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[high-pitched ringing]
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**
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- Oh, no!
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Ow, ow! Hot!
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- That was quite
a crash, son.
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Oh, look at
that goose egg.
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Where are your parents,
sweetie?
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- I don't know.
- How old are you?
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10, 11?
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- I-I don't know.
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- The crash must
have rung your bell.
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Well, let's start simple.
You got a name?
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- I don't know!
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I don't know!
- [Wandering woman] Shh, shh!
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Hey, hey, it's okay.
Let me help you.
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I can help
get you home safe.
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[groaning]
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- Wait!
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- Fat chance, kid!
Watkin storm's a comin'.
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- Hey, that's my car!
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[yelping]
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[panting]
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[thunder crackling]
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**
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Who is this asshole?
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- Give me those glasses.
The sun's bullying me.
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- I can't, I'm dyin'.
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Say nice things
at my funeral.
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Take the time to speak
highly of my good deeds.
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- Man, dudes cannot handle
hangovers for shit.
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- No hangovers in
New San Francisco,
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I'll tell you that.
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Oh, I had this sexy
pork tenderloin last time.
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[smacking lips]
God, I can't wait.
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- I can't wait for a dog.
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- Nah, too gamey.
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- What?! No!
Not to eat.
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- Oh.
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- I always wanted a pet.
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You know, like a wolfdog
with three legs named Patrick.
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- I'm not taking
care of a dog.
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- Nobody asked you to!
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- Well, we're living
together. I mean...
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- What?!
Are we living together?
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- What?! No!
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What? No!
Why? No!
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I mean, like living together
in the same city.
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- Oh.
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- You call me to walk your dog
when you're not home,
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at your home,
and I'm home at my home.
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See, two separate homes.
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So, that makes two homes.
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- Hmm.
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- Unless you want
to live together.
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- Do you?
- I don't know.
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Do you?
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- You seem like
a shitty roommate.
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I mean, you can't even share
your fuckin' sunglasses.
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- Yeah, I can share
my shitty popcorn.
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- Wow, your aim
is so good.
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Oh, shit!
[gasps]
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Is this the infamous photo?
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- Hey!
- Dude, what the hell happened?
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You were so cute.
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- Take it easy with that.
- Oh!
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This is the only photo
you have of your past life
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and you keep it
in your visor.
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I think I can handle
holding it for one...
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Shit!
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- I fuckin' told you
to be careful.
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Stupid!
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Hey, I said stay back
with Evelyn
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and watch the package.
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- I can do two things.
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[sighs]
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How old were you
in that photo anyway?
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- How does anyone keep
track of that shit?
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- I mean, birthdays,
moon phases,
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cut your dick open
and count the rings.
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- Can we just focus on
finding the picture?
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We're running out
of day light.
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- [Quiet] Oh, found it!
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Ah-ah, what do you say?
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- Don't drop it again.
- Hmm.
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[engine starting]
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- Come on, get in the car!
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- No, no, no, no!
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[gun firing]
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[grunting]
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[gun firing]
Ugh!
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[retching]
- [Quiet] Fucking holy men!
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- [John Doe]
Goddamn [indistinct].
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[grunting]
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- I can't believe some fucking
holy men stole our--
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- What the fuck
did you do?
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- John.
- Fuck.
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**
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- Okay, we've been
walking for an hour
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and you haven't said shit.
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I don't know what else
to say, John.
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I fucked up.
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If you want to focus on
being mad, then... go ahead.
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I guess we'll just
walk until we die.
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**
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- This isn't the first time
I lost Evelyn.
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Vultures took her one time,
Necros another time.
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- Oh, shit!
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- One time I just forgot
where I parked her.
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- Okay, well, that's stupid.
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- Yeah, it's stupid,
but every time I've lost her,
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she's come back to me.
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- Then let me help you
find her this time.
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Please.
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- Fine.
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[church bell ringing]
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- [Quiet] Wait, wait!
Where you going?
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- I'm following the bells.
That's where Evelyn is.
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- We can't just waltz into
a holy man murder-palooza.
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You saw what those fuckers did
to the convoy's milkman.
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- Evelyn is so close.
We need to go get her back.
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And I can't
do it by myself.
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So, what do
you say, partner?
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- Okay.
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Let's go get your car.
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- Great.
- What?
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- We've gotta go get
those masks off
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those holy men we killed
so we can blend in.
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- Isn't that like
an hour that way?
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I'm just gonna wait here.
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Did you hear me?
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He didn't hear me.
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- Please, please.
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Ugh!
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[stomach rumbling]
Stomach, shut up!
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**
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**
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[grunting]
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[groaning]
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Oh...
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**
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[groaning]
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**
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**
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[gasping]
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Oh.
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Nasty!
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Excuse me, sir.
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[engine sputters]
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Too bad.
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TP, beans...
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whoa!
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Jackpot!
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**
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[church bell ringing]
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- Sounds like this is it.
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- I don't love
how moist this mask is.
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- At least your guy
didn't have a beard.
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I'm gonna be pullin' face pubes
out of my mouth all night.
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- Ick!
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- Also, we gotta work
on your dude voice.
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- Dude voice?
- Yeah.
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Holy men.
You gotta fit in.
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Go deep,
let me hear it.
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- Um...
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I love killing
and guns, I do.
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- Just try not to talk.
- Right-o, governor!
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[church bell ringing]
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[hootin' and hollerin']
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- [Holy Man 1]
I'm gonna kill you.
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- Well, I'm gonna kill you.
Let's do it.
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- Cool party, huh?
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- Dinner for the sinner!
[chuckling]
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- Holy shit!
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How are these guys
not dead already?
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- Stop staring.
Just blend in.
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- My man!
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- I want that!
- Too fuckin' bad!
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- From one brother to another,
I propose a clash.
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[chuckles]
- Let it begin!
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[grunting]
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- At least they're
having a good time.
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- Uh, he's not.
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- Holy shit!
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Maybe he deserved it.
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- I didn't.
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- Cool. I hate this place.
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- [Goddess Janice]
Kiss my leather!
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[yelping]
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- [Holy Man] We worship you!
- [Janice] Bend down.
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[yelping]
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- Okay, Evelyn
has to be here.
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So, just blend in
with these freaks
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until we find her.
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- Damn, very flexible.
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Oh, shit!
Uh, uh...
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Oh, bullocks.
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- Who told you to speak?
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- Agh!
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- You like pain?
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- I love it so much,
me lady!
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- Damn.
- Good.
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- Ow.
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- The Goddess is pleased.
[groaning]
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Cupbearer?
- [Cupbearer] Yes, Goddess?
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- Bring forth libations.
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- Here.
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It's chug-a-lug time!
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- All chanting:
Chug-a-lug!
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Chug-a-lug!
Chug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug!
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[sighing]
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[gagging]
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- Nothing like
a Jack and coke.
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- So, wait, why is
it crunchy?
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- That'd be the coke.
[laughing]
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- It's Preacher.
- It's Preacher.
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- The preacher's here.
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[hootin' and hollerin']
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- [Holy Man]
I love you, preacher.
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- [Holy Man] Absolve my sins!
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- I think the coke
is kicking in.
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- I can't feel my throat.
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- I'm gonna shit myself.
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[groaning]
- [Preacher] Night, night.
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00:11:09,754 --> 00:11:12,090
[laughing]
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Which one of you
blessed fucks
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had seven days
in the death pool?
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Blessings on you, Krevin!
[chuckles]
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Victory runs
in your veins.
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Go on, reward him!
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- Here you go.
- [Preacher] Okay.
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- Enjoy.
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- Gods and Goddesses,
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it is my honor
to be with you again
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here in Colorado
for our annual pilgrimage,
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The Rocky Mountain
Fuck Fest!
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[laughing, cheering]
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Now, while we are indulging
in the seven deadly delights,
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let us recall
our past
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and celebrate
our futures!
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Me? I was a man of God.
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Shit, I was even celibate.
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[laughing]
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Shut the fuck up, Krevin.
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- Oh, okay.
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- But when the world ended,
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God was nowhere
to be found.
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And I thought, huh!
This fucker's forsaken us.
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Right? But then
I realized, no!
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We are the gods!
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Always have been,
always will be.
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[hootin' and hollerin']
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And the roads will be
forever our domain!
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[cheering]
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[laughter]
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- Great crowd work.
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00:12:43,431 --> 00:12:44,766
- I can hear you
grinding your teeth.
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- Dude, that's you!
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[laughing]
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00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:49,604
- Now...
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00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:52,440
what gifts did you
motherfuckers bring me?
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Ooh, is that
a generator I see?
263
00:12:55,735 --> 00:12:58,946
Okay.
Uh, gasoline, got it.
264
00:12:58,988 --> 00:13:01,783
Okay, guns.
Guns, drugs.
265
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:05,620
Okay, guys, you gotta get
more creative than just drugs.
266
00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:06,871
- Here you go, Preacher.
267
00:13:06,913 --> 00:13:09,540
- Okay, that's just
more drugs, Jeff.
268
00:13:09,582 --> 00:13:11,167
That's just more drugs.
269
00:13:11,209 --> 00:13:14,796
[Evelyn approaching]
270
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:17,507
Well, now everybody
shut the fuck up!
271
00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:20,635
Hold on! Oh-ho-ho!
272
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:23,429
Holy shit!
273
00:13:25,056 --> 00:13:27,517
- Hey, what are you doing?
Where are you going?
274
00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:30,812
John!
- A token for you, Preacher.
275
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:35,650
- What a hot
piece of ass!
276
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:38,778
Ooh-ooh-ooh.
277
00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:41,697
[inhales deeply]
278
00:13:41,739 --> 00:13:43,658
I should lube up
with oil
279
00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:45,701
and dick your muffler.
280
00:13:45,743 --> 00:13:48,329
- [Holy Men] Dick her muff!
Dick her muff!
281
00:13:48,371 --> 00:13:51,249
Dick her muff!
Dick her muff!
282
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,376
- Don't touch her!
283
00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:56,337
- Who spoke?
284
00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:07,682
[chuckling]
285
00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:12,061
Your tone sounded...
envious.
286
00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:14,272
I like that.
287
00:14:16,649 --> 00:14:18,109
You want her, don't you?
288
00:14:18,151 --> 00:14:20,445
- Say no. Say no.
Say no. Say no.
289
00:14:20,486 --> 00:14:24,907
- From one brother
to another,
290
00:14:24,949 --> 00:14:26,868
I propose a clash.
291
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:29,203
[exasperated groan]
292
00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:31,581
- Oh, yeah.
293
00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:35,043
[chuckling]
294
00:14:41,549 --> 00:14:42,091
[collective chatter]
295
00:14:45,303 --> 00:14:47,680
- Are you ready, son?
296
00:14:47,722 --> 00:14:50,266
[chuckling]
297
00:14:50,308 --> 00:14:52,351
[sniffling]
298
00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:56,022
- So, what's your plan
here, stud?
299
00:14:56,064 --> 00:14:57,231
- Have you seen this guy?
300
00:14:57,273 --> 00:14:58,816
A strong wind
can blow him over.
301
00:14:58,858 --> 00:15:01,152
I'm gonna kick his ass so bad
I'm gonna be their king.
302
00:15:01,194 --> 00:15:02,320
- That's the blow talking!
303
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:05,364
[screaming]
304
00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:06,949
Oh, God!
305
00:15:06,991 --> 00:15:09,368
[laughing]
306
00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:13,372
Oof, Coke Jesus
has a right hook!
307
00:15:13,414 --> 00:15:16,042
- I heard something crack.
I think it was my brain.
308
00:15:16,084 --> 00:15:18,503
- Listen up, he's fast,
so keep your distance.
309
00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:20,421
You'll never get a good hit in
if you're too close.
310
00:15:20,463 --> 00:15:22,507
Honestly--
- I told you I got this.
311
00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:24,467
Hit me.
- [Quiet] What? John?
312
00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:26,677
Fine, you're on your own.
313
00:15:27,637 --> 00:15:28,721
[laughter]
- [Preacher] Let's eat this guy!
314
00:15:28,763 --> 00:15:30,890
- Surprise!
- Ah, my eyes!
315
00:15:30,932 --> 00:15:33,684
[grunting, groaning]
316
00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:36,771
- [Holy Men] Ooh!
317
00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:38,981
- Stay the fuck down,
Preach!
318
00:15:39,023 --> 00:15:42,693
[laughing]
319
00:15:42,735 --> 00:15:44,362
- Whoo!
320
00:15:44,404 --> 00:15:46,364
You ever drink
your own blood?
321
00:15:46,406 --> 00:15:48,533
It's intoxicating.
322
00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:52,412
- What the f-- Oh!
323
00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:54,539
[manic laughter]
324
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:55,873
Are you possessed?
325
00:15:55,915 --> 00:15:59,377
- I was once.
By a little demon baby.
326
00:15:59,419 --> 00:16:02,296
Fucker made me kill
a whole church of people.
327
00:16:02,338 --> 00:16:04,590
Here we go!
328
00:16:04,632 --> 00:16:07,093
I can still hear
their screams.
329
00:16:07,135 --> 00:16:09,429
I can't wait
to hear yours!
330
00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:13,349
[grunting, groaning]
331
00:16:13,391 --> 00:16:15,059
I can't stop kicking!
332
00:16:15,101 --> 00:16:17,019
- He's doing really well.
333
00:16:17,061 --> 00:16:19,605
- Heh...
334
00:16:19,647 --> 00:16:21,899
[electricity crackling]
335
00:16:21,941 --> 00:16:24,861
- [Preacher] The Holy Ghost
lives through me.
336
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,406
What should I do?
Should I eat this guy?
337
00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:30,324
Should I fuck this guy?
338
00:16:30,366 --> 00:16:32,535
[grunting]
Dirt nap!
339
00:16:37,123 --> 00:16:40,126
[whistles]
340
00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:42,670
- Get on your knees,
you greasy little piglet
341
00:16:42,712 --> 00:16:46,090
and lick
my soiled boots.
342
00:16:46,132 --> 00:16:49,093
- Oh! Yes, goddess.
343
00:16:49,135 --> 00:16:51,095
Please, goddess.
344
00:16:51,137 --> 00:16:52,805
[whimpering]
345
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:59,270
- Now, where are the keys
to that car, vermin?
346
00:16:59,312 --> 00:17:01,689
I wanna take it
for a ride.
347
00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:05,109
- Wait! Goddesses
only ride shotgun.
348
00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:07,612
That is our way.
349
00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:08,780
- Not my way!
350
00:17:08,821 --> 00:17:11,991
[groaning]
- Yes, please!
351
00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:14,118
[screaming]
352
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,787
- Oh, where are you going?
353
00:17:15,828 --> 00:17:17,663
[grunting]
354
00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:24,504
[manic laughter]
355
00:17:26,172 --> 00:17:29,634
[grunting]
356
00:17:32,512 --> 00:17:34,931
[grunting, groaning]
357
00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:44,690
[grunting]
358
00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:55,827
[cheers, manic laughter]
359
00:17:55,868 --> 00:18:00,456
Yes! Yes!
[laughter]
360
00:18:00,498 --> 00:18:02,333
Take him to the cross!
361
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,669
[laughter]
362
00:18:06,045 --> 00:18:09,465
Oh, come on, guys!
363
00:18:09,507 --> 00:18:10,675
I've got a guy here
364
00:18:10,717 --> 00:18:12,260
perfectly ready
for the cross.
365
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:15,513
Meanwhile, this dead fucker
is still up there!
366
00:18:15,555 --> 00:18:18,641
[sighs]
Say it with me.
367
00:18:18,683 --> 00:18:22,770
- When the heart stops,
the body drops.
368
00:18:22,812 --> 00:18:25,523
- See? It's not
that hard. Okay?
369
00:18:25,565 --> 00:18:27,525
Now the whole vibe
is ruined.
370
00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:29,777
I-I guess take the new guy
to timeout
371
00:18:29,819 --> 00:18:33,489
and-and take
that fucker down.
372
00:18:33,531 --> 00:18:34,574
- Don't let it
ruin your night!
373
00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:36,200
- Too late, Janice!
374
00:18:36,242 --> 00:18:38,286
[groaning]
375
00:18:46,753 --> 00:18:49,213
[tree limbs snapping]
376
00:18:49,255 --> 00:18:51,591
- Huh?
377
00:18:54,302 --> 00:18:56,095
Come out!
I heard you!
378
00:18:58,431 --> 00:18:59,974
- Hey!
379
00:19:00,016 --> 00:19:02,101
Hey, whoa!
Take it easy, okay?
380
00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:04,520
I-I'm just looking
for some food.
381
00:19:04,562 --> 00:19:06,105
You haven't got any,
do you?
382
00:19:06,147 --> 00:19:07,356
- Go away, butthead!
383
00:19:07,398 --> 00:19:08,608
- Whoa, I'm not
gonna hurt you.
384
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,401
- I said go away!
385
00:19:10,443 --> 00:19:11,736
- Fuck!
386
00:19:11,778 --> 00:19:14,572
Ugh, what the hell
did you do that for?
387
00:19:14,614 --> 00:19:16,157
Got me right in
the veneers.
388
00:19:16,199 --> 00:19:18,659
- I'm sorry, I was aiming
for your balls.
389
00:19:18,701 --> 00:19:20,745
- Well, that would
have hurt, too.
390
00:19:20,787 --> 00:19:23,581
But that's okay.
You can make it up to me.
391
00:19:23,623 --> 00:19:26,584
- Huh?
- 'Cause it's dinnertime.
392
00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:28,836
He's alone!
Soo-ey!
393
00:19:28,878 --> 00:19:30,713
[whooping]
- Dinner time!
394
00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:34,759
Child back on
the menu, boys.
395
00:19:34,801 --> 00:19:36,803
- I love veal!
396
00:19:38,638 --> 00:19:39,889
- We're gonna getcha.
397
00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:41,682
- Please, please,
please, please!
398
00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:44,268
Come on!
[engine starts]
399
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,269
- Hey there!
400
00:19:45,311 --> 00:19:48,147
[engine revs]
401
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,651
- Fuck you!
402
00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:57,949
- [Preacher] Krevin,
you're a fucking dunce!
403
00:19:57,990 --> 00:20:00,493
This fuckin' idiot
can't even get a hose
404
00:20:00,535 --> 00:20:02,745
long enough to fill up
my new baby.
405
00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:04,956
- Dented Evelyn's hood,
you asshole.
406
00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:07,166
- [Quiet] So, you lost, huh?
407
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:08,459
- You don't know that.
408
00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:09,961
This could be
a winner's cage.
409
00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:11,838
- Pssh.
410
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,552
I got us some wheels.
411
00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:18,886
Piece of shit,
412
00:20:18,928 --> 00:20:20,471
but it'll get us out
of this nightmare carnival.
413
00:20:20,513 --> 00:20:22,974
- I'm not leaving her.
414
00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:24,809
- What?
John, are you kidding?
415
00:20:24,851 --> 00:20:26,102
You almost died!
416
00:20:26,144 --> 00:20:27,311
I can't believe
I have to say this,
417
00:20:27,353 --> 00:20:28,813
but it's just
a car, John.
418
00:20:28,855 --> 00:20:31,190
- You don't get it.
- [Quiet] No, I don't!
419
00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:35,820
But I fought and bled.
420
00:20:35,862 --> 00:20:39,490
I got whipped,
I drank coke for you.
421
00:20:39,532 --> 00:20:41,909
And your car.
422
00:20:41,951 --> 00:20:45,413
And now you say
I don't get it?
423
00:20:45,455 --> 00:20:47,707
Fuck you!
424
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,002
What happened to us
being partners, huh?
425
00:20:51,044 --> 00:20:53,671
- I'm not leaving Evelyn.
426
00:20:53,713 --> 00:20:58,634
- And I'm not dying
for a fucking car.
427
00:20:58,676 --> 00:21:00,344
- [Krevin] Preacher, Preacher!
428
00:21:00,386 --> 00:21:02,638
Someone attacked Fenchy
and took a car!
429
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,058
- What? Seal the camp!
430
00:21:05,099 --> 00:21:07,852
- [Holy Man] Seal the camp!
- [Holy Man] Seal the camp!
431
00:21:07,894 --> 00:21:11,481
[indistinct commotion]
432
00:21:11,522 --> 00:21:13,858
- We have to leave.
433
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:17,195
[church bell ringing]
Now, John!
434
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:19,030
- Then go.
435
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:43,721
- [Young John] All right,
where to next?
436
00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:45,765
We can go
anywhere you want.
437
00:21:45,807 --> 00:21:47,100
Your choice.
438
00:21:47,141 --> 00:21:49,268
[engine dies]
439
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,023
Or not.
440
00:21:54,065 --> 00:22:07,662
**
441
00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:10,957
I owe you for saving me
back there.
442
00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:14,001
I'll fix you up,
I promise.
443
00:22:14,043 --> 00:22:17,171
Just you, me,
and the road.
444
00:22:17,213 --> 00:22:18,715
Sounds good?
445
00:22:18,756 --> 00:22:29,684
**
446
00:22:29,726 --> 00:22:32,311
- Oh, thank God.
I'm here, Evelyn, baby.
447
00:22:32,353 --> 00:22:33,813
Let's get the hell
out of here.
448
00:22:33,855 --> 00:22:35,481
[gun cocks]
449
00:22:35,523 --> 00:22:37,275
- I admire your thirst.
450
00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:39,694
But if anybody's
gonna fuck this car,
451
00:22:39,736 --> 00:22:40,903
it's gonna be me.
452
00:22:44,866 --> 00:22:47,118
[grunting, groaning]
453
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:55,543
**
454
00:22:55,585 --> 00:22:58,671
You're not worthy
of the mask.
455
00:22:58,713 --> 00:23:00,048
- Good, it chafes.
456
00:23:00,089 --> 00:23:02,675
[laughing]
457
00:23:02,717 --> 00:23:06,054
- For I am
the angel of death!
458
00:23:06,095 --> 00:23:09,348
And I release you!
459
00:23:09,390 --> 00:23:11,350
[gasps]
460
00:23:13,227 --> 00:23:15,855
- No.
461
00:23:15,897 --> 00:23:18,274
No, no, no.
462
00:23:20,026 --> 00:23:23,946
Fuck. Fuck!
463
00:23:23,988 --> 00:23:38,920
**
464
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:39,253
**
465
00:23:58,606 --> 00:24:00,900
- Hurry up!
Watch the Preacher's head.
466
00:24:00,942 --> 00:24:03,194
Don't lose those!
467
00:24:03,236 --> 00:24:04,612
That's the last of us.
468
00:24:04,654 --> 00:24:06,781
Drive, prick!
- Yes, goddess.
469
00:24:06,823 --> 00:24:16,833
**
470
00:24:16,874 --> 00:24:18,334
- Oh!
471
00:24:18,376 --> 00:24:20,461
Oh, shit!
472
00:24:23,256 --> 00:24:25,550
Oh, oh, my head.
473
00:24:34,058 --> 00:24:35,309
No.
474
00:24:35,351 --> 00:24:37,145
["My Immortal"
by Evanescence playing]
475
00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:48,531
**
476
00:24:48,573 --> 00:24:52,285
* If you have to leave *
477
00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:55,455
* I wish that
you would just leave *
478
00:24:55,496 --> 00:24:59,083
* 'Cause your presence
still lingers here *
479
00:24:59,125 --> 00:25:02,670
* And it won't
leave me alone *
480
00:25:02,712 --> 00:25:05,798
* These wounds
won't seem to heal *
481
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:09,135
* This pain
is just too real *
482
00:25:09,177 --> 00:25:14,849
* There's just too much
that time cannot erase *
483
00:25:14,891 --> 00:25:21,147
* When you cried I'd wipe away
all of your tears *
484
00:25:21,189 --> 00:25:27,612
* When you'd scream I'd
fight away all of your fears *
485
00:25:27,653 --> 00:25:33,910
* And I held your hand
through all of these years *
486
00:25:33,951 --> 00:25:37,622
* But you still have *
487
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,211
* All of me *
488
00:25:43,252 --> 00:25:56,349
**
489
00:25:56,391 --> 00:25:59,685
* You used to
captivate me *
490
00:25:59,727 --> 00:26:03,523
* By your
resonating light *
491
00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:09,946
* Now I'm bound by the life
you left behind *
492
00:26:09,987 --> 00:26:13,199
* Your face it holds *
493
00:26:13,241 --> 00:26:16,536
* My once plans
and dreams *
494
00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:20,039
* Your voice
it chased away *
495
00:26:20,081 --> 00:26:23,793
* All the sanity
in me *
496
00:26:23,835 --> 00:26:27,171
* These wounds
won't seem to heal *
497
00:26:27,213 --> 00:26:30,425
* This pain
is just too real *
498
00:26:30,466 --> 00:26:36,013
* There's just too much
that time cannot erase *
499
00:26:36,055 --> 00:26:42,228
* When your cried I'd wipe away
all of your tears *
500
00:26:42,270 --> 00:26:43,688
* When you'd scream *
501
00:26:43,730 --> 00:26:48,443
* I'd fight away
all of your fears *
502
00:26:48,484 --> 00:26:55,241
* You still have *
503
00:26:55,283 --> 00:27:00,913
* All of me *
504
00:27:00,955 --> 00:27:07,503
* Ah me *
505
00:27:07,545 --> 00:27:17,472
* Ah me ah *
506
00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:22,513
**
507
00:27:25,513 --> 00:27:29,513
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