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There we are!
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You know who she is?
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Your grandma would.
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That's Violet Meredith,
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just the sweetest
little thing I ever saw.
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Hmm.
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When talkies came in,
she just disappeared.
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I never saw her again.
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Now, hold on. Here, here comes
the best part.
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The construction scene.
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Yeah, boy. Come on.
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Now, watch, watch what's
coming, watch. Yeah.
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Yeah, that's some stunt, huh?
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Oh! Aw...
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Look at that.
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Oh...
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I'm impressed, Pinky.
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You and Karl Banky really
pioneered special effects.
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Oh, yeah, well...
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That Karl, he... he... he
could rig anything.
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You know, he was
from a legit theater.
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Oh, a matinee idol.
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Oh, all the girls,
they just went gaga over him.
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Then, along came
Rudy Valentino,
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and, well, poor Karl,
he was just box office poison.
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So, he went into, uh,
special effects,
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and... and directing,
and producing.
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Oh, he was some kind of genius.
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But he was also a screwball.
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So, where did you get
these prints?
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Oh, well I, uh, I've been
kind of strapped, financially,
you know?
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And uh, l... I was thinking
of maybe selling the house,
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and so I, I was
up in the attic cleaning,
and... and I found them
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in this old
prop studio suitcase.
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I didn't even know
I still had it.
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You know,
if that Phoenix Foundation
that you say is so good,
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if they can work
all their special magic
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restoring these, uh,
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I won't have
to sell this house.
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It's all I have left.
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Well...
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You sure they'll be safe?
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Yeah.
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Karl Banky,
he burned my negatives
two months before he died.
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You know, Pinky,
I read that file.
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It never proved
that Karl did it.
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Well, there's some things
you just know.
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Old Karl, he hated me so much
he could've killed me,
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but he knew burning my film
would hurt me more.
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See, that's something
I don't understand.
You guys were partners.
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Why did he hate you?
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Violet.
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Violet.
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We were both
head over heels over her.
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Like I said, she disappeared.
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Violet, the pictures, Karl.
All gone.
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I thought all those years
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that my movies
were gonna last forever.
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I was there,
with Keaton, Chaplin, Lloyd.
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Now, all these people
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will see my three best movies,
never seen before!
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I'll make 'em laugh.
I'll make 'em cry.
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Oh, when you're as old as I am,
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you'll realize how grateful
an old guy like me
can be for that, oh...
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Take care of 'em.
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You know I will, Pink.
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I just, I just
can't believe it.
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It's like I've gotten
my whole life back again.
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Well now you can
kiss it goodbye.
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Well, look at that!
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Now we've got burglars
from central casting.
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Put the suitcase down!
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You heard him!
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I know that voice.
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I know that voice!
It's Karl Banky!
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I know it can't be, but it is.
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Shut up!
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Lie down on the floor,
both of you!
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Do what he says, Pinky.
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No! He's got my movies!
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I'm not gonna lie down
and take that
from some dead man.
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You never could
take direction, could you?
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If you try to follow us,
you're both history.
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In your case, Pinky,
ancient history!
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Yeah!
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Go.
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Zirconium charges,
set off by remote control.
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Wait. I know this box!
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Karl and I made it.
It's the first radio detonator
ever used.
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That explains the bullet holes.
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Yeah, how'd those guys get it?
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Well, look. Two Stars. See?
See the logo?
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It's my old studio.
Oh, they got
lots of this stuff out there.
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Oh, wait! Wait.
Where are you going?
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- I'm going to the studio!
- Studio? Why?
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It's a movie ranch now.
Location rentals, you know.
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Wait a minute, Pinky!
Wait, wait a minute.
Come here. Come here.
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Don't you think we should
contact the police first?
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Banky's probably
burning my films right now!
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I just found 'em.
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If they get lost again,
well I might as well
just lay down and die.
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All right, all right.
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We'll go after 'em.
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But let's take my car, okay?
Come on.
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Step on it, kiddo!
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Oh, man!
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Oh, sure.
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Shape charges.
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Bet my ignition...
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Pinky?
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Pinky...
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Damn!
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All the water's leaked out.
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It smells like sulfuric acid.
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And it's burned a hole
in your radiator core here.
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Made a slow leak.
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We can walk from here.
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Pinky. We're being set up.
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Pinky!
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They're on the lot.
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These guys gotta be like
really dim bulbs
to fall for this, man.
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You gotta understand
Pinky's mind.
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The man's
a complete egomaniac.
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Listen, Pinky,
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if we haven't been
spotted already,
we're sure gonna be.
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Oh, you can go.
I don't blame you
for watching your fanny.
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They're my movies
and I'll get 'em back.
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No, what I'm saying is,
we ought to look around first.
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Find the movies.
Then see what we can do.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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You really want
to stay with me?
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Pigheaded old man that I am?
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Yes.
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But I want to go into this
with a plan, you know?
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You know? I like you, kid.
You're okay.
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But I got no time for a plan.
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Look at him. Still cocky.
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He doesn't know that he's
about to pay me back
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for cheating me
out of what's rightfully mine.
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Ours, dude.
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Don't forget,
I spent three months
playing security guard.
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Plus, if we off the old man
I can go up for murder
just like you.
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Neil, Pinky Burnette
is an old man
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with unsteady legs
and a heart condition, get it?
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If he has an accident
or a heart attack, there won't
be any murder charges.
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- That works for me.
- Good, Neil.
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Hey, you know what I'm gonna
do with my share, man?
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I'm gonna make
a slasher movie.
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I'm gonna be a filmmaker
just like you, Karl!
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Come on, take meetings,
uh, do lunch.
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Audition girls in bikinis.
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This is the truck.
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No movies.
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All right, Pinky,
you stay here, out of sight.
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I'll try and get a closer look.
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Are you gonna stay here?
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Cross my heart.
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He's burning my movies again!
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I'm not afraid of you, Banky!
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Get ahold of yourself, Pinky
You don't believe in ghosts.
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The man's a bigger fool
than I thought.
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Oh! Oh, boy.
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Pinky?
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Damn!
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Pinky?
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Who is this stud?
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You said four flat tires
was gonna lose him.
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Now what are we
gonna do with him?
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Whatever we have to, Neil.
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Pinky?
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Don't move, Pinky.
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Come on, Pinky.
Slow down, will you?
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Doggone it!
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Pinky, stop!
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Snakes!
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Pinky?
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He's not falling, Karl.
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And if he doesn't fall,
he doesn't die.
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Don't rush the moment,
Mr. Filmmaker.
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It's all right.
It's all right.
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I'm terrified of snakes.
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Pinky, they're only rubber.
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See?
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That's a load off my mind.
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I'm ready to talk
about a plan, MacGyver.
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- All right, Pinky!
- Huh?
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In my back pocket,
there's a knife. Grab it.
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God...
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Now, give me your wallet.
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What are you going to do,
rob me or save me?
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Just give me the wallet!
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All right. Now open it.
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- Hold it by the end,
real tight.
- Uh-huh.
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Okay, okay...
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Okay. Shimmy over.
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Okay.
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Now on the count of three,
I'm gonna let go
of the catwalk.
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You call this a plan?
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Just hang on.
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- You ready?
- Hey.
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What is this dude up to?
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Nothing that's
gonna do 'em any good.
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- One!
- Huh?
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Two, three!
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Whoa! Oh, whoa!
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This dude is like
so fully awesome!
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Don't start a fan club
just yet, Neil.
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Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
That was spectacular!
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Just like Douglas Fairbanks
in The Black Pirate.
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Yeah. Here's your wallet.
Let's get out of here,
what do you think?
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Oh, come on.
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What's that?
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Nitro. Bum ticker.
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It's my suitcase. Again.
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This time, it looks like,
it looks like the real thing.
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Well how many of those
did they have?
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Oh, you know
property departments.
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They made four or five
out of everything.
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Oh, yes! Okay. Bull's eye!
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All right, Karl,
now, nothing fancy.
Let's just go down there
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and croak 'em,
a little lead in the head,
bang-bang, they're dead.
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Death by shooting
brings the cops, Neil.
I don't want that.
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What we need is
an accident here, see?
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Something a little more subtle
than bang-bang, they're dead.
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That's gas, Pinky!
Don't breathe it!
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God...
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- Pinky?
- Mmm...
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- Pinky.
- Mmm...
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Pinky!
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This scene look familiar?
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Oh...
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The Hobo.
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Yeah.
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I was chained to a track
with Violet.
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I saved her by...
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by kicking the switch
to a side track.
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No side track.
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Where's Rex, the wonder do
when you need him?
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There's a train coming!
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Now is not a time to panic,
Pinky.
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Are you kidding?
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Now's the perfect time
to panic!
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Oh, God. Oh, oh, my heart,
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it's just going crazy!
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Oh, my heart...
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Hang in there, Pinky,
I think it's...
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Pinky?
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Pinky?
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Pinky!
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Oh, no!
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Uh...
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Where...
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00:26:49,865 --> 00:26:52,857
Where are we?
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- Another sound stage.
- Huh?
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- Look.
- Huh?
256
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,321
- Floorboards.
- Huh...
257
00:27:01,865 --> 00:27:03,856
- How are you feeling?
- Uh...
258
00:27:04,865 --> 00:27:07,857
Just a little run down.
259
00:27:22,364 --> 00:27:23,353
See?
260
00:27:25,364 --> 00:27:27,901
Way to go, Mr. Movie Magic.
261
00:27:27,906 --> 00:27:30,898
The old man's heart
is stronger than I thought.
262
00:27:30,906 --> 00:27:34,353
Even if he had a coronary,
it still leaves
the brainy dude.
263
00:27:34,906 --> 00:27:37,898
I say we do 'em now, man,
both of 'em!
264
00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:41,353
Neil, I hired you to help me
not to do my thinking.
265
00:27:44,364 --> 00:27:45,399
Karl.
266
00:27:46,406 --> 00:27:48,397
You think I'm stupid?
267
00:27:49,906 --> 00:27:52,397
Are your feelings hurt, Neil?
268
00:27:53,406 --> 00:27:56,898
Yeah. I got feelings.
269
00:27:56,906 --> 00:28:00,899
Okay, so I'm
no rocket scientist.
270
00:28:00,906 --> 00:28:03,397
But I'm smart enough
to be a producer.
271
00:28:03,406 --> 00:28:06,944
Or to snuff the guy who stole
my ticket to the top.
272
00:28:07,948 --> 00:28:09,939
What about you?
273
00:28:10,406 --> 00:28:14,399
I'll take care of Pinky
and his friend my way, dude.
274
00:28:15,948 --> 00:28:18,405
Now come on,
let's get this done.
275
00:28:23,406 --> 00:28:26,864
How are we
gonna get off this track?
276
00:28:29,656 --> 00:28:34,104
We'll unchain you, Pinky.
I got one last surprise
for the two of you.
277
00:28:35,114 --> 00:28:37,105
Then it's a wrap.
278
00:28:37,114 --> 00:28:38,650
Banky?
279
00:28:39,114 --> 00:28:42,106
You tried to kill me.
280
00:28:42,114 --> 00:28:44,651
You... you dirty rat.
281
00:28:46,656 --> 00:28:49,648
Who does your plastic surgery?
282
00:28:49,656 --> 00:28:52,648
You're not funny.
You never were.
283
00:28:54,156 --> 00:28:55,646
Unchain 'em, Neil.
284
00:28:59,156 --> 00:29:01,147
Who... Who are you?
285
00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:06,150
My name's Karl Meredith.
Ring any bells for you?
286
00:29:06,156 --> 00:29:10,149
Violet Meredith was my mother.
Karl Banky was my father.
287
00:29:11,698 --> 00:29:14,735
No. No.
288
00:29:14,740 --> 00:29:19,188
No, that would
be impossible. Uh-uh.
289
00:29:19,197 --> 00:29:23,190
Karl he... he was a bachelor.
His whole life.
290
00:29:24,740 --> 00:29:25,729
A loner.
291
00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:27,731
That's how well you knew them.
292
00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:29,196
They were married secretly.
293
00:29:29,197 --> 00:29:32,234
So their fans would think
they were still single.
294
00:29:32,239 --> 00:29:36,232
My father died
a month before I was born.
295
00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:39,231
I never took his name.
296
00:29:39,740 --> 00:29:42,231
Violet Meredith,
she... she hated Karl.
297
00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:45,231
No. You were the one
she couldn't stand.
298
00:29:45,239 --> 00:29:49,232
She adored my father.
But you...
299
00:29:49,239 --> 00:29:52,231
You swindled both of them
out of all their profits.
300
00:29:52,239 --> 00:29:56,778
No! Those... those
movies were mine!
301
00:29:56,781 --> 00:30:00,228
I never wanted the studio.
Only my work.
302
00:30:00,239 --> 00:30:02,230
You ran up debts.
303
00:30:02,781 --> 00:30:05,648
When you left, my father
was stuck with all the bills.
304
00:30:06,531 --> 00:30:09,022
He ran up those bills.
305
00:30:09,531 --> 00:30:14,025
He ran 'em up
because he only made
special effects pictures!
306
00:30:14,031 --> 00:30:16,522
If he were working today,
I tell you,
307
00:30:16,531 --> 00:30:21,025
he'd make Terminator 2
look like a low-budget movie.
308
00:30:21,031 --> 00:30:23,818
Your dad agreed
to a deal, Meredith.
309
00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:26,360
He must have thought he could
turn the studio around.
310
00:30:26,364 --> 00:30:29,401
No way. Not without Pinky.
They were a team.
311
00:30:32,406 --> 00:30:34,943
My mother told me how he died.
312
00:30:34,948 --> 00:30:37,405
Slowly, painfully.
313
00:30:38,948 --> 00:30:41,940
The settlement
you forced on him broke him.
314
00:30:42,948 --> 00:30:44,939
You killed him, Burnette.
315
00:30:46,448 --> 00:30:48,439
Maybe now...
316
00:30:48,448 --> 00:30:51,440
Maybe now he can rest in peace.
317
00:30:52,448 --> 00:30:53,437
Outside.
318
00:30:54,448 --> 00:30:55,938
Outside, move it.
319
00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:07,646
What about my movies?
320
00:31:07,656 --> 00:31:10,648
They've been in the office
safe the entire time.
321
00:31:10,656 --> 00:31:13,147
And I got to thank you, Pinky,
for finding them.
322
00:31:13,156 --> 00:31:14,646
You know of course
that when you die
323
00:31:14,656 --> 00:31:17,648
the rights
to all of your films revert
back to my mother's estate.
324
00:31:17,656 --> 00:31:20,693
You'll be happy to know
that I'm the sole heir.
325
00:31:25,698 --> 00:31:26,687
- What?
- Go.
326
00:31:29,197 --> 00:31:32,189
Is that true?
Was that the deal?
327
00:31:32,197 --> 00:31:35,189
It was part of the
settlement with Banky.
328
00:31:35,197 --> 00:31:41,193
You see, Violet was
a silent partner of Two Stars.
329
00:31:41,197 --> 00:31:45,190
But when she disappeared,
l... I just never thought
it would happen.
330
00:31:55,740 --> 00:31:56,570
Move out.
331
00:31:57,656 --> 00:31:59,112
Come on.
332
00:32:08,573 --> 00:32:13,067
My mother always told me
how much you enjoyed working
in the tank, Pinky.
333
00:32:27,698 --> 00:32:29,188
Can you tread water?
334
00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:31,188
Of course I can tread water.
335
00:32:31,197 --> 00:32:33,734
But I can also swallow it!
336
00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:35,731
Oh, I hate this tank!
337
00:32:38,072 --> 00:32:43,066
Sooner or later, you're gonna
get tired, Pinky. Dead tired.
338
00:32:43,573 --> 00:32:46,064
Pull up the rope ladder, Neil.
339
00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:15,270
The water that you're
about to inhale was piped
from the Mojave river.
340
00:33:15,281 --> 00:33:17,363
That's where the cops
are going to find your bodies.
341
00:33:17,364 --> 00:33:21,733
So, no one will never know
that you drowned
on my father's old lot.
342
00:33:22,740 --> 00:33:24,731
I like it.
343
00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:27,231
Gee, that means
the world to me, Neil.
344
00:33:30,032 --> 00:33:34,071
Like father, like son, Karl!
345
00:33:34,072 --> 00:33:38,065
Your father played a killer
But you are one!
346
00:33:38,573 --> 00:33:39,562
Oh...
347
00:33:40,573 --> 00:33:43,064
Meredith was right.
348
00:33:43,072 --> 00:33:45,063
I can't keep up long like this.
349
00:33:45,573 --> 00:33:47,063
Hang on, Pinky.
350
00:33:55,420 --> 00:33:56,409
- Pinky...
- Uh-huh?
351
00:33:56,420 --> 00:33:58,411
- If you stood on
my shoulders...
- Yeah?
352
00:33:58,420 --> 00:34:01,708
- Think you could
grab that hose?
- I don't know.
353
00:34:02,794 --> 00:34:04,785
Let's give it a go, huh?
354
00:34:15,794 --> 00:34:17,284
You ready?
355
00:35:10,752 --> 00:35:13,289
Think you can stay up
by yourself for a few seconds?
356
00:35:13,752 --> 00:35:15,743
- Yeah, I think so.
- All right.
357
00:35:26,002 --> 00:35:29,494
Hey, do you think it's safe
to leave 'em there?
358
00:35:29,503 --> 00:35:31,494
- How are they
gonna get out, Neil?
- I don't know.
359
00:35:31,503 --> 00:35:35,496
Well, think about it.
Their hands are chained.
They got no exit ladder.
360
00:35:36,002 --> 00:35:39,494
They'll drown by the time
we pick up the films
and get back here.
361
00:35:39,503 --> 00:35:42,995
Then we put 'em
in the back of the truck,
head for the river. Simple.
362
00:35:58,461 --> 00:35:59,826
There...
363
00:36:02,670 --> 00:36:05,252
- Can you tread
a little longer?
- No.
364
00:36:05,253 --> 00:36:07,539
Well, you have to.
365
00:37:00,002 --> 00:37:01,492
Oh!
366
00:37:03,002 --> 00:37:05,493
You... you did it!
367
00:37:06,002 --> 00:37:06,991
Oh...
368
00:37:11,670 --> 00:37:14,286
Hey, what are
you going to do with your
share of the film profits?
369
00:37:14,294 --> 00:37:17,866
I don't know, maybe start
a special effects house.
370
00:37:17,877 --> 00:37:20,368
I hope it comes out
better than the stuff
you rigged here.
371
00:37:20,378 --> 00:37:21,538
Don't laugh at me,
you little son of a...
372
00:37:21,545 --> 00:37:23,001
I will not be laughed at
by a man
373
00:37:23,002 --> 00:37:25,744
whose chief ambition in life
is to produce slasher films!
374
00:37:25,752 --> 00:37:27,834
Chill out, dude.
375
00:37:28,378 --> 00:37:30,369
You're losing
your sense of humor.
376
00:37:39,420 --> 00:37:42,457
Oh, oh, Stop. Stop.
377
00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:45,453
I gotta... Oh, I gotta stop.
378
00:37:45,461 --> 00:37:46,917
One of these days,
379
00:37:47,461 --> 00:37:51,534
I'm gonna tell you
how old I am,
and it'll scare you to death.
380
00:37:51,545 --> 00:37:55,618
All right, listen.
Think you can make it
to the hotel down the street?
381
00:37:55,628 --> 00:37:57,118
Oh, yeah.
382
00:37:57,128 --> 00:38:00,620
Yeah, I could use a bath
and a good meal.
383
00:38:22,336 --> 00:38:23,826
The brainy dude.
384
00:38:24,336 --> 00:38:26,327
He's some sort of Houdin
i or something.
385
00:38:26,336 --> 00:38:29,328
- I'm not finished
with those two yet!
- No, I say that you are!
386
00:38:29,836 --> 00:38:31,326
And no more special effects.
387
00:38:32,336 --> 00:38:35,828
Just bullets. Plain bullets.
388
00:38:39,378 --> 00:38:42,370
Okay, Neil. Okay.
389
00:38:51,294 --> 00:38:54,286
Oh, look at that.
390
00:38:54,294 --> 00:38:56,785
Well, I gotta
hand it to you, kid.
391
00:38:56,794 --> 00:39:00,332
You know that hose gag
and this, this hinge bit.
392
00:39:00,336 --> 00:39:03,783
You're the second most original
thinker that I ever met.
393
00:39:04,336 --> 00:39:05,325
Thanks.
394
00:39:07,794 --> 00:39:09,785
I, uh...
395
00:39:10,336 --> 00:39:12,793
I got a confession
to make, kid.
396
00:39:13,336 --> 00:39:16,328
I get the movies back,
or I don't.
397
00:39:16,336 --> 00:39:21,660
This has been
the most exhilarating day
I've had in 60 years.
398
00:39:22,877 --> 00:39:24,413
Okay.
399
00:39:36,711 --> 00:39:39,703
I don't think
I can run anymore, MacGyver.
400
00:39:41,586 --> 00:39:43,577
You're not gonna
have to, Pinky.
401
00:39:43,586 --> 00:39:45,577
We're gonna make
our stand, right here.
402
00:39:48,628 --> 00:39:50,084
Anything I can do to help?
403
00:39:50,086 --> 00:39:52,623
Well, I'm gonna need
a little time.
404
00:39:53,086 --> 00:39:55,077
You think you can keep
those guys busy for a while?
405
00:39:55,628 --> 00:39:58,620
Are you kidding? Why...
406
00:39:58,628 --> 00:40:02,075
I can do five minutes,
standing on my head. Ha!
407
00:40:26,002 --> 00:40:28,539
Hold it! Back it up.
408
00:40:29,253 --> 00:40:31,289
I think I just saw Pinky.
409
00:40:36,211 --> 00:40:38,748
God, the old man's gone goofy.
410
00:40:38,752 --> 00:40:40,288
Move it.
411
00:40:56,545 --> 00:40:59,207
Come on. Yeah, come on...
412
00:41:05,002 --> 00:41:07,493
Right into the trap.
413
00:41:13,794 --> 00:41:15,785
That's for MacGyver's tires.
414
00:41:20,294 --> 00:41:23,286
Oh, man! This is so bogus!
415
00:41:23,294 --> 00:41:24,750
Come on, Neil!
416
00:41:38,545 --> 00:41:41,708
Don't shoot us. We surrender.
417
00:41:43,169 --> 00:41:45,706
Watch out, Neil.
It could be a trick.
418
00:41:47,711 --> 00:41:48,700
No way.
419
00:41:50,711 --> 00:41:52,247
Let's rock and roll.
420
00:42:32,503 --> 00:42:35,040
It's over, dude-skies.
421
00:42:35,628 --> 00:42:37,744
Nice try.
422
00:42:37,752 --> 00:42:39,242
I don't like it.
423
00:42:39,253 --> 00:42:41,835
- They're up to something.
- No way, man.
424
00:42:42,461 --> 00:42:44,452
It's over.
425
00:42:44,461 --> 00:42:46,793
Nothing personal, boys,
426
00:42:47,294 --> 00:42:50,786
but I'm gonna put you
out of the misery that
Karl here's been creating.
427
00:42:52,794 --> 00:42:55,536
Now drop your arms.
428
00:42:55,545 --> 00:42:58,366
See, I don't want
the autopsy to show
429
00:42:58,378 --> 00:43:02,951
that their hands were up
when this on-duty
peace officer plugged 'em.
430
00:43:05,752 --> 00:43:07,458
I said, drop 'em!
431
00:43:23,961 --> 00:43:26,043
You did it, Pinky!
432
00:43:26,044 --> 00:43:29,286
No, it wasn't me. Uh-uh.
433
00:43:29,294 --> 00:43:32,411
It was you and me.
434
00:43:36,503 --> 00:43:37,959
As a team.
435
00:43:38,503 --> 00:43:41,415
A great team,
that's what it was. Yeah.
436
00:43:41,877 --> 00:43:44,414
It was, well, it was like
Laurel and Hardy.
437
00:43:44,877 --> 00:43:48,415
Or... or the Marx Brothers
or Abbott and Costello.
438
00:43:48,420 --> 00:43:49,409
Yeah.
439
00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:53,413
Oh, yeah, they're here.
They're all here.
440
00:43:54,877 --> 00:43:56,708
Can't you hear 'em?
441
00:43:59,711 --> 00:44:01,247
It's movie magic.
442
00:44:02,253 --> 00:44:05,245
Oh, God, I love this business!
443
00:44:42,234 --> 00:44:45,226
Hey, Pinky.
Why aren't you inside?
444
00:44:45,734 --> 00:44:48,225
Oh, I'm just too nervous.
445
00:44:48,234 --> 00:44:51,226
L... I was shaking
so much inside that...
446
00:44:51,734 --> 00:44:54,225
They were laughing at me
instead of my movies.
447
00:44:54,734 --> 00:44:56,725
No, no, they love 'em.
448
00:44:56,734 --> 00:44:58,725
No.
449
00:44:58,734 --> 00:45:03,273
Come on, Pinky, the movies
are great. They're very funny.
450
00:45:03,734 --> 00:45:08,273
Well, I, I did get
a sweet distribution deal.
451
00:45:08,276 --> 00:45:11,723
And an offer,
to star in a big picture.
452
00:45:12,276 --> 00:45:15,723
You see? That's terrific! What
are you worried about here?
453
00:45:15,734 --> 00:45:18,726
Well, I don't know, I don't
know, I mean, I don't know.
454
00:45:18,734 --> 00:45:21,771
It's just... just...
I'm not used to being
back in the business.
455
00:45:21,775 --> 00:45:24,767
Reborn. A star.
456
00:45:24,775 --> 00:45:27,767
Oh, tell me
I'm not just daydreaming.
457
00:45:30,775 --> 00:45:32,060
I think that's your answer.
458
00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:41,106
Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah,
but, you know
there are no kids in there.
459
00:45:41,109 --> 00:45:42,565
I don't think the kids
are gonna like 'em, do you?
460
00:45:43,109 --> 00:45:45,816
Pinky! Were you always
this nervous in the old days?
461
00:45:45,817 --> 00:45:47,899
Well, I...
Of course I was nervous.
462
00:45:47,901 --> 00:45:50,392
L... l... I invented
the word "nervous."
463
00:45:50,401 --> 00:45:53,893
I mean, I was what they called
a... a basket case.
464
00:45:53,901 --> 00:45:55,391
Well, guess what?
465
00:45:56,401 --> 00:45:58,392
You're back.
466
00:45:58,401 --> 00:45:59,891
All the way back.
467
00:46:01,443 --> 00:46:02,899
You're right.
468
00:46:03,901 --> 00:46:06,893
I'm back! I'm back.
469
00:46:06,901 --> 00:46:08,892
I am back!
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