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I'm in.
We're on site.
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Affirmative, Pony Boy.
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We've got a lock
on the target's cellphone
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20 meters northwest of you.
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I don't like it.
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He's been a ghost
for three days,
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and suddenly we get a ping?
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Maybe he couldn'tfind his charger.
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Alright, team.
Eyes open!
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This could be a trap.
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Ugh. Why do they always have to
be "pre-dawn," these raids?
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I mean, what's wrong
with a nice pre-noon raid?
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Like a brunch raid?
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Oh, no.
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Hank?
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Buddy?
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Agh!
The hell you people doin'?!
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Tryin' ta sleep!
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Negative.
It's not him.
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It ain't Hank.
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It's not him.
It's not him.
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Told you this was
a waste of time.
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Ugh! What would Hank be doing
in Queens anyway?
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Nobody goes to Queens.
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I-I live in Queens.
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My point exactly.
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Cut the chatter,
you two!
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Yeah, dad, shh!
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Shush me.
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Give.
That's mine!
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Where'd you get this?
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B-Batman gave it to me!
Give it!
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Where is he?
Where is Hank Ven--
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Samson! Something big just went
kablooey five blocks south.
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Heat signature's
off the charts.
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Pull your team
and check it out!
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Alright, you heard the man!
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Let's pull out, people!
Move, move!
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Where are they going?
W-what about Hank?
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Ugh...
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Can't believe I got up
early for this.
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No!
Absolutely not!
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You people broke into my home,
kidnapped me,
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dragged me to your
Honeycomb Hideout.
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And now you want, what?
My blood?
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It's just a little
cheek swab.
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Two seconds and
I'll be outta your...
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b-business.
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Well, you're not
getting a swab,
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so I guess our business
is done here.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I've a very important product
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launch to prepare for,
and my morning's
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already been shot
to hell.
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Don't you understand?
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We need to determine
conclusively whether you
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and The Monarch
are related.
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What? Are you making
your Christmas card list?
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Why should I care
if your husband
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is some fifth cousin
thrice removed?
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This is a Guild matter,
I'm not here as
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The Monarch's wife.
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Oh, that much is obvious.
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I don't see
a wedding ring.
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I'm wearing gloves.
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I think I know what this
is really about.
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You and I have had a certain
unspoken sexual tension
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between us for years,
meow.
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Ugh. No.
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And this is where
you play your part,
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by denying it,
because you must.
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You're a married woman.
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So you come here,
wishing on a swab
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to find
some tiny speck of magic
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Rusty dust deep inside
that husband of yours.
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Oh, I can see by the look
on your face
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I've struck a nerve.
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What was that?
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They're calling it off!
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They're calling off
the search for Hank!
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"O.S.I."
Office of...Stupid...
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Idiots!
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Daddy's working, Dean.
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Daddy's receptionist
should've told you that.
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Well, I can see
you're very busy, Dr. Venture,
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and I'm not getting
anywhere with you,
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so I won't take up
any more of your time.
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They said they "don't have
the resources"
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to keep looking for him
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'cuz some frog guy
blew up or something.
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Plus he isn't really "missing"
because he left
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on his own recong--
reco-- recka--
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Recognizance.
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Well, they have a point-
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Wh-?
Didn't I have a coffee?
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I have to find him!
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We have to find him!
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He could be laying dead
in a ditch somewhere!
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Not a lot of ditches
in New York, son.
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Dead in a gutter,
maybe.
Pop!
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Why aren't you more worried
about Hank?!
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Because he's Hank.
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He does this.
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He runs off and
does crazy things
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and then he comes
back home again.
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Remember when he tried to run
away to the North Pole
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because Santa
didn't get him a go-kart?
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He was gone for three
whole days,
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until Brock finally
found him in a--
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Wait, he actually was dead
in a ditch that time.
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Anyway, right now,
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the best thing you can do
for Hank is to go
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back to school
and live your life.
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How will that help?
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Because that school
is costing me a fortune.
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Pop, unbelievable!
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Doc, we've got a huge problem
with the new product!
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Do I even have
a receptionist?
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Ugh.
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Hmm?
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Heh.
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H-Heyyyyy, honey.
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Get in the car.
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You, too, Gary.
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What are you trying
to prove?
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Exactly what I'd ask you!
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What are you trying
to prove?
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The answer better be that
Dr. Venture isn't related to me!
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I just collected better DNA
and we'll run proper tests,
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then the Guild
will redefine your status.
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Oh, I have been jerked around
for years by your Guild.
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They made me a Level Ten!
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Now I'm supposed
to sit around and wait...again!
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There are very
specific rules.
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No arching Venture till
we define his relation to you.
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I'm sorry.
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You really don't get this.
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Get what?
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I am a super villain
that hates Dr. Venture.
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That is the way it is, has been,
and will always be.
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That's what I do!
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Ever since you became
a Councilwoman for the Guild,
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I've been unable to be --
to be me!
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I know.
I swear I do.
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But you have to just hang
on a little longer.
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Hold on.
You said that years ago.
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Yes?
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Of course I'm sitting down.
Who stands up in a limo?
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No! Are you ser--
When?
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Call an Emergency session
of the Council of Thirteen!
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I'll be right there!
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Driver!
Pull over.
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What is this?
What's happening?
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I'm sorry, sweetie.
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I have work in the city,
so you're gonna need
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to take the PATH Train.
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Unreal.
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Just unreal.
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Uh, thank you for the ride,
Mrs. Monarch.
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Oh, God.
Has it become sentient?
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No, no, that's not --
Phew.
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And my father's brain
isn't trapped inside of it?
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What? No.
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Well then,
what's the big problem?
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White, a demonstration?
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Turn it up.
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Well, it sounds great.
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Glad I insisted
on upgrading
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the superconductors
in those speakers.
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Wait.
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Uh-huh. Alright.
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Nothing a few
stick'ems can't solve.
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Whoa!
When did we add that?!
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We didn't, Rust!
That's the problem!
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We need to stop the launch,
open this thing up,
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re-tool it,
and fix whatever the bug is --
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Oh, for the love of Benji, this
is what you're panicking about?
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This is a feature,
not a bug.
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Levitating
personal assistant!
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Who else is doing this?
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Stop the music.
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Gaaaahhhh!
Son of a -- Ngh!
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That could've been
a baby's head.
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Now do you get it?!
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Well, we can't
stop the launch!
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Look around you!
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We've got thousands
of these things ready to ship.
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The fate of the company
is literally riding
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on this product!
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Yeah,
about that, Doc.
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Since ye insisted on
all them modifications
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to the original design...
Improvements.
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...the bleedin' things cost more
to manufacture
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than we was gonna
sell 'em fer!
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VenTech'll actually lose money
on every unit she sell!
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So, basically you
Blue Monday-ed it.
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You knows I hates ta say it,
I been with this company
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since she first set sail,
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but it might be time
to consider filin' fer--
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Don't even.
I am not bankrupt.
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Here's what I am going to do:
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You're gonna jack up the price
and change all the advertising.
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And you two are gonna
figure out how to...
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not crush babies or whatever.
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We're launching tomorrow,
gentlemen!
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Get to work!
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Oh, stop it!
They're not replacing you.
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No, no, no, it's an homage!
Helper!
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Hey, c'mon.
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You owe me $2.75.
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Dude...
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villain!
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Stop pointing.
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So what, who cares?
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She's in colors!
Let's go talk to her.
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No, just come on,
just leave it.
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I've never seen her before,
and she's blazing colors.
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I'm gonna talk to her!
No, just w--
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There he goes.
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Colors!
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Oh, hi, you're dressed like me,
will you be my friend?
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Well, of course I will because
we have so much in common.
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Do you like food?
I love food.
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Really, me too.
Do you like sleep and shelter?
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This is amazing, it's like
you can read my mind.
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Oh, you're kidding me?
How did he get her number?
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Oh, a thumbs up.
Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, h-hi, thank you
for dragging me in--
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Oh, my God.
Debbie?!
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Call me!
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Did you see that?!
That was awesome!
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Never saw that coming.
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Hey, hey, here's crazy:
that was my ex.
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Look at that hole.
No debris.
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Mapped trajectory
heat laser.
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That's state of the art shit
right there.
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How did she get that?
The Guild doesn't have that.
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The Guild has a giant
boxing glove
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on the end
of a big rusty spring.
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Well, Mantilla's not Guild!
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She's from ARCH.
She gave me her card.
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And she knew who you were,
which was weird.
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Dude, not weird!
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For one,
I am the Mighty Monarch.
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And for two, that's my ex!
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That was your ex?
You dated Mantilla?
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Yes!
She wasn't Mantilla then.
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You should've asked her
for a ride
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because there's no way the
train's coming after all that.
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There were casualties.
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Is it me or is every new show
about super heroes?
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I can't keep up!
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It's like a job trying
to follow this nonsense.
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"Inhumans?"
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Did I have to watch fake
X-Men on the moon
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to understand the movies?
256
00:12:34,355 --> 00:12:36,989
Gentlemen,
this isn't a TV show.
257
00:12:36,991 --> 00:12:38,423
This just happened.
258
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,926
This is a real,
unlicensed arching.
259
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:44,731
And does anyone recognize
the primary antagonist?
260
00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:46,131
He's not one of ours.
261
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,000
I don't recognize him.
262
00:12:48,002 --> 00:12:50,168
Well, how about now?
263
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:53,038
You mean to tell me that
extra-cool lizard guy
264
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:56,775
and H.R. Pufnstuf there are
the same antagonist?
265
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,678
This is Brickfrog.
266
00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:01,748
EMA Level One, powers include
holding a brick
267
00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,115
and shouting his name.
268
00:13:03,117 --> 00:13:04,717
Pays his dues, keeps low.
269
00:13:04,719 --> 00:13:07,754
Then last week he suddenly quits
with a note stating
270
00:13:07,756 --> 00:13:10,355
"Later losers,"
signed Brick Frog
271
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,525
with like
10 exclamation points.
272
00:13:12,527 --> 00:13:15,260
Oh, right: "Brickfrog!"
273
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:18,230
Brickfrog!
Yes, yes, Brickfrog!
274
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:20,032
Brickfrog!
Brickfrog!
275
00:13:20,034 --> 00:13:22,635
He was jovial chap.
276
00:13:22,637 --> 00:13:24,537
Okay, fine!
So what?
277
00:13:24,539 --> 00:13:27,139
Someone had a rich aunt die
and went out on their own.
278
00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:29,676
How does this warrant
an emergency Council Meeting?
279
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,544
This isn't an isolated case!
280
00:13:31,546 --> 00:13:35,480
In the past week we've received
several of these notices.
281
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,616
Yes, Red Mantle?
282
00:13:36,618 --> 00:13:40,385
I need answers to this
age old question.
283
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,020
How many is several?
284
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,456
"A few"
is not unlike "some."
285
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,892
While "several" is more than
"a couple,"
286
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,427
but less than "many."
287
00:13:48,429 --> 00:13:50,630
Wait. How many is "many?"
288
00:13:50,632 --> 00:13:53,332
This is a threat
against our very foundation.
289
00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:56,803
This body has guided organized
villainy for a century,
290
00:13:56,805 --> 00:13:58,805
and we must
protect our collective
291
00:13:58,807 --> 00:14:00,640
from this clear commination!
292
00:14:00,642 --> 00:14:03,041
Oh, great.
What does commination mean?
293
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,476
Oh, my God!
294
00:14:04,478 --> 00:14:06,011
Commination means threat,
295
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:09,615
several means about four,
and I agree with Red Death.
296
00:14:09,617 --> 00:14:12,050
Then you shall head up
the subcommittee
297
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,721
to investigate
this alleged commination.
298
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,021
Oh, come now.
299
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,558
You just learned that word
when we did.
300
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,901
Hello?
301
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,237
Hello?!
302
00:14:34,576 --> 00:14:37,777
Dr. Orpheus?
303
00:14:37,779 --> 00:14:39,978
Anybody?
304
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,447
Oh, my God!
305
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:45,016
Oh, greetings,
Dean Venture!
306
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,885
Mind not the Golem.
He, uh --
307
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,186
he came with the place.
308
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,589
He's made outta pants!
309
00:14:49,591 --> 00:14:51,890
Schmatte Golem!
Wouldja believe?
310
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,258
Found him in the attic.
311
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,862
Then Al was all "Hey, I know
a little Hebrew."
312
00:14:55,864 --> 00:14:57,896
Hey,
I am a little Hebrew!
313
00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,498
Whoa! Easy, boy!
314
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:02,000
Easyyyyy!
Next thing you know:
walkin' pants monster.
315
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:06,037
No, that's not
gonna work.!
316
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,608
Come, young Dean,
and pardon the mess.
317
00:15:08,610 --> 00:15:11,476
We are still moving in.
What's a shem?!
318
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:14,179
Wow, looks like you've already
finished.
319
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:18,350
Merely an illusion of the
well-appointed study yet to be.
320
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,753
The chair is real, however.
321
00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:25,223
So, you have come to seek my aid
in locating your brother.
322
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,025
Y-Yes!
How did you know that?
323
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:29,729
Oh, you know,
"Magic Guy."
324
00:15:29,731 --> 00:15:30,929
Oh, thank God.
325
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:32,197
I just knew
you could help me.
326
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,099
H-here.
This belonged to Hank.
327
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,501
That is how this works,
right?
328
00:15:35,503 --> 00:15:37,436
You are confusing me
with a bloodhound.
329
00:15:37,438 --> 00:15:39,872
And quite
unnecessarily so,
330
00:15:39,874 --> 00:15:42,708
for I already know
where Hank is.
331
00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:43,743
You do?
332
00:15:43,745 --> 00:15:44,976
Of course.
333
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:47,112
He's right here.
334
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,980
Oh, come on!
What're you, E.T.?
335
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,750
Mistake not my words
for mawkish
336
00:15:50,752 --> 00:15:52,284
Spielbergian sentiment!
337
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:54,486
You carry
Hank within your heart,
338
00:15:54,488 --> 00:15:59,725
yet it is far heavier than
his 160 pounds.
339
00:15:59,727 --> 00:16:01,594
What are you hiding?
340
00:16:01,596 --> 00:16:03,464
W-- N-Nothing.
341
00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:06,833
Ah-hah!
342
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,601
This is news I can use.
343
00:16:08,603 --> 00:16:10,335
But no!
Hey, hey, that's personal.
344
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:14,406
Precisely! Your remorse is a
direct conduit to your brother.
345
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:19,978
I shall ride this info-emotional
superhighway to his whereabouts!
346
00:16:23,751 --> 00:16:25,618
Oh, oh, dear.
347
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:27,486
Oh. The horror!
348
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,323
I have seen him!
349
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:32,991
Hank? You saw him?!
Where?
350
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,895
The images were...distorted.
Fleeting.
351
00:16:35,897 --> 00:16:39,599
Past, present and yet-to-be,
all swirling together!
352
00:16:39,601 --> 00:16:41,032
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, but where?
353
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,969
He is oscillating
between worlds.
354
00:16:42,971 --> 00:16:44,169
Betwixt selves.
355
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,371
I fear his very soul
may be in peril!
356
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,508
We must go
to him at once!
357
00:16:48,510 --> 00:16:49,976
Jeffersonnnn!
358
00:16:49,978 --> 00:16:51,978
Ah, we found
the off button!
359
00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:53,245
Super.
Jefferson?
360
00:16:53,247 --> 00:16:54,947
May we borrow your vehicle?
361
00:16:54,949 --> 00:16:56,181
Nah-ah.
362
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,316
Nobody drives the Blood Vessel
but me!
363
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,385
I see.
Dr. Orpheus. Dr. Orpheus.
364
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:03,054
Are you busy this evening?
Dr. Orpheus!
365
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,492
Where is Hank?!
366
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,829
Where am I?
367
00:17:09,831 --> 00:17:11,229
Neither here nor there.
368
00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:15,701
The real question is:who am I?
369
00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:18,470
A week ago, I wasjust a happy-go-Hanky kid
370
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:21,674
living the high life, with agirlfriend and everything.
371
00:17:21,676 --> 00:17:25,143
Then a blizzard of betrayalblew through my world
372
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,980
and knocked me flaton my heiney.
373
00:17:27,982 --> 00:17:29,749
Metaphorically.
374
00:17:29,751 --> 00:17:32,852
I woke up with a sore headand a busted heart.
375
00:17:32,854 --> 00:17:34,386
I just hadto get out of there,
376
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:36,822
but I had no lifeto go back to.
377
00:17:36,824 --> 00:17:38,524
The old Hank was dead.
378
00:17:38,526 --> 00:17:41,393
Something elsewas driving me now.
379
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:43,128
I knewthey 'd come looking for me.
380
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:46,164
And how could I find myselfif someone else found me first?
381
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:50,036
I had to shed my skin,slough off all the old Hank.
382
00:17:50,038 --> 00:17:51,604
And old Hank's stuff.
383
00:17:51,606 --> 00:17:54,239
T-Take it all,
I don't care anymore.
384
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:57,309
I'm going off the grid!
385
00:17:57,311 --> 00:18:02,180
Yeah, I'm takin' a break
from social media myself.
386
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,016
Godspeed, Batman.
387
00:18:04,018 --> 00:18:06,686
I hopped the first trampsteamer headed out of town.
388
00:18:06,688 --> 00:18:08,654
I didn't know whereit would take me-
389
00:18:08,656 --> 00:18:09,855
Zanzibar?
390
00:18:09,857 --> 00:18:12,090
The South China seas?Disko Island?
391
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,125
That's a realplace. Did you know that?
392
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,629
Welcome aboard, everyone!
393
00:18:16,631 --> 00:18:19,230
I'm Carter, and for
the next three hours,
394
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,366
it's my absolute pleasure
to show you
395
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:26,438
all the sights
of New York City by water.
396
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:30,141
My life just seemed to keepgoing around in circles.
397
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,944
But it did give me timeto think:
398
00:18:31,946 --> 00:18:34,780
Why does thiskeep happening to me?
399
00:18:34,782 --> 00:18:37,850
Why do I lose all the womenin my life?
400
00:18:37,852 --> 00:18:39,319
Why --
401
00:18:40,755 --> 00:18:42,555
No!Don't think about her!
402
00:18:42,557 --> 00:18:44,155
Stick to the mission!
403
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,524
The train, then!
404
00:18:45,526 --> 00:18:47,560
Yeah, those goin a straight line.
405
00:18:47,562 --> 00:18:50,128
I'll ride the rails,hobo-style!
406
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,831
Roughing it!
407
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:54,700
This was the wayto truly find myself.
408
00:18:54,702 --> 00:18:57,670
Stripped of everything.Surviving on my wits alone.
409
00:18:57,672 --> 00:18:59,371
See what I'm reallymade of.
410
00:18:59,373 --> 00:19:02,808
♪ Run away, turn away,
run away, turn away ♪
411
00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:04,110
♪ Run away ♪
412
00:19:04,112 --> 00:19:07,713
And then I remembered:I'm, like, totally rich.
413
00:19:07,715 --> 00:19:09,815
I mean,Bruce Wayne is rich.
414
00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:12,051
The Shadow is rich.James Bond is -- wait?
415
00:19:12,053 --> 00:19:13,218
Is he rich?
416
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,219
I dunno, he gets to have
417
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,487
nice things anyway.
418
00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:16,889
Whenever you're ready,
sir.
419
00:19:16,891 --> 00:19:21,459
Ah, I'll take care of that
right now, my good man.
420
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:24,697
Anyway, Pop always says"if you lost something,
421
00:19:24,699 --> 00:19:26,532
look in the last placeyou had it."
422
00:19:26,534 --> 00:19:30,368
Well, I lost myself,so I'm headed to the last place
423
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,505
I had...me.
424
00:19:32,507 --> 00:19:35,608
Before New York,before the penthouse, before --
425
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,744
Ngh!
W-Whyyyy?!
426
00:19:38,746 --> 00:19:40,579
You should
look up alla you old-a flames
427
00:19:40,581 --> 00:19:42,014
while you're in-a town.
428
00:19:42,016 --> 00:19:43,616
Ask a them why
they leave Hank.
429
00:19:43,618 --> 00:19:46,484
Like-a John Cusack in-sa
the "High Fidelity," eh?
430
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,253
Or like Zoe Kravitzes,
431
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,755
in ze "High Fidelities."
432
00:19:49,757 --> 00:19:51,724
You're asking the wrong
questions, boychik.
433
00:19:51,726 --> 00:19:54,359
There's really only one dame
who left ya.
434
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:55,828
The dame.
435
00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:57,963
W-Who do you mean?
436
00:19:57,965 --> 00:19:59,297
Don't confuse him!
437
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,933
Stick to the mission!
438
00:20:00,935 --> 00:20:02,233
Okay, okay!
439
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,468
Can I have my pen back?
440
00:20:04,706 --> 00:20:07,740
Next stop:
Denver, Colorado!
441
00:20:15,116 --> 00:20:17,116
Arch.
It's simple.
442
00:20:17,118 --> 00:20:18,416
Almost elegant.
443
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:19,819
Her name's not even
on this thing.
444
00:20:19,821 --> 00:20:22,387
Just the single worst logo
I've ever seen.
445
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:25,423
That's a QR code.
You scan it with your phone.
446
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,458
Should we do it?
447
00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:27,793
Should we do it?
448
00:20:27,795 --> 00:20:29,962
What allegiance do we have
to the Guild?
449
00:20:29,964 --> 00:20:31,597
They made us a Level 10,
then they handed me
450
00:20:31,599 --> 00:20:34,299
some horse shit about
Venture being related to me.
451
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:36,334
Yeah, nah,
I'm tired of their crap.
452
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,604
Yeah, but,
dude, that was your ex!
453
00:20:38,606 --> 00:20:40,371
Your wife
is gonna flip out.
454
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,841
Relax.
It's nothing.
455
00:20:41,843 --> 00:20:44,409
I dated her right before
I met my wife.
456
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,045
She dumped me!
457
00:20:46,047 --> 00:20:48,714
Yeah, she dumped me because
she was screwing that ass-hat
458
00:20:48,716 --> 00:20:50,348
Venture
while we were together.
459
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,751
Oh, my God!
460
00:20:51,753 --> 00:20:54,252
That's like origin
myth stuff!
461
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,755
The truth
has been revealed.
462
00:20:55,757 --> 00:20:58,591
Dude, that's like reason 100
I hate Venture.
463
00:20:58,593 --> 00:21:00,593
That's not the reason
I hate Venture.
464
00:21:00,595 --> 00:21:02,895
You're making way too big
a deal out of this.
465
00:21:02,897 --> 00:21:04,496
Well, then if it's not
a big deal
466
00:21:04,498 --> 00:21:06,264
we should see what
ARCH is all about.
467
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,466
Not a big deal.
Little deal.
468
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:11,302
Just scan it or whatever.
469
00:21:14,742 --> 00:21:17,408
Crap.
It's loading tons of data.
470
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,811
It's downloading my data!
471
00:21:18,813 --> 00:21:20,646
Oh, if they get
into my porn!
472
00:21:20,648 --> 00:21:23,015
My spank bank
is super specific.
473
00:21:23,017 --> 00:21:24,950
It's very hard to explain.
474
00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:26,317
Shh. Shhh.
475
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:29,188
Do you hear a car
or something?
476
00:21:32,693 --> 00:21:35,728
Minions!
Battle stations!
477
00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:37,596
Ready the!
Pfff.
478
00:21:37,598 --> 00:21:38,664
Ready the -- ready...
479
00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:40,431
We have nothing to ready.
480
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:43,002
We don't really have
battle stations anymore.
481
00:21:54,615 --> 00:21:59,151
Gentlemen,
nice to see you again so soon.
482
00:21:59,153 --> 00:22:02,621
What can ARCH do for you?
483
00:22:02,623 --> 00:22:03,889
Alright, everybody.
484
00:22:03,891 --> 00:22:06,158
Bag 'em up,
and tag 'em up, people.
485
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:09,895
Antagonists go in that pile,
scientists get the body-bags.
486
00:22:09,897 --> 00:22:13,199
We ran out of body-bags
so we're using tarps.
487
00:22:13,201 --> 00:22:16,669
Eh, if Fort Brocks says
tarps then it's tarps.
488
00:22:16,671 --> 00:22:18,637
Let's get 'em out of here.
489
00:22:18,639 --> 00:22:20,471
And you should be
wearing gloves.
490
00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:23,809
This is a crime scene,
formal attire only!
491
00:22:23,811 --> 00:22:26,579
Sir! Unbidden counter
agents on premises!
492
00:22:26,581 --> 00:22:28,180
Oo, Guten tag,Frau Schmetterling.
493
00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:31,382
I figured you'd show up
to our little barbecue.
494
00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:32,685
It's not one of ours.
495
00:22:32,687 --> 00:22:34,887
Yeah, when we didn't see
any anvils
496
00:22:34,889 --> 00:22:37,556
or guys with pianos
on their heads we figured
497
00:22:37,558 --> 00:22:40,192
this was a little too upscale
for the Guild.
498
00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:41,794
You, uh, know anything?
499
00:22:41,796 --> 00:22:43,629
The antagonist
is Brickfrog.
500
00:22:43,631 --> 00:22:45,396
He was a Guild Willy Loman
501
00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:47,800
punching the clock
till a couple days ago.
502
00:22:47,802 --> 00:22:49,668
I don't know how
he pulled this off.
503
00:22:49,670 --> 00:22:51,103
Who's the protagonist?
504
00:22:51,105 --> 00:22:52,671
Professor Vigo Dale.
505
00:22:52,673 --> 00:22:54,472
He was working on
a building material
506
00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:57,076
that's supposed
to be indestructible.
507
00:22:57,078 --> 00:22:59,912
Clearly he didn't use it
to build his lab.
508
00:22:59,914 --> 00:23:01,614
Because...hole.
509
00:23:01,616 --> 00:23:03,616
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
You can't do that!
510
00:23:03,618 --> 00:23:06,685
Evidence.
We need to analyze this.
511
00:23:06,687 --> 00:23:09,288
I'll save you some time.
They're dead people.
512
00:23:09,290 --> 00:23:10,589
Analyzed.
513
00:23:10,591 --> 00:23:13,559
Now put 'em down
before I put you down.
514
00:23:13,561 --> 00:23:15,227
Where's your money
on that?
515
00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:17,096
Oh, Brock, all the way.
516
00:23:17,098 --> 00:23:19,131
I'll go 20 bucks on it.
517
00:23:19,133 --> 00:23:20,633
Eh, can't call it.
518
00:23:20,635 --> 00:23:22,134
So,
you wanna share intel on this?
519
00:23:22,136 --> 00:23:25,137
Uh, yeah, sure but we gotta
keep it soft.
520
00:23:25,139 --> 00:23:26,372
Off the wire.
521
00:23:26,374 --> 00:23:28,007
Too much --
Red tape. Yeah, same here.
522
00:23:28,009 --> 00:23:31,911
Okay, why don't you take him
back to his haunted castle
523
00:23:31,913 --> 00:23:34,414
and let us
get back to work?
524
00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:38,617
Eh, could you take him?
525
00:23:38,619 --> 00:23:40,686
What, Red Death?
He's like 73.
526
00:23:40,688 --> 00:23:43,789
Are you joking?
He scares the crap out of me.
527
00:23:43,791 --> 00:23:46,325
Alright, fine,
yeah he's a little --
528
00:23:46,327 --> 00:23:49,895
just a little bit scary.
529
00:23:49,897 --> 00:23:51,832
Pretty sure
I could take him.
530
00:23:53,935 --> 00:23:55,834
Red,
what was all that about?
531
00:23:55,836 --> 00:23:57,736
Ah, simply a distraction.
532
00:23:57,738 --> 00:23:59,738
I found this phone
on one of the henchmen.
533
00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:01,540
That poor guy's hand
was blown off.
534
00:24:01,542 --> 00:24:02,908
No, of course not.
535
00:24:02,910 --> 00:24:05,511
I ripped it off his corpse
just in case he had
536
00:24:05,513 --> 00:24:08,247
a fingerprint lock
on his phone.
537
00:24:11,819 --> 00:24:14,553
Hibiscus tea with lemon
and acai berry?
538
00:24:14,555 --> 00:24:16,588
Oh, uh, thank you.
539
00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:18,390
Ah, Hench...
540
00:24:18,392 --> 00:24:20,059
You call them Acolytes.
541
00:24:20,061 --> 00:24:22,127
Thousands of them
are at your disposal.
542
00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:25,164
Just bring up the ARCH app on
your phone and enter an amount.
543
00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:27,066
Voila, instant army.
544
00:24:27,068 --> 00:24:30,336
Watch this:
Acolyte, Kill!
545
00:24:31,439 --> 00:24:32,972
Oh, my God!
What the fuck!
546
00:24:32,974 --> 00:24:34,540
Acolyte, stop!
547
00:24:34,542 --> 00:24:36,075
Go ahead
and give her a kick.
548
00:24:36,077 --> 00:24:38,777
Just go ahead and kick her
right in the throat meat.
549
00:24:38,779 --> 00:24:40,312
Hard as you want.
What? No.
550
00:24:40,314 --> 00:24:43,315
I-I don't want to kick anyone
in the...throat meat.
551
00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:45,684
Your loss.
552
00:24:45,686 --> 00:24:47,786
Can I get a refresh!
553
00:24:49,590 --> 00:24:52,825
100,000 vanquished!
554
00:24:52,827 --> 00:24:54,360
Great job, team.
Now let's get back work.
555
00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:55,794
Our clients need us.
556
00:24:55,796 --> 00:24:58,364
There are one 100,000
rivalries in this city?
557
00:24:58,366 --> 00:25:00,199
City?
558
00:25:00,201 --> 00:25:01,433
ARCH is global.
559
00:25:01,435 --> 00:25:03,802
Seven continents, seven seas,
and five oceans.
560
00:25:03,804 --> 00:25:05,537
ARCH is the largest
and most effective
561
00:25:05,539 --> 00:25:07,206
antagonist solution
resource known.
562
00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:10,275
By who?
I've never even heard of ARCH.
563
00:25:10,277 --> 00:25:12,344
Because we're perfect.
564
00:25:12,346 --> 00:25:14,980
Quiet, efficient,
deadly.
565
00:25:14,982 --> 00:25:16,815
We work behind the scenes
for you.
566
00:25:16,817 --> 00:25:20,586
You get all the glory,
and we do all the dirty work.
567
00:25:20,588 --> 00:25:22,588
Let me show you around.
568
00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:24,656
So, what do you need?
569
00:25:24,658 --> 00:25:27,059
This isn't the Guild
of Calamitous Intent,
570
00:25:27,061 --> 00:25:29,395
this is ARCH.
We're here to help you.
571
00:25:29,397 --> 00:25:30,596
You need a grapple gun?
572
00:25:30,598 --> 00:25:32,398
Voila, grapple gun
brought to you
573
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,832
by focused
beam teleportation
574
00:25:33,834 --> 00:25:36,402
exacted by thought accessed
inventory request.
575
00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:40,406
In short, if you can think
of it, we can get it for you.
576
00:25:40,408 --> 00:25:41,607
It's an ARCH exclusive.
577
00:25:41,609 --> 00:25:43,842
Totally want
that grapple gun.
578
00:25:43,844 --> 00:25:45,544
So, what do you need?
579
00:25:45,546 --> 00:25:47,780
Or did life already
give you everything.
580
00:25:47,782 --> 00:25:49,782
Never made a misstep
or a bad choice.
581
00:25:49,784 --> 00:25:53,385
Perfect life.
Or do you want more?
582
00:25:53,387 --> 00:25:56,789
You deserve everything
and I want to give it to you.
583
00:25:56,791 --> 00:26:00,392
This is your moment
to finally have it all.
584
00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:02,194
What do you need?
585
00:26:02,196 --> 00:26:03,695
Malcolm.
586
00:26:03,697 --> 00:26:05,264
Debra.
587
00:26:05,266 --> 00:26:06,732
Name it, Malcolm.
588
00:26:06,734 --> 00:26:08,734
What do you need?
589
00:26:08,736 --> 00:26:10,636
Well, for starters,
new costumes,
590
00:26:10,638 --> 00:26:12,337
and two of those
sliding poles!
591
00:26:12,339 --> 00:26:14,673
Like, for firemen,
you know, in batmen.
592
00:26:14,675 --> 00:26:16,241
All yours.
593
00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:18,844
Just pull out your porn-stuffed
phone and hit accept.
594
00:26:18,846 --> 00:26:20,345
It'll load everything
you need.
595
00:26:20,347 --> 00:26:23,282
We've done all the intel,
we've done all the research.
596
00:26:23,284 --> 00:26:24,883
We know what you want...
597
00:26:24,885 --> 00:26:26,919
even if you don't.
598
00:26:26,921 --> 00:26:29,054
Give me your phone.
599
00:26:29,056 --> 00:26:30,189
Don't go
into the gallery.
600
00:26:30,191 --> 00:26:32,057
I'm not gonna
look at your porn.
601
00:26:32,059 --> 00:26:34,226
Oh, you have no idea how much
you don't wanna see his porn.
602
00:26:34,228 --> 00:26:36,829
Just scroll down to the bottom
and hit accept.
603
00:26:39,867 --> 00:26:42,601
Done.
604
00:26:42,603 --> 00:26:45,505
Alright, Chicago!
605
00:26:45,507 --> 00:26:46,805
Makin' good time.
606
00:26:46,807 --> 00:26:48,040
We get an early
start tomorrow,
607
00:26:48,042 --> 00:26:49,341
we'll there by mid-day.
608
00:26:49,343 --> 00:26:50,676
W-wait, we're gonna stop?
609
00:26:50,678 --> 00:26:52,545
We can't stop!
What about Hank?
610
00:26:52,547 --> 00:26:54,613
Shoulda thought of that
before you poached the pooty.
611
00:26:54,615 --> 00:26:56,014
"Poached the p-poo-?"
612
00:26:56,016 --> 00:26:57,683
Stealing your own brother's
girlfriend, man.
613
00:26:57,685 --> 00:27:00,085
That's lowdown.
You told?!
614
00:27:00,087 --> 00:27:02,054
Don't you have a vow of secrecy
or something?
615
00:27:02,056 --> 00:27:04,189
I am not
your Catholic priest.
616
00:27:04,191 --> 00:27:05,791
Know what kinda
people do that?
617
00:27:05,793 --> 00:27:07,793
Take other folks' lives
for their own?
618
00:27:07,795 --> 00:27:09,094
Vampire people.
619
00:27:09,096 --> 00:27:11,897
Oh, don't be so hard on the boy,
Jefferson.
620
00:27:11,899 --> 00:27:13,365
He's tormented enough.
621
00:27:13,367 --> 00:27:15,367
Alright, sorry.
622
00:27:15,369 --> 00:27:17,736
Ugh, I'm just beat.
623
00:27:17,738 --> 00:27:19,974
I got a place
we can crash nearby.
624
00:27:27,815 --> 00:27:30,415
This does not
look like a motel.
625
00:27:30,417 --> 00:27:33,352
You want to work pro-bono,
we can't afford one.
626
00:27:33,354 --> 00:27:36,221
This was my old base
of operations back in the day.
627
00:27:36,223 --> 00:27:39,391
Uh, I like your
new place better.
628
00:27:39,393 --> 00:27:40,792
Jefferson Twilight!
629
00:27:40,794 --> 00:27:42,060
Ah!
630
00:27:42,062 --> 00:27:43,862
What're you doing here?
631
00:27:46,535 --> 00:27:47,933
Clayton!
632
00:27:47,935 --> 00:27:49,768
Just passing though
on our way to Colorado.
633
00:27:49,770 --> 00:27:51,703
Got any room
for some overnight guests?
634
00:27:51,705 --> 00:27:53,238
We've still got your room.
635
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:57,242
C'mon the heck up, fellas.
636
00:27:57,244 --> 00:28:01,648
So, you two must be the rest of
the famous Order of the Triad.
637
00:28:01,650 --> 00:28:03,282
Only myself.
638
00:28:03,284 --> 00:28:07,152
Our tertiary member is back
at our New York headquarters.
639
00:28:07,154 --> 00:28:09,488
Oooo.
The boy here is our...
640
00:28:09,490 --> 00:28:10,856
client.
641
00:28:10,858 --> 00:28:12,291
Ah!
642
00:28:12,293 --> 00:28:14,459
Heya, Seth. S'up?
643
00:28:14,461 --> 00:28:16,596
Oh, hey, Jefferson!
644
00:28:16,598 --> 00:28:18,598
Long time.
645
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,098
Aw, shit.
646
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:22,834
Guys!
We have roaches!
647
00:28:22,836 --> 00:28:26,038
So are you guys, like,
Mr. Jefferson's old team?
648
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,472
Nah, no, no, no,
we were never a team.
649
00:28:27,474 --> 00:28:28,874
Oh, we're not a team.
650
00:28:28,876 --> 00:28:31,443
It's more of a shared
live work space deal.
651
00:28:31,445 --> 00:28:34,880
We're all obsessive loners
who need the space and privacy
652
00:28:34,882 --> 00:28:36,048
of an abandoned factory.
653
00:28:36,050 --> 00:28:38,283
But like to keep
expenses down.
654
00:28:38,285 --> 00:28:39,952
Aaaaand here you are.
655
00:28:39,954 --> 00:28:41,053
Just like you left it.
656
00:28:41,055 --> 00:28:42,487
Ah, thanks, again, man.
657
00:28:42,489 --> 00:28:44,823
Hey, you wanna grab a nightcap
before we turn in?
658
00:28:44,825 --> 00:28:46,758
Nah, you know me.
659
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,427
Night's my busy time.
660
00:28:51,065 --> 00:28:54,066
Think you packed enough stuff?
661
00:28:54,068 --> 00:28:56,569
One must be prepared
for anything.
662
00:28:56,571 --> 00:28:59,572
And my cloak gets all wrinkly
if I wear it in the car.
663
00:28:59,574 --> 00:29:01,006
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
664
00:29:01,008 --> 00:29:02,908
I'll take the couch.
You two can share the bed.
665
00:29:02,910 --> 00:29:04,309
We're leavin'
at first light.
666
00:29:05,446 --> 00:29:06,745
Hey.
667
00:29:06,747 --> 00:29:09,183
You blocked
my battle van in.
668
00:29:18,492 --> 00:29:21,661
Gracias, señor!
669
00:29:21,663 --> 00:29:23,328
Okay, Hank.
670
00:29:23,330 --> 00:29:24,830
Ready for this?
671
00:29:24,832 --> 00:29:27,065
Huh, well that's new.
672
00:29:27,067 --> 00:29:29,868
Hmmm. Didn't plan for this
contingency.
673
00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:31,136
If only I'd packed
my grapple gun.
674
00:29:31,138 --> 00:29:32,538
Dammit!
We should turn back.
675
00:29:32,540 --> 00:29:34,873
He-eh -- I got this one.
676
00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:41,780
What the...?
677
00:29:41,782 --> 00:29:44,349
W-what happened to it all?
678
00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:46,885
A-all those memories,
my whole life!
679
00:29:46,887 --> 00:29:49,421
And it's just one big...
680
00:29:49,423 --> 00:29:51,056
nothing-hole?!
681
00:29:51,058 --> 00:29:53,425
All the answers are right
in front of you.
682
00:29:53,427 --> 00:29:55,327
You just gotta look.
683
00:29:58,932 --> 00:30:00,265
Scamp!
684
00:30:00,267 --> 00:30:03,068
Here, boy!
Here, Scamp!
685
00:30:03,070 --> 00:30:04,604
Alright, you really gotta
pound that hip in there.
686
00:30:04,606 --> 00:30:07,039
Break his balance. You can't
just pull the guy over.
687
00:30:07,041 --> 00:30:09,007
You have to roll him
over your hip.
688
00:30:09,009 --> 00:30:10,710
Mecha-Shiva!
Mecha-Shiva!
689
00:30:10,712 --> 00:30:12,811
You are an Immortal.
690
00:30:12,813 --> 00:30:14,547
Like, the Highlander?
691
00:30:14,549 --> 00:30:18,383
Yes, like the Highlander.
692
00:30:18,385 --> 00:30:21,019
We are clones, Hank.
693
00:30:21,021 --> 00:30:23,355
Dean, that is...awesome!
694
00:30:23,357 --> 00:30:26,659
Dance! Dance, little man!
695
00:30:26,661 --> 00:30:28,460
-I think we're being shut down!
-Jacketttt!
696
00:30:28,462 --> 00:30:30,996
Employee Dean, isn't that
your make-believe girlfriend?
697
00:30:30,998 --> 00:30:32,230
Oh, crap! Where?
698
00:30:32,232 --> 00:30:35,300
Ma Venture didn't raise
no fools.
699
00:30:35,302 --> 00:30:39,004
W-We don't have a mom,
Hank.
700
00:30:39,006 --> 00:30:41,106
We don't have a mom, Hank.
701
00:30:43,545 --> 00:30:45,578
We don't have a mom.
702
00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:47,814
Mom.
703
00:30:51,018 --> 00:30:52,552
Are you talking
about my mom?
704
00:30:52,554 --> 00:30:54,554
Yeah. Dammit, Hank,
you're missing my point!
705
00:30:54,556 --> 00:30:55,854
What was my mom's name?!
706
00:30:55,856 --> 00:30:57,489
It's Bobbi St. Simone!
707
00:30:57,491 --> 00:30:59,858
H-huh, B-Bobbi?
708
00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:02,094
Bobbi St. Simone!
That's a dumb name!
709
00:31:02,096 --> 00:31:03,895
She was an actress!
710
00:31:03,897 --> 00:31:06,431
She was an actress...
711
00:31:06,433 --> 00:31:10,435
Halt! In the name of the Office
of Secret Intelligence!
712
00:31:10,437 --> 00:31:13,438
Bobbi St. Simone.
She was an actress.
713
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,007
Hank?!
Dude, what're you, high?
714
00:31:16,009 --> 00:31:17,976
D-Dermott?
Dude, what're you
doing here?
715
00:31:17,978 --> 00:31:19,512
I totally
coulda shot you.
716
00:31:19,514 --> 00:31:20,979
W-With a super-soaker?
717
00:31:20,981 --> 00:31:24,116
It's not a -- I haven't got
my lethal firearms rating yet!
718
00:31:24,118 --> 00:31:25,884
Friggin' red tape and shit.
719
00:31:25,886 --> 00:31:29,254
But it is filled with pee
and I am authorized to --
720
00:31:29,256 --> 00:31:33,325
Dermott!
Listen: I need your help!
721
00:31:33,327 --> 00:31:36,230
Fuck yeah, we're gettin'
the band back together!
722
00:31:37,164 --> 00:31:40,465
Ahem.
Testing, one, two.
723
00:31:40,467 --> 00:31:42,067
One, two, three.
724
00:31:42,069 --> 00:31:44,837
Ladies and gentlemen,
members of the press,
725
00:31:44,839 --> 00:31:47,305
VenTech is proud to present
726
00:31:47,307 --> 00:31:51,811
its revolutionary
new product -- the Helper Pod!
727
00:31:51,813 --> 00:31:53,311
The cutting edge of...
728
00:31:53,313 --> 00:31:54,680
Are we in still love
with that name?
729
00:31:54,682 --> 00:31:56,148
"Helper Pod?"
730
00:31:56,150 --> 00:31:57,517
The name stays.
731
00:31:57,519 --> 00:31:59,619
Ain't changin'
all these slides again.
732
00:31:59,621 --> 00:32:02,287
Maybe we shorten it to,
uhh, Help Pod?"
733
00:32:02,289 --> 00:32:03,488
That's catchier, right?
734
00:32:03,490 --> 00:32:06,291
Nah, nah, sounds like
"Hell Pod."
735
00:32:06,293 --> 00:32:07,492
Wasn't asking you, Hatred.
736
00:32:07,494 --> 00:32:09,294
Aren't you done
down there yet?
737
00:32:09,296 --> 00:32:12,364
It'd go a heckuva lot faster
if I had get a li'l help here...
738
00:32:12,366 --> 00:32:13,365
fellas.
739
00:32:13,367 --> 00:32:14,801
Where do you two think
you're going?
740
00:32:14,803 --> 00:32:17,235
My mom made
chicken piccata!
741
00:32:17,237 --> 00:32:18,905
And if you want this thing
ready by tomorrow
742
00:32:18,907 --> 00:32:20,372
morning,
which is impossible,
743
00:32:20,374 --> 00:32:22,542
by the way, we're gonna need
to fuel up
744
00:32:22,544 --> 00:32:23,576
for an all-nighter.
745
00:32:23,578 --> 00:32:25,010
Well, hide that thing
under your coat.
746
00:32:25,012 --> 00:32:27,914
There might
be paparazzi outside!
747
00:32:27,916 --> 00:32:30,550
And make your mother sign
an NDA!
748
00:33:02,382 --> 00:33:04,216
Ahh...
What?
What's the problem?
749
00:33:04,218 --> 00:33:07,587
Dude, our suits have giant
outie belly buttons!
750
00:33:07,589 --> 00:33:11,524
Ew! They're worse than the
nipple suit in "Batman Forever!"
751
00:33:11,526 --> 00:33:14,727
Ah, and they catch the light
when you gyrate!
752
00:33:14,729 --> 00:33:16,363
Ugh, it's a horror show!
753
00:33:20,768 --> 00:33:23,368
Ah! Yes!
Yes!
754
00:33:23,370 --> 00:33:24,670
Whoo!
755
00:33:29,076 --> 00:33:30,910
Zing!
756
00:33:30,912 --> 00:33:32,446
Swimming.
757
00:33:34,047 --> 00:33:35,113
Garçon!
758
00:33:35,115 --> 00:33:36,849
What's on tonight's menu?
759
00:33:36,851 --> 00:33:39,251
For the main course,
our chef recommends stealing
760
00:33:39,253 --> 00:33:41,219
Dr. Venture's
latest invention.
761
00:33:41,221 --> 00:33:43,488
Mmmm.
That sounds tasty.
762
00:33:43,490 --> 00:33:45,725
Oh, that comes with one
battle-tank garnished
763
00:33:45,727 --> 00:33:48,561
with a top mounted laser
that shoots your logo.
764
00:33:48,563 --> 00:33:51,329
And it's served with a side
of five armed henchmen.
765
00:33:51,331 --> 00:33:52,965
Mm, how about 10?
766
00:33:52,967 --> 00:33:54,567
I've worked up
quite an appetite.
767
00:33:54,569 --> 00:33:57,302
Excellent choice, sir.
10.
768
00:33:57,304 --> 00:33:59,271
Shall I put your order in?
769
00:33:59,273 --> 00:34:01,239
Oh, absolutely.
770
00:34:01,241 --> 00:34:03,545
I am famished.
771
00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:23,996
♪ You gotta follow that bikini ♪
772
00:34:26,534 --> 00:34:29,535
♪ Follow that bikini ♪
773
00:34:32,272 --> 00:34:35,641
Dude, for real?
Shhh!
774
00:34:44,752 --> 00:34:46,652
That's her!
775
00:34:46,654 --> 00:34:47,887
Whoa, she's hot!
776
00:34:47,889 --> 00:34:49,220
I'd do her.
Dude!
777
00:34:49,222 --> 00:34:50,523
That's my mom!
Pfft.
778
00:34:50,525 --> 00:34:53,391
Why, cuz Chewbacca told you
in a dream?
779
00:34:53,393 --> 00:34:55,260
He wasn't Chewbacca,
he was Mark Hand
780
00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:57,395
the Catchman, as
played by The Action Man.
781
00:34:57,397 --> 00:34:59,264
And it wasn't a dream.
782
00:34:59,266 --> 00:35:00,800
It was Coma Town.
783
00:35:00,802 --> 00:35:01,801
Whoa, wait a minute.
784
00:35:01,803 --> 00:35:04,402
Wait a minute.
I know this chick!
785
00:35:04,404 --> 00:35:06,271
What?
You do?!
786
00:35:06,273 --> 00:35:08,106
Yeah, yeah.
787
00:35:08,108 --> 00:35:09,407
Hold on here.
788
00:35:09,409 --> 00:35:11,877
Yep.
Yeah, fuckin' knew it!
789
00:35:11,879 --> 00:35:12,979
Check it out.
790
00:35:12,981 --> 00:35:15,246
Ah, this proves it!
791
00:35:15,248 --> 00:35:17,349
They totally XO'ed
each other!
792
00:35:17,351 --> 00:35:18,951
Wait,
why do you have this?
793
00:35:18,953 --> 00:35:22,054
Hey, Fictel!
Fictel!
794
00:35:22,056 --> 00:35:23,321
Who the heck is that?
795
00:35:23,323 --> 00:35:25,423
Nuthin', he's just
a crazy old hippie
796
00:35:25,425 --> 00:35:27,693
who's always trespassing
on the compound.
797
00:35:27,695 --> 00:35:31,496
You're the trespasser, ya
sticky-fingered little fascist!
798
00:35:31,498 --> 00:35:33,699
Hey,
it's Old Man Potter.
799
00:35:33,701 --> 00:35:36,669
He lives in that haunted house
on the edge of the compound.
800
00:35:36,671 --> 00:35:38,136
Hi, Mr. Potter!
801
00:35:38,138 --> 00:35:41,439
Ben. M'name's Ben.
Not Potter.
802
00:35:41,441 --> 00:35:43,009
How many times I gotta --
Dude, we're busy!
803
00:35:43,011 --> 00:35:46,712
Whaddya need?
Uh...polyphase
Venturilium converter?
804
00:35:46,714 --> 00:35:48,881
Blue, kinda looks like
a car battery
805
00:35:48,883 --> 00:35:50,116
with a funnel on one end?
806
00:35:50,118 --> 00:35:51,817
'Bout yay big?
Ah, fine.
807
00:35:51,819 --> 00:35:53,554
One sec'.
808
00:36:00,962 --> 00:36:02,193
Think fast, old man.
809
00:36:02,195 --> 00:36:05,031
Who, wah! Dammit!
How much?
810
00:36:05,033 --> 00:36:06,331
Dugh, I dunno,
like $200?
811
00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:09,735
$200.
Why, you greedy little...
812
00:36:09,737 --> 00:36:12,337
Fine. Put it ah...
813
00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:14,807
put it on my tab.
814
00:36:14,809 --> 00:36:16,776
Minus the beer!
815
00:36:16,778 --> 00:36:20,345
Dermott, did you steal all this
stuff from our compound?
816
00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:22,213
Uh, excuse me?
I secured it.
817
00:36:22,215 --> 00:36:23,516
For the O.S.I.!
818
00:36:23,518 --> 00:36:24,717
They don't want
your dad's old tech
819
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,719
falling into
the wrong hands.
820
00:36:26,721 --> 00:36:29,755
Sure. Can we get back
to my Mommy Quest?
821
00:36:29,757 --> 00:36:33,193
Maybe one of these videos'll
tell me where she is now.
822
00:36:37,899 --> 00:36:41,701
We all know animals
make wonderful companions.
823
00:36:41,703 --> 00:36:44,637
But far too many of them
are being turned into
824
00:36:44,639 --> 00:36:48,874
sidekicks and hench-beasts
every day,
825
00:36:48,876 --> 00:36:51,342
and they need your help.
826
00:36:51,344 --> 00:36:53,979
Hello, I'm Bobbi St. Simone.
827
00:37:01,622 --> 00:37:02,888
Hmmm...
828
00:37:02,890 --> 00:37:04,222
I saw him again!
829
00:37:04,224 --> 00:37:05,791
With the awful Fictel boy.
830
00:37:05,793 --> 00:37:07,793
He's inching
closer to his fate!
831
00:37:07,795 --> 00:37:08,694
We must stop him!
832
00:37:08,696 --> 00:37:10,361
We haven't a moment to lose!
833
00:37:21,008 --> 00:37:22,440
Ow.
Ow.
834
00:37:22,442 --> 00:37:24,910
Gimme a second.
I think I pulled something.
835
00:37:24,912 --> 00:37:26,812
Shouldn'a come back here,
Hunter.
836
00:37:26,814 --> 00:37:30,182
Chi-Town belongs
to the Blood Brothers now!
837
00:37:33,353 --> 00:37:34,820
Get in the Blood Vessel!
838
00:37:34,822 --> 00:37:36,021
Yes, sir!
839
00:37:36,023 --> 00:37:37,388
Uh, you, too, O'.
840
00:37:37,390 --> 00:37:40,126
Nay, we shall fight them
together!
841
00:37:40,128 --> 00:37:41,963
Magic cloak,
I thee invoke!
842
00:37:44,832 --> 00:37:46,799
Your magic don't work on us,
fool!
843
00:37:46,801 --> 00:37:48,701
Is that true?
'Fraid so.
844
00:37:48,703 --> 00:37:50,435
You might wanna...
845
00:37:50,437 --> 00:37:51,837
Off I go!
846
00:38:03,618 --> 00:38:05,184
No!
Lock everything!
847
00:38:05,186 --> 00:38:06,519
Can they turn into smoke?
848
00:38:06,521 --> 00:38:08,220
Can they get in through
the air conditioner?
849
00:38:08,222 --> 00:38:09,622
Oh, no!
850
00:38:09,624 --> 00:38:12,792
Orpheus, clean that bug off
my windshield!
851
00:38:12,794 --> 00:38:14,059
Clean what...
852
00:38:14,061 --> 00:38:15,460
Oh, yes.
853
00:38:18,232 --> 00:38:19,799
Holy water.
854
00:38:19,801 --> 00:38:21,133
Whoa, now!
855
00:38:22,270 --> 00:38:24,402
No, no, no, no.
856
00:38:37,018 --> 00:38:38,316
No, no, no, no, no, no!
857
00:38:42,156 --> 00:38:43,889
The Hunter's mine!
858
00:38:43,891 --> 00:38:46,926
But first we make him watch
while we turn his friends
859
00:38:46,928 --> 00:38:48,961
into that
which he hates the most.
860
00:38:48,963 --> 00:38:50,229
Oh, you can try.
861
00:38:50,231 --> 00:38:52,698
But I don't think they can
pull off that New Jack style.
862
00:38:55,468 --> 00:38:57,335
Hey, no fair!
863
00:38:57,337 --> 00:38:59,305
Did that sumbitch
just bail on us?
864
00:39:02,409 --> 00:39:05,644
Unhand my friends,
blood-suckers!
865
00:39:05,646 --> 00:39:08,180
Nah,
you don't get to do that.
866
00:39:12,119 --> 00:39:13,285
W-what the hell is that?
867
00:39:13,287 --> 00:39:15,554
Wh-what the fuck
is that shit?
868
00:39:15,556 --> 00:39:16,956
An' you all are getting
killed by this?
869
00:39:16,958 --> 00:39:19,625
You're really gonna let
that thing kick your ass.
870
00:39:19,627 --> 00:39:21,392
Move, move, move!
You wanna get bit? Let's go!
871
00:39:21,394 --> 00:39:23,128
I knew it. I knew.
You all are punks!
Move your narrow ass!
872
00:39:23,130 --> 00:39:24,930
Everybody is getting --
You getting fucked up, too?
873
00:39:24,932 --> 00:39:26,999
Oh, now you gettin' fucked up,
now you gettin' fucked up.
874
00:39:27,001 --> 00:39:28,366
Oh, wait a minute.
It's comin' over here.
875
00:39:28,368 --> 00:39:29,568
Ahh!
Now I'm gettin' fucked up!
876
00:39:32,372 --> 00:39:33,806
That was so close!
877
00:39:33,808 --> 00:39:37,009
So nice of your old team
to lend us a hand back there.
878
00:39:37,011 --> 00:39:39,879
I told you,
we were never a team!
879
00:39:39,881 --> 00:39:42,413
W-wha...
880
00:39:42,415 --> 00:39:43,549
It's the police!
881
00:39:43,551 --> 00:39:45,284
Oh, my God!
It's the police!
882
00:39:45,286 --> 00:39:46,518
It's not the police!
883
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:47,753
Of course
it's the police!
884
00:39:47,755 --> 00:39:49,420
It's so obviously
the police!
885
00:39:49,422 --> 00:39:51,357
Toto!
It's Toto!
886
00:39:51,359 --> 00:39:52,524
Everyone knows it's Toto!
887
00:39:52,526 --> 00:39:55,027
Toto?
Toto did "Rosanna!"
888
00:39:55,029 --> 00:39:57,062
Roxanne is "The Police!"
889
00:39:57,064 --> 00:39:59,565
Ohhhh, right.
890
00:39:59,567 --> 00:40:01,934
Ah, ya see where I got
it all mixed up.
891
00:40:01,936 --> 00:40:03,969
Roxanne, Rosanna.
I mean...
892
00:40:03,971 --> 00:40:06,171
Alright...
893
00:40:06,173 --> 00:40:08,207
Let's just...siege.
894
00:40:08,209 --> 00:40:10,709
Ya know, they're both
really great songs.
895
00:40:10,711 --> 00:40:12,177
Now I'm way off my game.
896
00:40:12,179 --> 00:40:13,444
Yeah,
you really dug in there.
897
00:40:13,446 --> 00:40:14,914
I don't know why
I dig in like that.
898
00:40:14,916 --> 00:40:17,283
You really dig in.
I just dig in.
899
00:40:17,285 --> 00:40:18,751
Alright! Okay!
900
00:40:18,753 --> 00:40:21,020
Shake it off.
901
00:40:21,022 --> 00:40:22,321
Laser cannon ready!
902
00:40:22,323 --> 00:40:25,124
Okay, okay, okay,
okay, kay.
903
00:40:25,126 --> 00:40:28,127
No, no, I-I really don't wanna
do the speech.
904
00:40:28,129 --> 00:40:31,163
Fire?
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
fire, whatever.
905
00:40:31,165 --> 00:40:32,231
Dude, come on.
906
00:40:32,233 --> 00:40:33,464
Fiiiiine.
907
00:40:33,466 --> 00:40:35,067
For you.
908
00:40:35,069 --> 00:40:36,368
Fire!
909
00:40:40,541 --> 00:40:41,907
Uh, we can't
fit through that.
910
00:40:41,909 --> 00:40:45,077
Oh, great siege!
This is great!
911
00:40:45,079 --> 00:40:46,045
Don't blame me!
912
00:40:46,047 --> 00:40:48,280
That's a really
delicate logo.
913
00:40:48,282 --> 00:40:51,984
Oh, okay it's my fault
we can't fit through our logo?
914
00:40:51,986 --> 00:40:55,486
There is a breachin sector A-11.
915
00:40:55,488 --> 00:40:56,922
Huh, wha...
916
00:40:56,924 --> 00:40:59,191
Oh, come on!
917
00:40:59,193 --> 00:41:00,592
Aghh!
918
00:41:00,594 --> 00:41:02,261
Penthouse Emergency Mode!
919
00:41:02,263 --> 00:41:04,029
Come on, gah!
920
00:41:04,031 --> 00:41:07,266
I gotta take
the ding-dong stairs!
921
00:41:09,070 --> 00:41:10,336
Seriously?
922
00:41:10,338 --> 00:41:11,603
It's the middle of the night,
923
00:41:11,605 --> 00:41:13,639
my husband snuck out,
now I gotta...
924
00:41:13,641 --> 00:41:15,174
Wh-- What?
925
00:41:15,176 --> 00:41:16,709
Why are you all looking
at me weird?
926
00:41:16,711 --> 00:41:18,777
Welcome to ARCH headquarters.
927
00:41:18,779 --> 00:41:20,713
Or what's left of it,
at least.
928
00:41:20,715 --> 00:41:22,848
We de-encrypted the data
from the phone
929
00:41:22,850 --> 00:41:24,850
we took off that agent.
930
00:41:24,852 --> 00:41:27,353
It led us right here.
931
00:41:27,355 --> 00:41:28,721
I'm sorry Madam.
932
00:41:28,723 --> 00:41:31,690
For what? Come on.
What's going on?
933
00:41:31,692 --> 00:41:33,258
This is weird.
I'll say it.
934
00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:36,829
We've got tons of evidence here
that closes this case.
935
00:41:36,831 --> 00:41:39,365
And it all leads to you.
936
00:41:39,367 --> 00:41:41,166
W-What are you
talking about?
937
00:41:41,168 --> 00:41:42,634
You're not serious, right?
938
00:41:42,636 --> 00:41:45,337
Oh, we're dead serious.
939
00:41:45,339 --> 00:41:46,605
That's you.
940
00:41:46,607 --> 00:41:48,707
This is a hard one
to get out of.
941
00:41:48,709 --> 00:41:53,746
And this video's just one tube
of lube in an orgy of evidence.
942
00:41:53,748 --> 00:41:56,815
The Guild and the O.S.I.
both have enough on you
943
00:41:56,817 --> 00:41:59,651
to hang you for treason.
944
00:41:59,653 --> 00:42:00,853
This is a set up!
945
00:42:00,855 --> 00:42:03,288
You can't possibly think
I did this!
946
00:42:03,290 --> 00:42:05,124
Be fucking reasonable!
947
00:42:05,126 --> 00:42:06,692
It's all right here.
948
00:42:06,694 --> 00:42:08,794
The evidence speaks
for itself.
949
00:42:08,796 --> 00:42:10,896
It's too bad
that we can't find you.
950
00:42:10,898 --> 00:42:12,664
You're just too clever.
951
00:42:12,666 --> 00:42:14,433
You slipped away.
952
00:42:14,435 --> 00:42:17,302
But we will hunt you down.
953
00:42:17,304 --> 00:42:22,174
I'm sorry, Sheila, but you're
gonna have to run away.
954
00:42:22,176 --> 00:42:23,175
What?
955
00:42:23,177 --> 00:42:27,312
Ruuunnnnnnn!
956
00:43:04,251 --> 00:43:07,186
Dude, our ride
just left with our troops.
957
00:43:07,188 --> 00:43:09,254
Oh, come on now!
958
00:43:09,256 --> 00:43:11,657
You know, we should just take
an L on this crap.
959
00:43:11,659 --> 00:43:12,891
ARCH fuckin' sucks.
960
00:43:12,893 --> 00:43:15,027
We got played.
961
00:43:15,029 --> 00:43:16,295
Nobody...
962
00:43:16,297 --> 00:43:18,531
No-- Nobody move.
963
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,633
So many stairs.
964
00:43:21,635 --> 00:43:23,335
Oh, suck on
this, fatty!
965
00:43:23,337 --> 00:43:25,037
Feel the sting of the --
966
00:43:25,039 --> 00:43:26,539
Oh shi--
967
00:43:44,391 --> 00:43:46,792
Hey, hey!
Hey, time out!
968
00:43:46,794 --> 00:43:49,228
I think it's an Amber alert
or a silver alert.
969
00:43:49,230 --> 00:43:51,797
Is no one else
getting this?
970
00:43:56,804 --> 00:43:58,203
Right about now...
971
00:43:58,205 --> 00:44:01,406
What did --
What're ya...
972
00:44:01,408 --> 00:44:03,208
What is this now?
973
00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:08,280
Emcee Rob Baseand D.J. E-Z Rock.
974
00:44:08,282 --> 00:44:09,448
Hit it!
975
00:44:19,594 --> 00:44:24,096
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
976
00:44:24,098 --> 00:44:27,900
♪ It takes two
to make it outta sight ♪
977
00:44:27,902 --> 00:44:32,104
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
978
00:44:32,106 --> 00:44:34,641
♪ It takes two to make
it outta sight ♪
979
00:44:36,611 --> 00:44:38,110
♪ I wanna rock right now ♪
980
00:44:38,112 --> 00:44:40,245
♪ I'm Rob Base
and I came to get down ♪
981
00:44:40,247 --> 00:44:42,381
♪ I'm not internationally
known ♪
982
00:44:42,383 --> 00:44:44,483
♪ But I'm known to rock
the microphone ♪
983
00:44:44,485 --> 00:44:46,653
♪ Because I get stupid,
I mean outrageous ♪
984
00:44:46,655 --> 00:44:48,887
♪ Stay away from me
if you're contagious ♪
985
00:44:48,889 --> 00:44:50,989
♪ 'Cause I'm the winner,
no, not a loser ♪
986
00:44:50,991 --> 00:44:52,991
♪ To be an M.C.
is what I choose-a ♪
987
00:44:52,993 --> 00:44:55,294
♪ Ladies love me,
girls adore me ♪
988
00:44:55,296 --> 00:44:57,429
♪ I mean even the ones
who never saw me ♪
989
00:44:57,431 --> 00:44:59,498
♪ Like the way
that I rhyme at a show ♪
990
00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:01,534
♪ The reason why, man,
I don't know ♪
991
00:45:01,536 --> 00:45:02,801
♪ So let's go, 'cause ♪
992
00:45:04,471 --> 00:45:08,508
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
993
00:45:08,510 --> 00:45:11,109
♪ It takes two to make it
outta sight ♪
994
00:45:16,116 --> 00:45:19,017
Uh, three o'clock,
Brock of Seagulls.
995
00:45:19,019 --> 00:45:21,320
Isn't that your house?
996
00:45:21,322 --> 00:45:22,921
Holy fuck!
997
00:45:22,923 --> 00:45:26,191
Pilot!
Follow that...
998
00:45:26,193 --> 00:45:27,795
skyscraper!
999
00:45:32,701 --> 00:45:34,199
Doc! Are you okay?!
1000
00:45:34,201 --> 00:45:36,201
What the hell is goingon over there?!
1001
00:45:36,203 --> 00:45:37,169
I'm fine.
1002
00:45:37,171 --> 00:45:39,004
Hatred pulled the alarm
or something.
1003
00:45:39,006 --> 00:45:40,439
You know how paranoid
he can get.
1004
00:45:40,441 --> 00:45:42,341
Paranoid?Do you not -- What the --
1005
00:45:42,343 --> 00:45:44,142
Have you looked outa window?!
1006
00:45:44,144 --> 00:45:45,978
No, silly-billy,
I'm in the panic room.
1007
00:45:45,980 --> 00:45:49,414
There aren't any win--
Go look outthe fucking window!
1008
00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:51,852
Fiiiiiine.
1009
00:45:53,454 --> 00:45:55,655
Second night in a row
I'm getting no sleep
1010
00:45:55,657 --> 00:45:56,989
because of you people.
1011
00:45:56,991 --> 00:45:59,157
Okay, what am I supposed
to be looking at,
1012
00:45:59,159 --> 00:46:01,493
a double rainbow
or something?
1013
00:46:01,495 --> 00:46:03,161
All I see is...
1014
00:46:03,163 --> 00:46:05,230
Oh.
1015
00:46:05,232 --> 00:46:06,465
Oooo...
1016
00:46:06,467 --> 00:46:08,568
♪ I'm number one, the uno,
I like comp ♪
1017
00:46:08,570 --> 00:46:11,103
♪ Bring all the suckers
'cause all them I'll stomp ♪
1018
00:46:11,105 --> 00:46:13,506
Hey Helper!
Helper!
1019
00:46:13,508 --> 00:46:14,840
Stop the music!
1020
00:46:14,842 --> 00:46:16,908
It's not working.
Hit the power button!
1021
00:46:16,910 --> 00:46:18,678
I'm hitting
the power button!
Agh!
That racket!
1022
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,482
Don't just whack it, you gotta
hold it down for three seconds!
1023
00:46:23,817 --> 00:46:25,384
Party's over, laddies.
1024
00:46:25,386 --> 00:46:27,352
I-It's not a party,
we're working.
1025
00:46:27,354 --> 00:46:30,055
And that's why we don't bring
our super-science
1026
00:46:30,057 --> 00:46:31,256
work home with us!
1027
00:46:31,258 --> 00:46:32,324
Ma, don't clean.
1028
00:46:32,326 --> 00:46:34,359
White'll do it.
Oh, just a quick tidy...
1029
00:46:34,361 --> 00:46:38,665
No, Ma, please.
1030
00:46:38,667 --> 00:46:40,332
Doc!
I was about to call you.
1031
00:46:40,334 --> 00:46:43,101
We absolutely cannot
launch tomorrow!
1032
00:46:43,103 --> 00:46:46,673
Ohhhh,we're way past "launch."
1033
00:46:46,675 --> 00:46:50,208
I apologize for that
kerfuffle back there.
1034
00:46:50,210 --> 00:46:53,979
We know you're innocent, so we
gave you the chance to prove it.
1035
00:46:53,981 --> 00:46:56,081
And you're a talking horse?
Great.
1036
00:46:56,083 --> 00:46:59,384
No, it's me, Red Death,
but I'm a horse, too.
1037
00:46:59,386 --> 00:47:02,622
D-Daisy is connected to me
by a neurotransmitter.
1038
00:47:02,624 --> 00:47:04,089
We are one.
1039
00:47:04,091 --> 00:47:05,390
I understand -- Wait.
1040
00:47:05,392 --> 00:47:07,492
You named a flaming
hell-horse Daisy?
1041
00:47:07,494 --> 00:47:09,995
No, my daughter
Lila named me.
1042
00:47:09,997 --> 00:47:13,533
I wanted to call me
Lady Disaster.
1043
00:47:13,535 --> 00:47:15,934
But in retrospect
it's more of a name for band.
1044
00:47:15,936 --> 00:47:17,969
Well, Daisy,
where are we going?
1045
00:47:17,971 --> 00:47:20,372
I've got good news
and bad news.
1046
00:47:20,374 --> 00:47:22,608
Which do you want first?
I need some good news.
1047
00:47:22,610 --> 00:47:25,110
A rental agreement found
at the remains of ARCH
1048
00:47:25,112 --> 00:47:27,613
led to a woman
called Mantilla.
1049
00:47:27,615 --> 00:47:30,248
I'm riding you
to her apartment now.
1050
00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:32,384
Is it riding?
Or am I flying you there?
1051
00:47:32,386 --> 00:47:34,520
Carrying, maybe?
Riding's fine.
1052
00:47:34,522 --> 00:47:35,688
What's the bad news?
1053
00:47:35,690 --> 00:47:37,523
Your husband's joined ARCH,
and he appears
1054
00:47:37,525 --> 00:47:39,491
to be flying
a building to the moon.
1055
00:47:39,493 --> 00:47:43,295
What?!
And there is an OSI Interceptor
about to shoot us down.
1056
00:47:43,297 --> 00:47:44,463
Hang on!
1057
00:47:53,407 --> 00:47:56,341
Dermott Fictel!
We need your help!
1058
00:47:56,343 --> 00:47:59,679
No, you need to learn to use
a friggin' door, dude.
1059
00:47:59,681 --> 00:48:00,946
Get outta my room!
1060
00:48:00,948 --> 00:48:02,749
Time is of the essence.
1061
00:48:02,751 --> 00:48:04,916
Where is Hank Venture?
1062
00:48:04,918 --> 00:48:06,786
I ain't seen him.
Liar!
1063
00:48:06,788 --> 00:48:08,353
Pants aflame!
1064
00:48:08,355 --> 00:48:11,089
His psychic residue
permeates the air about you!
1065
00:48:11,091 --> 00:48:12,424
I sense it still!
1066
00:48:12,426 --> 00:48:14,794
Yeah, I dropped a big deuce
before you got here,
1067
00:48:14,796 --> 00:48:16,194
you're probably
smellin' that.
1068
00:48:16,196 --> 00:48:18,196
Wh--?
Foul boy!
1069
00:48:18,198 --> 00:48:20,932
Master Venture is
in grave danger!
1070
00:48:20,934 --> 00:48:23,135
Tell us where he is, Dermott!
Pff.
1071
00:48:23,137 --> 00:48:26,938
What is this, the Good Cop,
Unabomber routine?
1072
00:48:26,940 --> 00:48:28,541
Well, I ain't no snitch.
1073
00:48:28,543 --> 00:48:29,742
Where is Hank?!
1074
00:48:29,744 --> 00:48:31,443
Whoa!
Alright, fine!
1075
00:48:31,445 --> 00:48:32,944
He went to look
for your mom.
1076
00:48:32,946 --> 00:48:34,747
Bullpucky!
We don't have a mom!
1077
00:48:34,749 --> 00:48:36,481
Woah, woah, woah, woah!
W-We Googled her!
1078
00:48:36,483 --> 00:48:39,786
She's down the road
in some shitty zoo!
1079
00:48:39,788 --> 00:48:40,887
D-Dean?
1080
00:48:44,826 --> 00:48:46,958
It's starting!
1081
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,728
I can feel it.
I'm turning.
1082
00:48:48,730 --> 00:48:51,096
Th-- the change!
1083
00:48:51,098 --> 00:48:54,032
Oh, God! Ughhhh!
1084
00:48:54,034 --> 00:48:56,468
What's eatin' him?
1085
00:48:56,470 --> 00:48:58,003
What shitty zoo?
1086
00:49:04,612 --> 00:49:05,778
This is crazy.
1087
00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:07,479
Your whole life you've wondered
about her,
1088
00:49:07,481 --> 00:49:09,381
and she's been right here
the whole time?
1089
00:49:09,383 --> 00:49:11,651
Mmm, this was
the place in the video.
1090
00:49:11,653 --> 00:49:14,119
Yeah, but how do you know
it's her joint?
1091
00:49:14,121 --> 00:49:15,420
She was an actress.
1092
00:49:15,422 --> 00:49:17,590
'Coulda been jobbing on
a commercial gig.
1093
00:49:17,592 --> 00:49:18,957
She's here.
1094
00:49:18,959 --> 00:49:21,527
I can just feel it.
1095
00:49:21,529 --> 00:49:24,229
Huh.
Looks like it's closed.
1096
00:49:24,231 --> 00:49:26,465
That's-a never
stop you before.
1097
00:49:26,467 --> 00:49:28,734
Love can-a open
all-a doors.
1098
00:49:28,736 --> 00:49:31,102
Go!
Meet-a you mama!
1099
00:49:31,104 --> 00:49:32,337
You sure you want
to do that?
1100
00:49:32,339 --> 00:49:34,272
This woman abandoned you!
1101
00:49:34,274 --> 00:49:35,775
Oh, what do you know?
1102
00:49:35,777 --> 00:49:37,478
Batman's mom's dead.
1103
00:49:39,146 --> 00:49:40,947
Hmph.
Some mystery.
1104
00:49:40,949 --> 00:49:42,748
I always thought the missing
mom'd turn out to be
1105
00:49:42,750 --> 00:49:45,484
the Queen of Atlantis
or some other swell.
1106
00:49:45,486 --> 00:49:47,954
Mmm, I had-a my money
on-a "she was-a
1107
00:49:47,956 --> 00:49:50,322
trapped in-a
the quantum realm."
1108
00:49:50,324 --> 00:49:52,991
I thought
she is prostitute.
1109
00:50:04,004 --> 00:50:05,136
Hm?
1110
00:50:05,138 --> 00:50:06,772
M-mom?
1111
00:50:11,211 --> 00:50:12,778
Buddy, no!
1112
00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:14,412
Go play your drums.
1113
00:50:21,088 --> 00:50:24,289
Huh, if it isn't
Hank Venture.
1114
00:50:24,291 --> 00:50:26,358
You're younger
than I expected.
1115
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,226
Y-you were expecting me?
1116
00:50:28,228 --> 00:50:31,196
I've come to.
Is your brother with you?
1117
00:50:31,198 --> 00:50:32,932
We had a...falling out.
1118
00:50:32,934 --> 00:50:35,100
Oh, that's a shame.
1119
00:50:35,102 --> 00:50:36,802
Family is --
1120
00:50:36,804 --> 00:50:38,136
it's everything really.
1121
00:50:38,138 --> 00:50:40,573
Is that supposed
to be a fucking joke?
1122
00:50:40,575 --> 00:50:41,406
Language, Hank.
1123
00:50:41,408 --> 00:50:43,074
Oh, language shmanguage!
1124
00:50:43,076 --> 00:50:46,344
Where have you been
all my life?
1125
00:50:46,346 --> 00:50:49,682
Hm. Right.
1126
00:50:49,684 --> 00:50:53,151
'Guess you're gonna want to hear
the whole sordid story, huh?
1127
00:50:53,153 --> 00:50:57,523
Alright, Doc, we figuredout what's going on.
1128
00:50:57,525 --> 00:50:59,324
The magnets inthe Pods' speakers
1129
00:50:59,326 --> 00:51:01,661
are made of cutting edgesuper-conductors.
1130
00:51:01,663 --> 00:51:04,129
And, thanksto a software glitch --
1131
00:51:04,131 --> 00:51:06,298
Not my fault.It's your fault.
1132
00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:08,266
When the volume goes up,so do they
1133
00:51:08,268 --> 00:51:11,069
by generatinga powerful magnetic field.
1134
00:51:11,071 --> 00:51:12,638
It's actually
kind of amazing.
1135
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:16,876
We accidentally built a
miniature anti-gravity engine.
1136
00:51:16,878 --> 00:51:18,511
Go Team Venture.
1137
00:51:18,513 --> 00:51:20,078
So can Whitefix the glitch?
1138
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,379
Not a problem.
1139
00:51:21,381 --> 00:51:23,181
If I could get into
the software that is.
1140
00:51:23,183 --> 00:51:25,952
But someone locked me
out of the system, so...
1141
00:51:25,954 --> 00:51:28,521
problem.
So what do I do?Cut the power?
1142
00:51:28,523 --> 00:51:29,922
That's the last thing
you want to do!
1143
00:51:29,924 --> 00:51:32,592
VenTech would plummet
like a bag of hot rocks!
1144
00:51:32,594 --> 00:51:35,828
Or, you know,
a 500,000 ton skyscraper.
1145
00:51:35,830 --> 00:51:37,830
Exactly why I'm getting
the hell out of here,
1146
00:51:37,832 --> 00:51:40,866
if Hatred would get his fat ass
up to the hangar already.
1147
00:51:42,737 --> 00:51:45,671
I...stairs...
1148
00:51:45,673 --> 00:51:47,740
Doc, from that height,
if VenTech crashes down
1149
00:51:47,742 --> 00:51:49,742
it'll take out
half of Manhattan!
1150
00:51:49,744 --> 00:51:52,078
Well, I definitely don't wantto be in it when that happens.
1151
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:53,546
No, you can't
let that happen!
1152
00:51:53,548 --> 00:51:56,549
Y-Y-You just can't bail,
you have to fix this!
1153
00:51:56,551 --> 00:51:59,018
You have a responsibility,
we all do!
1154
00:51:59,020 --> 00:52:00,485
This is our fault!
1155
00:52:00,487 --> 00:52:02,822
I didn't even want to make
these goddamn things!
1156
00:52:02,824 --> 00:52:06,291
You people talked me into this
"lifestyle products" crap!
1157
00:52:06,293 --> 00:52:08,961
I was happier as a middling
super-scientist
1158
00:52:08,963 --> 00:52:10,497
in the middle of nowhere!
1159
00:52:11,566 --> 00:52:13,465
You done feeling sorryfor yourself?
1160
00:52:13,467 --> 00:52:16,068
Yeah.
What do we do?
1161
00:52:16,070 --> 00:52:19,270
Your only hope is to shut
the Helper pods down manually,
1162
00:52:19,272 --> 00:52:22,041
one by one,
until you start to level off.
1163
00:52:22,043 --> 00:52:26,144
Then gradually turn more off
to control your descent.
1164
00:52:26,146 --> 00:52:28,648
Okay.And how do I do that?
1165
00:52:28,650 --> 00:52:32,685
Uh, we've found shooting them
to be pretty effective.
1166
00:52:32,687 --> 00:52:34,987
Yeah, but the thing is, with all
that electromagnetic energy --
1167
00:52:36,289 --> 00:52:38,390
Doc? Doc?!
1168
00:52:38,392 --> 00:52:40,325
Billy?
Hello, Billy?
1169
00:52:40,327 --> 00:52:41,794
I lost you.
1170
00:52:41,796 --> 00:52:43,596
Hello?
1171
00:52:43,598 --> 00:52:46,297
Uh, you get all that,
Hatred?
1172
00:52:46,299 --> 00:52:48,868
Turn around and headback downstairs.
1173
00:52:48,870 --> 00:52:51,469
I'll meet you bythe mezzanine elevator.
1174
00:52:51,471 --> 00:52:53,204
Sgt. Hatred:
1175
00:52:54,542 --> 00:52:55,975
Hey, hey, hey!
Help us!
1176
00:52:55,977 --> 00:52:57,242
Help us!
Get us outta here!
1177
00:52:57,244 --> 00:52:59,346
Help us, baldy!
Please take us with you!
1178
00:53:00,615 --> 00:53:03,616
You're gonna shoot 'em down?!
You can't do that!
1179
00:53:03,618 --> 00:53:06,351
If it's between them
and millions of citizens
1180
00:53:06,353 --> 00:53:09,055
nestled snuggly in their beds,
I can and will.
1181
00:53:09,057 --> 00:53:11,524
The second they tumble
into Uncle Sam's airspace.
1182
00:53:11,526 --> 00:53:12,792
Just give me a chance.
1183
00:53:12,794 --> 00:53:14,960
Put me in a shuttle
and get me up there!
1184
00:53:14,962 --> 00:53:16,461
No dice, Samson.
1185
00:53:16,463 --> 00:53:19,264
This is one cluster you can't
un-fuck with a Bowie knife.
1186
00:53:19,266 --> 00:53:20,900
ARCH ain't playing
by the rules.
1187
00:53:20,902 --> 00:53:22,635
We're in uncharted
territory here.
1188
00:53:22,637 --> 00:53:24,469
Uh, not entirely true,
Sir.
1189
00:53:24,471 --> 00:53:27,439
September 1962,
Fantastic Four number six.
1190
00:53:27,441 --> 00:53:29,374
Dr. Doom lifted
the Baxter Building
1191
00:53:29,376 --> 00:53:32,111
into space with a device
called "The Grabber."
1192
00:53:32,113 --> 00:53:34,113
Really? And how'd ol' Reed
and F.F.
1193
00:53:34,115 --> 00:53:35,915
get outta
that sticky wicket?
1194
00:53:35,917 --> 00:53:36,882
They had help, sir.
1195
00:53:36,884 --> 00:53:39,350
From Prince Namor,
the Sub-Mariner.
1196
00:53:39,352 --> 00:53:41,654
Hmph. Last I checked,
Dr. Venture
1197
00:53:41,656 --> 00:53:43,421
doesn't have
one of those, does he?
1198
00:53:43,423 --> 00:53:45,658
No. He's only one of the
foremost
1199
00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:47,526
super-scientists
on the planet,
1200
00:53:47,528 --> 00:53:49,829
with a seasoned super-soldier
at his side
1201
00:53:49,831 --> 00:53:52,397
who used to be one
of ours.
1202
00:53:52,399 --> 00:53:54,869
That's a team
you can bet on.
1203
00:53:58,206 --> 00:53:59,705
Oh, you are adorable.
Oh, you guys suck!
1204
00:53:59,707 --> 00:54:01,907
Fine, if you don't trust them
to fix this,
1205
00:54:01,909 --> 00:54:04,977
then trust the agent
we have working the ARCH angle.
1206
00:54:04,979 --> 00:54:08,883
If ARCH is pulling the strings
here, she'll cut 'em.
1207
00:54:17,992 --> 00:54:19,491
Alright,
I'm gonna look around.
1208
00:54:19,493 --> 00:54:20,795
Watch your head.
1209
00:54:22,429 --> 00:54:27,566
Eh, looks like an episode
of "Intervention" in here.
1210
00:54:27,568 --> 00:54:30,035
Or an episode of "C.S.I."
1211
00:54:30,037 --> 00:54:33,304
Man, someone is obsessed
with your husband.
1212
00:54:33,306 --> 00:54:35,440
Oh, my God.
How'd she even get these?
1213
00:54:35,442 --> 00:54:37,543
That's a picture of us
eating dinner.
1214
00:54:37,545 --> 00:54:39,945
There's one of you
both asleep in your bed.
1215
00:54:39,947 --> 00:54:42,047
Ew. It's like she
was always there.
1216
00:54:42,049 --> 00:54:44,216
I was.
1217
00:54:44,218 --> 00:54:46,652
I was there for all of it.
1218
00:54:46,654 --> 00:54:49,855
It should have been me.
1219
00:54:49,857 --> 00:54:52,323
You dropped your gun
when you landed on me.
1220
00:54:52,325 --> 00:54:53,993
Aw, nice job, you two.
1221
00:54:53,995 --> 00:54:56,394
Now the knife you keep
in your boot, please.
1222
00:54:56,396 --> 00:54:57,696
I know you.
1223
00:54:57,698 --> 00:54:59,598
You're that girl that my husband
used to date.
1224
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:01,901
Debbie, right?
You're Debbie!
1225
00:55:01,903 --> 00:55:04,402
Ha, trying to erase me
and steal my husband?
1226
00:55:04,404 --> 00:55:06,872
Okay, first of all, it's Debra,
not Debbie,
1227
00:55:06,874 --> 00:55:08,941
and second of all,
you got it all wrong.
1228
00:55:08,943 --> 00:55:11,977
The crime scene cliché here
tells a different story.
1229
00:55:11,979 --> 00:55:14,312
Yeah, it started as
kind of a checklist,
1230
00:55:14,314 --> 00:55:18,083
then I had all these pictures,
then I got some...yarn.
1231
00:55:18,085 --> 00:55:20,152
You never set out to make
an "I'm crazy" wall,
1232
00:55:20,154 --> 00:55:21,520
but ya know.
1233
00:55:21,522 --> 00:55:23,155
They happen.
It's an organic thing.
1234
00:55:23,157 --> 00:55:26,992
You insinuated yourself
into the sanctity of matrimony.
1235
00:55:26,994 --> 00:55:29,728
I took some pictures,
go cry about it.
1236
00:55:29,730 --> 00:55:31,964
Who is the talking horse?
Daisy.
1237
00:55:31,966 --> 00:55:34,733
Well, Daisy, why don't you
sit down and shut up,
1238
00:55:34,735 --> 00:55:36,635
because this has
nothing to do with you.
1239
00:55:36,637 --> 00:55:39,004
And I'm not obsessed
with The Monarch. Seriously?
1240
00:55:39,006 --> 00:55:41,707
Right now that evil genius
and his brilliant arch enemy
1241
00:55:41,709 --> 00:55:44,844
are flying haplessly into space
in overpriced real estate.
1242
00:55:44,846 --> 00:55:47,079
No offense to morons,
but
1243
00:55:47,081 --> 00:55:49,048
your husband is their king.
1244
00:55:49,050 --> 00:55:51,016
I don't know what you
even see in him.
1245
00:55:51,018 --> 00:55:52,785
Of course!
1246
00:55:52,787 --> 00:55:54,352
It's you.
1247
00:55:54,354 --> 00:55:57,223
She's obsessed with you.
1248
00:55:57,225 --> 00:55:59,525
Daisy, seriously,
shut your mouth.
1249
00:55:59,527 --> 00:56:02,561
I have no problem
shooting a robot horse.
1250
00:56:05,066 --> 00:56:08,834
The year
was 19-I'd-rather-not-say,
1251
00:56:08,836 --> 00:56:11,369
and I was shooting
"Follow That Bikini"
1252
00:56:11,371 --> 00:56:13,404
on the Isotope lot.
1253
00:56:13,406 --> 00:56:15,174
Your grandfather was consulting
1254
00:56:15,176 --> 00:56:18,277
on some hush-hush project
on the next sound stage,
1255
00:56:18,279 --> 00:56:22,615
and I guess our little movie
piqued his curiosity.
1256
00:56:22,617 --> 00:56:25,551
He told me he knew a much
more convincing way
1257
00:56:25,553 --> 00:56:26,986
to make me look invisible,
1258
00:56:26,988 --> 00:56:30,322
and invited me back to
his compound to show me.
1259
00:56:32,693 --> 00:56:35,227
Well, it sure was convincing!
1260
00:56:35,229 --> 00:56:37,563
And so was Jonas.
1261
00:56:37,565 --> 00:56:39,298
I ended up staying the night,
1262
00:56:39,300 --> 00:56:41,934
which is how I met
your father.
1263
00:56:41,936 --> 00:56:45,271
And that's when you fell in love
and had me and Dean?
1264
00:56:45,273 --> 00:56:46,639
No, cuckoo-pants.
1265
00:56:46,641 --> 00:56:49,308
He was just a little kid
at the time.
1266
00:56:49,310 --> 00:56:52,311
Adorable little Rusty.
1267
00:56:52,313 --> 00:56:54,280
Such a sweetie.
1268
00:56:54,282 --> 00:56:55,915
'Little bit sad, too.
1269
00:56:55,917 --> 00:56:59,351
I think he asked
if I was his mommy.
1270
00:56:59,353 --> 00:57:03,589
Anyway, "Follow That Bikini"
was a certified bomb.
1271
00:57:03,591 --> 00:57:05,423
Talk about a fading star!
1272
00:57:05,425 --> 00:57:08,493
I couldn't even make it through
an audition without fading.
1273
00:57:08,495 --> 00:57:12,765
I begged Jonas to fix me,
but instead,
1274
00:57:12,767 --> 00:57:16,535
he and his O.S.I.
cronies offered me a job.
1275
00:57:16,537 --> 00:57:19,371
And just like that,
I went from an actress...
1276
00:57:19,373 --> 00:57:20,506
to a spy.
1277
00:57:20,508 --> 00:57:21,807
Cool!
1278
00:57:21,809 --> 00:57:24,276
It ain't like it
is in the movies, kid.
1279
00:57:24,278 --> 00:57:26,712
They threw me
to the wolves.
1280
00:57:26,714 --> 00:57:28,948
But I guess they knew
their wolves,
1281
00:57:28,950 --> 00:57:33,519
because it wasn't long before
I caught the eye of the alpha.
1282
00:57:33,521 --> 00:57:35,688
Force Majeure.
1283
00:57:35,690 --> 00:57:38,891
Number One on the O.S.I.'s
Most Wanted List,
1284
00:57:38,893 --> 00:57:41,327
Sovereign of the Guild
of Calamitous Intent
1285
00:57:41,329 --> 00:57:45,698
and Jonas Venture's arch enemy.
1286
00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:48,033
Gaining his trust
was easy-peasy.
1287
00:57:48,035 --> 00:57:51,870
My "special talent" made me
a natural for super-crime.
1288
00:57:51,872 --> 00:57:56,542
And truth is, I was attracted
the Guild lifestyle...
1289
00:57:56,544 --> 00:57:58,777
and to him, meow.
1290
00:57:58,779 --> 00:58:01,113
It didn't matter how many
dumb names
1291
00:58:01,115 --> 00:58:03,615
I crossed off their
Most Wanted list,
1292
00:58:03,617 --> 00:58:06,318
the O.S.I.
only wanted Force Majeure.
1293
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:09,521
But how could I betray the man
I'd fallen in love with?
1294
00:58:09,523 --> 00:58:11,256
The father of my child?
1295
00:58:11,258 --> 00:58:13,058
Whoa!
1296
00:58:13,060 --> 00:58:15,527
Force Majeure
is my real father?!
1297
00:58:15,529 --> 00:58:18,397
No, Hank.
I was talking about my daughter.
1298
00:58:18,399 --> 00:58:20,399
I have a sister?!
1299
00:58:20,401 --> 00:58:22,201
Does my dad know?
1300
00:58:22,203 --> 00:58:24,603
Your father comes later.
1301
00:58:24,605 --> 00:58:26,839
After Force Majeure
was usurped,
1302
00:58:26,841 --> 00:58:29,908
I knew I was next on
the new Sovereign's hit list.
1303
00:58:29,910 --> 00:58:33,846
So I grabbed little Debbie
and got the heck outta Dodge.
1304
00:58:33,848 --> 00:58:35,848
And after a decade on the run,
1305
00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:38,384
I just wanted to live
a normal life again.
1306
00:58:38,386 --> 00:58:41,820
Jonas was dead by then,
so I found your father
1307
00:58:41,822 --> 00:58:43,622
and asked for his help.
1308
00:58:43,624 --> 00:58:45,057
Aaaand...?
1309
00:58:45,059 --> 00:58:48,060
And...he helped me.
That's it.
1310
00:58:48,062 --> 00:58:50,496
That's it?!
Nothing else happened
1311
00:58:50,498 --> 00:58:53,298
between your father
and me, Hank.
1312
00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:54,767
I'm not your mother.
1313
00:58:54,769 --> 00:58:57,836
And...I've already told you
all of this.
1314
00:58:57,838 --> 00:58:59,405
W-What do you mean?
1315
00:58:59,407 --> 00:59:02,574
This ain't the first time
you've come looking for me, kid.
1316
00:59:02,576 --> 00:59:04,176
Heck,
it isn't even the second.
1317
00:59:04,178 --> 00:59:05,577
Wha...
1318
00:59:15,122 --> 00:59:16,755
Awwwwww sh--
1319
00:59:16,757 --> 00:59:18,157
Hank? Hank?!
1320
00:59:18,159 --> 00:59:20,092
Buddy,
fetch the smelling salts!
1321
00:59:21,429 --> 00:59:23,328
No need, Buddy.
1322
00:59:23,330 --> 00:59:26,698
I shall take it from here.
1323
00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:30,402
I can't believe we stayed for
your over-the-hill rent-a-cop.
1324
00:59:30,404 --> 00:59:32,938
Why didn't we just leave him
and get the hell out of here?
1325
00:59:32,940 --> 00:59:36,842
We didn't stay for Hatred,
we stayed because if we leave,
1326
00:59:36,844 --> 00:59:38,477
the building'll kill
a bunch of people.
1327
00:59:38,479 --> 00:59:40,179
So?
Dude.
1328
00:59:40,181 --> 00:59:42,549
And that's why
I'm always the hero
1329
00:59:42,551 --> 00:59:43,782
and you're always
the villain.
1330
00:59:43,784 --> 00:59:45,951
Oh, don't flatter yourself,
slick.
1331
00:59:45,953 --> 00:59:47,486
And don't think this is
some buddy-buddy
1332
00:59:47,488 --> 00:59:48,887
comic book
team-up crap.
1333
00:59:48,889 --> 00:59:50,557
I still hate you.
Yeah?
1334
00:59:50,559 --> 00:59:52,091
Well I hate you, too.
1335
00:59:52,093 --> 00:59:54,059
But I don't walk around
obsessing about it all day.
1336
00:59:54,061 --> 00:59:56,695
It's not why I put on my
speedsuit every morning.
1337
00:59:58,999 --> 01:00:00,666
Why'd you fuck Debbie?
Debbie?
1338
01:00:00,668 --> 01:00:02,569
Debbie who?
Debbie St. Simone!
1339
01:00:02,571 --> 01:00:04,169
She was my girlfriend.
1340
01:00:04,171 --> 01:00:07,039
Debbie from 20 years
ago Debbie?
1341
01:00:07,041 --> 01:00:09,007
We never
voh-dee-oh-doh-doh'ed,
1342
01:00:09,009 --> 01:00:11,745
I did some work for her
and her mother.
1343
01:00:14,482 --> 01:00:15,747
Fine.
1344
01:00:19,220 --> 01:00:22,154
Hey, uh, you hear this crap
about how we might be related?
1345
01:00:22,156 --> 01:00:24,389
Ridiculous.
Ridiculous, right?
1346
01:00:24,391 --> 01:00:25,525
Yeah, that's what I said.
1347
01:00:25,527 --> 01:00:26,725
I mean, maybe you go back like
1348
01:00:26,727 --> 01:00:28,227
20 generations
or something.
1349
01:00:28,229 --> 01:00:30,229
Sure, sure.
Yeah, they say like
half the world
1350
01:00:30,231 --> 01:00:32,364
can trace their roots
to Genghis Khan.
1351
01:00:32,366 --> 01:00:33,968
Exactly.
Exactly.
1352
01:00:35,870 --> 01:00:39,104
Then again, my dad
did get around.
1353
01:00:39,106 --> 01:00:41,373
And he did know your mom,
so...
1354
01:00:44,011 --> 01:00:45,744
Say it again!
1355
01:00:45,746 --> 01:00:47,079
Say that about my mother
one more time!
1356
01:00:47,081 --> 01:00:48,947
I will kick you in your fucking
throat meat!
1357
01:00:48,949 --> 01:00:50,816
What the hell?!
1358
01:00:50,818 --> 01:00:52,351
The elevators work?!
1359
01:00:52,353 --> 01:00:54,686
What?! Of course,
you just override the --
1360
01:00:54,688 --> 01:00:56,121
Oh, never mind, get in.
1361
01:00:56,123 --> 01:00:57,356
Ah, geez.
1362
01:01:01,262 --> 01:01:03,795
You've been waiting all day
for this, haven't you?
1363
01:01:07,034 --> 01:01:09,001
Okay, it's gonna be loud
in there,
1364
01:01:09,003 --> 01:01:10,570
and probably
a little disorienting.
1365
01:01:10,572 --> 01:01:12,371
So get in and get out.
1366
01:01:12,373 --> 01:01:14,773
Start in the corners,
pick off a few pods,
1367
01:01:14,775 --> 01:01:16,643
then regroup in here
to reload.
1368
01:01:16,645 --> 01:01:17,809
We'll work in waves.
1369
01:01:17,811 --> 01:01:18,844
What?!
What?!
Doc, what?!
1370
01:01:18,846 --> 01:01:21,548
Just follow my lead!
1371
01:01:38,299 --> 01:01:39,666
No!
1372
01:01:50,844 --> 01:01:51,877
Abort!
1373
01:01:51,879 --> 01:01:53,845
Abort the mission!
1374
01:01:57,652 --> 01:01:59,284
Grab him!
1375
01:01:59,286 --> 01:02:01,353
Come on now!
Pull!
1376
01:02:01,355 --> 01:02:02,689
Pull!
1377
01:02:02,691 --> 01:02:03,789
Ggggrrr!
1378
01:02:07,962 --> 01:02:09,261
-Come on.
-Dammit.
1379
01:02:09,263 --> 01:02:10,762
-Aaahh!
-Get far away.
1380
01:02:13,602 --> 01:02:16,536
You'll never take-a me alive,
Bat-a fool!
1381
01:02:16,538 --> 01:02:17,670
Hyah!
1382
01:02:17,672 --> 01:02:19,271
Ow!
1383
01:02:19,273 --> 01:02:20,172
No fair!
1384
01:02:20,174 --> 01:02:22,441
Aw, it's all in my eye
slits now...
1385
01:02:22,443 --> 01:02:25,010
No, no, no.
Clients like petite girl.
1386
01:02:25,012 --> 01:02:26,478
You make good money,
you do this.
1387
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:29,047
I only keep 50 percent.
Think about.
1388
01:02:29,049 --> 01:02:31,250
Hmmm, call me daffy,
1389
01:02:31,252 --> 01:02:33,218
but I'd bet dollars
to donuts
1390
01:02:33,220 --> 01:02:35,756
we're not in Colorado
anymore.
1391
01:02:37,559 --> 01:02:39,391
Hank?
1392
01:02:39,393 --> 01:02:41,260
Hank?
1393
01:02:41,262 --> 01:02:43,095
Haaaank?
1394
01:02:43,097 --> 01:02:45,797
Master Venture,
are you here?
1395
01:02:45,799 --> 01:02:47,567
Doctor Orpheus?
1396
01:02:47,569 --> 01:02:48,934
What are you doing here?
1397
01:02:48,936 --> 01:02:50,536
Are you in a coma, too?
1398
01:02:50,538 --> 01:02:51,803
No, young Hank.
1399
01:02:51,805 --> 01:02:54,039
We have come
to rescue you.
1400
01:02:54,041 --> 01:02:56,408
Why're you dressed as Borat?
I know not.
1401
01:02:56,410 --> 01:02:58,578
But I deduce your comatose
delusions
1402
01:02:58,580 --> 01:03:01,413
are somehow drawn
from half-remembered cinema.
1403
01:03:01,415 --> 01:03:04,550
You're Zed, man!
From "Zardoz?"
1404
01:03:04,552 --> 01:03:06,519
Sci-fi classic!
Hrm.
1405
01:03:06,521 --> 01:03:08,320
Be that as it may,
1406
01:03:08,322 --> 01:03:11,557
you must come back with us,
young Hank.
1407
01:03:11,559 --> 01:03:13,626
Back? To what?
1408
01:03:13,628 --> 01:03:15,628
There's nothing
there for me.
1409
01:03:15,630 --> 01:03:17,162
I don't have
a girlfriend anymore.
1410
01:03:17,164 --> 01:03:18,997
My mommy isn't
even my mommy.
1411
01:03:18,999 --> 01:03:21,300
And my own brother stabbed me
in the back.
1412
01:03:21,302 --> 01:03:23,068
Who do you think
brought me here,
1413
01:03:23,070 --> 01:03:26,338
some 1,700 miles
through dark of night
1414
01:03:26,340 --> 01:03:30,375
and threat of desanguination,
just to find you?
1415
01:03:30,377 --> 01:03:31,678
It was Dean.
1416
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:32,779
I drove!
1417
01:03:32,781 --> 01:03:34,112
Jefferson drove.
1418
01:03:34,114 --> 01:03:36,415
But your brother's love
for you and his deep
1419
01:03:36,417 --> 01:03:39,418
and earnest remorse
were our compass.
1420
01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:41,788
He is waiting out there
to make amends.
1421
01:03:41,790 --> 01:03:44,124
Your whole life is waiting!
1422
01:03:48,262 --> 01:03:51,063
So...am I calling
an ambulance, or...?
1423
01:03:51,065 --> 01:03:52,565
No, no.
They can fix him.
1424
01:03:52,567 --> 01:03:54,767
Mr. Jefferson's kind of
a conduit between realms,
1425
01:03:54,769 --> 01:03:57,869
so he's taking Dr. Orpheus
into Hank's coma world.
1426
01:03:57,871 --> 01:04:02,174
So, that one's a doctor,
Okay.
1427
01:04:02,176 --> 01:04:05,511
I'm, uh, I'm not your mother,
by the way.
1428
01:04:05,513 --> 01:04:06,813
Oh, I know.
1429
01:04:06,815 --> 01:04:08,847
Oh.
So you remember me, then?
1430
01:04:08,849 --> 01:04:11,350
Uh, have we met?
1431
01:04:11,352 --> 01:04:13,051
So you ruin my life,
1432
01:04:13,053 --> 01:04:14,654
you launch
my husband into space,
1433
01:04:14,656 --> 01:04:17,557
then suddenly you and I
are listening to Dolly Parton,
1434
01:04:17,559 --> 01:04:20,560
kicking it as "Sheila
and the Invisible Debbie?"
1435
01:04:20,562 --> 01:04:23,629
You chose a ridiculous
20-year revenge plan
1436
01:04:23,631 --> 01:04:25,130
over asking me to team up?
1437
01:04:25,132 --> 01:04:28,166
When?!
Seriously, Sheila, when?
1438
01:04:28,168 --> 01:04:30,168
You went from Truckules,
to Phantom Limb,
1439
01:04:30,170 --> 01:04:31,604
right to The Monarch.
1440
01:04:31,606 --> 01:04:34,172
Always a number two
for some incompetent man.
1441
01:04:34,174 --> 01:04:36,174
I'm saving you
from that system!
1442
01:04:36,176 --> 01:04:38,477
Me! You're welcome!
1443
01:04:38,479 --> 01:04:40,445
Screw you, Debbie.
1444
01:04:40,447 --> 01:04:43,215
I'm not gonna
thank you and join ARCH.
1445
01:04:43,217 --> 01:04:45,551
ARCH?
There is no ARCH.
1446
01:04:45,553 --> 01:04:47,185
But there could be.
1447
01:04:47,187 --> 01:04:49,955
Do you know how easy it was
to poach from the Guild?
1448
01:04:49,957 --> 01:04:51,390
We could have
their entire roster
1449
01:04:51,392 --> 01:04:53,925
if we just gave them
a better insurance package
1450
01:04:53,927 --> 01:04:55,728
and donuts every Friday.
1451
01:04:55,730 --> 01:04:56,928
They're hungry!
1452
01:04:56,930 --> 01:04:58,430
For more than just donuts.
1453
01:04:58,432 --> 01:05:00,399
They want
efficiency donuts!
1454
01:05:00,401 --> 01:05:02,067
Effective
leadership donuts!
1455
01:05:02,069 --> 01:05:03,301
"Sixteen Candles!"
1456
01:05:03,303 --> 01:05:04,903
Horse, What? What now?
What?
1457
01:05:04,905 --> 01:05:06,773
You sitting on that table.
1458
01:05:06,775 --> 01:05:08,940
I was trying to remember
what it reminded me of.
1459
01:05:08,942 --> 01:05:11,910
It's the end
of "Sixteen Candles."
1460
01:05:11,912 --> 01:05:13,011
It was killing me.
1461
01:05:13,013 --> 01:05:14,479
Thanks.
Very helpful.
1462
01:05:14,481 --> 01:05:15,947
Debbie, wake up.
1463
01:05:15,949 --> 01:05:17,182
This is nuts.
1464
01:05:17,184 --> 01:05:18,618
Let's go back to the Guild
and fix it.
1465
01:05:18,620 --> 01:05:20,820
It's not too late.
There should be a cake.
1466
01:05:20,822 --> 01:05:23,188
You're Guild persona
non grata!
1467
01:05:23,190 --> 01:05:24,824
There's no going back
to that mess.
1468
01:05:24,826 --> 01:05:27,794
The Council of Thirteen
is now what, seven old men?
1469
01:05:27,796 --> 01:05:29,094
There's no Sovereign.
1470
01:05:29,096 --> 01:05:31,129
You have no choice
but to start again!
1471
01:05:31,131 --> 01:05:33,098
You and me!
No.
1472
01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:34,634
I have always had a choice.
1473
01:05:34,636 --> 01:05:35,835
You followed me for years,
1474
01:05:35,837 --> 01:05:37,469
and you know my life
isn't perfect,
1475
01:05:37,471 --> 01:05:39,772
but I don't need
to be saved from it.
1476
01:05:39,774 --> 01:05:43,074
Yes, the Guild is a mess, and
we're trying to make it better.
1477
01:05:43,076 --> 01:05:44,610
But I'm not a victim.
1478
01:05:44,612 --> 01:05:45,778
I chose my life.
1479
01:05:45,780 --> 01:05:47,946
I never chose my life.
1480
01:05:47,948 --> 01:05:49,682
My mother chose my life.
1481
01:05:49,684 --> 01:05:51,617
You know why I broke up
with The Monarch?
1482
01:05:51,619 --> 01:05:54,152
He told me it was because
you slept with Dr. Venture.
1483
01:05:54,154 --> 01:05:56,823
Gross, no, ew.
1484
01:05:56,825 --> 01:05:58,825
I never slept --
G-- Ugh!
1485
01:05:58,827 --> 01:06:00,860
Ew!
God, that was business.
1486
01:06:00,862 --> 01:06:03,995
Rusty just took away my mom's
invisibility and gave it to me.
1487
01:06:03,997 --> 01:06:05,497
And I gave him my...
1488
01:06:05,499 --> 01:06:07,567
stuff I wasn't planning
on using.
1489
01:06:07,569 --> 01:06:09,468
I can't believe he told you
I slept with Rusty.
1490
01:06:09,470 --> 01:06:11,002
Well, then why did you
break up with him?
1491
01:06:11,004 --> 01:06:12,505
Please!
1492
01:06:12,507 --> 01:06:14,306
My mom took one look at his
costume and was like,
1493
01:06:14,308 --> 01:06:16,809
"No way! You're not dating
a super villain!
1494
01:06:16,811 --> 01:06:17,976
We gave all that up!"
1495
01:06:17,978 --> 01:06:20,278
Your mom was an antagonist?
Who?
1496
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:23,215
Honey, my mom was
"The" antagonist!
1497
01:06:23,217 --> 01:06:24,349
Madam Majeure.
1498
01:06:24,351 --> 01:06:26,552
I'm the daughter
of Force Majeure.
1499
01:06:26,554 --> 01:06:28,754
The last true Sovereign
of The Guild!
1500
01:06:28,756 --> 01:06:32,090
And my mom has me
shoveling monkey shit?
1501
01:06:32,092 --> 01:06:33,893
I'm Debra fuck'n Majeure!
1502
01:06:33,895 --> 01:06:35,494
You are the rightful heir
1503
01:06:35,496 --> 01:06:38,898
to the Guild of Calamitous
Intent.
1504
01:06:38,900 --> 01:06:41,299
My Liege.
I'm at your service.
1505
01:06:41,301 --> 01:06:43,335
Rise, humble servant.
1506
01:06:43,337 --> 01:06:45,838
You shall be my steed
and be at my side
1507
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:46,873
as I take my birthright --
1508
01:06:46,875 --> 01:06:48,774
Shut that noise up!
1509
01:06:48,776 --> 01:06:50,977
That's not how this ends!
1510
01:06:50,979 --> 01:06:52,477
I'm done with your plan,
Debbie.
1511
01:06:52,479 --> 01:06:55,046
Here's my plan.
Non-negotiable.
1512
01:06:55,048 --> 01:06:57,282
I'll save your ass
from the Guild and OSI,
1513
01:06:57,284 --> 01:06:58,985
and make you
a super villain.
1514
01:06:58,987 --> 01:07:02,454
Simply bring down that flying
building my husband's in,
1515
01:07:02,456 --> 01:07:03,523
and untie us.
1516
01:07:03,525 --> 01:07:06,258
Now! Don't fucking listen
to that horse!
1517
01:07:06,260 --> 01:07:08,728
Seriously, I need
to shut my mouth.
1518
01:07:08,730 --> 01:07:10,462
Mm-hmm, I knew that
wasn't gonna fly.
1519
01:07:10,464 --> 01:07:13,633
Yeah, deal.
I'll bring it down.
1520
01:07:13,635 --> 01:07:14,600
I'm not nuts, ya know?
1521
01:07:14,602 --> 01:07:16,769
Despite the, nerh-nerh.
1522
01:07:16,771 --> 01:07:18,470
I just wanted...
1523
01:07:18,472 --> 01:07:20,238
Or thought maybe we could've --
Rrghh!
1524
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:22,307
I wanna blame my mom here,
but I gotta --
Oh, my God, whatever!
1525
01:07:22,309 --> 01:07:23,743
Bring the building down!
1526
01:07:23,745 --> 01:07:25,243
Oh shit, yeah, sorry.
1527
01:07:25,245 --> 01:07:27,013
Just gotta turn off the...
1528
01:07:27,015 --> 01:07:28,848
Done.
1529
01:07:30,852 --> 01:07:34,286
That was --
that was so much wrong...
1530
01:07:34,288 --> 01:07:37,055
New --
Need new plan...
1531
01:07:38,660 --> 01:07:40,960
I think all my organs
are inside out.
1532
01:07:40,962 --> 01:07:43,161
I think...mine
came out my ass.
1533
01:07:43,163 --> 01:07:44,964
Wait, wait.
Shh, shh!
1534
01:07:44,966 --> 01:07:47,165
The music stopped.
Thank fucking God.
1535
01:07:47,167 --> 01:07:49,602
Uh, no.
That's a bad thing.
1536
01:07:49,604 --> 01:07:50,670
That's very ba--
1537
01:07:50,672 --> 01:07:53,238
Ahh! Shit!
I'm weightless!
1538
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:55,473
Well, duh!
We're in space, right?
1539
01:07:55,475 --> 01:07:57,242
No, we're in free fall.
1540
01:07:57,244 --> 01:07:58,476
We're falling.
1541
01:07:58,478 --> 01:08:01,013
Oh, my God,
the building is falling!
1542
01:08:07,387 --> 01:08:09,120
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Think!
1543
01:08:09,122 --> 01:08:10,488
We've still got your plane.
1544
01:08:10,490 --> 01:08:12,992
Can we get back
to the hangar from here?
1545
01:08:12,994 --> 01:08:14,459
I don't know!
1546
01:08:14,461 --> 01:08:15,761
I don't even know what part
of the building this is!
1547
01:08:15,763 --> 01:08:18,030
Well, we know the hangar's up,
right?
1548
01:08:18,032 --> 01:08:19,932
So let's go up!
1549
01:08:22,402 --> 01:08:24,469
H-How long
have we got?
1550
01:08:24,471 --> 01:08:25,905
Uh, uh, uh,
let's see...
1551
01:08:25,907 --> 01:08:28,406
Felix Baumgartner took
just over four minutes.
1552
01:08:28,408 --> 01:08:30,009
Uh, but he started
in the stratosphere,
1553
01:08:30,011 --> 01:08:31,911
and the air's thinner in the
mesosphere and the thermosphere,
1554
01:08:31,913 --> 01:08:34,346
- So terminal velocity --
- Ballpark it, egghead!
1555
01:08:34,348 --> 01:08:35,748
Uh, less than five minutes!
1556
01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:37,148
Ow!
1557
01:08:37,150 --> 01:08:39,417
Can't see a goddamn thing.
Doesn't anybody have a light?
1558
01:08:39,419 --> 01:08:41,152
I think my costume
had headlight goggles.
1559
01:08:41,154 --> 01:08:43,388
But your angry robot DJs
ate it.
1560
01:08:43,390 --> 01:08:45,490
Hang on, I think I got
some matches.
1561
01:08:45,492 --> 01:08:47,026
You know,
for my stogies.
1562
01:08:47,028 --> 01:08:48,928
And...
bathroom odors.
1563
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,399
Gah!
What the fuck was that?!
1564
01:08:54,401 --> 01:08:56,669
Our way out.
1565
01:08:58,405 --> 01:09:02,374
I mean, I guess I could give it
another try out there.
1566
01:09:02,376 --> 01:09:05,077
Eh, but I don't think they're
gonna want to go back.
1567
01:09:05,079 --> 01:09:07,145
Look at 'em.
1568
01:09:07,147 --> 01:09:08,814
Then leave them.
1569
01:09:08,816 --> 01:09:10,783
They are the stuff
of fantasy,
1570
01:09:10,785 --> 01:09:12,585
conjured by a hurt
and frightened boy
1571
01:09:12,587 --> 01:09:14,386
who's outgrown
his need for them.
1572
01:09:14,388 --> 01:09:16,122
They belong
in this place.
1573
01:09:16,124 --> 01:09:18,289
But they're...me.
1574
01:09:18,291 --> 01:09:20,158
No more than the Hank
whose diapers
1575
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:21,527
your father once changed.
1576
01:09:21,529 --> 01:09:23,696
Or the Hank who lost
his first tooth,
1577
01:09:23,698 --> 01:09:27,332
or scanned the December sky
for Santa's sleigh.
1578
01:09:27,334 --> 01:09:30,168
You will carry them
inside you always,
1579
01:09:30,170 --> 01:09:33,005
but their time has passed.
1580
01:09:39,147 --> 01:09:41,346
Aw!
He's really cute.
1581
01:09:41,348 --> 01:09:43,348
Aw, he likes you.
1582
01:09:43,350 --> 01:09:45,183
You know, if you ever want
to come visit --
1583
01:09:45,185 --> 01:09:46,919
t-to see the animals --
1584
01:09:46,921 --> 01:09:48,386
you're welcome anytime.
1585
01:09:48,388 --> 01:09:49,755
Your brother, too.
1586
01:09:49,757 --> 01:09:51,924
Well, thanks.
That sounds...nice.
1587
01:09:51,926 --> 01:09:54,325
But we don't really live
around here anymore.
1588
01:09:54,327 --> 01:09:55,895
Ya see, we moved
to the...
1589
01:09:57,598 --> 01:09:59,932
-Goodbye!
-Good-a-bye, Hank-a Venture!
1590
01:09:59,934 --> 01:10:02,269
-Goodbye!
-Arrivederci!
1591
01:10:03,270 --> 01:10:05,673
Aaaaahhhhh!
1592
01:10:08,009 --> 01:10:09,975
Dean?
1593
01:10:09,977 --> 01:10:12,343
Deeeeean!
1594
01:10:12,345 --> 01:10:13,879
Here's what's
coming to you!
1595
01:10:13,881 --> 01:10:16,082
-How about a little
chin music, huh?
-Aah! Hanks!
1596
01:10:17,518 --> 01:10:20,019
-No, no, no, no, no!
-Guys! Guys, quit it!
1597
01:10:20,021 --> 01:10:21,987
Stop!
Forgive him!
1598
01:10:21,989 --> 01:10:23,288
We forgive him!
1599
01:10:24,692 --> 01:10:26,257
Jefferson!
1600
01:10:26,259 --> 01:10:28,563
Exeunt, s'il vous plaît!
1601
01:10:29,664 --> 01:10:30,863
Hrmm.
1602
01:10:32,533 --> 01:10:33,532
Ugh.
1603
01:10:33,534 --> 01:10:35,400
Oh, thank God...
1604
01:10:35,402 --> 01:10:37,268
-Huh!
-Sorry, Deano.
1605
01:10:37,270 --> 01:10:39,605
Guess I had a little
residual anger there, huh?
1606
01:10:39,607 --> 01:10:42,108
No, I...
kinda deserved that.
1607
01:10:42,110 --> 01:10:46,078
Hey, thanks for coming
to rescue me.
1608
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:47,646
Oh, did Pop come, too?
1609
01:10:47,648 --> 01:10:49,280
Well, he...
y'know...
1610
01:10:49,282 --> 01:10:50,482
he -- he had a thing.
1611
01:10:50,484 --> 01:10:52,752
Brock?
You guys bring Brock?
1612
01:10:59,459 --> 01:11:00,860
W-What is it?
1613
01:11:00,862 --> 01:11:03,095
Is it a missile?
1614
01:11:03,097 --> 01:11:04,397
It's...
1615
01:11:05,233 --> 01:11:06,498
It's coming down!
1616
01:11:06,500 --> 01:11:08,134
We have target lock.
1617
01:11:08,136 --> 01:11:09,434
Awaiting your order, General.
1618
01:11:09,436 --> 01:11:11,170
Sorry, Samson.
1619
01:11:11,172 --> 01:11:12,370
Artillery!
1620
01:11:12,372 --> 01:11:13,975
On my mark...
1621
01:11:17,344 --> 01:11:19,779
Uh...
Something's happening to it.
1622
01:11:30,490 --> 01:11:32,658
Ventronic Red is go!
1623
01:11:32,660 --> 01:11:34,660
Ventronic Gold is go!
1624
01:11:34,662 --> 01:11:37,096
Ventronic Blue is go!
1625
01:11:37,098 --> 01:11:39,765
Nuh-uh, not saying that shit.
1626
01:11:44,539 --> 01:11:46,539
I remember
that fucking thing.
1627
01:11:46,541 --> 01:11:49,642
Sgt. Gold,get us down there!
1628
01:11:49,644 --> 01:11:53,346
Henchman Blue, get readyto grab that building.
1629
01:11:57,417 --> 01:11:59,350
Gah!
Easy, Godzilla!
1630
01:11:59,352 --> 01:12:00,619
That's my house!
1631
01:12:00,621 --> 01:12:02,822
Sorry! Sorry!
I've never driven a...
1632
01:12:02,824 --> 01:12:04,926
giant arm before!
1633
01:12:07,929 --> 01:12:09,494
Hatred, back it up!
1634
01:12:14,035 --> 01:12:16,602
I don't knowif I can hold it!
1635
01:12:16,604 --> 01:12:18,436
Monarch!
Help me out here!
1636
01:12:18,438 --> 01:12:20,706
Help how?!
I'm a fucking clown!
1637
01:12:20,708 --> 01:12:22,407
Yeah, ya can say that again.
1638
01:12:22,409 --> 01:12:24,577
"You can say that again."
Fuck you!
1639
01:12:24,579 --> 01:12:26,377
Do these things
even do anything?
1640
01:12:29,317 --> 01:12:31,416
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
1641
01:12:31,418 --> 01:12:34,088
Uh, General?
Are we firing, or...?
1642
01:12:36,489 --> 01:12:37,790
Belay that order!
1643
01:12:37,792 --> 01:12:40,159
By golly, they have
a fightin' chance!
1644
01:12:40,161 --> 01:12:42,228
Artillery!
Switch to harpoon cannons!
1645
01:12:42,230 --> 01:12:43,494
Snoopy!
1646
01:12:43,496 --> 01:12:45,631
Find somewhere safe
to put her down!
1647
01:12:45,633 --> 01:12:47,533
We're goin' in!
1648
01:13:15,495 --> 01:13:16,764
Aahhhh...
1649
01:13:17,865 --> 01:13:19,031
Gah!
1650
01:13:27,909 --> 01:13:29,608
Ugh! Aah!
1651
01:13:48,362 --> 01:13:50,965
-Whoo! Yeah!
-Whoo-hoo!
1652
01:13:52,233 --> 01:13:55,668
Whoa!
Is this...real life?
1653
01:13:55,670 --> 01:13:57,772
Are we moving back?
1654
01:14:05,012 --> 01:14:07,313
Aah! Ugh!
1655
01:14:07,315 --> 01:14:08,881
We...
1656
01:14:08,883 --> 01:14:10,282
We did it...
1657
01:14:20,594 --> 01:14:21,994
Monarch?
1658
01:14:21,996 --> 01:14:23,195
Monarch?
1659
01:14:23,197 --> 01:14:24,964
Dude, are you awake?
1660
01:14:24,966 --> 01:14:26,765
Oh, my God,
he's really hurt!
1661
01:14:26,767 --> 01:14:28,934
Medic!
We need a medic here!
1662
01:14:28,936 --> 01:14:30,171
Medic!
1663
01:14:30,905 --> 01:14:33,605
No, I'm not that
kind of doctor, but...
1664
01:14:33,607 --> 01:14:35,674
Jesus, look at that!
1665
01:14:35,676 --> 01:14:37,409
My Dad clearly
wants him dead.
1666
01:14:37,411 --> 01:14:39,278
Whoa!
Boys?!
1667
01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:41,613
What are you doing here?
Well, where should we be?
1668
01:14:41,615 --> 01:14:44,051
If we were home right now,
home wouldn't be.
1669
01:14:45,853 --> 01:14:47,853
What're you all
standing around for?
1670
01:14:47,855 --> 01:14:49,421
We gotta get
this thing off him.
1671
01:14:49,423 --> 01:14:52,057
Everybody!
On three...
1672
01:14:52,059 --> 01:14:53,258
One!
1673
01:14:53,260 --> 01:14:54,460
Two!
1674
01:14:54,462 --> 01:14:56,195
Three!
1675
01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:02,668
Whoa, that's
a lotta blood!
1676
01:15:02,670 --> 01:15:04,970
B-B-Blood?
1677
01:15:04,972 --> 01:15:06,271
-Oof!
-No, no, no, no, no!
1678
01:15:06,273 --> 01:15:08,607
I seen a lotta
battlefield injuries.
1679
01:15:08,609 --> 01:15:10,776
That is a ruptured liver
right there!
1680
01:15:10,778 --> 01:15:13,112
Sergeant! I can enter
the inter-dimensional ether
1681
01:15:13,114 --> 01:15:15,180
and procure a liver
from one of Mr. Monarch's
1682
01:15:15,182 --> 01:15:16,815
other dimensional selves,
1683
01:15:16,817 --> 01:15:20,886
returning with the organ before
this event has transpired!
1684
01:15:20,888 --> 01:15:22,521
P-P-Please don't kill me!
1685
01:15:22,523 --> 01:15:23,722
What?!
Now, why would I...
1686
01:15:23,724 --> 01:15:25,557
I got bit.
Back in Chicago.
1687
01:15:25,559 --> 01:15:26,992
I can feel
the change coming.
1688
01:15:26,994 --> 01:15:28,861
I don't wanna
be a vampire!
1689
01:15:28,863 --> 01:15:30,462
Boy, you got nicked
by my necklace
1690
01:15:30,464 --> 01:15:32,031
when I tackled
your ass, is all.
1691
01:15:32,033 --> 01:15:33,032
Hey -- Huh?!
1692
01:15:33,034 --> 01:15:35,434
Always gotta make it
about you.
1693
01:15:35,436 --> 01:15:38,537
All I can smell is blood!
1694
01:15:38,539 --> 01:15:40,973
I have a liver!
I have a liver!
1695
01:15:40,975 --> 01:15:43,342
What the hell is that?
That's disgusting.
1696
01:15:43,344 --> 01:15:44,710
Oh, it has inverted.
1697
01:15:44,712 --> 01:15:46,979
The time shift part
inverts matter.
1698
01:15:46,981 --> 01:15:49,214
My bad.
Oh, my God, you guys!
1699
01:15:49,216 --> 01:15:51,483
He's totally dying!
What do we do?!
1700
01:15:58,225 --> 01:15:59,825
I can fix him.
1701
01:16:01,328 --> 01:16:03,395
Eh, there.
You're vanquished.
1702
01:16:03,397 --> 01:16:05,798
And I guess I'm a hero
for saving the Guild.
1703
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:08,133
These records will
be intercepted by OSI.
1704
01:16:08,135 --> 01:16:09,301
Case closed.
1705
01:16:09,303 --> 01:16:11,737
And I'm set up
with a sweet villain gig?
1706
01:16:11,739 --> 01:16:13,338
I already have
costume ideas!
1707
01:16:13,340 --> 01:16:15,508
The Peril Partnership
will be expecting you.
1708
01:16:15,510 --> 01:16:17,876
Daisy'll fly you to their
Toronto headquarters.
1709
01:16:17,878 --> 01:16:20,079
It's time you lived up
to your pedigree.
1710
01:16:20,081 --> 01:16:21,647
You make me sound
like a poodle.
1711
01:16:23,017 --> 01:16:25,784
Or a -- Or a Petit Basset
Griffon Vendéen!
1712
01:16:25,786 --> 01:16:27,554
Stupidest dog name.
1713
01:16:27,556 --> 01:16:29,655
Don't drink that!
Watch and Ward pee in bottles.
1714
01:16:29,657 --> 01:16:30,923
That's probably pee.
1715
01:16:30,925 --> 01:16:32,825
Ugh, when guys get
comfortable somewhere,
1716
01:16:32,827 --> 01:16:34,527
they always start peeing
in bottles.
1717
01:16:34,529 --> 01:16:35,661
What is wrong with them?
1718
01:16:35,663 --> 01:16:37,096
Ugh, who the hell knows?
1719
01:16:37,098 --> 01:16:40,165
Hey, how long does your, uh,
invisible blood last?
1720
01:16:40,167 --> 01:16:42,935
Oh, like another day or so?
Why?
1721
01:16:42,937 --> 01:16:45,204
Do you wanna go do invisible
stuff and freak people out?
1722
01:16:45,206 --> 01:16:47,973
No, I gotta go
get my husb--
1723
01:16:47,975 --> 01:16:49,808
Sorry, just a sec,
these are, uh,
1724
01:16:49,810 --> 01:16:52,146
Venture's DNA results
from the mug.
1725
01:16:53,948 --> 01:16:56,648
Ch-ch-ch-ch--
Oh, my God!
1726
01:16:56,650 --> 01:16:59,351
The Phantom of the Guild!
1727
01:16:59,353 --> 01:17:01,689
The legends are true!
1728
01:17:02,790 --> 01:17:05,657
My dad...
1729
01:17:05,659 --> 01:17:07,493
What a dick.
1730
01:17:08,863 --> 01:17:11,330
I mean our dad.
1731
01:17:11,332 --> 01:17:12,532
Crazy, right?
1732
01:17:12,534 --> 01:17:13,732
Yyyyyep.
1733
01:17:13,734 --> 01:17:15,801
It figures.
1734
01:17:15,803 --> 01:17:18,170
I swear, we should've
expected this.
1735
01:17:18,172 --> 01:17:20,239
Yeaaaah, I...
1736
01:17:20,241 --> 01:17:21,775
wasn't expecting this.
1737
01:17:22,109 --> 01:17:25,244
I had done this before,
when I was younger,
1738
01:17:25,246 --> 01:17:27,179
but it was quite messy
this time.
1739
01:17:27,181 --> 01:17:30,015
Um, I-I didn't have my gloves
with me...
1740
01:17:30,017 --> 01:17:32,317
All stitched up!
He'll be fine.
1741
01:17:32,319 --> 01:17:34,786
They're just finishing up
the blood transfusion.
1742
01:17:34,788 --> 01:17:36,155
I was so worried.
1743
01:17:36,157 --> 01:17:38,423
I'm just glad he had
his brother's blood.
1744
01:17:38,425 --> 01:17:40,893
Brother's blood?
That's what you guys think?
1745
01:17:40,895 --> 01:17:42,794
-Brothers?
-They are not brothers?
1746
01:17:42,796 --> 01:17:44,029
They are not brothers.
1747
01:17:44,031 --> 01:17:45,598
They're the same guy.
1748
01:17:45,600 --> 01:17:47,634
Or clones of the same guy,
at least.
1749
01:17:47,636 --> 01:17:51,370
Other than a pinch of baboon DNA
we spliced into R-22
1750
01:17:51,372 --> 01:17:54,541
to counteract the premature
balding, they're identical.
1751
01:17:54,543 --> 01:17:56,543
They're both Rusty clones.
1752
01:17:56,545 --> 01:17:58,877
Monarch has baboon in him?
1753
01:17:58,879 --> 01:18:00,513
-Cool!
-Two percent!
1754
01:18:00,515 --> 01:18:02,848
I told Jonas, "Don't put
that monkey junk in there,
1755
01:18:02,850 --> 01:18:05,284
it'll make him more aggressive,"
but did he listen?
1756
01:18:05,286 --> 01:18:06,451
Noooo.
1757
01:18:06,453 --> 01:18:09,388
Pawned R-22 off
on that Morpho couple.
1758
01:18:09,390 --> 01:18:11,957
Couldn't have kids of their own,
poor bastards.
1759
01:18:11,959 --> 01:18:14,059
Felt sorry for 'em.
1760
01:18:14,061 --> 01:18:15,827
Uh, where are the boys?
1761
01:18:15,829 --> 01:18:19,131
I gotta blow their little minds.
1762
01:18:19,133 --> 01:18:20,367
Again.
1763
01:18:27,341 --> 01:18:29,241
How's my king butterfly?
1764
01:18:29,243 --> 01:18:31,476
S-Sweetie?
W-Where are you?
1765
01:18:31,478 --> 01:18:33,513
I'm, uh, invisible.
1766
01:18:33,515 --> 01:18:34,780
Your ex-girlfriend?
1767
01:18:34,782 --> 01:18:36,014
Yeah, she gave me
some of her blood.
1768
01:18:36,016 --> 01:18:37,316
It should wear off soon.
1769
01:18:37,318 --> 01:18:40,953
Eh, I-I'm so sorry
about all that.
1770
01:18:40,955 --> 01:18:44,323
Every stupid idea I have,
I just -- I just dig in.
1771
01:18:44,325 --> 01:18:46,325
You dig in.
I know who you are, baby.
1772
01:18:46,327 --> 01:18:49,795
Oh, so you know
I'm Dr. Venture plus baboon?
1773
01:18:49,797 --> 01:18:51,531
Fuckin' baboon.
1774
01:18:51,533 --> 01:18:53,165
You are The Monarch.
1775
01:18:53,167 --> 01:18:55,400
That Dr. Venture
makes my skin crawl
1776
01:18:55,402 --> 01:18:58,538
And you make feel like
the luckiest person alive.
1777
01:18:58,540 --> 01:19:00,607
You're not the same.
1778
01:19:00,609 --> 01:19:02,007
So, what now?
1779
01:19:02,009 --> 01:19:04,810
Spent my entire life
arching...me.
1780
01:19:04,812 --> 01:19:06,011
I'm pathetic.
1781
01:19:06,013 --> 01:19:07,746
Honey,
you're a Greek myth.
1782
01:19:07,748 --> 01:19:09,448
You're pitted
in the eternal battle
1783
01:19:09,450 --> 01:19:11,517
against the worst aspects
of yourself.
1784
01:19:11,519 --> 01:19:14,753
The Guild, it can't touch
a rivalry like that.
1785
01:19:14,755 --> 01:19:17,256
He's all yours,
if ya want.
1786
01:19:17,258 --> 01:19:18,790
Or...
1787
01:19:18,792 --> 01:19:20,025
maybe I should just...
1788
01:19:20,027 --> 01:19:21,493
give this all up.
1789
01:19:21,495 --> 01:19:22,861
It's your choice.
1790
01:19:22,863 --> 01:19:25,464
I'll stand by you
either way.
1791
01:19:25,466 --> 01:19:27,234
Tell me what to do.
1792
01:19:30,337 --> 01:19:32,904
Hey, kid,
wanna give you something.
1793
01:19:34,441 --> 01:19:37,409
Your Grandpap gave me this
before your dad was born.
1794
01:19:37,411 --> 01:19:38,944
Is it more dumb news?
1795
01:19:38,946 --> 01:19:40,779
You gonna tell me
who my mom isn't?
1796
01:19:40,781 --> 01:19:42,749
Nah, just a watch.
1797
01:19:42,751 --> 01:19:45,851
GMT Master,
Venture blue dial.
1798
01:19:45,853 --> 01:19:47,620
Tells the time
in two time zones.
1799
01:19:47,622 --> 01:19:49,121
It's heavy.
1800
01:19:49,123 --> 01:19:51,456
Yeah, that fourth hand there?
Little date window?
1801
01:19:51,458 --> 01:19:53,726
Those are called
complications.
1802
01:19:53,728 --> 01:19:56,128
Complications
make a watch special.
1803
01:19:56,130 --> 01:19:59,197
The more complications,
the more valuable.
1804
01:19:59,199 --> 01:20:01,768
Read the engraving
Jonas put on the back there.
1805
01:20:01,770 --> 01:20:03,935
"EE-LIE-GHEE TUA"?
1806
01:20:03,937 --> 01:20:05,337
Eh, close enough.
1807
01:20:05,339 --> 01:20:08,106
It's Latin for
"choose your family."
1808
01:20:08,108 --> 01:20:11,443
Blood doesn't make a family.
Love does.
1809
01:20:11,445 --> 01:20:13,312
Your Grandpap knew that.
1810
01:20:14,516 --> 01:20:16,148
Choose your family.
1811
01:20:16,150 --> 01:20:19,619
And remember that complications
make it special.
1812
01:20:23,123 --> 01:20:26,858
Well, yeah, surprisingly
uncomfortable, but...
1813
01:20:26,860 --> 01:20:29,027
Okay, so...
who is our mom?
1814
01:20:29,029 --> 01:20:30,228
Seriously, Dean,
haven't we had
1815
01:20:30,230 --> 01:20:31,631
enough family history
for one day?
1816
01:20:31,633 --> 01:20:34,232
I don't even know
who my mom is.
1817
01:20:34,234 --> 01:20:36,034
All you need to know
is that the person
1818
01:20:36,036 --> 01:20:39,137
who gave birth to you
loves you.
1819
01:20:39,139 --> 01:20:40,606
I promise they do.
1820
01:20:40,608 --> 01:20:41,907
I love you, Pop.
1821
01:20:41,909 --> 01:20:44,376
Watch the arm, son.
1822
01:20:44,378 --> 01:20:45,410
Oh, come on!
1823
01:20:45,412 --> 01:20:46,945
Who did that?
1824
01:20:46,947 --> 01:20:48,180
Who's there?
1825
01:20:48,182 --> 01:20:51,450
Feel the sting of
The Mighty Monarch!
1826
01:20:52,654 --> 01:20:55,120
Yes!
We are back!
1827
01:20:55,122 --> 01:20:57,757
Mark my words!
1828
01:20:57,759 --> 01:21:00,459
I will get you, Dr. Venture!
1829
01:21:00,461 --> 01:21:02,762
You can't hide from
the villainous wrath
1830
01:21:02,764 --> 01:21:05,163
of your better self!
1831
01:21:05,165 --> 01:21:07,567
I am radiant and vitalized
1832
01:21:07,569 --> 01:21:10,270
by the blood
of the ferocious baboon!
1833
01:21:10,904 --> 01:21:12,170
Aah!
1834
01:21:12,172 --> 01:21:14,873
Now somebody call me an Uber!
1835
01:21:16,243 --> 01:21:17,810
I knew this was coming.
1836
01:21:17,812 --> 01:21:20,278
Brock, aren't you
gonna get him?
1837
01:21:20,280 --> 01:21:22,782
Yeah, I've had enough
for tonight.
1838
01:21:22,784 --> 01:21:25,687
I'ma just get him
an Uber.
1839
01:21:25,754 --> 01:21:27,687
Pwned!
1840
01:23:09,122 --> 01:23:11,724
Well, looks like
they're about done, Helper.
1841
01:23:13,026 --> 01:23:16,129
Are you ready to meet
The Venture Brothers?
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