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"Oh, yeah!"
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Oh! Handsome Lad just knocked
out Barry the Iguana!
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I can't believe it!
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Oh! He did not just do that.
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You never kiss another
man's iguana.
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Defend your little
bunglorfs Hunter!
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Get up, the Barry! Get
the up and the at 'em!
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Of course he's gonna get up,
he's just milking the drama.
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Are you even watching the
same match, Cyborg?!
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You do not get up from
a beating like that!
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- He'll get up.
- No, he won't.
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It is literally impossible!
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I think we are about to
witness the impossible, bro.
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See, he got up.
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Give him the beating
of the down, Barry.
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Oh, oh, oh! Whoa,
that is so brutal.
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Ah, it's over.
Handsome Lad is done.
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No, he's not. Watch.
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He'll get up at the last second.
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- Are you the psychic?
- No! This is all staged.
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You know pro wrestling
is fake, right?
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- Fake?
- Girl, it is super fake, girl.
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They are not even
touching each other.
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Why are you trying to
ruin this for us?!
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Yeah, bro. What do you
have against wrestling?
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Nothing. I love wrestling!
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- Real wrestling.
- You just said it was fake.
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Fake wrestling is fake, but
real wrestling is real!
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There is the real-real wrestling
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- that is the real and not the fake?
- Yeah!
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An ancient and noble
sport that languishes in
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the over-bearing neon
glow of fake wrestling.
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It has all the joys
of fake wrestling,
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without any of the ridiculousness.
I can show you!
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Do you get to wear
cool costumes?
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- The coolest.
- Are there sweet moves?
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- Sweeter than sugar.
- Then let's do it!
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Aw, man, you guys look great!
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- Your wrestling costumes are super cool.
- No, they are not.
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Is this the wrestling costume,
or the old man underwear?
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Ugh! They are super tight, bro.
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I like how they feel. Snug
in all the right places.
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You're wearing official wrestling
singlets and head gears.
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Fine! What else?
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When do I get to come up
the top rope on someone?
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There aren't any
ropes to jump off.
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Then what's to stop us from
falling out of the ring?
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There isn't a ring, just
a mat on the floor.
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Give it a chance. This will teach
you more than showy moves.
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It'll teach you
self-control and pride.
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I don't want that.
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Now everyone get into position.
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It's like we are doing the hugs.
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May I please do the fake
choking-out-of-someone now?
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No! I don't wanna see any pile
drivers, choke-outs, flying elbows,
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or any of that other
non-sportsman like nonsense.
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Just pure, clean
Greco-Roman wrestling.
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This is boring!
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You lied to us, Cyborg. You
said real wrestling was fun.
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No, I sad it was noble and
thought self-control.
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And self-control isn't fun!
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Hey! There's no
yelling in wrestling!
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But yelling is the
best part, bro!
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Let's all yell!
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You can't get worked up like
this when you're real wrestling.
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We tried your precious
sport, Cyborg,
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now, it's time to
get ridiculous.
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Prepare yourselves.
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It's gonna be a Titanic
Titan's takedown.
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I am the Dudley Dandy.
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If looks could kill,
I'd be a wanted man.
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I is the Wild Man, here to
go buck wild on you fools.
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I am the Yeller!
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I speak the loudly for
no apparent reason!
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A slama-lama-moo-moo!
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I am the Grave Mistake
and I'm coming for you!
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For all of you!
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Hi there, I am Victor Stone.
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I hope to have a clean match out here.
Really happy to be here.
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Cyborg...
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- What are you doing here?
- Oh, sorry.
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I'm just trying to wow you with
the restraint and nobility
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- of real wrestling.
- That's not going to work.
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Moving on!
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Pro wrestlers excel in
sounding like whack jobs,
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speaking in crazy metaphors.
Who wants to give it a try?
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The Wild Man will!
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Because I'm the vegan
cream of the crop!
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And the cream always
rises to the top, fools!
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And this cream is the
top of the creams.
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Just looking for some
coffee to dip into.
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If you thought coffee
woke you up before,
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just wait until the cream
of the crop is in there!
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And don't you worry your pretty
little heads off about the
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expense of this cream, it being
the cream of the crop and all,
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because here's a coupon
for a dollar off!
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Oh, yeah!
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That... made no sense.
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I know. Very
impressive Wild Man.
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The speech of Wild has
made me want the coffee!
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You have set the bar very high
in the crazy talk department.
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Well done. Now, for
the best part...
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- You mean fake wrestling?
- Oh. Do you think this is fake?
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Oh, the miseries! The miseries!
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Man, there's like three feet
between the two of you.
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Fake.
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Well, there's nothing fake about
a wrestler's signature move.
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And the Deadly Dandy's
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is the very real and very
deadly designer tux.
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Hiya!
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Now, the bowtie bash!
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The cumber bun rush.
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You feeling the pain, Cyborg?
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No! You didn't even hurt me.
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I know that. It's a
part of the pageantry.
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Now, let us see
some super real...
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The call of the wild!
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The slama-lama-moo-moo!
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It's the six feet under!
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, oh, oh, yeah!
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First, fake wrestling
ruins a noble sport
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and now it's gonna
ruin breakfast.
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Can you smell what the
Wild Man is cooking?
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Ah! Smell good!
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Yes! The toasted bread!
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And it is burned!
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Please, stop screaming.
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The screams will stop
when the Grave Mistake
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puts you six feet under.
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It's too early for this.
I need coffee.
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You can't have coffee without
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the vegan cream that
rises to the top!
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Oh, oh, oh! You
know who's on top?
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The vegan cream, brother!
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The cream! The cream
always rises to the top.
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Hey, get that away from me man.
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Did you just disrespect
the Dandy's tux?
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Nobody disrespects the tux!
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Pocket watch pow!
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One, two, three. It's done!
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All right! That's it!
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Your lives have become too
ridiculous and melodramatic!
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You all have to stop!
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What? Who is going to stop us?
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- You?
- That's right.
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I challenge you to a...
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Come out, Victor! Don't be
late for your own funeral.
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The Deadly Dandy is going to
make you into a fashion no-no.
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Oh, that metal, clashy-clashy.
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Welcome to the jungle, fool!
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Time to prove that
real wrestling
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is superior to fake
wrestling, once and for all!
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How? Are you gonna
bore us to death?
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You may think it's boring,
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but it's a sport steeped in
thousands of years of tradition.
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A beautiful dance between
two noble competitors
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that teaches toughness,
self-confidence and sportsmanship.
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That was beautiful, man. I
wanna join you in this fight.
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- You do?
- You bet I do, bro.
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- Together!
- Forever!
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Let's do this!
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Oh, yeah! The Wild Man
just ran wild on you fool!
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It's a double cross.
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You just fell for the oldest trick
in the fake wrestling book.
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And you just made a big mistake,
letting the tiger out of the cage!
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The gloves are
coming off people,
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because when you mess with
the bull, you get the horns!
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He is speaking in the metaphors!
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Then this should be fun!
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Ah!
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Oh, my goodness! I can't take it!
The pain!
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Oh, the...
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Wait, this is fake.
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I'm getting caught up
in the ridiculousness.
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Need some discipline
and self-control.
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Mind the gap! This is
mildly uncomfortable.
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The bear hug is not very showy.
But it is well executed.
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- You win, bro. You win!
- Just let us go!
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Not until you say it!
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Real wrestling truly
is a noble sport.
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Thank you, Cyborg, for
showing us the light.
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No, thank you.
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For this! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
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That's right. Who's the champ?
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I'm the champ! Woo!
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That's what happens when
you try to stop me!
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All you kids out there, I
want you to eat your veggies,
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I want you drinking
that almond milk.
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Stay in school! Woo! Ow!
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