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Professor's
lab notes, final entry.
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Time has been frozen for
an unknown length of time.
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With no time to lose,
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I began tunneling through time
in search of Fry and Leela,
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only to find them suffering
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from a case of extreme old.
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Horrified, I offered
to reset the universe
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to the instant
before time stopped.
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They could be young once more.
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Still grotesquely
ugly, but young.
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- What do you say?
Wanna go around again?
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- I do.
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- D-Did someone switch
the universe off and on?
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- It feels like we got rebooted!
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- Ugh! Why is my beer stale?
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Yay! I'm
sharing backwash with friends!
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Well, whatever happened
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the important thing is it
will never, ever happen...
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again.
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Robot?
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- Nah, I'm just
yankin' your ass.
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We're back, baby!
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Good
news, everyone!
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My new wrinkle
cream has arrived!
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Also, we seem to have
survived a massive disruption
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in the flow of time.
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Did we get older? Younger?
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Science holds no answers.
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- Does science know
what year it is?
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- Science knows everything!
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Let's check the atomic calendar.
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Hermes,
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move that espresso maker out of
the way of the atomic calendar!
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Good lord!
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It's the year 3023!
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- Finally. I thought he'd
never stop yammering.
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Oh, I've only
just begun yammering!
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I shall now expound
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on the science of
explosive botulism.
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- Have I really spent
23 years in the future?
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- We call it the
present, but spluttever.
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- Twenty-three years, and
I've achieved nothing.
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Nothing!
- It's really sad, if you think about it.
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- Yeah. Laugh all you want,
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but I've wasted
enough of my life.
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It's time I set myself a goal.
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- Stop it!
- Ow!
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But he said laugh all you want!
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- I don't care. If Fry wants
to set a goal for himself,
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we should support him,
not point and laugh.
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Oh, right. I forgot to point.
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Ow! ZOIDBERG: Ow.
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Life's
goal, life's goal...
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- Have you considered donating
your legs to the legless?
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- Or destroying documents
for the shredder-less?
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- Let's leave this up to Fry.
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He just needs a little
peace and quiet.
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Not on my watch!
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- That's it! I've got my goal!
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- And so quickly! What is it?
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- J, Philip I. Fry.
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I-I mean, I, Philip J. Fry,
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hereby pledge to watch
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every TV show ever made!
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I don't know, meatbag.
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There's a mighty deep
diaper of content out there.
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- I eat diapers for breakfast.
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It'll take a lot of sitting,
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but with the world's fourth-most
popular streaming service,
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I can do it.
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I'm subscribing to...
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Fulu!
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- Leela, aren't you
gonna stop this?
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- I should, but I don't
wanna crush his dreams.
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Hermes, can you
crush his dreams?
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- Oh, no. You're not fobbing
that girlfriend duty off on me.
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- A lifetime of laziness
gives me a huge head start.
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Watched
it. Watched it.
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Hate-watched it.
Hate-watched it twice.
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- Kif has a single
friend. His name is Zapp.
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- Stop. I said I would
support Fry's dumb goal,
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and I will.
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I say go for it.
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- Thanks, Leela. Ooh!
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The Scary Mirror!
That sounds scary.
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You're entering
a show that is slightly different
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from previous, very
similar shows.
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What was once a creepy
story about a book
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is now about an E-reader
that's too greasy to hold.
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And that one with the
phone call from the devil?
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Now, it's a FaceTime
call from the devil.
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The devil part didn't
change.
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Prepare to see your
unflattering reflection in...
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The Scary Mirror.
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- Hey, Sniri! Get
off your fat squiggle
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and make me a dinner reservation
at Impassable Burger!
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And check the price of my NFTs
'cause I'm an important tech guy!
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Reservation
confirmed. NFTs worthless.
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- What?! You shoulda told me to sell
them! Any idiot could do your job!
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What the hell, Sniri?
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From now on, I'll be
asking the stupid questions.
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Such as, "What's the weather
right outside my damn window?"
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And, um, "How does a
steering wheel work?"
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- Wow. Whatever just happened
really makes you think.
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- It sure do.
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TV, dumb it down for me.
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- Bam!
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- Aw...
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What is the
deal with non-binary robots?
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Wow. PC Crowd.
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- Without Fry's interruptions,
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efficiency is up
32 perc... Mm...
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- Well, my butt's numb,
and my remote hand is dead,
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but all I have left is the
final season of All My Circuits.
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- Which final season? They got
canceled, like, three or four times.
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- Pfft! Loserama!
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- The final final season,
from 10 years ago.
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I wonder how many
episodes were in it?
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- Mm, twelve... No. Thirteen...
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thousand and twenty.
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- 13,020? But... But...
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I'll never make it!
I'm sorry, Leela.
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I'll never be able to watch
enough TV to make you proud of me.
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It might
actually be possible.
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But... No.
- What? What is it?
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- It's risky, but we
have a technology now
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that allows you to
watch all the episodes
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in one continuous stretch.
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We call it... bingeing.
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No, no! [gasps] What?
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- Sounds great! I'll do it!
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- You don't understand, Fry!
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Bingeing doesn't mean
what it did in your day!
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- Drinking two six-packs and
barfing in my mom's jewelry box?
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- Ew! No! It means strapping
into these bingeing goggles
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that drill directly
into your brain.
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- Fry, don't be
the idiot you are.
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Before you go jabbing
into your visual cortex,
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I implore you to...
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Ow! My cortex!
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- I maintain that this is
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a catastrophically
boneheaded idea.
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But, if you're going to binge,
you'll need a still suit.
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- Why is it called a still suit?
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- Because you'll be
sitting perfectly still.
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And I can't have you
soiling my binge-a-lounger.
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- Engage hoses!
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- I'm not entirely sure
which is the air hose
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and which is the waste hose.
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But, live and
learn.
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- Farewell, Leela.
And always remember...
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♪ All My Circuits
organ theme playing ♪
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All My Circuits
is brought to you by...
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Honey Bunches of Springs.
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Everybody loves Honey
Bunches of Springs!
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Except humans.
Fatal for humans.
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- Calculon! But you weren't due back
from the time travel convention until...
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- Yesterday?!
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- He's been streaming for
months without a single break.
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- No wonder you find
him so attractive.
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- The waste buckets indicate
strong bowel function.
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Now, let's see how his
brain is holding up
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to this sensory assault.
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Oh, dear.
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- Is that the TV signal
or Fry's brainwaves?
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- Both!
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Fry's feeble mind has been
overpowered by the binge.
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He's losing touch with reality!
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It's true!
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He's not responding to any of
the sounds or smells I'm making.
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- As long as Fry doesn't run
out of episodes, he'll be okay.
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But if he reaches the end
of the series, God forbid,
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his consciousness
will be severed!
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Much as this hedge clipper
severs Leela's ponytail.
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- Hey!
- Oh, boo-hoo!
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It's a metaphor. Don't
take it literally.
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- But, Fry will
become a vegetable!
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- Yum! I mean sad.
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- This is all my fault.
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Actually, it's
mostly Fry's fault,
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but it's a little my fault!
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- We have to find some way
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to extricate Fry from
Fulu's iron grip.
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I'll put on my thinking cap.
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- There's not much time.
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He's almost out of episodes
of All My Circuits.
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- Maybe they'll
drop a new season.
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- Eh, fat chance, sweatpants.
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It got canceled 10 years ago.
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TV shows don't come
back after that. No way!
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Not on broadcast or cable.
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- What about Fulu? They'll
bring back any old crap!
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Good thinking!
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Maybe we can get them to reboot
it as a streaming series.
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- We'll start a fan campaign,
with letters and a viral hashtag!
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- Pfft. That's a recipe for
failure. Let's go punch somebody.
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- Have a good one.
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- Tell us why you think
you can punch your way
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into the Fulu executive suite.
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- And if we can
validate your parking.
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- Alright. Here's our pitch.
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Remember that show
All My Circuits?
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- The one that got
canceled three times?
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- Exactly!
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New episodes of that!
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That's our pitch.
- Conferencing.
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I'm going to have to say...
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- Hard.
- Pass.
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- All My Circus reruns have
a devoted robot fan base,
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but they rarely buy anything
from our advertisers.
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- Correction. New data
indicates a sudden uptick
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in buying by viewers.
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- Correction. One viewer.
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- Sweet jerk venison
of Turkmenistan!
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Fry ordered all this junk?
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Robot cereal. Robot noodles.
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Robot oil. Oh,
wait. That's mine.
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- So, what do you say?
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How about picking up All My
Circuits for 20 episodes?
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- With an option for 20 more!
- Maybe a movie?
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- Hm. Against my better
judgment programing,
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I'm going to greenlight
the project.
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- Woo-hoo!
- Points on the back end!
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- Now, there's one teensy hitch.
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You know the star of the
show, Calculon? He's dead.
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- Everything is negotiable.
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- Hell yes, you can
have him! Scale plus 10.
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And if he dies
again, no backsies.
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Hey, Calculon! CALCULON: Yes?
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- You're wanted on set!
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- Oh, glorious rapture.
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To return to the draped
proscenium once more...
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- Will you shut up and get
into the resurrection cannon?
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- Alright, it's great to be back.
Truly humbled. All the usual crap.
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Places, everyone! Places!
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- Ah...
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Where is my assistant? I
need help finding my mark.
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- Uh, I'm Mark.
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More coffee, Mr. Calculon?
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- Yes, I do need to
expel more coffee.
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Professor
to Hollywood. Come in, Hollywood.
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- Talk to me. How many
episodes does Fry have left?
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- Two. And one of
them is a clip show.
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- But that means...
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- Indeed. If you don't crank
out new episodes quickly,
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Fry will be dead by lunch.
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I'm having ham salad.
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00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:38,569
- But, this is impossible. To
keep them from running out,
249
00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:41,906
we'll need to produce an
hour-long episode every hour,
250
00:13:41,907 --> 00:13:44,533
nonstop, forever!
251
00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:47,286
- If Law & Order can
do it, so can you.
252
00:13:47,287 --> 00:13:48,830
Professor out!
253
00:13:49,581 --> 00:13:51,582
Futurama is
brought to you by...
254
00:13:52,959 --> 00:13:55,461
- Slurm Zero! None
of the flavor,
255
00:13:55,462 --> 00:13:56,879
all of the addiction!
256
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,381
Whimmy-wham-wham-wozzle!
257
00:14:06,765 --> 00:14:09,225
- Monique, my love.
Will you be my...
258
00:14:09,226 --> 00:14:11,352
- Cut! Next episode! Action!
259
00:14:11,353 --> 00:14:13,688
Plumber?
260
00:14:21,112 --> 00:14:23,572
- Fry better not be
puttin' this robot junk
261
00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:24,990
on the corporate credit card.
262
00:14:24,991 --> 00:14:28,244
That's exclusively for my
one-man business dinners.
263
00:14:28,245 --> 00:14:31,413
- Hermes, quit your low-stakes
embezzling and look at this.
264
00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:34,833
Fry is now streaming
at double speed!
265
00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:37,503
I'll mirror his view on the TV.
266
00:14:37,504 --> 00:14:39,255
Oh, how
I love the illicit thrill
267
00:14:39,256 --> 00:14:41,507
of cheating on my husband with
an actual flesh-and-blood human.
268
00:14:41,508 --> 00:14:44,426
A filthy, filthy human.
So squishy and gooey.
269
00:14:44,427 --> 00:14:46,637
You're like a sexy
water balloon.
270
00:14:46,638 --> 00:14:48,556
The
thrill is all mine, Monique.
271
00:14:48,557 --> 00:14:49,890
I've never been on
a swan boat before.
272
00:14:49,891 --> 00:14:50,933
Calculon!
273
00:14:50,934 --> 00:14:52,726
Monique, how
could you? And with Human Friend,
274
00:14:52,727 --> 00:14:54,270
the very person I've been
cheating on you with.
275
00:14:54,271 --> 00:14:55,729
Calculon, how could you?
276
00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:58,065
And with Human Friend, the very
person I've been cheating on you with.
277
00:14:58,066 --> 00:15:01,402
- Calculon, Monique, how could you?
- Enough. We're stuck in a loop.
278
00:15:01,403 --> 00:15:02,861
- I just hope we can
come to some agreement,
279
00:15:02,862 --> 00:15:04,363
and that this boat can
hold six tons of steel.
280
00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:12,454
- He's streaming at double
speed? Why not just slow it down?
281
00:15:12,455 --> 00:15:16,584
- Because Fry's brain is in a
very precarious binge-state.
282
00:15:16,585 --> 00:15:20,462
Any change, even refilling the
Dorito bowl, could kill him.
283
00:15:20,463 --> 00:15:22,131
Oh, no! PROFESSOR : Oh, yes.
284
00:15:22,132 --> 00:15:25,217
You've got to make
episodes faster. Faster!
285
00:15:25,218 --> 00:15:27,928
- We're already making an
hour-long show every hour.
286
00:15:27,929 --> 00:15:29,930
That's the fastest
it can be done!
287
00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:31,432
Nonsense, Leela.
288
00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:34,518
Why, I am the spokesman
for fast acting.
289
00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:37,521
- You're the spokesman for
fast-acting hemorrhoid cream.
290
00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:39,899
- Your point?
- I have none.
291
00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:43,193
- A robot actor of my
caliber can act at speeds
292
00:15:43,194 --> 00:15:47,072
far beyond what even the greatest
human actors can achieve.
293
00:15:48,074 --> 00:15:51,744
To be or not to be.
That is the question.
294
00:15:51,745 --> 00:15:53,954
Whether 'tis nobler in the
mind to suffer the slings and arrows...
295
00:16:00,378 --> 00:16:02,004
- You missed a line.
296
00:16:02,005 --> 00:16:03,631
- Can you direct
at double speed?
297
00:16:03,632 --> 00:16:05,382
- I don't know. Can you
pay at double scale?
298
00:16:05,383 --> 00:16:08,469
It's not my money. Just
yell action really, really fa...
299
00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:09,512
- Action!
300
00:16:10,347 --> 00:16:12,827
Calculon,
I've come to tell you that...
301
00:16:14,142 --> 00:16:16,143
- Um...
- Cut! What happened?
302
00:16:16,144 --> 00:16:19,898
- The script pages stopped uploading.
- It's those damned lazy writers!
303
00:16:20,899 --> 00:16:23,567
Can't even manage to write an
hour-long episode every 15 minutes.
304
00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:25,737
- I died doing what I hated.
305
00:16:26,988 --> 00:16:28,322
- Can't you just ad lib?
306
00:16:28,323 --> 00:16:31,867
- Asking an actor to ad
lib is like asking a...
307
00:16:31,868 --> 00:16:33,994
guy to... five.
308
00:16:33,995 --> 00:16:35,704
So I'll just
write the scripts.
309
00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:39,041
- Any idiot could be a TV
writer. - Many are.
310
00:16:39,042 --> 00:16:40,459
- How hard can it be?
311
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,127
I love you, Calculon.
312
00:16:42,128 --> 00:16:43,337
Let's do it, baby.
313
00:16:43,338 --> 00:16:44,588
Bender is great.
314
00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:45,965
And fade to black.
315
00:16:45,966 --> 00:16:48,969
- You're hired!
- Hello, Writer's Guild.
316
00:16:57,769 --> 00:16:59,770
I'm afraid
he'll never calculate again.
317
00:16:59,771 --> 00:17:01,564
- Or he'll do so inaccurately.
- Let's do it, baby.
318
00:17:01,565 --> 00:17:02,773
- Bender is great.
- Cut!
319
00:17:02,774 --> 00:17:06,735
Okay, reset for scene 31,652B...
320
00:17:11,116 --> 00:17:13,117
- Was that heart attack
part of the script?
321
00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:15,369
No, but leave it in. It's hilarious.
322
00:17:15,370 --> 00:17:17,162
- Fry's life is on the line.
323
00:17:17,163 --> 00:17:19,790
It's all up to me as
executive producer.
324
00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:22,751
Action! I mean, action!
325
00:17:23,962 --> 00:17:26,380
Louder and funnier!
Smile faster!
326
00:17:26,381 --> 00:17:28,299
Act
better! Less nuance!
327
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,718
That was terrible! Next scene!
328
00:17:30,719 --> 00:17:32,928
Action! Cut! Action! I mean,
cut!
329
00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:36,099
Action! And... cut!
330
00:17:42,272 --> 00:17:45,399
- Wow. Great writing,
everyone. That's a wrap!
331
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,235
What exactly happened in that episode?
332
00:17:48,236 --> 00:17:50,696
I won an
Emmy, that's what.
333
00:17:50,697 --> 00:17:54,450
Okay, everyone,
take five... seconds. Next episode!
334
00:17:54,451 --> 00:17:55,534
- Hang on, Leela.
335
00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:58,913
I think the execubots have
some constructive notes.
336
00:18:03,335 --> 00:18:06,921
- This is very hard for me to
say, Leela, so he'll say it.
337
00:18:06,922 --> 00:18:10,299
- We love everything about this
show. It's not working at all.
338
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,800
You're canceled.
339
00:18:12,928 --> 00:18:16,680
- You'll always be an important
part of the Fulu family.
340
00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:17,806
Get out!
341
00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:20,476
- But, our friend Fry...
342
00:18:20,477 --> 00:18:21,894
He's gonna die...
343
00:18:21,895 --> 00:18:23,395
- Strike the set.
344
00:18:34,783 --> 00:18:36,325
How does a
show get canceled
345
00:18:36,326 --> 00:18:38,160
this many times?
346
00:18:38,161 --> 00:18:39,328
By this many networks?!
347
00:18:40,997 --> 00:18:42,414
- Bad news, Professor.
348
00:18:42,415 --> 00:18:44,375
They won't let us make
any more episodes.
349
00:18:44,376 --> 00:18:46,126
- That is bad news.
350
00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:49,004
Especially since I
have... good news!
351
00:18:49,005 --> 00:18:51,882
Kidnap the actors and
get back here at once!
352
00:18:55,262 --> 00:18:57,972
Fry's down to the
very last episode,
353
00:18:57,973 --> 00:19:00,307
but he still has one slim hope.
354
00:19:00,308 --> 00:19:03,018
We've got to gradually
shift his focus
355
00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:06,188
from the streaming world
back to the real world.
356
00:19:06,189 --> 00:19:08,524
- Is that safe?
- God, no!
357
00:19:08,525 --> 00:19:11,235
While he watches
the finale on Fulu,
358
00:19:11,236 --> 00:19:14,947
you'll simultaneously perform
it live in front of him.
359
00:19:14,948 --> 00:19:17,366
- You're asking me to
perform a second take?
360
00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:18,951
- No, no!
361
00:19:18,952 --> 00:19:22,454
Think of it as live theater for
one unconscious audience member.
362
00:19:22,455 --> 00:19:25,040
- Ah, like the Milwaukee
Shakespeare Festival.
363
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:26,584
- Exactly!
364
00:19:26,585 --> 00:19:28,627
And action.
365
00:19:34,801 --> 00:19:38,304
Easing Fry back
to normal viewing speed.
366
00:19:43,351 --> 00:19:46,020
Now, we'll gradually
decrease the opacity
367
00:19:46,021 --> 00:19:47,980
of his bingeing goggles.
368
00:19:47,981 --> 00:19:51,817
Gently... Gently...
369
00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:56,947
- Monique, Boxy,
370
00:19:56,948 --> 00:20:00,075
the feelings between each
distinct subset of two of us
371
00:20:00,076 --> 00:20:01,952
are too intense to bear.
372
00:20:01,953 --> 00:20:05,915
We find ourselves the vertices
of a classic love triangle.
373
00:20:05,916 --> 00:20:09,585
- It's a three-variable
equation with only one solution.
374
00:20:09,586 --> 00:20:12,004
X equals suicide.
375
00:20:16,843 --> 00:20:20,763
- Does this love triangle
have room for one more vertex?
376
00:20:20,764 --> 00:20:22,139
- Technically, yes,
377
00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:25,226
though it would then
constitute a love tetrahedron.
378
00:20:25,227 --> 00:20:27,102
Allow me to illustrate
with a model.
379
00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:34,652
Bringing Fry back to reality in three...
380
00:20:34,653 --> 00:20:35,778
Two...
381
00:20:35,779 --> 00:20:37,447
- Hey, where'd I put my cigar?
382
00:20:41,409 --> 00:20:42,493
Zounds!
383
00:20:46,748 --> 00:20:49,833
Thank you... Milwaukee.
384
00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,299
- Somebody other
than me do something!
385
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:58,425
- I'll put out the fire!
386
00:20:59,511 --> 00:21:01,513
- No! That's battery acid!
387
00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:13,274
- Oops.
- He's dead!
388
00:21:13,275 --> 00:21:16,819
I killed him by encouraging
his hopes and dreams!
389
00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:19,697
How could I have
been so stupid?!
390
00:21:22,534 --> 00:21:23,534
- What up?
391
00:21:27,581 --> 00:21:29,999
- I'm afraid I
have bad news, Fry.
392
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,542
You're dead.
- I am?
393
00:21:31,543 --> 00:21:34,378
- Fry! You weren't in the suit?
394
00:21:34,379 --> 00:21:35,671
- What? No.
395
00:21:35,672 --> 00:21:37,840
I got out of that thing,
like, two days ago.
396
00:21:37,841 --> 00:21:39,884
I decided to catch
up on my reading.
397
00:21:39,885 --> 00:21:41,594
I'm sorry, Leela.
398
00:21:41,595 --> 00:21:43,888
You must be pretty
disappointed in me.
399
00:21:43,889 --> 00:21:47,349
- No. I'm just glad you're okay.
400
00:21:47,350 --> 00:21:50,644
And I promise I'll never
be supportive again.
401
00:21:50,645 --> 00:21:52,062
- Thanks, Leela.
402
00:21:52,063 --> 00:21:54,732
You know, I really did
try to achieve my goal.
403
00:21:54,733 --> 00:21:57,192
I even turned up the
playback to double speed,
404
00:21:57,193 --> 00:21:59,570
but I just couldn't get
through the last few episodes.
405
00:21:59,571 --> 00:22:01,780
I mean, they were unwatchable.
406
00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:05,743
The writing and the executive producing
really went downhill towards the end.
407
00:22:05,744 --> 00:22:08,120
- Hey, I may not
be a great writer,
408
00:22:08,121 --> 00:22:10,498
but at least I filled
the allotted air time.
409
00:22:10,999 --> 00:22:12,959
To the second. Fade to black.
410
00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:19,256
- We now go live
to the White House
411
00:22:19,257 --> 00:22:22,843
for the presidential summit on the
dangers of streaming television.
412
00:22:22,844 --> 00:22:25,512
- I understand it's
destroying our young people.
413
00:22:25,513 --> 00:22:28,098
That is my job!
414
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:31,394
- Aroo!
415
00:22:31,895 --> 00:22:34,939
Now, Mr. Fry, I understand
you recently endured
416
00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:37,691
a terrible ordeal while
doing something stupid
417
00:22:37,692 --> 00:22:39,652
involving streaming television.
418
00:22:39,653 --> 00:22:41,320
- That's right, Your Majesty.
419
00:22:41,321 --> 00:22:43,739
- And what lesson, if
any, did you learn?
420
00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:45,449
- Well, first, I guess,
421
00:22:45,450 --> 00:22:48,452
don't reboot a show if the
quality isn't gonna be there.
422
00:22:52,332 --> 00:22:55,084
But, more importantly,
let me say this.
423
00:22:55,085 --> 00:22:57,628
Viewers must binge responsibly.
424
00:22:57,629 --> 00:23:00,673
The same way they smoke
cigarettes or drink bleach.
425
00:23:00,674 --> 00:23:02,591
In my opinion, they must stream
426
00:23:02,592 --> 00:23:05,761
no more than 10
episodes in a row.
427
00:23:05,762 --> 00:23:07,846
And no less.
428
00:23:10,684 --> 00:23:13,185
But it's not just the
viewers' responsibility.
429
00:23:13,186 --> 00:23:16,564
Any TV show that truly
cares about its audience,
430
00:23:16,565 --> 00:23:19,149
that loves and respects
them, should...
431
00:23:19,150 --> 00:23:23,070
no... must be canceled
every few years.
432
00:23:23,071 --> 00:23:25,990
It's simply the
right thing to do.
433
00:23:29,953 --> 00:23:31,871
Thank you.
434
00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:38,335
- Sobering thoughts from
some drug-addled weirdo.
435
00:23:38,336 --> 00:23:40,796
Goodnight, God bless Earth,
436
00:23:40,797 --> 00:23:42,298
and aroo.
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