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Are we going to state this year?
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Yeah!
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I can't hear ya.
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Who's gonna be
the state champions?
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The Crows!
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I need a brave freshman
to step up.
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Alright, which one of you
studs thinks
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you're a better quarterback
than me?
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Kent, how about it?
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Huh? No, it's okay.
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Hey, you're too busy milking cows
to come and try out for the team,
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the least you can do
is show some school spirit.
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Am I right?
Come on, Kent.
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You wanna take a shot
at the hottest freshman
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in Smallville High?
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Come on, Clark!
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Just take your time.
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Come on Clark, you can do it.
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Caw! Caw!
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Support the team!
Go, Crows!
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Caw! Caw! Whoo-hoo!
Caw! Go, Crows! Come on!
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Hey, it's the Crow.
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Who's the lucky freshman
this year?
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Probably the biggest loser
like every year.
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Come on, take it off.
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- Take it off.
- Hey, leave her alone.
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Please,
don't do this you guys!
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- Just leave me alone, alright.
- What?
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We always torture the mascot.
It's a tradition.
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Leave me alone.
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Stop, you... Guys...
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Scabby Abby.
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Hey it's, Scabby Abby.
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Scabby Abby!
Scabby Abby!
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Scabby Abby!
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Put your mask back on, Scabster!
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Alright, who's next?
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Who's gonna
step up and dunk her?
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Poor Abby,
it's taken three years
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but you finally
let Mommy help you.
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Don't worry, sweetheart.
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I won't let you waste your senior
year like you did all the others.
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You promise people will like me?
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They will. I promise.
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Just like they did me.
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Everyone will love you
when they see the real you.
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The one that's been
inside all along.
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You're going to have a senior
year, no one will ever forget.
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What a ball game!
It's all tied up.
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With five seconds left
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it's a Brother,
here at Metro Stadium.
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Clark Kent, the young phenom
from Smallville
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has led
MU's incredible comeback.
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Kent takes the step
from his own 10-yard line.
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It's Hail Mary time.
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He fades back,
here's the pass.
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A bullet deep downfield,
way past his own receiver.
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Wait! Kent's now flying
down the field.
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He's going to catch
his own pass! Touchdown!
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The Meteors win!
Kent is unbelievable!
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Nice arm, farm boy.
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When's the first game?
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- I'm not on the team.
- Why not?
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An arm like that is
a "get out of geek free" pass.
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Well, even if I wanted to play--
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Which obviously you do.
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That wouldn't be the reason.
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Thanks. I don't really consider
myself a geek.
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So, what do you see yourself as?
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I don't know.
An outsider, I guess.
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That's a recipe for wedgies
if I've ever heard one.
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Have I told you
how much I'm gonna miss you?
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Daddy...
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Don't you have 3,000 guys
to baby sit?
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Do you really need
to keep checking up on me?
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It would appear that way.
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I know that I'm late, but I can still
make it to campus for orientation.
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Save yourself a trip. Met U
just yanked your acceptance.
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What? They can't do that.
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They can if you don't have enough
credits to finish high school.
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Look, I know
I missed a few classes, but...
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Lo, you failed
the last semester.
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Not to worry, though.
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I'm sure that Clark will be
happy to show you around.
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- Around where?
- Around where?
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Bright and early,
tomorrow morning.
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You start Smallville High.
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Great.
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You know, socially divisive
cliques and hall passes aside,
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this place really
isn't all that bad.
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It's the varsity version of
Dante's Seventh Ring.
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Come on, do you know how many
people would kill to relive
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their senior year
in high school?
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Make that semester.
Five more credits
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and I out of this cow pile.
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Wait a minute.
Five credit's in one semester?
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Lois, the only way you're gonna
do that is if you add
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an extracurricular
to your class load.
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Like, say, maybe,
writing for the "Torch."
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Uh.
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No hard feelings here,
cuz, but unlike you,
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the last thing I wanna be
is a reporter.
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Yeah, God,
what could be worse than you know,
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uncovering the truth
and protecting the public?
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And sticking your nose
in other people's business.
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Like I said, you'd be perfect.
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Come on. Let's go.
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It's gonna be great
having you here.
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Check it out.
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A new girl.
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Hi, Clark?
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- Abby?
- It's actually Abigail now.
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You know, I almost didn't
recognize you.
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Ah, after an entire summer
of recovery...good.
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With any luck, this old locker
will be the only thing
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that stays the same this year.
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Yeah, um,
that shouldn't be a problem.
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So, uh, why the, uh...
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Change?
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I guess just one day you realize
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you can spend another year
being resentful
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of what everybody else has
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or you can do something
about it.
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It's our senior year, Clark.
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This is my last chance.
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Good morning, Clark.
Hey, Abby.
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Whoa, either she spent an entire
summer at a silicon farm
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or I am shopping
at the wrong makeup counter.
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How old is she, 17,
that's like messing
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with the batter before
the cookies are even baked.
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Don't tell me the world
isn't nicer to prettier people.
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Besides, you know,
I mean, it's her body.
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And if it makes her feel better,
then it's none of our business.
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What?
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I'm just stunned that "Miss
Letter To The Editor"
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doesn't find it one bit
distressing that a girl would
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get nipped and tucked to
transform into
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some plastic pod person--
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I think she looks great.
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What a shocker.
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00:09:07,238 --> 00:09:08,907
Look, that's the problem
with high school.
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It's all a facade.
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Everyone's hiding
who they really are
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and trying to be something
they're not.
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Well, it sounds like
you've got your first article.
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See you in the "Torch."
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Okay, I'll write for you
but you better get me extra credit.
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Huh.
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- Hey.
- Hey, babe.
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A note through the vent
of my locker.
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Very creative.
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Well, I pride myself on being
able to revert
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back to the fourth grade.
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What are you doing here?
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If we get caught
I could get detention.
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I could get fired.
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Coach Teague.
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- I'm-I'm Clark Kent.
- Hi.
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Lana!
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- Wh-what are you doing here?
- Um, I, uh--
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The principal asked
this young lady
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to give me the grand tour.
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It's good to meet you, Clark.
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You know, they didn't tell me
you were Jason Teague.
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This guy threw a passing record
his freshman year
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at Metropolis University.
He could've gone pro.
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Yeah, well, now I'm just a
transfer to Central Kansas A&M.
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It's amazing how quickly
you fall off a recruiters' lists
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when you tear your rotator cuff.
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Well, then, I, uh, I guess we're
lucky to have you here, coach.
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Assistant coach, Miss Lang.
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Um, Quigley's still gonna be
calling the plays for you guys.
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Well, actually,
I'm not on the team.
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I was hoping I could try out.
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You look big enough. Sure.
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The Talon.
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Lex, uh,
agreed to let me manage it.
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I was lucky
to find a job at all, Jonathan.
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It's not like I have
a full resume these days.
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Sweetheart, if we're so worried
about money
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then why don't we just go
through the books again?
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We'll find
some other place to cut.
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Like where? We've been over
it every week for two months.
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There's no way we can get out
from under these hospital bills.
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I'm not, I'm not
blaming you. I just...
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I just don't wanna keep waiting
and-and risk losing the farm.
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You've worked too hard.
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Yeah, so that
you wouldn't have to.
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It's not so bad right now.
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You have the farm,
and Clark is gonna go off
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to college next year.
I need something of my own.
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00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,944
But why does it have to be
with the Luthors?
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I'll be selling espressos, Jonathan,
not masterminding hostile takeovers.
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Well...
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I've always known that...
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...you wanted to have more
than just this old farm.
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I'm not gonna be the one
to stand in your way.
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- Thank you, sweetheart.
- You're welcome. You're welcome
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Hey, Kent,
I need your permission slip bud.
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What positions have you played?
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None, actually. I've never
been on a team before.
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My father wasn't too keen
on the whole idea.
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00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,529
Your dad doesn't
know you're here, does he?
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When it comes to defying
fathers, I'm kind of a pro.
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I'm not doing this for him.
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You know, I've seen
a lot of guys join the team
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just so they can walk
around in a Letterman's jacket.
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Because they want people
to look at them differently.
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But football's just a game.
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If you wanna change,
you gotta do that yourself.
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That's why I'm here.
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Alright. Let's see
what you got.
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Alright, Kent.
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Prove something to us.
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'Alright, guys, let's go!'
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Get in there,
I wanna see some hustle.
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Alright guys, on two.
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Hut! Hut!
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Alright, that'll work.
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Line up again, guys.
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Checkout Scabby Abby.
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They're fake, you know.
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Who cares.
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Are you kidding me?
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Man, is she hot.
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Hey baby,
you got hamburger for that steak?
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Whoo!
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I didn't mean to scare you.
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Just...
I can't stop thinking about you.
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You mean the girl
you nicknamed "Scabby Abby?"
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Yeah, I totally deserved that.
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00:14:45,994 --> 00:14:47,662
Maybe if I'd been more patient,
233
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,706
I would've seen
who you really are.
234
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:54,294
The most
...beautiful girl in school.
235
00:15:07,932 --> 00:15:09,767
I have a lot to apologize for.
236
00:15:11,227 --> 00:15:15,606
What do you say...we go
some place a little more quiet?
237
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,912
So, where are we going?
238
00:16:28,012 --> 00:16:30,807
- What are you doing?
- You didn't feel that?
239
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,351
Of course I did.
240
00:16:34,143 --> 00:16:36,354
No, no. I should...
I should go.
241
00:16:38,523 --> 00:16:41,651
What's goin' on?
Abigail, wait.
242
00:16:41,776 --> 00:16:46,239
Oh, I get it. New face,
same old, boring Scabby.
243
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,160
Hey!
244
00:16:57,708 --> 00:16:59,001
Oh, my God!
245
00:16:59,127 --> 00:17:00,586
Brett?
246
00:17:01,003 --> 00:17:02,880
What's happening?
247
00:17:03,297 --> 00:17:04,507
What's wrong?
248
00:17:04,674 --> 00:17:06,342
Oh, my God!
249
00:17:07,176 --> 00:17:08,845
My face.
250
00:17:08,970 --> 00:17:12,014
My God, what did you do to me?
251
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,145
No! My face!
252
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,604
Admissions office?
253
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,566
Look, I'm in the nation's cream
corn capital retaking calculus.
254
00:17:21,691 --> 00:17:23,109
No, don't put me on hold.
255
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,069
Could this day be any worse?
256
00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:39,125
No, no, that's everything.
257
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,835
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
258
00:17:43,838 --> 00:17:46,507
Lois, what's going on?
259
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:49,677
He just ran right out
in front of me. Uh...
260
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,471
I don't know. They said
he's going to be okay.
261
00:17:51,596 --> 00:17:53,097
Psychically, anyway.
262
00:17:53,264 --> 00:17:55,266
The cops think he kinda lost it.
263
00:17:55,391 --> 00:17:57,018
Who, Brett?
264
00:17:57,852 --> 00:18:00,438
I just saw him at practice
an hour ago. He was fine.
265
00:18:00,563 --> 00:18:02,690
- Are you sure about that?
- Yeah.
266
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,400
Uh, think about it, Clark.
It's...
267
00:18:04,525 --> 00:18:06,444
It's the start of a new season,
268
00:18:06,611 --> 00:18:08,404
scholarships, the entire town
269
00:18:08,529 --> 00:18:10,281
counting on you
to be their hero?
270
00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:11,991
Who knows what kind of neuroses
271
00:18:12,116 --> 00:18:13,743
are hiding behind
that big man on campus mask?
272
00:18:13,868 --> 00:18:16,287
No way. If anything,
Brett was too overconfident.
273
00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:18,206
He probably just didn't see you.
274
00:18:18,539 --> 00:18:21,334
Yeah, that might explain
the broken windshield but...
275
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,222
...do you want to
tell me why he was
276
00:18:23,294 --> 00:18:25,087
running around half
naked soaking wet?
277
00:18:25,213 --> 00:18:26,797
Who would do that?
278
00:18:33,095 --> 00:18:34,889
Hey, hey, last time I checked,
you were missing
279
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:37,266
a few prerequisites
for being in here.
280
00:18:37,391 --> 00:18:39,602
So you have been
checking me out?
281
00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:42,021
Lois, just wait outside.
282
00:18:42,647 --> 00:18:43,981
Are you kidding?
283
00:18:44,106 --> 00:18:45,399
Tortured senior can't keep up
284
00:18:45,566 --> 00:18:47,652
the hometown hero act
in buckles?
285
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:51,489
This is as juicy as my
teen cosmetic surgery article.
286
00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:53,908
- Excuse me.
- Yeah.
287
00:18:54,075 --> 00:18:56,077
How well did you know
Brett Anderson?
288
00:18:56,452 --> 00:18:58,120
Not as well as
I'd like to know you.
289
00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:01,999
Charming. Look, Brett ran in
front of my car.
290
00:19:02,124 --> 00:19:04,126
Do any of you guys know
what that was all about?
291
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:47,378
You make a habit of going
through other peoples mail.
292
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:52,300
Sorry. The, uh, box
was addressed to the Talon.
293
00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:56,345
Something tells me this isn't
a book-of-the-month selection.
294
00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:01,642
What's with this fascination
with ancient writings?
295
00:20:02,852 --> 00:20:04,604
School project.
296
00:20:06,063 --> 00:20:09,150
Must be the same project
Clark's always working on.
297
00:20:09,650 --> 00:20:11,110
For two people so different,
298
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:13,529
you have
remarkably similar interests.
299
00:20:16,032 --> 00:20:18,784
It still amazes me
what you did with this place.
300
00:20:18,909 --> 00:20:20,494
You saw promise in something
301
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,788
everyone else thought
was beyond redemption.
302
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:24,707
Huh.
303
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:27,835
This is a side of Lex Luthor
I've never seen before.
304
00:20:29,587 --> 00:20:33,257
You're coming dangerously close
to being nostalgic.
305
00:20:47,104 --> 00:20:49,273
Congratulations are in order.
306
00:20:50,691 --> 00:20:53,736
Coach Quigley called.
You made the football team.
307
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:57,114
You don't have to worry, Dad.
I'm not gonna hurt anyone.
308
00:20:57,281 --> 00:20:58,908
I know how to control
my abilities.
309
00:20:59,033 --> 00:21:01,911
The person I'm worried about
you hurting, Clark, is yourself.
310
00:21:04,413 --> 00:21:07,333
You're gonna be tempted to
...run just a little bit faster
311
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:12,463
to throw the ball, just
...far enough to win every game.
312
00:21:14,215 --> 00:21:17,593
You think I'm gonna cheat?
I won't cross that line.
313
00:21:17,718 --> 00:21:20,638
You won't even know
where that line is, Clark.
314
00:21:22,139 --> 00:21:23,933
Come on, think about
it, you're out there,
315
00:21:24,058 --> 00:21:25,434
your friends are
giving it their all,
316
00:21:25,559 --> 00:21:27,436
you're gonna do what
ever it takes to win.
317
00:21:27,603 --> 00:21:29,480
That's football, son.
318
00:21:30,272 --> 00:21:33,734
And with you, it's never gonna
be a fair competition.
319
00:21:34,276 --> 00:21:36,529
Well, let's talk about
what's fair.
320
00:21:37,154 --> 00:21:38,619
What's the first thing
you remember about
321
00:21:38,658 --> 00:21:40,116
high school when you think back?
322
00:21:40,241 --> 00:21:41,992
Don't tell me it's not football.
323
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:46,497
I want that, too, Dad.
324
00:21:46,622 --> 00:21:49,959
And I'm sick of begging for the
same chances that you just had.
325
00:21:52,294 --> 00:21:54,004
I want my own life.
326
00:22:10,688 --> 00:22:13,774
You're not the first person to walk
through that door with tattoo remorse.
327
00:22:14,859 --> 00:22:17,361
But you're the first one
to do it without ink.
328
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,196
What?
329
00:22:19,321 --> 00:22:22,074
Whatever this pigment is,
it's almost as though
330
00:22:22,199 --> 00:22:24,744
the symbol were branded
underneath your skin.
331
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,831
Someone wanted to leave a mark
you wouldn't easily forget.
332
00:22:29,665 --> 00:22:32,084
But you can
still remove it, right?
333
00:22:32,379 --> 00:22:34,715
Well, I'll have to send this
tissue sample off to the lab,
334
00:22:34,777 --> 00:22:36,839
but I am guessing
removal won't be possible
335
00:22:37,006 --> 00:22:38,531
without a complete skin graft.
336
00:22:40,050 --> 00:22:41,635
But we'll see.
337
00:22:45,014 --> 00:22:47,224
You go to school
with my daughter, don't you?
338
00:22:48,893 --> 00:22:50,895
I never forget a face.
339
00:22:52,646 --> 00:22:55,691
Especially a perfect one
like yours.
340
00:22:58,486 --> 00:23:01,655
It must get you
anything you want, hmm?
341
00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:06,285
Abby...
342
00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:09,705
How's Brett?
I saw you two in the hall.
343
00:23:09,830 --> 00:23:11,832
I don't know
what you're talking about.
344
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:15,795
I'll talk to you later.
345
00:23:16,420 --> 00:23:20,216
Thank you.
Um, bye. Dr. Fine.
346
00:23:21,425 --> 00:23:23,427
What did you do to me?
347
00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:26,639
I kissed this guy
and he freaked out.
348
00:23:26,764 --> 00:23:28,432
It was like, it was like,
he went insane or something...
349
00:23:28,557 --> 00:23:31,393
You were my first trial
at this, Abigail.
350
00:23:31,519 --> 00:23:33,229
I mean, there's always potential
for complication.
351
00:23:33,354 --> 00:23:35,481
Complication? Brett's
at the hospital because of me.
352
00:23:35,689 --> 00:23:39,568
Brett? Isn't that the boy
who named you "Scabby Abby?"
353
00:23:39,777 --> 00:23:41,946
Maybe he got exactly
what he deserved.
354
00:23:42,071 --> 00:23:43,739
And Lana should, too.
355
00:23:43,906 --> 00:23:46,784
Lana? But Lana never did
anything to me.
356
00:23:50,538 --> 00:23:52,456
Lana saw
the two of you together.
357
00:23:52,623 --> 00:23:54,625
She's already asking questions.
358
00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:56,043
You think she knows?
359
00:23:56,210 --> 00:23:58,879
This is a very serious problem,
Abigail.
360
00:24:00,422 --> 00:24:02,132
If Lana says anything to anyone
361
00:24:02,258 --> 00:24:05,344
about what's happened
between you and this boy...
362
00:24:05,553 --> 00:24:07,680
...they'll take all of this
away from me.
363
00:24:07,930 --> 00:24:10,015
And without your treatments...
364
00:24:10,349 --> 00:24:13,435
...you're gonna revert back
exactly the way you used to be.
365
00:24:13,811 --> 00:24:17,606
- Is that really what you want?
- No.
366
00:24:17,731 --> 00:24:20,526
I have done everything for you.
367
00:24:23,237 --> 00:24:26,198
And now I need you to do
something for me.
368
00:24:31,287 --> 00:24:33,998
- Yeah.
- Okay.
369
00:24:38,294 --> 00:24:40,462
- It's the old drama room.
- Wow!
370
00:24:42,923 --> 00:24:46,886
Oh, this is an interesting
detour from the coach's office.
371
00:24:47,011 --> 00:24:48,804
I didn't even know
this room existed.
372
00:24:48,971 --> 00:24:52,349
Yep. Neither does anyone else,
hopefully.
373
00:24:52,641 --> 00:24:56,979
I still can't believe that
you have a job at my school.
374
00:24:57,146 --> 00:24:58,522
I know.
375
00:24:58,689 --> 00:25:01,692
I guess, I'm gonna have to get
used to my guys drooling over you.
376
00:25:01,817 --> 00:25:04,069
I don't think you have anything
to worry about.
377
00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:07,865
Yeah? What about Clark Kent?
378
00:25:11,577 --> 00:25:14,204
I thought that you said
you had a surprise for me.
379
00:25:14,330 --> 00:25:17,124
How did this become about Clark?
380
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:21,712
Uh, it, it was strange. He
...kinda opened up to me today.
381
00:25:21,837 --> 00:25:25,966
Huh. You have no idea
how strange that really is.
382
00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:27,635
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
383
00:25:27,801 --> 00:25:31,847
Just that thing is, you know, running
the drills and putting together a...
384
00:25:32,181 --> 00:25:35,059
...a good team
is one thing but...
385
00:25:35,517 --> 00:25:38,145
...having guys like Clark
coming in for advice...
386
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,454
It's not gonna be so easy
when these guys are looking
387
00:25:40,481 --> 00:25:43,067
at me like I'm an adult. I still
feel like I'm part of the team.
388
00:25:47,738 --> 00:25:49,823
But this moment isn't about me.
389
00:25:50,074 --> 00:25:52,159
- No.
- Um-unh.
390
00:25:52,618 --> 00:25:54,536
- Hold on.
- Okay.
391
00:25:54,662 --> 00:25:57,081
- It's about this.
- Oh, dear.
392
00:25:57,206 --> 00:25:58,540
That would be a blindfold.
393
00:25:58,707 --> 00:26:00,250
- Yes, it would.
- Okay.
394
00:26:00,417 --> 00:26:02,294
So, what do you think
you're gonna get out of this?
395
00:26:02,378 --> 00:26:04,338
Oh, nothing, it's just that...
396
00:26:04,630 --> 00:26:07,633
we never really got to celebrate
somebody's birthday.
397
00:26:07,758 --> 00:26:11,428
- Right.
- So you stay right here.
398
00:26:11,595 --> 00:26:13,430
- Okay.
- Okay.
399
00:26:14,598 --> 00:26:16,100
Don't peek.
400
00:26:28,612 --> 00:26:30,280
Jason?
401
00:26:33,575 --> 00:26:35,160
Hello?
402
00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:43,293
Jason, wha-what are you do...
403
00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:58,642
Abby?
404
00:26:59,143 --> 00:27:00,853
I'm sorry, Lana.
405
00:27:58,994 --> 00:28:01,497
I don't know if
you can even hear me, Lana.
406
00:28:04,041 --> 00:28:06,085
But if you knew
how much you meant to me...
407
00:28:08,587 --> 00:28:10,839
Well, I guess
the polite thing to do is...
408
00:28:10,964 --> 00:28:13,801
...cough and let you know
I'm standing here but...
409
00:28:14,218 --> 00:28:16,678
That always seems so forced,
doesn't it?
410
00:28:20,724 --> 00:28:22,392
How is she?
411
00:28:22,684 --> 00:28:24,186
Well,
they don't know what's wrong with her
412
00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:26,480
so it's...it's kinda
hard to say.
413
00:28:28,816 --> 00:28:32,402
- Lex Luthor.
- Jason Teague.
414
00:28:33,237 --> 00:28:34,863
I, uh, I work at the school.
415
00:28:34,988 --> 00:28:36,448
I'm a new assistant
football coach.
416
00:28:36,573 --> 00:28:38,117
Teague.
417
00:28:38,784 --> 00:28:41,829
As in Marion,
Teague & Weisman?
418
00:28:44,873 --> 00:28:46,458
That's my father's firm.
419
00:28:48,043 --> 00:28:49,670
And you decided to
get as far away
420
00:28:49,837 --> 00:28:51,839
from the family business
as possible.
421
00:28:52,214 --> 00:28:53,674
Smart move.
422
00:28:55,008 --> 00:28:56,677
It didn't exactly go down
like that.
423
00:28:56,844 --> 00:28:58,720
He, uh, he cut me off.
424
00:28:59,638 --> 00:29:01,557
Well, what better place
to kick-start
425
00:29:01,682 --> 00:29:03,934
a new career
than Smallville High.
426
00:29:04,226 --> 00:29:05,561
Yeah.
427
00:29:05,936 --> 00:29:07,855
Certainly responsible
of the school to send over
428
00:29:08,021 --> 00:29:10,023
a representative
to check in on her.
429
00:29:11,275 --> 00:29:16,029
Oh, um, yeah, I just I thought
I'd stop by on the way home.
430
00:29:16,321 --> 00:29:17,781
It was nothing.
431
00:29:19,575 --> 00:29:21,243
I doubt that.
432
00:29:33,672 --> 00:29:35,591
Lana deserves the best.
433
00:29:38,594 --> 00:29:40,095
I hope you're it.
434
00:30:12,586 --> 00:30:14,922
Hey. How's she doing?
435
00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:16,924
She's pretty cut up.
436
00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:19,384
They gave her a sedative
but she keeps saying
437
00:30:19,509 --> 00:30:21,428
"Don't let him see me"
over and over again.
438
00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:23,055
It's like some kind of
breakdown.
439
00:30:23,222 --> 00:30:25,432
When they brought Brett in,
he was acting the same way,
440
00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:27,142
but the only thing
they can find in common
441
00:30:27,267 --> 00:30:28,894
is a spike in their
serotonin levels.
442
00:30:29,061 --> 00:30:30,437
Serotonin?
443
00:30:30,489 --> 00:30:31,622
It's a brain chemical.
444
00:30:31,688 --> 00:30:34,024
That LSD
and hallucinogens mimic.
445
00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:37,444
It's also the word that
Lois misspelled three times
446
00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:41,573
in her slander piece
on "Extreme Makeovers."
447
00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:44,618
Yeah, well, Lana and Brett are hardly
candidates for plastic surgery.
448
00:30:44,743 --> 00:30:46,495
Yeah, but Abby was.
449
00:30:46,620 --> 00:30:48,580
Didn't Lana say
she saw Brett with Abby
450
00:30:48,705 --> 00:30:51,208
right before he went crazy?
451
00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:54,503
Maybe this procedure made her
more beast than beauty.
452
00:31:00,634 --> 00:31:02,552
My parents don't understand.
453
00:31:02,678 --> 00:31:05,389
They say I'm too young
for plastic surgery.
454
00:31:05,722 --> 00:31:08,976
Well, some parents
don't remember what it was like.
455
00:31:09,142 --> 00:31:11,937
When I was your age, I wasn't
exactly home coming queen.
456
00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:14,439
Worked harder
than all the pretty girls
457
00:31:14,564 --> 00:31:17,192
only to watch every thing get
handed to them.
458
00:31:18,735 --> 00:31:21,530
Seven surgeries in two years
changed all that.
459
00:31:27,786 --> 00:31:30,455
You know, I was actually
interested in that new procedure
460
00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:32,916
you, um, used on Abby.
461
00:31:33,166 --> 00:31:35,877
Is it really true that
you only have to come in once?
462
00:31:36,044 --> 00:31:38,046
That's why I developed
the process.
463
00:31:38,171 --> 00:31:39,673
I didn't want to watch
my daughter go through
464
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:41,717
the pain that I endured
only to have
465
00:31:41,883 --> 00:31:44,469
what other girls were lucky
enough to be born with.
466
00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:48,223
So let's get you scheduled here.
467
00:31:48,390 --> 00:31:50,017
Yes, please.
468
00:31:52,686 --> 00:31:54,730
You know, I'm actually running
a little late.
469
00:31:54,896 --> 00:31:56,732
Are you recording this?
470
00:32:00,110 --> 00:32:01,653
I'm going to expose you.
471
00:32:01,820 --> 00:32:04,698
Who are you to stop people
from being their best?
472
00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:07,367
Call me crazy,
but I've always been
473
00:32:07,492 --> 00:32:11,330
a firm believer that beauty
...it's on the inside.
474
00:32:15,917 --> 00:32:18,170
The people that say
that are the ones
475
00:32:18,337 --> 00:32:20,255
who already have
it on the outside.
476
00:32:24,509 --> 00:32:26,303
- Oh-okay.
- Wow.
477
00:32:26,470 --> 00:32:27,888
You kinda let the inner slob
out, huh?
478
00:32:28,013 --> 00:32:29,556
Yeah, and her name is Lois.
479
00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:31,850
She's been pulling these
articles that Abby's mom
480
00:32:32,017 --> 00:32:35,979
published on this new breakthrough
"Instant makeover technique."
481
00:32:36,104 --> 00:32:38,482
But, uh,
Dr. Fine, ran into one snag.
482
00:32:38,607 --> 00:32:42,110
It's sending the patients
serotonin levels into overdrive.
483
00:32:42,778 --> 00:32:44,905
It says here, Dr. Fine
was working on a suppression
484
00:32:45,072 --> 00:32:48,575
medication called Cerethro to keep
the serotonin levels in check.
485
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,077
Maybe it worked.
486
00:32:50,243 --> 00:32:52,287
Maybe Abby was the trial run.
487
00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:58,001
Only Abby's seismic surgery
didn't come without aftershocks.
488
00:32:58,126 --> 00:33:03,006
She's passing something to people
that's super-boosting their serotonin.
489
00:33:03,131 --> 00:33:06,635
That makes sense if she kisses
Brett, but what about Lana?
490
00:33:07,344 --> 00:33:09,930
I don't know, all I do know is
that Abby's not hallucinating,
491
00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:12,432
so maybe all Lana and Brett need
is a dose
492
00:33:12,557 --> 00:33:14,351
of that Cerethro medication.
493
00:33:19,022 --> 00:33:21,650
It looks like Lois is one step
ahead of us.
494
00:33:29,908 --> 00:33:31,576
What are you doing?
495
00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:34,037
Giving you the inside scoop.
496
00:33:36,164 --> 00:33:37,624
You really wanna know
what it was like
497
00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:39,668
for Abigail all of those years?
498
00:33:41,461 --> 00:33:43,505
Well, you're gonna find out.
499
00:33:54,683 --> 00:33:58,353
And without the suppressant to
balance out your serotonin levels,
500
00:33:58,645 --> 00:34:01,606
you'll be filing your story
from the psych ward.
501
00:34:37,559 --> 00:34:38,894
Clark!
502
00:34:58,163 --> 00:34:59,789
Clark!
503
00:35:00,829 --> 00:35:02,104
Are you okay?
504
00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:03,752
- Get me out of here.
- Okay.
505
00:35:09,922 --> 00:35:11,048
Bitch.
506
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:27,275
I don't know how to tell you this
without sounding really stuck-up...
507
00:35:27,442 --> 00:35:28,818
I already know you're stuck-up.
508
00:35:28,944 --> 00:35:30,403
In fact, I wanted to talk to you
about that.
509
00:35:30,529 --> 00:35:31,613
You're funny.
510
00:35:31,738 --> 00:35:33,740
Yeah. And cute, huh?
511
00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:38,703
Okay, Jason,
look, I'm being serious.
512
00:35:38,828 --> 00:35:40,455
Alright.
513
00:35:41,456 --> 00:35:45,794
Back in freshman year, I, uh,
made the cheerleading squad.
514
00:35:46,836 --> 00:35:48,880
And that was my whole identity.
515
00:35:50,090 --> 00:35:51,675
Putting on the face
516
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,802
that I thought
everyone wanted to see.
517
00:36:03,103 --> 00:36:06,856
I keep thinking of all the times that
you've told me that I'm beautiful.
518
00:36:06,982 --> 00:36:10,944
And, um
...I can't help but wonder
519
00:36:11,695 --> 00:36:13,947
how much of me you really see.
520
00:36:20,495 --> 00:36:23,790
Lana, I tell you you're beautiful
because of who you are,
521
00:36:23,957 --> 00:36:25,667
not because of what I see.
522
00:36:29,129 --> 00:36:32,716
I mean, you're the girl I flew half
way across the world to be with.
523
00:36:35,176 --> 00:36:38,054
The girl who
...kicks the crap out of me
524
00:36:38,179 --> 00:36:40,348
at Xbox
and thinks it's hysterical.
525
00:36:42,392 --> 00:36:45,478
I mean, I have seen you with
the stomach flu where your eyes
526
00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:47,897
were puffy and your nose
was running, you're yakking--
527
00:36:48,023 --> 00:36:50,025
Okay, okay, I get the picture.
528
00:36:54,863 --> 00:36:59,117
All I'm saying is,
the reasons I love you...
529
00:37:02,370 --> 00:37:04,706
...it's not something
you can see in a mirror.
530
00:37:09,210 --> 00:37:11,463
That's good. I'm gonna write
that down and use that later.
531
00:37:28,897 --> 00:37:31,191
I guess practice ran late, huh?
532
00:37:38,156 --> 00:37:40,241
Dad, I'm sorry
I disappointed you.
533
00:37:41,409 --> 00:37:43,370
But I'm staying on the team.
534
00:37:46,665 --> 00:37:49,000
I'm tired of living my life
on the sidelines.
535
00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:51,294
I realize that, Clark.
536
00:37:52,128 --> 00:37:55,340
I also realize that you're
a senior in high school and
537
00:37:55,507 --> 00:37:58,385
from now on you're gonna be makin'
a lot of your own decisions.
538
00:38:02,931 --> 00:38:05,809
But if you wanna be seen
as an adult in this family
539
00:38:05,975 --> 00:38:07,936
then you're gonna have to start
acting like one.
540
00:38:12,982 --> 00:38:16,444
Adults in this family
don't run off and...do things
541
00:38:16,569 --> 00:38:18,571
without discussing them first.
542
00:38:23,410 --> 00:38:24,828
I know.
543
00:38:26,621 --> 00:38:28,998
That's why I have just one
question for you.
544
00:38:32,001 --> 00:38:33,795
Are you gonna let some
assistant coach from Metropolis
545
00:38:33,962 --> 00:38:35,880
teach your boy
how to play football?
546
00:38:45,557 --> 00:38:47,142
Go deep.
547
00:38:58,903 --> 00:39:00,655
Yeah!
548
00:39:14,461 --> 00:39:16,921
Admiring the genius within, huh?
549
00:39:17,046 --> 00:39:20,383
- It had a typo.
- Oh, nice try.
550
00:39:20,550 --> 00:39:24,064
So, I followed up on the
Abby story line and uh,
551
00:39:24,089 --> 00:39:25,496
it looks like mother
makeover is gonna be playing
552
00:39:25,638 --> 00:39:28,516
"Mirror, mirror" on the psych
ward wall from now on.
553
00:39:28,683 --> 00:39:29,934
Is Abby gonna be okay?
554
00:39:30,059 --> 00:39:31,436
Yeah, she'll be back next week.
555
00:39:31,561 --> 00:39:33,521
So, are you excited
for your first pep rally?
556
00:39:33,646 --> 00:39:35,857
Not exactly the Friday night
I've been dreamin' of.
557
00:39:35,982 --> 00:39:39,110
Oh, come on, it's your debut
as Smallville's newest celeb.
558
00:39:39,235 --> 00:39:41,529
Yeah, right, one plastics
'r' us piece, and they're
559
00:39:41,654 --> 00:39:43,364
gonna be holding tables
all over town for me.
560
00:39:43,531 --> 00:39:45,450
You'd be surprised,
I mean, not that I'm ceding my
561
00:39:45,575 --> 00:39:48,453
stance on a woman's right
to choose rhinoplasty, but...
562
00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:50,497
You've got fan mail.
563
00:39:50,663 --> 00:39:53,166
Looks like your little exposé
struck a couple chords.
564
00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:56,461
I didn't even expect anybody
to read this, let alone have a...
565
00:39:56,669 --> 00:39:59,756
"A life-changing experience?"
Please.
566
00:39:59,923 --> 00:40:01,382
Whatever. Say what you want.
567
00:40:01,508 --> 00:40:03,843
But I know inside
it's getting to you.
568
00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:06,596
Welcome to the bull pen,
Miss Lane.
569
00:40:06,721 --> 00:40:09,307
Now, I'm off to see Clark Kent
in a wet t-shirt.
570
00:40:09,432 --> 00:40:11,309
Care to join me?
571
00:40:11,976 --> 00:40:14,103
Like I've never seen
that before.
572
00:40:24,405 --> 00:40:26,074
Keep your eye on the target.
573
00:40:26,950 --> 00:40:29,953
Come on, Lois, didn't those guys
on the base teach you anything?
574
00:40:30,119 --> 00:40:31,996
Wouldn't you like to know?
575
00:40:32,205 --> 00:40:34,415
It doesn't matter
'cause you are going down.
576
00:40:34,541 --> 00:40:35,792
That'll be the day.
577
00:40:35,959 --> 00:40:38,086
Dunk! Dunk! Dunk!
578
00:40:44,968 --> 00:40:46,135
Yeah!
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