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"Who's Laughing Now"
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♪ Dirty boy getting clean ♪
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♪ Want to get that
real good green ♪
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♪ Put that soap where it goes ♪
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♪ Put that soap on my toes ♪
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♪ Soap don't get in your nose ♪
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It happened.
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Guys, guys, guys, guys,
guys, guys, look!
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It happened.
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- Nice.
- Welcome to the club!
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♪ Show you what I got ♪
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♪ Feelin' so hot ♪
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♪ Everything that
glitters is gold ♪
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Oh, the wispy hairs.
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Ew. Gross. All of you.
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But they are so soft, Raven.
Like the kitten cat.
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You should be happy
for me, Mama.
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These hairs mean that I
ain't a boy no more.
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As a man.
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Now I gots to do what all
mens do when they be mens.
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And what dos the mens dos?
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- Become a weightlifter.
- Drive fire trucks.
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Show off their armpit
hairs in public.
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No, a mans gots to find
his spirit animal.
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I do not think you should
look for the animal ghosts.
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They're not ghost, girl.
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Spirit animals in which
your life experience.
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They teach you important stuff,
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like how to get by in
this big crazy world.
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It's like college for dudes
who turn into animals.
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Well, I for once support any
form of higher education.
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Uh, isn't higher education
usually really expensive?
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Yes, but if he chooses
the right spirit animal
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it will open a lot
of doors for him.
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That's right, Robin, my man.
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And then me and my hairy
pits will be on easy street.
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He's soft.
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So soft.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. While
spirit animals are great,
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they aren't necessarily
for everyone.
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I'd hate to see you
settle with so much debt
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and in this economy, whoo!
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Personally, I think spirit animals
have just become big business.
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Focus more on sports and
partying, than education.
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Now with the money you'd
spent on spirit animal
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have you instead considered in
investing in, say, a rental property.
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Or what about looking
into a training school?
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Who's talking about
school, Cyborg?
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I'm looking for a spirit
animal, you knucklehead.
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Perhaps this Silky could
be your animal ghost.
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Boo. Boo, boo,
beware the phantom.
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Boo, boo, boo!
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Not feeling it.
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Then we'll go on a
spirit animal tour,
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so you can make an informed
choice like a man.
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Ah, so many animals
to choose from, yo.
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How about a horned frog?
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Ah! Nah.
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Whoa, check out those bears.
Nice.
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That's what I want my
spirit animal to be!
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But the cost of being a
bear is astronomical.
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Maybe you should find
a two-year community
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spirit animal, like
that old donkey.
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Then transfer to the bears.
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In the end you get the
same spirit animal.
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No way, dude. Donks ain't cool.
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I want to be a bear.
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Uh, what up, yo?
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My name is Beast Boy, and
I want to be a bear.
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Yeah, boy!
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- Well, how did it go?
- They were all...
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And I was like...
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And then this one
dude was all like...
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Does that mean you
were accepted?
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Yeah, boy. I'm a bear!
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I have the happy feelings
that you found your place
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amongst the animal ghost bears.
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So, you're really
going to live here?
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It's so gross. There's
bear poop everywhere.
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That ain't poop, Mama.
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My spirit animal already
taught me that is called scat.
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That's going to be my major.
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I'm going to be a Scatman.
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♪ Ta-ta-ta-ta-da-ta-ta-da.
Scat ♪
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- I'm so the proud of you, Beast Boy.
- We all are.
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But how are you going
to pay for this?
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I got some government
loan of salmon and honey.
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Whoa, that's a lot
of salmon and honey.
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It will take forever
to pay that back.
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Once I'm a bear, I'll be rich.
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While data shows having
a good spirit animal
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leads to a better paying
job, there's no guarantee
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those spirit animals are going
to give you the experience
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you need to make it
in the real world.
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Chill out, bro. Whatever.
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I'm a bear and that's
all that matters.
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Now I gots to get to the cave.
Later.
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What up, my bear bros?
I'm ready to learn.
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Hope I gots what it takes.
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Oh, man, a bear party?
Shouldn't we be studying?
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- No.
- I guess a little fun won't hurt.
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Oh, bother.
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No, I'm not really into sports.
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I really came here to
learn about myself.
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No!
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Man. Okay, I get it,
you love sports.
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But, like, this is supposed to
be a higher education, right?
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So if I'm...
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Uh, yeah, cool, yeah.
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Guys, can you keep it down?
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I'm trying to read my
spirit animal book.
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You guys are going to teach
me something? Finally!
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A picnic?
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All that salmon and
honey for this?
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Beast Boy is sure going to be
excited that we're bringing
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him clean clothes and this
care package of goodies.
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You know the rules. You
stepped in the scat.
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- You're a Scatman.
- Argh, fine.
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♪ Ski-bi dibby dib yo da
Dub dub yo da dub dub ♪
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That's some good scatting, bro.
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And I should know,
I'm majoring in it.
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I'm the Scatman.
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♪ Ski-bi dibby dib yo da
Dub dub yo da dub dub ♪
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Beast Boy, how goes your journey
with the spirit animals?
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Oh, these spirit animals.
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Man, all they do is
party, play sports,
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- and steal pick-a-nick baskets.
- You mean, picnic baskets.
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- No, pick-a-nick baskets.
- No, picnic.
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Pick-a-nick. Say it with me.
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- Pick.
- Pick.
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- A.
- A.
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- Nick.
- Nick.
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Whatever, I'm just
saying this is terrible.
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I think you're right, Cyborg.
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I should have bought
a rent-o-property.
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- Booyah. Told ya.
- Well, consider it a lesson learned.
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But now I'm in salmon
and honey debt
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and the government
is going to kill me!
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No way. We're going to get
that salmon and honey back
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from those garbage
spirit animals.
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But we're going to have to
beat them at their own game.
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Education?
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Spirit animals don't
care about no education!
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I'm talking about football!
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Okay, spirit animals,
the rules are simple.
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You win, you keep the
salmon and honey.
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We win, he gets it all back.
Agreed?
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We need a field
goal for the win.
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Are you cray? It's too far.
I can't kick it from here.
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Maybe you can't,
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but have you considered a
two-year spirit animal?
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It's a lot cheaper and
without the distractions
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of sports and partying, you
can focus on learning.
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I knows what you're saying, bro.
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My spirit animal is going to be
a two-year community donkey!
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In your face, bears.
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Guess that means you
guys give me back
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all that salmon
and honey, fools.
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That's what you get
for convincing people
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to spent thousands of dollars
just to learn things
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they could figure out for free.
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Leave them with
an amount of debt
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and a useless piece of paper
that reads, "Diploma."
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They're pedaling a dream
that doesn't exist anymore.
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The bears are doing this?
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That's right. We don't
need to learn nothing!
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- As a man.
- Whoo! Look at those pits.
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♪ Show you what I got ♪
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♪ Feelin' so hot ♪
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♪ Everything that
glitters is gold ♪
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