59:18,431 --> 00:59:21,635 Estimated time: one hour, 12 minutes. 1455 00:59:22,602 --> 00:59:24,537 Zoey? Turn it off. 1456 00:59:24,638 --> 00:59:26,106 [Zoey] I don't know how. 1457 00:59:26,206 --> 00:59:28,375 [Chase] You don't know how to work your own car? 1458 00:59:28,475 --> 00:59:30,477 - Come on. - Turn off! 1459 00:59:31,044 --> 00:59:33,280 - Door. Stop car. - [Chase] Uh... 1460 00:59:34,782 --> 00:59:36,183 [Zoey] Cancel trip. 1461 00:59:36,283 --> 00:59:39,219 [male voice] New drive time: one hour, 59 minutes. 1462 00:59:39,319 --> 00:59:41,154 [Chase] Why did it just go up? 1463 00:59:41,254 --> 00:59:43,556 - Quinn? - Here comes the bride. 1464 00:59:43,657 --> 00:59:47,661 All dressed in really pretty pink pajamas. Hello? 1465 00:59:47,761 --> 00:59:49,797 - Wedding day! - Good morning! 1466 00:59:49,897 --> 00:59:53,133 - You all look so good! - You do! 1467 00:59:54,702 --> 00:59:55,903 Where's Zoey? 1468 00:59:56,003 --> 00:59:57,604 - Oh. - Zoey? 1469 00:59:57,705 --> 00:59:58,739 Zoey? 1470 00:59:58,839 --> 01:00:00,974 - Zoe? - Zoey? 1471 01:00:01,441 --> 01:00:02,676 - Zoey? - Zoey? 1472 01:00:12,585 --> 01:00:14,621 It's showtime, baby. 1473 01:00:23,196 --> 01:00:25,332 Can you at least tell me where we're going? 1474 01:00:30,503 --> 01:00:34,074 Cool, I guess we'll just sit in silence then. 1475 01:00:35,342 --> 01:00:36,676 Chase, you made it very clear 1476 01:00:36,777 --> 01:00:38,712 that you don't want to hear what I have to say. 1477 01:00:38,812 --> 01:00:40,213 I thought that maybe this weekend, 1478 01:00:40,313 --> 01:00:42,225 we could put our past behind us and act like adults, 1479 01:00:42,249 --> 01:00:43,884 but clearly we cannot. 1480 01:00:43,984 --> 01:00:46,854 So, yes, I think it's best if we don't speak. 1481 01:00:46,954 --> 01:00:48,722 [male voice] Playing "Don't Speak." 1482 01:00:49,589 --> 01:00:51,825 ♪ You and me ♪ 1483 01:00:52,492 --> 01:00:55,662 ♪ We used to be together ♪ 1484 01:00:55,763 --> 01:00:58,698 ♪ Every day, together ♪ 1485 01:00:58,799 --> 01:01:01,134 ♪ Always ♪ 1486 01:01:02,202 --> 01:01:05,105 ♪ I really feel ♪ 1487 01:01:05,205 --> 01:01:08,141 ♪ That I'm losing my best friend ♪ 1488 01:01:08,241 --> 01:01:13,413 ♪ I can't believe this could be the end ♪ 1489 01:01:14,314 --> 01:01:15,448 ♪ Don't speak ♪ 1490 01:01:15,548 --> 01:01:18,251 ♪ I know just what you're saying ♪ 1491 01:01:18,351 --> 01:01:21,321 ♪ So please stop explaining ♪ 1492 01:01:21,421 --> 01:01:23,323 ♪ Don't tell me, 'cause it hurts ♪ 1493 01:01:23,423 --> 01:01:25,401 [Todd, in Australian accent] Ladies, are we decent? 1494 01:01:25,425 --> 01:01:26,259 [laughs] 1495 01:01:26,359 --> 01:01:28,628 Hugo, what are you doing here? 1496 01:01:28,728 --> 01:01:30,663 Zoey's dealing with a little work emergency, 1497 01:01:30,764 --> 01:01:32,900 - so she sent me. - Wow. 1498 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,302 - Who wants mimosas? - [excited chatter] 1499 01:01:35,402 --> 01:01:36,536 [Todd] Yes! 1500 01:01:36,636 --> 01:01:38,906 - Everybody take a glass. - Is everything okay? 1501 01:01:39,006 --> 01:01:40,874 [Todd] Here you go. Everything is fine. 1502 01:01:40,974 --> 01:01:43,676 - She's gonna be right back. - Okay. 1503 01:01:45,412 --> 01:01:48,248 [male voice] Arriving at Perry's Fine Jewelry. 1504 01:01:49,082 --> 01:01:50,984 [whimsical music playing] 1505 01:01:51,484 --> 01:01:54,654 [Chase] But Logan said you got the rings already. 1506 01:01:54,754 --> 01:01:55,789 Doors opening. 1507 01:01:55,889 --> 01:01:57,825 Thank God. Let's get out of here. 1508 01:01:57,925 --> 01:02:00,160 This thing's horrible. It's like a prison on wheels. 1509 01:02:00,260 --> 01:02:03,263 Doors closing. Self-park activating. 1510 01:02:04,064 --> 01:02:06,066 Oh. Heh. 1511 01:02:07,734 --> 01:02:10,570 Hey, is that the car from LOVE: Fully Charged? 1512 01:02:11,338 --> 01:02:12,105 No. 1513 01:02:12,205 --> 01:02:13,706 I'm pretty sure it is. 1514 01:02:13,807 --> 01:02:15,075 No, it's not. 1515 01:02:21,781 --> 01:02:23,083 [woman] These are really nice. 1516 01:02:23,183 --> 01:02:25,518 Even I would like for you to buy me some of these. 1517 01:02:25,618 --> 01:02:27,554 You know, if you want somebody on the side, 1518 01:02:27,654 --> 01:02:28,822 I am that person. 1519 01:02:31,124 --> 01:02:32,525 [bell dings] 1520 01:02:32,625 --> 01:02:33,593 [gasps] 1521 01:02:33,693 --> 01:02:34,761 We are appointment only. 1522 01:02:34,862 --> 01:02:35,863 You have an appointment? 1523 01:02:35,963 --> 01:02:37,865 Um, we're here to pick up. 1524 01:02:37,965 --> 01:02:40,533 - Name? - Reese. Logan and Quinn. 1525 01:02:41,634 --> 01:02:42,903 Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Reese. 1526 01:02:43,003 --> 01:02:45,705 Stop playing with me. You know you got no money. Go home. 1527 01:02:46,406 --> 01:02:50,077 Oh! Mr. and Mrs. Reese, I did not recognize your voice. 1528 01:02:50,177 --> 01:02:51,811 I spoke to y'all over the phone. 1529 01:02:51,912 --> 01:02:53,280 Remember me? Janice. 1530 01:02:53,380 --> 01:02:54,891 - No, that's actually not... - No. We're not... 1531 01:02:54,915 --> 01:02:57,184 Honestly, it's fine. My mama say I'm forgettable. 1532 01:02:57,284 --> 01:02:58,919 But you two are late. 1533 01:02:59,019 --> 01:03:00,329 I thought maybe you was trying to ditch us 1534 01:03:00,353 --> 01:03:02,022 and get your rings down the street. 1535 01:03:02,122 --> 01:03:03,423 [both laugh nervously] 1536 01:03:03,523 --> 01:03:04,958 Pauline! Kayla! 1537 01:03:05,058 --> 01:03:07,127 - The Reese family is here! - Oh, my God. 1538 01:03:08,195 --> 01:03:09,262 [chuckles] 1539 01:03:09,362 --> 01:03:10,773 [Janice] The rings will be right out. 1540 01:03:10,797 --> 01:03:11,764 - Oh! - Oh! 1541 01:03:11,865 --> 01:03:12,933 [chuckles nervously] 1542 01:03:13,033 --> 01:03:14,734 Pauline! Kayla! 1543 01:03:15,903 --> 01:03:17,304 [gasps] 1544 01:03:25,112 --> 01:03:26,479 Oh, this is a lot. 1545 01:03:28,315 --> 01:03:29,816 - Uh, no. - Uh, no. We're fine. 1546 01:03:29,917 --> 01:03:31,818 - Take it. - [whispering] Take it. 1547 01:03:32,285 --> 01:03:34,154 - Okay. - [both chuckle nervously] 1548 01:03:34,254 --> 01:03:36,214 We love giving high-paying customers like yourself 1549 01:03:36,256 --> 01:03:37,357 the full VIP treatment. 1550 01:03:37,457 --> 01:03:38,691 We hope you don't mind. 1551 01:03:38,791 --> 01:03:40,569 - We actually have to go. - Yeah, we need to leave. 1552 01:03:40,593 --> 01:03:44,031 Oh, come on, you're never gonna be as in love as you are now. 1553 01:03:44,131 --> 01:03:45,665 And it might not even last. 1554 01:03:46,333 --> 01:03:48,177 - Probably won't. - That's a weird thing to say. 1555 01:03:48,201 --> 01:03:49,402 Okay. Oh! 1556 01:03:49,502 --> 01:03:51,338 [Janice] A toast to the bride and groom. 1557 01:03:51,438 --> 01:03:53,073 - [camera shutters click] - [all] Cheers! 1558 01:03:53,173 --> 01:03:54,874 So, Quinn and Logan, what's your story? 1559 01:03:54,975 --> 01:03:57,144 - Again, we're actually not... - We don't want to... 1560 01:03:57,244 --> 01:04:00,347 Oh, come on, don't be those people, so boring. 1561 01:04:00,447 --> 01:04:02,349 Don't even think about being those people. 1562 01:04:02,815 --> 01:04:05,618 You're not gonna get these rings until you spill the tea. 1563 01:04:05,718 --> 01:04:07,220 Now, where did you meet? 1564 01:04:08,388 --> 01:04:10,090 Well, we met in middle school. 1565 01:04:10,190 --> 01:04:12,559 Oh, young love. I love. Then what? 1566 01:04:12,659 --> 01:04:15,862 He saw me and ran his bike into a flagpole. 1567 01:04:15,963 --> 01:04:17,364 - No. A flagpole? - I'm dead. 1568 01:04:17,464 --> 01:04:19,699 - Then we became best friends. - Study buddies. 1569 01:04:19,799 --> 01:04:21,601 But everybody knew I had a thing for her. 1570 01:04:21,701 --> 01:04:23,336 And no one knew I had a thing for him. 1571 01:04:23,436 --> 01:04:24,871 - They knew. - They did not. 1572 01:04:24,972 --> 01:04:27,012 But every time I tried to take it to the next level, 1573 01:04:27,107 --> 01:04:29,409 something always got in the way. 1574 01:04:30,043 --> 01:04:31,811 - Other boyfriends. - [all gasp] 1575 01:04:31,911 --> 01:04:34,114 - Other girlfriends. - Yikes. We don't like that. 1576 01:04:34,214 --> 01:04:35,782 - Distance. - Mm-hmm. 1577 01:04:35,882 --> 01:04:37,317 - Mistakes. - Ugh. 1578 01:04:37,417 --> 01:04:39,128 But anyway, here we are getting married now. 1579 01:04:39,152 --> 01:04:40,720 It's great, so fast-forward to now. 1580 01:04:40,820 --> 01:04:41,621 We'd love our rings. 1581 01:04:41,721 --> 01:04:43,190 [chanting] Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. 1582 01:04:43,290 --> 01:04:45,892 [all] Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. 1583 01:04:45,993 --> 01:04:48,595 - Actually, we're just gonna... - Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 1584 01:04:48,695 --> 01:04:50,863 - We're just gonna... - Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 1585 01:04:50,964 --> 01:04:55,435 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 1586 01:04:55,535 --> 01:04:57,704 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 1587 01:04:57,804 --> 01:04:59,872 - [all cheer] - [camera shutters click] 1588 01:05:00,974 --> 01:05:02,642 Guys, seriously? 1589 01:05:02,742 --> 01:05:05,012 - We're actually gonna head. - We should leave, right? 1590 01:05:05,112 --> 01:05:06,779 This is a lot. And the champagne was... 1591 01:05:06,879 --> 01:05:09,749 ♪ I'm just waiting for your love ♪ 1592 01:05:09,849 --> 01:05:12,252 ♪ You know you are the only one ♪ 1593 01:05:12,352 --> 01:05:13,686 ♪ That I think of ♪ 1594 01:05:13,786 --> 01:05:17,190 ♪ And all I want to do is fuel the fire ♪ 1595 01:05:17,290 --> 01:05:18,691 [all] Oh. 1596 01:05:19,392 --> 01:05:21,661 - Seriously, these suck. - Every single one. 1597 01:05:21,761 --> 01:05:23,063 Blurry. 1598 01:05:23,496 --> 01:05:26,299 No, actually, Zoey's the big spoon 1599 01:05:26,399 --> 01:05:27,800 and I'm the little spoon. 1600 01:05:27,900 --> 01:05:29,069 We're cute like that. 1601 01:05:29,169 --> 01:05:30,203 [all laugh] 1602 01:05:30,303 --> 01:05:31,971 Hugo, you are hilarious. 1603 01:05:32,072 --> 01:05:33,340 Where did you grow up again? 1604 01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:34,607 [in normal voice] Burbank. 1605 01:05:34,707 --> 01:05:36,309 [in Australian accent] Uh... Brisbane. 1606 01:05:38,645 --> 01:05:39,446 [laughs] 1607 01:05:39,546 --> 01:05:40,947 Australia. Brisbane. 1608 01:05:43,150 --> 01:05:45,718 [Lyric] Sometimes I use an Australian accent when I go out. 1609 01:05:45,818 --> 01:05:47,658 [in bad Australian accent] You wouldn't believe 1610 01:05:47,754 --> 01:05:51,791 how many men, women, and nonbinary people I get 1611 01:05:51,891 --> 01:05:53,260 when I use this voice. 1612 01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:55,628 Hey, Hugo, could you text Zoey for me? 1613 01:05:55,728 --> 01:05:57,864 I've tried a bunch of times, but she hasn't responded. 1614 01:05:57,964 --> 01:05:59,366 Yeah, can do. 1615 01:05:59,466 --> 01:06:01,768 I'll get us a bottle while I'm out. 1616 01:06:03,270 --> 01:06:04,604 [sighs] 1617 01:06:06,439 --> 01:06:07,607 All right, see you soon. 1618 01:06:07,707 --> 01:06:10,743 [in bad accent] Ugh. Aussies are the best. 1619 01:06:12,079 --> 01:06:14,514 [computerized voice] Hey, Logan, here's an idea. 1620 01:06:14,614 --> 01:06:16,349 I can still officiate the wedding 1621 01:06:16,449 --> 01:06:17,950 using text to voice. 1622 01:06:18,051 --> 01:06:19,852 What? No, dude. Absolutely not. 1623 01:06:19,952 --> 01:06:22,189 Look, I can't find Chase anywhere. Where is he? 1624 01:06:22,289 --> 01:06:23,623 [wheezing] 1625 01:06:24,491 --> 01:06:26,169 Dude, I can't hear a single thing you're saying. 1626 01:06:26,193 --> 01:06:27,160 Where is he? 1627 01:06:27,260 --> 01:06:28,761 - I'll text him. - I'll text him. 1628 01:06:28,861 --> 01:06:29,929 Thank you, Jared. 1629 01:06:32,332 --> 01:06:34,367 [computerized voice] Jared, you suck. 1630 01:06:34,967 --> 01:06:36,136 Really, Michael? 1631 01:06:36,236 --> 01:06:38,205 [upbeat music playing] 1632 01:06:38,305 --> 01:06:39,639 [Chase and Zoey laughing] 1633 01:06:39,739 --> 01:06:41,384 [Chase] Is that what happens when you get engaged? 1634 01:06:41,408 --> 01:06:42,909 Free champagne everywhere you go? 1635 01:06:43,009 --> 01:06:44,520 [Zoey] No, that's what happens when you drop 1636 01:06:44,544 --> 01:06:46,713 - six figures on a ring. - [laughs] 1637 01:06:46,813 --> 01:06:49,082 So, um, you think you and Hugo will get engaged? 1638 01:06:49,182 --> 01:06:50,783 [laughing] No. 1639 01:06:50,883 --> 01:06:52,952 I'm-I'm... I mean, no. 1640 01:06:53,953 --> 01:06:55,888 Not really thinking about marriage. 1641 01:06:55,988 --> 01:06:57,757 But what about you? 1642 01:06:57,857 --> 01:06:59,892 Danielle? No. I mean, she's great. 1643 01:06:59,992 --> 01:07:01,828 Um, for now. 1644 01:07:01,928 --> 01:07:04,364 Uh, you know, the timing just felt right. 1645 01:07:04,797 --> 01:07:06,899 Timing. Something we never had. 1646 01:07:11,271 --> 01:07:13,673 [somber music playing] 1647 01:07:14,641 --> 01:07:16,943 I'm so sorry about Hawaii. 1648 01:07:17,577 --> 01:07:19,412 I tried to call. I sent messages. 1649 01:07:19,512 --> 01:07:21,581 And I completely understand why you didn't respond, 1650 01:07:21,681 --> 01:07:24,184 but I wanted the chance to explain why I... 1651 01:07:24,284 --> 01:07:27,086 Left me alone on a literal island and waited weeks to call? 1652 01:07:27,187 --> 01:07:28,821 Yeah, why did you do that? 1653 01:07:31,258 --> 01:07:35,362 I guess I was so used to it not working out between us 1654 01:07:35,462 --> 01:07:38,598 that I was scared of what would happen 1655 01:07:38,698 --> 01:07:42,068 if it actually did. So I just bailed. 1656 01:07:43,370 --> 01:07:46,139 I really, really wish I hadn't. 1657 01:07:46,906 --> 01:07:50,210 I mean, I've tried to move on. I've tried to forget. 1658 01:07:50,310 --> 01:07:51,911 I threw myself into work. 1659 01:07:52,011 --> 01:07:54,414 Distanced myself from all of our friends. 1660 01:07:54,514 --> 01:07:56,749 I even downloaded every dating app on Earth. 1661 01:07:56,849 --> 01:07:59,719 But no matter what I did, it always came back to you. 1662 01:08:02,455 --> 01:08:05,425 I know that sounds so ridiculous, but it's why... 1663 01:08:05,525 --> 01:08:08,628 [music brightens, intensifies] 1664 01:08:26,313 --> 01:08:28,114 - [alarm beeping] - [music fades] 1665 01:08:35,922 --> 01:08:37,857 [Chase] Why is the car stopping? 1666 01:08:38,458 --> 01:08:40,927 [male voice] Zero percent charge. 1667 01:08:42,429 --> 01:08:44,763 Oh, my gosh. You have to charge this car. 1668 01:08:44,864 --> 01:08:46,699 [Chase] Yeah, that's kind of a thing. 1669 01:08:46,799 --> 01:08:49,636 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 1670 01:08:52,272 --> 01:08:54,040 You look beautiful. 1671 01:08:55,475 --> 01:08:57,009 Thank you. 1672 01:08:59,145 --> 01:09:00,780 Is that what you're wearing? 1673 01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:02,348 Yeah, why? 1674 01:09:02,449 --> 01:09:03,783 No reason. 1675 01:09:05,451 --> 01:09:06,819 - Anything yet from Zoey? - No. 1676 01:09:06,919 --> 01:09:08,821 Calls are going straight to voicemail. 1677 01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:09,989 Why is... 1678 01:09:10,089 --> 01:09:11,691 nothing going through? 1679 01:09:13,393 --> 01:09:16,128 [Chase] Yeah, I think I had better over here, actually. 1680 01:09:16,228 --> 01:09:18,764 [Zoey] What am I gonna do? How could this be the one spot 1681 01:09:18,865 --> 01:09:20,600 that there's absolutely no service? 1682 01:09:21,301 --> 01:09:22,201 [cell phone beeping] 1683 01:09:22,302 --> 01:09:24,003 Zoey, Zoey, hey, hey. 1684 01:09:24,103 --> 01:09:25,713 I think we can make it, but we have to go. 1685 01:09:25,737 --> 01:09:27,240 We have to walk now. 1686 01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:29,208 - Okay. - Come on. 1687 01:09:32,712 --> 01:09:34,781 [Chase] Yeah, it'll be good. Here we go. 1688 01:09:38,485 --> 01:09:39,962 Have you heard from Chase this morning? 1689 01:09:39,986 --> 01:09:41,288 Nobody can get a hold of him. 1690 01:09:41,388 --> 01:09:43,054 No, I haven't. 1691 01:09:43,790 --> 01:09:45,525 Wow, you look so good. 1692 01:09:45,625 --> 01:09:47,494 Thanks. So do you. 1693 01:09:47,594 --> 01:09:50,062 - Have you heard from Zoey? - No, I haven't. 1694 01:09:50,161 --> 01:09:52,531 Wait. Is this supposed to be their first look? 1695 01:09:52,632 --> 01:09:54,272 - They're weird like that. - [Logan] Wait. 1696 01:09:54,301 --> 01:09:57,169 So the maid of honor and the best man are both missing? 1697 01:09:57,270 --> 01:09:58,638 I can't believe this. 1698 01:10:00,873 --> 01:10:03,810 [Zoey, breathlessly] How much farther? 1699 01:10:04,311 --> 01:10:06,012 [Chase] Oh. Here. 1700 01:10:06,613 --> 01:10:08,281 Okay. Thank you. 1701 01:10:08,681 --> 01:10:10,517 Here, you wear mine. 1702 01:10:11,318 --> 01:10:12,519 Oh, that's so much better. 1703 01:10:12,619 --> 01:10:13,753 Yeah, this is... 1704 01:10:13,853 --> 01:10:15,655 - This is not better. - Okay. 1705 01:10:16,389 --> 01:10:17,957 Oh, God. 1706 01:10:18,758 --> 01:10:20,226 [indistinct chatter] 1707 01:10:20,327 --> 01:10:22,662 [music continues] 1708 01:10:28,100 --> 01:10:30,603 [music ends with an echoing gong note] 1709 01:10:32,905 --> 01:10:34,607 [electronic music playing] 1710 01:10:34,707 --> 01:10:36,909 [vocalizing softly] 1711 01:11:04,136 --> 01:11:05,605 [bell rings] 1712 01:11:06,706 --> 01:11:09,075 So normally I could not afford Montecito, 1713 01:11:09,175 --> 01:11:13,212 but I can afford Montecito if the house has had a murder, 1714 01:11:13,312 --> 01:11:15,748 - which this one has. - Uh-huh. 1715 01:11:15,848 --> 01:11:18,050 - The whole first floor... - I think that might be wet. 1716 01:11:22,188 --> 01:11:23,556 What is that? 1717 01:11:23,656 --> 01:11:26,325 Uh, it's "White Diamond," Mr. Kevyn. 1718 01:11:27,427 --> 01:11:28,628 Benjamin Moore? 1719 01:11:28,728 --> 01:11:29,729 This is a great shade. 1720 01:11:29,829 --> 01:11:30,897 I mean, I love it. 1721 01:11:30,997 --> 01:11:32,532 Will you paint my office that color? 1722 01:11:32,632 --> 01:11:34,467 - Yeah. - Great. Now? 1723 01:11:34,567 --> 01:11:35,802 - Oh. Yeah. Yes, sir. - Now! 1724 01:11:35,902 --> 01:11:37,970 No, in the future. Now! 1725 01:11:38,605 --> 01:11:40,206 - Greg! - Hi, hi. 1726 01:11:40,306 --> 01:11:41,808 Hey. 1727 01:11:43,610 --> 01:11:46,379 Does anyone have eyes on the car? 1728 01:11:46,479 --> 01:11:48,881 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 1729 01:11:52,084 --> 01:11:53,386 [Chase] Oh, God. 1730 01:11:53,986 --> 01:11:55,455 Come on, we gotta go. We gotta go. 1731 01:11:55,555 --> 01:11:56,856 [Zoey sighs] Okay. 1732 01:11:57,256 --> 01:11:58,891 [cell phone vibrating] 1733 01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:02,028 [phone line ringing] 1734 01:12:06,365 --> 01:12:07,634 - Hello? - Oh, my God! 1735 01:12:07,734 --> 01:12:09,602 I thought you were dead! I hoped you were dead! 1736 01:12:09,702 --> 01:12:10,879 I've called you like a thousand times. 1737 01:12:10,903 --> 01:12:13,272 - Where the hell are you? - I know, I know. 1738 01:12:13,372 --> 01:12:16,142 So I didn't exactly realize that the car needed to be charged. 1739 01:12:16,242 --> 01:12:17,977 So it's dead on the side of the PCH. 1740 01:12:18,077 --> 01:12:19,812 Oh, my God! 1741 01:12:20,447 --> 01:12:21,781 But it's okay. 1742 01:12:21,881 --> 01:12:23,716 The car doesn't even need to be there... 1743 01:12:24,283 --> 01:12:27,820 because Jordan B. is going to listen to what I say. 1744 01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:30,201 How are you gonna tell him what to say if you're not here? 1745 01:12:30,289 --> 01:12:32,459 Archer, you're gonna have to trust me on this one. 1746 01:12:32,559 --> 01:12:34,427 Well, I actually don't. 1747 01:12:34,527 --> 01:12:36,162 - [sighs] - Um... 1748 01:12:36,262 --> 01:12:38,062 I didn't mean to eavesdrop, but it sounds like 1749 01:12:38,097 --> 01:12:40,378 you've gotten yourself into quite a complicated situation. 1750 01:12:40,467 --> 01:12:42,168 You have no idea. 1751 01:12:42,268 --> 01:12:43,670 [Chase gasping] 1752 01:12:46,205 --> 01:12:47,874 [Lyric vocalizing] 1753 01:12:47,974 --> 01:12:50,342 [electronic music playing] 1754 01:13:04,156 --> 01:13:06,826 Okay, we have waited as long as we can, all right? 1755 01:13:06,926 --> 01:13:08,160 These guests are gonna leave 1756 01:13:08,260 --> 01:13:10,029 if we have to listen to Lyric sing anymore. 1757 01:13:10,597 --> 01:13:11,598 [Zoey] Wait. 1758 01:13:11,698 --> 01:13:13,600 We're here. And we have the rings. 1759 01:13:13,700 --> 01:13:15,301 Quinn, I'm so sorry. I can explain. 1760 01:13:15,401 --> 01:13:18,738 No. No explanations, all right? We are late enough as it is. 1761 01:13:18,838 --> 01:13:21,307 Places. Go. Go. 1762 01:13:25,244 --> 01:13:26,278 Cue Lyric. 1763 01:13:26,979 --> 01:13:29,248 [mystical synth music playing] 1764 01:13:30,650 --> 01:13:32,251 [sighs] 1765 01:13:32,351 --> 01:13:33,820 Cue me. 1766 01:13:35,888 --> 01:13:37,757 [vocalizing] 1767 01:13:50,503 --> 01:13:52,171 And cue Michael and Mark. 1768 01:13:54,173 --> 01:13:55,074 ♪ This ♪ 1769 01:13:55,174 --> 01:13:58,344 ♪ Is my gift to you ♪ 1770 01:13:58,444 --> 01:13:59,779 ♪ A song ♪ 1771 01:13:59,879 --> 01:14:01,614 ♪ For your day brand-new ♪ 1772 01:14:01,714 --> 01:14:02,849 Cue Camille and Jared. 1773 01:14:02,949 --> 01:14:04,216 ♪ Written ♪ 1774 01:14:05,284 --> 01:14:06,318 ♪ By me ♪ 1775 01:14:07,486 --> 01:14:08,655 ♪ For you ♪ 1776 01:14:08,755 --> 01:14:11,057 ♪ You together ♪ 1777 01:14:12,058 --> 01:14:16,128 ♪ She's in her wedding dress ♪ 1778 01:14:16,228 --> 01:14:20,499 ♪ And he's hoping she'll say yes... ♪ 1779 01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:22,635 I was really worried about you. 1780 01:14:22,735 --> 01:14:24,036 I know. I'm so sorry. 1781 01:14:24,136 --> 01:14:25,872 ♪ I wrote it for the both... ♪ 1782 01:14:25,972 --> 01:14:27,640 And Zoey and Chase. 1783 01:14:27,740 --> 01:14:29,241 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1784 01:14:30,076 --> 01:14:34,480 ♪ I just want you both to know ♪ 1785 01:14:34,581 --> 01:14:36,482 ♪ That I wrote this song ♪ 1786 01:14:36,583 --> 01:14:38,517 ♪ Yeah, I wrote this song ♪ 1787 01:14:38,618 --> 01:14:40,152 Thirty seconds to showtime. 1788 01:14:40,252 --> 01:14:41,854 [man] Thirty seconds, everybody. 1789 01:14:41,954 --> 01:14:43,990 Hey, what am I supposed to do? 1790 01:14:44,090 --> 01:14:45,625 Are you seriously asking me that? 1791 01:14:45,725 --> 01:14:47,860 - Yes. - If you pick a Pontiac over me 1792 01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:49,161 on live television, 1793 01:14:49,261 --> 01:14:51,964 I will make your life a living hell, hmm? 1794 01:14:52,531 --> 01:14:53,633 Hey, pal. 1795 01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:56,502 Pre-show jitters are totally normal, okay? 1796 01:14:56,603 --> 01:15:00,907 Here's what I want you to do. Just relax and listen to Zoey. 1797 01:15:01,007 --> 01:15:03,209 - Can you do that for me? - I think so. 1798 01:15:04,010 --> 01:15:05,144 You're gonna be great. 1799 01:15:05,244 --> 01:15:07,614 - Oh, who's Zoey? - She's not here, dude. 1800 01:15:07,714 --> 01:15:09,415 You'll have to manage this on your own. 1801 01:15:10,750 --> 01:15:12,251 - Nice hair, by the way. - Thanks. 1802 01:15:12,351 --> 01:15:15,287 - Fifteen seconds. - Wow, okay, Joey. Thank you. 1803 01:15:18,557 --> 01:15:20,159 [Kelley] And paging Zoey. 1804 01:15:22,662 --> 01:15:23,963 Zoey, do you copy? 1805 01:15:25,698 --> 01:15:27,166 Where's the girl? 1806 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,402 [Zoey, on earpiece] I'm here. I'm here, Jordan. 1807 01:15:30,502 --> 01:15:32,839 You got this, buddy. Just take a deep breath for me. 1808 01:15:32,939 --> 01:15:34,206 [inhales sharply] 1809 01:15:34,306 --> 01:15:35,574 [sighs loudly] 1810 01:15:35,675 --> 01:15:36,776 This should be fun. 1811 01:15:36,876 --> 01:15:38,477 Please rise. 1812 01:15:39,411 --> 01:15:41,981 [gentle music continues] 1813 01:15:58,898 --> 01:16:00,432 Welcome to the LOVE: Fully Charged 1814 01:16:00,532 --> 01:16:02,769 season six live finale! 1815 01:16:02,869 --> 01:16:04,236 [applause] 1816 01:16:05,037 --> 01:16:07,674 I'm your host, Archer March. Three couples remain. 1817 01:16:07,774 --> 01:16:09,241 But only one can win. 1818 01:16:09,341 --> 01:16:11,878 And that couple will soon be revealed. 1819 01:16:11,978 --> 01:16:13,545 [applause] 1820 01:16:15,481 --> 01:16:16,883 First, let's look at some highlights 1821 01:16:16,983 --> 01:16:17,950 from this juicy season. 1822 01:16:18,050 --> 01:16:20,887 [gentle music continues] 1823 01:16:24,724 --> 01:16:28,060 [song continues indistinctly] 1824 01:16:29,495 --> 01:16:31,463 [vocalizations continue] 1825 01:16:33,833 --> 01:16:35,234 Love you. 1826 01:16:39,839 --> 01:16:41,674 [in deep, booming voice] You may be seated. 1827 01:16:43,575 --> 01:16:44,610 No? 1828 01:16:44,711 --> 01:16:46,078 [clears throat] 1829 01:16:46,746 --> 01:16:47,980 Dearly beloved... 1830 01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:49,816 [Archer] Are you ready, America? 1831 01:16:49,916 --> 01:16:51,183 [audience cheers] 1832 01:16:51,283 --> 01:16:53,786 I don't know about you, but my heart is racing. 1833 01:16:53,886 --> 01:16:56,388 Ugh, I'm sorry. I just hate their faces. 1834 01:16:56,488 --> 01:16:57,523 Is it just me? 1835 01:16:58,157 --> 01:17:00,026 Don't... I'd like you not to answer. 1836 01:17:00,426 --> 01:17:02,729 Of two of my very favorite people in the world. 1837 01:17:02,829 --> 01:17:06,799 A genius, whose discoveries will define a generation, 1838 01:17:06,899 --> 01:17:08,634 and my rich friend, Logan Reese. 1839 01:17:09,468 --> 01:17:14,440 The winners of LOVE: Fully Charged season six are... 1840 01:17:14,941 --> 01:17:16,042 Jordan B. and Jordyn J.! 1841 01:17:16,142 --> 01:17:17,543 [audience cheering] 1842 01:17:18,010 --> 01:17:19,946 Congratulations, you guys. 1843 01:17:20,046 --> 01:17:22,548 Wow. This is so well-deserved. 1844 01:17:22,648 --> 01:17:24,350 How are you feeling right now? 1845 01:17:24,450 --> 01:17:25,985 Uh... 1846 01:17:26,085 --> 01:17:27,229 Say, "It wouldn't have been possible 1847 01:17:27,253 --> 01:17:28,821 without this beautiful woman." 1848 01:17:28,921 --> 01:17:31,791 It wouldn't have been possible without this beautiful woman. 1849 01:17:31,891 --> 01:17:32,925 [audience] Aw! 1850 01:17:33,025 --> 01:17:35,928 Oh, um, did the maid of honor 1851 01:17:36,028 --> 01:17:37,930 have something she wanted to say? 1852 01:17:38,030 --> 01:17:39,665 - [feedback squeals] - Oh, no! God! 1853 01:17:39,766 --> 01:17:40,632 [people murmuring] 1854 01:17:40,733 --> 01:17:42,434 Oh, no! God! 1855 01:17:42,534 --> 01:17:43,702 [Zoey] Sorry. 1856 01:17:44,203 --> 01:17:46,472 I'm just so overwhelmed with emotion. 1857 01:17:46,873 --> 01:17:49,575 Uh-huh. Um, as I was saying... 1858 01:17:49,675 --> 01:17:52,411 Sorry, I'm just so overwhelmed with emotion. 1859 01:17:53,612 --> 01:17:56,015 [Archer] Okay, well, um, don't get too excited, 1860 01:17:56,115 --> 01:17:57,383 because it's not over yet. 1861 01:17:57,483 --> 01:17:59,185 You still have a very big decision to make. 1862 01:17:59,285 --> 01:18:02,454 Tight on the garage. Perfect. Very nice. 1863 01:18:02,554 --> 01:18:05,724 Should anyone present know of any reason 1864 01:18:05,825 --> 01:18:09,328 that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, 1865 01:18:09,428 --> 01:18:13,165 speak now or forever hold your peace. 1866 01:18:13,766 --> 01:18:15,301 [music fades] 1867 01:18:15,401 --> 01:18:17,369 [deep, rumbling note resonates] 1868 01:18:17,837 --> 01:18:19,071 Stacey. 1869 01:18:25,077 --> 01:18:26,712 [Stacey] You. 1870 01:18:27,780 --> 01:18:28,747 It's you. 1871 01:18:30,716 --> 01:18:31,784 Mark. 1872 01:18:32,418 --> 01:18:33,619 Hugo. 1873 01:18:34,053 --> 01:18:35,654 You were right under my nose. 1874 01:18:35,754 --> 01:18:37,323 How did I not see it sooner? 1875 01:18:37,423 --> 01:18:40,559 First, you came to the welcome reception in dirty scrubs, 1876 01:18:40,659 --> 01:18:44,396 and no self-respecting ER doctor would ever leave the hospital 1877 01:18:44,496 --> 01:18:45,898 in dirty scrubs. 1878 01:18:45,998 --> 01:18:48,767 Two, you said you were from Burbank, 1879 01:18:48,868 --> 01:18:50,736 which is not in Australia. 1880 01:18:50,837 --> 01:18:52,338 And also... 1881 01:18:52,771 --> 01:18:55,507 you have massive hands. 1882 01:18:56,075 --> 01:18:57,076 Hey, look... 1883 01:18:57,176 --> 01:19:01,213 Everyone, this man is not the charming, 1884 01:19:01,313 --> 01:19:03,482 selfless, hilarious, 1885 01:19:03,582 --> 01:19:08,054 extremely jacked Hemsworth cousin that we all thought. 1886 01:19:08,154 --> 01:19:11,958 This man is the Malibu Murderer! 1887 01:19:12,058 --> 01:19:14,526 - [all gasp] - Wait, wait? Murderer? 1888 01:19:15,027 --> 01:19:16,695 No, no, no, no. I... 1889 01:19:18,064 --> 01:19:19,731 [in normal voice] I'm not a murderer. 1890 01:19:23,635 --> 01:19:24,570 I'm an actor. 1891 01:19:24,670 --> 01:19:26,005 [indistinct murmuring] 1892 01:19:26,705 --> 01:19:29,741 Jordan B., what do you love most about Jordyn J.? 1893 01:19:29,842 --> 01:19:32,311 - What's going on? - Nothing, absolutely nothing. 1894 01:19:32,411 --> 01:19:34,613 Nothing, absolutely nothing. 1895 01:19:34,713 --> 01:19:35,882 [audience gasps] 1896 01:19:36,482 --> 01:19:39,418 [Archer] Jordan B., we're all a little confused. 1897 01:19:39,518 --> 01:19:41,888 What is it that you really want? 1898 01:19:42,821 --> 01:19:46,192 If it's absolutely nothing, then why were you late? 1899 01:19:46,292 --> 01:19:47,994 It was the car! The car! 1900 01:19:48,094 --> 01:19:49,828 [gasps] No, Jordan, not you. 1901 01:19:49,929 --> 01:19:51,898 The car. Oh, the car! 1902 01:19:51,998 --> 01:19:53,599 No, Jordan, not you. 1903 01:19:53,699 --> 01:19:55,467 [audience gasps] 1904 01:19:55,567 --> 01:19:56,768 [mouthing] 1905 01:19:56,869 --> 01:19:58,270 Can you explain all of this? 1906 01:19:58,370 --> 01:19:59,838 Yes. Sorry. Of course. 1907 01:19:59,939 --> 01:20:01,507 Am I hearing you correctly? 1908 01:20:01,607 --> 01:20:03,609 [laughs nervously] You're choosing the car? 1909 01:20:03,709 --> 01:20:06,378 Yes. Sorry. Of course. 1910 01:20:06,478 --> 01:20:07,980 [crying] 1911 01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:09,848 Open the garage, I guess. 1912 01:20:09,949 --> 01:20:12,851 [tense music playing] 1913 01:20:16,822 --> 01:20:18,357 [Kelley] Where is the car? 1914 01:20:18,757 --> 01:20:21,727 Where is the effing car? 1915 01:20:21,827 --> 01:20:22,995 Greg? 1916 01:20:23,095 --> 01:20:25,564 Are you watching LOVE: Fully Charged? 1917 01:20:25,664 --> 01:20:27,166 Oh! Who won? 1918 01:20:29,001 --> 01:20:30,202 What is going on? 1919 01:20:30,302 --> 01:20:32,638 [somber music playing] 1920 01:20:33,672 --> 01:20:34,873 I'm working. 1921 01:20:35,274 --> 01:20:36,608 I'm working during your wedding. 1922 01:20:36,708 --> 01:20:40,312 I got an opportunity, and I tried to do both. 1923 01:20:40,412 --> 01:20:42,548 If you had to work, why didn't you just tell me? 1924 01:20:43,282 --> 01:20:46,218 Because this is so important, and you were so excited. 1925 01:20:46,318 --> 01:20:49,221 So I lied. To myself, to you. 1926 01:20:49,321 --> 01:20:50,789 To everyone. 1927 01:20:52,691 --> 01:20:55,827 What about him? What is Stacey talking about? 1928 01:20:55,928 --> 01:20:57,429 Hugo is not a murderer. 1929 01:20:57,529 --> 01:21:00,899 I'm not sure how she came to that conclusion. 1930 01:21:02,868 --> 01:21:04,236 His name is Todd, 1931 01:21:04,336 --> 01:21:07,706 and I hired him to be my boyfriend for the weekend. 1932 01:21:08,474 --> 01:21:10,676 I knew something was going on with you. 1933 01:21:11,677 --> 01:21:14,280 You've been distant and distracted, 1934 01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:17,783 and you completely abandoned me when I needed you the most. 1935 01:21:18,450 --> 01:21:21,153 To do what? Hang out with Chase? 1936 01:21:21,787 --> 01:21:23,689 Zoey, you should be ashamed of yourself. 1937 01:21:23,789 --> 01:21:25,424 Logan, don't even start. 1938 01:21:26,058 --> 01:21:28,427 You care more about making this wedding a spectacle 1939 01:21:28,527 --> 01:21:30,396 than about making it meaningful. 1940 01:21:30,496 --> 01:21:34,300 You completely ignored me every step of the way. 1941 01:21:35,601 --> 01:21:38,304 None of this is what I wanted. 1942 01:21:42,774 --> 01:21:43,875 Our wedding is off. 1943 01:21:43,976 --> 01:21:45,577 [crowd gasps] 1944 01:21:47,379 --> 01:21:52,218 ♪ If I'm so smart ♪ 1945 01:21:53,152 --> 01:21:56,922 ♪ Why do I feel so dumb? ♪ 1946 01:21:58,324 --> 01:22:00,659 ♪ Why did you take ♪ 1947 01:22:00,759 --> 01:22:03,562 ♪ My heart ♪ 1948 01:22:04,130 --> 01:22:08,000 ♪ Then just cut and run? ♪ 1949 01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:14,106 ♪ And if the pain is real ♪ 1950 01:22:14,540 --> 01:22:19,645 ♪ Why do I feel so numb? ♪ 1951 01:22:21,147 --> 01:22:26,018 ♪ And if I'm so smart... ♪ 1952 01:22:27,086 --> 01:22:29,555 - [audience jeering] - I don't know what's happening. 1953 01:22:29,655 --> 01:22:31,590 I don't know what's happening. 1954 01:22:31,690 --> 01:22:34,393 I could do everyone's job in here 1955 01:22:34,493 --> 01:22:37,429 better than everyone who is not doing their job in here. 1956 01:22:37,529 --> 01:22:39,365 Everyone's fired. Get out. 1957 01:22:39,465 --> 01:22:41,933 ♪ ...feel so down ♪ 1958 01:22:43,169 --> 01:22:45,137 ♪ Why do I see ♪ 1959 01:22:45,237 --> 01:22:47,139 So I guess this is a wrap on me then, huh? 1960 01:22:47,973 --> 01:22:50,809 Yeah. Thanks for everything this weekend. 1961 01:22:51,343 --> 01:22:53,212 I'm so sorry I dragged you into all this, 1962 01:22:53,312 --> 01:22:54,813 and I can't even get you on the show. 1963 01:22:55,514 --> 01:22:56,615 I'm an actor in L.A. 1964 01:22:56,715 --> 01:22:59,651 I kind of expect to be disappointed. 1965 01:23:00,819 --> 01:23:02,388 You got my head shot and resume? 1966 01:23:02,488 --> 01:23:03,955 - Yeah. - Okay. 1967 01:23:05,457 --> 01:23:10,762 ♪ If I'm so high ♪ 1968 01:23:11,130 --> 01:23:14,833 ♪ Why do I feel so down? ♪ 1969 01:23:14,933 --> 01:23:16,068 [sighs] 1970 01:23:16,568 --> 01:23:21,073 ♪ And if I'm so brave ♪ 1971 01:23:22,141 --> 01:23:26,044 ♪ Why do I feel so scared? ♪ 1972 01:23:27,379 --> 01:23:32,651 ♪ Why did you tell me stay ♪ 1973 01:23:33,252 --> 01:23:36,588 ♪ Then just disappear ♪ 1974 01:23:37,623 --> 01:23:39,458 ♪ And if it's true ♪ 1975 01:23:39,558 --> 01:23:43,162 ♪ You're going ♪ 1976 01:23:43,262 --> 01:23:48,900 ♪ Why do I still feel you here? ♪ 1977 01:23:51,036 --> 01:23:54,072 ♪ So long, farewell ♪ 1978 01:23:54,173 --> 01:23:56,041 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 1979 01:23:56,675 --> 01:23:59,845 ♪ So long, farewell ♪ 1980 01:23:59,945 --> 01:24:01,580 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 1981 01:24:02,581 --> 01:24:05,517 ♪ So long, farewell ♪ 1982 01:24:05,617 --> 01:24:07,953 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 1983 01:24:08,587 --> 01:24:10,722 - Hey. - Hey. 1984 01:24:12,057 --> 01:24:15,861 So, did you talk to Danielle? I mean, I feel awful. 1985 01:24:17,629 --> 01:24:20,065 Zoey, I... I have a confession. 1986 01:24:21,733 --> 01:24:24,002 Danielle and I actually broke up two weeks ago. 1987 01:24:25,237 --> 01:24:26,848 She agreed to still come with me to the wedding 1988 01:24:26,872 --> 01:24:28,507 so I didn't have to show up alone. 1989 01:24:29,841 --> 01:24:31,643 Well, at least you didn't hire an actor. 1990 01:24:31,743 --> 01:24:33,845 [laughs] Yeah, there's that. 1991 01:24:33,945 --> 01:24:36,114 [gentle music playing] 1992 01:24:38,650 --> 01:24:41,019 How did I screw this up so bad, 1993 01:24:41,119 --> 01:24:42,788 and when did life get so messy? 1994 01:24:43,555 --> 01:24:44,899 I know we thought high school was hard, 1995 01:24:44,923 --> 01:24:48,260 but I would kill to go back to PCA. 1996 01:24:49,361 --> 01:24:52,198 Yeah, it's too bad Quinn hasn't invented a time machine yet. 1997 01:24:52,798 --> 01:24:54,433 I'm sure we'd all love to go back. 1998 01:24:55,434 --> 01:24:56,668 Yeah. 1999 01:25:01,807 --> 01:25:02,774 Go back. 2000 01:25:03,509 --> 01:25:05,277 That's exactly what we need to do. 2001 01:25:05,377 --> 01:25:06,745 Uh, what? 2002 01:25:06,845 --> 01:25:09,581 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 2003 01:25:22,894 --> 01:25:24,263 [music fades] 2004 01:25:24,796 --> 01:25:27,032 [Zoey] This is gonna take a while. 2005 01:25:29,635 --> 01:25:31,437 All right, people, let's get to work. 2006 01:25:31,537 --> 01:25:32,938 Let's do it. 2007 01:25:34,373 --> 01:25:35,750 [Stacey] Think there's anything left 2008 01:25:35,774 --> 01:25:37,676 in the old arts and crafts studio? 2009 01:25:40,246 --> 01:25:41,523 You know, this is great and all, 2010 01:25:41,547 --> 01:25:42,881 but what if I can't get her here? 2011 01:25:42,981 --> 01:25:45,584 I've tried flower arrangements, edible arrangements, 2012 01:25:45,684 --> 01:25:47,253 a sky writer, nothing. 2013 01:25:47,353 --> 01:25:49,187 Have you tried talking to her? 2014 01:25:49,288 --> 01:25:51,357 - No! - Maybe try that. 2015 01:25:51,457 --> 01:25:53,492 - There's so much to do. - I know. I know. 2016 01:25:53,592 --> 01:25:55,961 Do you mind helping Ms. Reese with lights over there? 2017 01:25:56,061 --> 01:25:57,095 Thank you. 2018 01:25:57,195 --> 01:25:59,865 [Stacey] I don't know, Mark! Just be helpful! 2019 01:25:59,965 --> 01:26:01,467 - I'm trying. - Here, I'll help. 2020 01:26:01,567 --> 01:26:03,068 - Thank you. - Got it. 2021 01:26:05,003 --> 01:26:06,104 Zoey! 2022 01:26:06,204 --> 01:26:07,639 Look what I found! 2023 01:26:07,739 --> 01:26:10,208 No, no, you're under strict vocal rest until it's time. 2024 01:26:11,543 --> 01:26:12,944 Is this cake? 2025 01:26:13,779 --> 01:26:16,047 - Yeah. - I knew it. 2026 01:26:16,748 --> 01:26:17,783 [Chase] Okay, okay. 2027 01:26:17,883 --> 01:26:19,385 Okay, listen, I know that we thought 2028 01:26:19,485 --> 01:26:20,895 Sushi Rox closed when the school did, 2029 01:26:20,919 --> 01:26:22,888 but it turns out Kazu's son started a food truck, 2030 01:26:22,988 --> 01:26:24,590 and they'd be more than happy to cater. 2031 01:26:24,690 --> 01:26:26,658 Perfect. She loves sushi. 2032 01:26:26,758 --> 01:26:28,478 Cool, I think that covers everything, right? 2033 01:26:28,560 --> 01:26:29,895 Except for music. 2034 01:26:29,995 --> 01:26:31,773 I know that Quinn was really excited about the band, 2035 01:26:31,797 --> 01:26:33,517 but unfortunately they're unavailable today. 2036 01:26:33,599 --> 01:26:35,009 So who are we gonna get to play the music? 2037 01:26:35,033 --> 01:26:36,067 Me. 2038 01:26:36,668 --> 01:26:37,969 I'm a DJ too. 2039 01:26:39,305 --> 01:26:42,207 ♪ You're welcome ♪ 2040 01:26:42,774 --> 01:26:45,076 Sounds pretty good. That settles it. 2041 01:26:46,111 --> 01:26:47,513 So, what do we do now? 2042 01:26:48,280 --> 01:26:50,816 Now? We wait. 2043 01:26:55,454 --> 01:26:58,524 [dramatic music playing] 2044 01:27:02,060 --> 01:27:03,529 [soft squeaking] 2045 01:27:03,629 --> 01:27:05,997 [music softens, brightens] 2046 01:27:21,079 --> 01:27:22,781 I'm so sorry, Quinn! 2047 01:27:24,149 --> 01:27:26,284 Maybe this all happened for a reason. 2048 01:27:26,952 --> 01:27:29,254 Maybe we just want different things. 2049 01:27:30,121 --> 01:27:32,324 - And maybe that's okay. - No! 2050 01:27:33,024 --> 01:27:36,728 I don't want different things. I only want what you want. 2051 01:27:37,963 --> 01:27:40,499 I was trying so hard to make this wedding perfect 2052 01:27:40,599 --> 01:27:42,701 for me and for you. 2053 01:27:43,535 --> 01:27:45,604 I stopped thinking about us. 2054 01:27:46,037 --> 01:27:46,938 I was an idiot. 2055 01:27:47,038 --> 01:27:49,074 I was worse than an idiot. I was... 2056 01:27:49,174 --> 01:27:50,308 A groomzilla? 2057 01:27:50,409 --> 01:27:51,810 Yes. 2058 01:27:52,243 --> 01:27:53,779 Is that a thing? 2059 01:27:54,546 --> 01:27:57,015 All I know is I want to be with you... 2060 01:27:57,816 --> 01:28:00,118 because I love you, Quinn. 2061 01:28:02,287 --> 01:28:04,089 I love you too, Logan. 2062 01:28:04,790 --> 01:28:07,225 I love Quinn Pensky! 2063 01:28:07,325 --> 01:28:10,228 And I love Logan Reese! 2064 01:28:10,328 --> 01:28:12,130 [man] Shut up! 2065 01:28:13,665 --> 01:28:15,300 Hang on, I'll buzz you up. 2066 01:28:15,401 --> 01:28:16,835 Can you come down? 2067 01:28:17,836 --> 01:28:19,605 I was hoping we could go for a ride. 2068 01:28:19,705 --> 01:28:22,674 Logan, where are we? What are we doing? 2069 01:28:23,442 --> 01:28:26,445 [music slowly builds] 2070 01:28:26,545 --> 01:28:29,648 [sweeping, romantic music playing] 2071 01:28:50,368 --> 01:28:52,738 [music softens] 2072 01:28:55,974 --> 01:28:57,075 Hi. 2073 01:28:57,509 --> 01:28:58,744 Hi. 2074 01:28:59,511 --> 01:29:00,879 What is all this? 2075 01:29:01,713 --> 01:29:02,681 Did you do this? 2076 01:29:02,781 --> 01:29:04,349 We all did. 2077 01:29:05,617 --> 01:29:08,386 Quinn, I'm so sorry. 2078 01:29:09,488 --> 01:29:11,056 You can't not marry your best friend 2079 01:29:11,156 --> 01:29:13,324 because your other best friend ruined it. 2080 01:29:15,427 --> 01:29:16,995 But I'm wearing this. 2081 01:29:17,429 --> 01:29:18,997 Well, you did always say 2082 01:29:19,097 --> 01:29:21,366 that you'd rather get married in a lab coat. 2083 01:29:26,337 --> 01:29:28,239 - [laughs] - Here. 2084 01:29:33,178 --> 01:29:35,681 How do you feel? 2085 01:29:38,083 --> 01:29:39,250 Like myself. 2086 01:29:45,791 --> 01:29:47,225 Quinn Pensky... 2087 01:29:47,959 --> 01:29:50,161 will you marry me still? 2088 01:29:51,597 --> 01:29:53,064 - Yes? - Yeah. 2089 01:29:53,865 --> 01:29:55,601 - Yes! Yes! - [all laugh] 2090 01:29:56,134 --> 01:29:58,570 - She said yes. - [guests applaud] 2091 01:29:58,670 --> 01:30:00,939 [playing "Wedding March"] 2092 01:30:10,549 --> 01:30:11,750 [Michael clears throat] 2093 01:30:11,850 --> 01:30:13,210 [Michael, hoarsely] Dearly beloved. 2094 01:30:13,251 --> 01:30:16,121 - [in normal voice] Just kidding! - [all laugh] 2095 01:30:17,689 --> 01:30:19,758 We're gathered here today 2096 01:30:19,858 --> 01:30:21,727 to celebrate this beautiful love 2097 01:30:21,827 --> 01:30:24,996 between Quinn Pensky and Logan Reese. 2098 01:30:26,064 --> 01:30:28,900 [upbeat dance music playing] 2099 01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:31,169 Seriously, best ceremony I've ever heard. 2100 01:30:31,269 --> 01:30:33,905 I mean, hilarious, heartbreaking, personal. 2101 01:30:34,005 --> 01:30:35,206 Did you write that yourself? 2102 01:30:35,306 --> 01:30:36,866 I've been writing that since high school 2103 01:30:36,908 --> 01:30:38,052 when they first fell in love. 2104 01:30:38,076 --> 01:30:39,578 You should do our wedding. 2105 01:30:39,678 --> 01:30:41,880 Oh, I'm down. Let's do it. Let's go! 2106 01:30:41,980 --> 01:30:43,849 [cell phone vibrating] 2107 01:30:43,949 --> 01:30:44,883 Oh, excuse me. 2108 01:30:44,983 --> 01:30:46,351 I have to take this. 2109 01:30:50,221 --> 01:30:51,790 Kelley, I know what you're going to say, 2110 01:30:51,890 --> 01:30:53,810 and my stuff will be out of the office on Monday. 2111 01:30:53,859 --> 01:30:55,460 [Kelley] I'm promoting you. 2112 01:30:55,561 --> 01:30:56,528 You're what? 2113 01:30:56,628 --> 01:30:57,629 The numbers are in. 2114 01:30:57,729 --> 01:30:59,898 It was the highest-rated 2115 01:30:59,998 --> 01:31:02,133 LOVE: Fully Charged finale ever. 2116 01:31:02,233 --> 01:31:05,971 The network is sharting their brains with happiness. 2117 01:31:06,071 --> 01:31:09,407 They want a spin-off with both Jordans. 2118 01:31:09,507 --> 01:31:11,509 I want you on my team. 2119 01:31:11,610 --> 01:31:14,445 - I don't know what to say. - There is so much more to you 2120 01:31:14,546 --> 01:31:15,681 than meets the eye. 2121 01:31:15,781 --> 01:31:16,891 You have so much more to offer. 2122 01:31:16,915 --> 01:31:19,350 What you did by throwing out 2123 01:31:19,450 --> 01:31:21,519 every reality TV trope, 2124 01:31:21,620 --> 01:31:24,255 by ignoring me at every turn, 2125 01:31:24,355 --> 01:31:26,057 that took balls. 2126 01:31:28,960 --> 01:31:30,528 I respect balls. 2127 01:31:31,697 --> 01:31:33,531 - You're right. - What? 2128 01:31:33,632 --> 01:31:35,400 I do have a lot to offer. 2129 01:31:35,500 --> 01:31:37,745 And I'm tired of wasting it on people who don't deserve it, 2130 01:31:37,769 --> 01:31:38,804 like you. 2131 01:31:38,904 --> 01:31:40,572 - I quit. - I'll double your salary. 2132 01:31:42,473 --> 01:31:44,542 - And give me the corner office? - Yeah, sure. 2133 01:31:44,643 --> 01:31:46,211 And fire Greg? 2134 01:31:47,478 --> 01:31:48,614 - Hey, Greg? - What? 2135 01:31:48,714 --> 01:31:49,948 You're fired. 2136 01:31:52,450 --> 01:31:53,418 All right. 2137 01:31:53,919 --> 01:31:56,788 - Yeah, done. - [Stacey] Oh, there he is! Todd! 2138 01:31:56,888 --> 01:31:58,356 [cheering] 2139 01:31:59,958 --> 01:32:01,159 One more thing. 2140 01:32:04,730 --> 01:32:05,964 Deal. 2141 01:32:08,299 --> 01:32:09,267 Hey, Jordan? 2142 01:32:11,269 --> 01:32:12,303 Go home. 2143 01:32:12,704 --> 01:32:14,405 I don't know where I live! 2144 01:32:14,505 --> 01:32:18,543 I am sorry that I accused you of being a murderer, 2145 01:32:18,644 --> 01:32:21,112 but you have to understand it was not my fault. 2146 01:32:21,212 --> 01:32:24,049 It was Mark's. Mark, what did you do? 2147 01:32:24,149 --> 01:32:26,184 I followed a bad lead. 2148 01:32:26,284 --> 01:32:29,420 That's right. And what do you have to say to Quinn? 2149 01:32:30,021 --> 01:32:32,691 I am sorry we ruined your wedding? 2150 01:32:32,791 --> 01:32:33,959 We? 2151 01:32:34,059 --> 01:32:36,227 I'm sorry I ruined your wedding. 2152 01:32:36,327 --> 01:32:37,228 [Stacey] Better. 2153 01:32:37,696 --> 01:32:41,099 Oh, I am also very sorry, but he does not speak for me. 2154 01:32:41,199 --> 01:32:43,134 - [scoffs] - No, it's a feminism thing. 2155 01:32:43,234 --> 01:32:45,170 We do that... Where are you going? 2156 01:32:45,637 --> 01:32:46,872 Todd, you made it. 2157 01:32:46,972 --> 01:32:49,174 I'm so sorry I'm late. I manny on the weekends. 2158 01:32:49,274 --> 01:32:51,109 Well, you may not have to anymore, 2159 01:32:51,209 --> 01:32:53,044 because I got you on the show! 2160 01:32:53,645 --> 01:32:54,880 - No. - Yes! 2161 01:32:56,648 --> 01:32:58,549 Thank you! 2162 01:32:58,650 --> 01:33:00,251 Everybody, get out of the way. 2163 01:33:00,351 --> 01:33:02,854 Quinn and my dumb brother are gonna do their first dance. 2164 01:33:02,954 --> 01:33:04,790 [all cheer] 2165 01:33:04,890 --> 01:33:07,358 ["You Wanna Be My Man" by The Shivas plays] 2166 01:33:07,458 --> 01:33:08,960 - So... - Tell me. 2167 01:33:24,142 --> 01:33:26,745 This wedding sucks. Where are the oyster shuckers? 2168 01:33:27,378 --> 01:33:29,580 - All right, I deserved that. - [laughs] 2169 01:33:31,717 --> 01:33:34,452 ♪ I ♪ 2170 01:33:38,156 --> 01:33:42,427 ♪ Don't know ♪ 2171 01:33:46,765 --> 01:33:50,135 ♪ Don't care ♪ 2172 01:33:54,272 --> 01:33:57,675 - ♪ Won't go ♪ - Phew. 2173 01:34:01,646 --> 01:34:02,748 You want to dance? 2174 01:34:02,848 --> 01:34:05,283 ♪ You say ♪ 2175 01:34:05,383 --> 01:34:07,552 What's next, Chase Matthews? 2176 01:34:07,652 --> 01:34:08,820 Back to Baltimore? 2177 01:34:09,287 --> 01:34:11,189 You know, it is really cold out there. 2178 01:34:11,289 --> 01:34:13,058 Well, I heard, and don't quote me, 2179 01:34:13,158 --> 01:34:16,728 but I heard there are schools in California. 2180 01:34:16,828 --> 01:34:18,129 Oh, well... 2181 01:34:18,229 --> 01:34:20,331 Well, maybe I'll look into that. 2182 01:34:21,699 --> 01:34:23,534 But whatever the future holds... 2183 01:34:24,635 --> 01:34:25,737 I hope that you're in it. 2184 01:34:26,371 --> 01:34:27,505 Because... 2185 01:34:28,173 --> 01:34:29,474 I love you, Zoey. 2186 01:34:30,742 --> 01:34:32,143 And I always have. 2187 01:34:32,643 --> 01:34:33,879 I... 2188 01:34:33,979 --> 01:34:35,046 love you too. 2189 01:34:35,146 --> 01:34:37,548 [music continues] 2190 01:34:42,620 --> 01:34:45,056 [cheers and applause] 2191 01:34:51,997 --> 01:34:53,498 Ugh, I'm bored. 2192 01:34:54,900 --> 01:34:58,736 [music changes abruptly] ♪ Starships were meant to fly ♪ 2193 01:34:58,837 --> 01:35:02,440 ♪ Hands up and touch the sky ♪ 2194 01:35:02,540 --> 01:35:06,444 ♪ Can't stop, 'cause we're so high ♪ 2195 01:35:06,544 --> 01:35:09,614 ♪ Let's do this one more time ♪ 2196 01:35:10,281 --> 01:35:14,085 ♪ Starships were meant to fly ♪ 2197 01:35:14,185 --> 01:35:18,023 ♪ Hands up and touch the sky ♪ 2198 01:35:18,123 --> 01:35:21,726 ♪ Let's do this one last time ♪ 2199 01:35:21,827 --> 01:35:25,163 ♪ Can't stop, we're higher than a mother... ♪ 2200 01:35:25,263 --> 01:35:29,134 - ["Starships" continues] - Toss it back! Woo! 2201 01:35:30,802 --> 01:35:33,071 ♪ We're higher than a mother... ♪ 2202 01:35:38,609 --> 01:35:40,745 ♪ We're higher than a mother... ♪ 2203 01:35:41,146 --> 01:35:44,182 ♪ Starships were meant to fly... ♪ 2204 01:35:44,282 --> 01:35:45,650 I hear you're, like, a producer. 2205 01:35:45,750 --> 01:35:46,717 Heard of Drippin'? 2206 01:35:46,818 --> 01:35:48,186 And you're friends with Logan? 2207 01:35:48,286 --> 01:35:49,821 And he didn't introduce me to you? 2208 01:35:49,921 --> 01:35:51,990 [whiny] Logan, you always do this to me! 2209 01:35:52,090 --> 01:35:54,059 You never support me in any of my endeavors! 2210 01:35:54,159 --> 01:35:55,526 I support you. Don't... 2211 01:35:56,261 --> 01:35:59,230 ♪ Starships were meant to fly ♪ 2212 01:35:59,330 --> 01:36:01,499 Good for you for picking up on the rebound, you know? 2213 01:36:02,033 --> 01:36:03,201 Yeah! 2214 01:36:03,301 --> 01:36:05,403 - Yeah. Yeah! - Yeah. 2215 01:36:05,503 --> 01:36:06,537 Sloppy seconds. 2216 01:36:07,805 --> 01:36:11,509 ♪ Can't stop, we're higher than a mother... ♪ 2217 01:36:17,182 --> 01:36:19,250 ♪ We're higher than a mother... ♪ 2218 01:36:24,755 --> 01:36:26,557 ♪ We're higher than a mother... ♪ 2219 01:36:26,657 --> 01:36:28,059 [song ends, fades] 2220 01:36:28,960 --> 01:36:31,238 I know you're bummed we didn't catch him this time, Stace, 2221 01:36:31,262 --> 01:36:32,630 but we will. 2222 01:36:32,730 --> 01:36:33,999 We always do. 2223 01:36:34,099 --> 01:36:36,968 That's why we're the number one murder podcast in America. 2224 01:36:37,068 --> 01:36:38,203 Yeah. 2225 01:36:38,303 --> 01:36:40,005 You're probably right. 2226 01:36:40,105 --> 01:36:41,973 So great meeting you, Todd. 2227 01:36:42,073 --> 01:36:44,042 Sorry again about that little mix-up. 2228 01:36:44,142 --> 01:36:45,843 Oh, don't even worry about it. 2229 01:36:45,944 --> 01:36:48,013 You guys get home safe, okay? 2230 01:36:48,446 --> 01:36:51,482 [dramatic music playing] 2231 01:36:51,582 --> 01:36:52,783 Shh. 2232 01:36:53,818 --> 01:36:55,286 [music ends abruptly] 2233 01:36:55,386 --> 01:36:58,556 ["Follow Me" by Jamie Lynn Spears plays] 2234 01:37:00,091 --> 01:37:01,526 I have ideas. 2235 01:37:02,260 --> 01:37:03,761 Excuse me, did I wink? 2236 01:37:03,861 --> 01:37:05,196 [laughter] 2237 01:37:05,296 --> 01:37:07,298 [woman] You're loving it, Mr. Perry. 2238 01:37:07,398 --> 01:37:09,667 - Oh, I am. - [laughs] 2239 01:37:10,335 --> 01:37:12,637 Mr. Perry, you own a jewelry shop. 2240 01:37:12,737 --> 01:37:13,804 I'm loving it too. 2241 01:37:13,905 --> 01:37:15,506 [laughing] 2242 01:37:16,307 --> 01:37:17,976 Bubbe! What are you doing? 2243 01:37:18,076 --> 01:37:20,045 Oh, I thought you were cake. 2244 01:37:20,145 --> 01:37:23,014 - No, it's me. - I almost ate you. 2245 01:37:23,114 --> 01:37:24,349 Here, I got your back. 2246 01:37:24,449 --> 01:37:25,683 - [belches] - Oh, my God! 2247 01:37:25,783 --> 01:37:27,986 - We're in a car! - It didn't smell bad. 2248 01:37:28,086 --> 01:37:29,054 [chuckles] 2249 01:37:29,154 --> 01:37:31,356 Somebody help me. My God. 2250 01:37:31,456 --> 01:37:33,524 With a 300-mile driving radius... 2251 01:37:33,624 --> 01:37:35,526 Uh-huh, what's the line? [laughs] 2252 01:37:35,626 --> 01:37:38,029 I'm sorry to this camera that has to go back and forth. 2253 01:37:38,129 --> 01:37:39,197 Loving you. 2254 01:37:39,297 --> 01:37:42,133 - [chatter] - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 2255 01:37:42,233 --> 01:37:43,634 ♪ Tell the DJ... ♪ 2256 01:37:43,734 --> 01:37:44,602 [man] And... 2257 01:37:44,702 --> 01:37:46,737 [woman] Could you play that back? 2258 01:37:46,837 --> 01:37:48,173 [laughs] 2259 01:37:48,273 --> 01:37:49,307 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2260 01:37:50,575 --> 01:37:53,344 Are you guys still filming me? Can I ask an honest question? 2261 01:37:53,444 --> 01:37:55,580 Can you tell that these are ladies' leggings? 2262 01:37:56,647 --> 01:37:58,916 I don't think you can tell. Right? 2263 01:38:01,186 --> 01:38:03,088 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 2264 01:38:03,188 --> 01:38:04,322 I'm good. 2265 01:38:04,422 --> 01:38:06,124 - [man] Cut. - [indistinct chatter] 2266 01:38:06,224 --> 01:38:07,792 - Are you okay? - [Erin] No, I'm not. 2267 01:38:09,094 --> 01:38:10,295 And that's that. 2268 01:38:10,395 --> 01:38:11,929 ♪ Inside your head ♪ 2269 01:38:12,663 --> 01:38:15,666 ♪ Just get out with me instead ♪ 2270 01:38:16,301 --> 01:38:18,970 ♪ Let's melt the stress away ♪ 2271 01:38:19,437 --> 01:38:21,272 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 2272 01:38:21,372 --> 01:38:22,940 ♪ Yeah, yeah, you ♪ 2273 01:38:24,442 --> 01:38:28,046 ♪ Do what you want to do ♪ 2274 01:38:28,746 --> 01:38:31,482 ♪ Be your own kind of muse ♪ 2275 01:38:32,417 --> 01:38:34,819 ♪ It's your role to play ♪ 2276 01:38:35,253 --> 01:38:37,088 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 2277 01:38:37,188 --> 01:38:39,057 ♪ Tell the DJ play ♪ 2278 01:38:39,157 --> 01:38:40,958 ♪ We can dance all day ♪ 2279 01:38:41,059 --> 01:38:44,595 ♪ Let's just get away, yeah ♪ 2280 01:38:44,695 --> 01:38:47,265 ♪ We can make them see ♪ 2281 01:38:47,732 --> 01:38:51,136 ♪ All of the things that we can be ♪ 2282 01:38:51,236 --> 01:38:55,440 ♪ Forget all your fears and follow me ♪ 2283 01:38:56,341 --> 01:38:59,444 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 2284 01:39:02,080 --> 01:39:05,183 ♪ The stars are shining now ♪ 2285 01:39:05,283 --> 01:39:07,352 ♪ They're shining for you ♪ 2286 01:39:07,452 --> 01:39:09,554 ♪ Shining for you ♪ 2287 01:39:09,654 --> 01:39:13,091 ♪ But you don't need shooting stars ♪ 2288 01:39:13,191 --> 01:39:16,427 ♪ The magic's all in you ♪ 2289 01:39:16,527 --> 01:39:18,796 ♪ We can make them see ♪ 2290 01:39:18,896 --> 01:39:22,600 ♪ All of the things that we can be ♪ 2291 01:39:22,700 --> 01:39:26,671 ♪ Forget all your fears and follow me ♪ 2292 01:39:27,672 --> 01:39:30,908 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 2293 01:39:32,143 --> 01:39:34,145 ♪ Tell the DJ play ♪ 2294 01:39:34,245 --> 01:39:36,047 ♪ We can dance all day ♪ 2295 01:39:36,147 --> 01:39:38,616 ♪ Let's just get away ♪ 2296 01:39:38,716 --> 01:39:40,051 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2297 01:39:40,151 --> 01:39:42,387 ♪ We can make them see ♪ 2298 01:39:42,487 --> 01:39:46,224 ♪ All of the things that we can be ♪ 2299 01:39:46,324 --> 01:39:50,495 ♪ Forget all your fears and follow me ♪ 2300 01:39:51,329 --> 01:39:54,499 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 2301 01:40:04,242 --> 01:40:05,743 [music fades] 2302 01:40:06,344 --> 01:40:09,514 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 2303 01:41:24,322 --> 01:41:25,723 [music fades]163181