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Oh, hey,
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Danny Rivers here.
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So I know it's a cloudy day
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and you drove all the way from Vegas
to bring a little sunshine into our lives.
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Yeah. Thank you. You're welcome.
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Bringing the rays.
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You're radiating just energy.
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I always forget how pretty you are
until I see you. Oh.
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Is that a compliment or.
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It's the star studded.
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I can keep going.
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But when did you first realize
you were 53?
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Still figuring it out?
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I think I'm still feeling out some days.
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Yeah, I feel like that's the best
day of your life.
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There's a girl that knows that pretty
when there are two young girls.
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Yeah.
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You had to go through that awkward,
ugly phase. Yes.
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To be normal.
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Yeah. Everybody.
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You're obviously going solo.
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Yeah.
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If you don't go through that phase, like.
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Who are you?
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Who are you?
I don't want to be your friend. Exactly.
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I don't trust.
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But of course, I feel like
it's also not socially acceptable
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to acknowledge
that you are pretty to facts,
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because then you're too fancy and right
and not cool to make one.
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So are you pretty?
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I mean, like I think I am.
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I think you're pretty awesome.
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Some sometimes, you know,
I feel like I'm a little who, but.
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Well, I'm glad we didn't
get you on one of those days.
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Hey, so we were talking earlier
about eye contact.
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Now you're like a big hi person.
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Can you tell us some of the things
you look for in eyes or how you can tell
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if someone is a complete psychopath
just by looking at their eyes?
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Well, I mean, for I'm just like any like,
really big in your face.
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Like, almost like Disney character.
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Anime eyes.
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I love those.
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I get lost in those all the time.
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But, you know, they they formulated those.
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So you fall in love with them easier.
Like puppies.
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Yeah, exactly.
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But, I mean, like, there's some
people out there that have huge, big eyes.
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And when you look at them,
you're just like. Mm hmm.
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Hello?
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I think somebody is in love with you.
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Their eyes dilate for you.
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And if you're having a good time.
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Yeah, I do, I.
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But, I mean, you can figure out
a complete psychopath,
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and they're just all over the place,
and with your eyes are generating,
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just shaking. Yeah.
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Or just constantly lying to you.
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Really? Like, how can you.
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What do you look for in a liar?
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Like where they look or.
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Yeah, usually the like.
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They don't really want to look at you
kind of look away
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or their body language is kind of off.
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See, I feel like I have a problem meeting
I contact because it's a shy thing.
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Same.
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But does that mean I'm just a horrendous
liar?
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No. I mean, like, I feel like you can tell
if somebody's lying.
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You just.
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I don't know.
I can just usually figure it out.
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I have that.
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That intuition. Yeah.
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Since the recognition.
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So that must mean
you've been lied to a lot.
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You've learned a few. Yes. So
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have you ever had somebody lie to you?
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That is really terrible and hurt,
But you're kind of like, Man,
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that was a really good lie.
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And if you really had known for a while
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and we say we love you, like, Oh, man,
I was totally convinced.
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Well, okay.
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I was convinced that my
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ex and former
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best friend were not having a thing
behind my back for several months.
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But then I found out
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they were those voices shocked.
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How did you find out?
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Um, so one of her friends
that she accidentally ratted it out to,
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or she wanted to tell
somebody to get it off her chest.
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They ended up getting into a fight,
and so she came to me and told me,
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and at first I didn't believe it,
but at least she admitted to it.
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Yeah, she didn't deny it.
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You know, I even more, but I just.
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That takes some balls. Yeah.
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I mean, it'd be nice
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if she hadn't done it in the first place,
but yeah, to be a flawless human being.
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So if this was porn and they had cheated,
you would just have gone
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and do, like, a threesome.
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There have been a little bit of banter
and like, Oh, yeah, we just.
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Oh, fuck. No,
I'm sorry that didn't happen in this case.
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No, no, no. Fuck you. You know what?
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We're all here to make some God imagine
how confused the boyfriend would be.
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Yeah, we, like, catch him.
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Oh, this is. Hey, wait.
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What do I do here?
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Do you think you would think
it was a trap?
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Maybe.
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Or do you think that he would
just be sent home like this?
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I don't know.
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I If you were in that situation,
where do you think you're in a trap?
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I think I would, but I think I'd do it
anyhow.
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Just for the story. Exactly.
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So I think he's no into the trap.
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But he would not care. Yes.
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So who's the smarter person
in that situation?
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I don't know. I don't know.
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Um, So
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do you have any other boyfriend stories?
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No, not really.
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Not any fun ones. Where are you doing?
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I mean, I'm not here to just talk.
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You know what you do.
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Well, I'm here for Mr. Producer.
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That's what I'm here to.
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But I'm working out, so to speak.
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That's what you're here for?
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Yeah.
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I mean, you can join in
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the cheating situation.
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You're looking at the whole thing,
like, Wait, what do you.
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What are you doing?
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Mr. Producer, that's my girlfriend.
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Oh, no.
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Who saw this coming up?
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Typical for.
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I just.
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You here on vacation?
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You're going to have sex with my boss.
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It's kind of like Sex and
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the City situation.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, living in
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Miami.
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Too many girls nights in the.
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Oh. 000.00.
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Now. Oh
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yeah.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. How long.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Me.
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Oh oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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00000000.
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I skipped the cut but in there
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Zach.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, Oh, oh,
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oh, yeah.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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You fucking cow.
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When your student. Mr. Producer.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.
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Fucking make me so cut when you cut.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
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Oh, oh, oh, fuck.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh, wow.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, he was so good.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh.
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Hands.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Mm mm mm mm mm.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
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oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Mm mm mm mm
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mm mm.
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Oh, 00300. Be
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What do you. Oh.
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We were all 00000000000, oh,
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000, oh.
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Whoa oh, oh.
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What all.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh,
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oh, wow.
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Oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh. Now.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wow.
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Oh, oh.
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Does it feel good, Mr. Producer? Mm.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
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00400.
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You've
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only got it right.
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Big slut.
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Oh, oh oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh, me,
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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh, my goodness.
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You so good. Oh,
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oh, Lewis
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Good.
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