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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,779 --> 00:01:07,714 All of life is a coming home. 2 00:01:07,782 --> 00:01:12,048 Salesmen, secretaries, coal miners, beekeepers, sword swallowers, 3 00:01:12,119 --> 00:01:14,053 all of us. 4 00:01:14,121 --> 00:01:17,386 All the restless hearts of the world... 5 00:01:17,458 --> 00:01:20,393 all trying to find a way home. 6 00:01:22,597 --> 00:01:25,998 It's hard to describe what I felt like then. 7 00:01:26,067 --> 00:01:29,503 Picture yourself walking for days in a driving snow. 8 00:01:29,570 --> 00:01:32,505 You don't even know you're walking in circles, 9 00:01:32,573 --> 00:01:35,508 the heaviness of your legs in the drifts; 10 00:01:35,576 --> 00:01:37,942 your shouts disappearing into the wind. 11 00:01:38,012 --> 00:01:40,242 How small you can feel. 12 00:01:40,314 --> 00:01:43,112 How far away home can be. 13 00:02:00,268 --> 00:02:02,293 Home. 14 00:02:02,370 --> 00:02:05,806 The dictionary defines it as both a place of origin... 15 00:02:05,873 --> 00:02:07,932 and a goal or destination. 16 00:02:09,377 --> 00:02:11,311 And the storm? 17 00:02:11,379 --> 00:02:14,143 The storm was all in my mind. 18 00:02:14,215 --> 00:02:16,479 Or, as the poet Dante put it... 19 00:02:16,551 --> 00:02:20,248 "In the middle of the journey of my life I found myself in a dark wood... 20 00:02:20,321 --> 00:02:22,755 for I had lost the right path. " 21 00:02:23,891 --> 00:02:26,689 Eventually I would find the right path... 22 00:02:26,761 --> 00:02:29,594 but in the most unlikely place. 23 00:03:01,429 --> 00:03:03,363 How many fingers do you see? 24 00:03:03,431 --> 00:03:05,865 You crazy- Stop sneakin' up on me like that. 25 00:03:05,933 --> 00:03:07,662 How many? 26 00:03:07,735 --> 00:03:10,363 -Four. -Four? 27 00:03:10,438 --> 00:03:12,872 Four? 28 00:03:12,940 --> 00:03:14,874 Another idiot. 29 00:03:16,043 --> 00:03:18,102 You gon' love it here. 30 00:03:19,180 --> 00:03:21,614 Got a new one, Jane. Hunter Adams. 31 00:03:21,682 --> 00:03:24,617 Self-committed. Suicidal. Slate him with Dr. Prack. 32 00:03:24,685 --> 00:03:26,619 All right. 33 00:03:34,061 --> 00:03:37,189 Hey, Rudy! What's the word, my man? 34 00:03:37,264 --> 00:03:40,825 He ain't left that bed in three weeks. He won't give you any trouble. 35 00:03:40,901 --> 00:03:44,132 He needs another bedpan. They're in the closet. Wake-up is 7:00 a. m. 36 00:03:44,205 --> 00:03:46,139 Excuse me. 37 00:03:46,207 --> 00:03:49,199 Is there any way I could have my own room? 38 00:03:50,611 --> 00:03:52,738 Oh, absolutely. 39 00:03:52,813 --> 00:03:55,543 Just call the concierge and ask for a suite overlooking the fountain. 40 00:03:55,616 --> 00:03:58,050 No, I-I prefer the cabana room. 41 00:03:58,119 --> 00:04:00,178 Get some sleep. 42 00:04:11,232 --> 00:04:13,166 Hi. 43 00:04:15,036 --> 00:04:17,095 Hi. 44 00:04:20,808 --> 00:04:22,742 You're, um... 45 00:04:23,944 --> 00:04:27,607 you're a lot... fuzzier than my last roommate. 46 00:04:27,682 --> 00:04:29,274 Oh. Yeah. 47 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:31,284 Keeps me warm. 48 00:04:32,353 --> 00:04:34,913 Aaaah! 49 00:04:37,091 --> 00:04:39,719 -What's wrong? -Get 'em away! 50 00:04:39,794 --> 00:04:42,627 -Get what away? -Get 'em-Get 'em away! 51 00:04:42,697 --> 00:04:45,188 -Okay, I'm gonna have to- -You traitor! 52 00:04:45,266 --> 00:04:49,396 You brought 'em with you when you opened the door! 53 00:04:49,470 --> 00:04:52,268 Who? 54 00:04:54,275 --> 00:04:57,210 We need help in here! 55 00:04:57,278 --> 00:04:59,212 Somebody! 56 00:05:01,782 --> 00:05:03,716 -All right. -No! No! No! 57 00:05:03,784 --> 00:05:07,811 They'll get me! Don't take me down! They'll get me! No! 58 00:05:07,888 --> 00:05:10,823 Don't let the squirrels get me! Please! 59 00:05:10,891 --> 00:05:12,620 Don't let the squirrels get me! 60 00:05:15,696 --> 00:05:18,631 That was a squirrel bite! 61 00:05:18,699 --> 00:05:20,792 Squirrels. 62 00:05:23,137 --> 00:05:26,072 My father died when I was nine. 63 00:05:26,140 --> 00:05:30,236 He was in the army. He wasn't home very much. 64 00:05:31,378 --> 00:05:34,313 Two weeks before he died... 65 00:05:34,381 --> 00:05:37,316 he told me that in the Korean War... 66 00:05:37,384 --> 00:05:39,818 it felt like he'd lost his soul. 67 00:05:39,887 --> 00:05:43,482 All this time I thought it was me. 68 00:05:43,557 --> 00:05:47,493 I moved seven times in the last year. 69 00:05:47,561 --> 00:05:50,155 I've, uh, had several jobs. 70 00:05:52,066 --> 00:05:54,000 Nothing seemed to fit. 71 00:05:54,068 --> 00:05:56,002 I don't seem to fit. 72 00:05:58,572 --> 00:06:01,939 And when your father died, how did that make you feel? 73 00:06:02,009 --> 00:06:04,773 I don't know. I was nine. 74 00:06:06,347 --> 00:06:09,680 It was like there was this distinction, suddenly... 75 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:12,685 between you and the rest of the world. 76 00:06:12,753 --> 00:06:14,687 I looked around me. 77 00:06:14,755 --> 00:06:18,316 Life went on just like it did before. 78 00:06:18,392 --> 00:06:21,657 But it wasn't like it was before. 79 00:06:21,729 --> 00:06:24,664 My uncle helped. He would visit. 80 00:06:24,732 --> 00:06:26,666 He at least listened. 81 00:06:28,369 --> 00:06:30,360 And I thought... 82 00:06:30,437 --> 00:06:35,397 if I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon, or at least Uranus. 83 00:06:35,476 --> 00:06:39,003 But if I couldn't do that at least I could use my penis as a pogo stick... 84 00:06:39,079 --> 00:06:42,014 and that might be a way of getting around. 85 00:06:42,082 --> 00:06:44,380 I'm sorry? 86 00:06:44,451 --> 00:06:46,385 -Yes, that's good. -Mm-hmm. 87 00:06:48,189 --> 00:06:51,681 Well, I think you're making fine progress, Hunter. We'll talk later in group. 88 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,694 Thank you. 89 00:07:03,470 --> 00:07:07,907 Four. Four? Four! 90 00:07:07,975 --> 00:07:11,274 Ohh! Four! Ohh! 91 00:07:11,345 --> 00:07:15,406 You are all insane! Insane! Four! 92 00:07:15,482 --> 00:07:17,575 Arthur Mendelson. 93 00:07:18,986 --> 00:07:20,920 The Arthur Mendelson? 94 00:07:20,988 --> 00:07:23,115 Brand Beaton Industries. 95 00:07:23,190 --> 00:07:26,125 Guy was one of the most innovative minds of our time. 96 00:07:26,193 --> 00:07:29,128 Look at him now. He can't even count the windows. 97 00:07:31,265 --> 00:07:34,200 God. What happened to him? Why is he here? 98 00:07:34,268 --> 00:07:37,965 Self-committed. Genius syndrome. Howard Hughes-type shit. 99 00:07:38,038 --> 00:07:41,565 Constantly digging into the creative potential of the human mind. 100 00:07:44,144 --> 00:07:46,408 I guess he dug too deep. 101 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,448 This is real wood. 102 00:07:48,515 --> 00:07:51,075 Rowff! 103 00:07:54,321 --> 00:07:57,916 W-Why are we meeting in here? It's cramped. 104 00:07:57,992 --> 00:08:01,428 Well, Everton, we're meeting in here so that Rudy can participate. 105 00:08:01,495 --> 00:08:04,464 -It's cramped. -Does anyone else have a thought on that? 106 00:08:04,531 --> 00:08:07,898 -Cramped! -I think he has a question. 107 00:08:09,970 --> 00:08:13,406 Do you find that funny, Hunter, making fun of a man's infirmity? 108 00:08:13,474 --> 00:08:16,068 Maybe he does have a question. He's alive. 109 00:08:16,143 --> 00:08:19,078 -He's catatonic. -Well, he still has a brain. 110 00:08:19,146 --> 00:08:21,910 -Maybe he wants to participate too. -Yeah. 111 00:08:21,982 --> 00:08:23,916 Maybe he has a question. 112 00:08:23,984 --> 00:08:25,918 Yeah, maybe. 113 00:08:25,986 --> 00:08:28,181 Maybe he knows why we're cramped! 114 00:08:31,258 --> 00:08:34,853 Maybe Beany knows a lot more than we give him credit for. 115 00:08:34,929 --> 00:08:37,830 Excuse me. Beany? Which way is heaven? 116 00:08:37,898 --> 00:08:39,832 That's correct! 117 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:41,367 That'll be enough, Hunter. 118 00:08:41,435 --> 00:08:44,495 Beany, how much taller is Wilt Chamberlain than you? 119 00:08:44,571 --> 00:08:46,698 Right. 120 00:08:46,774 --> 00:08:49,937 Hey, Beany! Beany! Where's the ceiling? 121 00:08:50,010 --> 00:08:52,308 That's enough. Stop it. 122 00:08:52,379 --> 00:08:54,939 Where do the birds fly, Beany? 123 00:08:55,015 --> 00:08:56,949 How do you say hello to Hitler? 124 00:08:57,017 --> 00:09:00,817 Beany, how does Hitler say hello? 125 00:09:02,256 --> 00:09:06,625 How do you check an elephant for a hernia? 126 00:09:06,694 --> 00:09:10,027 Who would win a staring contest? Beany! 127 00:09:10,097 --> 00:09:12,065 Who-Who farted? 128 00:09:12,132 --> 00:09:14,225 Beany! 129 00:09:14,301 --> 00:09:17,168 -Who likes to masturbate? -Yea! 130 00:09:17,237 --> 00:09:19,205 I do! I do! 131 00:09:19,273 --> 00:09:23,209 Hey, Beany, how does an one-armed referee say "field goal"? 132 00:09:23,277 --> 00:09:24,904 Ha ha! Hey, Beany! 133 00:09:24,979 --> 00:09:28,346 Ciao, Beany! Arigato, Beany! 134 00:09:28,415 --> 00:09:30,349 Bye, Beany. 135 00:09:32,886 --> 00:09:34,945 It was a really good session, I thought. 136 00:09:51,026 --> 00:09:52,960 May I come in? 137 00:09:54,263 --> 00:09:56,697 If you bend your medial collateral ligaments... 138 00:09:56,765 --> 00:09:59,199 and place one talus in front of another... 139 00:09:59,268 --> 00:10:01,702 I don't see where you'd have a problem. 140 00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:04,705 Of course, if there were a news story covering this event... 141 00:10:04,773 --> 00:10:07,799 the headline might read: "Small Brain Enters Room. " 142 00:10:10,312 --> 00:10:13,145 The fingers. What's the answer? 143 00:10:13,215 --> 00:10:16,150 Oh, you're another one of those bright young fellows... 144 00:10:16,218 --> 00:10:19,153 who always know the right answer, is that it? 145 00:10:19,221 --> 00:10:21,382 Welcome to real life. 146 00:10:56,892 --> 00:10:58,826 How many do you see? 147 00:11:01,363 --> 00:11:04,298 -There are four fingers, Arthur. -No, no, no. Look at me. 148 00:11:04,366 --> 00:11:06,129 What? 149 00:11:06,201 --> 00:11:08,135 Y-You're focusing on the problem. 150 00:11:08,203 --> 00:11:11,297 If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution. 151 00:11:11,373 --> 00:11:14,570 Never focus on the problem. Look at me! 152 00:11:15,877 --> 00:11:18,471 How many do you see? 153 00:11:20,148 --> 00:11:23,743 No, look beyond the fingers. 154 00:11:23,819 --> 00:11:25,753 How many do you see? 155 00:11:31,326 --> 00:11:33,260 Eight. 156 00:11:33,328 --> 00:11:36,320 Eight. Eight. Yes! Yes! 157 00:11:36,398 --> 00:11:39,367 Eight's a good answer. Yes. 158 00:11:39,434 --> 00:11:41,834 See what no one else sees. 159 00:11:41,903 --> 00:11:44,633 See what everyone else chooses not to see... 160 00:11:44,706 --> 00:11:47,766 out of fear and conformity and laziness. 161 00:11:47,843 --> 00:11:51,142 See the whole world anew each day. 162 00:11:52,647 --> 00:11:55,582 Ah, the truth is, you're well on the way. 163 00:11:55,650 --> 00:11:58,585 If you didn't see something here... 164 00:11:58,653 --> 00:12:01,918 besides a crazy, bitter old man... 165 00:12:01,990 --> 00:12:04,925 you wouldn't have come in the first place. 166 00:12:08,430 --> 00:12:11,365 What do you see when you look at me, Arthur? 167 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,538 You fixed my cup. 168 00:12:19,107 --> 00:12:21,041 I'll see you around... 169 00:12:22,344 --> 00:12:24,278 Patch. 170 00:12:32,053 --> 00:12:34,487 Rudy, stop. 171 00:12:34,556 --> 00:12:36,990 You're throwing off my rhythm. 172 00:12:37,058 --> 00:12:38,992 You'll go blind. 173 00:12:40,162 --> 00:12:42,824 -Please. -I have to go to the bathroom. 174 00:12:42,898 --> 00:12:46,834 Then go. It's right over there, 15 feet away. 175 00:12:46,902 --> 00:12:50,861 -I would, but- -But what? The squirrels? 176 00:12:50,939 --> 00:12:53,373 -How many? -There's only one just now. 177 00:12:54,709 --> 00:12:57,803 You can't go to the bathroom because of one squirrel? 178 00:12:57,879 --> 00:13:00,712 If I get off the bed, he'll get the others. 179 00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:03,884 That's not the point. 180 00:13:03,952 --> 00:13:05,886 They're squirrels. 181 00:13:05,954 --> 00:13:07,979 Squirrels, Rudy. 182 00:13:08,056 --> 00:13:10,692 They're one of the most amiable creatures on the planet. 183 00:13:10,693 --> 00:13:11,993 Oh, no, they're not. 184 00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:14,995 On the list of hostile predators, they're right above the bottom... 185 00:13:15,063 --> 00:13:17,657 just above baby chicks and slugs. 186 00:13:17,732 --> 00:13:20,223 What could they possibly want? Your nuts? 187 00:13:21,303 --> 00:13:23,737 -Do you think? -Oh, Rudy. 188 00:13:23,805 --> 00:13:26,899 -Come on, I'll take you. -Don't move. 189 00:13:26,975 --> 00:13:30,240 -Don't move. -Another one? 190 00:13:31,713 --> 00:13:35,046 It's on the end of your bed, on the rail. 191 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:42,089 Be careful. It's gonna jump. 192 00:13:54,135 --> 00:13:56,695 -There's one, at the end of the bed! -Bang! 193 00:13:56,771 --> 00:13:59,706 There's one runnin' across the sprinkler! 194 00:13:59,774 --> 00:14:02,106 -Boom! -In back of the door! Back of the door! 195 00:14:02,177 --> 00:14:05,112 Coming out of the bathroom! 196 00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:07,614 Bathroom! Bathroom! Bathroom! Bathroom! 197 00:14:07,682 --> 00:14:10,082 Yea! 198 00:14:10,151 --> 00:14:13,882 Eat lead, fur bag! Blam! Ha-ha! 199 00:14:13,955 --> 00:14:17,391 -You're cured-Aaah! -You've got one on your shoulder! 200 00:14:17,459 --> 00:14:20,087 Get it off me! Get it off me! 201 00:14:20,161 --> 00:14:23,494 Get it off me! Aaaah! 202 00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:28,068 We need more cover! They're comin' in the back door! 203 00:14:28,136 --> 00:14:29,663 Get under cover, Rudy! 204 00:14:29,664 --> 00:14:31,664 Build a fort! Build a fort! We can build a fort! 205 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:36,006 -We need a fort! -Aaah! Down! Get down! 206 00:14:39,781 --> 00:14:41,715 They're gone. 207 00:14:41,783 --> 00:14:44,718 I think it's safe to go to the bathroom, Rudy. Come on. 208 00:14:44,786 --> 00:14:47,380 -No, it's too risky. -No. 209 00:14:47,455 --> 00:14:49,389 Not when you have... 210 00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:52,392 this. 211 00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:55,395 -A bazooka. -Yeah. 212 00:14:55,463 --> 00:14:57,397 Load. 213 00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:05,201 -Let's do it! -Aaaah! 214 00:15:22,657 --> 00:15:24,591 Yes. 215 00:15:32,701 --> 00:15:34,635 I'd like to leave. 216 00:15:36,204 --> 00:15:39,367 Hunter, we'll have to discuss this at your scheduled time. 217 00:15:39,441 --> 00:15:41,375 I'm leaving. 218 00:15:42,477 --> 00:15:44,411 Have you thought about what you'll do? 219 00:15:44,479 --> 00:15:46,913 I want to help people. 220 00:15:46,982 --> 00:15:50,474 Last night with Rudy, I connected to another human being. 221 00:15:50,552 --> 00:15:54,818 I want more of that. I want to learn about people, help them with their troubles. 222 00:15:54,889 --> 00:15:57,221 -That's what I do. -But you suck at it. 223 00:15:57,292 --> 00:16:00,227 You don't even look at people when they're talking. 224 00:16:00,295 --> 00:16:02,889 I want to listen, really listen to people. 225 00:16:02,964 --> 00:16:07,492 I can't allow you to leave. I believe you still have some issues to work out. 226 00:16:07,569 --> 00:16:11,005 Ah. Well, I don't need your permission because I admitted myself. 227 00:16:11,072 --> 00:16:13,006 -Hunter. -Mm-hmm? 228 00:16:13,074 --> 00:16:16,510 I must warn you my report will read "A.M.A."- 229 00:16:16,578 --> 00:16:19,741 that you were signed out of this hospital "against medical advice. " 230 00:16:19,814 --> 00:16:22,908 And my report will read "I.D.G.A.R.A." 231 00:16:22,984 --> 00:16:25,418 "I don't give a rat's ass. " 232 00:16:26,821 --> 00:16:28,755 And my name is Patch. 233 00:17:04,205 --> 00:17:06,639 Hello. How you doin'? 234 00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:08,642 How do you do? 235 00:17:10,945 --> 00:17:13,379 Hey, this is a nice room. 236 00:17:13,448 --> 00:17:14,643 May I help you? 237 00:17:14,644 --> 00:17:17,744 Yeah, I could really use a foot massage right now. 238 00:17:18,453 --> 00:17:20,387 Rephrasing: What are you doing here? 239 00:17:20,455 --> 00:17:22,889 I'm your new roommate. I-I'm moving in. 240 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:29,529 I don't mean to be rude, but aren't you a little old to be starting medical school? 241 00:17:29,597 --> 00:17:32,623 You know, Babe Ruth was 39 when he joined the Yankees. 242 00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:34,635 -No, he wasn't. -You're right. 243 00:17:34,703 --> 00:17:38,799 But I could really use an example like that, and if you ever find one, let me know. 244 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,940 Hi. Patch Adams. 245 00:17:43,011 --> 00:17:45,445 Mitch Vroman. Georgetown University. 246 00:17:45,513 --> 00:17:48,539 I was awarded the William F. Thompson Scientific Achievement Award. 247 00:17:48,616 --> 00:17:50,550 Mmm. Emerson Elementary. 248 00:17:50,618 --> 00:17:54,452 I once drew a picture of a rabbit that got me two gold stars. 249 00:17:56,624 --> 00:17:59,957 I'm gonna go back over there now. 250 00:18:04,032 --> 00:18:07,297 First do no harm. 251 00:18:07,368 --> 00:18:11,702 What is implicit in this simple precept of medicine? 252 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,968 An awesome power. 253 00:18:15,043 --> 00:18:17,477 The power to do harm. 254 00:18:18,947 --> 00:18:21,279 Who gives you this power? 255 00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:23,442 The patient. 256 00:18:23,518 --> 00:18:26,817 A patient will come to you at his moment of greatest dread.. 257 00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:30,722 hand you a knife and say, "Doctor, cut me open. " 258 00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:32,760 Why? 259 00:18:32,827 --> 00:18:34,988 Because he trusts you. 260 00:18:35,063 --> 00:18:38,430 He trusts you the way a child trusts. 261 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:43,460 He trusts you to do no harm. 262 00:18:43,538 --> 00:18:46,166 The sad fact is... 263 00:18:46,241 --> 00:18:48,709 human beings are not worthy of trust. 264 00:18:49,811 --> 00:18:51,745 It is human nature to lie... 265 00:18:51,813 --> 00:18:55,078 take shortcuts, to lose your nerve, get tired... 266 00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:57,550 make mistakes. 267 00:18:57,619 --> 00:19:01,214 No rational patient would put his trust in a human being... 268 00:19:01,289 --> 00:19:03,723 and were not gonna let him! 269 00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:05,919 It is our mission here... 270 00:19:05,994 --> 00:19:10,021 to rigorously and ruthlessly train the humanity out of you... 271 00:19:10,098 --> 00:19:12,430 and make you into something better. 272 00:19:13,802 --> 00:19:16,737 We're gonna make doctors out of you. 273 00:19:33,421 --> 00:19:35,355 Two years of studying. 274 00:19:35,423 --> 00:19:38,358 I thought we'd have more contact with patients. Didn't you? 275 00:19:38,426 --> 00:19:40,360 Hi. I'm Patch. 276 00:19:40,428 --> 00:19:42,862 You've just experienced a North American greeting... 277 00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:45,365 whereby one person offers a verbal label to another... 278 00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:47,867 as an expression of welcome and friendship. 279 00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:50,063 Lesbian. Ball-buster. Airhead. Leech. 280 00:19:50,138 --> 00:19:53,073 Whichever one of these disgusts you the most, take your pick. 281 00:19:53,141 --> 00:19:55,075 -Well- -Please pass the word. 282 00:19:55,143 --> 00:19:58,579 I am not here to date. I am not here to flirt. I'm here to study. 283 00:20:00,648 --> 00:20:02,582 Thank you. 284 00:20:02,650 --> 00:20:06,086 I thought only I could repel women with that kind of raw efficiency. 285 00:20:06,154 --> 00:20:08,918 Well, you just met your match. 286 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,254 -Patch Adams. -Truman Schiff. 287 00:20:11,326 --> 00:20:13,760 Nice to meet you, Truman. 288 00:20:13,828 --> 00:20:15,921 Will you go out with me? 289 00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:22,395 May I ask you one question? 290 00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:24,762 Do you buy everything the dean was saying today? 291 00:20:24,763 --> 00:20:25,963 What do you mean? 292 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,474 I mean, that whole drill sergeant thing. 293 00:20:28,543 --> 00:20:31,774 "We're gon' make doctors out of you medical scum. 294 00:20:31,846 --> 00:20:34,280 -Now drop down and give me 20." -Mm-hmm. 295 00:20:34,349 --> 00:20:35,907 That whole marine thing. 296 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,919 We're not even gonna see a patient until the third year. 297 00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:40,921 Up until then, it's just memorizing facts. 298 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,923 -Why don't they just shove the book up- -Hamburger? 299 00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:47,018 Right here on the colon. That's where it's going anyway. Thanks very much. 300 00:20:47,095 --> 00:20:49,791 -So, why do you wanna be a doctor? -I want to help. 301 00:20:49,864 --> 00:20:51,325 I want to connect with people. 302 00:20:51,326 --> 00:20:53,926 A doctor interacts with people at their most vulnerable. 303 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:57,267 He offers treatment, but he also offers counsel and hope. 304 00:20:57,338 --> 00:21:00,273 That's why I love the idea of being a doctor. 305 00:21:00,341 --> 00:21:03,606 I've always been fascinated by the development of the human mind. 306 00:21:03,678 --> 00:21:05,839 Ah. Pumping neurons. 307 00:21:05,914 --> 00:21:08,348 We start out so open and spontaneous. 308 00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:11,852 We're real individuals. Then somewhere along the way we're drawn to conform. 309 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,315 It's as if we're conditioned by programmed responses. 310 00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:15,516 Well, that's true. 311 00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:18,525 But sometimes you can alter the programmed response... 312 00:21:18,593 --> 00:21:22,723 just by changing some of the conditions, altering the parameters. 313 00:21:22,797 --> 00:21:24,697 Let me show you. 314 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:27,801 We'll call it the "hello" experiment. 315 00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:30,303 The goal will be to break through programmed response... 316 00:21:30,371 --> 00:21:32,305 by changing normal parameters... 317 00:21:32,373 --> 00:21:34,170 and getting a new emotional response from the person. 318 00:21:34,242 --> 00:21:36,176 Ready to enter data. 319 00:21:37,979 --> 00:21:39,913 Hello. 320 00:21:39,981 --> 00:21:42,245 Hi. 321 00:21:46,187 --> 00:21:48,121 Wait. I don't get it. 322 00:21:48,189 --> 00:21:50,316 "Hi" is a programmed response. 323 00:21:50,391 --> 00:21:52,951 -I reached her. -You scared her. 324 00:21:53,027 --> 00:21:56,190 No. Wait. Wait for it. 325 00:21:57,398 --> 00:21:59,832 Oh, you're nuts. 326 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:02,426 A smile. 327 00:22:02,503 --> 00:22:05,097 Ten seconds. Victory. 328 00:22:05,173 --> 00:22:07,437 There's more. Come, my friend. 329 00:22:09,043 --> 00:22:10,977 -Howdy! -Hi. 330 00:22:11,045 --> 00:22:12,979 See? Response time is diminishing. 331 00:22:13,047 --> 00:22:15,481 Yesterday I made 12 random phone calls. 332 00:22:15,550 --> 00:22:18,986 I talked to one man named Dale for three hours. He told me amazing things. 333 00:22:19,053 --> 00:22:21,988 But what does this all prove, other than you're out of your mind? 334 00:22:22,056 --> 00:22:24,991 What's the difference between a doctor and a scientist? 335 00:22:25,059 --> 00:22:26,993 And don't say salary. 336 00:22:27,061 --> 00:22:30,497 People. Hmm? We want to become doctors because we want to help people. 337 00:22:30,565 --> 00:22:32,499 I want to be a pediatrician. 338 00:22:32,567 --> 00:22:34,501 Okay, little people. 339 00:22:34,569 --> 00:22:38,005 The point is, we have to treat the patient as well as the disease. 340 00:22:38,072 --> 00:22:43,169 That's why we have to dive into people, wade into the sea of humanity, Truman. 341 00:22:43,244 --> 00:22:45,804 Ballroom seven, right upstairs on your left. 342 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:49,816 -You guys with the meat packers convention? -Yes, sir! 343 00:22:49,884 --> 00:22:51,818 Right up the stairs. Ballroom seven. 344 00:22:51,886 --> 00:22:54,821 -Hey! Does a chicken have lips? -You'll find out upstairs! 345 00:22:54,889 --> 00:22:57,414 Like a bulldog on a pork chop! 346 00:23:09,003 --> 00:23:11,938 You know, in New Zealand they found a whole new use for sheep. 347 00:23:12,006 --> 00:23:13,940 -What's that? -Wool! 348 00:23:15,209 --> 00:23:18,144 You're funny! You kill me! You kill me! 349 00:23:18,212 --> 00:23:20,146 -I love you! -Oh, daddy! 350 00:23:20,214 --> 00:23:23,149 And you-I bet you've heard that too! Come here! Ha ha! 351 00:23:23,217 --> 00:23:25,879 -"Herd" it? That's a goat joke! -Ohh! 352 00:23:35,396 --> 00:23:37,330 -Thank you. -Thank you. 353 00:23:40,101 --> 00:23:42,296 On your meat! 354 00:23:42,370 --> 00:23:44,804 Get set! Go! 355 00:23:46,774 --> 00:23:49,971 Ohh! Yeah! 356 00:23:51,045 --> 00:23:53,343 I won! 357 00:23:56,350 --> 00:24:00,013 Pork packers, rump wrappers, bull shippers, 358 00:24:00,088 --> 00:24:02,955 lend me your steers! 359 00:24:06,260 --> 00:24:11,357 You know, we packers have been taking a bad rap for years. 360 00:24:11,432 --> 00:24:13,866 Yeah! 361 00:24:13,935 --> 00:24:18,065 Because we all want to be the best damn packers there are! 362 00:24:18,139 --> 00:24:21,165 -Yeah! Yeah! -I'm proud of my meat! 363 00:24:21,242 --> 00:24:23,733 -And I know you're proud of your meat! -Yeah! 364 00:24:23,811 --> 00:24:26,712 -Whip it, zip it and send it out! -Yeah! 365 00:24:28,783 --> 00:24:30,876 You know, some people say chicken. 366 00:24:30,952 --> 00:24:32,146 -No! -No! 367 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,518 -Some people say fish. -No! 368 00:24:34,589 --> 00:24:39,185 I say, now is the time for cow! 369 00:24:41,262 --> 00:24:44,095 Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow! 370 00:24:44,165 --> 00:24:48,297 Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow! 371 00:24:48,569 --> 00:24:52,200 Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow! 372 00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:54,241 Hey, bud. 373 00:24:54,308 --> 00:24:56,503 -Hey! -Oh! 374 00:24:56,577 --> 00:24:59,671 Yes, thanks. Oh, yeah. 375 00:24:59,747 --> 00:25:03,183 Hey-Whoa! 376 00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:05,185 What is it? 377 00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:09,441 What's the difference between a first-year and a third-year medical student? 378 00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:18,850 Doctor Vukov, please dial line 1242. 379 00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:22,683 Dr. Vukov, please dial line 1242. 380 00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:27,357 Here we have a juvenile onset diabetic... 381 00:25:27,426 --> 00:25:30,589 with poor circulation and diabetic neuropathy. 382 00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:33,598 As you can see, these are diabetic ulcers... 383 00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:35,861 with lymphedema and evidence of gangrene. 384 00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,868 Questions? 385 00:25:37,936 --> 00:25:40,564 -Any osteomyelitis? -None apparent. 386 00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:42,197 Although not definitive. 387 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:44,401 -Treatment? -To stabilize the blood sugar. 388 00:25:44,476 --> 00:25:47,206 Consider antibiotics, possibly amputation. 389 00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:49,372 What's her name? 390 00:25:53,619 --> 00:25:56,588 I was just wondering the patient's name. 391 00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:00,524 Marjorie. 392 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,521 Hi, Marjorie. 393 00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:05,222 Hi. 394 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,857 Yes, um, thank you. 395 00:26:08,934 --> 00:26:10,868 Let's move on. 396 00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:16,207 -What are you doing? -Continuing the experiment. Come on. 397 00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:19,210 We can start a lemonade stand together after we get kicked out of medical school. 398 00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:20,973 Bye, Marjorie. 399 00:26:21,046 --> 00:26:23,981 I cannot stand it in there, Joletta. 400 00:26:24,049 --> 00:26:26,984 He doesn't have to talk to me like that. 401 00:26:27,052 --> 00:26:30,488 I know, hon, but really, how good a mood would you be in? 402 00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:34,922 -May I help you? -Oh, um- 403 00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:37,928 So I'll meet you at the club. 404 00:26:37,996 --> 00:26:41,591 Oh, great. Maybe we'll play the back nine, hmm? 405 00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:46,003 Hello. I'm Patch. 406 00:26:46,071 --> 00:26:48,005 I'm studying medicine here. 407 00:26:48,073 --> 00:26:52,134 Well, not here, but- Y-You know. 408 00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:55,009 Lookit here, Judy. Another future boss. 409 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,139 Oh, I wouldn't look at it like that. 410 00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:59,150 You may think I'm exaggeratin'... 411 00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:02,085 but in another five years you'll be so full of yourself... 412 00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:05,749 you'll have to hang a cup out your ass just to catch the excess. 413 00:27:05,824 --> 00:27:06,692 -Joletta! -Ouch. 414 00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:08,293 Well, hell, why not? 415 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:11,295 It's the only time in my life I'm gonna outrank him. 416 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:13,831 Might as well enjoy it. 417 00:27:13,899 --> 00:27:15,100 Who's in that room? 418 00:27:15,101 --> 00:27:17,901 Don't even think about it. He'll bite your head off. 419 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:20,165 Mr. Davis. Pancreatic cancer. 420 00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:23,274 How long does he have? 421 00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:26,277 Longer than you, if you go in that room. 422 00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:28,438 So be sure you steer clear. 423 00:27:28,514 --> 00:27:31,108 Yes, ma'am. Thank you. 424 00:27:33,919 --> 00:27:36,285 Hey! What year are you? 425 00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:43,527 -Hi. -Hey. 426 00:27:52,271 --> 00:27:55,138 Dr. Landaker to Administration. 427 00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:57,641 Dr. Landaker to Administration, please. 428 00:28:27,672 --> 00:28:29,006 Hi. 429 00:28:29,574 --> 00:28:30,839 Hi. 430 00:28:30,909 --> 00:28:33,605 -What's your name? -Cameron. 431 00:28:33,679 --> 00:28:36,944 Hi, Cameron. I'm Patch. 432 00:28:58,103 --> 00:29:01,436 I have a cold. Just a bit of a cold. 433 00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:05,273 Is my nose red? Oh, it is. It's red. 434 00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:09,971 Ohh! Oh. 435 00:29:10,048 --> 00:29:12,278 What's that? You don't know? 436 00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:14,285 I don't either. Let's find out. 437 00:29:15,854 --> 00:29:17,788 Taxi! 438 00:29:17,856 --> 00:29:20,791 Try on you. Give it to me. 439 00:29:23,629 --> 00:29:26,564 It's working very well. 440 00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:28,759 Let's see what else we have. 441 00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:31,064 Look at some of this stuff. 442 00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:44,509 Bee kisses. 443 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:56,594 Hi. 444 00:29:56,662 --> 00:29:58,596 -Hi. -You mind if I sit down? 445 00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:28,526 Hah? Well, then, hello, hello. 446 00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:30,118 Oh, look at- 447 00:30:42,975 --> 00:30:45,967 Yee-haah! Yee-haah! 448 00:30:46,044 --> 00:30:50,071 Whoa! Whoa! Yee-haah! 449 00:30:50,148 --> 00:30:52,742 Come on, buddy! Whee-haah! 450 00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:56,580 What is going on here? 451 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:12,762 Sit down. 452 00:31:12,838 --> 00:31:16,365 Get in your beds right now. 453 00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:18,409 Sit down! Sit down! 454 00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:23,911 Lie down in your beds right now! 455 00:31:23,982 --> 00:31:27,247 -I've checked up on you, Hunter. -Patch. 456 00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:30,254 Hunter, Dr. Prack was a colleague of mine at Bringham. 457 00:31:30,322 --> 00:31:32,756 He tells me you have a brilliant mind... 458 00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:37,352 and, like many brilliant people, you don't necessarily think the rules apply to you. 459 00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:40,865 Not all the rules, sir, but the Golden Rule, I think that applies to everyone. 460 00:31:40,932 --> 00:31:42,866 Don't you, sir? 461 00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:47,098 I've also heard you have a real passion to be a doctor, Hunter. 462 00:31:47,172 --> 00:31:49,106 Patch. 463 00:31:49,174 --> 00:31:53,076 Truth of it is, Hunter, passion doesn't make doctors. 464 00:31:53,145 --> 00:31:55,545 I make doctors. 465 00:31:55,614 --> 00:31:57,548 Understood? 466 00:31:57,616 --> 00:32:00,107 -Understood. -Good. 467 00:32:00,185 --> 00:32:04,977 Medical students, as a rule, have no contact with patients until the third year. 468 00:32:05,378 --> 00:32:06,902 -Is that clear? -It is, sir, but don't you think- 469 00:32:06,979 --> 00:32:11,416 Our way of doing things is a product of centuries of experience. 470 00:32:12,919 --> 00:32:14,853 It's all there for a reason. 471 00:32:18,424 --> 00:32:20,858 It's my hospital. 472 00:32:20,927 --> 00:32:23,862 I know everything that goes on inside of it. 473 00:32:25,598 --> 00:32:27,532 Everything. 474 00:32:29,468 --> 00:32:31,402 Deviation of the tongue. 475 00:32:31,470 --> 00:32:33,438 -A problem with the cranial nerve. -Which side? 476 00:32:33,506 --> 00:32:35,940 -Right side, tenth nerve. -Twelfth nerve. 477 00:32:36,008 --> 00:32:38,943 Do you know how many billions of dollars are wasted on malpractice insurance? 478 00:32:39,011 --> 00:32:41,946 That's money that goes to lawyers that could go to patients. 479 00:32:42,014 --> 00:32:43,110 Hi, guys. Sorry I'm late. 480 00:32:43,111 --> 00:32:46,111 Does everybody know Carin Fisher, Adelane's roommate? 481 00:32:46,185 --> 00:32:49,120 I invited her to join our study group. 482 00:32:51,290 --> 00:32:54,225 So, Carin, why do you want to be a doctor? 483 00:32:54,293 --> 00:32:57,228 Is it just me, or do we have a lot of work to do? 484 00:32:57,296 --> 00:32:59,821 It's just a question. I think it's the question. 485 00:32:59,899 --> 00:33:02,561 Actually, I don't find the question here in the outline. 486 00:33:02,635 --> 00:33:04,967 -What page are you on? -Uh, 1432. 487 00:33:05,037 --> 00:33:06,800 Deviation of a tongue. 488 00:33:06,873 --> 00:33:09,433 We'd learn more if we were working closely with patients. 489 00:33:09,508 --> 00:33:12,602 That's why we're studying- to learn enough to help the patients. 490 00:33:12,678 --> 00:33:15,112 Adelane, don't waste your breath. 491 00:33:15,181 --> 00:33:17,115 Don't you th- 492 00:33:17,183 --> 00:33:19,515 Don't you think I see through you? 493 00:33:19,585 --> 00:33:22,520 You act like you're above the system when you're really just a nonconformist. 494 00:33:22,588 --> 00:33:24,522 You have to get under the fingernails... 495 00:33:24,590 --> 00:33:27,024 of any authority figure that crosses your path... 496 00:33:27,093 --> 00:33:29,323 as a way of dealing with some insecurity. 497 00:33:29,395 --> 00:33:31,329 Antisocial personality, I believe. Intriguing diagnosis. 498 00:33:31,397 --> 00:33:35,026 Truman, this isn't funny. Smart people flunk out of here all the time. 499 00:33:35,101 --> 00:33:39,504 Yeah, uh, odds are one of the five of us sitting here, actually. 500 00:33:39,572 --> 00:33:41,506 I have another question. 501 00:33:41,574 --> 00:33:43,508 In a perfect system... 502 00:33:43,576 --> 00:33:46,010 why are patients referred to by their disease... 503 00:33:46,078 --> 00:33:48,713 as in "that interesting cancer patient," and not by their name? 504 00:33:48,781 --> 00:33:51,375 It certainly isn't to be mean. It's to prevent transference. 505 00:33:51,376 --> 00:33:52,176 And why is that bad? 506 00:33:52,251 --> 00:33:55,652 -And the one flunking out is? -Can we get back to the tongue? 507 00:33:55,721 --> 00:33:58,656 What if a doctor becomes emotionally involved with a patient? 508 00:33:58,724 --> 00:34:00,658 Does a doctor explode? No. 509 00:34:00,726 --> 00:34:02,591 Who came up with these rules? 510 00:34:02,662 --> 00:34:04,596 It's against the Hippocratic oath, I think. 511 00:34:04,664 --> 00:34:07,599 I don't really have time for this. Sorry. 512 00:34:09,201 --> 00:34:10,964 Bye. 513 00:34:11,037 --> 00:34:12,971 -Bye. -Sorry. 514 00:34:13,039 --> 00:34:15,200 -Charming. -Bye. 515 00:34:15,274 --> 00:34:17,208 -Truman? -Yeah. 516 00:34:17,276 --> 00:34:20,512 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stop you from studying. 517 00:34:20,513 --> 00:34:21,279 Go away! 518 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,816 I believe there's more to being a doctor... 519 00:34:22,817 --> 00:34:24,783 than memorizing facts about the ventricular artery. 520 00:34:24,784 --> 00:34:27,419 I don't care what you think. I care about my biology test. 521 00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:29,622 Maybe I could help you. I read the bio book. 522 00:34:29,623 --> 00:34:30,723 The whole book? 523 00:34:30,790 --> 00:34:32,724 Oh, yeah. Now I'm on to Whitman. 524 00:34:32,792 --> 00:34:36,228 You can get Leaves of Grass at the bookstore if you have a 20% student I.D. card. 525 00:34:36,295 --> 00:34:37,892 I don't want Walt Whitman. 526 00:34:37,893 --> 00:34:39,893 He wouldn't want you either. He was a homosexual. 527 00:34:39,965 --> 00:34:42,563 But that's not relevant. What's relevant is that he was a medical man. 528 00:34:42,635 --> 00:34:45,233 He was a nurse in the Civil War and wrote great poetry. 529 00:34:45,304 --> 00:34:47,864 "Afoot and lighthearted, I take to the open road-" 530 00:34:47,940 --> 00:34:50,875 Look, I'm not sure if you've noticed this... 531 00:34:50,943 --> 00:34:55,539 but in a class of 163 students there are eight women-eight. 532 00:34:55,614 --> 00:34:57,810 I've had to work really hard to get here, 533 00:34:57,811 --> 00:34:59,611 and I'm gonna have to work even harder to stay... 534 00:34:59,618 --> 00:35:03,452 and I'm not about to blow it by wasting my time on your flighty theories of goodness. 535 00:35:03,522 --> 00:35:06,753 I'm here to learn about medicine. Period. 536 00:35:06,826 --> 00:35:08,760 Excuse me. 537 00:35:10,262 --> 00:35:13,197 I think somebody is running away from something. 538 00:35:13,265 --> 00:35:16,723 Why can't it just be that I'm running away from you? 539 00:35:36,622 --> 00:35:38,055 Hi. 540 00:35:42,294 --> 00:35:45,161 Very nice. Very nice. 541 00:35:49,769 --> 00:35:51,760 Do I look thin to you? 542 00:35:51,837 --> 00:35:54,772 'Cause I'm tryin' to lose a little weight. 543 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,808 Is this too much? Have I gone too far? 544 00:35:56,876 --> 00:35:59,208 I got a boner. 545 00:35:59,278 --> 00:36:01,007 I am a boner. 546 00:36:11,824 --> 00:36:14,258 Donner, party of 50! 547 00:36:14,326 --> 00:36:17,853 Donner! Donner party! Over here! 548 00:36:17,930 --> 00:36:20,364 I don't know what's wrong here. 549 00:36:20,433 --> 00:36:24,267 I'm tryin' to light the dials here, but, uh... 550 00:36:24,336 --> 00:36:27,328 bottom line is, your TV's broken here. 551 00:36:29,542 --> 00:36:32,943 My name is Officer Patty O'Furniture. 552 00:36:33,012 --> 00:36:35,947 I'm here today to talk to you briefly about narcolepsy. 553 00:36:36,015 --> 00:36:38,483 Narcolepsy- 554 00:36:38,551 --> 00:36:39,882 Clown salute! 555 00:36:39,952 --> 00:36:43,046 Very good! 556 00:36:43,122 --> 00:36:44,714 Wide face! 557 00:36:46,058 --> 00:36:48,026 Fart face! 558 00:36:49,762 --> 00:36:53,198 The hospital will cover all of your bills. 559 00:36:53,265 --> 00:36:55,199 Any other questions? 560 00:36:55,267 --> 00:36:58,668 My name is Doctor... Phil. 561 00:36:58,737 --> 00:37:01,729 I'll be your surgeon- Oh, there you are. 562 00:37:01,807 --> 00:37:05,402 Ha ha ha! Hey! Let's get ready to party! 563 00:37:09,048 --> 00:37:12,381 Grazie! Hey! Grazie! 564 00:37:12,451 --> 00:37:14,419 Grazie! Now take a bow! 565 00:37:37,576 --> 00:37:40,010 Don't believe everything you read. 566 00:37:40,079 --> 00:37:43,276 Looks like you didn't need that study group after all. 567 00:37:43,349 --> 00:37:46,284 Well, it's no 98, but I'm still here. 568 00:37:46,352 --> 00:37:48,286 Yeah. 569 00:37:48,354 --> 00:37:50,914 -Excuse me. -Oh, excuse me. Excuse me. 570 00:37:50,990 --> 00:37:52,719 Excuse me. 571 00:37:55,227 --> 00:37:58,363 You know, this completely disrupts my point of view. 572 00:37:58,364 --> 00:37:59,064 Mm-hmm. 573 00:37:59,065 --> 00:38:01,598 It was so much more convenient thinking of you as an idiot. 574 00:38:01,667 --> 00:38:04,101 -Don't count me out yet. -It's frustrating. 575 00:38:04,170 --> 00:38:07,537 I study all night, and I'm barely hanging on by my fingernails. 576 00:38:07,606 --> 00:38:10,541 Oh, forget about that. I want to show you something that's extraordinary. 577 00:38:12,611 --> 00:38:14,943 -An enema bulb? -It used to be. 578 00:38:15,014 --> 00:38:17,448 This amazing piece of rubber... 579 00:38:17,516 --> 00:38:19,746 when applied to your face... 580 00:38:19,818 --> 00:38:21,911 can brighten another person's day. 581 00:38:22,988 --> 00:38:25,422 Even a suffering patient. 582 00:38:25,491 --> 00:38:28,927 -I'm sure it's really great for kids, but- -No, not just kids. Anybody. 583 00:38:28,994 --> 00:38:30,928 Patients are opening up to me, Carin. 584 00:38:30,996 --> 00:38:32,930 They're sharing their dreams, their fantasies... 585 00:38:32,998 --> 00:38:35,432 and if you hit on the right topic... 586 00:38:35,501 --> 00:38:37,765 they brighten up for one brief moment. 587 00:38:37,836 --> 00:38:39,770 They don't concentrate on the pain. 588 00:38:39,838 --> 00:38:42,966 They don't even feel the pain. 589 00:38:43,042 --> 00:38:44,976 -Try it on. -No, thank you. 590 00:38:45,044 --> 00:38:48,309 I want you to try it on and help me. Just try it on. 591 00:38:48,380 --> 00:38:51,315 If you don't laugh, you'll never see it again. 592 00:38:51,383 --> 00:38:54,352 But if you do, you have to help me. 593 00:38:54,420 --> 00:38:56,354 Just try it on. 594 00:39:00,226 --> 00:39:02,091 Hmm. 595 00:39:03,529 --> 00:39:06,362 You didn't say anything about a mirror. 596 00:39:08,067 --> 00:39:10,661 Who do you think you look like? 597 00:39:11,904 --> 00:39:13,701 Karl Malden? 598 00:39:16,075 --> 00:39:18,600 You cheated. 599 00:39:19,845 --> 00:39:21,813 You can take the nose off now. 600 00:39:23,082 --> 00:39:25,016 So, what's the favor? 601 00:39:55,381 --> 00:39:57,315 Psst. 602 00:39:58,617 --> 00:40:00,084 Ready? 603 00:40:06,592 --> 00:40:08,719 Dumbo incoming! 604 00:40:12,498 --> 00:40:15,433 Bag 'im, Bwana! 605 00:40:17,836 --> 00:40:19,929 Killer poodle! You got lucky! 606 00:40:20,005 --> 00:40:22,940 Piranha fish! Yea! Very good! 607 00:40:23,008 --> 00:40:25,875 Man down! 608 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,475 -What was that? -It's nothing. 609 00:40:30,549 --> 00:40:32,483 Should I go check? 610 00:40:32,551 --> 00:40:34,485 I said, it's nothin'. 611 00:40:39,992 --> 00:40:41,960 One last one! 612 00:40:42,027 --> 00:40:44,257 Oww! 613 00:40:48,867 --> 00:40:52,303 Well, congratulations, Jackie. 614 00:40:52,371 --> 00:40:56,402 You've done it all. You've nailed every balloon from here to Timbuktu. 615 00:40:57,676 --> 00:41:00,611 That was incredible, Patch. 616 00:41:00,679 --> 00:41:02,647 Almost as good as the real thing. 617 00:41:05,050 --> 00:41:07,484 One last safari. 618 00:41:07,553 --> 00:41:09,487 That's all I wanted. 619 00:41:11,190 --> 00:41:14,887 Thank you, Truman. Both of you. 620 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,894 That was wonderful. 621 00:41:16,962 --> 00:41:20,398 Yes, it's been a long time for me. 622 00:41:20,466 --> 00:41:23,629 What about you, dear? What's your fantasy? 623 00:41:23,702 --> 00:41:25,795 Oh. 624 00:41:25,871 --> 00:41:27,805 When I was a little girl... 625 00:41:27,873 --> 00:41:32,173 whenever my mother would cook spaghetti... 626 00:41:32,244 --> 00:41:37,614 she would let me reach into the pot and squeeze the noodles. 627 00:41:37,683 --> 00:41:39,412 Oh! 628 00:41:40,552 --> 00:41:42,747 I've always wanted... 629 00:41:42,821 --> 00:41:46,484 to be in a swimming pool full of noodles... 630 00:41:46,558 --> 00:41:49,994 wall-to-wall and top-to-bottom. 631 00:41:50,062 --> 00:41:54,999 An entire pool full of noodles. 632 00:41:56,368 --> 00:41:58,632 Oh. 633 00:41:58,704 --> 00:42:00,638 How about a poodle? 634 00:42:02,174 --> 00:42:05,610 And the award for valor goes to Truman Schiff and his red welt. 635 00:42:05,677 --> 00:42:06,913 Thank you, Truman. 636 00:42:06,914 --> 00:42:09,581 Located just above my nasal bone, adjacent to my- 637 00:42:09,681 --> 00:42:11,615 -Glabella! -Glabella! 638 00:42:11,683 --> 00:42:13,674 Good night, Truman. 639 00:42:15,354 --> 00:42:17,288 Right. 640 00:42:17,356 --> 00:42:20,291 Fun's fun, kids, but my welt and I have a study date... 641 00:42:20,359 --> 00:42:22,793 with the autonomic nerves of the thorax. 642 00:42:22,861 --> 00:42:25,196 Good luck. Watch out for the circle of Willis. 643 00:42:25,197 --> 00:42:26,163 Good luck to you. 644 00:42:26,164 --> 00:42:28,799 And our next award, in the tradition of the great poodle handlers... 645 00:42:28,867 --> 00:42:30,801 where no actual transference took place- 646 00:42:30,869 --> 00:42:35,033 All right. What you did in there, it was very nice, I admit. 647 00:42:35,107 --> 00:42:38,042 Whoa. Is that a little ice that just chipped off? 648 00:42:38,110 --> 00:42:41,045 -You're never serious, are you? -No. I tried that for years. 649 00:42:41,113 --> 00:42:43,547 Never really worked for me. 650 00:42:43,615 --> 00:42:45,549 -Yeah. -Yeah. 651 00:42:45,617 --> 00:42:47,551 Oh. 652 00:42:47,619 --> 00:42:50,554 Well, I'd better go hit the thorax as well, so- 653 00:42:50,622 --> 00:42:52,556 I have a crush on you. 654 00:42:52,624 --> 00:42:56,611 Ha! I can't believe I just blurted that out. 655 00:42:56,745 --> 00:43:00,044 Look, thank you for taking me along tonight. 656 00:43:00,115 --> 00:43:02,675 I actually had fun. 657 00:43:02,751 --> 00:43:04,378 Good night. 658 00:43:04,453 --> 00:43:06,114 Wait a minute. 659 00:43:06,188 --> 00:43:09,351 When I said I had a crush on you, you didn't say... 660 00:43:09,424 --> 00:43:11,949 "No way, loser. I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. " 661 00:43:12,027 --> 00:43:13,619 That means something. 662 00:43:13,695 --> 00:43:17,654 Maybe I was just being polite and I didn't want to hurt your feelings. 663 00:43:17,732 --> 00:43:20,030 But you're not polite. You're rude. 664 00:43:20,101 --> 00:43:22,035 Sometimes you're downright bitchy. 665 00:43:23,271 --> 00:43:25,205 -Good night. -Good night. 666 00:43:40,455 --> 00:43:43,891 Dr. Hyer, please dial the pharmacy. 667 00:44:09,484 --> 00:44:11,748 Blue skies 668 00:44:11,820 --> 00:44:14,084 Shining on me 669 00:44:14,155 --> 00:44:16,783 Nothin' but blue skies 670 00:44:16,858 --> 00:44:19,349 Do I see 671 00:44:19,427 --> 00:44:21,361 Bluebirds 672 00:44:21,429 --> 00:44:23,056 Singin' a song 673 00:44:23,131 --> 00:44:26,328 -Are you a doctor? -No. I'm a medical student. 674 00:44:26,401 --> 00:44:29,837 But if there's anything I can do to help you- 675 00:44:29,905 --> 00:44:32,840 -You wanna help me? -Oh, yeah. What can I do? 676 00:44:32,908 --> 00:44:34,842 Listen, you little do-gooder prick. 677 00:44:34,910 --> 00:44:37,845 If you wanna make yourself feel good, don't make me pay for it. 678 00:44:37,913 --> 00:44:40,404 Now get out of here, 'cause you don't help shit! 679 00:45:03,538 --> 00:45:06,302 Dr. Maslow, line 214, please. 680 00:45:06,374 --> 00:45:08,808 Dr. Maslow, line 214. 681 00:45:10,745 --> 00:45:13,839 Yo! Ride 'em, cowboy! Whoo-hoo! 682 00:45:13,915 --> 00:45:17,112 Yea! 683 00:45:19,688 --> 00:45:22,816 Oh! Oh! I surrender! I'll tell you what you want to know! 684 00:45:22,891 --> 00:45:25,826 Do you wanna tell me what it is you think you're doing? 685 00:45:27,295 --> 00:45:28,762 Oh. 686 00:45:31,700 --> 00:45:34,134 Uh... 687 00:45:34,202 --> 00:45:36,136 just getting a few laughs, sir. 688 00:45:37,939 --> 00:45:40,874 The American Journal of Medicine has found that laughter... 689 00:45:40,942 --> 00:45:42,967 increases secretion of catecholamines and endorphins... 690 00:45:43,044 --> 00:45:45,308 which in turn increases oxygenation of the blood, relaxes the arteries... 691 00:45:45,380 --> 00:45:48,315 speeds up the heart, decreases blood pressure... 692 00:45:48,383 --> 00:45:51,318 which has a positive effect on all cardiovascular and respiratory ailments... 693 00:45:51,386 --> 00:45:54,480 as well as overall increasing the immune system response. 694 00:46:02,297 --> 00:46:04,026 Smart clown, eh? 695 00:46:08,903 --> 00:46:10,803 Mr. Adams. 696 00:46:10,872 --> 00:46:13,807 When I told you I knew Dr. Prack... 697 00:46:13,875 --> 00:46:17,811 did I mislead you in some way to think I'm a pushover, like he is? 698 00:46:17,879 --> 00:46:20,313 Kindly remove that coat. 699 00:46:20,382 --> 00:46:24,250 I told you you are not to see the patients till the third year. 700 00:46:24,319 --> 00:46:26,253 I'm just visiting friends, sir. 701 00:46:26,321 --> 00:46:28,255 Why are you here? 702 00:46:28,323 --> 00:46:31,258 If you want to be a clown, go join the circus. 703 00:46:31,326 --> 00:46:34,261 Patients don't need to be entertained. They don't need a friend. 704 00:46:34,329 --> 00:46:37,264 They need a doctor. 705 00:46:37,332 --> 00:46:40,301 I don't want to see you in this hospital again. 706 00:46:40,368 --> 00:46:44,065 What if I visit the patients on my own time? 707 00:46:44,139 --> 00:46:47,074 Yes, about your own time. 708 00:46:47,142 --> 00:46:50,373 It's been brought to our attention that perhaps we should be suspicious... 709 00:46:50,445 --> 00:46:52,379 of the level of your grades. 710 00:46:52,447 --> 00:46:54,347 What are you saying? I'm cheating? 711 00:46:54,416 --> 00:46:58,079 Your scores are among the top in your class, yet you never seem to study. 712 00:46:58,153 --> 00:47:00,121 That's ridiculous. 713 00:47:00,188 --> 00:47:02,588 Your classmates don't seem to think so. 714 00:47:02,657 --> 00:47:05,057 Really. Who? 715 00:47:05,126 --> 00:47:09,222 I'm warning you. Stay out of this hospital. 716 00:47:20,542 --> 00:47:22,476 You told Walcott I cheated. 717 00:47:22,544 --> 00:47:25,479 I know you did it. Just tell me why. 718 00:47:25,547 --> 00:47:27,481 Look, cut the crap, Hunter. 719 00:47:27,549 --> 00:47:30,484 I live with you. I know how much you study, or don't study. 720 00:47:30,552 --> 00:47:34,113 And you do better than me? Give me a break. 721 00:47:34,189 --> 00:47:39,126 You arrogant, pompous prick! Who appointed you custodian of the medical profession? 722 00:47:39,194 --> 00:47:43,062 Is it because your father and his father was a doctor, some sort of genetic thing? 723 00:47:43,131 --> 00:47:45,224 -You're damn right. -Really? 724 00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:47,234 I grew up with it. 725 00:47:47,302 --> 00:47:50,760 I know what it takes to look in the eyes of dying people day after day... 726 00:47:50,839 --> 00:47:52,773 and come home for dinner at night. 727 00:47:52,841 --> 00:47:56,106 -I know what it takes. You don't have it. -Oh, really. And you do? 728 00:47:56,177 --> 00:47:58,907 If you don't like me, just say it. 729 00:47:58,980 --> 00:48:01,073 I don't like you! 730 00:48:01,149 --> 00:48:04,482 Why don't you like me? You're a prick, and I like you. 731 00:48:04,552 --> 00:48:06,679 Because you make my effort a joke! 732 00:48:06,755 --> 00:48:10,088 I want to be a doctor! This isn't a game to me! 733 00:48:10,158 --> 00:48:12,353 This isn't playtime! 734 00:48:12,427 --> 00:48:15,191 This is serious business! 735 00:48:15,263 --> 00:48:18,824 I have it in me to be a great doctor... 736 00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:22,597 but in order to do that I have to sacrifice if I want to be better. 737 00:48:22,670 --> 00:48:24,604 "Better. " Better than me, hmm? 738 00:48:24,672 --> 00:48:27,607 I will save lives that could have otherwise not been saved. 739 00:48:27,675 --> 00:48:31,111 Now, I could be like you and go around laughing and have a good time, ha ha... 740 00:48:31,179 --> 00:48:34,114 but I prefer to learn, because the more I learn... 741 00:48:34,182 --> 00:48:37,379 the more likely I will have the right answer at the crucial moment and save a life. 742 00:48:37,452 --> 00:48:40,182 And you say I'm a prick? You say I'm a prick? 743 00:48:40,255 --> 00:48:42,189 You know, maybe I am... 744 00:48:42,257 --> 00:48:45,192 but you ask the average person, when death comes knocking at their door... 745 00:48:45,260 --> 00:48:48,696 whether they want a prick on their side or some kindergarten teacher... 746 00:48:48,763 --> 00:48:50,697 who's gonna kiss their ass! 747 00:48:50,765 --> 00:48:53,700 Because when that day comes I want the prick... 748 00:48:53,768 --> 00:48:55,702 and so will you. 749 00:49:06,781 --> 00:49:10,114 You know, I forget how young you are, Mitch... 750 00:49:10,185 --> 00:49:13,279 that you think you have to be a prick to get things done... 751 00:49:13,354 --> 00:49:16,790 and that you actually think that that's a new idea. 752 00:49:30,572 --> 00:49:34,008 You know what I oughta do? Take it to the state medical board. 753 00:49:34,075 --> 00:49:37,841 There's gotta be some constitutional right for visiting the sick. 754 00:49:41,449 --> 00:49:43,383 Why don't you say anything? 755 00:49:43,451 --> 00:49:45,715 Sorry, Patch. 756 00:49:45,787 --> 00:49:47,721 I think Walcott has a point. 757 00:49:47,789 --> 00:49:49,552 It's a hospital. 758 00:49:49,624 --> 00:49:52,718 People are suffering and dying. 759 00:49:52,794 --> 00:49:57,697 We're all dying, Truman. Our job is to increase health. 760 00:49:57,765 --> 00:49:59,699 You know what that means? 761 00:49:59,767 --> 00:50:02,895 That means improving the quality of life, not just delaying death. 762 00:50:04,405 --> 00:50:06,339 Either way, I- 763 00:50:06,407 --> 00:50:11,743 For your own sake, I th-I think you should just lay low for a while. 764 00:50:13,214 --> 00:50:15,148 Maybe you're right. 765 00:50:40,975 --> 00:50:44,467 Preview of coming attractions. 766 00:50:44,545 --> 00:50:46,479 Nurse. 767 00:50:46,547 --> 00:50:52,348 "Death. To die. To expire. To pass on. To perish. " 768 00:50:52,349 --> 00:50:54,782 To peg out. To push up daisies. To push up posies. 769 00:50:54,850 --> 00:50:56,647 To become extinct. 770 00:50:56,719 --> 00:51:00,985 Curtains, deceased, demised, departed and defunct. 771 00:51:01,057 --> 00:51:03,082 Dead as a doornail. Dead as a herring. 772 00:51:03,159 --> 00:51:05,650 Dead as a mutton. Dead as nits. 773 00:51:05,728 --> 00:51:10,461 The last breath. Paying a debt to nature. The big sleep. 774 00:51:10,533 --> 00:51:13,661 God's way of saying, "Slow down. " 775 00:51:26,048 --> 00:51:27,982 To check out. 776 00:51:31,153 --> 00:51:33,621 To shuffle off this mortal coil. 777 00:51:33,689 --> 00:51:35,953 To head for the happy hunting ground. 778 00:51:36,025 --> 00:51:38,619 To blink for an exceptionally long period of time. 779 00:51:38,694 --> 00:51:41,185 To find oneself without breath. 780 00:51:41,263 --> 00:51:45,029 -To be the incredible decaying man. -Worm buffet. 781 00:51:45,101 --> 00:51:47,126 -Kick the bucket. -Buy the farm. 782 00:51:47,203 --> 00:51:49,501 -Take the cab. -Cash in your chips. 783 00:51:49,572 --> 00:51:52,439 And if we bury you ass up, we have a place to park my bike. 784 00:51:55,177 --> 00:51:59,113 Whoo! Comin' out of chute number nine, ridin' that morphine pony! 785 00:51:59,181 --> 00:52:01,046 Whoo-aaah! 786 00:52:01,117 --> 00:52:03,881 Come on now. Hey, yeah 787 00:52:03,953 --> 00:52:06,888 Let's check out the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out. 788 00:52:08,791 --> 00:52:13,888 Here we see that the vitreous body is composed of a transparent jelly... 789 00:52:13,963 --> 00:52:15,897 with a mesh of collagen fibers. 790 00:52:15,965 --> 00:52:17,899 Lights, please. 791 00:52:17,967 --> 00:52:22,028 Uh, before we adjourn Dean Walcott has a brief announcement. 792 00:52:22,104 --> 00:52:24,231 He's gonna have the sex change! 793 00:52:25,541 --> 00:52:27,475 Next Monday the hospital is hosting... 794 00:52:27,543 --> 00:52:29,807 a medical seminar-slash-retreat... 795 00:52:29,879 --> 00:52:33,178 for the Fellowship of the American College of Gynecologists. 796 00:52:33,249 --> 00:52:35,240 I'll get the strippers. 797 00:52:35,317 --> 00:52:37,250 It is important that they be received in a manner suitable... 798 00:52:37,251 --> 00:52:39,187 to their status and position. 799 00:52:39,188 --> 00:52:43,154 I have traditionally selected an outstanding student... 800 00:52:43,225 --> 00:52:45,318 to head the welcoming committee. 801 00:52:45,394 --> 00:52:48,488 The time demands are great, and I wouldn't want to jeopardize... 802 00:52:48,564 --> 00:52:51,499 the academic performance of a weaker student. 803 00:52:51,567 --> 00:52:53,933 This year I have chosen... 804 00:52:54,003 --> 00:52:55,698 Hunter Adams. 805 00:52:55,771 --> 00:52:57,705 Oh. Well, thank you. 806 00:52:57,773 --> 00:52:59,263 Hunter... 807 00:52:59,341 --> 00:53:02,708 there's a detailed list of instructions in my office. 808 00:53:02,778 --> 00:53:07,408 Oh, and, uh, the auditorium could use a good cleaning. 809 00:53:14,123 --> 00:53:18,389 Did you hear him? "In a style according to their stature and position. " 810 00:53:18,460 --> 00:53:22,897 "I am a great doctor! Worship me! Spread before me! 811 00:53:22,965 --> 00:53:25,399 Who dares stand?" 812 00:53:25,467 --> 00:53:29,733 You know what I'm thinking? Maybe we should decorate with a western motif. 813 00:53:29,805 --> 00:53:31,739 How about that? Ah. 814 00:53:31,807 --> 00:53:34,742 Something with stirrups and a big banner that says... 815 00:53:34,810 --> 00:53:37,745 "Howdy, gyneroos! Dilated to meet ya!" 816 00:53:37,813 --> 00:53:40,748 -How about that? -How about just doing it straight? 817 00:53:40,816 --> 00:53:43,751 -What do you mean? -As in, straight to graduation. 818 00:53:43,819 --> 00:53:48,916 Oh. If anybody has a problem with this, please, just walk away right now. 819 00:53:53,829 --> 00:53:55,956 Oh. 820 00:53:56,031 --> 00:53:57,965 All right. 821 00:53:58,033 --> 00:54:00,467 Wow! Yes! 822 00:54:00,536 --> 00:54:02,527 Okay. 823 00:54:10,312 --> 00:54:12,246 They're right on time. 824 00:54:12,314 --> 00:54:14,578 Good morning, Doctor. Welcome to campus. Good to see you. 825 00:54:14,650 --> 00:54:16,584 How you doing, Doctor? 826 00:54:16,652 --> 00:54:20,247 Uh, gentlemen, I believe that you'll find the facilities here... 827 00:54:20,322 --> 00:54:22,415 are just perfect for your purposes today. 828 00:54:22,491 --> 00:54:25,426 We have everything set up in the auditorium. 829 00:54:25,494 --> 00:54:27,428 If you'd just follow me- 830 00:54:34,236 --> 00:54:36,761 Welcome, cold-handed ones. 831 00:54:36,839 --> 00:54:39,967 It's an honor to greet-slash-welcome... 832 00:54:40,042 --> 00:54:44,206 so many who have touched so many women is such a powerful way. 833 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,214 Come on in. 834 00:54:46,282 --> 00:54:48,216 Watch out. It's a little slippery. 835 00:54:48,284 --> 00:54:51,720 And if you think it's hot out there-Whoa! 836 00:54:51,787 --> 00:54:55,154 Come on! 837 00:54:55,224 --> 00:54:57,818 Get him in my office now. 838 00:55:00,396 --> 00:55:02,591 All right, gentlemen, if, uh-Ahem- 839 00:55:02,665 --> 00:55:04,599 if you'd just follow me. 840 00:55:22,451 --> 00:55:24,749 You wanted to see me, sir? 841 00:55:25,988 --> 00:55:27,922 You are dismissed. 842 00:55:27,990 --> 00:55:29,753 Sir. 843 00:55:29,825 --> 00:55:32,259 From this school. 844 00:55:32,328 --> 00:55:34,262 Kindly remove your things... 845 00:55:34,330 --> 00:55:36,662 and vacate the school premises as soon as possible. 846 00:55:36,732 --> 00:55:38,427 What for? 847 00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:41,435 For asking a group of doctors to have a sense of humor about themselves? 848 00:55:41,503 --> 00:55:44,438 Oh, I have a sense of humor, Hunter. 849 00:55:44,506 --> 00:55:47,441 I find it hilarious that, as smart as you are... 850 00:55:47,509 --> 00:55:51,206 you could give me an airtight reason to throw you the hell out of here! 851 00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:54,738 Why am I such a threat to you, sir? 852 00:55:54,817 --> 00:55:58,514 Because what you want is for us to get down there on the same level as our patients... 853 00:55:58,587 --> 00:56:00,521 to destroy objectivity... 854 00:56:00,589 --> 00:56:03,524 all to uphold some idealistic buddy system... 855 00:56:03,592 --> 00:56:08,359 that will allow you to work through your own feelings of inadequacy. 856 00:56:11,934 --> 00:56:14,266 What you have done here today... 857 00:56:14,336 --> 00:56:16,270 is inexcusable. 858 00:56:16,338 --> 00:56:19,865 You have made a complete mockery out of our distinguished guests. 859 00:56:19,942 --> 00:56:21,439 And if you think for one minute... 860 00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:25,640 that I will further tolerate your blatant disregard of the bylaws of this- 861 00:56:26,181 --> 00:56:28,115 What are you smiling at? 862 00:56:28,183 --> 00:56:30,811 Is this all a big joke to you? 863 00:56:30,886 --> 00:56:33,150 Get out of here! 864 00:56:43,532 --> 00:56:46,467 Blatant disregard for school code and procedure. 865 00:56:46,535 --> 00:56:48,969 Defying direct orders from a dean. 866 00:56:49,038 --> 00:56:51,973 And I am aware of your creative efforts... 867 00:56:52,041 --> 00:56:54,976 to make sure our visiting gynecologists feel right at home. 868 00:56:55,044 --> 00:56:57,843 Now, what is it you'd like me to do for you? 869 00:56:57,844 --> 00:56:59,744 I want to graduate, sir. 870 00:56:59,815 --> 00:57:01,680 Dean Walcott thinks otherwise... 871 00:57:01,750 --> 00:57:04,150 but my grades are way above par. 872 00:57:04,219 --> 00:57:07,154 I want to finish school so I can become a doctor. 873 00:57:07,222 --> 00:57:10,157 Well, I'm gonna give this to you real straight. 874 00:57:10,225 --> 00:57:13,160 I have a hospital and a medical school to run here. 875 00:57:13,228 --> 00:57:15,355 I have to trust the people in my employ... 876 00:57:15,431 --> 00:57:18,366 otherwise their quality of life will turn to shit. 877 00:57:18,434 --> 00:57:20,925 Their life turns to shit, my life turns to shit. Do you follow? 878 00:57:21,003 --> 00:57:23,938 -Yes. -Good. 879 00:57:24,006 --> 00:57:28,272 Now, uh, Dean Walcott is a- a pain in the ass... 880 00:57:28,343 --> 00:57:32,871 but I depend on him to keep me up to speed on what's going on around here... 881 00:57:32,948 --> 00:57:36,384 and I would never take the word of any student over his. 882 00:57:37,519 --> 00:57:39,180 However... 883 00:57:39,254 --> 00:57:43,190 I also have a source that informs me that your antics... 884 00:57:43,258 --> 00:57:46,193 have improved the quality of life for the patients. 885 00:57:46,261 --> 00:57:49,196 They don't complain as much, they take less medication... 886 00:57:49,264 --> 00:57:52,358 and, uh, what's-his-name over in 305 has not thrown his bedpan at a nurse... 887 00:57:52,434 --> 00:57:54,368 in over a week. 888 00:57:54,436 --> 00:57:57,132 -It's Bill. -Yeah, whatever. 889 00:57:57,206 --> 00:58:00,573 So, from now on you will not enter that hospital... 890 00:58:00,642 --> 00:58:04,169 unless under the supervision of the attendant, as part of the curriculum... 891 00:58:04,246 --> 00:58:07,977 and you will steer clear of Dean Walcott. 892 00:58:08,050 --> 00:58:11,713 Yes, sir. So I'm still in school? 893 00:58:11,787 --> 00:58:13,721 I wouldn't send my laundry out... 894 00:58:13,789 --> 00:58:16,314 but, uh, you just don't screw up, huh? 895 00:58:31,158 --> 00:58:34,127 Come in. Please come in. 896 00:58:34,195 --> 00:58:36,686 Hello? 897 00:58:36,764 --> 00:58:39,232 -Hello. -Patch? 898 00:58:39,300 --> 00:58:41,734 -Welcome. -What are you doing? 899 00:58:41,802 --> 00:58:45,761 -I thought we were studying. -We're studying cellular biology. 900 00:58:45,839 --> 00:58:48,706 Where are you? 901 00:58:48,776 --> 00:58:50,710 Somewhere. 902 00:58:50,778 --> 00:58:53,110 Surprise! 903 00:58:53,180 --> 00:58:55,671 -Happy birthday! -Happy birthday! 904 00:58:55,749 --> 00:58:57,717 I don't believe this. Where is he? 905 00:58:57,785 --> 00:59:00,276 -I just saw him around here somewhere. -Where is he, Truman? 906 00:59:00,354 --> 00:59:02,879 He's here. You gotta find him. 907 00:59:02,957 --> 00:59:04,891 -Patch? -Ha-ha! 908 00:59:08,529 --> 00:59:11,589 "I do not love you as if you were a salt rose or topaz... 909 00:59:11,665 --> 00:59:15,396 or the air o'er carnations that fire shoots off. 910 00:59:15,469 --> 00:59:18,097 I love you as certain dark things are to be loved... 911 00:59:18,172 --> 00:59:21,573 in secret 'tween the shadow and the soul. " 912 00:59:24,078 --> 00:59:26,012 We'll finish it later. 913 00:59:27,147 --> 00:59:30,139 What the hell is this? Hunter. 914 00:59:30,217 --> 00:59:32,276 Hunter, please answer me! 915 00:59:32,353 --> 00:59:35,516 Stop laughing! Truman, I see you! 916 00:59:35,589 --> 00:59:39,389 Who the hell are you? You aren't- 917 00:59:39,460 --> 00:59:41,655 Oh! Oh, damn it! 918 00:59:41,729 --> 00:59:46,359 I hurt my ankle! Somebody get somebody please! 919 00:59:46,433 --> 00:59:50,199 Someone-Hello? My ankle! 920 00:59:50,271 --> 00:59:53,365 You could have saved yourself a lot of trouble and just asked me out. 921 00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:56,876 Who said anything about asking you out? 922 00:59:58,012 --> 01:00:00,139 I heard something about you. 923 01:00:00,214 --> 01:00:03,115 -That I was in a mental hospital? -Is it true? 924 01:00:03,183 --> 01:00:05,117 Tried to kill myself. 925 01:00:05,185 --> 01:00:08,313 The mental ward was the best thing that ever happened to me. 926 01:00:09,890 --> 01:00:14,384 -What did the doctors do to help you? -The doctors didn't help me. 927 01:00:14,461 --> 01:00:16,986 The patients helped me. 928 01:00:17,064 --> 01:00:21,558 They helped me realize that by helping them I could forget about my own problems. 929 01:00:21,635 --> 01:00:25,537 And I did. I really helped some of them. 930 01:00:25,606 --> 01:00:29,007 It was an incredible feeling, Carin. 931 01:00:30,144 --> 01:00:33,375 There was one patient named Rudy. 932 01:00:33,447 --> 01:00:36,439 I helped him be able to pee. 933 01:00:36,517 --> 01:00:40,920 But for the first time in my life, I forgot about my own problems. 934 01:00:40,988 --> 01:00:43,320 It was an incredible high. 935 01:00:45,592 --> 01:00:47,526 What? 936 01:00:49,196 --> 01:00:53,860 It's just that, um, somebody, you know, could do for me... 937 01:00:53,934 --> 01:00:57,700 what you did for me tonight after the way I've treated you. 938 01:00:57,771 --> 01:01:01,571 No one's ever done anything like that for me before. 939 01:01:06,647 --> 01:01:08,581 Thank you. 940 01:01:09,650 --> 01:01:11,584 Good night. 941 01:01:14,788 --> 01:01:19,020 No, this is not a good night. This is a great night! 942 01:01:19,093 --> 01:01:21,721 You know? 943 01:01:53,127 --> 01:01:56,119 Hi, I'm John the Baptist. Any calls? 944 01:01:56,196 --> 01:01:59,097 I've been trying to reach you. 945 01:02:00,434 --> 01:02:03,460 I love you. 946 01:02:05,539 --> 01:02:08,133 Let's go outside. Okay? 947 01:02:24,558 --> 01:02:27,925 Hey, Bill. 948 01:02:27,995 --> 01:02:30,793 Turquoise is a nice color on you. 949 01:02:35,369 --> 01:02:38,304 You don't have to say anything. I know I look good. 950 01:02:41,308 --> 01:02:43,242 My boys. 951 01:02:45,379 --> 01:02:47,939 My boys are beautiful, hmm? 952 01:02:48,015 --> 01:02:51,143 -Yeah. -Did you see my boys? 953 01:02:51,218 --> 01:02:53,209 Yeah. 954 01:02:54,288 --> 01:02:57,621 She's not bad either. 955 01:02:57,691 --> 01:03:00,626 You think after you're gone, maybe I could- 956 01:03:03,664 --> 01:03:08,226 Oh, you're killin' me here, Patch. 957 01:03:17,244 --> 01:03:21,078 S-Sing me that stupid song. 958 01:03:25,819 --> 01:03:29,277 Blue skies smilin' at me 959 01:03:29,356 --> 01:03:32,018 Nothin' but blue skies 960 01:03:32,092 --> 01:03:35,027 Do I see 961 01:03:35,095 --> 01:03:38,292 Bluebirds singin' a song 962 01:03:39,466 --> 01:03:42,128 Nothin' but bluebirds 963 01:03:42,202 --> 01:03:44,295 All day long 964 01:03:55,849 --> 01:03:58,079 Blue days 965 01:03:58,151 --> 01:04:01,052 All of them gone 966 01:04:02,556 --> 01:04:06,048 Nothin' but blue skies 967 01:04:06,126 --> 01:04:08,560 From now on 968 01:04:13,300 --> 01:04:15,234 See you, Bill. 969 01:04:32,886 --> 01:04:35,821 Por favor. �Dejeme ver a mi nina! 970 01:04:35,889 --> 01:04:38,187 -I'm sorry, ma'am. -Somebody speak-�Alguien, ayudeme! 971 01:04:38,258 --> 01:04:41,091 -�Dejeme ver a mi nina! -I need the forms filled out. 972 01:04:41,161 --> 01:04:43,459 My baby! My baby! 973 01:04:43,530 --> 01:04:46,988 Ma'am, if you fill out the forms, you can see her in a moment. 974 01:04:47,067 --> 01:04:49,160 -Alguien- -Excuse me. 975 01:04:49,236 --> 01:04:50,499 What's going on here? 976 01:04:50,500 --> 01:04:52,970 Oh, drunk driver. She lost her husband and son. 977 01:04:52,973 --> 01:04:56,039 Her daughter's in Trauma One, but it doesn't look good. 978 01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:57,009 I need the forms filled out. 979 01:04:57,010 --> 01:04:59,973 -Please! �Quiero ver a mi nina! -You can see her in one moment. 980 01:05:00,047 --> 01:05:03,278 �Quiero ver a mi nina! My baby! Please! 981 01:05:03,350 --> 01:05:06,012 Maybe you could explain it to me so I might understand it. 982 01:05:06,086 --> 01:05:08,020 It's hospital procedure. 983 01:05:08,088 --> 01:05:11,615 It isn't right that a woman has to spend the last moments of her dying child... 984 01:05:11,692 --> 01:05:13,626 filling out forms. 985 01:05:13,694 --> 01:05:15,992 Last year I had to have my appendix out. 986 01:05:16,063 --> 01:05:19,590 I forgot my insurance card, so they sent me home. 987 01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:22,100 My appendix could have burst. They didn't care. 988 01:05:22,169 --> 01:05:26,071 You know, my antibiotics cost 100 bucks a month. 989 01:05:26,139 --> 01:05:29,575 I paid $250 just to find out I had a sprained ankle. 990 01:05:29,643 --> 01:05:32,306 I mean, do they really need to do all those tests? 991 01:05:32,307 --> 01:05:33,707 You know what they need to do. 992 01:05:33,780 --> 01:05:35,644 The government needs to pay for health insurance. 993 01:05:35,716 --> 01:05:39,550 Health insurance companies are why prices got so high in the first place. 994 01:05:39,620 --> 01:05:42,453 -What do we do? -Yeah, what the hell is the answer? 995 01:05:42,522 --> 01:05:45,650 -Don't hurt your ankle. -Yeah, right. 996 01:05:50,797 --> 01:05:54,198 -Patch? -Mm-hmm. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 997 01:06:04,611 --> 01:06:07,580 That's it. 998 01:06:09,383 --> 01:06:11,317 -I gotta tell Carin. -What? 999 01:06:11,385 --> 01:06:13,012 Oh. 1000 01:06:13,086 --> 01:06:15,520 -Can I borrow this stuff? -Sure. 1001 01:06:27,155 --> 01:06:29,521 -What do you see? -Patch, it's late. 1002 01:06:29,591 --> 01:06:31,991 What do you see? 1003 01:06:32,060 --> 01:06:34,585 Parsley. 1004 01:06:34,663 --> 01:06:36,597 -And a horn. -No, no, no. 1005 01:06:36,665 --> 01:06:39,691 Look beyond the objects. Look through them. 1006 01:06:39,768 --> 01:06:42,862 Over here. Look. 1007 01:06:42,937 --> 01:06:45,667 Kind of let them blur. Tell me the first thing you see. 1008 01:06:45,740 --> 01:06:48,004 -Something with a nose. -Okay. 1009 01:06:48,076 --> 01:06:50,738 Now imagine that's a building with a nose. 1010 01:06:50,812 --> 01:06:54,077 -A free hospital. -A free hospital. 1011 01:06:54,149 --> 01:06:56,083 -Can I go back to bed now? -No, no. 1012 01:06:56,151 --> 01:06:58,619 Because I'm bursting with ideas, and I need you to help me. 1013 01:06:58,687 --> 01:07:01,850 It'll be the first fun hospital in the world. 1014 01:07:01,923 --> 01:07:04,016 It'll be a totally free-form building. 1015 01:07:04,092 --> 01:07:07,425 It'll have, like, slides and secret passageways and game rooms. 1016 01:07:07,495 --> 01:07:10,328 -Slow down. I can't write that fast. -I can't slow down. 1017 01:07:10,398 --> 01:07:13,458 We'll use humor to heal pain and suffering. 1018 01:07:13,535 --> 01:07:16,231 Doctors and patients will work side-by-side as peers. 1019 01:07:16,304 --> 01:07:18,966 There'll be no titles, no bosses. 1020 01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:23,306 People will come from all over the world to fulfill their dream of helping other people. 1021 01:07:23,378 --> 01:07:25,846 They'll be a community where joy is a way of life... 1022 01:07:25,914 --> 01:07:30,180 where learning is the highest aim, where love is the ultimate goal. 1023 01:07:30,251 --> 01:07:31,318 You have all that? 1024 01:07:31,319 --> 01:07:33,687 Yeah, not verbatim, but the overall insanity's intact. 1025 01:07:33,688 --> 01:07:35,622 -That's why you have to help me. -Patch, no. 1026 01:07:35,690 --> 01:07:37,487 -Yes. -No. 1027 01:07:37,559 --> 01:07:41,222 I know it's not gonna be easy, but you said anything worth doing is difficult. 1028 01:07:41,296 --> 01:07:43,423 Look, um- 1029 01:07:43,498 --> 01:07:46,160 I'm not like you, Patch. 1030 01:07:46,234 --> 01:07:49,697 I want the white coat. I want people to call me doctor more than anything. 1031 01:07:49,771 --> 01:07:51,101 I want the recognition. 1032 01:07:51,102 --> 01:07:53,802 You'll get it every day in the eyes of patients you're helping. 1033 01:07:53,975 --> 01:07:57,270 There is more to life than what Dean Walcott puts out there. 1034 01:07:57,345 --> 01:08:01,406 That is all about power and control, all right? 1035 01:08:01,483 --> 01:08:04,043 -I know you're scared. -You're right. I am scared. 1036 01:08:04,119 --> 01:08:06,053 I'm scared to death. 1037 01:08:09,557 --> 01:08:13,789 You know, you sit here and you talk about life without limits... 1038 01:08:13,862 --> 01:08:16,729 you know, and breaking the rules. 1039 01:08:16,798 --> 01:08:19,733 It all sounds very, very romantic. 1040 01:08:21,336 --> 01:08:24,567 You wanna know what the truth is about all that crap, Patch, hmm? 1041 01:08:24,639 --> 01:08:27,301 People get hurt. 1042 01:08:29,310 --> 01:08:31,244 And who did it to you? 1043 01:08:35,383 --> 01:08:36,875 I have to go. 1044 01:08:36,876 --> 01:08:38,876 No, don't. Please. No, no. Listen to me. Come on. 1045 01:08:38,953 --> 01:08:41,148 Whatever it is-Come on. You can tell me. 1046 01:08:41,222 --> 01:08:43,656 -I can help you. I swear I can. -Good night. I'll see you tomorrow. 1047 01:08:43,725 --> 01:08:46,785 Please, let me help you. 1048 01:08:46,861 --> 01:08:49,796 I'm really starting to love the back of your head. 1049 01:09:09,117 --> 01:09:12,678 Get this cleaned out, and get him down to the suture room. 1050 01:09:12,754 --> 01:09:14,688 You're gonna be fine, Larry. 1051 01:09:16,324 --> 01:09:19,293 Larry's been in and out of the E.R. for a couple of years. 1052 01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:22,625 -Not because he's accident-prone. -No. His father died two years ago. 1053 01:09:22,697 --> 01:09:25,894 Since then he's been subject to fits of depression and self-mutilation. 1054 01:09:25,967 --> 01:09:28,162 Head trauma, D-5. 1055 01:09:31,906 --> 01:09:35,774 -Thank you for doing this. -You can thank me by not getting me fired. 1056 01:09:35,844 --> 01:09:39,575 Just observe rounds and stay within hospital protocol. 1057 01:09:39,647 --> 01:09:41,581 Look, Patch. 1058 01:09:41,649 --> 01:09:44,311 You're a good thing for this hospital. 1059 01:09:44,385 --> 01:09:46,580 You remind me of myself when I first started out- 1060 01:09:46,654 --> 01:09:49,088 on fire, wanting to save the world. 1061 01:09:49,157 --> 01:09:51,853 But you lose a little of that after a while. 1062 01:09:51,926 --> 01:09:54,724 The system is what it is. It's not perfect, but it's all we have. 1063 01:09:54,796 --> 01:09:58,755 Why does it have to be all we have? Why can't it be changed? 1064 01:09:58,833 --> 01:10:01,734 You figure out how, Patch... 1065 01:10:01,803 --> 01:10:03,737 and I'll be there for you. 1066 01:10:03,805 --> 01:10:07,832 Bed six needs blood work. 1067 01:10:07,909 --> 01:10:10,844 Mrs. O'Bannon needs blood work. 1068 01:10:12,046 --> 01:10:15,038 Hello, Ed. You feeling a little dizzy? 1069 01:10:15,116 --> 01:10:17,550 -Yeah. -Hello, Mrs. O'Bannon. 1070 01:10:17,619 --> 01:10:19,484 -May I call you Catherine? -Mm-hmm. 1071 01:10:19,485 --> 01:10:20,885 We're gonna draw a little blood. 1072 01:10:20,955 --> 01:10:23,753 Can you tell how many fingers I'm holding up? 1073 01:10:25,627 --> 01:10:27,561 How many do you see? 1074 01:10:27,629 --> 01:10:29,563 How many fingers? 1075 01:10:33,568 --> 01:10:36,002 How many fingers do you see, Ed? 1076 01:10:46,147 --> 01:10:48,638 How much longer do I have to keep my eyes closed? 1077 01:10:48,716 --> 01:10:50,650 Just till I open mine. 1078 01:10:50,718 --> 01:10:52,879 Keep 'em closed. 1079 01:10:52,954 --> 01:10:55,548 You're almost there. 1080 01:11:04,265 --> 01:11:06,426 Not like that. This way. 1081 01:11:06,501 --> 01:11:08,992 Come on. Come on. 1082 01:11:09,070 --> 01:11:11,436 There you go. All right. 1083 01:11:11,506 --> 01:11:14,373 Here, here. Hold on to me. 1084 01:11:14,442 --> 01:11:16,569 It's just a little further. Just a little further. 1085 01:11:16,644 --> 01:11:18,839 -All right, all right. -There you go. 1086 01:11:18,913 --> 01:11:21,177 There you are. That's all right. 1087 01:11:21,249 --> 01:11:23,183 -You're almost there. -I'm afraid. 1088 01:11:23,251 --> 01:11:25,549 Don't be afraid. It's gonna be worth it. 1089 01:11:25,620 --> 01:11:28,088 All right. Ready? Watch your step. 1090 01:11:28,156 --> 01:11:31,990 There you go. And... open your eyes. 1091 01:11:34,062 --> 01:11:35,996 It's beautiful. 1092 01:11:36,064 --> 01:11:38,931 It's 105 acres of all-natural forest. 1093 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:42,697 Seven streams, two waterfalls. 1094 01:11:42,770 --> 01:11:46,206 This is it-the future site of the Gesundheit Institute. 1095 01:11:47,442 --> 01:11:49,376 This is yours? 1096 01:11:49,444 --> 01:11:52,845 Not yet, but it will be soon. 1097 01:11:52,914 --> 01:11:55,348 -Come on. There's something else. -Hmm? 1098 01:12:04,592 --> 01:12:06,526 What is it? 1099 01:12:07,729 --> 01:12:10,061 Our new home. 1100 01:12:10,131 --> 01:12:12,691 Carin, what do you think? 1101 01:12:13,768 --> 01:12:17,204 -How did you... find this? -Him. 1102 01:12:17,271 --> 01:12:21,640 Arthur Mendelson. All this is his- the land, the cottage. 1103 01:12:21,709 --> 01:12:24,075 He's letting us borrow it till we can purchase it. 1104 01:12:24,145 --> 01:12:27,478 Mr. Mendelson, I realize that under the terms of your commitment... 1105 01:12:27,548 --> 01:12:29,778 you retained control of your assets. 1106 01:12:29,851 --> 01:12:30,613 Nevertheless- 1107 01:12:30,614 --> 01:12:32,514 You learn anything about proctology yet, Patch? 1108 01:12:32,587 --> 01:12:34,521 -A little bit. -Good. 1109 01:12:34,589 --> 01:12:37,057 Take care of this asshole for me, will ya? 1110 01:12:37,125 --> 01:12:41,459 -Nice meeting you. -Yeah. Mr. Mendelson, uh- 1111 01:12:41,529 --> 01:12:44,054 There's room for you. 1112 01:12:45,666 --> 01:12:48,499 -Hi, Bile. -Hey, Patch. 1113 01:12:48,569 --> 01:12:50,628 -Who's Bile? -An old friend. 1114 01:12:50,705 --> 01:12:53,173 -Oh. -Without medical insurance. 1115 01:12:53,241 --> 01:12:55,709 He's just staying here a couple of days. 1116 01:12:55,777 --> 01:12:58,211 What do you say? 1117 01:13:04,652 --> 01:13:06,586 Think potential. 1118 01:13:14,796 --> 01:13:16,489 Hey. 1119 01:13:30,378 --> 01:13:33,472 You're certainly a lovely couple. We can't go on meeting like this. 1120 01:13:36,551 --> 01:13:38,485 Ma'am, this card is expired. 1121 01:13:38,553 --> 01:13:40,453 Have you a valid card? 1122 01:13:40,521 --> 01:13:44,287 Huh? Medicine. Chinese medicine. 1123 01:14:25,133 --> 01:14:28,591 Yeah, yeah. That's painful there. 1124 01:14:28,669 --> 01:14:31,968 Uh, hang on a second. I only have one arm. 1125 01:14:32,039 --> 01:14:33,973 Gesundheit. 1126 01:14:34,041 --> 01:14:37,272 -Let's go! -Yeah. Uh-huh. 1127 01:14:39,213 --> 01:14:42,341 Uh-huh. Yeah. 1128 01:14:42,416 --> 01:14:45,715 Hi. How can we help you? 1129 01:14:46,788 --> 01:14:48,722 I don't know. 1130 01:14:48,790 --> 01:14:51,725 Uh, I h-heard about this place... 1131 01:14:51,793 --> 01:14:55,593 and I, I thought maybe I would get some, uh- 1132 01:14:55,663 --> 01:14:58,860 You know, maybe I'd talk to somebody, because my thoughts- 1133 01:14:58,933 --> 01:15:01,401 This is crazy. 1134 01:15:01,469 --> 01:15:04,267 Word's getting out we're handling the overflow from three different clinics now. 1135 01:15:04,338 --> 01:15:08,240 I start my pediatric clerkship next week. I don't know how I'm gonna... keep up. 1136 01:15:08,309 --> 01:15:11,301 Anybody call for a doctor in here? 1137 01:15:11,379 --> 01:15:13,643 Let's try this right now. There. Look at that there. 1138 01:15:13,714 --> 01:15:16,979 Hey, thank you, Judy and Cissy, for that lovely medicine. 1139 01:15:19,821 --> 01:15:23,689 -How you feeling, Frank? You feel better? -Yeah, feel better. 1140 01:15:23,758 --> 01:15:26,352 Well, keep on your medication. You can never go wrong if you're a Marxist. 1141 01:15:26,427 --> 01:15:28,395 Hey, Patch? 1142 01:15:28,462 --> 01:15:30,453 -Yes? -This is, um-I didn't get your name. 1143 01:15:30,531 --> 01:15:33,193 -Uh, Larry. -Hi, Larry. How are you? 1144 01:15:33,267 --> 01:15:35,394 -Good. -Nice to meet you. 1145 01:15:35,469 --> 01:15:37,994 What are you passionate about, Larry? What excites you? 1146 01:15:38,072 --> 01:15:40,597 -What turns you on? -I like to read. 1147 01:15:40,675 --> 01:15:42,905 I love to read. What do you like to read? Who's your favorite author? 1148 01:15:42,977 --> 01:15:45,343 -Mmm, Kazantzakis. -Kazantzakis. 1149 01:15:45,413 --> 01:15:49,474 Oh. "World is trouble. Man needs a little madness, or else-" 1150 01:15:49,550 --> 01:15:51,780 "Or else he dare not cut the rope and be free. " 1151 01:15:51,853 --> 01:15:53,787 That's great, Larry. That's wonderful. 1152 01:15:53,855 --> 01:15:55,789 We're gonna get along just fine. Truman. 1153 01:15:55,857 --> 01:15:57,120 Yeah, Patch. What? 1154 01:15:57,121 --> 01:15:58,921 Can you come over here and show Larry around? 1155 01:15:59,093 --> 01:16:01,857 -Nice having you here, Larry. Welcome. -Thanks. Okay. 1156 01:16:05,166 --> 01:16:09,034 -I've seen Larry in the E.R. before. -He's weird. 1157 01:16:09,103 --> 01:16:12,504 I'm weird. If we don't show him compassion, who will? 1158 01:16:18,779 --> 01:16:22,476 What's that name again? Right. 1159 01:16:44,005 --> 01:16:45,939 -Hi. -Hi. 1160 01:16:57,251 --> 01:16:59,515 -Everyone asleep? -Yeah. 1161 01:16:59,587 --> 01:17:01,521 But it ain't me. 1162 01:17:07,628 --> 01:17:09,562 You okay? 1163 01:17:12,166 --> 01:17:14,100 -Yeah. -Hmm. 1164 01:17:19,106 --> 01:17:21,472 God, Patch, it's amazing. 1165 01:17:21,542 --> 01:17:23,476 What? 1166 01:17:23,544 --> 01:17:27,275 Just what you've done with this place, you know. 1167 01:17:27,348 --> 01:17:29,782 -You too. -Well. 1168 01:17:32,753 --> 01:17:34,687 These people that we're helping- 1169 01:17:34,755 --> 01:17:37,189 they would have had nowhere to go. 1170 01:17:39,593 --> 01:17:41,527 You're a good man. 1171 01:17:53,674 --> 01:17:55,972 What are we? 1172 01:17:57,478 --> 01:17:59,412 Is it me? 1173 01:18:02,516 --> 01:18:07,920 I mean, are we just-are we good friends that occasionally kiss? 1174 01:18:14,362 --> 01:18:17,126 Patch... 1175 01:18:17,198 --> 01:18:19,166 my entire life... 1176 01:18:19,233 --> 01:18:22,396 men have been... 1177 01:18:22,470 --> 01:18:24,438 attracted to me. 1178 01:18:29,643 --> 01:18:31,577 My entire life. 1179 01:18:41,489 --> 01:18:43,423 When I was a little girl... 1180 01:18:43,491 --> 01:18:46,426 I would look out my bedroom window at the caterpillars. 1181 01:18:48,295 --> 01:18:50,229 I envied them so much. 1182 01:18:52,333 --> 01:18:54,267 No matter what they were before... 1183 01:18:54,335 --> 01:18:57,771 no matter... what happened to them... 1184 01:18:57,838 --> 01:19:02,707 they could just hide away, you know... 1185 01:19:02,777 --> 01:19:06,873 and turn into these beautiful creatures that could fly away... 1186 01:19:06,947 --> 01:19:08,881 completely untouched. 1187 01:19:17,425 --> 01:19:20,792 I hated men so much. 1188 01:19:26,133 --> 01:19:28,795 I wanted nothing to do with them. 1189 01:19:43,184 --> 01:19:45,118 Then I met you. 1190 01:19:49,824 --> 01:19:52,759 The way that you help people, Patch- 1191 01:19:55,362 --> 01:19:59,230 The changes I see in everybody that's around you- 1192 01:20:14,882 --> 01:20:16,975 I love you. 1193 01:20:17,051 --> 01:20:21,078 I've loved you for so long. 1194 01:20:55,689 --> 01:20:59,022 You scared me. 1195 01:20:59,093 --> 01:21:01,891 I was watching you sleep. 1196 01:21:01,962 --> 01:21:05,693 I have a real knack. Impressive, hmm? 1197 01:21:08,469 --> 01:21:11,461 "I love you without knowing how... 1198 01:21:11,539 --> 01:21:13,837 "or when or from where. 1199 01:21:13,908 --> 01:21:16,069 -I love you straight-" -Patch. 1200 01:21:18,846 --> 01:21:20,711 Um, sorry. 1201 01:21:20,781 --> 01:21:22,578 It's okay. 1202 01:21:22,650 --> 01:21:25,141 Uh, we have a situation out here... 1203 01:21:25,219 --> 01:21:27,153 that needs attention. 1204 01:21:31,759 --> 01:21:34,193 I've been trying to warn you guys about this... 1205 01:21:34,261 --> 01:21:36,195 and now we have absolutely zero supplies. 1206 01:21:36,263 --> 01:21:38,697 There's an older gentlemen over there. He has a sprained shoulder. 1207 01:21:38,766 --> 01:21:42,361 I don't have any slings. I had to wrap his arm in his own belt. 1208 01:21:42,436 --> 01:21:45,803 We have no iodine. We don't even have any gauze, for God's sake. 1209 01:21:47,174 --> 01:21:50,439 There's an entire supply room at the hospital. 1210 01:21:50,511 --> 01:21:54,003 That couldn't possibly be because those supplies belong to the hospital. 1211 01:21:54,081 --> 01:21:56,515 No. That's too obvious. 1212 01:21:57,985 --> 01:22:02,422 Come on. I need your feet, and I want your body. 1213 01:22:02,489 --> 01:22:04,514 -Come on. -Bye. 1214 01:22:04,592 --> 01:22:06,219 Behave. 1215 01:22:06,293 --> 01:22:08,553 Would you hurry, please? This stuff is crushing me. 1216 01:22:08,554 --> 01:22:09,729 Quiet. You're a corpse. 1217 01:22:09,730 --> 01:22:11,364 -Ow! -Shh! 1218 01:22:11,432 --> 01:22:13,366 -Ow! -Damn it! 1219 01:22:13,434 --> 01:22:17,029 -Watch it! -Quiet. Shut up! 1220 01:22:57,088 --> 01:23:01,115 Yeah, uh, this is Larry. 1221 01:23:01,192 --> 01:23:04,821 Uh, I was wondering i-if somebody could come over. 1222 01:23:04,895 --> 01:23:06,829 Uh- 1223 01:23:07,898 --> 01:23:09,991 I'm not doin' too well. Um- 1224 01:23:11,702 --> 01:23:15,399 I was, I was-I-It would help if I could talk to somebody. 1225 01:23:15,473 --> 01:23:18,271 Uh... okay. 1226 01:23:47,705 --> 01:23:49,639 Hello? 1227 01:24:00,785 --> 01:24:02,719 Larry? 1228 01:24:27,445 --> 01:24:29,379 Larry? 1229 01:24:31,382 --> 01:24:33,316 Are you okay? 1230 01:24:36,053 --> 01:24:40,012 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine. 1231 01:24:42,093 --> 01:24:44,654 I didn't know you could play. You sound wonderful. 1232 01:24:44,655 --> 01:24:45,655 Thank you. 1233 01:24:45,730 --> 01:24:49,097 And this house-it's amazing. Is it yours? 1234 01:24:50,234 --> 01:24:52,668 It's my father's. He left it to me. 1235 01:24:54,472 --> 01:24:56,406 Here. Let me take your jacket. 1236 01:24:58,476 --> 01:25:00,410 Sure. 1237 01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:06,208 -You okay? -Yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine. 1238 01:25:07,785 --> 01:25:10,219 Uh, come in. Come in. 1239 01:25:11,188 --> 01:25:13,122 Thanks. 1240 01:25:15,192 --> 01:25:19,219 I really can't stay very long. I just wanted to see how you were doing. 1241 01:25:20,464 --> 01:25:23,024 Yeah, you're right. 1242 01:25:25,803 --> 01:25:27,896 No, we don't wanna be late. 1243 01:25:41,185 --> 01:25:43,415 Patch. 1244 01:25:43,487 --> 01:25:45,546 -Oh. -You just got a telephone call. 1245 01:25:45,623 --> 01:25:48,751 Dean Anderson wants to see you in his office immediately. 1246 01:25:48,826 --> 01:25:52,029 Oh, no. Walcott found out about our borrowed supplies. 1247 01:25:52,030 --> 01:25:53,430 We're dead. 1248 01:25:53,798 --> 01:25:56,130 Ye of little faith. 1249 01:26:04,608 --> 01:26:08,374 Dean Anderson, I know what this is all about, and I assure you, sir- 1250 01:26:08,446 --> 01:26:10,380 Sit down. 1251 01:26:16,921 --> 01:26:19,355 Something happened last night. 1252 01:26:21,759 --> 01:26:23,693 Carin Fisher was murdered. 1253 01:26:26,497 --> 01:26:28,863 She was with Lawrence Silver. 1254 01:26:30,501 --> 01:26:33,629 There was a shotgun involved, and then he turned the gun on himself. 1255 01:26:35,005 --> 01:26:38,532 Jesus Christ, Patch, I'm sorry. I know she was a friend. 1256 01:26:39,610 --> 01:26:43,444 If there's, um, anything I can do- 1257 01:26:47,918 --> 01:26:49,852 Hell of a deal. 1258 01:26:55,759 --> 01:26:58,853 "Into Your hands, O Merciful Savior... 1259 01:26:58,929 --> 01:27:01,762 we commend Your servant Carin. 1260 01:27:01,832 --> 01:27:04,858 Receive her into the arms of Your mercy, 1261 01:27:04,935 --> 01:27:08,393 into the blessed rest of everlasting peace, 1262 01:27:08,472 --> 01:27:14,035 and into the glorious company of the saints... on high. " 1263 01:27:14,111 --> 01:27:16,545 Amen. 1264 01:28:11,168 --> 01:28:13,602 Told you I'd finish it some other time. 1265 01:28:15,339 --> 01:28:17,273 Guess now's okay. 1266 01:28:20,811 --> 01:28:25,578 "I love you without knowing how... or when... 1267 01:28:25,649 --> 01:28:27,583 or from where. 1268 01:28:29,987 --> 01:28:35,015 I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride. 1269 01:28:35,092 --> 01:28:38,823 I love you because I know no other way than this. 1270 01:28:41,131 --> 01:28:43,429 So close... 1271 01:28:43,500 --> 01:28:46,663 that your hand on my chest is my hand. 1272 01:28:48,405 --> 01:28:51,203 So close that when you close your eyes... 1273 01:28:52,776 --> 01:28:54,767 I fall asleep. " 1274 01:29:06,991 --> 01:29:09,653 I'm sorry, honey! I'm sorry! 1275 01:29:19,603 --> 01:29:22,003 We can't disband. You know that, right? 1276 01:29:23,440 --> 01:29:25,772 What about our patients? What do we tell them? 1277 01:29:25,843 --> 01:29:28,539 They'll manage. They managed before. 1278 01:29:28,612 --> 01:29:31,410 -I refuse to quit. -Good. 1279 01:29:31,482 --> 01:29:34,076 God, you're being so self-indulgent. 1280 01:29:34,151 --> 01:29:39,316 This has been your vision, but we all built this place and it belongs to all of us. 1281 01:29:39,390 --> 01:29:41,824 Carin will always remain within these walls. 1282 01:29:41,892 --> 01:29:44,986 If you walk away from that, if you let that all die- 1283 01:29:47,264 --> 01:29:49,732 I've dedicated every spare moment I have... 1284 01:29:49,800 --> 01:29:54,169 to assisting you in what I believe is a pure and a good purpose. 1285 01:29:54,238 --> 01:29:57,401 Quitting is not going to help you get through this. 1286 01:29:57,474 --> 01:29:59,533 -You've always told us- -Stop it! 1287 01:29:59,610 --> 01:30:01,977 I've always told you what? 1288 01:30:02,111 --> 01:30:05,512 People are good. Trust people? Ha! 1289 01:30:05,581 --> 01:30:07,515 You know, Truman... 1290 01:30:07,583 --> 01:30:11,519 in all of God's creations, only human beings kill their own species. 1291 01:30:11,587 --> 01:30:13,851 There's a fun fact for your final exam. 1292 01:30:15,090 --> 01:30:18,924 Carin's death cannot make helping people wrong. 1293 01:30:18,994 --> 01:30:21,622 She saw it coming. 1294 01:30:21,697 --> 01:30:25,360 She knew there was something dangerous about Larry. I didn't see it. 1295 01:30:25,434 --> 01:30:27,868 Patch, why are you being like this? 1296 01:30:27,937 --> 01:30:31,338 Because I killed her, Truman. 1297 01:30:32,474 --> 01:30:35,443 I taught her the medicine that killed her. 1298 01:30:43,319 --> 01:30:46,254 She'd still be here if I hadn't met her. 1299 01:31:04,206 --> 01:31:06,140 You can't leave. 1300 01:31:09,278 --> 01:31:14,113 If what you say is true, looks like I'm defying the laws of possibility. 1301 01:31:17,119 --> 01:31:19,053 What are you doing? 1302 01:31:20,389 --> 01:31:23,222 Oh, I can't leave until you beat me, is that it? 1303 01:31:23,292 --> 01:31:25,351 Okay. I surrender. You're number one. 1304 01:31:25,427 --> 01:31:29,227 You're the top student in the class. You're smarter than me. 1305 01:31:29,298 --> 01:31:32,131 Is that what you want to hear? Now can I leave? 1306 01:31:36,305 --> 01:31:39,502 You know Mrs. Kennedy in 212? 1307 01:31:39,575 --> 01:31:41,509 She doesn't eat. 1308 01:31:41,577 --> 01:31:45,445 I visited her room every day for the last three weeks. 1309 01:31:45,514 --> 01:31:47,448 I can't get her to eat. 1310 01:31:49,351 --> 01:31:52,616 Now, I know everything there is to know about medicine. 1311 01:31:52,688 --> 01:31:54,622 I've studied relentlessly. 1312 01:31:54,690 --> 01:31:59,457 I guarantee you I can outdo, outdiagnose any attending and surgeon in this hospital. 1313 01:32:03,632 --> 01:32:05,566 But I can't make her eat. 1314 01:32:11,407 --> 01:32:14,035 You have a gift. 1315 01:32:14,109 --> 01:32:17,476 You have a way with people. 1316 01:32:17,546 --> 01:32:19,980 You know, they like you. 1317 01:32:22,685 --> 01:32:25,620 And if you leave, I can't learn this way. 1318 01:32:42,338 --> 01:32:44,272 So what now, huh? 1319 01:32:45,874 --> 01:32:48,138 What do You want from me? 1320 01:32:54,316 --> 01:32:56,750 Yeah, I could do it. 1321 01:32:56,819 --> 01:32:59,754 We both know You wouldn't stop me. 1322 01:33:04,093 --> 01:33:07,028 So answer me, please. 1323 01:33:07,096 --> 01:33:09,530 Tell me what You're doing. 1324 01:33:14,303 --> 01:33:16,737 Okay, let's look at the logic. 1325 01:33:18,507 --> 01:33:20,532 You create man. 1326 01:33:20,609 --> 01:33:24,477 Man suffers enormous amounts of pain. 1327 01:33:24,546 --> 01:33:27,913 Man dies. 1328 01:33:27,983 --> 01:33:32,044 Maybe You should have had just a few more brainstorming sessions... 1329 01:33:32,121 --> 01:33:34,055 prior to Creation. 1330 01:33:35,657 --> 01:33:39,184 You rested on the seventh day. 1331 01:33:39,261 --> 01:33:42,822 Maybe You should have spent that day on compassion. 1332 01:33:51,940 --> 01:33:53,874 You know what? 1333 01:33:56,478 --> 01:33:58,412 You're not worth it. 1334 01:35:13,889 --> 01:35:16,221 Do you still want help with Mrs. Kennedy? 1335 01:35:21,864 --> 01:35:24,264 Hey, Aggie. 1336 01:35:24,333 --> 01:35:26,767 We have a special surprise for you. 1337 01:35:43,418 --> 01:35:47,252 Surprise! 1338 01:35:49,591 --> 01:35:52,059 Benvenuto, Aggie! 1339 01:35:52,127 --> 01:35:54,561 Aggie! Aggie! 1340 01:35:58,066 --> 01:36:00,034 Grab ahold, Aggie! 1341 01:36:00,102 --> 01:36:01,763 There you go. Oh! 1342 01:36:01,837 --> 01:36:05,238 -Oh. -Come on in, Aggie.! 1343 01:36:05,307 --> 01:36:07,241 Y-Yes. 1344 01:36:28,163 --> 01:36:30,757 Pasta angels, Aggie! Pasta angels! 1345 01:36:42,044 --> 01:36:44,308 Patch? 1346 01:36:44,379 --> 01:36:47,837 Hey. I'm supposed to give you this. 1347 01:37:03,832 --> 01:37:06,797 You turn around and walk right out of here. 1348 01:37:06,798 --> 01:37:07,698 Why? 1349 01:37:07,799 --> 01:37:10,070 Everything will be delineated in your letter of dismissal. 1350 01:37:10,138 --> 01:37:12,800 -Why? -You don't fit in. 1351 01:37:12,874 --> 01:37:14,899 There are standards and codes. 1352 01:37:14,977 --> 01:37:18,071 You make the patients and everyone else around you uncomfortable. 1353 01:37:18,146 --> 01:37:20,182 I make you uncomfortable. 1354 01:37:20,183 --> 01:37:22,083 Well, you can make this into a personal issue if you'd like. 1355 01:37:22,150 --> 01:37:25,313 But the reality is, you are not cut out to be a physician. 1356 01:37:25,387 --> 01:37:28,322 -And it is my responsibility- -Responsibility? 1357 01:37:28,390 --> 01:37:32,520 You have one responsibility-to be a dick-head. How hard can that be? 1358 01:37:32,594 --> 01:37:36,121 All you have to do is make sure your head is a dick and it's attached to your neck. 1359 01:37:36,198 --> 01:37:38,393 -You leave immediately. -I wanna see my records. 1360 01:37:38,467 --> 01:37:40,958 They're confidential. 1361 01:37:41,036 --> 01:37:42,901 Only the staff- 1362 01:37:48,644 --> 01:37:50,578 Please, you have to have permission. 1363 01:37:50,646 --> 01:37:53,809 You can't just go in there and take your own file! 1364 01:37:53,882 --> 01:37:55,816 Your marks are basically perfect. 1365 01:37:55,884 --> 01:37:59,342 You've gotta be near the top of the class. 1366 01:37:59,421 --> 01:38:02,857 Look at this. "Excessive happiness. " 1367 01:38:02,924 --> 01:38:05,825 -Actually says you're excessively happy? -Mm-hmm. 1368 01:38:05,894 --> 01:38:08,454 And what does that mean? Isn't that good? 1369 01:38:08,530 --> 01:38:12,626 -I gotta fight this. -What can we do? 1370 01:38:12,701 --> 01:38:17,400 Dean Walcott seems thoroughly committed to your not ever becoming a doctor. 1371 01:38:17,472 --> 01:38:19,963 Even Dean Anderson signed this. 1372 01:38:21,743 --> 01:38:23,904 Nah, I'm screwed. 1373 01:38:23,979 --> 01:38:25,947 I like this. 1374 01:38:27,082 --> 01:38:29,016 You need my help. 1375 01:38:29,084 --> 01:38:31,450 I prefer to think I'm using you. 1376 01:38:32,521 --> 01:38:34,455 -You have one shot. -Mm-hmm. 1377 01:38:34,523 --> 01:38:36,792 You'd have to appeal to the state medical board. 1378 01:38:36,793 --> 01:38:37,593 How does that work? 1379 01:38:37,659 --> 01:38:40,528 You claim that a prejudice and injustice has occurred. 1380 01:38:40,595 --> 01:38:43,326 They'll be worried about a suit. They'll have to investigate. 1381 01:38:43,327 --> 01:38:44,027 Then what? 1382 01:38:44,099 --> 01:38:46,868 -They'll review your grades, which is good- -Mm-hmm. 1383 01:38:46,935 --> 01:38:48,869 you're almost top of the class- 1384 01:38:48,937 --> 01:38:50,871 but mostly your behavior. 1385 01:38:52,474 --> 01:38:54,999 Do you have any idea what Walcott has on you? 1386 01:38:56,645 --> 01:38:58,579 How'd you get these? 1387 01:38:58,647 --> 01:39:01,480 Don't ask. 1388 01:39:01,550 --> 01:39:05,509 They can't prevent me from graduating because of a personality clash, can they? 1389 01:39:05,587 --> 01:39:07,851 Hunter, this is a medical institution you're dealing with. 1390 01:39:07,923 --> 01:39:09,857 They draw their own law. 1391 01:39:09,925 --> 01:39:13,122 You'll have to get their focus on your high marks and off of this. 1392 01:39:13,195 --> 01:39:15,129 I'm screwed, aren't I? 1393 01:39:16,698 --> 01:39:18,632 You're almost a doctor. 1394 01:39:18,700 --> 01:39:21,567 They're a panel of doctors. 1395 01:39:21,636 --> 01:39:25,367 Just think of them as your peers... and return these. 1396 01:39:25,440 --> 01:39:27,271 Yeah. 1397 01:39:27,342 --> 01:39:30,778 And get a suit. 1398 01:39:55,170 --> 01:39:57,104 Hunter Adams. 1399 01:39:59,541 --> 01:40:02,806 You've been accused of practicing medicine without a license. 1400 01:40:02,878 --> 01:40:05,176 That's a very grave charge, son. 1401 01:40:05,247 --> 01:40:09,843 Are you aware that it's unlawful to practice medicine without a medical license? 1402 01:40:09,918 --> 01:40:11,579 Yes, sir, I am. 1403 01:40:11,653 --> 01:40:15,487 Are you aware that running a medical clinic without the proper licensing... 1404 01:40:15,557 --> 01:40:17,821 can place both you and the public... 1405 01:40:17,893 --> 01:40:19,986 in a great deal of danger? 1406 01:40:20,061 --> 01:40:22,029 Is a home a clinic, sir? 1407 01:40:22,097 --> 01:40:25,225 If you are admitting patients and treating them... 1408 01:40:25,300 --> 01:40:27,768 physical location is irrelevant. 1409 01:40:27,836 --> 01:40:31,602 Sir, will you define treatment for me? 1410 01:40:31,673 --> 01:40:36,440 Yes. Treatment would be defined as the care of a patient seeking medical attention. 1411 01:40:37,646 --> 01:40:40,945 Have you been treating patients, Mr. Adams? 1412 01:40:41,016 --> 01:40:44,008 I live with several people. They come and go as they please. 1413 01:40:44,085 --> 01:40:46,019 I offer them whatever help I can. 1414 01:40:46,087 --> 01:40:48,146 Mr. Adams... 1415 01:40:48,223 --> 01:40:52,319 have you or have you not been treating patients at your ranch? 1416 01:40:54,362 --> 01:40:57,798 Everyone who comes to the ranch is a patient, yes. 1417 01:41:00,802 --> 01:41:04,067 And every person who comes to the ranch is also a doctor. 1418 01:41:06,074 --> 01:41:08,304 I'm sorry? 1419 01:41:08,376 --> 01:41:10,901 Every person who comes to the ranch is in need... 1420 01:41:10,979 --> 01:41:13,709 of some form of physical or mental help. 1421 01:41:13,782 --> 01:41:15,716 They're patients. 1422 01:41:15,784 --> 01:41:21,154 But also every person who comes to the ranch is in charge of taking care of someone else- 1423 01:41:21,222 --> 01:41:23,190 whether it's cooking for them, cleaning them... 1424 01:41:23,258 --> 01:41:26,159 or even as simple a task as listening. 1425 01:41:26,227 --> 01:41:28,161 That makes them doctors. 1426 01:41:28,229 --> 01:41:33,531 I use that term broadly, but is not a doctor someone who helps someone else? 1427 01:41:33,601 --> 01:41:36,631 When did the term "doctor" get treated with such reverence, as, 1428 01:41:36,632 --> 01:41:38,105 "Right this way, Doctor Smith"... 1429 01:41:38,106 --> 01:41:40,741 or, "Excuse me, Dr. Scholl, what wonderful footpads"... 1430 01:41:40,809 --> 01:41:44,506 or, "Pardon me, Dr. Patterson, but your flatulence has no odor"? 1431 01:41:47,248 --> 01:41:50,809 At what point in history did a doctor become more... 1432 01:41:50,885 --> 01:41:55,117 than a trusted and learned friend who visited and treated the ill? 1433 01:41:55,190 --> 01:41:58,353 Now, you ask me if I've been practicing medicine. 1434 01:41:58,426 --> 01:42:01,520 Well, if this means opening your door to those in need- 1435 01:42:01,596 --> 01:42:03,962 those in pain- 1436 01:42:04,032 --> 01:42:09,436 caring for them, listening to them, applying a cold cloth until a fever breaks- 1437 01:42:09,504 --> 01:42:11,802 if this is practicing medicine, if this is treating a patient... 1438 01:42:11,873 --> 01:42:14,433 then I am guilty as charged, sir. 1439 01:42:14,509 --> 01:42:18,104 Did you consider the ramifications of your actions? 1440 01:42:18,179 --> 01:42:20,477 What if one of your patients had died? 1441 01:42:20,548 --> 01:42:22,880 What's wrong with death, sir? 1442 01:42:22,951 --> 01:42:25,419 What are we so mortally afraid of? 1443 01:42:25,487 --> 01:42:27,652 Why can't we treat death with a certain amount... 1444 01:42:27,653 --> 01:42:31,451 of humanity and dignity and decency... and, God forbid, maybe even humor? 1445 01:42:31,526 --> 01:42:33,460 Death is not the enemy, gentlemen. 1446 01:42:33,528 --> 01:42:37,463 If we're gonna fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all- 1447 01:42:37,531 --> 01:42:38,665 indifference. 1448 01:42:38,933 --> 01:42:42,594 Now, I've sat in your schools and heard people lecture on transference... 1449 01:42:42,670 --> 01:42:44,604 and professional distance. 1450 01:42:44,672 --> 01:42:47,163 Transference is inevitable, sir. 1451 01:42:47,242 --> 01:42:49,767 Every human being has an impact on another. 1452 01:42:49,844 --> 01:42:53,302 Why don't we want that in a patient/doctor relationship? 1453 01:42:53,381 --> 01:42:57,784 That's why I've listened to your teachings, and I believe they're wrong. 1454 01:42:57,852 --> 01:43:01,754 A doctor's mission should be not just to prevent death... 1455 01:43:01,823 --> 01:43:03,950 but also to improve the quality of life. 1456 01:43:04,025 --> 01:43:07,188 That's why you treat a disease, you win, you lose. 1457 01:43:07,262 --> 01:43:12,495 You treat a person, I guarantee you, you win, no matter what the outcome. 1458 01:43:14,469 --> 01:43:17,961 Now here today, this room is full of medical students. 1459 01:43:18,039 --> 01:43:22,738 Don't let them anesthetize you. Don't let them numb you out to the miracle of life. 1460 01:43:22,811 --> 01:43:26,303 Always live in awe of the glorious mechanism of the human body. 1461 01:43:26,381 --> 01:43:29,578 Let that be the focus of your studies and not a quest for grades... 1462 01:43:29,651 --> 01:43:32,586 which'll give you no idea what kind of doctor you will become. 1463 01:43:32,654 --> 01:43:34,747 Please try and address the board. 1464 01:43:34,823 --> 01:43:37,883 Don't wait till you're on the ward to get your humanity back. 1465 01:43:37,959 --> 01:43:40,427 Start your interviewing skills. Start talking to strangers. 1466 01:43:40,495 --> 01:43:43,191 Talk to your friends, Talk to wrong numbers, everyone. 1467 01:43:43,264 --> 01:43:46,131 -Mr. Adams! -And cultivate friendships... 1468 01:43:46,201 --> 01:43:49,500 with those amazing people in the back of the room-nurses that could teach you. 1469 01:43:49,571 --> 01:43:52,699 They've been with people every day. They wade through blood and shit. 1470 01:43:52,774 --> 01:43:56,733 They have a wealth of knowledge, and so do the professors you respect- 1471 01:43:56,811 --> 01:43:59,041 the ones who are not dead from the heart up. 1472 01:43:59,114 --> 01:44:02,682 Share their compassion. Let that be contagious. 1473 01:44:02,683 --> 01:44:05,485 Mr. Adams, I demand that you turn and address the board. 1474 01:44:05,553 --> 01:44:08,488 Sir, I want to be a doctor with all my heart. 1475 01:44:20,969 --> 01:44:24,234 I wanted to become a doctor so I could serve others... 1476 01:44:24,305 --> 01:44:26,773 and because of that I've lost everything... 1477 01:44:26,841 --> 01:44:29,537 but I've also gained everything. 1478 01:44:29,611 --> 01:44:33,775 I've shared the lives of patients and staff members at the hospital. 1479 01:44:33,848 --> 01:44:36,783 I've laughed with them. I've cried with them. 1480 01:44:38,153 --> 01:44:40,587 This is what I want to do with my life. 1481 01:44:43,091 --> 01:44:45,855 And as God is my witness... 1482 01:44:45,927 --> 01:44:48,361 no matter what your decision today, sir... 1483 01:44:48,429 --> 01:44:53,366 I will still become the best damn doctor the world has ever seen. 1484 01:44:55,570 --> 01:44:58,630 Now you have the ability to prevent me from graduating. 1485 01:44:58,706 --> 01:45:02,904 You can keep me from getting the title and the white coat. 1486 01:45:02,977 --> 01:45:05,241 But you can't control my spirit, gentlemen. 1487 01:45:05,313 --> 01:45:09,079 You can't keep me from learning. You can't keep me from studying. 1488 01:45:09,150 --> 01:45:12,278 So you have a choice-you could have me as a professional colleague... 1489 01:45:12,353 --> 01:45:14,287 passionate... 1490 01:45:14,355 --> 01:45:17,654 or you can have me as an outspoken outsider, still adamant. 1491 01:45:17,725 --> 01:45:20,785 Either way, I'll probably still be viewed as a thorn. 1492 01:45:20,862 --> 01:45:23,160 But I promise you one thing. 1493 01:45:23,231 --> 01:45:25,893 I am a thorn that will not go away. 1494 01:45:28,903 --> 01:45:30,894 Is that all? 1495 01:45:33,208 --> 01:45:35,142 I hope not, sir. 1496 01:45:38,279 --> 01:45:40,474 We will adjourn briefly. 1497 01:46:26,227 --> 01:46:28,161 Thank you. 1498 01:47:00,241 --> 01:47:01,970 Hunter Adams. 1499 01:47:06,748 --> 01:47:10,514 We find your methods less than appealing. 1500 01:47:11,886 --> 01:47:14,821 Your appearance and your demeanor do not reflect... 1501 01:47:14,889 --> 01:47:16,823 what we believe is necessary... 1502 01:47:16,891 --> 01:47:19,985 to earn a patient's trust and respect. 1503 01:47:21,462 --> 01:47:25,193 You openly accuse us of adhering to time-honored practices... 1504 01:47:25,266 --> 01:47:30,067 that for years have been the backbone of the entire medical institution. 1505 01:47:32,607 --> 01:47:34,768 However... 1506 01:47:34,843 --> 01:47:36,970 we find no fault in your attempts... 1507 01:47:37,045 --> 01:47:40,503 to improve the quality of life around you. 1508 01:47:41,749 --> 01:47:44,115 We find no fault in your desire... 1509 01:47:44,185 --> 01:47:47,177 to expand upon existing medical practices... 1510 01:47:47,255 --> 01:47:49,189 and theories. 1511 01:47:49,257 --> 01:47:52,886 We applaud your love of the patient. 1512 01:47:52,961 --> 01:47:55,293 Your grades are among the highest in your class... 1513 01:47:55,363 --> 01:47:58,423 and, therefore, we find no merit in the decision... 1514 01:47:58,499 --> 01:48:01,400 to block your graduation from medical school. 1515 01:48:08,376 --> 01:48:13,040 Now, along with your crass and disdainful behavior... 1516 01:48:13,114 --> 01:48:16,277 you carry with you a flame... 1517 01:48:16,351 --> 01:48:18,285 which one could only hope... 1518 01:48:18,353 --> 01:48:21,379 would spread through the medical profession like a brushfire. 1519 01:48:22,857 --> 01:48:24,791 And, uh, Dean Walcott... 1520 01:48:24,859 --> 01:48:27,953 in the future, I think matters like this... 1521 01:48:28,029 --> 01:48:31,795 could best be solved if you yourself would practice a little... 1522 01:48:31,866 --> 01:48:35,063 "excessive happiness. " 1523 01:49:02,330 --> 01:49:04,491 Well, today you go... 1524 01:49:04,565 --> 01:49:08,194 from being students in a class to being members of a class- 1525 01:49:08,269 --> 01:49:10,999 a very select class. 1526 01:49:11,072 --> 01:49:14,735 You face the future with your heads held high... 1527 01:49:14,809 --> 01:49:17,607 because you are now... doctors. 1528 01:49:27,455 --> 01:49:29,548 Dr. Michael Ames. 1529 01:49:35,129 --> 01:49:38,121 Dr. Doris Ackerman 1530 01:49:41,836 --> 01:49:44,566 Dr. Hunter "Patch" Adams. 1531 01:49:49,077 --> 01:49:51,238 Yea, Patch! 1532 01:49:54,816 --> 01:49:57,910 Well, I'm happy to see you've finally decided to conform. 1533 01:49:57,986 --> 01:50:00,386 More than you know, sir. 117867